Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology with letchit Taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I hate to uh break the narrative of
Speaker 2: the white van, which if go ahead in case.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows what the white van means.
Speaker 2: It's a and again no disrespect sorry to Craftspin and
Speaker 2: trades people out there driving around in white vans right now.
Speaker 2: There's plenty of legit white vans and drivers and.
Speaker 3: A lot of them listen to the show and painters
Speaker 3: we know we was Remember what I saw one of
Speaker 3: the gas station that had the side door with chained
Speaker 3: and master locked to the front door so it couldn't
Speaker 3: be open. It's just get going gone. Actually I did
Speaker 3: an Instagram post of it and somebody said, that's my
Speaker 3: friend's van.
Speaker 2: I forgot well, breaking the stereotype of the typical white van.
Speaker 2: This one is white, and it was beat up, and
Speaker 2: it was a work van, but it was modified to
Speaker 2: accommodate cooking oil which was being stolen to the tune
Speaker 2: of one hundred and thirty gallons worth from BEEFO Brady's
Speaker 2: in Claremont.
Speaker 3: Oh right here local Huh, white beat up.
Speaker 2: Cooking oil van.
Speaker 3: What does this thing smell like in traffic if you're
Speaker 3: behind one? Does it just smell like a frar?
Speaker 2: I suppose it depends probably on if it's new or
Speaker 2: used cooking oil?
Speaker 3: Okay, And second question, how did befo Brady's not right
Speaker 3: out of the gate, notice that they've been having cooked
Speaker 3: can stole from him that long that it was up
Speaker 3: to one hundred and whatever gallons.
Speaker 2: It doesn't say over the time period. Sounds like this
Speaker 2: guy got this in one fell swoop. Where do you
Speaker 2: store it into the oil van? Look it's modified to
Speaker 2: they's got some suction unit in there.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Looks it looks like he's converted like a carpet cleaning
Speaker 2: van to accommodate.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what they did. They do it just
Speaker 3: like they do at the gas stations where you park
Speaker 3: said vehicle. I've watched what was that. It was a
Speaker 3: huge container inside of it NCIS Los Angeles. Remember they
Speaker 3: park the van or whatever right over the gas station,
Speaker 3: right over the big circular the vand hole cover and
Speaker 3: just start sucking gallons up. Same kind of deal with this.
Speaker 3: But he's just sucking it right out of the beef.
Speaker 3: I bradies, what.
Speaker 2: Level of desperation have you sunk to that you're stealing
Speaker 2: cooking well from restaurant.
Speaker 3: That's a pretty pretty desperate move. No, I'm thinking that's
Speaker 3: a pretty elaborate setup. He's got the he could be
Speaker 3: a hit in every restaurant. Hey, people out in clarimon On,
Speaker 3: any of you restaurants out there, check your oil, oil
Speaker 3: vats or oil tanks, because I have a feeling he's
Speaker 3: hit a few others. So they busted him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. For those of you who frequent TikTok, you know
Speaker 2: there's all sorts of claims on TikTok, please refrain from
Speaker 2: experimenting with this one note. Rubbing garlic on your face
Speaker 2: does not cure acne.
Speaker 3: Stay too.
Speaker 1: I just rubbed some so it's a bit flat off.
Speaker 3: This morning, it wasn't as red, but the lupsis there.
Speaker 2: Not only does it not help with acne, but skincare
Speaker 2: experts claim it can also cause irritation and chemical burns.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and it can make you stink.
Speaker 2: And if you were considering using garlic on your face
Speaker 2: because of TikTok, don't use garlic, sandpaper, sandpaper, wool, or just.
Speaker 3: Bust in the tide pot squirt a little. Yes, Why
Speaker 3: are three people so stupid?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you just google? Right?
Speaker 3: Look, if you're happen to be a little TikToker that
Speaker 3: might be listening. I'm gonna try this trek. Just google
Speaker 3: it first, at least because I could tell you that
Speaker 3: putting garlicun your face is gonna burn it. Somebody said,
Speaker 3: why would beef a Bradies even care? You know, like
Speaker 3: that they're taking the oil, but I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's that used oil. I don't know if restaurants get
Speaker 3: money for that used oil.
Speaker 2: I know it's not cheap. And see did they steal
Speaker 2: it from the biodiesel? Right? Is that why that's getting stolen?
