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Speaker 1: Five till midnight? Crew, How y'all doing?
Speaker 2: What's up doing? Going on?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Doing good?
Speaker 1: Thanks for having us not too much so for context,
Speaker 1: I realized my audience might not be aware. I was
Speaker 1: on y'all's show not too long ago, had had a blast,
Speaker 1: a very productive conversation, only the most serious topics, and yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I figured I'd have you guys on. So if you
Speaker 1: could just you know, introduce, introduce yourselves to my audience.
Speaker 2: But we want to go first?
Speaker 5: Uh sure, so well, I mean me and Adam do
Speaker 5: five to midnight. It's like a five man podcasts. We
Speaker 5: do it every night weekly, Monday night. We try to
Speaker 5: do it every night, but seven am on Mondays is
Speaker 5: what I mean, sorry, every week on Mondays. But yeah,
Speaker 5: we just try to do talk about like whatever the
Speaker 5: main topic it is going on in political space. We
Speaker 5: all come from, like the libertarian in space. We've been
Speaker 5: all of us in the podcast have our own separate
Speaker 5: podcast or I've been podcasting for years. We've been around
Speaker 5: since like at least me, I've been around since like
Speaker 5: twenty nineteen online. But yeah, we just kind of like
Speaker 5: whatever major topics going on on Monday or for the week,
Speaker 5: we try to talk about it, make jokes, and have
Speaker 5: interesting guests from our space on and it's a lot
Speaker 5: of fun. We have a lot of fun. We meet
Speaker 5: with a lot of crazy interesting people. But that's that's
Speaker 5: what I do.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean saying pretty much, we're just our show
Speaker 11: is fun. It's you know, like the type of said.
Speaker 11: We try to not take it too seriously. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 11: we'll talk about current events, but then we just dive
Speaker 11: into racism and gay jokes and we make fun of
Speaker 11: Sam a lot. Who's the other guy in our show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and for those who aren't aware. I got connected
Speaker 1: because of Sam illegitimate scholar who's been on my show.
Speaker 1: I mean, jeez, three four times at this point. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good show. I mean basically, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: pretend to be a long time listener, but if I
Speaker 1: can surmise, it's basically for people and a guest attacking
Speaker 1: Sam mostly for being gay, and honestly, that's a pretty
Speaker 1: good recommendation if I would be.
Speaker 11: We do our best, I mean, our chat, our our
Speaker 11: listeners also are in on it. They'll before we start
Speaker 11: the show to be live stream, so they'll just hit
Speaker 11: me in the comments like Sam's.
Speaker 2: A loser, Sam's gay. We're like, yeah, you get it.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 1: So I have a sort of behind in the scenes
Speaker 1: group chat for my fans, which is sort of this
Speaker 1: like perfect walled garden of retardation.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And Sam has been in there for a long time
Speaker 1: and he just sort of does drive buys where you'll
Speaker 1: hear nothing from him, and then every three weeks he'll
Speaker 1: drop something. I act want to give you a quote, please, Actually,
Speaker 1: yesterday I just offered to get a twenty two year
Speaker 1: real egir pregnant publicly dot dot dot again.
Speaker 11: That's because Sam is obsessed with egirl because he tried
Speaker 11: to buy he he got us all to buy into
Speaker 11: that fucking crypto, the Ego crypto and a crash like immediately,
Speaker 11: and I spent like way too much money on it.
Speaker 11: And he just keeps showing for it like no, it's
Speaker 11: gonna work, Like dude, I'm out your scumbag.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also, exactly what you just said is what you like.
Speaker 5: When we're trying to coordinate stuff on the podcast, he'll
Speaker 5: say something like that and then not respond and then
Speaker 5: we're like, is Sam coming? I don't know, I like,
Speaker 5: we don't know.
Speaker 11: Sam started out like it was here, like did to
Speaker 11: start five to midnight like it was. He was the
Speaker 11: brains behind it. He got us altogether. He got me, Typo, Luke,
Speaker 11: Kyle Matovic and Sam. That was that was, That's the group.
Speaker 11: He gus allogether. He made us do like spreadsheets like
Speaker 11: questioneers of like like this is two years ago, you know,
Speaker 11: of like how we start the show. Then Sam went
Speaker 11: a wall and I had to take over all the
Speaker 11: responsibility for the show. And I'm the oldest person on
Speaker 11: the show and I'm of all tech all of it.
Speaker 11: Setting stuff up, putting everything out.
Speaker 2: It's wild. It's such a scumbag.
Speaker 1: So so you guys said you got started in the
Speaker 1: libertarian space, just kind of do it agent demos. I
Speaker 1: sort of skipped that. I was sort of coming on
Speaker 1: the scene. I was definitely aware of it. This was
Speaker 1: during the whole the Mecocky saga, right that, like we're
Speaker 1: going to take over the party and fix it. And
Speaker 1: then when that didn't work, I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is this is kind of sad. And I will be honest,
Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't say this. Angela mccartal has been really
Speaker 1: pitching to get on my show, and she seems like
Speaker 1: a very nice lady. But I can't think of anything
Speaker 1: real to discuss with her other than just making fun
Speaker 1: of her on the internet, which is not productive and
Speaker 1: I won't do it. But I dropped this this like pitch,
Speaker 1: which it's not her, it's her agent or whoever she's
Speaker 1: contacted with who said it to me like probably twelve
Speaker 1: times sick every two weeks for like the last couple
Speaker 1: of months. And so of course the guys are all
Speaker 1: sitting around like, oh, what would be a funny thing
Speaker 1: to do? And so far you guys can offer your
Speaker 1: own suggestions. The best one is to edit out every
Speaker 1: single instance of her talking, so it's just me talking.
Speaker 1: She starts a sentence, cuts to my spots, and I
Speaker 1: don't know what. She didn't deserve it, but it is
Speaker 1: just funny to be like, all right, this particular guest
Speaker 1: going to ruin their day.
Speaker 2: I personally know Angela. She's actually pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: I think I've heard from everyone.
Speaker 2: But she's also a.
Speaker 11: Woman, so she kind of deserves what she gets, you
Speaker 11: know what I'm saying exactly exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean she's she's like the one that went
Speaker 5: like went negotiated with the Trump campaign from the lit
Speaker 5: this is like getting inside baseball with the Lukann part. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but she went negotiated with the Trump campaign and then
Speaker 5: got like one thing out of it, Like, don't be wrong,
Speaker 5: she got one thing that her big thing was freeing
Speaker 5: Ross Olbert, Yeah, which and us you know, you know
Speaker 5: that that worked, and I think the other I forgot
Speaker 5: the other two were but they didn't, which might.
