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Speaker 1: Five till midnight? Crew, How y'all doing?
Speaker 2: What's up doing? Going on?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Doing good?
Speaker 1: Thanks for having us not too much so for context,
I realized my audience might not be aware. I was
on y'all's show not too long ago, had had a blast,
a very productive conversation, only the most serious topics, and yeah, man,
I figured I'd have you guys on. So if you
could just you know, introduce, introduce yourselves to my audience.
Speaker 2: But we want to go first?
Speaker 5: Uh sure, so well, I mean me and Adam do
five to midnight. It's like a five man podcasts. We
do it every night weekly, Monday night. We try to
do it every night, but seven am on Mondays is
what I mean, sorry, every week on Mondays. But yeah,
we just try to do talk about like whatever the
main topic it is going on in political space. We
all come from, like the libertarian in space. We've been
all of us in the podcast have our own separate
podcast or I've been podcasting for years. We've been around
since like at least me, I've been around since like
twenty nineteen online. But yeah, we just kind of like
whatever major topics going on on Monday or for the week,
we try to talk about it, make jokes, and have
interesting guests from our space on and it's a lot
of fun. We have a lot of fun. We meet
with a lot of crazy interesting people. But that's that's
what I do.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean saying pretty much, we're just our show
is fun. It's you know, like the type of said.
We try to not take it too seriously. I mean, yeah,
we'll talk about current events, but then we just dive
into racism and gay jokes and we make fun of
Sam a lot. Who's the other guy in our show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and for those who aren't aware. I got connected
because of Sam illegitimate scholar who's been on my show.
I mean, jeez, three four times at this point. So yeah,
it's a good show. I mean basically, I'm not gonna
pretend to be a long time listener, but if I
can surmise, it's basically for people and a guest attacking
Sam mostly for being gay, and honestly, that's a pretty
good recommendation if I would be.
Speaker 11: We do our best, I mean, our chat, our our
listeners also are in on it. They'll before we start
the show to be live stream, so they'll just hit
me in the comments like Sam's.
Speaker 2: A loser, Sam's gay. We're like, yeah, you get it.
I got it.
Speaker 1: So I have a sort of behind in the scenes
group chat for my fans, which is sort of this
like perfect walled garden of retardation.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And Sam has been in there for a long time
and he just sort of does drive buys where you'll
hear nothing from him, and then every three weeks he'll
drop something. I act want to give you a quote, please, Actually,
yesterday I just offered to get a twenty two year
real egir pregnant publicly dot dot dot again.
Speaker 11: That's because Sam is obsessed with egirl because he tried
to buy he he got us all to buy into
that fucking crypto, the Ego crypto and a crash like immediately,
and I spent like way too much money on it.
And he just keeps showing for it like no, it's
gonna work, Like dude, I'm out your scumbag.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also, exactly what you just said is what you like.
When we're trying to coordinate stuff on the podcast, he'll
say something like that and then not respond and then
we're like, is Sam coming? I don't know, I like,
we don't know.
Speaker 11: Sam started out like it was here, like did to
start five to midnight like it was. He was the
brains behind it. He got us altogether. He got me, Typo, Luke,
Kyle Matovic and Sam. That was that was, That's the group.
He gus allogether. He made us do like spreadsheets like
questioneers of like like this is two years ago, you know,
of like how we start the show. Then Sam went
a wall and I had to take over all the
responsibility for the show. And I'm the oldest person on
the show and I'm of all tech all of it.
Setting stuff up, putting everything out.
Speaker 2: It's wild. It's such a scumbag.
Speaker 1: So so you guys said you got started in the
libertarian space, just kind of do it agent demos. I
sort of skipped that. I was sort of coming on
the scene. I was definitely aware of it. This was
during the whole the Mecocky saga, right that, like we're
going to take over the party and fix it. And
then when that didn't work, I was like, oh, this
is this is kind of sad. And I will be honest,
I probably shouldn't say this. Angela mccartal has been really
pitching to get on my show, and she seems like
a very nice lady. But I can't think of anything
real to discuss with her other than just making fun
of her on the internet, which is not productive and
I won't do it. But I dropped this this like pitch,
which it's not her, it's her agent or whoever she's
contacted with who said it to me like probably twelve
times sick every two weeks for like the last couple
of months. And so of course the guys are all
sitting around like, oh, what would be a funny thing
to do? And so far you guys can offer your
own suggestions. The best one is to edit out every
single instance of her talking, so it's just me talking.
She starts a sentence, cuts to my spots, and I
don't know what. She didn't deserve it, but it is
just funny to be like, all right, this particular guest
going to ruin their day.
Speaker 2: I personally know Angela. She's actually pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: I think I've heard from everyone.
Speaker 2: But she's also a.
Speaker 11: Woman, so she kind of deserves what she gets, you
know what I'm saying exactly exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean she's she's like the one that went
like went negotiated with the Trump campaign from the lit
this is like getting inside baseball with the Lukann part. Yeah,
but she went negotiated with the Trump campaign and then
got like one thing out of it, Like, don't be wrong,
she got one thing that her big thing was freeing
Ross Olbert, Yeah, which and us you know, you know
that that worked, and I think the other I forgot
the other two were but they didn't, which might.
Speaker 1: Be legitimately the only thing the Libertarian Party has ever
actually gotten.
Speaker 5: I'm serious, Like that is literally what they did, and
that's like all that that's all I know that libertarian
quality possibly could do. And it is like a huge
feat it well, like as like trying to like present
yourself as like a legitimate third option is like it
took me a while to realize this, unfortunately, but it's
kind of a joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, we all.
Speaker 11: Say, the majority of us in five some midnight straight
away from libertarianism and now we're just all like right
wingers in a way, I guess, yeah yeah yeah, like
like type of said like, oh this in theory, it's great,
you know, like like people not it says like you
know and Capistan in your head, like yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: That's where it kind of ends.
Speaker 11: It's like once you realize also like that party is
just completely subverse by like fucking leftists and retarts, and
it's like it's never it's never gonna work.
Speaker 2: You just can't.
Speaker 11: If you want an actual coalition and you want to
get things done and fix our country, you can't work
with anybody moderately.
Speaker 2: To the left. You just can't. It's impossible.
