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Speaker 1: Really ever used my kitchen besides the fridge. I've almost

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our apartment twice just cooking noodles. So it's really nice

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to have someone to be able to cook for me

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because I can't.

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Speaker 2: Cook for myself. Oh wow, who gives a fuck?

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Speaker 3: Hey, Hello, it's bad TV.

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Speaker 4: We're still dooming. That's gonna come to an Endsum, I

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promise I'm dealing that.

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Speaker 3: Pat great to be here, and Ruby, Hi, Pat, Hi, Dyl.

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Speaker 5: How are you guys?

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Speaker 4: I'm good.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's COVID.

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Speaker 6: You guys are in a room quarantining with each other,

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and I'm by myself and my underwear.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, well, it'll change soon, I promise, because I have

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to get out of here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to get out of there.

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Speaker 6: I totally understand it, though, I mean, look, uh, you

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can tell that you look exhausted, and I feel for you.

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Speaker 4: Patrick, it's kind of insulting. I gotta say, it's a

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little insulting. Do I look tired?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: But would you say to me or to his darling

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wife Cecilia that she looks tired? Because I would hope

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the answer would be absolutely fucking not.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 6: I mean you can hear it in his voice. He

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sounds exhausted. I feel for the man.

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Speaker 5: But you didn't say sounds. You specifically said.

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Speaker 3: Looks right, Yeah, oh I did.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's insulting.

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Speaker 4: I look like absolute shit right now. I broke down

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the kind of schedule we have from ten pm to

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about six am with Ruby. It usually revolves around some

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kind of feeding, some kind of agitation that can escalate

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into a full blown meltdown. We either get in the

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car and drive around, but it's made just a rotating

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guard shift of three hour blocks of misery until the

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sun comes up.

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Speaker 2: So why don't you get to start it all over again?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Parenting is a beautiful thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. My wife and I are so in love and

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just we're not feuding all the time. But I'm I.

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I don't like newborn babies. I don't like them. I'm

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done with this. I want to have conversations with my daughter.

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Speaker 6: Okay, oh good, good good, Okay, Well then you have

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a good uh forty eight months to go.

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Speaker 4: Okay and not but listen, we're here to talk about

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the valley. What a beautiful escape. Let's get let's escape

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to MAUI.

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Speaker 2: Huh, Well, we're not there yet. We're still in the

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San Fernando Valley bouncing around.

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Speaker 4: Uh, definitely, let's get into our rotten hells and or bumps.

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But before we do, do you want to tell the

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people about Patreon dot com slash another podcast network.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, head on over to Patreon dot com slash another podcast.

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I will be recording my PMZ after our little hiatus.

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I'm so excited to get back with Dylan record PMZ.

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We're gonna check on some some friends of the show,

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Machine Gun, Kelly, Corey Feldman.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Pat, I'm such a vulnerable state. I can't do

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Corey Feldman today.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you're gonna enjoy this.

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Speaker 4: He's too sad.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's uplifting. Actually, he's doing well.

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Speaker 4: Nothing about Corey Feldman, that's uplifting. Anyways, go to Patreon

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dot com slash another podcast network.

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Speaker 6: Oh and guys, like, starting next week or something, should

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we try and start doing Miami and Dylan?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Dyl, if you can't do it, why don't you let

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Ruby and I do it for a couple episodes.

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Speaker 4: That's fine, we'll talk about it. We'll get on Miami

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next week.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sounds good.

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Speaker 4: Okay, my rotten hells. I didn't like this episode.

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Speaker 2: Very much.

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Speaker 4: Zero rotten hells.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, incise.

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Speaker 4: You know what, I will say my favorite thing though,

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Benji's inclusion on this show is a really, really marvelous

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thing to witness. There's a scene wherein Zach is breaking

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down the drama that's about to unfold and Maui with Benji,

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and it's a little bit like a scene from I

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don't Know a Napoleon Dynamite, wherein he's speaking to an

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ESL student who can't understand him. And I'm sorry if

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that's insulting or offensive to anybody, No, but it's absolutely hilarious.

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Speaker 2: I had a moment like that.

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Speaker 6: It was twenty years ago. I was on a jury

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for three months listening to this case and we get

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in the room to deliberate and two of the guys

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we found out shockingly didn't speak English.

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Speaker 2: That's our that's our justice system.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 5: Speaking of the justice system, I was approached today because

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I had to get Parsley for our mother because she's

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making Matza balls by people outside of Vaughns that said,

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would you like to hold Karen Bass responsible? That was

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their opening line, and I luckily got to say I'm

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not registered here and walked inside that Vond's. But boy,

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oh boy, they're getting good. Yeah this episode.

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Speaker 4: I always say I'm registered to vote in Virginia every

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single time.

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Speaker 6: What I say is I don't have time to read

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your form. They're uninformed, and I'm going shopping.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh you never know where you're signing with those things?

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Speaker 4: Well yeah, I mean, who's to say, but how many

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ron on hells do you give? It?

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Speaker 5: Okay? So I actually thought that this episode had little

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pockets of beauty, like diamonds. The men's group, Oh, I

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can't wait to talk about that ladies dinner with Janet

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kind of getting drunk and taking natterall for the first time.

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loved that. That was that El Coyote, Yes it was,

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place because I've never been there before.

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Speaker 2: I got food poisoning.

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Speaker 4: Who has not gone food poisoning from mel Coyote?

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Speaker 4: My god, if you want to go get chicken fijiitas

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that are almost cooked, and I mean the pepper is

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going to be cooked, they'll just be raw.

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Speaker 6: To be fair, it was the first time I ever

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got food poisoning, and I think it's because I was

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working at a little avocado or guacamole tray that probably

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had been sitting there a little too long. Old Patty

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was hungry. As we know how food poisoning goes. You

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Speaker 5: So just to clarify one the it would be.

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Speaker 2: The everything in my body.

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Speaker 6: This would have like how dedicated I was to North

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American Insurance. I make my way into into the office,

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sit down at my cubicle, and I'm throwing up in

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the wastebasket. My supervisor, Barbara, who I loved, she said,

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you know what, go home. It's the first time I

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actually ever rolled down a window while driving my car

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to vomit out the window.

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Speaker 3: Maybe all right, that's dedication.

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Speaker 6: Well, I was going to say another famous story that

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came out of L Coyote. That's where Sharon Tate and

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some other sad souls ate their last meal before they

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were murdered by three members of the Manson family.

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Speaker 2: They actually have a booth dedicated to them.

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where this is.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's on Melrose, no Everly, Beverly.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well maybe I'll stop by on my way home.