Speaker 1: Be legitimately the only thing the Libertarian Party has ever
Speaker 1: actually gotten.
Speaker 5: I'm serious, Like that is literally what they did, and
Speaker 5: that's like all that that's all I know that libertarian
Speaker 5: quality possibly could do. And it is like a huge
Speaker 5: feat it well, like as like trying to like present
Speaker 5: yourself as like a legitimate third option is like it
Speaker 5: took me a while to realize this, unfortunately, but it's
Speaker 5: kind of a joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, we all.
Speaker 11: Say, the majority of us in five some midnight straight
Speaker 11: away from libertarianism and now we're just all like right
Speaker 11: wingers in a way, I guess, yeah yeah yeah, like
Speaker 11: like type of said like, oh this in theory, it's great,
Speaker 11: you know, like like people not it says like you
Speaker 11: know and Capistan in your head, like yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: That's where it kind of ends.
Speaker 11: It's like once you realize also like that party is
Speaker 11: just completely subverse by like fucking leftists and retarts, and
Speaker 11: it's like it's never it's never gonna work.
Speaker 2: You just can't.
Speaker 11: If you want an actual coalition and you want to
Speaker 11: get things done and fix our country, you can't work
Speaker 11: with anybody moderately.
Speaker 2: To the left. You just can't. It's impossible.
Speaker 1: Well I think did I did I tell you guys
Speaker 1: my connection to autistic libertarians when I worked for that
Speaker 1: Christian website for a while no, Okay. So in a
Speaker 1: previous job, I used to write for like Christian special
Speaker 1: interest news, and it was basically pretty like high volume.
Speaker 1: It was like six stories a day, and so you
Speaker 1: just run out of stuff to talk about, right, Like,
Speaker 1: there's only so many things you can say because that's
Speaker 1: a relatively slow moving corner of news. So I have
Speaker 1: to go digging. And so there were several just reliable
Speaker 1: sources of entertainment, which is what are black preachers doing?
Speaker 1: It's always insane. It is any advice you can imagine,
Speaker 1: cranked up to eleven and all at once. So it'd
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, this guy was having gay sex with
Speaker 1: like fourteen different guys high on meth and he stole
Speaker 1: three million dollars. Allegedly he will be preaching next Sunday,
Speaker 1: you know. So that was a good one. Another one
Speaker 1: was at the time he was still alive. What weird thing?
Speaker 1: His Pope Francis said. Classic. But the third and my
Speaker 1: favorite was searching the phrase New Hampshire Satanist and dude
Speaker 1: literally hundreds of instances of autistic Satanic libertarians who live
Speaker 1: in New Hampshire's doing the most irritating things possible, like
Speaker 1: protesting like antivity in some small town being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you can do this, I can sacrifice goats in
Speaker 1: front of a.
Speaker 2: Room school, right.
Speaker 1: Everyone be like no, you can't stop doing this, stop it.
Speaker 2: You know that.
Speaker 11: You know that that meme where it's like, uh, it's
Speaker 11: like it's impossible to have like this course left this
Speaker 11: because they just purposely understand things.
Speaker 2: It's like that's libertarians also.
Speaker 11: Mostly it's like it's like you'd be like, hey man,
Speaker 11: but like praising Jesus Christ in a public setting is
Speaker 11: different than I don't know, putting up a goat head
Speaker 11: statue in front of a fucking school building. And they're like, no,
Speaker 11: it's the same, Like, right, you're regarded. That's that's what
Speaker 11: we're saying, you're retarding.
Speaker 1: And it's one of those things too, where it's it's
Speaker 1: so clearly if they actually were just interested in being
Speaker 1: weird Satanists on a farm in the middle of nowhere,
Speaker 1: nobody would care. But that's not good enough. It's like
Speaker 1: I have to be the center of attention, so I
Speaker 1: have to find someone and bother them to prove a
Speaker 1: point to myself. And it's just like, well, you guys
Speaker 1: do it, Like I think that The solution to that
Speaker 1: is not any political solution. It's just bully like shove
Speaker 1: these people in lockers.
Speaker 11: Yeah, dude, I was a I'm also a comedian. I
Speaker 11: do comedy and stuff, and like, uh, pork Fest hired
Speaker 11: me one year, it's like two three years ago maybe
Speaker 11: to go up and do comedy out there, and uh,
Speaker 11: you're just up for like two days in an open
Speaker 11: field with a bunch of fucking libertarians, and it is
Speaker 11: that's how you know, like their theory would never work
Speaker 11: because everyone's dirty, everyone smells like, everyone's arguing all the time,
Speaker 11: nothing gets shipped done, Like it's it's the worst experience
Speaker 11: of my life.
Speaker 1: It was fucking I like the idea of not judging
Speaker 1: a political ideology based off of like your physiognomy. Like
Speaker 1: we've already we already accepted the BET's ballot. There's another one,
Speaker 1: which is the sniff test, which is do you smell weird? Sorry?
Speaker 1: The VEC not gonna work. Sorry, Libertarians, not gonna work.
Speaker 2: The VEC was there when I was there.
Speaker 11: Its like before he got like really really big, he
Speaker 11: was still like kind of climbing in the ranks of
Speaker 11: like being like a very public figure.
Speaker 2: And uh yeah, he sucks all they whole.
Speaker 11: Are you just saying the same bullshit they was three
Speaker 11: years ago he was saying now, but you're saying in
Speaker 11: front of a fucking tent with the sewage all around
Speaker 11: him up in Porkfest the time an Indian joke. There
Speaker 11: was actual raw sewage up because the fucking things broke down.
Speaker 2: So he was anything. He just felt at home, but
Speaker 2: it was it was wild, this didn't break.
Speaker 1: We did this for you that we repurposefully.
Speaker 2: I want you to fill it home.
Speaker 1: They also for some reason had a random train tracks
Speaker 1: running through it, like thirty people died. Apparently they do
Speaker 1: that in India too.
Speaker 5: That's probably why Vivek is like such a libertarian guy, dude,
Speaker 5: because like what he's used to in India is like
Speaker 5: that stuff just should be normal here, like people, you know,
Speaker 5: shitting on the beach or whatever, like things going on.