Speaker 1: Well I think did I did I tell you guys
my connection to autistic libertarians when I worked for that
Christian website for a while no, Okay. So in a
previous job, I used to write for like Christian special
interest news, and it was basically pretty like high volume.
It was like six stories a day, and so you
just run out of stuff to talk about, right, Like,
there's only so many things you can say because that's
a relatively slow moving corner of news. So I have
to go digging. And so there were several just reliable
sources of entertainment, which is what are black preachers doing?
It's always insane. It is any advice you can imagine,
cranked up to eleven and all at once. So it'd
be like, yeah, this guy was having gay sex with
like fourteen different guys high on meth and he stole
three million dollars. Allegedly he will be preaching next Sunday,
you know. So that was a good one. Another one
was at the time he was still alive. What weird thing?
His Pope Francis said. Classic. But the third and my
favorite was searching the phrase New Hampshire Satanist and dude
literally hundreds of instances of autistic Satanic libertarians who live
in New Hampshire's doing the most irritating things possible, like
protesting like antivity in some small town being like, yeah,
if you can do this, I can sacrifice goats in
front of a.
Speaker 2: Room school, right.
Speaker 1: Everyone be like no, you can't stop doing this, stop it.
Speaker 2: You know that.
Speaker 11: You know that that meme where it's like, uh, it's
like it's impossible to have like this course left this
because they just purposely understand things.
Speaker 2: It's like that's libertarians also.
Speaker 11: Mostly it's like it's like you'd be like, hey man,
but like praising Jesus Christ in a public setting is
different than I don't know, putting up a goat head
statue in front of a fucking school building. And they're like, no,
it's the same, Like, right, you're regarded. That's that's what
we're saying, you're retarding.
Speaker 1: And it's one of those things too, where it's it's
so clearly if they actually were just interested in being
weird Satanists on a farm in the middle of nowhere,
nobody would care. But that's not good enough. It's like
I have to be the center of attention, so I
have to find someone and bother them to prove a
point to myself. And it's just like, well, you guys
do it, Like I think that The solution to that
is not any political solution. It's just bully like shove
these people in lockers.
Speaker 11: Yeah, dude, I was a I'm also a comedian. I
do comedy and stuff, and like, uh, pork Fest hired
me one year, it's like two three years ago maybe
to go up and do comedy out there, and uh,
you're just up for like two days in an open
field with a bunch of fucking libertarians, and it is
that's how you know, like their theory would never work
because everyone's dirty, everyone smells like, everyone's arguing all the time,
nothing gets shipped done, Like it's it's the worst experience
of my life.
Speaker 1: It was fucking I like the idea of not judging
a political ideology based off of like your physiognomy. Like
we've already we already accepted the BET's ballot. There's another one,
which is the sniff test, which is do you smell weird? Sorry?
The VEC not gonna work. Sorry, Libertarians, not gonna work.
Speaker 2: The VEC was there when I was there.
Speaker 11: Its like before he got like really really big, he
was still like kind of climbing in the ranks of
like being like a very public figure.
Speaker 2: And uh yeah, he sucks all they whole.
Speaker 11: Are you just saying the same bullshit they was three
years ago he was saying now, but you're saying in
front of a fucking tent with the sewage all around
him up in Porkfest the time an Indian joke. There
was actual raw sewage up because the fucking things broke down.
Speaker 2: So he was anything. He just felt at home, but
it was it was wild, this didn't break.
Speaker 1: We did this for you that we repurposefully.
Speaker 2: I want you to fill it home.
Speaker 1: They also for some reason had a random train tracks
running through it, like thirty people died. Apparently they do
that in India too.
Speaker 5: That's probably why Vivek is like such a libertarian guy, dude,
because like what he's used to in India is like
that stuff just should be normal here, like people, you know,
shitting on the beach or whatever, like things going on.
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Speaker 5: I heard that's like a really big problem in Canada.
I mean I saw it on Twitter. It's not not true,
it is, but like probably because like a bunch of
Indians are going to Canada and they had to put
up signs that said, like a notion on the beach.
Speaker 1: Well, this is an important philosophical question. Does public defecation
violate the naps.
Speaker 2: By ip O? That bunch? Shit's gross?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's It is kind of funny because we're about
at the uh the one year anniversary of Vve's great
crash out about you know, h one b's where he's
basically saying like, oh no, you Americans, let your kids
watch sitcoms instead of be thrown to their death from
a crowded train. So that's what I don't deserve to
have a real country.
Speaker 11: What's with Indians and not understanding trains are heavier than
they are? Like what is that? What is that that
needs to be studied by somebody? Like that's a crazy phenomenon.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Look, I get it, there's always just
it seems that in any trains are dangerous. Someone's gonna
get hurt with a train. Fair enough, I get it.
I understand someone gets drunk and you know, stumbles onto
the train, tars and in a country of a billion people,
I can even understand that it probably happens more. But
that does not explain the sheer number of videos I
have been forced to see of Indians willfully interacting with
the train in a way that results of them being killed,
Like taking selfies in front of trains leaning off of the.
Speaker 2: Say they take hot girl selfies.
Speaker 11: As a train's like flying like eighty miles an hour
up there, they're like with their heads like in the track.
It's like they're like this, So it's the fucking phone.
Speaker 5: I think they like honestly think for a second that
when they're looking through the screen, it's like it's not real.
It's like, oh, this is this is just on my phone,
like I'm looking at I don't know, the Internet or something.
Speaker 11: They like they're like cats, Like if they don't look
at you, they think that you can't see them. That's
Indians with phones and fucking trains. They're like, well, the
train can't see me. It's clearly on my phone. It's
not I'm not here.
Speaker 1: Well if you if you like me are a connoisseur
of police bodycam footage, which is based in by some
of the greatest entertainment in the world, one of the
things you realize is a somewhat similar thing exists for
bystanders to any dangerous event. There will be shots trading.
You know, there's some brother with a switch on his
glock just spraying, and then there'll just be someone standing
like fifteen yards away with a with like a I
was gonna sayn iPhone with an Android like held vertically hit.
A horrible footage for Facebook Live, unbothered by the uh
the thirty rounds of forty just sprayed it.
Speaker 11: To be fair, they have no fear of getting shot
by a black eye with the gun.
Speaker 2: They ain't getting hit, so they're actually safe.
