Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday. It's mugshot Monday.
Speaker 1: I'm here with Kishasa. We are both we're in a
Speaker 1: light blue.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's white.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm in a light blue.
Speaker 3: Well, yours looks white.
Speaker 1: Well, yours looks like blue.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 2: I thought we were twin vibing.
Speaker 1: I thought we were.
Speaker 3: Well, we definitely are. We we're colorblind. Well, let me
Speaker 3: tell you what.
Speaker 1: I had on a white T shirt when because we
Speaker 1: had a little recording stafo and so I was on
Speaker 1: a little bit early and I had on a white
Speaker 1: T shirt. So but right before we sat down, I go,
Speaker 1: you know what, I want to take off this T shirt.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go put on like a linen, like a blouse.
Speaker 1: And not that you could tell the difference, but we
Speaker 1: would have been matching if I wouldn't have changed.
Speaker 3: And I look like I just got out of whatever
Speaker 3: prison Felicia was in because I have even having a
Speaker 3: great sweat.
Speaker 2: It's like you do. It's a vibe.
Speaker 1: That is hilarious. Well, you guys a smug shop Monday
Speaker 1: said we're gonna be talking about love after lock up
Speaker 1: first real quick, So for people that are on the
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Speaker 1: She was like, you know, on a trip with her
Speaker 1: husband who was doing all this, so thank you.
Speaker 2: She just refuses to stay home.
Speaker 3: What is it about her home life that may start
Speaker 3: not well to be there?
Speaker 2: What? What? What is it?
Speaker 3: Is there a ghosts in the house? I mean, she
Speaker 3: is always you.
Speaker 1: Pay her well, She's always on the move. Girl, She's
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Speaker 3: Always, and she may come to your city and decide,
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Speaker 3: I feel like someone reached out and they were not
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Speaker 3: all of our listeners are so polite.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes people are frustrated and they want through
Speaker 1: an episode.
Speaker 2: I get you know what.
Speaker 3: I get it because when there's something that I'm looking
Speaker 3: forward to, like on TV, and something happens like where
Speaker 3: is it? Yes, it's like a fix. It's like you
Speaker 3: need that dope for Meine is a dopamine?
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, we get it.
Speaker 2: We get it.
Speaker 1: I get it, you want it and it's not there,
Speaker 1: and maybe like the whole day you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to put these kids to bed, or
Speaker 1: my husband's going out, and I've got all this time alone.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to listen to my show and fold
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Speaker 3: So I get it.
Speaker 1: But you catch more flies with honey than sugar?
Speaker 3: Is that that that gets honey than vinegar?
Speaker 1: You catch more flies with honey than honey. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so everybody's got their episode down with their hair and
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Speaker 1: we're on two. They've had two two hour episodes and
Speaker 1: then Monday night they'll have another episode that'll just be
Speaker 1: one hour, so you gotta go ahead and catch up.
Speaker 1: It's really good, Kisha, it's really good.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I gotta put this out there.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people are not watching this
Speaker 3: is Polly, but let me tell you something. To our
Speaker 3: own horns, but we somehow have still have made it funny.
Speaker 3: So if nothing else, just the episodes, because it's it
Speaker 3: really it is the bottom of the barrel when it
Speaker 3: comes to trash TV. Yep, but somehow we recounts funny.
Speaker 3: They don't give us a lot.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's quite a it's quite a program. It's
Speaker 1: quite a program. And sometimes we start to watch things like,
Speaker 1: oh god, I wish I wouldn't have committed to covering this.
Speaker 1: It's not great. But we're on episode three of eight
Speaker 1: of This is Polly, and uh, I am interested. Now
Speaker 1: this week, you guys on the liver Lungs with Keisha.
Speaker 1: Keisha is interviewing our power Thropple Cammie, Trent and Nita,
Speaker 1: And yeah, she's gonna have some questions about some things
Speaker 1: that was said on this last episode about everybody's sexuality
Speaker 1: and who does what people are.
Speaker 3: This way they are forcing up. They have forced an
Speaker 3: MP out of her box. Oh yeah, the pearls are gone.
Speaker 3: She dares she's not clutching now. She has thrown them
Speaker 3: completely away for this show. You know what, it is
Speaker 3: constant that it's a lot.
Speaker 1: That is such a great point. I did have to
Speaker 1: remove the pearls and throw them into the river because
Speaker 1: to talk about this show is.
Speaker 2: You got to go there. Yeah, so anyway, nothing else
Speaker 2: listen for that.
Speaker 1: That's crazy that comes out on Sunday. Y'all. So the
Speaker 1: show Love After lock Up and then This Is Polly
Speaker 1: both air on Friday, and then our This Is Polly
Speaker 1: episode comes on the paid feed on Sunday, and then
Speaker 1: of course today is Love After lock Up. Here we are, yes,
Speaker 1: here we are. I am sweating in this office. I
Speaker 1: think it's this. I think it's this TJ Max linen shirt. Oh,
Speaker 1: I should have watched it. Many just put it right on,
Speaker 1: right out of TJ Max, right on my body.
Speaker 3: That I'm one of those I never washed clothes like.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I'm surprised because you're with them, You're with
Speaker 1: a get a new towel every twenty minut.
Speaker 2: That's for another day.
Speaker 3: And I still don't know you who you are behind
Speaker 3: that miss shocking.
Speaker 1: That's a long story. Okay, let's start with the new people. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is season seven, episode eleven. My exes cellmate confusing.
Speaker 1: So let's start with Dia and Cyrus. Okay, now I
Speaker 1: need all my math experts, nope to weigh in with
Speaker 1: the math that we're going to be doing here. There's
Speaker 1: gonna be math. It's gonna be math.
Speaker 3: Okay, get your pocket calculators out right now because the
Speaker 3: math is not mathing.
Speaker 1: The math is not mathew this one.
Speaker 3: Nope. So Dia is thirty five.
Speaker 1: She's a medical biller. So she's got a good sorry
Speaker 1: question that I question that. Cyrus her Boothing her Man,
Speaker 1: her Man. Her Man is twenty four. He is in
Speaker 1: prison for auto theft and possession of a weapon. It
Speaker 1: doesn't say machine gun.
Speaker 2: Like, thank god.
Speaker 1: For three years. Okay, Cheyenne Wells, Colorado. Not a clue
Speaker 1: where that is. They show a lot of like factory
Speaker 1: looking things. So it's a very it's a very blue
Speaker 1: collar town.
Speaker 2: Apparently, it's not like a tourist spot.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no. So Dia is driving
Speaker 1: and she's like talking to production. She's like, I'm a
Speaker 1: great driver. You know, I live in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1: If we have to do a high speedchase, I'm your girl.
Speaker 1: Life is good, though it's not always been that way.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I could be the master of chaos. Like anything can happen,
Speaker 1: anything that would happen would happen. I'm a mother of four,
Speaker 1: I had I had. Okay, you ready, Matt.
Speaker 3: Do I need to get Okay, so let me open
Speaker 3: up my phone, okay.
Speaker 2: And get the calculator.
Speaker 3: All right, she's thirty five, okay, okay, thirty five.
Speaker 1: She had her oldest child at age sixteen sixteen, okay,
Speaker 1: so how old would that make that child? Thirty five?
Speaker 2: Eighteen?
Speaker 1: Right, but what's thirty five minus sixteen nineteen? She's nineteen
Speaker 1: okay with the girl on the screen that says she's eighteen,
Speaker 1: it did, so that's that's not Matthew number one. Okay.
Speaker 1: She's a mother of four. She married her high school
Speaker 1: sweetheart and was married for twenty plus years, So let's
Speaker 1: just say she was married for twenty one years because
Speaker 1: that's twenty plus. What is thirty five minus twenty five
Speaker 1: minus twenty one fourteen fourteen? So okay, mm hmm. Then
Speaker 1: she says, okay, so she got married at fourteen?
Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah, by our okay, stop. When we're done
Speaker 3: with her scene, we realized how goddamn stupid she is
Speaker 3: and everything makes more sense. So right now we don't
Speaker 3: know how dumb she is. Okay, she's making us feel stupid, okay,
Speaker 3: so okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So she says she had her oldest child at the
Speaker 1: age of sixteen. Yes, so technically maybe she got married
Speaker 1: at fifteen, had this baby at sixteen, maybe, but that
Speaker 1: would have made her married for nineteen years if she
Speaker 1: got married last if she got divorced last week. But
Speaker 1: she didn't get divorced last week because she's been with
Speaker 1: the whole other relationship.
Speaker 3: Two two and it was for a year.
Speaker 1: So yep, yepp. I don't know, okay.
Speaker 3: I don't think we can add logic to anything that
Speaker 3: this woman says.
Speaker 2: We're just getting started.
Speaker 1: I feel like I should DM her to say, what
Speaker 1: did you get married?
Speaker 3: Right at the calculations for her and just say, by
Speaker 3: my calculations, this ass this and by your calculations this
Speaker 3: as that she's not gonna get it, and if you
Speaker 3: have a son in prison, she will.
Speaker 1: Later later they show when the daughter is talking, they
Speaker 1: show a picture of mom and dad together of Dia
Speaker 1: and her ex, and appears the idea is in some
Speaker 1: sort of wedding dress. Yeah, but there are two children
Speaker 1: in the picture. Yep.
Speaker 3: So maybe it was a situation they went to the
Speaker 3: courthouse and got married, and when they after they had
Speaker 3: two kids, they are like, oh, we can afford it
Speaker 3: actual weddings, so let's let's do this.
Speaker 1: Okay. Now, if she got married at age fifteen. Let's
Speaker 1: assume her mother had to sign off on that, because
Speaker 1: you can't just get married when you're fifteen unless you're.
Speaker 2: In you have you met dia.
Speaker 3: I would sign off on her to go away, Yes,
Speaker 3: where I will sign it in blood to get rid
Speaker 3: of this girl because her poor.
Speaker 1: Mom age of marriage. In Colorado, you have to be eighteen.
