WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.480 --> 00:00:06.200 Can you dig as. 2 00:00:07.440 --> 00:00:09.640 You dig as. 3 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:26.879 Ladies, gentlemen, friends, foes, lurkers, regulars, GMO people, organic people, 4 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:28.760 room in battles? 5 00:00:30.320 --> 00:00:45.719 Why to what? All right? Welcome back to the boiler 6 00:00:45.799 --> 00:00:51.200 Room tonight. The system isn't just buzzing, it's swarming. Power 7 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:56.560 moves in patterns, signals, hide in plain sight, and the 8 00:00:56.679 --> 00:01:01.079 louder the chaos gets harder it is to see what's 9 00:01:01.280 --> 00:01:04.560 actually being built behind it. This is something we've talked 10 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:08.200 about pretty much every week. This is an ongoing theme, 11 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:12.799 especially here in twenty twenty six. A security breach becomes 12 00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:18.799 a blueprint, a royal visit becomes a message, buzzing buzzy message. 13 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:23.640 A headline becomes a lever. Right somewhere in the middle 14 00:01:24.159 --> 00:01:30.879 of all of this, hive organizes, not randomly or accidentally, 15 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:34.599 but with precision. This is the boiler Room. I'm Brian McLain, 16 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:37.519 I go by Hasher here in the boiler Room. Thank 17 00:01:37.519 --> 00:01:39.959 you for joining us. This is a live broadcast brought 18 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:44.040 to you by Alternate Current Radio Tonight. This May the second, 19 00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:49.439 twenty twenty six, and hello everybody on Rumble. We're streaming 20 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:52.439 live on Rumble. We're streaming live on YouTube. We're streaming 21 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:58.480 live on X. 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You 32 00:02:34.879 --> 00:02:38.159 can see examples of that over there at the website. 33 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:41.560 What's up X. Let's see if we're actually live on 34 00:02:41.919 --> 00:02:45.599 X tonight, see if that's working out. Sometimes it does 35 00:02:45.800 --> 00:02:52.039 and sometimes it does not, and it looks like tonight 36 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:56.240 it does. We have the red circle, the red live 37 00:02:56.319 --> 00:03:00.319 circle and the video link up there on X. Watching 38 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:03.800 on X. Give us a shout in the comments. Good 39 00:03:03.800 --> 00:03:06.159 to see everybody piling into the comments. Let me get 40 00:03:06.159 --> 00:03:09.199 some people piling into the boiler room here. I'm gonna 41 00:03:09.199 --> 00:03:13.439 start with Mystical Pharaoh coming in hot to the boiler room, 42 00:03:13.479 --> 00:03:16.400 mystical Pharaoh. What's up, man, Welcome back to the boiler room. 43 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:17.199 How you doing tonight? 44 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:21.000 Then, good man, how are you very good? 45 00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:24.479 Thanks for joining us on a Saturday night. 46 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:26.479 Oh my pleasure. 47 00:03:27.240 --> 00:03:30.039 Yeah, man, it's gonna be It's gonna be an interesting 48 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:33.800 one tonight, right. I feel like we've had at least 49 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:36.680 a couple major events to chop up since the last 50 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:38.599 time we were in m hm. 51 00:03:40.039 --> 00:03:46.360 I agree, it's nothing. There's no dull moment. As we expect. 