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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology with letchit Taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right? Hey, you have about

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes left to throw a vote in for you

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<v Speaker 2>say we play at jar facebook page if you have

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<v Speaker 2>not voted yet three Metallica songs. Await one with the

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<v Speaker 2>most votes, we will play at nine as dictated by

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<v Speaker 2>your votes, and then randomly pick one of you to

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<v Speaker 2>win corn tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>So get that vote in jr Our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, I hate to uh break the narrative of

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<v Speaker 2>the white van, which if go ahead in case.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody knows what the white van means.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a and again no disrespect sorry to Craftspin and

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<v Speaker 2>trades people out there driving around in white vans right now.

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<v Speaker 2>There's plenty of legit white vans and drivers and.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of them listen to the show and painters

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<v Speaker 3>we know we was Remember what I saw one of

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<v Speaker 3>the gas station that had the side door with chained

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<v Speaker 3>and master locked to the front door so it couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>be open. It's just get going gone. Actually I did

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<v Speaker 3>an Instagram post of it and somebody said, that's my

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<v Speaker 3>friend's van.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot well, breaking the stereotype of the typical white van.

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<v Speaker 2>This one is white, and it was beat up, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was a work van, but it was modified to

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<v Speaker 2>accommodate cooking oil which was being stolen to the tune

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<v Speaker 2>of one hundred and thirty gallons worth from BEEFO Brady's

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<v Speaker 2>in Claremont.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right here local Huh, white beat up.

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<v Speaker 2>Cooking oil van.

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<v Speaker 3>What does this thing smell like in traffic if you're

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<v Speaker 3>behind one? Does it just smell like a frar?

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose it depends probably on if it's new or

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<v Speaker 2>used cooking oil?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, And second question, how did befo Brady's not right

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<v Speaker 3>out of the gate, notice that they've been having cooked

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<v Speaker 3>can stole from him that long that it was up

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<v Speaker 3>to one hundred and whatever gallons.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't say over the time period. Sounds like this

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<v Speaker 2>guy got this in one fell swoop. Where do you

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<v Speaker 2>store it into the oil van? Look it's modified to

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<v Speaker 2>they's got some suction unit in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Looks it looks like he's converted like a carpet cleaning

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<v Speaker 2>van to accommodate.

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<v Speaker 3>I know exactly what they did. They do it just

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<v Speaker 3>like they do at the gas stations where you park

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<v Speaker 3>said vehicle. I've watched what was that. It was a

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<v Speaker 3>huge container inside of it NCIS Los Angeles. Remember they

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<v Speaker 3>park the van or whatever right over the gas station,

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<v Speaker 3>right over the big circular the vand hole cover and

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<v Speaker 3>just start sucking gallons up. Same kind of deal with this.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's just sucking it right out of the beef.

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<v Speaker 3>I bradies, what.

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<v Speaker 2>Level of desperation have you sunk to that you're stealing

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<v Speaker 2>cooking well from restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a pretty pretty desperate move. No, I'm thinking that's

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<v Speaker 3>a pretty elaborate setup. He's got the he could be

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<v Speaker 3>a hit in every restaurant. Hey, people out in clarimon On,

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<v Speaker 3>any of you restaurants out there, check your oil, oil

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<v Speaker 3>vats or oil tanks, because I have a feeling he's

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<v Speaker 3>hit a few others. So they busted him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. For those of you who frequent TikTok, you know

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<v Speaker 2>there's all sorts of claims on TikTok, please refrain from

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<v Speaker 2>experimenting with this one note. Rubbing garlic on your face

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<v Speaker 2>does not cure acne.

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<v Speaker 3>Stay too.

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<v Speaker 1>I just rubbed some so it's a bit flat off.

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<v Speaker 3>This morning, it wasn't as red, but the lupsis there.

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<v Speaker 2>Not only does it not help with acne, but skincare

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<v Speaker 2>experts claim it can also cause irritation and chemical burns.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, and it can make you stink.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you were considering using garlic on your face

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<v Speaker 2>because of TikTok, don't use garlic, sandpaper, sandpaper, wool, or just.

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<v Speaker 3>Bust in the tide pot squirt a little. Yes, Why

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<v Speaker 3>are three people so stupid?

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't you just google? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Look, if you're happen to be a little TikToker that

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<v Speaker 3>might be listening. I'm gonna try this trek. Just google

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<v Speaker 3>it first, at least because I could tell you that

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<v Speaker 3>putting garlicun your face is gonna burn it. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 3>why would beef a Bradies even care? You know, like

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<v Speaker 3>that they're taking the oil, but I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>it's that used oil. I don't know if restaurants get

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<v Speaker 3>money for that used oil.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's not cheap. And see did they steal

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<v Speaker 2>it from the biodiesel? Right? Is that why that's getting stolen?

