WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.560 --> 00:00:11.519 Boys the Podcast, Episode number two hundred and sixty seven. 2 00:00:11.720 --> 00:00:15.599 We are back once again to talk about the debut 3 00:00:17.239 --> 00:00:24.480 of No Evolution, right, Yes, yes, I brought it back around. 4 00:00:24.679 --> 00:00:27.120 That's I mean, you always kind of veer off Tracktor, 5 00:00:27.160 --> 00:00:30.160 I know, you get a little gold attraction there sometimes, 6 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:32.000 but it's not all about gold dust every. 7 00:00:31.839 --> 00:00:35.359 Time, James, Well, it is this week because this is 8 00:00:35.399 --> 00:00:40.359 the week where gold dust gets thrown into an electrical box. 9 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:44.679 Why are you guys so excited about that? 10 00:00:45.119 --> 00:00:47.039 This is this big gimmick change. 11 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:48.719 It was a big horrific incident. 12 00:00:49.119 --> 00:00:52.039 We'll talk about that when we get into our richer 13 00:00:52.200 --> 00:00:54.399 review in this episode, but before that we have some 14 00:00:54.479 --> 00:00:58.119 deadlock updates. Of course, watch this up on the Patreon. 15 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:03.039 It is a cz you Ladder four way Andrew Everett 16 00:01:03.119 --> 00:01:07.200 versus Shane Strickland versus a Ar Fox versus Alex Klan. 17 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:10.319 Season of You Wired Championship on the Line, which is 18 00:01:10.680 --> 00:01:13.439 a great title design for a title that they just 19 00:01:13.519 --> 00:01:18.920 fucking had no idea what they were, don't which is 20 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:25.400 like right up of your alleyn's it out the top 21 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:27.760 of it. Yeah, I mean that's the second time. I 22 00:01:27.799 --> 00:01:30.879 mean this is you know, four dudes, early in their 23 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:34.359 career is just ready to die. So, I mean that's 24 00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:36.200 kind of what you would get with a season w 25 00:01:36.359 --> 00:01:39.280 ladder match that's on our Patreon. Five dollars tier for 26 00:01:39.359 --> 00:01:40.519 the watch of this s. 27 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:44.200 G H this month, of course is boy's choice. 28 00:01:44.319 --> 00:01:47.959 Let's go. I love when we get to decide it. Yeah, 29 00:01:48.280 --> 00:01:50.640 damn it, I'd love it because like a lot of 30 00:01:50.680 --> 00:01:51.319 heat over that. 31 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:56.000 Last Yeah, I didn't think it was that bad. H. 32 00:01:56.439 --> 00:01:58.920 Yeah. I mean like, hey, we had to finish the story, 33 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:01.799 but that was I mean, like people asked for that 34 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:03.879 and we got to give to people what they want. 35 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:06.799 So if you missed that last month's SGH, which you 36 00:02:06.840 --> 00:02:10.599 can get along with every other SGH fifty plus episodes 37 00:02:10.599 --> 00:02:12.840 of SGH, which is our full length watch along of 38 00:02:12.840 --> 00:02:15.080 a wrestling show on our Patreon, and then tell a 39 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:17.520 ten dollars tier and yes, this month we will decide 40 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:20.680 one thing to watch. Maybe it'll be a spooky endeavorment. 41 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:24.560 I mean, who else do you know has chronicled all 42 00:02:24.639 --> 00:02:25.800 the one night stands? 43 00:02:26.280 --> 00:02:29.479 Legitimately probably nobody, right other than like maybe Meltzer when 44 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:30.439 it happened. 45 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:33.479 Didn't know that, like most of them even exist? 46 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:36.560 Remember the first two and then the second two. We're 47 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:37.319 a complete mystery. 48 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:45.800 T DPW's biggest event ever is this Sunday, Charlotte, North Carolina. Yes, 49 00:02:45.879 --> 00:02:51.960 October thirteenth, DPW Super Battle. You need to go. Get 50 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:55.159 in the car, drive to Charlotte, North Carolina. The historic 51 00:02:55.360 --> 00:03:00.159 Grady Cole Center is invaded by Deadlock Pro Wrestling is 52 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:01.919 gonna be one hell of a show man. 53 00:03:02.080 --> 00:03:04.159 So this is our first arena show. It's gonna be 54 00:03:04.199 --> 00:03:07.000 our biggest crowd ever. Already we can see that our 55 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:10.599 biggest card ever. I mean FTR versus the Workhorseman just 56 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:13.719 announced a couple of days ago. I mean that's if 57 00:03:13.719 --> 00:03:15.120 that's not enough to get you to come out, I 58 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:16.599 mean I don't. I don't know what your problem is. 59 00:03:16.759 --> 00:03:18.800 You've got something wrong with you, but you can fix 60 00:03:18.879 --> 00:03:20.639 all of those problems by coming out to the Gritty 61 00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:23.919 Cole Center this Sunday. Deep into btix dot com. Please 62 00:03:24.319 --> 00:03:26.360 please get the fuck out here or Jame's gonna have 63 00:03:26.400 --> 00:03:27.759 to say something to you and he's not gonna like it. 64 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:30.520 Get in or get. 65 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:33.680 The fuck out. 66 00:03:35.280 --> 00:03:38.080 All right now, it is time for the Patreon shout 67 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:41.800 out segment. Whoa all the good people here who have 68 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:44.439 joined the Patreon thank you guys. At the start of 69 00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:45.919 the new month, here, we got a bunch of names. 70 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:46.919 We're gonna read through. 71 00:03:47.199 --> 00:03:49.039 A ton of names here of course. Yeah, beginning of 72 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:51.479 the month always has some stuff. A little sidebar here 73 00:03:51.479 --> 00:03:54.000 for anyone that might be new one. If your name's 74 00:03:54.080 --> 00:03:56.639 just horrible, what is wrong with you? It's not getting 75 00:03:56.639 --> 00:04:00.840 read to. It's just I mean, like and if you 76 00:04:00.879 --> 00:04:03.599 sign up after like you know, maybe like Thursday or Friday, 77 00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:05.800 you're probably gonna have to wait another week for it 78 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:08.199 to get read because we don't record the show like 79 00:04:08.599 --> 00:04:10.599 the Monday that this comes out, So there's gonna be 80 00:04:10.599 --> 00:04:15.520 a sometimes. Yeah, so there's some things that will be missed. 81 00:04:16.199 --> 00:04:18.439 So those are two things to keep in mind. Thank you. 82 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:25.680 Number one, wait and the good all. I thought's start 83 00:04:26.120 --> 00:04:31.759 like na Son, Peter O'Connor, annez Crisp. I pull out 84 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:35.480 the Gwimblely gun like I'm arn Anderson. I pull out 85 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:42.720 the Gwimsley gun. Point to the street, Ken Zoru, the 86 00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:47.560 Holkster's divertikulitis is running wild, dude, hopefully not brother the 87 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:53.319 tribal chef Robert Brown, almost Mayo y two, j Hayden Reid. 88 00:04:53.560 --> 00:04:56.519 We'll be here for an hour. Buddy Glider two five 89 00:04:56.680 --> 00:04:59.879 four is waiting for the boys to fix the damn game. 90 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:03.000 We're trying, sorry, deadlock the game. 91 00:05:03.639 --> 00:05:08.839 Hi, I'm Dick the Cock Johnson, CEO and CFO of 92 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:13.279 jsp W. What's it mean? I don't know, get it 93 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:16.600 or figure it out? Your bronis I got a question? 94 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:22.759 Are you really silly? Silly about the Willie, silly about Johnny, 95 00:05:23.319 --> 00:05:27.639 silly about James, and silly about Toby? Please feed my 96 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:32.639 rye back while I'm gone he gets hungry, Cudi rye back. 97 00:05:32.959 --> 00:05:37.720 Feed Hey, Tony, I'm traveling to Chicago for WrestleMania twenty two. 98 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:42.480 I'm from Grand Rapids, Michigan. Any recommendations on what. 99 00:05:42.399 --> 00:05:47.040 I should do, zamna you go to Giordano's Mothman. 100 00:05:49.560 --> 00:05:53.959 Machanicians of my mind are an enigma. Hey, guys, you 101 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:55.600 know what I haven't said for a while. 102 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:58.360 Not for free, Buddy, Not for free. 103 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:02.079 That guy with more more loose skin than a sharp 104 00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:08.040 pey pup J s l Yeah, two thousand and five. 105 00:06:08.680 --> 00:06:16.560 That's gotta be Les number five, Diego Santiana. The following 106 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:21.199 method has been fully endorsed by James and Johnny let's 107 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:22.680 go Mets, baby. 108 00:06:24.399 --> 00:06:28.360 Man fu, fuck you, son of a bitch, fucking Mets, 109 00:06:28.360 --> 00:06:29.480 hate the fucking Mets. 110 00:06:29.839 --> 00:06:35.160 Jackson Herrod Dennis, j Jonah Murphy, Joseph Barril. I'm from 111 00:06:35.199 --> 00:06:40.160 an alternate timeline where DPW serves boiling hot grits before 112 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:44.319 every show. I sure hope this universe doesn't serve Cole. 113 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:46.560 I'm from an alternate timeline where you just watch DPW 114 00:06:46.639 --> 00:06:48.199 and say it's good, thanks for watching. 115 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:55.920 Jared Greenstein, Hollywood Hulk, heiden Reich versus Officer Boudianski, Oh 116 00:06:56.480 --> 00:07:07.199 mac ruber Less. Yeah, Dave john Siro, what do you mean? 117 00:07:07.600 --> 00:07:11.160 What happened? What are you blind? Jesus? There were five 118 00:07:11.199 --> 00:07:15.600 of them. It took five of them. J Will Cash, 119 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:23.839 purp j J not even once, The Legend Thriller, Handy Jorkin, 120 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:32.160 Ron Knox, Cody Epidemic a k a. 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Investigate Underscore three to 136 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:56.000 one one Chris Hudson, Rob Cochrane, Dick Sire, I want 137 00:08:56.039 --> 00:08:57.480 to come into you. 138 00:08:57.679 --> 00:08:59.080 That's not as funny as Robert Kayne. 139 00:08:59.279 --> 00:09:08.679 Dewey Jane. Spooky Season calls for the return of the 140 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:12.759 Gimmick seg Dead brud As go perfect with Halloween. 141 00:09:13.320 --> 00:09:19.480 Spooky Season calls you a bit bald, Mark Michael Hen's 142 00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:22.399 Trap Balboa. 143 00:09:21.919 --> 00:09:27.159 Andrew im misty Weather James needs to put some respect 144 00:09:27.480 --> 00:09:33.159 on Dino thunder Do you I'm just a little too old. 145 00:09:33.200 --> 00:09:35.919 Maybe for I think you've admitted that though. 146 00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:38.039 Yeah, I'm sure it was fine. 147 00:09:38.120 --> 00:09:39.240 You didn't disrespect it. 148 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:47.399 Yeah, I respect Power Rangers guys, Smingy, Dingy Back, Trayvon 149 00:09:47.600 --> 00:09:55.960 ray Em Missing Stafford, Zach Haberlin, Healthy, Morty, Glayne Moore, 150 00:09:56.840 --> 00:10:01.600 Yellow wand oh sorry I included the W twice nice 151 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:06.000 yellow Antoine one twelve. 152 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:22.840 Wow, holy shit, forgot about that. That's crazy, wow, crazy, 153 00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:27.919 first I've ever heard that. Surprisingly, dude, I that. 154 00:10:27.919 --> 00:10:29.080 Might actually be an original. 155 00:10:29.080 --> 00:10:31.159 That's actually yeah, that's pretty good. 156 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:38.519 Henry Michael Armstrong. We support Primo Don boring Jack's son 157 00:10:38.759 --> 00:10:45.200 Lee Andrew Harrington. If wrestling gives you Sarah tonin BoJack 158 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:48.600 is my prozac and that's on Dix. 159 00:10:48.879 --> 00:10:49.559 Is that a good thing. 160 00:10:50.840 --> 00:10:55.240 I'm not sure someone can inform us. I am traveling 161 00:10:55.279 --> 00:11:00.679 to Philadelphia for WrestleMania. I am not from Perth, Australia. 162 00:11:01.159 --> 00:11:03.200 Any recommendations on what I should do? 163 00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:04.799 Kiss my ass. 164 00:11:04.840 --> 00:11:09.000 I messed up an annual deadlock tier for twelve bucks 165 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:11.559 and now I can't upgrade to the ten dollar tier. 166 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:16.879 So I just made a new a. You couldn't mess Tollarton. 167 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:21.679 You could just message for you. Hi, John, Hi Jame, 168 00:11:21.879 --> 00:11:28.080 Hi Toby. It's schmiedy peat Space. Hey, how's going Spaceckrian, 169 00:11:29.039 --> 00:11:36.360 Mike Simms, Shoe Horseman, Lover sixty nine, Matthew Kendrick, Michael Lindley, 170 00:11:36.759 --> 00:11:43.480 The Killer Lane, Logan Gillory Hollywood, Horace Hogan, Oh the 171 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:46.879 Real CM Polls. Some ginger guy jumped me for it. 172 00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:50.240 Cameron Reynolds, n McShane. 173 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:54.120 I won a custody of John Blood ladder match and 174 00:11:54.159 --> 00:11:58.039 now I have to wash this dude's shitty ass every 175 00:11:58.200 --> 00:11:59.120 day forever. 176 00:11:59.440 --> 00:12:00.639 I'm a grown as man. 177 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:05.960 Nathan Benoa. This is ae W wrestler Johnny hungy a 178 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:08.840 k a rye Back. Give me something to eat because 179 00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:12.240 I'm hungry. Someone has woken me up. Now you have 180 00:12:12.320 --> 00:12:16.960 to beat name. There's a lot of ride back in 181 00:12:17.039 --> 00:12:22.559 this dinas weird. Some dude called Shay the Lebron James 182 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:30.840 of Guzzling brought worst Dick John main event Kishi, it's 183 00:12:31.080 --> 00:12:38.240 just cheeks oose day one ish Wow. Alright, Nick Cotlans. 184 00:12:39.039 --> 00:12:41.600 They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands 185 00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:43.559 on the Hibachi hot plate at Benny Hannah and for 186 00:12:43.759 --> 00:12:50.200 my fucking finger prints. Coin looks like Mel Gibson with 187 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:57.960 no mustache. W I whiskey a future DPW World Champion axiom. 188 00:12:58.320 --> 00:13:00.639 Unless you want to war. 189 00:13:00.639 --> 00:13:02.399 He can get fired and Russell here. That'll be fine. 190 00:13:02.440 --> 00:13:04.360 Yeah, that's cool. Come on down. You have to come 191 00:13:04.399 --> 00:13:05.600 in his axiom with a yeah. 192 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:09.240 I mean we gotta and we got for you. 193 00:13:10.720 --> 00:13:12.159 And then we'll get you so over. Just come in. 194 00:13:13.399 --> 00:13:19.080 Fred Winston also fucked my wife butters at the urinal style. 195 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:32.440 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Dick D. Johnson, Herman Cain, J 196 00:13:33.039 --> 00:13:39.960 P Ryan R. Wesley Wiggins, Rakishi's big fat stinky ass 197 00:13:40.480 --> 00:13:41.240 p j R. 198 00:13:41.360 --> 00:13:45.919 Period Yeah, Bbs, Derek. 199 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:49.840 Jonah Murphy, him Scott Hall will be like, hey, ho. 200 00:13:52.559 --> 00:13:54.879 And want a whore. 201 00:14:00.159 --> 00:14:04.360 Nine naked? Johnny's is walking down the road would cause 202 00:14:04.440 --> 00:14:12.639 a heap of trouble for all concerns. 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You one's good move, Ali Jandro 225 00:16:02.559 --> 00:16:08.440 arts big ass penis in my mouth cheeks and it 226 00:16:08.600 --> 00:16:13.519 happened in front of twelve stouts tree also not fast 227 00:16:13.559 --> 00:16:25.080 bbqu Yeah, you guys need to sacrifice Johnny's lusty body 228 00:16:25.159 --> 00:16:28.559 toward dark Lord the Beast more toes. 229 00:16:28.759 --> 00:16:31.519 To join d b W. You think that would do it. 230 00:16:32.720 --> 00:16:35.200 I mean someone's gotta do it, and I am here tomorrow. 231 00:16:37.840 --> 00:16:41.600 Please please donate to the Whole Cogan Foundation to help 232 00:16:41.679 --> 00:16:50.240 cure diverticulitis of the penis. Christopher Thom Stupid lame username, Yeah, 233 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:59.440 Gray Leo, Chulo VT No No Grip, chamberlaind Tacos, Brian Enos. 234 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:03.679 They call me bass boat Bobby because I have the 235 00:17:03.799 --> 00:17:11.319 bass bo Hello and see Latino Cream King Boba, Fatty 236 00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:17.599 Jacob five one nine Yeah, Drake Mason is he dro 237 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:23.240 Gonzalez Michael Lindley lass Boogers is just another word for poop. 238 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:29.279 It's not playtime. The phenomenal one, healthy Morty that guy 239 00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:32.759 with more loose skin than a sharp pay Pal. If 240 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:35.400 I had to pick a Pokemon to represent each of 241 00:17:35.440 --> 00:17:39.440 the boys, Tony would be Concleder, Johnny would be Lord, 242 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:44.720 and Box would be el Xavier Rice. I need to 243 00:17:44.759 --> 00:17:49.599 dig Evolve Bailey quinnell. I was backstage at a house 244 00:17:49.599 --> 00:17:52.279 show in two thousand and seven and Samman couldn't find 245 00:17:52.319 --> 00:17:56.160 his cane, so events made him use Tony's dick instead. 246 00:17:58.759 --> 00:18:06.440 Boy Alu Ashtenbaum Gerard Smith Us Lesbians watch wrestling for 247 00:18:06.480 --> 00:18:09.759 the plot plot just so happens to be Ria Ripley 248 00:18:09.759 --> 00:18:16.799 Pinning Scarlett Bordeaux Crazy Style. All right, Blakeley Smith number fifteen. 249 00:18:17.599 --> 00:18:21.599 I spent three fucking hours bouncing on my boys day 250 00:18:22.319 --> 00:18:29.519 listening to deadlock and I'm hungry Alexander the Standard. My 251 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:39.079 name is Brendan, but introduced me as Brendany Omega, Justin 252 00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:46.240 havoct Marvelous, Barista, Logan Knox Gold Bullet, Will Lawton, Ace Valentine. 253 00:18:46.559 --> 00:18:49.440 That time a fan hit Chase Owens with her baby 254 00:18:49.480 --> 00:18:52.759 at an Andy show in Ohio. Right the cream maker 255 00:18:53.480 --> 00:19:01.240 ca gushta ohkada, I say it's twelve dollar shamlo there 256 00:19:01.279 --> 00:19:02.920 he is sixty dollars annual. 257 00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:08.599 Joseph Jazzi, Daniel Tolus one hundred and twenty dollars annual, 258 00:19:10.000 --> 00:19:14.240 Brian Keane one hundred and eighty dollars annual, John Powell, 259 00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:18.519 how did you even get to one hundred and eighty 260 00:19:19.119 --> 00:19:23.759 Patreon Champion of the World now, No. 261 00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:26.920 One undred and twenty five? John Blood will do anything 262 00:19:27.079 --> 00:19:29.279 for ice cream at this slip Knot fest? 263 00:19:29.680 --> 00:19:32.119 Well, obviously not because I didn't get any, so it 264 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:34.559 wasn't really that big of a deal. But what is 265 00:19:34.559 --> 00:19:36.759 a big deal? Is you bring the new champion. Thank 266 00:19:36.799 --> 00:19:39.559 you so much, Thank you all for signing up Jim 267 00:19:39.759 --> 00:19:42.640 new Chip weird and not weird and normal, and thank 268 00:19:42.640 --> 00:19:44.599 you all so much. Shout out James for getting through 269 00:19:44.599 --> 00:19:46.039 all those names. It was a lot of fucking yes 270 00:19:46.839 --> 00:19:47.279 for the boys. 271 00:19:47.599 --> 00:19:50.359 God damn, Tony, you can't make kind of late there. 