52 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:47.759 The twenty twenty six is gonna be lit. 53 00:03:48.080 --> 00:03:51.240 Yeah, yeah, absolutely, man, all right, hang back, I'm gonna 54 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:56.800 bring Ruckus aboard. The Ruckus among us is about to materialize. Ruckus, 55 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.719 what's going on? Welcome back to the boiler room. 56 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:05.159 Howdy, howdy howdy. Thanks for having me. Yeah, quite quite 57 00:04:05.159 --> 00:04:08.840 an eventful week since the last time we gathered. There 58 00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:13.199 have been some shots fired in the political realm. Metaphorically 59 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:16.560 speaking of course, No, wait, actually literally speaking too. We'll 60 00:04:16.560 --> 00:04:20.279 probably be discussing that. Yeah, so I can't wait to 61 00:04:20.319 --> 00:04:22.360 do it. And then you and I got some big 62 00:04:22.360 --> 00:04:26.600 boots to fill tomorrow talking some heavy duty geopolitical stuff 63 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:29.399 on Sunday wire. So it's gotta be a double whim 64 00:04:29.399 --> 00:04:32.160 you for us this weekend, my friend, but you know 65 00:04:32.639 --> 00:04:35.000 I'm happy to do it, and thanks for including me 66 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:35.839 on all that, sir. 67 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:39.120 Yeah, man, Yeah, we got a big weekend here. We're 68 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:43.920 doing boiler Room tonight, Sunday Wire tomorrow. We think Patrick 69 00:04:43.920 --> 00:04:47.079 Henningson will be calling in and that'll be interesting because 70 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:51.279 he's moving around out and about on airplanes and such, 71 00:04:51.319 --> 00:04:53.759 so you'll definitely want to tune into Sunday Wire tomorrow. 72 00:04:53.920 --> 00:04:56.439 We got some ideas about what we're gonna be talking about. 73 00:04:56.600 --> 00:05:00.079 Maybe you do too, if you're a Sunday Wire rag, 74 00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:03.240 and if you're not, you should become one, especially if 75 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:05.199 you're a boiler Room regular, because you got me. You 76 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:09.600 got Ruckus over there every week joining Patrick Henningson for 77 00:05:09.839 --> 00:05:13.800 the Overdrive section of the show. So we'll be setting 78 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:16.839 that up tonight after boiler Room, and we got a 79 00:05:16.879 --> 00:05:19.439 lot of stories to run through tonight, a lot of headlines, 80 00:05:19.800 --> 00:05:23.519 some current events, and we're trying to run through it 81 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:27.079 briskly so that Ruckus and I can get back to work, 82 00:05:27.120 --> 00:05:28.839 but we'll see how it goes. We got a lot 83 00:05:28.879 --> 00:05:32.959 of ground to cover, and you know, the best person 84 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:35.600 to help us kick all that off is the one, 85 00:05:35.600 --> 00:05:38.040 the only, the very lovely keeper of all things whiskey 86 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:42.759 tango foxtrot on the interwebs. Lovely sport joining us as well, Spore, 87 00:05:42.839 --> 00:05:45.079 welcome back to the boiler room. 88 00:05:45.439 --> 00:05:47.639 Oh thank you for having me here. And I love 89 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:48.680 your business. 90 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:51.480 Oh yeah, yeah, sure, thank you, thank you. 91 00:05:51.560 --> 00:05:52.399 I'd like your sure. 92 00:05:53.800 --> 00:05:53.920 So. 93 00:05:54.839 --> 00:05:58.920 Chinese carmaker series has been granted a patent for what 94 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:02.240 it calls an inn vehicle toilet that slides under a 95 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:07.079 passenger seat for visits to the loo while on the road. 96 00:06:07.319 --> 00:06:09.560 And I will have you just kick off that uh 97 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:12.000 news clip. 98 00:06:11.959 --> 00:06:14.199 To the loo on the road. Are you making a 99 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:16.279 high coup? Okay, let's see what they got. 100 00:06:18.560 --> 00:06:21.079 If you've ever been stuck in traffic with nowhere to go, 101 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:24.279 relief could soon be built right into your car. A 102 00:06:24.399 --> 00:06:28.319 Chinese electric vehicle maker series has been granted a patent 103 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:32.199 for an in vehicle toilet that slides out from under 104 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:33.240 a passenger seat. 105 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:36.839 Okay, I mean no. 106 00:06:37.519 --> 00:06:38.279 No, come on. 107 00:06:39.279 --> 00:06:42.680 The design is meant for long road trips, camping, or 108 00:06:42.759 --> 00:06:43.800 just sitting in traffic. 