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Speaker 5: I heard that's like a really big problem in Canada.
Speaker 5: I mean I saw it on Twitter. It's not not true,
Speaker 5: it is, but like probably because like a bunch of
Speaker 5: Indians are going to Canada and they had to put
Speaker 5: up signs that said, like a notion on the beach.
Speaker 1: Well, this is an important philosophical question. Does public defecation
Speaker 1: violate the naps.
Speaker 2: By ip O? That bunch? Shit's gross?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's It is kind of funny because we're about
Speaker 1: at the uh the one year anniversary of Vve's great
Speaker 1: crash out about you know, h one b's where he's
Speaker 1: basically saying like, oh no, you Americans, let your kids
Speaker 1: watch sitcoms instead of be thrown to their death from
Speaker 1: a crowded train. So that's what I don't deserve to
Speaker 1: have a real country.
Speaker 11: What's with Indians and not understanding trains are heavier than
Speaker 11: they are? Like what is that? What is that that
Speaker 11: needs to be studied by somebody? Like that's a crazy phenomenon.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Look, I get it, there's always just
Speaker 1: it seems that in any trains are dangerous. Someone's gonna
Speaker 1: get hurt with a train. Fair enough, I get it.
Speaker 1: I understand someone gets drunk and you know, stumbles onto
Speaker 1: the train, tars and in a country of a billion people,
Speaker 1: I can even understand that it probably happens more. But
Speaker 1: that does not explain the sheer number of videos I
Speaker 1: have been forced to see of Indians willfully interacting with
Speaker 1: the train in a way that results of them being killed,
Speaker 1: Like taking selfies in front of trains leaning off of the.
Speaker 2: Say they take hot girl selfies.
Speaker 11: As a train's like flying like eighty miles an hour
Speaker 11: up there, they're like with their heads like in the track.
Speaker 11: It's like they're like this, So it's the fucking phone.
Speaker 5: I think they like honestly think for a second that
Speaker 5: when they're looking through the screen, it's like it's not real.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, this is this is just on my phone,
Speaker 5: like I'm looking at I don't know, the Internet or something.
Speaker 11: They like they're like cats, Like if they don't look
Speaker 11: at you, they think that you can't see them. That's
Speaker 11: Indians with phones and fucking trains. They're like, well, the
Speaker 11: train can't see me. It's clearly on my phone. It's
Speaker 11: not I'm not here.
Speaker 1: Well if you if you like me are a connoisseur
Speaker 1: of police bodycam footage, which is based in by some
Speaker 1: of the greatest entertainment in the world, one of the
Speaker 1: things you realize is a somewhat similar thing exists for
Speaker 1: bystanders to any dangerous event. There will be shots trading.
Speaker 1: You know, there's some brother with a switch on his
Speaker 1: glock just spraying, and then there'll just be someone standing
Speaker 1: like fifteen yards away with a with like a I
Speaker 1: was gonna sayn iPhone with an Android like held vertically hit.
Speaker 1: A horrible footage for Facebook Live, unbothered by the uh
Speaker 1: the thirty rounds of forty just sprayed it.
Speaker 11: To be fair, they have no fear of getting shot
Speaker 11: by a black eye with the gun.
Speaker 2: They ain't getting hit, so they're actually safe.
Speaker 1: That's the safest they could be bystanders or not. That's
Speaker 1: what we've learned.
Speaker 11: Right, right, that's true. Yeah, if you're the intended target, dude,
Speaker 11: you're clear. You're good to go.
Speaker 5: Dude, Adam was a cop.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 5: Did you have the body cans when you were.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't have tasers.
Speaker 11: We just had a fucking I just had to fuck
Speaker 11: people up with these fucking bad boys.
Speaker 1: You just had to fight.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but I also worked in a white praicing, so
Speaker 11: I never really had to deal with blacks. Does ideal
Speaker 11: with dr gotic whites and shit like that?
Speaker 1: What's your h what's your drug ranking? As far as
Speaker 1: someone to fight, because Uh, I got taught to drive
Speaker 1: by a guy who was a big city cop in
Speaker 1: like the seventies and eighties, and I was just driving
Speaker 1: around get my learners permit or whatever. This guy would
Speaker 1: just like go glassy and just start giving me like
Speaker 1: Vietnam flashbacks of like shooting some guy high on PCP
Speaker 1: like thirteen times. And I was like, mister Frederick, can
Speaker 1: I get my license? Stop talking? It's like who are you?
Speaker 2: Where'd you come from?
Speaker 11: So you're asking me like the worst drug to fight
Speaker 11: somebody on the best start to fight?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if you could give a ranking, like which
Speaker 1: drug addict are you? Like, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: win that fight. Awesome fight, Harrow, Which drug addicts are you? Easy, Carol,
Speaker 1: They're already sleepy. Just it's easy.
Speaker 2: I though.
Speaker 11: You could do what you want. You could take your
Speaker 11: dick out and fucking rub their face and ship and.
Speaker 1: You don't have a body cam, so but prove it,
Speaker 1: prove it by cock in your face.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 11: Uh PCP, I thought, I thought a few guys at
Speaker 11: PCP that ship is I broke? I told the stain
Speaker 11: fought the midnight. Uh we I worked midnights and it
Speaker 11: was like seven o'clock in the morning. We like we
Speaker 11: were we should have been done, really, but daytours are
Speaker 11: lazy and they don't want to come out of the
Speaker 11: precinct on time.
Speaker 2: So like we were still working.
Speaker 11: And uh, some uh nurse who worked at like a
Speaker 11: not halfway house, but like a drug clinic, she got
Speaker 11: followed home by a guy on PCP and she lived
Speaker 11: with her parents, like in like a nice neighborhood, and
Speaker 11: so she called the guy just walks in their house
Speaker 11: and lays on their couch.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm not leaving, so she calls the cops.
Speaker 11: And my regular partner was on vacation that week, so
Speaker 11: I was working with some tall Asian guy who was
Speaker 11: not a let's put it, not a fighter, all the
Speaker 11: stereotypes aside, not one of those, not not a fucking
Speaker 11: Jackie Chan.
Speaker 2: He was a real fucking dude.