Speaker 1: That's the safest they could be bystanders or not. That's
what we've learned.
Speaker 11: Right, right, that's true. Yeah, if you're the intended target, dude,
you're clear. You're good to go.
Speaker 5: Dude, Adam was a cop.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 5: Did you have the body cans when you were.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't have tasers.
Speaker 11: We just had a fucking I just had to fuck
people up with these fucking bad boys.
Speaker 1: You just had to fight.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but I also worked in a white praicing, so
I never really had to deal with blacks. Does ideal
with dr gotic whites and shit like that?
Speaker 1: What's your h what's your drug ranking? As far as
someone to fight, because Uh, I got taught to drive
by a guy who was a big city cop in
like the seventies and eighties, and I was just driving
around get my learners permit or whatever. This guy would
just like go glassy and just start giving me like
Vietnam flashbacks of like shooting some guy high on PCP
like thirteen times. And I was like, mister Frederick, can
I get my license? Stop talking? It's like who are you?
Speaker 2: Where'd you come from?
Speaker 11: So you're asking me like the worst drug to fight
somebody on the best start to fight?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if you could give a ranking, like which
drug addict are you? Like, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna
win that fight. Awesome fight, Harrow, Which drug addicts are you? Easy, Carol,
They're already sleepy. Just it's easy.
Speaker 2: I though.
Speaker 11: You could do what you want. You could take your
dick out and fucking rub their face and ship and.
Speaker 1: You don't have a body cam, so but prove it,
prove it by cock in your face.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 11: Uh PCP, I thought, I thought a few guys at
PCP that ship is I broke? I told the stain
fought the midnight. Uh we I worked midnights and it
was like seven o'clock in the morning. We like we
were we should have been done, really, but daytours are
lazy and they don't want to come out of the
precinct on time.
Speaker 2: So like we were still working.
Speaker 11: And uh, some uh nurse who worked at like a
not halfway house, but like a drug clinic, she got
followed home by a guy on PCP and she lived
with her parents, like in like a nice neighborhood, and
so she called the guy just walks in their house
and lays on their couch.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm not leaving, so she calls the cops.
Speaker 11: And my regular partner was on vacation that week, so
I was working with some tall Asian guy who was
not a let's put it, not a fighter, all the
stereotypes aside, not one of those, not not a fucking
Jackie Chan.
Speaker 2: He was a real fucking dude.
Speaker 11: Would have been sick, I would have I would have
appreciated that, but Nope. Instead, what happened was, as we
were walking up to the stairs to the door, we
hear the guy yell from inside, if the cops walk
in here, I'm punching that motherfucker in the face. I
turned to him, I was like, you heard that right, So,
like we're gonna have to probably fight this guy now,
Like I'm a trained mixed martial arts I've been to
the MA for like twenty years. Like I'm fine, I
can handle myself, but I know he can't. So I'm like,
this is gonna be me versus guy who's high on
whatever drug he's high on. We walk in the door.
Short shit, he punches this guy right in the fucking face.
The guy was just he's like ah, he just like
falls back. I like tackle the guy like over this
family is like fucking like dining room table, onto like this.
Speaker 2: Couch, and I'm just fucking ran I'm just crushing this guy, right.
He can't fight it, so he just like kind of
taking these shots.
Speaker 11: I was hitting him like unencumbered, like was no protection,
just like boom boo, and he was just not feeling it.
Finally we get him cuffed. He goes to the hospital
and the cop that was sitting on him told me
later the next day He's like, yeah, you broke that
guy's eye socket and he didn't feel it, Like he
did not feel until after all that shit wore off
than but like in the moment I shattered his whole
orbital bone and he was just like shrugging it off,
like nothing crazy.
Speaker 1: You're an MMA guy, So I can ask you a
very important question, which is gayer jiu jitsu or kissing
a man on the lips.
Speaker 11: You can kiss a man on the list during the
jiu jitsu, I know. So that's the ultimate gay nothing
stopping me, you know, tap out, tap out.
Speaker 1: The ultimate game of chicken. It's like you're not playing
gay chicken, you're wrestling while you're doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dick's out for that too. But prove it.
No body cam, you can't.
Speaker 1: Why would anyone be wearing a body cam that exactly
so prove it. When questioned by a judge, Nutter saying,
we'll prove it and I don't have a body Can.
Speaker 2: We gotta swab your dick for testing his face and
his lips too?
Speaker 11: Why we all we all tell about peace of another story?
Was nothing annoying more than when I was a cop.
Was like when security guards thought they were cops and
they acted like cops.
Speaker 2: That ship infuriates me this day when when I see that.
Speaker 1: We have they wear costumes. So that's the Yeah.
Speaker 2: They are.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and they some of them decked themselves out like
they're fucking they they're like steal team sex.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you can't even touch anybody.
Speaker 11: I don't know what you're doing with all this gear,
like it's illegal to touch anybody. But uh, we had
the cops. Sat Island was in our pracinct. And these
weren't like I know, like a lot of colleges have
like actual cops on campus.
Speaker 2: This was not one of them.
Speaker 11: They just have like a safety unit, you know, essentially
a high level security guards with guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a guy, and these guys were.
Speaker 11: Off campus, but for some reason, he was patrolling the
streets like behind the campus, which again not part of
the campus. There's these two guys that's completely zoned out
on like on like before the PCP hits you, like
you just kind of like zone out, so like you
go from like zero like one hundred real quick. And
these guys just had like PCP like in there like
all over them pretty much.
Speaker 2: So he calls the cops.
Speaker 11: We show up, and I'm like fuck, and he's like
standing there like so you gonna arrest them?
Speaker 2: Like well, now I have to, cause you're not gonna
let this go.
Speaker 11: So like I was gonna tell these guys to fuck up,
you know, and we we arrest them. They were like
zoned out even though it was going on. We bring
back to the priests, We put him in the cell. In
the celly wake up, and they just start yelling and
fucking going full crazy shit. And again we didn't have
taser at the time, but uh Esu did. Es He
was like swatting for MYPDA and they were attached to
our precinct. So we're like, yo, we're just gonna call
the guys over here to fucking tasy if you don't stop,
and they're like.
Speaker 2: Fucking bring him. We're like all right.