109 00:06:43.839 --> 00:06:46.199 Come on, though, do not do that in traffic. 110 00:06:46.519 --> 00:06:48.680 The toilet can be activated by a button or a 111 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:51.680 voice command. It includes a fan and exhaust system to 112 00:06:51.720 --> 00:06:54.519 help control odors. Waste will be stored in a tank 113 00:06:54.519 --> 00:06:57.560 that needs to be emptied manually. No word on when 114 00:06:57.680 --> 00:06:59.800 or if the cars will hit the market. If this 115 00:06:59.879 --> 00:07:02.240 is in the passenger seat, that means someone is sitting right. 116 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:04.800 Next to the driver's seat. This is just this is 117 00:07:04.879 --> 00:07:08.000 just wrong. This is what we will say being out 118 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:09.240 in the field reporting. 119 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:12.519 Yeah, you want to stoop to new levels in order 120 00:07:12.600 --> 00:07:13.879 to take care of business. 121 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:14.360 You know what I mean? 122 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:15.360 I have a live shot. 123 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:17.720 You could like go squat in someone's yard until there 124 00:07:17.800 --> 00:07:20.800 was motions exactly, and then came over. 125 00:07:21.319 --> 00:07:23.240 I've been doing this a long time exactly. 126 00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:25.079 Okay, I gotta stop. 127 00:07:25.800 --> 00:07:29.720 I'm sorry. But like we covered the automo below, which 128 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:34.000 is basically jersey off while you're driving like seven years ago, 129 00:07:34.600 --> 00:07:37.199 and now they're talking about like having somewhere to go 130 00:07:37.279 --> 00:07:38.720 to the bathroom like people have been doing it in 131 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:41.199 bottles for decades. 132 00:07:41.759 --> 00:07:45.480 Well, well, this is a full service bathroom, right. 133 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:50.639 That's right, it's a whole it's old purpose bathroom, all purpose. 134 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:55.680 Okay, So yeah, it sounds like from the design documents there, 135 00:07:55.720 --> 00:07:58.399 it looks like it accepts uh uno zan doses. 136 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:00.240 If you get madriv you don't need you don't need 137 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:01.639 a fan. 138 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:06.399 It said it comes with an exhaust fans asparagus, isn't 139 00:08:06.480 --> 00:08:08.399 isn't that good enough for you guys? As a little 140 00:08:08.439 --> 00:08:09.399 exhaust fan going on? 141 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:11.319 I would be able to do it. I think. 142 00:08:12.839 --> 00:08:13.879 This is actually clever. 143 00:08:16.519 --> 00:08:17.759 Can you put the picture up? 144 00:08:19.600 --> 00:08:24.079 Uh? Yeah, that's right there. Oh, let me get the 145 00:08:24.079 --> 00:08:25.000 words off of it. 146 00:08:25.639 --> 00:08:26.360 I don't see it. 147 00:08:27.399 --> 00:08:30.240 Well, you got to look at the stream yard screen 148 00:08:30.279 --> 00:08:30.720 to see it. 149 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:33.960 I am okay, Okay, there we go, so like this 150 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:37.399 goo's out Like I'm sorry, who has space in their 151 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:40.720 feet area for like a toilet to come out? 152 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:43.039 Beats me? My car wouldn't fit that. 153 00:08:43.200 --> 00:08:46.240 Your car was a Chinese car, it's much bigger. 154 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:50.399 Yeah, wait, isn't our car like the one that we share, Brian? 