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Speaker 2: Okay, fifty eight bumps. All right.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna share Dylan's opinion of Benji and Zach. I'm

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sure Benji's a nice person, but he doesn't belong on

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Speaker 6: They're like what do you call it that they're like

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vampires don't like garlic or something like. My eyes don't

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like these two on my television. They're very boring. I

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also don't like Shena. Speaking of the l Coyote scene,

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the plant behind her head added added more to that

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Speaker 4: I don't want to add things that my wife has

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said without her permission, but she said, you know, like

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you got to watch out because you have a child,

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so you can't spend all that money on your face,

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all right, you gotta you know, stock them away for

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her higher education if she and Brock like believe in

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that kind of thing, or if they're just going to

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Speaker 5: That's another but still expensive. So so save the savir checks.

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Speaker 4: Right, it's a trade regardless. You know you need studying.

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Speaker 6: Well, my Rotten House, I thought it was a decent

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episode until we went to the field day games. I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and Pat does write all of his notes in pencil.

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Speaker 2: That's right, I do.

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Speaker 6: Let's see hear anything else worth noting. The tail end

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of the episode was the juiciest. It's when Jesse begins

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just spiraling and he's going to need to configure what's that.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to knock this this episode down another ninety

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bumps because I don't give bumps or Rotten House or

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pots to episodes that tease a tease.

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Speaker 2: We don't do that. He did tease a tease.

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Speaker 4: That's not okay. You don't tease a tease.

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this doesn't They didn't do the thing that they said

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that they were going to do. So then you have

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Speaker 4: It's for all they tease to tease.

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Speaker 6: Everyone's a liar on this show, but that doesn't stop

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them from the show's lyrics being I'm all right, I'm

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all right, I'm all right, everything is all right, I'm

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all right. I'm gonna give it to zero Rottenhouse now

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before we begin personal story again.

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Speaker 2: I've shared this with Dylan.

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Speaker 6: Maybe the audience will enjoy it, the fact that the

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intro song is I'm all right, everything is all right.

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Speaker 2: And it not being that.

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Speaker 6: I famously asked my mom one time, Hey, how's my

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cousin Chad doing?

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Speaker 2: And she said he's all right.

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Speaker 6: He's actually doing great. And I said, what's he up to?

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why is that, Well, he can't his baby mom is

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in rehab. Oh, well, so he's taking.

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Speaker 2: Care of the kid.

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Speaker 6: Now the kid's being taken care of by her mom

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because he's not responsible enough.

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, sounds like he's as Anyway, where do we begin,

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Kristen and Lukes.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what's you know? And this isn't just

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your family. I mean our family, you know, I mean

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our family famously. You know, quick personal story. We had

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Speaker 2: Very quickly. They're like bunny rabbits hopping all around.

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Speaker 4: Oh you know cousin is there's I don't know how

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many cousins do we have? Ten thousand?

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from the waist down. Now, his family continued to do

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narcotics and the pigs came back. His mother put the

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drugs on top of his body because he was laying

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in bed. He couldn't get out of bed, so she

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she she framed it. She framed it.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, look, I don't like to be a one upper.

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Speaker 6: Same cousin, Chad attempted to flee the police in his car,

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flipped it over and I broke a few bones. But

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it doesn't stop there. The sadness. His sister, my other cousin, Kara,

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was doing some home health care for a person that

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was in a wheelchair. She decided to do fetanyl while

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she was on the job and overdosed, and the person

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in the wheelchair saved her life, but unfortunately her brain

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was turned off so long she's partially blind.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was the story where you brought up

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the first one. I was going to say, you know,

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that doesn't even I don't think that's even getting engraved

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on Mount Rushmore of Pat's fucking disgusting families.

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Speaker 6: Okay, but you know who's not disgusting, Actually maybe they

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are is Christen and Luke. Luke's perspective has changed since

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moving into that red Dell, and he could see himself

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living here and raising kids in Los Angeles. Yeah, there's

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one dumpling block to that dream, and that's called not

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getting renewed.

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Speaker 2: Kristin knows this well. Ruby, You've been following this.

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Speaker 6: One day you're living in a house in Studio City

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and the next day you call in a fake nine

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one one call on a black cast member and you

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go on unpaid leave for five years.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. So I don't think that anyone has been

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able to monetize properly the way that Stossy has. Therefore,

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everybody needs to be banking every dime they're making from

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the show. They need to be investing it so that

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it turns into more money, because the day that this

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stops is around the corner, and it's very scary. I'm

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very scared.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's yesterdir you know.

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Speaker 6: You know I noticed Kristin and Luke started a podcast together.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know what it's called.

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Speaker 5: But are you being serious or are you not?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm being serious.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, well that won't last and that's a terrible idea.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I think it's good. Everybody should start a podcast.

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Speaker 5: So we get to know Hugos I just I really quickly,

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we're going to go to Hugos I. Just before we

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get to Hugos, I want to clarify. So, so Dylan

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is in a similar ish state to Kristin Doty right

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now in terms of having a newborn. Could you start

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a podcast with your wife right now? You think it's

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good yeah, why not roll the dice get to Hugos Well.

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Speaker 6: Held out a few notes here they discuss her cheesecake consumption.

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And I'll just say this, if you eat more than

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two slices in one sitting, you're a slob.

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Speaker 2: And then Luke tells us that he's in for the

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long haul.

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Speaker 6: I mean, come on, cheesecake, it's just a big blob

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of cheese eating threes.

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Speaker 4: You know, Pat is a fat shamer. Okay, that's unknown.

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Speaker 2: Fat shamer, right, it's right piggy.

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Speaker 4: But I will say, eating three slices of cheesecake be

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it Basque or New York in one sitting is like

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the gallon milk challenge. Okay, it's too much. It's everyone

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knows that's not appropriate.

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Speaker 5: I would hope that the only reason you're doing that

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is because because you are pregnant and hormonally imbalanced like Christian.

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Speaker 4: And let's not try to beat this on his technicality.

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We're not talking about Thanksgiving pumpkin pie slivers at midnight, Okay,

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we're not talking about slices of cheesecake. Yeah, okay, can

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we get to Hugo's please?

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Speaker 6: Now I want to say this, Dylan, I was so

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surprised to hear you guys know where they were, and

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I was going to ask you if this was a

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part of your childhood. They did not.

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Speaker 4: Oh so, okay, well, well one and I'm the one

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who does this the most often, but one person at

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a time, pat go.

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Speaker 2: Ahead, Okay.

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Speaker 6: They did not do the typical establishing shot of the

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place of business.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 6: Now, however, old Patty recognized that million dollar view of

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the Chevron gas.

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Speaker 2: Station across the street immediate and.

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Speaker 6: I was like, and I saw the one on one Freeway,

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I'm like, that's fucking who hugoes now, hugos. I've only

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been there once and was when I was twenty two

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years old, and it's after I had a night of

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sex with a beautiful black girl named Madonna who was

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forty two at the time.

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Speaker 2: A lot of memories when I drive by there.

