Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snart Egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to get your lady's glazed by the great
Speaker 2: Chris Ray Gods, Derek black Belt and Tom Sweety. Sit
Speaker 2: back and prepare for some sho Sit back and prepare
Speaker 2: for some blazing glory.
Speaker 1: Are you djan or retarded? Damn? It's both. Uh uh huh.
Speaker 1: Well we're off to a great start.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: But I don't remember every word to that song, but
Speaker 1: I know I can, Like if I heard it, I
Speaker 1: can probably say I'm literally parallels.
Speaker 4: He's moving pretty well from Tizn.
Speaker 1: I really like Sonic and trains are pretty outside tizz
Speaker 1: If you over you knowe my room, my mind overloaded
Speaker 1: because I'm simming stemming st steal me to no. Some
Speaker 1: guys like, look, the fish spinner doesn't stop spinning, he
Speaker 1: doesn't done his aunt his fingers spitting's.
Speaker 5: Going to Snart Tank Parker, Fucking God, that fucking intro
Speaker 5: that song gives my dick a little harder.
Speaker 1: I really think that probably is molowically the best song ever.
Speaker 1: Like it's just it's just it's your your best song ever,
Speaker 1: one of the greatest songs ever, Like quite.
Speaker 5: I'm sure maybe one of it, Like that's the best
Speaker 5: song ever in a like in a list of like
Speaker 5: how how many like a hundred in one hundred.
Speaker 1: And one hundred, I think it's top twenty.
Speaker 5: High on danceability, like if we're talking about like a
Speaker 5: song that really makes you want to get up and
Speaker 5: just start fucking grooving.
Speaker 4: That's kind of the thing too, is like there's different
Speaker 4: metrics to judge him, right, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 4: like a danceability ranking is way different than like a
Speaker 4: melodic ranking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, lyrical ranking, it's like very different. It's all
Speaker 1: sorts of different. Yeah. I think I think like he
Speaker 1: like on the top one hundred songs, Like if someone
Speaker 1: if there was like an external species that came it
Speaker 1: was like critical of like all music and was like
Speaker 1: quite actually best by best. I think out of like
Speaker 1: the top one hundred, he has probably like twenty of them.
Speaker 1: If like an alien species came down and judged it,
Speaker 1: if they were like this is the best for music's
Speaker 1: musical song like period, I don't think so.
Speaker 5: I don't think if at that point, I don't think
Speaker 5: that's true because I feel like it is a being
Speaker 5: like that would have a list of like a hundred
Speaker 5: people or a hundred songs that we've never heard, I think, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, you don't know. I think there'd be a lot
Speaker 1: of them that would ever heard. But I think the
Speaker 1: person that would shut most often on there would be him.
Speaker 1: I think it would definitely, because I really I've never.
Speaker 4: Been a fan of I'm alone on this though, Like
Speaker 4: I've never been Michael Jackson person ever.
Speaker 1: Think of it like this, right, I think of it
Speaker 1: like this. I just never cared when he did that lean,
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, you weren't even here yet
Speaker 1: here yet all right? Saw it? He fucking somehow pre
Speaker 1: birth that everybody's even everybody's like, shut up, I was born.
Speaker 1: I was born unimpressed with Michael Jackson. I think I
Speaker 1: think things like this, right, Like, obviously popularity doesn't exactly
Speaker 1: correlate to quality, sure, but there is a through line.
Speaker 1: I mean it's on occasion, sure, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think almost every time I think with the Michael Jackson,
Speaker 5: I can say it's true, I don't. I don't time
Speaker 5: I don't hear Michael Jackson, think like, why the fuck
Speaker 5: do people like Michael Jackson?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm like when I hear Taylor Swift,
Speaker 1: I think that, like I think like, actually, why that's
Speaker 1: the argument. Why do I why do people like her
Speaker 1: so much her work ethic? I'm not her employer. I
Speaker 1: can give a fuck about her work. I'm giving I'm
Speaker 1: giving her respect where she deserves respect. That's what I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Whatever she works hard, you know, like almost too young,
Speaker 1: long tour, that's we should let him do.
Speaker 4: This because it's I know, it's hard for him to
Speaker 4: give credit to a white woman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, yeah, he's actually doing some very monumental.
Speaker 4: This character development for me. But yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't think like when I see Michael Jackson,
Speaker 4: I'm not like bewildered by like his success or anything.
Speaker 4: I'm just kind of like the amount of it does
Speaker 4: perplex me a little bit, the amount of it, because
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I don't know, man, like all right, but.
Speaker 1: That's but's not But that's one moment, Like even Freddy
Speaker 1: has fucking bad musical moments, you know, and I love you, But.
Speaker 5: I feel like the height of Freddy's voice is like,
Speaker 5: in like way, like so much higher than Michael Jackson
Speaker 5: the point where like I don't I can't even sexualize.
Speaker 1: Hi, do think fred is a better singer. But I'm
Speaker 1: sure you have listen to the Michael Jackson best thing
Speaker 1: that's interesting.
Speaker 5: I know, I think like probably years ago or I
Speaker 5: don't know when, but we had a similar conversation talking
Speaker 5: about them.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I do think it's interesting because I.
Speaker 1: I really that's what I agree. I agree with you. Actually,
Speaker 1: I think there is I think you're like, oh your
Speaker 1: contrary nature was like I think this guy's put it
Speaker 1: this way.
Speaker 5: I think I think I think uh Behamian Rhapsody. And
Speaker 5: I mean like the actual not the not the bridge,
Speaker 5: because there are people always talk about the bridge. I'm
Speaker 5: probably in the minority war.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 5: Shit's kind of dumb. I don't know, it's not dumb
Speaker 5: as a musical piece.
Speaker 1: I don't like Baby in Rhapsity at all.
Speaker 4: It's interestingly, I've heard it too many times at this point,
Speaker 4: Like I'm just kind.
Speaker 1: Of I don't get sick of music. I like. I
Speaker 1: I just well, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I didn't love it initially anyway, Like when I first
Speaker 4: heard I was like interesting, like even you know it's
Speaker 4: not bad. You know it's not bad. I just.
Speaker 1: Because it just it doesn't it's so schizophretic that I'm
Speaker 1: just like something dick in my ass.
Speaker 5: I think the song is completely it makes complete sense.
Speaker 5: You have this ballad for the first half, and then
Speaker 5: it does that fucking crazy bridge, which is really impressive,
Speaker 5: but I I personally don't care to be in it.
Speaker 5: And then the second the latter half of the song
Speaker 5: is turned to a rock song and the fucking riff
Speaker 5: is great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's kind of the thing I feel almost
Speaker 1: like with that song.
Speaker 4: In the same way then I kind of feel about
Speaker 4: that that the most recent Spider Man movie, oh, the
Speaker 4: one with all of them in it, where I'm like
Speaker 4: the I don't remember the title of them No Way Home,
Speaker 4: I think with Toby and Andrew where I'm like, this
Speaker 4: is several movies and I don't want to see the
Speaker 4: first half of this movie ever.
Speaker 1: Ever, the first half is trash of that movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, the first half is dog You've evolved on
Speaker 1: this opinion. I like the movie overall, but I think
Speaker 1: the first half is dog shit.
Speaker 4: But right, But what I'm saying is like you've you've
Speaker 4: You've seen it enough now where it's like that first
Speaker 4: half is not very good.
Speaker 1: Beginning. I was like, he went to doctor Strange before
Speaker 1: he like tried to figure he went to magic first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, we won't get into it. But the point
Speaker 1: is it is like it's a long it's a long song.
Speaker 4: And it's like totally fucked completely and not noting a
Speaker 4: bad way necessarily, but it's you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: it's all over the place, like the beginning is a
Speaker 4: different song, the middle is a different song, the end
Speaker 4: is a different song. And I'm just thinking, like I
Speaker 4: would rather listen to the end of that song or
Speaker 4: the beginning of that song, never really the middle. You know.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I kind of I do, and actually I do when
Speaker 5: I think about it in a how most songs are
Speaker 5: structured that completely makes sense, cky, Like.
Speaker 4: I want to listen to the I want to listen
Speaker 4: to the first ten seconds of that song. Here's probably
Speaker 4: the first here's the thing. I look, I understand what
Speaker 4: you're saying.
Speaker 5: But also I like the simplicity of the of the
Speaker 5: just the verse, the riff and the verse. Like I
Speaker 5: because like say, I can listen to dumb ass a
Speaker 5: c DC that'll do some very simple man a man and.
Speaker 1: Am you know, people were crazy for that ship back
Speaker 1: in the day. I can't believe that people were, Like, honestly, I.
Speaker 4: Honestly think it has more to do with the guitar
Speaker 4: tones and things like that.
Speaker 1: I think it's a vibe. I think it is a
Speaker 1: guitar tone, like it's.
Speaker 4: That sounds from how simple Like I've definitely played that
Speaker 4: before on like a normal guitar sounds like ship, like
Speaker 4: garbage guitar, but it sounds way better.
Speaker 5: Do you think that people would funk with that song?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 5: If that one little lick wasn't at the end.
Speaker 6: Of that it feels like, no, no, no, don't don't
Speaker 6: even put it in there, just an empty that.
Speaker 1: Song does go hard. I hate I hate that. I
Speaker 1: like that. I don't like that genre generally, but like
Speaker 1: that's like.
Speaker 5: That's not that this this is what you would call kay.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, man, I when I hear when I
Speaker 5: hear that, dude, I do kind of laugh sometimes.
Speaker 1: That is that rock. That's who is the creator? Who
Speaker 1: is yeah, who is the leachinger of that? I forget
Speaker 1: his name is, isn't it? No, that's the guitarist.
Speaker 5: I forget his name actually, because they're.
Speaker 1: All just name after Meat.
Speaker 4: Is younger this is my this is my vocal is
Speaker 4: prime rib Old, Prime rib Old.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. I think I think it just I
Speaker 1: think a lot of music turns into like it's how
Speaker 1: you're exposed to it. For me, because I didn't like
Speaker 1: classic rock for a long time, it's still not my
Speaker 1: favorite genre of music. That's the kind of like genre music.
Speaker 1: I kind of like, I just don't care for it
Speaker 1: too much because it doesn't I've never listened to it
Speaker 1: too much. It wasn't around me enough for me to
Speaker 1: grow up with. But then like I realized I kind
Speaker 1: of like metal, and I was like, I don't, I've
Speaker 1: this is another genre, but like it was also in
Speaker 1: everything badass. Like every time I saw anything cool when
Speaker 1: I was younger, it was like some fucking guy with
Speaker 1: a wig on I was painted black and he was thinning,
Speaker 1: angry and he was screaming at the sun. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, this is fucking this is pretty cool. What
Speaker 1: kind of what were you listening to?
Speaker 5: It's like someone in your family just like have like
Speaker 5: a black metal channel.
Speaker 1: It's a black metal channel in the nineties. In that nineties,
Speaker 1: a black metal YouTube. Chan look at this king, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is this YouTube thing you're gonna look YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's me too, right now, It's just me. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just that. Yeah, it's just myself.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yeah, I almost angish. I had a
Speaker 4: moment there because you said you said classic rock. But
Speaker 4: I don't know if you said this or if I
Speaker 4: just heard it. But I heard you say crassic rock.
Speaker 4: So I turned and for like a second, I might
Speaker 4: turned you into fucking what's his face from uh Android nineteen?
Speaker 4: The guy who looks like Kim john Un.
Speaker 5: Oh no, my life, let's not go.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of the word crass, and but no,
Speaker 1: now that you're saying that crass, my brain.
Speaker 4: Did like a like a like I edited a racism on.
Speaker 1: You, crash crash rock.
Speaker 5: That fucking thing that looks like Kim John Un. The
Speaker 5: first time I ever saw an editor that I legit
Speaker 5: it was.
Speaker 1: It was it was just him clapping.
Speaker 5: It was him clapping, and it looked I was like.
Speaker 1: This is energy absorbers on his hand. A little bit
Speaker 1: was like there was a little thing. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: little It was actually really impressive. I was like, this
Speaker 1: is a great edit. He does like him. It's unfortunate
Speaker 1: that there's that much similarity in their designs. Yeah, or look,
Speaker 1: because a person doesn't have a design, a person has
Speaker 1: a look. Yeah, I don't know, I remember how we
Speaker 1: got here. We're talking about Freddy Mark.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the best classic rock song of all time?
Speaker 5: You think it was that that black Back in Black
Speaker 5: or some you think that what people consider what's the
Speaker 5: what's the what when when they hear what, oh put
Speaker 5: on the best classic rock.
Speaker 1: Album or song?
Speaker 4: Or I feel like when people say that and they
Speaker 4: like when people are like, oh, I'm going to play
Speaker 4: the best classic rock song, or like I look at
Speaker 4: like maybe top ten classic rocks. I always hate him
Speaker 4: classic Yeah, the most classic rock.
Speaker 5: You know, we're talking about like the best songs like
Speaker 5: and then the criteria. My thing was, I always judge
Speaker 5: things mostly by it's still hard because it's still subjective,
Speaker 5: by like emotion and what is the most emotionally impactful
Speaker 5: and uh, usually ballads do that. Usually ballads are the
Speaker 5: most emotionally imactful song. So when I'm thinking about classic rock,
Speaker 5: I would say Stairway to Heaven has to count, right, because.
Speaker 1: That's like in the class.
Speaker 5: Well, obviously led Zeppelin is classic rock, and that's probably
Speaker 5: to me, like that or I know some people are
Speaker 5: actually I do. I heard people that are actually sick
Speaker 5: of Hotel California. They're like they hear that song, like
Speaker 5: I fucking don't want to hear anymore because I hear it.
Speaker 5: Anytime you turn on a radio and it's a rock radio,
Speaker 5: that song comes on all the time. I guess, yeah,
Speaker 5: and that's a great fucking song. Like I think songs
Speaker 5: like that are probably, But when I hear like say
Speaker 5: a simple like man, I'm like, you know, I'm usually
Speaker 5: it's kind of like I'm good. Yeah, I don't know, man,
Speaker 5: I'm thinking as.
Speaker 7: I'm thinking, and I'm like, yeah, like I really like
Speaker 7: Credence right, But also sometimes yeah, sometimes like like I've
Speaker 7: had enough.
Speaker 1: Of his voice that is, so you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like I'm so ignorant to this genre music. I know
Speaker 1: these songs I like fortunate Son, I can't help it,
Speaker 1: like because it's just good. It's it is.
Speaker 4: Good, but like I don't know, man, rocky like a
Speaker 4: Hurricane is kind of fun.
Speaker 1: I guess that's see.
Speaker 5: That's more on the genre where you're getting into the
Speaker 5: heart metal. Now, that's more of the arena rock.
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, I do like that. It's like, what.
Speaker 5: Don don don energizing?
Speaker 4: I will say that, but you know what, I hate
Speaker 4: actually fucking that Rocky?
Speaker 1: What is it? The Tiger survivor get over yourself, man,
Speaker 1: look at I will say, I hate how over used
Speaker 1: it is. I was just catching up on I'm gay.
Speaker 1: I am so gay, I'm so neat. Did I mention
Speaker 1: that I'm gay? I'm gay?
Speaker 7: I'm gay?
Speaker 1: Did you know how I was gay? I am gay?
Speaker 8: I am gay, I am gay.
Speaker 1: I like, I think that's a good song. I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 5: Am a gay lord cuz I am gay.
Speaker 1: The reason, the reason why I think that's a good
Speaker 1: song posted personally is because of the fact that that
Speaker 1: song evokes emotion more than probably most song. I don't
Speaker 1: think it does.
Speaker 5: I think it does because it's associated with the movie,
Speaker 5: and then without Rocky, that song.
Speaker 1: Is whatever I think it did. I think Rocky amplified it,
Speaker 1: but I do think it's still evokes emotion unnimily. I
Speaker 1: don't care about Rocky though. The other thing that's interesting.
Speaker 1: He's really rapy in that first movie, but that song,
Speaker 1: he's weird. That song.
Speaker 5: It's so it's it's really interesting how because obviously it's
Speaker 5: associated with Rocky, but that song doesn't appear into Rocky three.
Speaker 5: That's the thing that's crazy because most people that.
Speaker 1: Are isn't a Rocky one. I've seen all of them.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that's a Rocky three.
Speaker 5: So exactly, I'm a I'm I'm a I'm a bona
Speaker 5: fide Rocky fan. I was obsessed with I like, I
Speaker 5: can't even I I can't. Well, I'm not to the
Speaker 5: point where there you know how there's hipsters that like everything. No,
Speaker 5: I still can't. Rocky five is fucking gay, Dude, that
Speaker 5: shit sucks.
Speaker 1: The robot No, that's Rocky for that moment is so fun.
Speaker 1: The robots stupid. But they're also it's in the eighties future.
Speaker 5: It's like they they're like they're in the eighties part
Speaker 5: of where everything's futuristic. Like that's why they're playing. They
Speaker 5: start playing the music that's more uh sentence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no easy way out. Bam bam, bam bamp
Speaker 1: and bam. You know I like that, Shi man, it's uh.
Speaker 5: I like the idea that they were optimistic in like
Speaker 5: a technological like dope neon feut and then and then
Speaker 5: here we are.
Speaker 1: Because that's everything. That whole line started. We started to
Speaker 1: push an envelope thenards that and we were like, no,
Speaker 1: no more, everything, no more.
Speaker 4: It's so yeah, it is funny how it is funny
Speaker 4: how different everything is, but how similar everything looks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, we're like under.
Speaker 4: The surface, everything's unrecognizable from like the nineties. Sure, but
Speaker 4: then it's just like the only thing that's really different
Speaker 4: is that McDonald's are squares, you know, they.
Speaker 5: Really the architecture is for a lot of actually buildings
Speaker 5: now and fast food.
Speaker 1: In general things around they're all the fucking same.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's cheaper to do that. It's very cheap.
Speaker 5: It's it's not the ugliest thing I've ever seen, but
Speaker 5: it is like I remember hanging out in a McDonald's
Speaker 5: or a toaple Belt backs in the back in the day,
Speaker 5: and the.
Speaker 1: Colors were cool. Yeah, they were distinct.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know the burger king around where we lived
Speaker 4: that had like the cars and the old the old
Speaker 4: cars they turned.
Speaker 1: They had like cars for seats in the fucking sort
Speaker 1: of like the of the old drive through era. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like a diner. Have you been there recently?
Speaker 1: I haven't been do. I haven't been.
Speaker 4: It's just like a normal kind of industrial you know, Square.
Speaker 1: I haven't been back home since twenty eighteen. It's crazy
Speaker 1: at least that that area of right in the city,
Speaker 1: like two years ago.
Speaker 5: She got on a plane and go didould go on
Speaker 5: a plane right now?
Speaker 4: In fact, it's the safest time to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys telling me, Like, guys, I'm so afraid
Speaker 1: of planes. It's cratty, expensive and expensive and very safe,
Speaker 1: very very very safe.
Speaker 5: You go, which delta you should take? Delta?
Speaker 4: Take Delta. They probably have a really walk take a Delta,
Speaker 4: a domestic Delta flight to UH. I don't know what's
Speaker 4: the place that they like the most. The biggest accident
Speaker 4: is likely to happen.
Speaker 5: Mm kidding, I guess yeah, so hey, you can drop
Speaker 5: me off in the middle times Square can tell them, no.
Speaker 9: Problem, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Dream I had along time does dream? I had a
Speaker 1: long It was a lot of people.
Speaker 4: Had a dream along time That reminds me of a
Speaker 4: dream had a long time ago where I had had
Speaker 4: a flight home and I was in the airport. I
Speaker 4: was flying from l A to New York, and then
Speaker 4: I walk out and it's just one guy in a
Speaker 4: biplane and just like one seat for me.
Speaker 1: And then I got in.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, ship, And I said, can you
Speaker 4: drop me off in Manhattan? And he was like he
Speaker 4: was like yeah, and then he drove in. But you
Speaker 4: know how like the city is like a grid system, right,
Speaker 4: and it's like a lot of like long hallways. He
Speaker 4: drove in and he was like gonna land in the
Speaker 4: middle of the street, and then the wings like broke
Speaker 4: on the buildings.
Speaker 1: Just a missile, it's just like a tube.
Speaker 4: And then he crashed and then he died. And then
Speaker 4: I went out and got pizza and then I woke up.
Speaker 4: I can said it's fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't. I guess I'd get over that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'd be fine. Yeah, yeah, I just I don't ever
Speaker 1: want to fly over it. It's I never wanted to
Speaker 1: fly in the beginning. But like that's why I'm like
Speaker 1: definitely not going to create a class year. I was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, you wouldn't have gone anyway. Uh, I would
Speaker 1: only do you never go to any of you didn't
Speaker 1: go to that. I would like someone I really cared about.
Speaker 1: I was involved, but now no one's involved. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not well, I'm surprised Chris is back in.
Speaker 5: He's fighting. He's fighting lizard.
Speaker 1: You're fighting lizard fighting a lizard. Damn I couldn't. I
Speaker 1: was like, what the hell is Christmas fighting Strickland for
Speaker 1: some reason, and that he's writing it. Would love to
Speaker 1: beat him up, but that would make me but I
Speaker 1: know he would kill me. Who's shown Strickland? Oh is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's It's just a name drop that you wouldn't know.
Speaker 5: It's just some racist guy in the UFC.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what happened to it? Man? You're crazy for
Speaker 1: thinking that it's different. It is different, lizard, it is different.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it is. It's the people that
Speaker 1: would like that was always adjective with an L lizard
Speaker 1: adjective lonely or loquacious, ludicrous lizard. Yes, yes, see ludacus
Speaker 1: lizard to see. It's easier to do.
Speaker 5: It in that because I was trying to so I
Speaker 5: was obviously I failed miserably, but like I was trying
Speaker 5: to do like a froggy fresh thing.
Speaker 1: Oh oh I see, yeah, lizard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's easy to do it by putting it in
Speaker 5: the in the beginning lizard, liquacious, lizard equationous. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: mean that's the best. That's that's that's it. So yeah,
Speaker 5: that's that's.
Speaker 1: Who Chris is fighting.
Speaker 5: By the way, Yeah, I'm cutting out all that other
Speaker 5: stuff before we were talking.
Speaker 4: We were talking a little bit earlier before the show
Speaker 4: about uh, I don't even know how we got there
Speaker 4: to this conversation, but like people were like, oh, Kingson
Speaker 4: Kingston came in here and he looked distraught, and he
Speaker 4: were like, we were like, what's going on? And we
Speaker 4: kind of assumed that he just killed Lily. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: he came here and we got to talking about the
Speaker 4: premise of like like what is like what would be normal,
Speaker 4: Like would it be normal for a person to like,
Speaker 4: let's say they have a show, would it be normal
Speaker 4: like if they if they did.
Speaker 1: Kill their wife or their girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Would it would it be normal for them to just
Speaker 4: ignore it and come to the show and kind of
Speaker 4: put on the put on the you know, the face
Speaker 4: of like nothing's happening, right, nothing crazy is happening. Or
Speaker 4: would they stay And then like suddenly everybody's alarms are
Speaker 4: raised because like what the fucking is need to come
Speaker 4: in and he didn't let us know what the hell's
Speaker 4: going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was going on. We got to call him
Speaker 1: and see what's going on. We got to go to
Speaker 1: his house and invaders privacy and she was happening exactly.
Speaker 1: It's a tough one. It would be difficult.
Speaker 5: It's a tough one if you're if you definitely did
Speaker 5: it and you're trying not to get caught.
Speaker 1: The uh.
Speaker 5: It's a tough decision to make on the fly because
Speaker 5: I like, now thinking about it, Okay, maybe you do
Speaker 5: want to go to work like normal, because then it's
Speaker 5: like somebody else will discover her and it's like I
Speaker 5: had no idea, whoa, whoa, Oh no, she's.
Speaker 4: A handprint on her face that's my hand size, and she's.
Speaker 1: Dead on the ground.
Speaker 5: There's like digitmon cards all over like they were. Actually
Speaker 5: there's digitmon cards in her throat.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. This fucking don't I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to put myself in a in
Speaker 1: a spot of a murderous mentality, Yeah, because I'm just
Speaker 1: so not well, not a murder Let's say you accidentally
Speaker 1: killed somebody, Because like accidentally killed somebody, I'm turning myself
Speaker 1: in immediately. Really, I'm running running.
Speaker 5: That's crazy because then it's like it goes from being
Speaker 5: like an accident kind of charge, like a manslaughter type
Speaker 5: of thing or negligent or whatever the accident.
Speaker 1: It is, to just probably murder three or something.