Speaker 11: Would have been sick, I would have I would have
Speaker 11: appreciated that, but Nope. Instead, what happened was, as we
Speaker 11: were walking up to the stairs to the door, we
Speaker 11: hear the guy yell from inside, if the cops walk
Speaker 11: in here, I'm punching that motherfucker in the face. I
Speaker 11: turned to him, I was like, you heard that right, So,
Speaker 11: like we're gonna have to probably fight this guy now,
Speaker 11: Like I'm a trained mixed martial arts I've been to
Speaker 11: the MA for like twenty years. Like I'm fine, I
Speaker 11: can handle myself, but I know he can't. So I'm like,
Speaker 11: this is gonna be me versus guy who's high on
Speaker 11: whatever drug he's high on. We walk in the door.
Speaker 11: Short shit, he punches this guy right in the fucking face.
Speaker 11: The guy was just he's like ah, he just like
Speaker 11: falls back. I like tackle the guy like over this
Speaker 11: family is like fucking like dining room table, onto like this.
Speaker 2: Couch, and I'm just fucking ran I'm just crushing this guy, right.
Speaker 2: He can't fight it, so he just like kind of
Speaker 2: taking these shots.
Speaker 11: I was hitting him like unencumbered, like was no protection,
Speaker 11: just like boom boo, and he was just not feeling it.
Speaker 11: Finally we get him cuffed. He goes to the hospital
Speaker 11: and the cop that was sitting on him told me
Speaker 11: later the next day He's like, yeah, you broke that
Speaker 11: guy's eye socket and he didn't feel it, Like he
Speaker 11: did not feel until after all that shit wore off
Speaker 11: than but like in the moment I shattered his whole
Speaker 11: orbital bone and he was just like shrugging it off,
Speaker 11: like nothing crazy.
Speaker 1: You're an MMA guy, So I can ask you a
Speaker 1: very important question, which is gayer jiu jitsu or kissing
Speaker 1: a man on the lips.
Speaker 11: You can kiss a man on the list during the
Speaker 11: jiu jitsu, I know. So that's the ultimate gay nothing
Speaker 11: stopping me, you know, tap out, tap out.
Speaker 1: The ultimate game of chicken. It's like you're not playing
Speaker 1: gay chicken, you're wrestling while you're doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dick's out for that too. But prove it.
Speaker 2: No body cam, you can't.
Speaker 1: Why would anyone be wearing a body cam that exactly
Speaker 1: so prove it. When questioned by a judge, Nutter saying,
Speaker 1: we'll prove it and I don't have a body Can.
Speaker 2: We gotta swab your dick for testing his face and
Speaker 2: his lips too?
Speaker 11: Why we all we all tell about peace of another story?
Speaker 11: Was nothing annoying more than when I was a cop.
Speaker 11: Was like when security guards thought they were cops and
Speaker 11: they acted like cops.
Speaker 2: That ship infuriates me this day when when I see that.
Speaker 1: We have they wear costumes. So that's the Yeah.
Speaker 2: They are.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and they some of them decked themselves out like
Speaker 11: they're fucking they they're like steal team sex.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you can't even touch anybody.
Speaker 11: I don't know what you're doing with all this gear,
Speaker 11: like it's illegal to touch anybody. But uh, we had
Speaker 11: the cops. Sat Island was in our pracinct. And these
Speaker 11: weren't like I know, like a lot of colleges have
Speaker 11: like actual cops on campus.
Speaker 2: This was not one of them.
Speaker 11: They just have like a safety unit, you know, essentially
Speaker 11: a high level security guards with guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a guy, and these guys were.
Speaker 11: Off campus, but for some reason, he was patrolling the
Speaker 11: streets like behind the campus, which again not part of
Speaker 11: the campus. There's these two guys that's completely zoned out
Speaker 11: on like on like before the PCP hits you, like
Speaker 11: you just kind of like zone out, so like you
Speaker 11: go from like zero like one hundred real quick. And
Speaker 11: these guys just had like PCP like in there like
Speaker 11: all over them pretty much.
Speaker 2: So he calls the cops.
Speaker 11: We show up, and I'm like fuck, and he's like
Speaker 11: standing there like so you gonna arrest them?
Speaker 2: Like well, now I have to, cause you're not gonna
Speaker 2: let this go.
Speaker 11: So like I was gonna tell these guys to fuck up,
Speaker 11: you know, and we we arrest them. They were like
Speaker 11: zoned out even though it was going on. We bring
Speaker 11: back to the priests, We put him in the cell. In
Speaker 11: the celly wake up, and they just start yelling and
Speaker 11: fucking going full crazy shit. And again we didn't have
Speaker 11: taser at the time, but uh Esu did. Es He
Speaker 11: was like swatting for MYPDA and they were attached to
Speaker 11: our precinct. So we're like, yo, we're just gonna call
Speaker 11: the guys over here to fucking tasy if you don't stop,
Speaker 11: and they're like.
Speaker 2: Fucking bring him. We're like all right.
Speaker 11: They walk over like stop yelling them the sound like
Speaker 11: fuck you Like all right, bam. That's the funny shit
Speaker 11: in the world, dude.
Speaker 1: The uh well, this is another sub variety of bodycam footage,
Speaker 1: which is, uh, what in the world are quote unquote
Speaker 1: private security companies doing? Because if you noticed, like and
Speaker 1: I noticed this because very briefly in my small town,
Speaker 1: I think it's been shut down. I live in a
Speaker 1: small enough town that like the criminal population is a
Speaker 1: knowable one hundred people, and so it's kind of just
Speaker 1: like those hundred people are constantly, you know, in and
Speaker 1: out of jail, cycling from normally one bar to another,
Speaker 1: and that bar is that bar for a month or two.
Speaker 1: Someone gets shot and then they have forced to move
Speaker 1: somewhere else. And so for a while it was this
Speaker 1: like like weird like there was sort of a takeover
Speaker 1: at like a country western bar. Different crowd moved in.
Speaker 1: Then they moved to what's called the yard, which is
Speaker 1: just like a lot next to a road somewhere where
Speaker 1: some guy had like an ABC license and a grill,
Speaker 1: and it was immediate chaos. And so that's funny, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could hear it from Mike miles away. But what
Speaker 1: was particularly funny is after the first large public disturbance,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, well, we'll contract a private security company,
Speaker 1: which basically just means a big fat guy with like
Speaker 1: a Turkish shotgun cost him one hundred and twenty dollars
Speaker 1: and like every other thing he could get on timu
Speaker 1: strapped to every portion of his body, and like, over
Speaker 1: like the summer of Floyd you would see a bunch
Speaker 1: of these, because there'd obviously be businesses that wanted private security,
Speaker 1: which just meant a guy and the kind of guy
Speaker 1: that's like that's me I want to be involved in
Speaker 1: that is a lunatic who should never be given any
Speaker 1: position of authority.