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Speaker 5: H well, you should stop back in and make some

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new ones, because it's it's I mean, what is it

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called spicy? What not? What? There's a spicy pasta named

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after a.

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Speaker 3: Man, spicy Papa Papa.

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Speaker 5: I mean, my god, Patrick stopping five cheese mac and cheese,

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My god.

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Speaker 6: One of the imagine if I take my wife and

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then I'm just drift drifting off in the thought of,

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like you know, Madonna, Okay, what's going on right now?

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Speaker 4: Like that pasta Papa will bring you right back.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling Pasta Victor, we gotta go.

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Speaker 5: We're going to go next time I'm here.

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Speaker 4: Now, this is going to sound bad, but it's it's

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kind of like a creamy uh sauce with sun dried tomatoes, corn.

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Speaker 3: Yep and pasta.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yummy, It's unbelievable, very very delicious. My wife and

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I first date was Yugo's restaurant that you still had

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pretenses in the relationship. I think she got some kind

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of uh salad freak salad or something like.

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Speaker 6: Oh yes, yes, yes, the famous ordering a salad on

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a date early on in.

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Speaker 4: The Yeah, right, right right, And.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to have sex.

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Speaker 4: Now c C and I will eat cheezy already, to

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crunch just next to each other and then throw up

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in different bathrooms and then fall asleep to.

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Speaker 2: Love to love yeah, yes, love, well.

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Speaker 4: Change okay, go ahead.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Zach and Benji arrive to meet me and Danny,

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and we learned they're doing, uh doing pretty good now

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that they're living together, and uh here's what that conversation

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sounded like.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, he's going to try to play a sound effect,

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but it's not come through the mica.

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Speaker 1: I had used my kitchen besides the fridge. I've almost

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our apartment twice just cooking noodles. So it's really nice

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to have someone to be able to cook for me

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because I can't cook for myself.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, who gives a fun.

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Speaker 6: Dud? Dude?

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Speaker 4: It was so when he's talking about do you want

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a pillow? No, he does the most roundabout breakdown of

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the irony.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Alanis Morissett. Yeah, isn't it ironic?

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Speaker 4: This trip compared to the Big Bear trip? He says

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in a Charles Dickens kind of way chapter one, we

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are inviting her on a trip about the person that

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she refused to invite to Big Bear. Cut back to

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him crying. Right, he is one of the saddest people

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I've ever seen.

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Speaker 6: I'd also like to point out I'm not one hundred

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percent sure that that is in fact irony.

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Speaker 4: It's forest irony.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, low hanging irony is what it was. But what

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was also low hanging was the joke that he made

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about Alanis morisseaid, and I didn't like it percent of

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Zach on my screen. I don't enjoy that being said

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it used to be one hundred. And when he showed

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up in that bar to Jax Taylor and said it

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wasn't your show for the last thirty days, I said,

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I'll welcome Benji for a bit because so he.

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Speaker 6: Got a little too much screen time in this episode. Well,

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they discuss Luke's big secret, which isn't that big of

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a secret, and that's Hawaii and the proposal. Now production,

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it's necessary to do a little because they have a

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storyline issue here Nia and Danny are Are they faking

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like it's their trip? Yes, and they're inviting everybody so

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to not tip off Dowdy. They never they would never

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invite Janets. So they have to task Zach and Benji

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with inviting her because none of it would make any

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sense and it's convoluted and stupid.

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Speaker 4: You must have had some trouble and roll call when

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she was growing up. That's a tough name to phonetically nail,

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you know, Dody Dowdy. Yeah, I mean, you know you

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can say doubt dote, you know. Anyways, I shouldn't have

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brought it up.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, there's anothering issue with plausible deny. Well, okay,

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So they begin to text to invite everybody to Hawaii.

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I would argue this is quite a You'd have to

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do some research on flight prices to agree to go.

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Yet people are immediately responding back with a yes, I

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can make it.

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Speaker 5: I don't think that when other people plan your trips

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that you give it consideration. I think you get a

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call from production that says you are going to say

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yes to this trip, and you say, okay, I will

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say yes to this trip. I do think I actually

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think that Kristen may not have known that she was

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going to get proposed to on this trip. Do you

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think she didn't? Do you think she she.

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Speaker 6: Would fucking all right? So I think you know this Ruby.

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She is the most controlling person to self produce. She

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would fucking kill Luke if he hadn't tipped her off

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to this because she wants to look her best. She

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wants to have the right dress. This is her Like Bob.

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Speaker 4: It was really cute when she was talking about how

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she wanted to wear fish clothes and he was like,

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don't do that.

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Speaker 5: I when I went on the hike that I went

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on to get engaged. I almost wore a sweater that

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has holes in it and is missing the sleeves. And

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my fiance very very gently said, don't don't fucking wear

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that because you'll regret it. And he didn't say that,

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but I did change my sweater and I had absolutely

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no idea. So maybe Luke is being is being fish good.

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He's being good Fish Luke and she's she's going to

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be surprised.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I proposed to Sharizi by telling her that my car

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broke down up on Moholland Drive and I said, could

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you pick me up some gas?

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Speaker 2: So my proposal involved.

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Speaker 6: Her having to go to a gas station and pump

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gas into a container and then drive up very tired.

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Speaker 2: And that's when I got on one name. It was

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a beautiful day. I'll never forget it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's get to the men's group.

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Speaker 2: On Life Coach Scott.

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Speaker 6: Wow, he's here, and he's he's continuing to intrench himself

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on this TV. I don't know if this is going

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to help him sell tickets to whatever seminar he's trying

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to make happen.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I think he's gonna get a

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lot of business. There's a lot of ancillary viewing by bros.

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And they're gonna hit him up on Instagram.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, who needs Life Coach Scott when you

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have a company like Ruller not me?

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Speaker 2: Oh boy?

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Speaker 6: Well, it's telehealth that has made mental health care more

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convenient and accessible for millions of people. However, critical challenges

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Speaker 2: What do you think? How much do you think Life

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Speaker 8: Charges Devin seven times that that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 6: You can now get the quality care you need when

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Speaker 5: For the ones that do not. I'm not kidding you.

491
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,079
He's gonna make twenty six grand from Jax Taylor by

492
00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:11,319
the end of the summer if he hasn't already.

493
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was.

494
00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 6: I thought it'd be funny if eventually Scott like asked

495
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,279
a couple of the guys if you can borrow money.

496
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh for sure. Here's the thing though, he is,

497
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:27,400
he is stealing money essentially, so we've elevated past borring.

498
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,599
But Ruby's right about Jacks because if you think about

499
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,920
the financial situation that Jacks is in, so he goes

500
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,680
from what do we think that mortgage is nine to five?

501
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,720
Maybe eleven somewhere in there?

502
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 6: Oh right, currently, yeah, because that house, the mortgage should

503
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,599
probably sit around seven, right, right.

