WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.279 That widow kid Nick Door is really a fool to 2 00:00:03.439 --> 00:00:05.799 check that big pie in the wind to cool. 3 00:00:06.559 --> 00:00:08.080 I tell you he gonna mission. 4 00:00:08.160 --> 00:00:10.880 I tell you by George, And you won't know what 5 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:13.080 your mission if you don't see nord. 6 00:00:17.480 --> 00:00:18.960 Radscribe from Hollywood. 7 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:22.839 Norge Division at pork Warner, manufacturers of America's most modern 8 00:00:22.879 --> 00:00:26.399 automatic and conventional washers, gas and electric ranges and water 9 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:31.640 heaters originators, and world's largest manufacturers of self defrosting refrigerators. 10 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:53.960 Norge presents The Red Skelton Show with Red Skelton, David 11 00:00:54.039 --> 00:00:56.679 Rosney's Orchestral Marine Cattle, Pat McKee and Dick Ryan, and 12 00:00:56.719 --> 00:01:10.439 the Smith Twins will be me Rod O'Connor now the 13 00:01:10.480 --> 00:01:23.159 star of our program, Red Skelton, Thank you. 14 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:25.840 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Hi you Rod Hi. You 15 00:01:25.879 --> 00:01:27.560 notice they all start out the same way. 16 00:01:28.640 --> 00:01:30.560 Hey, Red, Those are some terrific pictures of you and 17 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:33.079 Georgia and Richard and Valentina in this week's copy of 18 00:01:33.079 --> 00:01:36.000 Look Magazine. Yeah, the next two issues of Look Magazine 19 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:37.840 are all about me. Of course they did have to 20 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:39.319 put Marilyn Monroe on the cover. 21 00:01:40.280 --> 00:01:41.760 Well, what's wrong with you? 22 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:43.079 I got a bone to pick with you. 23 00:01:43.040 --> 00:01:44.959 Good if there's any meat on, if there's nothing like 24 00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:46.400 good materials. 25 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:50.040 You're right, And I think we should have left that 26 00:01:50.120 --> 00:01:52.799 joke in. What joke? One of them over are so 27 00:01:52.879 --> 00:01:53.640 good at rehearsal? 28 00:01:54.439 --> 00:01:55.319 Or you mean your joke? 29 00:01:55.879 --> 00:01:57.719 Yeah? Why did you delete it? Well? 30 00:01:57.760 --> 00:01:59.959 I have to admit that I am hot with my alibum. 31 00:02:03.879 --> 00:02:06.200 Why you're afraid I'll get a laugh? 32 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:10.479 I wish you hadn't said that ride. Why it's the truth? 33 00:02:14.840 --> 00:02:16.759 You know, comedians and other shows let there announce, just 34 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:17.120 get away. 35 00:02:17.199 --> 00:02:18.240 Yeah, you know what happens. 36 00:02:18.319 --> 00:02:22.120 The networks are now looking for the commercials in their comedians. 37 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:26.120 You know have do you notice what happens the radio? 38 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:28.759 A bandleader or a singer gets a laugh one week 39 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:30.599 and the next week they got their own show. 40 00:02:36.280 --> 00:02:37.560 That the world wants to laugh. 41 00:02:37.759 --> 00:02:39.840 Yeah, it'd be all right if it just left off there. 42 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:41.639 But now the sponsors are looking for a guy that 43 00:02:41.719 --> 00:02:44.280 can sing and tell jokes, and then that'll fit into 44 00:02:44.319 --> 00:02:47.919 their advertising campaign too, that it. 45 00:02:47.800 --> 00:02:50.240 Would be truthful. I can see what your comics have 46 00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:51.240 plenty to be afraid of. 47 00:02:51.479 --> 00:02:54.759 Oh, yes we do, but we're not going to be afraid. 48 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:56.960 Long boy, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna 49 00:02:56.960 --> 00:02:59.280 be Red Skelting, who conducts his own orchestra, sings his 50 00:02:59.360 --> 00:03:01.439 own funny. 