WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.320 Welcome to the Snart Egg. 2 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:14.919 You're about to get your lady's glazed by the great 3 00:00:15.080 --> 00:00:22.039 Chris Ray Gods, Derek black Belt and Tom Sweety. Sit 4 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:27.920 back and prepare for some sho Sit back and prepare 5 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:29.280 for some blazing glory. 6 00:00:36.560 --> 00:00:47.439 Are you djan or retarded? Damn? It's both. Uh uh huh. 7 00:00:48.079 --> 00:00:49.479 Well we're off to a great start. 8 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:49.719 Man. 9 00:01:00.719 --> 00:01:09.120 But I don't remember every word to that song, but 10 00:01:09.120 --> 00:01:11.319 I know I can, Like if I heard it, I 11 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:14.000 can probably say I'm literally parallels. 12 00:01:14.359 --> 00:01:19.640 He's moving pretty well from Tizn. 13 00:01:20.359 --> 00:01:27.640 I really like Sonic and trains are pretty outside tizz 14 00:01:29.040 --> 00:01:32.959 If you over you knowe my room, my mind overloaded 15 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:38.799 because I'm simming stemming st steal me to no. Some 16 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:47.439 guys like, look, the fish spinner doesn't stop spinning, he 17 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:55.519 doesn't done his aunt his fingers spitting's. 18 00:01:52.599 --> 00:01:56.239 Going to Snart Tank Parker, Fucking God, that fucking intro 19 00:01:57.680 --> 00:01:59.439 that song gives my dick a little harder. 20 00:02:00.079 --> 00:02:02.680 I really think that probably is molowically the best song ever. 21 00:02:02.799 --> 00:02:08.159 Like it's just it's just it's your your best song ever, 22 00:02:08.280 --> 00:02:10.319 one of the greatest songs ever, Like quite. 23 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:12.599 I'm sure maybe one of it, Like that's the best 24 00:02:12.599 --> 00:02:16.199 song ever in a like in a list of like 25 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:18.599 how how many like a hundred in one hundred. 26 00:02:18.360 --> 00:02:20.599 And one hundred, I think it's top twenty. 27 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:24.319 High on danceability, like if we're talking about like a 28 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:25.879 song that really makes you want to get up and 29 00:02:25.919 --> 00:02:26.840 just start fucking grooving. 30 00:02:27.039 --> 00:02:28.479 That's kind of the thing too, is like there's different 31 00:02:28.479 --> 00:02:30.039 metrics to judge him, right, you know what I mean, Like, 32 00:02:30.319 --> 00:02:33.680 like a danceability ranking is way different than like a 33 00:02:33.800 --> 00:02:34.719 melodic ranking. 34 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:37.599 Yeah, yeah, lyrical ranking, it's like very different. It's all 35 00:02:37.639 --> 00:02:40.199 sorts of different. Yeah. I think I think like he 36 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:42.759 like on the top one hundred songs, Like if someone 37 00:02:43.159 --> 00:02:45.639 if there was like an external species that came it 38 00:02:45.719 --> 00:02:48.400 was like critical of like all music and was like 39 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:51.919 quite actually best by best. I think out of like 40 00:02:51.960 --> 00:02:54.280 the top one hundred, he has probably like twenty of them. 41 00:02:54.479 --> 00:02:56.520 If like an alien species came down and judged it, 42 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:59.400 if they were like this is the best for music's 43 00:02:59.439 --> 00:03:01.479 musical song like period, I don't think so. 44 00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:03.560 I don't think if at that point, I don't think 45 00:03:03.560 --> 00:03:07.879 that's true because I feel like it is a being 46 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:09.680 like that would have a list of like a hundred 47 00:03:09.680 --> 00:03:13.319 people or a hundred songs that we've never heard, I think, I. 48 00:03:13.240 --> 00:03:14.680 Mean, you don't know. I think there'd be a lot 49 00:03:14.719 --> 00:03:16.840 of them that would ever heard. But I think the 50 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:21.120 person that would shut most often on there would be him. 51 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:24.360 I think it would definitely, because I really I've never. 52 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:26.280 Been a fan of I'm alone on this though, Like 53 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:28.520 I've never been Michael Jackson person ever. 54 00:03:28.680 --> 00:03:29.759 Think of it like this, right, I think of it 55 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:31.960 like this. I just never cared when he did that lean, 56 00:03:32.000 --> 00:03:33.759 I was like, all right, you weren't even here yet 57 00:03:35.080 --> 00:03:42.479 here yet all right? Saw it? He fucking somehow pre 58 00:03:42.599 --> 00:03:49.280 birth that everybody's even everybody's like, shut up, I was born. 59 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:54.000 I was born unimpressed with Michael Jackson. I think I 60 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:57.360 think things like this, right, Like, obviously popularity doesn't exactly 61 00:03:57.800 --> 00:04:01.599 correlate to quality, sure, but there is a through line. 62 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:04.000 I mean it's on occasion, sure, Yeah. 63 00:04:03.879 --> 00:04:06.439 I think almost every time I think with the Michael Jackson, 64 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:08.520 I can say it's true, I don't. I don't time 65 00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:10.400 I don't hear Michael Jackson, think like, why the fuck 66 00:04:10.439 --> 00:04:11.479 do people like Michael Jackson? 67 00:04:11.520 --> 00:04:13.000 You know what I'm like when I hear Taylor Swift, 68 00:04:13.080 --> 00:04:15.879 I think that, like I think like, actually, why that's 69 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:17.800 the argument. Why do I why do people like her 70 00:04:17.839 --> 00:04:22.160 so much her work ethic? I'm not her employer. I 71 00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:25.759 can give a fuck about her work. I'm giving I'm 72 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:27.879 giving her respect where she deserves respect. That's what I'm sure. 73 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:31.519 Whatever she works hard, you know, like almost too young, 74 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:33.759 long tour, that's we should let him do. 75 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:35.519 This because it's I know, it's hard for him to 76 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:36.639 give credit to a white woman. 77 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:40.680 Yeah, hey, yeah, he's actually doing some very monumental. 78 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:45.600 This character development for me. But yeah, I don't know, 79 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:47.560 I don't. I don't think like when I see Michael Jackson, 80 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:50.120 I'm not like bewildered by like his success or anything. 81 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:52.959 I'm just kind of like the amount of it does 82 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:55.720 perplex me a little bit, the amount of it, because 83 00:04:55.720 --> 00:05:00.240 I'm just like, I don't know, man, like all right, but. 84 00:05:00.199 --> 00:05:02.879 That's but's not But that's one moment, Like even Freddy 85 00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:06.120 has fucking bad musical moments, you know, and I love you, But. 86 00:05:06.319 --> 00:05:08.439 I feel like the height of Freddy's voice is like, 87 00:05:08.519 --> 00:05:11.240 in like way, like so much higher than Michael Jackson 88 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:13.680 the point where like I don't I can't even sexualize. 89 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:15.600 Hi, do think fred is a better singer. But I'm 90 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:17.199 sure you have listen to the Michael Jackson best thing 91 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:17.839 that's interesting. 92 00:05:18.319 --> 00:05:20.639 I know, I think like probably years ago or I 93 00:05:20.680 --> 00:05:23.399 don't know when, but we had a similar conversation talking 94 00:05:23.399 --> 00:05:23.839 about them. 95 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:24.480 Oh for sure. 96 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:29.800 Yeah, And I do think it's interesting because I. 97 00:05:28.920 --> 00:05:33.720 I really that's what I agree. I agree with you. Actually, 98 00:05:33.720 --> 00:05:35.839 I think there is I think you're like, oh your 99 00:05:35.879 --> 00:05:38.240 contrary nature was like I think this guy's put it 100 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:38.600 this way. 101 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:44.120 I think I think I think uh Behamian Rhapsody. And 102 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:46.600 I mean like the actual not the not the bridge, 103 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:48.360 because there are people always talk about the bridge. I'm 104 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:50.319 probably in the minority war. 105 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:50.759 I think that. 106 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:53.240 Shit's kind of dumb. I don't know, it's not dumb 107 00:05:53.879 --> 00:05:55.399 as a musical piece. 108 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:56.959 I don't like Baby in Rhapsity at all. 109 00:05:57.439 --> 00:06:00.000 It's interestingly, I've heard it too many times at this point, 110 00:06:00.319 --> 00:06:01.399 Like I'm just kind. 111 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:03.360 Of I don't get sick of music. I like. I 112 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:05.199 I just well, here's the thing. 113 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:08.000 I didn't love it initially anyway, Like when I first 114 00:06:08.040 --> 00:06:12.560 heard I was like interesting, like even you know it's 115 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:16.199 not bad. You know it's not bad. I just. 116 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:21.519 Because it just it doesn't it's so schizophretic that I'm 117 00:06:21.680 --> 00:06:23.480 just like something dick in my ass. 118 00:06:24.199 --> 00:06:27.680 I think the song is completely it makes complete sense. 119 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:30.920 You have this ballad for the first half, and then 120 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:34.639 it does that fucking crazy bridge, which is really impressive, 121 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:37.279 but I I personally don't care to be in it. 122 00:06:37.439 --> 00:06:39.000 And then the second the latter half of the song 123 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:41.240 is turned to a rock song and the fucking riff 124 00:06:41.319 --> 00:06:42.160 is great. 125 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:46.040 Yeah, but that's kind of the thing I feel almost 126 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:46.600 like with that song. 127 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:48.000 In the same way then I kind of feel about 128 00:06:48.040 --> 00:06:51.759 that that the most recent Spider Man movie, oh, the 129 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:53.560 one with all of them in it, where I'm like 130 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:56.439 the I don't remember the title of them No Way Home, 131 00:06:56.480 --> 00:07:01.560 I think with Toby and Andrew where I'm like, this 132 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:05.079 is several movies and I don't want to see the 133 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:06.160 first half of this movie ever. 134 00:07:06.759 --> 00:07:09.560 Ever, the first half is trash of that movie. Yeah, 135 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:12.040 I mean, the first half is dog You've evolved on 136 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:14.079 this opinion. I like the movie overall, but I think 137 00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:15.160 the first half is dog shit. 138 00:07:15.399 --> 00:07:17.279 But right, But what I'm saying is like you've you've 139 00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:20.759 You've seen it enough now where it's like that first 140 00:07:20.759 --> 00:07:21.600 half is not very good. 141 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:23.759 Beginning. I was like, he went to doctor Strange before 142 00:07:23.800 --> 00:07:27.279 he like tried to figure he went to magic first. Yeah, 143 00:07:27.279 --> 00:07:29.439 well yeah, we won't get into it. But the point 144 00:07:29.480 --> 00:07:32.360 is it is like it's a long it's a long song. 145 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:35.959 And it's like totally fucked completely and not noting a 146 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:37.360 bad way necessarily, but it's you know what I mean, 147 00:07:37.399 --> 00:07:38.639 it's all over the place, like the beginning is a 148 00:07:38.639 --> 00:07:39.959 different song, the middle is a different song, the end 149 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:42.120 is a different song. And I'm just thinking, like I 150 00:07:42.120 --> 00:07:44.839 would rather listen to the end of that song or 151 00:07:44.879 --> 00:07:47.959 the beginning of that song, never really the middle. You know. 152 00:07:48.360 --> 00:07:49.079 You know what I'm saying. 153 00:07:49.399 --> 00:07:52.639 I kind of I do, and actually I do when 154 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:54.800 I think about it in a how most songs are 155 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:58.439 structured that completely makes sense, cky, Like. 156 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:00.439 I want to listen to the I want to listen 157 00:08:00.439 --> 00:08:02.680 to the first ten seconds of that song. Here's probably 158 00:08:02.720 --> 00:08:05.480 the first here's the thing. I look, I understand what 159 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:05.800 you're saying. 160 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:08.959 But also I like the simplicity of the of the 161 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:11.199 just the verse, the riff and the verse. Like I 162 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:14.839 because like say, I can listen to dumb ass a 163 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:19.680 c DC that'll do some very simple man a man and. 164 00:08:19.639 --> 00:08:22.360 Am you know, people were crazy for that ship back 165 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:26.360 in the day. I can't believe that people were, Like, honestly, I. 166 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:27.879 Honestly think it has more to do with the guitar 167 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:29.160 tones and things like that. 168 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:30.800 I think it's a vibe. I think it is a 169 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:32.759 guitar tone, like it's. 170 00:08:35.279 --> 00:08:39.679 That sounds from how simple Like I've definitely played that 171 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:43.879 before on like a normal guitar sounds like ship, like 172 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:45.799 garbage guitar, but it sounds way better. 173 00:08:45.799 --> 00:08:48.000 Do you think that people would funk with that song? 174 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:48.519 Really? 175 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:50.919 If that one little lick wasn't at the end. 176 00:08:50.919 --> 00:08:59.320 Of that it feels like, no, no, no, don't don't 177 00:08:59.320 --> 00:09:06.000 even put it in there, just an empty that. 178 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:22.639 Song does go hard. I hate I hate that. I 179 00:09:22.720 --> 00:09:25.879 like that. I don't like that genre generally, but like 180 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:26.320 that's like. 181 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:31.759 That's not that this this is what you would call kay. 182 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:35.559 I mean, look, man, I when I hear when I 183 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:37.399 hear that, dude, I do kind of laugh sometimes. 184 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:41.200 That is that rock. That's who is the creator? Who 185 00:09:41.240 --> 00:09:44.720 is yeah, who is the leachinger of that? I forget 186 00:09:44.720 --> 00:09:46.799 his name is, isn't it? No, that's the guitarist. 187 00:09:47.600 --> 00:09:50.919 I forget his name actually, because they're. 188 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:52.000 All just name after Meat. 189 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:03.559 Is younger this is my this is my vocal is 190 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:06.039 prime rib Old, Prime rib Old. 191 00:10:06.159 --> 00:10:10.039 That is crazy. I think I think it just I 192 00:10:10.080 --> 00:10:12.519 think a lot of music turns into like it's how 193 00:10:12.519 --> 00:10:14.720 you're exposed to it. For me, because I didn't like 194 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:17.600 classic rock for a long time, it's still not my 195 00:10:17.639 --> 00:10:19.639 favorite genre of music. That's the kind of like genre music. 196 00:10:19.639 --> 00:10:21.480 I kind of like, I just don't care for it 197 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:24.279 too much because it doesn't I've never listened to it 198 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:26.559 too much. It wasn't around me enough for me to 199 00:10:26.559 --> 00:10:29.080 grow up with. But then like I realized I kind 200 00:10:29.080 --> 00:10:31.080 of like metal, and I was like, I don't, I've 201 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:33.279 this is another genre, but like it was also in 202 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:36.080 everything badass. Like every time I saw anything cool when 203 00:10:36.080 --> 00:10:38.600 I was younger, it was like some fucking guy with 204 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:41.080 a wig on I was painted black and he was thinning, 205 00:10:41.200 --> 00:10:43.360 angry and he was screaming at the sun. I was like, 206 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:45.960 all right, this is fucking this is pretty cool. What 207 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:47.720 kind of what were you listening to? 208 00:10:48.600 --> 00:10:51.000 It's like someone in your family just like have like 209 00:10:51.000 --> 00:10:52.080 a black metal channel. 210 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:58.399 It's a black metal channel in the nineties. In that nineties, 211 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:03.000 a black metal YouTube. Chan look at this king, I'm like, 212 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:05.799 what is this YouTube thing you're gonna look YouTube. Yeah, 213 00:11:05.799 --> 00:11:08.360 it's me too, right now, It's just me. Yeah, it's 214 00:11:08.440 --> 00:11:10.159 just that. Yeah, it's just myself. 215 00:11:10.399 --> 00:11:14.000 Oh my god, Yeah, I almost angish. I had a 216 00:11:14.039 --> 00:11:17.039 moment there because you said you said classic rock. But 217 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:19.399 I don't know if you said this or if I 218 00:11:19.480 --> 00:11:21.600 just heard it. But I heard you say crassic rock. 219 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:24.799 So I turned and for like a second, I might 220 00:11:24.919 --> 00:11:29.480 turned you into fucking what's his face from uh Android nineteen? 221 00:11:30.399 --> 00:11:32.919 The guy who looks like Kim john Un. 222 00:11:34.639 --> 00:11:38.120 Oh no, my life, let's not go. 223 00:11:38.240 --> 00:11:40.759 I was thinking of the word crass, and but no, 224 00:11:40.759 --> 00:11:45.279 now that you're saying that crass, my brain. 