272 00:19:50.400 --> 00:19:54.519 You got a problem with me, buddy, So yeah, okay, 273 00:19:54.599 --> 00:19:56.440 just make it sure, dude, dude, check me, dude, I'd 274 00:19:56.440 --> 00:20:00.480 love to see it having excuse me, I'm sorry what 275 00:20:00.480 --> 00:20:03.559 I'm gonna say. It was what a wonderful segment. You 276 00:20:03.559 --> 00:20:04.279 guys the best. 277 00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:08.119 That's awesome, and we're gonna check me again to what happens. 278 00:20:09.799 --> 00:20:11.519 Hell about Oh shit, I'll shiit. 279 00:20:12.519 --> 00:20:14.200 Sorry, I just gotta take a breath for a second. 280 00:20:15.640 --> 00:20:19.000 All right, now it is time to get into WWE 281 00:20:19.240 --> 00:20:22.799 Monday Night Raw, February third, two thousand and three. 282 00:20:23.640 --> 00:20:25.759 What a great year that two thousand and three, and 283 00:20:25.799 --> 00:20:28.920 what a great year was for gold Dust and I 284 00:20:28.920 --> 00:20:29.839 guess Triple H. 285 00:20:30.799 --> 00:20:33.920 Which is on a different level right now. 286 00:20:34.440 --> 00:20:36.480 You could actually maybe look back in history and see 287 00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:37.839 the years that it was good for Triple H was 288 00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:39.519 probably not good years for gold Dust, or might be 289 00:20:39.559 --> 00:20:40.119 something to that. 290 00:20:41.039 --> 00:20:43.400 Was it good years for the business? You know, you 291 00:20:43.400 --> 00:20:45.279 could also look into that statistics. 292 00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:50.160 Boys. Before we look at that, let's see what was 293 00:20:50.160 --> 00:20:51.839 going on in the world of wrestling at the time. 294 00:20:51.880 --> 00:20:55.079 With the Wrestling Observer newsletter from February third, two thousand 295 00:20:55.160 --> 00:20:58.279 and three. After the January twenty fifth w show, Mudo 296 00:20:58.359 --> 00:21:01.160 and Kojima went out drinking with Flair, Triple H, and 297 00:21:01.200 --> 00:21:03.920 Stephanie McMahon. This ended up being a big deal in 298 00:21:03.960 --> 00:21:06.920 the Japanese press. The original deal was Flair going out 299 00:21:06.920 --> 00:21:09.240 with Mudo since they knew each other from the ww 300 00:21:09.319 --> 00:21:11.640 das in nineteen eighty nine. Flair brought his friends and 301 00:21:11.720 --> 00:21:14.480 Mudo brought his. Anyway, Triple H had no idea who 302 00:21:14.559 --> 00:21:17.359 Kojima was and asked him it was a total eagle 303 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:20.839 ego blow excuse me, and Kojima mentioned he held the 304 00:21:20.960 --> 00:21:24.480 MLW title in the US. Of course, Triple H said 305 00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:26.640 he didn't know what that was either. Mudo said he 306 00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:29.119 wanted to talk business with Sephanie, but they ended up drinking. 307 00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:31.519 They never talked business, and Mudo woke up the next 308 00:21:31.599 --> 00:21:36.359 day with a headache. So that was like I was 309 00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:38.720 confused for a minute, because I was like coach was 310 00:21:39.279 --> 00:21:43.799 MLW champion? Now am I reading the wrong shitty? Remember 311 00:21:45.480 --> 00:21:46.319 that's well? 312 00:21:46.640 --> 00:21:55.960 Yeah, fucking fuck, where's got my fucking lineage for Shane Douglas. 313 00:21:56.039 --> 00:21:58.640 Yeah, so Triple H did not know what MLW was, 314 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:01.440 but I guess you know, uh, it ended up better 315 00:22:01.440 --> 00:22:03.880 for MLW because then they won up a jillion dollars 316 00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:04.400 off the trim. 317 00:22:05.480 --> 00:22:08.960 Yeah, that's true. Twenty years later, Stephanie said you guys 318 00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:11.480 shouldn't go to tub and. 319 00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:15.079 They said, fuck you man, give him money. 320 00:22:15.400 --> 00:22:18.279 Anchor was on top. Yeah, at the same time. 321 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:21.279 Wow, brought it back around. You're right. The latest firing 322 00:22:21.319 --> 00:22:24.640 in w w E this past week was Barry Buchanan. 323 00:22:24.839 --> 00:22:26.119 You might know him as Bull Buchanan. 324 00:22:26.759 --> 00:22:31.720 It had been known that Buchanan almost b squared. 325 00:22:32.319 --> 00:22:35.279 Oh sure, yeah, that's fair. It had been an uphill battle, 326 00:22:35.319 --> 00:22:38.079 as he's another one of the creative staff really had 327 00:22:38.119 --> 00:22:40.559 no ideas for him until putting him as seen a 328 00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:43.559 sidekick in a proposed feud with the Guerrero's. He lost 329 00:22:43.559 --> 00:22:46.480 his spot when Paul Hayman brought up Jazz's husband, Red 330 00:22:46.599 --> 00:22:50.799 Dog for the spot that is Rodney Back, which that 331 00:22:50.960 --> 00:22:53.359 was also short lived. So like, yeah, Seena turns on 332 00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:58.359 B Squared. Uh, and then the Red Dog jumps BE 333 00:22:58.440 --> 00:23:00.240 Squared and he's with seen it for like a week, 334 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:03.000 and then like I think, he goes the raw and 335 00:23:03.079 --> 00:23:06.839 joins Teddy Long. Yeah, of course the five minute white 336 00:23:06.839 --> 00:23:07.480 Boy challenge. 337 00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:11.319 Yeah, so why did why they dished that five minute 338 00:23:11.319 --> 00:23:15.319 white boat challenge? No, like the B Squared turn going into. 339 00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:18.160 I just don't Yeah, so I from what I remember, 340 00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:19.640 don't quote me on this. Feel free to quote me 341 00:23:19.640 --> 00:23:20.880 on this if you want, but if you're doing your 342 00:23:21.559 --> 00:23:26.519 quote him right now, I think the Geru specifically Eddie 343 00:23:26.839 --> 00:23:29.559 uh did not like Sena and B Squared and didn't 344 00:23:29.559 --> 00:23:31.440 want to drop the tag titles to them, So it 345 00:23:31.480 --> 00:23:33.680 was probably like, all right, well they don't want to, like, 346 00:23:33.880 --> 00:23:36.200 we can't give these deeds of belts. Hayman has a 347 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:38.000 different idea for this angle fuck it? 348 00:23:39.440 --> 00:23:43.119 Oh do fight Eddie Guerrero on that, Eddie. 349 00:23:46.440 --> 00:23:47.519 Yeah, I don't like BE Squared either. 350 00:23:48.119 --> 00:23:54.640 I don't like it. Just stepped over to the side. Yeah, Barry, 351 00:23:54.759 --> 00:23:55.160 I mean. 352 00:23:58.000 --> 00:24:00.519 Brian Danielson, you might know him as the Mare and Dragon, 353 00:24:00.599 --> 00:24:02.119 was told last week that they would bring him in 354 00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:05.960 more regularly for TV jobs and Dark matches, but they 355 00:24:05.960 --> 00:24:08.720 wanted him to get a haircut and a tan. That's 356 00:24:08.759 --> 00:24:12.359 like everybody that's Brian Danielson for thirty years. 357 00:24:13.799 --> 00:24:14.640 He'll get a haircut. 358 00:24:14.680 --> 00:24:16.680 He'll just shave all his hair off, I mean, and 359 00:24:16.839 --> 00:24:18.000 his face and his head. 360 00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:20.119 He'll do a reverse tan where he just gets as 361 00:24:20.119 --> 00:24:21.960 pale as humanly possible. 362 00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:25.799 And he will somehow become the biggest star ever for 363 00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:28.440 a while. You're right, they do say that often. I'll 364 00:24:28.440 --> 00:24:29.440 get a haircut in a tan. 365 00:24:29.759 --> 00:24:33.359 Yeah, to everybody, anybody they don't want to sign. They 366 00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:35.119 say you should get a haircut in a tan. 367 00:24:35.400 --> 00:24:37.759 Which is hard for guys that have long hair and 368 00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:38.359 our pail. 369 00:24:39.000 --> 00:24:39.960 Yeah, you're right. 370 00:24:39.960 --> 00:24:42.400 If you think Jeff Hardy's strange behavior is limited to 371 00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:44.839 showing up late at TV tapings and looking out of it. 372 00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:48.200 Matt Hardy on his website related to a Christmas story, 373 00:24:48.519 --> 00:24:52.000 Jeff showed up for Matt's nine pm Christmas night party 374 00:24:52.039 --> 00:24:55.359 at two am. When he opened his present from Jeff, 375 00:24:55.680 --> 00:24:59.359 it was a nine pound, fourteen ounce frozen fish that 376 00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:03.279 had been clean and smelled terrible with Matitude follower version 377 00:25:03.319 --> 00:25:06.519 wrong version one written in magic marker on the fish. 378 00:25:06.839 --> 00:25:09.640 When people complained about the stench. Jeff said he had 379 00:25:09.640 --> 00:25:12.519 wrapped it two days earlier, so it had probably spoiled. 380 00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:17.000 Is wrong with this, dude? 381 00:25:16.759 --> 00:25:19.920 D he was just fishing, I don't know, two days ago, 382 00:25:21.039 --> 00:25:25.799 fish all day, fishing all day till two a m. 383 00:25:27.960 --> 00:25:29.000 On this show just gets right? 384 00:25:29.359 --> 00:25:32.400 The is wrong with what's your prom buddy? 385 00:25:32.480 --> 00:25:34.240 Yeah? Fishing? 386 00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:37.640 I was just fishing, show. I mean, how like how 387 00:25:37.880 --> 00:25:40.079 shown up at two am for a nine PM party 388 00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:41.279 is pretty big with a fish? 389 00:25:42.599 --> 00:25:45.000 Will you never show up right at when the party starts? 390 00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:45.240 Then? 391 00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:51.759 I mean, yeah, with a fish, two am with a fish? 392 00:25:51.839 --> 00:25:55.839 Man, He's great. Fish. Everyone's asleep my house. 393 00:25:55.880 --> 00:25:59.519 I'm killing you, man, dude, I was just fishing. 394 00:25:59.559 --> 00:26:00.000 What do you want? 395 00:26:00.720 --> 00:26:02.960 And the last thing here is actually about gold Dust, 396 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:06.079 So I'll hold it off until we talk about him 397 00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:09.559 later here. So let's talk about w Monday Night Row, 398 00:26:09.599 --> 00:26:11.559 February third, two thousand and three. 399 00:26:11.920 --> 00:26:14.920 All right, So we kick off this episode of Monday 400 00:26:15.000 --> 00:26:17.480 Night Raw with a cold open. Here. Eric Bischoff is 401 00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:19.799 on the phone with the chief. 402 00:26:20.960 --> 00:26:23.039 Dude. I mean, I can't, I can't lie and say 403 00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:27.400 that like I didn't like immediately regret agreeing to this 404 00:26:27.440 --> 00:26:30.440 episode when I saw who the Chief was on the 405 00:26:30.440 --> 00:26:34.839 other line, which of course is none other than Chief Morley. 406 00:26:35.079 --> 00:26:38.319 Now maybe you don't know Chief Morley. That's, of course 407 00:26:38.359 --> 00:26:42.480 Sean Morley. Maybe you might not know Sean Morley. Well 408 00:26:42.559 --> 00:26:45.880 you're in luck. That is Valvenus. 409 00:26:46.079 --> 00:26:47.400 I didn't know who the chief was when it was 410 00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:50.480 first talking to him, Is that right? I didn't know, Yeah, 411 00:26:51.160 --> 00:26:51.720 Chief Morley. 412 00:26:51.759 --> 00:26:53.920 I thought he was just call like a term of endearment, Chief. 413 00:26:54.359 --> 00:26:56.279 Yeah. I thought maybe was talking to the police chief. 414 00:26:56.440 --> 00:27:02.279 You know, just anything strong could be that guy, I mean, like, 415 00:27:03.000 --> 00:27:07.200 would be anybody really, Yes, that's that guy. When it 416 00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:11.880 cut over to val Venus with a haircut and suit, 417 00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:18.319 I uh blacked out for a minute. That is absolutely insane. 418 00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:22.799 He was Bischoff's right hand man running the fucking show. 419 00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:27.200 Valvenus is running Raw tonight. 420 00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:28.920 Well, the show that we picked a watch. 421 00:27:29.240 --> 00:27:33.160 Shut the fucking showdown, Evacuate the fans. 422 00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:36.680 Seeah. Bischoff is in a limo and he says, Chief, listen, 423 00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:39.680 you got me. Listen, you got Washington, you got Raw, 424 00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:42.640 I got Austin. I'm in Texas. I'm on my way 425 00:27:42.680 --> 00:27:44.279 to his house, and we're gonna get this thing done. 426 00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:48.079 Sign seal delivered hey, Chief, and they cut to raw 427 00:27:48.119 --> 00:27:51.240 where Sean Morley is fucking he just exists. Val Venus 428 00:27:51.319 --> 00:27:54.000 is on the phone, he says, mister Beschoff. They can't 429 00:27:54.039 --> 00:27:56.599 hear each other. And I guess it took you know, 430 00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:59.039 this was just fucking hilarious to whoever filmed this, because 431 00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:02.640 they run this back the whole night exactly. 432 00:28:02.680 --> 00:28:03.079 Hello. 433 00:28:03.359 --> 00:28:05.559 It's like the worst fake Hello thing you've ever done, 434 00:28:05.640 --> 00:28:07.119 Like if you picked up the phone right now and 435 00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:08.240 pretended like you were talking to. 436 00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:08.799 Somebody on the land. 437 00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:11.799 Hello, are you there? 438 00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:12.200 Hello? 439 00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:19.000 Man, this phone doesn't work. Texas. I hate Texas, That's. 440 00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:21.960 What he said. This is I hate Texas. I hate Texas. Chief. 441 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:26.319 Can you hear me? Yes, you handle. I'll take care 442 00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:26.839 of Austin. 443 00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:28.599 Yours says dude. 444 00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:31.599 Oh you're just sweet. 445 00:28:33.079 --> 00:28:34.960 I guess, like what makes us worse? I don't know 446 00:28:34.960 --> 00:28:36.440 if you want to talk about it here, but apparently 447 00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:38.920 this was dubbed in Spanish. 448 00:28:39.039 --> 00:28:42.319 We'll get to that because that's okay later, Okay, No, 449 00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:47.160 get the drugs. 450 00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:50.960 I need drugs. After I saw Sean Morley broy. 451 00:28:50.759 --> 00:28:53.880 Going from Sean and Morley to like the coolest intro ever. Man, 452 00:28:53.920 --> 00:28:56.119 It's like the dichotomy is not lost on me. 453 00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:57.119 On hurts my feelings. 454 00:28:57.920 --> 00:29:00.440 So j R. Is here, of course, he's host tonight 455 00:29:00.440 --> 00:29:03.000 with Jerry the King Lawler, and j R. Tells us 456 00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:05.839 that Bischoff is in Texas trying to sign Stone Cold 457 00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:08.400 Steve Austin because if he does not, he will be 458 00:29:08.440 --> 00:29:11.559 fired along with the Venus, and I am hoping to 459 00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:13.559 god they did not find Stone Cold tonight. 460 00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:16.240 Yeah, I mean, like, the worst thing that could happen 461 00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:18.640 is if they signe stont Gold. Here. We are also 462 00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:22.200 three weeks away from No Way Out and tonight's main 463 00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:25.680 event number one contenders match for Triple H's world title 464 00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:28.640 gets a shot at No Way Out Scott Steiner against 465 00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:29.279 Chris Jericho. 466 00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:34.000 Yeah. That's like a crazy main event, like it's big, right, Yeah, 467 00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:36.680 I mean Scott Steiner is on a little run here, right, 468 00:29:36.759 --> 00:29:40.079 and uh again, going on Triple H stuff, I guess, 469 00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:41.680 I mean, have they done he had. 470 00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:43.759 One match yet? Rumble? Yeah? 471 00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:45.640 Oh it was the Rumble match. 472 00:29:48.480 --> 00:29:51.240 And then uh yeah, dude, the Rumble match, and then 473 00:29:51.319 --> 00:29:53.559 the angle is Triple H and believe you kick the 474 00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:55.200 ship out of him for four more weeks and then 475 00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:57.880 Triple H beats him at the pay per view spoilers. 476 00:29:58.880 --> 00:30:06.240 Business is good for so we get the Stacy keepler 477 00:30:06.279 --> 00:30:08.720 in Test town Hall to kick off tonight's show. 478 00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:13.039 Nex. Yeah, I mean, but a horrible incident has occurred here, James. 479 00:30:13.079 --> 00:30:16.759 I I can't believe. I hope you weren't upset by 480 00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:17.319 watching this. 481 00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:20.279 I had to close my eyes. They showed it a 482 00:30:20.279 --> 00:30:23.079 few too many times for me, and it never got easier. 483 00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:25.279 So according to you, you've had your eyes closed from 484 00:30:25.359 --> 00:30:27.319 the start of the show, so at least to this 485 00:30:27.440 --> 00:30:30.319 part because bal Vitus was here, so you blacked out, 486 00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:31.640 and now you're still. 487 00:30:31.799 --> 00:30:33.640 I'm just waiting for the Scott start and made EVM. 488 00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:38.960 So oh, well that's true, so Jared says Jos Stacey. 489 00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:41.759 Stacey's here putting on a happy face. I don't think 490 00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:44.200 she should be here, Kang. She was a victim of 491 00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:46.680 an unfortunate accident two weeks ago, and I still have 492 00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:49.400 nightmarriage about this incident. I was like, Wow, what the 493 00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:50.759 fuck did they do to Stacy? 494 00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:55.240 They killed her. 495 00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:03.680 Two weeks ago on raw, Jericho swung a chair at 496 00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:07.480 test Test Ducks and Jericho hits the ring post, which 497 00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:08.880 explodes Stacey. 498 00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:16.599 She was close to the ring post she was sorry. 499 00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:18.000 It was good angle. 500 00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:24.039 It was a good angles of the ring post. Still, 501 00:31:25.160 --> 00:31:28.160 come on, I mean Stacey fell. She got a concussion, 502 00:31:28.440 --> 00:31:30.359 and for that concussion they put her in a neck brace. 503 00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:33.160 But she's here and she still does the ass entrance 504 00:31:33.200 --> 00:31:34.039 and everything is fine. 505 00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:37.759 Really, I mean she got concussed or ask didn't get concussed, 506 00:31:39.240 --> 00:31:40.240 didn't get concussed. 507 00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:58.599 Finds me, are you fucking kidding me about this? Ship died? 508 00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:08.240 That's look a look at the woks. So Lawlar, he's here, 509 00:32:08.440 --> 00:32:11.039 he says, Oh, I'm so glad she's here. And Jerry says, 510 00:32:11.240 --> 00:32:14.039 and sure on a test fan, Oh no, testicles that 511 00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:21.079 are here tonight, Laller. Laller says, I've never seen happier testicles. 