51 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:06.280 Well, I don't think it'll work, you know, No, I don't. 52 00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:08.719 I don't care. From now on, our program is going 53 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:09.639 to sound like this. 54 00:03:18.039 --> 00:03:21.800 From Hollywood, The Red Skelton Program starring Red Skelton, ar comedian, 55 00:03:21.840 --> 00:03:26.639 and our me, the singing star, Me, my announcer, Me, 56 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:30.840 my thirty eighth fiecet orchestra will be played by me 57 00:03:31.240 --> 00:03:32.439 and conducted by me. 58 00:03:33.360 --> 00:03:34.639 Now you will hear from me. 59 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:41.360 I will sing me Now, I like that. 60 00:03:41.800 --> 00:03:42.520 Well, don't ask me. 61 00:03:42.560 --> 00:03:42.759 Read. 62 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:45.759 I used to work in a glue factory in my 63 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:53.479 nose can take a lot. You proud of that? You 64 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:54.120 know what? I think? 65 00:03:54.240 --> 00:03:57.439 What you comics only have one way out. I gotta 66 00:03:57.439 --> 00:03:59.960 start getting jokes with feelings and new ones. 67 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:05.400 Well that's the easy way out. Indeed, we can't use 68 00:04:05.520 --> 00:04:09.080 new jokes. Well, the radio the jokes we've been using. 69 00:04:09.120 --> 00:04:11.400 The comedians all of been using the same jokes for years. 70 00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:17.040 The audience are now just getting them. It's the comedian 71 00:04:17.079 --> 00:04:19.079 that's keeping the nation on his feet every time they 72 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:19.759 hear an old joke. 73 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:25.480 Thousands of voices they did have to ship. That tells 74 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:27.759 if the audience is going to be so fickled and 75 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:29.759 they want talent with their jokes, Well. 76 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:31.120 I guess I'll have to go back to the job 77 00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:32.800 that I came out here to California to do. 78 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:34.439 Oh you can't do that, Red? 79 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:37.240 Why great picking season over? 80 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:48.480 We can't call on Dave Roads, Dave. 81 00:05:05.000 --> 00:06:20.639 Last. 82 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:14.079 Can you imagine woman lifting thirteen tons? Well, she does 83 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:16.839 every year if she does the family washing the usual way, 84 00:07:17.639 --> 00:07:21.040 and thirteen tons is a conservative average. But there's a 85 00:07:21.040 --> 00:07:23.920 way to end that backbreaking work. It's the brand new 86 00:07:24.199 --> 00:07:28.160 Norge automatic washer. No water log, closed to lift, no 87 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:31.759 work at all. There are other automatic washers, good ones, 88 00:07:32.199 --> 00:07:35.480 but I honestly believe this new Norge is the simplest, 89 00:07:35.920 --> 00:07:39.720 finest washer ever designed. First of all, there's the timeline, 90 00:07:40.160 --> 00:07:42.560 a new type of control. It's not a hard to 91 00:07:42.600 --> 00:07:45.680 read dial, It's a simple straight line. Just press the 92 00:07:45.759 --> 00:07:48.040 timeline and Norge automatically fills with. 93 00:07:48.000 --> 00:07:50.399 Bubbling aerated water hot or warm. 94 00:07:50.160 --> 00:07:54.240 And just the right amount for any load. Then it washes, rinses, spin, dries, 95 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:58.839 cleans itself out and shuts itself off, all automatically. But 96 00:07:58.879 --> 00:08:01.560 if you want to change this Michael, that's easy because 97 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:03.040 every step is right in sight. 98 00:08:04.040 --> 00:08:05.160 How about washability? 99 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:09.879 Norge Wave agitation gets Closed cleaner by actual tests than 100 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:11.480 any other washer on the market. 101 00:08:12.519 --> 00:08:13.360 What about rinsing? 102 00:08:14.199 --> 00:08:17.720 Norge gives closed five that's right, five Warm rinses the 103 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:19.720 overflow type that floats out dirt. 104 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:23.680 Yet it uses less water than average. And this is 105 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:24.279 the payoff. 