225 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:47.480 Did like a like a like I edited a racism on. 226 00:11:47.440 --> 00:11:48.960 You, crash crash rock. 227 00:11:49.279 --> 00:11:51.799 That fucking thing that looks like Kim John Un. The 228 00:11:51.799 --> 00:11:53.919 first time I ever saw an editor that I legit 229 00:11:54.159 --> 00:11:54.440 it was. 230 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:55.759 It was it was just him clapping. 231 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:58.399 It was him clapping, and it looked I was like. 232 00:11:58.360 --> 00:12:01.200 This is energy absorbers on his hand. A little bit 233 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:03.720 was like there was a little thing. Yeah, there's a 234 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:05.919 little It was actually really impressive. I was like, this 235 00:12:05.960 --> 00:12:11.159 is a great edit. He does like him. It's unfortunate 236 00:12:11.200 --> 00:12:16.440 that there's that much similarity in their designs. Yeah, or look, 237 00:12:16.440 --> 00:12:18.399 because a person doesn't have a design, a person has 238 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:21.080 a look. Yeah, I don't know, I remember how we 239 00:12:21.120 --> 00:12:22.279 got here. We're talking about Freddy Mark. 240 00:12:23.399 --> 00:12:26.440 Yeah, what's the best classic rock song of all time? 241 00:12:26.519 --> 00:12:30.240 You think it was that that black Back in Black 242 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:33.399 or some you think that what people consider what's the 243 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:36.200 what's the what when when they hear what, oh put 244 00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:37.840 on the best classic rock. 245 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:38.519 Album or song? 246 00:12:38.639 --> 00:12:41.039 Or I feel like when people say that and they 247 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:43.120 like when people are like, oh, I'm going to play 248 00:12:43.120 --> 00:12:45.080 the best classic rock song, or like I look at 249 00:12:45.080 --> 00:12:47.720 like maybe top ten classic rocks. I always hate him 250 00:12:47.879 --> 00:12:51.240 classic Yeah, the most classic rock. 251 00:12:51.440 --> 00:12:53.519 You know, we're talking about like the best songs like 252 00:12:53.559 --> 00:12:58.440 and then the criteria. My thing was, I always judge 253 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:01.879 things mostly by it's still hard because it's still subjective, 254 00:13:02.120 --> 00:13:06.240 by like emotion and what is the most emotionally impactful 255 00:13:06.639 --> 00:13:09.600 and uh, usually ballads do that. Usually ballads are the 256 00:13:09.639 --> 00:13:13.000 most emotionally imactful song. So when I'm thinking about classic rock, 257 00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:17.159 I would say Stairway to Heaven has to count, right, because. 258 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:17.759 That's like in the class. 259 00:13:17.759 --> 00:13:21.279 Well, obviously led Zeppelin is classic rock, and that's probably 260 00:13:21.399 --> 00:13:24.320 to me, like that or I know some people are 261 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:26.039 actually I do. I heard people that are actually sick 262 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:27.879 of Hotel California. They're like they hear that song, like 263 00:13:27.919 --> 00:13:29.759 I fucking don't want to hear anymore because I hear it. 264 00:13:29.879 --> 00:13:32.639 Anytime you turn on a radio and it's a rock radio, 265 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:35.279 that song comes on all the time. I guess, yeah, 266 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:38.360 and that's a great fucking song. Like I think songs 267 00:13:38.360 --> 00:13:40.000 like that are probably, But when I hear like say 268 00:13:40.039 --> 00:13:43.679 a simple like man, I'm like, you know, I'm usually 269 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:47.000 it's kind of like I'm good. Yeah, I don't know, man, 270 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:48.039 I'm thinking as. 271 00:13:47.919 --> 00:13:56.200 I'm thinking, and I'm like, yeah, like I really like 272 00:13:56.519 --> 00:14:02.200 Credence right, But also sometimes yeah, sometimes like like I've 273 00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:02.840 had enough. 274 00:14:02.639 --> 00:14:04.960 Of his voice that is, so you know what I mean, 275 00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:07.360 Like I'm so ignorant to this genre music. I know 276 00:14:07.399 --> 00:14:09.639 these songs I like fortunate Son, I can't help it, 277 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:13.600 like because it's just good. It's it is. 278 00:14:13.600 --> 00:14:17.240 Good, but like I don't know, man, rocky like a 279 00:14:17.279 --> 00:14:18.240 Hurricane is kind of fun. 280 00:14:18.320 --> 00:14:20.159 I guess that's see. 281 00:14:20.200 --> 00:14:22.559 That's more on the genre where you're getting into the 282 00:14:22.600 --> 00:14:25.879 heart metal. Now, that's more of the arena rock. 283 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:31.000 I would say, yeah, I do like that. It's like, what. 284 00:14:32.960 --> 00:14:36.399 Don don don energizing? 285 00:14:36.759 --> 00:14:38.440 I will say that, but you know what, I hate 286 00:14:38.480 --> 00:14:40.600 actually fucking that Rocky? 287 00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:48.039 What is it? The Tiger survivor get over yourself, man, 288 00:14:48.159 --> 00:14:50.159 look at I will say, I hate how over used 289 00:14:50.159 --> 00:14:53.279 it is. I was just catching up on I'm gay. 290 00:14:53.600 --> 00:14:57.039 I am so gay, I'm so neat. Did I mention 291 00:14:57.399 --> 00:15:00.919 that I'm gay? I'm gay? 292 00:15:01.200 --> 00:15:01.720 I'm gay? 293 00:15:02.120 --> 00:15:04.919 Did you know how I was gay? I am gay? 294 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:07.720 I am gay, I am gay. 295 00:15:07.960 --> 00:15:10.679 I like, I think that's a good song. I'm sorry, I. 296 00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:15.759 Am a gay lord cuz I am gay. 297 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:17.720 The reason, the reason why I think that's a good 298 00:15:17.720 --> 00:15:19.480 song posted personally is because of the fact that that 299 00:15:19.559 --> 00:15:22.240 song evokes emotion more than probably most song. I don't 300 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:22.840 think it does. 301 00:15:22.879 --> 00:15:25.120 I think it does because it's associated with the movie, 302 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:27.159 and then without Rocky, that song. 303 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:30.679 Is whatever I think it did. I think Rocky amplified it, 304 00:15:30.720 --> 00:15:33.919 but I do think it's still evokes emotion unnimily. I 305 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:36.320 don't care about Rocky though. The other thing that's interesting. 306 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:39.120 He's really rapy in that first movie, but that song, 307 00:15:39.279 --> 00:15:40.840 he's weird. That song. 308 00:15:40.919 --> 00:15:43.519 It's so it's it's really interesting how because obviously it's 309 00:15:43.519 --> 00:15:47.279 associated with Rocky, but that song doesn't appear into Rocky three. 310 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:49.519 That's the thing that's crazy because most people that. 311 00:15:49.519 --> 00:15:52.080 Are isn't a Rocky one. I've seen all of them. 312 00:15:52.080 --> 00:15:53.960 I don't remember that's a Rocky three. 313 00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:56.320 So exactly, I'm a I'm I'm a I'm a bona 314 00:15:56.360 --> 00:16:00.679 fide Rocky fan. I was obsessed with I like, I 315 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:04.000 can't even I I can't. Well, I'm not to the 316 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:06.639 point where there you know how there's hipsters that like everything. No, 317 00:16:06.720 --> 00:16:08.840 I still can't. Rocky five is fucking gay, Dude, that 318 00:16:08.879 --> 00:16:09.399 shit sucks. 319 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:14.080 The robot No, that's Rocky for that moment is so fun. 320 00:16:14.159 --> 00:16:16.960 The robots stupid. But they're also it's in the eighties future. 321 00:16:17.080 --> 00:16:19.080 It's like they they're like they're in the eighties part 322 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:21.720 of where everything's futuristic. Like that's why they're playing. They 323 00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:24.639 start playing the music that's more uh sentence. 324 00:16:24.919 --> 00:16:30.000 Yeah, there's no easy way out. Bam bam, bam bamp 325 00:16:30.039 --> 00:16:33.960 and bam. You know I like that, Shi man, it's uh. 326 00:16:34.279 --> 00:16:38.279 I like the idea that they were optimistic in like 327 00:16:38.399 --> 00:16:42.960 a technological like dope neon feut and then and then 328 00:16:43.200 --> 00:16:43.759 here we are. 329 00:16:43.720 --> 00:16:46.559 Because that's everything. That whole line started. We started to 330 00:16:46.559 --> 00:16:49.320 push an envelope thenards that and we were like, no, 331 00:16:49.320 --> 00:16:51.720 no more, everything, no more. 332 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:55.480 It's so yeah, it is funny how it is funny 333 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:58.759 how different everything is, but how similar everything looks. 334 00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:01.879 Yeah, you know what I mean, we're like under. 335 00:17:01.679 --> 00:17:05.759 The surface, everything's unrecognizable from like the nineties. Sure, but 336 00:17:05.799 --> 00:17:07.440 then it's just like the only thing that's really different 337 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:11.079 is that McDonald's are squares, you know, they. 338 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:15.039 Really the architecture is for a lot of actually buildings 339 00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:17.079 now and fast food. 340 00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:20.119 In general things around they're all the fucking same. 341 00:17:20.440 --> 00:17:22.680 Yeah, because it's cheaper to do that. It's very cheap. 342 00:17:22.799 --> 00:17:25.519 It's it's not the ugliest thing I've ever seen, but 343 00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:28.799 it is like I remember hanging out in a McDonald's 344 00:17:28.839 --> 00:17:30.720 or a toaple Belt backs in the back in the day, 345 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:30.880 and the. 346 00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:32.559 Colors were cool. Yeah, they were distinct. 347 00:17:32.640 --> 00:17:35.039 Yeah, you know the burger king around where we lived 348 00:17:35.119 --> 00:17:38.000 that had like the cars and the old the old 349 00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:40.160 cars they turned. 350 00:17:40.160 --> 00:17:42.839 They had like cars for seats in the fucking sort 351 00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:45.359 of like the of the old drive through era. Yeah. Yeah, 352 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:48.160 it was like a diner. Have you been there recently? 353 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:49.519 I haven't been do. I haven't been. 354 00:17:49.559 --> 00:17:54.319 It's just like a normal kind of industrial you know, Square. 355 00:17:54.599 --> 00:17:59.920 I haven't been back home since twenty eighteen. It's crazy 356 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:02.880 at least that that area of right in the city, 357 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:03.759 like two years ago. 358 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:05.559 She got on a plane and go didould go on 359 00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:06.279 a plane right now? 360 00:18:06.319 --> 00:18:08.119 In fact, it's the safest time to do it. 361 00:18:08.200 --> 00:18:11.200 Yeah, you guys telling me, Like, guys, I'm so afraid 362 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:15.480 of planes. It's cratty, expensive and expensive and very safe, 363 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:17.000 very very very safe. 364 00:18:17.039 --> 00:18:19.960 You go, which delta you should take? Delta? 365 00:18:20.279 --> 00:18:24.680 Take Delta. They probably have a really walk take a Delta, 366 00:18:24.720 --> 00:18:27.839 a domestic Delta flight to UH. I don't know what's 367 00:18:27.839 --> 00:18:31.000 the place that they like the most. The biggest accident 368 00:18:31.039 --> 00:18:31.799 is likely to happen. 369 00:18:32.759 --> 00:18:36.200 Mm kidding, I guess yeah, so hey, you can drop 370 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:38.319 me off in the middle times Square can tell them, no. 371 00:18:38.200 --> 00:18:46.240 Problem, don't worry about it. 372 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:52.440 Dream I had along time does dream? I had a 373 00:18:52.440 --> 00:18:54.559 long It was a lot of people. 374 00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:56.480 Had a dream along time That reminds me of a 375 00:18:56.559 --> 00:18:57.960 dream had a long time ago where I had had 376 00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:00.480 a flight home and I was in the airport. I 377 00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:02.519 was flying from l A to New York, and then 378 00:19:02.559 --> 00:19:04.839 I walk out and it's just one guy in a 379 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:07.839 biplane and just like one seat for me. 380 00:19:08.279 --> 00:19:08.839 And then I got in. 381 00:19:08.920 --> 00:19:10.319 I was like, oh, ship, And I said, can you 382 00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:13.160 drop me off in Manhattan? And he was like he 383 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:16.160 was like yeah, and then he drove in. But you 384 00:19:16.200 --> 00:19:17.880 know how like the city is like a grid system, right, 385 00:19:17.880 --> 00:19:19.680 and it's like a lot of like long hallways. He 386 00:19:19.799 --> 00:19:22.240 drove in and he was like gonna land in the 387 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:25.440 middle of the street, and then the wings like broke 388 00:19:25.519 --> 00:19:26.279 on the buildings. 389 00:19:28.319 --> 00:19:30.640 Just a missile, it's just like a tube. 390 00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:32.480 And then he crashed and then he died. And then 391 00:19:32.480 --> 00:19:35.559 I went out and got pizza and then I woke up. 392 00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:38.640 I can said it's fun. 393 00:19:39.200 --> 00:19:41.880 Yeah, I wouldn't. I guess I'd get over that. Yeah, 394 00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:43.880 it'd be fine. Yeah, yeah, I just I don't ever 395 00:19:43.880 --> 00:19:46.119 want to fly over it. It's I never wanted to 396 00:19:46.119 --> 00:19:48.039 fly in the beginning. But like that's why I'm like 397 00:19:48.079 --> 00:19:50.200 definitely not going to create a class year. I was like, 398 00:19:50.720 --> 00:19:53.920 I mean, you wouldn't have gone anyway. Uh, I would 399 00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:55.599 only do you never go to any of you didn't 400 00:19:55.599 --> 00:20:00.000 go to that. I would like someone I really cared about. 401 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:03.200 I was involved, but now no one's involved. So I'm like, 402 00:20:03.319 --> 00:20:06.000 I'm not well, I'm surprised Chris is back in. 403 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:10.960 He's fighting. He's fighting lizard. 404 00:20:12.920 --> 00:20:16.079 You're fighting lizard fighting a lizard. Damn I couldn't. I 405 00:20:16.119 --> 00:20:20.519 was like, what the hell is Christmas fighting Strickland for 406 00:20:20.559 --> 00:20:23.440 some reason, and that he's writing it. Would love to 407 00:20:23.480 --> 00:20:25.720 beat him up, but that would make me but I 408 00:20:25.759 --> 00:20:28.319 know he would kill me. Who's shown Strickland? Oh is it? 409 00:20:28.839 --> 00:20:30.680 Yeah, he's It's just a name drop that you wouldn't know. 410 00:20:30.680 --> 00:20:32.240 It's just some racist guy in the UFC. 411 00:20:32.599 --> 00:20:37.240 Yeah, yeah, what happened to it? Man? You're crazy for 412 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:40.440 thinking that it's different. It is different, lizard, it is different. 413 00:20:41.039 --> 00:20:44.799 I don't know how it is. It's the people that 414 00:20:44.839 --> 00:20:47.880 would like that was always adjective with an L lizard 415 00:20:48.319 --> 00:21:00.960 adjective lonely or loquacious, ludicrous lizard. Yes, yes, see ludacus 416 00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:02.960 lizard to see. It's easier to do. 417 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:04.519 It in that because I was trying to so I 418 00:21:04.559 --> 00:21:07.000 was obviously I failed miserably, but like I was trying 419 00:21:07.000 --> 00:21:08.319 to do like a froggy fresh thing. 420 00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:11.400 Oh oh I see, yeah, lizard. 421 00:21:11.759 --> 00:21:13.880 Yeah, it's easy to do it by putting it in 422 00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:22.160 the in the beginning lizard, liquacious, lizard equationous. Yeah, I 423 00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:25.039 mean that's the best. That's that's that's it. So yeah, 424 00:21:25.039 --> 00:21:25.559 that's that's. 425 00:21:25.400 --> 00:21:26.279 Who Chris is fighting. 426 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:28.119 By the way, Yeah, I'm cutting out all that other 427 00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:30.160 stuff before we were talking. 428 00:21:30.519 --> 00:21:33.440 We were talking a little bit earlier before the show 429 00:21:34.119 --> 00:21:37.440 about uh, I don't even know how we got there 430 00:21:37.839 --> 00:21:40.000 to this conversation, but like people were like, oh, Kingson 431 00:21:40.119 --> 00:21:41.680 Kingston came in here and he looked distraught, and he 432 00:21:41.759 --> 00:21:43.480 were like, we were like, what's going on? And we 433 00:21:43.559 --> 00:21:46.039 kind of assumed that he just killed Lily. Yeah, and 434 00:21:46.119 --> 00:21:48.799 he came here and we got to talking about the 435 00:21:48.839 --> 00:21:52.599 premise of like like what is like what would be normal, 436 00:21:52.599 --> 00:21:54.359 Like would it be normal for a person to like, 437 00:21:54.519 --> 00:21:56.880 let's say they have a show, would it be normal 438 00:21:57.000 --> 00:21:57.960 like if they if they did. 439 00:21:58.000 --> 00:22:00.400 Kill their wife or their girlfriend. 440 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:02.119 Would it would it be normal for them to just 441 00:22:02.759 --> 00:22:05.240 ignore it and come to the show and kind of 442 00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:07.240 put on the put on the you know, the face 443 00:22:07.279 --> 00:22:10.759 of like nothing's happening, right, nothing crazy is happening. Or 444 00:22:11.160 --> 00:22:13.599 would they stay And then like suddenly everybody's alarms are 445 00:22:13.680 --> 00:22:15.519 raised because like what the fucking is need to come 446 00:22:15.519 --> 00:22:17.519 in and he didn't let us know what the hell's 447 00:22:17.519 --> 00:22:17.759 going on. 448 00:22:17.839 --> 00:22:18.960 Yeah, it was going on. We got to call him 449 00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:20.480 and see what's going on. We got to go to 450 00:22:20.519 --> 00:22:22.880 his house and invaders privacy and she was happening exactly. 451 00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:25.079 It's a tough one. It would be difficult. 452 00:22:25.200 --> 00:22:27.119 It's a tough one if you're if you definitely did 453 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:28.359 it and you're trying not to get caught. 454 00:22:28.839 --> 00:22:30.119 The uh. 455 00:22:30.200 --> 00:22:32.799 It's a tough decision to make on the fly because 456 00:22:33.000 --> 00:22:35.880 I like, now thinking about it, Okay, maybe you do 457 00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:38.480 want to go to work like normal, because then it's 458 00:22:38.559 --> 00:22:42.119 like somebody else will discover her and it's like I 459 00:22:42.119 --> 00:22:45.960 had no idea, whoa, whoa, Oh no, she's. 460 00:22:45.799 --> 00:22:50.279 A handprint on her face that's my hand size, and she's. 461 00:22:50.119 --> 00:22:50.880 Dead on the ground. 462 00:22:51.920 --> 00:22:54.279 There's like digitmon cards all over like they were. Actually 463 00:22:54.359 --> 00:22:55.799 there's digitmon cards in her throat. 