155 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:52.840 Isn't Nissan a Chinese car? 156 00:08:54.360 --> 00:08:54.759 No? 157 00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:55.879 No, it's Japanese. 158 00:08:57.360 --> 00:09:02.080 Well okay, I just can't see like they're being room 159 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:03.600 enough for like a toilet. 160 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:06.080 I think you need to see Chinese cars seriously. They 161 00:09:06.120 --> 00:09:12.480 are just next level shit like lit like yeah, next 162 00:09:12.559 --> 00:09:14.960 level they like what like give an example of the 163 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:19.360 Hutlet me let me find something like the luxury is the. 164 00:09:19.399 --> 00:09:22.320 Number one car makers in the world. They make them 165 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:25.200 best and cheap, and they got all the amenities and 166 00:09:25.279 --> 00:09:27.879 cool shit that we'd probably dream about here. 167 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:31.720 Yeah, like, listen to the options these people have in 168 00:09:31.759 --> 00:09:34.759 some of these cars out of BBC. Here Chinese car 169 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:39.559 maker patent's voice controlled in vehicle toilet. Uh. This was 170 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:43.720 just put out April seventeenth of this year. Chinese carmaker 171 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:46.600 Suress has been granted a patent for what it calls 172 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:50.240 an in vehicle toilet that slides under a passenger seat 173 00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:53.279 for visits to the liu while on the road. The 174 00:09:53.320 --> 00:09:58.320 feature is meant to satisfy users toilet needs on long journeys, 175 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:03.399 while camping or while staying in The car series, based 176 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:07.679 in the southwest city of Chonging, has not announced any 177 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:10.240 cars that have toilets, and is uncertain if any will 178 00:10:10.240 --> 00:10:14.480 actually be made. But Chinese electric vehicles have become increasingly 179 00:10:14.519 --> 00:10:20.279 packed with unconventional features like built in massage seats, karaoke systems, 180 00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:25.639 and a fridge to stand out in a highly competitive market. 181 00:10:26.440 --> 00:10:29.159 So yeah, they got options over there. 182 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:33.039 I guess man, Well, there's one option they don't got, psher, 183 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:39.480 that would be a gas combungition engine. All electric vehicles. Yeah. 184 00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:41.960 Yeah, for passenger vehicles for sure. 185 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:46.559 This is the toilet thing is it could probably especially 186 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:49.279 it's got the vent system and all that stuff. It 187 00:10:49.320 --> 00:10:53.600 could double as extra storage compartment. If say you're RFK 188 00:10:53.759 --> 00:10:55.799 junior and you need to store some roadkill as you 189 00:10:55.840 --> 00:10:57.919 pass by on the side of the road, you know, 190 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:00.440 and you're late for a meeting, that willy don't need 191 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:08.480 to stage an accident with a bear in Central Park anyway, right. 192 00:11:10.279 --> 00:11:12.919 I don't know, but I think it's really beneficial. You know. 193 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:18.759 Imagine you did not pay your bill and your smart 194 00:11:18.799 --> 00:11:21.200 car decided to look you in and not to let 195 00:11:21.240 --> 00:11:24.240 you out. So I mean, at least you can go 196 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:26.200 to the bathroom then. 197 00:11:26.159 --> 00:11:29.440 Right, But but would it disable the exhaust fan on 198 00:11:29.559 --> 00:11:30.440 the toilet thing? 199 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:33.320 It can? It can? Yeah, then you have to suffer. 