Speaker 11: They walk over like stop yelling them the sound like
fuck you Like all right, bam. That's the funny shit
in the world, dude.
Speaker 1: The uh well, this is another sub variety of bodycam footage,
which is, uh, what in the world are quote unquote
private security companies doing? Because if you noticed, like and
I noticed this because very briefly in my small town,
I think it's been shut down. I live in a
small enough town that like the criminal population is a
knowable one hundred people, and so it's kind of just
like those hundred people are constantly, you know, in and
out of jail, cycling from normally one bar to another,
and that bar is that bar for a month or two.
Someone gets shot and then they have forced to move
somewhere else. And so for a while it was this
like like weird like there was sort of a takeover
at like a country western bar. Different crowd moved in.
Then they moved to what's called the yard, which is
just like a lot next to a road somewhere where
some guy had like an ABC license and a grill,
and it was immediate chaos. And so that's funny, right, Yeah,
you could hear it from Mike miles away. But what
was particularly funny is after the first large public disturbance,
they're like, oh, well, we'll contract a private security company,
which basically just means a big fat guy with like
a Turkish shotgun cost him one hundred and twenty dollars
and like every other thing he could get on timu
strapped to every portion of his body, and like, over
like the summer of Floyd you would see a bunch
of these, because there'd obviously be businesses that wanted private security,
which just meant a guy and the kind of guy
that's like that's me I want to be involved in
that is a lunatic who should never be given any
position of authority.
Speaker 11: Well yeah, it's what's that Like, you give like unwell
people positioned authority and then like they'll they'll always abuse it,
Like that's ever security guard in the world. We had
to arrest a loss prevention security guard lady one time
because she kept coughing people or like we told her
like this happened three times, and we told her like
you can't, like legally, you're actually kidnapping this person, Like
you can't do that, like you have no authority to
like couff somebody, you psychopath. After the third time, like
this again, we're gonna restu you too. Fourth time we
show up to like a kmart when Camart we're still around,
and she had this lady cough that. I was like, cool,
so we're gonna arrest her and we're also gonna rescue
you because you're you just kidnapped her.
Speaker 2: And she's like you can't do that.
Speaker 11: Oh no, we told you three times, and we arrested
her too, and then she got fired.
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Speaker 1: Like if Caymart had like a death squad, are they
just like you walk out with like your your you know,
socks you know stuffed into you your coat you know
you're stealing some bread for your baby or whatever, and
then they just show up in a black van, drag
you to a you know, some off site location, beat
you with a fire hose, and then shoot you. Society
might be better.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's actually better than just coughing somebody that's.
Speaker 1: Actually go all the way this half measure of stuff.
That's the problem.
Speaker 2: That's I agree.
Speaker 5: When I when I got out of the Marine Corps,
one of the first jobs I did it was I
was an armed security guard. So in this place, like
they had like challenge coins that I was working at,
Like the guy that I worked for, the guy that
created the company, was an ice agent. He was Mexican
and went on long rants about how we wanted to
deport Mexicans. Crazy dude, it was crazy. But anyways, the
first like gig I had, I was thinking, like, like
we're he's talking about. I can't remember it was called Laughlin.
I think it's Laughlin, Nevada. I think that's what it
was called. But anyways, it's like right on the southern
tip between the border between Arizona and Nevada, and it's
like the first place you can get into out of
state lines in Arizona to go gambling Intovada and so
that has like a mini Las Vegas there, and so
I'm thinking, like we're going there, like I don't know
there's like a huge event of important people because we
get told like no, no, not that any details before
we get there. So I'm like this is top secret, dude.
We get there and it's a literally dudes in tube
floats going down the river and it's like people can
pay money and it's like families are coming to this
thing and we're walking around with like blocks and some
guy has a forty five on his side. I'm like,
why are we armed for this? Like people are getting
drunk and then like something like like you said, Adam,
where people are getting a little crazy at security guards,
Like there's guys like that doing that. It's like, dudes,
they just got back from Afghanistan or like what's that
in your in your bag there, like thinking it's an
ied or something. I'm like, dude, it's just empty pure cans.
They got gloss, they have down, they have glass. They
had glass, So you're not us to have glass on
the river. It's supposed to be plastic or aluminum and
you're supposed to pick up the trash. Well, these guys
had a glass like fireball container and they're like, dude,
the three security guards are hounding these guys. I'm like, dude,
is this guy about are you about the pool on
these guys just for just for having glass bottles.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Again, this is a case where shoot the first guy
whatever brings glass.
Speaker 5: I know, dude, Sometimes people like it reminds me like,
you know, you know Karens. People people like Karens. Yeah,
you know, I think we need Karens in our society.
They're enforcing good order. You know, it might be a
little annoying to like have someone at your table that's like,
let me speak to the manager, but sometimes the manager
needs to get called over here, you know.
Speaker 1: Well to that point TYPEO, it's like, did customer service
get better or worse? After the entire world decided Karens
were the biggest problem in the world, because in my mind,
it is a definite before and after and now everything
just sucks and it's like, Okay, we're nosy forty something
white women kind of annoying, yes, were They also much
like kmart death squads doing an important job. We eat
to live in a first world country. Also, yes, yes,
so I used to, like right out of college, I
lived in Richmond, Virginia, which is a hell. It's horrible.
It's sort of like a sleeper city for murder. It's
like top ten. But if you like look at one
or two neighborhoods, those neighborhoods are more dangerous than every
city in America.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming this skin collar is dark over there.
Speaker 1: Adam, No, it's a bunch of Vietnamese kids.
Speaker 2: That's dark. Though awesome, that's dark.
Speaker 1: The point is, I'm living in kind of a rough
area of town because I'm really there's like after COVID,
like super hardcore malaise, and so the the grocery store
that I can go to is right on the edge
of Jackson Ward, which is a super dangerous neighborhood next
to VCU which is this big like art school. I
was living there because it's cheapest rent in town. So
I already I go in there to shop and I'm like,
all right, I am not welcome here already, but I
got to eat, So like I'm here and I'm getting
getting the side. I I should clarify. We had like
two shootings on our block like the first week I
lived there, it was it was it was happening location.
And so I'm already just like what am I doing?