106 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:28.519 The new Norge Automatic costs less than any comparable washer 107 00:08:28.560 --> 00:08:29.120 you can buy. 108 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:31.079 Go take a look at it. 109 00:08:31.680 --> 00:08:37.200 You won't know what you're missing if you don't see nor. 110 00:08:40.600 --> 00:08:43.039 From the Scouting scrap Book of Satire, we present a 111 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:48.279 story entitled Fear. Chapter one is captured. The best way 112 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:52.559 out is out Willie Lovelum. 113 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:01.480 Surber. 114 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:06.440 Hey, wait a little servant? Yes, yes, what do you want? 115 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:09.000 Quit button news? 116 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:10.799 Look, I'm here to wait on you know? What do 117 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:11.360 you want to or. 118 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:12.559 It ohn't kill? 119 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:13.600 I say no. 120 00:09:15.919 --> 00:09:17.120 You got any stewed chicken? 121 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:17.480 Yes? 122 00:09:17.759 --> 00:09:19.399 Well bring me what the chicken has? 123 00:09:29.279 --> 00:09:29.799 Look at? 124 00:09:30.240 --> 00:09:32.480 Don't ask you again. You got any stood chickens? 125 00:09:32.559 --> 00:09:32.759 Yes? 126 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:35.320 Give them a little black coffee. I was sober him. 127 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:40.200 Look don't you think you better go home? No? 128 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:42.399 I don't think so. I'm all right. 129 00:09:42.519 --> 00:09:44.039 Well, then get up with your knees. 130 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:46.360 Quite on my knees. 131 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:47.320 Yes, you are well. 132 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:49.440 I thought it was funny. I could touch the floor 133 00:09:49.480 --> 00:09:50.559 without bending over. 134 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:52.720 Look at your wife? 135 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:55.519 No where you're right? Yes, he chased me in here. 136 00:09:57.039 --> 00:10:02.639 Why don't you go home? Hey, don't you know what 137 00:10:02.840 --> 00:10:03.320 home is? 138 00:10:03.799 --> 00:10:06.720 Yes? Home is any place I hang my wife. 139 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:11.120 Are you've always been in this condition? 140 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:13.840 No? I was a single one? 141 00:10:14.960 --> 00:10:16.679 Does that? Your wife nag. 142 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:20.039 At you nag nood morning and night. All she does 143 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:25.399 is nag nag, nag nadnck. He even looked like one, 144 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:31.159 and he didn't mean her. Every day he's always yelling 145 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:34.200 at me. She yells where have you been? Who wants you? 146 00:10:34.679 --> 00:10:37.320 Where are you going? And she beats me too. 147 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:40.600 If this fighting keeps up, I'm liable to wake up 148 00:10:40.639 --> 00:10:42.559 some morning and find myself dead. 149 00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:47.200 Oh that that's pretty bad. 150 00:10:47.399 --> 00:10:54.039 I didn't care for it, myselle. 151 00:10:55.039 --> 00:10:58.759 That's pretty bad. That's why I've got this gun. I'm 152 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:03.000 gonna beat her cold as shod. I I am going 153 00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:04.279 to end at all. 154 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:07.000 Well, why bother to eat? 155 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:10.480 Well, there's too much to go through an empty stomach. 156 00:11:12.960 --> 00:11:13.960 I was going to hang. 157 00:11:13.799 --> 00:11:15.440 Myself, but the rope was kind of dirty, and I 158 00:11:15.480 --> 00:11:18.879 didn't want to get my nickels. 159 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:19.399 He's better. 160 00:11:19.639 --> 00:11:22.399 He'll cry when I'm gone, Boy, he'll be sorry. I 161 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:23.799 got the old gun ready. 162 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:26.480 Look, okay, you better put that gun away someplace. Look, 163 00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:28.639 why don't you just get down to the river and 164 00:11:29.039 --> 00:11:29.440 hop in? 165 00:11:29.679 --> 00:11:32.519 Not me, boy, I'm not jumping into that icy river. 