Speaker 11: Well yeah, it's what's that Like, you give like unwell
Speaker 11: people positioned authority and then like they'll they'll always abuse it,
Speaker 11: Like that's ever security guard in the world. We had
Speaker 11: to arrest a loss prevention security guard lady one time
Speaker 11: because she kept coughing people or like we told her
Speaker 11: like this happened three times, and we told her like
Speaker 11: you can't, like legally, you're actually kidnapping this person, Like
Speaker 11: you can't do that, like you have no authority to
Speaker 11: like couff somebody, you psychopath. After the third time, like
Speaker 11: this again, we're gonna restu you too. Fourth time we
Speaker 11: show up to like a kmart when Camart we're still around,
Speaker 11: and she had this lady cough that. I was like, cool,
Speaker 11: so we're gonna arrest her and we're also gonna rescue
Speaker 11: you because you're you just kidnapped her.
Speaker 2: And she's like you can't do that.
Speaker 11: Oh no, we told you three times, and we arrested
Speaker 11: her too, and then she got fired.
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Speaker 1: Like if Caymart had like a death squad, are they
Speaker 1: just like you walk out with like your your you know,
Speaker 1: socks you know stuffed into you your coat you know
Speaker 1: you're stealing some bread for your baby or whatever, and
Speaker 1: then they just show up in a black van, drag
Speaker 1: you to a you know, some off site location, beat
Speaker 1: you with a fire hose, and then shoot you. Society
Speaker 1: might be better.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's actually better than just coughing somebody that's.
Speaker 1: Actually go all the way this half measure of stuff.
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 2: That's I agree.
Speaker 5: When I when I got out of the Marine Corps,
Speaker 5: one of the first jobs I did it was I
Speaker 5: was an armed security guard. So in this place, like
Speaker 5: they had like challenge coins that I was working at,
Speaker 5: Like the guy that I worked for, the guy that
Speaker 5: created the company, was an ice agent. He was Mexican
Speaker 5: and went on long rants about how we wanted to
Speaker 5: deport Mexicans. Crazy dude, it was crazy. But anyways, the
Speaker 5: first like gig I had, I was thinking, like, like
Speaker 5: we're he's talking about. I can't remember it was called Laughlin.
Speaker 5: I think it's Laughlin, Nevada. I think that's what it
Speaker 5: was called. But anyways, it's like right on the southern
Speaker 5: tip between the border between Arizona and Nevada, and it's
Speaker 5: like the first place you can get into out of
Speaker 5: state lines in Arizona to go gambling Intovada and so
Speaker 5: that has like a mini Las Vegas there, and so
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, like we're going there, like I don't know
Speaker 5: there's like a huge event of important people because we
Speaker 5: get told like no, no, not that any details before
Speaker 5: we get there. So I'm like this is top secret, dude.
Speaker 5: We get there and it's a literally dudes in tube
Speaker 5: floats going down the river and it's like people can
Speaker 5: pay money and it's like families are coming to this
Speaker 5: thing and we're walking around with like blocks and some
Speaker 5: guy has a forty five on his side. I'm like,
Speaker 5: why are we armed for this? Like people are getting
Speaker 5: drunk and then like something like like you said, Adam,
Speaker 5: where people are getting a little crazy at security guards,
Speaker 5: Like there's guys like that doing that. It's like, dudes,
Speaker 5: they just got back from Afghanistan or like what's that
Speaker 5: in your in your bag there, like thinking it's an
Speaker 5: ied or something. I'm like, dude, it's just empty pure cans.
Speaker 5: They got gloss, they have down, they have glass. They
Speaker 5: had glass, So you're not us to have glass on
Speaker 5: the river. It's supposed to be plastic or aluminum and
Speaker 5: you're supposed to pick up the trash. Well, these guys
Speaker 5: had a glass like fireball container and they're like, dude,
Speaker 5: the three security guards are hounding these guys. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 5: is this guy about are you about the pool on
Speaker 5: these guys just for just for having glass bottles.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Again, this is a case where shoot the first guy
Speaker 1: whatever brings glass.
Speaker 5: I know, dude, Sometimes people like it reminds me like,
Speaker 5: you know, you know Karens. People people like Karens. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, I think we need Karens in our society.
Speaker 5: They're enforcing good order. You know, it might be a
Speaker 5: little annoying to like have someone at your table that's like,
Speaker 5: let me speak to the manager, but sometimes the manager
Speaker 5: needs to get called over here, you know.
Speaker 1: Well to that point TYPEO, it's like, did customer service
Speaker 1: get better or worse? After the entire world decided Karens
Speaker 1: were the biggest problem in the world, because in my mind,
Speaker 1: it is a definite before and after and now everything
Speaker 1: just sucks and it's like, Okay, we're nosy forty something
Speaker 1: white women kind of annoying, yes, were They also much
Speaker 1: like kmart death squads doing an important job. We eat
Speaker 1: to live in a first world country. Also, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so I used to, like right out of college, I
Speaker 1: lived in Richmond, Virginia, which is a hell. It's horrible.
Speaker 1: It's sort of like a sleeper city for murder. It's
Speaker 1: like top ten. But if you like look at one
Speaker 1: or two neighborhoods, those neighborhoods are more dangerous than every
Speaker 1: city in America.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming this skin collar is dark over there.
Speaker 1: Adam, No, it's a bunch of Vietnamese kids.
Speaker 2: That's dark. Though awesome, that's dark.
Speaker 1: The point is, I'm living in kind of a rough
Speaker 1: area of town because I'm really there's like after COVID,
Speaker 1: like super hardcore malaise, and so the the grocery store
Speaker 1: that I can go to is right on the edge
Speaker 1: of Jackson Ward, which is a super dangerous neighborhood next
Speaker 1: to VCU which is this big like art school. I
Speaker 1: was living there because it's cheapest rent in town. So
Speaker 1: I already I go in there to shop and I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, I am not welcome here already, but I
Speaker 1: got to eat, So like I'm here and I'm getting
Speaker 1: getting the side. I I should clarify. We had like
Speaker 1: two shootings on our block like the first week I
Speaker 1: lived there, it was it was it was happening location.