And so I get up to the I get up
to the cashier to pay or whatever, and I see
that they have armed security. And I'm expecting, like, you know,
some like kind of thatch lovey guy, but I look
up and there is a dude who no joke, black dude,
probably six', four is, jacked like like completely diced, up
like in perfect, shape mad dogging, everyone just like on a,
swivel like just waiting wishing someone. Would i'm, like on wonder.
End you could look at that and be, like all, right,
well look they got a physically capable. Guy that's a good.
Sign one way to look at. It the other one
is why does this guy need to be? Here why
is this the caliber of security they? Require and that
is a worrying thought its own Pu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude that's so fucking. TRUE i, MEAN i don't.
Speaker 11: You always see like buffed out security guards in the
most mundane, places like never where they should. Be it's
like it's, like, oh here's a book, fair and you
see like two guys Like.
Speaker 2: Ak's and you're, like what are you? Doing get this? Book?
Speaker 11: Fair they're looking to kill somebody like, that they genuinely they're, Crazy.
Speaker 1: Like you always see that with like the way that,
uh like liberals talk about like you, know guys who
concealed carry or gun owners call you're just some some
rabbit lunatic looking for excuse to kill, someone and it's, like,
no that guy works. Security that is what that person. Does, correct?
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 5: YEAH i lived In arizona for like four, years And,
arizona if you almost you have a STATE, id you
can conceal, carry you can open, carry you can go
in buy AN ak forty seven with one hundred round drum,
magazine and like as long as you have STATE id
and like that quick background, check you can just walk.
Out so and THEN i ended up WORKING i end
up working at this uh it was an axe throwing.
PLACE i worked there during college and uh uh so
the company was ran by like these Two canadians that
came down From canada and well like so if you
don't like firearms in your, location you have to put
up a sign that says like no. Firearms so the
first like couple months they were shocked just when people
would walk in with like the like open carrying or
like someone take their jacket off and they can just
see it like in their, jacket like they're like they're
holster and they're just like what the hell like like
and they come over to me and being like what
do we? Do And i'm, like, uh it looks like
we're safe, Now LIKE i don't know what you want
me TO i don't know what you want me to,
Do like you we can do this, Here like what the?
Speaker 1: Hell it's also an axe throwing, exactly. DUDE i, know
like if you're like primarily worried about like extreme safety
and risk, avoidance you're in the wrong. Business you. Know
it's like it's like working at A dodge dealership and
being upset when someone doesn't have good. Credit it's like
what do you?
Speaker 5: Think, yeah, yeah. Dude they they were just so shocked by,
that and, yeah it was like this weird thing because
they would LIKE i didn't really they would always act, like,
uh like. Wow there would be a lot of people
in the Ax roun community that would think like they
were like, badass like they were doing something that's like,
edgy and it's really just like a little bit more
extreme darts and it's like the it's like a like
like the reason we have so many axor in places
is because of all the. Immigration now we can't have
shooting ranges. Everywhere like it's kind of, retarded but LIKE
i don't, Know like they were just shocked by it
and they hated, us and they always bitched About, americans
but they were good people in a weird.
Speaker 1: Way, Yeah canadians h scarcely even human is sort of
my review of the entire.
Speaker 11: Country we should just take it. Out trump was, right
we should just state them like they. Are what's kind
of all for? That when that was being like.
Speaker 1: They should get The Puerto rico treatment where it's like
you can kind of be our, thing but you don't
get to, vote.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah you're just.
Speaker 11: Terrible we're gonna use your resources for, us but you
know you're allowed to exist kind of. Thing, Yeah that's
Where i'm at With. Kinada Fucking kata, Sucks like why
haven't we is the?
Speaker 3: Question?
Speaker 1: REALLY i think because we don't Want canadians like, genuinely
it's like then they've become our. Responsibility you, know it's
like if you it's you, know it's like if you,
like you, know marry a woman with four. Kids you're, like,
okay well now they're mine and in the Same, canada
they're kind of, retarded and it's like now you're morally
obligated to keep care of them versus just like all,
right we'll let you guys complain about us and pretend
that is enough identity to create a.
Speaker 11: Country and just, yeah we already have Fucking vek and
Jd vance's. Kids we Want toronto to that's less all
of them.
Speaker 1: Pass, yeah like we we already we already let. Them
we already already let them have THE mlb every once
in a, while like they get to play in. That,
UH i feel like that is much too.
Speaker 11: Kind they want a championship a fe years ago The raptors.
One that's that's a, lot that's. Big take that.
Speaker 1: Forever, yeah so uh you, know maybe pipe, down, guys
you got, One SO i don't want to hear any.
More lit.
Speaker 11: It's like a little. Kid it's like you let a
little kid. Win it's like you unplug your, controller, like oh,
man you're beating.
Speaker 1: Me did you remember that back in the era of wired? Controllers,
yeah or like if if you had to like play,
with like your cousin and your little brother or. Something
you'd like slightly unplug. It so they weren't actually controlling
anything to.
Speaker 11: Me WHEN i was a, KID i was, like, Dude
i'm crushing, it and they're, like, yeah you.
Speaker 5: Are do funny funny story about. That like the first
TIME i ever interacted With canadians was actually On Xbox
live WHEN i was like thirteen and, fourteen, dude and
so Like i'm playing a low or call of duty
and they would say something about their, history like they'd be, like, oh,
yeah like we we fought In World War? Two And
i'd be, like you fought In World war?
Speaker 2: Two like, no they were.
Speaker 5: THERE i was, like what battles did you? Win and
they would name like some obscure Battle i've never heard,
of And i'm, like who did you fight?
Speaker 2: There like, yeah like we were In Deed. Day i'm,
like you.
Speaker 11: Were you were on the party that just walked through
you to fucking shoot your, gun you pussy shut.
Speaker 1: Up so here's a conspiracy question Of.
Speaker 2: God now it's more.
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Speaker 2: Son? Dude he looks just like.
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Speaker 2: And he's Banging Canny, perry so kind of wing for.
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Speaker 3: Him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah he looks just like.
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Speaker 1: FUCK i just want to know for the, RECORD i
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Speaker 11: Indecipherable, honestly you can't. Tell that should be a game
of playing the. PATRIOTS i, have oh gay Or? Canadian
it's like THAT i don't remember.
Speaker 1: WHO i, mean it's Lonely. ISLAND i can't remember who
had that stupid. Song is he gay Or? European?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: EXACTLY i don't.