200 00:11:34.679 --> 00:11:36.879 Wait a minute, the car is starting to sound a 201 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:38.320 lot more like a prison cell. 202 00:11:40.960 --> 00:11:44.240 Yeah, yeah, I don't know. We know on a lot 203 00:11:44.279 --> 00:11:47.679 of uh, you know, rock and metal and tour buses, 204 00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:51.159 it is a standard rule that you don't drop a 205 00:11:51.240 --> 00:11:56.440 deuce in the tour bus, lou Right, It's just a 206 00:11:56.559 --> 00:12:00.399 no go, Like, no matter how nice you're rolling. Tour 207 00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:03.279 bus is actually probably the nicer it is, the more 208 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:07.039 important that rule is, and that is has been proven 209 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:12.279 in many, many decades of rock touring because no matter 210 00:12:12.279 --> 00:12:15.639 how good the exhaust system in there, it's commonly well 211 00:12:15.679 --> 00:12:19.759 known that if you got people five guys in a 212 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:23.240 band dropping deuces and the driver in you know that 213 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:28.840 that nice toilet in the rolling bus, hotel thingy tour bus, 214 00:12:29.159 --> 00:12:34.759 that the whole bus will smell like crap, regardless of 215 00:12:34.879 --> 00:12:38.279 whether you flush them and empty them in a timely manner. 216 00:12:38.399 --> 00:12:44.759 Is just something that happens. But you can fart you want, well, 217 00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:48.200 you know the exhaust system can handle that. I suppose 218 00:12:49.320 --> 00:12:50.559 it's have to find. 219 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:52.720 Out like some exhaust fan in seats now. 220 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:57.120 Yes, twenty twenty six. Are you sure there's not like 221 00:12:57.159 --> 00:12:59.399 an improved technology in that department? 222 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:01.960 I don't know. I've been invited on a tour bus 223 00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:03.440 in many years. Someone hit me up. 224 00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:06.279 If not, there might be a business opportunity there. 225 00:13:06.480 --> 00:13:09.080 Yeah, maybe can we solve this problem? Is there a 226 00:13:09.120 --> 00:13:10.399 business need? Perhaps? 227 00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:15.840 I don't know? Man was it was four dollars gas 228 00:13:15.840 --> 00:13:19.200 in Tennessee and seven dollars gas in California. Eve, sounds 229 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:20.320 pretty good to me, right now? 230 00:13:20.440 --> 00:13:22.759 Yeah, right, I know that's convenient. 231 00:13:23.279 --> 00:13:23.960 I know, right. 232 00:13:25.200 --> 00:13:27.559 Also, I'm confused about that. One of the narratives here 233 00:13:27.679 --> 00:13:30.840 is like for those extended car rides, like, wait a minute, 234 00:13:30.840 --> 00:13:33.480 don't they want everyone cramped into these fifteen minute cities 235 00:13:33.480 --> 00:13:35.919 and not driving all over the place anyways, Why are 236 00:13:35.919 --> 00:13:38.879 they going to be in the car for an extended Oh, 237 00:13:38.919 --> 00:13:41.600 because they're probably gonna get locked in their car as right. 238 00:13:42.399 --> 00:13:45.600 Well, people do still want to see live people, and 239 00:13:45.840 --> 00:13:50.200 that requires tour buses if you're going to see it concert. 240 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:52.879 I don't know. This is China. They could be like, well, 241 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:57.559 there's a new health emergency going on and yeah, yeah, 242 00:13:57.679 --> 00:14:00.720 you're you're you're steering wheel and extends a robotic arm 243 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:03.080 and gives you a PCR test and says, oh you're 244 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:05.840 not that. You are now quarantined inside your car for 245 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:07.600 six months to slow the spread. 