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three hundred and eighteen.
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Speaker 1: Once again because we are talking about TNA impact or
January fourteenth, twenty ten.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what everyone was asking for, right They
were like, guys, we need to know what you thought
of the second episode of the Hogan Era. Everyone's been
saying it, so we said, yes, listener, we will do
that more. Yes, we will do it, and we'll talk
about it on this one. Going back to twenty ten,
which was by all means one of my least favorite
years of my life.
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Speaker 1: All right, let us get into TNA Impact January fourteenth,
twenty ten, the second episode of the War on ww Rainum.
Speaker 2: The war has begun, and of course what better way
to fight the good fight than to, I mean, just
completely avoid Mondays.
Speaker 1: Run away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stay away from Mondays as much as possible, because
you know, we get a taste of what TNA is
possible to do. But now it's you know, we gotta
we gotta regroup.
Speaker 1: We gave him a taste with homicide not hitting out
the cage and Jeffy's sitting on top.
Speaker 2: We got nasty.
Speaker 1: We gave him a horrible horbook taste, and we thought
we followed up on a different night with a completely
different pace show.
Speaker 2: Dude, super different paced. I'm excited to talk about it.
But before we talk about that, let's talk about what
was going on the world wrestling at the time. With
the wrestling I was ever newsletter. January thirteenth, twenty ten,
there was a story in the FHM magazine that Sylvester
Stallone suffered a broken neck in doing a fight scene
for the movie The Expendables with Steve Austin. Stalone was
quoted in the story saying, actually, my fight with Stone
called Steve Austin was so vicious that I ended up
getting a hairline fracture of my neck. I'm not joking.
I haven't told anyone this, but I had to have
a very serious operation afterwards. I now have a metal
plate in my neck. Well God damn Suney.
Speaker 3: Too awst to throw potatoes over there.
Speaker 2: Austin Gambo Stun Dog Buba The Love Sponge and get
ready for that, everybody. Bub Love Sponge had major issues shockingly,
as apparently he was arranged for a deal where a
lot of his listeners would get special passes to attend
the taping. Uh this for the January fourth taping and
when they got there their passes, uh, they weren't allowed in.
He ranted heavily on the people at Universal. What made
it clear he was saying nothing bad about Dixie Carter.
After the show ended, he posted quote, I want to
apologize that each and every fan that got fucked with
then turned away and talk down to today at TEENA.
Trust me, Dixie Carter will be as upset as I am.
And when she finds out. If there's one thing I
did learn, it's she's a very remarkable and honest business woman.
Shocking that the Universal saw a bunch of people on
Bubba the Love Sponge shirts and dad just show up
and say, we don't fucking really want you here.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, that's crazy to show up at the Blue Man
Group with a Bubble Sponge shirt on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, having a Bubba the Love Sponge pass should get
you beaten by security and started.
Speaker 1: Rowed them all into a circle and then beat them
with hamler And that's where they got the idea for
Aces and eight.
Speaker 2: They watched the corral Bubba Loves Bunch fans and beat
the fuck out of them. Haul Cogan had a meeting
with the talent before the show and told him that
his door is always open if people have storyline ideas
for themselves. I don't know if I believe this.
Speaker 1: The door's open, but I won't be in there. Brother, I.
Speaker 2: Talked to the wall. Dude, not that one. Hogan did
an interview with IGN dot Com and claimed that TNA
today is exactly what ww was in nineteen ninety four
when he first came there, saying ww was producing TV
at Disney and TNA at Universal. At both times, WWF
was a monopoly and fans had no choice. Meltzer says
that wasn't the case then and isn't the case now.
He said the only difference was in ninety four, fans
were med at him for going WCW, but this time
fans aren't mad at him for going to TNA because
they know it's good for the business and that the
best time in wrestling was the Monday Night Wars period.
He said a lot of fans are sick of DX
and Hornswoggle.
Speaker 1: He said that w W disagrees.
Speaker 2: Give that a little son of a bitch off by
show dude. Hogan said he wants to make it so
when aj Styles goes through an airport, everyone will know
who he is. They just don't think this guy is
any type of like I.
Speaker 1: Mean they were pulling like a million viewers on Spike
most of the time. I mean they would dip below
it quite often, but like average, it was probably around
a million.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like AJ was always a tough guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He was on a radio interview the morning of the
showdown of the January fourth show, Hulk Hogan said he
had a chance to go back to w W but
didn't want to play political games with Triple H and
Shawn Michael's and get heat when he got cheered too
loud and also horns.
Speaker 1: If it went back to WWE, they would have done
a segment where they put out whole Cogan and then
they put out Hornswoggle and they see who gets a
bigger pop. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that.
Speaker 1: Is very specific. H A. Michaels A Triple A Swoggle.
Welcome back w w E. You will be facing my
son Shane.
Speaker 2: Shane. She's a good worker, brother. I like working Shane.
Speaker 1: Not that sun there he is.
Speaker 2: He does he does the face like when he pulled
his own head out of a box.
Speaker 4: He picks up horn Swoggle, he picks the head surrending
yellow horns.
Speaker 1: As if as if that's the H versus d X.
Speaker 2: From The Observer January eighteenth, twenty ten, there was unhappiness
with Scott Hall and Sean Waltman. I mean, color be
shocked Hall for showing up and being exactly what everyone
assumed dB based and Walman showing late for TV this
second night. Even those who went to bat for them
were frustrated that Hall would be like that on day one,
and that Whatman, who everyone was skeptical about in TNA
because of his past history there would show blade on
a second day. Waltman claimed a stomach flew, and for
obvious reasons, most are skeptical. Still, this is TNA and WWE,
and it's not like Hall was pulled from the pay
per view. Hall and Nash versus beer money could be
scary on a lot of levels, Meltzer says, particularly since
Hall probably has no future and he's as to lose,
knows how to lose in a way that puts the
people winning under You'll we'll get to talk about some
sk hal and Sean Watman here on this show. If
anyone had any you know, second thoughts on how they
would be on this show, Well, that kind of sets
you up for it.
Speaker 1: My thought when watching this was, man, this group needs
Eric Young.
Speaker 2: Just to make it clear how much they didn't want
Hogan booed on the first show, they did a lot
of edits of the show when it replayed on January seventh.
The key thing was to edit out bullshit chance, edit
out all booze for Hogan, as well as eliminate that
clumsy seventy two seconds where Homicide was hanging upside down
and unable to get on the cage. They also edited
the crowd reaction to Hogan Jared segment, had new voiceovers
for some segments, and edited out Hogan talking about how
he had been in the back with the guys all night,
which he said a few times during his interview, even
though the forest forty five minutes of the show aired
with the idea that he was in a limo just
waiting to ARRIVEE dude, we talked.
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they replayed it and cut all that
shit out. I mean, I might as well keep the
homicide thing like people want to see it.
Speaker 1: Right, Like I'm tuning in to see homicide trying to
get out the case I.
Speaker 2: Think he got heat for that. I think I read
that in one of these that like he did get heat, Like,
why the fuck didn't you practice this? I don't know. Well,
that is it for the Observer. Now let's talk about
the second episode of TNA from the Hogan era from
January fourteenth, twenty ten.
Speaker 1: All right, so let us get into TNA Impact. Here
we get a cold open that goes over last week's
show to like a storm.
Speaker 2: Lie to me, they had a bunch of like just
songs that they credited on this. I don't know if
they had to deal with like a label at the
time or something or what this was, but I.
Speaker 1: Think I saw one of them was a Victory Records band,
which is a pretty big label.
Speaker 2: Was it OTEP?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The O TEP band?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, which I was like, whoa OTEP? This is
a band? I know? What the fuck? That was? Cool? Uh?
So yeah, recapping the biggest night in TNA history, which is,
of course the January fourth episode of Impact. If you haven't,
we have reviewed this, yeah, I believe so, yeah, check
that out out if you haven't, because that's just before this.
So Rick Flair's in TNA. TAZ of course, says the
ominous words that TNA, the TNA we know right now
will never ever be the same, true, very true. Jeff
Hardy was there, Shannimore is also there, All Cogan's in
the Impact Zone, and Hogan's the teen is going to
be the number one company in the world. Well, then
Scott Hall and Xbox show up and said that it
means big paychecks, big souled out arenas, and big parties
and the little guy, Big Meg, medium size Meg and
the little men. Bischof says that everyone has to earn
the position in the company and things are about to change.
Hogan says that a Jane Kurt because they had a
match on the show, the two greatest wrestlers in the business,
and just raised the TNA borrow a whole new level.
So these guys have been doing this for years.
Speaker 3: Here, Yes, they raised the company to the same bar
that they were at because they were on top already.
Speaker 2: Probably already had better matches than the one they had
on that show.
Speaker 3: No, this is the greatest match in the history of ever.
Speaker 2: I think this that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll give it to him here. With that, they
did try to put over the curtain. AJ thing is
a very very big deal and there's probably the one
positive that came out of that. Yeah, they positioned that
match as it was, but I think it was only
positioned as such because of Kurt Angle correct, Yeah, not
m A J.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hogan tells Jarrett that he ran the company into
the ground and he's and Hogan is now Dixie Carter's partner,
and he tells Jarrett that he has to prove himself.
Nick Foley is here, He's pissed off. He doesn't want
to work for Eric Vishoff, which leads to him getting
his ass kicked by the band. And this episode of
teena impact because they always had a little title is
which really put a fucking bad feeling in my stomach.
Is just the band as at all? This can't be good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get rid of this soon too, they stop
doing this. This is left over from before Hogan and
Bischoff got here. So we come into the Impact zone
here and we're still using the six sided ring.
Speaker 2: Yes, enjoy it for the last week that you can
enjoy it.
Speaker 1: That's right. At Genesis, they cut the playpin ring promo
that's universally remembered. I mean, I have never remember it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that and Sean Morley beating Christopher Daniels clean. Fuck,
I'll never forget that shit. But it was nice to
see the six sided ring here.
Speaker 2: It was and the guys that are in it here
are are pretty fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We start off the show here with Generation Me
versus the MotorCity machine Guns. This is Generation Me's first
time on the show, I believe.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's correct, it's their first tag match here. And
for those that may not know, Generation Me are the
young Bucks. It's Max and Jeremy Buck.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay, yeah, they got haircuts and they went
to the mall before this show, Hot top yep, and
they bought all their clothes that they were asked by,
and they had the purple A six and the purple
yeah purple.