Speaker 11: Respect the OLDER i get and the MORE i hate
the rest of the, WORLD i couldn't give a fuck
less about your, Opinions europeans And canadians opinions on what
we do.
Speaker 2: Here it's just like.
Speaker 1: That it's very much, that like we, think we think
that you're. Bad i'm, like, WELL i don't think about
you at.
Speaker 2: All, right it's a mad men, meme which is.
Speaker 11: True like like you'll talk to like A european and
they know more About american politics THAN i. Do And i'm,
LIKE i couldn't name a city in your.
Speaker 1: Country, nonetheless. Appolication hold the, press, guys hold the. PRESS
i just pulled up my. Stats turns out twelve percent
of my audience Is. Canadian And i'd just like to
say everything said in the last ten minutes was. Satire
that's that's what an Agdorant american would say about your.
Country here at The Jambertin, show we Love, canadians accounting
for roughly twelve percent of my. REVENUE i really appreciate.
Speaker 11: That guyhow we don't respect, you we.
Speaker 2: Don't want, you we don't want.
Speaker 1: It in that, Case, Adam i'm sorry you're gone on
the audio, SHOW i just kicked. Him, LOOK i want
to let it be known here that my principles are
ironclad until they impact my bottom, line and then they
will be distarted. Immediately So i'm.
Speaker 2: Saying midnight's FUCKING i bet we have like four oh
it's four point four.
Speaker 11: Percent we're. Good we're, Good we're. Good fucking, well that
was just that was his. Video let me look at fucking, audio.
Speaker 5: Dude audio we, have we have more audio.
Speaker 2: Work, Again we're.
Speaker 1: Good, yeah we're.
Speaker 2: Good we're.
Speaker 1: Good so you can continue to say mean things about.
THAT i have under a fiduciary responsibility to be nice of,
them at least until they stop paying.
Speaker 2: Me which will be after the. Show, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Get a real job after this disastrous.
Speaker 5: On like my, solo well not really. SOLO i do With,
luke the other co host on five Of, midnight but
it's called biting the, bullet and weirdly we got Like
scandinavians that listened TO i was, like, DUDE i don't
know shit about scand like Any scandinavian, country AND i was,
like why are you why would you listen to our?
SHOW i was so confused by.
Speaker 11: That i'm assuming because it's military based and you still have.
Speaker 2: Military.
Speaker 5: Yeah we talked to a lotther parts of the.
Speaker 2: World, yeah and that made me interested in. That. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually now that you say, it, uh the top
Non english speaking country in mind is Is. Sweden so, Yeah, Sweden? Norway, yeah,
honestly that's. Out The nordics are coming. In, uh here's
WHAT i will. SAY i my wife's Famil.
Speaker 2: Sweden that's. Crazy, Yeah SO i.
Speaker 1: Know enough about them and their culture to aggravate, them
because by and large they seem to be very, polite
but they have a truly baffling web of racist stereotypes
about one. Another, well you'll talk to a sweeten Like
norwegians are dirty and dames always, Lie, Like i'll be,
honest you all look the same to. Me, YEAH i
cannot tell you.
Speaker 2: APART i don't know enough to dispute or agree with.
Speaker 1: You somewhat similar to like the you know when When
elon added the location featured To twitter and all of
The South asians, right we're, like we're Not indian And
i'm like so, yes, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well that's when you, know like a lot of people
would have their thing As North. American i'm, like, okay,
dude like, right there's only like two options. There it's a.
Speaker 2: It's, right You Canadian. Mexican.
Speaker 11: YEAH i FOUND i find out more and more like
a lot of countries have the version Of, mexico Like,
italy Like albanians To italians And Mexicans.
Speaker 1: Like In, mexico.
Speaker 5: Everyone below, them everyone below.
Speaker 11: THEM i guess, Yeah, panama how dare? You, no there's Snow.
Mexicans that's all they.
Speaker 1: Are every country is just a Hyphenated, mexican, Right like
what's that guy who wrote that that? Book like one Billion? Americans, like,
no it's seven Billion. Mexicans it's just different, varieties you know.
Speaker 11: What like When pakistan And india have, Beef i'm, like
you guys are the.
Speaker 2: SAME i don't know what you guys are arguing.
Speaker 1: About have you guys ever watched the footage of The
India pakistan? Border, oh tell, yeah, yeah, yeah THAT'S i,
know we've said a lot of things are. Gay that's really.
Gay that's really.
Speaker 2: Gay. Yeah they wear feathers in their. Helmets that's pretty.
Speaker 1: Gay it's like doing show tunes at each. Other they're like,
hi kicking and doing jazz hands and it's, like can
you just fight or?
Speaker 11: Not this Is they can audition for the Rock cats
and probably pass like that's how much ie?
Speaker 2: Kicking then stuff and they do all, right why?
Speaker 1: Not it gets FROM h One b's at the Rock.
Cats it's just like raj niche and then.
Speaker 2: Like five hop lawns and fucking some pegit just in the.
Speaker 1: Mix, INSTANTLY hr is just swamped with an infinite number
of sexual. Harassments, wow our.
Speaker 11: Claims went up five hundred. Percent it's we got a
john over. Here look that man's putting up. Numbers they
they you know what they. Say the immigrants do the
jobs that The americans, won't and they work real.
Speaker 1: Hard and.
Speaker 2: We were talking about the MINUTE i think last week episode.
Speaker 11: About, uh like dumb white women who like they're, like,
Oh indians don't and then that one white woman over
there and the guys started drinking off in front of
her like, immediately and we're, like, yeah it's almost like
we were right or.
Speaker 1: Something, yeah it is one of those things where you're, like,
LOOK i get, it you have an ax to, grind
you want to prove a. Point but you, know you
can just do what most people, do which, is, uh
pretend like they know what they're talking about in a
way that in no way endangers themselves. Personally. Yeah on one,
HAND i have to respect the fact that you were
committed enough to this idea to go, there but don't do, That,
like don't do.
Speaker 11: That like do you remember that white who got by
a bunch Of haitians and then she blamed white supremacy
on her Attack and you're, like, YEAH.
Speaker 2: I don't really you, know feel for you on this.
Speaker 5: One i'm not getting.