Speaker 4: I'm leaving, it's either murder three or nothing.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll rescue now. Then I'm so not violent, Like
Speaker 1: I literally make an effort to not put my hands
Speaker 1: on people.
Speaker 4: That's not the that's not the conversation. The conversation is like,
Speaker 4: let's say you're you're frying an egg. Let's say you
Speaker 4: cook for some reason. Yeah, let's see, Yeah, I look.
Speaker 1: Every day pretty much you actually yeah, we cook? Are
Speaker 1: you the cooker? Yeah? We hope. We help each other,
Speaker 1: but like we Lily doesn't cook. She doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: She helps me, like I don't know, Like it's not
Speaker 1: like I cook, she doesn't. She just sits down. How
Speaker 1: you clean the house all the time? You cook all
Speaker 1: the meals. We clean the house and we cook together.
Speaker 1: Would that be a deal breaker for you? What if,
Speaker 1: like your partner didn't cook at all. If I am
Speaker 1: putting an effort to keep the house clean and she's not,
Speaker 1: then that's a deal breaker. Yes, that's what. It's kind
Speaker 1: of ulous. It should never it should never just be
Speaker 1: all one person doing anything. That's crazy. I agree, that's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the hell. That's that's how old families are. That's
Speaker 1: how like yeah, like her, which is tradition, which is
Speaker 1: kind of stupid. It's lit, it's lit, but it's really stupid.
Speaker 4: Yes, something stay around because they work, and somethings stay
Speaker 4: around because they're just fucking people are too stupid.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 5: If you had a tread wife, though, would you would
Speaker 5: you deprogram her to be like, hey, you can chill,
Speaker 5: we can do this together.
Speaker 1: I couldn't have a child, absolutely not. I couldn't have
Speaker 1: a cold. I couldn't have a trad wife.
Speaker 4: That is the I would never turn somebody into a
Speaker 4: trad wife. But if they were that already, I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: I couldn't have a tried wife, Like I don't. I
Speaker 1: can see the splendor of it, you know, like I
Speaker 1: can see like the rolling golden field of having a
Speaker 1: trad wife, but I also I also like this is
Speaker 1: like you're you're not a person, and I don't think
Speaker 1: i'd want that.
Speaker 5: What makes something about that far.
Speaker 1: It will make another person because of the fact that
Speaker 1: they're holding this trade wives listening right now, like.
Speaker 5: Sara podcast, all the hundreds, we hear you, Tradewives, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Trad I mean you would be surprised. I was.
Speaker 5: I caught your solo episode, right is he did an
Speaker 5: extra Amo solo episode, and I said it was just
Speaker 5: the final question. There was one of our listeners that
Speaker 5: was saying, and it's like kind of this deep into
Speaker 5: listening that he almost voted for Trump, where he said
Speaker 5: that he liked some of his ideas, but he thought
Speaker 5: he was just a massive piece of ship, so we
Speaker 5: couldn't then for him. And I was kind of like
Speaker 5: where you were what you were saying, It was kind
Speaker 5: of like it's kind of surprising.
Speaker 1: Like what what what? What polices do you like?
Speaker 5: But what I'm trying to say is we clearly have
Speaker 5: some listeners that they that guy's still spitting fire, you
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying on a certain level, So it
Speaker 5: wouldn't be a stretch to me that we got some
Speaker 5: traad bitches listening to our podcasts.
Speaker 1: Maybe, I mean, I want to I want to be
Speaker 1: that crazy. I can't fathom it.
Speaker 5: Brother, it's less crazy to me than like we hop
Speaker 5: on this and talk about how much that fucking orange
Speaker 5: fat piece of shi it's a clown. And there's people
Speaker 5: still around that are like, you know, like I hear you,
Speaker 5: but I still kind of like some of the ship
Speaker 5: and so like someone that just like wants to cook
Speaker 5: and clean and take care of the baby and do
Speaker 5: everything and cry in the corner at night, you know,
Speaker 5: and then reset, reset, because you know that's what trad
Speaker 5: wives do.
Speaker 1: You get a knock down, You're like, let's got's.
Speaker 5: You know, like it's they're they're about to explode, and
Speaker 5: there reset it crying the shower and they reset. They
Speaker 5: put on their makeup before beds, and they wake up
Speaker 5: beautiful and not crying.
Speaker 1: If there's other water, that's it's just water. More fire, damn,
Speaker 1: that's good. It's not crying. Good.
Speaker 5: Holy, that is probably real too. They're like the master
Speaker 5: of tears in the fucking shot.
Speaker 1: That's a that I feel like that makes me think
Speaker 1: I've ever said. It makes me so really really sad
Speaker 1: because but also, bitch is your fault.
Speaker 4: So you know, like, yeah, I don't know, I wouldn't
Speaker 4: I wouldn't want hundred mold somebody that the motherfuckers following
Speaker 4: all of us, and we're like, yeah, you can.
Speaker 5: Tell them to leave, they will, that's fine. You can
Speaker 5: tell them leaving they want. And I'm like at that point,
Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, man, it's yeah, Like, if you're
Speaker 5: gonna be around here, just you know what, you're gonna
Speaker 5: be annoyed.
Speaker 1: Let's just put that way. Yeah, if you want to
Speaker 1: give us some money, like, I'm fine.
Speaker 5: No, Like I always say, in the fact, I kind
Speaker 5: of respected because that's that that's that's some level of
Speaker 5: principle there, because it's like, you know what, I like
Speaker 5: these guys.
Speaker 4: I don't care if I disagree with them. They're good,
Speaker 4: They're cool.
Speaker 5: I I I'm gonna be honest. I prefer that way.
Speaker 5: I prefer people who are real like that. Then to
Speaker 5: the uh, the motherfuckers that if you say one thing
Speaker 5: they disagree, they plug their ears and unfollow, I'm like,
Speaker 5: you're fucking game. That to me is ridiculous. I tell
Speaker 5: people every once when I'm talking about politics.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: I've had disagreements back and forth with Dusty Smith, for example,
Speaker 5: I still watch his stream because he actually covers like
Speaker 5: really good ship.
Speaker 4: Is he still a raging piece of ship and no
Speaker 4: good garbage person.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 10: I don't ever thought he was a bad Yeah, I remember,
Speaker 10: I just thought he's he's still a hothead, and that
Speaker 10: was his issue where he drove a wedge between anybody
Speaker 10: who we could have had like friends with.
Speaker 1: But he was just Yeah.
Speaker 4: I remember I didn't like him very much, but I
Speaker 4: didn't care. It wasn't like a I didn't think about
Speaker 4: it really.
Speaker 1: Right, I didn't.
Speaker 5: I like I I know, I made fun of him
Speaker 5: one time I did the Twitter tracks with Bunty, and
Speaker 5: there was a thing where I was making fun of him.
Speaker 5: And I still think about that every once in a
Speaker 5: while because I was just making him.
Speaker 1: How old is he? He's gonna be fifty?
Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense because I remember seeing it. I
Speaker 4: remember being like, you great immediately he happened.
Speaker 5: He had a soul. This is how much I watch him.
Speaker 5: It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: He uh.
Speaker 5: He grade really early. He's like one of those people
Speaker 5: that great early. So he used to die his hair
Speaker 5: so genetically. He was already gray. I think in his
Speaker 5: he's or thirties or something like that.
Speaker 1: Gray and solid snake basically.
Speaker 5: He stop giving a shady's like I don't care anymore.
Speaker 5: And he's fucking completely white. Now it's all I'm like,
Speaker 5: holy fuck, we're just cousin.
Speaker 4: You're just forty year old, forty year old, twenty year
Speaker 4: old cousin.
Speaker 1: He's younger than I was.
Speaker 5: That's some guy on American Idol. I still I was like,
Speaker 5: this nigga ain't because the cut up was like twenty
Speaker 5: eight years old to be on an American idol. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 5: way back and he came a walker. Oh that was
Speaker 5: a great haired guy, right, yeah. I was just thinking
Speaker 5: about it. What the what the hell was his name
Speaker 5: Taylor gray Head or something. I'm serious, like it was like,
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 1: I say it was Taylor. I lost a little oxygen. Taylor.
Speaker 1: Taylor cun No, I wasn't. I'm really trying. I'm genuinely
Speaker 1: trying to remember this guy, Taylor. I have no okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it. You seem to be on Taylor.
Speaker 1: I think it's Taylor, but I don't know. It's something.
Speaker 1: It's something with an ah no, let's look, let's look.
Speaker 5: Uh okay, the gray hair American Idol. Gray hair, There's
Speaker 5: no way.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna pop up. Look, god, this guy was ancient.
Speaker 1: Where the can you give me a name?
Speaker 5: Oh, Taylor Rubin, Oh no, no Hicks, Taylor Ruben Hicks
Speaker 5: to Taylor Hicks, Taylor Heck, Taylor Hicks.
Speaker 1: Familiar. That doesn't sappimate me at all.
Speaker 5: He looks like like, uh, like, yeah, he looks like
Speaker 5: an unachieved George Clooney, like a relative of George Clooney.
Speaker 1: Like to me, he looks like, yeah, that is him. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: it was. It was Taylor Hicks. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Remember sant Gia, dude, that was the first.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I think about Sir Gia at least twice a year,
Speaker 4: which is more common than you would do. So sant
Speaker 4: Gia was on American Idol I think two tho sevent
Speaker 4: around that time, and he was just this kind of
Speaker 4: like this scrawny Indian guy who he didn't sing terribly,
Speaker 4: but he wasn't very good, and so he made it
Speaker 4: and he made it really far in because people were like,
Speaker 4: you have to see this guy, let's vote him in.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 4: That was one of the earliest examples that I could
Speaker 4: remember of like unified trolling.
Speaker 1: To like that guy's got a forehead. I forgot about
Speaker 1: that crazy He wasn't the leader. He looks like he's
Speaker 1: like an Indian bad guy. Yeah, that's oh that's me. Sorry. No, uh,
Speaker 1: don't worry guys, you're not popular.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, he looks like a normal person now. Well
Speaker 5: his eyes are still a little kind of you know.
Speaker 1: He looks like he's on Fresh and Fit me Myron.
Speaker 1: I bet he's been on just you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's the American Idol guy. You know those guys gets me.
Speaker 1: Women suck. Yeah, Americanoidol extra, ammo.
Speaker 5: Let's do a uh, let's do a Manosphere episode which
Speaker 5: is released prob as if it's like a real thing that.
Speaker 8: We can have.
Speaker 4: We can reach out to some of the only fans
Speaker 4: creators that we know, uh, and then we can have
Speaker 4: him on.
Speaker 1: We can just bully them. Dude, we canna have Myron.
Speaker 1: We should have Myron on here.
Speaker 4: I would never if I if I got Myron into
Speaker 4: this apartment, I think I would literally like call if
Speaker 4: I would lock him in here, I would call a
Speaker 4: fumigation team through the windows.
Speaker 1: I would have on the other guy. I would not
Speaker 1: I do not want to I would not want to
Speaker 1: get ripped apart by an animal. That is crazy. You're
Speaker 1: so convinced that he's he looks like ape. I swear,
Speaker 1: tell me he doesn't look you say, I don't agree.
Speaker 8: You are lying.
Speaker 1: I'm not lying in your spirit. You mean it in
Speaker 1: my spirit. I sincerely do not see what that what
Speaker 1: you're saying. He looks her mind.
Speaker 5: Look, man, oh, I didn't funk. I didn't retweet hate
Speaker 5: when I don't have a dream.
Speaker 1: I had a dream that we were in fish and
Speaker 1: and there was a for a reason, a zoo there
Speaker 1: that's awesome, and and the zoo. Everything broke out of
Speaker 1: the zoo and like we drove like one of our
Speaker 1: friend's houses and I was like, what's that? Was like,
Speaker 1: that's a possum. Was like, that's not a posslem, that's
Speaker 1: an ape like creature because a person. It was a
Speaker 1: person in a possum suit. No, no, it was a creature.
Speaker 1: And like, what's going on? So you started driving through
Speaker 1: town and they were apes and like animals all over
Speaker 1: And when was this? When did you have this dream
Speaker 1: last night? What is wrong with you? This is the
Speaker 1: I have had a dream in a few months, so
Speaker 1: this one is definitely vivid for you.
Speaker 4: It's very I have dreams all the time. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: dreamly every night, but I forget them immediately.
Speaker 1: It sucks. It's really annoying. I think I dreamed darkness. Sometimes.
Speaker 4: Do you ever have like a good idea in a
Speaker 4: dream and you're just infuriated because it's just like you
Speaker 4: can't get to like a notepad fast enough.
Speaker 5: Or times I've had I've had some some we talked
Speaker 5: about this recently.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 4: I think we were just like, I know, I wrote
Speaker 4: like an amazing song and a dream and it bothers
Speaker 4: me because I understand, like I know it was there
Speaker 4: because I was like, I remember parts of it and
Speaker 4: as I was writing it down, I was it was
Speaker 4: drifting away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, that's like tears and range. What is that?
Speaker 1: We have a reddit? Yeah, so I I had no idea.
Speaker 1: I stump.
Speaker 5: I don't even know how I stumbled upon it and
Speaker 5: I was like, what the fuck is this? And yeah,
Speaker 5: somebody posted this gorilla. So when I saw it was
Speaker 5: it was only up for five hours, and I was like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck do is There's an active snark tank
Speaker 5: reddit that I've never checked and I still haven't checked.
Speaker 1: And idea to go like Hey, Hi, Yeah, thanks whoever
Speaker 1: whoever you did that?
Speaker 4: Like, I like, usually reddits hate the people that they're
Speaker 4: dedicated to, though, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean it's in maybe that's hard to tell.
Speaker 1: I mean this this uh same shirt I got on
Speaker 1: right now too. I hate it. It doesn't want it
Speaker 1: doesn't reckon.
Speaker 4: You gotta show to this one because there's only one
Speaker 4: face to I think that's what it is. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: if I block your face, there we go. It's a
Speaker 4: little gorilla monch.
Speaker 1: I really don't know how I feel about that. That's
Speaker 1: a funny picture though, I like it. I like, what
Speaker 1: is that from smiling so bad?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Why are you? Are you so joyous?
Speaker 5: You're like like it's it's an interesting face that I
Speaker 5: think I've seen you make before.
Speaker 1: That's like my happiest face. Why is what picture is that? Like?
Speaker 1: Why is it? Why are you so happy? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. It's funny. Thing is You're worth the same?
Speaker 1: I haven't worn this straight in so long, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: try to try to make the face that actually is it?
Speaker 1: Say that you're in this age.
Speaker 5: Try try to make the try to make the face
Speaker 5: a little wider mouth, wider, mouth, a little wider.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good, all right.
Speaker 5: So I can see there's a little editing going on
Speaker 5: because it hurts to try to do that.
Speaker 1: Anyway. So I would definitely run away from an accidental homicide.
Speaker 1: I would. I would totally call myself that's crazy, like this,
Speaker 1: then it's like your life's over.
Speaker 4: No, I actually feel like I would, Honestly, the realizer
Speaker 4: is I like, I would probably be paralyzed. I think
Speaker 4: I would probably like stand there and not do anything
Speaker 4: because I'd be like, I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5: I would be afraid if, like say, it was like
Speaker 5: a joke like how your Lily scenario, you stuff the
Speaker 5: you stuff the digitmonk cars on her.
Speaker 1: Throat, Like I, you know, I don't know what I have.
Speaker 1: I I have action figures. So maybe I did that
Speaker 1: to Jojo or something. Yeah, I would.
Speaker 5: It would be or if I just woke up and
Speaker 5: she's like fucking on the floor, like I would be
Speaker 5: so mad.
Speaker 1: I would be.
Speaker 5: I would be terrified because like, oh, black husband kills
Speaker 5: white wife kind of a thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, whole thing. Yeah, yeah, we'd have to talk
Speaker 1: about it on the show. Too. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna isn't it.
Speaker 4: I understand what you're saying, Like you were talking about
Speaker 4: it's like that's crazy to run away from something like that,
Speaker 4: and I do agree. But like also like there is
Speaker 4: like a natural kind of I feel like from a
Speaker 4: base instinct level.
Speaker 1: Well, you always you always go to the worst. You
Speaker 1: know what do you mean, Like like people are brains,
Speaker 1: you always go to like all my the worst is
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Ever, Well, I mean it's just like this
Speaker 1: is a situation.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna leave, get out of the I remember doing
Speaker 5: I think about this every once in a while where
Speaker 5: my grandma tripped. We were in like Florida or something,
Speaker 5: and she was just in her tracksuit like walking. We
Speaker 5: went out, Me and my brother went out with her.
Speaker 5: We're kids, like under ten years old or something, and
Speaker 5: she tripped on a curve and fell. I've never seen
Speaker 5: my grandma fall before. I was fucking terrifying to me,
Speaker 5: just seeing old lady boom and it said, and you left,
Speaker 5: We fucking it literally terrified us. It was like and
Speaker 5: we ran because it was so like, dude, she was
Speaker 5: obviously pissed.
Speaker 1: She got fucking bad. That we didn't help her, but
Speaker 1: it was it was legitimately.
Speaker 5: I'd never seen anything like that before, and it was like, oh,
Speaker 5: maybe we It was like it's like almost like immediately
Speaker 5: we assume the worst and like we need to go
Speaker 5: run and like find somebody or do something instead of checking.
Speaker 1: Out my grandma story. But I did not, but I
Speaker 1: to stay to help my grandma. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: somebody help her right when they fall. But this is real.
Speaker 1: She's done this to me multiple times. She's done this
Speaker 1: to me so many times that she did. One time,
Speaker 1: there was like an Oprah Winfrey show like in in
Speaker 1: New York. She wanted to go see right, and we're
Speaker 1: waiting in the line to go see it. She obviously
Speaker 1: dragged me. It was like my stud didn't want to go,
Speaker 1: my cousin didn't want to go, and her siblings didn't
Speaker 1: want to go. And I was like, Grandma, I don't
Speaker 1: want to go. She was like, well, too bad, you're going.
Speaker 1: So we went to the city we're in, Like we
Speaker 1: were in the place in Queens. I forgot what it's
Speaker 1: called the like the showroom and Queens is it the
Speaker 1: open Sky Stadium? I forget what I think it's how's
Speaker 1: there forest Hills. No, not Forest Hills, It's it's some
Speaker 1: sort of like whatever having center, Jacob David Center that's
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. Don't worry about it. So we went there,
Speaker 1: and I remember she fell down, but she always whenever
Speaker 1: she falls, she grabs me to help herself not fall.
Speaker 1: She's done it multiple times. And why I wanted you there?
Speaker 1: She wanted you there literally just in case, you know,
Speaker 1: so like she she slipped, because it was slowly she slipped,
Speaker 1: and I remember she grabbed the collar of my shirt
Speaker 1: and in the process of falling, he used me to
Speaker 1: not fall through to the floor. And I was like, Grandma,
Speaker 1: why wretched in Literally no, I got it. But I'm
Speaker 1: still clothes and all fucked up. And I was like,
Speaker 1: now I gotta go and watch Oprah fucked up the
Speaker 1: pan on me.
Speaker 4: This poor kid, This is this poor dirty, freezing black teenager.
Speaker 4: Your dirt and shoot and fucking snow over.
Speaker 1: You slipped on like an oil like like a little
Speaker 1: oil chimney opening like.
Speaker 4: Snow here those cartoons when somebody like SIPs on up
Speaker 4: an an appeal and then they like they enter a
Speaker 4: building and they come out with like some assortment of
Speaker 4: bullsh and you slip and like you you scroll into
Speaker 4: like a fucking oil refire.
Speaker 1: And I come out as like a Saudi print or
Speaker 1: something like that. You come down still, you still sit down,
Speaker 1: kicks and get the funk over here, like Grandma, let's
Speaker 1: just go inside and the late next do his last
Speaker 1: and then over. It's like at the end of it,
Speaker 1: she gives. She gives everybody like a new wardrobe. Like
Speaker 1: you get a new wardrobe, and you get a new wardrobe,
Speaker 1: not you, not you to death. You're grazed.
Speaker 5: What bring out to the gallows that fucking have uh
Speaker 5: what's his name, doctor Phil? Like when he was still
Speaker 5: like sern or whatever, mister Phil. Yeah, mister Phil, like
Speaker 5: wheeling it out, got a parlaid.
Speaker 1: Like the fucking axe guy from Resting with five. Yeah, bro,
Speaker 1: that show was so fucking insane. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: get my fake degree.
Speaker 4: To buy my degree on sucking at I T T
Speaker 4: Tech Dot Store dots more.
Speaker 1: If it was that easy, man, I would be like
Speaker 1: what am I? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Speaker 1: Why am I not doing this? You really can't do that?
Speaker 1: That is is like not not something you can't do.
Speaker 5: My oldest step my oldest stepsister. She needed to when
Speaker 5: Washington Mutual was still a thing. Yeah, right, she needed
Speaker 5: a degree to get this position, and she was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: I have one. They don't verify and I was like
Speaker 5: what the I was like, wait, so you just skip
Speaker 5: thousands of dollars in years to just fucking just be like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I get this job.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's that's insane. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like the sports thing too.
Speaker 4: It's like like people are just like, you're a really
Speaker 4: good play, We're gonna just default past your classes, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like I've seen that half that's true.
Speaker 1: It's just like I know people that happened too, that.
Speaker 4: There was any merit in this country ever. It's it's
Speaker 4: hilarious in retrospect. Is truly insane.
Speaker 5: Merit is so fucking it's not real. It's it's definitely
Speaker 5: not I mean, it's all it's nepotism and just.
Speaker 1: Who you know, it's nepotism and maliciousness. Yeah. Really, I
Speaker 1: think I think merit doesn't matter, but the idea that
Speaker 1: the merit is a piece of paper, it's fucking so insane, stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like people that I know, people that are in my bioclasses.
Speaker 1: That were fucking idiots that are now nurses. They're fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: They went on they were cheating in classes, like there's
Speaker 1: a there's a college. Yeah, well I have to a degree.
Speaker 1: Yeah like west there's a continent called West Coast Medical,
Speaker 1: right you it's a nursing school that you take none
Speaker 1: of these signs classes to go get into sick That
Speaker 1: is corazy.
Speaker 5: I bet I ran into one recently. So my new
Speaker 5: doctor is right down the street from me where I was.
Speaker 5: I just got a blood drawn from a nurse. And
Speaker 5: usually all my encounters have been like professional, like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: they trained, they have experience. This one it was crazy.
Speaker 5: It was like she was torturing me because like her
Speaker 5: technique was, first of all, you know anyone, my veins
Speaker 5: are very visible, very easy. I'm an easy candidate, So
Speaker 5: first terrible. She goes to the side and like like
Speaker 5: here's my vein so easy, Like she goes to the side,
Speaker 5: she goes this way, and I'm like, what's happening? And
Speaker 5: then from goofy and then it's at like wait, goofy, goofy.
Speaker 5: It was at a crazy angle. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 5: this hurts. And then like I saw I tried to
Speaker 5: relieve some pain by putting my arm up a little bit, and.
Speaker 8: She was like no.
Speaker 1: She literally did this twice, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: do you I was looking at her, like what are
Speaker 1: you doing? I've never I was like, my only explanation
Speaker 1: is she likes hurting people coming in from the side.
Speaker 1: That's that's insane. I've never you do that. I've never
Speaker 1: had my blood drawn. Now, I never had my blood
Speaker 1: drawn in italic for people, for people listening. It wasn't
Speaker 1: completely to the side.
Speaker 5: It was like at a less forty five ish degree
Speaker 5: angle instead of its coming in like that's still completely
Speaker 5: parallel to my fucking forearm. It was a it was
Speaker 5: angled a little forty five maybe a little bit of
Speaker 5: a stretch, but it was at an angle enough to
Speaker 5: where I was like, what the fun.
Speaker 1: Was actually just it was actually just a bubble tee
Speaker 1: straw that he got that she got in and she
Speaker 1: just like she had like a she had like one
Speaker 1: of those vacuum cleaner level like like it's a bubble
Speaker 1: tea straw and a Dison vacuum.
Speaker 5: Can't I feel like just after a little bit, like
Speaker 5: you're already like, oh, yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm never that bitch.
Speaker 5: I've never touching me again. And I don't even to
Speaker 5: be fair, I don't even know she did anything with
Speaker 5: that blood because drink it. Because doctor hasn't called me.
Speaker 5: No one's called me for my results, and it's been weeks.
Speaker 5: Usually takes a week, like usually.
Speaker 1: Went to UH.