512 00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:25.319 Oh my god, crazy show man. 513 00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:28.319 I forgot about the testicles. That was Stacy's like pitch 514 00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:29.720 for test fans to be the. 515 00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:33.440 Testicle big shirt with testicles on it. Not it was 516 00:32:33.480 --> 00:32:37.519 just the word. Of course, I should have put two testicles. 517 00:32:38.279 --> 00:32:42.920 It was it's Stacey and test so test Yeah, test 518 00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:45.759 is here and the testicles are all here. And Stacey 519 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:49.559 just wants Chris Jericho to apologize for concussing her. Please. 520 00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:51.680 Yeah, she's trying to put the whole incident behind her. 521 00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:53.079 But you know, she knows it was an accident, but 522 00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:57.400 she'd appreciate Jericho would just apologize. And tests test is not, uh, 523 00:32:57.680 --> 00:32:59.559 not as kind about this. He takes the mic and 524 00:32:59.559 --> 00:33:01.000 he says, please. 525 00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:03.039 Dude, I just need to out of here. 526 00:33:03.960 --> 00:33:08.680 Immunity you can, please, I mean, I can't quit. I 527 00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:14.440 have immunity. I mean what dude? Okay, that was one 528 00:33:14.440 --> 00:33:16.200 thing I left that observer. By the way, there was 529 00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:20.640 a note that like people backstage quote unquote that were 530 00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:23.599 not too thrilled with the main event push that edge 531 00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:25.759 was getting on SmackDown and the quality of man event 532 00:33:25.759 --> 00:33:28.279 matches he was having. Now you know, I won't say 533 00:33:28.319 --> 00:33:30.799 that the man that said that is the world champion 534 00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:32.359 over allreadything. 535 00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:35.720 That guy is a little too young, he looks a 536 00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:38.799 little too good, and he's working a little too hard. 537 00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:40.960 Get him the fuck out of here. 538 00:33:44.359 --> 00:33:47.079 So Testa takes something and says, all right, Jericho, I 539 00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:49.559 know you're here. Stacey's real forgiving, but I'm not. And 540 00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:52.119 I'm gonna make a real simple Jericho. Either you come 541 00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:54.599 out here and apologize like a man, or I come 542 00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:59.440 back there and be an apology out of your ass. 543 00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:03.039 Ah that works. 544 00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:06.799 So Jericho comes out with a Don't be an ass 545 00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:09.119 Clown T shirt That is a tremendous shirt. 546 00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:12.840 By the way, Dude, I had that shirt. I did, Dude. 547 00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:14.880 It's legit, just don't be an ash clown on the 548 00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:16.760 front and like a little white two J logo at 549 00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:18.519 the top on the back. I think, yeah, it was awesome, 550 00:34:18.519 --> 00:34:21.639 it was good. JR Says what isn't ash clown? Who 551 00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:25.119 invented that phrase? What does it mean that these fucking bits? 552 00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:31.079 And Jerk says test Stacey. Come on, I told you 553 00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:33.280 already that I feel terrible what happened. I mean, I 554 00:34:33.280 --> 00:34:36.440 feel really, really horrible. But I have much more important 555 00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:38.039 and serious issues to worry about tonight because I have 556 00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:41.440 another working Scott Steiner, and I want to win so 557 00:34:41.480 --> 00:34:44.679 I can fill my destiny as the world champion at WrestleMania. 558 00:34:44.840 --> 00:34:47.239 So the crowd's booing crazy and j R. I guess 559 00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:48.679 the crowd was so loud that he had to yell 560 00:34:48.760 --> 00:34:51.480 this and Jereedsha, there's just a biggish ash clown of 561 00:34:51.480 --> 00:34:52.639 all time, Miss Jerko. 562 00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:56.559 He actually turns out loves that phrase. Great phrase. 563 00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:58.280 You know what I want to continue using it, start 564 00:34:58.320 --> 00:35:01.400 using that ash clown and Jerko says, all right, so 565 00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:02.760 I drilled you in the face with a chair of 566 00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:06.360 Stacy the more. The most important thing is I've gotten 567 00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:11.599 over that. Now that's funny at Ship. So Test, I 568 00:35:11.639 --> 00:35:14.119 suggest that you'd be a big boy and get over 569 00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:19.039 it yourself. Okay, that says you suggest with Jericho, I 570 00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:21.159 suggest you apologize. You got five seconds to do it 571 00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:24.840 five four, three two one tapping your way immedia. That 572 00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:29.400 must be Canadian numbers. There we speaking of Canadian. Christian 573 00:35:29.880 --> 00:35:33.280 with hard nipples comes up from behind a tax test 574 00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:38.800 and knocks Test into Stacey. Oh no, Christian is whooping 575 00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:42.800 Tests like full mount, punching him in the head, and JR. 576 00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:49.039 Is flipping out. Stacey's down. She was just boys. Text 577 00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:53.920 is getting just beat to smithereens over here. Stacy is down. 578 00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:55.519 Please somebody help her. 579 00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:57.960 We don't give a about Test. Help Stacy. 580 00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:00.280 I mean, I wish we could fire this fucking guy. 581 00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:02.960 He's got immunity that we can't do Ship. This guy 582 00:36:03.039 --> 00:36:06.400 calls his fans testicles for God. He was an as 583 00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:19.679 cloud anty. I'm pretty. 584 00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:20.239 I'm surprised. Jerry's like give her mouth the mount Oh yeah. 585 00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:24.559 Har hates his comfortable. 586 00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:37.519 He just wants so we go backstage. 587 00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:42.960 Normal Guy Kane, Uh yeah, well I guess I mean, 588 00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:44.960 like I even finish the sentence, I hate all this 589 00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:51.239 Normal guy Caine is walking to Chief Morley's Offah, when 590 00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:54.159 I see normal guy Cane, he's a person. 591 00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:55.280 He's like a regular. 592 00:36:55.079 --> 00:37:00.000 Dude gimmick with the half mask, but he is normal 593 00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:02.519 guy Kane and like you think he like still have 594 00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:05.360 some intimidating factors to him. But he walks in. Rv 595 00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:07.599 D is sitting on the couch in Chief Morley's office 596 00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:11.079 as well, and rv he says, Kane, we doing here? 597 00:37:11.559 --> 00:37:16.960 And Kane says he's shocked that he would be here. 598 00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:20.400 Would you be doing here? And Kane? And you know 599 00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:22.639 the way you would expect Kane to respond to something 600 00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:31.079 says Chief Morley. Wanted to see me here? Yeah, I 601 00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:34.679 mean just wanted to see me. WHOA, Yeah, no, it's. 602 00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:37.159 Guess X's right. He didn't need that thing anymore. 603 00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:41.920 He definitely need that. Come on, dude, come on, dude. 604 00:37:42.280 --> 00:37:45.480 So rv D H says, oh, need too, But I'm 605 00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:48.079 asking for a rematch with Triple Aha Batista. You know, 606 00:37:48.679 --> 00:37:50.800 as long as you're here, why did you leave me 607 00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:54.000 in the ring last week? And Kate says, Rob, that 608 00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:59.400 wasn't my fault. This is crazy, Rob. They took my 609 00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:05.360 mask off when Patisa Oread took my mask, Man, I 610 00:38:05.360 --> 00:38:07.320 just couldn't stay out there. Everyone everyone want to see 611 00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:10.639 my face. And Army says, so you gotta have your 612 00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:11.239 master to fight? 613 00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:11.800 Who are you? 614 00:38:11.960 --> 00:38:19.760 Spider Man? Spider Man, spider Man, you have the only 615 00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:20.760 everything's a joke to you. 616 00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:25.000 I don't read comic wrong kidding me? 617 00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:26.719 Rob? I mean, goddamn, my mask got take it off? 618 00:38:26.880 --> 00:38:30.400 If I have nothing like Peter Parker. 619 00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:35.000 WHOA that's his name? Spider Man? Yeah, Kan says you 620 00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:36.519 don't know me, Rob, you don't know what it's like 621 00:38:36.519 --> 00:38:38.880 to be me. And Already says, whoa, what's it like? 622 00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:40.280 Is that what you know? You can keep on your 623 00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:42.159 strings and all in that mask, and Can says, oh, well, 624 00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:44.000 we can't all be cool like r VD. This is 625 00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:45.960 just Caane saying this. Oh you can't be cool like 626 00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:48.360 we're damn it. Already says, oh you're trying to be 627 00:38:48.400 --> 00:38:49.719 cool when you left me in the ring. Get my 628 00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:53.280 ass kicked? Well then, just to make things fucking better. 629 00:38:53.599 --> 00:39:06.440 Here's valvenus guys gets she fucking Morley comes home. Dude, 630 00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:12.719 no midget, he says, whoa. I know there's a lot 631 00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:15.440 of aggression built up here. Let's take it easy. I'm 632 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.559 in charge, and that means I want great television, of course. 633 00:39:18.840 --> 00:39:21.119 And I came up with an idea, you too have 634 00:39:21.159 --> 00:39:24.000 a match tonight, but not a tag team match. I'm 635 00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:26.800 talking about a singles match Caine versus R v D. 636 00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:34.559 And Kate says already says what she wanted. 637 00:39:34.639 --> 00:39:35.480 So hard to understand. 638 00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:38.440 I mean, we're booked, Rob, we're booked. 639 00:39:38.599 --> 00:39:40.000 Who wants us to work each other? 640 00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:42.639 You're up? Probably? 641 00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:46.239 I love to make great television. 642 00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:58.079 I care about the ratings. Chief Morley, whoa, Rob, we 643 00:39:58.119 --> 00:39:58.800 talk all the time. 644 00:40:11.880 --> 00:40:15.920 Ship. This is the worst night of my life. 645 00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:17.719 I fucking hate this job. 646 00:40:18.119 --> 00:40:19.920 First I have to work for Chief Morley. Now I 647 00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:20.760 have to deal with this ship. 648 00:40:24.679 --> 00:40:27.760 Uh So we get the Dudley Boys versus three Minute Warning. 649 00:40:28.920 --> 00:40:30.960 Yes, dude, big pop for the Dudley's. 650 00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:34.280 Yeah, And they just don't have nothing for these dudes 651 00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:34.719 right now? 652 00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:36.079 They got ship? 653 00:40:36.119 --> 00:40:39.920 What either Yeah, I mean either any of the anybody 654 00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:40.760 in this whole segment. 655 00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:42.559 Yeah, I mean this is just a means to an end, 656 00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:46.039 it felt like. So last Monday, the Dudley's faced Regal 657 00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:48.760 Instorment and the tables match. Uh, they hit three D 658 00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:50.800 on Storm and went to fine tables under the ring, 659 00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:54.840 of course, but there weren't any because tables Chief Morley 660 00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:56.920 stole all the tables. 661 00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:01.239 I know there's more under there. 662 00:41:01.519 --> 00:41:03.880 That was the only one, and he came out with 663 00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:05.960 one table and the Dudley's went to attack him, and 664 00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:08.599 then three minute Warning jumped them. He fucked them up, 665 00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:11.360 and then uh they put Devon through a table, with 666 00:41:11.400 --> 00:41:14.679 Storm and Regal helping to win the match. So Dudley's 667 00:41:14.719 --> 00:41:18.440 their entrance is going on. Still the commentary table is 668 00:41:18.480 --> 00:41:21.000 at like on the stage during this era, so it's 669 00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:23.039 like the cool shot of like Jr. And Lawler like 670 00:41:23.079 --> 00:41:24.679 facing the camera, but behind them is the ring in 671 00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:27.039 the area. Actually, I thought that was fucking awesome. 672 00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:30.000 Actually, yeah it was. It was super WCW pill. 673 00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:32.599 Oh that's a great you know what. That's right, that 674 00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:34.719 is what that was. You think that's why they did 675 00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:36.000 it during the Bischoff. 676 00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:38.679 Era, I imagine, so just to I think it was just 677 00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:42.039 separated from SmackDown, right, So he was probably like, dude, 678 00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:44.440 this probably looks awesome. He's right, it does look. 679 00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:47.079 Yeah, Jery soon, ladies and gentlemen. At the top of 680 00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:49.679 our program, you heard from Eric Bischoff, but you heard 681 00:41:49.719 --> 00:41:57.679 from Eric Beschoff in Spanish, which I was like, did I? Yeah? 682 00:41:58.400 --> 00:42:00.119 Is that why I didn't fucking like what was going 683 00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:02.760 on here on our shatellite feed? And Lalas says, oh, 684 00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:05.400 how that happened? And Jera says, well, it's one of 685 00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:08.039 those technical glitches all I can change. We made a mistake, 686 00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:11.119 and then Jr. Recaps the entire Bitschoff things, saying that 687 00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:13.920 he's you know, yes, he's not here. Fucking Chief Morley's 688 00:42:13.960 --> 00:42:16.320 in control and he's trying to get Austin Sein siealed 689 00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:18.760 and delivered to sign a raw hopefully by no way 690 00:42:18.760 --> 00:42:21.920 out and Dlauler says, oh, come Prinda Espanol. Jr. 691 00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:27.159 She so Chief Morley comes out here and uh, after 692 00:42:27.199 --> 00:42:29.679 three minute warning, makes their entrance and they're all in 693 00:42:29.679 --> 00:42:32.239 the ring and Chief Morley comes out here and says, 694 00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:34.159 you want to know why there's no ref out here? 695 00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:35.280 I didn't notice that. 696 00:42:35.679 --> 00:42:37.840 Yeah, I didn't either. I just kind of assuming he'd 697 00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:41.400 get in the ring. I thought there was one, he 698 00:42:41.440 --> 00:42:44.840 said once, because I assigned a special guest referee for 699 00:42:44.880 --> 00:42:48.159 this match. No, and it's fucking Rico. 700 00:42:48.679 --> 00:42:55.480 Rico Constantino, you look so good good to me? Yeah 701 00:42:55.480 --> 00:42:58.719 there because boy with the with the sideburns. 702 00:42:58.880 --> 00:42:59.880 Yeah nuts. 703 00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:02.800 But yeah, so three minute warning jumped the Dudley's from 704 00:43:02.800 --> 00:43:06.159 behind Rico as the ref still not in the ring. 705 00:43:06.519 --> 00:43:07.440 Whatever goes. 706 00:43:08.199 --> 00:43:12.440 Yeah, this match was super short. Of course, Morris serve 707 00:43:12.559 --> 00:43:15.360 the angle at the end here, but got some pretty 708 00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:17.599 cool shit like right off the rip here, so that 709 00:43:17.679 --> 00:43:22.480 was cool. Rosie goes for a split legged moon Salt misses. 710 00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:25.480 But I gotta tell you, man, the way he hit 711 00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:28.360 that rope was with so much velocity I thought, like 712 00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:30.639 that shit could break. Like he put his ass on 713 00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:31.719 that thing. Nuts. 714 00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:37.239 I was horrified because like, it's not RVD split leg style, 715 00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:40.679 which he does later. It's he stands on the top 716 00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:44.239 rope and then just drops down as first and moves off. 717 00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:46.360 It's fucking scary as shit. 718 00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:49.039 Yeah, he like just I mean, the velocity is nuts. 719 00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:50.880 Like just the way he goes down it looks awesome, 720 00:43:50.960 --> 00:43:52.519 especially for a dude that size. 721 00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:55.320 If someone sends the clip of him ever hitting that 722 00:43:55.360 --> 00:43:57.960 if he has because that is horrific looking. 