Speaker 2: So I think the story goes is that they had
a dark match just before Christmas, I want to say,
and that got them signed. I think they might have
signed the contracts the night before or the day of Christmas. Uh,
and then they started here, and I mean, how exciting
you know, you spending fucking Christmas with your family, You're
signing a TV contract Like.
Speaker 1: They were excited you. I remember reading in their book
about how excited what they were, and they were told
like day of the show, they were like, uh yeah,
we need you to go like buy and cut your hair.
You and they were like, okay, sure, let's do it,
just because they were, you know, excited to have a
contract and be on TV and stuff. Of course, that
doesn't last very long. But I think that Motor City
and Generation Me had a bunch of really fun matches
and I think that, like, uh, I think that they
they missed the boat here. I mean, they could have
had some cool shit going on, but they side against it.
Generation Me comes out and I feel like they cut
the crowd because they were chanting young Bucks super loud.
Speaker 2: You I know, and you get into the match and
they're doing it. It's like, oh, well we can't what
do we do about that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do we do in the match?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So Motor City starts off hot here six Haul
and nash Or walking backstage. We get the little picture
in picture which was funny.
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, split screen of the band arriving and they're
talking and you can't hear them and you can only
imagine what Scott Hall is say, where are we?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they look lost, So we go back to the ring. Here,
Max Buck hits a twisting cutter off the top for
a hot tag to Jeremy Buck. Max, I love these
buck these young bucks. I love them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love the young Bucks. I mean like at
some point you can't ignore it, right, like they probably
were super not wanting to with the crowd is every
fucking spot they're chanting for the young bugs.
Speaker 1: So Max Buck is Matt Jackson and Jeremy Buck is
Nick Jackson.
Speaker 2: I mean their hair looks nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it just looks like a little school
cut or something, you know.
Speaker 2: Chopped it. Yeah. I didn't even really try to make
it look nice. They just set out the probably.
Speaker 1: They probably got at the mall. They probably got the
clothes and then went to the supercut.
Speaker 3: Please go and there just sh up immediately.
Speaker 1: So Jeremy Buck hits a moonsaw from the apron the
inside out comes back in hits the springboard facebuster for
a close to. Crowd is going insane.
Speaker 2: For this, crowd's going nuts. Taz On commentary is going,
what the fuck are they doing? This is like he's like,
holy shit.
Speaker 1: So Chris Saban goes for a bulldog combo. Here but
gets super kicked and the Bucks hit the twisting neck
breaker on the knee.
Speaker 2: And this is before they're the superkick guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, no Superkick party.
Speaker 2: Yet, Yeah, but there, you know, shades of it. They're
still doing rockers, you know spots.
Speaker 1: Taz says, who are these young bucks? Alex Shelley comes in,
He hits a sid kick off the top and looked crazy.
Speaker 2: I legitro dive in fucking sid kick from Shelley. I
mean it was awesome. It was almost you.
Speaker 1: Know RVD and here comes to pain like so Max
Buck hits a fucking spear.
Speaker 2: That was cool, dude. Also, Taz doesn't know, it's like
which one is Max and which one is fucking Jeremy.
So he does the spirit. He's like, nice fucking spear
by Max. That's Max, right, that's right.
Speaker 1: The Bucks hit a standing moon salt springboard frog splash
combo for a two one Shelley classic. And I got
to give it to the MotorCity machine Guns too, because
they have a bunch of shit too, right, But this
was just all about introducing the young Bucks to this crowd, right,
and it made them look like a million bucks. So
I mean, I really got to give it a MotorCity
for or letting him do all their shit and get
over here was very cool.
Speaker 2: I did not I mean spoilers, not even a thought
in my mind. They were gonna win.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what a what a cool moment too.
Yeah it was done.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, Motor City hit a Dominator DDT combo for a
two uh saving crashes and burns on the floor. Shelley
misses Slice Spread.
Speaker 2: Sam and so that's so crazy that I believe that
he fucking house shows and missus and he hits the
floor like you got hurt. Yeah, yeah, I was shit.
Speaker 1: That was the finish, I guess Shelley miss Slice Spread
and the Bucks hit more Bang for Your Buck and
they pick up the win.
Speaker 2: Let's fucking go more Bang for Your Buck on TV.
I'm surprised they didn't make them change the name More
Me for your Generation.
Speaker 1: Dude. The pit was going nuts too, dude.
Speaker 2: They were fucking losing it. High five and turn around.
Speaker 3: You know, James, you know who I saw in the
front row was that big dude who was always at
all those shows.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. He always do. Remember
that guy, dude, he was so hard to impress. He
would always just stay and they're like, I didn't.
Speaker 3: Even know if he ever enjoyed being at TNA, but
he was always there. He was there again he had
to at some level.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, now imagine this. Imagine this, guys. It's twenty ten.
They just had this great fucking match, right new Blood
on TV. I mean, these guys are awesome, right, City
machine Guns are already young vets, right that that deliver
at at the highest level. Generation me comes in whatever
their Max and Jeremy Buck who cares like but they're yeah, right, yeah,
it's twenty ten, and imagine this. You could have filled
this entire show with forty of the greatest wrestlers of
the next fifteen years if you wanted to, and they
would have all taken the TNA pay day.
Speaker 2: They would have they would have ended. That doesn't just
mean like sign indie guys, there's the best wrestlers in
the world to that in w W. That would have
been fucking totally cool coming over or were like coming
over that they didn't do shit with, Like I mean,
Kurd Angle's on his fucking show, TNA Sting is on
the show.
Speaker 1: TNA had had bad press by that point, but it
wasn't to the point of no return. No, it wasn't
to the point of no return, and people still wanted
to watch their Generico does a dark match, Like, there's
people that still would like to work there and could
have had them all, could have been the entire show,
could have had them all.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's hard. I mean, how do you not think
that there was a very good chance that if maybe
you know who was in charge wasn't in charge or
right in the show, that fucking Steene and Generico do
end up here. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really, I mean yeah, you just never know. It's just
so it's so crazy if you go back and open
that Pandora's box about like what could have possibly happened
if they instead went left instead of right.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't think about it too much because then
it makes me hate this show. It's just like because
of especially what happens right after this matter.
Speaker 1: God, it's just it's just crazy. Anyways, here's twenty ten
Brian Knobbs.
Speaker 2: Why no, So we're fucking onstage and we're in a
locker room still because this started last week on the
January fourth show. We're in the locker room there's flip tables,
there's fucking food everywhere, and onions pizza all over the place,
and who else but Brian goddamn Knobs, who I can't
stop watching, I guess just can't stop fucking running into
this sky road dog style. Now Knobs are standing there
with a gas masks on, and he says, what a party?
I'm telling you, I want a party, and Jerry fucking
Sex comes in looking only like Jerry Sex just chick
lit four to sixteenth, dude.
Speaker 3: They have not changed their appearance in sinse like the
eight I would wait more over, they're still.
Speaker 1: Jerry SAgs walks in with a stuffel bag full of
ship from his ass, and.
Speaker 3: He says, the toilet is full and he's ship in
this bag instead.
Speaker 2: You think this smells bad because Jared fucking Knobs has
a gas mask. Don't go in there. I finally had
to use the bathroom because Devon's bag was getting too full.
He throws the bag on the floor, which is presumably
just full of shit that he's been carrying around and
shitting in for over a week from his ass, and
he also clogged the bathroom with shit because they're nasty.
Speaker 1: Now that's nasty. He's spent a week of him sitting
in his bag.
Speaker 2: Leave this locker room for a week, they've been fucking
living here, Which the whole fucking idea of this doesn't
make any sense, unless I guess they enjoy this, because
the idea is they have taken over the fucking Dudley's
locker room. Why didn't they just keep it nice so
they could hang out in it, like you could keep
the locker room door.
Speaker 1: What do you mean because they're nasty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I understand that.
Speaker 3: I mean, Dudley don't live in this locker room. It's
not like their house or anything like Dudley's were in Japan,
like wrestling, they like, they don't care, like.
Speaker 2: In a tokyo.
Speaker 3: Don't nasty boys are just staying in this locker room,
shipting it up in or.
Speaker 2: Devon's not even gonna get this bag back, Like what's
the rib.
Speaker 1: There's probably nothing in it. I imagine Devon had his
gear with them in the tokyo.
Speaker 2: Here's Devon's bag.
Speaker 3: Okay, that is your bag, Like you've been shooting your
own bag because Devon's got his man now.
Speaker 2: So fucking BRIANKBB says, I think we coulda did a
good remodeling on the place here on Team three d's
locker room. And now it's a nasty boy's locker room again,
just fucking insane, just the too nastiest, nastiest guys ever.
And Sag says, it's a pig pen and they're used
to that. Ha, No, that's you, you're used to that.
So we hear a knock at the door and the
nasty boys approach the door, and they say who is it?
And Devon said, you know, damn well who it is.
And then Jerry Saggs starts in a female voice because
you know he's he's a trickster. He says, Oh, this
isn't your locker room. It's a nasty boy's locker room.
Says damn sorry, Oh sorry, it's not like shitting there.
Speaker 1: This can't be sorry, I thought's always in my bag
for no reason.
Speaker 2: No, that wasn't us, that was somebody nasty. Yeah, man,
I can't, like, I just can't believe I get it.
They're Hogan's boys, but like not even Bischoff could have said, ah,
come on, like we didn't even like using these guys
in WCW like why would we do this?
Speaker 1: You could have just given this gimmick to somebody else,
Like why why couldn't it have been a new tag
team that comes in and they shootn't Devon's bag?
Speaker 2: Which, like, why not? Right? If somebody's gonna do it? Like, well,
maybe we should ship in the Bucks bags? Do you want? God?
I would have loved the scene. I mean just because right,
like we're already in this bullshit, I mean, the Bucks
against the Nasty Boys in this era, just to see
what would have happened.
Speaker 1: I mean if you're paying them, Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Little explosion match generation me versus the Nasty.
Speaker 3: Ball explosion that's pay per view money.
Speaker 2: Brother, I got an explosion for you, a loose one.
Now he doesn't work here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's how the tug Yo doog. So we
get a pre tape which started with Chris Danger's theme
song players.