Speaker 1: THIS i, like how like the joke IS i come
on your show and try to get you guys canceled
or take it off the, internet and by minute forty,
Two adams like sometimes they had it.
Speaker 11: Coming now that's ALL i. Said that's ALL i. SAID i,
SAID i don't feel for.
Speaker 2: You it's, wait in.
Speaker 1: Fact that is exactly what you. Said AND i have
already put A t shirt with that quote And Adam
nutter as the.
Speaker 2: Attribution it's, fine we. CAN'T i can't get, canceled. Dude Due, SO.
Speaker 1: I much earlier in my career as a podcaster got
successfully banned off of literally every merch store in the
world by coming up with ideas THAT i thought were
really funny and T spring did. Not, so for, instance
there's a feature on those where you, can you, know
put something on the, front put something on the, back
but only show your potential customers the front of THE t,
shirt which is just. Right so the front was just
like my logo or, whatever and the back said in
giant block letters and all read convicted fist on the,
back and, UH i put that up and, LIKE i
have a screenshot of it somewhere it says your T
spring listing has been banned after and then a timestamp
twenty six. Seconds SO i go through the appeals process
AND i get to like talking to an actual person
and they're, like, so uh what? Happened AND i was,
LIKE i don't, know my listing just got taken down
into late and then they pull up a screenshot where
it shows what's on the back and they're, like we
believe that this violates our terms of, service your account
will not be. Reised you go to that get.
Speaker 2: There oh my, GOD i was ha.
Speaker 1: Oops my finger. Slipped the other, ONES.
Speaker 11: I know a guy who could do that for, You no.
PROBLEM i have a guy who could print those out for.
Speaker 1: You one of the other ones was it was a
shower curtain with my logo on. It but my logo
was like the size of a postage stamp in the
middle of a giant white shower. Curtain it's all just
the worst merged and all of IT i sold FOR
i made no profit on, it purely BECAUSE i was,
like this is a funny, thing and if someone buys,
it the joke is on. Them, yeah they're doing this, voluntarily.
Speaker 2: Kind of like buy.
Speaker 11: It, NO i would, say it's kind of like that
white journals lay like this is kind of on you.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Just going straight for the throat, There So, taypo you
want to you want to pull us out of this
conversational death spiral war, In.
Speaker 5: I'll do my. BEST i was ACTUALLY i was just,
thinking like we were talking about In indian country and all,
right in one of those one of those, Countries, Pakistan.
India oh, SORRY i have a story to tell. YOU
i just REMEMBERED i HAVE i don't, Know well it's
SOMEONE i. Know i'll just say that SOMEONE i.
Speaker 2: Know and they went on a.
Speaker 5: Missionary trip To, india and within like the first couple
of days they were, there they told me that there
they were like get they had a guide with them
THAT i don't, know take them around places to Spread.
Christianity and, well the police showed up and they were
and the first thing they, did they decked their guide
in the face the rest of, him threw him in
the back of the, car and then they forced him
to go back to the, hotel ned to stay there
for like a couple of days until they determine what's
the best thing they would do with. Them and no,
JOKE i, MEAN i don't know exactly what, happened but
they were told that their guide was being charged with
like one to two years in prison and they they
had to spend the rest of their trip In Sri.
Lanka so they felt it was an appropriate punishment to
send this. Missionary it was like twenty two to eighteen year,
olds like it's just young college aged. Kids and the
punishment In india is they got sent To Sri lanka
for the.
Speaker 2: Rest of the.
Speaker 1: Sprint so that was on a serious, note like Anti
christian persecution In india is. Insane it's incredibly, violent largely
driven by Insane hindu nationalism as championed by one Chairman,
modi which is really. Cool, additionally another part of his
platform is weaponizing The indian, diaspora which is super cool of.
Him so, yeah he's not one of my, Favorites i'll
put it that. Way speaking of, that, actually have you
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Speaker 11: Ireland WHY i don't want to say that. WORD i
don't want to get your. Banned already said, Enough but
you know.
Speaker 1: Now now you're, like, okay now is the time to
pull back that we would want to say some words
about getting one in trouble after talking about beating up drug.
Speaker 11: Addicts, UH i was doing society a.
Speaker 1: Favor all, Right but much like The kmart death, squad
sometimes you know you need a guy know.
Speaker 2: That he was like he would sleep at like nine
year olds in his bed.
Speaker 1: And, no he was like a disgusting sex.
Speaker 2: Purper YEAH i.
Speaker 3: Did not know.
Speaker 2: That oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And uh but you know he gave it a speech
and didn't eat for a little. Bit SO i guess
he's cool. Now uh oh have you? So i'm a
little bit of a of a gun, autist. Right it's it,
happens uh for a. While and this is kind of
like legendary lore About. India the officials screenshot On wikipedia
for The Indian army's official service rifle had a piece
of poop like just on, it like are on the
grass behind?
Speaker 2: It like what are we gonna do with? Everywhere it
was just one.
Speaker 1: Of those things where it's LIKE i think they changed,
eventually but it was one of those things where it's
just like, Perfect thanks, guys appreciate.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 11: YEAH i don't think they're a mighty combative group of
people with their weapons. SKILLS i told, this you know
THEY i ever heard the ghost Of. Tsavo it was
THE i took about the thoughts of midnight but real.
Quick it was in the early nineteen. Hundreds, uh The
english were building like a railroad Through, africa and they
had a bunch Of indian workers who were building the,
railroad and these two lions were killing like a shits
on of, them and like the One english like army
guy had to like haunt him down. Finally but this is,
like you, know pre, technology so no night, vision no,
scopes just a guy in a rifle in a tree
for like months until they finally killed. Him but the
point asked story is this guy was trying to devise
a bunch of ways to catch the fucking. Lions and
one night they built like this homemade trap and they
catch one and like the door shuts on, it and
there's these Three indian that's, sick and there's these.
Speaker 1: Three i'll let you finish the, story BUT i will
GO i will zoom in on this photo and substantiate my.
Speaker 2: CLAIM i believe.
Speaker 5: YOU i see.
Speaker 11: IT i don't see. It oh wait is right under?
It yep, okay yep.
Speaker 1: Ye SO i just wanted to say that was not
SOMETHING i pulled out of. Nowhere that is. True that's.
CRAZY i interrupted you, though you're.