723 00:43:58.280 --> 00:44:00.719 Yeah, that is like, that's a finish I ever seen it. 724 00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:01.519 Yeah. 725 00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:04.760 The Duddy Boys then come back with a doomsday device 726 00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:09.760 on Jamal en Rico with the shitty fucking count. Fuck 727 00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:13.360 this guy. 728 00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:18.239 This is like maybe the most illegal bit I've ever 729 00:44:18.280 --> 00:44:21.360 seen in my life. So Jamal rolls up Bubba from 730 00:44:21.360 --> 00:44:23.840 behind as they're set up for three D. Not only 731 00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:27.719 is Bubba in the ropes, Jamal is holding the ropes, 732 00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:32.960 also leaning over the ropes. Rico also fastcalans this is 733 00:44:33.119 --> 00:44:38.519 on the video game, the illegal fucking bit I've ever seen. Ever, 734 00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:40.159 how is this possible? 735 00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:42.039 Yes, So it's time to go to CNA. Man, we 736 00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:44.000 got to get the fuck out. Not go to the 737 00:44:44.039 --> 00:44:48.679 Great American Bash, not the America the Undertaker back down, 738 00:44:51.440 --> 00:44:52.360 just go to DNA. 739 00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:53.719 Just leave now. 740 00:44:54.159 --> 00:44:58.199 So Devon attacks Rico and all the boys start scrapping 741 00:44:58.239 --> 00:45:01.000 in the ring here. Hell yeah, and wait a minute, 742 00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:03.719 is that little Spike Dudley under the ring with a 743 00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:06.960 table at the front of the lender here, So he 744 00:45:07.079 --> 00:45:10.360 comes in, Dudley dog on Jamal. The Dudley Boys hit 745 00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:13.719 Rosie and the crowd all in Unison. They're ready for it. 746 00:45:14.039 --> 00:45:17.320 Three D and they just lines them over the. 747 00:45:18.760 --> 00:45:23.559 Dude. Yeah, fucking blue balled them crazy three D. 748 00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:25.159 I was ready for the three D. 749 00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:28.320 I was like, oh, I was ready for it. We 750 00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:29.119 don't get one at all. 751 00:45:29.719 --> 00:45:32.079 No, no, no, don't gotta save that for the pay 752 00:45:32.119 --> 00:45:32.480 per view. 753 00:45:32.599 --> 00:45:34.280 Dude, I'm not watching that ship. 754 00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:37.320 So Bubba then mother f and bombs Spike out of 755 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:39.159 the ring on a three minute warning. Yeah, go ahead, 756 00:45:39.159 --> 00:45:39.679 get out of here. 757 00:45:41.239 --> 00:45:42.039 It's our heat. 758 00:45:42.280 --> 00:45:45.079 So we go to pre tape. Bishoff is with his 759 00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:48.800 limo driver outside the car in the dark, looking at a. 760 00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:51.239 Map, because that's what you do when you're lost. 761 00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:54.079 Two thousand and three. You got the big ass map. 762 00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:55.360 I don't know where the hell we are. 763 00:45:56.559 --> 00:45:58.559 That's me John navigat my dad, yelling at me. 764 00:45:59.320 --> 00:45:59.719 My mom. 765 00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:02.280 I remember my mom. We would print. She would print 766 00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:07.599 out like forty map West pages. Yeah, dude, and like 767 00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:10.480 she's like please flip the She like stay with them together, 768 00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:12.679 It's like, please flip to the next page for the thing. 769 00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:13.920 And I'm like, oh, yeah, here we go. 770 00:46:14.320 --> 00:46:15.960 Well, dude, I think that's how the boys used to 771 00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:16.960 get to towns. 772 00:46:17.239 --> 00:46:18.000 Yeah that's true. 773 00:46:18.360 --> 00:46:22.239 Yeah, yeah, maps and map quests, like just printed ship. Yeah, 774 00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:24.960 like that was probably this era still. 775 00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:27.079 Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. 776 00:46:27.400 --> 00:46:29.840 Dude, my dad and my dad's like navigating the roads 777 00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:31.440 like yeah, just get on I eighty, go all the 778 00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:35.519 way east so you'll be good, just fallow, Like what the. 779 00:46:35.480 --> 00:46:39.400 Hell are you talking about? Yeah, you just take ninety 780 00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:41.559 five all the way down there. You take it right, 781 00:46:41.639 --> 00:46:44.880 you're there. 782 00:46:43.239 --> 00:46:46.480 You gotta go back. And yeah, I'm like, I don't 783 00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:47.760 know what the fuck you talk about, Dad. 784 00:46:48.119 --> 00:46:50.719 Yeah, now I don't even think about it, like I 785 00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:52.960 legit just like if I if I miss an exit, 786 00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:54.280 oh well, and I'll just take the next one. 787 00:46:54.280 --> 00:46:56.920 Everyone else the next one. Not everyone is like that, though, James. 788 00:46:56.920 --> 00:46:59.760 They will fucking rear you off the road to get 789 00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:09.599 to that exist peoples. Yeah, crazy, I'm so bad. 790 00:47:09.639 --> 00:47:11.519 I'll just put like directions to my house and I 791 00:47:11.519 --> 00:47:12.800 already know how to get there. I'll just put on 792 00:47:12.840 --> 00:47:18.760 my phone anyway, like I already know if there's a 793 00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:20.840 cop up here. I need to I need to know. 794 00:47:21.440 --> 00:47:23.880 I need to know. So Stone Cold is in the 795 00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:25.079 Raw magazine. 796 00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:27.360 Yeah, so I think I remember this being a big 797 00:47:27.400 --> 00:47:29.960 deal at the time, the Stone Cold Truth, and it 798 00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:32.199 was like supposed to be kind of a shooty thing 799 00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:36.760 that I think was half shoot and like more to 800 00:47:36.840 --> 00:47:39.239 build an angle for like Rock and Triple H when 801 00:47:39.280 --> 00:47:40.920 he comes back, if he was to come back in 802 00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:43.039 that way, so like they talk about that, but he's 803 00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:46.840 also pretty much, you know, talking directly about guys that 804 00:47:46.920 --> 00:47:48.679 he can come back and feud with. So I think 805 00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:50.800 it was you know, but I remember it's being like 806 00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:53.119 a big thing. And Jared says, you know, okay, we 807 00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:56.239 both read this. It's amazing. Austin used some very colorful 808 00:47:56.280 --> 00:47:59.320 language described the Rock, describe Triple H, his dish taste 809 00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:01.679 of some of the management. W W E. Stone could 810 00:48:01.719 --> 00:48:04.280 truth is on a magazine you want to subscribe? You see, 811 00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:07.840 I'm on the screen one HIXI shop. Uh And Lawler says, oh, 812 00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:09.719 I can't believe he said. Triples comes out here all 813 00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:13.599 jacked up and well, uh, I don't know what that was. 814 00:48:13.639 --> 00:48:15.880 That like a steroid thing he was plying here. 815 00:48:16.239 --> 00:48:18.719 I actually don't know. He looked like off camera. Yeah, 816 00:48:18.760 --> 00:48:19.119 I don't know. 817 00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:21.599 He got nervous. Yeah, I don't know. 818 00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:23.320 He was fed a line and he said, oh, I 819 00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:23.760 don't know. 820 00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:34.400 Fuck you. He says that backfill. 821 00:48:34.840 --> 00:48:38.000 So gold Dustin Booker t versus William Marigo and Lance 822 00:48:38.000 --> 00:48:41.159 storm Or for the tag titles tonight, Yeah, we are 823 00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:44.159 six days and twenty three hours hands some change. So 824 00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:47.960 fis shop's job evaluation. Little countdown on the screen there. 825 00:48:48.199 --> 00:48:52.320 Dude, Yeah, I mean, like probably an unnecessary countdown. Nobody's 826 00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:55.079 gonna keep tracking us this. She's like twenty six days longer. 827 00:48:56.480 --> 00:48:58.039 I don't know how what it was. It was fucked up. 828 00:48:58.039 --> 00:48:59.360 It was six days. It was six days. 829 00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:02.320 Next, well, that's right, that's right. 830 00:49:02.639 --> 00:49:04.960 But no one keep tracking it for real, no case whatever. 831 00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:11.079 So next up, ladies and gentleman Tommy Dreamer, Tommy Dreamer. 832 00:49:11.639 --> 00:49:14.360 I will give it to the guy. Man. Tommy Dreamer 833 00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:19.159 has probably given himself so many more years in the 834 00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:21.880 w w E by being the guy that will wrestle 835 00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:24.760 on the show, in the pay per view or the rest. 836 00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:27.440 Like the brand shirt. He is the brand shirt. 837 00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:34.440 And nobody eat ship as much as Tommy Dreamer. 838 00:49:35.079 --> 00:49:37.239 He will do it man and like and he did 839 00:49:37.280 --> 00:49:41.000 it man and uh Lilli and Garcia says and his opponent. 840 00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:47.400 But then four men walk onto the stage an unidentified groups. 841 00:49:48.599 --> 00:49:51.719 It's Triple H Rick Flair, Batista and Randy Orton. Triple 842 00:49:51.840 --> 00:49:55.119 H is on crutches, and Jared says, here's a deep hematoma. 843 00:49:55.199 --> 00:49:57.360 I mean, god damn, he's got blood cloud. He's gonna die. 844 00:49:57.960 --> 00:50:00.760 Yeah, that's crazy. He's got the biggest humor tone wherever. 845 00:50:03.559 --> 00:50:11.800 She got. That's our name for axiom because the dv 846 00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:18.199 woma he flips you off, does you immediately? 847 00:50:18.280 --> 00:50:18.519 Wow? 848 00:50:18.840 --> 00:50:22.159 So triple H I think got the hemortomer at a 849 00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:25.679 house show when he went for the leaping knee that 850 00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:27.840 he does and he hit rv D's elbow. 851 00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:30.719 It's always, it is always. 852 00:50:31.199 --> 00:50:32.199 It was rd's fault too. 853 00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:34.880 Probably, Robb, you shouldn't do that. 854 00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:38.639 Doesn't sound bad. 855 00:50:39.159 --> 00:50:42.559 What about a hempotoma is awesome? 856 00:50:43.679 --> 00:50:45.440 WHOA you jumped like Spider Man. 857 00:50:47.079 --> 00:50:47.840 That's pretty cool. 858 00:50:48.079 --> 00:50:51.480 Well, I didn't know I was working tests this weekend. So 859 00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:53.559 fucking Dreamers standing in the middle ring. He has a 860 00:50:53.559 --> 00:50:55.719 Singapore cane. He's standing in his ground. As these dudes 861 00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:58.800 circle the ring, Orton gets in to jump them. Dreamer 862 00:50:58.840 --> 00:51:00.239 swings the cane, misses, and then but he used to 863 00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:02.360 gets in and just spears the ship out of him. 864 00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:05.000 And then for some reason they probably could have got 865 00:51:05.039 --> 00:51:07.800 out of this quicker. They all take turns just kicking 866 00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:13.000 his Assla. 867 00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:13.079 Was like figuring out what movie was gonna do to him. 868 00:51:13.079 --> 00:51:15.840 He's like, go figure out drop the knee. 869 00:51:16.280 --> 00:51:21.360 Yeah, dude, is he does all of these things surprisingly enough, 870 00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:25.199 And Jared says, but why for what re reason? And 871 00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:27.760 Los says, I don't know me. They don't like Tommy 872 00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:30.639 d just a fair. 873 00:51:32.360 --> 00:51:35.639 Everyone's show period. They're jumping everybody. 874 00:51:35.960 --> 00:51:38.119 Triple Edge gets a mic and he says, today makes 875 00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:41.119 the beginning of a new era. Uh, you've seen in 876 00:51:41.159 --> 00:51:44.199 this industry. Just like in life, everything evolves and what 877 00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:46.159 you've seen this ring before you is the greatest example 878 00:51:46.199 --> 00:51:48.559 of evolution you will ever see. The Funck is the 879 00:51:48.599 --> 00:51:51.039 name of this group. I don't know what's going on here. 880 00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:56.719 The new era the example. He puts over Flair, sixteen 881 00:51:56.760 --> 00:52:00.280 time champion, greatest pro wrestler of all time, Flair, they're 882 00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:04.559 staring at the hardcam, just rubbing his hands crazy menacingly. 883 00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:05.320 He's getting gas. 884 00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:12.400 Yeah, and Trouble says, there's no one better than Flair 885 00:52:12.440 --> 00:52:15.320 and all the things Flair represents I am today and 886 00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:19.679 Jerr says, es debatable and truly says, I've taken all 887 00:52:19.719 --> 00:52:21.760 the attributes and I put him in the Ultimate package 888 00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:23.280 and I put them in a body that every man 889 00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:26.360 out there wishes he had exceput at heumor tomer uh 890 00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:28.719 and every single one of every single one of you 891 00:52:28.760 --> 00:52:30.880 women out there want to be with. And he topped 892 00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:32.599 it off with a mind made for the business. I mean, 893 00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:34.920 he just fucking jerks himself off here forever. 894 00:52:36.119 --> 00:52:38.480 Yeah, I mean right in front of Rick Flair and stole. 895 00:52:38.280 --> 00:52:43.199 His He absorbed it in real time. You could see 896 00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:45.760 it happening. Puts over a Batista, Batista six foot five, 897 00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:49.440 three hundred and twenty five pounds of genetic stopping power, 898 00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:52.760 unbridled destruction. What's the name of this group? 899 00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:54.239 This is the four Horsemen. 900 00:52:58.320 --> 00:52:59.760 And he says, in a war win all seems lost. 901 00:52:59.800 --> 00:53:02.760 You got your biggest gun and you blow them all away. 902 00:53:03.239 --> 00:53:07.840 Shit, I take wimbley gun, I put the street. 903 00:53:09.079 --> 00:53:12.159 And Randy Orton the business is in his blood, third 904 00:53:12.159 --> 00:53:15.599 generation superstar. The man has every gift a man could 905 00:53:15.639 --> 00:53:20.320 be given. Randy Orton is the diamond. Actually, Randy Orton 906 00:53:20.400 --> 00:53:24.480 is the call that be squeezed into the next diamond. Sorry, 907 00:53:24.519 --> 00:53:26.639 you kind of suck right now. Randy had to fix 908 00:53:26.719 --> 00:53:28.000 outline there. Apologies. 909 00:53:28.039 --> 00:53:30.920 Ten minutes ago. Randy Orton was backstage with Mark Jinderrack. 910 00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:32.960 He looked at him and they looked at each other eye. 911 00:53:33.000 --> 00:53:36.599 He said ass and they broke out laughing for twenty minutes. 912 00:53:36.719 --> 00:53:38.679 Trimley said, if you don't get your fucking ass over 913 00:53:38.719 --> 00:53:41.599 here right now with the on put the suit on. 914 00:53:42.000 --> 00:53:46.800 He beat gin dragon, crutching, you will never be an evolution. 915 00:53:47.719 --> 00:53:52.119 Send this guy to help. Can we throw into an 916 00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:53.079 electrical box and. 917 00:53:53.159 --> 00:53:57.320 Nat that figured out already? 918 00:53:57.320 --> 00:54:00.119 There's multiple electrical boxes we could fucking do it. 919 00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:03.519 There's only one that fucking is triggered to kill gold dust. 920 00:54:03.400 --> 00:54:09.079 All right. Really, just everything happens for a reason. It's 921 00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:12.679 just a natural process of evolution. I don't know what 922 00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:14.760 this fucking group is leaning towards you. I really don't 923 00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:15.239 understand this. 924 00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:17.360 I'm still I'm still gonna go with the four horsemen. 925 00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:18.920 This could possibly be the four horsemen. 926 00:54:19.039 --> 00:54:20.960 I like the example. That was a good shout. 927 00:54:21.079 --> 00:54:22.280 Oh okay, yes sure. 928 00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:24.719 Yeah, unbridled destruction maybe not a bad one. 929 00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:25.800 That's good, that's good. 930 00:54:25.840 --> 00:54:27.639 I like the big gis gun. 931 00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:31.320 Yeah that works, big gun. 932 00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:43.119 Cold diamond r buddy. He says, if you don't have 933 00:54:43.199 --> 00:54:45.320 what it takes, an evolution will leave you behind. So 934 00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:46.679 if you wake up one day and you're lying in 935 00:54:46.679 --> 00:54:49.119 a hospital bed and you're all beat up and you're 936 00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:52.239 wondering to yourself, what in the hell happened, then there's 937 00:54:52.280 --> 00:54:55.320 just one answer for you. Evolution has passed you by. 938 00:54:55.880 --> 00:54:58.079 How was their cash phrase, the passer buyers? 939 00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:06.679 Yeah, that was the themers All good news. 940 00:55:06.719 --> 00:55:07.679 Actually, I like you. 941 00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:09.719 Yeah, I mean I hope they figure this out here soon. 942 00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:10.760 I don't. 943 00:55:11.440 --> 00:55:12.280 I don't know if this will work. 944 00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:14.599 I think evolution passed me by because I don't get it. 945 00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:18.719 Yeah, so I guess from what I understand anyways, that 946 00:55:18.760 --> 00:55:20.920 this was legit. Just Triple A said he wanted to 947 00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:21.719 do the four Horsemen. 948 00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:24.480 I mean that looks right to me. 949 00:55:24.599 --> 00:55:26.800 Yeah, I think that was like the general idea. 950 00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:30.159 Yeah, I guess it worked out. I mean I do 951 00:55:30.280 --> 00:55:32.400 like evolution. I think it was a cool gimmick and 952 00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:34.119 a cool group and cool theme. 953 00:55:34.840 --> 00:55:36.840 Yeah, I mean you can, yeah, you surround the show. 954 00:55:36.840 --> 00:55:38.840 I mean they were all they were all treated like 955 00:55:38.920 --> 00:55:42.719 big deals. So yeah, yeah, Rick flair ship on Carlito 956 00:55:42.800 --> 00:55:45.880 that one time was you don't want to be here. 957 00:55:47.639 --> 00:55:55.679 You think you can just fuck Tory Wilson me, buddy. 