246 00:14:07.720 --> 00:14:10.519 A bunch of metal tentacles China, though, A bunch of 247 00:14:10.600 --> 00:14:13.080 metal tentacles come out of the seat and like hold 248 00:14:13.120 --> 00:14:16.120 you down while it you know, jabs you and takes 249 00:14:16.120 --> 00:14:18.600 some blood and blows some chemicals in your face. 250 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:24.360 To your point sport, I think borders are fading China, 251 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:27.720 or I mean I think we're turning pretty soon too. 252 00:14:27.879 --> 00:14:31.039 I mean we're already turned into similar right. 253 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:33.600 But I mean like it's like, I mean, what's the 254 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:36.320 difference between the United States and China at this point. 255 00:14:36.440 --> 00:14:39.000 There used to be different, but I think the differences 256 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:39.559 are fading. 257 00:14:39.759 --> 00:14:42.039 Yeah. The differences now are like the cities, they are 258 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:50.080 cleaner crimes, their technology is better than ours. Yeah, and 259 00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:52.840 you know, they got they got most of America thinking 260 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:56.000 they're over there, like you know, farming rice and living 261 00:14:56.039 --> 00:14:58.120 in huts, which you know, of course there are people 262 00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:00.679 doing stuff like that and worse, but you know it's 263 00:15:00.720 --> 00:15:04.799 not the whole country, that's for sure. Yeah. 264 00:15:05.000 --> 00:15:07.279 Like all of our vehicles, like even though ours is 265 00:15:07.480 --> 00:15:11.360 like our newer car is Japanese, it's very high tech. 266 00:15:11.399 --> 00:15:13.080 It's watching everything. 267 00:15:12.639 --> 00:15:16.039 We do, you know, everything everywhere we. 268 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:20.399 Go, everything we do in the car, everything we say. 269 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:30.080 You know, well, I know one person who displayed a 270 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:34.200 you know, for a lot of innovations. It's like, if 271 00:15:34.240 --> 00:15:37.600 you're a marketing person, Ruckus and Spork backed me up 272 00:15:37.639 --> 00:15:39.639 on this. If you're a marketing person, you're looking for 273 00:15:39.720 --> 00:15:45.039 a need, right, a need to fulfill like a gap 274 00:15:45.120 --> 00:15:50.159 in the marketplace. There was one woman that came to 275 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:54.720 mind when Lisa Nowak. Anybody remember Lisa Nowak. 276 00:15:54.919 --> 00:15:56.120 It sounds very familiar. 277 00:15:56.720 --> 00:16:01.159 Well you'll you'll remember her real quick. Here she is 278 00:16:01.240 --> 00:16:06.200 the astronaut that drove nine hundred miles to attack her 279 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:13.320 ex's girlfriend. And she made that nine hundred mile trip. 280 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:16.360 She didn't want to stop. She wanted to get there 281 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:19.240 as quickly as she could to stage a. 282 00:16:19.919 --> 00:16:21.159 Did she do it on bike. 283 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:24.000 Stage and assault? No, she drove in her car, and 284 00:16:24.840 --> 00:16:29.279 she wore adult diapers so that she wouldn't have to 285 00:16:29.320 --> 00:16:31.679 pull over. You know, she could make better time to 286 00:16:31.720 --> 00:16:36.320 go kick this girl's ass than having to stop and 287 00:16:36.360 --> 00:16:39.720 go to the bathroom. So now, Lisa Nolhak, she may 288 00:16:39.720 --> 00:16:42.679 have been the Yeah, she may have been the person 289 00:16:42.720 --> 00:16:44.879 that inspired the whole products. 290 00:16:46.320 --> 00:16:52.480 I mean, like continuous drive before just what did you 291 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:53.559 pull over and go up here? 292 00:16:54.039 --> 00:16:54.159 Well? 293 00:16:54.240 --> 00:16:57.120 Yeah, I pulled over, but I did. I pulled twenty 294 00:16:57.159 --> 00:17:00.919 hour continuous drive so I didn't not have to wear dieper. 