Speaker 1: And so I'm already just like what am I doing?
Speaker 1: And so I get up to the I get up
Speaker 1: to the cashier to pay or whatever, and I see
Speaker 1: that they have armed security. And I'm expecting, like, you know,
Speaker 1: some like kind of thatch lovey guy, but I look
Speaker 1: up and there is a dude who no joke, black dude,
Speaker 1: probably six', four is, jacked like like completely diced, up
Speaker 1: like in perfect, shape mad dogging, everyone just like on a,
Speaker 1: swivel like just waiting wishing someone. Would i'm, like on wonder.
Speaker 1: End you could look at that and be, like all, right,
Speaker 1: well look they got a physically capable. Guy that's a good.
Speaker 1: Sign one way to look at. It the other one
Speaker 1: is why does this guy need to be? Here why
Speaker 1: is this the caliber of security they? Require and that
Speaker 1: is a worrying thought its own Pu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude that's so fucking. TRUE i, MEAN i don't.
Speaker 11: You always see like buffed out security guards in the
Speaker 11: most mundane, places like never where they should. Be it's
Speaker 11: like it's, like, oh here's a book, fair and you
Speaker 11: see like two guys Like.
Speaker 2: Ak's and you're, like what are you? Doing get this? Book?
Speaker 11: Fair they're looking to kill somebody like, that they genuinely they're, Crazy.
Speaker 1: Like you always see that with like the way that,
Speaker 1: uh like liberals talk about like you, know guys who
Speaker 1: concealed carry or gun owners call you're just some some
Speaker 1: rabbit lunatic looking for excuse to kill, someone and it's, like,
Speaker 1: no that guy works. Security that is what that person. Does, correct?
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 5: YEAH i lived In arizona for like four, years And,
Speaker 5: arizona if you almost you have a STATE, id you
Speaker 5: can conceal, carry you can open, carry you can go
Speaker 5: in buy AN ak forty seven with one hundred round drum,
Speaker 5: magazine and like as long as you have STATE id
Speaker 5: and like that quick background, check you can just walk.
Speaker 5: Out so and THEN i ended up WORKING i end
Speaker 5: up working at this uh it was an axe throwing.
Speaker 5: PLACE i worked there during college and uh uh so
Speaker 5: the company was ran by like these Two canadians that
Speaker 5: came down From canada and well like so if you
Speaker 5: don't like firearms in your, location you have to put
Speaker 5: up a sign that says like no. Firearms so the
Speaker 5: first like couple months they were shocked just when people
Speaker 5: would walk in with like the like open carrying or
Speaker 5: like someone take their jacket off and they can just
Speaker 5: see it like in their, jacket like they're like they're
Speaker 5: holster and they're just like what the hell like like
Speaker 5: and they come over to me and being like what
Speaker 5: do we? Do And i'm, like, uh it looks like
Speaker 5: we're safe, Now LIKE i don't know what you want
Speaker 5: me TO i don't know what you want me to,
Speaker 5: Do like you we can do this, Here like what the?
Speaker 1: Hell it's also an axe throwing, exactly. DUDE i, know
Speaker 1: like if you're like primarily worried about like extreme safety
Speaker 1: and risk, avoidance you're in the wrong. Business you. Know
Speaker 1: it's like it's like working at A dodge dealership and
Speaker 1: being upset when someone doesn't have good. Credit it's like
Speaker 1: what do you?
Speaker 5: Think, yeah, yeah. Dude they they were just so shocked by,
Speaker 5: that and, yeah it was like this weird thing because
Speaker 5: they would LIKE i didn't really they would always act, like,
Speaker 5: uh like. Wow there would be a lot of people
Speaker 5: in the Ax roun community that would think like they
Speaker 5: were like, badass like they were doing something that's like,
Speaker 5: edgy and it's really just like a little bit more
Speaker 5: extreme darts and it's like the it's like a like
Speaker 5: like the reason we have so many axor in places
Speaker 5: is because of all the. Immigration now we can't have
Speaker 5: shooting ranges. Everywhere like it's kind of, retarded but LIKE
Speaker 5: i don't, Know like they were just shocked by it
Speaker 5: and they hated, us and they always bitched About, americans
Speaker 5: but they were good people in a weird.
Speaker 1: Way, Yeah canadians h scarcely even human is sort of
Speaker 1: my review of the entire.
Speaker 11: Country we should just take it. Out trump was, right
Speaker 11: we should just state them like they. Are what's kind
Speaker 11: of all for? That when that was being like.
Speaker 1: They should get The Puerto rico treatment where it's like
Speaker 1: you can kind of be our, thing but you don't
Speaker 1: get to, vote.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah you're just.
Speaker 11: Terrible we're gonna use your resources for, us but you
Speaker 11: know you're allowed to exist kind of. Thing, Yeah that's
Speaker 11: Where i'm at With. Kinada Fucking kata, Sucks like why
Speaker 11: haven't we is the?
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Speaker 1: REALLY i think because we don't Want canadians like, genuinely
Speaker 1: it's like then they've become our. Responsibility you, know it's
Speaker 1: like if you it's you, know it's like if you,
Speaker 1: like you, know marry a woman with four. Kids you're, like,
Speaker 1: okay well now they're mine and in the Same, canada
Speaker 1: they're kind of, retarded and it's like now you're morally
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Speaker 1: right we'll let you guys complain about us and pretend
Speaker 1: that is enough identity to create a.
Speaker 11: Country and just, yeah we already have Fucking vek and
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Speaker 11: of them.
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Speaker 1: we already already let them have THE mlb every once
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Speaker 1: UH i feel like that is much too.
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Speaker 11: One that's that's a, lot that's. Big take that.
Speaker 1: Forever, yeah so uh you, know maybe pipe, down, guys
Speaker 1: you got, One SO i don't want to hear any.
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Speaker 11: It's like a little. Kid it's like you let a
Speaker 11: little kid. Win it's like you unplug your, controller, like oh,
Speaker 11: man you're beating.
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Speaker 1: yeah or like if if you had to like play,
Speaker 1: with like your cousin and your little brother or. Something
Speaker 1: you'd like slightly unplug. It so they weren't actually controlling
Speaker 1: anything to.