Speaker 2: Do we have to like sue tna?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how this happened.
Speaker 2: Like you can't just use Chris Danger's theme like that?
What the fuck is going on here?
Speaker 1: Well, hul Cogan talks about how good aj Styles and
kurd Angle was and uh, they're starting to attract a
ton of top talent from around the world.
Speaker 2: And there was some cool shots here. They had a
cool like black and white faced off shot of curtain
AJ a lot of you know inspired. They were the
very least inspired by this match to to keep things,
you know, on the straight and arrow with with this
entire angle actually until well they don't. Hogan says, the
magnetism of TENA is attracting the top talent around the
wrestling world and a genesis. Dude, We've attracted one of
the biggest impact players in wrestling. Uh, he's bald, he
was Jene Short's.
Speaker 1: He's the Zodiac Killer dude.
Speaker 2: I mean, I swear, I don't quote me on it,
but I swear. There was a one point like somebody
asked Bruce Beefcake, why wasn't he here? And he said, well,
I tried, wait till you see who walks through our doors?
A genesis? Who is it? Fucking Ken did Kennedy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe, I believe it's mister Anderson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So.
Speaker 1: We get the Kurt Angle town Hall. Next, Kurt comes
out here in his main event, Mafia Suit.
Speaker 2: Dude, the suit the elevator looking fucking good. So Kurt
gets in the ring and he says, a J I
want to give you credit where credit is due. I actually,
by the way, love this promo.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: He said, when you won the world title last September,
you proved it wasn't a fluke. And when you beat
me last week, you proved to everyone that's staying handed
you nothing and up until now you have earned everything
on your own. Well, if you know, never watched the show,
you know he was healed for a little bit, Russo
it's no big deal.
Speaker 1: You know, A long time ago, I was dude, I
was going to come in to beat him brother.
Speaker 2: For some reason, Jeff Jared attacked me and I didn't
want to hard weight me a tokyo. You were the
better man AJ for that one night. And you win somebody,
you lose some But who determines a real champion as
a man who can get that last big win under
his belt and the genesis that man is going to
be yours? Truly, Kurt Angle, Oh, it's real, It's damn reel.
And then AJ comes out. AJ comes through. He's got
the TNA affliction shirt on, which was a classic at
the time. To love that title, love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and distress jeans and a big belt buckle with
a cross on it.
Speaker 2: If you were telling me to draw a picture of
AJ cutting a promo in this era, this is what
I would have drawn, like, this is.
Speaker 1: The company guy with the affliction shirt.
Speaker 2: Th hell yeah, so AJ's here. They do a super
presumed in shadow Kurt's face that was scared the ship
out of me. I got jump scared, and he says, Kurt,
I gotta appreciate you coming out here and taking your
loss like a man. And Hawk said, and I grew
with the millions at home in the fansay impact zone.
They want to see us do it one more time.
So yeah, AJ says, this is your last shot in
twenty and ten for a title, and Skirt says, a J,
that's good because I'm only need one more shot, and
they fuck I would crowd goes oh, and they shake
hands and they hug, and I was like, oh, this
is good. Like I'm so dispositioned to expect immediate turns
on TV, like I feel like, especially this time, even
to now, I feel like maybe even more now TV
wrestling everyone expects everyone to turn against somebody they like
or their friends with, like, which I think is bad.
I think that's bad. One. You're disappointing yourself too. It's
hard to like, there's a lot of there's a lot
better stories to tell than the immediate answer being you
should fucking turn on this guy and do be shitty
to him because you're opponents. They're the art of the sport.
The you know, the respect that you have for somebody
that you go in there with is like such a
fucking cooler story to me.
Speaker 1: And that's well yeah, I mean right, that's the baseline
of wrestling. Right. If it wasn't the baseline of wrestling,
then there would be no heel turn, there would be
no disrespecting someone or breaking the rules. There has to
be the baseline of everybody respecting everybody. So then when
it doesn't happen, right, it's like, oh yeah, you know,
it's like the code of honor and shit, right, Like
I mean, they kind of flipped that real quick. I
mean they didn't. Then they had Christopher Daniels say.
Speaker 2: Oh, all yeah, but you know enough that it was like, oh, okay,
this is what it should be. This guy is like
you have that, but we're so far removed that it's like,
I expected fucking agent to kick him with the balls
here immediately, which sucks.
Speaker 1: So it cuts to Mike Toay and Taz, but then
it cuts back to the room.
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait Mike, wait wait wait Mike.
Speaker 1: There's a mass man attacking AJ Styles.
Speaker 2: So did you know who it was? Off rip?
Speaker 1: Look, I gotta tell you this, flat out. This is
the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. So
it cuts to Mike Today and Taz. It cuts back
and I'm told on commentary that this has been going
on for weeks sometimes.
Speaker 2: Mons mask man has been attacking aj Styles for months
and no one has gotten to the bottom of this.
And it's not a small guy. It's not a group
of guys. It's one large man attacking the world champion
at nauseam.
Speaker 1: Fucking security didn't come out.
Speaker 2: Why is no one cadding?
Speaker 3: No one cares that all nobody in the entire impacts
on ks.
Speaker 2: So I'm watching it and I'm like, oh, fuck, okay,
mask guy, Okay, maybe this is a new guy. I
somehow knew who it was. Like after a second, I said, Oh,
I fucking totally know who this is. They fucking he
throws them Aj in the ring, takes the hood off
and it's god damn top go.
Speaker 1: No, they kill him right when he takes the mask
off too.
Speaker 2: Oh they okay, they try to dub Booze.
Speaker 1: Yes, they The crowd isn't angry. The crowd's not surprised.
They're just disappointed.
Speaker 2: There's one guy on hardcam side and I'd love if
you if you haven't checked it, you should look at this.
Speaker 1: He's about to do this, like just telling to move
with his arms. He's like all right, dude, oh my god.
Speaker 2: So Tom Co's back is to you know, the opposite
hardcam side, and you can only see the back of
Tom goes fucking head. They don't show this on the
toront I guess. So he's like he's got his hand up.
He's like, oh, he's like excited to see him turn on.
Oh he turns around. It's Tom Cone.
Speaker 1: He goes, dude, yeah, he's just like forget about it. Yeah, what.
Speaker 2: Man? That sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: For some reason, it was this had to be Bubba
the Love Sponge fans like the girls that he brought,
because there's just a group of like four girls that
scream when he takes the mask off, and I'm like,
what the fuck?
Speaker 1: So that was a bishoff. Initiative was to put as
many conventionally good looking people in the front room all
the way to make sure, yeah, that's what's presented. But
also Tomco gets revealed and like the commentary kills them,
the crowd reaction kills them.
Speaker 2: Tomco?
Speaker 1: Is that Tomko?
Speaker 2: Tomco?
Speaker 1: You attacked the world champion for months and it's Tomco.
Speaker 2: He's only here for a couple like maybe a few
months after this.
Speaker 1: Well he comes back and well we'll talk about it.
Let's get to it later in this show. We have
the TNA New Year's Resolutions for twenty ten, So let
me get this out there before we get into this stuff.
This is not a fucking bad idea having sidebars with
the talent and get some time on the show so
people can see their faces and names and their characters. Yeah, yeah, right,
Like totally makes sense. Sure, but maybe also don't split
it up into ten segments that are twenty seconds long
and then spread them throughout a two hour fucking show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you interrupt the flow of the show for me
to find out if Velvet Sky gives a fuck about
the New Year's or not.
Speaker 1: Oh so spoiler, she doesn't.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have a shit about New Year's resolution. It's
no resolution.
Speaker 3: It sounds like everybody, I don't r really have one like.
Speaker 1: This is this is the craziest one because this is
the first one we see and they kick it off
with this, So welcome to the New Year's Resolutions for
twenty ten. Vella's guy says, I don't give a fuck
about this. I gotta keep it honest with you mean,
neither you have to knock out champion or are you right?
Speaker 2: Like no goals Tony? Yeah, like no, my life is
pretty perfect and I don't got any fucking goals here.
I'm not trying to get any better or do anything
of any value here.
Speaker 1: And uh, well perfect.
Speaker 3: This is like later in the night they place on
the Oh yeah, we're you know whatever, you know, like
I don't need anything.
Speaker 1: I'm already the best. But then, like start year, you
never created the baseline we were just talking about this
got to create the baseline for what the New Year's
resolutions are?
Speaker 2: Whoever does this next? Dum to waste the time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so. Velvet Skuy says she doesn't have a New
Year's resolution, and she lives every day as if it's
just another day.
Speaker 2: It's perfect visionary. I only need to set standards and
goals because I just wake up looking like this. Thank you,
Velvet Sky, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I thought they were going to do like a big
list of people. It would go Velvet Sky, Bobby, right, yeah,
And then I thought maybe maybe maybe they do a
second one during the show. Maybe the first one is
the faces, the second one was the heels or something
like that. Right, not a bad idea, But instead they
take ten to fifteen second clips and then just sprinkle
them throughout everything, And it just makes you wonder why,
especially because later with the Bubba ray one, it's like
way out of like where it should be.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's after his Oh my god, yeah, we'll fucking
get there. But that's the one. There was one, a
couple of them. I was like, why was this here,
Like it doesn't make sense, Like why didn't they if
they knew who was going to be on the show,
why not do this with people who aren't on the
show tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good idea, people are gonna be on
the show next week or something.
Speaker 2: It was like they were this is like a.
Speaker 3: Post edit thing where they're like trying to all right,
we have the show done, but like we need to
pad the runtime, so let's like throw these segments in there.
Speaker 1: Like that's how it felt. Yeah, yeah, Well we go backstage.
Christy Hemmy is here with the band. Oh wait, no
she's not.
Speaker 2: No, she is not, because of course Bubba the Love
Sponge has to be here. And which is this is
a journey.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the most exhausting ship ever walk
on my screen.
Speaker 2: I okay, So I was like, what I was expecting
him just come up and like, you know, they were
gonna bury somebody, but they have Bubba the Love Sponge
coming here as friends of the band and give them
heat like he was being a like a real journalist here.
I was super turned off, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I don't it's a shoot to him and a work
to the boys.
