Speaker 1: Boys the Podcast, Episode number two hundred and sixty seven.
Speaker 1: We are back once again to talk about the debut
Speaker 1: of No Evolution, right, Yes, yes, I brought it back around.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, you always kind of veer off Tracktor,
Speaker 2: I know, you get a little gold attraction there sometimes,
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Speaker 1: Time, James, Well, it is this week because this is
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Speaker 2: Why are you guys so excited about that?
Speaker 1: This is this big gimmick change.
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that when we get into our richer
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Speaker 1: All right, now it is time to get into WWE
Speaker 1: Monday Night Raw, February third, two thousand and three.
Speaker 2: What a great year that two thousand and three, and
Speaker 2: what a great year was for gold Dust and I
Speaker 2: guess Triple H.
Speaker 1: Which is on a different level right now.
Speaker 2: You could actually maybe look back in history and see
Speaker 2: the years that it was good for Triple H was
Speaker 2: probably not good years for gold Dust, or might be
Speaker 2: something to that.
Speaker 1: Was it good years for the business? You know, you
Speaker 1: could also look into that statistics.
Speaker 2: Boys. Before we look at that, let's see what was
Speaker 2: going on in the world of wrestling at the time.
Speaker 2: With the Wrestling Observer newsletter from February third, two thousand
Speaker 2: and three. After the January twenty fifth w show, Mudo
Speaker 2: and Kojima went out drinking with Flair, Triple H, and
Speaker 2: Stephanie McMahon. This ended up being a big deal in
Speaker 2: the Japanese press. The original deal was Flair going out
Speaker 2: with Mudo since they knew each other from the ww
Speaker 2: das in nineteen eighty nine. Flair brought his friends and
Speaker 2: Mudo brought his. Anyway, Triple H had no idea who
Speaker 2: Kojima was and asked him it was a total eagle
Speaker 2: ego blow excuse me, and Kojima mentioned he held the
Speaker 2: MLW title in the US. Of course, Triple H said
Speaker 2: he didn't know what that was either. Mudo said he
Speaker 2: wanted to talk business with Sephanie, but they ended up drinking.
Speaker 2: They never talked business, and Mudo woke up the next
Speaker 2: day with a headache. So that was like I was
Speaker 2: confused for a minute, because I was like coach was
Speaker 2: MLW champion? Now am I reading the wrong shitty? Remember
Speaker 2: that's well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking fuck, where's got my fucking lineage for Shane Douglas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Triple H did not know what MLW was,
Speaker 2: but I guess you know, uh, it ended up better
Speaker 2: for MLW because then they won up a jillion dollars
Speaker 2: off the trim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Twenty years later, Stephanie said you guys
Speaker 1: shouldn't go to tub and.
Speaker 2: They said, fuck you man, give him money.
Speaker 1: Anchor was on top. Yeah, at the same time.
Speaker 2: Wow, brought it back around. You're right. The latest firing
Speaker 2: in w w E this past week was Barry Buchanan.
Speaker 2: You might know him as Bull Buchanan.
Speaker 3: It had been known that Buchanan almost b squared.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah, that's fair. It had been an uphill battle,
Speaker 2: as he's another one of the creative staff really had
Speaker 2: no ideas for him until putting him as seen a
Speaker 2: sidekick in a proposed feud with the Guerrero's. He lost
Speaker 2: his spot when Paul Hayman brought up Jazz's husband, Red
Speaker 2: Dog for the spot that is Rodney Back, which that
Speaker 2: was also short lived. So like, yeah, Seena turns on
Speaker 2: B Squared. Uh, and then the Red Dog jumps BE
Speaker 2: Squared and he's with seen it for like a week,
Speaker 2: and then like I think, he goes the raw and
Speaker 2: joins Teddy Long. Yeah, of course the five minute white
Speaker 2: Boy challenge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so why did why they dished that five minute
Speaker 1: white boat challenge? No, like the B Squared turn going into.
Speaker 2: I just don't Yeah, so I from what I remember,
Speaker 2: don't quote me on this. Feel free to quote me
Speaker 2: on this if you want, but if you're doing your
Speaker 2: quote him right now, I think the Geru specifically Eddie
Speaker 2: uh did not like Sena and B Squared and didn't
Speaker 2: want to drop the tag titles to them, So it
Speaker 2: was probably like, all right, well they don't want to, like,
Speaker 2: we can't give these deeds of belts. Hayman has a
Speaker 2: different idea for this angle fuck it?
Speaker 1: Oh do fight Eddie Guerrero on that, Eddie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like BE Squared either.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Just stepped over to the side. Yeah, Barry,
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: Brian Danielson, you might know him as the Mare and Dragon,
Speaker 2: was told last week that they would bring him in
Speaker 2: more regularly for TV jobs and Dark matches, but they
Speaker 2: wanted him to get a haircut and a tan. That's
Speaker 2: like everybody that's Brian Danielson for thirty years.
Speaker 1: He'll get a haircut.
Speaker 2: He'll just shave all his hair off, I mean, and
Speaker 2: his face and his head.
Speaker 1: He'll do a reverse tan where he just gets as
Speaker 1: pale as humanly possible.
Speaker 2: And he will somehow become the biggest star ever for
Speaker 2: a while. You're right, they do say that often. I'll
Speaker 2: get a haircut in a tan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to everybody, anybody they don't want to sign. They
Speaker 1: say you should get a haircut in a tan.
Speaker 2: Which is hard for guys that have long hair and
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: If you think Jeff Hardy's strange behavior is limited to
Speaker 2: showing up late at TV tapings and looking out of it.
Speaker 2: Matt Hardy on his website related to a Christmas story,
Speaker 2: Jeff showed up for Matt's nine pm Christmas night party
Speaker 2: at two am. When he opened his present from Jeff,
Speaker 2: it was a nine pound, fourteen ounce frozen fish that
Speaker 2: had been clean and smelled terrible with Matitude follower version
Speaker 2: wrong version one written in magic marker on the fish.
Speaker 2: When people complained about the stench. Jeff said he had
Speaker 2: wrapped it two days earlier, so it had probably spoiled.
Speaker 1: Is wrong with this, dude?
Speaker 3: D he was just fishing, I don't know, two days ago,
Speaker 3: fish all day, fishing all day till two a m.
Speaker 1: On this show just gets right?
Speaker 2: The is wrong with what's your prom buddy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Fishing?
Speaker 2: I was just fishing, show. I mean, how like how
Speaker 2: shown up at two am for a nine PM party
Speaker 2: is pretty big with a fish?
Speaker 3: Will you never show up right at when the party starts?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, with a fish, two am with a fish?
Speaker 1: Man, He's great. Fish. Everyone's asleep my house.
Speaker 3: I'm killing you, man, dude, I was just fishing.
Speaker 1: What do you want?
Speaker 2: And the last thing here is actually about gold Dust,
Speaker 2: So I'll hold it off until we talk about him
Speaker 2: later here. So let's talk about w Monday Night Row,
Speaker 2: February third, two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: All right, So we kick off this episode of Monday
Speaker 1: Night Raw with a cold open. Here. Eric Bischoff is
Speaker 1: on the phone with the chief.
Speaker 2: Dude. I mean, I can't, I can't lie and say
Speaker 2: that like I didn't like immediately regret agreeing to this
Speaker 2: episode when I saw who the Chief was on the
Speaker 2: other line, which of course is none other than Chief Morley.
Speaker 2: Now maybe you don't know Chief Morley. That's, of course
Speaker 2: Sean Morley. Maybe you might not know Sean Morley. Well
Speaker 2: you're in luck. That is Valvenus.
Speaker 1: I didn't know who the chief was when it was
Speaker 1: first talking to him, Is that right? I didn't know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Chief Morley.
Speaker 2: I thought he was just call like a term of endearment, Chief.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought maybe was talking to the police chief.
Speaker 1: You know, just anything strong could be that guy, I mean, like,
Speaker 1: would be anybody really, Yes, that's that guy. When it
Speaker 1: cut over to val Venus with a haircut and suit,
Speaker 1: I uh blacked out for a minute. That is absolutely insane.
Speaker 1: He was Bischoff's right hand man running the fucking show.
Speaker 1: Valvenus is running Raw tonight.
Speaker 2: Well, the show that we picked a watch.
Speaker 1: Shut the fucking showdown, Evacuate the fans.
Speaker 2: Seeah. Bischoff is in a limo and he says, Chief, listen,
Speaker 2: you got me. Listen, you got Washington, you got Raw,
Speaker 2: I got Austin. I'm in Texas. I'm on my way
Speaker 2: to his house, and we're gonna get this thing done.
Speaker 2: Sign seal delivered hey, Chief, and they cut to raw
Speaker 2: where Sean Morley is fucking he just exists. Val Venus
Speaker 2: is on the phone, he says, mister Beschoff. They can't
Speaker 2: hear each other. And I guess it took you know,
Speaker 2: this was just fucking hilarious to whoever filmed this, because
Speaker 2: they run this back the whole night exactly.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 3: It's like the worst fake Hello thing you've ever done,
Speaker 3: Like if you picked up the phone right now and
Speaker 3: pretended like you were talking to.
Speaker 1: Somebody on the land.
Speaker 3: Hello, are you there?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 3: Man, this phone doesn't work. Texas. I hate Texas, That's.
Speaker 2: What he said. This is I hate Texas. I hate Texas. Chief.
Speaker 2: Can you hear me? Yes, you handle. I'll take care
Speaker 2: of Austin.
Speaker 1: Yours says dude.
Speaker 2: Oh you're just sweet.
Speaker 3: I guess, like what makes us worse? I don't know
Speaker 3: if you want to talk about it here, but apparently
Speaker 3: this was dubbed in Spanish.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that because that's okay later, Okay, No,
Speaker 2: get the drugs.
Speaker 3: I need drugs. After I saw Sean Morley broy.
Speaker 1: Going from Sean and Morley to like the coolest intro ever. Man,
Speaker 1: It's like the dichotomy is not lost on me.
Speaker 2: On hurts my feelings.
Speaker 1: So j R. Is here, of course, he's host tonight
Speaker 1: with Jerry the King Lawler, and j R. Tells us
Speaker 1: that Bischoff is in Texas trying to sign Stone Cold
Speaker 1: Steve Austin because if he does not, he will be
Speaker 1: fired along with the Venus, and I am hoping to
Speaker 1: god they did not find Stone Cold tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like, the worst thing that could happen
Speaker 2: is if they signe stont Gold. Here. We are also
Speaker 2: three weeks away from No Way Out and tonight's main
Speaker 2: event number one contenders match for Triple H's world title
Speaker 2: gets a shot at No Way Out Scott Steiner against
Speaker 2: Chris Jericho.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's like a crazy main event, like it's big, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean Scott Steiner is on a little run here, right,
Speaker 1: and uh again, going on Triple H stuff, I guess,
Speaker 1: I mean, have they done he had.
Speaker 3: One match yet? Rumble? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh it was the Rumble match.
Speaker 2: And then uh yeah, dude, the Rumble match, and then
Speaker 2: the angle is Triple H and believe you kick the
Speaker 2: ship out of him for four more weeks and then
Speaker 2: Triple H beats him at the pay per view spoilers.
Speaker 1: Business is good for so we get the Stacy keepler
Speaker 1: in Test town Hall to kick off tonight's show.
Speaker 2: Nex. Yeah, I mean, but a horrible incident has occurred here, James.
Speaker 2: I I can't believe. I hope you weren't upset by
Speaker 2: watching this.
Speaker 1: I had to close my eyes. They showed it a
Speaker 1: few too many times for me, and it never got easier.
Speaker 2: So according to you, you've had your eyes closed from
Speaker 2: the start of the show, so at least to this
Speaker 2: part because bal Vitus was here, so you blacked out,
Speaker 2: and now you're still.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for the Scott start and made EVM.
Speaker 2: So oh, well that's true, so Jared says Jos Stacey.