Speaker 4: I remember years ago I went to like UH. I
Speaker 4: think I did a blood test that like a planned
Speaker 4: parenthood just out of safety, you know. Yeah, that was
Speaker 4: in a raucous time. But so I was getting my
Speaker 4: bloodro and then the nurse was like the nurse she
Speaker 4: said something that was like so it put me off guard,
Speaker 4: but like I didn't know how to interpret it. She said,
Speaker 4: she said, I got a nice blood, but it wasn't
Speaker 4: like the I can't remember the tone exactly, but it
Speaker 4: was like I wasn't paying enough attention.
Speaker 1: So like I just interpreted the words.
Speaker 5: And I was like, how do you think you disassociated
Speaker 5: because you saw salivating.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a vampire. It's just a vampire
Speaker 1: worked that planted Parodi's crazy activity. That's crazy. That's a
Speaker 1: great idea. They're reading them, they're eating them.
Speaker 4: Afterwards, I remember that should be. I remember that ship
Speaker 4: being borderline free. By the way, I'm pretty sure now
Speaker 4: it's like two thousand dollars planted.
Speaker 1: Parenthood had a lot of free services back. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. The big I know the big A was
Speaker 1: it was not free. Yeah, that.
Speaker 5: It was all the it was like permitted of care,
Speaker 5: prevented of stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Was the early ones they did there. What like early early,
Speaker 1: like very early ones they do there.
Speaker 5: I don't mean like like the pill, no, like like
Speaker 5: you mean actual procedures like a clinic.
Speaker 1: Within the first within the first six weeks. I feel
Speaker 1: like they only do that clinics. But like I getet wrong.
Speaker 1: I literally I don't have yet. I'm not a doctor.
Speaker 1: I've never i've never i've never attended one of mine.
Speaker 1: I've never had I've never had that. I've never had.
Speaker 5: I've had a few scares, but they all didn't pan out.
Speaker 5: It's just one of those things how humans, how humans.
Speaker 1: Behave were.
Speaker 5: Some of those girls have late periods all the time,
Speaker 5: but they didn't have any sexual activity around that time,
Speaker 5: so they didn't think about it.
Speaker 1: I'll give you. It's just like five dollars in a
Speaker 1: bus ticket, Like hey, handle that handle that here's a ticket.
Speaker 4: To the Museum of Staircases and spring loaded boxing gloves.
Speaker 1: Be quick about it. But I want my receipts.
Speaker 5: I want my receipt I mean, at least get You
Speaker 5: got to get the receipts and let them because you
Speaker 5: gotta know you gotta go.
Speaker 1: It's a lot smarter if I'm telling you not to
Speaker 1: do it. Which granted, I haven't had one that has
Speaker 1: had to go take that, like the that actual stop.
Speaker 1: It's always been like, you're taking that pill. Get the
Speaker 1: morning after, you're taking that pill good the morning after.
Speaker 1: One girl, I've had one girl she took it upon herself.
Speaker 1: She was like just just in case. I'm like, she
Speaker 1: didn't even ask for money or nothing. She had it
Speaker 1: once and I was like, we're going to CBS right now,
Speaker 1: especially something like No.
Speaker 5: I definitely had what I had one of those where
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm moving to Canada and or Mexico.
Speaker 1: Like if that's what happens, I haven't you gonna be
Speaker 1: a double bean. They're gonna split down the middle like
Speaker 1: nineties Superman. But there's a blue and a red one
Speaker 1: That was.
Speaker 5: Just one of those girls that like we had absolutely
Speaker 5: zero in common other than just like, oh, we we're
Speaker 5: just we're just we're just fucking right. It was one
Speaker 5: of those things where I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 5: And then so that after that, it's like.
Speaker 1: New, new, new caveat new line.
Speaker 5: Is she needs to be cool at least like if
Speaker 5: if you're gonna, if you're gonna, you're gonna fuck a girl,
Speaker 5: like at least she can't be He was like one
Speaker 5: of those dumb raider bitches like I know, huh kind
Speaker 5: of thing, and I'm like, I would have killed myself.
Speaker 1: I knocked down so many of those I love that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I couldn't stop. I was I
Speaker 1: was addicted to terrible Hispanic women in New York. I
Speaker 1: don't know what was wrong with me. Yeah, any thank
Speaker 1: you for timing that questions really well. He stopped talking,
Speaker 1: so I was like, I remember, now the guys, seriously,
Speaker 1: don't fuck somebody. You wouldn't at least be four percent
Speaker 1: okay with.
Speaker 5: Them, But you gotta have some sort of like, you know,
Speaker 5: you gotta have a line. I think of the worst
Speaker 5: scenario and then be like, what can I handle this?
Speaker 5: If you say fuck no, don't don't it's not it's
Speaker 5: not worth it, bro, even though like say, in my situation,
Speaker 5: everything's worked out just fine, but still, it's it's it's
Speaker 5: it's plenty of people.
Speaker 1: I know, plenty of people that have kids with people
Speaker 1: they fucking hate, and they are bound together as long
Speaker 1: as that kid is alive. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So you know a handful of my high school friends,
Speaker 5: they absolutely did not stay with their baby mamas, like
Speaker 5: not even.
Speaker 1: Like not even a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, I remember, I was gonna say it was
Speaker 4: stupid and had nothing to do with anything. I was
Speaker 4: gonna say, like because I mentioned spring loaded boxing gloves
Speaker 4: and that was like I was thinking, like that's something
Speaker 4: that I thought I would see more of. Also, like
Speaker 4: I saw that in so many cartoons. I was disappointed that.
Speaker 1: Like you could.
Speaker 5: I was disappointed that you couldn't just go get that.
Speaker 5: I mean, like they weren't at Walmart or something. For me,
Speaker 5: it was it was the lone banana peels, maybe a banana. Yeah,
Speaker 5: don't you never saw rogue banana peels. I've never saw them, really,
Speaker 5: Like I thought, these are like a real God, you've
Speaker 5: never seen a rogue banana peel? I definitely absolutely, I
Speaker 5: don't know if I pointed it out or anything.
Speaker 1: Gave you a little bit of banana. That's how you
Speaker 1: make them like like they could die.
Speaker 5: Look if they didn't a little, if they weren't agreeable,
Speaker 5: we probably would see way more humans ship.
Speaker 1: You know, they were like probably like an animal comsing
Speaker 1: praticul doing. We're particularly discussing here. Yeare are parts that No,
Speaker 1: yeah for sure, also way too overcrowded. Yes, but like
Speaker 1: we are very disgusting here.
Speaker 5: We're just because we you know, we're social creatures and
Speaker 5: we like to jam into these air like when you
Speaker 5: look at like, say, oh, the vast majority of these
Speaker 5: countries live in like like these little dots right, Like
Speaker 5: it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: Even us, the middle of us is empty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want fucking us to essentially terraform the Midwest
Speaker 5: and turn it into like bring it up to speed,
Speaker 5: have a good internet.
Speaker 1: Good thing we use it for like agriculture stuff or no,
Speaker 1: is it or is it just like we're not there
Speaker 1: because we don't want to get taken into the heavens
Speaker 1: by wind.
Speaker 4: It's kind of a mix, like there's something we use
Speaker 4: for agrolzure and some of it is just kind of
Speaker 4: barren and it's not really ought to do.
Speaker 1: It's like we can do.
Speaker 5: It's like when you look at say like Arizona and Nevada,
Speaker 5: they're like, we're not doing anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we? What are we doing?
Speaker 5: But so people started building like big as cities there.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, Okay, we can definitely do that in
Speaker 5: some of the dry patches.
Speaker 1: In the Midwest.
Speaker 5: But I think just a lot of rich counties own
Speaker 5: all this property and just aren't doing thing with it.
Speaker 1: It's like they just bought it, and like.
Speaker 4: Bill Gates are own like a fucking ridiculous amount of
Speaker 4: like just unused farmland or something.
Speaker 1: I feel that.
Speaker 5: Surprised me if remember reading that. Fucking I know Zuck
Speaker 5: owns like like fat parts of like Hawaii or something.
Speaker 5: Just like oh yeah it really yeah, he owns like
Speaker 5: an island and stuff and he owns I.
Speaker 1: Wish I could smite people. If I could like call
Speaker 1: upon the power of the gods and just smite humans,
Speaker 1: that would be great, wouldn't it. It would be until
Speaker 1: I lose it, because I'm gonna lose it eventually. Who
Speaker 1: would you if you had just one charge? One charge?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had one charge and you lose it. You
Speaker 5: can you can sit there can be one smite.
Speaker 1: No, it's one person. I can legally say, yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't do it. You can't.
Speaker 4: Hypothetically I can't do because it's specifically illegal.
Speaker 1: I guess that's pretty obviously.
Speaker 5: I think I think it's only illegal if you're actually
Speaker 5: saying I'm going to do this, and it is not
Speaker 5: a fantasy scenario where you can't.
Speaker 1: That's not the people who know. No, that's not, that's not.
Speaker 1: That's not. I don't know what one is. I can't
Speaker 1: do one. I need more. Yeah, yeah, you can't just
Speaker 1: need to kill the person that creates that rule that
Speaker 1: it's only one first and then I'll have more. That's not.
Speaker 4: That's not how you need to kill the person who
Speaker 4: enforces that rule betually made it up.
Speaker 1: You know, who's to say they have any power? I
Speaker 1: just need I need to be able to break that rule.
Speaker 5: How many people do you think we're just wasting on
Speaker 5: the most inconstant like the most A lot of people.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people, and a lot of
Speaker 4: people would be like share of from across the streets.
Speaker 1: You having kids with that it would just be their teacher.
Speaker 4: That's why I heard, yeah, Hoskin would die.
Speaker 1: I remember hearing that there was like this worse scenario
Speaker 1: where like you have you have that's how you die?
Speaker 1: You make that in the middle of class to a kid.
Speaker 1: Is like she's teaching then, like she's laugh about.
Speaker 5: One of our uh, one of our smart tank listeners
Speaker 5: sent me that what is it called Monster House clip?
Speaker 5: Which one that guy he just screams out of He
Speaker 5: just screams out of nowhere in the car.
Speaker 1: It's not real. It's so I've seen that. I've never
Speaker 1: seen that before. I've watched it like probably thirty times
Speaker 1: last night. Fucking funny.
Speaker 4: That movie has a lot of I love the clip
Speaker 4: from that movie where the guy comes in and he
Speaker 4: eats the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there's like a scene where you're like, oh sorry,
Speaker 1: I was in the forest wrestling with the bar clone
Speaker 1: when we got the call. I've seen. That movie is hideous. Also,
Speaker 1: that Moe disgusting animation. Holy fuck. It's a classic. Though
Speaker 1: unfortunately it's a good It is really good. I never
Speaker 1: seen I told those first. Did you see on Instagram?
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw it? Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you guys see?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: This wrestling?
Speaker 4: This is this wrestling uh, this indie wrestling league with
Speaker 4: this character. No, no, okay, so you haven't seen it.
Speaker 4: There's a here's a wrestling league.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 4: I don't know the abbreviation for it. I have no
Speaker 4: touchdown for wrestling at all. Well I know is that
Speaker 4: this looks like it looked like an independent kind of
Speaker 4: small thing. And there's a wrestler and his name. He's
Speaker 4: got two flannels on, he's got a flannel tied around
Speaker 4: his waist, he's got a flannel up hear, he's got
Speaker 4: long hair and hat.
Speaker 1: And his name is Stephen Flow, Steven Flo. The song
Speaker 1: I remember these Steven like Stevens and the lyrics are
Speaker 1: Stephen Flow, Steven Flow. And then the announcer goes, it's
Speaker 1: Stephen Flow climbing up on a turnbuckle. I saw you. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The lyrics are fucking awesome because the chorus is just
Speaker 4: Steven Flow over and over again. But the lyrics are
Speaker 4: like all sorts of weird ship. And then at the
Speaker 4: end it's like Stephen is here, but I don't know
Speaker 4: where he is. It is the dumbest fucking thing I've
Speaker 4: ever seen.
Speaker 1: Sounds like this show. It sounds like literally, like the.
Speaker 5: Way the announce the way the announcer interjects, just so
Speaker 5: you know it's Stephen Like if you haven't figured it
Speaker 5: out by now, murdered. I love uh fucking indie ship
Speaker 5: because like there's uh so Caine. I'm sure you've seen
Speaker 5: Caine before, Chris, Like if I show you a picture like,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, I think I just red mask and like
Speaker 5: you know, he's big fucking dumb ass.
Speaker 1: Uh he Oh go ahead, play hold on to keep talking.
Speaker 5: Okay, So there's a there's a gay version of Kane
Speaker 5: in in the in the Indies name Gaane.
Speaker 1: It's fucking awesome. I looked to heaven. You said that,
Speaker 1: and I look. I looked. I looked right at God,
Speaker 1: Like wherever God is in heaven, he's I'll be right
Speaker 1: at him. This fucking asshole, let me see him. Just
Speaker 1: he's just like he's just gay. That is insane gas.
Speaker 1: That is so funny. That the funniest like seed in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 12: Where you're nope, steeved flow, Steven flow, Stevens flo, Stephen flow,
Speaker 12: Stephen fo.
Speaker 4: And what I love most about it is that it's
Speaker 4: Stephen flow, but like flow has an E at the end.
Speaker 1: It's a differentiate. That's great.
Speaker 5: It's so dimn it looks like a wrestler, because there
Speaker 5: was a wrestler named Raven that essentially looked like that.
Speaker 5: I remember, Yeah, so he looks like that's basically how
Speaker 5: Raven dressed. He looked like fucking he look like Grune. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he looks like long hair, stupid flannels and ship is crazy.
Speaker 1: Ganes fucking and that is that is probably one of
Speaker 1: the wildest. That is a That is a joke for me,
Speaker 1: Like that is a joke. I was like, Oh, this
Speaker 1: is fucking is freaking God damnit. So this is Gane
Speaker 1: g a y n A y any. He's just He's
Speaker 1: just Kane but gay. He's just gay. I swear to God, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. People always say like, oh man, like that's.
Speaker 5: So like I always getting People are like, oh, it's
Speaker 5: so immature, and I'm yeah, so what so what?
Speaker 4: The fact that it's as amateure but still exists is
Speaker 4: what makes it funny that like adults were like, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm gonna do like a thirty year old
Speaker 4: my man was like, you know what I'm gonna do
Speaker 4: exactly that, I'll be Kine but gay and commit to
Speaker 4: it to the point where like he's like out there
Speaker 4: doing it, and it's the commitment to the bit that
Speaker 4: makes it fine.
Speaker 1: I went through a phase where I thought, like, you
Speaker 1: go to kill you think silliness is funny, this thing
Speaker 1: is that is silly or funny. Yeah, and then you
Speaker 1: go through it you get you're like you're like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I like more refined comedy. We're like, I think farts
Speaker 1: are a little funnier now, and then you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just think edge is funny, but I just looped
Speaker 1: back around to just ridiculousness. Yeah. He's the key to
Speaker 1: hilarity to me, because like the idea of someone being like,
Speaker 1: you know, it'd be really funny if Kine was gay,
Speaker 1: and when your homies being like say less yeah, and
Speaker 1: then this fucking guy goes and fucking just although whole
Speaker 1: now you don't see it for two days and he
Speaker 1: pulls back up. Look at this good I'm gay. I'm gay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I have no interest in watching like the
Speaker 4: whatever the match was. Yeah, but like that that intro
Speaker 4: fucking killed me.
Speaker 5: There's uh so my friend and I we were actually
Speaker 5: going to legitimately. So there's a thing called South Paul
Speaker 5: Regional wrestling that the WWE universe started. It was like
Speaker 5: a fake regional Southern scene, and so all the wrestlers
Speaker 5: in ww just came up with all these fake wrestler
Speaker 5: things and they're just doing like these promos, and so
Speaker 5: we wanted to do something similar like that, and we were.
Speaker 1: We didn't come up. You know, it's one of those things.
Speaker 5: We're on the fly. We're like, what should we call it?
Speaker 5: And then somebody said the Sexual Wrestling Federation and it
Speaker 5: never changed, like it was like a placeholder, and it's like, okay,
Speaker 5: we're just the SWF. Now I guess we're the second
Speaker 5: Wrestling Federation. And we started actually creating characters where my
Speaker 5: favorite one was because this was right when the uh
Speaker 5: Unite the Right thing happened. And so the main villain
Speaker 5: was the alt writer and he was like the tiki
Speaker 5: torch guy and he's on his tacks and ship and
Speaker 5: can you guess what his finishing move is called?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: I love it. I love when people understand that's a dope.
Speaker 1: It sounds dope. Is fucking funny? Is this funny and
Speaker 1: cool in a really not good way? It's like, oh man,
Speaker 1: this is like like the final boss of a fight,
Speaker 1: being a Clans member draped in like some sort of
Speaker 1: like sick fucking gown with a hood on, and he
Speaker 1: has like a sword that's a giant cross or something,
Speaker 1: and if he's good too. That's the thing. Do you
Speaker 1: remember Kung Fury? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: So here's the thing that I feel like dropped the
Speaker 5: ball because in that entire movie, Hitler was supposed to
Speaker 5: be a kung fu genius and he was built up
Speaker 5: as that, and then it turns out he was just
Speaker 5: complete fraud. And it actually disappointed me because I was thinking, like,
Speaker 5: the twist is gonna be No, he's actually is like
Speaker 5: so he because you were like, okay, he's a fraud.
Speaker 5: He's retending. It's like a Wizard of Os type thing
Speaker 5: it was, and I was like, well, no, that's you.
Speaker 1: I feel like it.
Speaker 5: I loved it up to that point where I was
Speaker 5: super disappointed that. I'm like, I wanted Hitler to be like,
Speaker 5: oh how is the ship.
Speaker 1: I think maybe at that time they didn't want to
Speaker 1: empower Hitdler.
Speaker 5: I think that's probably what happened. I think it would
Speaker 5: have been better for sure, but it's like one of those.
Speaker 4: It's I do agree that, like they should have just
Speaker 4: did it anyway, because I'm of the mind.
Speaker 1: It's it's almost like in like I think Meddle Gear
Speaker 1: Solid Too was supposed to have like the World Trade
Speaker 1: Center in it, you know what I mean, And then
Speaker 1: they were like, eh, no, it's like imagine, let's cut
Speaker 1: that out. Or like even Spider Man.
Speaker 4: You remember Spider Man. The first trailer for Spider Man. Yeah,
Speaker 4: where they had they caught the helicopter in between the
Speaker 4: Twin Towers.
Speaker 1: Sick imagery. You always have the Twin Towers? Have ever
Speaker 1: looked cool to me?
Speaker 5: Then they took it out of a project Gotham Racing too.
Speaker 1: Oh I think so. Yeah, they got rid of it,
Speaker 1: and I remember that you get to the end of
Speaker 1: five and the fantasy signal stuff for off as a
Speaker 1: bitch like actually in the seventies, it's like you punch
Speaker 1: him once and he's like, oh, he blows up. All right,
Speaker 1: I saved the world. It blows up. Did you move
Speaker 1: on to a question? Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go on to some questions from our patrons
Speaker 4: over at Patreon on tom Slasher Snartank. Remember you can
Speaker 4: go over there there's a bunch of tears that you
Speaker 4: can do. There's a tear for asking questions that, there's
Speaker 4: a tear for getting your name right at the end
Speaker 4: of the show. H In my solo episode, there was
Speaker 4: some confusion about, like I guess there's still like a
Speaker 4: fifteen dollar tier, and there's some people who are on
Speaker 4: the fifteen dollar tier, like curious as to why their
Speaker 4: names aren't being read. That's not the name read tier.
Speaker 4: That's like kind of like an older like we've got
Speaker 4: to fix that. Patreon's weird about like altering tears, Like
Speaker 4: there's like a weird kind of back end thing that
Speaker 4: you have to do because I remember trying to do
Speaker 4: this with my old one and it's just like you
Speaker 4: can't just fucking do that. You gotta do all and
Speaker 4: it's weird. It's fucking bizarre, especially if there are people
Speaker 4: attached to it.
Speaker 1: So just PSA.
Speaker 4: If you're trying to your name right on the show
Speaker 4: and you're curious as why it's not happening, and you're
Speaker 4: on that tier, that's why twenty five twenty which is expensive,
Speaker 4: but expensive it's four fucking pages. Yeah, if at this point,
Speaker 4: if it clearly twenty five dollars. How, yeah, exactly, Like
Speaker 4: if it was, we'd be here for it would be
Speaker 4: the whole show. Well, let's let's let's be real.
Speaker 1: That's uh.
Speaker 5: I can't remember what the tier was before. When we
Speaker 5: first started it, it was lower and it got I
Speaker 5: think it got up twice if I remember correctly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it might have been twenty. It didn't
Speaker 1: start off at I don't even know if it started
Speaker 1: off at twenty.
Speaker 5: I'm not even sure it would have to be.
Speaker 1: I have to check. I don't remember it.
Speaker 5: We were like, fuck, it's gonna it's gonna be insane.
Speaker 5: I mean, for example, I think we have like uh,
Speaker 5: like say the five dollars tier has like I think
Speaker 5: there's like thirteen hundred people or something like that in
Speaker 5: the tier.
Speaker 1: So yeah, imagine if we.
Speaker 5: Lowered it, a lot of those people would migrate to
Speaker 5: the It's like we can't read all those credits.
Speaker 1: So it's it's literally for that purpose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's expensive, specifically to disincentivize you from doing.
Speaker 1: And I appreciate it. You appreciate it. No, it's fun.
Speaker 1: It's like these people like it's it's phenomenal. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's really cool. I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't feel like I'm hoping that we're just giving
Speaker 5: them a product that they feel like it's well deserved.
Speaker 5: And the people that have been there for like years,
Speaker 5: they clearly think so.
Speaker 1: And that makes me happy. Yeah, I think so too.
Speaker 4: And and the the credits at this point have become
Speaker 4: such a big part of the show, yes that I
Speaker 4: think people actually sit around and listen to it more. Yes,
Speaker 4: because there's unhinged shit happening in them. And I think
Speaker 4: it makes people more likely to even jump on if
Speaker 4: you just ran through them every time. I don't think
Speaker 4: people would care that they wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I think some of the best material in our show
Speaker 1: has been in the credits for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so too. Anyway, So we're gonna get
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Speaker 4: I've merged tiny and minor. That's like a tighter stroke.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I'm never doing that again. Maybe it's okayaoke.
Speaker 1: You might be dangerous.
Speaker 5: Well, just don't do uh Celesti, Sylvester saloon, Uh doing
Speaker 5: fucking What the is that man called again?
Speaker 1: Pro jam? Yeah? Pro first? Yeah, there you go? Projam?
Speaker 1: I ever heard? It just wasn't coming to my mind.
Speaker 1: There was a pro jam exhibit. When I want the
Speaker 1: other songs, or just have one song? They're really is
Speaker 1: the one that I is the only one that I
Speaker 1: like that I've heard. I really, I know they have.
Speaker 1: I know they have many.
Speaker 5: They actually released an album like a year or two ago.
Speaker 4: Yes, I remember that day, Remember the day they put
Speaker 4: out the new album because I went to the store
Speaker 4: and I bought it and I was like, man, it
Speaker 4: doesn't get Eddie better than this.
Speaker 1: I need something. You'd be my fight, you'd be my smite.
Speaker 1: It would be you. You would waste it like a child.
Speaker 1: You may be, you may me mad in this instance,
Speaker 1: you have to die. That's a good bad joke. It's
Speaker 1: not bad. It's not bad at all. Anyway. What did
Speaker 1: he say?
Speaker 5: I don't even think we read the fun not at all,
Speaker 5: not even close. All right, so he said, yeah, getting
Speaker 5: pants wall softer?
Speaker 4: And he says, hey, boys, Snark Tank meet up at
Speaker 4: the Dave Blunts concert in Santa Anna at the Observatory.
Speaker 1: I know Sweety's a big fan. I'm not. When is
Speaker 1: this in May? In May? How much are the tickets?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Like thirty bucks?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: That might not be a bad idea, there's no should
Speaker 4: we have an unofficial meet up?
Speaker 5: I literally already secured my ticket, So if you guys
Speaker 5: want to do that.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Is it seats or is it like it's I'm
Speaker 1: assuming it's just a pit.
Speaker 5: It's just a floor. No, it's definitely just the floor.
Speaker 5: There's no there's no I'm sipping. Derek will be there
Speaker 5: at the very time. I will absolutely, depending on the
Speaker 5: day in May. Yeah, I don't know who the Dave
Speaker 5: Ones is.
Speaker 1: You've seen his fat ass.
Speaker 4: I've seen him, but like I don't. I don't know
Speaker 4: anything about him. I've never heard anything that he's ever done.
