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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga, Shark Media, outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm Johnny Mack. Welcome to the Week three Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Survivor Elimination Show. Every week you go to the Facebook group,

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<v Speaker 1>which is Daily Comedy News podcast group, You write down

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<v Speaker 1>one name of one comedian and they are eliminated from

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<v Speaker 1>the game. As we entered Week three, still in the game,

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<v Speaker 1>Jay Leno, Joe Coy, Jim Gaffigan, Nicki Glazer, Seth Myers,

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, OT's go At, Katska, Sebastian Manascalco,

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<v Speaker 1>Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Krascher.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll now tally the votes. Cheryl votes for Joe Coy

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<v Speaker 1>and votes for Leslie Jones. Nicole votes for Joe Cooy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's two votes for Joe Cooy. Heather votes for Joe Cooy,

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<v Speaker 1>three votes for Joe Cooy, Mary votes for Leslie Jones.

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<v Speaker 1>That's three votes Joe Cooy, two votes Leslie Jones. Mike

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<v Speaker 1>votes for Tignataro, Rob votes for Jay Leno, Lee votes

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<v Speaker 1>for Tignataro three votes, Joe Coy two votes Tignataro two votes,

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie Jones. Dylan votes for Tignataro three votes Tignataro three votes,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Cooy two votes Leslie Jones, Dan votes for Joe Coy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's four votes for Joe Cooy. Marty votes for Joe Koy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's five votes for Joe Cooy. Gary votes for Joe Cooy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's six votes for Joe Koy. Andrea votes for Tignataro,

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<v Speaker 1>Von votes for Otsco and Katska, and Aaron has voted

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<v Speaker 1>for Joe Coy. The audience has made it clear. The

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<v Speaker 1>Swifties have spoken. Joe Coy has been eliminated. We'll take

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<v Speaker 1>the break and we'll come back and talk about this

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<v Speaker 1>not so shocking results. Well, obviously, the audience finds Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Cooy as funny as Taylor Swift does. Now, you may

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<v Speaker 1>remember one time Joe Coy hosted the Golden Globes and

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<v Speaker 1>told a horrible, mean joke about Taylor Swift, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know I'm gonna play it. I'm even gonna play the

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<v Speaker 1>long version. As you know, we came on after a

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<v Speaker 1>football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes and

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL. On the Golden Globes we have fewer camera

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<v Speaker 1>shots of Taylor Swift. I swear it was just where

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<v Speaker 1>to go to Sorry about that. This was not close.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Coy runaway first blowout of the game. Seems like

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<v Speaker 1>we had some block voters too, The AI points out

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie Jones quietly endangered two votes again, Jay Leno hanging

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<v Speaker 1>around getting deep into the game. The AI says the

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<v Speaker 1>game has now clearly moved into coalition voting. Voters have

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<v Speaker 1>learned you don't need everyone, you just need enough people

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<v Speaker 1>with the same reason and momentum beats fairness. Next week

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<v Speaker 1>will not be about legacy or talent. It will be

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<v Speaker 1>about who feels easiest to agree on AI analysis who's

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<v Speaker 1>in trouble next week. They think tig Nataro three votes

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<v Speaker 1>is real momentum. Once someone becomes the backup target, they

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<v Speaker 1>often become the main one. Leslie Jones in trouble, lurking

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<v Speaker 1>threat Jay Leno. The AI says he's being safe for

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<v Speaker 1>a big vote, but big votes eventually happened, and the

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<v Speaker 1>dark horse AT's go at Conska still looking safe to

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<v Speaker 1>the AI. Jim Gaffigan, John Malaney, Nikki Glazer, Kevin Hart,

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah Silverman, Ron White, and Sebastian Maniscalco no votes and

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<v Speaker 1>no discussion about any of them. So what you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do to vote this week? As we had in

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<v Speaker 1>a week four? You go to the Facebook group, which

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<v Speaker 1>is Daily Comedy News Podcast group. There'll be a cartoon

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<v Speaker 1>image of me extinguishing Joe Torch, and you will vote

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<v Speaker 1>for one of the players still in the game. They

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<v Speaker 1>are Jay Leno, Jim Gaffigan, Nikki Glazer, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart,

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<v Speaker 1>John Mulaney, Osco, At Kotzka, Sebastian Manascalco, Tig Nataro Saras Silverman,

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<v Speaker 1>Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Krascher. I think this

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<v Speaker 1>is going to get fun in a couple weeks. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a couple people that I think will go soon. But

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<v Speaker 1>then when they're all gone, it's gonna be the oh,

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<v Speaker 1>which of these people that have no votes so far

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<v Speaker 1>in the game, which one of those people go? So

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<v Speaker 1>remember simple rules, Write down one name, Please be clear,

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<v Speaker 1>like even make it easy on me, and go like,

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<v Speaker 1>my vote is Joe Schmo. I do have the AI

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<v Speaker 1>check my work. Remember you're voting someone off, So saying

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big fan of Joe Schmo that's not a

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<v Speaker 1>vote off, one vote per person. Facebook group, Daily Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>News podcast group. Go vote back in the morning with

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<v Speaker 1>an normal episode. This is fun.