Speaker 2: Stacey's here putting on a happy face. I don't think
Speaker 2: she should be here, Kang. She was a victim of
Speaker 2: an unfortunate accident two weeks ago, and I still have
Speaker 2: nightmarriage about this incident. I was like, Wow, what the
Speaker 2: fuck did they do to Stacy?
Speaker 1: They killed her.
Speaker 2: Two weeks ago on raw, Jericho swung a chair at
Speaker 2: test Test Ducks and Jericho hits the ring post, which
Speaker 2: explodes Stacey.
Speaker 3: She was close to the ring post she was sorry.
Speaker 1: It was good angle.
Speaker 2: It was a good angles of the ring post. Still,
Speaker 2: come on, I mean Stacey fell. She got a concussion,
Speaker 2: and for that concussion they put her in a neck brace.
Speaker 2: But she's here and she still does the ass entrance
Speaker 2: and everything is fine.
Speaker 1: Really, I mean she got concussed or ask didn't get concussed,
Speaker 1: didn't get concussed.
Speaker 2: Finds me, are you fucking kidding me about this? Ship died?
Speaker 2: That's look a look at the woks. So Lawlar, he's here,
Speaker 2: he says, Oh, I'm so glad she's here. And Jerry says,
Speaker 2: and sure on a test fan, Oh no, testicles that
Speaker 2: are here tonight, Laller. Laller says, I've never seen happier testicles.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, crazy show man.
Speaker 2: I forgot about the testicles. That was Stacy's like pitch
Speaker 2: for test fans to be the.
Speaker 1: Testicle big shirt with testicles on it. Not it was
Speaker 1: just the word. Of course, I should have put two testicles.
Speaker 1: It was it's Stacey and test so test Yeah, test
Speaker 1: is here and the testicles are all here. And Stacey
Speaker 1: just wants Chris Jericho to apologize for concussing her. Please.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's trying to put the whole incident behind her.
Speaker 2: But you know, she knows it was an accident, but
Speaker 2: she'd appreciate Jericho would just apologize. And tests test is not, uh,
Speaker 2: not as kind about this. He takes the mic and
Speaker 2: he says, please.
Speaker 1: Dude, I just need to out of here.
Speaker 2: Immunity you can, please, I mean, I can't quit. I
Speaker 2: have immunity. I mean what dude? Okay, that was one
Speaker 2: thing I left that observer. By the way, there was
Speaker 2: a note that like people backstage quote unquote that were
Speaker 2: not too thrilled with the main event push that edge
Speaker 2: was getting on SmackDown and the quality of man event
Speaker 2: matches he was having. Now you know, I won't say
Speaker 2: that the man that said that is the world champion
Speaker 2: over allreadything.
Speaker 1: That guy is a little too young, he looks a
Speaker 1: little too good, and he's working a little too hard.
Speaker 1: Get him the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: So Testa takes something and says, all right, Jericho, I
Speaker 2: know you're here. Stacey's real forgiving, but I'm not. And
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make a real simple Jericho. Either you come
Speaker 2: out here and apologize like a man, or I come
Speaker 2: back there and be an apology out of your ass.
Speaker 2: Ah that works.
Speaker 1: So Jericho comes out with a Don't be an ass
Speaker 1: Clown T shirt That is a tremendous shirt.
Speaker 3: By the way, Dude, I had that shirt. I did, Dude.
Speaker 2: It's legit, just don't be an ash clown on the
Speaker 2: front and like a little white two J logo at
Speaker 2: the top on the back. I think, yeah, it was awesome,
Speaker 2: it was good. JR Says what isn't ash clown? Who
Speaker 2: invented that phrase? What does it mean that these fucking bits?
Speaker 2: And Jerk says test Stacey. Come on, I told you
Speaker 2: already that I feel terrible what happened. I mean, I
Speaker 2: feel really, really horrible. But I have much more important
Speaker 2: and serious issues to worry about tonight because I have
Speaker 2: another working Scott Steiner, and I want to win so
Speaker 2: I can fill my destiny as the world champion at WrestleMania.
Speaker 2: So the crowd's booing crazy and j R. I guess
Speaker 2: the crowd was so loud that he had to yell
Speaker 2: this and Jereedsha, there's just a biggish ash clown of
Speaker 2: all time, Miss Jerko.
Speaker 1: He actually turns out loves that phrase. Great phrase.
Speaker 2: You know what I want to continue using it, start
Speaker 2: using that ash clown and Jerko says, all right, so
Speaker 2: I drilled you in the face with a chair of
Speaker 2: Stacy the more. The most important thing is I've gotten
Speaker 2: over that. Now that's funny at Ship. So Test, I
Speaker 2: suggest that you'd be a big boy and get over
Speaker 2: it yourself. Okay, that says you suggest with Jericho, I
Speaker 2: suggest you apologize. You got five seconds to do it
Speaker 2: five four, three two one tapping your way immedia. That
Speaker 2: must be Canadian numbers. There we speaking of Canadian. Christian
Speaker 2: with hard nipples comes up from behind a tax test
Speaker 2: and knocks Test into Stacey. Oh no, Christian is whooping
Speaker 2: Tests like full mount, punching him in the head, and JR.
Speaker 2: Is flipping out. Stacey's down. She was just boys. Text
Speaker 2: is getting just beat to smithereens over here. Stacy is down.
Speaker 2: Please somebody help her.
Speaker 3: We don't give a about Test. Help Stacy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wish we could fire this fucking guy.
Speaker 1: He's got immunity that we can't do Ship. This guy
Speaker 1: calls his fans testicles for God. He was an as
Speaker 1: cloud anty. I'm pretty.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised. Jerry's like give her mouth the mount Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Har hates his comfortable.
Speaker 5: He just wants so we go backstage.
Speaker 1: Normal Guy Kane, Uh yeah, well I guess I mean,
Speaker 1: like I even finish the sentence, I hate all this
Speaker 1: Normal guy Caine is walking to Chief Morley's Offah, when
Speaker 1: I see normal guy Cane, he's a person.
Speaker 3: He's like a regular.
Speaker 2: Dude gimmick with the half mask, but he is normal
Speaker 2: guy Kane and like you think he like still have
Speaker 2: some intimidating factors to him. But he walks in. Rv
Speaker 2: D is sitting on the couch in Chief Morley's office
Speaker 2: as well, and rv he says, Kane, we doing here?
Speaker 2: And Kane says he's shocked that he would be here.
Speaker 2: Would you be doing here? And Kane? And you know
Speaker 2: the way you would expect Kane to respond to something
Speaker 2: says Chief Morley. Wanted to see me here? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean just wanted to see me. WHOA, Yeah, no, it's.
Speaker 1: Guess X's right. He didn't need that thing anymore.
Speaker 3: He definitely need that. Come on, dude, come on, dude.
Speaker 2: So rv D H says, oh, need too, But I'm
Speaker 2: asking for a rematch with Triple Aha Batista. You know,
Speaker 2: as long as you're here, why did you leave me
Speaker 2: in the ring last week? And Kate says, Rob, that
Speaker 2: wasn't my fault. This is crazy, Rob. They took my
Speaker 2: mask off when Patisa Oread took my mask, Man, I
Speaker 2: just couldn't stay out there. Everyone everyone want to see
Speaker 2: my face. And Army says, so you gotta have your
Speaker 2: master to fight?
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 2: Spider Man? Spider Man, spider Man, you have the only
Speaker 2: everything's a joke to you.
Speaker 1: I don't read comic wrong kidding me?
Speaker 2: Rob? I mean, goddamn, my mask got take it off?
Speaker 3: If I have nothing like Peter Parker.
Speaker 2: WHOA that's his name? Spider Man? Yeah, Kan says you
Speaker 2: don't know me, Rob, you don't know what it's like
Speaker 2: to be me. And Already says, whoa, what's it like?
Speaker 2: Is that what you know? You can keep on your
Speaker 2: strings and all in that mask, and Can says, oh, well,
Speaker 2: we can't all be cool like r VD. This is
Speaker 2: just Caane saying this. Oh you can't be cool like
Speaker 2: we're damn it. Already says, oh you're trying to be
Speaker 2: cool when you left me in the ring. Get my
Speaker 2: ass kicked? Well then, just to make things fucking better.
Speaker 2: Here's valvenus guys gets she fucking Morley comes home. Dude,
Speaker 2: no midget, he says, whoa. I know there's a lot
Speaker 2: of aggression built up here. Let's take it easy. I'm
Speaker 2: in charge, and that means I want great television, of course.
Speaker 2: And I came up with an idea, you too have
Speaker 2: a match tonight, but not a tag team match. I'm
Speaker 2: talking about a singles match Caine versus R v D.
Speaker 2: And Kate says already says what she wanted.
Speaker 1: So hard to understand.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're booked, Rob, we're booked.
Speaker 3: Who wants us to work each other?
Speaker 2: You're up? Probably?
Speaker 1: I love to make great television.
Speaker 2: I care about the ratings. Chief Morley, whoa, Rob, we
Speaker 2: talk all the time.
Speaker 1: Ship. This is the worst night of my life.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate this job.
Speaker 3: First I have to work for Chief Morley. Now I
Speaker 3: have to deal with this ship.
Speaker 1: Uh So we get the Dudley Boys versus three Minute Warning.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, big pop for the Dudley's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they just don't have nothing for these dudes
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 2: They got ship?
Speaker 1: What either Yeah, I mean either any of the anybody
Speaker 1: in this whole segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is just a means to an end,
Speaker 2: it felt like. So last Monday, the Dudley's faced Regal
Speaker 2: Instorment and the tables match. Uh, they hit three D
Speaker 2: on Storm and went to fine tables under the ring,
Speaker 2: of course, but there weren't any because tables Chief Morley
Speaker 2: stole all the tables.
Speaker 1: I know there's more under there.
Speaker 2: That was the only one, and he came out with
Speaker 2: one table and the Dudley's went to attack him, and
Speaker 2: then three minute Warning jumped them. He fucked them up,
Speaker 2: and then uh they put Devon through a table, with
Speaker 2: Storm and Regal helping to win the match. So Dudley's
Speaker 2: their entrance is going on. Still the commentary table is
Speaker 2: at like on the stage during this era, so it's
Speaker 2: like the cool shot of like Jr. And Lawler like
Speaker 2: facing the camera, but behind them is the ring in
Speaker 2: the area. Actually, I thought that was fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah it was. It was super WCW pill.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great you know what. That's right, that
Speaker 2: is what that was. You think that's why they did
Speaker 2: it during the Bischoff.
Speaker 1: Era, I imagine, so just to I think it was just
Speaker 1: separated from SmackDown, right, So he was probably like, dude,
Speaker 1: this probably looks awesome. He's right, it does look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jery soon, ladies and gentlemen. At the top of
Speaker 2: our program, you heard from Eric Bischoff, but you heard
Speaker 2: from Eric Beschoff in Spanish, which I was like, did I? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that why I didn't fucking like what was going
Speaker 2: on here on our shatellite feed? And Lalas says, oh,
Speaker 2: how that happened? And Jera says, well, it's one of
Speaker 2: those technical glitches all I can change. We made a mistake,
Speaker 2: and then Jr. Recaps the entire Bitschoff things, saying that
Speaker 2: he's you know, yes, he's not here. Fucking Chief Morley's
Speaker 2: in control and he's trying to get Austin Sein siealed
Speaker 2: and delivered to sign a raw hopefully by no way
Speaker 2: out and Dlauler says, oh, come Prinda Espanol. Jr.
Speaker 1: She so Chief Morley comes out here and uh, after
Speaker 1: three minute warning, makes their entrance and they're all in
Speaker 1: the ring and Chief Morley comes out here and says,
Speaker 1: you want to know why there's no ref out here?
Speaker 2: I didn't notice that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't either. I just kind of assuming he'd
Speaker 1: get in the ring. I thought there was one, he
Speaker 1: said once, because I assigned a special guest referee for
Speaker 1: this match. No, and it's fucking Rico.
Speaker 2: Rico Constantino, you look so good good to me? Yeah
Speaker 2: there because boy with the with the sideburns.