Speaker 1: And I think I might not.
Speaker 4: Specific I might avoid it specifically, just just just to
Speaker 4: be completely bewildered like that.
Speaker 1: But like I don't, I don't hate the idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a great experience get away.
Speaker 4: In some way with like like we don't have to
Speaker 4: pay for security, you know what I mean. It's it's
Speaker 4: kind of like that is brilliant.
Speaker 5: It's like having a meet up at a convention or something. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's like it's already paid for the security and stuff.
Speaker 5: And like, hey, uh, we don't have a booth, but
Speaker 5: over here, you're.
Speaker 1: Right, you're right next to the booth like someone has. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's looking like Jim Lee's booth or something, just like
Speaker 1: beating up a Jim Lee's booth. And then Ralph has
Speaker 1: a boof is right next to the mouse. And Ralph
Speaker 1: with a booth is crazy. Yeah, like a vendor, not
Speaker 1: a vendor. What is it called. It's insane? People say
Speaker 1: him signing people's bobble heads. Did I show you what
Speaker 1: he looks like signing pistols?
Speaker 5: No, he has a new form so he had. He
Speaker 5: looks like a wax statue. It doesn't make sense, Like
Speaker 5: he out to me, Okay, it's gonna take me a second,
Speaker 5: worries that's uh yeah, so yeah, maybe he's Christ maybe
Speaker 5: a stark tank mete up at the Dave once Derek
Speaker 5: will be there, you can find him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might go. Actually, uh so yeah, well whatever
Speaker 1: that should be. It should be fun.
Speaker 5: I think it's gonna be a fun show.
Speaker 4: I have no concept of who this guy. Like, I
Speaker 4: know he's a fat guy. Yeah, but he just had
Speaker 4: all he like, what does he do?
Speaker 5: He's just like, yeah, he's such a he's such a
Speaker 5: fucking Is he a rapper? Yes, and he's like he's
Speaker 5: like he does pop rap, right, but he just sings
Speaker 5: about uh chicks, like fucking chicks. And but it's like
Speaker 5: one of those things where it's like it's so obvious
Speaker 5: he's not doing this stuff. Well yeah, that's what makes
Speaker 5: it so compelling, Like he's he's this fucking massive drug
Speaker 5: addict that can't stop sipping on promethazine.
Speaker 1: There's a video he saw a picture he post yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's holding him out and dun a bottle full of
Speaker 1: fucking scissors, and I'm like, I'm like, this is like,
Speaker 1: at what point is observing like part of the problem,
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 5: But if he's if he uh, at least everybody's kind
Speaker 5: of tell him to lose weight so he doesn't die,
Speaker 5: because I even by the time we see him he's
Speaker 5: rail things, well, damn that would really kind of with
Speaker 5: no stretch, with no stretch skin either.
Speaker 1: He just looks like Jody's I tightened up at that point,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, this is obviously not him. I
Speaker 1: refused three days ago. You were uh even Ralph like
Speaker 1: modern current Dr Ralph.
Speaker 4: I think every time I see it, I don't know
Speaker 4: what he looks like really like I've seen him, but
Speaker 4: like I feel like he's looked different every time I've seen.
Speaker 5: Him, so he just, you know, it's just picture fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1: I feel like he looks like a polyp that's not
Speaker 1: too far off, like the octopus, like the jellyfish thing,
Speaker 1: what a what's that?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Jellyfish forms isn't a stage? Do you not know what
Speaker 1: a polyp is? Not exactly? Aren't you trying to be
Speaker 1: where are you trying to be a nurse? I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember what what are you saying? So I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of like one of the things that become jellyfish. He
Speaker 1: looks like right now, it's like a I'm I'm shocked.
Speaker 5: So this is what it looks like right now, spread durst. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean he's just a drunken Yeah. Rid kind of
Speaker 5: covers it. So he checked in a rehab and I
Speaker 5: don't understand why he looks like this now he looks
Speaker 5: he's kind of like a wax statue or something like.
Speaker 1: I don't like he's he's like smooth, his like cavernous,
Speaker 1: fucking like there's like you can't see his eyes. He
Speaker 1: looks long. He just looks fucking different. That looks like
Speaker 1: his dad. It looks like, am I seeing you're seeing?
Speaker 1: I never saw him look like that's like a fucking
Speaker 1: purge mask. Dude. Like like he's just like like, I
Speaker 1: don't understand what the fuck am I seeing? Dude, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Dude, like that is not the same persons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we go, what the fuck am I even
Speaker 4: looking at man, it.
Speaker 1: Looks like, yeah, so he's I don't understand why he did.
Speaker 5: There's something that doesn't make sense to me with this guy,
Speaker 5: or I'm gonna it's like he has I guess, well,
Speaker 5: I guess it does make sense.
Speaker 1: He just has to.
Speaker 5: People aren't talking about me anymore, I guess, and so
Speaker 5: I have to. For what reason you go to rehab
Speaker 5: and completely shave off all of your hair like he's
Speaker 5: never he's never liked that. Yeah, and then he goes
Speaker 5: to rehab and he's like, I'm gonna a clean shave.
Speaker 1: Is a very specific choice. You're talking about this, right,
Speaker 1: I'm tripping a right, that's the form of a jelly fish.
Speaker 1: But that's that's such a specific Yeah. I love that
Speaker 1: you're still on this, by the way, life cycle.
Speaker 5: But it's the never dies interesting that you would go
Speaker 5: to that before like a pollop that most people would understand.
Speaker 5: Like when you're talking about it, he's.
Speaker 1: Whatever, I think, like, oh, the jelly fish is immortal
Speaker 1: life cycle. That is, so when they don't die, it's
Speaker 1: become a polyp and then become a jelly fish later on.
Speaker 1: What is it the first thing you think of anything
Speaker 1: of I think of like it's it's a body.
Speaker 4: Yeah, assist or like I don't know terminology, but body
Speaker 4: like a tumor. So what's what's kind of like a
Speaker 4: little like isn't that like the default thing that people
Speaker 4: think of?
Speaker 1: Like for me, I thought if this always is the
Speaker 1: most shocking time I ever saw when I was like, what,
Speaker 1: they don't have to die? I guess it's confusing forever
Speaker 1: you did it. It's just confusing that you, you know,
Speaker 1: because you're the nurse here. Yeah, relative to us. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm a bio student. Relative to us, you're the nurse here.
Speaker 1: I guess thought of a polyp was like a jellyfish
Speaker 1: is wild, That's what.
Speaker 4: It's the most magical version of the most magical version
Speaker 4: of I've got anal polyps, jellyfish, jellyfish in your ass?
Speaker 1: Let me jellyfish polyps. Let me see that's so invasive.
Speaker 1: You got one of those KVE flashlights.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you imagine upside down? Are dying upside
Speaker 4: down in somebody else's cavernous asshole.
Speaker 1: I've seen cavenous assholes before, and I can't imagine them
Speaker 1: being I've see cavenous aside as.
Speaker 5: It's crazy. I've like I had a colonoscary like last year,
Speaker 5: I thought like I was like dying or something, and
Speaker 5: I was just like I never I never thought I
Speaker 5: would see the day I'd see in silent. It's crazy,
Speaker 5: it's upsetting, it's it's too much information, very weird. It's
Speaker 5: like because I've seen stuff before, like medical, but like
Speaker 5: not yourself. It's like the first time you've ever seen
Speaker 5: your skull, like in like a dentists. Yeah, like it's
Speaker 5: raised and I'm like, what the fucking under me?
Speaker 4: It makes me angry because it makes you feel like
Speaker 4: seeing my skull makes me feel like there's like a
Speaker 4: like a like a monster creepy like behind me all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: But like I can never turn around to see it
Speaker 5: because it's in the center of myself. My dentist stopped
Speaker 5: me from like ripping my face apart so I can
Speaker 5: see it.
Speaker 1: No way, that really that's what it looks like. Let
Speaker 1: me see. And they're like no, no, no, no, they
Speaker 1: put like morphine or whatever they said.
Speaker 4: You like, if I give you a a keademy, it
Speaker 4: is off subject. But you know what I saw recently
Speaker 4: for the first time. It is not surprised necessarily because
Speaker 4: I haven't seen south Park is a really long running show.
Speaker 4: It's a big show. I've never seen all of it.
Speaker 4: What do you mean by that, I've never watched all
Speaker 4: of south.
Speaker 5: Park recently watched Wait, what do you mean like like
Speaker 5: a like a like an episode from the no No,
Speaker 5: I mean like the series.
Speaker 1: Like I haven't seen every episode of south Park. That's
Speaker 1: I think that's like like to a certain extent, like
Speaker 1: I've seen like maybe like maybe five complete seasons. I
Speaker 1: think that's I think that's kind of one of those
Speaker 1: people that that south Park.
Speaker 5: I think I've said this before that to me, it
Speaker 5: kind of not worth watching after the imagination Imagination Land.
Speaker 1: That's just me though, that is the peak of the series.
Speaker 1: To me, that is the of the series.
Speaker 5: It kind of went downhill after where they just did
Speaker 5: the formulaic where it just kind of became very serialized.
Speaker 5: It came like this podcast, We're like, hey, what happened,
Speaker 5: what happened this week? Oh yeah, and then they just
Speaker 5: right around what happened. And then I was like, it's
Speaker 5: it's not really that. It still has funny moments, but
Speaker 5: it ain't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know, but even back then, is what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, Like, I think, like I haven't seen all
Speaker 4: of it, right right, I saw I didn't even see
Speaker 4: the episode. I just saw this song for the first
Speaker 4: time that the Cony twenty twelve jacket it in San Diego.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I just that for the
Speaker 4: first time ever. I've never heard that before straight up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like not even like a reference.
Speaker 1: We forgot that happened.
Speaker 4: I know, yeah, because I saw I saw clips on
Speaker 4: Twitter constantly of like out of context South Park clips
Speaker 4: where like Kyle and and and and Stannard like talking
Speaker 4: and the phrase like well when you wind up naked
Speaker 4: and jacket in San Diego, you know fucking I'm like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is that? I saw a couple months ago,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I guess I just haven't seen
Speaker 4: that episode. And I saw it again like twice this week,
Speaker 4: and I was like, what the fuck is this? I
Speaker 4: have to look this up. Yeah, And I saw that
Speaker 4: song and like the context for it, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's right. That dude who made the Coy twenty twelve
Speaker 4: documentary lost it.
Speaker 1: That was awesome. It just did. That's Scott naked and
Speaker 1: started jacket in San Diego.
Speaker 4: I was it was so old to me, like it
Speaker 4: didn't even register as like a reference to anything. I
Speaker 4: thought it was just like nonsense.
Speaker 1: That was great that that era to me.
Speaker 5: It's a great song too. By the way, I don't
Speaker 5: remember the song. No, I don't know how it sounds.
Speaker 4: It's it's very like barbershop quartet. Oh really yeah, So
Speaker 4: it's like it's it's weirdly, I'm going out jacking in,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm gonna go out jacket in and San Diego.
Speaker 1: That's kind of like it's like Foxwoods commercial. I watched
Speaker 1: the whole series because I showed Lily. I showed Lily
Speaker 1: the episode with the the Chris special with the fucking
Speaker 1: the blood orgy. I don't remember that one saw You
Speaker 1: never saw that pisode of yeah, with the with the
Speaker 1: Kyle became the Antichrist and then he got possessed by
Speaker 1: the devil. Then he like they had a blow orgy
Speaker 1: after the fucking wind It's like season eight or something.
Speaker 1: Do I not remember this? And I remember She's like,
Speaker 1: I really want to watch this Sean. At the beginning
Speaker 1: of it's kind of rough, but once you get the
Speaker 1: like season five season I think season five to season
Speaker 1: eight is insane. That's great. I think though that run
Speaker 1: of I feel like two.
Speaker 5: Season three is my favorite. Yeah, I feel like it
Speaker 5: has fucking Chimp Pokemon, which is one of my favorite episodes.
Speaker 1: I like the episodes.
Speaker 4: What they look rough, the corn it doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 4: matter that they look like I'm not going to South.
Speaker 1: But I think there's moments when it was like when
Speaker 1: it was like a construction paper. Season one's rough only
Speaker 1: because the voices aren't there. It's season one. Carmen is
Speaker 1: impossible to hear. Man, It's not it's worth watching.
Speaker 5: It's really kind of rough. It's like the Simpsons. Have
Speaker 5: you ever seen Season one? The Simpsons actually has some
Speaker 5: good moments, but it's also not worth what it's not.
Speaker 5: It's not peak Simpsons even season two.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, Season two is usually when things kind of
Speaker 4: It's really rare that I feel like the first season
Speaker 4: of a show is the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, freaking Morty.
Speaker 4: It's really the only example that I can think of. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 4: they season one and season two or.
Speaker 5: Like the peak they were ready Like also like I
Speaker 5: was just watching Cobra Kai, like it's like they they
Speaker 5: just spent it was one of those things where they
Speaker 5: wrote a script and they spent a time revising it
Speaker 5: so everything connects perfectly.
Speaker 1: And I was just like it was one of those
Speaker 1: things where I'm like, wow, did you find so seriously?
Speaker 1: Is uh?
Speaker 5: I just watched episode one of season six, so because
Speaker 5: I was like I need to go to bed. It
Speaker 5: was all fucking five and I'm like, god, damn, why
Speaker 5: am I up? But I at least wanted to see
Speaker 5: what the fuck is? How what's happening? What's gonna happen?
Speaker 5: And how is how is the villain going to be reintroduced?
Speaker 5: And it was it was kind of very unceremoniously, you know,
Speaker 5: it was like but anyway, uh yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: H How did did you start? Did you start watching
Speaker 1: South Park from the beginning or what did you do?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 4: I think I kind of just skipped around because I
Speaker 4: just knew that it wasn't it's not a serialized show.
Speaker 4: It's not like a long it's not like a plot
Speaker 4: that like goes to episode to episode, right, So I
Speaker 4: think like generally how I watched it was like when
Speaker 4: it came in the streaming services that would just like
Speaker 4: pick a thumbnail or like an episode that sounded interesting.
Speaker 4: It was more like, yeah, how I would watch YouTube
Speaker 4: videos I see that it was like a show. But
Speaker 4: I've seen the first season. Yeah you knows one.
Speaker 1: Enjoy all of it. I don't hate it, but it
Speaker 1: is it's not the best part of My stride is
Speaker 1: definitely season of which was five yeah, four, five six interesting?
Speaker 1: Which one was hit the World of Warcraft one. That's wow.
Speaker 1: That's like season ten twelve, It's great.
Speaker 5: Up, it's a little bit. It's a fantastic episodes. I
Speaker 5: love the fucking Also the one where they're where they're
Speaker 5: playing with the ninja weapons, that's that is the good.
Speaker 1: That is the first episode of SAW I ever saw,
Speaker 1: really that I ever saw, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is crazy. I've been watching it since.
Speaker 5: Uh we didn't even have Comedy Central yet, like it
Speaker 5: was it wasn't like it wasn't Basic Cable yet. And
Speaker 5: my neighbors came over like have you fucking seen the show?
Speaker 5: Like South Park, Like there's this kid called Kenyes, like
Speaker 5: drinking gasoline it I remember describing like they're like camping,
Speaker 5: and I was like, what the fuck are you talking
Speaker 5: about it? And then we had to like get it
Speaker 5: in different means. I'm fucking old.
Speaker 4: I wish I could remember the first episode of South
Speaker 4: Park I saw.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was sure Ken was on moment,
Speaker 1: not Kenny was Butters, but that was it was because
Speaker 1: that was what they were doing.
Speaker 5: They're in their imaginative state where they're all buffed like
Speaker 5: and then and then it just pans over to like
Speaker 5: what's his name, Professor Chaos and then smash cut him
Speaker 5: as a kid with it in his eye.
Speaker 1: I fucking yeah, great.
Speaker 5: There's so many good fucking moments.
Speaker 4: I think the first time that I like clicked with
Speaker 4: it where I was like, I think, I I'll go
Speaker 4: out of my way to watch this, because sometimes when
Speaker 4: I was a kid, I would I would watch it,
Speaker 4: but like not to pay attention to it. It was
Speaker 4: more just like I knew that I wasn't allowed to
Speaker 4: watch it, and so like when I figured it out
Speaker 4: and I could, like I figured out a way to
Speaker 4: get past like the the yeah, because it was like
Speaker 4: obviously it's a birthday, So like I put the birthday
Speaker 4: in and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh cool.
Speaker 4: So I would like watch it at like one volume,
Speaker 4: like at like midnight last uh, did you guys ever
Speaker 4: put the towel under the door.
Speaker 1: No. I would watch it really low though, and I
Speaker 1: never did that. Yeah, I put the.
Speaker 4: Towel under the door because I was just like they
Speaker 4: might see the light all sorts of ship.
Speaker 1: I was that was sneaky.
Speaker 4: But I got that was but I wasn't paying attention
Speaker 4: to it. I think the first time was like the
Speaker 4: what is the uh, let's fighting love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that ninja. Yeah yeah, yeah, Let's fighting love
Speaker 1: got me where. I was just like, okay, ill, that's
Speaker 1: fucking excellent.
Speaker 5: That's protects my bows the way he says bowels is
Speaker 5: fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: Every single time. Protect my own bowels, because if it
Speaker 1: was just.
Speaker 4: Protect my balls, it wouldn't be as funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he says, protect my bowls like deliveries. Every excellent
Speaker 1: delivery is everything. Did you see the live performance of
Speaker 1: that that they did. No, I didn't even know that
Speaker 1: was the thing. They nail it. Protact my bowls else.
Speaker 1: So that's fight, that's fight.
Speaker 5: They just have like so much fun back then, and
Speaker 5: then uh, you know, after a certain while, I get it.
Speaker 5: It's like this podcast, Uh imagine like there's a podcast
Speaker 5: I listen to they they're on their fifteenth year and
Speaker 5: but they're still going strong. They but you can tell
Speaker 5: when there's moments where like you know, where there's like
Speaker 5: but they're doing a political show, so they feel almost
Speaker 5: kind of.
Speaker 1: Like compelled to like they're they're having a rough time.
Speaker 5: They're having a rough time, but they're also being very like, okay,
Speaker 5: to not kill ourselves. We're gonna just they're gonna turn
Speaker 5: up the comedy aspect of it even more r and uh,
Speaker 5: they're doing a good job of it.
Speaker 1: They're they're I'm sure there's some people like how come
Speaker 1: you're making light of all this stuff. It's like, because
Speaker 1: we don't want to kill ourselves, bro, Like what else
Speaker 1: do you want us to do?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's fucking uh trying to find it.
Speaker 1: Like a fucking the crowd.
Speaker 4: Way because they do the mic cut and just let
Speaker 4: him say it.
Speaker 1: Can't see it. That's the drops. I love that.
Speaker 5: I just I love I love that they understand why
Speaker 5: that's funny because I can see people doing a cover
Speaker 5: of it, you know what I mean, just missing it
Speaker 5: and be like protect my balls, and it's it doesn't
Speaker 5: it ain't.
Speaker 1: You're not doing it.
Speaker 5: There's definitely people that miss those cues of what makes
Speaker 5: something special.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that delivery is soap, but it's fantastic.
Speaker 5: I just love like because I look like English is awesome,
Speaker 5: Like it's just like it's it's.
Speaker 1: That ship has made me. That ship has made me
Speaker 1: laugh for so long of my life. It is funny.
Speaker 1: That ship has just made me. That's why I think
Speaker 1: because of them is why I think Chinese just sounds
Speaker 1: funny because I associated with South Park and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is racist, but like what they damn this ship,
Speaker 1: this ship, the City Walk guy, that guy dude, that episode,
Speaker 1: the episode where I found out that it was he
Speaker 1: was fucking a white guy and he was making Kenny
Speaker 1: go yeah, like Baltimore episode, but also the idea of
Speaker 1: Butters being like I'm not doing anything and it was funny,
Speaker 1: can't bothering him? And then he pissed on all over
Speaker 1: the room and then like Butters, he was like, guys,
Speaker 1: it's not me, Like I know, I know what this
Speaker 1: looks like. He jumps out of window and tries to
Speaker 1: kill himself because everyone's bothering. Like this is a good
Speaker 1: this is a peak show.
Speaker 4: It's a good episode because it's it takes it does it?
Speaker 4: It's you know that that Skinners episode that everybody hates. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what I was literally just thinking that I love
Speaker 4: that episode because they know that and they're just like,
Speaker 4: just like to me, there's a.
Speaker 1: Little bit of it.
Speaker 5: Could be also that they're they're they're grown up, they're
Speaker 5: grown ass man. There's certain things that they wanted to
Speaker 5: have an explanation for it to be like, oh, we're
Speaker 5: not racist, this guy is and what I mean by
Speaker 5: that because they also did a token isn't token, it's token.
Speaker 1: That is so funny to be like, you know, what's crazy.
Speaker 1: Some of the stuff I've seen before where subtitles it
Speaker 1: says that it says token. But I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's updated, you know, I don't know if they're that
Speaker 1: home purpose. I don't know what you're talking. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I know, I've seen some stuff people would
Speaker 1: have said that. I looked at older episodes, right, and
Speaker 1: it's probably on streaming services, right, So it's probably because
Speaker 1: of the existence of the stuff. Now, Yeah, it's it
Speaker 1: could be a meta joke. Yeah, I don't understand what's this.
Speaker 4: The token joke is so weird to me because of
Speaker 4: the way people interpret it, because I feel like people
Speaker 4: are like, oh, they're trying to like pretend like they're
Speaker 4: not racists, Like they know that they named the character
Speaker 4: token black.
Speaker 1: It's not the joke. Is that this that Tolkien is
Speaker 1: a joke, it's not his name.
Speaker 4: But they're people who are like convinceous, like oh, they're
Speaker 4: like they're trying to like shield themselves from criticism.
Speaker 1: I think I'm talking. I don't think definitely. They definitely
Speaker 1: retroactively say some things they like they put on there
Speaker 1: like oh, yeah, this is like his age poorly every
Speaker 1: that's different. No, no, no, no, And I know I know,
Speaker 1: but like everyone does that. They makes a forlong they're like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, this is like we get it. You know.
Speaker 1: Times at the time, we were probably wrong about this
Speaker 1: some of their points now with the algorithm in that episode,
Speaker 1: but well yeah, you were a way better choice. Sorry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like it's not to me, it's not
Speaker 5: anything to be like maybe if there's people that are
Speaker 5: upset or they would accuse them of like going woke
Speaker 5: or some shit.
Speaker 1: I just think it's a this is the time I
Speaker 1: put it just like this.
Speaker 5: I used to be in a punk Banwno sixteen called
Speaker 5: the Pedophiles spelled differently though, but it's still the name
Speaker 5: is the Pedophiles. When you read it out and you
Speaker 5: say it, it's fucking kind of crazy. So we've thought
Speaker 5: about doing your reunion and making some new songs, and
Speaker 5: we're like, we're old ass men. We don't want to
Speaker 5: be called the pedophiles, So let's just like call ourselves
Speaker 5: the pets, right in a way that it's not like
Speaker 5: we've gone soft or woke. It's just it's kind of
Speaker 5: at a certain point, it's like, you know, we've done
Speaker 5: this joke to death already. Let's just kind of like
Speaker 5: move on. No, this niggas actually his name is Tolkien. No,
Speaker 5: it's not to and to me, it's fun I still
Speaker 5: think it's funny. That is a funny thing to do
Speaker 5: these years. Funny I think it is, like after all
Speaker 5: these years, but I.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't say that. It's just I feel like it's a
Speaker 1: two bird, one stone kind of thing. We can do
Speaker 1: a good joke a show be like, no, nigga, you
Speaker 1: guys are racist. When I named the dad is like,
Speaker 1: why would I name my son?
Speaker 4: Total it's really funny, it's handled really well, look, anyway,
Speaker 4: I was talking too much about South Park.
Speaker 1: I feel right, We'll move on, yeah, in a little bit.
Speaker 5: But oh no, I was just gonna say, it would
Speaker 5: be fucking incredible if they had that much foresight, like say,
Speaker 5: because you said you saw media with it actually spelled
Speaker 5: out that way. If there's actual proof of like old DVDs,
Speaker 5: which I don't think I own any South Park DVD's.
Speaker 5: I think it was I ripped everything I had.
Speaker 1: That would be the test.
Speaker 5: Look at the DVDs, look at the close captioning in
Speaker 5: the in the DVD's, and see if you can find
Speaker 5: there's plenty of episode, but.
Speaker 1: This ishim in there. Now, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like his names.
Speaker 4: If they have subtitles in those old DVDs, it's going
Speaker 4: to be Token.