166 00:11:33.679 --> 00:11:35.039 Take my desert cold. 167 00:11:36.159 --> 00:11:38.240 I go get you some food to eat, and then 168 00:11:38.279 --> 00:11:39.039 you'll feel better. 169 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:40.039 I'll be right back. 170 00:11:40.200 --> 00:11:49.759 Okay, I keep this up. 171 00:11:49.799 --> 00:11:54.879 Something is down to come my way. 172 00:11:55.240 --> 00:11:56.240 What's that I smell? 173 00:11:56.600 --> 00:11:59.279 Oh that's it. That's the hash at the next table. 174 00:11:59.440 --> 00:12:04.679 Oh well die any wow, I'll bring you in order of. 175 00:12:04.639 --> 00:12:12.639 That good Now you won't need that gun. 176 00:12:12.919 --> 00:12:15.639 Okay, I think our counter and let myself have it 177 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:19.320 right here in the rest real dramatic light one, Oh 178 00:12:19.399 --> 00:12:20.279 goodbye world? 179 00:12:21.440 --> 00:12:28.279 Who I hate my help? Go two and a half. 180 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:32.000 Therer he is officer there he is? 181 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:35.320 Well, but they old flatby. 182 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:36.960 How are you now? 183 00:12:36.960 --> 00:12:37.639 What's the trouble? 184 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:39.799 Well, there wasn't any time you show that. 185 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:42.639 Put that gun down, cone head. 186 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:48.320 Wait a minute, boy, wait a minute. Are you looking 187 00:12:48.360 --> 00:12:49.639 for troubles? Yes? 188 00:12:49.799 --> 00:12:50.240 I am? 189 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:51.240 Oh you are? 190 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:54.159 You're really looking for trouble? Ah? 191 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:55.279 Yes I am. 192 00:12:55.679 --> 00:12:59.200 That the way it stuck me. Can't you do a 193 00:12:59.240 --> 00:13:01.600 thing like this? Thank just think of your future. Who 194 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:03.519 come on, I'm taking you home. 195 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:04.759 Oh no you're not. 196 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:05.879 Yes I am. 197 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:07.320 Oh no you're not. 198 00:13:08.440 --> 00:13:11.919 Look at this night stick. Oh yet you are. 199 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:13.879 All right? 200 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:19.000 Come on, I'll get into this place. Card Willie, Why 201 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:20.519 do you get yourself in this condition? 202 00:13:20.600 --> 00:13:22.600 I can't help. But my wife there is me to death. 203 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:24.279 Oh what's the trouble. 204 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:28.159 What does she do? Well? Everything mostly mad nags. 205 00:13:28.559 --> 00:13:31.759 Yeah, my wife plays the horse's too, But it doesn't 206 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:32.200 scare me. 207 00:13:38.480 --> 00:13:40.440 You know, your wife is a good joke of saying 208 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:41.120 I need to with you. 209 00:13:42.600 --> 00:13:44.960 Know, your wife can't be bad looking, but it must 210 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:46.480 be uglier women than she is. 211 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:51.120 Look, you leave. The ubangis out of there. He's always 212 00:13:51.159 --> 00:13:54.799 comparing me to other men. Yeah, I can understand that. 213 00:13:54.840 --> 00:13:55.960 My wife's the same way. 214 00:13:56.120 --> 00:13:58.879 She's always talking about her late husband. 215 00:13:59.559 --> 00:14:06.159 Oh you're lucky. My wife's always talking about her Nick. Know, 216 00:14:06.600 --> 00:14:09.519 he gonna be handsome, he's going to stay home, he's 217 00:14:09.559 --> 00:14:11.039 going to gamble. 218 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:14.919 Hey, hey, where's your wife? First husband buried? 219 00:14:14.919 --> 00:14:16.559 He sounds like the guy he's looking for. 220 00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:19.679 Tell me when did you get married? 221 00:14:19.759 --> 00:14:22.919 I got married in June and in July, the fireworks started. 