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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that to the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in your buddies, it's the fuck that to

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<v Speaker 1>the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me get to those live Collective Soul Our Lady

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<v Speaker 2>Peace tickets coming up for you. First, I brought in

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<v Speaker 2>some new fun facts for you today. How about this

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<v Speaker 2>Ruth Wakefield just sounds old like Ruth Wakefield like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. That sounds like old timey to me. It

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<v Speaker 2>is pretty old timey. Nineteen thirties. She's the woman that

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<v Speaker 2>was credited with inventing the chocolate chip cookie. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>Ruth for inventing the number two cookie. Oh no, raisin

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<v Speaker 2>number one wrong. She ung just to make sure Alex

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<v Speaker 2>was awake.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>She sold the recipe to Nesley in the nineteen thirties

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<v Speaker 2>in exchange for a lifetime supply of chocolate. No money

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<v Speaker 2>exchanged hands for the chocolate chip cookie recipe. Ruth should

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<v Speaker 2>have had better manager. Next fun fact for you today.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're like me, you feel like there's been a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of plane crashes recently.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems have just been a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah. The odds of dying in a plane

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<v Speaker 2>crash are still one in thirteen million. That is fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean this is for me, just I need to

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<v Speaker 2>hear this. You're about two thousand, two hundred times more

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<v Speaker 2>likely to die in a car accident than you are

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<v Speaker 2>in a plane crasher. So it's way more dangerous to

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<v Speaker 2>drive to the airport than be in that plane. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so I just need to tell myself that when I

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<v Speaker 2>when I'm taking off. Apparently all I got is cookie

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<v Speaker 2>stuff for you today. Well I did have someone. Well

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go with the cookie piscotti. How would your thoughts?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm biscotti. It's good with coffee. It was a little

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<v Speaker 2>hard though, huh, Like, I mean, you crack your teeth

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<v Speaker 2>on those things. Oh, that's not that hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, you're in stale ones.

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<v Speaker 2>They all they all taste sale mis Scotti comes from

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<v Speaker 2>the Latin word bis and cocked them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they're not so good anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>This and cockt them, which means baked twice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the FuG that to the day we make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart and your bodies. It's the fuck the day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of us