Speaker 1: Black, right. It is, of course it is, But I'm saying,
Speaker 1: what if it would be awesome. I would imagine the
Speaker 1: idea that they went back.
Speaker 4: I don't know know if this is true, but if
Speaker 4: they did go back and like in the in the
Speaker 4: subtitles for every time, they probably could easily do that
Speaker 4: like a school service. They just have like an ai
Speaker 4: go like every time token is mentioned, just like say
Speaker 4: it's but like that would be cool.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: I love that they that If that's true and they
Speaker 4: did do that, that's an amazing effort to go through
Speaker 4: it would be right. But anyway, uh, what is this
Speaker 4: Michael basketball, Jordan basketball, Peterson love it?
Speaker 1: I love that ship.
Speaker 4: Bronie says, Hey, I've been on a stand up kick lately.
Speaker 4: I want to know your opinion if you could look
Speaker 4: at a comedian stat spreadsheet, so like the.
Speaker 1: Stats, I guess what very what would be? What would
Speaker 1: the different stats be?
Speaker 4: On top of that, are there any skills that are
Speaker 4: so essential that you would have you would have to
Speaker 4: have it maxed out?
Speaker 5: A comedian statuet I can't even imagine. Wait, hold on,
Speaker 5: there's just charisma, Like just charisma.
Speaker 1: There's storytelling, there's impressions. That's not crowd work. That doesn't stats.
Speaker 1: Yeah they are, that's crowd work. Where I think he
Speaker 1: means like stats like in like like an arpach, but
Speaker 1: like I think of them like that's that a comedian
Speaker 1: would need.
Speaker 4: Right, He's he's because obviously like agility and stuff like
Speaker 4: you don't you don't like what is what would a
Speaker 4: comedian's stats spread be tailored to a comedian.
Speaker 1: You're not like the human you're saying it would be like,
Speaker 1: what nothing like crowd work?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: What do you call it? Improv? Uh that's kind of
Speaker 1: the same in some way. Well not really, I guess,
Speaker 1: like because you know, you could be good at improv
Speaker 1: and not going a crowd work exactly. That's true, But
Speaker 1: I guess they could fall into the same place for
Speaker 1: the most I feel like they.
Speaker 5: I mean, you could be terrible at going roasting people.
Speaker 1: There's stage presence, there's uh, there's facial expressions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like, isn't that So I'm confused with this exercise?
Speaker 1: Are we not like are we gonna build? Like are
Speaker 1: we making? Are you making?
Speaker 5: Are you making a brand new like say, this is
Speaker 5: a universe of like, uh comedians?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: They So we're making a stat of a comedian and
Speaker 5: different comedians will have different stats based on the stats
Speaker 5: that we made for like comedians. So like there is
Speaker 5: an improv stats. Yeah, there's a So we're doing.
Speaker 4: That, I mean, I guess because otherwise I look at like,
Speaker 4: because what's a normal RPG statute?
Speaker 1: This is a bunch of stud that wouldn't apply constant
Speaker 1: dexterity I think would be pretty good.
Speaker 5: Rogan stop in the stool, but is maximum dexterity because
Speaker 5: dexterity is like also like you know, fall into like accuracy,
Speaker 5: uh like you say, and you can do charisma intelligence.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't put the Christian the Christian one, so faith,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, Faith, but like if you want to, like
Speaker 5: we can.
Speaker 1: Do the other Christian.
Speaker 5: Comedian would be interesting. No, but I mean like a
Speaker 5: like a templary. I mean, if they're actually funny, I
Speaker 5: would be really impressed. And if I can hear them
Speaker 5: through their fucking helmet too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. God, bless you, and welcome to a nice show.
Speaker 1: Anybody going to New Stories. Hallelujah, Hallejah, raised God, Oh
Speaker 1: you're ready to do this? Vote before we start today's set,
Speaker 1: I'd like to say Grace pull out his sword and
Speaker 1: kneil and calling swords into the florn. He heals everybody
Speaker 1: in the room. I mean I would definitely go to that.
Speaker 1: I'll go. I would. I would definitely, like, I need
Speaker 1: your power, so I'm gonna jump on his bandwagon. I
Speaker 1: need that kind of strain.
Speaker 5: If I saw that dude actually do some type of
Speaker 5: power thing, I would one hundred Well, I'm I'm obviously
Speaker 5: gonna become a templar, like what.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I would not do that. I'm done
Speaker 1: with all his bullshit. I'm gonna get powers and wings,
Speaker 1: spectral wings and kill people spectral wings. Fuck you guys,
Speaker 1: Fuck your free thought. I'm a god boy, now my
Speaker 1: god boy? All right? So, uh, new new new stats
Speaker 1: for for a comedian. So you said, what will the
Speaker 1: stats be? I'm kind of I'm assuming every comedian needs
Speaker 1: at least charisma to a degree.
Speaker 5: So charisma will be one that will be carried over.
Speaker 5: But like so if we new because.
Speaker 1: Think of every comedian, right, think of very comedian becau,
Speaker 1: there's like this charisma, there's storytelling, right, will.
Speaker 5: Storytelling be a stat?
Speaker 1: Is that a snat? This is important? Like yeah, storytelling?
Speaker 4: Uh, we could do agility because like there were physical
Speaker 4: comedians like uh Jim Carrey and like their ability to
Speaker 4: contort their face and ship, so that that could be
Speaker 4: like physicality is good and in which and in this
Speaker 4: case like where would like where would where would a
Speaker 4: comedian like Joe Rogan be?
Speaker 1: Oh man?
Speaker 5: So so if there's any points from intelligence, so you
Speaker 5: fucking you completely take them out. Intelligence is gonna mend
Speaker 5: Max Joe, and that would be all agility. Just I
Speaker 5: think it's just all agility. I would like physicality agility
Speaker 5: for Joe Rogan.
Speaker 4: Fine, like physicality because physicality kind of implies a lot,
Speaker 4: like what what does it not apply to Jim Carrey? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't want to give fucking Joe Rogan Jim Carrey's stats.
Speaker 1: But liked because like this, I don't, I wouldn't. I
Speaker 1: don't think Joe Rogan could do a cartwheel, you know,
Speaker 1: I think he can absolutely do a car cartwheel. Who
Speaker 1: can't do a car?
Speaker 5: He's extremely limber and like like, oh he does his
Speaker 5: train and.
Speaker 4: And do and he's a he's a jiu jitsu dude,
Speaker 4: isn't he Like he might not understand, he might not
Speaker 4: believe in circles. Yeah, while he does a cartwheel somehow,
Speaker 4: but like he'll be able to do a cartwheel, right.
Speaker 1: He just doesn't know what it is. Yeah, he doesn't
Speaker 1: know what a cart is.
Speaker 5: He doesn't know what a wheel is. He knows how
Speaker 5: to put his hands on the ground and carry his
Speaker 5: dumble legs over.
Speaker 1: You were thinking about that. Why they call it a
Speaker 1: cart wheel? Don't they call it Carmel's wheel. There's not
Speaker 1: I'm not a cart or a wheel. I never seen
Speaker 1: a car. Half walls and half car wheels are everywhere,
Speaker 1: but I've never seen a car. You're right, Joe, Joe,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. Do you want to see it on? Douge?
Speaker 1: Pull it up? Would you like to have a seat on?
Speaker 1: All right, I'll pull it on, Joe, Jami, Jamie pulled
Speaker 1: my dick on your mouth.
Speaker 5: So there's a reason why it's called a car wheel, Joe.
Speaker 1: Not that. Don't go to that website. Not that one.
Speaker 1: That's a liberal one.
Speaker 5: That's the one that's Yeah, that's a liberal cup one. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the Google. Don't go to Google.
Speaker 1: That's liberal Google. Go to Lively. It's so sad. Don't
Speaker 1: go to r K. You can't trust. You can't trust Google.
Speaker 1: You gotta get Jamie. You gotta you gotta go to
Speaker 1: stormfront dot com for the accurate uh again, Joe, Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: So I'll kill you if you don't listen. Andrew Shelton
Speaker 1: to the table, fucking slobbering him, sucking him grow Jamie,
Speaker 1: turn the sound. I can't hear it. Listens to little
Speaker 1: Thanks for thanks, just trying to be respectful get from
Speaker 1: killing Boogie to that it is twice they killed them twice,
Speaker 1: he reads a right, I got him again of his
Speaker 1: fet stupid wheelchair buddy.
Speaker 5: I never cared about you until I saw that you're maga.
Speaker 1: You're awesome, man, it's really cool.
Speaker 5: Yes, I heard you've been got cocking them uh Donald
Speaker 5: Trump and and uh and me.
Speaker 1: Actually that's.
Speaker 5: It's pretty great. So you want to get started on
Speaker 5: me now?
Speaker 8: And it's like no, please, no, no please, He's like
Speaker 8: holding is like a cat.
Speaker 1: A baby. When a baby with a passifier that gross, Like, yeah, start,
Speaker 1: start up. I hate that. All right, that's enough and
Speaker 1: you shoulders. God, the sound of a baby crying like
Speaker 1: that really pisces me off. It makes me not want
Speaker 1: to have baby. Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 5: The main I like the idea of adoption and like
Speaker 5: adopting them at like.
Speaker 1: Four or something. Yeah, they alreadygether already at the world
Speaker 1: touched them, you know, they already been like influenced by
Speaker 1: the world. A cat cat, you can't get an old cat.
Speaker 1: You gotta get a kitten. That's kinda say with dogs.
Speaker 4: Really, like I don't know, but like, no, no, I
Speaker 4: don't think that.
Speaker 1: Get some you can. You can rehabilitate dogs pretty I
Speaker 1: don't know how traumatized they are if they're like been
Speaker 1: hit with brooms every day year, if they're right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't. Training a dog has to happen really early
Speaker 1: in their lives. Man, It's like really not easy if
Speaker 1: you didn't ask.
Speaker 5: Yeah, comedians just status to Joe's fucking retarded. All right,
Speaker 5: I think we got it.
Speaker 4: I think whatever, I don't know, whatever, it's sorry, we
Speaker 4: didn't know. I genuinely don't know how to answer that question.
Speaker 4: Hard questions, like it's actually hard. That's that's like a
Speaker 4: whole extra ammo. You can to instruct you know. I'm
Speaker 4: not saying we're gonna do that. I'm saying I'm saying,
Speaker 4: if we were to do it, that would that would
Speaker 4: have to be that Okay, So let's see.
Speaker 1: I had to reload the page. I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: taking over the comedy scene. It's an arrogant yeah, you know, thinning.
Speaker 5: Becoming and of like I feel like if I if
Speaker 5: we just start doing stand up cause I just want
Speaker 5: to be I want to hop the gate of the
Speaker 5: comedy gate. You know, there's like a gate of that oh,
Speaker 5: because there's like many a podcast that I imagine that
Speaker 5: we could be guest on or at least have people
Speaker 5: and associate with, but they're kind of like, oh, how
Speaker 5: many years have you been doing comedy? Like it's it's
Speaker 5: like that, like I still run at that show. I'll
Speaker 5: listen to some podcasts like, oh, what do you think
Speaker 5: is the standard? Like until you should maybe get a special? Oh,
Speaker 5: ten fifteen years, and I'm like, you're fucking out of
Speaker 5: your mind. Maybe a long time ago, That's what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 5: you're fucking out of your mind. I still think they
Speaker 5: they're handing that shit out now. They are is the
Speaker 5: ones that really.
Speaker 1: He really made.
Speaker 5: I think people want to double down and be like, no,
Speaker 5: that's why you need ten fifty. I'm like, no, Brandon
Speaker 5: Shop's retarded. He's a bad example of like someone who
Speaker 5: got a special way too. So there's some people who
Speaker 5: are fucking.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 5: This may sound you may not even believe me, but
Speaker 5: I imagine if you spent a year writing something, your
Speaker 5: special would be leagues above a Brandon Shop.
Speaker 4: And you I know this right, And I'm not even
Speaker 4: that particular. I'm not even particularly self confident in that regard.
Speaker 4: But like Brandon shab is so low that it's not
Speaker 4: even it's not even a question. Yeah, so he could
Speaker 4: do that. I'm not saying it's like an insult. I'm
Speaker 4: just saying it's you know, you're not like a writer,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Comedy wise, you're funny interpersonally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I could be coming right at all.
Speaker 1: I've never have no confident in that coming. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 5: But I think you could, That's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 5: think even you could. You could do better than even
Speaker 5: you went out there and being like you're all gay.
Speaker 1: There. You may have like at you gave me like
Speaker 1: muppet s mannerism, Like people you're just look at her
Speaker 1: like I'm looking around, I go down, I get in
Speaker 1: someone's face like a fat look. That is crazy you're gay.
Speaker 5: At a certain point, it comedy is so hypnotic that
Speaker 5: if people think you're funny, you're I hate it's it's
Speaker 5: like it's so weird seeing people giggling before it's anything
Speaker 5: funny has even been said. Yeah, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 5: these people are fucking revved up just for like the
Speaker 5: idea that you're.
Speaker 1: About sunny guys. Have you guys seen to think of
Speaker 1: Bill Bird? Like Philly doesn't make it fun of people
Speaker 1: in that's a classic man. He's like, he's evolving. To me,
Speaker 1: that's like glowing. That's how you bomb.
Speaker 5: That's to me if I bomb, I like the idea
Speaker 5: of telling them they no zero grace.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my favorite. It's like it's sun Girl, when
Speaker 1: you absorb all the coins after you kill people. That's
Speaker 1: what's happened to Bill Bird.
Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, sure, I guess yes, I'm so happy
Speaker 5: he didn't kill me bomb.
Speaker 1: But it's funny how he was making them angry and
Speaker 1: he just he was loving. It's my favorite.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's a respected heiring to that where I
Speaker 4: just it's it's it's like a little Larry David stuff too,
Speaker 4: like like there's the worries about him, like going up
Speaker 4: on stage. He would tell a joke and then if
Speaker 4: he could, if he could feel that the crowd wasn't
Speaker 4: getting it, you'd be like, I don't need you guys,
Speaker 4: I don't need you people. He would just walk He's a.
Speaker 1: Walk away in that context. Hilarious.
Speaker 5: I actually understand that because I remember thinking like, oh,
Speaker 5: it's like, what an asshole. But if you are bombing
Speaker 5: and they're actually like and heckling you, I'm like, oh absolutely.
Speaker 1: If if people.
Speaker 5: Aren't receptive to my jokes and I'm bombing in that way,
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be a cut immediately.
Speaker 1: But if I see like the energy shift, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck you, dude. The joke that he was talking not
Speaker 1: even funny, bitch A joke that.
Speaker 4: He was talking about was so specific because I remember
Speaker 4: it was just like that's that's funny, but not like
Speaker 4: a stand up haha funny, it's like clever and amusic. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So the idea that he would get indignant about people
Speaker 4: not getting it is so funny, like most people wouldn't
Speaker 4: get Hilary David's personality. He was just getting just indignation.
Speaker 4: Like I think that his joke was like, do you
Speaker 4: mind if I use the two form with you? Do
Speaker 4: you know what the two form is?
Speaker 1: Right? No?
Speaker 4: Like two ostead And the whole point was like that
Speaker 4: is more formal and two is more casual. I feel
Speaker 4: comfortable around you. Even even Brutus used the two form,
Speaker 4: or like Caesar used the two form after Brutus stabbed
Speaker 4: him because a two brute, which is like a way form,
Speaker 4: which is like such a.
Speaker 1: Casual way to they're talking to somebody who killed you,
Speaker 1: which is like so that that is that it's not
Speaker 1: written joke, that is it? That is like that is
Speaker 1: when somebody this guy can write, this guy can't tell
Speaker 1: jokes exactly. That is what that was like.
Speaker 5: Bars you know what I mean, like all metaphor it's deep,
Speaker 5: let me let me let's and then you have one
Speaker 5: of those assholes like try to decipher what it means.
Speaker 5: But that's not like you don't first first, no, listen,
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna imagine starting like that.
Speaker 1: Dude. There was like, can I do you mind if
Speaker 1: I used the two form with you? Because I feel
Speaker 1: comfortable with you people, and if it's two form like
Speaker 1: people did he think he was talking to but they
Speaker 1: was talking to paper. He was writing it down to.
Speaker 4: It was going to be like good job speaking to
Speaker 4: You have to you have to have a specific sense
Speaker 4: of huban b. You have to be educated enough to
Speaker 4: know that. Three, you have to know a too brute
Speaker 4: that which is so specifically do not know that. I
Speaker 4: guarantee you most people do not know that. I don't
Speaker 4: know that because there's a fucking achievement in Halo three
Speaker 4: based on it.
Speaker 1: I looked it up. No way, no, I mean that
Speaker 1: he is technically I knew what it was. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is a way. I definitely the phrase. But that's unders
Speaker 1: that kept. It's like, oh cool, then you move on
Speaker 1: with your days. That does not keep you alive or
Speaker 1: help to state you. It's just so fun.
Speaker 4: I would love to see because what's what's wild about
Speaker 4: that is the best have an audience.
Speaker 1: There must have been rooms that got it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Maybe not, maybe that was fresh.
Speaker 5: I feel like it's one of those things where it's
Speaker 5: just like there's a couple of even if they got it,
Speaker 5: I feel like they'd be like, oh, it's like it's
Speaker 5: not like it's like it'll laughing. Many times I've heard
Speaker 5: like clever jokes.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hi, I get it, and that's why you
Speaker 1: a little nose exhale. It's like you hear a bar
Speaker 1: and you're like, it's pretty decent, you know, not like
Speaker 1: four frames and being like I like to be formed
Speaker 1: with you guys. You people don't even give a minute.
Speaker 9: People download again, Someone's like that's great as they're trying
Speaker 9: to process what's happening. I think that's that's ironically very funny.
Speaker 9: Four four frames is a fourth of a second.
Speaker 1: That is a same that is insane. I love that.
Speaker 1: That's that's funny. Actually, all right, let's uh, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love how fucking dumb people are. Did we answer
Speaker 1: what the fun was that? I don't know? Did we say?
Speaker 1: Did I say some of the people because I'm a fan.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, guys, I don't think I picked on because
Speaker 4: I was scrolling through because I had to refresh the page.
Speaker 4: So roach Dog Junior wrote it, and he says this
Speaker 4: isn't a complaint on Chris, as he usually picks entertaining questions,
Speaker 4: but what if Derek and Swing picked Slash read the
Speaker 4: questions once? Perhaps an extra AMMO idea. I don't know,
Speaker 4: this is what I do.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I figured this is my
Speaker 1: role on the show. Like I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't really have a problem. It's not difficult to do.
Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing. The only thing that, uh, the
Speaker 5: prospect of that sounds interesting because the question questions that
Speaker 5: he would.
Speaker 1: Pick, there's a part of it.
Speaker 5: There's a part of it that like say, the the
Speaker 5: quality of the question listeners, listeners, the quality of the questions,
Speaker 5: you know, are going to be massively downgraded. However, they
Speaker 5: they also understand that that's comedy.
Speaker 4: So everything with a heart is something that we've already read.
Speaker 5: Like I there's some people playing some good money that
Speaker 5: it probably just says, why are you gay?
Speaker 4: There's a lot of that, and I saw one. I
Speaker 4: saw one a couple of weeks agether that stuck with me.
Speaker 1: It was just meep, meep. But but that also it's magical.
Speaker 1: These are so.
Speaker 5: And I feel like I do my best. I feel like, uh,
Speaker 5: let's see, let's see what he's got.
Speaker 1: Let's see what he's got.
Speaker 4: I can't prepare them in Advancau sometimes, like I try
Speaker 4: to feel feel like how things are going, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: there's a vibe going on, or there's a question about this.
Speaker 1: Let me go to that one. So it's kind of
Speaker 1: a I don't know, it's it's a little tedious, but okay,
Speaker 1: this is not much of a question. You're not anywhere
Speaker 1: near the microphone, by the way, I'm looking. Okay, there
Speaker 1: you go, greeting gay Lord's on my phone. What's his name?
Speaker 1: Connor does this this slowly dug the desolate Canadian greeting
Speaker 1: to the ay lord's on my phone. I got to
Speaker 1: meet a cute guy back in October during Comic Con.
Speaker 1: Got ourselves a real good connection, and we're wearing which, god,
Speaker 1: we're wearing a tire fallout suit in Boston pizza? What
Speaker 1: call it in the Boston pizza? Is that quite literally?
Speaker 3: What it says?
Speaker 1: That is what that says? So it's going good? How
Speaker 1: do we how do I not fuck it up? And whatever? Well,
Speaker 1: what's call and whatever? We'll update soon, So how do
Speaker 1: you not fuck it up? Just U not fucking wait?
Speaker 4: Hold on because I am reading this and it is
Speaker 4: it is kind of incomprehensible. I don't yeah, so the
Speaker 4: question is I'll read it again just because it is.
Speaker 4: It's not gonna be much better as I read it.
Speaker 4: Let's see kind of the de's looking anyone? He says,
Speaker 4: greetings to you gay wads on my phone. I got
Speaker 4: to meet this cute guy back in October during Comicon,
Speaker 4: got ourselves a real good connection with me wearing an
Speaker 4: a entire fallout vault suit in the Boston pizza. So
Speaker 4: it's going good. How do I not fuck it up
Speaker 4: and whatever. We'll update when available.
Speaker 5: Man, there's a so, I don't know what's the person's name,
Speaker 5: Connor the Canadian Connor the desolate Canadians. So help you, Connor,
Speaker 5: you met so you met this guy? Uh during Comic
Speaker 5: Con in the Boston Pizza. So interesting, So you met
Speaker 5: so D. The only thing I was confused with, Like
Speaker 5: I was saying, uh so during comic Con uh, meaning
Speaker 5: that it wasn't at comic Con, but it was during
Speaker 5: the thing was going on and at the Boston Pizza
Speaker 5: is where y'all met, right, I guess wearing an entire
Speaker 5: fallout suit in the Boston Pizza.
Speaker 4: But is the bosson like the Boston pizza or is
Speaker 4: that is that a reference to that? I mean, it's
Speaker 4: not a proper noun, so I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: like a if it's you know what I mean. It
Speaker 4: kind of sounds like you met him on.
Speaker 1: A pizza, and who's wearing it?
Speaker 5: Got ourselves a real good connection with me wearing oh
Speaker 5: you wearing it an entire fallout suit, And so I
Speaker 5: would say this is when I'm like, like, say, you
Speaker 5: know that one person like was like very thorough with
Speaker 5: their question or whatever the fuck and this this would
Speaker 5: have been good to have a little bit more like
Speaker 5: this is a little bit more than I want to know.
Speaker 5: But I'm assuming you' all bonded over fallout. That's why
Speaker 5: you mentioned it. I guess, yeah, I'm assuming this is why.
Speaker 5: That's why it was mentioned. Or he's just bragging saying
Speaker 5: I was wearing this drip and then this dude's like, hey,
Speaker 5: what's good, let.
Speaker 1: Me suck you off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just it's was he like a degenerate dude
Speaker 5: that was like, hey, you look fucking hot. Let me
Speaker 5: suck your dick.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I barely know how to give relationship advice,
Speaker 4: let alone relationship advice.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's not even a relationship. You just met the guy,
Speaker 4: so like, I don't know, how does he.
Speaker 1: Not fuck it up?
Speaker 5: I mean to me, it's just I think that to me,
Speaker 5: the little the bars in hell lately. Real, here's real advice,
Speaker 5: Like instead of instead of being a fucking dumb ass,
Speaker 5: real advice is I feel like this is the best
Speaker 5: advice because a lot of people will try to not
Speaker 5: be themselves. I'm like, no, no, no, no, be your
Speaker 5: fucking self.
Speaker 4: Yeah, be yourself, be extra yourself in fact, no, be
Speaker 4: more yourself than you normally.
Speaker 1: That's sucking up already. What do you mean by that?
Speaker 5: By being extra and which is never a good thing?
Speaker 5: Uh look look, uh connor be yourself. And if say
Speaker 5: the connection, if there's not, if things fall apart, well
Speaker 5: then that it was not a good idea. If if
Speaker 5: you know, it's like, you know, don't want you don't
Speaker 5: want to be someone who you're not just to keep
Speaker 5: this connection going. So what I mean is like, say, say,
Speaker 5: my boy, he actually just got a relationship and he
Speaker 5: didn't have to pretend to be nothing. He's just like,
Speaker 5: I'm a fucking nerd ass dumbass in the art and uh,
Speaker 5: he's dating some chick that, like, I don't know, jose said,
Speaker 5: she looks like a stripper, but like she's fucking like
Speaker 5: cool dark humor in the Simpsons and shit like that.