464 00:22:56.400 --> 00:23:00.400 This is crazy. This fucking don't I don't know, man. 465 00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:02.480 It's hard for me to put myself in a in 466 00:23:02.519 --> 00:23:05.279 a spot of a murderous mentality, Yeah, because I'm just 467 00:23:05.359 --> 00:23:07.559 so not well, not a murder Let's say you accidentally 468 00:23:07.640 --> 00:23:10.240 killed somebody, Because like accidentally killed somebody, I'm turning myself 469 00:23:10.240 --> 00:23:13.160 in immediately. Really, I'm running running. 470 00:23:13.519 --> 00:23:15.680 That's crazy because then it's like it goes from being 471 00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:18.400 like an accident kind of charge, like a manslaughter type 472 00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:20.599 of thing or negligent or whatever the accident. 473 00:23:20.319 --> 00:23:23.440 It is, to just probably murder three or something. 474 00:23:23.880 --> 00:23:27.640 I'm leaving, it's either murder three or nothing. 475 00:23:28.279 --> 00:23:32.519 Well, I'll rescue now. Then I'm so not violent, Like 476 00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:34.720 I literally make an effort to not put my hands 477 00:23:34.759 --> 00:23:35.200 on people. 478 00:23:35.319 --> 00:23:37.960 That's not the that's not the conversation. The conversation is like, 479 00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:40.240 let's say you're you're frying an egg. Let's say you 480 00:23:40.440 --> 00:23:44.440 cook for some reason. Yeah, let's see, Yeah, I look. 481 00:23:44.319 --> 00:23:46.599 Every day pretty much you actually yeah, we cook? Are 482 00:23:46.599 --> 00:23:49.440 you the cooker? Yeah? We hope. We help each other, 483 00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:52.440 but like we Lily doesn't cook. She doesn't do anything. 484 00:23:52.559 --> 00:23:54.799 She helps me, like I don't know, Like it's not 485 00:23:54.839 --> 00:23:57.359 like I cook, she doesn't. She just sits down. How 486 00:23:57.400 --> 00:24:00.079 you clean the house all the time? You cook all 487 00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:04.440 the meals. We clean the house and we cook together. 488 00:24:05.359 --> 00:24:07.319 Would that be a deal breaker for you? What if, 489 00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:11.039 like your partner didn't cook at all. If I am 490 00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:12.920 putting an effort to keep the house clean and she's not, 491 00:24:13.079 --> 00:24:16.640 then that's a deal breaker. Yes, that's what. It's kind 492 00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:19.279 of ulous. It should never it should never just be 493 00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:23.240 all one person doing anything. That's crazy. I agree, that's crazy. Yeah, 494 00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:25.599 that's the hell. That's that's how old families are. That's 495 00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:28.920 how like yeah, like her, which is tradition, which is 496 00:24:29.079 --> 00:24:32.440 kind of stupid. It's lit, it's lit, but it's really stupid. 497 00:24:32.559 --> 00:24:34.960 Yes, something stay around because they work, and somethings stay 498 00:24:34.960 --> 00:24:37.240 around because they're just fucking people are too stupid. 499 00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:37.960 Here's the thing. 500 00:24:38.599 --> 00:24:41.880 If you had a tread wife, though, would you would 501 00:24:41.920 --> 00:24:45.839 you deprogram her to be like, hey, you can chill, 502 00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:46.799 we can do this together. 503 00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:48.720 I couldn't have a child, absolutely not. I couldn't have 504 00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:50.799 a cold. I couldn't have a trad wife. 505 00:24:51.200 --> 00:24:53.039 That is the I would never turn somebody into a 506 00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:54.799 trad wife. But if they were that already, I'm not. 507 00:24:54.839 --> 00:24:55.960 I'm not doing that. 508 00:24:56.839 --> 00:24:59.720 I couldn't have a tried wife, Like I don't. I 509 00:24:59.759 --> 00:25:01.839 can see the splendor of it, you know, like I 510 00:25:01.839 --> 00:25:04.759 can see like the rolling golden field of having a 511 00:25:04.799 --> 00:25:09.920 trad wife, but I also I also like this is 512 00:25:09.920 --> 00:25:11.720 like you're you're not a person, and I don't think 513 00:25:11.720 --> 00:25:12.359 i'd want that. 514 00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:14.279 What makes something about that far. 515 00:25:14.400 --> 00:25:16.279 It will make another person because of the fact that 516 00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:18.119 they're holding this trade wives listening right now, like. 517 00:25:20.480 --> 00:25:24.640 Sara podcast, all the hundreds, we hear you, Tradewives, Yeah. 518 00:25:24.440 --> 00:25:26.640 Trad I mean you would be surprised. I was. 519 00:25:26.799 --> 00:25:29.720 I caught your solo episode, right is he did an 520 00:25:29.759 --> 00:25:33.400 extra Amo solo episode, and I said it was just 521 00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:37.240 the final question. There was one of our listeners that 522 00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:39.200 was saying, and it's like kind of this deep into 523 00:25:39.240 --> 00:25:42.640 listening that he almost voted for Trump, where he said 524 00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:45.720 that he liked some of his ideas, but he thought 525 00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:47.039 he was just a massive piece of ship, so we 526 00:25:47.039 --> 00:25:50.680 couldn't then for him. And I was kind of like 527 00:25:50.720 --> 00:25:52.759 where you were what you were saying, It was kind 528 00:25:52.759 --> 00:25:54.799 of like it's kind of surprising. 529 00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:56.559 Like what what what? What polices do you like? 530 00:25:56.640 --> 00:25:58.640 But what I'm trying to say is we clearly have 531 00:25:58.720 --> 00:26:02.240 some listeners that they that guy's still spitting fire, you 532 00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:04.160 know what I'm saying on a certain level, So it 533 00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:06.000 wouldn't be a stretch to me that we got some 534 00:26:06.079 --> 00:26:07.680 traad bitches listening to our podcasts. 535 00:26:08.359 --> 00:26:09.920 Maybe, I mean, I want to I want to be 536 00:26:10.279 --> 00:26:12.119 that crazy. I can't fathom it. 537 00:26:12.200 --> 00:26:14.799 Brother, it's less crazy to me than like we hop 538 00:26:14.839 --> 00:26:16.960 on this and talk about how much that fucking orange 539 00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:19.119 fat piece of shi it's a clown. And there's people 540 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:22.599 still around that are like, you know, like I hear you, 541 00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:24.279 but I still kind of like some of the ship 542 00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:27.200 and so like someone that just like wants to cook 543 00:26:27.240 --> 00:26:28.720 and clean and take care of the baby and do 544 00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:30.720 everything and cry in the corner at night, you know, 545 00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:35.119 and then reset, reset, because you know that's what trad 546 00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:35.480 wives do. 547 00:26:35.519 --> 00:26:38.240 You get a knock down, You're like, let's got's. 548 00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:42.559 You know, like it's they're they're about to explode, and 549 00:26:42.559 --> 00:26:44.759 there reset it crying the shower and they reset. They 550 00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:46.799 put on their makeup before beds, and they wake up 551 00:26:46.839 --> 00:26:48.039 beautiful and not crying. 552 00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:52.680 If there's other water, that's it's just water. More fire, damn, 553 00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:54.799 that's good. It's not crying. Good. 554 00:26:55.039 --> 00:26:57.839 Holy, that is probably real too. They're like the master 555 00:26:57.920 --> 00:26:59.640 of tears in the fucking shot. 556 00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:02.319 That's a that I feel like that makes me think 557 00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:04.319 I've ever said. It makes me so really really sad 558 00:27:04.359 --> 00:27:06.720 because but also, bitch is your fault. 559 00:27:06.880 --> 00:27:10.039 So you know, like, yeah, I don't know, I wouldn't 560 00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:14.359 I wouldn't want hundred mold somebody that the motherfuckers following 561 00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:16.880 all of us, and we're like, yeah, you can. 562 00:27:16.839 --> 00:27:18.400 Tell them to leave, they will, that's fine. You can 563 00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:19.960 tell them leaving they want. And I'm like at that point, 564 00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:22.079 I'm like, all right, man, it's yeah, Like, if you're 565 00:27:22.119 --> 00:27:24.039 gonna be around here, just you know what, you're gonna 566 00:27:24.039 --> 00:27:24.400 be annoyed. 567 00:27:24.599 --> 00:27:25.960 Let's just put that way. Yeah, if you want to 568 00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:27.519 give us some money, like, I'm fine. 569 00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:29.519 No, Like I always say, in the fact, I kind 570 00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:31.799 of respected because that's that that's that's some level of 571 00:27:31.799 --> 00:27:33.720 principle there, because it's like, you know what, I like 572 00:27:33.759 --> 00:27:34.480 these guys. 573 00:27:34.680 --> 00:27:36.880 I don't care if I disagree with them. They're good, 574 00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:37.359 They're cool. 575 00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:41.400 I I I'm gonna be honest. I prefer that way. 576 00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:43.519 I prefer people who are real like that. Then to 577 00:27:43.640 --> 00:27:46.279 the uh, the motherfuckers that if you say one thing 578 00:27:46.279 --> 00:27:48.880 they disagree, they plug their ears and unfollow, I'm like, 579 00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:51.279 you're fucking game. That to me is ridiculous. I tell 580 00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:53.200 people every once when I'm talking about politics. 581 00:27:53.279 --> 00:27:53.640 Uh. 582 00:27:54.240 --> 00:27:59.359 I've had disagreements back and forth with Dusty Smith, for example, 583 00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:04.160 I still watch his stream because he actually covers like 584 00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:05.079 really good ship. 585 00:28:05.079 --> 00:28:07.839 Is he still a raging piece of ship and no 586 00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:09.079 good garbage person. 587 00:28:10.200 --> 00:28:11.039 I don't, I don't, I don't. 588 00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:14.119 I don't ever thought he was a bad Yeah, I remember, 589 00:28:15.160 --> 00:28:18.039 I just thought he's he's still a hothead, and that 590 00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:21.279 was his issue where he drove a wedge between anybody 591 00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:23.119 who we could have had like friends with. 592 00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:24.839 But he was just Yeah. 593 00:28:24.839 --> 00:28:26.519 I remember I didn't like him very much, but I 594 00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:29.599 didn't care. It wasn't like a I didn't think about 595 00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:30.119 it really. 596 00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:30.519 Right, I didn't. 597 00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:33.039 I like I I know, I made fun of him 598 00:28:33.079 --> 00:28:35.440 one time I did the Twitter tracks with Bunty, and 599 00:28:35.480 --> 00:28:37.720 there was a thing where I was making fun of him. 600 00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:39.440 And I still think about that every once in a 601 00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:41.359 while because I was just making him. 602 00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:43.920 How old is he? He's gonna be fifty? 603 00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:45.839 Okay, that makes sense because I remember seeing it. I 604 00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:48.599 remember being like, you great immediately he happened. 605 00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:51.000 He had a soul. This is how much I watch him. 606 00:28:51.000 --> 00:28:51.640 It's kind of crazy. 607 00:28:51.720 --> 00:28:52.359 He uh. 608 00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:55.319 He grade really early. He's like one of those people 609 00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:56.680 that great early. So he used to die his hair 610 00:28:57.079 --> 00:28:59.720 so genetically. He was already gray. I think in his 611 00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:01.240 he's or thirties or something like that. 612 00:29:01.359 --> 00:29:06.720 Gray and solid snake basically. 613 00:29:06.039 --> 00:29:07.759 He stop giving a shady's like I don't care anymore. 614 00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:10.759 And he's fucking completely white. Now it's all I'm like, 615 00:29:10.799 --> 00:29:12.079 holy fuck, we're just cousin. 616 00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:15.880 You're just forty year old, forty year old, twenty year 617 00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:16.319 old cousin. 618 00:29:16.359 --> 00:29:17.720 He's younger than I was. 619 00:29:18.240 --> 00:29:22.440 That's some guy on American Idol. I still I was like, 620 00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:24.319 this nigga ain't because the cut up was like twenty 621 00:29:24.359 --> 00:29:26.680 eight years old to be on an American idol. Oh really yeah, 622 00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:28.599 way back and he came a walker. Oh that was 623 00:29:28.599 --> 00:29:30.359 a great haired guy, right, yeah. I was just thinking 624 00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:32.240 about it. What the what the hell was his name 625 00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:38.759 Taylor gray Head or something. I'm serious, like it was like, 626 00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:39.319 I think. 627 00:29:39.160 --> 00:29:41.720 I say it was Taylor. I lost a little oxygen. Taylor. 628 00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:47.480 Taylor cun No, I wasn't. I'm really trying. I'm genuinely 629 00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:52.480 trying to remember this guy, Taylor. I have no okay, 630 00:29:52.480 --> 00:29:55.119 I'm gonna put it. You seem to be on Taylor. 631 00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:57.400 I think it's Taylor, but I don't know. It's something. 632 00:29:57.640 --> 00:30:00.000 It's something with an ah no, let's look, let's look. 633 00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:06.519 Uh okay, the gray hair American Idol. Gray hair, There's 634 00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:06.920 no way. 635 00:30:06.759 --> 00:30:08.960 It's not gonna pop up. Look, god, this guy was ancient. 636 00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:12.279 Where the can you give me a name? 637 00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:16.160 Oh, Taylor Rubin, Oh no, no Hicks, Taylor Ruben Hicks 638 00:30:16.359 --> 00:30:18.200 to Taylor Hicks, Taylor Heck, Taylor Hicks. 639 00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:21.720 Familiar. That doesn't sappimate me at all. 640 00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:28.960 He looks like like, uh, like, yeah, he looks like 641 00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:32.680 an unachieved George Clooney, like a relative of George Clooney. 642 00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:35.960 Like to me, he looks like, yeah, that is him. Yeah, okay, 643 00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:37.079 it was. It was Taylor Hicks. Yeah. 644 00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:39.880 Remember sant Gia, dude, that was the first. 645 00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:40.119 Yeah. 646 00:30:40.359 --> 00:30:43.240 No, I think about Sir Gia at least twice a year, 647 00:30:43.759 --> 00:30:45.640 which is more common than you would do. So sant 648 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:47.400 Gia was on American Idol I think two tho sevent 649 00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:50.119 around that time, and he was just this kind of 650 00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:54.359 like this scrawny Indian guy who he didn't sing terribly, 651 00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:57.680 but he wasn't very good, and so he made it 652 00:30:58.039 --> 00:30:59.920 and he made it really far in because people were like, 653 00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:02.240 you have to see this guy, let's vote him in. 654 00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:03.680 Uh. 655 00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:06.880 That was one of the earliest examples that I could 656 00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:10.279 remember of like unified trolling. 657 00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:14.559 To like that guy's got a forehead. I forgot about 658 00:31:14.599 --> 00:31:24.200 that crazy He wasn't the leader. He looks like he's 659 00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:29.039 like an Indian bad guy. Yeah, that's oh that's me. Sorry. No, uh, 660 00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:32.039 don't worry guys, you're not popular. 661 00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:35.319 Oh wow, he looks like a normal person now. Well 662 00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:37.599 his eyes are still a little kind of you know. 663 00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:41.559 He looks like he's on Fresh and Fit me Myron. 664 00:31:43.240 --> 00:31:45.480 I bet he's been on just you know, like, oh, 665 00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:48.279 it's the American Idol guy. You know those guys gets me. 666 00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:54.160 Women suck. Yeah, Americanoidol extra, ammo. 667 00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:59.039 Let's do a uh, let's do a Manosphere episode which 668 00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:02.119 is released prob as if it's like a real thing that. 669 00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:02.880 We can have. 670 00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:05.240 We can reach out to some of the only fans 671 00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:07.400 creators that we know, uh, and then we can have 672 00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:07.640 him on. 673 00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:10.119 We can just bully them. Dude, we canna have Myron. 674 00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:11.119 We should have Myron on here. 675 00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:15.119 I would never if I if I got Myron into 676 00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:18.160 this apartment, I think I would literally like call if 677 00:32:18.200 --> 00:32:19.519 I would lock him in here, I would call a 678 00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:22.400 fumigation team through the windows. 679 00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:26.599 I would have on the other guy. I would not 680 00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:30.359 I do not want to I would not want to 681 00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:33.599 get ripped apart by an animal. That is crazy. You're 682 00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:39.839 so convinced that he's he looks like ape. I swear, 683 00:32:41.359 --> 00:32:45.279 tell me he doesn't look you say, I don't agree. 684 00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:46.400 You are lying. 