Speaker 11: Good, so like they catch the lion and the fucking
like homemade gate shuts on, it and these Three indians
rifles are no ship five feet, away they miss all
of the. Shots they shoot the lock and the lion runs.
Away they were five feet away from it and they
couldn't hit.
Speaker 2: It one. Time, WELL i.
Speaker 1: Think it was it was Either india Or pakistan was
having border disputes With. China they're still ongoing and because
of some weird like and they've had a bunch of.
Wars now THAT i think about, IT i think this Is.
India they've had a bunch of you, know wars there
between the two of, them and so they have this
sort of like unofficial truce where they're not gonna use
like guns or bombs or anything. Normal so what they
have actually done is basically just reverted to medieval. Warfare
and so you've got like Modern chinese And indian soldiers
just wailing on each other with like bats and, clubs
and The chinese have brought in all their weird like
wu shoe, stuff so you've got like crazy like like
spear shovel combinations and they're doing like kung. Fu AND
i can't remember WHERE i saw on social, media but
it was someone where was, like, dude give me three,
Hundred Like alabama alignment and watch.
Speaker 2: Me cong to, this.
Speaker 1: WHICH i think is the best concept for like a
movie or a documentary, ever of just getting like like
a bunch of like hyped up eighteen year old like
high school football players and just going to this, conflict
wrecking it and.
Speaker 11: Leaving, DUDE i say that about like a lot of
smaller country Like india is too, big but like A, katie,
like if we got like five hundred well trained, dudes
we could probably Take.
Speaker 1: Adam this gets us back to The canada. Problem do
you want to be responsible For?
Speaker 2: No, no we as in we just Take katie for.
Ourselves you're.
Speaker 1: Wondering i'm just taking Down AND i released the uncensored
version for people who pay the free, version they're just
gonna be long thirty second, intervals which is a Total,
okay that's.
Speaker 5: WHAT i didn't know if this was live or.
Speaker 2: Not oh my, god, no it's free.
Speaker 1: Recorded. Yeah so if you want to hear how funny
that joke, was pay me.
Speaker 2: Five, dollars hey the, man it's worth.
Speaker 1: It, yeah and if you Are, CANADIAN i appreciate your
Fake mexican money even more than a real. Currency the.
Speaker 11: Dollars, yeah they think they're one of the loony and
like take it, seriously and like take yourself. Seriously, yeah,
YEAH i NEVER i on all, HONESTY i never had
much contact With indians in my, life, like uh UNTIL
i went to college and then they were like a
bunch of.
Speaker 5: Them and but now now the small, Town i'm back
home Where i'm. From i'm from Southern, illinois and, dude
the like this like the only gas station in my.
Town the previous owners they sold. It you'll never guess
to the people that bought, it It's. Indians, wow what is?
This and we're in like the middle of. Nowhere my
town has like less than two thousand, People like this
is a, Village like what are we doing? Here it's?
Crazy it is. CRAZY i mean they're they're genuinely, NICE i,
guess but the the cast stations uh a little less.
Clean the service is not as. Friendly it's a little,
WEIRD i. Surprise AND i think they're like the only
ones in my entire. County And i'm, like what is?
Speaker 1: This have not shelled out the money for a kmart death?
Speaker 5: Squad WE i need A karen to go in, there
dude instead of straight.
Speaker 2: Dude, yeah we uh.
Speaker 1: Okays, well, Guys we're we're fast coming up on. Time
this has been a ton of. FUN i have you
guys on. AGAIN i know we mentioned your, podcast but
where can people find?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 11: Yeah uh YouTube rumble uh because we already have to
strips on. YouTube so we're, Coming we're coming.
Speaker 1: Quick how how did you GET i don't.
Speaker 5: Know we were kind of worried after after you came,
on mister DOCTOR J, burden like you came on and.
Speaker 1: WHAT i was, LIKE i can't think of a single
THING i.
Speaker 2: Said see that.
Speaker 5: One that one was like pushing it like we've said
some crazy stuff on, there AND i was, like, well
we're already in this deep So i'm letting everything, out.
Speaker 1: DUDE i have no idea HOW i pull it. OFF
i haven't had an episode on YouTube demonetized in like
a year and a. Half And i'll, edit you, know
there's a slip, through someone dropped something that's, obvious and it's,
Like i'll get. That But i'm not a good. EDITOR i.
Forget i'm not that careful.
Speaker 5: Anymore i'm cut audio.
Speaker 1: Versions that one matters. Less, yeah, genuinely it seems like
they care way less on. Audio YouTube's annoying about. It and,
HONESTLY i feel like at this Point i'm due for,
one just because of how Many i've skated by on
OR i knew if a real person was reading between the, lines,
like wait a, minute The italians don't really control that
much of international. Finance that did that doesn't make any
sense at.
Speaker 2: ALL i know what he's trying to.
Speaker 11: Say, now we, yeah we have two strikes on our YouTube,
channel but one goes away on the twenty, Six so
twenty four days and we could fuck up again and
we're fine if we had three that We're, Fox so
we gotta we had toe a straight line until that.
Speaker 1: Day Your christmas stream is just Called adam says the
hard ar and he just we're going back to get.
Speaker 2: It that's on Our patreon.
Speaker 5: Weekly WE i think we did, that like we did
a contest on our show one, time and it was,
like if you, lose you have to say the hard
are live on the.
Speaker 2: Stream but after the twenty six then we can do
AND i think we gotta.
Speaker 5: WAIT i Think sam, lost But sam's, like you, know
connected To Graham. Hancocks we're, LIKE i don't know if
you should say, it, guys.
Speaker 1: Are you Sure i've never heard him talk about it, before.
Speaker 11: Really, weird like he brings it up every five seconds
rambling that, yeah.
Speaker 1: He's also he's also connected to uh to the dms
of multiple e. Girls apparently that cast to.
Speaker 2: Him that's open though that's more open than The Graam hancock.
Speaker 5: Figure no what it used to before we Met, sam
it was or before like we started our. Show sam
would spill that on the stuff on the, timeline AND
i told, him, like stop simping on a. Timeline, dude
you're embarrassing. Us if you're gonna be on our, show
you got to stop simping on the.
Speaker 1: Time we have standards. Here you can only talk about serious.
Things executing shoplifters.
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