Speaker 1: Yeah nuts.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so three minute warning jumped the Dudley's from
Speaker 2: behind Rico as the ref still not in the ring.
Speaker 2: Whatever goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this match was super short. Of course, Morris serve
Speaker 1: the angle at the end here, but got some pretty
Speaker 1: cool shit like right off the rip here, so that
Speaker 1: was cool. Rosie goes for a split legged moon Salt misses.
Speaker 1: But I gotta tell you, man, the way he hit
Speaker 1: that rope was with so much velocity I thought, like
Speaker 1: that shit could break. Like he put his ass on
Speaker 1: that thing. Nuts.
Speaker 2: I was horrified because like, it's not RVD split leg style,
Speaker 2: which he does later. It's he stands on the top
Speaker 2: rope and then just drops down as first and moves off.
Speaker 2: It's fucking scary as shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like just I mean, the velocity is nuts.
Speaker 1: Like just the way he goes down it looks awesome,
Speaker 1: especially for a dude that size.
Speaker 2: If someone sends the clip of him ever hitting that
Speaker 2: if he has because that is horrific looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is like, that's a finish I ever seen it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Duddy Boys then come back with a doomsday device
Speaker 1: on Jamal en Rico with the shitty fucking count. Fuck
Speaker 1: this guy.
Speaker 2: This is like maybe the most illegal bit I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my life. So Jamal rolls up Bubba from
Speaker 2: behind as they're set up for three D. Not only
Speaker 2: is Bubba in the ropes, Jamal is holding the ropes,
Speaker 2: also leaning over the ropes. Rico also fastcalans this is
Speaker 2: on the video game, the illegal fucking bit I've ever seen. Ever,
Speaker 2: how is this possible?
Speaker 1: Yes, So it's time to go to CNA. Man, we
Speaker 1: got to get the fuck out. Not go to the
Speaker 1: Great American Bash, not the America the Undertaker back down,
Speaker 1: just go to DNA.
Speaker 2: Just leave now.
Speaker 1: So Devon attacks Rico and all the boys start scrapping
Speaker 1: in the ring here. Hell yeah, and wait a minute,
Speaker 1: is that little Spike Dudley under the ring with a
Speaker 1: table at the front of the lender here, So he
Speaker 1: comes in, Dudley dog on Jamal. The Dudley Boys hit
Speaker 1: Rosie and the crowd all in Unison. They're ready for it.
Speaker 1: Three D and they just lines them over the.
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, fucking blue balled them crazy three D.
Speaker 1: I was ready for the three D.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I was ready for it. We
Speaker 2: don't get one at all.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, don't gotta save that for the pay
Speaker 1: per view.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm not watching that ship.
Speaker 1: So Bubba then mother f and bombs Spike out of
Speaker 1: the ring on a three minute warning. Yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 1: get out of here.
Speaker 2: It's our heat.
Speaker 1: So we go to pre tape. Bishoff is with his
Speaker 1: limo driver outside the car in the dark, looking at a.
Speaker 2: Map, because that's what you do when you're lost.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and three. You got the big ass map.
Speaker 1: I don't know where the hell we are.
Speaker 3: That's me John navigat my dad, yelling at me.
Speaker 2: My mom.
Speaker 1: I remember my mom. We would print. She would print
Speaker 1: out like forty map West pages. Yeah, dude, and like
Speaker 1: she's like please flip the She like stay with them together,
Speaker 1: It's like, please flip to the next page for the thing.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, I think that's how the boys used to
Speaker 2: get to towns.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maps and map quests, like just printed ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like that was probably this era still.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 3: Dude, my dad and my dad's like navigating the roads
Speaker 3: like yeah, just get on I eighty, go all the
Speaker 3: way east so you'll be good, just fallow, Like what the.
Speaker 1: Hell are you talking about? Yeah, you just take ninety
Speaker 1: five all the way down there. You take it right,
Speaker 1: you're there.
Speaker 3: You gotta go back. And yeah, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: know what the fuck you talk about, Dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I don't even think about it, like I
Speaker 1: legit just like if I if I miss an exit,
Speaker 1: oh well, and I'll just take the next one.
Speaker 2: Everyone else the next one. Not everyone is like that, though, James.
Speaker 2: They will fucking rear you off the road to get
Speaker 2: to that exist peoples. Yeah, crazy, I'm so bad.
Speaker 3: I'll just put like directions to my house and I
Speaker 3: already know how to get there. I'll just put on
Speaker 3: my phone anyway, like I already know if there's a
Speaker 3: cop up here. I need to I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know. So Stone Cold is in the
Speaker 1: Raw magazine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think I remember this being a big
Speaker 2: deal at the time, the Stone Cold Truth, and it
Speaker 2: was like supposed to be kind of a shooty thing
Speaker 2: that I think was half shoot and like more to
Speaker 2: build an angle for like Rock and Triple H when
Speaker 2: he comes back, if he was to come back in
Speaker 2: that way, so like they talk about that, but he's
Speaker 2: also pretty much, you know, talking directly about guys that
Speaker 2: he can come back and feud with. So I think
Speaker 2: it was you know, but I remember it's being like
Speaker 2: a big thing. And Jared says, you know, okay, we
Speaker 2: both read this. It's amazing. Austin used some very colorful
Speaker 2: language described the Rock, describe Triple H, his dish taste
Speaker 2: of some of the management. W W E. Stone could
Speaker 2: truth is on a magazine you want to subscribe? You see,
Speaker 2: I'm on the screen one HIXI shop. Uh And Lawler says, oh,
Speaker 2: I can't believe he said. Triples comes out here all
Speaker 2: jacked up and well, uh, I don't know what that was.
Speaker 2: That like a steroid thing he was plying here.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know. He looked like off camera. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He got nervous. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He was fed a line and he said, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Fuck you. He says that backfill.
Speaker 1: So gold Dustin Booker t versus William Marigo and Lance
Speaker 1: storm Or for the tag titles tonight, Yeah, we are
Speaker 1: six days and twenty three hours hands some change. So
Speaker 1: fis shop's job evaluation. Little countdown on the screen there.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, I mean, like probably an unnecessary countdown. Nobody's
Speaker 2: gonna keep tracking us this. She's like twenty six days longer.
Speaker 2: I don't know how what it was. It was fucked up.
Speaker 3: It was six days. It was six days.
Speaker 2: Next, well, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: But no one keep tracking it for real, no case whatever.
Speaker 2: So next up, ladies and gentleman Tommy Dreamer, Tommy Dreamer.
Speaker 2: I will give it to the guy. Man. Tommy Dreamer
Speaker 2: has probably given himself so many more years in the
Speaker 2: w w E by being the guy that will wrestle
Speaker 2: on the show, in the pay per view or the rest.
Speaker 2: Like the brand shirt. He is the brand shirt.
Speaker 1: And nobody eat ship as much as Tommy Dreamer.
Speaker 2: He will do it man and like and he did
Speaker 2: it man and uh Lilli and Garcia says and his opponent.
Speaker 2: But then four men walk onto the stage an unidentified groups.
Speaker 2: It's Triple H Rick Flair, Batista and Randy Orton. Triple
Speaker 2: H is on crutches, and Jared says, here's a deep hematoma.
Speaker 2: I mean, god damn, he's got blood cloud. He's gonna die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. He's got the biggest humor tone wherever.
Speaker 2: She got. That's our name for axiom because the dv
Speaker 2: woma he flips you off, does you immediately?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: So triple H I think got the hemortomer at a
Speaker 2: house show when he went for the leaping knee that
Speaker 2: he does and he hit rv D's elbow.
Speaker 1: It's always, it is always.
Speaker 3: It was rd's fault too.
Speaker 2: Probably, Robb, you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound bad.
Speaker 2: What about a hempotoma is awesome?
Speaker 3: WHOA you jumped like Spider Man.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't know I was working tests this weekend. So
Speaker 2: fucking Dreamers standing in the middle ring. He has a
Speaker 2: Singapore cane. He's standing in his ground. As these dudes
Speaker 2: circle the ring, Orton gets in to jump them. Dreamer
Speaker 2: swings the cane, misses, and then but he used to
Speaker 2: gets in and just spears the ship out of him.
Speaker 2: And then for some reason they probably could have got
Speaker 2: out of this quicker. They all take turns just kicking
Speaker 2: his Assla.
Speaker 1: Was like figuring out what movie was gonna do to him.
Speaker 1: He's like, go figure out drop the knee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, is he does all of these things surprisingly enough,
Speaker 2: And Jared says, but why for what re reason? And
Speaker 2: Los says, I don't know me. They don't like Tommy
Speaker 2: d just a fair.
Speaker 1: Everyone's show period. They're jumping everybody.
Speaker 2: Triple Edge gets a mic and he says, today makes
Speaker 2: the beginning of a new era. Uh, you've seen in
Speaker 2: this industry. Just like in life, everything evolves and what
Speaker 2: you've seen this ring before you is the greatest example
Speaker 2: of evolution you will ever see. The Funck is the
Speaker 2: name of this group. I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 2: The new era the example. He puts over Flair, sixteen
Speaker 2: time champion, greatest pro wrestler of all time, Flair, they're
Speaker 2: staring at the hardcam, just rubbing his hands crazy menacingly.
Speaker 1: He's getting gas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Trouble says, there's no one better than Flair
Speaker 2: and all the things Flair represents I am today and
Speaker 2: Jerr says, es debatable and truly says, I've taken all
Speaker 2: the attributes and I put him in the Ultimate package
Speaker 2: and I put them in a body that every man
Speaker 2: out there wishes he had exceput at heumor tomer uh
Speaker 2: and every single one of every single one of you
Speaker 2: women out there want to be with. And he topped
Speaker 2: it off with a mind made for the business. I mean,
Speaker 2: he just fucking jerks himself off here forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean right in front of Rick Flair and stole.
Speaker 2: His He absorbed it in real time. You could see
Speaker 2: it happening. Puts over a Batista, Batista six foot five,
Speaker 2: three hundred and twenty five pounds of genetic stopping power,
Speaker 2: unbridled destruction. What's the name of this group?
Speaker 1: This is the four Horsemen.
Speaker 2: And he says, in a war win all seems lost.
Speaker 2: You got your biggest gun and you blow them all away.
Speaker 1: Shit, I take wimbley gun, I put the street.
Speaker 2: And Randy Orton the business is in his blood, third
Speaker 2: generation superstar. The man has every gift a man could
Speaker 2: be given. Randy Orton is the diamond. Actually, Randy Orton
Speaker 2: is the call that be squeezed into the next diamond. Sorry,
Speaker 2: you kind of suck right now. Randy had to fix
Speaker 2: outline there. Apologies.
Speaker 1: Ten minutes ago. Randy Orton was backstage with Mark Jinderrack.
Speaker 1: He looked at him and they looked at each other eye.
Speaker 1: He said ass and they broke out laughing for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Trimley said, if you don't get your fucking ass over
Speaker 1: here right now with the on put the suit on.
Speaker 2: He beat gin dragon, crutching, you will never be an evolution.
Speaker 2: Send this guy to help. Can we throw into an
Speaker 2: electrical box and.
Speaker 1: Nat that figured out already?
Speaker 2: There's multiple electrical boxes we could fucking do it.
Speaker 1: There's only one that fucking is triggered to kill gold dust.
Speaker 2: All right. Really, just everything happens for a reason. It's
Speaker 2: just a natural process of evolution. I don't know what
Speaker 2: this fucking group is leaning towards you. I really don't
Speaker 2: understand this.
Speaker 1: I'm still I'm still gonna go with the four horsemen.
Speaker 1: This could possibly be the four horsemen.
Speaker 2: I like the example. That was a good shout.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yes sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unbridled destruction maybe not a bad one.
Speaker 3: That's good, that's good.
Speaker 2: I like the big gis gun.
Speaker 1: Yeah that works, big gun.
Speaker 2: Cold diamond r buddy. He says, if you don't have
Speaker 2: what it takes, an evolution will leave you behind. So
Speaker 2: if you wake up one day and you're lying in
Speaker 2: a hospital bed and you're all beat up and you're
Speaker 2: wondering to yourself, what in the hell happened, then there's
Speaker 2: just one answer for you. Evolution has passed you by.