685 00:32:46.680 --> 00:32:49.799 I'm not lying in your spirit. You mean it in 686 00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:53.039 my spirit. I sincerely do not see what that what 687 00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:54.880 you're saying. He looks her mind. 688 00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:57.839 Look, man, oh, I didn't funk. I didn't retweet hate 689 00:32:57.839 --> 00:32:58.799 when I don't have a dream. 690 00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:01.599 I had a dream that we were in fish and 691 00:33:02.680 --> 00:33:04.599 and there was a for a reason, a zoo there 692 00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:08.680 that's awesome, and and the zoo. Everything broke out of 693 00:33:08.759 --> 00:33:10.519 the zoo and like we drove like one of our 694 00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:13.240 friend's houses and I was like, what's that? Was like, 695 00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:14.839 that's a possum. Was like, that's not a posslem, that's 696 00:33:15.119 --> 00:33:17.799 an ape like creature because a person. It was a 697 00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:19.640 person in a possum suit. No, no, it was a creature. 698 00:33:19.640 --> 00:33:21.400 And like, what's going on? So you started driving through 699 00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:23.680 town and they were apes and like animals all over 700 00:33:24.599 --> 00:33:26.160 And when was this? When did you have this dream 701 00:33:26.279 --> 00:33:28.240 last night? What is wrong with you? This is the 702 00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:29.799 I have had a dream in a few months, so 703 00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:31.519 this one is definitely vivid for you. 704 00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:34.440 It's very I have dreams all the time. Yeah, I 705 00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:36.319 dreamly every night, but I forget them immediately. 706 00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:39.079 It sucks. It's really annoying. I think I dreamed darkness. Sometimes. 707 00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:40.880 Do you ever have like a good idea in a 708 00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:43.359 dream and you're just infuriated because it's just like you 709 00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:45.720 can't get to like a notepad fast enough. 710 00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:49.240 Or times I've had I've had some some we talked 711 00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:49.799 about this recently. 712 00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:50.160 We did. 713 00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:53.920 I think we were just like, I know, I wrote 714 00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:56.200 like an amazing song and a dream and it bothers 715 00:33:56.240 --> 00:33:58.279 me because I understand, like I know it was there 716 00:33:58.279 --> 00:33:59.720 because I was like, I remember parts of it and 717 00:33:59.799 --> 00:34:01.400 as I was writing it down, I was it was 718 00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:02.039 drifting away. 719 00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:07.400 Yeah, oh god, that's like tears and range. What is that? 720 00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:12.119 We have a reddit? Yeah, so I I had no idea. 721 00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:12.880 I stump. 722 00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:15.199 I don't even know how I stumbled upon it and 723 00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:17.440 I was like, what the fuck is this? And yeah, 724 00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:20.360 somebody posted this gorilla. So when I saw it was 725 00:34:20.519 --> 00:34:22.440 it was only up for five hours, and I was like, 726 00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:25.119 what the fuck do is There's an active snark tank 727 00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:28.079 reddit that I've never checked and I still haven't checked. 728 00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:32.599 And idea to go like Hey, Hi, Yeah, thanks whoever 729 00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:33.320 whoever you did that? 730 00:34:33.440 --> 00:34:35.679 Like, I like, usually reddits hate the people that they're 731 00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:37.840 dedicated to, though, so I don't know. 732 00:34:38.880 --> 00:34:42.840 Yeah, well, I mean it's in maybe that's hard to tell. 733 00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:47.440 I mean this this uh same shirt I got on 734 00:34:47.559 --> 00:34:49.480 right now too. I hate it. It doesn't want it 735 00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:50.199 doesn't reckon. 736 00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:52.000 You gotta show to this one because there's only one 737 00:34:52.039 --> 00:34:55.239 face to I think that's what it is. Yeah, so 738 00:34:55.280 --> 00:34:58.679 if I block your face, there we go. It's a 739 00:34:58.719 --> 00:34:59.599 little gorilla monch. 740 00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:02.559 I really don't know how I feel about that. That's 741 00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:04.320 a funny picture though, I like it. I like, what 742 00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:06.079 is that from smiling so bad? 743 00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:06.239 Like? 744 00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:07.880 Why are you? Are you so joyous? 745 00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:12.199 You're like like it's it's an interesting face that I 746 00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:13.679 think I've seen you make before. 747 00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:19.719 That's like my happiest face. Why is what picture is that? Like? 748 00:35:19.760 --> 00:35:21.199 Why is it? Why are you so happy? I don't know. 749 00:35:21.320 --> 00:35:22.920 I'm kidding. It's funny. Thing is You're worth the same? 750 00:35:24.159 --> 00:35:26.199 I haven't worn this straight in so long, so I'm like, 751 00:35:26.960 --> 00:35:28.960 try to try to make the face that actually is it? 752 00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:29.960 Say that you're in this age. 753 00:35:30.199 --> 00:35:31.679 Try try to make the try to make the face 754 00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:36.519 a little wider mouth, wider, mouth, a little wider. 755 00:35:37.519 --> 00:35:38.960 It's pretty good, all right. 756 00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:40.559 So I can see there's a little editing going on 757 00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:45.599 because it hurts to try to do that. 758 00:35:48.360 --> 00:35:50.920 Anyway. So I would definitely run away from an accidental homicide. 759 00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:53.840 I would. I would totally call myself that's crazy, like this, 760 00:35:55.639 --> 00:35:57.519 then it's like your life's over. 761 00:35:57.639 --> 00:35:59.639 No, I actually feel like I would, Honestly, the realizer 762 00:35:59.719 --> 00:36:01.639 is I like, I would probably be paralyzed. I think 763 00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:03.360 I would probably like stand there and not do anything 764 00:36:03.400 --> 00:36:04.519 because I'd be like, I don't know what the fuck. 765 00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:05.239 I don't know what to do. 766 00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:07.599 I would be afraid if, like say, it was like 767 00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:09.920 a joke like how your Lily scenario, you stuff the 768 00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:12.079 you stuff the digitmonk cars on her. 769 00:36:11.960 --> 00:36:14.519 Throat, Like I, you know, I don't know what I have. 770 00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:16.719 I I have action figures. So maybe I did that 771 00:36:16.840 --> 00:36:19.800 to Jojo or something. Yeah, I would. 772 00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:22.199 It would be or if I just woke up and 773 00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:24.400 she's like fucking on the floor, like I would be 774 00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:25.119 so mad. 775 00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:25.800 I would be. 776 00:36:26.440 --> 00:36:30.880 I would be terrified because like, oh, black husband kills 777 00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:32.039 white wife kind of a thing. 778 00:36:32.119 --> 00:36:37.440 Oh yeah, whole thing. Yeah, yeah, we'd have to talk 779 00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:39.039 about it on the show. Too. Yeah, I feel like 780 00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:40.800 I'm gonna isn't it. 781 00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:43.119 I understand what you're saying, Like you were talking about 782 00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:45.360 it's like that's crazy to run away from something like that, 783 00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:47.599 and I do agree. But like also like there is 784 00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:50.199 like a natural kind of I feel like from a 785 00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:51.800 base instinct level. 786 00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:54.519 Well, you always you always go to the worst. You 787 00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:56.440 know what do you mean, Like like people are brains, 788 00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:57.599 you always go to like all my the worst is 789 00:36:57.639 --> 00:36:59.760 gonna happen. Ever, Well, I mean it's just like this 790 00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:00.440 is a situation. 791 00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:03.599 I'm gonna leave, get out of the I remember doing 792 00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:05.599 I think about this every once in a while where 793 00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:08.760 my grandma tripped. We were in like Florida or something, 794 00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:11.400 and she was just in her tracksuit like walking. We 795 00:37:11.480 --> 00:37:12.800 went out, Me and my brother went out with her. 796 00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:15.320 We're kids, like under ten years old or something, and 797 00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:18.639 she tripped on a curve and fell. I've never seen 798 00:37:18.679 --> 00:37:20.800 my grandma fall before. I was fucking terrifying to me, 799 00:37:21.000 --> 00:37:25.000 just seeing old lady boom and it said, and you left, 800 00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:29.360 We fucking it literally terrified us. It was like and 801 00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:33.639 we ran because it was so like, dude, she was 802 00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:34.639 obviously pissed. 803 00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:37.559 She got fucking bad. That we didn't help her, but 804 00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:39.360 it was it was legitimately. 805 00:37:40.039 --> 00:37:44.960 I'd never seen anything like that before, and it was like, oh, 806 00:37:45.039 --> 00:37:47.000 maybe we It was like it's like almost like immediately 807 00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:48.480 we assume the worst and like we need to go 808 00:37:48.599 --> 00:37:52.519 run and like find somebody or do something instead of checking. 809 00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:55.599 Out my grandma story. But I did not, but I 810 00:37:55.679 --> 00:37:59.119 to stay to help my grandma. Yeah, I was like, 811 00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:03.519 somebody help her right when they fall. But this is real. 812 00:38:03.639 --> 00:38:05.400 She's done this to me multiple times. She's done this 813 00:38:05.480 --> 00:38:07.159 to me so many times that she did. One time, 814 00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:09.679 there was like an Oprah Winfrey show like in in 815 00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:11.360 New York. She wanted to go see right, and we're 816 00:38:11.360 --> 00:38:12.719 waiting in the line to go see it. She obviously 817 00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:14.880 dragged me. It was like my stud didn't want to go, 818 00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:17.400 my cousin didn't want to go, and her siblings didn't 819 00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:18.679 want to go. And I was like, Grandma, I don't 820 00:38:18.679 --> 00:38:20.679 want to go. She was like, well, too bad, you're going. 821 00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:23.039 So we went to the city we're in, Like we 822 00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:25.960 were in the place in Queens. I forgot what it's 823 00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:28.719 called the like the showroom and Queens is it the 824 00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:31.920 open Sky Stadium? I forget what I think it's how's 825 00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:36.199 there forest Hills. No, not Forest Hills, It's it's some 826 00:38:36.360 --> 00:38:39.000 sort of like whatever having center, Jacob David Center that's 827 00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:42.639 in Manhattan. Don't worry about it. So we went there, 828 00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:45.239 and I remember she fell down, but she always whenever 829 00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:48.679 she falls, she grabs me to help herself not fall. 830 00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:51.920 She's done it multiple times. And why I wanted you there? 831 00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:55.440 She wanted you there literally just in case, you know, 832 00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:59.079 so like she she slipped, because it was slowly she slipped, 833 00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:02.480 and I remember she grabbed the collar of my shirt 834 00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:07.360 and in the process of falling, he used me to 835 00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:10.679 not fall through to the floor. And I was like, Grandma, 836 00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:16.920 why wretched in Literally no, I got it. But I'm 837 00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:18.679 still clothes and all fucked up. And I was like, 838 00:39:18.960 --> 00:39:22.559 now I gotta go and watch Oprah fucked up the 839 00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:23.400 pan on me. 840 00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:32.199 This poor kid, This is this poor dirty, freezing black teenager. 841 00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:35.880 Your dirt and shoot and fucking snow over. 842 00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:39.840 You slipped on like an oil like like a little 843 00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:41.599 oil chimney opening like. 844 00:39:43.079 --> 00:39:45.280 Snow here those cartoons when somebody like SIPs on up 845 00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:46.800 an an appeal and then they like they enter a 846 00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:48.960 building and they come out with like some assortment of 847 00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:51.920 bullsh and you slip and like you you scroll into 848 00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:54.039 like a fucking oil refire. 849 00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:56.559 And I come out as like a Saudi print or 850 00:39:56.599 --> 00:40:01.920 something like that. You come down still, you still sit down, 851 00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:05.719 kicks and get the funk over here, like Grandma, let's 852 00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:07.599 just go inside and the late next do his last 853 00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:08.960 and then over. It's like at the end of it, 854 00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:11.719 she gives. She gives everybody like a new wardrobe. Like 855 00:40:11.760 --> 00:40:13.400 you get a new wardrobe, and you get a new wardrobe, 856 00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:18.519 not you, not you to death. You're grazed. 857 00:40:18.880 --> 00:40:23.639 What bring out to the gallows that fucking have uh 858 00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:26.519 what's his name, doctor Phil? Like when he was still 859 00:40:26.599 --> 00:40:29.480 like sern or whatever, mister Phil. Yeah, mister Phil, like 860 00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:34.760 wheeling it out, got a parlaid. 861 00:40:36.199 --> 00:40:39.400 Like the fucking axe guy from Resting with five. Yeah, bro, 862 00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:42.679 that show was so fucking insane. I can't wait to 863 00:40:42.719 --> 00:40:44.000 get my fake degree. 864 00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:47.960 To buy my degree on sucking at I T T 865 00:40:48.119 --> 00:40:51.199 Tech Dot Store dots more. 866 00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:53.480 If it was that easy, man, I would be like 867 00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:54.960 what am I? What am I doing? What am I doing? 868 00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:57.039 Why am I not doing this? You really can't do that? 869 00:40:57.440 --> 00:40:59.920 That is is like not not something you can't do. 870 00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:05.199 My oldest step my oldest stepsister. She needed to when 871 00:41:05.320 --> 00:41:08.960 Washington Mutual was still a thing. Yeah, right, she needed 872 00:41:08.960 --> 00:41:11.480 a degree to get this position, and she was like, oh, yeah, 873 00:41:11.480 --> 00:41:14.920 I have one. They don't verify and I was like 874 00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:17.559 what the I was like, wait, so you just skip 875 00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:22.800 thousands of dollars in years to just fucking just be like, yeah, 876 00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:23.400 I get this job. 877 00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:26.679 And I was like, that's that's insane. It's kind of 878 00:41:26.679 --> 00:41:27.480 like the sports thing too. 879 00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:29.000 It's like like people are just like, you're a really 880 00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:31.360 good play, We're gonna just default past your classes, you 881 00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:33.280 know what I mean, Like I've seen that half that's true. 882 00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:35.360 It's just like I know people that happened too, that. 883 00:41:38.920 --> 00:41:41.239 There was any merit in this country ever. It's it's 884 00:41:41.320 --> 00:41:44.480 hilarious in retrospect. Is truly insane. 885 00:41:44.519 --> 00:41:47.639 Merit is so fucking it's not real. It's it's definitely 886 00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:50.239 not I mean, it's all it's nepotism and just. 887 00:41:50.840 --> 00:41:54.360 Who you know, it's nepotism and maliciousness. Yeah. Really, I 888 00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:56.599 think I think merit doesn't matter, but the idea that 889 00:41:56.679 --> 00:42:01.320 the merit is a piece of paper, it's fucking so insane, stupid. Yeah, 890 00:42:01.480 --> 00:42:03.960 like people that I know, people that are in my bioclasses. 891 00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:07.159 That were fucking idiots that are now nurses. They're fucking idiot. 892 00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:09.639 They went on they were cheating in classes, like there's 893 00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:13.599 a there's a college. Yeah, well I have to a degree. 894 00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:18.000 Yeah like west there's a continent called West Coast Medical, 895 00:42:18.119 --> 00:42:21.119 right you it's a nursing school that you take none 896 00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:24.039 of these signs classes to go get into sick That 897 00:42:24.280 --> 00:42:25.679 is corazy. 