504
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,799
Speaker 4: Right, right, So he's probably paying ten a month. Now

505
00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:52,640
he's downside to a condo. Now the condo's too expense,

506
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,000
it's probably fifty five hundred, but he's got some extra

507
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,400
chedder in the bank. Who's he going to, Scott?

508
00:24:58,519 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 2: Scott?

509
00:24:59,319 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, Scott.

510
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,759
Speaker 2: Well we'll get on this, Scott.

511
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 4: Not cruise, but Scott.

512
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:06,319
Speaker 6: So this.

513
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:13,799
Speaker 4: Was within the fabric of the valley. It's hard to

514
00:25:13,839 --> 00:25:19,279
say anything is really like all time reality, but this

515
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,720
was like a soft all time reality TV moment for me.

516
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:31,000
The word man was said I think forty seven times

517
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:37,119
within a four minute scene, the hands on the chest,

518
00:25:37,799 --> 00:25:41,160
Jason saying that he's not ready to accept these apologies.

519
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,519
It was absolutely incredible.

520
00:25:43,559 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 2: All right, so let's break down the game film.

521
00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:47,599
Speaker 6: Danny starts by telling the group this is going to

522
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,079
be helpful because Jacks is verbally and physically abusive and

523
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,119
addicted to cocaine. Jesse is verbally abusive and has a

524
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,960
God complex and an unhealthy relationship with alcohol. Danny's a drunk, oh,

525
00:25:58,039 --> 00:26:01,359
and Janet has Jason's balls in her hand bag. And

526
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,359
then Jax announces he's not going on the trip because

527
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,960
things aren't going good for him. Now with life coach Scott,

528
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:13,279
we do see some groundbreaking life coaching techniques employed here.

529
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,640
And this is how it works. First, you start off

530
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,559
with a dumb new name for a technique like clearing

531
00:26:18,599 --> 00:26:19,039
the list.

532
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 4: Clearing the list, Yeah yeah.

533
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 6: Then you act out the technique with the confidence and

534
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,039
certitude of a used car salesman.

535
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 2: Scott did that. And then you ask for volunteers.

536
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,319
Speaker 6: Yeah okay, okay, book line sinker.

537
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 5: And that's how twenty six thousand dollars is spent per

538
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,839
person per session. Because when you look at Scientology and

539
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,319
you see like how much they have to pay to

540
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,839
go up a level, if your friends are going up

541
00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:52,680
a level, you're gonna pay the twelve grand even though

542
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,039
you absolutely counot afford it because your mortgage is too

543
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,319
much money because you embezzled one point two million dollars

544
00:26:57,319 --> 00:26:59,759
from the government and didn't pay taxes. This guy is

545
00:26:59,759 --> 00:27:01,759
going to be able to buy a house in Rosita

546
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,839
by the next year if he wants to wait.

547
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 4: How much does it cost to go up in Scientology?

548
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 5: Much money?

549
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,079
Speaker 2: What I'll ask?

550
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be at their celebrity center on Tuesday. Oh,

551
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,920
that's why we have a service contract with them. They

552
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,319
have a beautiful waterfall in the rentryway.

553
00:27:19,599 --> 00:27:24,319
Speaker 4: Okay, so we we do this thing where.

554
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,039
Speaker 2: We clear the list, right, and we got to clear

555
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:27,440
the list.

556
00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:30,079
Speaker 4: We stand up and we place our hand on the

557
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:30,759
chest of another.

558
00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 2: Keep your hand on my shoulder, please.

559
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 4: Now here's the thing about Scott. Scott says, despite our differences,

560
00:27:37,799 --> 00:27:45,200
we're all brothers. Still. Wow uh okay. If you had

561
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:50,160
somebody from Korea, somebody from the Soudan, somebody who was

562
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,799
a white reality television star living in the San Fernando Valley,

563
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,920
and then like a French guy, maybe you could say,

564
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,119
despite our differences, we're all brothers. But these are all

565
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,559
carbon copies of one another, I mean, varying degrees of

566
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:06,680
the douche baggery. But I mean, I don't know that

567
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,880
we have a lot of differences, and even if we did,

568
00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:12,039
that is a really empty platitude. This guy is a

569
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:13,400
snake oil salesman.

570
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 6: Yeah.

571
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, I also wanted to point out there in

572
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,880
the Brothers segment, he talks about how they must remember

573
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,880
that they are not doing this alone. And I want

574
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,759
to point out to Scott that although he goes home

575
00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:27,319
at night and he cries because he is likely, I

576
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,039
think he's gay and he's sad and he found how

577
00:28:29,079 --> 00:28:32,559
to be gay. Yeah, these men are actually married and

578
00:28:32,759 --> 00:28:35,240
or getting divorced and cheating on their wives happily. So

579
00:28:35,279 --> 00:28:38,839
like they know, they're okay, Yeah, they don't need your brothers.

580
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 6: I'll argue though, life coach Scott telling Jacks that everybody

581
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,359
loves a redemption story. That type of insight will get

582
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:47,720
a certain portion of the population to pay twenty g's

583
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,200
for a weekend to hear the horseshit.

584
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:54,759
Speaker 4: You know you were going to say killed, Oh look

585
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:55,079
at that.

586
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So do we have anything?

587
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 6: So we got Jesse dropping a dime on dark Side

588
00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:02,559
Danny for being a sneaky drinker, and then Scott.

589
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 4: Danny admits that he's a little drunk today.

590
00:29:05,839 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 6: Well he did, but Scott suddenly becomes an alcohol sponsor,

591
00:29:09,799 --> 00:29:13,759
and some people in in that organization might have an issue.

592
00:29:13,759 --> 00:29:14,119
Speaker 2: I'm berefer.

593
00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:19,079
Speaker 6: And then Jason sees Danny having a breakthrough and then yeah,

594
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,440
as you said, Scott tells the guys that they need

595
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,000
to be better.

596
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 2: And that's when we moved to al Coyote.

597
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 5: That's it.

598
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,079
Speaker 3: That's it.

599
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 4: Let's move to al Coyote. A diarrhea lunch with the Lady.

600
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,119
Speaker 6: Okay, I have been back there because they won best

601
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:42,119
Guacamole at the Corolla Guakfest in twenty nineteen, so they

602
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,480
graciously invited us to come take a full meal and

603
00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:50,079
I went there with one Dawson from the Corolla Show,

604
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:53,400
Lynette Corolla and aj Benzon.

605
00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:11,559
Speaker 4: Okay, the criteria for that contest, I mean, I can't.

606
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,559
Speaker 5: Even There is a thing from Trader Joe's. There's a

607
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,000
product called avocado ma we have it. Yeah, I know

608
00:30:18,079 --> 00:30:21,000
it from Dylan in His Lovely Wife. That is the

609
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:23,240
type of thing that Dylan makes fun of Trader Joe's

610
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,240
for for being a place of not real foods but

611
00:30:25,279 --> 00:30:26,759
actually actually just snacks.