Speaker 3: Even if your parents. Your parents can sign off on
Speaker 3: it though.
Speaker 1: Under sixteen, marriages strictly prohibited, no exceptions.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she's just lying.
Speaker 1: However, it says in Colorado sixteen and seventeen year olds
Speaker 1: can get married if they obtain a specific approval from
Speaker 1: a juvenile court. Under sixteen, marriage is strictly prohibited, no exceptions.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, so there's a lie somewhere in there.
Speaker 2: She did not get married when she was sixteen.
Speaker 3: She's married when she was eighteen, so that would make
Speaker 3: more sense that she at the two kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay. Maybe she meant I was with this guy
Speaker 1: for twenty te plus years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not what she said.
Speaker 1: That's not what she said. I was married for twenty
Speaker 1: plus years. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 3: Anyway, guys, that was just a warm up for Dias.
Speaker 3: Just alve it today because the real class that was
Speaker 3: the warm up session.
Speaker 1: Okay, So she says, I never imagine myself as a
Speaker 1: single mother, but he chose drugs, and now I feel
Speaker 1: that the universe has given me Cyrus. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: refer to Cyrus as my husband, not my boyfriend. So
Speaker 1: maybe that explains why she thinks she was married for
Speaker 1: twenty years, but she was just with.
Speaker 2: Shelis a boyfriend as a husband.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you know it's it's crazy about Cyrus. I
Speaker 1: used to date his ex cellmate Jaden, but when Jaden
Speaker 1: got released, he showed his true colors and we broke up.
Speaker 1: It shows Jaden sitting on the floor with her children
Speaker 1: at Christmas.
Speaker 4: Why which and these kids when we meet the kids,
Speaker 4: they are little kids with the Oh there it goes
Speaker 4: back again when we meet those kids.
Speaker 3: So three, the three youngest ones are small kids. So
Speaker 3: there's no way that that was her oldest kid and
Speaker 3: the second oldest in that picture from the wedding.
Speaker 2: There's an age gap there.
Speaker 1: M hmm. You see what I'm saying. I do see
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Okay, and she's so pretty.
Speaker 2: What do I always say? God, don't give it to
Speaker 2: you all.
Speaker 3: He's he's like, you are cute, but you I'm gonna
Speaker 3: need you to really keep up with your studies. And
Speaker 3: clearly she didn't.
Speaker 1: She says, uh, let's say Jayden, and she says, Cyrus
Speaker 1: is totally different from Jayden. And the reason Cyrus and
Speaker 1: I have never met physically is because it takes a
Speaker 1: year to get on somebody's books. And he about to
Speaker 1: be released. He's one day away from his release.
Speaker 3: So she has not been dating this guy for a
Speaker 3: whole year. She has not met this guy at a person.
Speaker 3: Yet she's going to bring him around her kids, it.
Speaker 1: Says my husband.
Speaker 2: And yeah, oh god, I hope she doesn't make those
Speaker 2: kids call him the D word.
Speaker 1: Hopefully not. So she goes to see this guy, Jaden.
Speaker 1: Jaden is welding, and I'm glad that Jaden has a skill.
Speaker 3: I don't think that he was really I don't think
Speaker 3: he worked there. I think he said, Okay, I'm gonna film.
Speaker 3: I kind of have a buddy who does work here.
Speaker 3: Because we didn't see him achieving any goals there.
Speaker 1: He he doesn't have a job. Okay, Well, I was
Speaker 1: happy to see this. This was for TV that he
Speaker 1: knew how to weld because I think he can make
Speaker 1: a lot of money as a welder.
Speaker 3: There was a meth lab to the left that we
Speaker 3: didn't see.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, and she says she tells him
Speaker 1: he takes this thing and I was like, hey, what
Speaker 1: are you doing here? And she says, I just want
Speaker 1: to remind you that Cyrus is getting out and coming here,
Speaker 1: and I need you to stop hitting me up on
Speaker 1: Facebook and he goes, I didn't do that. She goes, yes,
Speaker 1: you did. You asked me to go for a ride
Speaker 1: with you and he says, yeah, I did. You know
Speaker 1: Ida You were like my drug. You were like my addiction,
Speaker 1: and I loved you. And she goes, I was never
Speaker 1: in love with you, and he goes, yes, you were.
Speaker 1: You showed it and yes, she totally was. And he
Speaker 1: says he says, you're just mad because I had sex
Speaker 1: with another woman. M hmm.
Speaker 3: That'll do it, that doesn't, and that will make you
Speaker 3: decide I'm gonna be with your cellmate.
Speaker 1: And she goes, it's because it was that woman. And
Speaker 1: she tells us her ex husband also had sex with
Speaker 1: this woman. She's the town whore.
Speaker 2: I mean when you get out of prison. That's who
Speaker 2: you're supposed to have sex with the town.
Speaker 3: He should Yeah, not the team.
Speaker 1: Mom. No, Mom. So she says, just leave me in
Speaker 1: Cyrus alone, and he goes, no, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I got a loan. What what she is.
Speaker 3: Telling this man to leave her alone?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: She has driven to his job maybe not job to
Speaker 3: talk to him. She doesn't want him to message our Facebook. Okay,
Speaker 3: block him.
Speaker 1: Then that's funny. That's funny. She and he had to
Speaker 1: have known they were filming, because, I mean, the cameras
Speaker 1: are there.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: He says, I can't leave you alone. I got a
Speaker 1: love for you. When you love somebody, it just don't
Speaker 1: go away. Now, I got to tell you something. When
Speaker 1: we see pictures of him, and when we first saw
Speaker 1: him without the face tattoos, this guy's pretty cute.
Speaker 3: Well after looking at him, like where he is now
Speaker 3: and then we meet Cyrus.
Speaker 2: We see a picture of Cyrus and his.
Speaker 3: Confessional Dia is not doing No, she's so sucking. These
Speaker 3: men look like they picked up their drug addictions after
Speaker 3: being with Dia because like their cheeks are like they
Speaker 3: look like walkie talking ozimpic ads. Okay, because they're so
Speaker 3: skinny their cheeks and everything. So I don't know what
Speaker 3: she does to these men, but every man she has
Speaker 3: has a drug addiction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ex husband, we're three for three. We're three
Speaker 1: for three. So the talking head she says, yeah, Jaden
Speaker 1: is still in love with me. It's interesting in this
Speaker 1: talking head because they kept going, you know, back and
Speaker 1: forth to it. Sometimes she has a lipstick and sometimes
Speaker 1: she doesn't. Yeah, I was like, what happened there? I
Speaker 1: hate when they do that too. I was like, make
Speaker 1: it consistent. So she says, yeah, Jaden is still in
Speaker 1: love with me. And when he cheated on me, I
Speaker 1: was disgusted with him because you know, that was the
Speaker 1: same girl with my ex. And then the talking Jaden says, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's some anger in her there, but I love her,
Speaker 1: and when you love someone, it'll never stop. I would
Speaker 1: I might be a little afraid of him. He's seen
Speaker 1: some things, and yeah, he's a little obsessed, obsessed.
Speaker 3: He seems like we could find DIA's arm or something
Speaker 3: back there wherever he's working at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Friend and Order. Yeah, And then talking head
Speaker 1: we hear from Cyrus, and Cyrus says Jaden has saying
Speaker 1: bad things about me like I'm a womanizer and then
Speaker 1: I'm just using her and all this. But you know,
Speaker 1: Dia and I have a soul connection, and when she
Speaker 1: and Jayden broke up, I hit her up and I
Speaker 1: knew she was the one for me. And when I
Speaker 1: get out, I'm gonna have to confront Jaden. So I
Speaker 1: think you better leave Jayden alone. I think Jayden's missing
Speaker 1: a few exactly.
Speaker 3: So yeah, and Jaden should be pissed off as Cyrus
Speaker 3: just all this woman.
Speaker 1: Well he fucked the town horror, so he was wrong.
Speaker 2: He was just following the Kisha plan.
Speaker 1: Well, that's right, he had heard fuck around And yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'll see, all right, Dia and her mom, whose
Speaker 1: name I never wrote down, and her oldest daughter, Milly,
Speaker 1: whose name is Camille and they call her Milly, which
Speaker 1: I think is just cute. Cute. Milly on the screen
Speaker 1: says she's eighteen. And I don't get your calculator out again,
Speaker 1: because it doesn't that up. Can you ider me thirty
Speaker 1: five and you have an eighteen year old daughter.
Speaker 3: I'm forty six and I have a twenty four year
Speaker 3: old and I still can't make sense of it.
Speaker 1: I just I mean, you grew up together. Yes, totally.
Speaker 1: So they're chatting and they're like, you know, what do
Speaker 1: you know about him? What if you run up to
Speaker 1: the wrong guy? And yeah, what if he's short? And
Speaker 1: Mom says, what you need to be checking for is
Speaker 1: STDs and check his prison idea to see if you
Speaker 1: got the right guy, because some other guy could be like,
Speaker 1: I'm Cyrus, so.
Speaker 3: She's right, and do you have stupid enough to fall
Speaker 3: for it?
Speaker 1: She's like, I've seen his pictures.
Speaker 3: I don't trust her. I say, I don't trust anything
Speaker 3: about this girl.
Speaker 1: And the talking head mom says, I have a lot
Speaker 1: of concerns. She tried this dating a prisoner thing before.
Speaker 1: It didn't work out. He got out. He was very
Speaker 1: controlling and I didn't say anything and I should have.
Speaker 1: I hope Cyrus is the right person, but I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm just getting on that merry go round again.
Speaker 1: And also, Jaden was twenty four and Cyrus is the same.
Speaker 3: See this is this is where her maturity level comes in.
Speaker 3: She's not very mature at all. I think she tries
Speaker 3: to act like she's young. She wants a younger guy.
Speaker 3: She I think she needs therapy. You think there's some
Speaker 3: trauma going on. So she thinks, if I find someone
Speaker 3: who's in jail, I could be captain.
Speaker 2: Save a hoe. He's young and dumb.