898 00:42:26.199 --> 00:42:28.199 I bet I ran into one recently. So my new 899 00:42:28.280 --> 00:42:30.079 doctor is right down the street from me where I was. 900 00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:33.280 I just got a blood drawn from a nurse. And 901 00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:37.920 usually all my encounters have been like professional, like, oh yeah, 902 00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:41.199 they trained, they have experience. This one it was crazy. 903 00:42:41.320 --> 00:42:45.559 It was like she was torturing me because like her 904 00:42:45.719 --> 00:42:49.000 technique was, first of all, you know anyone, my veins 905 00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:52.679 are very visible, very easy. I'm an easy candidate, So 906 00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:56.000 first terrible. She goes to the side and like like 907 00:42:56.119 --> 00:42:58.719 here's my vein so easy, Like she goes to the side, 908 00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:00.960 she goes this way, and I'm like, what's happening? And 909 00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:08.360 then from goofy and then it's at like wait, goofy, goofy. 910 00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:11.840 It was at a crazy angle. I was like, fuck, 911 00:43:11.920 --> 00:43:13.800 this hurts. And then like I saw I tried to 912 00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:16.400 relieve some pain by putting my arm up a little bit, and. 913 00:43:16.400 --> 00:43:16.960 She was like no. 914 00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:19.679 She literally did this twice, and I was like, what 915 00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:21.599 do you I was looking at her, like what are 916 00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:24.519 you doing? I've never I was like, my only explanation 917 00:43:24.599 --> 00:43:26.280 is she likes hurting people coming in from the side. 918 00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:29.119 That's that's insane. I've never you do that. I've never 919 00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:31.320 had my blood drawn. Now, I never had my blood 920 00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:34.800 drawn in italic for people, for people listening. It wasn't 921 00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:36.480 completely to the side. 922 00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:40.280 It was like at a less forty five ish degree 923 00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:42.920 angle instead of its coming in like that's still completely 924 00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:45.880 parallel to my fucking forearm. It was a it was 925 00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:47.519 angled a little forty five maybe a little bit of 926 00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:49.239 a stretch, but it was at an angle enough to 927 00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:50.119 where I was like, what the fun. 928 00:43:50.119 --> 00:43:52.000 Was actually just it was actually just a bubble tee 929 00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:56.400 straw that he got that she got in and she 930 00:43:56.599 --> 00:43:58.440 just like she had like a she had like one 931 00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:03.960 of those vacuum cleaner level like like it's a bubble 932 00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:05.719 tea straw and a Dison vacuum. 933 00:44:09.880 --> 00:44:12.599 Can't I feel like just after a little bit, like 934 00:44:12.679 --> 00:44:17.280 you're already like, oh, yeah, that was crazy. 935 00:44:17.320 --> 00:44:18.519 I'm I'm never that bitch. 936 00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:21.480 I've never touching me again. And I don't even to 937 00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:23.159 be fair, I don't even know she did anything with 938 00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:28.000 that blood because drink it. Because doctor hasn't called me. 939 00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:29.960 No one's called me for my results, and it's been weeks. 940 00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:32.719 Usually takes a week, like usually. 941 00:44:33.559 --> 00:44:34.079 Went to UH. 942 00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:38.000 I remember years ago I went to like UH. I 943 00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:39.719 think I did a blood test that like a planned 944 00:44:39.800 --> 00:44:43.199 parenthood just out of safety, you know. Yeah, that was 945 00:44:43.719 --> 00:44:47.119 in a raucous time. But so I was getting my 946 00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:50.360 bloodro and then the nurse was like the nurse she 947 00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:53.599 said something that was like so it put me off guard, 948 00:44:53.679 --> 00:44:55.320 but like I didn't know how to interpret it. She said, 949 00:44:56.000 --> 00:44:59.320 she said, I got a nice blood, but it wasn't 950 00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:01.480 like the I can't remember the tone exactly, but it 951 00:45:01.559 --> 00:45:03.400 was like I wasn't paying enough attention. 952 00:45:03.519 --> 00:45:04.840 So like I just interpreted the words. 953 00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:08.039 And I was like, how do you think you disassociated 954 00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:09.159 because you saw salivating. 955 00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:13.119 I don't know what a vampire. It's just a vampire 956 00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:17.400 worked that planted Parodi's crazy activity. That's crazy. That's a 957 00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:19.039 great idea. They're reading them, they're eating them. 958 00:45:19.039 --> 00:45:29.519 Afterwards, I remember that should be. I remember that ship 959 00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:31.440 being borderline free. By the way, I'm pretty sure now 960 00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:34.039 it's like two thousand dollars planted. 961 00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:36.760 Parenthood had a lot of free services back. Yeah, I know, 962 00:45:36.840 --> 00:45:38.639 I know. The big I know the big A was 963 00:45:38.920 --> 00:45:40.920 it was not free. Yeah, that. 964 00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:45.599 It was all the it was like permitted of care, 965 00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:46.840 prevented of stuff like that. 966 00:45:47.039 --> 00:45:49.840 Was the early ones they did there. What like early early, 967 00:45:50.079 --> 00:45:51.719 like very early ones they do there. 968 00:45:51.800 --> 00:45:54.440 I don't mean like like the pill, no, like like 969 00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:56.679 you mean actual procedures like a clinic. 970 00:45:56.519 --> 00:45:58.599 Within the first within the first six weeks. I feel 971 00:45:58.599 --> 00:46:01.119 like they only do that clinics. But like I getet wrong. 972 00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:03.360 I literally I don't have yet. I'm not a doctor. 973 00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:05.559 I've never i've never i've never attended one of mine. 974 00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:08.760 I've never had I've never had that. I've never had. 975 00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:12.599 I've had a few scares, but they all didn't pan out. 976 00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:15.559 It's just one of those things how humans, how humans. 977 00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:16.159 Behave were. 978 00:46:17.840 --> 00:46:20.960 Some of those girls have late periods all the time, 979 00:46:21.719 --> 00:46:24.079 but they didn't have any sexual activity around that time, 980 00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:25.039 so they didn't think about it. 981 00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:26.639 I'll give you. It's just like five dollars in a 982 00:46:26.679 --> 00:46:33.480 bus ticket, Like hey, handle that handle that here's a ticket. 983 00:46:33.360 --> 00:46:36.599 To the Museum of Staircases and spring loaded boxing gloves. 984 00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:39.800 Be quick about it. But I want my receipts. 985 00:46:41.119 --> 00:46:45.039 I want my receipt I mean, at least get You 986 00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:46.800 got to get the receipts and let them because you 987 00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:48.199 gotta know you gotta go. 988 00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:52.320 It's a lot smarter if I'm telling you not to 989 00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.920 do it. Which granted, I haven't had one that has 990 00:46:56.039 --> 00:46:59.199 had to go take that, like the that actual stop. 991 00:46:59.239 --> 00:47:01.559 It's always been like, you're taking that pill. Get the 992 00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:03.760 morning after, you're taking that pill good the morning after. 993 00:47:04.280 --> 00:47:06.360 One girl, I've had one girl she took it upon herself. 994 00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:09.360 She was like just just in case. I'm like, she 995 00:47:09.679 --> 00:47:11.880 didn't even ask for money or nothing. She had it 996 00:47:11.920 --> 00:47:13.559 once and I was like, we're going to CBS right now, 997 00:47:15.480 --> 00:47:19.519 especially something like No. 998 00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:21.199 I definitely had what I had one of those where 999 00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:23.559 I'm like, I'm moving to Canada and or Mexico. 1000 00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:28.719 Like if that's what happens, I haven't you gonna be 1001 00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:31.880 a double bean. They're gonna split down the middle like 1002 00:47:32.039 --> 00:47:34.559 nineties Superman. But there's a blue and a red one 1003 00:47:35.400 --> 00:47:35.639 That was. 1004 00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:39.679 Just one of those girls that like we had absolutely 1005 00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:42.039 zero in common other than just like, oh, we we're 1006 00:47:42.079 --> 00:47:44.000 just we're just we're just fucking right. It was one 1007 00:47:44.039 --> 00:47:45.440 of those things where I was like, oh my god. 1008 00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:47.639 And then so that after that, it's like. 1009 00:47:48.760 --> 00:47:51.800 New, new, new caveat new line. 1010 00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:54.400 Is she needs to be cool at least like if 1011 00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:56.440 if you're gonna, if you're gonna, you're gonna fuck a girl, 1012 00:47:56.599 --> 00:48:00.360 like at least she can't be He was like one 1013 00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:02.800 of those dumb raider bitches like I know, huh kind 1014 00:48:02.800 --> 00:48:04.280 of thing, and I'm like, I would have killed myself. 1015 00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:07.880 I knocked down so many of those I love that. 1016 00:48:07.920 --> 00:48:10.320 I don't know why I couldn't stop. I was I 1017 00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:13.119 was addicted to terrible Hispanic women in New York. I 1018 00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:17.679 don't know what was wrong with me. Yeah, any thank 1019 00:48:17.719 --> 00:48:23.760 you for timing that questions really well. He stopped talking, 1020 00:48:23.840 --> 00:48:27.440 so I was like, I remember, now the guys, seriously, 1021 00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:32.360 don't fuck somebody. You wouldn't at least be four percent 1022 00:48:32.599 --> 00:48:33.199 okay with. 1023 00:48:33.280 --> 00:48:35.280 Them, But you gotta have some sort of like, you know, 1024 00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:37.639 you gotta have a line. I think of the worst 1025 00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:40.440 scenario and then be like, what can I handle this? 1026 00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:43.760 If you say fuck no, don't don't it's not it's 1027 00:48:43.800 --> 00:48:46.039 not worth it, bro, even though like say, in my situation, 1028 00:48:46.199 --> 00:48:50.960 everything's worked out just fine, but still, it's it's it's 1029 00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:52.440 it's plenty of people. 1030 00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:54.320 I know, plenty of people that have kids with people 1031 00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:57.719 they fucking hate, and they are bound together as long 1032 00:48:57.760 --> 00:48:59.239 as that kid is alive. Yeah. 1033 00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:01.840 So you know a handful of my high school friends, 1034 00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:05.320 they absolutely did not stay with their baby mamas, like 1035 00:49:05.440 --> 00:49:06.000 not even. 1036 00:49:06.000 --> 00:49:06.880 Like not even a little bit. 1037 00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:08.760 Yeah, oh, I remember, I was gonna say it was 1038 00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:11.960 stupid and had nothing to do with anything. I was 1039 00:49:11.960 --> 00:49:14.519 gonna say, like because I mentioned spring loaded boxing gloves 1040 00:49:14.519 --> 00:49:15.800 and that was like I was thinking, like that's something 1041 00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:18.519 that I thought I would see more of. Also, like 1042 00:49:18.599 --> 00:49:22.599 I saw that in so many cartoons. I was disappointed that. 1043 00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:23.119 Like you could. 1044 00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:24.840 I was disappointed that you couldn't just go get that. 1045 00:49:25.199 --> 00:49:27.280 I mean, like they weren't at Walmart or something. For me, 1046 00:49:27.320 --> 00:49:32.199 it was it was the lone banana peels, maybe a banana. Yeah, 1047 00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:35.280 don't you never saw rogue banana peels. I've never saw them, really, 1048 00:49:35.400 --> 00:49:36.800 Like I thought, these are like a real God, you've 1049 00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:41.199 never seen a rogue banana peel? I definitely absolutely, I 1050 00:49:41.239 --> 00:49:42.920 don't know if I pointed it out or anything. 1051 00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:45.480 Gave you a little bit of banana. That's how you 1052 00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:47.119 make them like like they could die. 1053 00:49:47.440 --> 00:49:50.039 Look if they didn't a little, if they weren't agreeable, 1054 00:49:50.079 --> 00:49:52.719 we probably would see way more humans ship. 1055 00:49:52.880 --> 00:49:54.639 You know, they were like probably like an animal comsing 1056 00:49:54.719 --> 00:50:00.400 praticul doing. We're particularly discussing here. Yeare are parts that No, 1057 00:50:00.519 --> 00:50:03.400 yeah for sure, also way too overcrowded. Yes, but like 1058 00:50:03.960 --> 00:50:05.119 we are very disgusting here. 1059 00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:08.039 We're just because we you know, we're social creatures and 1060 00:50:08.119 --> 00:50:11.320 we like to jam into these air like when you 1061 00:50:11.360 --> 00:50:13.079 look at like, say, oh, the vast majority of these 1062 00:50:13.119 --> 00:50:15.880 countries live in like like these little dots right, Like 1063 00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:17.800 it's kind of crazy. 1064 00:50:18.079 --> 00:50:19.719 Even us, the middle of us is empty. 1065 00:50:20.199 --> 00:50:25.039 Yeah, I want fucking us to essentially terraform the Midwest 1066 00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:27.719 and turn it into like bring it up to speed, 1067 00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:28.559 have a good internet. 1068 00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:31.239 Good thing we use it for like agriculture stuff or no, 1069 00:50:31.400 --> 00:50:34.960 is it or is it just like we're not there 1070 00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:36.719 because we don't want to get taken into the heavens 1071 00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:37.159 by wind. 1072 00:50:37.719 --> 00:50:39.639 It's kind of a mix, like there's something we use 1073 00:50:39.679 --> 00:50:41.119 for agrolzure and some of it is just kind of 1074 00:50:41.159 --> 00:50:42.519 barren and it's not really ought to do. 1075 00:50:42.760 --> 00:50:43.320 It's like we can do. 1076 00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:46.039 It's like when you look at say like Arizona and Nevada, 1077 00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:48.719 they're like, we're not doing anything. 1078 00:50:48.800 --> 00:50:50.079 Yeah, what are we? What are we doing? 1079 00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:52.719 But so people started building like big as cities there. 1080 00:50:52.760 --> 00:50:54.119 So I'm like, Okay, we can definitely do that in 1081 00:50:54.199 --> 00:50:56.079 some of the dry patches. 1082 00:50:55.800 --> 00:50:56.320 In the Midwest. 1083 00:50:56.360 --> 00:50:58.360 But I think just a lot of rich counties own 1084 00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:00.400 all this property and just aren't doing thing with it. 1085 00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:01.960 It's like they just bought it, and like. 1086 00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:04.320 Bill Gates are own like a fucking ridiculous amount of 1087 00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:06.480 like just unused farmland or something. 1088 00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:07.000 I feel that. 1089 00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:10.119 Surprised me if remember reading that. Fucking I know Zuck 1090 00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:13.760 owns like like fat parts of like Hawaii or something. 1091 00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:16.320 Just like oh yeah it really yeah, he owns like 1092 00:51:16.320 --> 00:51:18.519 an island and stuff and he owns I. 1093 00:51:18.559 --> 00:51:21.400 Wish I could smite people. If I could like call 1094 00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:25.360 upon the power of the gods and just smite humans, 1095 00:51:25.920 --> 00:51:27.880 that would be great, wouldn't it. It would be until 1096 00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:29.800 I lose it, because I'm gonna lose it eventually. Who 1097 00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:32.559 would you if you had just one charge? One charge? 1098 00:51:32.639 --> 00:51:34.239 Yeah, we had one charge and you lose it. You 1099 00:51:34.280 --> 00:51:37.840 can you can sit there can be one smite. 1100 00:51:38.559 --> 00:51:42.119 No, it's one person. I can legally say, yeah, I 1101 00:51:42.199 --> 00:51:43.000 can't do it. You can't. 1102 00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:46.719 Hypothetically I can't do because it's specifically illegal. 1103 00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:50.039 I guess that's pretty obviously. 1104 00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:52.119 I think I think it's only illegal if you're actually 1105 00:51:52.199 --> 00:51:54.119 saying I'm going to do this, and it is not 1106 00:51:54.239 --> 00:51:55.800 a fantasy scenario where you can't. 1107 00:51:56.719 --> 00:51:58.679 That's not the people who know. No, that's not, that's not. 1108 00:51:58.960 --> 00:52:01.360 That's not. I don't know what one is. I can't 1109 00:52:01.400 --> 00:52:04.039 do one. I need more. Yeah, yeah, you can't just 1110 00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:06.760 need to kill the person that creates that rule that 1111 00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:10.880 it's only one first and then I'll have more. That's not. 1112 00:52:11.039 --> 00:52:12.760 That's not how you need to kill the person who 1113 00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:16.639 enforces that rule betually made it up. 1114 00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:19.119 You know, who's to say they have any power? I 1115 00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:21.280 just need I need to be able to break that rule. 1116 00:52:21.719 --> 00:52:23.679 How many people do you think we're just wasting on 1117 00:52:23.800 --> 00:52:26.159 the most inconstant like the most A lot of people. 