Speaker 3: I would imagine that or a really cheap restaurant tour
Speaker 3: wants to.
Speaker 2: I know the.
Speaker 3: Friars are a little low, let me top them off.
Speaker 3: Ripping off beefs.
Speaker 2: All right to anyone who's ever gotten down and dirty
Speaker 2: in the back seat of a vehicle, fine tradition. Philadelphia
Speaker 2: police responded to rather unusual and turned out to be
Speaker 2: awkward incidents on yesterday morning.
Speaker 3: See this is why Delta Dave had a VW bus.
Speaker 3: You didn't have to deal with back seat. I had
Speaker 3: the love wagon that folded into a full bed. This
Speaker 3: couple was, uh, we were romantic in the back of.
Speaker 2: An suv getting it on about four forty five in
Speaker 2: the morning yesterday when one of the two inadvertently hit
Speaker 2: the gear shift. I guess it rolled and kicked it
Speaker 2: in the neutral and it rolled right into the Shoekill River,
Speaker 2: completely submerging the vehicle. I have some video footage of
Speaker 2: this on our Facebook page and the Lynching Taco blog
Speaker 2: at WJR dot com. To see the headlights and the
Speaker 2: tail lights lit up underwater. They were able to swim
Speaker 2: to safety.
Speaker 3: So they got the windows down before.
Speaker 2: They probably had to be at least cracked to let
Speaker 2: some of the steaminess out.
Speaker 3: I had a situation like this, and I told you
Speaker 3: about it. Probably they were literally watching the submarine races.
Speaker 3: Fifteen plus years ago. I told you about it, will say,
Speaker 3: almost twenty years ago, when I was in high school
Speaker 3: in my parents' oldsmobile and on the side of a
Speaker 3: road in Lake Mary, near where this girl that I
Speaker 3: was dating lived, and pouring down rain gnarly night. I
Speaker 3: don't know the area that well, and I have the
Speaker 3: oldmobile parked like this on the side of the road,
Speaker 3: and right next to it is a ditch, and well,
Speaker 3: it's pouring so much that the car, I guess with
Speaker 3: the movement of the car, the back end fell into
Speaker 3: the ditch. So look the cars like this. I've got
Speaker 3: to get out. And now I've got to go talk
Speaker 3: to the homeowner and say, hey, my car slid into
Speaker 3: the ditch. Do you think whatever. He actually helped me
Speaker 3: get it out of the ditch in the pouring rain.
Speaker 3: But when I first approached the door almost shot me.
Speaker 3: That's a whole other story. This happened present day. That
Speaker 3: more likely would have been the case, I would.
Speaker 2: Have been dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and my poor date would have to watch it.
Speaker 2: So did you and the homeowner get the car? We
Speaker 2: got the car out. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We told her. We say, look, here's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 3: You just go really slow. Keep those wheels, you know,
Speaker 3: just like keep the wheel straight like you do on
Speaker 3: the beach.
Speaker 2: And uh, if you are going to take a look
Speaker 2: at that on our Facebook page, take a look as well.
Speaker 2: I have this too, Liquid Death and Yetti teaming up.
Speaker 2: They're auctioning off a one of a kind casket cooler
Speaker 2: just in Tide for Halloween season. Holds three hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty eight twelve ounce cans. I thought it was to
Speaker 2: bury you, dude, it's it is. Take a look at
Speaker 2: this things cooler. Pretty bad.
Speaker 3: Somebody said used cooking oil is used like oil for
Speaker 3: heating systems. Pat, Oh, that would suck if you were
Speaker 3: at your house, you know, when you turn the heat
Speaker 3: on after after all summer, like French fries. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: smells so bad.
Speaker 2: Now it's like, is somebody making Monsterarella sticks? You recycle
Speaker 2: the oil? All right?
Speaker 3: Let me look at this casket.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool. The opening bit is fifteen hundred dollars exactly.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, everything's overpriced.
Speaker 2: If you do end up winning it, it says.
Speaker 3: The Liquid Death though, they are pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Chance to trade it in for two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars instead three hundred and seventy eight twelve ounce
Speaker 2: cans of you. They would prefer to be liquid death.
Speaker 2: But so want that much water. And it's Halloween. You
Speaker 2: people come by and you got a coffin full of liquid.
Speaker 2: You think they'll want water. You want to beer flavored water,
Speaker 2: So come on now, j R. R