Speaker 2: No one knows that's a good point. Well, Christy tries
to ask something and Bubba loves sponges here and Bubba says,
let me ask you something. Last week, you guys laid
out mcfoley. It was unbelievable, But no one has heard
from Mixed Sense where is mc foley. And that's just
first off, bands back together. We're not just playing our
greatest hits. We got all new material. Also, we got
Hogan and Bischoff in charge. And Bubba says, keV you're
don't give me nothing, kid, Come on, what's your news resolution?
Speaker 3: I don't have one in.
Speaker 1: Baba, I love every day as if it's just another day.
Speaker 2: So Baba yes, So he says, you're not give me
not the game? Come on, and Hall says, we're running
this No, sorry, this is how it goes.
Speaker 1: We're running the.
Speaker 2: We're running the shizzle, running the shizzle once again.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we heard you. We're running your shoozoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where is mcfoley.
Speaker 1: This is the band and we're running this sizzle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard you.
Speaker 1: M has been missing for a week.
Speaker 2: This is our.
Speaker 1: Just heard what Velvet Sky had to say. And we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Carve So nashas, who the hell cares where mcfoley is.
Let me, let me, let me get to the bottom
of this. Bubba. You're in the entertainment industry. You hang
around a lot of musicians. What happens in the band
stays in the band. And we're going to the top.
We're going to.
Speaker 1: The other suppression. It was like a scot All British
accent or something.
Speaker 2: We're going to the top. Huh the fuck and Bubba
the loves Punch somehow, Voice of Reason looks at the camera. Oh,
I'm getting nowhere. Fast back to your voice.
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
Speaker 3: The whole point of Bubba coming into was sid you
know what, Christy, you cannot get answers.
Speaker 1: I have to get get nothing from them. If there
was ever a bright spot on these shows, this ska.
If you're gonna pay the time, if you're gonna pay
money to have guys come in like this, they gotta
at least be entertaining and every day so we get
the beautiful people versus awesome Kong and Hamada.
Speaker 2: Oh Ship, the Detach Champs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Madison Rain Velvet Sky and Lacy von Eric of
the von Eric family come out here and they had
end over show their asses to us.
Speaker 3: Dude, this was crazy as ship. I immediately said, where
the fuck is Angelina Love? And then she pops up.
Speaker 1: Immediately I was like, holy shit, Yeah she was fired, Tony.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Angeline Love was gone. K fabe. I think
she just got fired in real life. It was she
had visa issues and they got resolved, so now she's back.
Speaker 1: Well, Hamada and Kong beat Taylor Wilde and Serta to
get the knockout tag titles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that was on the last show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Tamada is very obviously hurt.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they obviously cut a real short at here.
She comes out limping in the entrance and they don't
make reference to it, and they don't target her leg,
but she's very obviously limping. So yeah, I'm sure they're
just trying to figure out how to navigate this whole
situation right now. Taz says he heard the scuttle butt
backstage earlier about the guy coming in at Genesis. I
don't know when he had time to be back there
to hear the scuttle butt.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, they were just talking in his headset.
They just have open conversations.
Speaker 1: So that's the scuttle butt.
Speaker 2: Sid Scott all got you heard about this scuttle butt.
Speaker 1: So Velvet and Madison get up on Hamada early here.
Kong comes in and fucking destroys Velvet and Madison, I mean,
just annihilates them. Kong hits a sit out power bomba
Madison and picks up the wind very quickly.
Speaker 2: Angelina Love jumps the rail to get in because she
wants to check on her friend Madison, who's dead. Now,
she fucking takes down Lacy Von Eric tackles Velvet and
starts kicking her ass to.
Speaker 1: No refs come out.
Speaker 2: No, no, well they uh the backstage getting yelled at
bite Scott. I guess they did ring the bell the shore.
They learned that do that later, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1: It must have been backstage listening to the scuttle butt.
So we go backstage. Aj Styles comes into Well it's
Hull Cogan's office, but Eric Bischoff is in there and
he says, where is Hogan at? And Bischoff says, that's
mister Hogan. All right, buddy, that's the world champion. Like
what are we even fucking do it? Like?
Speaker 2: Why are you all already? Like not a not a
slow burned turn for bishop. He doesn't like fuck with
the world champion or want to get the world champion
on his side. That's mister Hogan, all right, fuck you,
Eric says, h you know, take a deeper. I have
settled down. And first of all, mister Hogan is taking
care of some other business. How can I help you,
and they just says, no, mystery man, now is there Tomco?
Same guys been attacking me for how many months? Now?
I mean, this is so fucking funny. I have no
idea what you're talking.
Speaker 3: About this product. Yeah, I don't know who tom is?
Speaker 1: Who is tom?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you handle it? World Champions. I'm gonna just
kick this guy's ass for once, even lett them put
the beating on you for months.
Speaker 1: He just looks at him.
Speaker 3: That's mister Tomko to you, sir, I'm getting the.
Speaker 1: Fun out of here?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Eric? I understand you're upset, but and
I don't blame you, but I gotta ask you. You're
the world champion, you represent TNA, the best of the best.
What do you propose I do about it? We'll make
the match I want tom Co? Tony, Well, wait a minute,
you're telling me, with a defense against Kurt Angle, which
is gonna be one of the toughest challenges in your life,
that you're willing to put yourself in the ring with
Tomco this part I did like I do like this
story here, and he just says yes, And Eric says,
all right, well, you want you need revenge, let me
tell you what I need. I need a main event.
You want the magic with tom coo I in order
for that to happen, in order for this main event
to mean anything, because tom co is a fuck? Are
you willing to put the world tight on the line?
And AJ hits the table book it and Eric says
booked leaves, and Eric says, I love that kid, Well,
you were being kind of an asshole to him soonology
lovel So we already know that because I forgot it
until they referenced later. We know that there was a
sag I think on the last show where Flair goes
into AJ's locker room, so we already know that there's
something there. So keeping that in mind with how this
show is going so far.
Speaker 1: Well, it's time for another New Year's resolution. Yay.
Speaker 2: I hope it's a positive one. I'd like maybe something
like maybe someone aspiring to do something or anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Robert Rude is here. He said his resolution is
to make more money. Oh me, you too? So his
resolution is to make money and win back the tag
titles from British Invasion.
Speaker 2: That's not a bad fucking idea. And he said James
will be drinking more beer. I bet you were.
Speaker 1: Excited about that.
Speaker 2: Of course, James Storm beer, he says, James Storm will
be drinking more beer and I'll be definitely making more money. Good.
Maybe start with this one next time, guys.
Speaker 1: So we go backstage, JB walks into Hogan's office and
Bischoff is on the phone.
Speaker 2: So Eric says, bor Ash, what can I do for you?
And JB says, well, Jamie jer Moore Ash here, I
know I need some answers to that. That's okay, Nick,
He's got a temper. That's what happened. I know you
banned them from here, and he came through security. You
got on your face, and what happened after? I can't
blame him. What happened happened? My question where is he axis?
First of all, you know how he got into the
building because you let him in. That's on you. What
happened to is on you. Take some responsibility for yourself.
And if you're wondering about mcfoley, I suggest you try
to find him because I don't have a freaking clue
and I could care less. I mean, what the fuck like?
This is a fucked up show. Mass Man has been
running around for months. Nobody has been able to stop him,
identify him anything. Bubba love fucking sponges here to interrupt
interviews whatever he wants.
Speaker 1: And don't forget Jerry Saggs is shitting all.
Speaker 2: Over a room as we speak, in the toilets on
the probably we are being led to believe that the
band not only jumped mcfoley, but he is missing straight
up like not anyone knows where this guy is. They
killed him and got rid of his corpse. What the
fuck is going on here? So Bischoff says, Borash, if
you ever make this stick like that again, it'll be
the last breath you take in this building, which again
implying that maybe was mcfoley's last breath that he took instead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's real nefarious.
Speaker 2: It is. It's very odd. And h JB backs up
and he's leaving, and beer Money walks in and James
Store says, there he is the man we've been looking for,
and Rud says, mister Bischoff, let's clear the air. You
don't know us, We don't know you. Bischoff's funny here.
He says, we don't have a problem with you, were
Hogan And Eric says, oh, I'm glad to hear that,
and Rude says, we do have a problem with your boys,
haul Nash Waltman and Bischell says, my boys, what makes
you think they're my boys because they know my name?
And Storm says, whatever you call him, you see easy
or Eric Bischoff or the puppeteer tena. We're the best
tag team in the wrestling the day, and we don't
appreciate being jump from behind the company we that we
helped build. We want Nash Hall Genesis and Bichall says,
what do you He looks over he says we drinking
there and James Storm has a James Storm brand beer
in his hand, James Beer. James Storm holding James Sword
and beer answers with what's it look like? And so
beer bottle with his face on it? What's it look like?
Mitchell says, let me take a look at that. It
takes a drink of it and says, you know what
you want, haul in Nash, I'll get back to you
on that, and Thorm says, that's it. K says, that's it.
Thanks for the beer.
Speaker 1: So you have Lethal Consequences versus Team to three d
up next odd Yeah, creed and lethal make their way
to the ring and it's fucking Bobby Lashley and he
attacks both of them.
Speaker 2: Bobby Lashley is here, jumps them both and Bobby Lashley
his storyline is he wants to leave TENA to go
do MMA.
Speaker 1: Dude. I mean, he flat out and said I went
out of DNA. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Be beer go Crystal legit said that he wants out
of his contract for a full time MMA career. The
story here is he is going to hurt everyone on
the roster until they let him go to do a
job that he'd rather do instead of be here at TNA.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: Also, also with new management coming in, yeah, I don't
even want to stay with this new management display sucks like, oh,
this is terrible.
Speaker 1: Crystal goes to the ring. By the way, it's super funny.
Crystal goes to the ring says, do I have everybody's
attention now? Look in my eyes? What do you see?
Speaker 2: Her problem is not bad either, Like she says, we Eric,
we were supposed to have a meeting, I requested, mister Hogan.
Until we get that. I remember the team of rosso
be destroyed one by one and this is just the beginning.
Have an exquisite evening Eric and then they leave.
Speaker 3: Can he just not show up to work? Like he
does not come to DNA.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the endgame here was the
like I think he legitly he actually leaves. He does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we watched an episode later where he leaves, right.
Speaker 1: I don't remember if we had covered, but it's just
super confusing. I mean, it just had to be like
a make good deal on him and hopefully it leaves
the door open and bring him back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like he'll get the m.