Speaker 11: Me WHEN i was a, KID i was, like, Dude
Speaker 11: i'm crushing, it and they're, like, yeah you.
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Speaker 5: TIME i ever interacted With canadians was actually On Xbox
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Speaker 5: so Like i'm playing a low or call of duty
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Speaker 5: yeah like we we fought In World War? Two And
Speaker 5: i'd be, like you fought In World war?
Speaker 2: Two like, no they were.
Speaker 5: THERE i was, like what battles did you? Win and
Speaker 5: they would name like some obscure Battle i've never heard,
Speaker 5: of And i'm, like who did you fight?
Speaker 2: There like, yeah like we were In Deed. Day i'm,
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Speaker 1: you want to prove a. Point but you, know you
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Speaker 1: pretend like they know what they're talking about in a
Speaker 1: way that in no way endangers themselves. Personally. Yeah on one,
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Speaker 11: That like do you remember that white who got by
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Speaker 11: on her Attack and you're, like, YEAH.
Speaker 2: I don't really you, know feel for you on this.
Speaker 5: One i'm not getting.
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Speaker 1: or take it off the, internet and by minute forty,
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Speaker 11: Coming now that's ALL i. Said that's ALL i. SAID i,
Speaker 11: SAID i don't feel for.
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Speaker 1: already put A t shirt with that quote And Adam
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Speaker 5: I'll do my. BEST i was ACTUALLY i was just,
Speaker 5: thinking like we were talking about In indian country and all,
Speaker 5: right in one of those one of those, Countries, Pakistan.
Speaker 5: India oh, SORRY i have a story to tell. YOU
Speaker 5: i just REMEMBERED i HAVE i don't, Know well it's
Speaker 5: SOMEONE i. Know i'll just say that SOMEONE i.
Speaker 2: Know and they went on a.
Speaker 5: Missionary trip To, india and within like the first couple
Speaker 5: of days they were, there they told me that there
Speaker 5: they were like get they had a guide with them
Speaker 5: THAT i don't, know take them around places to Spread.
Speaker 5: Christianity and, well the police showed up and they were
Speaker 5: and the first thing they, did they decked their guide
Speaker 5: in the face the rest of, him threw him in
Speaker 5: the back of the, car and then they forced him
Speaker 5: to go back to the, hotel ned to stay there
Speaker 5: for like a couple of days until they determine what's
Speaker 5: the best thing they would do with. Them and no,
Speaker 5: JOKE i, MEAN i don't know exactly what, happened but
Speaker 5: they were told that their guide was being charged with
Speaker 5: like one to two years in prison and they they
Speaker 5: had to spend the rest of their trip In Sri.
Speaker 5: Lanka so they felt it was an appropriate punishment to
Speaker 5: send this. Missionary it was like twenty two to eighteen year,
Speaker 5: olds like it's just young college aged. Kids and the
Speaker 5: punishment In india is they got sent To Sri lanka
Speaker 5: for the.
Speaker 2: Rest of the.
Speaker 1: Sprint so that was on a serious, note like Anti
Speaker 1: christian persecution In india is. Insane it's incredibly, violent largely
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Speaker 1: modi which is really. Cool, additionally another part of his
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Speaker 11: don't want to get your. Banned already said, Enough but
Speaker 11: you know.
Speaker 1: Now now you're, like, okay now is the time to
Speaker 1: pull back that we would want to say some words
Speaker 1: about getting one in trouble after talking about beating up drug.
Speaker 11: Addicts, UH i was doing society a.
Speaker 1: Favor all, Right but much like The kmart death, squad
Speaker 1: sometimes you know you need a guy know.
Speaker 2: That he was like he would sleep at like nine
Speaker 2: year olds in his bed.
Speaker 1: And, no he was like a disgusting sex.
Speaker 2: Purper YEAH i.
Speaker 3: Did not know.
Speaker 2: That oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And uh but you know he gave it a speech
Speaker 1: and didn't eat for a little. Bit SO i guess
Speaker 1: he's cool. Now uh oh have you? So i'm a
Speaker 1: little bit of a of a gun, autist. Right it's it,
Speaker 1: happens uh for a. While and this is kind of
Speaker 1: like legendary lore About. India the officials screenshot On wikipedia
Speaker 1: for The Indian army's official service rifle had a piece
Speaker 1: of poop like just on, it like are on the
Speaker 1: grass behind?
Speaker 2: It like what are we gonna do with? Everywhere it
Speaker 2: was just one.
Speaker 1: Of those things where it's LIKE i think they changed,
Speaker 1: eventually but it was one of those things where it's
Speaker 1: just like, Perfect thanks, guys appreciate.
Speaker 3: It.
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Speaker 11: people with their weapons. SKILLS i told, this you know
Speaker 11: THEY i ever heard the ghost Of. Tsavo it was
Speaker 11: THE i took about the thoughts of midnight but real.
Speaker 11: Quick it was in the early nineteen. Hundreds, uh The
Speaker 11: english were building like a railroad Through, africa and they
Speaker 11: had a bunch Of indian workers who were building the,
Speaker 11: railroad and these two lions were killing like a shits
Speaker 11: on of, them and like the One english like army
Speaker 11: guy had to like haunt him down. Finally but this is,
Speaker 11: like you, know pre, technology so no night, vision no,
Speaker 11: scopes just a guy in a rifle in a tree
Speaker 11: for like months until they finally killed. Him but the
Speaker 11: point asked story is this guy was trying to devise
Speaker 11: a bunch of ways to catch the fucking. Lions and
Speaker 11: one night they built like this homemade trap and they
Speaker 11: catch one and like the door shuts on, it and
Speaker 11: there's these Three indian that's, sick and there's these.
Speaker 1: Three i'll let you finish the, story BUT i will
Speaker 1: GO i will zoom in on this photo and substantiate my.
Speaker 2: CLAIM i believe.
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Speaker 11: It yep, okay yep.
Speaker 1: Ye SO i just wanted to say that was not
Speaker 1: SOMETHING i pulled out of. Nowhere that is. True that's.
Speaker 1: CRAZY i interrupted you, though you're.
Speaker 11: Good, so like they catch the lion and the fucking
Speaker 11: like homemade gate shuts on, it and these Three indians
Speaker 11: rifles are no ship five feet, away they miss all
Speaker 11: of the. Shots they shoot the lock and the lion runs.