612
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 6: It's a toy store. I mean it's a it's a

613
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,720
snack store for adults. Don't and you coin that it is.

614
00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 5: That's exactly what it is. It sounds like this could

615
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,960
have gone in that contest and been a contender against.

616
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, because Dawson just ripped a bong and

617
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,039
then put a blindfold on and then walked towards the

618
00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:48,000
bowl and smushed his hand in it. And then whoever

619
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,039
that was the winner. It turned out to be El Coyote,

620
00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:54,359
but it could have been Trader Joe's Avocata mash. So

621
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,440
this is a place that is very, very historic in

622
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,240
Los Angeles because of spawn ranch murderers and stuff like that.

623
00:31:03,119 --> 00:31:07,720
They have fantastic margaritas and as is too often customary

624
00:31:07,839 --> 00:31:13,519
with kind of tex mex americanized sit down Mexican restaurants,

625
00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:18,799
be it Cosa Vega or Al Coyote, the environment's fantastic,

626
00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:21,799
the drinks are fantastic, and then the food for some

627
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:29,119
reason that tastes like shit and makes you fit everywhere.

628
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny, guys, just make the food good.

629
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 4: We love this place.

630
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,839
Speaker 6: You know a lot of La Mexican places make me

631
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,720
have diarrhea.

632
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: Casa Vega, does you know maybe it's just a thing.

633
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 4: It's it's I honestly, I think it's the fajitas. There's

634
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:48,839
too many Trughi whites that go into these places and

635
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,240
order fijidas, and I just I just think if we

636
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,559
ordered anything else, we would be fine.

637
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,839
Speaker 5: I don't think they like to bring out the hot plate.

638
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,680
I don't think they like to deliver the hot plate.

639
00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:05,359
Speaker 4: He they say is yeah, yeah, they go. Fajitas are

640
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,559
being ordered for the seventeenth time to get today again,

641
00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:11,559
and there's boom, there's another gringo that's gonna be on

642
00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:13,319
the toilet for the next and and can I tell

643
00:32:13,319 --> 00:32:16,039
you something, I don't blame him. Those fifitas are annoyos

644
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,359
at one.

645
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,319
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, So Jana and Nia are not good

646
00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:24,839
at this dinner, and Nia doesn't appreciate that Janet gets

647
00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:28,119
into other people's business as far as their marriage is. Well,

648
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,519
you're on a reality TV show, uh, And then Hawaii's discussed,

649
00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:34,839
and that's when Michelle announces that Aaron is coming and

650
00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:39,839
plans on throwing. Oh and plans on oh, he plans

651
00:32:39,839 --> 00:32:42,200
on throwing like a girl and not blinking the entire trip.

652
00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:47,319
Speaker 9: Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally So the thing with

653
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,519
Aaron and Michelle's that Michelle thinks that with Aaron there,

654
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,400
things are going to be tranquil, peaceful.

655
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,559
Speaker 4: Jesse's not going to do anything because Aaron's going to

656
00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:58,759
be there, not blinking and stuff. Now, the other thing

657
00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:01,279
that I wanted to note in and Aaron seems like

658
00:33:01,319 --> 00:33:03,720
a nice guy, a bit of a home he's a

659
00:33:03,759 --> 00:33:05,880
home wrecker. He's a homewrecker. So we can make fun

660
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,559
of him not being able to blank. It's fine, I

661
00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:11,720
think he can blank. It's just that when he opens

662
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,440
his eyes back up, it looks like he got hit

663
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,359
with smelling salts.

664
00:33:14,519 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 6: But anyway, hold on, hold on, can you imagine that guy,

665
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,559
because we know his throwing ability.

666
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 2: You're running up the beach in Normandy.

667
00:33:21,839 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 6: With this mother effort, and he's got the grenade and

668
00:33:25,079 --> 00:33:26,759
he throws the grenade.

669
00:33:26,599 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 2: And it explodes, like, Hey, that exploded five feet in

670
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,480
front of us.

671
00:33:30,519 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 6: Man, you're supposed to throw it up in the hill

672
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,119
where the Nazis are.

673
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,599
Speaker 4: Okay. So the other thing that I picked up on

674
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:49,400
from this lunch is Jasmine telephoning. Zach's complete and total

675
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,880
inability to keep his fucking mouth shut. Okay, So Zach

676
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,839
is such a little bitch, such a little gossip bird,

677
00:33:56,279 --> 00:34:01,799
that he has to tease that there is something special

678
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:07,319
coming to Jasmine but not to It's like you, you

679
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,440
can't friends with these kinds of people, okay, because if you,

680
00:34:11,599 --> 00:34:14,679
if you have a real friendship, you know, you need

681
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,199
to be able to lean on them. You know, if

682
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,880
I if I lost my mind, right, let's say I

683
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,360
clipped a homeless person and by clipped, I mean ran

684
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,920
over their entire body with my prius. I could go

685
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,920
to Pat and I could go, hey, I need some

686
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,280
help with this. He wouldn't tell a soul, Zach. Zach

687
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,199
would call the freaking pigs.

688
00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, or he'd promised he wouldn't say anything, and

689
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,320
the next thing, you know, he's telling everybody. Yeah it.

690
00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:41,679
So one other piece of business that Zach did here,

691
00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:47,880
Michelle confronts Kristin Dowdy about telling Jesse about Jenna having

692
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:52,039
sex with Aaron, and for once, it wasn't Kristin. It was,

693
00:34:52,079 --> 00:34:55,320
in fact, legohead slash little dick.

694
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 5: Another reason why Zach is such a catty, little little

695
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,079
miamial is because he's very proud of that, you know,

696
00:35:03,199 --> 00:35:06,639
like he wants you to know that it was him,

697
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,320
that it's never been Kristin, that it's always been him,

698
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,280
and like you know, okay, Caddy, Miamia, I'll go.

699
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 4: For it, right, So everybody gets a diarrhea, well also

700
00:35:19,199 --> 00:35:21,400
real quick emotional diarrhea.

701
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,039
Speaker 5: Maybe they go because they know it's going to do

702
00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:26,519
two things. One get them drunk, so they'll have emotional

703
00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:29,960
diarrhea too. They're going there, so they will also have

704
00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:34,280
real diarrhea. So Skinny for Hawaii Boom.

705
00:35:35,599 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 6: I'll tell you nothing cleans out the body and shows

706
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,559
those abs like a day or two of food poisoning.

707
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:44,000
So you're referring to Nia exiting because this is just

708
00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:47,159
getting too intense. Once again, you signed up for a

709
00:35:47,199 --> 00:35:50,239
TV show. Yes, this is what happens. And then I believe,

710
00:35:51,519 --> 00:35:55,039
Oh no, Kristin leaves first, then Nia is to follow,

711
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,559
and then Jasmine says she misses fun Janet.