Speaker 3: I can save him and make him do all the
Speaker 3: things that I want.
Speaker 1: And it's like, no, it's like I always know where
Speaker 1: he is. He can't bang anybody because he's here.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, but eventually they do come out, unless you're
Speaker 3: like Michale, who's in there for like ninety nine years.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, unless you're Michale, and then
Speaker 1: we're never going to see you. God bless. So in
Speaker 1: the Talking Head, Millie says, I find these relationships. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's like my dad was like a bad
Speaker 1: boy and it was toxic. Why she goes for younger men,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's weird. They're closer in age to me.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: Now we see your other kids, Jada, who's eleven, So
Speaker 1: Milly is seven to eight years older than Jada. Cassidy's
Speaker 1: okay nine and Leonidas Leonidas Leonidas aged six. So she
Speaker 1: had a kid at age twenty nine, six years ago.
Speaker 3: HM.
Speaker 1: So she must have gotten in a relationship with Jaden
Speaker 1: when he the six year old was four or two three, again,
Speaker 1: it's a it's that red string we need that. It's
Speaker 1: a beautiful mind, like all the numbers are floating around
Speaker 1: my head. Okay, yes, I'm really gonna write this down.
Speaker 3: And then her daughter starts crying. Of course, of course, yeah,
Speaker 3: because you know, this puts more pressure on her, because
Speaker 3: I have a feeling she takes care of a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff in the house, and so does Mamma has
Speaker 3: a yeah, you know, Dia has a full time job,
Speaker 3: and then trying to keep up with all these prisoners.
Speaker 2: That's like a part time job right there.
Speaker 3: So she'd I should have.
Speaker 1: Spent time with those kids, Mom says. The mom says,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm very worried for you, and she goes, oh, mom,
Speaker 1: it's fine, and she goes, I feel overwhelmed. I'm so worried,
Speaker 1: and she starts crying and she's like, okay, kids leave
Speaker 1: the room. And one of the little kids says, we
Speaker 1: don't like it when you have a boyfriend, because then
Speaker 1: you don't give us any attention. I believe that, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And the mom of course is hearing that her grandchildren.
Speaker 1: They tell the kids to leave the room, and mom says,
Speaker 1: I just want you to be treated with respect. You're
Speaker 1: repeating the same thing all over again, and I worry
Speaker 1: that once again we will have to pick up the pieces.
Speaker 2: They will and hope no one gets hurt.
Speaker 1: And it's interesting that. Look, the three little kids leave
Speaker 1: the room, and Millie still sits there because she's like, okay,
Speaker 1: she's the other adult. Yeah, and mom says that and
Speaker 1: if I don't like it this time, I am going
Speaker 1: to say something. And the talking head again, Dia says,
Speaker 1: Jaden and Cyrus are totally different. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: totally different.
Speaker 2: Yes, she's not told us how they're different.
Speaker 3: We don't see alike, but we don't know how they're different.
Speaker 1: Cyrus has no face tattoos.
Speaker 3: That's good enough for me. Mary Payne, that is good.
Speaker 1: And they're talking to head and Millie says, my mom's
Speaker 1: last boyfriend was like another child, and I had to
Speaker 1: pick up the slack and she starts crying. And so
Speaker 1: imagine at the time, this girl was probably seventeen, no,
Speaker 1: probably fifteen, because it was she did it that guy
Speaker 1: two years and this has been a year. So this
Speaker 1: poor girls like fifteen and in her mom's.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, let's say I'm thirty five. And I'm dating
Speaker 3: a twenty four year old and have an eighteen nineteen
Speaker 3: year old. The girl could be twenty one.
Speaker 1: For all we know. By her right, right, Mike, I.
Speaker 2: Would think they dude would try to fuck my daughter
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, this is not safe.
Speaker 3: This is not good, This is not a good situation
Speaker 3: at all. No, we're no Polly over here.
Speaker 1: No. So Millie cries, and she says, I had to
Speaker 1: pick up the slack and it's very tiring because there's
Speaker 1: no dad around, because you imagine she's also in high school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the grandma's coming over bitching, like there's no food
Speaker 1: in the fridge. What's your mom doing?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Yep, And she says, and I feel really bad for
Speaker 1: my siblings as well, because they get attached. Oh that's horrible, horrible.
Speaker 1: So in the talking head, her mom also cries and says,
Speaker 1: I don't want her to get hurt again. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of. And I'm also afraid I had to
Speaker 1: come over here and like pay her rent because this
Speaker 1: dumb house will probably quit her job or something.
Speaker 3: And that house is small, like no one else needs
Speaker 3: to live there.
Speaker 2: So these kids are hearing everything that happens.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, everything, every snort, yeah yeah, every syringe
Speaker 3: being filled, that's all they hear it all.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to Kirston and Brady.
Speaker 3: Oh God, she's one of the dumbest people we've met.
Speaker 1: Well, I've decided that I believe in their love. What
Speaker 1: I believe in their love. I've decided that I think
Speaker 1: they're going to make it. It's how quickly. It's how
Speaker 1: quickly I turned, Keisha, That's how quickly I turn.
Speaker 2: Drink some water.
Speaker 3: You're not hydrated, you're if something's not working with like,
Speaker 3: drink some water. Give one of those ivy things and
Speaker 3: put it in your water because something ain't right today.
Speaker 3: You believe in their love.
Speaker 1: I do. I think these two are going to make it. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: So she's in Illinois and she's bitching on the phone
Speaker 1: about when he gets released and going to the halfway
Speaker 1: house and this is ridiculous and whatever. So she says,
Speaker 1: I have to pick them up at eight am, and
Speaker 1: we have to I have to have him in Wichita
Speaker 1: by six point thirty, which is eight hours away. So
Speaker 1: they have two and a half hours away room to
Speaker 1: get there, which they probably build that in for traffic,
Speaker 1: and you know, if there's a accident on the highway
Speaker 1: or something, not for banging.
Speaker 2: So it ain't gonna last that long. How long has
Speaker 2: it been gone? Three years?
Speaker 1: Five years? Three years?
Speaker 3: Five years?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was supposed to be three,
Speaker 1: but he kept getting in trouble. Yeah, red flag, red flag.
Speaker 1: So if they leave the prison at eight thirty, go
Speaker 1: have sex for an hour, they're gonna barely make it
Speaker 1: with one stop in zero traffic.
Speaker 2: Give us sex fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, but still they have to look at the galaxy lights.
Speaker 1: And she's so stupid. How much money does she spend
Speaker 1: on decorating that room when it's gonna be two pumps
Speaker 1: and done, like it's stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she she decorated that room like they were going
Speaker 3: to live there.
Speaker 1: Like they were gonna be there at least a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, and she probably had to leave it all
Speaker 1: there all right anyway, so she didn't have any money.
Speaker 1: It's stupid. So she says, you don't. I won't get
Speaker 1: to visit him a lot in the halfway house. I
Speaker 1: haven't been able to kiss him in four months. I
Speaker 1: need to feel his touch and the intimacy and it's
Speaker 1: a human need like water, food, and shelter.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, so those things are necessities, like
Speaker 3: we will die without those things, right, you will not
Speaker 3: die without six months do it all the time, and
Speaker 3: so do nuns. Like it's it's not for survival. No, no,
Speaker 3: you don't have to. But in her head she's serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she thought she said something deep there and just
Speaker 1: was another stupid thing that she said along with the
Speaker 1: coffin ring. And she says, she says, I already forgot
Speaker 1: this guy's name, Rady. God, how did I already forget
Speaker 1: his name? I got too many people's names in my head.
Speaker 1: She says. Brady and I share the same morals, and
Speaker 1: we want the same things out of life, and we
Speaker 1: want to raise our kids the same way. Everything in
Speaker 1: my life has been leading to this moment, and I
Speaker 1: think I think Brady learned his lesson in prison. He
Speaker 1: now has goals, he has aspirations, and I know that
Speaker 1: all of this being with me will keep him sober
Speaker 1: and on the straight and narrow.
Speaker 3: This is coming from the woman whose ex husband said
Speaker 3: at what he would even piss on her if she
Speaker 3: were on fire or something like that.
Speaker 1: He said something like that, and he's so traumatized.
Speaker 3: He's walking around his yard with an American flag for overalls.
Speaker 1: That's a choice, that's for sure. Yea. So the next
Speaker 1: day she's like, I got about four hours of sleep.
Speaker 1: But then she goes, I got to turn on this
Speaker 1: galaxy light because you know, our theme is I Love
Speaker 1: you to the Moon and stars. So when he comes in,
Speaker 1: he needs to see. Okay, my eye.
Speaker 3: I say, I love you to the moon and stars too,
Speaker 3: but I don't take out like a star map, so
Speaker 3: so what can see what really really mean as far
Speaker 3: as the galaxy goes and the moon.
Speaker 1: She had she had to bring that galaxy light from home.
Speaker 1: And I know this because my daughter travels with hers
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: It's so stupid because she's in her twenties correct, and
Speaker 3: doesn't have what two or two children, has not been married, right.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah. So she's like, oh my gosh, I've got
Speaker 1: so much anxiety, Like I'm nauseous, but I know, like
Speaker 1: right when I see him, I'm gonna feel better. And
Speaker 1: in the talking head he's like, I'm very very nervous,
Speaker 1: you know. And here's the thing, now here was a
Speaker 1: god I wish I just why don't I have my
Speaker 1: uh my things ready when I need them all the time.
Speaker 3: He seems half normal.
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, oh ship, See this is what happens
Speaker 1: when I'm not prepared. I hate, but I'm not prepared.
Speaker 1: Sh hold on, We're gonna find it. We're gonna find
Speaker 1: keep talking, you.
Speaker 3: Keep there's a situation where I like the prisoner. No,
Speaker 3: there are several situations this season where I like the
Speaker 3: prisoner more than I like the person on the outside.
Speaker 3: And also the person who's coming out of prison is
Speaker 3: smarter than the person who's.