Speaker 2: How was their cash phrase, the passer buyers?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the themers All good news.
Speaker 3: Actually, I like you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I hope they figure this out here soon.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this will work.
Speaker 3: I think evolution passed me by because I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I guess from what I understand anyways, that
Speaker 1: this was legit. Just Triple A said he wanted to
Speaker 1: do the four Horsemen.
Speaker 2: I mean that looks right to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that was like the general idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it worked out. I mean I do
Speaker 2: like evolution. I think it was a cool gimmick and
Speaker 2: a cool group and cool theme.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you can, yeah, you surround the show.
Speaker 1: I mean they were all they were all treated like
Speaker 1: big deals. So yeah, yeah, Rick flair ship on Carlito
Speaker 1: that one time was you don't want to be here.
Speaker 2: You think you can just fuck Tory Wilson me, buddy.
Speaker 1: So he goes So they go back to stage, Scott
Speaker 1: Steiner's doing curls with the bay. Oh yeah, man, Terry
Speaker 1: asked Scott Steiner if he's physically prepared for his match
Speaker 1: with christ Jericho tonight, because, uh, you know what, let's
Speaker 1: just look at the footage.
Speaker 2: This is the most WWE pilled Scott Steiner ever because
Speaker 2: if anyone had fucking question if he was ready, he
Speaker 2: had a seven minute screaming session prepared before you even
Speaker 2: said a word. Man, I was like, okay, well, maybe
Speaker 2: he's got something on the back end. So they go
Speaker 2: to the footage and it's two weeks ago. Orton jumps them,
Speaker 2: then Flair jumps them to Steiner like takes out Flair,
Speaker 2: but Batista jumps them again. Triple H comes out attacks them.
Speaker 2: They bloody Steiner and hit him with a pedigree. Then
Speaker 2: last Monday, the same thing happens. They jump Steiner and
Speaker 2: then bust them open with the degree. Hey, I think
Speaker 2: this is awesome. I think we get one more week
Speaker 2: out of that one.
Speaker 1: The fuck you, Scotty dude.
Speaker 3: They told him somewhere, yeah, we'll get you on the backside.
Speaker 3: Get a promise.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Steiner was just like, I got a hurt foot like,
Speaker 1: I'm just glad to be right now. Like I hates
Speaker 1: Triple H.
Speaker 2: She hates legendarily hates Triple hs like probably still to
Speaker 2: this day, probably talk ship like like. But man, yes,
Speaker 2: So they kick his asked for weeks and then it
Speaker 2: comes back and Sinner says, I'm taking care of business
Speaker 2: the way I always have with these, and he flexes
Speaker 2: in front of the camera and I'm like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you have more to say. No, get back here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been nerved completely, probably, but you just gotta
Speaker 1: shut the funk up.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: That was the coolest part.
Speaker 3: With you know, oh ship, here we go.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're probably legendary.
Speaker 1: Oh man, just thinking about the legendary ship. He could
Speaker 1: have dropped on Triple Wow. Triple H would have fucking wow.
Speaker 3: Ready order is the biggest triple ah. But you said.
Speaker 2: That was so I wish you would have died already. Alright.
Speaker 1: You know, how was Rick Blair not dead? You know?
Speaker 1: I see him. I saw him back in the old company,
Speaker 1: and I'm over here. You're still alive, you know you?
Speaker 1: But instead he just goes, yeah, I'm gonna win tonight,
Speaker 1: and he just flexes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Like, I imagine.
Speaker 1: His arm looks fucking crazy. I just want to make
Speaker 1: sure we understand that Snder's arm is like bulging out
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 2: You can't the man himself like, yeah, he's still gigantic,
Speaker 2: like but like, I mean, I imagine he had slipped
Speaker 2: up a few times already. I think this is probably
Speaker 2: all right. We're probably past that you're gonna suck my
Speaker 2: dick or what match and ship like that.
Speaker 1: So he was like, fuck you?
Speaker 2: He did? He did?
Speaker 3: He beat up like already is that you.
Speaker 2: And Kristinsky game on a bunch of.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, why would you if I saw this, dude,
Speaker 1: he came in and night one if fuck you, I've
Speaker 1: been like, wow, this might be the wrestler to say
Speaker 1: this something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, dude, I would just give him my time
Speaker 3: every week. See what he says? I mean, what's the worse?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm sorry, fuck Mark Dre.
Speaker 1: So they go to a pre tape. Bischoff is now
Speaker 1: at Stone Colds Home and this was verified and confirmed
Speaker 1: by Jim Ross.
Speaker 2: That is oh that Stone Colchouse. Okay, yeah loless is
Speaker 2: that also's places bigger than the Alamo? Yeah? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that Stone Cold house.
Speaker 1: By the way, this ship looks medieval, man.
Speaker 2: It looks fucking crazy. Yeah, I don't walk over.
Speaker 1: This and diabolo and you're fighting a demon from hell.
Speaker 1: This place looks crazy.
Speaker 2: You can have this red redemption. You're getting hognots and
Speaker 2: doing off the roof.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 2: So Bischoff stops at the door and he composes himself.
Speaker 2: He knocks on the door, and a random cowboy opens
Speaker 2: the door. We I mean, like, we get the guy's name,
Speaker 2: but I have no context of who this fucking guy is.
Speaker 2: This for all I know is the dark Side Brother.
Speaker 2: I don't know who the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy is awesome.
Speaker 3: Does he live there? Does he work for Stone? Is
Speaker 3: this guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like he just lives in the lower half of Stoekills
Speaker 2: out set.
Speaker 1: My name is Buford.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good one. I'm Eric Bischoff. You've seen You've
Speaker 2: seen Stone Cold Hell, know what I mean? No, he
Speaker 2: told me I was demeaning here. I was supposed to
Speaker 2: be stone Cold here at his house. Who are you?
Speaker 1: I'm My name Isord, Buford. What's the fuck is so
Speaker 1: funny that my name is Beautiford.
Speaker 3: That's on the covers of the.
Speaker 1: Name.
Speaker 2: Sorry man, Yeah, well, I was supposed to need stone
Speaker 2: Cold here, Like, where's where's stone Cold?
Speaker 1: His ass went down to the Longhorn Saloon.
Speaker 2: The Longhorn Saloon?
Speaker 1: Do I have to repeat everything? The Longhorn Saloon is
Speaker 1: where Steve Boston went.
Speaker 2: Where the hell is the Longhorn Saloon?
Speaker 1: Well, if you go about fifteen paces out there, you'll
Speaker 1: find it. It's not a big town.
Speaker 2: Kidding me?
Speaker 1: Why you keep saying my name?
Speaker 2: Listen, I came a long way. Are you absolutely sure
Speaker 2: Stone Cold is not here?
Speaker 1: I live here. My name is Beford. Of course I
Speaker 1: would go if he's here or not. If you say
Speaker 1: my name time. Once you get off my property right.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna go to Longford Saloon and bendera.
Speaker 1: How about you just get the hell off my property.
Speaker 1: I don't care where you go, Sorry, Betting, I think
Speaker 1: we get fired drove to I know where's at.
Speaker 2: That's like pretty much exactly how the conversation with like
Speaker 2: Beuford does not fun with this dude.
Speaker 1: I love that Buford was so confrontational. Yeah, hey, Bischoff
Speaker 1: because he likes to run over people. You know, Bischoff
Speaker 1: loves to take control of the situation. He was like Beuford.
Speaker 1: You got a problem, I'll kill you. What are you
Speaker 1: laughing at? Huh? Oh?
Speaker 2: Ship Jr. Says Oh, that ain't far from Austin's house.
Speaker 2: King and Lawler says, who's Beauford? Who the fuck said that?
Speaker 2: Somebody says, I got three shotguns and I all got
Speaker 2: your name on it.
Speaker 3: Dude, surely there's a pair with Bord.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: He saves Austin and Mattress and comes back.
Speaker 2: In no way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gotta be a pair of Forford. Right, you
Speaker 3: can't just show this guy name.
Speaker 1: One more time.
Speaker 2: You got a problem my name? Fuck?
Speaker 3: He comes into the shotgun no way out in saves Austin.
Speaker 2: This is the two thousand and three dark Side. He
Speaker 2: comes on a shot gun.
Speaker 3: Because business said his name.
Speaker 2: Legit, two thousand and three dark Side, Brother Tody, that's
Speaker 2: what this is.
Speaker 1: Cool man, I'm down with this guy.
Speaker 3: I don't know where you care for. He's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: So uh. Jazz returned last week from injury, and she
Speaker 1: attacked tris Stratus.
Speaker 2: Dude, she attacked tris Stratis and said, I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: you all the moves ever tris Stratus.
Speaker 1: She looks as shocked that you think Jazz was gonna
Speaker 1: come back as a baby face or something.
Speaker 2: Maybe she like thought Jazz got fired. He's like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 2: what you're doing here? That's funnier, that's even funnier. She
Speaker 2: thought Jazz is gonna come back on the face.
Speaker 1: I thought you were.
Speaker 2: She stomps, so, yeah, Victoria, she pushed his Victoria out
Speaker 2: of the way. I think like they laid out Trish
Speaker 2: steviean Victoria. He did. Jazz stomps her out, hits her
Speaker 2: with the bitch clamp, which is an awesome fucking name
Speaker 2: for a move. It's the hooking ladder, the uh who
Speaker 2: else does this move? Glam slam, jaded, everyone does his
Speaker 2: fucking move, the beauty sleep. Yeah, I does it as well,
Speaker 2: uh d d teaser, Fisherman buster and then an stf
Speaker 2: I said, holy ship, this is an unreal beatdown, just
Speaker 2: on her moves.
Speaker 1: So we have Victoria with Stephen Richards facing off against
Speaker 1: Molly Holly non time that year. Victoria is the champion
Speaker 1: currently and j R. Says that Molly Holly looks.
Speaker 2: Like Stevie Nicks, what the fuck are you wearing?
Speaker 1: Not to be confused with Stevie Rayvaughn or his brother
Speaker 1: or his So Molly, Molly and Victoria gotta give it
Speaker 1: to him. Man, they'd a solid group of like just
Speaker 1: woman's wrestlers for this division right now.
Speaker 2: They fucking put on a fucking good match here.
Speaker 1: Man had a good match. Man had a nice little
Speaker 1: angle at the end there.
Speaker 2: Story.
Speaker 1: So Molly starts going to work here. It was cool
Speaker 1: to see a nice lock up. Victoria keeps trying to
Speaker 1: overpower here, but Molly knows enough technical work to get
Speaker 1: out of the stuff here in the shines, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Molly hits some beautiful arm drags here, just crisp. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Victoria hits the torture rack sidewalk slam for two and
Speaker 1: takes over from here. She goes for the Widow's Peak,
Speaker 1: but Molly gets down and fires back with a violence
Speaker 1: party with the kicks.
Speaker 2: Dude. At one point, Victoria set Molly up for a suplex.
Speaker 2: I don't know why this, Like Jay, I just must
Speaker 2: have needed to say something. Victoria's sent her up for
Speaker 2: a supplex and Jared says a front facedock here by
Speaker 2: this Jezebel.
Speaker 1: Molly goes for the razzle dazzle, but Victoria hits her
Speaker 1: and then hits the Widow's peak and wins the match.
Speaker 2: What do you speak is a sick fucking move. I
Speaker 2: don't know if this has a name yet here or not.
Speaker 2: I mean Stevie I think was yelling it, but like
Speaker 2: on commentary this, oh shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awesome too. Yeah, I mean, like just just
Speaker 1: really solid work here. I was. It was a very
Speaker 1: nice surprise to see them. They didn't get a lot
Speaker 1: of time or anything, but they put together a good
Speaker 1: match here, and I was really happy with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I super enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: Victoria goes to pick Molly Holly up, but Jazz comes
Speaker 1: in and kicks her fucking ass. So Victoria was gonna
Speaker 1: kick her ass, but then Jazz kicks her ass instead.