Speaker 11: Away they were five feet away from it and they
Speaker 11: couldn't hit.
Speaker 2: It one. Time, WELL i.
Speaker 1: Think it was it was Either india Or pakistan was
Speaker 1: having border disputes With. China they're still ongoing and because
Speaker 1: of some weird like and they've had a bunch of.
Speaker 1: Wars now THAT i think about, IT i think this Is.
Speaker 1: India they've had a bunch of you, know wars there
Speaker 1: between the two of, them and so they have this
Speaker 1: sort of like unofficial truce where they're not gonna use
Speaker 1: like guns or bombs or anything. Normal so what they
Speaker 1: have actually done is basically just reverted to medieval. Warfare
Speaker 1: and so you've got like Modern chinese And indian soldiers
Speaker 1: just wailing on each other with like bats and, clubs
Speaker 1: and The chinese have brought in all their weird like
Speaker 1: wu shoe, stuff so you've got like crazy like like
Speaker 1: spear shovel combinations and they're doing like kung. Fu AND
Speaker 1: i can't remember WHERE i saw on social, media but
Speaker 1: it was someone where was, like, dude give me three,
Speaker 1: Hundred Like alabama alignment and watch.
Speaker 2: Me cong to, this.
Speaker 1: WHICH i think is the best concept for like a
Speaker 1: movie or a documentary, ever of just getting like like
Speaker 1: a bunch of like hyped up eighteen year old like
Speaker 1: high school football players and just going to this, conflict
Speaker 1: wrecking it and.
Speaker 11: Leaving, DUDE i say that about like a lot of
Speaker 11: smaller country Like india is too, big but like A, katie,
Speaker 11: like if we got like five hundred well trained, dudes
Speaker 11: we could probably Take.
Speaker 1: Adam this gets us back to The canada. Problem do
Speaker 1: you want to be responsible For?
Speaker 2: No, no we as in we just Take katie for.
Speaker 2: Ourselves you're.
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Speaker 1: version for people who pay the free, version they're just
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Speaker 1: okay that's.
Speaker 5: WHAT i didn't know if this was live or.
Speaker 2: Not oh my, god, no it's free.
Speaker 1: Recorded. Yeah so if you want to hear how funny
Speaker 1: that joke, was pay me.
Speaker 2: Five, dollars hey the, man it's worth.
Speaker 1: It, yeah and if you Are, CANADIAN i appreciate your
Speaker 1: Fake mexican money even more than a real. Currency the.
Speaker 11: Dollars, yeah they think they're one of the loony and
Speaker 11: like take it, seriously and like take yourself. Seriously, yeah,
Speaker 11: YEAH i NEVER i on all, HONESTY i never had
Speaker 11: much contact With indians in my, life, like uh UNTIL
Speaker 11: i went to college and then they were like a
Speaker 11: bunch of.
Speaker 5: Them and but now now the small, Town i'm back
Speaker 5: home Where i'm. From i'm from Southern, illinois and, dude
Speaker 5: the like this like the only gas station in my.
Speaker 5: Town the previous owners they sold. It you'll never guess
Speaker 5: to the people that bought, it It's. Indians, wow what is?
Speaker 5: This and we're in like the middle of. Nowhere my
Speaker 5: town has like less than two thousand, People like this
Speaker 5: is a, Village like what are we doing? Here it's?
Speaker 5: Crazy it is. CRAZY i mean they're they're genuinely, NICE i,
Speaker 5: guess but the the cast stations uh a little less.
Speaker 5: Clean the service is not as. Friendly it's a little,
Speaker 5: WEIRD i. Surprise AND i think they're like the only
Speaker 5: ones in my entire. County And i'm, like what is?
Speaker 1: This have not shelled out the money for a kmart death?
Speaker 5: Squad WE i need A karen to go in, there
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Speaker 2: Dude, yeah we uh.
Speaker 1: Okays, well, Guys we're we're fast coming up on. Time
Speaker 1: this has been a ton of. FUN i have you
Speaker 1: guys on. AGAIN i know we mentioned your, podcast but
Speaker 1: where can people find?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 11: Yeah uh YouTube rumble uh because we already have to
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Speaker 1: Quick how how did you GET i don't.
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Speaker 5: on mister DOCTOR J, burden like you came on and.
Speaker 1: WHAT i was, LIKE i can't think of a single
Speaker 1: THING i.
Speaker 2: Said see that.
Speaker 5: One that one was like pushing it like we've said
Speaker 5: some crazy stuff on, there AND i was, like, well
Speaker 5: we're already in this deep So i'm letting everything, out.
Speaker 1: DUDE i have no idea HOW i pull it. OFF
Speaker 1: i haven't had an episode on YouTube demonetized in like
Speaker 1: a year and a. Half And i'll, edit you, know
Speaker 1: there's a slip, through someone dropped something that's, obvious and it's,
Speaker 1: Like i'll get. That But i'm not a good. EDITOR i.
Speaker 1: Forget i'm not that careful.
Speaker 5: Anymore i'm cut audio.
Speaker 1: Versions that one matters. Less, yeah, genuinely it seems like
Speaker 1: they care way less on. Audio YouTube's annoying about. It and,
Speaker 1: HONESTLY i feel like at this Point i'm due for,
Speaker 1: one just because of how Many i've skated by on
Speaker 1: OR i knew if a real person was reading between the, lines,
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Speaker 11: channel but one goes away on the twenty, Six so
Speaker 11: twenty four days and we could fuck up again and
Speaker 11: we're fine if we had three that We're, Fox so
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Speaker 2: It that's on Our patreon.
Speaker 5: Weekly WE i think we did, that like we did
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Speaker 5: like if you, lose you have to say the hard
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Speaker 2: Stream but after the twenty six then we can do
Speaker 2: AND i think we gotta.
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Speaker 5: you should say, it, guys.
Speaker 1: Are you Sure i've never heard him talk about it, before.
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Speaker 11: rambling that, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Figure no what it used to before we Met, sam
Speaker 5: it was or before like we started our. Show sam
Speaker 5: would spill that on the stuff on the, timeline AND
Speaker 5: i told, him, like stop simping on a. Timeline, dude
Speaker 5: you're embarrassing. Us if you're gonna be on our, show
Speaker 5: you got to stop simping on the.
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