Speaker 1: M A bug out and then he'll come back right
and we'll have a killer. So they beat down Lethal
consequences they leave, Uh, Team three d's music hits. Team
three comes out here with an axe and punches Jay
lethal on the way to the ring.
Speaker 2: This is so unnecessary, Like, am I not led to
believe the Team three D we are supposed to be
the faces here?
Speaker 1: Definitely thought that was the deal.
Speaker 3: They were against Bubba, against Bubba, against the Nasty Boys, Yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 2: But no Team three D comes out like you said,
brother Ray has an axe. They get in the ring,
they hit fucking examber Woods with the goddamn three D
and then beat them, and the ref call calls okay.
Speaker 1: That was crazy. Yeah, they three dat him. They rang
the bell and then they pinned him.
Speaker 2: He was already dead, like them, haven't hit The three
D was also necessary.
Speaker 1: While he's on the ground. Yeah, yeah, got three.
Speaker 2: You needn't take everyone's finished protect Jay lethal at least
so Brother Ray grabs the mic ands and shut the
music off. He's already blown up. He just did last week.
We wrestled in the Tokyo Doman for the fifty thousand people.
Our match is over. We go to the back. The
Japanese press filled the room and want to talk to
the greatest tag team that ever existed. First thing out
their mouth, did you hear what happened back in the States?
Did you hear what happened on Impact on Monday night?
This is how the Japanese press talk shit got nasty like.
I don't know what's less believable the fact that they
said this or the fact that I was led to
believe the Japanese press watched Impact on Monday the nasty
boys shitting in their locker room. Brother Ray says, no,
we didn't hear what happened. The Japanese press had to
tell us that the nasty boys showed up and destroyed
our locker room. The nasty boys. Where the hell the
nasty boy's been for the past ten years.
Speaker 1: That was funny, as boss, The nasty boys, the nasty boys.
Speaker 2: That's what I say every time I see nasty boys
in any era. So he says, Haulkoke goes to TNA
and nasty boys ride his coattails right to the front door.
I don't know he could walk forward knobs and SAgs
laying their fat asses.
Speaker 1: Because knobs and sacks and fat asses, the fat.
Speaker 2: Asses, nobbs at SAgs. We couldn't get in our locker room.
We had to get dressed in a hallway like a
couple of young boys. Maybe she was young bucks. We're
coming to the back to takeover locker room. Say hello
to my little friend, you beached whales.
Speaker 1: I love how literal this. This became like they took
them to Pitty City and Ship back in the day,
and they were just rough and tough brawlers. Right, they
come to TNA as the Nasty boys and they're shitting
and pissing, eating and fo Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, I thought they were just tough guys from the streets,
you know, But no, no, they.
Speaker 1: Like nasty Ville. I can't imagine nasty Ville. Is it
all over the floor?
Speaker 2: And so Team three D go to the back. They
kicked the door open. Devon walks in and says, he
looks around, he surveys the scene, and Devon says, what
the hell is that smell?
Speaker 1: Said? There is ship everywhere everywhere?
Speaker 2: What the hell? What the hell? So he says, what
the hell is that smell? And then immediately the Nasty
boys rushing and an attacking from behind.
Speaker 1: Where were they?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Were they in the hallway? Where'd they
come from? I thought they were gonna come out from
the bathroom.
Speaker 1: In no clip. They weren't there, I know.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe. Wow. And they were quick too, and
they fucking start kicking Team three d's ass. Brian Knobbs
is beating Devon with fucking I don't even know what
he was hitting him with. SAgs, of course, hits brother
Ray with a framed picture that has no glass in it,
and Bubba sells it like death and then SAgs continues
his offense by throwing SODA's above him on the locker
like that one sod to hit him, So fucking Nasty
Boys throw Devon into a locker and he's laid out
and Knobs bends over, looks at him and says, we'll
go that. SAgs with the teeth says now nasty and
for some reason, Knobs I guess forgot that he already
did this, and he says he liked that. Uh, we'll
go that assy.
Speaker 1: So anyways, we have a New Year's resolution to get to.
It's actually three D.
Speaker 2: Why did they do it like this? Why didn't they
put this before I don't know, Yeah, like it doesn't
make any white Like, wouldn't it make all the sense
in the world. They were supposed to have a match,
put it before their match.
Speaker 1: So Bubba Ray is here. He wants to win more titles.
Put people through tables. Okay, listen to more rock and roll, right,
drink more booze, hang out with more hot chicks. Put
people through tables, hang out with hot chicks, drink booze,
and have fun.
Speaker 2: Not one single iota of a thought of even referencing
the Nasty Boys in any way possible. No, I mean, like,
did this angle come together last second? Or they didn't
want to use this for stories like what the fuck.
Like at least Root says, hey, we're gonna text medals
back from British invasion. Like Brother Ragers got as fucked
by Brian Knobs, he doesn't want to say my goal
is to ruin nasty boys lives.
Speaker 1: Well, Devon's resolution is just to be the best at
what he can do.
Speaker 2: Very nice.
Speaker 1: He de fands what he can and keep on with
the younger guys and stay injury free, you know, spend
some more time my family, keep my health the way
it is. You know, I know that sounds corny, but
that's my resolution.
Speaker 2: Maybe they kill the nasty boys they ship in your bag.
Speaker 1: Hang out with more hot.
Speaker 3: Chicks entertainment to these fans.
Speaker 1: I like. Devon's answer was very mature.
Speaker 2: Me too. It's just bad. Yeah, just doesn't make any
fucking sense, like it. It just made everything that just
happened seemed ridiculous more than it was, of course.
Speaker 1: So we go to a pre tape here with Tomko.
He's here with new Veneers and uh a fresh and
shaping head in.
Speaker 3: His news resolutions, and Tomko.
Speaker 2: Says, Tomka says, my neiest resolution is to put a
mask on. He's here and he says, it was just
yesterday when me and A J were Tag champions and
I took him under my wing. He was like, this
is this feels like a Hogan written promo. He was
a snotty nosed kid, and I thought that king everything
he knows AJ who is leading that team, who made
AJ tag champion? Tomco and Styles were the greatest tag
team of teenage history, And it seems like AJ forgot
about that, I mean delusional heel promo. Totally fine with that,
but like I could, I mean like I would rather
free watch more fucking nasty boy stuff than ever hear
this guy talk again.
Speaker 1: All right, so we.
Speaker 2: Sean Morley tell all, I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me just talk about this really quick, because
we have talked about Sean Morley's TNA run for more
times than we've watched Seawan Morley's TNA run.
Speaker 2: You're right, there's a good chance people only know this
happened because of how much we talked about it.
Speaker 1: So Sean Morley comes out here with the porn music
and just regular clothes, just a normal guy. This is
just a nine to five guy, right, just as wearing clothes.
Speaker 3: And I guess he's got jeans on with the lugs boots,
brown shirt. Yeah, I guess like choice just super into porn.
Speaker 2: He's actually just a porn viewer now, participator.
Speaker 1: I don't get this at all. But anyways, Sean Morley
comes to the ring and what does he say?
Speaker 2: Sean Morley's here in the shirt and he.
Speaker 1: Says, ladies, I'm here. What exactly that old a copyright
of Hello, ladies. He couldn't even do the old stick ladies.
Speaker 2: I'm here is nuts, man.
Speaker 3: It's me what I've been in college and go to
a frat party, ladies.
Speaker 2: So he says that Sean Morley and TNA were made
for each other.
Speaker 1: You're probably right, You're probably right.
Speaker 2: Good call, he says. Of course I used to make
my living with a different kind of TNA.
Speaker 3: All right, you're not exaggerated after everything.
Speaker 2: He used to make a living with a different kind
of TNA. And of course that required me to use
a stage name for the type of movies I started.
But those days are over, dude.
Speaker 1: He was Sean Morley and wwe wasn't he was? He
was Chief Sean. So why are we explaining this right now?
Speaker 3: We're assuming that run that what happened, right, is just
what that happened?
Speaker 1: For like a very very long in w.
Speaker 2: It was this guy?
Speaker 3: Why is he not just Bishop's friend to get in TNA?
Speaker 2: I know? He says he's a brand new man and
he's gone from doing his thing in front of the
camera to becoming a full fledged artiste behind the lens.
He's a director, a producer, and an online distributor of
some of the most creative dramatic films ever made. And
they keep cutting the random girls in the crowd who
either are disinterested or disgusted with what's going on.
Speaker 1: Well, they don't know who this is, right, Like, sh
you're right. I mean they just came in because it
was a hot day universal and they're super confused on
what I'm looking at? Is it supposed to be sexy?
It's just a guy in regular clothes talking about his job.
He doesn't even participate in the job. He just directs it.
Speaker 2: He's the job man, and have a job. He's not
even a wrestler. What the fuck is he doing.
Speaker 1: He's not even trying to be a womanizer anymore.
Speaker 2: No, he wants to start the TNA Film Division, where
he produces really good movies.
Speaker 1: His black rain is gonna kill this guy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would have been fucking unreal. Sean
Morley has the film Division and hates movies. Maybe I
misread it, but I feel like there's no implication of
these being porn films at all.
Speaker 3: No, I feel like this was like a shot at
Day Films, right, and that what he's doing.
Speaker 2: That's how I thought, so too, Tony. I didn't write
it down, but I was like, I was just like
a head.
Speaker 3: He says, it's not going to be direct to video,
so he's making films.
Speaker 2: And then Daniel's theme hits and I'm like, Okay, I'm
fucking super confused. This guy doesn't want to come here
to take a spot or wrestle. He's just trying to
make TNA some money. Daniels comes out and says, hey, man,
I want to welcome you to TNA, and I want
to pitch you a movie. Sean Morley says.
Speaker 1: Okay, regular guy Daniels.
Speaker 2: Normal Daniels pitching Valvenus Inclose, a real movie to produce.
He says, it's a little edgy, but I think you're
the man to bring Division to the screen and got
this hero type. He's honorable, and he encounters this fast
talking sleeze bag of a guy. They do a little
business together. They have a Titanic struggle. There's some m
night Shyamalan twist and turns. My favorite part at the
end when the sleeves bag ends up in the gutter
where he belongs, and then Daniel's steo him and he
starts whooping his ass.
Speaker 1: The crowd is visibly cheering and they are booing on
the show.