Speaker 2: Jazz wants to glory. She comes out, She hits Molly
Speaker 2: with the bitch climp, hits her with the DVD. She's
Speaker 2: doing all the moves again. That's all the shit running
Speaker 2: through the move set again. Victoria goes to move Jazz
Speaker 2: out of the way. I don't know if she's gonna
Speaker 2: help or like what was going on here, but Jazz
Speaker 2: pushes her and then Steven goes the reason with them.
Speaker 2: Both as they get face to face, but they look
Speaker 2: at him and he backs off. Jazz then pushes Victoria
Speaker 2: back with just like a couple fingers and picks Molly
Speaker 2: up and hits her with another DD. This is I
Speaker 2: don't know where this angle goes or if it looks
Speaker 2: like it could go somewhere cool, but I imagine it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I imagine. Yeah, that's my same thought. I imagine this
Speaker 1: goes nowhere. My mind started racing when I saw this.
Speaker 1: I said, Wow, they got a really good like three
Speaker 1: four person shit here where like yeah, include Trish, like
Speaker 1: the idea of Victoria and Jazz in the three way
Speaker 1: Molly where Molly steals the wing because they're all up
Speaker 1: each other's ass.
Speaker 2: Like there's a lot of power dynamics do here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's like a cool power dynamic with Victoria, Jazz and Stevie.
Speaker 2: Like you know, there's cheating. Get out of there.
Speaker 1: They definitely don't do anything cool here. Up.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think so at all.
Speaker 2: If you tell me I'm.
Speaker 1: Wrong, I love to hear great. Uh, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. So backstage, the big gold one is here.
Speaker 1: Let's go with the hair. He looks great.
Speaker 2: He's here with Booker t Okay, so I was confused
Speaker 2: at first. It's like gold Dust is. It's just it's
Speaker 2: a tight shot in Goldust with the wig, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, Okay, Booker t comes in and the shot
Speaker 2: goes wide. Goldust was just kneeling down next to ww
Speaker 2: drunk in the parking lot. Oh. Sure, it's a long night,
Speaker 2: I guess yeah. I mean he had a lot on
Speaker 2: his mind. Well, Booker's fired up jams and Booker says,
Speaker 2: what I'm dog, you ready to go do this? I'm ready,
Speaker 2: I'm hype. Let's go do this thing, dog. And Goldis
Speaker 2: is a little more somber. He says, Listen, man, last
Speaker 2: couple of weeks, you and singles competition unparalleled. You're capable
Speaker 2: of so much more. I'm like, wow, this is a
Speaker 2: good fucking angle. Booker says, look, man, forget about that ship.
Speaker 2: We got business to handle. Man, Let's fucking go get
Speaker 2: these titles. And Golda says, listen, why go out there
Speaker 2: for another five to six months and chase those titles
Speaker 2: when you're you know you can do so much more,
Speaker 2: And like Booker starts to get like sad. He's like,
Speaker 2: we talking about man and Golda says, yeah, man, we
Speaker 2: got these shots tonights and those titles should be ours.
Speaker 2: But let's make a deal. If we go out there
Speaker 2: and win, that's great. If we don't, we go our
Speaker 2: separate ways. I don't like it, but you're capable of more.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, man, no, this is sad as shit,
Speaker 2: but I love this fucking angle.
Speaker 1: What if I just got third in an electrical box?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Book? They're gonna kill me? Did I don't?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like there's like thoughtful thinking here. And then they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: why do we still went to an electrical box, like so.
Speaker 2: Much more than could have did. Yeah, you're right, we'll.
Speaker 1: Just kill just kill this guy.
Speaker 3: Come on, Book, I'm said, I read the run sheet.
Speaker 3: Tonight I get thrown into a box.
Speaker 2: Fuck, come on, man, No, we don't got to I
Speaker 2: read the episode.
Speaker 3: I'd love to do more with you, man, but I'm
Speaker 3: getting beat up by Evolution tonight.
Speaker 2: I also read on the sheet we we do absolutely
Speaker 2: nothing in this tag match. I mean it's just no
Speaker 2: moves in this match.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know, there's nothing we could do, buddy.
Speaker 2: I mean it's just six minutes a heat book. I
Speaker 2: don't know what to tell you. No, it's good. Go on,
Speaker 2: we can we can, dude, go on. So yeah, Booker says,
Speaker 2: listen if that's the way you feel, all right, and
Speaker 2: Cola says, I love you, and book says, listen, we're
Speaker 2: gonna go out there. We're gonna get our tunnles back.
Speaker 2: We're gonna bounce on LANCEO and Regel's punk ass. Now
Speaker 2: can you dig that? The crowd yells sucker, and then
Speaker 2: they both headed the gorilla. This is an overact.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I love this team and I love yeah.
Speaker 2: Dude, me fucking too, man, me too. They should have
Speaker 2: a run in dp W.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they should get thrown to an electrical box.
Speaker 2: Kill this man now after we throw christ Danger at
Speaker 2: one for shitting in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Booker T and Gold Dust versus William Regal and Lance
Speaker 1: Storm tax team titles. If Booker T and gold doest lose,
Speaker 1: they will separate.
Speaker 2: That sucks. That sucks.
Speaker 1: Well. The refs check Regal and Storm for weapons before
Speaker 1: they even get to the ring. He says, I know
Speaker 1: one of y'alls cheating.
Speaker 2: Well, don't worry, Gold just look at the sheeting or not, he.
Speaker 1: Said, don't she just kick my ass. That's all you good?
Speaker 1: I know this guys just lose like a lot of dance.
Speaker 2: I'm as well killing just and my shit here please.
Speaker 1: It plays the World tag team title Stinger, but it's
Speaker 1: the old Attitude era titles, so yes, I don't know
Speaker 1: if they just switched these out or you know. Catch
Speaker 1: gold Dust gets control on lance Storm early hits that
Speaker 1: drop down.
Speaker 2: Upper cut bit, good move, good move.
Speaker 1: Tags in Booker t gold Dust gold Dust ass is
Speaker 1: worn out like his gear, his ass.
Speaker 2: Well also his face pain. It didn't even look like
Speaker 2: it was fully done for the match. Like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: that's just a story.
Speaker 3: Write whatever you want to warn gear.
Speaker 1: Please yeah, please, just.
Speaker 2: Why does lam Storm do a shoot st o on?
Speaker 1: Booker T forgot what the hell is going on? So
Speaker 1: Booker starts beating the ship out lance Store with these
Speaker 1: chop Storm that just says all right, Strigo gets tragged
Speaker 1: in starts to the uppercuts. Booker hits that kick, that
Speaker 1: backwards kick and that it's a double team move with
Speaker 1: gold Dust where gold Dust does in. The comes off
Speaker 1: with a single axe handle one last time. The big
Speaker 1: gold one is in and the arena is electric, right, Well,
Speaker 1: I could feel the energy in the room. They know
Speaker 1: this team's not breaking up. Gold Dust better watched off
Speaker 1: for the electricity, gold Dust, it's a jackknife bin for
Speaker 1: it too, and then a fucking huge joke slam dude.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, there was also a ton of just like
Speaker 2: everyone in the match does that. I'm like, god, fucking
Speaker 2: damn stop.
Speaker 1: Gold Dust, House of Fire with the Manhattan Dramas ship
Speaker 1: big Sean line. I said, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: Power slam, big Ash.
Speaker 1: Check the ass on this, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's worn out.
Speaker 1: Gold gold Dust then accidentally hits Booker because of Landstorm,
Speaker 1: and then land Storm. Oh my god, Lance Storm beats
Speaker 1: gold Dust the big gold one mind you with a
Speaker 1: leg lariat. No, no, what happened to gold Dust?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Not even the super kick?
Speaker 2: Come on, not even the super kick, dude. I saw
Speaker 2: him hit the fucking the fun leg larry the heel kick,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this feels like the finish, but there's
Speaker 2: this is a fucking falsey, right, It's not a falsey.
Speaker 2: They didn't cheat the beat them. Gold Dust sucks.
Speaker 1: This legendary tag team is all over boys, Big Gold
Speaker 1: It might be done.
Speaker 2: Oh Manning Storm still champions. I hate this fucking show.
Speaker 1: Booker teeth, then grabs a mic and says, hey, man,
Speaker 1: we got nothing to be ashamed about. I kind of
Speaker 1: want to keep this team going on. Be completely honest,
Speaker 1: this kind of is I see what they be doing him. Man,
Speaker 1: I read the sheet, gold Dust. You don't kind of
Speaker 1: go to the bag.
Speaker 2: Please don't go to the bag. Uh yeah, Booker says,
Speaker 2: you ain't got nothing to be ashamed about. We ain't
Speaker 2: got nothing that should be ashamed about. It's not your fault,
Speaker 2: not my fault.
Speaker 1: We just just lost to a leg lariat. It might
Speaker 1: be his fault. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I tried a little more. But maybe Goldest was on
Speaker 2: the mission to get electrocuted tonight. I mean, who knows well,
Speaker 2: Booker says, listen, it's fine of it all. I might
Speaker 2: have said nothing before, but we had one hell of
Speaker 2: a run, dude. Booker is doing this like emotional speech,
Speaker 2: or at least trying to make it be we had
Speaker 2: one hell of a run. And then someone from the
Speaker 2: crowd yells you dumb.
Speaker 3: Gold Is like, you're right, I do suck.
Speaker 2: What have you, bitch, and Booker says, listen, if you
Speaker 2: still feel the same as far as me and you
Speaker 2: go in our different ways, I can respect that, but
Speaker 2: I enjoyed every second we had together, and I love you,
Speaker 2: and let's finish it with our heads up. And then
Speaker 2: both of them hug and the crowd cheers. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh then, and this is where I thought evolution would
Speaker 2: just be here and jump them. But that's not what happens.
Speaker 1: No, it's even crazier than that.
Speaker 2: It's insane what happens. Actually, in fact, it's fucking unbelievable
Speaker 2: how it happens.
Speaker 1: Rv D Versus Kane is later tonight, and so is
Speaker 1: Sinner versus jericha number one Contenders match.
Speaker 2: Whoa, I'm a restling Kane.
Speaker 1: Oh this is awesome free tape. You knew the match
Speaker 1: the whole time. Right pre tape. We are at the
Speaker 1: Longhorn Saloon and Bischoff comes in and just fucking takes
Speaker 1: a due sea at the bar. I'll be taking that.
Speaker 2: Excuse me their texts and the bartender says, hey, what
Speaker 2: can I do for you? And Bischoff says, how about
Speaker 2: a martini? Hold the olive. They all start laughing at him.
Speaker 2: One of the bartenders now pulls out a dog. What
Speaker 2: the dog doing.
Speaker 3: Is that the first ever?
Speaker 1: Like legit, what the dog doing? This is.
Speaker 2: Wild market down on the calendars and day in history.
Speaker 1: This is the darkest day in history.
Speaker 2: There's a dog at the bar. Electric gold stat killed test. Dude.
Speaker 2: That was for me, So Becham says, all right, great
Speaker 2: goose with a twist. I love.
Speaker 3: Martini is all all alcohol. So he's drinking beer.
Speaker 1: You want a beer or not? Yeah, they only have brands, Tony,
Speaker 1: it's just beer.
Speaker 2: Gold Beer is fine.
Speaker 3: Texas is just beer, just a beer. I'll take a beer.
Speaker 2: Bartender says, you ain't around from here to these parts. Huh,
Speaker 2: says no, And he says, listen, y'all haven't seen Stone
Speaker 2: Cold Steve Austin, have you? And they all have and say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: a big old boy was in here. Big ass boy
Speaker 2: is And then one of the girls says, yeah, he
Speaker 2: with the nice abs and the DIBs quite well. As
Speaker 2: what did you think?
Speaker 1: As I did think he was asked, I thought, I
Speaker 1: thought you said yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought, oh, I thought she said abs.
Speaker 1: That's no, no, no, it probably definitely was abs. But
Speaker 1: like ass is what I.