Speaker 1: Nothing you a head, Yeah, And I'm like, he didn't,
Speaker 1: he didn't have to.
Speaker 5: He pulled He pulled a battie by just being his
Speaker 5: authentic nerd ass bitch self, you know, shout out to
Speaker 5: my home shockingly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I'm just like, you're already a fucking nerd wearing
Speaker 5: a fallout fucking jumpsuit. He clearly I'm assuming that dude's
Speaker 5: in the fallout. He was, He probably was at the
Speaker 5: con too, but at the pizza thing, I'm assuming that's
Speaker 5: what all that is just.
Speaker 1: Hydra crazes until like three four months into the dating
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 5: Reveals, Guys, Yeah, forget everything I said.
Speaker 1: I was stupid. Yea, honest, I don't don't don't. I
Speaker 1: let him talk because he deserves that, Like he deserves
Speaker 1: he has the right to do that. But like it's
Speaker 1: gay what you said, Yeah, don't do me the gay
Speaker 1: gay guys gay, let me do'll be his version of gay.
Speaker 1: You're your version of gay is wrong? But like better.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So here's the so, here's the thing. Next encounter,
Speaker 5: just fuck his butt.
Speaker 1: That's it. Like go straight, go straight for the butt
Speaker 1: stuff like like like come over, like they'll be like
Speaker 1: his butt, they come over, they'll be like and to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I'm here for but period. What's the
Speaker 1: next question? Yeah you got one? Yeah, Yeah, Eric wept
Speaker 1: for there was no more cock to suck. Hello Huckleberry
Speaker 1: Finn and to John pretty John Jim's uh do you
Speaker 1: think if there were other legitimate races sort of like
Speaker 1: lizard people and orcs, they would have would they have
Speaker 1: been genocided by now or would they still be around? No,
Speaker 1: shot a lizard now? Are they powerful? Orcs would be?
Speaker 1: It depends on It depends on a lot, yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's like depends on how quick they have kids. Oh
Speaker 1: that is age and ship. I didn't even think about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like humans, we we just state fairly fast, but
Speaker 1: like orcs in everything just state like a what like
Speaker 1: goblins and orcs.
Speaker 5: It's like did they come up with alongside humans? Like
Speaker 5: did they come up alongside humans? Because at that point,
Speaker 5: I don't think we could have made the mistake, right
Speaker 5: because we.
Speaker 4: Were all like, yeah, we were all kind of in
Speaker 4: the same place.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and I don't think we could have.
Speaker 1: I think we have. There'd be so much mixed race
Speaker 1: things in general. They'd be like other mixed races and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Mmm. I like lizard's probably not, but
Speaker 1: like let's say orcs if it's possible yet, it'd be
Speaker 1: like then it'd be like in biome, Like biomes would
Speaker 1: be different. They'd be less human for sure, but like
Speaker 1: different bomb set. It's like there'd be sucking swamps would
Speaker 1: be full of gator niggas. Let's put it this way,
Speaker 1: we went gater niggas. Awesome phrase. It sounds awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's put his way. We would have a cool phrase.
Speaker 1: I wish I could say it. Yeah, you can if
Speaker 1: you want. You're not a camera, you put a.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah as soon as it's off, or go black
Speaker 5: and say it, because then people won't know who said it.
Speaker 1: Actually, were twenty three and me, twenty three and me
Speaker 1: and you, you want at least one fourth you're down
Speaker 1: to say whatever you want. Yeah, you're like, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be surprised by that. You're like, what you got something
Speaker 1: in there? A mess?
Speaker 4: What I mean, Like it's very you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: it was a genetic mess. Like it's like it's very
Speaker 4: so many you know what he means. Egyptians over there, fucking.
Speaker 5: Motherfuckers walking around doing that thing and ship and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, you know what you I know you, I
Speaker 1: know you. I've seen you before in those drawings, like
Speaker 1: a fucking pharaoh. You freak like an Egyptian. Stupid song.
Speaker 4: You do like walk like an Egyptian is catchy to me.
Speaker 5: I mean, I like how that chick says it. That's
Speaker 5: not it sounds it's real.
Speaker 4: It's it's the verse that like there's something like it's bouncing.
Speaker 5: I don't remember the verse actually really no, oh my god,
Speaker 5: I'm sure if you see it like.
Speaker 1: Dot lyrics, but I remember the melody where it's like
Speaker 1: if you can't just said, but that's a good melody.
Speaker 4: It's it is it's just fun like it's like it
Speaker 4: puts me in a good mood every time I hear it,
Speaker 4: even though it's racist.
Speaker 1: Is it racist? Exactly?
Speaker 5: Walk like a little bit a slave. It's like a
Speaker 5: walk like a China man.
Speaker 1: Because walk the Egyptian is like, it's that's a kind
Speaker 1: of dancing, you know, like tutting is a kind of dancing.
Speaker 1: It's not racist, it's it's I guess it could be
Speaker 1: a little ignorant. I guess here. Let me I'll put
Speaker 1: it this way.
Speaker 4: At the very least, a sixteen year old in twenty
Speaker 4: seventeen would have called the racist.
Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, I put it that way. It probably
Speaker 1: isn't that bad.
Speaker 5: But Egyptians would they appreciate random people walking around like
Speaker 5: you know, I feel like they're probably like, what are
Speaker 5: you doing? It's kind of like motherfucker's Like it's like
Speaker 5: from Egypt, do you understand me?
Speaker 1: But that's so different. That's like, I like, I know
Speaker 1: where are you from? I know what you mean, but like,
Speaker 1: I'm clearly from Egypt. You are here. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: would know already. That's insane. Oh my god, you speak English?
Speaker 1: You speak of England? Way, is that the right one? Yeah? English?
Speaker 1: He's so racist, he doesn't even know he's code switching racism, racism,
Speaker 1: all that which one racist? Yeah, wants you to a
Speaker 1: fucking Egyptian. It's like, uh, do you speak to English? Like? Hell?
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: So I'm saying that there'd be it'd be different. They
Speaker 1: would some would be extinct, probably because you know people,
Speaker 1: there's no likelihood we would be extinct. Probably maybe if
Speaker 1: we were dealing with or possible. It depends people. People
Speaker 1: ain't overpowering. I think it just depends on the empowering you.
Speaker 1: But like, think of the underthogs. We were't overpowering the underthogs,
Speaker 1: and we ended up winning a fucking race against them.
Speaker 4: I think it's so different though, I feel like orcs is,
Speaker 4: So that's such a different classic things.
Speaker 1: It's different, but like the same things would happen, you know,
Speaker 1: like that if there's orcs, like there's probably other kinds
Speaker 1: of creatures that probably killed off orcs too. You know,
Speaker 1: it'd be so much diversity and like how things would work.
Speaker 1: There'd be insane like race wars. Like actually, it'd be
Speaker 1: like crazy a race wars. Sure, I mean, what are
Speaker 1: you doing to an allegator man like a house right now?
Speaker 5: We're teetering there now, so yeah, we already do that
Speaker 5: when we're all so of course we're gonna I would
Speaker 5: just say we would try to extinct those other races,
Speaker 5: but we would.
Speaker 1: Maybe you know, if there was more variety and difference
Speaker 1: and human it would probably be more solidified.
Speaker 4: Oh so you think, like, I understand what you're saying,
Speaker 4: but if we came up alongside other like, we would
Speaker 4: be less inherently disturbed by them because we would be
Speaker 4: acclimated to their presence.
Speaker 1: There would be like sky, it would still be problems.
Speaker 1: I think there would be problems though.
Speaker 5: I think I think humans are so easily susceptible to
Speaker 5: madmen trying to genocide everything, So I just I don't
Speaker 5: think it would happen. But I think we would definitely try.
Speaker 5: They would definitely try to kill everything be like, and
Speaker 5: it wouldn't work. There would be genocide. It's one hundred percent.
Speaker 5: They'd be like people gone, but it be It's it's
Speaker 5: so up in the year. That's like a good question, though,
Speaker 5: why don't you write a story about that not to
Speaker 5: be rude, like actually and find out that we reached
Speaker 5: piece by actually giving birth to you know, like it
Speaker 5: shouldn't happen, like the cross species, like birth shouldn't happen,
Speaker 5: but then it actually works.
Speaker 1: A stupid little lizard person.
Speaker 5: And this is this is like the hope of of
Speaker 5: of a of like the world the future harmony, you
Speaker 5: name it harmony, and everyone's like, that's gay, kill it.
Speaker 1: But that is literally in the setting where like there's
Speaker 1: a war between dragons and elves and they're like, we're
Speaker 1: going to have a half health preacher and then they
Speaker 1: murder it that the dragons are like wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: let's kill that, and then the war stops. In the world,
Speaker 1: I guess that was good. This is good, but it
Speaker 1: comes back as it's crazy. It's crazy. It's literally half dragon.
Speaker 5: Liter just can't say, is it a baby? Lich, I
Speaker 5: don't know lychling, Yeah, little terrified.
Speaker 1: I assume it's like a philaxtory or something like a
Speaker 1: fake body, so it mentally might still be a baby,
Speaker 1: but the dragon. So it's already terrifying to begin with.
Speaker 1: I can't withstand more of this. Yeah, no more, DIGGI mon, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have an imaginative mind. It's cool. You can't
Speaker 1: imagine the things in front of you. It's ray. I
Speaker 1: can't imagine that. I can't imagine the shows. It's all black.
Speaker 1: I'm scared of that's too more. Hello Machiato Americano and
Speaker 1: dark ROAs my co workers. You the name, okay, Milki
Speaker 1: Man Milki little Man Milkie little Man rode In Hettleman
Speaker 1: drum rode In. Hello Machiato Americano and dark Ros. My
Speaker 1: co worker is fifty six years old who condantly cheats
Speaker 1: on his wife with prostitute and has told some down
Speaker 1: right unnecessarily detailed stories about things he did for twenty
Speaker 1: dollars squirrel twenty dollars, Oh my god, like the twenty
Speaker 1: dollars squirrel tail butt plug in his glove box. All
Speaker 1: that aside, what sort of unabashed the generated behavior. Do
Speaker 1: you think you'll be getting up to around that age?
Speaker 1: Nothing like that?
Speaker 5: Probably, I man, twenty dollars. Wait wait, just squirrel girl in.
Speaker 1: A twenty dollar squirrel girl butt plug he has in
Speaker 1: his dashboard. That's not a squirrel girl. But we say,
Speaker 1: scurew girl.
Speaker 5: He's not a squirrel tale in a big butt you know,
Speaker 5: like I was hoping that you're gonna say no, it
Speaker 5: actually is.
Speaker 1: In fact, that's fact. Pull it out of your bag.
Speaker 1: That's interesting and it's so wide. I'd be like, how practice.
Speaker 4: That stuff is interesting to me because I'm just like,
Speaker 4: damn like, because fifty isn't sometimes.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, it's it's old, but it's not
Speaker 1: like fifty is not far from us anymore, you know,
Speaker 1: Like I.
Speaker 4: Feel like you're I don't know, I feel like there's
Speaker 4: a pretty maybe not maybe it's not a high chance,
Speaker 4: but there's a decent chance that I feel like your
Speaker 4: wife is still kind of hot in your fifties.
Speaker 1: Probably just now, dude. People never said, toll me, how
Speaker 1: old is she? Like?
Speaker 5: People who take care of themselves can age very well. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: especially you know, because one thing that really destroys people
Speaker 5: the newice of people that spends a lot of time
Speaker 5: in the sun, so like it flocks them when they
Speaker 5: get old, they're like awful, But yeah, that's not old dude. Like,
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure Jojo in her fifties. I'm still gonna think, like,
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be like, oh what, I've got to
Speaker 5: get a squirrel tail and shove it in my ass,
Speaker 5: let's go.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it sounds absurd to me. Really.
Speaker 5: The thing is, I hope that person doesn't know, uh,
Speaker 5: the coworker's wife, because then I'm just like, damn, bro a,
Speaker 5: what a.
Speaker 1: What a dilemma?
Speaker 4: What like do I do you insert yourself in that situation?
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's a coworker.
Speaker 1: I don't know the classic mind my business. I did
Speaker 1: the wonderful mind my business. I kind of that. I
Speaker 1: definitely didn't know them.
Speaker 5: I would one I'm not gonna get involved, but if
Speaker 5: I knew them, I'm like, I met this girl a
Speaker 5: few times, Like I just I have a I have
Speaker 5: I'm that's hard for me to just let people like, oh,
Speaker 5: he's like guy code, bro what what the fuck you know?
Speaker 1: I have tried to dissuade people from making bad decisions.
Speaker 1: And I've never listened to when it comes to relationship stuff.
Speaker 1: No one ever listens to me in my friend group ever,
Speaker 1: like honestly, and I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, you know what live live, and I'll be like,
Speaker 5: say anything if it was probably like girlfriend ship, because
Speaker 5: to me, I'm like, well whatever. When it gets to
Speaker 5: that marriage borro, I'm like, damn, that's fucking that's aria.
Speaker 4: For a long time old married I feel like at
Speaker 4: that point, I don't know, man, like you're fifty years old.
Speaker 4: I don't know's It's hard for me to even conceptualize
Speaker 4: that situation because to me, I would be like, you're
Speaker 4: doing this because you're bored clearly, uh huh, and you're
Speaker 4: with this person for this long for what.
Speaker 1: Are you doing that? It's a he needs to tighten
Speaker 1: that back.
Speaker 4: I just don't understand what the impetus would be. I
Speaker 4: can't wrap my head around this.
Speaker 5: I just think there's a it's almost I think it's
Speaker 5: in the way of like how people do tradition or
Speaker 5: it's clear that you shouldn't do this anymore, but you're
Speaker 5: so used to doing it so and that's like staying
Speaker 5: in the marriage. But clearly he's not that interested in
Speaker 5: his wife anymore, but she's been there for so long.
Speaker 5: However long they've been married, Yeah, you know, they they're established. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's one of those things where it's like, oh, it's good.
Speaker 5: It's probably gonna be a big fucking deal.
Speaker 1: And also.
Speaker 5: Most people don't get pre or post nuptial agreements. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like so he'll probably lose a lot.
Speaker 1: Of his stuff. Just to me, just like, bro just suffer.
Speaker 1: I mean you you fucking I mean, like the idea
Speaker 1: that's the whole thing about marriage.
Speaker 4: Though, because you will get cause you're gonna I can't
Speaker 4: imagine not getting bored, like like forty years that you're
Speaker 4: gonna be bored.
Speaker 1: Right, it's just a matter of just like are you
Speaker 1: gonna ruin your life over it? You know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean silence, There is gonna there's gonna be a
Speaker 1: period of time when you're no longer gonna probably be
Speaker 1: physically attracted to your partner, right. Saying about that, it's
Speaker 1: just like, well I think I think it's it's it's
Speaker 1: a you can still love them, but you're probably like
Speaker 1: my wife is not as hot as they used to be,
Speaker 1: But that's fine. That it's like part of existing it's
Speaker 1: maybe not you of people's personal like philosophies on that stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 4: I've never felt like sex was a big deal at all,
Speaker 4: but like nobody else feels that way. So it's like
Speaker 4: it's just best not to even fuck around with it,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like it's like it's not a big that's like food
Speaker 1: to me. It's just like I don't, I don't whatever,
Speaker 1: because I'm not. I could. I think like this right,
Speaker 1: like I could fuck several women if i'm if, I'm
Speaker 1: if I just want sex, I can get it, you know,
Speaker 1: Like it's not like hard to it's not hard to
Speaker 1: get that. You know, you're in a relationship for more
Speaker 1: than that. You know, so at a certain point you
Speaker 1: might not be fucking the same way you're used to.
Speaker 1: But that's fine because you still love the time you
Speaker 1: spend with that person. Problem. Yeah, but you have to
Speaker 1: be with someone you enjoy that with a lot of people,
Speaker 1: are we We are all witnessed people just being anaship
Speaker 1: that they just don't have that with people.
Speaker 5: You know, that guy for sure, like I said, he
Speaker 5: clearly got married because it was expected of him. Uh,
Speaker 5: you guys, you don't have to get married. Like, if
Speaker 5: you want to just fuck bitches, you can do that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there's a thing that some people just feel like, oh
Speaker 5: it's like going to college and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: They feel like they have to.
Speaker 5: Do these beats and you don't have to do it anymore.
Speaker 5: So just if you're you clearly don't want to be married.
Speaker 5: If you're fucking prostitutes all the time, that's not your marriage.
Speaker 1: That is not marriage, So don't do it if you.
Speaker 4: Also, I've also I met like a handful of like
Speaker 4: people who are like older who are married, and I
Speaker 4: think they're like I think they're pretty pragmatic people where
Speaker 4: they're like, listen, I love you, you know, where we
Speaker 4: work as a unit, we're bored whatever. And that's interesting
Speaker 4: to see how that that's a fucking fascinating situation. But
Speaker 4: to me, I'm just like, at the very least like transparently,
Speaker 4: like surely you've been with this person long enough that
Speaker 4: like you can have a mature conversation about like what
Speaker 4: like what how could you possibly not understand like at
Speaker 4: that point, like oh, I'm fifty years old, and it's
Speaker 4: just like fuck man, this is uh, this is weird.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I feel kind of like, I
Speaker 4: don't know, at least have that conversation, but like to
Speaker 4: sneak around and go I don't know, man, I would
Speaker 4: rather I would personally just suffer in silence, wait it out.
Speaker 1: Suffer in signs. I'm just not.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm built for this. I'm I've had
Speaker 5: my fair share of fun. Yeah, I don't have a
Speaker 5: lot of those what ifs or fomo when it comes
Speaker 5: to like women, because really, at the end of the day,
Speaker 5: because legitimately, pussy is pussy. It's not it's that I've
Speaker 5: never with many women, and I've never been like this
Speaker 5: feels particularly different or something.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's great.
Speaker 5: I've had so there's I've never I've had pussy that
Speaker 5: was let's say they needed some antioxies on them or
Speaker 5: maybe like I mean, I mean.
Speaker 1: Where it's like, oh, you.
Speaker 5: Know you you clearly weren't taking care of yourself or something,
Speaker 5: but not because it felt bad. I think that's retarded,
Speaker 5: Like you're you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: To me. It's like, what are you saying. I've definitely
Speaker 1: had that felt better than each other, but not like radically,
Speaker 1: so maybe the moment was better. Maybe the moment was better.
Speaker 1: That's probably like it was a lot of factors.
Speaker 5: Is I promise you it's not the vagina itself. It
Speaker 5: might even be like she's not feeling it, so she's
Speaker 5: fucking not particularly loop for you. And so there's there's
Speaker 5: there's many things where it's like moments have hit different,
Speaker 5: but it's like it's not. It's like, even like hooking
Speaker 5: up with my wife, there are moments where sometimes it's like, oh,
Speaker 5: that wasn't as good as it was, just for many reasons.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I'm not, like my back's hurting, and so I'm
Speaker 5: not fucking putting it in like I normally would because
Speaker 5: I'm like I'm still.
Speaker 1: Gonna get it in because I want it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm aware it's but like at that age, I don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't think. I'm like I think me and
Speaker 1: little you're probably playing board games more than we already do.
Speaker 1: I still like playing D and D but it is fun.
Speaker 1: Hunh legit like, yeah we're old. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just to me, that's like because I love seeing
Speaker 5: couples that are like in their eighties or whatever and
Speaker 5: they're still like madly in love with each other and
Speaker 5: I feel like like I'll see ones they're still holding hands,
Speaker 5: like I don't. I don't like hold hands that much.
Speaker 5: But it's more of just it just feels like a
Speaker 5: who who's this four kind of that's I don't need
Speaker 5: to get to that, but I'm just saying, like seeing
Speaker 5: them do stuff like that and like being all loveyed
Speaker 5: with each other at like dinner or at breakfast more realistically,
Speaker 5: they're out for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they go to dinner. For I rarely go to dinner, Like, ah,
Speaker 1: fuck in traffic, we gotta like go somewhere. I don't fuck.
Speaker 1: Traffic is really the biggest. It's one hundred of traffic
Speaker 1: for me, Literally going to dinner sucks when you when
Speaker 1: you have to drive to it. It's that. It's literally
Speaker 1: that for me. Right, I love New York City so
Speaker 1: much and it's just like let's walk walk, let's walk somewhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, I don't know, yeah whatever, this person, uh,
Speaker 4: don't get involved in what my personal like just it's
Speaker 4: not good business.
Speaker 1: What was the because that was the points like what
Speaker 1: do you see yourselves getting up to that age?
Speaker 5: Okay, so we kind of covered that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm yeah, I probably killing my girlfriend, my wife hopefully,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean just playing. I'm hoping that.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping that this podcast like we at some point
Speaker 5: we start making out like bandits and then like so
Speaker 5: in our fifties we can kind of like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're sitting on a kill ourselves. Yeah something. I'm
Speaker 1: hoping that, like fifties will be chill, we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're good. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think by the time I'm that old, I think
Speaker 4: if I'm married, I'm going to be married to somebody
Speaker 4: that I've been very transparent about where I'm just like, listen,
Speaker 4: I can see this. I could see that, I can
Speaker 4: see myself being bored by fifty and so that's just
Speaker 4: gonna be something that you're gonna have to understand.
Speaker 1: I just think, don't fucking get married.
Speaker 5: Like if that if that's your thought, bro, I'm like,
Speaker 5: don't get married.
Speaker 1: Don't do it. Why you just don't have to?
Speaker 5: That's you don't have into something like that, because yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know, yeah all that like for me.
Speaker 1: I don't. People are like, I don't know how people
Speaker 1: like have single relationships. The just le Bron is like,
Speaker 1: how does it like it? Just do like I mean,
Speaker 1: that's fine. All your line like, hey, I don't want
Speaker 1: to I want to just have sex. That's it. I
Speaker 1: think that then if they're like I want more than
Speaker 1: this to be like okay, don't do it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, well I'm out and you put your I
Speaker 1: would have to say, listen, you gotta get better at it.
Speaker 1: You have to improve, Yeah, you gotta yeah, why not? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's got it.
Speaker 5: You gotta be a little better about it.
Speaker 1: You got good practice, put some work into this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't be doing everything. Get a little better. Maybe
Speaker 1: this might work.
Speaker 5: If it doesn't, there is I'll be honest, I think
Speaker 5: there's many people that they just don't have conversations about
Speaker 5: that ship.
Speaker 1: Definitely it's time boo. It's kind of uncomfortable conversation.
Speaker 5: It's like, hey man, because I'm being honest, there's a
Speaker 5: lot of like, say me, I talk about the mecca
Speaker 5: for me is like uh, eating ice cream and get
Speaker 5: my dicks up or something.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 5: The thing is, there's some there's I'm gona be honest,
Speaker 5: there's some women that were just like, you don't understand
Speaker 5: the idea.
Speaker 1: It's called sucking dick. Sucking, not just mouth over it
Speaker 1: and then moving your head back and forth. That's not
Speaker 1: if you feel the teeth.
Speaker 4: You're like, I've had people take that too seriously where
Speaker 4: it's like it's not straw, dude, we see it's just exactly.
Speaker 5: So there's there's a thing where it's like, well, if
Speaker 5: you're with that person, you can at least talk to
Speaker 5: them about it, right, If it's like one off things,
Speaker 5: you're obviously not going to coach them.
Speaker 1: They do you do because they're gonna stop and leave.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go suck off some nerd that's grateful.
Speaker 1: Complain too.
Speaker 5: As soon as as soon as you like literally like
Speaker 5: look at he bust he takes that sh out.
Speaker 1: I wish that was me, dude, I'm being I was
Speaker 1: like gonna come from laughing, and that'd be hilarious. That's insane.
Speaker 5: You would come and you die. I would I would die,
Speaker 5: and be honest, I'd be like, I can't be partners
Speaker 5: with you.
Speaker 4: We can't be we can't be comedy partners if you're
Speaker 4: gonna every time. That's the reason he took this job
Speaker 4: because he found it that he comes every time he
Speaker 4: laughs he's just having this is a.
Speaker 1: Sick and he's being paid for it. He's getting paid
Speaker 1: for it. You're getting paid to come. That's crazy. That's
Speaker 1: truly gross. That's amazing. You just rope in the whole time.
Speaker 1: Appreciates some funny. There's some funny. It was great giggling,
Speaker 1: so my teeth was funny.
Speaker 4: You don't have to get married. You don't have to
Speaker 4: get married. Don't do it if you don't want to.
Speaker 1: It's that's simple.
Speaker 4: It is that simple. And also just again just have conversations.