712
00:35:57,639 --> 00:35:59,599
Speaker 2: I don't remember fun Janet.

713
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 4: I never met her.

714
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never met her.

715
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 6: And I think she even says something Caddie like, don't

716
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:09,159
forget your lunch box. Kristen Janet is getting she's making

717
00:36:09,159 --> 00:36:12,079
a mistake in reality TV, which is it's fun to

718
00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:16,079
be the person that antagonizes but eventually you become the

719
00:36:16,159 --> 00:36:17,079
unlikable villain.

720
00:36:17,119 --> 00:36:19,159
Speaker 2: And I think that's what she's become here, Eve.

721
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 5: I agree, and even like the fun like that one

722
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,519
liner that was something like don't forget your to go

723
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,679
box goodbye. If that was said by a likable person,

724
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,760
that'd be on a sure, but it's it's not. It

725
00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:35,079
wasn't because she's become this like very unlikable sort of

726
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,079
even if she says things that I agree with, like Nia,

727
00:36:38,119 --> 00:36:40,519
why do you cry all the time? And it's fucking intense,

728
00:36:40,559 --> 00:36:41,960
you know, I think she's pregnant and hormonal.

729
00:36:42,039 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 4: So that's it's doctor evil, Ja, that's doctor evil.

730
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 5: He's doctor evil. And she's not even bald. Okay, I

731
00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:48,079
think she is.

732
00:36:48,119 --> 00:36:49,639
Speaker 4: I think it's a I think it's a true pet.

733
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 6: All right, let's get to field day, a day at

734
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,719
the park to release some aggression. Jenna's here and Michelle

735
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,679
isn't happy about that. I really think I'm as step

736
00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:03,199
here was having Shena come in. They should have really

737
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,159
featured Jenna more or a new couple.

738
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,199
Speaker 4: I love. I love that you bring that up, because

739
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,440
I don't know what's more pathetic Jenna buzzing in the

740
00:37:14,559 --> 00:37:17,719
orbit like a fucking dungfly to try to get on

741
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:23,079
the show. Or is Sheena standing in the corner like

742
00:37:23,119 --> 00:37:27,559
a fucking pistachio you dropped six months ago and now

743
00:37:27,559 --> 00:37:30,840
it's just it's turned into some kind of Cords type

744
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:35,320
of nightmare. It's crazy. I totally agree.

745
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 10: Why do we need Sena and Bronc on this show?

746
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:44,000
They have contributed and I mean this less than Benji,

747
00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:49,760
less than zero, less than Benji.

748
00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:57,639
Speaker 2: Well, uh, JACKX is sweating? Oh not at all.

749
00:37:58,119 --> 00:38:01,039
Speaker 6: Jacks shows up and he's sweating, and Zen thinks it's

750
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:04,840
because he went sunbathing. He's sweating because he brushed his

751
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,480
teeth with adderall this morning.

752
00:38:06,559 --> 00:38:08,679
Speaker 2: Zach, okay, oh my god.

753
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,519
Speaker 4: Yeah.

754
00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:12,039
Speaker 5: And then and then he poured out a few lines

755
00:38:12,079 --> 00:38:15,320
of cocaine, snorted those and came right over to film,

756
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,039
and that's why he's so sweaty.

757
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,039
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know that he snorted anything. I'm pretty

758
00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:23,159
sure that he's boofing at this point. But here's the thing.

759
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:29,719
When you see Jack's on, watch what happens a lot WWHL.

760
00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 2: One.

761
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 4: Andy Cohen eviscerated him. Okay, because I think Andy recognizes

762
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,159
that it's problematic for the network to have this kind

763
00:38:39,199 --> 00:38:43,320
of behavior. It's not quite doing a reality TV show

764
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:48,519
with Harvey Weinstein, but it's getting close to it. When

765
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:51,400
he asks Jack, you've been sober for how long? And

766
00:38:51,519 --> 00:38:55,599
Jack says two hundred days. You do not need a polygraph.

767
00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:03,320
I mean, it's amazing how just the nonverbal communication is crazy.

768
00:39:03,679 --> 00:39:04,119
He is.

769
00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:09,159
Speaker 3: Boothing cocaine all the time.

770
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 2: Case in point I want to do. Well.

771
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 6: Remember at the tail end of the episode, when well,

772
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,840
we'll get there, I was gonna say, when Britt doesn't

773
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,679
want to hang out with him? All right, they play

774
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,400
games who gives a shit, egg toss, tug of war. Later,

775
00:39:22,519 --> 00:39:25,719
Janet and Britt discuss divorce. She says, I don't know

776
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,199
who Jax is right now. He's who you married in

777
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:30,079
my opinion, but.

778
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,559
Speaker 5: Imact same person actually that he's been on our screens

779
00:39:34,679 --> 00:39:38,239
for thirty four seasons and to you probably the exact

780
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,400
same amount of time, and you not only chose to

781
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,920
marry him, but have a baby.

782
00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:42,519
Speaker 3: Yeah.

783
00:39:42,599 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 4: I mean, another shining example of Dax Taylor on WWHL.

784
00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:51,039
I mean, he was like very open that he was

785
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:54,559
disgusted by Brittany and did not want to have sex

786
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:57,679
with her, and he just he was just like openly

787
00:39:58,679 --> 00:40:00,400
being vulnerable that.

788
00:40:01,079 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I love this look. I don't want to

789
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,440
feel this way. I'm embarrassed by this, right, I don't

790
00:40:05,519 --> 00:40:09,360
want I don't want to think Britt is a fat Coyle, right,

791
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,599
I don't want to be that guy.

792
00:40:10,679 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I know he yeah, Oh wow.

793
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,639
Speaker 5: Yeah he cleared that list.

794
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, he he put his own hand on his

795
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:25,000
own chest and he cleared that list.

796
00:40:25,679 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 6: Let's clear the list, all right, anything else here, Nia

797
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,440
and Channet avoid each other. Let's get Kyle Chan's this

798
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,039
is real quick. I can handle this unless you guys

799
00:40:35,079 --> 00:40:35,440
have something.

800
00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, I got something.

801
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,079
Speaker 2: I got I got what you got to do?

802
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,519
Speaker 4: Hey, Luke, Hey Luke, I don't give a shit. If

803
00:40:42,599 --> 00:40:45,239
Kristen's got your geolocator, I don't give a shit. If

804
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:48,039
your grandma's dying of cancer, you're getting a four carrot

805
00:40:48,119 --> 00:40:52,960
ring for fourteen grand Okay, do not rush Kyle Chan. Okay.