1118 00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:27.639 I think a lot of people, and a lot of 1119 00:52:27.679 --> 00:52:30.239 people would be like share of from across the streets. 1120 00:52:31.599 --> 00:52:35.119 You having kids with that it would just be their teacher. 1121 00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:38.840 That's why I heard, yeah, Hoskin would die. 1122 00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:41.519 I remember hearing that there was like this worse scenario 1123 00:52:41.519 --> 00:52:46.360 where like you have you have that's how you die? 1124 00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:49.199 You make that in the middle of class to a kid. 1125 00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:53.320 Is like she's teaching then, like she's laugh about. 1126 00:52:53.400 --> 00:52:56.400 One of our uh, one of our smart tank listeners 1127 00:52:57.000 --> 00:53:00.559 sent me that what is it called Monster House clip? 1128 00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:03.880 Which one that guy he just screams out of He 1129 00:53:04.000 --> 00:53:06.360 just screams out of nowhere in the car. 1130 00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:10.800 It's not real. It's so I've seen that. I've never 1131 00:53:10.880 --> 00:53:14.320 seen that before. I've watched it like probably thirty times 1132 00:53:14.440 --> 00:53:16.199 last night. Fucking funny. 1133 00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:19.199 That movie has a lot of I love the clip 1134 00:53:19.400 --> 00:53:20.599 from that movie where the guy comes in and he 1135 00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:21.280 eats the thing. 1136 00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:25.079 Yeah. Yeah, there's like a scene where you're like, oh sorry, 1137 00:53:26.679 --> 00:53:28.480 I was in the forest wrestling with the bar clone 1138 00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:35.920 when we got the call. I've seen. That movie is hideous. Also, 1139 00:53:36.440 --> 00:53:43.119 that Moe disgusting animation. Holy fuck. It's a classic. Though 1140 00:53:43.239 --> 00:53:47.320 unfortunately it's a good It is really good. I never 1141 00:53:47.400 --> 00:53:51.320 seen I told those first. Did you see on Instagram? 1142 00:53:51.320 --> 00:53:54.199 I don't know if you guys saw it? Yeah, did 1143 00:53:54.239 --> 00:53:54.880 you guys see? 1144 00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:55.679 Uh? 1145 00:53:55.880 --> 00:53:56.599 This wrestling? 1146 00:53:57.639 --> 00:54:02.199 This is this wrestling uh, this indie wrestling league with 1147 00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:05.760 this character. No, no, okay, so you haven't seen it. 1148 00:54:06.320 --> 00:54:08.119 There's a here's a wrestling league. 1149 00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:09.000 I don't know what it's called. 1150 00:54:09.360 --> 00:54:11.079 I don't know the abbreviation for it. I have no 1151 00:54:11.400 --> 00:54:13.320 touchdown for wrestling at all. Well I know is that 1152 00:54:13.400 --> 00:54:15.079 this looks like it looked like an independent kind of 1153 00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:20.039 small thing. And there's a wrestler and his name. He's 1154 00:54:20.039 --> 00:54:21.960 got two flannels on, he's got a flannel tied around 1155 00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:23.280 his waist, he's got a flannel up hear, he's got 1156 00:54:23.320 --> 00:54:24.039 long hair and hat. 1157 00:54:24.719 --> 00:54:30.239 And his name is Stephen Flow, Steven Flo. The song 1158 00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:36.440 I remember these Steven like Stevens and the lyrics are 1159 00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:42.000 Stephen Flow, Steven Flow. And then the announcer goes, it's 1160 00:54:42.119 --> 00:54:47.719 Stephen Flow climbing up on a turnbuckle. I saw you. Yeah. 1161 00:54:48.239 --> 00:54:51.920 The lyrics are fucking awesome because the chorus is just 1162 00:54:51.960 --> 00:54:54.280 Steven Flow over and over again. But the lyrics are 1163 00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:55.679 like all sorts of weird ship. And then at the 1164 00:54:55.719 --> 00:54:57.960 end it's like Stephen is here, but I don't know 1165 00:54:58.119 --> 00:55:03.320 where he is. It is the dumbest fucking thing I've 1166 00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:03.880 ever seen. 1167 00:55:03.920 --> 00:55:08.239 Sounds like this show. It sounds like literally, like the. 1168 00:55:08.320 --> 00:55:11.360 Way the announce the way the announcer interjects, just so 1169 00:55:11.519 --> 00:55:16.360 you know it's Stephen Like if you haven't figured it 1170 00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:22.679 out by now, murdered. I love uh fucking indie ship 1171 00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:27.320 because like there's uh so Caine. I'm sure you've seen 1172 00:55:27.719 --> 00:55:29.960 Caine before, Chris, Like if I show you a picture like, 1173 00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:33.519 oh yeah, I think I just red mask and like 1174 00:55:33.639 --> 00:55:35.400 you know, he's big fucking dumb ass. 1175 00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:39.480 Uh he Oh go ahead, play hold on to keep talking. 1176 00:55:39.639 --> 00:55:43.559 Okay, So there's a there's a gay version of Kane 1177 00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:46.280 in in the in the Indies name Gaane. 1178 00:55:49.639 --> 00:55:54.519 It's fucking awesome. I looked to heaven. You said that, 1179 00:55:54.679 --> 00:55:57.760 and I look. I looked. I looked right at God, 1180 00:55:57.840 --> 00:56:01.360 Like wherever God is in heaven, he's I'll be right 1181 00:56:01.440 --> 00:56:14.519 at him. This fucking asshole, let me see him. Just 1182 00:56:14.679 --> 00:56:18.960 he's just like he's just gay. That is insane gas. 1183 00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:23.519 That is so funny. That the funniest like seed in 1184 00:56:23.559 --> 00:56:24.239 my life. 1185 00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:46.480 Where you're nope, steeved flow, Steven flow, Stevens flo, Stephen flow, 1186 00:56:46.760 --> 00:56:47.440 Stephen fo. 1187 00:56:49.000 --> 00:56:50.800 And what I love most about it is that it's 1188 00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:52.840 Stephen flow, but like flow has an E at the end. 1189 00:56:53.760 --> 00:56:55.880 It's a differentiate. That's great. 1190 00:56:56.239 --> 00:56:58.519 It's so dimn it looks like a wrestler, because there 1191 00:56:58.599 --> 00:57:01.239 was a wrestler named Raven that essentially looked like that. 1192 00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:06.000 I remember, Yeah, so he looks like that's basically how 1193 00:57:06.199 --> 00:57:11.480 Raven dressed. He looked like fucking he look like Grune. Yeah, 1194 00:57:11.599 --> 00:57:16.199 he looks like long hair, stupid flannels and ship is crazy. 1195 00:57:16.360 --> 00:57:19.840 Ganes fucking and that is that is probably one of 1196 00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:24.199 the wildest. That is a That is a joke for me, 1197 00:57:25.199 --> 00:57:26.840 Like that is a joke. I was like, Oh, this 1198 00:57:26.960 --> 00:57:40.280 is fucking is freaking God damnit. So this is Gane 1199 00:57:40.480 --> 00:57:43.800 g a y n A y any. He's just He's 1200 00:57:43.880 --> 00:57:51.039 just Kane but gay. He's just gay. I swear to God, like, 1201 00:57:52.519 --> 00:57:56.599 oh my god. People always say like, oh man, like that's. 1202 00:57:56.480 --> 00:57:59.079 So like I always getting People are like, oh, it's 1203 00:57:59.119 --> 00:58:01.920 so immature, and I'm yeah, so what so what? 1204 00:58:02.280 --> 00:58:04.519 The fact that it's as amateure but still exists is 1205 00:58:04.599 --> 00:58:07.079 what makes it funny that like adults were like, you 1206 00:58:07.159 --> 00:58:09.159 know what I'm gonna do like a thirty year old 1207 00:58:09.239 --> 00:58:10.519 my man was like, you know what I'm gonna do 1208 00:58:11.719 --> 00:58:16.039 exactly that, I'll be Kine but gay and commit to 1209 00:58:16.119 --> 00:58:17.960 it to the point where like he's like out there 1210 00:58:18.039 --> 00:58:20.239 doing it, and it's the commitment to the bit that 1211 00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:20.800 makes it fine. 1212 00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:23.920 I went through a phase where I thought, like, you 1213 00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:25.880 go to kill you think silliness is funny, this thing 1214 00:58:25.960 --> 00:58:27.519 is that is silly or funny. Yeah, and then you 1215 00:58:27.599 --> 00:58:29.039 go through it you get you're like you're like, oh man, 1216 00:58:29.079 --> 00:58:31.079 I like more refined comedy. We're like, I think farts 1217 00:58:31.079 --> 00:58:33.400 are a little funnier now, and then you're like, oh, 1218 00:58:33.440 --> 00:58:35.719 I just think edge is funny, but I just looped 1219 00:58:35.760 --> 00:58:39.559 back around to just ridiculousness. Yeah. He's the key to 1220 00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:43.119 hilarity to me, because like the idea of someone being like, 1221 00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:46.519 you know, it'd be really funny if Kine was gay, 1222 00:58:47.159 --> 00:58:50.440 and when your homies being like say less yeah, and 1223 00:58:50.559 --> 00:58:55.039 then this fucking guy goes and fucking just although whole 1224 00:58:55.199 --> 00:58:57.400 now you don't see it for two days and he 1225 00:58:57.519 --> 00:59:02.000 pulls back up. Look at this good I'm gay. I'm gay. 1226 00:59:05.559 --> 00:59:08.719 Yeah, yeah, I have no interest in watching like the 1227 00:59:08.960 --> 00:59:13.039 whatever the match was. Yeah, but like that that intro 1228 00:59:13.199 --> 00:59:13.880 fucking killed me. 1229 00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:17.000 There's uh so my friend and I we were actually 1230 00:59:17.079 --> 00:59:20.239 going to legitimately. So there's a thing called South Paul 1231 00:59:20.320 --> 00:59:23.800 Regional wrestling that the WWE universe started. It was like 1232 00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:27.960 a fake regional Southern scene, and so all the wrestlers 1233 00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:30.320 in ww just came up with all these fake wrestler 1234 00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:32.840 things and they're just doing like these promos, and so 1235 00:59:32.960 --> 00:59:35.320 we wanted to do something similar like that, and we were. 1236 00:59:35.960 --> 00:59:37.760 We didn't come up. You know, it's one of those things. 1237 00:59:37.800 --> 00:59:39.880 We're on the fly. We're like, what should we call it? 1238 00:59:40.000 --> 00:59:42.760 And then somebody said the Sexual Wrestling Federation and it 1239 00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:45.239 never changed, like it was like a placeholder, and it's like, okay, 1240 00:59:45.239 --> 00:59:47.119 we're just the SWF. Now I guess we're the second 1241 00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:51.159 Wrestling Federation. And we started actually creating characters where my 1242 00:59:51.199 --> 00:59:53.400 favorite one was because this was right when the uh 1243 00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:58.079 Unite the Right thing happened. And so the main villain 1244 00:59:58.159 --> 01:00:00.519 was the alt writer and he was like the tiki 1245 01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:02.400 torch guy and he's on his tacks and ship and 1246 01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:04.920 can you guess what his finishing move is called? 1247 01:00:05.199 --> 01:00:05.239 What? 1248 01:00:06.920 --> 01:00:07.079 Yes? 1249 01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:07.480 Like? 1250 01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:12.000 I love it. I love when people understand that's a dope. 1251 01:00:12.679 --> 01:00:19.360 It sounds dope. Is fucking funny? Is this funny and 1252 01:00:19.519 --> 01:00:22.800 cool in a really not good way? It's like, oh man, 1253 01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:25.920 this is like like the final boss of a fight, 1254 01:00:26.119 --> 01:00:28.559 being a Clans member draped in like some sort of 1255 01:00:28.679 --> 01:00:31.440 like sick fucking gown with a hood on, and he 1256 01:00:31.519 --> 01:00:33.599 has like a sword that's a giant cross or something, 1257 01:00:35.800 --> 01:00:38.280 and if he's good too. That's the thing. Do you 1258 01:00:38.320 --> 01:00:41.280 remember Kung Fury? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah. 1259 01:00:41.320 --> 01:00:42.840 So here's the thing that I feel like dropped the 1260 01:00:42.880 --> 01:00:46.000 ball because in that entire movie, Hitler was supposed to 1261 01:00:46.000 --> 01:00:48.000 be a kung fu genius and he was built up 1262 01:00:48.079 --> 01:00:49.679 as that, and then it turns out he was just 1263 01:00:49.760 --> 01:00:52.880 complete fraud. And it actually disappointed me because I was thinking, like, 1264 01:00:53.320 --> 01:00:56.039 the twist is gonna be No, he's actually is like 1265 01:00:56.159 --> 01:00:59.000 so he because you were like, okay, he's a fraud. 1266 01:00:59.039 --> 01:01:01.239 He's retending. It's like a Wizard of Os type thing 1267 01:01:01.719 --> 01:01:05.079 it was, and I was like, well, no, that's you. 1268 01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:06.360 I feel like it. 1269 01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:08.280 I loved it up to that point where I was 1270 01:01:08.320 --> 01:01:10.679 super disappointed that. I'm like, I wanted Hitler to be like, 1271 01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:12.639 oh how is the ship. 1272 01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:14.719 I think maybe at that time they didn't want to 1273 01:01:14.800 --> 01:01:15.719 empower Hitdler. 1274 01:01:16.119 --> 01:01:20.079 I think that's probably what happened. I think it would 1275 01:01:20.079 --> 01:01:22.039 have been better for sure, but it's like one of those. 1276 01:01:22.159 --> 01:01:24.079 It's I do agree that, like they should have just 1277 01:01:24.159 --> 01:01:26.079 did it anyway, because I'm of the mind. 1278 01:01:27.039 --> 01:01:31.639 It's it's almost like in like I think Meddle Gear 1279 01:01:31.639 --> 01:01:33.559 Solid Too was supposed to have like the World Trade 1280 01:01:33.599 --> 01:01:34.559 Center in it, you know what I mean, And then 1281 01:01:34.599 --> 01:01:40.079 they were like, eh, no, it's like imagine, let's cut 1282 01:01:40.119 --> 01:01:41.280 that out. Or like even Spider Man. 1283 01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:44.039 You remember Spider Man. The first trailer for Spider Man. Yeah, 1284 01:01:44.199 --> 01:01:46.239 where they had they caught the helicopter in between the 1285 01:01:46.639 --> 01:01:47.199 Twin Towers. 1286 01:01:47.880 --> 01:01:50.039 Sick imagery. You always have the Twin Towers? Have ever 1287 01:01:50.079 --> 01:01:50.679 looked cool to me? 1288 01:01:53.039 --> 01:01:55.119 Then they took it out of a project Gotham Racing too. 1289 01:01:55.559 --> 01:01:56.920 Oh I think so. Yeah, they got rid of it, 1290 01:01:57.000 --> 01:01:59.800 and I remember that you get to the end of 1291 01:01:59.840 --> 01:02:01.280 five and the fantasy signal stuff for off as a 1292 01:02:01.320 --> 01:02:04.039 bitch like actually in the seventies, it's like you punch 1293 01:02:04.119 --> 01:02:11.880 him once and he's like, oh, he blows up. All right, 1294 01:02:12.039 --> 01:02:14.800 I saved the world. It blows up. Did you move 1295 01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:16.360 on to a question? Yeah, let's do it. 1296 01:02:16.440 --> 01:02:18.519 Yeah, let's go on to some questions from our patrons 1297 01:02:18.519 --> 01:02:20.639 over at Patreon on tom Slasher Snartank. Remember you can 1298 01:02:20.679 --> 01:02:22.239 go over there there's a bunch of tears that you 1299 01:02:22.280 --> 01:02:24.880 can do. There's a tear for asking questions that, there's 1300 01:02:24.880 --> 01:02:26.239 a tear for getting your name right at the end 1301 01:02:26.239 --> 01:02:28.519 of the show. H In my solo episode, there was 1302 01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:31.400 some confusion about, like I guess there's still like a 1303 01:02:31.480 --> 01:02:33.320 fifteen dollar tier, and there's some people who are on 1304 01:02:33.440 --> 01:02:37.360 the fifteen dollar tier, like curious as to why their 1305 01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:39.519 names aren't being read. That's not the name read tier. 1306 01:02:40.280 --> 01:02:42.079 That's like kind of like an older like we've got 1307 01:02:42.199 --> 01:02:46.000 to fix that. Patreon's weird about like altering tears, Like 1308 01:02:46.079 --> 01:02:48.440 there's like a weird kind of back end thing that 1309 01:02:48.480 --> 01:02:50.079 you have to do because I remember trying to do 1310 01:02:50.159 --> 01:02:52.519 this with my old one and it's just like you 1311 01:02:52.599 --> 01:02:54.559 can't just fucking do that. You gotta do all and 1312 01:02:54.599 --> 01:02:56.920 it's weird. It's fucking bizarre, especially if there are people 1313 01:02:56.920 --> 01:02:57.320 attached to it. 1314 01:02:57.760 --> 01:02:59.239 So just PSA. 1315 01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:00.840 If you're trying to your name right on the show 1316 01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:02.280 and you're curious as why it's not happening, and you're 1317 01:03:02.320 --> 01:03:07.360 on that tier, that's why twenty five twenty which is expensive, 1318 01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:11.119 but expensive it's four fucking pages. Yeah, if at this point, 1319 01:03:11.199 --> 01:03:14.559 if it clearly twenty five dollars. How, yeah, exactly, Like 1320 01:03:14.679 --> 01:03:17.159 if it was, we'd be here for it would be 1321 01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:18.920 the whole show. Well, let's let's let's be real. 1322 01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:19.440 That's uh. 1323 01:03:19.559 --> 01:03:21.719 I can't remember what the tier was before. When we 1324 01:03:21.800 --> 01:03:23.960 first started it, it was lower and it got I 1325 01:03:24.000 --> 01:03:26.280 think it got up twice if I remember correctly. 1326 01:03:26.320 --> 01:03:27.800 Yeah, I think it might have been twenty. It didn't 1327 01:03:27.800 --> 01:03:29.360 start off at I don't even know if it started 1328 01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:29.840 off at twenty. 1329 01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:31.840 I'm not even sure it would have to be. 1330 01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:33.159 I have to check. I don't remember it. 1331 01:03:33.719 --> 01:03:36.599 We were like, fuck, it's gonna it's gonna be insane. 1332 01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:40.199 I mean, for example, I think we have like uh, 1333 01:03:40.719 --> 01:03:43.599 like say the five dollars tier has like I think 1334 01:03:43.639 --> 01:03:45.639 there's like thirteen hundred people or something like that in 1335 01:03:45.760 --> 01:03:46.079 the tier. 1336 01:03:46.719 --> 01:03:48.480 So yeah, imagine if we. 1337 01:03:48.639 --> 01:03:51.000 Lowered it, a lot of those people would migrate to 1338 01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:53.239 the It's like we can't read all those credits. 1339 01:03:53.480 --> 01:03:55.239 So it's it's literally for that purpose. 1340 01:03:55.320 --> 01:04:00.039 Yeah, it's it's it's expensive, specifically to disincentivize you from doing. 1341 01:04:01.519 --> 01:04:03.800 And I appreciate it. You appreciate it. No, it's fun. 1342 01:04:03.920 --> 01:04:07.320 It's like these people like it's it's phenomenal. It's it's 1343 01:04:07.360 --> 01:04:08.280 it's really cool. I don't. 1344 01:04:08.280 --> 01:04:11.360 I don't feel like I'm hoping that we're just giving 1345 01:04:11.440 --> 01:04:13.400 them a product that they feel like it's well deserved. 