958 00:55:55.400 --> 00:55:58.280 So he goes So they go back to stage, Scott 959 00:55:58.320 --> 00:56:03.480 Steiner's doing curls with the bay. Oh yeah, man, Terry 960 00:56:03.519 --> 00:56:06.239 asked Scott Steiner if he's physically prepared for his match 961 00:56:06.239 --> 00:56:09.360 with christ Jericho tonight, because, uh, you know what, let's 962 00:56:09.360 --> 00:56:10.320 just look at the footage. 963 00:56:10.440 --> 00:56:13.199 This is the most WWE pilled Scott Steiner ever because 964 00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:16.199 if anyone had fucking question if he was ready, he 965 00:56:16.320 --> 00:56:20.360 had a seven minute screaming session prepared before you even 966 00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:23.760 said a word. Man, I was like, okay, well, maybe 967 00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:25.679 he's got something on the back end. So they go 968 00:56:25.719 --> 00:56:28.599 to the footage and it's two weeks ago. Orton jumps them, 969 00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:31.800 then Flair jumps them to Steiner like takes out Flair, 970 00:56:31.840 --> 00:56:34.760 but Batista jumps them again. Triple H comes out attacks them. 971 00:56:34.800 --> 00:56:37.360 They bloody Steiner and hit him with a pedigree. Then 972 00:56:37.480 --> 00:56:42.599 last Monday, the same thing happens. They jump Steiner and 973 00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:46.639 then bust them open with the degree. Hey, I think 974 00:56:46.679 --> 00:56:51.559 this is awesome. I think we get one more week 975 00:56:51.639 --> 00:56:52.440 out of that one. 976 00:56:52.559 --> 00:56:56.000 The fuck you, Scotty dude. 977 00:56:56.039 --> 00:56:58.440 They told him somewhere, yeah, we'll get you on the backside. 978 00:56:58.480 --> 00:56:59.239 Get a promise. 979 00:56:59.679 --> 00:56:59.840 Yeah. 980 00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:03.280 Steiner was just like, I got a hurt foot like, 981 00:57:03.440 --> 00:57:07.679 I'm just glad to be right now. Like I hates 982 00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:08.320 Triple H. 983 00:57:08.400 --> 00:57:12.239 She hates legendarily hates Triple hs like probably still to 984 00:57:12.320 --> 00:57:16.440 this day, probably talk ship like like. But man, yes, 985 00:57:16.480 --> 00:57:18.119 So they kick his asked for weeks and then it 986 00:57:18.159 --> 00:57:21.199 comes back and Sinner says, I'm taking care of business 987 00:57:21.280 --> 00:57:24.760 the way I always have with these, and he flexes 988 00:57:24.800 --> 00:57:29.039 in front of the camera and I'm like, no, no, no, no, 989 00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:31.320 you have more to say. No, get back here. 990 00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:37.519 Yeah, he's been nerved completely, probably, but you just gotta 991 00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:38.440 shut the funk up. 992 00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:40.199 Man. 993 00:57:40.239 --> 00:57:41.920 That was the coolest part. 994 00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:45.719 With you know, oh ship, here we go. 995 00:57:45.880 --> 00:57:47.760 I mean, we're probably legendary. 996 00:57:48.039 --> 00:57:50.880 Oh man, just thinking about the legendary ship. He could 997 00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:55.159 have dropped on Triple Wow. Triple H would have fucking wow. 998 00:57:57.440 --> 00:58:01.800 Ready order is the biggest triple ah. But you said. 999 00:58:07.159 --> 00:58:13.400 That was so I wish you would have died already. Alright. 1000 00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:17.920 You know, how was Rick Blair not dead? You know? 1001 00:58:18.039 --> 00:58:20.199 I see him. I saw him back in the old company, 1002 00:58:20.519 --> 00:58:26.199 and I'm over here. You're still alive, you know you? 1003 00:58:27.480 --> 00:58:29.679 But instead he just goes, yeah, I'm gonna win tonight, 1004 00:58:29.679 --> 00:58:31.119 and he just flexes. 1005 00:58:31.199 --> 00:58:33.760 Yeah, dude, Like, I imagine. 1006 00:58:33.000 --> 00:58:35.039 His arm looks fucking crazy. I just want to make 1007 00:58:35.039 --> 00:58:39.000 sure we understand that Snder's arm is like bulging out 1008 00:58:39.000 --> 00:58:39.280 of them. 1009 00:58:39.360 --> 00:58:43.360 You can't the man himself like, yeah, he's still gigantic, 1010 00:58:43.480 --> 00:58:47.199 like but like, I mean, I imagine he had slipped 1011 00:58:47.239 --> 00:58:49.199 up a few times already. I think this is probably 1012 00:58:49.320 --> 00:58:51.239 all right. We're probably past that you're gonna suck my 1013 00:58:51.320 --> 00:58:52.760 dick or what match and ship like that. 1014 00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:57.079 So he was like, fuck you? 1015 00:58:57.800 --> 00:58:58.679 He did? He did? 1016 00:58:58.760 --> 00:59:00.840 He beat up like already is that you. 1017 00:59:01.159 --> 00:59:02.920 And Kristinsky game on a bunch of. 1018 00:59:04.519 --> 00:59:07.039 I mean, like, why would you if I saw this, dude, 1019 00:59:07.079 --> 00:59:10.039 he came in and night one if fuck you, I've 1020 00:59:10.079 --> 00:59:13.039 been like, wow, this might be the wrestler to say 1021 00:59:13.159 --> 00:59:13.920 this something. 1022 00:59:14.480 --> 00:59:16.719 Yeah, man, dude, I would just give him my time 1023 00:59:16.760 --> 00:59:19.559 every week. See what he says? I mean, what's the worse? 1024 00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:32.599 Oh my god, I'm sorry, fuck Mark Dre. 1025 00:59:34.360 --> 00:59:36.920 So they go to a pre tape. Bischoff is now 1026 00:59:36.960 --> 00:59:40.440 at Stone Colds Home and this was verified and confirmed 1027 00:59:40.440 --> 00:59:41.199 by Jim Ross. 1028 00:59:41.639 --> 00:59:45.960 That is oh that Stone Colchouse. Okay, yeah loless is 1029 00:59:45.960 --> 00:59:49.360 that also's places bigger than the Alamo? Yeah? Oh yeah, 1030 00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:50.119 that Stone Cold house. 1031 00:59:50.119 --> 00:59:52.320 By the way, this ship looks medieval, man. 1032 00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:55.480 It looks fucking crazy. Yeah, I don't walk over. 1033 00:59:55.480 --> 00:59:57.239 This and diabolo and you're fighting a demon from hell. 1034 00:59:58.519 --> 00:59:59.679 This place looks crazy. 1035 01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:02.440 You can have this red redemption. You're getting hognots and 1036 01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:03.480 doing off the roof. 1037 01:00:05.960 --> 01:00:06.239 Right now. 1038 01:00:07.880 --> 01:00:10.400 So Bischoff stops at the door and he composes himself. 1039 01:00:10.840 --> 01:00:15.199 He knocks on the door, and a random cowboy opens 1040 01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:17.599 the door. We I mean, like, we get the guy's name, 1041 01:00:17.679 --> 01:00:21.000 but I have no context of who this fucking guy is. 1042 01:00:21.400 --> 01:00:24.400 This for all I know is the dark Side Brother. 1043 01:00:24.480 --> 01:00:25.199 I don't know who the. 1044 01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:28.599 Yeah, this guy is awesome. 1045 01:00:29.360 --> 01:00:32.599 Does he live there? Does he work for Stone? Is 1046 01:00:32.639 --> 01:00:35.599 this guy? 1047 01:00:35.840 --> 01:00:36.039 Yeah? 1048 01:00:36.159 --> 01:00:38.440 Like he just lives in the lower half of Stoekills 1049 01:00:38.440 --> 01:00:38.840 out set. 1050 01:00:39.199 --> 01:00:40.159 My name is Buford. 1051 01:00:40.599 --> 01:00:43.760 Oh that's good one. I'm Eric Bischoff. You've seen You've 1052 01:00:43.760 --> 01:00:53.400 seen Stone Cold Hell, know what I mean? No, he 1053 01:00:53.519 --> 01:00:56.119 told me I was demeaning here. I was supposed to 1054 01:00:56.159 --> 01:00:57.760 be stone Cold here at his house. Who are you? 1055 01:00:58.199 --> 01:01:03.920 I'm My name Isord, Buford. What's the fuck is so 1056 01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:08.280 funny that my name is Beautiford. 1057 01:01:12.079 --> 01:01:13.159 That's on the covers of the. 1058 01:01:16.679 --> 01:01:16.840 Name. 1059 01:01:18.239 --> 01:01:20.880 Sorry man, Yeah, well, I was supposed to need stone 1060 01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:23.599 Cold here, Like, where's where's stone Cold? 1061 01:01:23.880 --> 01:01:25.920 His ass went down to the Longhorn Saloon. 1062 01:01:27.000 --> 01:01:28.960 The Longhorn Saloon? 1063 01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:33.320 Do I have to repeat everything? The Longhorn Saloon is 1064 01:01:33.320 --> 01:01:34.639 where Steve Boston went. 1065 01:01:35.000 --> 01:01:36.599 Where the hell is the Longhorn Saloon? 1066 01:01:36.760 --> 01:01:38.920 Well, if you go about fifteen paces out there, you'll 1067 01:01:38.920 --> 01:01:39.920 find it. It's not a big town. 1068 01:01:41.239 --> 01:01:41.599 Kidding me? 1069 01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:44.119 Why you keep saying my name? 1070 01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:48.320 Listen, I came a long way. Are you absolutely sure 1071 01:01:48.440 --> 01:01:49.679 Stone Cold is not here? 1072 01:01:50.119 --> 01:01:52.320 I live here. My name is Beford. Of course I 1073 01:01:52.360 --> 01:01:55.559 would go if he's here or not. If you say 1074 01:01:55.599 --> 01:01:59.920 my name time. Once you get off my property right. 1075 01:01:59.760 --> 01:02:04.760 Now, I'm gonna go to Longford Saloon and bendera. 1076 01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:06.760 How about you just get the hell off my property. 1077 01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:11.199 I don't care where you go, Sorry, Betting, I think 1078 01:02:11.239 --> 01:02:13.840 we get fired drove to I know where's at. 1079 01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:16.719 That's like pretty much exactly how the conversation with like 1080 01:02:16.719 --> 01:02:18.079 Beuford does not fun with this dude. 1081 01:02:18.119 --> 01:02:22.079 I love that Buford was so confrontational. Yeah, hey, Bischoff 1082 01:02:22.119 --> 01:02:24.679 because he likes to run over people. You know, Bischoff 1083 01:02:24.679 --> 01:02:27.840 loves to take control of the situation. He was like Beuford. 1084 01:02:28.239 --> 01:02:33.280 You got a problem, I'll kill you. What are you 1085 01:02:33.320 --> 01:02:34.760 laughing at? Huh? Oh? 1086 01:02:34.840 --> 01:02:38.400 Ship Jr. Says Oh, that ain't far from Austin's house. 1087 01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:43.000 King and Lawler says, who's Beauford? Who the fuck said that? 1088 01:02:44.480 --> 01:02:49.280 Somebody says, I got three shotguns and I all got 1089 01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:49.920 your name on it. 1090 01:02:51.159 --> 01:02:53.159 Dude, surely there's a pair with Bord. 1091 01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:53.400 Right. 1092 01:02:53.440 --> 01:02:56.239 He saves Austin and Mattress and comes back. 1093 01:02:56.079 --> 01:02:58.360 In no way. 1094 01:02:58.400 --> 01:03:00.800 Yeah, he's gotta be a pair of Forford. Right, you 1095 01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:02.719 can't just show this guy name. 1096 01:03:02.599 --> 01:03:03.360 One more time. 1097 01:03:03.519 --> 01:03:05.320 You got a problem my name? Fuck? 1098 01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:08.239 He comes into the shotgun no way out in saves Austin. 1099 01:03:08.440 --> 01:03:10.320 This is the two thousand and three dark Side. He 1100 01:03:10.320 --> 01:03:11.599 comes on a shot gun. 1101 01:03:13.519 --> 01:03:14.920 Because business said his name. 1102 01:03:14.880 --> 01:03:17.199 Legit, two thousand and three dark Side, Brother Tody, that's 1103 01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:17.679 what this is. 1104 01:03:18.760 --> 01:03:21.400 Cool man, I'm down with this guy. 1105 01:03:22.159 --> 01:03:23.800 I don't know where you care for. He's pretty cool. 1106 01:03:24.719 --> 01:03:27.599 So uh. Jazz returned last week from injury, and she 1107 01:03:27.639 --> 01:03:28.920 attacked tris Stratus. 1108 01:03:29.239 --> 01:03:31.920 Dude, she attacked tris Stratis and said, I'm gonna give 1109 01:03:31.960 --> 01:03:35.199 you all the moves ever tris Stratus. 1110 01:03:35.199 --> 01:03:36.960 She looks as shocked that you think Jazz was gonna 1111 01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:38.360 come back as a baby face or something. 1112 01:03:39.159 --> 01:03:42.559 Maybe she like thought Jazz got fired. He's like, oh, fuck, 1113 01:03:43.119 --> 01:03:46.840 what you're doing here? That's funnier, that's even funnier. She 1114 01:03:46.880 --> 01:03:49.159 thought Jazz is gonna come back on the face. 1115 01:03:50.039 --> 01:03:50.639 I thought you were. 1116 01:03:54.440 --> 01:03:57.079 She stomps, so, yeah, Victoria, she pushed his Victoria out 1117 01:03:57.079 --> 01:03:59.280 of the way. I think like they laid out Trish 1118 01:03:59.280 --> 01:04:02.920 steviean Victoria. He did. Jazz stomps her out, hits her 1119 01:04:02.960 --> 01:04:05.599 with the bitch clamp, which is an awesome fucking name 1120 01:04:05.639 --> 01:04:09.119 for a move. It's the hooking ladder, the uh who 1121 01:04:09.159 --> 01:04:12.679 else does this move? Glam slam, jaded, everyone does his 1122 01:04:12.760 --> 01:04:16.079 fucking move, the beauty sleep. Yeah, I does it as well, 1123 01:04:16.599 --> 01:04:20.800 uh d d teaser, Fisherman buster and then an stf 1124 01:04:20.840 --> 01:04:23.440 I said, holy ship, this is an unreal beatdown, just 1125 01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:24.599 on her moves. 1126 01:04:25.159 --> 01:04:28.360 So we have Victoria with Stephen Richards facing off against 1127 01:04:28.400 --> 01:04:32.760 Molly Holly non time that year. Victoria is the champion 1128 01:04:32.800 --> 01:04:36.079 currently and j R. Says that Molly Holly looks. 1129 01:04:35.840 --> 01:04:40.639 Like Stevie Nicks, what the fuck are you wearing? 1130 01:04:41.760 --> 01:04:45.480 Not to be confused with Stevie Rayvaughn or his brother 1131 01:04:46.119 --> 01:04:56.920 or his So Molly, Molly and Victoria gotta give it 1132 01:04:56.960 --> 01:04:59.599 to him. Man, they'd a solid group of like just 1133 01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:01.840 woman's wrestlers for this division right now. 1134 01:05:01.960 --> 01:05:05.480 They fucking put on a fucking good match here. 1135 01:05:05.519 --> 01:05:08.119 Man had a good match. Man had a nice little 1136 01:05:08.119 --> 01:05:08.960 angle at the end there. 1137 01:05:09.159 --> 01:05:09.559 Story. 1138 01:05:10.039 --> 01:05:12.599 So Molly starts going to work here. It was cool 1139 01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:16.760 to see a nice lock up. Victoria keeps trying to 1140 01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:19.760 overpower here, but Molly knows enough technical work to get 1141 01:05:19.800 --> 01:05:21.920 out of the stuff here in the shines, that's pretty cool. 1142 01:05:22.880 --> 01:05:27.039 Molly hits some beautiful arm drags here, just crisp. Yeah. 1143 01:05:27.119 --> 01:05:30.000 Victoria hits the torture rack sidewalk slam for two and 1144 01:05:30.079 --> 01:05:33.039 takes over from here. She goes for the Widow's Peak, 1145 01:05:33.119 --> 01:05:35.599 but Molly gets down and fires back with a violence 1146 01:05:35.639 --> 01:05:36.639 party with the kicks. 1147 01:05:36.920 --> 01:05:40.280 Dude. At one point, Victoria set Molly up for a suplex. 1148 01:05:40.679 --> 01:05:43.280 I don't know why this, Like Jay, I just must 1149 01:05:43.320 --> 01:05:45.800 have needed to say something. Victoria's sent her up for 1150 01:05:45.800 --> 01:05:48.559 a supplex and Jared says a front facedock here by 1151 01:05:48.559 --> 01:05:49.280 this Jezebel. 1152 01:05:53.960 --> 01:05:56.400 Molly goes for the razzle dazzle, but Victoria hits her 1153 01:05:56.400 --> 01:06:00.400 and then hits the Widow's peak and wins the match. 1154 01:06:00.599 --> 01:06:02.239 What do you speak is a sick fucking move. I 1155 01:06:02.280 --> 01:06:03.880 don't know if this has a name yet here or not. 1156 01:06:04.360 --> 01:06:06.239 I mean Stevie I think was yelling it, but like 1157 01:06:06.280 --> 01:06:07.760 on commentary this, oh shit. 1158 01:06:07.840 --> 01:06:10.199 Yeah, it's awesome too. Yeah, I mean, like just just 1159 01:06:10.360 --> 01:06:13.280 really solid work here. I was. It was a very 1160 01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:15.400 nice surprise to see them. They didn't get a lot 1161 01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:17.159 of time or anything, but they put together a good 1162 01:06:17.159 --> 01:06:18.480 match here, and I was really happy with that. 1163 01:06:18.559 --> 01:06:19.559 Yeah, I super enjoyed it. 1164 01:06:20.079 --> 01:06:23.000 Victoria goes to pick Molly Holly up, but Jazz comes 1165 01:06:23.000 --> 01:06:28.400 in and kicks her fucking ass. So Victoria was gonna 1166 01:06:28.480 --> 01:06:31.400 kick her ass, but then Jazz kicks her ass instead. 1167 01:06:31.800 --> 01:06:34.559 Jazz wants to glory. She comes out, She hits Molly 1168 01:06:34.559 --> 01:06:36.920 with the bitch climp, hits her with the DVD. She's 1169 01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:39.559 doing all the moves again. That's all the shit running 1170 01:06:39.599 --> 01:06:42.800 through the move set again. Victoria goes to move Jazz 1171 01:06:42.800 --> 01:06:43.960 out of the way. I don't know if she's gonna 1172 01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:46.599 help or like what was going on here, but Jazz 1173 01:06:46.639 --> 01:06:49.760 pushes her and then Steven goes the reason with them. 1174 01:06:49.760 --> 01:06:51.519 Both as they get face to face, but they look 1175 01:06:51.559 --> 01:06:54.679 at him and he backs off. Jazz then pushes Victoria 1176 01:06:54.719 --> 01:06:57.239 back with just like a couple fingers and picks Molly 1177 01:06:57.280 --> 01:07:00.760 up and hits her with another DD. This is I 1178 01:07:00.800 --> 01:07:03.280 don't know where this angle goes or if it looks 1179 01:07:03.280 --> 01:07:05.679 like it could go somewhere cool, but I imagine it doesn't. 1180 01:07:05.760 --> 01:07:08.599 I imagine. Yeah, that's my same thought. I imagine this 1181 01:07:08.679 --> 01:07:11.360 goes nowhere. My mind started racing when I saw this. 1182 01:07:11.519 --> 01:07:13.320 I said, Wow, they got a really good like three 1183 01:07:13.440 --> 01:07:16.800 four person shit here where like yeah, include Trish, like 1184 01:07:17.119 --> 01:07:19.239 the idea of Victoria and Jazz in the three way 1185 01:07:19.320 --> 01:07:21.400 Molly where Molly steals the wing because they're all up 1186 01:07:21.400 --> 01:07:22.400 each other's ass. 1187 01:07:22.440 --> 01:07:25.280 Like there's a lot of power dynamics do here. Yeah, 1188 01:07:25.400 --> 01:07:28.039 there's like a cool power dynamic with Victoria, Jazz and Stevie. 1189 01:07:28.320 --> 01:07:30.440 Like you know, there's cheating. Get out of there. 1190 01:07:30.480 --> 01:07:32.239 They definitely don't do anything cool here. Up. 1191 01:07:32.440 --> 01:07:34.000 I don't think so. I don't think so at all. 1192 01:07:34.079 --> 01:07:35.400 If you tell me I'm. 1193 01:07:35.320 --> 01:07:37.880 Wrong, I love to hear great. Uh, Yeah, I don't 1194 01:07:37.920 --> 01:07:43.000 think so. So backstage, the big gold one is here. 1195 01:07:43.559 --> 01:07:46.119 Let's go with the hair. He looks great. 1196 01:07:46.760 --> 01:07:50.199 He's here with Booker t Okay, so I was confused 1197 01:07:50.199 --> 01:07:52.039 at first. It's like gold Dust is. It's just it's 1198 01:07:52.039 --> 01:07:53.800 a tight shot in Goldust with the wig, and I'm like, 1199 01:07:53.800 --> 01:07:56.400 oh shit, Okay, Booker t comes in and the shot 1200 01:07:56.480 --> 01:07:59.760 goes wide. Goldust was just kneeling down next to ww 1201 01:08:00.079 --> 01:08:04.840 drunk in the parking lot. Oh. Sure, it's a long night, 1202 01:08:04.880 --> 01:08:06.159 I guess yeah. I mean he had a lot on 1203 01:08:06.199 --> 01:08:08.360 his mind. Well, Booker's fired up jams and Booker says, 1204 01:08:08.400 --> 01:08:10.480 what I'm dog, you ready to go do this? I'm ready, 1205 01:08:10.519 --> 01:08:13.400 I'm hype. Let's go do this thing, dog. And Goldis 1206 01:08:13.840 --> 01:08:15.519 is a little more somber. He says, Listen, man, last 1207 01:08:15.519 --> 01:08:19.359 couple of weeks, you and singles competition unparalleled. You're capable 1208 01:08:19.399 --> 01:08:21.359 of so much more. I'm like, wow, this is a 1209 01:08:21.359 --> 01:08:23.800 good fucking angle. Booker says, look, man, forget about that ship. 1210 01:08:23.840 --> 01:08:25.840 We got business to handle. Man, Let's fucking go get 1211 01:08:25.880 --> 01:08:28.199 these titles. And Golda says, listen, why go out there 1212 01:08:28.199 --> 01:08:30.439 for another five to six months and chase those titles 1213 01:08:30.439 --> 01:08:32.359 when you're you know you can do so much more, 1214 01:08:32.840 --> 01:08:34.720 And like Booker starts to get like sad. He's like, 1215 01:08:34.760 --> 01:08:37.960 we talking about man and Golda says, yeah, man, we 1216 01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:40.359 got these shots tonights and those titles should be ours. 1217 01:08:40.359 --> 01:08:43.159 But let's make a deal. If we go out there 1218 01:08:43.199 --> 01:08:45.840 and win, that's great. If we don't, we go our 1219 01:08:45.880 --> 01:08:49.680 separate ways. I don't like it, but you're capable of more. 1220 01:08:50.199 --> 01:08:53.359 And I'm like, oh, man, no, this is sad as shit, 1221 01:08:53.560 --> 01:08:54.920 but I love this fucking angle. 1222 01:08:55.079 --> 01:08:57.079 What if I just got third in an electrical box? 1223 01:08:57.840 --> 01:08:58.359 What happened? 