806
00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:58,000
If he wants to do your zodiac real quick, pour

807
00:40:58,079 --> 00:41:00,599
a glass of pellegrino and sit down and do it

808
00:41:00,599 --> 00:41:02,599
with him. Don't give Kyle chan this.

809
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 6: Speed it up.

810
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 4: I got to get out of here.

811
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 5: I thought that Dylan was going to say, if he

812
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,920
wants to do you, I was going to say, yes,

813
00:41:09,039 --> 00:41:11,519
you've bend over Luke, and you say thank you very much,

814
00:41:11,559 --> 00:41:12,079
sir Kyle.

815
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, god, Gecko, my god.

816
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 2: Well yeah, the deal on the ring, of course.

817
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 6: But someone you know, watching after your gecko, that's that's

818
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,079
really nice. And then yes, Grammy is knocking on Heaven's

819
00:41:24,159 --> 00:41:27,320
door or hell, maybe she was a serial killer. Regardless,

820
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,719
she's not gonna be around much longer.

821
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 2: All right, moving on.

822
00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:34,519
Speaker 4: I bet it was tell that's a weird family. I know.

823
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always love it.

824
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 6: Like so I was like they assumed the person was

825
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,599
a good person, like, yeah, my dad, he's got he

826
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,639
doesn't have much time.

827
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,159
Speaker 2: Well, you know, he'll be at a better place. Well

828
00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:46,760
we don't know that. You don't know.

829
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 4: I mean, he could be in a much, much worse

830
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,400
place that stretches for all of eternity.

831
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 5: If you guys haven't, you should watch the More Attici

832
00:41:56,119 --> 00:41:59,639
on HBO. And they talked about this lady. She's a lovely,

833
00:41:59,639 --> 00:42:02,159
lovely woman and everybody that they go through it and

834
00:42:02,199 --> 00:42:03,760
they're like, oh my, I basically fell in love with

835
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,079
her when I saw her for the first time. She's

836
00:42:05,079 --> 00:42:09,199
the sweetest, most welcoming, most wonderful demon woman. Uh oh

837
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:09,880
you know canus?

838
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 2: Is this a doc?

839
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:11,639
Speaker 5: A doc?

840
00:42:12,159 --> 00:42:12,519
Speaker 2: Okay?

841
00:42:12,639 --> 00:42:15,079
Speaker 6: Is this the one that had homeless people live at

842
00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:18,079
her place and then she took their Social Security money?

843
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,039
Speaker 5: No, it isn't so fun.

844
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 4: Don't tell Patty about a doc.

845
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 2: How is it episodes?

846
00:42:24,119 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 5: It's three episodes and it is about a guy that

847
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,639
was cremating bodies and also doing bad, bad things, and

848
00:42:29,679 --> 00:42:31,519
there's murder and there's bad.

849
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,679
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how have I not heard of this?

850
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,159
Speaker 4: Yeah?

851
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 6: It's I got a date with the mortician tonight after

852
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,880
I wrapped this podcast, right, Janet and Jason saving.

853
00:42:41,599 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 4: You've seen a tone of interest yet?

854
00:42:44,199 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 2: No, yes, I have, I saw twice.

855
00:42:47,199 --> 00:42:49,079
Speaker 4: Oh yeah you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah you did.

856
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:49,599
Speaker 6: Well.

857
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: That movie is crazy cool.

858
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 6: I mean, because they could have just did it like,

859
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,280
I don't know, like a story, but he gets all

860
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,679
like kind of psychedelic with it.

861
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 2: Too cool.

862
00:43:01,039 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 4: It's a very very beautiful film.

863
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 2: Very powerful. Yeah, Zach is pretty sure, there's gonna be sorry.

864
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 4: I just wanted to go through your point your cinematic

865
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,920
homework that we've been working Oh sure five years?

866
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:15,559
Speaker 5: Yeah?

867
00:43:15,639 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 2: Yeah?

868
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay. Oh, Jack's and Britt's lunch date. Britt

869
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,320
is nowhere to be found. Apparently Jack's was drinking and

870
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,480
hanging out with girls the night before, and she calls

871
00:43:28,599 --> 00:43:31,320
him vile and says she's not coming now, Dyll, this

872
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,159
is and Ruby you mentioned this last week. This is

873
00:43:33,159 --> 00:43:36,199
where we can get into math on the calendar where

874
00:43:36,679 --> 00:43:38,679
he alleged that he'd been sober for two hundred and

875
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,559
forty days or whatever, and watch what Happens Live. You

876
00:43:41,599 --> 00:43:45,239
can actually go back when they were filming during this

877
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,119
time period and if she is, in fact, if he was,

878
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:53,199
he doesn't deny it. Night No, okay, No, you lied

879
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:54,960
to Andy. You can't lie to Andy.

880
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 4: He says. Well, I mean people lie to Andy all

881
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,440
the time. I mean Teresa DJs lied. I mean everything

882
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:06,039
she's ever told Andy is a lie pretty much. But yeah,

883
00:44:06,119 --> 00:44:10,159
so he he says, I was home by eleven, which

884
00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:13,400
really means eleven thirty, which means that you left at

885
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:19,239
eleven fifteen and you're forty five years old and you

886
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,719
just got out of rehab and you haven't seen your son.

887
00:44:22,519 --> 00:44:27,719
So hi, huh, all right, and you didn't deny.

888
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 2: It, so.

889
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,199
Speaker 4: Can I get it to go? Cup? Please?

890
00:44:32,679 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 6: He's always very polite to the staff. All right, the

891
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,719
group had to Hawaii. They discussed pineapple as code for swinging.

892
00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:47,000
Also pineapple famously by who's that really fat rapper, like unhealthily.

893
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,679
Speaker 2: Unhealthy chubby Rick Ross.

894
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 6: Rick Ross, Yeah, he had he had a song about

895
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,800
pineapple making your couchie taste better.

896
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, yeah, it's a it's a common.

897
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 5: Teresa Judice also has a bit about that after she

898
00:45:02,079 --> 00:45:03,079
starts dating Louis.

899
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:04,599
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, is that right.

900
00:45:05,159 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a common piece of knowledge that if you

901
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:13,119
ingust a lot of pineapple, everything never will taste better.

902
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,559
Speaker 5: You know, vagina fluids taste better. Wow, that's what they say.

903
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, vagina rosted. Yeah, your potato water, anything that comes

904
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,639
out of you down there will taste better better. Yeah.

905
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 6: Well, we get to the hotel, Zach and Benji randomly

906
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,199
get upgraded to that presidential suite, and I was wondering,

907
00:45:32,559 --> 00:45:34,880
I wonder if any presidents have ever stayed to presidential

908
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:39,880
suite anyway, the rooms are connected. Aaron and Michelle discuss Jesse, and.

909
00:45:40,039 --> 00:45:45,679
Speaker 4: We really quickly talk about Benji not giving Benji and

910
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,280
what's Benji's boyfriend?