Speaker 4: And because I don't think it's I really do think
Speaker 4: most people at a certain point have that feeling. It's
Speaker 4: just a matter of like whether or not like it.
Speaker 1: Matt.
Speaker 5: It's so disastrous that it's even worth like really doing
Speaker 5: anything about it.
Speaker 1: And I think for most people it's probably not.
Speaker 4: It's just like whatever, who cares, we'll talk through it,
Speaker 4: we'll fucking spicings up or whatever.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: I think for me is it's just like you got listen, man,
Speaker 4: I take it seriously, all right. I'm in competitive rank, okay,
Speaker 4: and you gotta be you gotta.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't, I can't not have a I can't be
Speaker 4: with a casual.
Speaker 5: Casual sexually you're telling sexually, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't be with somebody who doesn't take that seriously. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm I like, well, like say, I like
Speaker 5: where we're at. I feel like everything is like for me,
Speaker 5: everything is going great, like it's communication is great, everything's
Speaker 5: fucking chill. There's no like this sucks or this is
Speaker 5: too She's not too insane or like, you know, like
Speaker 5: because there's some like Jade Girl, there's.
Speaker 1: Like choke me. That's crazy, And I'm like, ah, do
Speaker 1: what I gotta do. I'm I'm not doing I gotta
Speaker 1: do too, But I do not choking. I've been, I've
Speaker 1: been to I've been to the dark field.
Speaker 5: I think a light grip on the neck is not
Speaker 5: choking because that's literally not choking. I don't literally want
Speaker 5: to try to phixiate something. I love choking women explicitly.
Speaker 5: I'm into whatever the person in front of me is retribution.
Speaker 5: I'm into whatever the person in front of me is
Speaker 5: into at the time. So you have no self self,
Speaker 5: that's what you have. None of the self.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have no line. I have lines.
Speaker 5: It was sure you did you would you you have lines,
Speaker 5: I think so, But what if the chicks like you know,
Speaker 5: flips you over and she's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 5: beg you.
Speaker 1: I have lines. Well, she's powering you thought, what if
Speaker 1: she does she paid what? She rapes you and you're
Speaker 1: like and you're like, then I guess, yeah, I guess,
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What if she overpowers you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna get fun. Yeah. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1: I thought of the comedist and I was like, no, wait,
Speaker 1: that's just someone getting raised. Yeah that is excellent. But
Speaker 1: I have a sense of self. I have a line.
Speaker 1: You sure, yeah? Have you met it yet? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Have you? Maybe? I had something I had
Speaker 1: to go meet. You have to go meet someone. I've
Speaker 1: been like, listen, this is that's I'm not into that.
Speaker 5: No, we're not doing She's like fizzed deep and you hey, hey,
Speaker 5: hold hold on, hold on, Okay, you don't kiss my neck.
Speaker 1: You just you just you. You just flicked my heart. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Wa, no eye contact. You look me in
Speaker 1: the face. I fucking I have a I'm stu ticklish
Speaker 1: on my neck. I I can't like you can't go.
Speaker 1: You cannot go in Lily, I am you. I done
Speaker 1: into a turtle, dude. I tried to do this. Literally,
Speaker 1: I feel like this and I'm like, it's an I'm
Speaker 1: literally not trying to do this. I swear to you.
Speaker 1: I'm very ticklish and I don't like people touching me
Speaker 1: in general. I'm sorry you do so fucking stop stop.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit you. Guys to stop, Chris, stop me.
Speaker 1: I do not want to hit you. Stop push me
Speaker 1: it gorilla mode right now, crazy gorilla. That's why I
Speaker 1: love going. I love going frame by frame and somebody
Speaker 1: seeing someone be something that really not that was that
Speaker 1: was that video of the kid, well the et thing.
Speaker 1: That wasn't a video. That was just something we made up.
Speaker 1: But like there's a this video, this old thing with
Speaker 1: the video it is every race.
Speaker 4: There's this video like it's really out of focus. We've
Speaker 4: talked about it on the show before, like eight years ago.
Speaker 4: This is really out of focus video of this child
Speaker 4: getting kicked by this woman. And it's so funny because
Speaker 4: it zooms in but it's so low rez that like
Speaker 4: every frame because it's doing the you know, the pixels
Speaker 4: are doing like the predictive kind of you know, the
Speaker 4: the predictive pixel like fill in. It looks like a
Speaker 4: different kid every frame.
Speaker 1: It is crazy.
Speaker 4: At the end, he just looks like he looks like
Speaker 4: a drawing of LIKENI from a fucking edit, Netty.
Speaker 5: It just it's just want a video that you couldn't find, right,
Speaker 5: This is one of the.
Speaker 1: Videos that we we had it on Twitter. I should
Speaker 1: have saved it, Yeah I didn't. I didn't. That's the
Speaker 1: same that with the freaking baby too. I don't want
Speaker 1: to think about that one. I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: if it's it wasn't even that. Yeah, I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear every funny video. That's why I do it.
Speaker 1: Now we think I'm crazy. I'm sad at how many
Speaker 1: videos I've lost. But of course I got to save
Speaker 1: into the Spider versus my camera roll. So if you're
Speaker 1: not gonna have access to that movie, I own. I
Speaker 1: literally own it physically too. I gotta say the entire
Speaker 1: stand so on my fucking phone. I really need that serious.
Speaker 1: I have the I have the Brole movie on my phone.
Speaker 1: The camera it's such a such a waste of space,
Speaker 1: Like what am I using the space for? Stuff like that. No,
Speaker 1: not that, But what am I using it for memories? Photos? Well,
Speaker 1: I could do it. I haven't been the memories of
Speaker 1: that because I'm saving the entirety of the boost socking Spanish?
Speaker 1: Do you take at all? I'm a picture person. I
Speaker 1: kind of don't either, never have been you got you
Speaker 1: got it man for Instagram.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I feel like all the Kim Trails or whatever
Speaker 5: RFK is talking about, like it's gonna get our brains
Speaker 5: and we're not gonna we need these to remember stuff.
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna have dementia eventually, and I'm I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 4: You already have com clearly okay with it, you already
Speaker 4: have anything.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go.
Speaker 5: I think my lack of sleep is making me sprint
Speaker 5: towards dementia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your speed running.
Speaker 5: I need to stop and I can't help it. So
Speaker 5: I went to bed at like five thirty, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean. I was like, I told myself, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna go.
Speaker 1: Bet at two. Did you actually go to better five
Speaker 1: thirty this morning? Yes? Me too. Isn't it great?
Speaker 5: It's it's and I'm like, I know, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be fucking gone.
Speaker 1: In twenty years.
Speaker 4: I was just making stupid Instagram videos that I didn't
Speaker 4: post and then I like, fucking.
Speaker 1: It, completed it. I'm saving them. No, I'm saving them
Speaker 1: for like I went to bed at a reasonable time relatively, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're still late.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is we was we were wondering about that,
Speaker 5: Like do you leave at eleven thirty? Is that what
Speaker 5: you're saying? You're like, oh, I usually I think eleven thirty.
Speaker 5: It's time to call the fucking time.
Speaker 1: Leave my house around like what you are like twenty
Speaker 1: five and I'm like, it's gonna take too long? Twenty five? Wait,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? What do you mean it would
Speaker 1: take too long because of the fact that when I'm
Speaker 1: when I'm with like people that I know they're driving,
Speaker 1: they get here in like four or five minutes, maybe
Speaker 1: because everybody is the wrong way.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, all right, all right, yeah anyway, yeah, remember
Speaker 4: when you remember five minutes ago when you painted a
Speaker 4: picture where I was being raped.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was pretty cool. It's funny. Like what
Speaker 1: it's funny? I remember you being like, hey, would it
Speaker 1: be hilarious if we got raped? I remember you said
Speaker 1: that you tried to definitely said, you tried to, you
Speaker 1: tried to apply that, you tried to, you attack it.
Speaker 1: You're like, you don't have a sense of self. Also,
Speaker 1: get raped is basically it's kinda yeah, I have a
Speaker 1: sense of Self's get the piss out of here? Yeah,
Speaker 1: out of here, milking read the We're gonna read the
Speaker 1: guy's balls. But I thought the t how do you be?
Speaker 1: Can you pop testicles? They can pop? Right?
Speaker 5: Thinking about stuff like that, man, that's like trauma without
Speaker 5: that even every happening like it hurts me thinking about
Speaker 5: that ship.
Speaker 1: I doesn't. I just don't care about that. I also
Speaker 1: hitting my boss so many times, and I'm sure there yeah,
Speaker 1: sure they're numb. My balls are so numb. My bowels,
Speaker 1: my bowels are alright. I done killed myself.
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Speaker 1: much is tuition? Do your improv school? Fucking all you
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Speaker 1: they made hers she woke by using pronouns in there
Speaker 1: and its name so stupid Hershey, that's that's not bad.
Speaker 1: That's a but it's not that's a well aged joke,
Speaker 1: you know, Like I have no comedy for real.
Speaker 5: That's a to me, who's that redneck that did the
Speaker 5: red neck comedy Larry Cable Guy? Yeah, one of them,
Speaker 5: but the I'm thinking of the Jeff Foxworthy. That's that
Speaker 5: type of joke to that, Jeff Jeff would be like,
Speaker 5: I wish they.
Speaker 1: Were just straight up racist during that. It'd be so
Speaker 1: much funny it was.
Speaker 5: I feel like if they came back and did another one,
Speaker 5: they would I.
Speaker 1: Feel like they'd be like these guys are gone too far. Nah,
Speaker 1: they're wallin. I'm Larry than Nward guy. They'd be like, look, man,
Speaker 1: I looked. I'm from the rural South and black people
Speaker 1: do scare me. But these guys are tripping. Calm down.
Speaker 1: Leave the Mexicans here.
Speaker 5: At least the one. There's one named bill Ingvall who
Speaker 5: nobody remembers.
Speaker 1: He had a show. Oh he did, he did, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the bill Ingvall Show. I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 1: swear to God this is I was Hallucina.
Speaker 5: He's the one that like everyone doesn't remember. I guess
Speaker 5: he was like the he needs to become racist.
Speaker 1: He also has the show that nobody remembers.
Speaker 5: Yes he does, because Jeff Fox really did that. Smarter
Speaker 5: than the fifth grade?
Speaker 1: Are you smarter than the fifth grade? The answer was no,
Speaker 1: Drew uh uh. The the Ron White is actually a
Speaker 1: pretty good comedian. Actually, yeah, I like I remember liking one.
Speaker 5: Larry the cable guy was just just did uh stadium tours.
Speaker 5: He was just so he was super famous. So I'm
Speaker 5: just saying, like all of them did stuff because the cars.
Speaker 5: I guess he had a fucking show.
Speaker 4: He had a sitcom, had like an show comedy was interesting.
Speaker 4: I remember watching it just had a curiosity because it's
Speaker 4: on TVs. I remember watching a lot of TVs for
Speaker 4: some reason, like I liked watching like everybody that was
Speaker 4: Raymond and Conan and stuff, and so I was like
Speaker 4: billing Bullshow.
Speaker 1: I wonder what that's what that is?
Speaker 11: And I watched it and it was like, suck, fucking
Speaker 11: dumb redneck. It's like, look, I got a family, this
Speaker 11: is my daughter ship. Fuck it sucked so hard. And
Speaker 11: then he presses the audience.
Speaker 1: Himself. I'm actually curious.
Speaker 4: Look up the look up the theme song for the
Speaker 4: if there even was one.
Speaker 1: I don't even swing shows up late to the scorel
Speaker 1: on show to scroll his phone, eat the sandwich and everyone,
Speaker 1: and he would say he's there snart tingk r PG
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Once photos of you all, please. Ben Shapiro's
Speaker 1: actually right for once reward him. Yeah, even he was
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 5: He was like, it's like he can't even he couldn't
Speaker 5: even lie about sucking uh Trump's stuff. He's like he's
Speaker 5: like he's absolutely not correct about because Trump was like
Speaker 5: what he was he said that Ukraine started the war.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's Trump was started. And then Ben was like, Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're gonna listen to this clip because I think he's wrong.
Speaker 5: He's like, he's it's absolutely not true.
Speaker 4: That's what Candice Owens on fucking Piers Morgan talking about
Speaker 4: how like Yeahel was doing a genocide and Gaza also.
Speaker 1: That's what got her fired from the Daily Wire.
Speaker 5: Yeah, literally yeah, because she was talking about no one
Speaker 5: should be fucking genociding anyone. She didn't specifically say Israel
Speaker 5: was doing it, but it was clear he sees me.
Speaker 1: Candice, I would prefer that he didn't mention Jews in
Speaker 1: any in any real way.
Speaker 5: So if you want to get her job, you're making
Speaker 5: us look bad even though we are doing some really
Speaker 5: shady snow the day. Why over here in the idea,
Speaker 5: you know, we're basically the same.
Speaker 1: Bang this ship finna be crazy when it shows up.
Speaker 1: Now I can't.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm I didn't mean to pull you into my
Speaker 4: office exactly about like I'm getting quite sick of having to.
Speaker 4: If you could just do me the salid of like
Speaker 4: bringing your chair into my office after you're after you're
Speaker 4: done sitting on it.
Speaker 1: On it as sweaty as possible. That's tweaty as possible.
Speaker 1: Please come here after work out. That's exactly what I
Speaker 1: was gonna do. Hassan looks like someone who took a
Speaker 1: duplo figure and put Lego's head on it. Uh suing
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend Cassie of my friends. Uh cut my
Speaker 1: cock into pieces. This is my These are my trainy scars.
Speaker 1: I don't like that word at all. Zilla, King of
Speaker 1: the Hooks, you still like it.
Speaker 4: I don't like that word, but like, I also don't
Speaker 4: like that because to me, it does feel like a shorthand.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It used to be not it didn't used to be offensive,
Speaker 5: but then the wrong people started using it. And because
Speaker 5: it would be those those pitches would call themselves, they
Speaker 5: would call it themselves.
Speaker 1: It was like like, oh, I mean yeah, we used
Speaker 1: to call ourselves that. It was kind of in that way.
Speaker 1: It was like endearing.
Speaker 4: And it's not even necessarily that it's to me, it's
Speaker 4: just like it literally is just like a shorter version
Speaker 4: of the word, Like it doesn't even feel like a slur.
Speaker 1: The you're gonna say trance, that's literally more accurate. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm understand that's what I'm saying effective same meaning, but
Speaker 1: I know the people that would argue to say the
Speaker 1: word are dicks, and that's why kind and that's.
Speaker 5: All I need to have that kind I feel like
Speaker 5: we just need to go back to the same chicks
Speaker 5: with dicks.
Speaker 1: Man, it was better. It was actually more progressive.
Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like that's just like I
Speaker 5: saw somebody's spell with x'es and it maybe laughed so hard.
Speaker 1: I don't know why dicks like, don know I'm something
Speaker 1: about that spelling. It's like it's extreme. I think slurs
Speaker 1: are funny. I always think they're funny, but I understand
Speaker 1: why you shouldn't say them. And I'll just I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I'll be fine with it. Sure, that's it. I won't
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Speaker 1: If you look up a dean I don't forget his name. No,
Speaker 1: I have that picture of him. That's crazy. Did I
Speaker 1: send it to you?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 1: I don't even know that the picture the little kid,
Speaker 1: the little the little white fella that like that does
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Speaker 1: liberal kid. Yeah, I have a picture of him. That's wild.
Speaker 1: What the fuck happened? What I always think?
Speaker 5: I saved ship and then I don't. I have the
Speaker 5: opposite problem with you.
Speaker 1: I have phone, have the whole I have ex this
Speaker 1: in Arabic.
Speaker 5: You look up, but apparently if you look up Dean Norris,
Speaker 5: this is what pops up.
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Speaker 1: didn't see that. That's freking awesome.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's for the audio lissens.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking uh it's just a photo of Dean
Speaker 1: looking going at it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking with like a woman's foot like kind of
Speaker 5: on his on his shoulders, on his shoulder.
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Speaker 5: Absolute horse piss and the chilled glass. The in game
Speaker 5: currency and Call of Duty is called CP.
Speaker 1: What I love. I wonder if he's seen it. It's A.
Speaker 1: It's a. It's fucking Dean.
Speaker 4: It's that Dean liberal Dean kid, and it says, just
Speaker 4: I hate black people.
Speaker 5: It's crazy having millennials or zoomers named Dean.
Speaker 1: Such an old name. Yeah, the truth about nwords is crazy.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of DJ inward Beats? Yes? I did, dude,
Speaker 1: I just I found it a by miss accident last night,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 5: Me and Joda were watching Bar Rescue and somehow, oh,
Speaker 5: there was this shitty DJ in the in the bar,
Speaker 5: and somehow it got all the way to me wanting
Speaker 5: to search if DJ inward was actually a thing, and
Speaker 5: then it led me to DJ inward Beats and this
Speaker 5: guy named Schmores and uh.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. If anybody listening, go look up.
Speaker 5: Smores with a Z and uh, DJ inward Beats and
Speaker 5: there's like a song with like four million plays that
Speaker 5: is uh, it's it's a it's it's iconic. I'm really
Speaker 5: mad that it's not on Spotify anymore for whatever reason.
Speaker 5: But it led me to what I wanted to say.
Speaker 1: It was a playlist.
Speaker 5: Uh, and then I'll finish reading in a second, but
Speaker 5: I went.
Speaker 1: What's the playlift? The playlist is called because.
Speaker 5: There's another guy named Young Fly, and so there's Young
Speaker 5: Fly on the track, and it's a playlist, and of
Speaker 5: course George Floyd is the profile picture of the playlist.
Speaker 5: But it's a playlist of a bunch of inward related
Speaker 5: stuff that I found on Spotify, just yeah, because I
Speaker 5: was just looking for smores.
Speaker 1: Where did You Go?
Speaker 5: That's a song called Where'd You Go? And it's blanked out,
Speaker 5: so it's not available anymore. But here's some of the things.
Speaker 5: So everybody knows Nigga Nigga Nigga by Gangster Rap, so
Speaker 5: that's on there. Yeah, right, there's a song by uh
Speaker 5: Is exe.
Speaker 1: Mir that's a guy screaming that, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: Nigga Niggas in My buttthole by zel Zel zell Mere
Speaker 5: or exhibit.
Speaker 1: As bad as the drawings, I wanted it to be actually.
Speaker 5: Uh Nayna nigga by get Pool Nigga nay yeah and
Speaker 5: that and that's unfortunately it's it's uh blocked out. I
Speaker 5: had sex with my is on here. I don't like
Speaker 5: hard rs and just the word hard R by Christian
Speaker 5: Adam g Get the in Words out of Society by
Speaker 5: the same person bag you want to you want this playlist? Yeah,
Speaker 5: I went down a deep dive. I thought you were
Speaker 5: reading the names. I was like, what the happens.
Speaker 1: I'm watching my nephew today. I'm gonna play that around him,
Speaker 1: your nephew nephew here, Uh technically yeah, inherited, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you all right?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: I love that fucking orson wealth as saying it echo. I, well,
Speaker 1: I love it like that kind of thing. Yeah.
Speaker 5: This I found this by accident last night, just I
Speaker 5: wonder if there's anything called DJ hard R.
Speaker 1: You know, and and it led me to that. So
Speaker 1: fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Society sometimes makes me feel good when like when st
Speaker 5: like this happens, if it was just that, you know,
Speaker 5: if like fuck a billionaire, let's just all make dumb
Speaker 5: ship with.
Speaker 1: Hard like a coffin the retail. He says it Kids,
Speaker 1: Derek looks like Franklin.
Speaker 5: The turtle is Sweeney's barber blind jar Jar Binks should
Speaker 5: bang himself on a ceiling fan black squidward more like
Speaker 5: inward scream adjacent feller, third eye blind. I want seehim
Speaker 5: in or else I'm gonna beat my wife. It's he's
Speaker 5: he's missing stuff, just it, says baby at the end,
Speaker 5: revits it man, listen to song and then make sure
Speaker 5: you hit all the syllables. But you're almost there. Kevin
Speaker 5: Durant's feet, doctor Man Love or how I learned to
Speaker 5: stop worrying and love the cock? Fuck you, I'm paying
Speaker 5: my TV license, bitch, mister pants Sween I remember seeing
Speaker 5: a Last of Us movie trailer fu Faced Unstoppable. When
Speaker 5: you read the Patreon names, how are they ordered by
Speaker 5: oldest member, the most money donated or most.
Speaker 1: Gayus uh most and the oldest.
Speaker 5: Gus spum Befudters Jolio Dipshod, the Ace of Parades, Definitive
Speaker 5: Top five Black People one lebron to Keep David three
Speaker 5: Future four, Tim Duncan five Swingy Tim Duncan's crazy, like
Speaker 5: that's what he's such a boring human great fucking He's
Speaker 5: a great person, but he's just fantastic player.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, greatest black people boring. Give me some charisma. God,
Speaker 1: damn is that perspective? Is that how?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 1: Whatever you want? Man? That is a it's screaming you're
Speaker 1: so angry at or is he running at you real fast?
Speaker 1: And the perspective of his arms are so long that
Speaker 1: they look like that, it's whatever you want, man, No,
Speaker 1: you just eat.
Speaker 5: Look if someone handed him a pizza and it fell
Speaker 5: out of his little tiny hand, so he was really upset.
Speaker 4: I'll ask you, I'll put it like David Lynch and
Speaker 4: say like it's whatever. It's It's whatever makes you feel
Speaker 4: the craziest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hungry for commy wommies, feed me Chrissy Pooh, Captain
Speaker 5: African America, Brave New Jungle, Cloak and Cloak and Fagger
Speaker 5: beatp Top. They come running just as fast as they can,
Speaker 5: because every guy is crazy about a sharp dick man
Speaker 5: Bandamp Bandamp shitting in a gatorade bottle stiltson. Hey, Derek,
Speaker 5: can you whisper into the mic? Hot pocket flesh light, hot.
Speaker 1: Pocket, hot pocket, flesh light. Yeah, that somebody's gonna jerk
Speaker 1: off that.
Speaker 5: Wow, is that an old thing? Because I had a
Speaker 5: I just stumbled up on a tweet recently. This is
Speaker 5: with my original Twitter where I said that Guantanamo Bay
Speaker 5: people should be tortured with three minute hot pockets in
Speaker 5: the microwave on their dicks. That's crazy, Like I stumbled
Speaker 5: upon that recently and I'm like, God, damn yeah, three
Speaker 5: three minutes of the same.
Speaker 1: Remember the fucking yeah, donut, fucking yeah, the cinnamon roll
Speaker 1: for how long you wanted to put it in? Yeah,
Speaker 1: for like maybe like twenty five seconds, and then go
Speaker 1: and give it like that's that's really hot.
Speaker 5: Hot due Worth the pastry for twenty five seconds is
Speaker 5: so fucking hot.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: That was on that long wooden table you guys had.
Speaker 5: We're still doing that ship yeah uh.
Speaker 1: And words.
Speaker 5: Ozzie possums are cute until you hear them growl. I
Speaker 5: think it's a lot of things, right, Smitchie. The kid
Speaker 5: Vivek didn't say anything when told I wouldn't vote she
Speaker 5: pipkin on my pick a ITCHI Banksuga post clarity nuts
Speaker 5: scrow toward the ballbaryan hunter of cock. Need me some
Speaker 5: calcium cannons right now?
Speaker 1: Flat facts.
Speaker 5: The porting might come to the unconscious ic ce or
Speaker 5: Ice agent ice Agent's face. Why did I say, I
Speaker 5: see it's crazy. I know you're talking about Jada Stevens
Speaker 5: in episode two ninety nine being a Trump supporter. Sweeney, okay,
Speaker 5: why can't we go? Sween asked, because this adventure is
Speaker 5: dumb and gay. Let someone else deal with pizza time,
Speaker 5: Cry reported dryly. I'm speaking dumb. This is gonna be
Speaker 5: useless stuff for this guy. Craig the Canadian, I only
Speaker 5: do casual racism. Ranked racism has too many sweats. It's
Speaker 5: your boy, Shawne d major minority snark tingk fans are
Speaker 5: now homeless and deported facts. So first Agent two sixty seven.
Speaker 5: I have watched every episode again and I've come to
Speaker 5: a conclusion. Sweeney's empathy is schizophrenic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, call Tony like like the Tacit agreement. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Billy j Armstrong, jay Z tayzun Day, Danny and Grant
Speaker 5: McDonald having a conversation three XO quitting the job that
Speaker 5: made him deeply unhappy. Time to learn premiere FO Let's go,
Speaker 5: Let's go. So we're talking about the fuck the miserable
Speaker 5: job man, Your health. Your mental health is better than money.