1224 01:08:58.720 --> 01:09:00.439 Book? They're gonna kill me? Did I don't? 1225 01:09:02.600 --> 01:09:06.479 Yeah, Like there's like thoughtful thinking here. And then they're like, yeah, 1226 01:09:06.479 --> 01:09:12.800 why do we still went to an electrical box, like so. 1227 01:09:12.960 --> 01:09:15.399 Much more than could have did. Yeah, you're right, we'll. 1228 01:09:15.279 --> 01:09:17.319 Just kill just kill this guy. 1229 01:09:17.359 --> 01:09:20.479 Come on, Book, I'm said, I read the run sheet. 1230 01:09:20.520 --> 01:09:21.920 Tonight I get thrown into a box. 1231 01:09:22.560 --> 01:09:25.119 Fuck, come on, man, No, we don't got to I 1232 01:09:25.199 --> 01:09:25.960 read the episode. 1233 01:09:28.720 --> 01:09:30.640 I'd love to do more with you, man, but I'm 1234 01:09:30.680 --> 01:09:32.159 getting beat up by Evolution tonight. 1235 01:09:32.520 --> 01:09:36.159 I also read on the sheet we we do absolutely 1236 01:09:36.199 --> 01:09:37.760 nothing in this tag match. I mean it's just no 1237 01:09:37.840 --> 01:09:38.600 moves in this match. 1238 01:09:38.640 --> 01:09:44.279 But yeah, I don't know, there's nothing we could do, buddy. 1239 01:09:44.039 --> 01:09:45.600 I mean it's just six minutes a heat book. I 1240 01:09:45.600 --> 01:09:49.520 don't know what to tell you. No, it's good. Go on, 1241 01:09:49.600 --> 01:09:53.760 we can we can, dude, go on. So yeah, Booker says, 1242 01:09:53.760 --> 01:09:55.880 listen if that's the way you feel, all right, and 1243 01:09:55.960 --> 01:09:58.000 Cola says, I love you, and book says, listen, we're 1244 01:09:58.000 --> 01:09:59.520 gonna go out there. We're gonna get our tunnles back. 1245 01:09:59.640 --> 01:10:02.560 We're gonna bounce on LANCEO and Regel's punk ass. Now 1246 01:10:02.640 --> 01:10:05.399 can you dig that? The crowd yells sucker, and then 1247 01:10:05.439 --> 01:10:07.720 they both headed the gorilla. This is an overact. 1248 01:10:07.800 --> 01:10:08.000 Man. 1249 01:10:08.199 --> 01:10:10.520 I love this team and I love yeah. 1250 01:10:10.600 --> 01:10:13.760 Dude, me fucking too, man, me too. They should have 1251 01:10:13.800 --> 01:10:15.119 a run in dp W. 1252 01:10:15.840 --> 01:10:18.279 Yeah, they should get thrown to an electrical box. 1253 01:10:19.439 --> 01:10:22.079 Kill this man now after we throw christ Danger at 1254 01:10:22.079 --> 01:10:23.359 one for shitting in the bathroom. 1255 01:10:26.720 --> 01:10:29.880 Booker T and Gold Dust versus William Regal and Lance 1256 01:10:29.960 --> 01:10:33.600 Storm tax team titles. If Booker T and gold doest lose, 1257 01:10:33.640 --> 01:10:35.000 they will separate. 1258 01:10:35.520 --> 01:10:37.359 That sucks. That sucks. 1259 01:10:37.800 --> 01:10:40.239 Well. The refs check Regal and Storm for weapons before 1260 01:10:40.239 --> 01:10:41.760 they even get to the ring. He says, I know 1261 01:10:41.760 --> 01:10:42.640 one of y'alls cheating. 1262 01:10:43.199 --> 01:10:46.520 Well, don't worry, Gold just look at the sheeting or not, he. 1263 01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:48.960 Said, don't she just kick my ass. That's all you good? 1264 01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:55.960 I know this guys just lose like a lot of dance. 1265 01:10:56.039 --> 01:11:00.680 I'm as well killing just and my shit here please. 1266 01:11:01.000 --> 01:11:04.039 It plays the World tag team title Stinger, but it's 1267 01:11:04.079 --> 01:11:09.600 the old Attitude era titles, so yes, I don't know 1268 01:11:09.600 --> 01:11:12.159 if they just switched these out or you know. Catch 1269 01:11:12.960 --> 01:11:16.359 gold Dust gets control on lance Storm early hits that 1270 01:11:16.479 --> 01:11:17.239 drop down. 1271 01:11:17.119 --> 01:11:20.000 Upper cut bit, good move, good move. 1272 01:11:19.880 --> 01:11:23.720 Tags in Booker t gold Dust gold Dust ass is 1273 01:11:23.800 --> 01:11:31.640 worn out like his gear, his ass. 1274 01:11:30.840 --> 01:11:33.279 Well also his face pain. It didn't even look like 1275 01:11:33.319 --> 01:11:35.159 it was fully done for the match. Like, I don't know, 1276 01:11:35.239 --> 01:11:36.359 that's just a story. 1277 01:11:36.520 --> 01:11:39.880 Write whatever you want to warn gear. 1278 01:11:42.359 --> 01:11:44.079 Please yeah, please, just. 1279 01:11:45.720 --> 01:11:48.079 Why does lam Storm do a shoot st o on? 1280 01:11:48.119 --> 01:11:51.840 Booker T forgot what the hell is going on? So 1281 01:11:51.960 --> 01:11:54.319 Booker starts beating the ship out lance Store with these 1282 01:11:54.399 --> 01:11:58.800 chop Storm that just says all right, Strigo gets tragged 1283 01:11:58.840 --> 01:12:02.199 in starts to the uppercuts. Booker hits that kick, that 1284 01:12:02.279 --> 01:12:04.920 backwards kick and that it's a double team move with 1285 01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:08.399 gold Dust where gold Dust does in. The comes off 1286 01:12:08.439 --> 01:12:11.960 with a single axe handle one last time. The big 1287 01:12:12.000 --> 01:12:16.159 gold one is in and the arena is electric, right, Well, 1288 01:12:16.199 --> 01:12:18.760 I could feel the energy in the room. They know 1289 01:12:18.840 --> 01:12:21.439 this team's not breaking up. Gold Dust better watched off 1290 01:12:21.439 --> 01:12:27.199 for the electricity, gold Dust, it's a jackknife bin for 1291 01:12:27.279 --> 01:12:31.279 it too, and then a fucking huge joke slam dude. 1292 01:12:31.319 --> 01:12:37.279 Okay, yeah, there was also a ton of just like 1293 01:12:37.399 --> 01:12:39.640 everyone in the match does that. I'm like, god, fucking 1294 01:12:39.720 --> 01:12:40.880 damn stop. 1295 01:12:41.159 --> 01:12:44.159 Gold Dust, House of Fire with the Manhattan Dramas ship 1296 01:12:44.600 --> 01:12:47.680 big Sean line. I said, Oh my goodness. 1297 01:12:47.720 --> 01:12:50.520 Power slam, big Ash. 1298 01:12:50.920 --> 01:12:52.319 Check the ass on this, dude. 1299 01:12:52.600 --> 01:12:53.520 I mean, it's worn out. 1300 01:12:54.119 --> 01:12:59.039 Gold gold Dust then accidentally hits Booker because of Landstorm, 1301 01:12:59.640 --> 01:13:03.119 and then land Storm. Oh my god, Lance Storm beats 1302 01:13:03.159 --> 01:13:06.079 gold Dust the big gold one mind you with a 1303 01:13:06.159 --> 01:13:10.680 leg lariat. No, no, what happened to gold Dust? 1304 01:13:10.760 --> 01:13:11.520 What are you doing? 1305 01:13:12.079 --> 01:13:13.319 Not even the super kick? 1306 01:13:13.399 --> 01:13:15.600 Come on, not even the super kick, dude. I saw 1307 01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:18.640 him hit the fucking the fun leg larry the heel kick, 1308 01:13:18.680 --> 01:13:21.439 and I'm like, this feels like the finish, but there's 1309 01:13:21.520 --> 01:13:24.880 this is a fucking falsey, right, It's not a falsey. 1310 01:13:25.119 --> 01:13:27.920 They didn't cheat the beat them. Gold Dust sucks. 1311 01:13:28.399 --> 01:13:32.239 This legendary tag team is all over boys, Big Gold 1312 01:13:32.439 --> 01:13:33.159 It might be done. 1313 01:13:33.600 --> 01:13:38.159 Oh Manning Storm still champions. I hate this fucking show. 1314 01:13:38.399 --> 01:13:40.600 Booker teeth, then grabs a mic and says, hey, man, 1315 01:13:40.600 --> 01:13:42.239 we got nothing to be ashamed about. I kind of 1316 01:13:42.239 --> 01:13:43.920 want to keep this team going on. Be completely honest, 1317 01:13:44.039 --> 01:13:48.479 this kind of is I see what they be doing him. Man, 1318 01:13:51.840 --> 01:13:54.039 I read the sheet, gold Dust. You don't kind of 1319 01:13:54.039 --> 01:13:54.720 go to the bag. 1320 01:13:55.039 --> 01:13:58.119 Please don't go to the bag. Uh yeah, Booker says, 1321 01:13:58.159 --> 01:14:00.279 you ain't got nothing to be ashamed about. We ain't 1322 01:14:00.279 --> 01:14:02.479 got nothing that should be ashamed about. It's not your fault, 1323 01:14:02.920 --> 01:14:03.600 not my fault. 1324 01:14:03.600 --> 01:14:06.239 We just just lost to a leg lariat. It might 1325 01:14:06.279 --> 01:14:09.960 be his fault. Yeah. 1326 01:14:09.960 --> 01:14:13.479 I tried a little more. But maybe Goldest was on 1327 01:14:13.520 --> 01:14:17.560 the mission to get electrocuted tonight. I mean, who knows well, 1328 01:14:17.560 --> 01:14:19.199 Booker says, listen, it's fine of it all. I might 1329 01:14:19.239 --> 01:14:20.760 have said nothing before, but we had one hell of 1330 01:14:20.800 --> 01:14:26.399 a run, dude. Booker is doing this like emotional speech, 1331 01:14:26.439 --> 01:14:28.159 or at least trying to make it be we had 1332 01:14:28.159 --> 01:14:30.199 one hell of a run. And then someone from the 1333 01:14:30.199 --> 01:14:32.640 crowd yells you dumb. 1334 01:14:39.000 --> 01:14:40.439 Gold Is like, you're right, I do suck. 1335 01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:47.960 What have you, bitch, and Booker says, listen, if you 1336 01:14:47.960 --> 01:14:49.720 still feel the same as far as me and you 1337 01:14:49.760 --> 01:14:51.880 go in our different ways, I can respect that, but 1338 01:14:51.920 --> 01:14:54.920 I enjoyed every second we had together, and I love you, 1339 01:14:55.039 --> 01:14:56.680 and let's finish it with our heads up. And then 1340 01:14:56.760 --> 01:14:59.199 both of them hug and the crowd cheers. I'm like, 1341 01:14:59.239 --> 01:15:03.039 oh then, and this is where I thought evolution would 1342 01:15:03.039 --> 01:15:06.680 just be here and jump them. But that's not what happens. 1343 01:15:06.840 --> 01:15:08.479 No, it's even crazier than that. 1344 01:15:08.600 --> 01:15:14.000 It's insane what happens. Actually, in fact, it's fucking unbelievable 1345 01:15:14.039 --> 01:15:15.119 how it happens. 1346 01:15:16.159 --> 01:15:19.079 Rv D Versus Kane is later tonight, and so is 1347 01:15:19.119 --> 01:15:21.239 Sinner versus jericha number one Contenders match. 1348 01:15:21.640 --> 01:15:23.399 Whoa, I'm a restling Kane. 1349 01:15:23.600 --> 01:15:29.039 Oh this is awesome free tape. You knew the match 1350 01:15:29.079 --> 01:15:31.640 the whole time. Right pre tape. We are at the 1351 01:15:31.680 --> 01:15:35.680 Longhorn Saloon and Bischoff comes in and just fucking takes 1352 01:15:35.680 --> 01:15:37.279 a due sea at the bar. I'll be taking that. 1353 01:15:39.399 --> 01:15:41.600 Excuse me their texts and the bartender says, hey, what 1354 01:15:41.680 --> 01:15:43.800 can I do for you? And Bischoff says, how about 1355 01:15:43.800 --> 01:15:50.880 a martini? Hold the olive. They all start laughing at him. 1356 01:15:50.880 --> 01:15:53.600 One of the bartenders now pulls out a dog. What 1357 01:15:54.039 --> 01:16:01.359 the dog doing. 1358 01:16:10.199 --> 01:16:11.239 Is that the first ever? 1359 01:16:11.359 --> 01:16:15.720 Like legit, what the dog doing? This is. 1360 01:16:18.960 --> 01:16:21.680 Wild market down on the calendars and day in history. 1361 01:16:22.840 --> 01:16:26.119 This is the darkest day in history. 1362 01:16:26.760 --> 01:16:32.640 There's a dog at the bar. Electric gold stat killed test. Dude. 1363 01:16:34.520 --> 01:16:40.520 That was for me, So Becham says, all right, great 1364 01:16:40.600 --> 01:16:43.920 goose with a twist. I love. 1365 01:16:45.319 --> 01:16:48.079 Martini is all all alcohol. So he's drinking beer. 1366 01:16:48.279 --> 01:16:51.720 You want a beer or not? Yeah, they only have brands, Tony, 1367 01:16:51.760 --> 01:16:52.359 it's just beer. 1368 01:16:53.600 --> 01:16:55.560 Gold Beer is fine. 1369 01:16:55.680 --> 01:16:58.399 Texas is just beer, just a beer. I'll take a beer. 1370 01:16:58.720 --> 01:17:01.640 Bartender says, you ain't around from here to these parts. Huh, 1371 01:17:02.039 --> 01:17:04.920 says no, And he says, listen, y'all haven't seen Stone 1372 01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:07.560 Cold Steve Austin, have you? And they all have and say, oh, yeah, 1373 01:17:07.840 --> 01:17:10.000 a big old boy was in here. Big ass boy 1374 01:17:10.199 --> 01:17:11.840 is And then one of the girls says, yeah, he 1375 01:17:11.880 --> 01:17:16.600 with the nice abs and the DIBs quite well. As 1376 01:17:17.159 --> 01:17:17.720 what did you think? 1377 01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:21.000 As I did think he was asked, I thought, I 1378 01:17:21.000 --> 01:17:22.439 thought you said yeah. 1379 01:17:22.479 --> 01:17:25.039 I thought, oh, I thought she said abs. 1380 01:17:25.079 --> 01:17:28.560 That's no, no, no, it probably definitely was abs. But 1381 01:17:28.720 --> 01:17:30.199 like ass is what I. 1382 01:17:30.119 --> 01:17:33.119 Thought I thought, Because he's the gene shorts, you know, 1383 01:17:33.319 --> 01:17:33.840 the ass. 1384 01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:36.640 Yeah, I he's got the ass. 1385 01:17:36.119 --> 01:17:38.800 That's what I thought. Yeah, they were just riffing here. 1386 01:17:38.840 --> 01:17:39.039 Man. 1387 01:17:39.159 --> 01:17:41.119 Well, the guy says, yeah, yeah, he was in here, 1388 01:17:41.159 --> 01:17:43.199 and uh, you know, he was supposed to meet what's 1389 01:17:43.239 --> 01:17:45.319 your name again. I don't know how glad he was 1390 01:17:45.359 --> 01:17:47.159 to meet you. You don't know you w W. 1391 01:17:47.239 --> 01:17:48.520 I don't know what the hell is going on? 1392 01:17:48.600 --> 01:17:52.079 Like, oh you're Eric, Michel, I love, it's just Ford 1393 01:17:52.199 --> 01:17:57.760 life the motorcycle. He says. I don't know if he's 1394 01:17:57.760 --> 01:17:59.880 your friend, but he came here looking for you. Michel says, 1395 01:18:00.039 --> 01:18:01.600 and forget all about just tell me where he is. 1396 01:18:02.199 --> 01:18:05.840 He went to the bar down the street. What bar, well, 1397 01:18:05.880 --> 01:18:09.239 of course the silver Dollar Archie Blues And Benchell says 1398 01:18:09.520 --> 01:18:16.319 silver dollar Archie Blue. Yes, what the hell is an 1399 01:18:16.399 --> 01:18:18.359 Archie Blue? And the girl says, oh, it's you know, 1400 01:18:18.479 --> 01:18:20.439 basement you go downstairs, saw dust on the floor, And 1401 01:18:20.439 --> 01:18:23.720 Benche says, listen, I'll tell you what. I fucking wiss 1402 01:18:23.720 --> 01:18:26.800 peanuts on the floor. I'll tell you what. The guys 1403 01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:29.720 you can get a martini over there, I'll get that's it. 1404 01:18:31.319 --> 01:18:33.520 We're like so far past. You say, yeah, brother, you 1405 01:18:33.560 --> 01:18:38.800 can get yourself martini. Ass that is insane man. 1406 01:18:39.039 --> 01:18:41.680 So he's going to the Shover Dollar Archie Blues. 1407 01:18:41.920 --> 01:18:44.159 I definitely drink at the Long Horn Saloon. That seems 1408 01:18:44.159 --> 01:18:46.119 like a fun place to drink cool. 1409 01:18:46.279 --> 01:18:48.520 I got no gray Goose with the twist or whatever. 1410 01:18:48.760 --> 01:18:53.039 I just drink beersh You got whiskey too, if you 1411 01:18:53.039 --> 01:18:54.079 want that. That's all they got. 1412 01:18:54.239 --> 01:18:54.640 That's good. 1413 01:18:54.880 --> 01:18:58.039 So now it's time for Caine versus Rob Van dam. 1414 01:18:58.640 --> 01:19:02.399 So last Monday, Caine got triple team by Flair Batista. 1415 01:19:04.920 --> 01:19:07.920 I just happening to everybody on the show. Every single match, 1416 01:19:07.960 --> 01:19:12.159 there's a pre tape where Evolution is picking their ass. 1417 01:19:12.199 --> 01:19:12.560 Weird. 1418 01:19:13.119 --> 01:19:16.640 Yeah, So RVD does his taunt here to start the match. 1419 01:19:17.439 --> 01:19:19.079 Kane hits a line and goes for a pen and 1420 01:19:19.079 --> 01:19:19.520 gets it too. 1421 01:19:19.720 --> 01:19:22.760 What the fuck? Hey, Kane? Your boys still, why did 1422 01:19:22.760 --> 01:19:23.319 you do that? 1423 01:19:24.000 --> 01:19:28.680 Well, someone's gotta win the match, you know yet, So 1424 01:19:28.800 --> 01:19:31.039 RVD hits a split leg and moonsalt for a two, 1425 01:19:32.039 --> 01:19:35.880 very different than one earlier. Yeah, Lawler says, I know 1426 01:19:35.920 --> 01:19:36.920 what RVD should do. 1427 01:19:37.359 --> 01:19:39.239 He should have ripped Kane's mask. 1428 01:19:39.039 --> 01:19:42.520 Off and he'll run away and would cut out all right. 1429 01:19:42.560 --> 01:19:44.560 Yeah, but leg here from RVD. 1430 01:19:45.079 --> 01:19:46.640 That's a pretty good strategy. Honestly. 1431 01:19:47.279 --> 01:19:49.199 I actually so. 1432 01:19:49.319 --> 01:19:51.840 Rv D does the mic awesome dive to the outside. 1433 01:19:51.880 --> 01:19:53.439 It does, dude, I. 1434 01:19:53.720 --> 01:19:56.479 Must be misremembering how much he did this. I uh, 1435 01:19:56.760 --> 01:19:58.600 for some reason in my brain. He doesn't do this 1436 01:19:58.720 --> 01:20:01.000 very often, but we watched now where he does it 1437 01:20:01.079 --> 01:20:02.079 like every time. 1438 01:20:02.279 --> 01:20:04.840 Yeah. Maybe because in the games he didn't. He would 1439 01:20:04.880 --> 01:20:05.760 do the like hilo. 1440 01:20:06.279 --> 01:20:10.119 Oh right, yeah, yeah, sure. I like this though. 1441 01:20:10.119 --> 01:20:13.039 It's cool me fucking too, and it makes him huge. 1442 01:20:13.399 --> 01:20:15.520 So rv D goes up for the five star frog 1443 01:20:15.600 --> 01:20:19.119 splash to win the match, but Jeff Hardy is here 1444 01:20:19.159 --> 01:20:23.279 with a fish and he pushes rv D off the ropes. 1445 01:20:29.239 --> 01:20:31.560 If anyone at w W got word of Jeff Hardy's 1446 01:20:31.560 --> 01:20:34.479 fish story with Matt, oh my, he definitely would have 1447 01:20:34.479 --> 01:20:36.119 come to the ring a lot with a fish. 1448 01:20:36.479 --> 01:20:38.199 It would have been his gimmick. He would have been 1449 01:20:38.199 --> 01:20:38.760 the fisherman. 1450 01:20:40.159 --> 01:20:42.600 Yeah, he would have been. 1451 01:20:44.319 --> 01:20:45.880 I got his idea. He'd be a fish man. 1452 01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:56.960 Hey, buddy, So okay, I'm like flower, Okay, rv D 1453 01:20:57.159 --> 01:20:58.119 and Jeff feuding. 1454 01:20:58.159 --> 01:21:00.239 I was like, oh, that's fucking weird. But then Jeff 1455 01:21:00.800 --> 01:21:03.520 Jeff gets in the ring, bows up to Kane and 1456 01:21:03.640 --> 01:21:06.520 just slaps him as hard as possible in the face. 1457 01:21:07.039 --> 01:21:11.520 I said, what the fuck is happening? Then Kan goozles 1458 01:21:11.600 --> 01:21:15.159 Jeff Choke slams him to hell already gets in the ring. 1459 01:21:15.239 --> 01:21:17.000 Him and Can are cool now because Kan says, get 1460 01:21:17.000 --> 01:21:21.439 the fuck up ship, Get the fuck up there. That 1461 01:21:21.479 --> 01:21:26.399 ship will so rbody goes up and hits a five 1462 01:21:26.439 --> 01:21:28.479 star from like a million miles away. He turns in 1463 01:21:28.520 --> 01:21:30.880 the air and hits it. Kane does the cane pyro 1464 01:21:31.039 --> 01:21:35.760 Kane's music hits. I am so confused. 1465 01:21:36.279 --> 01:21:38.800 I mean boys, you know, boys will be boys, Brothers 1466 01:21:38.840 --> 01:21:41.359 will be brothers. You gotta fight sometimes you come out 1467 01:21:41.359 --> 01:21:48.760 the other side the boys are bad, dude, like yes, 1468 01:21:49.319 --> 01:21:51.239 baby tax titles on the horizon. 1469 01:21:51.840 --> 01:21:54.359 Kin getting fired up and when he said the fuck up. 1470 01:21:54.279 --> 01:21:59.640 There, Yeah, that was awesome. I was super confused. And 1471 01:21:59.680 --> 01:22:01.199 why fr you came out here like this? 1472 01:22:01.439 --> 01:22:03.520 Okay, yeah, I don't remember this at all. I have 1473 01:22:03.680 --> 01:22:06.439 a brief thing here about it, but I'll talk about 1474 01:22:06.439 --> 01:22:08.000 it after this next part. 1475 01:22:08.279 --> 01:22:10.520 Yeah, he like when he slapped Can in the face, 1476 01:22:10.520 --> 01:22:12.239 it was almost like he wanted him to choke Simon. 1477 01:22:12.279 --> 01:22:14.079 It felt like he was like, yeah, he chokes him. 1478 01:22:14.079 --> 01:22:16.079 He's a sick sadistic son of a bitch. 1479 01:22:16.319 --> 01:22:20.119 Well, we go backstage. Booker t is looking for gold Dust, Yeah, 1480 01:22:20.199 --> 01:22:23.760 Zarl Hebner. Arl Hebner says, yeah, Goldust went back to 1481 01:22:23.800 --> 01:22:24.239 his hotel. 1482 01:22:24.760 --> 01:22:26.640 He yeah. He goes up to the Earl and he says, 1483 01:22:26.880 --> 01:22:34.680 big Eie you see Goldie man, and all this for him, 1484 01:22:34.880 --> 01:22:37.520 this is all correct information here. He says, yeah, he 1485 01:22:37.520 --> 01:22:39.720 went back to his hotel. Books are I appreciate that dog? 1486 01:22:39.920 --> 01:22:40.680 And he walks away. 1487 01:22:40.880 --> 01:22:43.880 Now does Earl Hebner know that that is crazy news? 1488 01:22:43.960 --> 01:22:45.720 Also? He lied? 1489 01:22:46.479 --> 01:22:46.680 Well? 1490 01:22:47.000 --> 01:22:51.840 He, I mean, Earl is a notorious liar. 1491 01:22:52.640 --> 01:22:57.079 I did. He told Chip Blich told. 1492 01:22:56.960 --> 01:22:58.920 Me to tell you Booker that he went back to 1493 01:22:58.960 --> 01:22:59.720 his hotel. 1494 01:22:59.560 --> 01:23:03.439 And maybe that was Toby. You're right, I mean that 1495 01:23:03.439 --> 01:23:05.479 that's fucking bullshit. I mean, Booker's got a name from 1496 01:23:05.479 --> 01:23:08.640 Big e Come on man, Goldie man, come. 1497 01:23:08.399 --> 01:23:13.840 On, that's why that's why Booker teased the goat and uh, well, 1498 01:23:14.000 --> 01:23:17.039 sadly his tag tea partner. Guys, Tonight we go back. 1499 01:23:19.479 --> 01:23:21.279 If only Earl told the truth. 1500 01:23:25.199 --> 01:23:26.840 It's in his blood, you know what. 1501 01:23:27.079 --> 01:23:29.880 He's got to look more into Earl Hebner's involvement with 1502 01:23:29.920 --> 01:23:30.600 this than the. 1503 01:23:30.600 --> 01:23:32.319 Great one will always have a job. You wish you 1504 01:23:32.359 --> 01:23:32.760 could be me. 1505 01:23:32.880 --> 01:23:38.159 Okay, your mama had as. 1506 01:23:41.279 --> 01:23:42.800 These are all the things he said to Booker. 1507 01:23:43.279 --> 01:23:47.439 Yeah, I said, and retaining like five times. 