911
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,079
Speaker 5: Zach Zach he was okay, so I had a lot

912
00:45:51,119 --> 00:45:53,320
to say about this, very very wary when you go

913
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,199
to especially big, big, big resorts like this type of place,

914
00:45:56,199 --> 00:46:00,000
when you're in a tourist location, upgrade to presidential suite

915
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,760
doesn't always mean upgrade, So in this case, it meant

916
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,920
that they each had very nice suites before. Now they

917
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:10,199
were in the same apartment. So Jesse actually got a downgrade.

918
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,239
And these two who want to have fucking loud gay

919
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,960
sex all the time, they can't. Now they have to

920
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,400
have quiet gay sex. Well, they're concussing each other in

921
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,719
the shower and Jesse's walking around with his flaccid little peepee,

922
00:46:20,559 --> 00:46:23,320
so wary of that. I agreed with Zach. I don't

923
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,360
think if he goes over to Luke and he says like, hey,

924
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,039
do you want this, I think christ would.

925
00:46:27,079 --> 00:46:27,599
Speaker 2: Be so weird.

926
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 4: Got to completely blow the whole thing.

927
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:30,639
Speaker 2: I might.

928
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,639
Speaker 6: On our next aps, share the story of where my

929
00:46:33,679 --> 00:46:35,559
wife and I one time went on a trip with

930
00:46:35,679 --> 00:46:41,760
multiple couples up to Napa Valley, and this particular couple

931
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,519
insisted upon having the master bedroom at the AIRBNP and

932
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,079
proceeded to make everything about them for three days.

933
00:46:49,559 --> 00:46:51,079
Speaker 2: My wife hated them.

934
00:46:51,159 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we talked about it. If you booth did yeah,

935
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,760
if you booked the trip, you get the biggest room.

936
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,519
Speaker 2: That's right. If you front the money, you get the room.

937
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,519
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, Zach would have completely blown the whole weekend.

938
00:47:02,599 --> 00:47:05,440
And I know the fans have missed this kind of uh,

939
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this illusion, but it reminds me a little bit of

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an Entourage episode. Oh where in the contract for Aquaman

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has not come through yet from the studio and he

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has to tell Turtle and Johnny Drama that they've got

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a real spending back in And so at lunch, Johnny

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Drama says that he doesn't need new calves, and Turtle

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says that he can downgrade to a fifty inch TV,

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and immediately Vince knows what's going on.

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Speaker 3: It's just like that.

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Speaker 2: I wonder how Doug, the creator of that show, is doing.

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Speaker 6: I am solely responsible for imploding his podcast Ruby. I

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got to get back in the game of destroying podcasts.

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I had quite a good run.

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Speaker 5: Here's what you've You've built enough up. I think it's

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time for you to start fucking taking some down.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, all right, all right, So where are we?

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We're on Cabana time.

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Speaker 2: Jason and Danny squashed the moratorium?

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Speaker 4: Is it? Emily Raja, Koshkna.

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Speaker 2: Doug, Kelly Osborne, Kelly.

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Speaker 4: Osborne and Kevin.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, oh that the list is endless.

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Speaker 5: Wow Okay, yeah, see it's time to build more Pats.

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Speaker 6: Who was that one that looked like an ant that

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was on The Bachelor Victoria?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Also pit bulls mister worldwide. And if you're if you're

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not familiar with what Pat does, Pat has behind the paywalls,

967
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very very frost gracious, voracious set of fans, not the

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little Patties. And what Pat will do is asked the

969
00:48:45,559 --> 00:48:48,280
little Patties to go to the review section, leave five

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stars and say something like Pat wants to speak to

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you or something ominous and vague. Now, I've seen it

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00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,559
happen numerous times, and if you it's a little bit

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like seeing a cupboard open in front of you, you go,

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I need to move. It's a little bit like that,

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and you go, I don't need to do.

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, well I got to get back in that game.

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Speaker 6: So here's a tease, all right, Copana time, Jason and

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Danny squashed their beef for the eleventh time, so stupid,

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and they decide in the pool to be peacemakers for

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the rest of the group.

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Speaker 4: Can I say something really quickly and I listen. I

982
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don't want to speak in this kind of antiquated language.

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You know, we're trying to get better than this. But

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Jason is a bitch.

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Speaker 2: Jason's a bitch. I mean, I mean, come on, guy,

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he's being controlled. I feel bad for the man.

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Speaker 5: No, So this is what I have to say when

988
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you and I need to be wary of this because

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the dynamic in my relationship is a little similar to this.

990
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Janet is a fucking monster. Often have to be with

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really gentle people because otherwise they'll just be really monstrous

992
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if they're with anybody who possesses monster qualities. What they

993
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also have to be with is a person who says

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in private, you're being a fucking monster. Yeah, and I

995
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don't ever done that to her, And that's where we're wrong,

996
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like him trying to be like he we would never

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not invite you, and she was like, no, we would

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have fucking killed them.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was crazy. I mean, the only thing

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I will say about that is that Nia said that

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she wouldn't have invited them either. But the fact that

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Janet is just so brazenly doctor evil is just it's

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bonkers to me that you can be so brazenly doctor evil.

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Speaker 5: She misses the mark. I think she thinks this is

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going to land like La La did on the first

1006
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like two seasons or something or whatever, and it's so

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missing the mark that that's what I think is happening.

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Speaker 4: Now, that's what Yeah, that's what you think.

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Speaker 2: I totally agree. Yeah, she's coming off very unlikable.

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Speaker 6: Well, we end the last three minutes with Jesse just

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spiraling out of control about whether or not Aaron was

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having sex with his wife while he was still married

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to her.

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Speaker 7: Interesting editing, liars, very interesting editing. So Benji and Zach

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are in the shower and he starts pacing around thinking

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about how Michelle was banging honeypee.

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Speaker 4: Okay, anyways, like we mentioned, they tease the tease. So

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the credits start rolling and I'm thinking, where's this conversation

1019
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:40,000
and then I'm thinking, oh, they did it again.

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Speaker 5: They lied.

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Speaker 3: Get in the.

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Speaker 4: Comments, let us know what you thought about the episode.

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Let us know who Pat's next victim should be. Join

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us at patreon dot com. Slash another podcast network if

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you want to get in those comments. Spotify is also

1026
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a great place to comment. We would love to hear

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from you guys in all of the places. Five stars,

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kind words. We love you very much. I'm Dylan saying

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by rubies y goodbye.

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Speaker 6: Bye bye, pat later dudes, Oh my god, who needs

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life Coach Scott when you have a company like Ruller

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convenient and accessible for millions of people. However, critical challenges

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ad apocket costs still keep many from getting the care

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that they need.

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Speaker 2: Do you hear this, daddy?

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