Speaker 2: Kiss booze. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: They were cheering, but they are an underal amount of
booze coming on the screen right now.
Speaker 3: He just kind of like, honestly, he's kind of unwarned
from Daniels, Like he just tried to make movies and
like he got beat up for no reason.
Speaker 1: Tony, this is a wrestling show, all right, take your
fucking films somewhere else, wicking movies over here with a
getting Okay, maybe you could go on Monday nights with
your movies, buddy.
Speaker 3: Well, he started the film division now in the wrestling company.
He's trying to get it off the grounds. So it's tough, cell,
but he's gonna do it.
Speaker 2: Well. Daniels fucking kicks his ass. He gets it with
the urinogi and the b ame, which is funny beat down.
Speaker 1: Crowd saying we wanted to see movies.
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you doing, James.
Speaker 2: We were saying it like upset bright me Blurst moonsalt.
Speaker 1: Ever the crowd was. The crowd was really booing at
the end of their match at Genesis there.
Speaker 2: Because of the you know, Daniels participation of it, of course, right,
So Daniels fucking kicks his ass and he said, you
want to bring ar to TNA over my dead body, Sean.
I don't know who you are or how you got
in my building, but you could take your brand of
crap and get out of our company.
Speaker 1: In the cottic discuss Company.
Speaker 3: I wrote that bold all caps could not believe he
said that.
Speaker 1: A landmark knight in the history of our great business.
Speaker 2: Like life changing shit here, Daniel says, you offend me
everywhere out of your mouth makes me sick. I didn't
get fired from this company find my way back to
let someone like you stake on my building. And he's
I mean, he's kicking his ass or this whole thing,
and he says, you know, I don't take a back
seat to anyone. Sean fucking somehow Valvenus is now up
on his feet feeding for punches. He says, let me
show you how to do what we do with scum
and TNA, And then Sean Morley is now getting up
on Daniels and lines him over the top and is
in the ring in shirt and pants and telling him
to come back for more of a fight. All right,
So I will run down Sean Morley's TNA match history
before you guys real quick. It won't take too long here.
Sean Morley defeats Daniels in nine minutes of Genesis, as
he should. Then the following Impact eight Card stud Tournament qualifier,
Desmond Wolf beat Sean Morley in three and a half,
and then a month later False Get Anywhere, Sean Morley
beats Jeff Jarrett, and then he's gone to make films.
Speaker 3: Of course he could have been he could like restart
a Paparazzi productions, right, Ain't good?
Speaker 1: Been sweet? Like? Yeah, I'm always thinking, Tony, like what
if Sean Morley restarted Paparazzi.
Speaker 3: Production Shelley and Nash and you start Paparazzi productions?
Speaker 1: You guys think.
Speaker 2: About it, Tony, I think about what is the biggest
sized cannon. We can put him in time.
Speaker 1: And shoot him directly into the sun.
Speaker 2: Goodbye, ladies.
Speaker 1: That should have been how he went out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, goodbye ladies. For his retirement runs.
Speaker 3: Daniel's goodbye ladies, Bradies, I'm out.
Speaker 1: He takes all his boots, he puts him in the ring,
gets the fantsy salute to.
Speaker 3: The crowd, his lug boots in his brown cheer.
Speaker 2: It's looking like Charlie Brown.
Speaker 1: What's fucked up about this?
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, So these outsiders, like uh like Valvenus
and the nasty boys come in and clearly fans can
tell that they're outsiders and like they shouldn't be in
this fucking company with these other teenage guys. And then
they position them with the guys coming out saying, get
the fuck out of our company.
Speaker 1: We do not want in here.
Speaker 2: How did you get those guys?
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the bad guys. Are the guys that
have been in the company.
Speaker 3: It's just fucking bad guys.
Speaker 2: Are the ones fighting to keep t nap here.
Speaker 1: So we got into a pre tape. Odb and Tara
are fighting for the knockouts title of Genesis. This premise
here is that ODB thinks that Tara is a diva,
not a knockout. Sarah says, I am a knockout and
it's a two out of three falls match of Genesis.
Speaker 2: I mean this is you know, it's bouncing back and
back or back and forth like uh you know audio
clips here, and uh fucking ODB says, you think you
can put your little find her poison on my belly?
You think that's the dirtiest, nastiest thing that's been on
my belly?
Speaker 1: Hell no, yeah, she should win.
Speaker 2: Dara says one dirty bitch is what you are, and
B says you're damn right up on dirty bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's my goat. I mean, yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm so every time I say this, but I say
this like every time, but I feel like she should
have had a w run. I'm surprised you never did.
Speaker 2: Or just fucking more here, I guess really saying she
should make a food truck or something that'd be awesome.
We need a food truck at our shows. Yeahs they
don't show up, would show up.
Speaker 1: That's part of god slogan. Thank God Odie B's food truck,
I'll show up here. Goodbye, good night, ladies. Bag.
Speaker 2: If there was anything I was really curious about boys
through this whole show, I mean, if we were talking
about twenty ten pro wrestling, and I'm hoping maybe James
has an answer for me. I just need to know
what Matt Morgan the Blueprints.
Speaker 1: Media's resolutions might be. Matt Morgan said that God put
him here to be a pro wrestler and to use
pro wrestling to draw attention to something.
Speaker 2: Bigger, which is nice. I'd mean like God put me
to be a pro wrestler on its own, was very funny,
though God has riven me that day.
Speaker 1: God said, put that DNA in space, and I said
to God, Okay. So now we have Matt Morgan and
Hernandez versus Beer Money Incorporated.
Speaker 2: Well, first I will say they did an announce that
it's Bobby Lashley versus the Monster Abyss and Genesis. That's
very important. It's important because that is not what happens
at Genesis. Bobby Lashley's not on the show. It's fucking
a busigains can't anders a business tacks. Lastly, before the match, lastly,
has that gone for the company?
Speaker 1: I believe James Storm pours a beer into a guy's
mouth in the crowd and then poses with a fan sign.
I mean, these guys are super over here.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. I mean that it was two guys in
the front row that were boys and they had one
had a beer signed one out of money sign and
it was awesome.
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah. Yeah, Well James Storm starts on top
of Fernandez here beer Money hit a double vertical suplex
on Hernandez and he tags out to Matt Morgan, beer
Money do the beer Money taunt, and Matt Morgan hits
him with a double.
Speaker 2: Line, which I mean, that's that's great. The beer Money
toun is like not at like it's not fully dialed
in yet. I don't think like the crowd wasn't super
there for yet, so I'm like, oh wow, they get
like ten times more over than this.
Speaker 1: Matt Morgan is actually super over in the impact.
Speaker 2: He looks good too. Here give it to the guy
like he's in fucking great shape his I mean he
does the gimmick in the corner with the back elbows
where he throws the elbow.
Speaker 1: Better rapid elbows in the corner.
Speaker 2: I like that move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he hits the rapid elbows in the corner. He
hits a big splash and a sidewalk slam for it too.
Hernandez comes in with a slingshot double line, the pounce
on Bobby Rude. He sets up super Gonna fly and
then wait a minute, who is this very obviously British man?
Speaker 2: What makes him so obviously British? To you?
Speaker 1: It has to be the Union Jack shirt on the
largest a man a live.
Speaker 2: Like this shirt couldn't be stretched any wider because of
how wide this freak of nature is. I mean, what
the fuck? That's Big Robb Terry there?
Speaker 1: He is.
Speaker 2: Rob Terry's here and he's attacking Hernandez because Hernandez and
Matt Morgan have a tag title match at the pay
per view, which I only just found out when Rob
Terry jumped him.
Speaker 1: Matt Morgan makes the save and then bunches Big Rob
Terry up the ramp through the entrance, and that's the
out for this whole thing.
Speaker 2: They lay on the bell so fucking crazy when they're
fighting up the ramp and nobody else and they're ringing
the freaking bells would not stop.
Speaker 1: For some reason, he.
Speaker 2: Tilted as well as they stop stop.
Speaker 1: I love that the bell means nothing in this company.
That is so funny, shit, fucking so funny. Wow. All right,
so that's the end of that segment. Beer Money are
still down in the ring. Nobody came out to help them.
Nobody seems to want to help anyone in this company.
This is very weird.
Speaker 2: It is weird, like there's no just you know, obviously, okay,
the babies would help, the babies in the heels would
help the heels.
Speaker 1: Or just security or the refs whose job is to
protect the well being of the wrestlers. Just I mean second. Yeah,
So the band then comes out and six walks straight
into the ring and starts fighting with beer Money by himself.
Speaker 2: It's fucking funny. So beer Money's in the ring. They
see the band coming. Fucking Sean Waltman obviously has is
just moving way faster than Nash and Paul, who is
last in line here, so lucky he.
Speaker 1: Even got to I didn't think he was getting in.
I thought he was just gonna be on the outside, yeah,
just cheering him on.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Waltman just thought maybe they were
closer behind him, or he was geat up or whatever.
He gets in the ring, and obviously beer Money start
beating his ass because why not, why would they not.
Nash finally gets in there and they start, you know,
he's he's fucking taking it to to rude. Scott Hill's
last there and he's throwing some punches. They get up
on beer money. Secure aready hit the ring now you
I need you guys to tell me what you think
of this, because to me, it looked like security was
there just to split him up, because the only person
attacking security was Scold.
Speaker 1: Scott. Security around Scott Hall has definitely ribbon these kids.
I was just seeing it would bump and sell.
Speaker 2: Standing there, Nash can't be like he's less than two
feet away from him being held by security watching Scott
Halt punch these guys in the head.
Speaker 1: Okay, also just want to just want to go out
on a limb here. Scott Hall still has a great
working punch. I mean, it's fantastic in the ring right now,
and he is out of his mind.
Speaker 2: He's like he'd been security more than.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So Scott Hall is punching these security guys.
Only guy doing that, by the way, and then Bischoff's
fucking music gets music.
Speaker 2: Man, it just makes me mad every time I.
Speaker 3: Hear Jimmy Hard.
Speaker 2: It's like many music. So Bischoff comes out and he
stands at the top of the ramp laughing, and we
go to commercial and I'm like, Okay, I guess we'll
come back to him doing a promo. Nope, it's New
Year's Resolution. Die boys.
Speaker 1: Okay. The last shot before commercial with Eric on stage
is so fucking funny, Like it just zooms in on him.