Speaker 3: Thought I thought, Because he's the gene shorts, you know,
Speaker 3: the ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I he's got the ass.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought. Yeah, they were just riffing here.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Well, the guy says, yeah, yeah, he was in here,
Speaker 2: and uh, you know, he was supposed to meet what's
Speaker 2: your name again. I don't know how glad he was
Speaker 2: to meet you. You don't know you w W.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell is going on?
Speaker 2: Like, oh you're Eric, Michel, I love, it's just Ford
Speaker 2: life the motorcycle. He says. I don't know if he's
Speaker 2: your friend, but he came here looking for you. Michel says,
Speaker 2: and forget all about just tell me where he is.
Speaker 2: He went to the bar down the street. What bar, well,
Speaker 2: of course the silver Dollar Archie Blues And Benchell says
Speaker 2: silver dollar Archie Blue. Yes, what the hell is an
Speaker 2: Archie Blue? And the girl says, oh, it's you know,
Speaker 2: basement you go downstairs, saw dust on the floor, And
Speaker 2: Benche says, listen, I'll tell you what. I fucking wiss
Speaker 2: peanuts on the floor. I'll tell you what. The guys
Speaker 2: you can get a martini over there, I'll get that's it.
Speaker 1: We're like so far past. You say, yeah, brother, you
Speaker 1: can get yourself martini. Ass that is insane man.
Speaker 2: So he's going to the Shover Dollar Archie Blues.
Speaker 1: I definitely drink at the Long Horn Saloon. That seems
Speaker 1: like a fun place to drink cool.
Speaker 2: I got no gray Goose with the twist or whatever.
Speaker 3: I just drink beersh You got whiskey too, if you
Speaker 3: want that. That's all they got.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for Caine versus Rob Van dam.
Speaker 2: So last Monday, Caine got triple team by Flair Batista.
Speaker 1: I just happening to everybody on the show. Every single match,
Speaker 1: there's a pre tape where Evolution is picking their ass.
Speaker 2: Weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So RVD does his taunt here to start the match.
Speaker 1: Kane hits a line and goes for a pen and
Speaker 1: gets it too.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Hey, Kane? Your boys still, why did
Speaker 2: you do that?
Speaker 1: Well, someone's gotta win the match, you know yet, So
Speaker 1: RVD hits a split leg and moonsalt for a two,
Speaker 1: very different than one earlier. Yeah, Lawler says, I know
Speaker 1: what RVD should do.
Speaker 2: He should have ripped Kane's mask.
Speaker 1: Off and he'll run away and would cut out all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but leg here from RVD.
Speaker 3: That's a pretty good strategy. Honestly.
Speaker 2: I actually so.
Speaker 1: Rv D does the mic awesome dive to the outside.
Speaker 2: It does, dude, I.
Speaker 1: Must be misremembering how much he did this. I uh,
Speaker 1: for some reason in my brain. He doesn't do this
Speaker 1: very often, but we watched now where he does it
Speaker 1: like every time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe because in the games he didn't. He would
Speaker 2: do the like hilo.
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, yeah, sure. I like this though.
Speaker 2: It's cool me fucking too, and it makes him huge.
Speaker 1: So rv D goes up for the five star frog
Speaker 1: splash to win the match, but Jeff Hardy is here
Speaker 1: with a fish and he pushes rv D off the ropes.
Speaker 1: If anyone at w W got word of Jeff Hardy's
Speaker 1: fish story with Matt, oh my, he definitely would have
Speaker 1: come to the ring a lot with a fish.
Speaker 2: It would have been his gimmick. He would have been
Speaker 2: the fisherman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would have been.
Speaker 2: I got his idea. He'd be a fish man.
Speaker 6: Hey, buddy, So okay, I'm like flower, Okay, rv D
Speaker 6: and Jeff feuding.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's fucking weird. But then Jeff
Speaker 2: Jeff gets in the ring, bows up to Kane and
Speaker 2: just slaps him as hard as possible in the face.
Speaker 2: I said, what the fuck is happening? Then Kan goozles
Speaker 2: Jeff Choke slams him to hell already gets in the ring.
Speaker 2: Him and Can are cool now because Kan says, get
Speaker 2: the fuck up ship, Get the fuck up there. That
Speaker 2: ship will so rbody goes up and hits a five
Speaker 2: star from like a million miles away. He turns in
Speaker 2: the air and hits it. Kane does the cane pyro
Speaker 2: Kane's music hits. I am so confused.
Speaker 1: I mean boys, you know, boys will be boys, Brothers
Speaker 1: will be brothers. You gotta fight sometimes you come out
Speaker 1: the other side the boys are bad, dude, like yes,
Speaker 1: baby tax titles on the horizon.
Speaker 2: Kin getting fired up and when he said the fuck up.
Speaker 1: There, Yeah, that was awesome. I was super confused. And
Speaker 1: why fr you came out here like this?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I don't remember this at all. I have
Speaker 2: a brief thing here about it, but I'll talk about
Speaker 2: it after this next part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he like when he slapped Can in the face,
Speaker 3: it was almost like he wanted him to choke Simon.
Speaker 3: It felt like he was like, yeah, he chokes him.
Speaker 2: He's a sick sadistic son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. Booker t is looking for gold Dust, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Zarl Hebner. Arl Hebner says, yeah, Goldust went back to
Speaker 1: his hotel.
Speaker 2: He yeah. He goes up to the Earl and he says,
Speaker 2: big Eie you see Goldie man, and all this for him,
Speaker 2: this is all correct information here. He says, yeah, he
Speaker 2: went back to his hotel. Books are I appreciate that dog?
Speaker 2: And he walks away.
Speaker 1: Now does Earl Hebner know that that is crazy news?
Speaker 2: Also? He lied?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: He, I mean, Earl is a notorious liar.
Speaker 1: I did. He told Chip Blich told.
Speaker 3: Me to tell you Booker that he went back to
Speaker 3: his hotel.
Speaker 2: And maybe that was Toby. You're right, I mean that
Speaker 2: that's fucking bullshit. I mean, Booker's got a name from
Speaker 2: Big e Come on man, Goldie man, come.
Speaker 1: On, that's why that's why Booker teased the goat and uh, well,
Speaker 1: sadly his tag tea partner. Guys, Tonight we go back.
Speaker 1: If only Earl told the truth.
Speaker 3: It's in his blood, you know what.
Speaker 2: He's got to look more into Earl Hebner's involvement with
Speaker 2: this than the.
Speaker 3: Great one will always have a job. You wish you
Speaker 3: could be me.
Speaker 2: Okay, your mama had as.
Speaker 1: These are all the things he said to Booker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, and retaining like five times.
Speaker 1: So we go to the ring. Jeff Hardy is just
Speaker 1: laying there selling he's damned yeah, and Hbk's music hits
Speaker 1: and he comes out here because he had a segment.
Speaker 2: Plan yeah, which I thought was cool. Like Sean was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come, I was gonna come out here, but like,
Speaker 2: I guess I'm gonna have to talk about something else
Speaker 2: now because this guy's here. And he says, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: give you some advice free of charge. And he says,
Speaker 2: first of all, I know where you're coming from. I've
Speaker 2: been there, frustrated, conflicted, you're angry, you're hot at the world.
Speaker 2: I've been there, done that. But the biggest problem I
Speaker 2: have with you is something I call wasted potential, which
Speaker 2: is what I think you are. I'm like, oh, fucking
Speaker 2: Jeff Hardy.
Speaker 1: I guess he's taking food off my family. You should
Speaker 1: go to DNA. All this stuff you're pulling isn't working.
Speaker 1: You're at a crossroads in your career and it's decision time. Well,
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, I had to make a decision. So
Speaker 1: I kicked my partner to the face and through and
Speaker 1: through a plate glass window, and I stuck with that.
Speaker 1: I dealt with the ramifications. Nobody liked it when I
Speaker 1: did it, But fifteen years later, I believe in my
Speaker 1: heart that I'm the better man for that decision.
Speaker 2: That's money at all. And he says, what I'm telling
Speaker 2: you is not next week, not tomorrow, but today. You
Speaker 2: need to make a decision to stick with it, and
Speaker 2: you deal with the ramifications. Tonight. You tell these people
Speaker 2: who Jeff Hardy is gonna be. And Jeff snatches the
Speaker 2: mic from him, said, you don't know I am. You
Speaker 2: want fish? You got fish on your shirt?
Speaker 1: Was plate.
Speaker 2: He goes after Sean, but Sean sweet shin music. Some
Speaker 2: everyone pops Shawn's music hits and Sean shrugs and just
Speaker 2: starts dancing.
Speaker 1: Time T and a Buddy.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I looked it up because I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't remember this at all. So this was like
Speaker 2: a legit brief heel turned for him like this was
Speaker 2: like for a few weeks. He like he lost the
Speaker 2: booker T the week before this and Booker or sorry,
Speaker 2: Jeff jumped him after the match, but Booker just like
Speaker 2: kicked his ass, and I guess that also happened to
Speaker 2: rv D like the week before that, so like they
Speaker 2: were trying to do He'll Turn with him and then
Speaker 2: it ended like a month later when he saved Stacey
Speaker 2: from an attack by Christian.
Speaker 1: He will Turn Jeff hardy in this era.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean feels weird now. I say that as
Speaker 2: a guy that like I love the TNA Heel Turn.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm one of a few, but
Speaker 2: I thought it was cool as fuck. Obviously it didn't
Speaker 2: end great.
Speaker 1: It only last It only lasted like a few weeks.
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, maybe a month if that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like this, well he up, but sorry, that wasn't
Speaker 1: on you. Sorry, So we get a pre tape here,
Speaker 1: Shaan O'Hare here, Shaan O'Hare is here to talk to
Speaker 1: you about not doing your taxes. That's really.
Speaker 2: Damn. I mean, he's just kind of spitting here.
Speaker 3: He's got some good ideas.
Speaker 1: Explore some of these ideas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's say, you're nothing but a slave to the government.
Speaker 2: They're still in your money, your hard earned money, So
Speaker 2: why do you even need to pay taxes? They're nothing
Speaker 2: but a scam. This is a Shawan O'Hair promo. Do
Speaker 2: I have to keep saying this so people don't think.
Speaker 3: Saying this?
Speaker 2: And who's gonna know? You think the I R. S.
Speaker 2: Is gonna have time to go after a little guy
Speaker 2: like you. Way too busy tailing the big fish. Who's
Speaker 2: the someh.
Speaker 1: Somebody get this guy the funk out of this company.
Speaker 2: It's like an unbelievable roster of guys lining up to
Speaker 2: give him fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, it's about to be a grand exodus
Speaker 1: here in a second.
Speaker 2: Besides paying taxes, an un American, remember what our forefather said,
Speaker 2: no taxation without representation, And right now Shaan O'Hair said that,
Speaker 2: right now, your elected officials are not doing a very
Speaker 2: good job of representing you. What has your government done
Speaker 2: for you? This could be anybody taking that part, but
Speaker 2: shon hair specifically said it here. Think about it. Who
Speaker 2: needs your money more? You are filthy rich uncle Sam. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. This
Speaker 2: is a crazy gimmick. I okay, So I like this,
Speaker 2: Like I thought this was different and like the promos
Speaker 2: were fun. It leads to like absolutely.
Speaker 1: Nothing it I had no idea what it was he
Speaker 1: was supposed to be.
Speaker 2: It's just he's just, uh, he's maybe that's an advocate.
Speaker 1: But I don't get like what was that going to
Speaker 1: do in the ring?
Speaker 2: I guess no, I don't think they did either, because
Speaker 2: he debuts and he's with Roddy Piper and then like
Speaker 2: that's kind of like it was it like I thought
Speaker 2: he was going to be like a cult leader, like
Speaker 2: have a group. I do fucking too. I thought Seana
Speaker 2: Hair was sick, Seawn tom Bam god damn it, widow
Speaker 2: Makers and yeah he could like he had crazy like
Speaker 2: height on his jumps and shit spinning me and like
Speaker 2: he looked like a million bucks. Yeah so I mean,
Speaker 2: but you know, I just I guess that's how it is.