Speaker 1: On the outside. Yes, we do get that a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here's what I here's what we're gonna hear. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: In the talking head, he says, you know, I'm really
Speaker 1: nervous to see her and everything.
Speaker 3: But Kirsten, she likes.
Speaker 1: To be the boss. But I also like to be
Speaker 1: the boss. And I believe the man is the head
Speaker 1: of the house and the husband gets treated differently than
Speaker 1: the wife. What what what? Say?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Now? He doesn't He doesn't worry about Kirsten never submitting,
Speaker 1: but it won't happen until he gets home. Now wait,
Speaker 1: now we're now, we're out. The wife has to submit
Speaker 1: but did what did we take that turn?
Speaker 3: I don't I don't think he knows what those words
Speaker 3: really mean. Mary Payne, I don't like. I don't think
Speaker 3: she knows what aspirations means. I don't think he knows
Speaker 3: what that. I think that's some shit that was on
Speaker 3: the TV in the common room and he just heard
Speaker 3: it and ran off with it. He doesn't know what
Speaker 3: that really means, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, because it's gonna be like a Chicaina and Sarper,
Speaker 1: like I'm the man and you have to submit to
Speaker 1: what I.
Speaker 2: Say, and you know, and she looks like she'll fight.
Speaker 1: I don't think she'd take that shit at all. Nope.
Speaker 1: So it's eight fifteen. He says to come out at eight, So,
Speaker 1: I mean, the time's a ticking here. They got they gotta,
Speaker 1: they gotta. I'd be nervous.
Speaker 3: Well, we all know that when they say eight, they
Speaker 3: really mean.
Speaker 2: Nine thirty or ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they never come out of your time, no, never.
Speaker 1: And so then I wonder if they give them the
Speaker 1: wiggle room of like, okay, you've got fifteen extra minutes,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, So it's eight fifteen. She's waiting, she's annoyed.
Speaker 1: That it's late, and he comes out and he runs
Speaker 1: and he hugs her and she jumps on him and
Speaker 1: is crying, and he's like, it's over. I love you,
Speaker 1: I love you. It's over. They make out. They talk
Speaker 1: about our great everything is and how they're in love.
Speaker 1: And this is when I was like, Okay, yeah, they
Speaker 1: are married. Maybe they're going to make it work.
Speaker 2: You were drinking, You were.
Speaker 3: Sipping on wine when you watch this episode.
Speaker 2: Weren't you?
Speaker 1: Maybe tell the truth. Maybe I had wine at dinner,
Speaker 1: but I didn't have any wine at home, but I
Speaker 1: had wine at dinner before I watched this at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: How many glasses too? Okay, there we go. Problem is solved,
Speaker 3: my god, all right.
Speaker 1: So the talking head Brady says he was in federal
Speaker 1: prison for five years for possession of meth and conspiracy
Speaker 1: to distribute a controlled subset and violent crime with drugs
Speaker 1: and machine gun. Never forget, never forget.
Speaker 2: He is a one.
Speaker 3: I don't want to deal with anyone who knows anything
Speaker 3: about a machine gun.
Speaker 2: If you're not.
Speaker 3: Fucking Rambo or you've not been to war, you don't
Speaker 3: need a machine gun, because that screams to me cartel.
Speaker 1: It screams to me, drug dealer. And also does he
Speaker 1: look like he could even hold a machine gun? He's
Speaker 1: a slight little fella.
Speaker 3: No, I think they let him put the bullets in there.
Speaker 3: This is this is what your job is going to be,
Speaker 3: little one.
Speaker 1: Little one. So he says, in high school, I was
Speaker 1: like every other kid, and we see like you played basketball,
Speaker 1: played football. And he said, and this is interesting because
Speaker 1: this is how it happens. We all know the story.
Speaker 1: When he was seventeen, he has some wisdom teeth removed
Speaker 1: and they gave him a hydro codone.
Speaker 3: Now they don't do that shit anymore of the he's
Speaker 3: part of the reason why only give us tell them
Speaker 3: all three after a tennis appointment and they went to
Speaker 3: go to fucking er to get tramadoll or something else
Speaker 3: because we're in so much bank.
Speaker 2: This is why.
Speaker 1: So this was thirteen years ago, because he's thirty now,
Speaker 1: So thirteen years ago they would give you like thirty
Speaker 1: percocets for a wisdom right now, yeah, not now. When
Speaker 1: he was seventeen, he had his wisdom teeth removed and
Speaker 1: he got some hydro codone and he liked it. He
Speaker 1: liked it a lot.
Speaker 3: We all do we like it for thee Let me
Speaker 3: tell you what the pain.
Speaker 1: It gets rid of the pain or makes you forget
Speaker 1: about the pain, really one or the other. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: the problem is.
Speaker 2: It too much?
Speaker 1: No, the problem is the worst side effect of a
Speaker 1: painkiller is.
Speaker 2: Sleepiness, constipation.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: They always tell you to take a laxative.
Speaker 1: I know. But when I was in the hospital last year,
Speaker 1: I was constantly on I mean it was in my
Speaker 1: id or they were giving it to me orally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they were giving me synecotte with every single one.
Speaker 2: The this is tell you almost died right yeah last year?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I never forget, never forget never.
Speaker 2: We need T shirts about that.
Speaker 3: Let's don't and T shirts with the date and never forget.
Speaker 1: July seventh, The anniversary is coming up, coming right out.
Speaker 3: Gosh, what are we going to do?
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing. So but but it was days
Speaker 1: the furrow into the bathroom days. And it's interesting because
Speaker 1: recently I was having to read over some of those
Speaker 1: medical records because I was trying to find out the
Speaker 1: name of the coil that is in my artery and
Speaker 1: my abdomen that they oh close, because I needed to
Speaker 1: find out for an MRI. I had to find out
Speaker 1: that the name of the coil and I was so
Speaker 1: I was reading some of it and it literally is
Speaker 1: like patient states she has not had movement. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: that was a lot of days and I go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, poor me.
Speaker 2: That is funny. Oh my god. I mean it's funny,
Speaker 2: not funny, but yeah.
Speaker 1: But I was like, these people never go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom never.
Speaker 2: I don't think they care well, they don't eat, so
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that much of a difference.
Speaker 1: That's a great point. That's a really good pills. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what he says is he doesn't say anything about
Speaker 1: the constipation. He says he liked pills and knew when
Speaker 1: he could no longer get the pills, probably off the
Speaker 1: street or whatever, he turned to meth. I mean a
Speaker 1: lot of people turn to heroin because it's a similar situation,
Speaker 1: but he went he bypassed heroin. He went right to meth.
Speaker 3: But I think myth is a lot cheaper than heroin,
Speaker 3: and fine, way cheaper.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he says meth will make you lose your
Speaker 1: morals and your self respect and the respect for others, and.
Speaker 3: That make you steal Amazon packages off your pregnant neighbor's
Speaker 3: front porch.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. His his first interaction with Kirsten
Speaker 1: was when she was beating on his door and he says,
Speaker 1: and I didn't steal the stuff, but it was someone
Speaker 1: that I knew. And then didn't he say it was
Speaker 1: a truck of a It was a it was the
Speaker 1: hood of a truck. It was stolen. Yeah, he said
Speaker 1: it was a truck hood. So somebody took a med
Speaker 1: head who they have crazy strength, just went the yard.
Speaker 1: It was like walked off with it. He said, I
Speaker 1: didn't steal the stuff, but it was someone I knew,
Speaker 1: and I would never imagine we would end up here.
Speaker 1: Who would have who would She held me down and
Speaker 1: has done what no one would ever do. She made
Speaker 1: me a true believer in soulmates. And it's overwhelming now
Speaker 1: to go from a closed door, closed cell door to freedom.
Speaker 1: And in the past I was doing meth to feel nothing,
Speaker 1: but now I have to have my feelings. And this
Speaker 1: is interesting and we don't hear this a lot Keisha.
Speaker 1: He says, if I'm not able to work through the
Speaker 1: trauma of being locked up, it's going to negatively affect
Speaker 1: my life. I won't be able to show as much
Speaker 1: love and excitement in my life, my wife's life as
Speaker 1: I want to. I'm going to have to realize it's
Speaker 1: okay to have feelings again. Everything's not bad all the time.
Speaker 2: That's deep that See, this is what she was she
Speaker 2: was talking.
Speaker 3: She was trying to be this deep, but she didn't
Speaker 3: know the menia, you know, the worst that she was using. Now,
Speaker 3: this is this is how you do deep talk right here.
Speaker 1: But it's interesting that he's like, Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to have help. They work and therapy to get
Speaker 1: over number one, the trauma of being locked up.
Speaker 2: Which that is traumatic. And then do forget about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he's had five years of having to
Speaker 1: have no feelings and then probably five years before that
Speaker 1: when he was on drugs.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, and you still believe in their love?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 1: I tell man, Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna place any best because you were drunk when.
Speaker 1: You washed it and the top head together, She says.
Speaker 1: He was an hour late getting out. So we're going
Speaker 1: against the clock now, and we got it. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have to make a quickie work. They're gonna have to
Speaker 1: make it work. It's gonna don't worry, girl, don't worry.
Speaker 3: It don't be quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah. When they get to the room, she gives him
Speaker 1: his ring and tells him to take off his plastic
Speaker 1: ring and they make out, get on the bed, and
Speaker 1: they tell the cameras to leave, and they're like, we've
Speaker 1: got eleven minutes, get out of here.
Speaker 3: Okay. It's it's when they have sex when the person
Speaker 3: comes right out of prison and there's no shower, prison wash,
Speaker 3: like you really gotta get that prison and smell and
Speaker 3: funk and all that. I don't even think, like the
Speaker 3: they need to brush their teeth with like real toothpaste
Speaker 3: and a reales. But she was pretty horny, so I
Speaker 3: wasn't that surprised.
Speaker 1: I would just be like, okay, but and you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll just be gross in this hotel and
Speaker 1: then take a shower before you get back in my car.
Speaker 2: Well, so she may not care, true.