222 00:14:24.039 --> 00:14:25.679 Well, well, I don't worry about it. 223 00:14:25.679 --> 00:14:26.440 This is worth it. 224 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:27.240 Now. 225 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:28.240 What would you. 226 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:30.679 Gain by taking a gun and doing what you're going 227 00:14:30.759 --> 00:14:32.000 to do now? 228 00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:33.039 Nothing? Ah? 229 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:37.080 No, at the coward's way out, And brother, you're looking 230 00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:40.360 at coward. 231 00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:43.559 I'm glad you took the gun away from Now tell 232 00:14:43.600 --> 00:14:47.399 me where do you live? Right here? Yeah, there it is. 233 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:53.360 We're outside of the inner sanctuary. How old is your wife, Willy? 234 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:57.879 She says she's twenty three years? Oh is she tell 235 00:14:58.720 --> 00:15:00.840 the only time she'll ever see twenty three again? It's 236 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:06.240 going to be able to speed on the ship. There's 237 00:15:06.320 --> 00:15:09.320 my wife. Now there's her face burning in the window. 238 00:15:14.399 --> 00:15:16.120 I better go on in with you. 239 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:18.159 No, I won't do it. I can't say. 240 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:21.679 Ah, go on walk in there like a man. 241 00:15:21.799 --> 00:15:25.279 I'll be carried out like a corp. Now this isn't 242 00:15:25.320 --> 00:15:27.799 that bad, it's not. It's worse. 243 00:15:28.039 --> 00:15:29.080 Give me the gun, right, luck? 244 00:15:29.159 --> 00:15:29.759 Luck? Luck luck. 245 00:15:30.120 --> 00:15:30.960 I'll go in with you. 246 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:33.720 Know, sometimes a friend can help in a situation like this. 247 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:36.559 Really sure, Now you stop worrying about what she's going 248 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:36.720 to do. 249 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:39.639 Come on now, get out of this car. Okay, This 250 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:44.480 mighty neighbor who might mighty friendly. A good friend you are. 251 00:15:44.759 --> 00:15:46.840 I've had a lot of friends with Mike, but. 252 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:49.919 I have never had a friend like you. You are 253 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:53.639 really a friendly friend friend. 254 00:15:53.720 --> 00:15:55.399 Yes, you are really a friend. 255 00:15:55.519 --> 00:15:57.919 Brind give me my gun. 256 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:02.720 Yeah, I'm going up the steps here here, pick some 257 00:16:02.799 --> 00:16:04.679 of these flowers and then take them into her. 258 00:16:04.879 --> 00:16:09.000 That's a good idea. I'll take this. It'll fit her personality. 259 00:16:09.120 --> 00:16:10.720 No, no, no, that's a century plan. 260 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:15.240 You don't think I'm gonna give her some Forget me 261 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:18.200 not to do you? Here we are, Come. 262 00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:22.080 On in you wifey dear Sterno's home. 263 00:16:24.679 --> 00:16:25.399 Where you are? 264 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:28.000 Same as usual, and this time the. 265 00:16:27.960 --> 00:16:32.200 Police had to bring you home. Well, mister lumplump, what 266 00:16:32.639 --> 00:16:34.440 long were you out with this time? 267 00:16:34.759 --> 00:16:36.840 I brought you some flowers? 268 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:39.799 You dare bring me flowers if you probably picked for 269 00:16:39.879 --> 00:16:46.039 some other woman? Oh well, where's your girlfriend? Has she 270 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:47.039 been arrested to. 271 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:49.519 I don't start that selling stuff. 272 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:51.039 Don't fight a alibi. 273 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:57.399 I'm nobody's fool. I'm nobody's fool. 274 00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:00.000 Well be paking somebody might have done. 275 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:05.720 Why did I ever marry you to pay off an 276 00:17:05.759 --> 00:17:06.640 elections back? 277 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:07.640 Now? 278 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:10.519 Look hollow ahead, One more crack out of you and 279 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:11.599 I'll mop up the floor. 