1508 01:23:49.800 --> 01:23:52.479 So we go to the ring. Jeff Hardy is just 1509 01:23:52.680 --> 01:23:57.640 laying there selling he's damned yeah, and Hbk's music hits 1510 01:23:57.680 --> 01:23:59.680 and he comes out here because he had a segment. 1511 01:23:59.359 --> 01:24:02.359 Plan yeah, which I thought was cool. Like Sean was like, 1512 01:24:02.359 --> 01:24:04.039 I'm gonna come, I was gonna come out here, but like, 1513 01:24:04.880 --> 01:24:06.600 I guess I'm gonna have to talk about something else 1514 01:24:06.640 --> 01:24:09.479 now because this guy's here. And he says, I'm gonna 1515 01:24:09.479 --> 01:24:11.800 give you some advice free of charge. And he says, 1516 01:24:11.800 --> 01:24:13.239 first of all, I know where you're coming from. I've 1517 01:24:13.239 --> 01:24:16.439 been there, frustrated, conflicted, you're angry, you're hot at the world. 1518 01:24:16.840 --> 01:24:19.399 I've been there, done that. But the biggest problem I 1519 01:24:19.399 --> 01:24:23.239 have with you is something I call wasted potential, which 1520 01:24:23.279 --> 01:24:25.319 is what I think you are. I'm like, oh, fucking 1521 01:24:25.600 --> 01:24:27.079 Jeff Hardy. 1522 01:24:27.119 --> 01:24:31.840 I guess he's taking food off my family. You should 1523 01:24:31.840 --> 01:24:35.439 go to DNA. All this stuff you're pulling isn't working. 1524 01:24:35.439 --> 01:24:37.840 You're at a crossroads in your career and it's decision time. Well, 1525 01:24:37.840 --> 01:24:39.800 fifteen years ago, I had to make a decision. So 1526 01:24:39.840 --> 01:24:41.439 I kicked my partner to the face and through and 1527 01:24:41.520 --> 01:24:43.800 through a plate glass window, and I stuck with that. 1528 01:24:43.880 --> 01:24:46.359 I dealt with the ramifications. Nobody liked it when I 1529 01:24:46.399 --> 01:24:48.600 did it, But fifteen years later, I believe in my 1530 01:24:48.640 --> 01:24:50.840 heart that I'm the better man for that decision. 1531 01:24:51.319 --> 01:24:56.039 That's money at all. And he says, what I'm telling 1532 01:24:56.039 --> 01:24:58.840 you is not next week, not tomorrow, but today. You 1533 01:24:58.920 --> 01:25:01.199 need to make a decision to stick with it, and 1534 01:25:01.239 --> 01:25:04.359 you deal with the ramifications. Tonight. You tell these people 1535 01:25:04.399 --> 01:25:07.640 who Jeff Hardy is gonna be. And Jeff snatches the 1536 01:25:07.680 --> 01:25:10.239 mic from him, said, you don't know I am. You 1537 01:25:16.199 --> 01:25:19.279 want fish? You got fish on your shirt? 1538 01:25:20.760 --> 01:25:23.159 Was plate. 1539 01:25:25.399 --> 01:25:28.479 He goes after Sean, but Sean sweet shin music. Some 1540 01:25:28.880 --> 01:25:32.159 everyone pops Shawn's music hits and Sean shrugs and just 1541 01:25:32.199 --> 01:25:33.319 starts dancing. 1542 01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:37.359 Time T and a Buddy. 1543 01:25:37.800 --> 01:25:40.000 Okay, So I looked it up because I was like, 1544 01:25:40.159 --> 01:25:43.520 I don't remember this at all. So this was like 1545 01:25:43.560 --> 01:25:46.199 a legit brief heel turned for him like this was 1546 01:25:46.199 --> 01:25:48.199 like for a few weeks. He like he lost the 1547 01:25:48.239 --> 01:25:51.319 booker T the week before this and Booker or sorry, 1548 01:25:51.359 --> 01:25:53.079 Jeff jumped him after the match, but Booker just like 1549 01:25:53.159 --> 01:25:55.520 kicked his ass, and I guess that also happened to 1550 01:25:55.600 --> 01:25:58.960 rv D like the week before that, so like they 1551 01:25:58.960 --> 01:26:01.159 were trying to do He'll Turn with him and then 1552 01:26:01.199 --> 01:26:03.319 it ended like a month later when he saved Stacey 1553 01:26:03.359 --> 01:26:05.159 from an attack by Christian. 1554 01:26:05.720 --> 01:26:09.119 He will Turn Jeff hardy in this era. 1555 01:26:10.680 --> 01:26:13.840 Yeah, I mean feels weird now. I say that as 1556 01:26:13.880 --> 01:26:16.640 a guy that like I love the TNA Heel Turn. 1557 01:26:16.680 --> 01:26:17.960 I don't know if I'm one of a few, but 1558 01:26:18.000 --> 01:26:20.039 I thought it was cool as fuck. Obviously it didn't 1559 01:26:20.079 --> 01:26:20.439 end great. 1560 01:26:21.039 --> 01:26:24.079 It only last It only lasted like a few weeks. 1561 01:26:24.119 --> 01:26:26.079 I feel like, yeah, maybe a month if that. 1562 01:26:26.399 --> 01:26:31.760 Yeah, like this, well he up, but sorry, that wasn't 1563 01:26:31.800 --> 01:26:38.479 on you. Sorry, So we get a pre tape here, 1564 01:26:38.520 --> 01:26:43.199 Shaan O'Hare here, Shaan O'Hare is here to talk to 1565 01:26:43.279 --> 01:26:49.279 you about not doing your taxes. That's really. 1566 01:26:50.680 --> 01:26:53.000 Damn. I mean, he's just kind of spitting here. 1567 01:26:53.199 --> 01:26:56.600 He's got some good ideas. 1568 01:26:56.680 --> 01:26:58.039 Explore some of these ideas. 1569 01:26:59.079 --> 01:27:02.279 Yeah, he's say, you're nothing but a slave to the government. 1570 01:27:02.279 --> 01:27:04.920 They're still in your money, your hard earned money, So 1571 01:27:05.000 --> 01:27:07.399 why do you even need to pay taxes? They're nothing 1572 01:27:07.399 --> 01:27:09.279 but a scam. This is a Shawan O'Hair promo. Do 1573 01:27:09.279 --> 01:27:11.079 I have to keep saying this so people don't think. 1574 01:27:12.880 --> 01:27:14.840 Saying this? 1575 01:27:16.159 --> 01:27:17.640 And who's gonna know? You think the I R. S. 1576 01:27:17.760 --> 01:27:19.560 Is gonna have time to go after a little guy 1577 01:27:19.640 --> 01:27:24.159 like you. Way too busy tailing the big fish. Who's 1578 01:27:24.199 --> 01:27:26.239 the someh. 1579 01:27:27.000 --> 01:27:29.079 Somebody get this guy the funk out of this company. 1580 01:27:30.479 --> 01:27:33.479 It's like an unbelievable roster of guys lining up to 1581 01:27:33.479 --> 01:27:34.199 give him fire. 1582 01:27:34.640 --> 01:27:37.039 Yeah, you're right, it's about to be a grand exodus 1583 01:27:37.079 --> 01:27:38.159 here in a second. 1584 01:27:38.800 --> 01:27:42.279 Besides paying taxes, an un American, remember what our forefather said, 1585 01:27:42.319 --> 01:27:46.079 no taxation without representation, And right now Shaan O'Hair said that, 1586 01:27:46.319 --> 01:27:48.920 right now, your elected officials are not doing a very 1587 01:27:48.960 --> 01:27:51.720 good job of representing you. What has your government done 1588 01:27:51.720 --> 01:27:54.800 for you? This could be anybody taking that part, but 1589 01:27:54.880 --> 01:27:56.920 shon hair specifically said it here. Think about it. Who 1590 01:27:57.000 --> 01:28:01.359 needs your money more? You are filthy rich uncle Sam. Hey, 1591 01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:06.000 I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. This 1592 01:28:06.239 --> 01:28:09.439 is a crazy gimmick. I okay, So I like this, 1593 01:28:10.359 --> 01:28:12.640 Like I thought this was different and like the promos 1594 01:28:12.640 --> 01:28:17.039 were fun. It leads to like absolutely. 1595 01:28:16.560 --> 01:28:19.720 Nothing it I had no idea what it was he 1596 01:28:19.760 --> 01:28:20.399 was supposed to be. 1597 01:28:21.079 --> 01:28:24.199 It's just he's just, uh, he's maybe that's an advocate. 1598 01:28:24.279 --> 01:28:26.119 But I don't get like what was that going to 1599 01:28:26.199 --> 01:28:26.680 do in the ring? 1600 01:28:26.760 --> 01:28:28.800 I guess no, I don't think they did either, because 1601 01:28:28.800 --> 01:28:31.279 he debuts and he's with Roddy Piper and then like 1602 01:28:31.399 --> 01:28:34.920 that's kind of like it was it like I thought 1603 01:28:34.920 --> 01:28:36.399 he was going to be like a cult leader, like 1604 01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:40.920 have a group. I do fucking too. I thought Seana 1605 01:28:40.920 --> 01:28:43.239 Hair was sick, Seawn tom Bam god damn it, widow 1606 01:28:43.279 --> 01:28:48.800 Makers and yeah he could like he had crazy like 1607 01:28:48.960 --> 01:28:51.800 height on his jumps and shit spinning me and like 1608 01:28:52.039 --> 01:28:56.119 he looked like a million bucks. Yeah so I mean, 1609 01:28:56.159 --> 01:28:58.239 but you know, I just I guess that's how it is. 1610 01:28:58.319 --> 01:28:59.560 Sometimes that's the. 1611 01:28:59.560 --> 01:29:04.159 Way she Yeah. Maven versus Delo Brown with Teddy. 1612 01:29:03.920 --> 01:29:06.920 Long, this could go down in the history books. Is 1613 01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:08.720 maybe one of the most heatless matches I've ever watched 1614 01:29:08.800 --> 01:29:09.239 my time. 1615 01:29:09.439 --> 01:29:11.760 Like, all right, so first off, Mayvie comes out here, 1616 01:29:11.840 --> 01:29:14.199 this crowd is going there, they were rupted. I mean this. 1617 01:29:15.800 --> 01:29:16.800 Maybe I watched off different. 1618 01:29:17.159 --> 01:29:19.960 Mavon's reaction is crazy, and then Delo's music hits. 1619 01:29:20.039 --> 01:29:21.680 Oh sorry, right, okay, you cut. 1620 01:29:21.560 --> 01:29:23.000 The hair dryer off completely. 1621 01:29:23.319 --> 01:29:23.600 Damn. 1622 01:29:24.239 --> 01:29:25.960 I remember there was a match to come after this 1623 01:29:26.039 --> 01:29:27.279 sweet Maven theme song. 1624 01:29:27.560 --> 01:29:30.000 Yeah, I was surprised, like they turned it up crazy 1625 01:29:30.079 --> 01:29:32.119 for Maven's interest, and then Delo they just turned it 1626 01:29:32.199 --> 01:29:33.760 off and you could hear what it actually sounded like 1627 01:29:33.800 --> 01:29:34.279 in the arena. 1628 01:29:34.359 --> 01:29:37.680 Oh my god, was man fucking dead? That's funny as 1629 01:29:37.720 --> 01:29:40.279 ship though, you're right and uh, Jared says, Kang, are 1630 01:29:40.319 --> 01:29:42.840 you down with the Brown? And Lolas says, I'm beginning 1631 01:29:42.880 --> 01:29:45.359 to get down with the Brown and Jesse Oh Teddy 1632 01:29:45.439 --> 01:29:48.880 Long has and hey, that's not Teddy Long anymore. It's Theodore. 1633 01:29:49.560 --> 01:29:51.920 I've known him for fifteen years and he's always been Teddy. 1634 01:29:53.279 --> 01:29:55.439 Oh damn, okay, fuck. 1635 01:29:55.199 --> 01:29:59.560 You man, I mean I want the goddamn no, fuck 1636 01:29:59.600 --> 01:30:01.520 you man. I want to call you fucking gym man, 1637 01:30:01.600 --> 01:30:04.880 you shoun of a bitch, Jim, fuck you. 1638 01:30:10.279 --> 01:30:12.760 So we started with Mayving and Dealer Brown. Here, Dealer 1639 01:30:12.920 --> 01:30:14.279 hits a shoulder tackle. 1640 01:30:14.319 --> 01:30:17.239 He said, stay down, dude. You could hear I mean, 1641 01:30:17.359 --> 01:30:19.520 I'm stopped. We couldn't hear them call the whole match. 1642 01:30:19.840 --> 01:30:21.840 Yeah, this place. I mean this was your go get 1643 01:30:21.880 --> 01:30:22.960 your ice. 1644 01:30:22.800 --> 01:30:24.880 Cold drink sandwich. 1645 01:30:26.520 --> 01:30:31.119 So Maven is still early in his career, so we're 1646 01:30:31.119 --> 01:30:34.479 still doing a lot of basic stuff here. Yes, Mayven 1647 01:30:34.560 --> 01:30:37.359 hits a double line and then does like an inside 1648 01:30:37.399 --> 01:30:38.800 spinning heel kick for a two. 1649 01:30:39.079 --> 01:30:39.880 Yeah, it was kind of cool. 1650 01:30:40.000 --> 01:30:42.960 Yeah, interesting, a couple of flash pins for a two 1651 01:30:43.000 --> 01:30:45.439 from Mavon and a second root Bulldog gets a two, 1652 01:30:46.239 --> 01:30:49.000 and then Dealer hits the sky High and it's all over. 1653 01:30:49.520 --> 01:30:51.760 It's only two thousand and three. Dela was pretty over 1654 01:30:51.960 --> 01:30:52.600 for a minute, like. 1655 01:30:54.199 --> 01:30:56.239 Like crazy, like putting this here is nuts. 1656 01:30:56.359 --> 01:30:57.199 Yeah what Yeah? 1657 01:30:57.279 --> 01:30:59.439 Yeah, we just saw Sean Michael's coming out here. We 1658 01:30:59.479 --> 01:31:06.520 had canand like these guys never had a chance. Like 1659 01:31:06.880 --> 01:31:09.239 at some point, once you see a bigger star, you're. 1660 01:31:09.159 --> 01:31:10.720 Like, I can't I don't want to see this any 1661 01:31:10.880 --> 01:31:13.760 you can't come back down. Yeah, sure that's a that's 1662 01:31:13.800 --> 01:31:15.319 a fucking great way to look at it. You're right, 1663 01:31:15.399 --> 01:31:17.960 but I mean, yeah, this match also, it's not like 1664 01:31:18.039 --> 01:31:19.479 the match was given them much anyway. 1665 01:31:19.960 --> 01:31:23.520 But maybe Green, you know, neda Long cuts the primo. 1666 01:31:23.800 --> 01:31:25.319 Yeah, he gets in the ring and he tells the 1667 01:31:25.359 --> 01:31:27.520 ref to fuck off, and he raises Delo's arm himself 1668 01:31:27.560 --> 01:31:31.319 and Theodore along says Delo Brown victorious once again. Now, 1669 01:31:31.399 --> 01:31:33.920 Delo Brown, since he's joined up with Theodore Long, he's 1670 01:31:34.000 --> 01:31:36.479 undefeated and you know something to play. It's gonna stay 1671 01:31:36.520 --> 01:31:36.760 that way. 1672 01:31:37.159 --> 01:31:37.279 Now. 1673 01:31:37.359 --> 01:31:38.840 I've got one thing to say before I leave this 1674 01:31:38.920 --> 01:31:40.960 ring tonight, and that is everybody in the w W, 1675 01:31:41.039 --> 01:31:43.720 everybody all over the world, and everybody's here tonight. I 1676 01:31:43.840 --> 01:31:46.439 want you to say with me, down with the Brown, 1677 01:31:46.600 --> 01:31:48.960 let me hear it, down with the Come on, what's 1678 01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:53.800 the matter? Come on Brown? 1679 01:31:56.960 --> 01:31:57.279 Come on? 1680 01:31:59.399 --> 01:32:02.439 And j R. Gets pissed. Oh, Dilo thinks you're all 1681 01:32:02.520 --> 01:32:03.840 chatting for me? Ain't nobody chatting? 1682 01:32:04.640 --> 01:32:11.680 Which all Aerena is fucking silent right now, crowd, So damn. 1683 01:32:12.079 --> 01:32:13.600 We go up to the press box. 1684 01:32:13.720 --> 01:32:15.800 Triple H as Orton and Batista if they know what 1685 01:32:15.840 --> 01:32:18.800 they're doing to Steiner and Jericho. They say yeah, and 1686 01:32:18.840 --> 01:32:19.159 then they. 1687 01:32:19.239 --> 01:32:22.600 Leave and Josh, what's that all about? Well, sadly, it's 1688 01:32:23.159 --> 01:32:23.960 not exactly what. 1689 01:32:24.920 --> 01:32:26.439 They didn't listen at all. 1690 01:32:27.039 --> 01:32:29.039 No, I don't know what fucking thought the thing they 1691 01:32:29.079 --> 01:32:30.079 thought they were supposed to do. 1692 01:32:30.520 --> 01:32:32.720 I don't either. They must have not understood the planet 1693 01:32:32.720 --> 01:32:34.600 at all. You guys remember what you were supposed to 1694 01:32:34.640 --> 01:32:35.039 do tonight? 1695 01:32:35.359 --> 01:32:35.960 Yeah, uh huh. 1696 01:32:36.119 --> 01:32:38.880 Triple Ay said, you guys should attack Scott Steyer Chris Jericho. 1697 01:32:39.239 --> 01:32:41.239 What they heard? We should kill gold Dust. 1698 01:32:43.760 --> 01:32:47.439 We should specifically find gold Dust and then kill him. Yeah, 1699 01:32:47.680 --> 01:32:48.920 what thew We got that? 1700 01:32:49.079 --> 01:32:49.680 No problem? 1701 01:32:50.840 --> 01:32:52.399 Oh good, well then go do that. That's good. 1702 01:32:52.600 --> 01:32:54.600 So we got a pre tape here. Eric Bischoff has 1703 01:32:54.680 --> 01:32:56.920 made it to Archie Blue Silver Dollar. 1704 01:32:57.159 --> 01:33:01.760 Archie Blues only in Texas, of course. And uh, he's 1705 01:33:01.800 --> 01:33:04.520 in there. He's drinking a beer at the bar. Bishop says, 1706 01:33:04.520 --> 01:33:07.720 excuse me, Stone, call Steve Auston. You seen him and 1707 01:33:07.800 --> 01:33:13.199 the bar. Tamer says, Sto, yeah, dude, stonehooon huh. 1708 01:33:13.479 --> 01:33:14.840 Which is nuts, by the way. 1709 01:33:14.960 --> 01:33:18.279 Dude, Okay, it is nuts, but especially because there's a 1710 01:33:18.319 --> 01:33:20.000 picture of her with stone Colds right. 1711 01:33:19.960 --> 01:33:24.239 In front right there, you with Stone Cold right here? 1712 01:33:24.920 --> 01:33:26.039 That's right, that's right. 1713 01:33:26.319 --> 01:33:28.399 So you know where Stone Cold is? Who's that? 1714 01:33:30.560 --> 01:33:30.640 Now? 1715 01:33:30.680 --> 01:33:32.279 I call him Steve Williams. 1716 01:33:34.319 --> 01:33:44.920 About the nuts. Don't get me fucking don't get me started. 1717 01:33:44.600 --> 01:33:48.640 Man, I mean, hold on right, not just thinking about doctor. 1718 01:33:49.560 --> 01:33:51.800 You got goddamn Maven on this show. Don't fucking talk 1719 01:33:51.880 --> 01:34:00.239 about doctor death. Oh she is sorry, whoa you? Ben 1720 01:34:00.279 --> 01:34:09.760 Joel says, what do you mean him? Well, geez dude, 1721 01:34:10.399 --> 01:34:14.239 they said they told me that the Argy Blue Sauna, 1722 01:34:14.359 --> 01:34:17.520 Silver Dollar Bar, stone Cold stas to be here. She says, 1723 01:34:17.520 --> 01:34:19.119 I haven't seen him. I guess he slipped out of here. 1724 01:34:19.119 --> 01:34:21.680 And Beel said he slipped out this guy right here 1725 01:34:21.760 --> 01:34:27.079 in the picture. He where is he? She just says, 1726 01:34:27.239 --> 01:34:30.199 I can't fucking help you, man, And it just says fine. 1727 01:34:30.680 --> 01:34:32.239 Walks away from the bar and he walks by to 1728 01:34:32.359 --> 01:34:35.680 the boys playing pool and they're laughing. Benchell stops. He 1729 01:34:35.720 --> 01:34:36.920 has a drink in his say. He says, what the 1730 01:34:37.319 --> 01:34:40.000 fuck is so funny? And the guy says, something's real funny. 1731 01:34:40.199 --> 01:34:43.119 Stone Cold's not here and you're not gonna sign him, 1732 01:34:43.399 --> 01:34:45.840 And in a week Vince is gonna can your ass. 1733 01:34:46.239 --> 01:34:53.199 Wow, Avid viewer, he's fucked into road. Yeah, this is 1734 01:34:53.319 --> 01:34:57.000 like this is I know that Macho could answer Today's 1735 01:34:57.159 --> 01:34:59.479 raw just like this. He was gonna say, he just 1736 01:34:59.640 --> 01:35:02.920 does I know he answers just like they said. Stone 1737 01:35:02.960 --> 01:35:06.640 Call's not here and you're not gonna sign it. And 1738 01:35:07.239 --> 01:35:09.479 in a week Vince is gonna can your. 1739 01:35:09.399 --> 01:35:13.840 Assof pop by the way big pop. Yeah, I was like, oh, 1740 01:35:13.920 --> 01:35:19.760 that's fucking glad he's at the bar not watching Maven 1741 01:35:19.840 --> 01:35:21.319 Versus Damn. 1742 01:35:21.840 --> 01:35:24.159 He tuned out for that. He went to play bull instead. 1743 01:35:24.520 --> 01:35:26.199 With the boys and he says, oh, yeah, you know 1744 01:35:26.319 --> 01:35:28.079 that's funny, and he walks away and he turns back 1745 01:35:28.079 --> 01:35:30.560 and he says, you know what, beers on me and 1746 01:35:30.720 --> 01:35:35.880 Bischoff glasses. This fucking guy just shatters this glass over 1747 01:35:36.000 --> 01:35:39.159 his head. The music in the bar stops movie style. 1748 01:35:39.239 --> 01:35:43.319 Everyone turns and look. Bischoff is now full mounting the guy. 1749 01:35:46.239 --> 01:35:48.840 Because when he threw the glass to like to hit 1750 01:35:48.880 --> 01:35:50.399 him with the glass, it was like the hardest shot 1751 01:35:50.439 --> 01:35:53.439 he could possibly ever do. And then he like falls 1752 01:35:53.479 --> 01:35:54.720 over on top of the guy because he does it 1753 01:35:54.800 --> 01:35:55.199 so hard, and. 1754 01:36:00.119 --> 01:36:04.199 It's like, yah, ship out of him. Funny, now where 1755 01:36:04.239 --> 01:36:07.119 Steve Austin. He isn't here because he would have gotten 1756 01:36:07.159 --> 01:36:09.560 the same thing you just got. So the guy that's 1757 01:36:09.800 --> 01:36:12.079 fucking trying to sign Steve as he says, you know what, 1758 01:36:12.119 --> 01:36:14.000 I'm gonna fucking glass this guy his ship if I 1759 01:36:14.079 --> 01:36:17.960 see this ball, bastard. Screw Austin, screw Ban Derek Texas, 1760 01:36:18.039 --> 01:36:21.239 and screw all of you and the bar starts brewing him. 1761 01:36:21.520 --> 01:36:23.159 Someone in the back yards go to hell. 1762 01:36:25.600 --> 01:36:26.680 The bar in the back. 1763 01:36:32.119 --> 01:36:34.000 He hit this dude, so fucking. 1764 01:36:35.640 --> 01:36:35.680 No. 1765 01:36:36.079 --> 01:36:38.920 They're like, yeah, the music stopped. They probably bio leaves. 1766 01:36:38.960 --> 01:36:39.920 They turned the music back, going. 1767 01:36:41.439 --> 01:36:42.600 This is normal day in Texas. 1768 01:36:42.680 --> 01:36:46.439 Bro So we go backstage. Batisia and Orton have found 1769 01:36:46.560 --> 01:36:50.199 gold Dust. Why and they asked, gold does say you 1770 01:36:50.239 --> 01:36:51.680 see Scott Steiner anywhere? 1771 01:36:52.119 --> 01:36:56.479 Dude? So, not only is gold Dust not at the hotel, 1772 01:36:57.279 --> 01:37:00.640 but he's sitting here sad. He's a sad sat on 1773 01:37:00.800 --> 01:37:01.920 a box gold. 1774 01:37:02.760 --> 01:37:04.600 He's a sad gold. 1775 01:37:07.479 --> 01:37:09.600 And he's sitting there and yeah, Orton says, hey, loser. 1776 01:37:13.680 --> 01:37:15.840 He says, you see Scott Steiner anywhere? And gold Dust 1777 01:37:15.920 --> 01:37:19.239 is obviously fucking sad and he ignores him. He's got 1778 01:37:19.279 --> 01:37:22.359 his head in his hands down and Orton says, hey, loser, 1779 01:37:22.399 --> 01:37:24.079 I said, you see Scott Steiner anywhere. 1780 01:37:24.279 --> 01:37:27.399 Batista and Orton gotta checked, you know, locker room first 1781 01:37:27.520 --> 01:37:29.359 to see if he was in his locker room, probably 1782 01:37:29.359 --> 01:37:30.800 getting ready for the match. He's got to know. 1783 01:37:30.920 --> 01:37:32.880 He could have just waited till they heard holler if 1784 01:37:32.920 --> 01:37:33.359 you hear me. 1785 01:37:36.439 --> 01:37:42.199 What? So Orton starts kicking gold dust as Batista is 1786 01:37:42.239 --> 01:37:45.239 now joining in. They're fighting through pipe and Draper said, hey, whoa, whoa, 1787 01:37:45.399 --> 01:37:48.439 what this is how this happens? Gold just didn't do anything. 