1346 01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:15.800 And the people that have been there for like years, 1347 01:04:16.000 --> 01:04:16.840 they clearly think so. 1348 01:04:16.960 --> 01:04:18.719 And that makes me happy. Yeah, I think so too. 1349 01:04:18.800 --> 01:04:21.079 And and the the credits at this point have become 1350 01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:22.800 such a big part of the show, yes that I 1351 01:04:22.840 --> 01:04:25.360 think people actually sit around and listen to it more. Yes, 1352 01:04:25.599 --> 01:04:28.760 because there's unhinged shit happening in them. And I think 1353 01:04:28.800 --> 01:04:30.559 it makes people more likely to even jump on if 1354 01:04:30.599 --> 01:04:32.159 you just ran through them every time. I don't think 1355 01:04:32.199 --> 01:04:33.480 people would care that they wouldn't. 1356 01:04:33.679 --> 01:04:35.079 I think some of the best material in our show 1357 01:04:35.119 --> 01:04:36.199 has been in the credits for sure. 1358 01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:39.360 Yeah, I think so too. Anyway, So we're gonna get 1359 01:04:39.360 --> 01:04:41.360 into some questions here. Patron of concess is stark Tank. 1360 01:04:41.360 --> 01:04:42.800 You can go over there stark tank dot shop for 1361 01:04:42.920 --> 01:04:46.000 new merch soon getting pantsed while Soft. 1362 01:04:46.039 --> 01:04:50.320 Wrote in, well, I mean that's kind of the default, right, I've. 1363 01:04:50.159 --> 01:04:54.119 Been pants Yeah, getting pants ball heart is weird. I've 1364 01:04:54.159 --> 01:04:57.360 been passed by hard before? What like fully a right before? Yeah, 1365 01:04:58.239 --> 01:05:03.199 explain yourself, don't worry about me, Okay, playing playing playing basketball. 1366 01:05:03.280 --> 01:05:05.960 I was feeding a little bit and then like playing basketball, 1367 01:05:06.159 --> 01:05:08.800 like purposely making the mall and head grays and tip. 1368 01:05:11.280 --> 01:05:15.880 It's a secret waited jackof that's so much effort and 1369 01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:18.119 then so much finally figured it out, they're like, wait 1370 01:05:18.199 --> 01:05:22.960 a minute, let's do and you're just wait, I love 1371 01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:26.400 wait a minute. And if they're like unmasking a Scooby 1372 01:05:26.400 --> 01:05:29.119 Doo villain. Yeah, like they've been trying to figure out 1373 01:05:29.119 --> 01:05:32.519 why I've been hard O time. Wait, I think I 1374 01:05:32.599 --> 01:05:39.079 know you WRD Adrian, My penis is a sphere. What 1375 01:05:39.199 --> 01:05:44.679 do you mean the penis is a spherical? Why Rocky, 1376 01:05:45.440 --> 01:05:50.360 why it looks like a tomato doing this bag? I 1377 01:05:50.440 --> 01:06:01.679 guess you know, you know, you know me. Sometimes it 1378 01:06:01.840 --> 01:06:09.480 was you're thinking this baby. It was the right track, Baby, 1379 01:06:09.719 --> 01:06:15.440 I was Bo's way. Sloan karaoke is actually kind of 1380 01:06:15.920 --> 01:06:19.800 actually brilliant. I would love actually slone karaoke. 1381 01:06:19.840 --> 01:06:22.119 We should we should have we should have a semester 1382 01:06:22.199 --> 01:06:24.000 Sloe karaoke karaoke night. 1383 01:06:24.639 --> 01:06:27.800 I think that'll be a great idea. Birthday. My god, 1384 01:06:27.840 --> 01:06:30.159 I just I just leaped into another universe. That's amazing. 1385 01:06:31.440 --> 01:06:37.119 I'm actually writing, Oh that sounds I'm because I don't 1386 01:06:37.119 --> 01:06:37.639 want to forget that. 1387 01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:46.360 Actually, I want to drowning pull bodies, Sylvester, I feel 1388 01:06:46.360 --> 01:06:47.519 like a lot of people would come to that. 1389 01:07:00.639 --> 01:07:05.079 Man to come by them, you have to fuse both 1390 01:07:05.119 --> 01:07:15.679 of the toe. How did you do that? Was his face? 1391 01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:20.159 Gold limp. I almost I channeled his. I'm so glad 1392 01:07:20.199 --> 01:07:23.000 I cut to you. I channeled his. I literally felt 1393 01:07:23.039 --> 01:07:26.119 like I was gonna go fucking paralyzed. 1394 01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:29.760 Dude wants to have a tighter tiny stroke, said. 1395 01:07:31.519 --> 01:07:31.559 I. 1396 01:07:32.440 --> 01:07:36.320 I've merged tiny and minor. That's like a tighter stroke. 1397 01:07:36.480 --> 01:07:40.679 That's crazy. I'm never doing that again. Maybe it's okayaoke. 1398 01:07:40.679 --> 01:07:41.599 You might be dangerous. 1399 01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:46.960 Well, just don't do uh Celesti, Sylvester saloon, Uh doing 1400 01:07:47.400 --> 01:07:49.400 fucking What the is that man called again? 1401 01:07:49.639 --> 01:07:52.159 Pro jam? Yeah? Pro first? Yeah, there you go? Projam? 1402 01:07:52.400 --> 01:07:55.079 I ever heard? It just wasn't coming to my mind. 1403 01:07:55.280 --> 01:07:57.320 There was a pro jam exhibit. When I want the 1404 01:07:57.400 --> 01:08:00.280 other songs, or just have one song? They're really is 1405 01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:03.079 the one that I is the only one that I 1406 01:08:03.239 --> 01:08:05.800 like that I've heard. I really, I know they have. 1407 01:08:05.960 --> 01:08:06.719 I know they have many. 1408 01:08:06.880 --> 01:08:08.800 They actually released an album like a year or two ago. 1409 01:08:09.880 --> 01:08:12.559 Yes, I remember that day, Remember the day they put 1410 01:08:12.559 --> 01:08:13.880 out the new album because I went to the store 1411 01:08:13.880 --> 01:08:14.840 and I bought it and I was like, man, it 1412 01:08:14.840 --> 01:08:16.159 doesn't get Eddie better than this. 1413 01:08:20.520 --> 01:08:26.000 I need something. You'd be my fight, you'd be my smite. 1414 01:08:26.239 --> 01:08:29.680 It would be you. You would waste it like a child. 1415 01:08:30.399 --> 01:08:32.840 You may be, you may me mad in this instance, 1416 01:08:32.920 --> 01:08:36.439 you have to die. That's a good bad joke. It's 1417 01:08:36.479 --> 01:08:39.680 not bad. It's not bad at all. Anyway. What did 1418 01:08:39.760 --> 01:08:40.000 he say? 1419 01:08:40.039 --> 01:08:41.560 I don't even think we read the fun not at all, 1420 01:08:41.640 --> 01:08:43.640 not even close. All right, so he said, yeah, getting 1421 01:08:43.640 --> 01:08:44.239 pants wall softer? 1422 01:08:44.359 --> 01:08:46.600 And he says, hey, boys, Snark Tank meet up at 1423 01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:49.840 the Dave Blunts concert in Santa Anna at the Observatory. 1424 01:08:50.439 --> 01:08:54.560 I know Sweety's a big fan. I'm not. When is 1425 01:08:54.640 --> 01:08:57.800 this in May? In May? How much are the tickets? 1426 01:08:58.079 --> 01:08:58.199 Uh? 1427 01:08:58.880 --> 01:08:59.600 Like thirty bucks? 1428 01:09:00.119 --> 01:09:00.159 What? 1429 01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:03.039 That might not be a bad idea, there's no should 1430 01:09:03.079 --> 01:09:05.159 we have an unofficial meet up? 1431 01:09:05.520 --> 01:09:08.920 I literally already secured my ticket, So if you guys 1432 01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:09.439 want to do that. 1433 01:09:09.800 --> 01:09:13.600 Absolutely. Is it seats or is it like it's I'm 1434 01:09:13.600 --> 01:09:14.600 assuming it's just a pit. 1435 01:09:14.800 --> 01:09:17.600 It's just a floor. No, it's definitely just the floor. 1436 01:09:17.640 --> 01:09:22.479 There's no there's no I'm sipping. Derek will be there 1437 01:09:22.479 --> 01:09:25.079 at the very time. I will absolutely, depending on the 1438 01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:28.359 day in May. Yeah, I don't know who the Dave 1439 01:09:28.399 --> 01:09:28.800 Ones is. 1440 01:09:29.560 --> 01:09:31.039 You've seen his fat ass. 1441 01:09:31.600 --> 01:09:32.960 I've seen him, but like I don't. I don't know 1442 01:09:33.039 --> 01:09:35.319 anything about him. I've never heard anything that he's ever done. 1443 01:09:35.399 --> 01:09:36.159 And I think I might not. 1444 01:09:36.239 --> 01:09:39.439 Specific I might avoid it specifically, just just just to 1445 01:09:39.520 --> 01:09:40.920 be completely bewildered like that. 1446 01:09:41.039 --> 01:09:43.640 But like I don't, I don't hate the idea. Yeah, 1447 01:09:45.560 --> 01:09:47.600 it's gonna be a great experience get away. 1448 01:09:47.479 --> 01:09:49.680 In some way with like like we don't have to 1449 01:09:49.720 --> 01:09:51.720 pay for security, you know what I mean. It's it's 1450 01:09:51.800 --> 01:09:53.760 kind of like that is brilliant. 1451 01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:56.399 It's like having a meet up at a convention or something. Yeah, 1452 01:09:56.479 --> 01:09:59.079 it's like it's already paid for the security and stuff. 1453 01:09:59.079 --> 01:10:01.880 And like, hey, uh, we don't have a booth, but 1454 01:10:03.039 --> 01:10:04.119 over here, you're. 1455 01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:07.199 Right, you're right next to the booth like someone has. Yeah, 1456 01:10:07.880 --> 01:10:10.560 he's looking like Jim Lee's booth or something, just like 1457 01:10:11.079 --> 01:10:13.520 beating up a Jim Lee's booth. And then Ralph has 1458 01:10:13.520 --> 01:10:16.000 a boof is right next to the mouse. And Ralph 1459 01:10:16.039 --> 01:10:20.399 with a booth is crazy. Yeah, like a vendor, not 1460 01:10:20.439 --> 01:10:26.640 a vendor. What is it called. It's insane? People say 1461 01:10:26.720 --> 01:10:29.239 him signing people's bobble heads. Did I show you what 1462 01:10:29.359 --> 01:10:30.960 he looks like signing pistols? 1463 01:10:31.119 --> 01:10:33.520 No, he has a new form so he had. He 1464 01:10:33.640 --> 01:10:37.399 looks like a wax statue. It doesn't make sense, Like 1465 01:10:37.479 --> 01:10:39.880 he out to me, Okay, it's gonna take me a second, 1466 01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:44.720 worries that's uh yeah, so yeah, maybe he's Christ maybe 1467 01:10:44.760 --> 01:10:47.079 a stark tank mete up at the Dave once Derek 1468 01:10:47.119 --> 01:10:48.119 will be there, you can find him. 1469 01:10:48.159 --> 01:10:51.800 Yeah, I might go. Actually, uh so yeah, well whatever 1470 01:10:51.960 --> 01:10:53.039 that should be. It should be fun. 1471 01:10:53.159 --> 01:10:54.319 I think it's gonna be a fun show. 1472 01:10:54.520 --> 01:10:56.039 I have no concept of who this guy. Like, I 1473 01:10:56.119 --> 01:10:58.279 know he's a fat guy. Yeah, but he just had 1474 01:10:58.439 --> 01:10:59.359 all he like, what does he do? 1475 01:10:59.520 --> 01:11:01.720 He's just like, yeah, he's such a he's such a 1476 01:11:01.840 --> 01:11:05.000 fucking Is he a rapper? Yes, and he's like he's 1477 01:11:05.039 --> 01:11:07.680 like he does pop rap, right, but he just sings 1478 01:11:07.680 --> 01:11:13.399 about uh chicks, like fucking chicks. And but it's like 1479 01:11:13.399 --> 01:11:14.920 one of those things where it's like it's so obvious 1480 01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:17.760 he's not doing this stuff. Well yeah, that's what makes 1481 01:11:17.800 --> 01:11:21.640 it so compelling, Like he's he's this fucking massive drug 1482 01:11:21.680 --> 01:11:23.920 addict that can't stop sipping on promethazine. 1483 01:11:24.800 --> 01:11:26.680 There's a video he saw a picture he post yesterday. 1484 01:11:26.760 --> 01:11:29.800 It's holding him out and dun a bottle full of 1485 01:11:29.960 --> 01:11:34.079 fucking scissors, and I'm like, I'm like, this is like, 1486 01:11:34.720 --> 01:11:37.159 at what point is observing like part of the problem, 1487 01:11:37.279 --> 01:11:37.439 you know? 1488 01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:42.439 But if he's if he uh, at least everybody's kind 1489 01:11:42.479 --> 01:11:44.880 of tell him to lose weight so he doesn't die, 1490 01:11:45.239 --> 01:11:46.920 because I even by the time we see him he's 1491 01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:50.039 rail things, well, damn that would really kind of with 1492 01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:51.800 no stretch, with no stretch skin either. 1493 01:11:51.800 --> 01:11:55.600 He just looks like Jody's I tightened up at that point, 1494 01:11:55.640 --> 01:11:58.840 I'd be like, well, this is obviously not him. I 1495 01:11:58.960 --> 01:12:07.640 refused three days ago. You were uh even Ralph like 1496 01:12:08.479 --> 01:12:11.079 modern current Dr Ralph. 1497 01:12:11.800 --> 01:12:13.439 I think every time I see it, I don't know 1498 01:12:13.479 --> 01:12:16.720 what he looks like really like I've seen him, but 1499 01:12:16.880 --> 01:12:18.760 like I feel like he's looked different every time I've seen. 1500 01:12:18.680 --> 01:12:23.399 Him, so he just, you know, it's just picture fucking disgusting. 1501 01:12:23.600 --> 01:12:25.760 I feel like he looks like a polyp that's not 1502 01:12:25.920 --> 01:12:29.239 too far off, like the octopus, like the jellyfish thing, 1503 01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:32.680 what a what's that? 1504 01:12:33.279 --> 01:12:33.319 Like? 1505 01:12:33.399 --> 01:12:36.039 Jellyfish forms isn't a stage? Do you not know what 1506 01:12:36.119 --> 01:12:38.920 a polyp is? Not exactly? Aren't you trying to be 1507 01:12:39.159 --> 01:12:40.479 where are you trying to be a nurse? I'm trying 1508 01:12:40.479 --> 01:12:43.560 to remember what what are you saying? So I'm thinking 1509 01:12:43.600 --> 01:12:47.840 of like one of the things that become jellyfish. He 1510 01:12:47.920 --> 01:12:52.600 looks like right now, it's like a I'm I'm shocked. 1511 01:12:52.920 --> 01:12:55.199 So this is what it looks like right now, spread durst. Yeah, 1512 01:12:57.039 --> 01:13:00.680 I mean he's just a drunken Yeah. Rid kind of 1513 01:13:00.720 --> 01:13:06.319 covers it. So he checked in a rehab and I 1514 01:13:06.439 --> 01:13:10.039 don't understand why he looks like this now he looks 1515 01:13:10.039 --> 01:13:14.039 he's kind of like a wax statue or something like. 1516 01:13:14.119 --> 01:13:20.039 I don't like he's he's like smooth, his like cavernous, 1517 01:13:20.119 --> 01:13:22.880 fucking like there's like you can't see his eyes. He 1518 01:13:23.039 --> 01:13:29.760 looks long. He just looks fucking different. That looks like 1519 01:13:29.840 --> 01:13:34.079 his dad. It looks like, am I seeing you're seeing? 1520 01:13:34.119 --> 01:13:36.199 I never saw him look like that's like a fucking 1521 01:13:36.279 --> 01:13:39.159 purge mask. Dude. Like like he's just like like, I 1522 01:13:39.239 --> 01:13:42.600 don't understand what the fuck am I seeing? Dude, That's 1523 01:13:42.640 --> 01:13:45.279 what I'm saying, Dude, like that is not the same persons. 1524 01:13:47.359 --> 01:13:55.399 Yeah, yeah, we go, what the fuck am I even 1525 01:13:55.439 --> 01:13:56.119 looking at man, it. 1526 01:13:56.079 --> 01:13:59.920 Looks like, yeah, so he's I don't understand why he did. 1527 01:14:00.600 --> 01:14:03.840 There's something that doesn't make sense to me with this guy, 1528 01:14:04.079 --> 01:14:07.079 or I'm gonna it's like he has I guess, well, 1529 01:14:07.119 --> 01:14:07.960 I guess it does make sense. 1530 01:14:07.960 --> 01:14:08.520 He just has to. 1531 01:14:09.199 --> 01:14:12.000 People aren't talking about me anymore, I guess, and so 1532 01:14:12.279 --> 01:14:15.239 I have to. For what reason you go to rehab 1533 01:14:15.319 --> 01:14:17.600 and completely shave off all of your hair like he's 1534 01:14:17.680 --> 01:14:20.640 never he's never liked that. Yeah, and then he goes 1535 01:14:20.680 --> 01:14:22.439 to rehab and he's like, I'm gonna a clean shave. 1536 01:14:22.520 --> 01:14:24.960 Is a very specific choice. You're talking about this, right, 1537 01:14:25.079 --> 01:14:29.800 I'm tripping a right, that's the form of a jelly fish. 1538 01:14:30.640 --> 01:14:32.960 But that's that's such a specific Yeah. I love that 1539 01:14:33.000 --> 01:14:35.239 you're still on this, by the way, life cycle. 1540 01:14:35.600 --> 01:14:38.359 But it's the never dies interesting that you would go 1541 01:14:38.439 --> 01:14:41.520 to that before like a pollop that most people would understand. 1542 01:14:41.680 --> 01:14:43.319 Like when you're talking about it, he's. 1543 01:14:43.119 --> 01:14:45.439 Whatever, I think, like, oh, the jelly fish is immortal 1544 01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:47.960 life cycle. That is, so when they don't die, it's 1545 01:14:48.039 --> 01:14:50.239 become a polyp and then become a jelly fish later on. 1546 01:14:50.560 --> 01:14:51.880 What is it the first thing you think of anything 1547 01:14:51.920 --> 01:14:54.199 of I think of like it's it's a body. 1548 01:14:54.239 --> 01:15:01.159 Yeah, assist or like I don't know terminology, but body 1549 01:15:01.439 --> 01:15:02.960 like a tumor. So what's what's kind of like a 1550 01:15:03.000 --> 01:15:05.079 little like isn't that like the default thing that people 1551 01:15:05.119 --> 01:15:05.319 think of? 1552 01:15:07.119 --> 01:15:08.680 Like for me, I thought if this always is the 1553 01:15:08.720 --> 01:15:10.560 most shocking time I ever saw when I was like, what, 1554 01:15:10.680 --> 01:15:14.600 they don't have to die? I guess it's confusing forever 1555 01:15:15.239 --> 01:15:18.079 you did it. It's just confusing that you, you know, 1556 01:15:18.119 --> 01:15:21.279 because you're the nurse here. Yeah, relative to us. I'm not. 1557 01:15:21.359 --> 01:15:24.399 I'm a bio student. Relative to us, you're the nurse here. 1558 01:15:24.840 --> 01:15:28.159 I guess thought of a polyp was like a jellyfish 1559 01:15:28.279 --> 01:15:29.479 is wild, That's what. 1560 01:15:29.760 --> 01:15:33.359 It's the most magical version of the most magical version 1561 01:15:33.359 --> 01:15:37.640 of I've got anal polyps, jellyfish, jellyfish in your ass? 1562 01:15:37.760 --> 01:15:43.680 Let me jellyfish polyps. Let me see that's so invasive. 1563 01:15:44.000 --> 01:15:45.600 You got one of those KVE flashlights. 1564 01:15:49.199 --> 01:15:52.560 Oh my god, you imagine upside down? Are dying upside 1565 01:15:52.560 --> 01:15:54.159 down in somebody else's cavernous asshole. 1566 01:15:55.359 --> 01:15:58.199 I've seen cavenous assholes before, and I can't imagine them 1567 01:15:58.239 --> 01:16:02.199 being I've see cavenous aside as. 1568 01:16:02.600 --> 01:16:07.239 It's crazy. I've like I had a colonoscary like last year, 1569 01:16:07.600 --> 01:16:09.960 I thought like I was like dying or something, and 1570 01:16:10.119 --> 01:16:12.600 I was just like I never I never thought I 1571 01:16:12.640 --> 01:16:15.760 would see the day I'd see in silent. It's crazy, 1572 01:16:15.800 --> 01:16:19.239 it's upsetting, it's it's too much information, very weird. It's 1573 01:16:19.319 --> 01:16:23.159 like because I've seen stuff before, like medical, but like 1574 01:16:23.359 --> 01:16:25.760 not yourself. It's like the first time you've ever seen 1575 01:16:25.800 --> 01:16:29.239 your skull, like in like a dentists. Yeah, like it's 1576 01:16:29.359 --> 01:16:31.720 raised and I'm like, what the fucking under me? 1577 01:16:31.920 --> 01:16:34.640 It makes me angry because it makes you feel like 1578 01:16:35.600 --> 01:16:37.520 seeing my skull makes me feel like there's like a 1579 01:16:37.720 --> 01:16:41.159 like a like a monster creepy like behind me all 1580 01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:41.560 the time. 1581 01:16:41.720 --> 01:16:42.560 Yeah, you know what I mean. 1582 01:16:42.880 --> 01:16:44.399 But like I can never turn around to see it 1583 01:16:44.439 --> 01:16:47.359 because it's in the center of myself. My dentist stopped 1584 01:16:47.399 --> 01:16:50.439 me from like ripping my face apart so I can 1585 01:16:50.520 --> 01:16:50.760 see it. 1586 01:16:54.840 --> 01:16:56.720 No way, that really that's what it looks like. Let 1587 01:16:56.800 --> 01:16:59.600 me see. And they're like no, no, no, no, they 1588 01:16:59.680 --> 01:17:01.399 put like morphine or whatever they said. 1589 01:17:01.600 --> 01:17:03.560 You like, if I give you a a keademy, it 1590 01:17:03.640 --> 01:17:05.640 is off subject. But you know what I saw recently 1591 01:17:05.720 --> 01:17:07.960 for the first time. It is not surprised necessarily because 1592 01:17:07.960 --> 01:17:11.439 I haven't seen south Park is a really long running show. 1593 01:17:11.479 --> 01:17:13.239 It's a big show. I've never seen all of it. 1594 01:17:14.039 --> 01:17:15.520 What do you mean by that, I've never watched all 1595 01:17:15.600 --> 01:17:16.039 of south. 1596 01:17:15.920 --> 01:17:17.760 Park recently watched Wait, what do you mean like like 1597 01:17:17.800 --> 01:17:20.359 a like a like an episode from the no No, 1598 01:17:20.720 --> 01:17:21.640 I mean like the series. 1599 01:17:21.800 --> 01:17:24.399 Like I haven't seen every episode of south Park. That's 1600 01:17:24.760 --> 01:17:28.920 I think that's like like to a certain extent, like 1601 01:17:29.600 --> 01:17:33.640 I've seen like maybe like maybe five complete seasons. I 1602 01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:38.520 think that's I think that's kind of one of those 1603 01:17:38.520 --> 01:17:40.399 people that that south Park. 1604 01:17:41.199 --> 01:17:43.439 I think I've said this before that to me, it 1605 01:17:43.600 --> 01:17:47.239 kind of not worth watching after the imagination Imagination Land. 1606 01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:50.479 That's just me though, that is the peak of the series. 1607 01:17:50.760 --> 01:17:52.319 To me, that is the of the series. 1608 01:17:52.359 --> 01:17:54.079 It kind of went downhill after where they just did 1609 01:17:54.119 --> 01:17:56.680 the formulaic where it just kind of became very serialized. 