295 00:17:01.039 --> 00:17:03.399 That's why I'm like, why did you have to wear dip? 296 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:06.519 Yeah? But did you have someone's ask to kick? I mean, 297 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:08.680 you know, just. 298 00:17:08.720 --> 00:17:10.880 Not I did? 299 00:17:10.920 --> 00:17:11.119 I did. 300 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:16.000 I couldn't afford one hour wasting an hour and she's. 301 00:17:15.799 --> 00:17:17.880 Just seeing red like I don't got time to stop 302 00:17:17.880 --> 00:17:18.559 and pee. 303 00:17:19.279 --> 00:17:23.480 I did have somebody that I I it was my 304 00:17:23.559 --> 00:17:26.440 boyfriend for a while, a couple of years actually, and 305 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:32.599 he uh did the old piss in the bottle situation, 306 00:17:34.119 --> 00:17:39.079 and frankly, he spilled, and I felt like it would 307 00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:41.799 have been better if we just pulled over, you know. 308 00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:45.279 And I mean frankly, I don't see why that's illegal, 309 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:47.079 you know what I mean, Like you gotta pee, you 310 00:17:47.119 --> 00:17:51.720 gotta pee, you know, And sometimes there are enough rest stops, 311 00:17:51.759 --> 00:17:52.759 but sometimes there aren't. 312 00:17:54.559 --> 00:17:57.079 Man. I wish I could play like songs like we 313 00:17:57.119 --> 00:17:59.119 did in the old day on these streams. I would 314 00:17:59.160 --> 00:18:01.880 bring up the song Piss Bottle Man by Mike Watt. 315 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:02.920 That one was great. 316 00:18:06.039 --> 00:18:07.240 Yeah, you'll have to play it later. 317 00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:09.839 Yeah, I'll put on the show notes for everybody and 318 00:18:10.039 --> 00:18:12.319 check it out. I think it was on Beavis and 319 00:18:12.400 --> 00:18:14.359 butt Head, if I recall. I think it was on 320 00:18:14.359 --> 00:18:20.240 one of those Beavis and butt Head episodes. All right, well, uh. 321 00:18:19.759 --> 00:18:21.640 Love, let me just say one more thing about. 322 00:18:21.400 --> 00:18:23.880 This, okay, but yeah, go for it. 323 00:18:23.920 --> 00:18:28.119 I think it's ridiculous that like I that, okay, I'm infidel. 324 00:18:28.160 --> 00:18:32.680 You're saying it's possible that there's enough room under the 325 00:18:32.720 --> 00:18:35.279 seat to hold a toilet and pull it out into 326 00:18:35.440 --> 00:18:39.079 where your feet normally are. But like, I don't think 327 00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:43.759 most cars have enough room for the average person to 328 00:18:43.920 --> 00:18:46.319 like squat down and do. 329 00:18:46.359 --> 00:18:50.599 Their thing unless the seat is retractable. Think about it, right, 330 00:18:50.640 --> 00:18:52.279 if you have that comes out on the seat. I 331 00:18:52.279 --> 00:18:54.000 have not read the pattern, but it can be a 332 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:54.960 detractable seat. 333 00:18:55.640 --> 00:18:59.599 Yeah it is, its voice activated, but you still need 334 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:02.359 to take You still have to manually pull it out 335 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:05.160 and dump it somewhere. And is that worth? Is that 336 00:19:05.279 --> 00:19:08.960 worth not pulling over it the Chinese gas station to 337 00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:12.279 take a Chinese dump. I mean, come on, all right, 338 00:19:12.400 --> 00:19:14.440 enough toilet talk. I'm out of here on this one. 339 00:19:15.079 --> 00:19:18.160 Let's move to something a little more sinister inside the car, 340 00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:24.359 you guys, umm saw some people talking about this in 341 00:19:24.440 --> 00:19:30.640 the discord to include our very own ruckus here. Sinister 342 00:19:30.839 --> 00:19:34.720 in car spy tech that can kill your engine will 343 00:19:34.720 --> 00:19:41.880 be mandatory next year under Biden policy, sparking major privacy fears. 344 00:19:42.960 --> 00:19:46.440 Biden, it's a fault, I know right in there. 345 00:19:46.480 --> 00:19:48.799 Anyway, what are they gonna are they gonna smack it 346 00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:51.440 down and then say Trump fixed it for you. We've 347 00:19:51.519 --> 00:19:54.920 fixed it. You guys, it won't be back until twenty thirty. 348 00:19:55.160 --> 00:19:58.200 Beat me to the punchline. 