1788 01:37:49.359 --> 01:37:51.880 Yeah, grab that gold guy and kill him. 1789 01:37:52.000 --> 01:37:58.000 Kill that guy. That's what Hunter told us. Can find 1790 01:37:58.079 --> 01:38:02.600 and kill him. You know, I'm a Goldberg Gold. Oh 1791 01:38:04.359 --> 01:38:04.640 well you. 1792 01:38:04.640 --> 01:38:07.159 Should be a little more like punching on that information 1793 01:38:07.680 --> 01:38:15.279 A gold guy, the big gold one. I'll be honest 1794 01:38:15.319 --> 01:38:17.640 with you, this is the goldest guy that I've ever seen. 1795 01:38:19.720 --> 01:38:29.920 Fire. Okay, okay, So they kick gold dust as through 1796 01:38:30.039 --> 01:38:32.079 pipe and drape. We're out in like the crowd area 1797 01:38:32.199 --> 01:38:35.399 now and they fucking gold is trying to fight back. 1798 01:38:35.479 --> 01:38:37.159 But the numbers, you know, then they got them with 1799 01:38:37.199 --> 01:38:39.840 the numbers here. They're also very nicely dressed. I don't 1800 01:38:39.880 --> 01:38:41.760 know why, I just remember. 1801 01:38:41.520 --> 01:38:47.640 That they are. They're in the little suit like down. Yeah, sadly, 1802 01:38:47.680 --> 01:38:49.560 it's a bad day to being an electrical box on 1803 01:38:49.600 --> 01:38:49.960 the wall. 1804 01:38:50.479 --> 01:38:57.560 Wrong, it's gold, be the gold guy one of two. 1805 01:38:58.399 --> 01:38:59.760 I did not mean to kill you. 1806 01:39:00.079 --> 01:39:03.680 I'm sorry about that. Well, I mean, so here's what happens, 1807 01:39:03.840 --> 01:39:05.279 which is I don't know if I ever knew. This 1808 01:39:05.439 --> 01:39:07.800 is how it happened. So Orton throws gold dust into 1809 01:39:07.880 --> 01:39:11.479 the wall and goldust hits the electrical box, but it's 1810 01:39:12.039 --> 01:39:15.319 not open yet, and gold's hitting it is what opens 1811 01:39:15.399 --> 01:39:20.359 the electrical box door style. It is exactly how it 1812 01:39:20.399 --> 01:39:22.960 comes a fade backstage style the Orton, but he's to 1813 01:39:23.039 --> 01:39:27.399 throw gold dust back into the wall and gold dust dies, 1814 01:39:27.640 --> 01:39:29.920 golds gets electrocuted in front of everybody. 1815 01:39:30.439 --> 01:39:30.640 Much. 1816 01:39:30.880 --> 01:39:40.560 God, what a fucked up day. 1817 01:39:42.880 --> 01:39:43.960 Going everywhere? 1818 01:39:46.680 --> 01:39:49.039 Dude, they're electric eating the ship out of him. 1819 01:39:49.079 --> 01:39:52.199 Man, his hand is stuck in the goddamn box. His 1820 01:39:52.520 --> 01:39:55.159 arm gets like he's like crazy and so much. The 1821 01:39:55.279 --> 01:39:58.479 other box explodes, so. 1822 01:39:58.600 --> 01:40:00.560 He gets fucking electrocuted. As sh it. They run with 1823 01:40:00.640 --> 01:40:03.560 fire extinguisher. Someone yells kill the power and the fucking 1824 01:40:03.600 --> 01:40:06.359 gold dust is laid out there. He's burned a ship. 1825 01:40:06.680 --> 01:40:12.960 Dude, Okay, they killed gold dust. Did you can actually 1826 01:40:13.039 --> 01:40:14.800 hear me in the back? There was tears in my eyes. 1827 01:40:15.079 --> 01:40:17.119 I transferred their hand of the screen. Did you on 1828 01:40:17.199 --> 01:40:21.079 the movie styles? Really that I saw that gold dust? 1829 01:40:23.800 --> 01:40:26.760 Not fucking gold dust? Man, that's what JR does, Dude, James, 1830 01:40:27.079 --> 01:40:31.439 Oh no, dude, somebody in the in the crowd legit 1831 01:40:31.600 --> 01:40:38.199 does yell gold dust that was me no gold gold dust. 1832 01:40:40.760 --> 01:40:44.960 Face. Why would gold dust know where Scott Steiner case. 1833 01:40:45.359 --> 01:40:47.159 That's what I'm wondering too. But maybe it goes to 1834 01:40:47.199 --> 01:40:49.560 our other theory, James, that Batista and Randy Horton don't 1835 01:40:49.560 --> 01:40:52.560 really know anybody, so they thought this was Goldberg, and 1836 01:40:52.640 --> 01:40:54.680 they knew that they worked together at w CW, so 1837 01:40:54.760 --> 01:40:56.479 of course he would know what Scott's Snyder was. 1838 01:40:57.119 --> 01:40:59.600 Or they're actually really smart they knew gold Dust was 1839 01:40:59.720 --> 01:41:00.920 dust from w. 1840 01:41:01.079 --> 01:41:05.560 C and they had a lifelong dream of killing him. 1841 01:41:05.760 --> 01:41:07.880 Yeah. Or or they wanted to kill. 1842 01:41:07.720 --> 01:41:15.119 A guy, true, and they just beat up anybody. They 1843 01:41:15.760 --> 01:41:18.680 grabbed the nearest guy and fill into an electrical box. 1844 01:41:19.039 --> 01:41:20.560 It just so happened to be gold dust. I mean, 1845 01:41:20.760 --> 01:41:22.439 if you had walked out of the scene video game 1846 01:41:22.479 --> 01:41:24.359 style and came back in, Chief Morley could have been 1847 01:41:24.399 --> 01:41:24.800 sitting there. 1848 01:41:27.000 --> 01:41:28.920 I'd like to see that alternate universe. 1849 01:41:29.119 --> 01:41:30.920 Reverend Deyvon could have been sitting there and you could 1850 01:41:30.960 --> 01:41:32.880 have threw him into an electrical box. I mean, there's 1851 01:41:32.880 --> 01:41:34.119 a lot of things that could have changed here. 1852 01:41:34.439 --> 01:41:34.680 Wow. 1853 01:41:35.359 --> 01:41:37.159 But I mean the gold dust is dead. 1854 01:41:37.319 --> 01:41:39.760 I mean, this is the craziest like shit I've ever seen. 1855 01:41:40.079 --> 01:41:42.359 They kicked this guy's ass out to an electrical box 1856 01:41:42.359 --> 01:41:45.560 and they killed him. I mean, like really that is unbelievable, 1857 01:41:45.680 --> 01:41:47.600 Like someone wrote that down and they said that is 1858 01:41:47.680 --> 01:41:48.399 a great idea. 1859 01:41:49.479 --> 01:41:51.800 There was probably no like fighting on it, Like, hm. 1860 01:41:52.960 --> 01:41:55.560 Wow, what if what if we multi said this one? 1861 01:41:55.640 --> 01:41:57.840 What if we started it in the match earlier in 1862 01:41:57.880 --> 01:42:00.640 the night, and then Booker's real sad because the tag 1863 01:42:00.680 --> 01:42:01.680 Partnyer just got killed. 1864 01:42:02.119 --> 01:42:04.399 Yeah, we give gold Dust the worst night of his life. 1865 01:42:04.479 --> 01:42:07.920 Perhaps have him lose to something shitty. I wonder if they. 1866 01:42:07.840 --> 01:42:10.079 Ever, like if the idea was ever that he like 1867 01:42:10.199 --> 01:42:13.119 actually died like or if it was like always gonna 1868 01:42:13.119 --> 01:42:14.159 be He just gets a stutter. 1869 01:42:14.640 --> 01:42:17.199 Well, I do have here James from The Observer, February tenth, 1870 01:42:17.199 --> 01:42:18.880 twousand and three. The plan is for gold Us to 1871 01:42:18.920 --> 01:42:21.920 return a changed man after being electrocuted. He'll now have 1872 01:42:22.079 --> 01:42:25.520 all sorts of psychological problems, including Touret syndrome. The deal 1873 01:42:25.600 --> 01:42:27.520 is that Dustin on airplanes and in the dressing room 1874 01:42:27.600 --> 01:42:30.439 often pretended to have Turet's as a joke and number 1875 01:42:30.560 --> 01:42:32.479 one lesson in wrestling, don't ever cut promos on an 1876 01:42:32.479 --> 01:42:35.239 airplane that you don't want to cut on television so 1877 01:42:35.359 --> 01:42:37.199 he ribbed himself into this gimmick. 1878 01:42:37.680 --> 01:42:39.079 Well, I guess it kept him on TV. 1879 01:42:39.640 --> 01:42:42.720 Yeah, I mean, I guess it worked out. Yeah. He's all, 1880 01:42:42.760 --> 01:42:44.760 you're funny on the airplane home. We're gonna fuck electrocute 1881 01:42:44.760 --> 01:42:48.000 you on raw about that buddy, Like you. 1882 01:42:48.039 --> 01:42:49.319 Know, there was like an interview with him where he 1883 01:42:49.399 --> 01:42:50.800 was saying he did this on the airplanes and he 1884 01:42:50.880 --> 01:42:52.600 was ribbing people. He would. He said there was one 1885 01:42:52.640 --> 01:42:54.239 time when there was two old people next to him 1886 01:42:54.239 --> 01:42:54.880 and he was saying. 1887 01:42:54.800 --> 01:43:00.840 Fuck it, fuck fuck, fuck it. It sounds like the skin. 1888 01:43:02.520 --> 01:43:04.720 Tried out to laugh and then I forgot who was 1889 01:43:04.760 --> 01:43:06.399 with it, but they were like, you shouldn't laugh at him. 1890 01:43:06.600 --> 01:43:08.560 He's real sensitive about this. And then he just kept 1891 01:43:08.640 --> 01:43:10.439 doing it and doing it, and then he got down 1892 01:43:10.479 --> 01:43:11.000 the line, you. 1893 01:43:11.039 --> 01:43:17.960 Know, w gold enough time he was seven and almost 1894 01:43:18.079 --> 01:43:18.920 ruined his career. 1895 01:43:21.800 --> 01:43:23.239 Don't laugh at him. He was seven. 1896 01:43:26.760 --> 01:43:29.840 So No Way Out is brought to you by Starburst. 1897 01:43:29.319 --> 01:43:32.600 Sour Hey, gold dust just died. Hello, what the fuck? 1898 01:43:33.159 --> 01:43:35.560 We got a made event? Well they got they got 1899 01:43:35.600 --> 01:43:38.279 a little three D render of the Starburst sour Gold 1900 01:43:38.399 --> 01:43:40.960 gold Dust just died. By the way, there. 1901 01:43:41.600 --> 01:43:45.840 Starburs These are fruit fruity, delicious, delicious fruity. 1902 01:43:45.880 --> 01:43:49.199 Oh they do they do During the break, they come 1903 01:43:49.239 --> 01:43:50.840 back and they show gold dust got loaded onto his 1904 01:43:50.880 --> 01:43:56.000 stretcher and they opposite gannized them. J R. Said in essence, 1905 01:43:56.479 --> 01:43:59.840 he got accidentally electrocuted, and the e mts during commercial 1906 01:44:00.079 --> 01:44:01.800 you can hear him talking and they said he was 1907 01:44:01.840 --> 01:44:06.159 going into shock. Yeah, man accidentally electrocuted on the act. 1908 01:44:06.319 --> 01:44:11.800 Just killed a guy. Here's the event, Chris Jericho versus 1909 01:44:11.880 --> 01:44:15.960 Scott Steiner, Number one Contenders match. Scott Steiner comes out, 1910 01:44:16.039 --> 01:44:17.119 holler if you hear. 1911 01:44:17.039 --> 01:44:20.760 Me, Okay, great fucking theme song, and it's time to complain. 1912 01:44:21.439 --> 01:44:24.000 Why the I mean, like two K has money? Are 1913 01:44:24.039 --> 01:44:24.520 you kidding me? 1914 01:44:25.720 --> 01:44:28.319 You know, you know exactly why they did with it, 1915 01:44:29.279 --> 01:44:30.039 you know exactly. 1916 01:44:31.239 --> 01:44:31.880 I know. 1917 01:44:32.439 --> 01:44:35.560 It's a w w WEE printed song too, like they 1918 01:44:35.680 --> 01:44:37.199 did that song, Like what the fuck? 1919 01:44:37.239 --> 01:44:38.720 I don't need a w w wan It's fine, just 1920 01:44:38.760 --> 01:44:41.920 give me this one. And like the chain mil looks ridiculous. 1921 01:44:42.359 --> 01:44:44.399 W w Okay the. 1922 01:44:44.439 --> 01:44:49.039 Game, yes, figured it out that technology is too advanced. 1923 01:44:48.720 --> 01:44:51.159 For I mean, his head is crazy looking. They got 1924 01:44:51.199 --> 01:44:52.399 that ship printed on. 1925 01:44:52.479 --> 01:44:54.680 His head, dude, Yeah, and like you kind of give 1926 01:44:54.720 --> 01:44:55.199 him the song. 1927 01:44:56.119 --> 01:44:57.960 It was either two ways. This could have been Johnny. 1928 01:44:57.960 --> 01:44:59.840 It's either printed on his head or it's floating a 1929 01:45:00.199 --> 01:45:08.039 it said, so, uh yeah, his w c. 1930 01:45:08.239 --> 01:45:10.359 W song is heat the it is cool. I mean, 1931 01:45:10.399 --> 01:45:11.840 I like the w W one two. It's not like 1932 01:45:11.960 --> 01:45:15.159 me too far removed and I would accept either. But yeah, 1933 01:45:15.159 --> 01:45:15.640 goddamn it. 1934 01:45:16.159 --> 01:45:18.439 So Steiner points to Triple H and Flair in the 1935 01:45:18.479 --> 01:45:22.800 press box. They should probably be fleece up there investigating 1936 01:45:22.880 --> 01:45:25.760 the death of don't but understandable. 1937 01:45:26.079 --> 01:45:33.640 Steiner yels, yeah, I see a triple anyway. Cool? Okayut 1938 01:45:33.680 --> 01:45:35.359 the gold dust thing not of end of the show. 1939 01:45:35.960 --> 01:45:41.640 Triple A said, no fucking way, buddy, Yeah that's exactly what. 1940 01:45:43.600 --> 01:45:46.199 So yeah, we get into the match here. Steiner overpowers 1941 01:45:46.279 --> 01:45:48.800 Jericho early, of course, which forces Chris Jericho to try 1942 01:45:48.840 --> 01:45:51.760 to figure out other ways to take Scott down. Jericho 1943 01:45:51.840 --> 01:45:53.680 decides that mind games is the best way to do it, 1944 01:45:53.760 --> 01:45:57.079 flexing on him and Scott gets pissed. Backs into the corner, 1945 01:45:57.199 --> 01:45:59.239 Jerco pokes him in the eyes. Always good. 1946 01:45:59.600 --> 01:46:01.800 I love this era of Jericho me too. 1947 01:46:01.880 --> 01:46:04.119 I mean, Jericho was just, I mean like he was 1948 01:46:04.199 --> 01:46:08.279 the greatest ever for a long time forever. Yeah, Steiner 1949 01:46:08.359 --> 01:46:11.000 hits the elbow drop push ups instead of the pin, 1950 01:46:11.399 --> 01:46:13.399 and Earl yells, what are you doing? Man? 1951 01:46:15.720 --> 01:46:17.199 He damn it? 1952 01:46:20.880 --> 01:46:23.960 So Steiner laughses on for the belly to belly, but 1953 01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:27.159 Jericho grabs the ref so he can't be thrown and 1954 01:46:27.239 --> 01:46:29.079 then kicks Steiner out of the ring and throws him 1955 01:46:29.079 --> 01:46:32.479 into the steps of Jericho goes for the flying nothing, 1956 01:46:32.600 --> 01:46:34.600 but Steiner catches him into the belly to belly. 1957 01:46:35.000 --> 01:46:35.560 That was awesome. 1958 01:46:35.720 --> 01:46:38.000 Steiner gets him in the power bomb position and yells, 1959 01:46:38.119 --> 01:46:41.760 huh to the crowd, that's awesome. Jericho gets out and 1960 01:46:41.800 --> 01:46:44.560 goes through the walls of Jericho, but Steiner twists him 1961 01:46:44.560 --> 01:46:47.720 because he's too strong, siners the power bomb again and 1962 01:46:47.800 --> 01:46:54.640 yells huh, classic ser Steiner power. 1963 01:46:54.479 --> 01:46:55.439 Bomb is a little weird. 1964 01:46:55.560 --> 01:46:57.479 No, that's one of his big moves. He's got a 1965 01:46:57.479 --> 01:46:58.279 lot of big moves here. 1966 01:46:58.680 --> 01:47:00.920 They are getting over I guess on a double underhook 1967 01:47:00.960 --> 01:47:01.720 at least, right, like. 1968 01:47:03.119 --> 01:47:06.520 That's normally his thing. Yeah, you're right, he was. 1969 01:47:06.560 --> 01:47:09.680 Injured technically, Oh sure, Yeah, I guess you're right. 1970 01:47:10.199 --> 01:47:12.359 I mean Jericho was doing everything. He was the one 1971 01:47:12.439 --> 01:47:16.159 moving everywhere here. Yeah, Steiner was pretty immobile for most 1972 01:47:16.239 --> 01:47:16.399 of it. 1973 01:47:16.520 --> 01:47:22.199 So dude, when he when Jeredo threw one of this, 1974 01:47:22.359 --> 01:47:24.560 there's the camera was right on top of Steiner, and 1975 01:47:24.640 --> 01:47:30.399 Steiner goes, oh, cartoon. 1976 01:47:30.520 --> 01:47:31.159 There's good. 1977 01:47:31.199 --> 01:47:34.119 That's his first that's his first step bump. He's taken, right, I. 1978 01:47:34.159 --> 01:47:34.560 Think you're. 1979 01:47:38.399 --> 01:47:38.439 So. 1980 01:47:38.640 --> 01:47:41.760 Steiner hits the power bomb for a two. Jericho then 1981 01:47:41.840 --> 01:47:43.560 tries to pin him with his feet on the rope 1982 01:47:43.560 --> 01:47:44.159 for two. 1983 01:47:44.239 --> 01:47:47.359 He kicks out somehow right in front of all this 1984 01:47:47.520 --> 01:47:50.119 didn't As Jericho is getting into position for a dirty 1985 01:47:50.159 --> 01:47:52.479 pin as close as possible to the ropes, Earl Hepner 1986 01:47:52.560 --> 01:47:54.560 sees none of this. Earl Hepner, I mean, is un 1987 01:47:54.560 --> 01:47:56.199 accomplished to a murder by the way. I think we 1988 01:47:56.239 --> 01:48:00.840 should come on his mind, right, like going on up there. 1989 01:48:01.840 --> 01:48:03.760 So Jerko climbs up to hit a top rope move, 1990 01:48:03.840 --> 01:48:07.600 Steiner crotches him, and then Steiner loads him up and 1991 01:48:07.720 --> 01:48:10.560 hits the second rope Olympic Slam for the three. 1992 01:48:10.960 --> 01:48:13.119 I couldn't believe that. I couldn't believe he won with that. 1993 01:48:13.359 --> 01:48:14.479 I was like, what the fuck? 1994 01:48:14.960 --> 01:48:16.960 You gotta win with some ship leading up this triple 1995 01:48:17.079 --> 01:48:18.399 h match so you can kick out all of it. 1996 01:48:25.279 --> 01:48:26.439 That that's so true? 1997 01:48:30.520 --> 01:48:32.159 Was a different move so that I could kick out 1998 01:48:32.159 --> 01:48:32.840 of all of them. 1999 01:48:33.239 --> 01:48:37.920 Man man, Well, triple legend Flower pissed in the skybox 2000 01:48:38.000 --> 01:48:41.319 because Scott Steiner is not dead. Diner's on the second rope, 2001 01:48:41.359 --> 01:48:44.520 tawning towards the skybox and he's I guess he like 2002 01:48:44.680 --> 01:48:46.520 was just so fired up he didn't remember how to 2003 01:48:46.600 --> 01:48:49.279 do the you know, the universal sign for I'm winning 2004 01:48:49.319 --> 01:48:56.520 the belt. So he's just slapping his stomach kamalasty. This 2005 01:48:56.720 --> 01:49:01.039 looks insane. I said, well, that's my god, it is 2006 01:49:01.119 --> 01:49:03.159 the best ever. I don't know. That's sweet. 2007 01:49:03.439 --> 01:49:06.439 So yeah, we get a ending segment here. Chief Morley 2008 01:49:06.560 --> 01:49:09.479 is telling Bishoff on the phone that gold Dust died. 2009 01:49:10.079 --> 01:49:12.760 We got a fucking electionituded man, I don't know what's 2010 01:49:12.800 --> 01:49:14.039 going on. You gotta get back here. 2011 01:49:14.399 --> 01:49:18.279 And then of course Vince McMahon walks in and Chief 2012 01:49:18.319 --> 01:49:20.039 Morley's I got shit, he' said mister mac man, sir, 2013 01:49:20.119 --> 01:49:23.560 how are you? And Vince says, well, gold dust died. 2014 01:49:25.159 --> 01:49:26.319 Did I hear this right? 2015 01:49:26.479 --> 01:49:27.399 Gold dust died? 2016 01:49:27.920 --> 01:49:29.840 You guild gold Dust? 2017 01:49:30.319 --> 01:49:33.680 Right, I leave for two weeks and gold dust dies. 2018 01:49:34.960 --> 01:49:37.880 Well, if I'm not impressed next week, and if you 2019 01:49:37.920 --> 01:49:42.960 don't resurrect the gold Dust. I'm gonna call you and 2020 01:49:43.119 --> 01:49:45.520 Eric down of the ring, oh yes, And I'm gonna 2021 01:49:45.520 --> 01:49:48.159 look you Eric and Eric Bischoff in the eyes, and 2022 01:49:48.239 --> 01:49:52.760 I'm gonna say the words your fired, please break back, 2023 01:49:52.840 --> 01:49:58.279 gold Dust. He's a very important goodbye. This is an 2024 01:49:58.359 --> 01:50:00.680 unbelievable two thousand and three show. Like that's probably the 2025 01:50:00.680 --> 01:50:01.560 best way I can describe this. 2026 01:50:02.119 --> 01:50:04.239 I mean, SmackDown was kicking their ass for a while. 2027 01:50:04.279 --> 01:50:07.279 Holy shit, Yeah, man, Dudley's don't go over there, don't 2028 01:50:07.359 --> 01:50:09.760 be full yeah, man, the things. 2029 01:50:09.600 --> 01:50:12.119 Are winding down already over there. 2030 01:50:12.119 --> 01:50:17.000 Right, Yeah, you get there too late, Buddy's ober Yeah, wow, 2031 01:50:17.039 --> 01:50:19.800 you're right, holy ship. Yeah, I mean Mania's in two months. 2032 01:50:20.079 --> 01:50:23.159 Yeah, Hayman's already gone a thing, if not just about 2033 01:50:23.199 --> 01:50:25.279 to be right. Yeah, right, he might go up to Mania. 2034 01:50:25.800 --> 01:50:29.600 I believe he fucking left like January, like that always happens, 2035 01:50:29.640 --> 01:50:32.600 I think, right, I mean they can never like he's 2036 01:50:32.720 --> 01:50:35.680 just just a lot to deal with, I guess, so sure. 2037 01:50:36.880 --> 01:50:38.880 So yeah, I mean, like the Cane un masking thing 2038 01:50:39.000 --> 01:50:41.399 is getting teased here, that's soon. I mean we've reviewed 2039 01:50:41.439 --> 01:50:44.960 that already, check down the archives, but we have not. 2040 01:50:45.479 --> 01:50:49.359 This is somehow we've We've referenced the gold Dust being electrocuted, 2041 01:50:50.039 --> 01:50:52.399 but we never watched the actual episode was on. It 2042 01:50:52.520 --> 01:50:57.039 happened a bit differently than I remembered it, and on 2043 01:50:57.159 --> 01:50:59.239 a different part of the show that I remember this. 2044 01:51:01.359 --> 01:51:04.079 But I mean, like I mean, thankfully spoilers. I mean, 2045 01:51:04.119 --> 01:51:07.079 for anyone that was worried, didn't No, gold Dust actually 2046 01:51:07.119 --> 01:51:09.720 does make it out of this. He not die, thank God, 2047 01:51:10.159 --> 01:51:10.560 thank yes. 2048 01:51:10.840 --> 01:51:14.680 And he just developed the starter. Yeah, I mean, there's 2049 01:51:14.680 --> 01:51:17.720 actually no other psychological issues, is just the starter and. 2050 01:51:17.800 --> 01:51:19.880 Then he loses that eventually. He's like, it's like a 2051 01:51:19.920 --> 01:51:21.600 temporary to read syndrome. 2052 01:51:22.239 --> 01:51:23.039 Makes fun of him too. 2053 01:51:25.600 --> 01:51:25.840 Soon. 2054 01:51:27.720 --> 01:51:30.039 Well, that is it for Monday Night Raw from February third, 2055 01:51:30.079 --> 01:51:32.199 two thousand and three. And that is it for our 2056 01:51:32.600 --> 01:51:35.279 show that you're joining us, everybody. Make sure to check 2057 01:51:35.359 --> 01:51:38.560 us out on Patreon, the best Patreon going today, patreon 2058 01:51:38.600 --> 01:51:41.239 dot com slash dead Luck PW. Also you'll love Deadlock 2059 01:51:41.279 --> 01:51:44.359 Pro Wrestling. That's our very real, very awesome, fucking incredible 2060 01:51:44.840 --> 01:51:48.000 independent pro wrestling show. And we've run a show this Sunday, 2061 01:51:48.039 --> 01:51:52.279 October thirteenth in Charlotte, North Carolina at the famous Greedy 2062 01:51:52.399 --> 01:51:59.439 Hole Center. 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