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<v Speaker 3>I would imagine that or a really cheap restaurant tour

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<v Speaker 3>wants to.

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<v Speaker 2>I know the.

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<v Speaker 3>Friars are a little low, let me top them off.

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<v Speaker 3>Ripping off beefs.

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<v Speaker 2>All right to anyone who's ever gotten down and dirty

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<v Speaker 2>in the back seat of a vehicle, fine tradition. Philadelphia

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<v Speaker 2>police responded to rather unusual and turned out to be

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<v Speaker 2>awkward incidents on yesterday morning.

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<v Speaker 3>See this is why Delta Dave had a VW bus.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't have to deal with back seat. I had

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<v Speaker 3>the love wagon that folded into a full bed. This

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<v Speaker 3>couple was, uh, we were romantic in the back of.

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<v Speaker 2>An suv getting it on about four forty five in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning yesterday when one of the two inadvertently hit

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<v Speaker 2>the gear shift. I guess it rolled and kicked it

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<v Speaker 2>in the neutral and it rolled right into the Shoekill River,

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<v Speaker 2>completely submerging the vehicle. I have some video footage of

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<v Speaker 2>this on our Facebook page and the Lynching Taco blog

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<v Speaker 2>at WJR dot com. To see the headlights and the

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<v Speaker 2>tail lights lit up underwater. They were able to swim

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<v Speaker 2>to safety.

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<v Speaker 3>So they got the windows down before.

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<v Speaker 2>They probably had to be at least cracked to let

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<v Speaker 2>some of the steaminess out.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a situation like this, and I told you

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<v Speaker 3>about it. Probably they were literally watching the submarine races.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifteen plus years ago. I told you about it, will say,

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<v Speaker 3>almost twenty years ago, when I was in high school

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<v Speaker 3>in my parents' oldsmobile and on the side of a

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<v Speaker 3>road in Lake Mary, near where this girl that I

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<v Speaker 3>was dating lived, and pouring down rain gnarly night. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know the area that well, and I have the

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<v Speaker 3>oldmobile parked like this on the side of the road,

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<v Speaker 3>and right next to it is a ditch, and well,

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<v Speaker 3>it's pouring so much that the car, I guess with

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<v Speaker 3>the movement of the car, the back end fell into

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<v Speaker 3>the ditch. So look the cars like this. I've got

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<v Speaker 3>to get out. And now I've got to go talk

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<v Speaker 3>to the homeowner and say, hey, my car slid into

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<v Speaker 3>the ditch. Do you think whatever. He actually helped me

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<v Speaker 3>get it out of the ditch in the pouring rain.

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<v Speaker 3>But when I first approached the door almost shot me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a whole other story. This happened present day. That

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<v Speaker 3>more likely would have been the case, I would.

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<v Speaker 2>Have been dead.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and my poor date would have to watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you and the homeowner get the car? We

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<v Speaker 2>got the car out. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We told her. We say, look, here's what you're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 3>You just go really slow. Keep those wheels, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>just like keep the wheel straight like you do on

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<v Speaker 3>the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, if you are going to take a look

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<v Speaker 2>at that on our Facebook page, take a look as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I have this too, Liquid Death and Yetti teaming up.

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<v Speaker 2>They're auctioning off a one of a kind casket cooler

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<v Speaker 2>just in Tide for Halloween season. Holds three hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eight twelve ounce cans. I thought it was to

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<v Speaker 2>bury you, dude, it's it is. Take a look at

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<v Speaker 2>this things cooler. Pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said used cooking oil is used like oil for

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<v Speaker 3>heating systems. Pat, Oh, that would suck if you were

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<v Speaker 3>at your house, you know, when you turn the heat

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<v Speaker 3>on after after all summer, like French fries. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 3>smells so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's like, is somebody making Monsterarella sticks? You recycle

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<v Speaker 2>the oil? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me look at this casket.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty cool. The opening bit is fifteen hundred dollars exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>It's yeah, everything's overpriced.

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<v Speaker 2>If you do end up winning it, it says.

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<v Speaker 3>The Liquid Death though, they are pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Chance to trade it in for two hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars instead three hundred and seventy eight twelve ounce

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<v Speaker 2>cans of you. They would prefer to be liquid death.

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<v Speaker 2>But so want that much water. And it's Halloween. You

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<v Speaker 2>people come by and you got a coffin full of liquid.

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<v Speaker 2>You think they'll want water. You want to beer flavored water,

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<v Speaker 2>So come on now, j R. R