349 00:19:58.880 --> 00:20:01.519 So are you read for your car to decide if 350 00:20:01.559 --> 00:20:04.559 you're fit to drive? If not, you better buckle up. 351 00:20:05.119 --> 00:20:08.599 A federal mandate declares new vehicles must have in car 352 00:20:08.720 --> 00:20:12.640 surveillance for twenty twenty seven models onward that can decide 353 00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:16.599 if a person is fit to drive and can make 354 00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:22.319 the car inoperable via a so called kill switch. And 355 00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:25.279 don't count on brushing your teeth or gargling with listerine 356 00:20:25.279 --> 00:20:27.920 to work around the driver monitor if you've had one 357 00:20:28.000 --> 00:20:32.000 too many. Most cars won't make the determination via breathalyzer, 358 00:20:32.079 --> 00:20:39.519 but infrared cameras continually monitoring potential impairment cues. Oh geez, 359 00:20:39.599 --> 00:20:40.920 what could go wrong here? 360 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:43.160 Everything? 361 00:20:43.279 --> 00:20:46.839 Your freedom of travel pretty much just nuked. 362 00:20:47.880 --> 00:20:50.839 So is that's going to get transmitted to the DJs? 363 00:20:51.000 --> 00:20:53.759 Just to know what? ABI will have an FBI handler 364 00:20:53.799 --> 00:20:56.000 now sitting and watching me in my car. 365 00:20:56.240 --> 00:20:58.599 Well, the pal andeer will be sitting there watching and 366 00:20:58.640 --> 00:21:02.920 it'll send the flags to the available handlers and monitors 367 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:09.400 and nanny state hall pass boot licking little Ikman's right. 368 00:21:10.960 --> 00:21:13.920 Well, that's probably the next phase. In the meantime, it's 369 00:21:13.960 --> 00:21:17.119 doing that locally, Like all of the decision making is 370 00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:21.519 allegedly inside the algorithm, So it'll so that the car 371 00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:25.599 itself decides whether or not you're fit to operate the vehicle. 372 00:21:26.799 --> 00:21:31.039 Excuse me, dude, I almost wish that I would have 373 00:21:31.079 --> 00:21:33.920 had this technology in my trans am for the last 374 00:21:34.319 --> 00:21:38.200 uh twenty two years that I've owned it. I would 375 00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:40.240 love to see the log on it of how many 376 00:21:40.279 --> 00:21:43.720 times it would have said, now, fuck you, buddy, fuck off, Asher, 377 00:21:43.799 --> 00:21:45.000 get out of the car. 378 00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:48.000 I mean, how many times have you said, like I'm 379 00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:50.079 gonna follow you home and burn your house down. 380 00:21:51.359 --> 00:21:53.359 Oh, it's my favorite. It's one of my favorite lines. 381 00:21:54.200 --> 00:21:59.119 So I'll be in the middle of driving through middle 382 00:21:59.160 --> 00:22:02.519 of the hoods and for some reason, I just start 383 00:22:02.799 --> 00:22:06.240 getting tired, and then my vehicle is going to decide 384 00:22:06.279 --> 00:22:10.759 to stop it yea, and the worst street right basically. 385 00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:13.960 Yeah, like like you haven't had enough coffee to be 386 00:22:14.240 --> 00:22:16.279 getting home tonight, and uh. 387 00:22:16.559 --> 00:22:18.640 It's going to force you to. It's gonna force you 388 00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:22.039 to go to Dunkin Donuts and like Crenshaw or something 389 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:24.240 and pull you over and be like, get out, dude, 390 00:22:24.279 --> 00:22:25.559 go get some coffee. 391 00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:29.240 We actually had we test drived a car a couple 392 00:22:29.200 --> 00:22:32.319 of years ago that that told us that we need 393 00:22:32.359 --> 00:22:33.160 more coffee. 394 00:22:34.240 --> 00:22:36.079 There's some of them, but it doesn't work. It's pretty 395 00:22:36.079 --> 00:22:39.359 clunky because it's basically based on your swirling and guess what, 396 00:22:39.599 --> 00:22:43.359 even the system they put for lane detiction it makes 397 00:22:43.359 --> 00:22:47.319 it even worse. So it aggravates you that you're because 398 00:22:47.319 --> 00:22:49.440 it tried to pull you, and then you have to 399 00:22:49.519 --> 00:22:51.119 counter bat It's so annoying. 400 00:22:51.160 --> 00:22:52.400 Yeah, I don't like that totally. 401 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:55.640