Speaker 1: Kayleie and Michael, I want to tell you that I
Speaker 1: zoomed past a lot of this because it was so fake.
Speaker 3: She is so fucking annoying to me.
Speaker 1: And this is a it's fake.
Speaker 3: She's fake.
Speaker 1: She can't she can't do her acting job without smiling.
Speaker 1: I literally just some of it, wrote, I'm not even
Speaker 1: to talk about this because it's so fake. It's annoying
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: She's so like, she's got a nasty attitude. She thinks
Speaker 3: she's so cute.
Speaker 2: She's not.
Speaker 3: She has greasy hair and she's constantly flipping and touching it,
Speaker 3: and I want to tell her go wash your hands.
Speaker 3: After that, she's walking around like the penguin. She's spending
Speaker 3: this guy's money.
Speaker 2: She's just she's a fucking mess.
Speaker 3: She really really I like him more than I like her.
Speaker 1: Same Now, I am beyond obsessed about his Mickey Mass
Speaker 1: tattoo on his neck.
Speaker 3: Okay, James even say he goes, what the fuck is
Speaker 3: that on his neck?
Speaker 2: I was like, well, Mayor pain has theories.
Speaker 1: It's definitely covering something. So last night I took a
Speaker 1: picture of it and send it to Anna. My daughter
Speaker 1: has a lot of tattoos, spirit to tattoos, so I
Speaker 1: sent it to her. I said, what do you think
Speaker 1: this is covering? And she's like, oh, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to like look at it on TV. It's hard to tell.
Speaker 1: I said, well, if you if you sort of zoom
Speaker 1: in a little. Yeah, it looks like two round things
Speaker 1: under it, like maybe it's a picture of somebody's eyes,
Speaker 1: like okay, or it's a girl's name, or let me
Speaker 1: say okay, let me ask Kana. We had theories, okay,
Speaker 1: a whole lot more. You want your hat last week? Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what I said, what do you think this guy?
Speaker 1: What do you think is hiding under this guy's Mickey
Speaker 1: mouse tattoo? And she goes, I need a better picture
Speaker 1: to study it. I said, well, I guess you'll have
Speaker 1: to watch it. And she goes, is it a swastika
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 3: Oh, so she was with.
Speaker 1: You because that Yeah, I said, maybe it's another woman's name.
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't know. And then I said, maybe
Speaker 1: it's like because he was a drug dealer. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: like a giant pill or a pot leaf or something
Speaker 1: that indicates drugs.
Speaker 3: To me, it's too big to be covering.
Speaker 1: Up a girl's name, yeah, because that would just be
Speaker 1: straight across.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think somebody's face.
Speaker 1: And she's like, you don't fuck with that girl anymore.
Speaker 1: You need to get rid of that girl's face on
Speaker 1: your neck.
Speaker 3: I just feel like when guys, they usually don't get
Speaker 3: a girl's face on their neck like they'll do like
Speaker 3: a kiss mark or.
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it it's not looking real good for him for
Speaker 3: what it what it is, don't you when you d
Speaker 3: M d d M him too and ask him what
Speaker 3: it's covering up and watch you.
Speaker 1: D M Michael Lalu. I'm gonna DM both.
Speaker 3: I got him, all right, I'll tell you what you
Speaker 3: d M him and ask him. I'll d M him
Speaker 3: and ask him and let's compare the answers. I'll bet
Speaker 3: we get two different answers. Again.
Speaker 1: I trust him more than I trust her.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So one month out of prison to remember he's in
Speaker 1: a halfway house but it's close by and they just
Speaker 1: had sex at home. He's like, ooh, I love looking
Speaker 1: at your tattoo of my name. When you're asked, I
Speaker 1: was like, that is a bad tattoo. She knew he
Speaker 1: would like it, and he did so. In the talking head,
Speaker 1: she says, there's no doubt, you know, we'll be together forever.
Speaker 1: And in the talking head he says, I can get
Speaker 1: out of the halfway house. A day passes like it
Speaker 1: feels great to get out of there, so sure, so
Speaker 1: they get in the car and he says, wow, this
Speaker 1: car is nice, like whose car is this? Like a
Speaker 1: rental or But.
Speaker 3: He only noticed that after they'd already driven in it
Speaker 3: all the way to our house and got back in
Speaker 3: it again.
Speaker 1: Because he was excited about that. He was excited about
Speaker 1: the sex, and he could could anything.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll give him that.
Speaker 1: She says, this is my car, and he goes, wait
Speaker 1: what and she goes, yeah, this is my fun go
Speaker 1: fuck yourself car And he goes, you.
Speaker 3: Got two cars and she goes yeah.
Speaker 1: He goes, you got four arms and four legs and
Speaker 1: two heads, like why do you need two cars? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And he says, and who's paying two car payments? She goes,
Speaker 1: you you're gonna be helping me and he goes huh
Speaker 1: m m. And he's talking to Eddy goes, yeah, she
Speaker 1: definitely has a spending problem, like this makes no.
Speaker 2: Sense, but she doesn't spend it on anything good.
Speaker 1: She's I think.
Speaker 3: She likes to spend, but she doesn't make good choices
Speaker 3: on like what she's spending I e. The body makeover
Speaker 3: she got she didn't go to like the best and she.
Speaker 1: Could get her hair dead and that was like then yeah.
Speaker 3: And then she got a jeep. But she's got all
Speaker 3: these kids, right, so why do you get something a
Speaker 3: little bit bigger that makes more sense?
Speaker 1: Only one of those kids can sit in the front seat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, three I got to sit in You're right, three
Speaker 3: of you have to sit in the back.
Speaker 1: And then him, where's he gonna go? So they go
Speaker 1: to this like fancy butcher shop. And this is my note, Keisha,
Speaker 1: this is so fake. I'm not gonna honor it by
Speaker 1: talking about it.
Speaker 2: It was it was, it was bad. It was really bad.
Speaker 1: It all seems fake. About the credit cards and everything.
Speaker 1: She's like smiling, smiling, smiling, yeah, And in the talking
Speaker 1: head she goes, I mean, I do feel bad that
Speaker 1: I max out his cards, took all his loan money,
Speaker 1: and took all the money from his account. I mean,
Speaker 1: he wants to get mad about my spending. But I
Speaker 1: was a prison wife for six years.
Speaker 3: Okay, But she said that as if they had been
Speaker 3: married and had a whole life together. He did something,
Speaker 3: I went to prison. Yeah, bitch, you do owe me
Speaker 3: a new car. No, you married him while he was
Speaker 3: in prison, so you chose to be a prison wife.
Speaker 2: That's not how it works.
Speaker 1: And he probably hadn't spend at least one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: on that Mickey Mouse tattoo to cover up whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck he's covering on his neck.
Speaker 3: And an extra fifty so the person wouldn't tell anyone
Speaker 3: else what was under any Yeah, she.
Speaker 1: Goes, I mean I spent forty two thousand dollars on
Speaker 1: you in prison. And he goes, okay, so you have
Speaker 1: this debt.
Speaker 3: So how did you.
Speaker 1: Borrow money for the car? She goes, I just did.
Speaker 1: I just borrowed money for the car. And she says,
Speaker 1: I sent you seven hundred dollars a month for two years. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: Keisha's calculation again, that's sixteen point eight thousand dollars, not
Speaker 1: forty two.
Speaker 3: No, not even close to forty two. And then why
Speaker 3: would you send seven hundred dollars a month? That's like,
Speaker 3: that's like, yeah, he's not on your payroll, Like why
Speaker 3: are you sending him that much money every single month?
Speaker 1: And he says over, he says, over and over, that
Speaker 1: was your idea. You wanted to do that.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing I think that she believes he is
Speaker 3: way out of her league.
Speaker 1: Well he is, looks wise, he is.
Speaker 2: I mean he could actually have less teeth and still
Speaker 2: be out of her league.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean he's sure, he's a short king, but
Speaker 1: he is very good looking in the face, and he's
Speaker 1: kind of smart, kind of smart, and he's buff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just that tattoo.
Speaker 1: We need answers. It's the neck tattoos. This is problem. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she says, you know, I sent you money for
Speaker 1: a life of luxury in prison, like I mean, life
Speaker 1: of luxury in prison, like you should be. You should
Speaker 1: have been planning for a life of luxury out here.
Speaker 1: And he goes, no, no, no, no, you're not going
Speaker 1: to turn this around on me. He goes she did.
Speaker 1: He said, you're mad. I think matthing. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1: When we get home, I'm gonna need you to print
Speaker 1: all the bank statements from everything to prove all this
Speaker 1: stuff to me. So she's like fine, Doe, and then
Speaker 1: talking DDY goes, yeah, I have fourteen thousand dollars in savings.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling her about it because I don't trust
Speaker 1: her with money. I wouldn't get I would neither.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't either. At first, we were kind of pissed
Speaker 3: off that he was doing that, but thank god, because
Speaker 3: he wouldn't have any money at all.
Speaker 2: She's just blowing through his cash.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, but.
Speaker 3: I mean it's like this because she's like, I'm giving
Speaker 3: you all this money. It's six seven seven. Yeah, she's
Speaker 3: giving him all this money. But at the same time,
Speaker 3: she's stealing from him too.
Speaker 1: They're both criminals. So they drive up and she goes,
Speaker 1: my mom is here. That means the kids are here.
Speaker 1: So he goes, fighting is over. We're done fighting. Let's
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So he walks in.
Speaker 1: The kids all hugging and like, Dad, Dad, Dad. Now
Speaker 1: we know that her four kids are with three different dads,
Speaker 1: and that fourth one is questionable. It could be four dads.
Speaker 1: She said, I'm sure, not sure. None of these kids
Speaker 1: belong to him, but they call him dad, and they
Speaker 1: all seem to He's like, hey, what's going on, Like
Speaker 1: they visited him, they know him. Yeah. Yeah. Her mom, Laurie,
Speaker 1: who is such a fuck control that. Laurie is a nightmare.
Speaker 1: So Laura, she like her daughter, they're both a nightmare nightmare.