Speaker 5: It's always above money. You can be a bum on
Speaker 5: the street and be happy. Punchy Nazis through Swedens tooth gap.
Speaker 1: What are we looking at?
Speaker 5: Cave divers at the cave called I didn't see it,
Speaker 5: so I didn't read it in time.
Speaker 4: It's just cave divers being putting stupid, fucking Oh my god,
Speaker 4: he's showing dark.
Speaker 1: You don't deserve to. Like, I really have a strange
Speaker 1: amount of contempt for those people. Yeah, they're like.
Speaker 5: Innocent people that they're like the probably the only innocent
Speaker 5: people that should be dead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's exactly you're right, You're so right. That's exactly
Speaker 4: what it is. It frustrates me that they're so innocent
Speaker 4: but so deserving of death.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Sweeney's in a prov class where the first course is
Speaker 5: called my second favorite inn word. Uh, you want to
Speaker 5: do three or or shelter it?
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll speed through it. It's stuck in your head.
Speaker 1: It's magical soundings. But he's just like all right, like
Speaker 1: a he hears that you're just so over You're like
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 4: I was like I'm done slurping, stroking, smoking joke and
Speaker 4: emoticons going like this. Drip mh, Lord of all drip waw,
Speaker 4: your name can't contain special characters. Shut the fuck up, Patreon,
Speaker 4: Fuck you ob you want to blow me waiting uh
Speaker 4: for the sween hunting tear. I want his pelt Kremlin
Speaker 4: to gremlin fucking squirrel girl and leaving two condoms in
Speaker 4: here where We're not mad at Derek, we're disappointed Jarvis
Speaker 4: taking me off. I've seen his black book now presenting
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Speaker 4: Sorry about the delay in drawing. Currently watching a life
Speaker 4: fall apart. We'll get back to it soon.
Speaker 1: M you take your time.
Speaker 4: Yeah man, holy shit, the misanthropes had to get the
Speaker 4: idea that we have any deadline for anybody is hilarious.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Hurry up?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: We barely yeah, we barely have a deadline for us,
Speaker 1: you know, Pepe. Sorry, I'm gonna kill myself. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's fine, there's no deadline. That's fire. Do you have
Speaker 1: a date in mind? Probably like next week? All right,
Speaker 1: next week, sorry, casual, I get around to it.
Speaker 5: If I have time, I'm gonna take your caller.
Speaker 1: Are you have time? I think? Doesn't bother me. I'm dead.
Speaker 1: Facts fire fire, fire fires like, oh no, don't take
Speaker 1: the buddy. I'm not gonna earn being a fucking bag.
Speaker 5: I guess, just like, switch every all the everything over, like,
Speaker 5: you know, make it easy for us.
Speaker 1: I got my selfish. I appreciate that.
Speaker 4: Man will be the first thing she said. I go
Speaker 4: to his apartment, like Lily, I gotta get into the computer.
Speaker 1: Sorry, why do you need that? That's crazy to do
Speaker 1: that right after I died? Just still, yeah, you're still warm,
Speaker 1: you're still you're still doing it. He's just he he
Speaker 1: has a hacks on. He's yeah, you're in time, not
Speaker 1: even dead yet, you're simply dying.
Speaker 5: And you're like look just in case you think you
Speaker 5: can finish cutting your head off.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Derek. I don't know Derek. I don't
Speaker 1: know Derek. I don't know Derek. I do not know.
Speaker 1: You think you can make it all the way. I
Speaker 1: don't know, Derek. Maybe you should. Why don't you Why
Speaker 1: don't you try to hire someone to do it?
Speaker 5: No, I'm just curious, Like, because you're gonna, you're gonna,
Speaker 5: you're gonna do it. You're gonna off yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shotgun myself right in the base of my chin,
Speaker 1: so I blow, so it's like Betty comes out. I
Speaker 1: want to look like a Juster's hat, but the top
Speaker 1: of my visual is crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm Asmith bro a little bells at the end.
Speaker 1: Your hair is hanging on like the bells. I want
Speaker 1: to kill myself commediately, man, I really do.
Speaker 4: If you were to kill yourself to do it funny
Speaker 4: would be the best.
Speaker 5: That's I think jumping off a building and doing a backflip,
Speaker 5: you know how they do, like the they go forward
Speaker 5: to do back.
Speaker 1: That's awesome because that.
Speaker 4: Like you, I'm so jealous of that move, Like I
Speaker 4: wish I could. I had more excuses to.
Speaker 1: Do that, Yeah you sick. No, if you do, it's
Speaker 1: really cool. It's dope as hell. I don't think I
Speaker 1: like actually scream. I think I laughed. Like seeing some
Speaker 1: like they're coordinated fucking flip to their deaths. I want
Speaker 1: them to fly a little bit too, you know, like
Speaker 1: a DT when you jump out of a plane, you
Speaker 1: can like angle it up and you kind of soar
Speaker 1: a little bit. I want to do that. I really
Speaker 1: don't think so, But I don't know. Drag if you
Speaker 1: have like a baggy shirt on or something.
Speaker 4: Like that, maybe, Yeah, if you were naked, you're just plumbting,
Speaker 4: You're just going. What if you're covered in oil? What
Speaker 4: do you make the air slippery?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine someone with a covered oil? Like? What
Speaker 1: does that mean? Are you falling faster where you're falling?
Speaker 1: Are you like slid? I wasn't going that way. I
Speaker 1: was I was just thinking.
Speaker 4: I was thinking, like because you're so oily, Yeah, you
Speaker 4: slipped through the air molecules with more with less drag.
Speaker 1: Less drag.
Speaker 5: Yeah, much more velocity, less drag, but less drag, got
Speaker 5: more drag. Pla d less d Let's do a drag episode.
Speaker 5: But somebody buys all that stuff because I should. I
Speaker 5: med just very expensive.
Speaker 1: I have no issue with that at all. I mean
Speaker 1: as long as someone buys it for me, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like I don't want to half ass that, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: It would like imagine if we had to get like
Speaker 5: legit drag it's probably well, like how much do you
Speaker 5: think we'd have to spend a few hundred dollars or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably we would imagine our makeup like that if
Speaker 1: we if we were gonna do it, I would do
Speaker 1: it like I would do it up. Yeah, yeah, we'ld
Speaker 1: have to. You would be fun.
Speaker 5: Actually, I mean I literally it doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 5: I'm not like many of them niggas that are like
Speaker 5: oh uh, unless it was like for a show and
Speaker 5: then the white executives.
Speaker 1: Like we're this fucking dress. Yeah that's differently, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 5: There's nobody trying to kiss me though, you ever.
Speaker 1: Bothers me actually about like.
Speaker 4: Because like I remember, like because everybody that I've ever
Speaker 4: dated has been like my height basically or like maybe
Speaker 4: like a little bit taller, So I remember, like I
Speaker 4: would like we would like share t shirts and ship.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're closer so much fucking better than mine.
Speaker 1: Like more, I guess by a little bit. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: It's so frustrating.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those dumb ass faminess would be, oh, women's product
Speaker 5: costs more.
Speaker 1: Because they're better. They're fucking better. Yeah.
Speaker 4: That was frustrated. That was That was the stuff in
Speaker 4: like twenty sixteen about like the pink tax and stuff and.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, fucking better products are more money and
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff that got you guys didn't making content,
Speaker 1: and then it turned into like, oh no, these thinks
Speaker 1: are crazy, yeah, crazy people like crazy. Is so dumb
Speaker 1: to think that, you know what I mean? It was,
Speaker 1: It was so stupid.
Speaker 4: It's like, obviously women's products are better because A they
Speaker 4: care more about it, yes, and so they're willing to
Speaker 4: spend more money and.
Speaker 1: You get better ship, you do. Women's products are so
Speaker 1: much better. It's insane.
Speaker 5: There's like there was a say, for example, one of
Speaker 5: my friends, uh Shalah was like, I bought like, I
Speaker 5: bought some I bought some dye from my hair and
Speaker 5: she was like, what the fuck are you doing with
Speaker 5: that garbage? You know what I'm saying, Like no, like
Speaker 5: women spend money on good products and proper die.
Speaker 4: Now you might as well have melted a crayon in
Speaker 4: a fucking Snapple bottle, essentially, Like this is the diagonal
Speaker 4: I bought.
Speaker 5: Essentially, That's how she basically reacted to me, like, you're
Speaker 5: an idiot. I'll do like I'll let me get good
Speaker 5: to do.
Speaker 4: It for you, kind of a thing like shell. She
Speaker 4: pulls down a book from a bookcase and then that
Speaker 4: secret door opens. It's like a fucking lab with like
Speaker 4: beakers and fucking buns and burners, and it's like we're
Speaker 4: gonna build a fucking die for you.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 5: I always i'd love to have a trapdoor like that
Speaker 5: with the book.
Speaker 1: I was always so jealous of that.
Speaker 4: That's like the idea of like a hidden saying you
Speaker 4: have a hidden room in general, and unfortunately, like I
Speaker 4: feel like I feel like, as a kid, you look
Speaker 4: at that with like wondering wonder and like how cool,
Speaker 4: Like I can have my own like space.
Speaker 1: Now I feel like it's just inherently scary. You have
Speaker 1: a hitting room. You're doing something that.
Speaker 5: Ben Affleck I know he had one of those. He
Speaker 5: bought the house that.
Speaker 1: Does this me. Do you see your spider man?
Speaker 5: I mean, do you do you It's just like an
Speaker 5: ink blot and you see yourself.
Speaker 1: I mean I just put it.
Speaker 5: I didn't know myself in gay sex, you just go
Speaker 5: to your therapist to just say the wildest ship.
Speaker 4: That's that SNL thing with Bill Burr recently, the egg
Speaker 4: Blots sketch where he's like he's looking at ink blots and.
Speaker 1: It's like that's uh, two men making up, and.
Speaker 4: Then like for everybody else that's normal. And then when
Speaker 4: it whenever it's him, it's like it cuts to like
Speaker 4: it cuts like d V and art cuts a v
Speaker 4: R por like Mike Wazowski and like lacy thongs and
Speaker 4: ship and he's like, oh that's a that's and his
Speaker 4: Bill Burder was like, that's an Mike Wazowski and he's
Speaker 4: he's fucking sonic.
Speaker 5: He says these thing, He's crazy. He says, that's master
Speaker 5: Chief from he says this, he says, says, this is oh,
Speaker 5: that's master Chief from Halo doing a lap dance or something.
Speaker 5: And I was like, what, I never thought it would
Speaker 5: eat paramount plus. I see that, Yeah, the paramun plus.
Speaker 5: He would give a lap Dance. I think Season three Lap.
Speaker 1: Dance till Sleeve and enough for You. It was so insane.
Speaker 1: That's such an insane he still has the armor on
Speaker 1: Mark three.
Speaker 4: Of course the Holy Ship the Misanthropes had a guest
Speaker 4: come face. It's like clayface, but well, you know, uh.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love the way that's threatened. I love
Speaker 1: the chicken. There was a joke that you said during
Speaker 1: a discord. You were like, this character, his name is
Speaker 1: is Gooner the Clown, and it's like, hey, what do
Speaker 1: you do Goooner to the Clown. He's like, I'll let
Speaker 1: you guess. Yeah, And I think that's really funny. Is
Speaker 1: that like a really mundane level clown is being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: my name's Goooner to Clown. Everybody's like, yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you do? What do you do? I'll give you three
Speaker 1: guesses with game. Yeah, it's a bit of a sport.
Speaker 1: I'd say that's a bit of a sport to it.
Speaker 4: Sounds that sounds great. Sound this great video. Like I
Speaker 4: wish I could remember the creators, but like I think
Speaker 4: the premise was like it was like a sketch about
Speaker 4: the first person to come up with that. He's all
Speaker 4: right joke, getting that joke where he lost he got,
Speaker 4: he lost his entire left side. He's all right now,
Speaker 4: all right now, And it's a guy slowly getting it
Speaker 4: for the first time. He's like, wait, no, he's he's
Speaker 4: all to the untrained ear.
Speaker 1: Oh killed me to the trained ear.
Speaker 8: You went.
Speaker 4: You might think he's he's just doing well, he's fine.
Speaker 4: There's something got the phrase to the untrained ear. That's
Speaker 4: like fucking. I don't know what it is about it,
Speaker 4: but it is funny to me. Maebe fishy. JJ looks
Speaker 4: maxing for Jesus. John Strickland, March eighteen eighty nine. I
Speaker 4: love how we have enough to afford universal health care
Speaker 4: and education, but we spend it on another country.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool, it's pretty epic.
Speaker 5: Whoo whoo, whoa, I'm yeah, we have a lot of
Speaker 5: coltr Well, get everybody five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up at up. It's a terrible impression
Speaker 1: of cold trane.
Speaker 12: Trade.
Speaker 1: I think I meant for it to be. It did
Speaker 1: not come out correctly at all. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: you're doing.
Speaker 8: Whooo Wooo, Maggy's woo.
Speaker 1: Marcus Dom get cold and bared and run to the
Speaker 1: Jeep or whatever whatever we have sponsored by Jeep Cherokee
Speaker 1: hed maybe he's like MATTX cry, I can't cry anymore.
Speaker 4: It cuts to uh, it cuts to it cuts to
Speaker 4: that scene spoiler there for Gears of War three. By
Speaker 4: the way, I don't know, it's been a long time.
Speaker 4: He should have figured this out. Yeah, it's not on PC,
Speaker 4: so I'm giving you way more notice than I should.
Speaker 4: But uh, it cuts to Dom driving driving, and I
Speaker 4: love it.
Speaker 1: It's been great Marcus.
Speaker 4: He's doing his farewell speech and then it but it
Speaker 4: like every time it cuts out, it's it's him driving
Speaker 4: like a Jeep. But it's like a commercial Brichi and
Speaker 4: like it shows like the Jeep grand like four million
Speaker 4: horsepower whatever the Jeep.
Speaker 1: Four million horse power is dubious. That is insane. Little
Speaker 1: horse souls, dude, that's a lot of horse That's what
Speaker 1: Batman being bro.
Speaker 13: I just love the idea of like that scenev uses
Speaker 13: as a commercial for the car that he's driving.
Speaker 1: That would be if if Gears was made by two K. Yes,
Speaker 1: you could change the song would what would you change
Speaker 1: it to the song for that moment? It would probably
Speaker 1: be like a free bird for me.
Speaker 5: Down, Down, Down, damn down, Dame name.
Speaker 1: What's that song called one? And goes ways, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it markets, I'm going to kill myself and then
Speaker 1: you're gonna do it. Do you like refried beans? And
Speaker 1: he blows up these Mexicans. He's about to get set
Speaker 1: up fire. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do first.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna eat these beans pre rods from Afar.
Speaker 1: You want fun Warrior? Uh Warrior shows you fun Jesus
Speaker 1: three ads, It's so stuff them in there. The Jeep Charity,
Speaker 1: they're just.
Speaker 13: Your beans by several different sponsors, but then dropped at
Speaker 13: various stages in production, and then at the end they
Speaker 13: were just like just Eric, It's like take.
Speaker 1: It, take it all, Gooya refront Jeep Grand Cheroy.
Speaker 5: I didn't see say in a city with the giant
Speaker 5: worm brought to you by frosted flights.
Speaker 1: Are you in good hands? Fuck? We mixed the files.
Speaker 1: This looks like that. The video editors are like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess, and they just kept dude, I gotta go home.
Speaker 1: I really haven't seen my wife in days. I'm just
Speaker 1: so hungry night Sax.
Speaker 4: Who do you think you are, I am my seatbelt
Speaker 4: getting stuck a bumble bee transforms, do you think? Brian
Speaker 4: tosks the last words as well in og Powerpup Girls,
Speaker 4: chem X was a cann of whoop ass.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 4: I do know what you're saying. Yeah, the pilot for
Speaker 4: Powerpup Girls that's unaired is like the canna. The chemical
Speaker 4: X is a canna whoop ass because they were called
Speaker 4: the whoop Ass Girls, I think initially, but I'm not
Speaker 4: even joking, dead serious, but then it was like Cartooner
Speaker 4: was like, Okay, well we're not gonna do that, but
Speaker 4: it's a great pitch.
Speaker 1: But like, no, I loved that a kid made that
Speaker 1: show that damn near. He was like, it's crazy. He
Speaker 1: was younger than us. He was. He was way younger
Speaker 1: than we are, well not way he went twenty four.
Speaker 1: I think he was younger than that when he first
Speaker 1: pitched it.
Speaker 4: I mean I saw an interview with him in the
Speaker 4: in the thing where he was like twenty six, twenty five,
Speaker 4: and that show wasn't that old.
Speaker 1: It didn't go on for that long. I think, so
Speaker 1: we pitched it. Maybe I think that's.
Speaker 4: Oh May, Yeah, maybe he was being pitched around for
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: It is kind of nice when I look at him,
Speaker 4: like there's an interview with him, and he looks like
Speaker 4: he looks like a modern normal, like a modern twenty
Speaker 4: five year ol.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of jarring.
Speaker 4: It's like thirty years ago, probably abou I used to
Speaker 4: seeing like growing up. I was so used to seeing like,
Speaker 4: you know, twenty five year olds in the seventies where
Speaker 4: they look forty, yes, twenty five and already have that.
Speaker 5: Fucking broccoli hair now and ship they're all like Edgar, Yeah,
Speaker 5: whatever do When I got my haircut one time, all
Speaker 5: that to me and I was like, this looks so bad.
Speaker 1: There's no way that's true. When did this happen? When
Speaker 1: COVID first happened and we moved into the house in
Speaker 1: the one that we moved, and I swear to god,
Speaker 1: I swear to god, I had I had a flat top,
Speaker 1: but if I picked my hair all the way, it
Speaker 1: would look like that. I swear, Why I didn't do that.
Speaker 4: But you didn't get that haircut though, No, But that
Speaker 4: was the same hair.
Speaker 1: That I had at Base. And I was like, like,
Speaker 1: if I cut my hair off right now and I
Speaker 1: kept the top only and I picked my hair it
Speaker 1: would look like that. Yeah. Cool, do the cool stack already.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool. I don't care about you're saying. Do what
Speaker 1: I want? Yeah, do what I want? Cool. I'm not
Speaker 1: acting like I care. Brought to you by State Farm? Stop?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you in good hands? Are you gay?
Speaker 1: You welcome to ball State? Are you and old? Are
Speaker 1: you in gay hands?
Speaker 6: Damn?
Speaker 1: Who is this? It's Jake from State Farm. From State
Speaker 1: He's a good guy. Promise. Oh, I don't know where
Speaker 1: we're going with storms or wait? Is this berserker? The
Speaker 1: berserker needs insurance?
Speaker 5: Up?
Speaker 1: Do you use the state of Salad?
Speaker 4: Jared Fogel using dark brown SI machine to bless himself
Speaker 4: as a child. Uh shot, Young Sheldon says, Derek is
Speaker 4: my number one fan. Called the sack your hair for
Speaker 4: the wedding.
Speaker 1: It's Niki. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Sixty one point five shades of gay in your best
Speaker 4: nostalgia critic voice a lively credit card. I don't know
Speaker 4: how to his is kind of hard to do. It's
Speaker 4: very distinct, is it the nostalgia critic?
Speaker 1: It's I don't Yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 4: Like there are people who can and it kind of
Speaker 4: blows my mind because it is really like Tricky can
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 1: Lyle can do it. I know, I know on he
Speaker 1: can do it. I've heard him doing it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start the critic. Hey, what's going on? It's me?
Speaker 5: Hey, it's me, and like, hey, why why do you
Speaker 5: Jake from say fun?
Speaker 1: Why are you trying to give that Berks insurance Creek?
Speaker 1: Then Grey's wait is ri is a fire from a
Speaker 1: time from a time. It was called morrow. I'm going
Speaker 1: to a placeholder on YouTube. I'm create a channel, just
Speaker 1: do nothing with it. It's just like an empty It's funny.
Speaker 1: That's good too. That's another place where the holder. That's another.
Speaker 1: That's another one.
Speaker 4: Wamp of fruits are are laced with epstein estrogen. The
Speaker 4: wamp of fruits are laced with estrogen. Crash, I play,
Speaker 4: I play Allegiance to the f slur uh sorry Miss
Speaker 4: Jackson to the That's good, badly Brave Dog, the Baby
Speaker 4: Hunter that a Serian needs help blowing his weapon for
Speaker 4: Halo three, Orange Man Hunter.
Speaker 1: Nay from before from my hand on your heart, right
Speaker 1: and right right hand on heart, browning out our list
Speaker 1: stupid as always The King of the King of that pazard.
Speaker 1: What is this when you go I solemnly swear, what
Speaker 1: is that your right hand of God? What is that?
Speaker 1: It just it just means hell God, it means you
Speaker 1: won't lie. But why does doing this gesture do anything?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like I was right hand idea.
Speaker 4: I think it's more of like a visual signifier that
Speaker 4: you're engaged in the conversation.
Speaker 5: Like, oh, you understand what you're saying. Do this thing
Speaker 5: like why not put my penis out like.
Speaker 1: Insane? Immediately they shoot and it wraps the fing they suppressed.
Speaker 1: Put your hand in the Bible. You know what, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what I did? The old zoom
Speaker 1: calls for court like hand you remember doing COVID, It
Speaker 1: would do like the zoom calls, like like over the judge,
Speaker 1: like the judge like, of course for once somebody is
Speaker 1: coming on a camera. I just want to tell the truth,
Speaker 1: nothing but truth. So how he got he just stands
Speaker 1: up and doesn't give it shape over the cascades over
Speaker 1: it so much. He's like, what do you think, sir?
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you know what, the baby fucking.
Speaker 4: I heard somebody. I heard somebody say like, yeah, well,
Speaker 4: if you need me, I'll be in the next I'll
Speaker 4: be in uh, what is it, I'll be in the
Speaker 4: next room, melting pearls on my stomach.
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa. Melted pearls is so crazy, It is insane.
Speaker 1: Just say you're beating your dick. Don't try to make
Speaker 1: it fantastic.
Speaker 5: That is so creative though, Like I was jealous that
Speaker 5: I never would have even thought of something like that.
Speaker 5: It sounds very old timing, kind of like the pearl
Speaker 5: necklace kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, melting pearls on if you make a girt upstairs,
Speaker 1: girt that's up for a while. That was when we
Speaker 1: were kids.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: Animals, Yeah, I definitely cave. That's definitely not what I
Speaker 1: was disappointed. Definitely not where I was going.
Speaker 4: Animal hits, man, I remembers being so sweet sugar. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: you know it's really great too. I don't thin it's
Speaker 4: around anymore with that tricks yogurt.
Speaker 1: I never had tricks yogurt. Dude, that it's not around
Speaker 1: anymore because people ate it and turned into fucking rabbit.
Speaker 1: He turned into that fucking rabbit actually into the house,
Speaker 1: causing turn niggas in a color that ship that ship.
Speaker 1: I swear to you that stuff was so delicious. It
Speaker 1: was so good. It was so good. Look at it
Speaker 1: might be in somewhere.
Speaker 4: They don't do it anymore. I think they literally discontinued
Speaker 4: it because they like Mexico in.
Speaker 1: Mexico is like Mexico still have the three D doritos. Man,
Speaker 1: they do that one. That's right.
Speaker 5: I forgot, Yeah, I pissed off. They brought them back
Speaker 5: for like a second. They introduced the reintroduced them during
Speaker 5: the Super Bowl like a few years ago, and then
Speaker 5: they were gone months later.
Speaker 4: I was curious the things that get reintroduced and then
Speaker 4: leave and stay. It just gonna be the burking Like
Speaker 4: got rid of the chicken fries for a long time,
Speaker 4: and then they reintroduced them because people like a living item.
Speaker 1: And then they were like, now we're keeping them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what they Taco Bell did the same thing
Speaker 5: with the Mexican pizza. There are certain things that people
Speaker 5: are like, why are you taking this away?
Speaker 1: And then your Taco Bell experiments with fucking chicken nuggets
Speaker 1: that was so disgusting at Walmart right now, what you
Speaker 1: got to chat shut up doesn't make sense inwards. It's
Speaker 1: like a little like whimsy.
Speaker 5: What do you mean it's I could have sworn you
Speaker 5: have to check on things every year because you check
Speaker 5: every day.
Speaker 1: We're so gay, screaming that it's a frame. It's crazy
Speaker 1: you like you yelling, and it happens now. I don't
Speaker 1: like that part. I don't like the hip hop apie.
Speaker 1: I like the beginning of it. Where did she come?
Speaker 1: Where did you go?