280 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:13.319 Oh yeah, I'd like to. 281 00:17:13.480 --> 00:17:26.880 Keep you to Oh why m you can't do. 282 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:27.799 A very good job. 283 00:17:30.079 --> 00:17:31.640 Fight under the sink, you miss. 284 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:39.400 Sorry terfed Look step outside, you see what I mean? 285 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:42.599 Off Willie, Willie, here's your gun back. 286 00:17:46.799 --> 00:17:48.839 Will you go down to the river and do it? 287 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:50.920 I had to want you to give my district a bat. 288 00:17:51.079 --> 00:17:52.160 You are a good friend. 289 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:06.559 Anam Smith Twins was singing Ballademba. 290 00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:13.880 Tweet tweet sing don't sing. 291 00:18:14.880 --> 00:18:20.720 Be calling, mark on me day Bela Belinda, mark on me, 292 00:18:20.799 --> 00:18:29.680 Daddy Belinda BALLI ban but it's always ing, bells always ring. Well, 293 00:18:30.039 --> 00:18:34.079 it's a long way to your spring me like Bilberd 294 00:18:34.839 --> 00:18:41.240 just as your words and things. Mark on me, Daddy, Belapina, 295 00:18:41.440 --> 00:18:49.279 Belabinda Belin, mark on me day Bela Belinda Bellopan, don't 296 00:18:49.359 --> 00:18:53.240 ever cry. I'll tell you what you can't see this 297 00:18:53.480 --> 00:18:57.519 guy wether dear in your eyes like the sun room 298 00:18:57.839 --> 00:19:01.279 while just for fun anything as he. 299 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:16.119 Thought, Look everywhere, lovely and do your life with the devil. 300 00:19:16.279 --> 00:19:18.640 Make you ready, Look in your heart. 301 00:19:19.240 --> 00:19:20.200 Baby's not. 302 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:32.960 Past love. 303 00:19:50.400 --> 00:19:53.920 Jesse Cartwright, co director of the Home Economics Department at NORGE, 304 00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:55.759 has a quick wash stay tip for the lady of 305 00:19:55.799 --> 00:19:56.160 the house. 306 00:19:56.480 --> 00:19:59.839 I get so many questions about washing blankets. One is 307 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:03.400 how to keep them soft? Try adding about a tablespoonful 308 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:05.759 of glittering to the rinse water. You can do that 309 00:20:05.920 --> 00:20:09.039 very easily with a new Norge automatic washer because with 310 00:20:09.119 --> 00:20:11.799 the unique timeline control you see at a glance when 311 00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:12.960 the rinting begins. 312 00:20:13.039 --> 00:20:15.359 And isn't it easier to add the glittering since the 313 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:17.319 new Norge automatic opens from the top. 314 00:20:17.559 --> 00:20:20.799 Yes, the top opening is convenient in many ways. It 315 00:20:20.839 --> 00:20:24.519 allows you to add clothes anytime during the washing cycle too. 316 00:20:24.839 --> 00:20:26.000 In many automatics you. 317 00:20:25.960 --> 00:20:26.519 Can't do that. 318 00:20:27.079 --> 00:20:27.359 Well. 319 00:20:27.400 --> 00:20:30.279 I guess that's just more proof that everything Norge makes, 320 00:20:30.839 --> 00:20:33.559 Norge makes right. If you want to see the whole 321 00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:37.359 story with pictures of this wonderful new Norge automatic washer, 322 00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:40.559 see the October fifteenth issue of Life magazine. 323 00:20:40.880 --> 00:20:42.319 See why Norge gets. 324 00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:44.480 Closed cleaner than other washers. 325 00:20:45.200 --> 00:20:46.599 How Norge rinses. 326 00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:50.279 Close five times without wasting water and spin drives them 327 00:20:50.279 --> 00:20:54.079 without bunching or tangling. Then go to any Norge dealer 328 00:20:54.640 --> 00:20:57.680 and ask for a free demonstration. You won't know what 329 00:20:57.720 --> 00:21:07.400 you're missing if you don't see Nords. Our second chapter 330 00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:12.519 on fair is Captain mice versus people starting that mean 331 00:21:12.559 --> 00:21:14.039 little kid Jr? 332 00:21:18.920 --> 00:21:19.400 Junior? 333 00:21:19.799 --> 00:21:21.359 Where are you? 334 00:21:21.720 --> 00:21:22.759 Are you hungry? 335 00:21:22.799 --> 00:21:27.559 Well, now that you mentioned yes, I is that's strange, Junior. 