Speaker 1: Her sister is there, who doesn't say anything, but she's there,
Speaker 1: and he's like all right. He gets in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm gonna make y'all my favorite thing, baked
Speaker 1: mac and cheese. So he's excited to sort of get
Speaker 1: in the family life and make baked mac and cheese.
Speaker 1: And he's asking Laurie where are the pants and everything? Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Kaylee goes in the back is printing out the bank statements,
Speaker 1: and she's telling the fifteen year old, your dad doesn't
Speaker 1: think I was honest about the money, and your dad
Speaker 1: thinks I spent too much money, So I'm gonna print
Speaker 1: everything out for your dad.
Speaker 3: I was like, she's you got right. Yeah, she probably
Speaker 3: is going to forge half that ship and try to
Speaker 3: copy and paste and do whatever she can, but he's
Speaker 3: just not that stupid.
Speaker 2: He's done.
Speaker 1: So she prints out to by bank statements and then
Speaker 1: in the kitchen, he says to Laurie because they're having
Speaker 1: this party for him, right, and he's She says, well,
Speaker 1: who from your family's coming? He goes, well, my mom
Speaker 1: is coming, right, and Laurie goes, your mom's a real
Speaker 1: piece of work, and he says, well, you said that
Speaker 1: you were better than her, So nope, okay, his mom
Speaker 1: said to Laurie, I'm better than you.
Speaker 3: Yes, which she is because she didn't steal from her
Speaker 3: child and go to prison for it.
Speaker 1: And so Laurie threw water on his mom. Yeah, she goes,
Speaker 1: she said she was better than me, so I threw
Speaker 1: water on her, which was fake. And he goes, well, okay,
Speaker 1: look my mom comes. You think you can get along?
Speaker 1: And she goes, I don't know. Maybe. He goes, well, Kaylee,
Speaker 1: and I don't want any thing physical like. We don't
Speaker 1: want the kids to think you saw things of physical violence.
Speaker 1: So can you just not act like that around when
Speaker 1: the kids are around? And she goes, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't know what I'm gonna do. And he goes,
Speaker 1: all right, look, if y'all can't get along, you know
Speaker 1: my mom is coming, so you might need to leave.
Speaker 1: So she's like, oh what huh? So she grabs her
Speaker 1: pocket book and walks out, and then the talking to
Speaker 1: head Laurie says, Mike is a mama's boy, always will
Speaker 1: be on his mom's side. I'm not worried about what
Speaker 1: Mike thinks of me. He doesn't matter. He's just trying
Speaker 1: to look tough in this moment.
Speaker 3: I was surprised she looked like that because I would
Speaker 3: have acted a fool. I'm like, so you're fresh out
Speaker 3: of prison. You're kicking me out of my own child's house.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I'm not surprised she left because I think
Speaker 1: that we see from the previews that she's gonna have.
Speaker 3: A fight outside like we did or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, okay, Rich and Felicia, Yes, they are dumb.
Speaker 1: You have said every couple is dumb, and you're not wrong.
Speaker 1: You're not wrong.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should just have a little sound thing that
Speaker 3: presses it.
Speaker 2: This is so dumb. Okay, So I'm gonna say it
Speaker 2: every week.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sorry, Yeah, I'm gonna write that down add
Speaker 1: to the soundboard. Dumb. I used to have that one
Speaker 1: on here, Keisha, that was you are so dumb right now?
Speaker 1: Remember that one?
Speaker 3: So I was talking to uh, you know, I'd love
Speaker 3: to give a shout out to a listener, So yeah, please,
Speaker 3: I love it when we have a guy listener. Mike, Mike,
Speaker 3: this is for you. He's from He's from Louisiana. I
Speaker 3: think Mike is from New Orleans. Oh, he's Cajun. He's like,
Speaker 3: these people do not sound like they're from New Orleans.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I think they.
Speaker 3: Do well, so let them do.
Speaker 2: And the others don't.
Speaker 1: It's a little gangster. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's like black scat New Orleans. Then it
Speaker 3: fades away and then it's like the Jamaican ant the dreads.
Speaker 3: They're all over the place down so and then we
Speaker 3: have pretty little Felicia, who looks like she does not
Speaker 3: belong in this family at all. She's the healthiest looking person,
Speaker 3: and she served a hard time. I know, I know,
Speaker 3: God bless just that is not that man's child.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, that is not that man's child. Watch.
Speaker 3: Oh, Felicia's dad, that is not his child.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they definitely don't look like Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: So they're in the car, Felicia and Rich and whatever,
Speaker 1: the friend who's he's asleep in the backseat.
Speaker 3: Not just sleep, he was not the fuck out. That
Speaker 3: was a loud snore.
Speaker 1: He's like, I've had it.
Speaker 2: He's not enough.
Speaker 1: So they're in the car and it's he's just being
Speaker 1: very stranger and kind of all of a sudden, I
Speaker 1: love you. I love you. She's like, what you love me? Okay,
Speaker 1: and the doc and have Felicia goes. I think his
Speaker 1: brain takes a dump when you ask him a question,
Speaker 1: because he never has an answer, and then we see
Speaker 1: some examples of that. She goes, but I'm trying to
Speaker 1: give him the benefit of the doubt because he is
Speaker 1: my dream man.
Speaker 3: Him girl that bad dreams. We call those nightmares here
Speaker 3: on the outside of the world Felicia, because that is
Speaker 3: not if that, if that is your dream man, you
Speaker 3: need to take some trysd on before you go to his.
Speaker 1: I think she thinks he has a lot of money
Speaker 1: in his very He doesn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not. No, everything's in question.
Speaker 1: I think he's fine. We've now seen him two seasons
Speaker 1: in the same house, and he has a car, and
Speaker 1: he seems to have a job. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: he's doing fine.
Speaker 3: But he also didn't bring her anything.
Speaker 1: Well, because he's his presence is his presence. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: what actually created a fucking gift box?
Speaker 2: It had his space on the front of.
Speaker 1: How do I don't see this stuff? I never see this, sonny?
Speaker 1: All right, So in the talking head he says, all
Speaker 1: my worries are gone. In person, she's really gorgeous, and
Speaker 1: you know we're gonna get to touch each other tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take her on a one way trip to Poundtown,
Speaker 1: Ew you. That's not respectful.
Speaker 3: No, it's and I just don't find him to be attractive.
Speaker 3: So it's a double U for me. Just it's his.
Speaker 1: Glasses that I don't like. I don't like his glasses.
Speaker 1: It's his face for me. Okay, he says, I do
Speaker 1: see Felicia in my future, and you know, we need
Speaker 1: to be together because when you lay with other people,
Speaker 1: you can create soul ties. You can also create a
Speaker 1: baby and a std Like, what are you talking about
Speaker 1: all the things. Yeah, So she lays on the bed.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, a real bed, real pillows,
Speaker 1: and you know that's always fun to see when people
Speaker 1: come out. So she takes one of the pillows. It's like,
Speaker 1: you just don't even know what it's like to feel
Speaker 1: a real pillow. I've had a creaking my neck for
Speaker 1: nine years. And then she puts the pillow on the
Speaker 1: couch and goes and this is where you're going to sleep,
Speaker 1: right here on this couch.
Speaker 3: He's like his face was like she started speaking a
Speaker 3: totally different language. The look on his face should have
Speaker 3: been the look on his face when he saw her.
Speaker 2: Aunts are right there.
Speaker 3: The look right yeah, And I don't So here's the
Speaker 3: thing about that, and she's she's right, yes, but what
Speaker 3: was she telling him she wanted to do on their
Speaker 3: first night?
Speaker 1: You know, that's a great mine.
Speaker 3: And I think she probably did promise some things to him,
Speaker 3: so he was expecting it.
Speaker 1: But she's right, she should.
Speaker 2: This is a stranger. But then again, they have been
Speaker 2: talking for six years.
Speaker 1: They are very like snugly and kissy, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm just not ready. I'm not ready
Speaker 1: for that. I want to spend some genuine time just together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the talking, And she goes, I mean, I love
Speaker 1: him and everything, and you know, I do want to
Speaker 1: fuck his brains out.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, we'll do it in the morning.
Speaker 1: She says, I do want to give him all of me,
Speaker 1: but I don't know him. You know, I got I
Speaker 1: need some time on this. I mean, remember, he's only
Speaker 1: there like three more days.
Speaker 3: And then also, why didn't she just take the first
Speaker 3: night to hang out with him at our aunt's house
Speaker 3: and just say, I'm going to say the night of
Speaker 3: my aunt's house, we can talk, we can do this,
Speaker 3: get to know each other better, instead of going to
Speaker 3: the hotel with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but again, think I think you make a
Speaker 1: good point. I think that's what he was promised. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he goes, I was on the couch for a while,
Speaker 1: but you know then I was like, I can't hear
Speaker 1: you over here. So I got in the bed and
Speaker 1: Felicia says, he got in the bed. We did not
Speaker 1: have sex. You know, we did some other things, but
Speaker 1: we're taking it slow. We're not we didn't do it, okay,
Speaker 1: And in the car, he asks, you'll sleep at the
Speaker 1: hotel tonight and she goes, I'm going to talk to
Speaker 1: the PO about it. And he goes, and also, you're
Speaker 1: going to talk to the PO about Houston. She goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta talk. I don't know anything yet, right.
Speaker 2: She does not need to go to Houston. It's quick, no, So.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to it. She goes, I'm paroling to my
Speaker 1: aunt Stephanie and cousin Haley's house that's where I live,
Speaker 1: and I'm talking at He says, I'm having a hard
Speaker 1: time getting to read on where her head's act like,
Speaker 1: she didn't want to sleep get in the bed with
Speaker 1: me last night, and then she didn't want to sleep
Speaker 1: at the hotel. So he takes her to the PO office.
Speaker 1: She goes in, comes out two hours later. He's like,
Speaker 1: let me read this. So he's reading the stipulations of
Speaker 1: the parole and it says she is paroled to the
Speaker 1: aunt's house and that's where she needs to be. But
Speaker 1: there is no wording that says you can't sleep out,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think she was hoping that it did.