Speaker 2: Sometimes that's the.
Speaker 1: Way she Yeah. Maven versus Delo Brown with Teddy.
Speaker 2: Long, this could go down in the history books. Is
Speaker 2: maybe one of the most heatless matches I've ever watched
Speaker 2: my time.
Speaker 1: Like, all right, so first off, Mayvie comes out here,
Speaker 1: this crowd is going there, they were rupted. I mean this.
Speaker 2: Maybe I watched off different.
Speaker 1: Mavon's reaction is crazy, and then Delo's music hits.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, right, okay, you cut.
Speaker 1: The hair dryer off completely.
Speaker 7: Damn.
Speaker 2: I remember there was a match to come after this
Speaker 2: sweet Maven theme song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was surprised, like they turned it up crazy
Speaker 1: for Maven's interest, and then Delo they just turned it
Speaker 1: off and you could hear what it actually sounded like
Speaker 1: in the arena.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, was man fucking dead? That's funny as
Speaker 2: ship though, you're right and uh, Jared says, Kang, are
Speaker 2: you down with the Brown? And Lolas says, I'm beginning
Speaker 2: to get down with the Brown and Jesse Oh Teddy
Speaker 2: Long has and hey, that's not Teddy Long anymore. It's Theodore.
Speaker 2: I've known him for fifteen years and he's always been Teddy.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, okay, fuck.
Speaker 2: You man, I mean I want the goddamn no, fuck
Speaker 2: you man. I want to call you fucking gym man,
Speaker 2: you shoun of a bitch, Jim, fuck you.
Speaker 1: So we started with Mayving and Dealer Brown. Here, Dealer
Speaker 1: hits a shoulder tackle.
Speaker 2: He said, stay down, dude. You could hear I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm stopped. We couldn't hear them call the whole match.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this place. I mean this was your go get
Speaker 1: your ice.
Speaker 2: Cold drink sandwich.
Speaker 1: So Maven is still early in his career, so we're
Speaker 1: still doing a lot of basic stuff here. Yes, Mayven
Speaker 1: hits a double line and then does like an inside
Speaker 1: spinning heel kick for a two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, a couple of flash pins for a two
Speaker 1: from Mavon and a second root Bulldog gets a two,
Speaker 1: and then Dealer hits the sky High and it's all over.
Speaker 2: It's only two thousand and three. Dela was pretty over
Speaker 2: for a minute, like.
Speaker 1: Like crazy, like putting this here is nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah what Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just saw Sean Michael's coming out here. We
Speaker 1: had canand like these guys never had a chance. Like
Speaker 1: at some point, once you see a bigger star, you're.
Speaker 2: Like, I can't I don't want to see this any
Speaker 2: you can't come back down. Yeah, sure that's a that's
Speaker 2: a fucking great way to look at it. You're right,
Speaker 2: but I mean, yeah, this match also, it's not like
Speaker 2: the match was given them much anyway.
Speaker 1: But maybe Green, you know, neda Long cuts the primo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he gets in the ring and he tells the
Speaker 2: ref to fuck off, and he raises Delo's arm himself
Speaker 2: and Theodore along says Delo Brown victorious once again. Now,
Speaker 2: Delo Brown, since he's joined up with Theodore Long, he's
Speaker 2: undefeated and you know something to play. It's gonna stay
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I've got one thing to say before I leave this
Speaker 2: ring tonight, and that is everybody in the w W,
Speaker 2: everybody all over the world, and everybody's here tonight. I
Speaker 2: want you to say with me, down with the Brown,
Speaker 2: let me hear it, down with the Come on, what's
Speaker 2: the matter? Come on Brown?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 2: And j R. Gets pissed. Oh, Dilo thinks you're all
Speaker 2: chatting for me? Ain't nobody chatting?
Speaker 1: Which all Aerena is fucking silent right now, crowd, So damn.
Speaker 3: We go up to the press box.
Speaker 1: Triple H as Orton and Batista if they know what
Speaker 1: they're doing to Steiner and Jericho. They say yeah, and
Speaker 1: then they.
Speaker 2: Leave and Josh, what's that all about? Well, sadly, it's
Speaker 2: not exactly what.
Speaker 1: They didn't listen at all.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what fucking thought the thing they
Speaker 2: thought they were supposed to do.
Speaker 1: I don't either. They must have not understood the planet
Speaker 1: at all. You guys remember what you were supposed to
Speaker 1: do tonight?
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1: Triple Ay said, you guys should attack Scott Steyer Chris Jericho.
Speaker 1: What they heard? We should kill gold Dust.
Speaker 2: We should specifically find gold Dust and then kill him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what thew We got that?
Speaker 1: No problem?
Speaker 2: Oh good, well then go do that. That's good.
Speaker 1: So we got a pre tape here. Eric Bischoff has
Speaker 1: made it to Archie Blue Silver Dollar.
Speaker 2: Archie Blues only in Texas, of course. And uh, he's
Speaker 2: in there. He's drinking a beer at the bar. Bishop says,
Speaker 2: excuse me, Stone, call Steve Auston. You seen him and
Speaker 2: the bar. Tamer says, Sto, yeah, dude, stonehooon huh.
Speaker 1: Which is nuts, by the way.
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, it is nuts, but especially because there's a
Speaker 2: picture of her with stone Colds right.
Speaker 1: In front right there, you with Stone Cold right here?
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1: So you know where Stone Cold is? Who's that?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: I call him Steve Williams.
Speaker 2: About the nuts. Don't get me fucking don't get me started.
Speaker 1: Man, I mean, hold on right, not just thinking about doctor.
Speaker 2: You got goddamn Maven on this show. Don't fucking talk
Speaker 2: about doctor death. Oh she is sorry, whoa you? Ben
Speaker 2: Joel says, what do you mean him? Well, geez dude,
Speaker 2: they said they told me that the Argy Blue Sauna,
Speaker 2: Silver Dollar Bar, stone Cold stas to be here. She says,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen him. I guess he slipped out of here.
Speaker 2: And Beel said he slipped out this guy right here
Speaker 2: in the picture. He where is he? She just says,
Speaker 2: I can't fucking help you, man, And it just says fine.
Speaker 2: Walks away from the bar and he walks by to
Speaker 2: the boys playing pool and they're laughing. Benchell stops. He
Speaker 2: has a drink in his say. He says, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is so funny? And the guy says, something's real funny.
Speaker 2: Stone Cold's not here and you're not gonna sign him,
Speaker 2: And in a week Vince is gonna can your ass.
Speaker 1: Wow, Avid viewer, he's fucked into road. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: like this is I know that Macho could answer Today's
Speaker 1: raw just like this. He was gonna say, he just
Speaker 1: does I know he answers just like they said. Stone
Speaker 1: Call's not here and you're not gonna sign it. And
Speaker 1: in a week Vince is gonna can your.
Speaker 2: Assof pop by the way big pop. Yeah, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's fucking glad he's at the bar not watching Maven
Speaker 2: Versus Damn.
Speaker 1: He tuned out for that. He went to play bull instead.
Speaker 2: With the boys and he says, oh, yeah, you know
Speaker 2: that's funny, and he walks away and he turns back
Speaker 2: and he says, you know what, beers on me and
Speaker 2: Bischoff glasses. This fucking guy just shatters this glass over
Speaker 2: his head. The music in the bar stops movie style.
Speaker 2: Everyone turns and look. Bischoff is now full mounting the guy.
Speaker 3: Because when he threw the glass to like to hit
Speaker 3: him with the glass, it was like the hardest shot
Speaker 3: he could possibly ever do. And then he like falls
Speaker 3: over on top of the guy because he does it
Speaker 3: so hard, and.
Speaker 2: It's like, yah, ship out of him. Funny, now where
Speaker 2: Steve Austin. He isn't here because he would have gotten
Speaker 2: the same thing you just got. So the guy that's
Speaker 2: fucking trying to sign Steve as he says, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking glass this guy his ship if I
Speaker 2: see this ball, bastard. Screw Austin, screw Ban Derek Texas,
Speaker 2: and screw all of you and the bar starts brewing him.
Speaker 2: Someone in the back yards go to hell.
Speaker 1: The bar in the back.
Speaker 2: He hit this dude, so fucking.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, the music stopped. They probably bio leaves.
Speaker 2: They turned the music back, going.
Speaker 3: This is normal day in Texas.
Speaker 1: Bro So we go backstage. Batisia and Orton have found
Speaker 1: gold Dust. Why and they asked, gold does say you
Speaker 1: see Scott Steiner anywhere?
Speaker 2: Dude? So, not only is gold Dust not at the hotel,
Speaker 2: but he's sitting here sad. He's a sad sat on
Speaker 2: a box gold.
Speaker 1: He's a sad gold.
Speaker 2: And he's sitting there and yeah, Orton says, hey, loser.
Speaker 2: He says, you see Scott Steiner anywhere? And gold Dust
Speaker 2: is obviously fucking sad and he ignores him. He's got
Speaker 2: his head in his hands down and Orton says, hey, loser,
Speaker 2: I said, you see Scott Steiner anywhere.
Speaker 3: Batista and Orton gotta checked, you know, locker room first
Speaker 3: to see if he was in his locker room, probably
Speaker 3: getting ready for the match. He's got to know.
Speaker 1: He could have just waited till they heard holler if
Speaker 1: you hear me.
Speaker 2: What? So Orton starts kicking gold dust as Batista is
Speaker 2: now joining in. They're fighting through pipe and Draper said, hey, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 2: what this is how this happens? Gold just didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, grab that gold guy and kill him.
Speaker 2: Kill that guy. That's what Hunter told us. Can find
Speaker 2: and kill him. You know, I'm a Goldberg Gold. Oh
Speaker 2: well you.
Speaker 1: Should be a little more like punching on that information
Speaker 1: A gold guy, the big gold one. I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you, this is the goldest guy that I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Fire. Okay, okay, So they kick gold dust as through
Speaker 2: pipe and drape. We're out in like the crowd area
Speaker 2: now and they fucking gold is trying to fight back.
Speaker 2: But the numbers, you know, then they got them with
Speaker 2: the numbers here. They're also very nicely dressed. I don't
Speaker 2: know why, I just remember.
Speaker 1: That they are. They're in the little suit like down. Yeah, sadly,
Speaker 1: it's a bad day to being an electrical box on
Speaker 1: the wall.
Speaker 2: Wrong, it's gold, be the gold guy one of two.
Speaker 1: I did not mean to kill you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that. Well, I mean, so here's what happens,
Speaker 2: which is I don't know if I ever knew. This
Speaker 2: is how it happened. So Orton throws gold dust into
Speaker 2: the wall and goldust hits the electrical box, but it's
Speaker 2: not open yet, and gold's hitting it is what opens
Speaker 2: the electrical box door style. It is exactly how it
Speaker 2: comes a fade backstage style the Orton, but he's to
Speaker 2: throw gold dust back into the wall and gold dust dies,
Speaker 2: golds gets electrocuted in front of everybody.
Speaker 1: Much.
Speaker 2: God, what a fucked up day.
Speaker 1: Going everywhere?
Speaker 2: Dude, they're electric eating the ship out of him.
Speaker 3: Man, his hand is stuck in the goddamn box. His
Speaker 3: arm gets like he's like crazy and so much. The
Speaker 3: other box explodes, so.
Speaker 2: He gets fucking electrocuted. As sh it. They run with
Speaker 2: fire extinguisher. Someone yells kill the power and the fucking
Speaker 2: gold dust is laid out there. He's burned a ship.
Speaker 1: Dude, Okay, they killed gold dust. Did you can actually
Speaker 1: hear me in the back? There was tears in my eyes.
Speaker 1: I transferred their hand of the screen. Did you on
Speaker 1: the movie styles? Really that I saw that gold dust?
Speaker 2: Not fucking gold dust? Man, that's what JR does, Dude, James,
Speaker 2: Oh no, dude, somebody in the in the crowd legit
Speaker 2: does yell gold dust that was me no gold gold dust.
