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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd let you tako one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, all right, This hour brought you

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<v Speaker 2>by JR one thousand dollars cash giveaways rock the bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen more of them coming your way today. We'll commence

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<v Speaker 2>with those right around nine oh five with the first

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<v Speaker 2>keyword of the day. You're listening for those to enter

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<v Speaker 2>from WJRR each day. Hopefully you're the next one today,

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<v Speaker 2>whether it be during our show or Mels Chumley. Hear

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<v Speaker 2>those keywords, enter them and you get you got a

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<v Speaker 2>chance to win. I'm telling you, somebody's randomly picked each

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<v Speaker 2>hour should be you. Why not, right? Women in Michigan

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<v Speaker 2>called the Saginaw County Animal Care and Control since she

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<v Speaker 2>needed their help because her house had become overrun by rabbits.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh, because rabbits. They always say that phrase, right

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<v Speaker 1>that they breathed like rabbits home black rabbits.

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<v Speaker 2>She bought a few rabbits as pets for her kids,

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<v Speaker 2>but they started breeding and she couldn't stop once this,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the bang fest got going. She tried to

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<v Speaker 2>separate them by pulling them in pens in her base,

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<v Speaker 2>by putting them in pens in the basement, but they

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<v Speaker 2>got around that by chewing through the drywall and other materials,

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<v Speaker 2>making it impossible to contain them. She thought the number

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<v Speaker 2>of rabbits was around fifty, but once animal control got there,

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<v Speaker 2>they were removing more than sixty five. God even worse,

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<v Speaker 2>many of the rabbits. Female rabbits were also pregnant, so

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<v Speaker 2>there were more on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>It was probably sixty nine and you're gonna you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Unclear how long ago she bought the initial rabbits. It

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't have been this past Easter, though, because it takes

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<v Speaker 2>at least a month for a new rabbit speed born.

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<v Speaker 1>Rabbits, You owned one, didn't You had one? Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>had like and remember and then a dog, a child

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<v Speaker 1>jumped our fence and ripped them out of the cave.

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<v Speaker 2>So you had all the rabbits you had were all

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<v Speaker 2>the same. Uh, they were all male or all female.

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<v Speaker 2>They were all family. No, No, they were all Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was one mom with a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>babies and then we just separated them.

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<v Speaker 2>It was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was smack dab in winter Park that

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<v Speaker 1>we had a little rabbit farm. People would come by

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<v Speaker 1>and pet the rabbits through the cage, and.

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<v Speaker 2>How'd you keep them from humping? They were in separate act.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're in separate cages, and all of them had

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<v Speaker 1>the big bucket underneath.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would just.

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<v Speaker 1>Be full of the grossest because rabbits do a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of duty. That was Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I never could quite figure out how such a small

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<v Speaker 2>animal could produce such an amount of waste.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got to be those pellets. I mean, if you,

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<v Speaker 1>if you as a human, ate those rabbit pellets, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that look like cardboard compacted into a little pellet.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are the ones that we let go at our

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<v Speaker 1>buddy's house. He had some property and we let him

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<v Speaker 1>go there. And as soon as they were running, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel so bad because they were they were my pets.

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<v Speaker 1>But new rabbits did come out of it. So he said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, let's release all these into the wild.

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<v Speaker 1>We let them let them go down the dirt road

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<v Speaker 1>in this property, and immediately eagle grabbed one another bird

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<v Speaker 1>grabbed one the other ones, I'm going get off the

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<v Speaker 1>get off the path. Go.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of them made it in the woods. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for that heartwarming story story to start the show off.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when they let go the you know, the Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's release the the little baby fish or whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>then shark comes by her. Let's release the injured seal,

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<v Speaker 1>and here comes the shark.

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<v Speaker 2>Stagecoach Festival rumor is they may ban babies from future

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<v Speaker 2>Stagecoach events. Not that it's a great idea in the

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<v Speaker 2>first place to bring a baby. No. No. In fact, Taco,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll ask you to pull up the j R Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>page to see why there might be a baby ban

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<v Speaker 2>enacted a sure, A couple flaunted and really put it

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<v Speaker 2>in the face of stage Coach officials. Their baby wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>actually a baby, but it was a baby shaped flask.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, come on, drink from the baby head.

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<v Speaker 1>See now, I saw a story. Look real, it truly does.

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<v Speaker 1>I like how they have the sunglasses on it too,

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<v Speaker 1>Just they have the sunglasses on it like if you

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<v Speaker 1>saw Hangover, remember the baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the super.

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<v Speaker 1>Funny comedian stuck the glasses on him like this. Carlos

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<v Speaker 1>he named the baby when he smacked him into the

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<v Speaker 1>door of the police curser.

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<v Speaker 2>Great baby. So if any of you expecting parents who

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<v Speaker 2>were plying I'm not bringing your newborn to stage coach

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<v Speaker 2>next time, it ain't happening. Yeah, they ruined it for everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>But reality, I'm glad they ruined it because you shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be bringing a baby to it to a big, big festival.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you can't get a sitter, well good, then bring

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<v Speaker 2>him to the festival. No, getnis sitter.

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<v Speaker 1>It all goes back to when somebody plopped that baby

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<v Speaker 1>down at Earthday birthday and changed the diaper on the

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<v Speaker 1>VIP table.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll never forget that, no me either. Or GM was horrified.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, who is that and why are they

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<v Speaker 2>in here?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh?

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<v Speaker 2>I was my god, I just walked the other way.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know nothing about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just looking thinking that poor baby's ears. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's great to have your kid rocket at a young age,

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<v Speaker 1>but you don't bring a newborn, straight up, not even

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<v Speaker 1>a toddler, a newborn to a massive rock concert.

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<v Speaker 2>A swingers club in Plymouth, Connecticut, was forced to close

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<v Speaker 2>its doors following the town council meeting Touesday Night Club,

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<v Speaker 2>I was given a cease and assist letter. They wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to dispute this. At the town council meeting on Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 2>the club owner George Gagney and his wife Jody George Gagball,

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<v Speaker 2>George and Jody Gagney, they presented their arguments for why

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<v Speaker 2>it should stay open. They say that you may not

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<v Speaker 2>like what we do. You may not agree with it morally.

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<v Speaker 2>All the people here do not agree with it morally,

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<v Speaker 2>but that shouldn't be a justifiable reason for making us close.

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<v Speaker 2>And town council quickly pointed out that it has nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to do with that. It has to do with the

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<v Speaker 2>zoning violation that they made you aware of and the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that you are illegally operating in a violation of

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<v Speaker 2>zoning loss thirty feet away from the Baptist church.

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<v Speaker 1>Knew I knew it as a church or a school.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing better than the family walking up for church on

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<v Speaker 1>a Sunday, and there's the there's the leftovers walking out,

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<v Speaker 1>one of them in chains on a leash.

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<v Speaker 2>George and Jody gag Ball waving goodbye to their patriots night.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, use a little common sense. You can have

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<v Speaker 2>your swingers club. What you expect was gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Just you'll pick a new location.

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<v Speaker 2>Again.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's probably not just cheap to find a

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<v Speaker 1>place right with rent and everything, it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>And plus that you know you gotta you gotta like

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<v Speaker 2>massage style blackout all the windows too, So that's howdie cost.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, a little tin job though, you get that

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<v Speaker 1>Lina tint from somebody Gagny.

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<v Speaker 2>Clinching taco on the man.

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