Speaker 1: I think she's like, no, once, I spent the night
Speaker 1: one night with you, but now papers and I gotta
Speaker 1: if they check in, I gotta be there.
Speaker 2: I gotta be there. And she does.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, they drive up and Haley and Aunt Stephanie
Speaker 1: are like, oh my god, you're home. You're home, and
Speaker 1: they're so happy. This looks like a normal home that
Speaker 1: she should be in. Hailey and Felici should get on
Speaker 1: the swing. And they're joking around about how they used
Speaker 1: to sneak out all the time and they're very close
Speaker 1: like sisters. And she's telling Felicia, I let him sleep
Speaker 1: in the bed. She's like, oh girl, She goes, nothing
Speaker 1: like that, nothing like that. We didn't do nothing. Haley goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't know this man, Like, you know, I know
Speaker 1: you've been talking, but you gotta haven't known him in
Speaker 1: the real world, like it's too soon to make a
Speaker 1: decision about what you're doing. And Felicia agrees, and Felicia goes,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know all that stuff yesterday. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need to see the papers about that divorce. I'm
Speaker 1: on need to see the evidence.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Okay, that's gonna start some shit up.
Speaker 1: So then Rich tells aunt Stephanie, I.
Speaker 3: Saw hers this week two tirls. Who's Shirley Temple tearls
Speaker 3: this week? Right?
Speaker 1: Last time she had the one, now she got the two.
Speaker 2: She said, I'm at a little roussal down with this week.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do two. Forget the wall.
Speaker 3: We're doing too.
Speaker 1: And then later she's doing the talking head and her
Speaker 1: hair is down.
Speaker 2: I know she's giving it all to us.
Speaker 1: All the styles, all the continuity does not matter on this.
Speaker 3: Oh yes.
Speaker 1: So Rich is telling Stephanie, you know, I saw in
Speaker 1: her parole papers that she can't leave the state, and
Speaker 1: Stephanie goes, that's right, she can't leave the state, and
Speaker 1: he goes, but she can, like she's parole here, but
Speaker 1: she can stay with me tonight. You know, she can
Speaker 1: come with you to the hotel and she goes, no, no,
Speaker 1: she is playing by the rules and if my address
Speaker 1: is on that paper, her ass will be here. So
Speaker 1: I'm not playing. I'm not playing. And he's like yeah,
Speaker 1: simmer okay, and Stephan says and also, she is not
Speaker 1: going with you to Houston. He goes, I know it
Speaker 1: says on the papers she can't and she goes, what
Speaker 1: about in six months? She's also offered papers to try
Speaker 1: to take her to Houston, and is that your plan?
Speaker 1: And he goes no, no, no, no, hold on, now, it's
Speaker 1: not my plan, like it's our plan, and she goes,
Speaker 1: oh shit, that's just jail talk.
Speaker 3: It was just he found out last night. He was
Speaker 3: getting a lot of jail talk.
Speaker 1: And he goes no. He goes, no, like she has
Speaker 1: said it recently, and she has said it since she's
Speaker 1: been out since last night, Like that is her plan.
Speaker 1: It's not just my plan. That's what she has said
Speaker 1: to me. And Stephany goes, well, I'm sorry, No, do
Speaker 1: you know how long she's been away from us? No,
Speaker 1: we do not want her moving. I do not want
Speaker 1: her moving. And then she starts crying, crying, like bawling, balling,
Speaker 1: and he hugs her he's like, oh my god, and
Speaker 1: he hug which was nice.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, it was very nice. It was sincere too.
Speaker 1: It's like he's out of his being weird, out of
Speaker 1: his shock, and now he's like it.
Speaker 3: Took a woman to cry for him to act like
Speaker 3: a fucking normal person.
Speaker 1: He's actually a little normal. He's like, oh, hold on, now,
Speaker 1: hold on, and he's like hugging. He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's okay. It's okay. So we see it's talking ahead
Speaker 1: with stuff again with a different hairdoo. And she says,
Speaker 1: there is no fucking way he's taking her out of
Speaker 1: New Orleans.
Speaker 3: I don't think she's gonna want to. I don't think
Speaker 3: they'll be together in six months.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's gonna want to be away. Once
Speaker 1: she's with Haley and her aunt, she's not gonna want
Speaker 1: to leave her parents. I mean, she didn't care about them.
Speaker 3: That's why she's living with her aunt. Because do those
Speaker 3: people look like they have a home.
Speaker 2: They they look like they lived in that car they
Speaker 2: pulled up in.
Speaker 3: So and then you know, I don't think he has
Speaker 3: kids or anything like that, Like he can move to
Speaker 3: New Orleans.
Speaker 1: And also let's just remember a couple of things about
Speaker 1: her from last year. She was running game on about
Speaker 1: thirty guys. She had an assistant to help her keep track. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's number one. So one of those other guys
Speaker 1: could roll up at any moment, that is true. And
Speaker 1: number two, she has her ex boyfriend that was in
Speaker 1: there for murder and he was getting around out around
Speaker 1: the same time.
Speaker 3: Rich you might want to save your own life and
Speaker 3: get your asspect to you said, get back to Harris
Speaker 3: County immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because no, okay, we're gonna end with Mumu Bonita.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it, all right, it's not going to.
Speaker 1: For no reason. Uh, Gigi's mom the teas rides up
Speaker 1: on her horse.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this was one of the best things that
Speaker 3: has ever happened and one of the stupidest things.
Speaker 2: That's ever happened, all wrapped into one.
Speaker 3: But she looked pretty bad ass rolling up on them
Speaker 3: with that horse. But I was like, are you a horse?
Speaker 4: Cop?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Here's a thing, the fear that it put into mo move. Clearly,
Speaker 3: Mumo has never seen a horse. Mumo has only read
Speaker 3: been around cows. That's why his name is mo Move.
Speaker 1: He looked like this, you're stupid. This neighbor are stupid everything.
Speaker 3: He was girl like a fucking tom like he is,
Speaker 3: he said, behind her holding on to her because he
Speaker 3: sees a horse like damn. He was like, nice to
Speaker 3: beat you.
Speaker 1: He was so scared, he was. And the horse's name
Speaker 1: is Ramadan, who we Yeah, we said, she doesn't know
Speaker 1: what that means, because she's going go get him Rom,
Speaker 1: Go get him Rom. He smells like prison and Mumu
Speaker 1: was like she's doing too much.
Speaker 3: She's doing too much.
Speaker 2: I was like, while he's still haty behind. This is hilarious.
Speaker 1: The first thing first day Mom says is god it,
Speaker 1: you're going to fix his hair. Yeah, we don't know.
Speaker 1: We did, but she doesn't know. She can't fix it
Speaker 1: because he's got to pretend it. Yeah. So in the
Speaker 1: talking head and this is what I sent you. Uh
Speaker 1: this man eyes are completely closes. It is confessional.
Speaker 2: He's so high.
Speaker 1: He says funny, I'm always gonna be loyal and she
Speaker 1: can always tress me. I want to be with Bonita
Speaker 1: and Gigi probably relationships. I'm gonna try to make a
Speaker 1: Menaji twy work.
Speaker 2: It's like now I've.
Speaker 3: Heard of Manaja talk. What is what he said?
Speaker 2: What does that mean? Or five of them?
Speaker 1: I wrote it out he wrote he said, mena tetoy.
Speaker 2: Just say. It's okay to say three.
Speaker 1: It's okay to say you think he can say that.
Speaker 1: He just says, Polly, he just.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 1: The talking head mom says, uh, everything about this sounds fishy.
Speaker 1: They're just in the honeymoon phase. Everything is jail talk.
Speaker 1: She won't really know him for a few weeks, you know.
Speaker 1: So Mumu and Gigi get in the car and they're
Speaker 1: going immediately to his storage unit because he wants to
Speaker 1: get his ship. Okay, this is confusing, but let's see
Speaker 1: if we can put the pieces together.
Speaker 2: They're really making us think this week.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I like it just when she's
Speaker 1: straight dumb, that's what we're used to. The talking head
Speaker 1: movie says, Benita doesn't know that. My mom went to
Speaker 1: the storage unit and clipped the locks and took my
Speaker 1: things out that belonged to me and left her things
Speaker 1: in there. Benita has been holding my things hostage. So
Speaker 1: my mother had to go and snip the locks, which
Speaker 1: is illegal because it's in Banita's name.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: And she got a new storage unit and put it
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: And she made a Facebook post all about it.
Speaker 1: She's like, I love my son, clip Clip fell in.
Speaker 1: Bonita has a way to manipulate things. Beanita is very smart,
Speaker 1: and he says, so everything in this unit is mine.
Speaker 1: So there's stuff everywhere. He opens up, it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, there's stuff everywhere. I mean we see like
Speaker 1: kids toys and just just just thrown in there, no
Speaker 1: rhyme or reason.
Speaker 2: I think she.
Speaker 3: Literally has just like her weekly trash thrown in there.
Speaker 3: Just it's just it's it's kids, cars and fucking Gigi's
Speaker 3: so stupid. I had high hopes for Gigi, but she
Speaker 3: is getting dumber by the week. And when he opens
Speaker 3: up that damn door, she's like, oh my man.
Speaker 1: Is so strong. Hercules.
Speaker 2: Hercules literally lifted a door.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's on a hinge. So it's not like it's.
Speaker 3: Yeah because he is really I didn't realize how small
Speaker 3: he was. He really is.
Speaker 1: Did you clock that those shoe size was eight? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a man at yeah is.
Speaker 3: So he goes, I gotta I gotta see what's.
Speaker 1: In here and what's not in here.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of not in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's looking. He goes, I don't see any of
Speaker 1: my design her jeans, And Bonita told my mom she
Speaker 1: still has some of my things, so I'm gonna and
Speaker 1: Gigi goes, well, then those are her things now because
Speaker 1: you're not getting them. So over at Benita's house, she says,
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to get the last of the few
Speaker 1: things that I sold replaced.