Speaker 1: Face. Why would gold dust know where Scott Steiner case.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering too. But maybe it goes to
Speaker 2: our other theory, James, that Batista and Randy Horton don't
Speaker 2: really know anybody, so they thought this was Goldberg, and
Speaker 2: they knew that they worked together at w CW, so
Speaker 2: of course he would know what Scott's Snyder was.
Speaker 3: Or they're actually really smart they knew gold Dust was
Speaker 3: dust from w.
Speaker 2: C and they had a lifelong dream of killing him.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Or or they wanted to kill.
Speaker 7: A guy, true, and they just beat up anybody. They
Speaker 7: grabbed the nearest guy and fill into an electrical box.
Speaker 2: It just so happened to be gold dust. I mean,
Speaker 2: if you had walked out of the scene video game
Speaker 2: style and came back in, Chief Morley could have been
Speaker 2: sitting there.
Speaker 1: I'd like to see that alternate universe.
Speaker 2: Reverend Deyvon could have been sitting there and you could
Speaker 2: have threw him into an electrical box. I mean, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of things that could have changed here.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: But I mean the gold dust is dead.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the craziest like shit I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: They kicked this guy's ass out to an electrical box
Speaker 1: and they killed him. I mean, like really that is unbelievable,
Speaker 1: Like someone wrote that down and they said that is
Speaker 1: a great idea.
Speaker 2: There was probably no like fighting on it, Like, hm.
Speaker 1: Wow, what if what if we multi said this one?
Speaker 1: What if we started it in the match earlier in
Speaker 1: the night, and then Booker's real sad because the tag
Speaker 1: Partnyer just got killed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we give gold Dust the worst night of his life.
Speaker 2: Perhaps have him lose to something shitty. I wonder if they.
Speaker 1: Ever, like if the idea was ever that he like
Speaker 1: actually died like or if it was like always gonna
Speaker 1: be He just gets a stutter.
Speaker 2: Well, I do have here James from The Observer, February tenth,
Speaker 2: twousand and three. The plan is for gold Us to
Speaker 2: return a changed man after being electrocuted. He'll now have
Speaker 2: all sorts of psychological problems, including Touret syndrome. The deal
Speaker 2: is that Dustin on airplanes and in the dressing room
Speaker 2: often pretended to have Turet's as a joke and number
Speaker 2: one lesson in wrestling, don't ever cut promos on an
Speaker 2: airplane that you don't want to cut on television so
Speaker 2: he ribbed himself into this gimmick.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it kept him on TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess it worked out. Yeah. He's all,
Speaker 2: you're funny on the airplane home. We're gonna fuck electrocute
Speaker 2: you on raw about that buddy, Like you.
Speaker 3: Know, there was like an interview with him where he
Speaker 3: was saying he did this on the airplanes and he
Speaker 3: was ribbing people. He would. He said there was one
Speaker 3: time when there was two old people next to him
Speaker 3: and he was saying.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, fuck fuck, fuck it. It sounds like the skin.
Speaker 3: Tried out to laugh and then I forgot who was
Speaker 3: with it, but they were like, you shouldn't laugh at him.
Speaker 3: He's real sensitive about this. And then he just kept
Speaker 3: doing it and doing it, and then he got down
Speaker 3: the line, you.
Speaker 1: Know, w gold enough time he was seven and almost
Speaker 1: ruined his career.
Speaker 3: Don't laugh at him. He was seven.
Speaker 1: So No Way Out is brought to you by Starburst.
Speaker 2: Sour Hey, gold dust just died. Hello, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: We got a made event? Well they got they got
Speaker 1: a little three D render of the Starburst sour Gold
Speaker 1: gold Dust just died. By the way, there.
Speaker 3: Starburs These are fruit fruity, delicious, delicious fruity.
Speaker 2: Oh they do they do During the break, they come
Speaker 2: back and they show gold dust got loaded onto his
Speaker 2: stretcher and they opposite gannized them. J R. Said in essence,
Speaker 2: he got accidentally electrocuted, and the e mts during commercial
Speaker 2: you can hear him talking and they said he was
Speaker 2: going into shock. Yeah, man accidentally electrocuted on the act.
Speaker 1: Just killed a guy. Here's the event, Chris Jericho versus
Speaker 1: Scott Steiner, Number one Contenders match. Scott Steiner comes out,
Speaker 1: holler if you hear.
Speaker 2: Me, Okay, great fucking theme song, and it's time to complain.
Speaker 2: Why the I mean, like two K has money? Are
Speaker 2: you kidding me?
Speaker 1: You know, you know exactly why they did with it,
Speaker 1: you know exactly.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: It's a w w WEE printed song too, like they
Speaker 1: did that song, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I don't need a w w wan It's fine, just
Speaker 2: give me this one. And like the chain mil looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1: W w Okay the.
Speaker 3: Game, yes, figured it out that technology is too advanced.
Speaker 1: For I mean, his head is crazy looking. They got
Speaker 1: that ship printed on.
Speaker 2: His head, dude, Yeah, and like you kind of give
Speaker 2: him the song.
Speaker 1: It was either two ways. This could have been Johnny.
Speaker 1: It's either printed on his head or it's floating a
Speaker 1: it said, so, uh yeah, his w c.
Speaker 2: W song is heat the it is cool. I mean,
Speaker 2: I like the w W one two. It's not like
Speaker 2: me too far removed and I would accept either. But yeah,
Speaker 2: goddamn it.
Speaker 1: So Steiner points to Triple H and Flair in the
Speaker 1: press box. They should probably be fleece up there investigating
Speaker 1: the death of don't but understandable.
Speaker 2: Steiner yels, yeah, I see a triple anyway. Cool? Okayut
Speaker 2: the gold dust thing not of end of the show.
Speaker 1: Triple A said, no fucking way, buddy, Yeah that's exactly what.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we get into the match here. Steiner overpowers
Speaker 1: Jericho early, of course, which forces Chris Jericho to try
Speaker 1: to figure out other ways to take Scott down. Jericho
Speaker 1: decides that mind games is the best way to do it,
Speaker 1: flexing on him and Scott gets pissed. Backs into the corner,
Speaker 1: Jerco pokes him in the eyes. Always good.
Speaker 2: I love this era of Jericho me too.
Speaker 1: I mean, Jericho was just, I mean like he was
Speaker 1: the greatest ever for a long time forever. Yeah, Steiner
Speaker 1: hits the elbow drop push ups instead of the pin,
Speaker 1: and Earl yells, what are you doing? Man?
Speaker 7: He damn it?
Speaker 1: So Steiner laughses on for the belly to belly, but
Speaker 1: Jericho grabs the ref so he can't be thrown and
Speaker 1: then kicks Steiner out of the ring and throws him
Speaker 1: into the steps of Jericho goes for the flying nothing,
Speaker 1: but Steiner catches him into the belly to belly.
Speaker 2: That was awesome.
Speaker 1: Steiner gets him in the power bomb position and yells,
Speaker 1: huh to the crowd, that's awesome. Jericho gets out and
Speaker 1: goes through the walls of Jericho, but Steiner twists him
Speaker 1: because he's too strong, siners the power bomb again and
Speaker 1: yells huh, classic ser Steiner power.
Speaker 2: Bomb is a little weird.
Speaker 1: No, that's one of his big moves. He's got a
Speaker 1: lot of big moves here.
Speaker 2: They are getting over I guess on a double underhook
Speaker 2: at least, right, like.
Speaker 3: That's normally his thing. Yeah, you're right, he was.
Speaker 2: Injured technically, Oh sure, Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 1: I mean Jericho was doing everything. He was the one
Speaker 1: moving everywhere here. Yeah, Steiner was pretty immobile for most
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: So dude, when he when Jeredo threw one of this,
Speaker 2: there's the camera was right on top of Steiner, and
Speaker 2: Steiner goes, oh, cartoon.
Speaker 1: There's good.
Speaker 3: That's his first that's his first step bump. He's taken, right, I.
Speaker 2: Think you're.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 1: Steiner hits the power bomb for a two. Jericho then
Speaker 1: tries to pin him with his feet on the rope
Speaker 1: for two.
Speaker 2: He kicks out somehow right in front of all this
Speaker 2: didn't As Jericho is getting into position for a dirty
Speaker 2: pin as close as possible to the ropes, Earl Hepner
Speaker 2: sees none of this. Earl Hepner, I mean, is un
Speaker 2: accomplished to a murder by the way. I think we
Speaker 2: should come on his mind, right, like going on up there.
Speaker 1: So Jerko climbs up to hit a top rope move,
Speaker 1: Steiner crotches him, and then Steiner loads him up and
Speaker 1: hits the second rope Olympic Slam for the three.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe that. I couldn't believe he won with that.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: You gotta win with some ship leading up this triple
Speaker 1: h match so you can kick out all of it.
Speaker 1: That that's so true?
Speaker 3: Was a different move so that I could kick out
Speaker 3: of all of them.
Speaker 2: Man man, Well, triple legend Flower pissed in the skybox
Speaker 2: because Scott Steiner is not dead. Diner's on the second rope,
Speaker 2: tawning towards the skybox and he's I guess he like
Speaker 2: was just so fired up he didn't remember how to
Speaker 2: do the you know, the universal sign for I'm winning
Speaker 2: the belt. So he's just slapping his stomach kamalasty. This
Speaker 2: looks insane. I said, well, that's my god, it is
Speaker 2: the best ever. I don't know. That's sweet.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we get a ending segment here. Chief Morley
Speaker 1: is telling Bishoff on the phone that gold Dust died.
Speaker 1: We got a fucking electionituded man, I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on. You gotta get back here.
Speaker 2: And then of course Vince McMahon walks in and Chief
Speaker 2: Morley's I got shit, he' said mister mac man, sir,
Speaker 2: how are you? And Vince says, well, gold dust died.
Speaker 2: Did I hear this right?
Speaker 1: Gold dust died?
Speaker 2: You guild gold Dust?
Speaker 1: Right, I leave for two weeks and gold dust dies.
Speaker 2: Well, if I'm not impressed next week, and if you
Speaker 2: don't resurrect the gold Dust. I'm gonna call you and
Speaker 2: Eric down of the ring, oh yes, And I'm gonna
Speaker 2: look you Eric and Eric Bischoff in the eyes, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say the words your fired, please break back,
Speaker 2: gold Dust. He's a very important goodbye. This is an
Speaker 2: unbelievable two thousand and three show. Like that's probably the
Speaker 2: best way I can describe this.
Speaker 1: I mean, SmackDown was kicking their ass for a while.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, Yeah, man, Dudley's don't go over there, don't
Speaker 2: be full yeah, man, the things.
Speaker 1: Are winding down already over there.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, you get there too late, Buddy's ober Yeah, wow,
Speaker 2: you're right, holy ship. Yeah, I mean Mania's in two months.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hayman's already gone a thing, if not just about
Speaker 1: to be right. Yeah, right, he might go up to Mania.
Speaker 1: I believe he fucking left like January, like that always happens,
Speaker 1: I think, right, I mean they can never like he's
Speaker 1: just just a lot to deal with, I guess, so sure.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean, like the Cane un masking thing
Speaker 2: is getting teased here, that's soon. I mean we've reviewed
Speaker 2: that already, check down the archives, but we have not.
Speaker 2: This is somehow we've We've referenced the gold Dust being electrocuted,
Speaker 2: but we never watched the actual episode was on. It
Speaker 2: happened a bit differently than I remembered it, and on
Speaker 2: a different part of the show that I remember this.
Speaker 2: But I mean, like I mean, thankfully spoilers. I mean,
Speaker 2: for anyone that was worried, didn't No, gold Dust actually
Speaker 2: does make it out of this. He not die, thank God,
Speaker 2: thank yes.
Speaker 1: And he just developed the starter. Yeah, I mean, there's
Speaker 1: actually no other psychological issues, is just the starter and.
Speaker 2: Then he loses that eventually. He's like, it's like a
Speaker 2: temporary to read syndrome.
Speaker 1: Makes fun of him too.
Speaker 3: Soon.
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