336 00:21:27.599 --> 00:21:29.119 I want you to look at this case I baked 337 00:21:29.119 --> 00:21:29.599 this morning. 338 00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:32.480 You know, boy, if you weren't around, I could do 339 00:21:32.759 --> 00:21:35.279 make that cake? Look kit and bite your good kick. 340 00:21:36.039 --> 00:21:38.319 Now that cake has a big dance on one side, 341 00:21:39.039 --> 00:21:42.079 and I was wondering if you could explain it began. 342 00:21:43.039 --> 00:21:45.240 Well, maybe somebody put it there when they were racking 343 00:21:45.279 --> 00:21:45.920 their car in. 344 00:21:48.559 --> 00:21:51.559 Now look over here, someone to tinch the big hunt 345 00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:51.960 on us? 346 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:54.240 Now? Who would do this thing? 347 00:21:54.400 --> 00:21:59.079 I wonder, Junior, have you touched this case? 348 00:21:59.680 --> 00:21:59.759 No? 349 00:22:00.279 --> 00:22:04.000 Mean I'm happy. Oh then I believe you could ahead 350 00:22:04.119 --> 00:22:08.160 you get on the voice more often. Oh boy, there's 351 00:22:08.160 --> 00:22:09.039 a lot of hand motion. 352 00:22:10.240 --> 00:22:12.680 Look what happens where over here? 353 00:22:13.559 --> 00:22:16.440 Don't here? Oh yeah here there? 354 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:18.559 Where is it? 355 00:22:18.640 --> 00:22:18.759 Now? 356 00:22:18.920 --> 00:22:19.920 He can across my. 357 00:22:20.000 --> 00:22:26.920 Eyes to get him, Junior, Roll me down off the 358 00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:28.680 ice box and help me to you. 359 00:22:28.799 --> 00:22:29.400 What are you doing? 360 00:22:29.440 --> 00:22:30.839 I'm gonna throw this at the mouth. 361 00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:32.440 Jud you put that bawl out? 362 00:22:33.720 --> 00:22:35.160 Oh, wet it down a. 363 00:22:35.160 --> 00:22:44.599 Little too fast? You know I don't bought you, boy, 364 00:22:44.680 --> 00:22:45.759 that's the fattest mouse. 365 00:22:45.839 --> 00:22:52.440 Ire boy, Oh boy, I write him to school. 366 00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:56.599 You have to buy me an encyclopedia. 367 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:01.880 He there he is. 368 00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:02.759 There's that mouse. 369 00:23:02.799 --> 00:23:04.640 He's sticking in his nasty little hit out of that 370 00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:10.000 hole again. You keep smiling me, you mouse. 371 00:23:09.799 --> 00:23:12.880 He's bush teeth, of course not do they take a bath? 372 00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:17.119 No move over, kid, you gotta pardon, stop. 373 00:23:16.920 --> 00:23:18.440 Backing silly and do something. 374 00:23:18.599 --> 00:23:19.839 Well, well, you leave it to me. 375 00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:20.559 I'll get him. 376 00:23:20.559 --> 00:23:22.960 I'll get him something. 377 00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:33.759 Will do. 378 00:23:39.480 --> 00:23:41.359 We live in an awful big house. 379 00:23:46.039 --> 00:23:48.279 Now, I don't seek him to muscle in on my 380 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:51.319 squeak tooth territory. O came out, Come out of there 381 00:23:51.359 --> 00:23:52.119 with you poor. 382 00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:52.720 Again, Jr. 383 00:23:52.799 --> 00:23:54.160 Put your father shot on down. 384 00:23:54.640 --> 00:23:55.359 Come out of there. 385 00:23:58.240 --> 00:23:59.079 Hey he's squeaking. 386 00:23:59.119 --> 00:23:59.960 Maybe he moves or. 387 00:24:01.960 --> 00:24:24.079 Can we go again? I think I blew down the 388 00:24:24.119 --> 00:24:29.400 whole block. Boy, a nice spot for an open fireplace. 389 00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:33.640 And don't you ever do a thing like that again. 390 00:24:34.039 --> 00:24:35.680 Help me get out of this red box. 391 00:24:35.759 --> 00:24:38.799 Well, boy, that things got more kick to it than 392 00:24:38.839 --> 00:24:40.680 a mule at backed into a hornets man. 393 00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:43.240 Look there he is again. 394 00:24:43.759 --> 00:24:46.240 Boy, he's sure like that mouse. 395 00:24:46.279 --> 00:24:47.319 He's got to me own hard. 396 00:24:47.880 --> 00:24:48.559 That's not a mouse. 397 00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:49.519 Al he'll go away. 398 00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:52.079 No, I'm sorry, K don't. I can't take the chance. 399 00:24:52.319 --> 00:24:54.160 I heard of a man that's that point with his 400 00:24:54.279 --> 00:24:55.759 mouse o mouth open, and. 401 00:24:55.839 --> 00:24:58.559