It's just like he looks like he just ship his bands.
Speaker 2: Dude, you know the shot it's I think it's here
comes the pain of Bischoff's face super close and he's
smiling right into the camera. Yes, that's exactly.
Speaker 1: What this is, dude. That was so funny. New Year's
Resolution from aj styles resolution is to retain his belt.
Speaker 2: He legit says, there's nothing new.
Speaker 3: Why did he do these things?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know when?
Speaker 3: All right, right, I feel like they just put a
camera in front of these guys, were like on the spot,
like yeah, you gotta do this thing, just say it
right now, Like what do you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, we just need some quick thing. They probably
recorded other ship asking him about matches and said, all right.
Also this so a j what's your news resolution? I
don't know. Put food on my family.
Speaker 1: Jeff, Arry, don't come in. It's a locker, don't come in.
So apparently during the commercial break here Bischoff says, be
careful what you wish for because the next round is
on me.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, it's a doggy dog world.
Speaker 1: He's evil.
Speaker 2: So Bischoff is now in the ring with the band.
So what we just said happened in commercial now we're
live again. Well you know, oh, I guess we didn't
say that. By the way, this was taped the day
after the January fourth show, So okay, everyone's fucking blown up.
Fishoff is in the ring with the band hal Nash Watman.
Bishop says, guys, I just don't know what I'm gonna
do with you, and Scott walks up and says, well,
how about a raise? I'm talking about that later? Oh
had he just.
Speaker 1: Walked right after the mic?
Speaker 2: That's so funny, and Bishop says, I mean last week
it was Mick Foley, this week beer money. What's it
gonna end? What am I gonna do with you guys?
And Watman says, I is what you wanted. Bishop says, no, no,
this isn't what I said I wanted. But after what
I saw, I can only think of one thing that
makes sense here, and that's to make a match. And
Hall says, where a drink all that beer.
Speaker 1: All the ship.
Speaker 2: Nash. It's like saying, no, no, please, don't do that. Dude.
Speaker 1: Dash is cracking up. He's like, I'll do chill.
Speaker 2: Chill says, well, at the Genesis will be Scott Hall
and Kevin Ash against beer money. Does this match happen?
Do we know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the match does happen. Yeah, it does, but it's
different really, so it is uh Waltman instead of.
Speaker 2: Scott Hall, right.
Speaker 3: I think the thing was that Skot Hall he said
on like an interview.
Speaker 1: Because he's a punk. No.
Speaker 3: He said that he was sitting on his scout drinking
beer and then he had to come back full time
and he just wasn't ready for it.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Okay, sure, I mean big
frame booking would have been put Skot Hald beer money.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what the you guys got money I'm doing?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: I mean really, that's like all shares about dude.
Speaker 3: That would have been so good him riding the Booze
cruiser down there rings.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this would have been much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm leaving the band. I'm joining Beer.
Speaker 2: I like these two guys. They got both the things
I want, beer and money. Oh fuck hell yeah.
Speaker 1: And my new Year's resolution is to get beer and money. Well,
thank god we get Christopher Daniels two year's resolution.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I mean, like, how can I continue with
joining the show otherwise I don't know more of resolution.
Speaker 3: My resolution is to stop the film division in DNA.
Speaker 1: My resolution is to get my first name back. Daniels
wants to become the world's heavyweight champion. Yeah, get a line.
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe not here, dude, I see you in the
film division, brother, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So. Now next up is Desmond Wolf versus Samoa Joe.
Speaker 2: I was excited.
Speaker 1: I mean, how cool is that? Just being able to
rip that one off.
Speaker 2: I got fucking fired up. I said, oh fuck, we're
about to see some cool ship here, and like it's fun.
Speaker 1: Well, the Pope is on commentary and he's pimping. Oh ruffy,
what the hell does that? Brother?
Speaker 2: God? You don't like the dog a, do't get it?
Speaker 1: Brother?
Speaker 2: Fucking ruffy man? The fuck up.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of the pope, but like every
time I see him, I don't think I like him.
Speaker 2: You know, ruffy, Yeah, fucking know ruffy.
Speaker 1: Samoa Joe comes out. He works on cars, that's what
he does now, and you leave him alone? What the
theme song is so funny. Also, Nation of is Joe here,
but he's back to just regular uh yeah, gimmick.
Speaker 2: Here post kidnapping.
Speaker 1: So they lock up and Joe sends Wolf to the corner.
He hits the back elbow and in zi Gary. Joe
still got a lot of his cool shit here. Desmond
Wolf gets a little separation when the ref comes to
check on him. Uh, and then he tries to fight back,
but Joe hits a power slam. Desmond Wolf goes for
the jump off the turnbuckle, running uppercut, but Joe catches
him and hits a urinagi out of the corner.
Speaker 2: Fucking awesome. I mean he's going for this, uh running
upper cut a bunch here, which is pretty cool that
they keep going back to it until it finally work.
Speaker 1: It's a ten minute time limit, by the way, I
didn't catch that. Yeah, so ten minute time limit, so
they know that. So they have to go for their
ship as quick as they can. That's why I think
he was spamming his ship and Joe was spamming the urinagi.
Speaker 2: In the corner.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Joe starts using close fists in the corner
and Earl says, hey, you better stop doing that.
Speaker 2: Jackets fucking pissed at him.
Speaker 1: Joe goes for the urinagi out of the corner again,
but does and Wolf rolls them through and hits an
arm DDT. Desmond Wolf is the jumping buckle running uppercut
this time fucking awesome. Desmond Wolf cuts Joe off on
top here and he goes for the Tower of London,
which is the cutter hung up on the corner. Joe
stops him and gets the rear neked choke on. That's
and Wolf is able to walk himself out of the
corner long enough and then hit the Tower of London
while in the choke. It was fucking unreal and he
pends on. He beats Joe. He beat him, great finish.
Speaker 2: I love this whole ending sequence here like this, I
mean again, this match just for people, now what three
minutes maybe three and a half. Uh So they're like
you know, they're like you, James said, they're firing off
all their shit here and like this I almost I mean,
I guess we I don't. I don't actually don't think
they get back to this match, so I guess it's fine,
But damn like seeing them do this in such a
short window made me just want to see it longer
on like, you know, maybe a pay per view, and
this finish would have been so hot on pay per view.
But it's all I'm here too.
Speaker 1: The great finish. I wrote down what you said, almost verbatim.
I wrote down, like what a classic match finish here
with a little more time could have been a classic finish.
I think Joe kicks out at three point one, which
was a nice touch. I mean, you have just two professionals.
I mean they just both of these guys just get it.
Speaker 2: He got them at the right time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Like he's not down for the count, he's
down for the three, right, and like that's just I mean,
just small things to add to it. Wolf then goes
up the ramp with his glasses on and he tells
the Pope that you know, I beat Samoa, Joe, I
can beat you.
Speaker 2: Well, the Pope is gonna bring his people, his congregation.
We're gonna get funky like a donkey. And I don't
what does he fucking say here, I'm gonna be the
ass that kicks your ass. What are they censor here?
Speaker 1: I actually have no idea. I just heard leaps.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I assumed there was because he said Donkey that
it was I'm gonna be the ass that kicks your ass.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah. Desmond Wolf on the Ram says I'm gonna
kill you.
Speaker 2: I kill you, and he says that Genesis Pope is dead.
Oh fuck.
Speaker 1: Well, Rick Flair has just arrived in a limo.
Speaker 2: Yes, and today says he's gonna join commentary at some point.
They don't even say for the man. He says he's
gonna join tazin Iron commentary. Oh fuck for like the show.
Speaker 1: We got to a pre tape here. Tom Coo.
Speaker 2: Is here again and a thing.
Speaker 1: He came up with an idea to wear this mask.
Speaker 2: Dude, He says, this isn't like it made me laugh
out loud, because I don't think he realized how silly
it sounded. On multiple avenues, he says, I came up
with the idea of wearing a little mask. Like, what
is it a fucking brilliant idea to wear a little
mask you freak to.
Speaker 1: Rob a bank.
Speaker 3: That's a great idea.
Speaker 1: So whatever this was definitely was not planned to I
bet they had like just a general idea of a
guy they wanted to debut for AJ or something, and
then they said, fuck it, just do Tomko.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ken Anderson is not fucking fitting this role yet, so.
Speaker 1: Jerka is going on for it. Call it.
Speaker 2: So tom Go says, no more mask, no more sneak attacks,
just me and AJ for the TEENA. Won't have it
a championship.
Speaker 3: Finally, wait, when, hold on, when when did he learn
that he was going to be When did he fill
this vin yet? When did all the like, I'm confused
on the timeline of all this.
Speaker 2: Good line of I mean great questions, Tony, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Another question Tony is what is his new Year's resolution?
Speaker 3: He doesn't add an even bigger mask.
Speaker 1: We go backstage, Jeff Jarrett and a guy in a
pea coat go into Hogan's office.
Speaker 2: So Jarrett comes in and he says, Hogan, I'm doing
it talking and Hogan says, Jared, this better be pretty spread,
pretty dark, important and Jared fucking knocks all this shit
off of the table and says, I'm doing it talking
and uh, Hogan looks at his desk and sees all
the ship that got knocked off, and he says, I
got a problem with that. Jared says, I want to
talk about my company, the company I found in and
he looks at Eric and says, Eric, this is between
me and Hogan. May you take a seat. You've been
as lackey long enough. Eric does so he leaves. Jeff says,
last week you said Dixie gave the young guys an opportunity. Well,
between me and you, the young guys aren't worth a
damn never have been, never will be. There's not enough
talent in this place to fill a coffee cup. It's
me and it's always been me.
Speaker 1: It's my world.
Speaker 2: My world, just a completely bad fucking idea. Even at
Jared's peak, get the title off. This guy. He wasn't
so yeah, the young guy.
Speaker 3: Still he was still like, yeah, Jay's it was just
a silly story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is dumb.
Speaker 1: Anyone that ever watched this show like you automatically can't
even suspend your disbelief for it. You're just like.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure right, Jared says, Hulk, I'm not going to
stand for it. And last week that's you know, and
that's why I'm my attorney here. I want to hear
every single he says. I want him to hear every
single word that said tonight. But for some reason, single
is censored. I don't know if they were trying to
like make this seem like he's madder than he was
by censoring a word here, because I I did my
fucking due diligence and watch this ten times to make
sure I was right. He definitely says single very odd,
and he says, you know, he heard every word every
week or last week, excuse me, and Hulk, you were
this close to crossing the line of defamation. And Hulk
says character and Jeff says, yeah right, Jeff fucking didn't
know what the line was or something. I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 3: I think interrupted him as he's speaking, is what's going
on here?
