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Speaker 2: called the Saginaw County Animal Care and Control since she
Speaker 2: needed their help because her house had become overrun by rabbits.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, because rabbits. They always say that phrase, right
Speaker 1: that they breathed like rabbits home black rabbits.
Speaker 2: She bought a few rabbits as pets for her kids,
Speaker 2: but they started breeding and she couldn't stop once this,
Speaker 2: you know, the bang fest got going. She tried to
Speaker 2: separate them by pulling them in pens in her base,
Speaker 2: by putting them in pens in the basement, but they
Speaker 2: got around that by chewing through the drywall and other materials,
Speaker 2: making it impossible to contain them. She thought the number
Speaker 2: of rabbits was around fifty, but once animal control got there,
Speaker 2: they were removing more than sixty five. God even worse,
Speaker 2: many of the rabbits. Female rabbits were also pregnant, so
Speaker 2: there were more on the way.
Speaker 1: It was probably sixty nine and you're gonna you're gonna
Speaker 1: tell the story.
Speaker 2: Unclear how long ago she bought the initial rabbits. It
Speaker 2: couldn't have been this past Easter, though, because it takes
Speaker 2: at least a month for a new rabbit speed born.
Speaker 1: Rabbits, You owned one, didn't You had one? Yeah, we
Speaker 1: had like and remember and then a dog, a child
Speaker 1: jumped our fence and ripped them out of the cave.
Speaker 2: So you had all the rabbits you had were all
Speaker 2: the same. Uh, they were all male or all female.
Speaker 2: They were all family. No, No, they were all Uh.
Speaker 1: It was it was one mom with a bunch of
Speaker 1: babies and then we just separated them.
Speaker 2: It was weird.
Speaker 1: It was it was smack dab in winter Park that
Speaker 1: we had a little rabbit farm. People would come by
Speaker 1: and pet the rabbits through the cage, and.
Speaker 2: How'd you keep them from humping? They were in separate act.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're in separate cages, and all of them had
Speaker 1: the big bucket underneath.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would just.
Speaker 1: Be full of the grossest because rabbits do a lot
Speaker 1: of duty. That was Uh.
Speaker 2: I never could quite figure out how such a small
Speaker 2: animal could produce such an amount of waste.
Speaker 1: It's got to be those pellets. I mean, if you,
Speaker 1: if you as a human, ate those rabbit pellets, you know,
Speaker 1: the ones that look like cardboard compacted into a little pellet.
Speaker 1: Those are the ones that we let go at our
Speaker 1: buddy's house. He had some property and we let him
Speaker 1: go there. And as soon as they were running, I
Speaker 1: feel so bad because they were they were my pets.
Speaker 1: But new rabbits did come out of it. So he said,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's release all these into the wild.
Speaker 1: We let them let them go down the dirt road
Speaker 1: in this property, and immediately eagle grabbed one another bird
Speaker 1: grabbed one the other ones, I'm going get off the
Speaker 1: get off the path. Go.
Speaker 2: A couple of them made it in the woods. Thank
Speaker 2: you for that heartwarming story story to start the show off.
Speaker 1: It's like when they let go the you know, the Okay,
Speaker 1: let's release the the little baby fish or whatever, and
Speaker 1: then shark comes by her. Let's release the injured seal,
Speaker 1: and here comes the shark.
Speaker 2: Stagecoach Festival rumor is they may ban babies from future
Speaker 2: Stagecoach events. Not that it's a great idea in the
Speaker 2: first place to bring a baby. No. No. In fact, Taco,
Speaker 2: I'll ask you to pull up the j R Facebook
Speaker 2: page to see why there might be a baby ban
Speaker 2: enacted a sure, A couple flaunted and really put it
Speaker 2: in the face of stage Coach officials. Their baby wasn't
Speaker 2: actually a baby, but it was a baby shaped flask.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, come on, drink from the baby head.
Speaker 1: See now, I saw a story. Look real, it truly does.
Speaker 1: I like how they have the sunglasses on it too,
Speaker 1: Just they have the sunglasses on it like if you
Speaker 1: saw Hangover, remember the baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the super.
Speaker 1: Funny comedian stuck the glasses on him like this. Carlos
Speaker 1: he named the baby when he smacked him into the
Speaker 1: door of the police curser.
Speaker 2: Great baby. So if any of you expecting parents who
Speaker 2: were plying I'm not bringing your newborn to stage coach
Speaker 2: next time, it ain't happening. Yeah, they ruined it for everyone.
Speaker 1: But reality, I'm glad they ruined it because you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be bringing a baby to it to a big, big festival.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can't get a sitter, well good, then bring
Speaker 2: him to the festival. No, getnis sitter.
Speaker 1: It all goes back to when somebody plopped that baby
Speaker 1: down at Earthday birthday and changed the diaper on the
Speaker 1: VIP table.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget that, no me either. Or GM was horrified.
Speaker 2: She was like, who is that and why are they
Speaker 2: in here?
Speaker 1: Uh huh?
Speaker 2: I was my god, I just walked the other way.
Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about it.
Speaker 1: I'm just looking thinking that poor baby's ears. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's great to have your kid rocket at a young age,
Speaker 1: but you don't bring a newborn, straight up, not even
Speaker 1: a toddler, a newborn to a massive rock concert.
Speaker 2: A swingers club in Plymouth, Connecticut, was forced to close
Speaker 2: its doors following the town council meeting Touesday Night Club,
Speaker 2: I was given a cease and assist letter. They wanted
Speaker 2: to dispute this. At the town council meeting on Tuesday,
Speaker 2: the club owner George Gagney and his wife Jody George Gagball,
Speaker 2: George and Jody Gagney, they presented their arguments for why
Speaker 2: it should stay open. They say that you may not
Speaker 2: like what we do. You may not agree with it morally.
Speaker 2: All the people here do not agree with it morally,
Speaker 2: but that shouldn't be a justifiable reason for making us close.
Speaker 2: And town council quickly pointed out that it has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with that. It has to do with the
Speaker 2: zoning violation that they made you aware of and the
Speaker 2: fact that you are illegally operating in a violation of
Speaker 2: zoning loss thirty feet away from the Baptist church.
Speaker 1: Knew I knew it as a church or a school.
Speaker 1: Nothing better than the family walking up for church on
Speaker 1: a Sunday, and there's the there's the leftovers walking out,
Speaker 1: one of them in chains on a leash.
Speaker 2: George and Jody gag Ball waving goodbye to their patriots night.
Speaker 2: Come on, use a little common sense. You can have
Speaker 2: your swingers club. What you expect was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Just you'll pick a new location.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's probably not just cheap to find a
Speaker 1: place right with rent and everything, it's good.
Speaker 2: And plus that you know you gotta you gotta like
Speaker 2: massage style blackout all the windows too, So that's howdie cost.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a little tin job though, you get that
Speaker 1: Lina tint from somebody Gagny.
Speaker 2: Clinching taco on the man.
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