Speaker 2: The girl.
Speaker 3: It's more than a few things that needs.
Speaker 2: To be replaced.
Speaker 1: One is a whole car.
Speaker 3: So I think he's gonna eventually he's gonna notice that
Speaker 3: the car is gone. It was a hun she doesn't
Speaker 3: have a car.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you clocked that, because last week they.
Speaker 1: Were an uber. She's an uber.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then his mom or his stepdad said, we'll
Speaker 3: make sure you have a way a ride to go
Speaker 3: and pick him up in the prison.
Speaker 1: Right. So it was one hundred and fifteen thousand dollars
Speaker 1: worth of stuff that she sold, And I wonder if
Speaker 1: that includes the car. I bet it does, and the
Speaker 1: talking head. She goes, you know, I didn't sell any
Speaker 1: of this stuff to make my life fancy. It all
Speaker 1: went to my daughter, Okay, okay, and uh, she says,
Speaker 1: but I put two locks on the story so nobody
Speaker 1: can get in there. Well, all right, She has a
Speaker 1: bit by that storage unit in a while then to
Speaker 1: realize that those locks are cut off. So we see
Speaker 1: her making a deal with a guy out of the
Speaker 1: trunk of his car.
Speaker 3: His voice is it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: His voice was altered and it's all blurred, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you gotta what She's like, you got his size twenty three?
Speaker 1: Ways tiny tiny man jeans in there.
Speaker 3: I mean dad is like a petite woman's.
Speaker 1: Size, Like do you have a women's size six? So
Speaker 1: she says her daughter Dior does not has not known
Speaker 1: where dad is this whole time. She thinks he's in college.
Speaker 1: Oh god, and she says, I hope that that he's
Speaker 1: going to be appreciative of having so much to come
Speaker 1: home too, because it's her and her daughter and they're
Speaker 1: like cooking and they're making a sign and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: He does have three other kids. Let's still don't forget
Speaker 1: he has four tone.
Speaker 3: He does, and he's still gonna be looking for his shit, Like,
Speaker 3: how do you not look for your car?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How's he gonna go? Between all these baby mama's houses.
Speaker 3: And I think he's gonna be like, not only did
Speaker 3: you get rid of my car, but bitch, you don't
Speaker 3: have a car.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing I got these comfortable shoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1: Walking geez so back of the car, gigia mumu. And
Speaker 1: he's just just smoking that weed. I don't know what is.
Speaker 1: I don't know what his paper say, but maybe he's
Speaker 1: not supposed to be doing that. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just always thought you got a drug test when
Speaker 3: you visit a po but I guess it's different up there.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And because he wasn't in prison for
Speaker 1: a drug related charge, I don't think.
Speaker 2: Maybe they won't.
Speaker 1: Maybe they won't. Okay, let me go back and look
Speaker 1: at that possession of a handgun. That's why. Okay, So
Speaker 1: back in the car, he's like, yes, it's so long.
Speaker 1: You know since I did it, you know I was celibate.
Speaker 1: She's like, boys stop and he goes, but I got
Speaker 1: to trick up my sleeve for you. And she's like,
Speaker 1: I bet you do. They're so hot for each other.
Speaker 2: So they I'm surprised they made it to her apartment.
Speaker 1: I says, they didn't do any storage unit. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I might have would have done it in I don't
Speaker 1: know why they didn't go and do it first and
Speaker 1: get that out of the way. Then go to the storage.
Speaker 3: Unit, because the Storgs unit. If I were your girl
Speaker 3: picking you up for prison, that is not going to
Speaker 3: be our first thought.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we can do that afterwards.
Speaker 1: He wants this stuff. So he says, tomorrow, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to go see my PO and then I'll be
Speaker 1: back over here. But he says, tomorrow, my plan is
Speaker 1: go see my PO. Then go and pretend I'm getting
Speaker 1: picked up by Bonita, and then I'm gonna tell Bonita
Speaker 1: that I got to go to my PO, and I'll
Speaker 1: just keep going back and forth. I was like, that's
Speaker 1: only going to work for one day.
Speaker 2: By the end of the week, they're gonna beat his
Speaker 2: ass up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they go to the bedroom. They start making out.
Speaker 1: He puts her on the bed, spreads her legs out,
Speaker 1: talks about her lady bits and I didn't need any
Speaker 1: of that. And in the talking head he says, I'm
Speaker 1: a self proclaimed nympho. I have dealt with fifteen women
Speaker 1: at once. I could do it easily, so I could
Speaker 1: see myself living this poly lifestyle with my two women.
Speaker 1: And then he says a lot of people don't be
Speaker 1: like to be lied to.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, no, one likes to be.
Speaker 1: Lied to, he says, but I have lied to the police,
Speaker 1: and I have lied to a judge. But I don't
Speaker 1: want to lie to these women. I want us to
Speaker 1: be one big, happy family.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's high, he's hot, eyes closed, Yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: that's the end.
Speaker 1: So next time on Dia goes to pick up Cyrus
Speaker 1: and is crying in her car and says, I'm literally
Speaker 1: leaving him here so he doesn't get out, or or
Speaker 1: someone else picked them up, or that's why we got
Speaker 1: her mid season. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: What's the girl Carrington? Carrington is talking to a friend
Speaker 1: of hers who says something about how do you think
Speaker 1: they get the drugs in the prison, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I felt disgusted. So I don't know if her friend
Speaker 1: is like, people stick it up their butt or I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Because that's how they get drugs in prison.
Speaker 1: But that's the only thing we got from them, and
Speaker 1: I don't think we're getting much from them because I
Speaker 1: don't think he's coming out here.
Speaker 2: There's not much to get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cyrus is going to the halfway house, and he's like,
Speaker 1: it's not a good job. It's not a good look
Speaker 1: to show up late. They will send the marshals after you.
Speaker 1: So maybe they're like four minutes later or something. Okay,
Speaker 1: Felicia tells Rich I need proof that you're divorced. He's
Speaker 1: like what, and then we see Haley yelling at him
Speaker 1: on the street to get away from her.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean all you have to do is like
Speaker 3: get on your computer and show or that you're divorced.
Speaker 3: It's not like you got to go home and look
Speaker 3: underneath your bed or it's the person a shoe box
Speaker 3: or something like.
Speaker 1: That, Like you can look it up at the Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bonita says, something ain't adding up, and I will scoop
Speaker 1: my ass around this city to make sure he's not
Speaker 1: hiding anywhere.
Speaker 3: And you know what, Gigi's mom will probably give you
Speaker 3: a lift on a horse, so y'all could do it
Speaker 3: together because she would surely help you.
Speaker 1: Bonita is so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: She is very funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will scoop my ass around this city. And
Speaker 1: see if you're hiding somewhere. Kaylee takes her again performative stupid.
Speaker 1: These people can't act. Kaylee takes her ring off and
Speaker 1: gives it to Michael, and he goes, well, maybe I
Speaker 1: can use this to pay off some of the debt,
Speaker 1: and then she throws something on him looks like either
Speaker 1: like a diet coke or some hot sauce. But again
Speaker 1: with these people love to throw a beverage.
Speaker 2: They really do.
Speaker 3: I've never even thrown that many drinks in my life.
Speaker 1: We've seen it all.
Speaker 3: Have I thought I've like slipped like a bottle or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 1: No, I've never thrown anything at anybody.
Speaker 2: Because you drink all your drink, you.
Speaker 1: Can't waste a good shirt and day.
Speaker 3: Now, come on, not not very pay.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. The other night we were gener it's
Speaker 1: just me and Dave and John and I go, I
Speaker 1: would like you to know I'm I am three days sober.
Speaker 1: I am three days sober. They're like, what I go?
Speaker 1: I said, I haven't had to drink in three days.
Speaker 2: And they're like, at you, sobriety looks good on you, Mary.
Speaker 1: Pain and John goes, I hadn't had a drink in
Speaker 1: five days. Day fulls up his phone and goes, I
Speaker 1: haven't had a drink at four thousand, two hundred and.
Speaker 3: Get him day, Get him hilarious.
Speaker 1: I go, I'm just saying I don't have anything to
Speaker 1: drink in this house. I just haven't gotten anything. So
Speaker 1: I just want you to go. If kay Shaw wondered
Speaker 1: why I look not puffy and well rested, that's why.
Speaker 2: The lack of alcohol.
Speaker 1: And of course then John's like, Mommy, you always look
Speaker 1: so beautiful.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's why you call him baby John.
Speaker 1: That's why this is my little baby. Oh just takes
Speaker 1: one compliment, guys, that's all I need. Just one compliment
Speaker 1: all I need.
Speaker 3: But she keeps her her foot on my girl's neck
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 1: She doesn't tell me how pretty I am all the time.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you what she is going to
Speaker 1: help us solve that tattoo. She is good. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put it on the TV and get her to really
Speaker 1: study it. Okay, let me know what she said someone,
Speaker 1: and then she'll take a picture and send it to
Speaker 1: her tattoo artists. In between the two of them, we're
Speaker 1: gonna figure.
Speaker 2: It out on the ground and reporting.
Speaker 1: Here are my three notes that I gotta do after
Speaker 1: this episode. I gotta put you are so dumb right
Speaker 1: now on my soundboard. Mm hmmm hmm. I got a
Speaker 1: DM DA to find out about the math.
Speaker 2: I hate the fact that you're gonna be.
Speaker 3: Dumb for an hour after dming her and getting her response,
Speaker 3: because she's not gonna make you question everything you know.
Speaker 1: I know. And then I got to DM Michael to
Speaker 1: ask him about that tattoo and maybe he'll just give
Speaker 1: us the answer. It'll be a roundabout way, but maybe
Speaker 1: I'll figure out the answer you will. Okay, everybody, please
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Speaker 3: Actually, oh well, I don't you know it just it
Speaker 3: was the one time I actually like, I don't ever
Speaker 3: look at it.
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Speaker 3: We see you then, okay, bye, bye bye