Speaker 2: Hogan says, what character, Jeff? What character are you?
Speaker 1: Jeff?
Speaker 2: And Jeff says, I got a ton of character here,
you know that because I founded and bitch says, holy shit,
I'm sick and tired of here you can talk about
you found it and you started this company and all
that goga gogga, gogga goga. Here's the facts. You and
your old man started TNA. You would have been out
of business in three weeks if it wasn't for Dixie Carter.
I mean that is true, But that was also twelve
years before, like ten No.
Speaker 1: What, right?
Speaker 2: It was ten years before this, right, Like yeah, that's
already long before this. It's not like Dixie's a new
I mean, she might be new on TV in the
last few years, but it's always been a thing, and
this crowd knows that. And he says the company would
have been a blip nobody remembered, and Dixie put the
money in time and she got her family to invest.
You've conned her, you conned the talent, You conned everybody
you've come into contact with that you're this mag magic potion,
and you know how it turned the company around. While
the company's gonna turn around because of Eric Bischoff and
Hulkogan not you take your con and your story and
take it down the street, or lace up your boots
and compete. These are your two choices. It's even more
weird that we've been seeing Bischoff be a dick on
this show, so like, who the fuck am I supposed
to like here? Nobody?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, I guess yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Well, Jeff says, are you done? Are you done? Johnny
come lately? Then sit down and shut up? Hogan? Are
you gonna sit behind this desk? And I'm happy even
as your dollars wisely got this desk not something I had,
But are you gonna sit behind that desk? Boso? Hogan?
I mean like you might have well fucking called him
the biggest piece of shit ever, Boso said, Hogan Off
like I've never seen before, Boso. He stands up. He says, no,
I'm not gonna sit behind this desk. I was hired
to run this company, but there's nothing in my contract
that says I can't kick your he'll billy ass. I
suggest you get the step in Jarrett. Oh he shit?
What the fuck? So Jeff backs down and he stands
in front of his attorney and says, come on, calm down,
let's talk like real businessmen. He says, you ain't hear
the last of me or my attorney. Let's go, and
Bischoff laughs and he says he needs an atitude adjustment
big time, and Hogan says, We're gonna help that out
a lot. We're gonna help him with that. Fucking just
domb idea, domdm idea.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the TNA Genesis twenty ten run.
Speaker 2: Now we got some matches here on TENA Genesis. We
have Amazing Red defending the Ex Division title against somebody, right, mister, it.
Speaker 1: Would be anybody, guys, I mean, like, just think of
the possibilities here. I mean, who else have we've shown
you tonight, The Nasty Boys, Sean Morley, Hell, it could
be Morne.
Speaker 2: Guy, it could I mean, that would be awesome. It
is Brian Kendrick, by the way, Desmond Wolf taking on
the Pope. Bobby Lashley versus Abyss Just kidding, Tara versus
ODB Knockouts title two out of three falls, Hernandez and
Matt Morgan against the British Invasion for the tag titles,
Beer Money Inc. Against Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, Just kidding,
Kurt Angle versus Ages Styles for the World title. If
AJ can defeat Tomco tonight and the debut of a
May Your Superstar.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna say who it is, but just think
about that.
Speaker 3: Things are really looking up for t NA.
Speaker 2: Things are really looking up all the ship.
Speaker 1: Well, Rick Flair makes his entrance and he joins commentary.
Speaker 2: Rick Flair comes out and says, whoa, Yes.
Speaker 1: We have Tom co versus AJ Styles for the World
Heavyweight Championship. If Tom Co wins, he will face curd
angle with Genesis in the main event.
Speaker 2: I mean, like there, I wish I could say that
there was a zero percent chance that tom Co wins
this match, like they're definitely. At one point somebody had
to say, well what if tom Co wins? Like it
had to have come up once at.
Speaker 1: The vert absolutely Taz asked Rick Flair, why did you
walk into aj styles locker room last week? Like Flair said,
the because they were shitting in a bag in the
other way.
Speaker 2: I mean this shit, I actually did, like this, Yeah,
they had What the fuck? Why'd you go in to
the locker room? When he says, well, I never met
him before, so why not the greatest world champion of
all time? Me and the TNA world champion. What about
that's unusual? I was like, Oh, that's actually a fantastic explanation.
Obviously that's not true.
Speaker 1: But you know, all right, So Tomko comes out here, guys,
and uh, he's just a normal fucking guy now.
Speaker 2: Not even an attempt to change him at all, to
try to elevate him, give him a new edge, give
him something. He's Tomco. Not only is he Tomco. They
established within whatever time was this fucking five minute match
that Tomco sucks? Like this guy sucks and you shouldn't
be in the ring with AJ. What the fuck was this?
Speaker 1: Well? JB does the championship introductions, but AJ jumps Tomko
and the bell rings like this guy's been attacking him
for a while, right, why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fuck this guy.
Speaker 1: Kurt Angle walks down the ramp and him and Flair
smala at each other. I thought that was funny.
Speaker 2: That was awesome.
Speaker 1: Kurt goes up to him and they shake hands and hug.
Speaker 2: Cool fucking little moment there in the middle of heat.
Speaker 1: Tomko hits a stampede and gets a two. It shows
Kurt Angle. I guess they didn't even give him a seat.
Speaker 2: He was just kind of standard standing there. Yeah, I
guess they weren't expecting him.
Speaker 1: Rick Flair says that everything Hogan touches turns to gold
and that Dixie Carter has enough money to make shit happen,
which you know, I mean that's true. Hogan told all
his buddies that Dixie Carter he's a golden goose and
to get in while he still can.
Speaker 2: But the way he freezes it there made it feel like,
oh shit, okay, like Tenna isn't unstoppable.
Speaker 1: Well, we go to commercial break and come back and
Tomko hits a power slam for it too, and they're
showing as little a this match as possible.
Speaker 2: I mean, Flair tried his best here. He says Tomko
is a great record and a great career, and I
didn't anticipate anything less from him. God bless you for trying.
Speaker 1: AJ hits an Inzigiari and then a pelet kick and
pins Tomko for the three.
Speaker 2: All Right, I could not believe that he slipped it
up a power slam in zi Peley one, two, three,
Like this motherfucker wasn't even worth a springboard for.
Speaker 3: Fifty styles class phenomenal four um even, I mean the.
Speaker 2: Class shore is a big basket is nothing? Yeah like
the pele.
Speaker 1: Okay, fuck yeah whatever, I'll take it.
Speaker 2: AJ gets a three. Then he stops tom go out
after the next and the red pulls him off. Yeah,
I mean while he was kicking his as he's got sick.
Speaker 1: Johnson, by the way, is not allowed to wear shorts anymore.
Speaker 2: But company's in the fucking mind the fuck give my man.
Speaker 1: I really would like to see slick Johnson with his
shorts on again.
Speaker 2: That's my New Year's resolution.
Speaker 1: Click. Johnson says, to wear shorts. My ball's hot.
Speaker 2: So uh, Tomco fucking comps AJ. Now he's up and
Kurt hits the ring and attacks Tomco. Kurt picks up
the world title, hands it to AJ, and the crowd cheers.
This is fun, I mean great. I was like, oh,
this is awesome. AJ takes the belt. They show shot
a Flair taking off his headset and just looking a
little out of it, but he stared at the ring
and AJ looks over at Flair. Kurt's extending his hand
for a handshake, and AJ walks right by him, blows
past him, and Flair then has a big shitty smile
on his face, and then AJ goes to the back
and we're left looking at Kurt confused, Flair happy. Interesting. Interesting.
Speaker 1: At the very least AJ. I mean AJ in September.
It's January, like literally the second week of January in September,
he won the belt to the crowd rushing the ring
and celebrating as my gutty went off and show. It's
insane and he was the he was finally the TNA
World champion. Yeah, and then they're like, yeah, just fucking
turn him heel and put him Rick Blair. What the fuck? Yeah,
wrestler loves him, dude, I know. Yeah, just so short
fucking sighted and like he already did the stude ship
when he was with Tom Coo. Like we're just retreading
that ship, and it's.
Speaker 2: Like like he's now he's he legit, You're right. He
goes right back to the Prince AJ stuff with Flair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, I know they didn't see it this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like fuck, imagine like putting Flair with a fucking heel.
Let's say Nigel goddamn McGinnis. Put him with fucking Nigel,
get him some wins, get him up there. Flair can
talk for him if you don't fucking fuck with how
Desmond talks, and it doesn't have to be him. But
I'm just using an example and build guys up with
these fucking guys as managers to get them to world
title shots. Why does AJ need Rick Flair? I won't
say that there wasn't stuff that they did that I
didn't think, I you know, enjoyed, I mean robe, it
was finally there was some fun stuff there, but like
what a fucking like, what a waste? What a waste?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we get the like a storm lie to
me video package for Genesis.
Speaker 2: Lied to me? Indeed, indeed, But that's the show. That
is the show, I mean, not as obnoxious as the
first Hogan show.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I don't think so. Yeah, what was short
or two and had a couple of New Year's resolutions
in there?
Speaker 2: Sure that's true. I think maybe the thing that kept
me here because I don't I don't know when I
actually give up on this fucking place. I don't. I
don't know if I can pinpoint it. Maybe if I
look thought about a little more, I could. But I
definitely watch a decent amount of this for a minute here,
and there's obviously glimmers of hope, right like fucking you
know the Bucks and you got Nigel Joe fucking I mean,
AJ is a heel regardless, it's still fucking ag style
was in the main event. Angle's still a beast, Like
they still have so many of the best wrestlers in
the entire world here, Like if I saw a picture,
you know those collages of like, oh, here's the twenty
ten teen A roster, it's like the red background graphic
or whatever. Yeah, and you look at it and it's like,
oh my god, how were all these dudes in the
same place in this place? Fin fuck this up? That sucks.
That sucks.
Speaker 1: It is, as the macho man would say, it.
Speaker 2: Is what it is. Well, that is it for ten
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