1610 01:17:56.840 --> 01:17:59.920 It came like this podcast, We're like, hey, what happened, 1611 01:18:00.039 --> 01:18:02.000 what happened this week? Oh yeah, and then they just 1612 01:18:02.319 --> 01:18:04.520 right around what happened. And then I was like, it's 1613 01:18:04.640 --> 01:18:06.920 it's not really that. It still has funny moments, but 1614 01:18:07.000 --> 01:18:07.319 it ain't. 1615 01:18:07.479 --> 01:18:09.279 Yeah, yeah, I know, but even back then, is what 1616 01:18:09.319 --> 01:18:11.399 I'm saying, Like, I think, like I haven't seen all 1617 01:18:11.439 --> 01:18:13.880 of it, right right, I saw I didn't even see 1618 01:18:13.880 --> 01:18:16.000 the episode. I just saw this song for the first 1619 01:18:16.039 --> 01:18:21.079 time that the Cony twenty twelve jacket it in San Diego. 1620 01:18:21.640 --> 01:18:23.760 Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I just that for the 1621 01:18:23.800 --> 01:18:25.920 first time ever. I've never heard that before straight up. Yeah, 1622 01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:26.920 like not even like a reference. 1623 01:18:27.279 --> 01:18:28.279 We forgot that happened. 1624 01:18:28.600 --> 01:18:34.520 I know, yeah, because I saw I saw clips on 1625 01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:38.920 Twitter constantly of like out of context South Park clips 1626 01:18:38.960 --> 01:18:42.319 where like Kyle and and and and Stannard like talking 1627 01:18:42.560 --> 01:18:45.239 and the phrase like well when you wind up naked 1628 01:18:45.279 --> 01:18:47.640 and jacket in San Diego, you know fucking I'm like, 1629 01:18:47.680 --> 01:18:51.760 what the fuck is that? I saw a couple months ago, 1630 01:18:51.840 --> 01:18:53.399 and I was like, I guess I just haven't seen 1631 01:18:53.439 --> 01:18:55.800 that episode. And I saw it again like twice this week, 1632 01:18:55.800 --> 01:18:57.399 and I was like, what the fuck is this? I 1633 01:18:57.520 --> 01:18:59.680 have to look this up. Yeah, And I saw that 1634 01:18:59.800 --> 01:19:02.039 song and like the context for it, and I'm like, oh, yeah, 1635 01:19:02.079 --> 01:19:04.720 that's right. That dude who made the Coy twenty twelve 1636 01:19:04.760 --> 01:19:05.760 documentary lost it. 1637 01:19:05.880 --> 01:19:09.239 That was awesome. It just did. That's Scott naked and 1638 01:19:09.279 --> 01:19:10.640 started jacket in San Diego. 1639 01:19:11.560 --> 01:19:13.319 I was it was so old to me, like it 1640 01:19:13.359 --> 01:19:15.600 didn't even register as like a reference to anything. I 1641 01:19:15.640 --> 01:19:16.760 thought it was just like nonsense. 1642 01:19:16.960 --> 01:19:19.079 That was great that that era to me. 1643 01:19:19.520 --> 01:19:21.880 It's a great song too. By the way, I don't 1644 01:19:21.880 --> 01:19:24.119 remember the song. No, I don't know how it sounds. 1645 01:19:24.439 --> 01:19:28.439 It's it's very like barbershop quartet. Oh really yeah, So 1646 01:19:28.520 --> 01:19:31.560 it's like it's it's weirdly, I'm going out jacking in, 1647 01:19:32.079 --> 01:19:36.680 you know, I'm gonna go out jacket in and San Diego. 1648 01:19:38.279 --> 01:19:42.640 That's kind of like it's like Foxwoods commercial. I watched 1649 01:19:42.640 --> 01:19:45.239 the whole series because I showed Lily. I showed Lily 1650 01:19:46.359 --> 01:19:49.640 the episode with the the Chris special with the fucking 1651 01:19:49.760 --> 01:19:52.880 the blood orgy. I don't remember that one saw You 1652 01:19:52.960 --> 01:19:55.199 never saw that pisode of yeah, with the with the 1653 01:19:55.560 --> 01:19:58.920 Kyle became the Antichrist and then he got possessed by 1654 01:19:58.960 --> 01:20:00.840 the devil. Then he like they had a blow orgy 1655 01:20:00.880 --> 01:20:04.920 after the fucking wind It's like season eight or something. 1656 01:20:05.039 --> 01:20:06.840 Do I not remember this? And I remember She's like, 1657 01:20:06.840 --> 01:20:08.439 I really want to watch this Sean. At the beginning 1658 01:20:08.479 --> 01:20:10.319 of it's kind of rough, but once you get the 1659 01:20:10.359 --> 01:20:13.319 like season five season I think season five to season 1660 01:20:13.479 --> 01:20:17.000 eight is insane. That's great. I think though that run 1661 01:20:17.199 --> 01:20:18.880 of I feel like two. 1662 01:20:19.159 --> 01:20:21.279 Season three is my favorite. Yeah, I feel like it 1663 01:20:21.359 --> 01:20:24.039 has fucking Chimp Pokemon, which is one of my favorite episodes. 1664 01:20:24.079 --> 01:20:25.000 I like the episodes. 1665 01:20:25.079 --> 01:20:27.239 What they look rough, the corn it doesn't it doesn't 1666 01:20:27.239 --> 01:20:28.680 matter that they look like I'm not going to South. 1667 01:20:30.039 --> 01:20:31.880 But I think there's moments when it was like when 1668 01:20:31.880 --> 01:20:36.399 it was like a construction paper. Season one's rough only 1669 01:20:36.479 --> 01:20:41.000 because the voices aren't there. It's season one. Carmen is 1670 01:20:41.119 --> 01:20:43.600 impossible to hear. Man, It's not it's worth watching. 1671 01:20:43.720 --> 01:20:45.439 It's really kind of rough. It's like the Simpsons. Have 1672 01:20:45.479 --> 01:20:47.359 you ever seen Season one? The Simpsons actually has some 1673 01:20:47.439 --> 01:20:50.600 good moments, but it's also not worth what it's not. 1674 01:20:50.880 --> 01:20:53.159 It's not peak Simpsons even season two. 1675 01:20:53.359 --> 01:20:56.000 Yeah, no, Season two is usually when things kind of 1676 01:20:56.960 --> 01:20:58.760 It's really rare that I feel like the first season 1677 01:20:58.800 --> 01:20:59.640 of a show is the best. 1678 01:21:00.039 --> 01:21:00.600 Yeah, freaking Morty. 1679 01:21:00.640 --> 01:21:02.520 It's really the only example that I can think of. Actually, yeah, 1680 01:21:02.560 --> 01:21:04.119 they season one and season two or. 1681 01:21:04.119 --> 01:21:07.159 Like the peak they were ready Like also like I 1682 01:21:07.279 --> 01:21:09.520 was just watching Cobra Kai, like it's like they they 1683 01:21:09.640 --> 01:21:11.279 just spent it was one of those things where they 1684 01:21:11.319 --> 01:21:14.039 wrote a script and they spent a time revising it 1685 01:21:14.119 --> 01:21:15.560 so everything connects perfectly. 1686 01:21:16.079 --> 01:21:17.279 And I was just like it was one of those 1687 01:21:17.319 --> 01:21:19.159 things where I'm like, wow, did you find so seriously? 1688 01:21:19.439 --> 01:21:19.680 Is uh? 1689 01:21:19.880 --> 01:21:23.880 I just watched episode one of season six, so because 1690 01:21:23.920 --> 01:21:25.359 I was like I need to go to bed. It 1691 01:21:25.439 --> 01:21:27.239 was all fucking five and I'm like, god, damn, why 1692 01:21:27.239 --> 01:21:29.439 am I up? But I at least wanted to see 1693 01:21:29.800 --> 01:21:33.760 what the fuck is? How what's happening? What's gonna happen? 1694 01:21:34.000 --> 01:21:36.920 And how is how is the villain going to be reintroduced? 1695 01:21:36.960 --> 01:21:39.359 And it was it was kind of very unceremoniously, you know, 1696 01:21:40.079 --> 01:21:42.680 it was like but anyway, uh yeah, yeah, it's. 1697 01:21:44.319 --> 01:21:46.520 H How did did you start? Did you start watching 1698 01:21:46.560 --> 01:21:48.039 South Park from the beginning or what did you do? 1699 01:21:48.479 --> 01:21:48.600 Uh? 1700 01:21:48.840 --> 01:21:50.439 I think I kind of just skipped around because I 1701 01:21:50.520 --> 01:21:54.119 just knew that it wasn't it's not a serialized show. 1702 01:21:54.199 --> 01:21:56.079 It's not like a long it's not like a plot 1703 01:21:56.119 --> 01:21:57.960 that like goes to episode to episode, right, So I 1704 01:21:58.000 --> 01:21:59.760 think like generally how I watched it was like when 1705 01:21:59.800 --> 01:22:01.199 it came in the streaming services that would just like 1706 01:22:01.359 --> 01:22:04.039 pick a thumbnail or like an episode that sounded interesting. 1707 01:22:05.199 --> 01:22:06.880 It was more like, yeah, how I would watch YouTube 1708 01:22:06.920 --> 01:22:09.319 videos I see that it was like a show. But 1709 01:22:10.199 --> 01:22:12.520 I've seen the first season. Yeah you knows one. 1710 01:22:13.439 --> 01:22:15.079 Enjoy all of it. I don't hate it, but it 1711 01:22:15.199 --> 01:22:18.159 is it's not the best part of My stride is 1712 01:22:18.199 --> 01:22:21.479 definitely season of which was five yeah, four, five six interesting? 1713 01:22:21.760 --> 01:22:24.520 Which one was hit the World of Warcraft one. That's wow. 1714 01:22:24.560 --> 01:22:26.680 That's like season ten twelve, It's great. 1715 01:22:26.720 --> 01:22:29.279 Up, it's a little bit. It's a fantastic episodes. I 1716 01:22:29.319 --> 01:22:31.439 love the fucking Also the one where they're where they're 1717 01:22:31.439 --> 01:22:34.439 playing with the ninja weapons, that's that is the good. 1718 01:22:34.479 --> 01:22:35.880 That is the first episode of SAW I ever saw, 1719 01:22:36.079 --> 01:22:38.199 really that I ever saw, and I was like, this 1720 01:22:38.479 --> 01:22:41.079 is crazy. I've been watching it since. 1721 01:22:41.159 --> 01:22:43.560 Uh we didn't even have Comedy Central yet, like it 1722 01:22:43.720 --> 01:22:47.039 was it wasn't like it wasn't Basic Cable yet. And 1723 01:22:48.000 --> 01:22:50.159 my neighbors came over like have you fucking seen the show? 1724 01:22:50.279 --> 01:22:52.359 Like South Park, Like there's this kid called Kenyes, like 1725 01:22:52.439 --> 01:22:55.880 drinking gasoline it I remember describing like they're like camping, 1726 01:22:56.399 --> 01:22:58.319 and I was like, what the fuck are you talking 1727 01:22:58.359 --> 01:23:01.119 about it? And then we had to like get it 1728 01:23:01.520 --> 01:23:03.960 in different means. I'm fucking old. 1729 01:23:04.039 --> 01:23:07.039 I wish I could remember the first episode of South 1730 01:23:07.079 --> 01:23:07.479 Park I saw. 1731 01:23:07.520 --> 01:23:09.520 I don't think I was sure Ken was on moment, 1732 01:23:09.760 --> 01:23:14.439 not Kenny was Butters, but that was it was because 1733 01:23:14.479 --> 01:23:15.359 that was what they were doing. 1734 01:23:15.399 --> 01:23:18.000 They're in their imaginative state where they're all buffed like 1735 01:23:18.159 --> 01:23:21.039 and then and then it just pans over to like 1736 01:23:21.439 --> 01:23:24.239 what's his name, Professor Chaos and then smash cut him 1737 01:23:24.239 --> 01:23:25.840 as a kid with it in his eye. 1738 01:23:26.439 --> 01:23:28.159 I fucking yeah, great. 1739 01:23:28.439 --> 01:23:29.840 There's so many good fucking moments. 1740 01:23:30.159 --> 01:23:31.920 I think the first time that I like clicked with 1741 01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:33.279 it where I was like, I think, I I'll go 1742 01:23:33.359 --> 01:23:35.399 out of my way to watch this, because sometimes when 1743 01:23:35.399 --> 01:23:36.560 I was a kid, I would I would watch it, 1744 01:23:36.600 --> 01:23:37.960 but like not to pay attention to it. It was 1745 01:23:38.000 --> 01:23:39.359 more just like I knew that I wasn't allowed to 1746 01:23:39.359 --> 01:23:41.680 watch it, and so like when I figured it out 1747 01:23:41.760 --> 01:23:43.239 and I could, like I figured out a way to 1748 01:23:43.279 --> 01:23:46.840 get past like the the yeah, because it was like 1749 01:23:46.840 --> 01:23:50.239 obviously it's a birthday, So like I put the birthday 1750 01:23:50.279 --> 01:23:51.439 in and I was. 1751 01:23:51.439 --> 01:23:52.239 Like, oh cool. 1752 01:23:52.319 --> 01:23:54.119 So I would like watch it at like one volume, 1753 01:23:54.760 --> 01:23:58.880 like at like midnight last uh, did you guys ever 1754 01:23:58.920 --> 01:24:00.680 put the towel under the door. 1755 01:24:00.960 --> 01:24:02.960 No. I would watch it really low though, and I 1756 01:24:03.399 --> 01:24:04.720 never did that. Yeah, I put the. 1757 01:24:04.720 --> 01:24:06.079 Towel under the door because I was just like they 1758 01:24:06.159 --> 01:24:08.039 might see the light all sorts of ship. 1759 01:24:09.039 --> 01:24:10.079 I was that was sneaky. 1760 01:24:10.560 --> 01:24:12.439 But I got that was but I wasn't paying attention 1761 01:24:12.479 --> 01:24:13.920 to it. I think the first time was like the 1762 01:24:14.840 --> 01:24:16.840 what is the uh, let's fighting love. 1763 01:24:17.439 --> 01:24:20.119 Yeah, that's that ninja. Yeah yeah, yeah, Let's fighting love 1764 01:24:20.239 --> 01:24:22.119 got me where. I was just like, okay, ill, that's 1765 01:24:22.199 --> 01:24:22.920 fucking excellent. 1766 01:24:22.960 --> 01:24:26.760 That's protects my bows the way he says bowels is 1767 01:24:26.920 --> 01:24:27.800 fucking amazing. 1768 01:24:28.439 --> 01:24:33.159 Every single time. Protect my own bowels, because if it 1769 01:24:33.239 --> 01:24:33.439 was just. 1770 01:24:33.439 --> 01:24:35.520 Protect my balls, it wouldn't be as funny. 1771 01:24:35.640 --> 01:24:47.039 Yeah, he says, protect my bowls like deliveries. Every excellent 1772 01:24:47.159 --> 01:24:49.720 delivery is everything. Did you see the live performance of 1773 01:24:49.760 --> 01:24:52.039 that that they did. No, I didn't even know that 1774 01:24:52.199 --> 01:24:57.199 was the thing. They nail it. Protact my bowls else. 1775 01:24:57.239 --> 01:24:59.399 So that's fight, that's fight. 1776 01:24:59.520 --> 01:25:01.520 They just have like so much fun back then, and 1777 01:25:01.600 --> 01:25:04.000 then uh, you know, after a certain while, I get it. 1778 01:25:04.119 --> 01:25:08.960 It's like this podcast, Uh imagine like there's a podcast 1779 01:25:09.000 --> 01:25:11.760 I listen to they they're on their fifteenth year and 1780 01:25:11.960 --> 01:25:14.960 but they're still going strong. They but you can tell 1781 01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:18.079 when there's moments where like you know, where there's like 1782 01:25:19.199 --> 01:25:21.119 but they're doing a political show, so they feel almost 1783 01:25:21.159 --> 01:25:21.359 kind of. 1784 01:25:21.319 --> 01:25:24.199 Like compelled to like they're they're having a rough time. 1785 01:25:24.960 --> 01:25:28.000 They're having a rough time, but they're also being very like, okay, 1786 01:25:28.920 --> 01:25:33.119 to not kill ourselves. We're gonna just they're gonna turn 1787 01:25:33.199 --> 01:25:36.359 up the comedy aspect of it even more r and uh, 1788 01:25:36.479 --> 01:25:37.359 they're doing a good job of it. 1789 01:25:37.359 --> 01:25:40.920 They're they're I'm sure there's some people like how come 1790 01:25:40.960 --> 01:25:42.720 you're making light of all this stuff. It's like, because 1791 01:25:42.720 --> 01:25:44.560 we don't want to kill ourselves, bro, Like what else 1792 01:25:44.560 --> 01:25:45.239 do you want us to do? 1793 01:25:47.279 --> 01:25:50.079 Yeah, it's it's fucking uh trying to find it. 1794 01:25:53.760 --> 01:25:55.279 Like a fucking the crowd. 1795 01:25:57.840 --> 01:26:00.640 Way because they do the mic cut and just let 1796 01:26:00.760 --> 01:26:01.239 him say it. 1797 01:26:03.279 --> 01:26:14.319 Can't see it. That's the drops. I love that. 1798 01:26:14.560 --> 01:26:17.279 I just I love I love that they understand why 1799 01:26:17.439 --> 01:26:20.520 that's funny because I can see people doing a cover 1800 01:26:20.600 --> 01:26:22.000 of it, you know what I mean, just missing it 1801 01:26:22.199 --> 01:26:25.800 and be like protect my balls, and it's it doesn't 1802 01:26:26.079 --> 01:26:26.640 it ain't. 1803 01:26:26.640 --> 01:26:27.319 You're not doing it. 1804 01:26:27.399 --> 01:26:30.680 There's definitely people that miss those cues of what makes 1805 01:26:30.760 --> 01:26:31.560 something special. 1806 01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:35.279 Yeah, that delivery is soap, but it's fantastic. 1807 01:26:35.359 --> 01:26:40.439 I just love like because I look like English is awesome, 1808 01:26:40.840 --> 01:26:42.319 Like it's just like it's it's. 1809 01:26:42.359 --> 01:26:44.079 That ship has made me. That ship has made me 1810 01:26:44.239 --> 01:26:47.560 laugh for so long of my life. It is funny. 1811 01:26:47.640 --> 01:26:50.079 That ship has just made me. That's why I think 1812 01:26:50.159 --> 01:26:53.680 because of them is why I think Chinese just sounds 1813 01:26:53.760 --> 01:26:56.399 funny because I associated with South Park and I'm like, 1814 01:26:56.439 --> 01:26:59.560 this is racist, but like what they damn this ship, 1815 01:26:59.680 --> 01:27:04.640 this ship, the City Walk guy, that guy dude, that episode, 1816 01:27:04.640 --> 01:27:06.520 the episode where I found out that it was he 1817 01:27:06.720 --> 01:27:08.720 was fucking a white guy and he was making Kenny 1818 01:27:08.760 --> 01:27:17.680 go yeah, like Baltimore episode, but also the idea of 1819 01:27:17.840 --> 01:27:21.479 Butters being like I'm not doing anything and it was funny, 1820 01:27:21.800 --> 01:27:23.880 can't bothering him? And then he pissed on all over 1821 01:27:23.960 --> 01:27:26.439 the room and then like Butters, he was like, guys, 1822 01:27:26.840 --> 01:27:29.560 it's not me, Like I know, I know what this 1823 01:27:29.720 --> 01:27:31.479 looks like. He jumps out of window and tries to 1824 01:27:31.560 --> 01:27:35.399 kill himself because everyone's bothering. Like this is a good 1825 01:27:35.640 --> 01:27:36.640 this is a peak show. 1826 01:27:36.800 --> 01:27:40.640 It's a good episode because it's it takes it does it? 1827 01:27:40.880 --> 01:27:44.239 It's you know that that Skinners episode that everybody hates. Yeah, 1828 01:27:44.439 --> 01:27:47.239 that's what I was literally just thinking that I love 1829 01:27:47.279 --> 01:27:49.079 that episode because they know that and they're just like, 1830 01:27:50.720 --> 01:27:52.399 just like to me, there's a. 1831 01:27:52.680 --> 01:27:54.239 Little bit of it. 1832 01:27:54.359 --> 01:27:57.960 Could be also that they're they're they're grown up, they're 1833 01:27:57.960 --> 01:27:59.840 grown ass man. There's certain things that they wanted to 1834 01:28:00.640 --> 01:28:02.520 have an explanation for it to be like, oh, we're 1835 01:28:02.600 --> 01:28:05.239 not racist, this guy is and what I mean by 1836 01:28:05.279 --> 01:28:08.279 that because they also did a token isn't token, it's token. 1837 01:28:08.800 --> 01:28:10.920 That is so funny to be like, you know, what's crazy. 1838 01:28:11.359 --> 01:28:14.159 Some of the stuff I've seen before where subtitles it 1839 01:28:14.279 --> 01:28:16.920 says that it says token. But I don't know if 1840 01:28:16.960 --> 01:28:18.479 it's updated, you know, I don't know if they're that 1841 01:28:18.600 --> 01:28:20.319 home purpose. I don't know what you're talking. I don't 1842 01:28:20.359 --> 01:28:22.800 know if I know, I've seen some stuff people would 1843 01:28:22.800 --> 01:28:25.000 have said that. I looked at older episodes, right, and 1844 01:28:25.319 --> 01:28:28.600 it's probably on streaming services, right, So it's probably because 1845 01:28:28.600 --> 01:28:30.560 of the existence of the stuff. Now, Yeah, it's it 1846 01:28:30.680 --> 01:28:33.560 could be a meta joke. Yeah, I don't understand what's this. 1847 01:28:34.359 --> 01:28:36.479 The token joke is so weird to me because of 1848 01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:39.319 the way people interpret it, because I feel like people 1849 01:28:39.319 --> 01:28:41.399 are like, oh, they're trying to like pretend like they're 1850 01:28:41.439 --> 01:28:43.960 not racists, Like they know that they named the character 1851 01:28:44.199 --> 01:28:45.000 token black. 1852 01:28:45.920 --> 01:28:51.800 It's not the joke. Is that this that Tolkien is 1853 01:28:51.880 --> 01:28:53.880 a joke, it's not his name. 1854 01:28:54.239 --> 01:28:56.119 But they're people who are like convinceous, like oh, they're 1855 01:28:56.199 --> 01:28:59.720 like they're trying to like shield themselves from criticism. 1856 01:29:00.199 --> 01:29:03.279 I think I'm talking. I don't think definitely. They definitely 1857 01:29:03.359 --> 01:29:05.920 retroactively say some things they like they put on there 1858 01:29:06.000 --> 01:29:08.880 like oh, yeah, this is like his age poorly every 1859 01:29:09.439 --> 01:29:11.079 that's different. No, no, no, no, And I know I know, 1860 01:29:11.880 --> 01:29:14.159 but like everyone does that. They makes a forlong they're like, 1861 01:29:14.159 --> 01:29:15.680 oh yeah, this is like we get it. You know. 1862 01:29:15.880 --> 01:29:18.279 Times at the time, we were probably wrong about this 1863 01:29:18.720 --> 01:29:23.600 some of their points now with the algorithm in that episode, 1864 01:29:23.920 --> 01:29:25.640 but well yeah, you were a way better choice. Sorry. 1865 01:29:26.479 --> 01:29:30.439 Yeah, I feel like it's not to me, it's not 1866 01:29:30.520 --> 01:29:32.600 anything to be like maybe if there's people that are 1867 01:29:32.680 --> 01:29:34.880 upset or they would accuse them of like going woke 1868 01:29:34.960 --> 01:29:35.399 or some shit. 1869 01:29:35.479 --> 01:29:38.199 I just think it's a this is the time I 1870 01:29:38.279 --> 01:29:39.079 put it just like this. 1871 01:29:39.239 --> 01:29:41.039 I used to be in a punk Banwno sixteen called 1872 01:29:41.079 --> 01:29:44.119 the Pedophiles spelled differently though, but it's still the name 1873 01:29:44.399 --> 01:29:45.960 is the Pedophiles. When you read it out and you 1874 01:29:46.119 --> 01:29:49.119 say it, it's fucking kind of crazy. So we've thought 1875 01:29:49.119 --> 01:29:51.560 about doing your reunion and making some new songs, and 1876 01:29:51.600 --> 01:29:54.319 we're like, we're old ass men. We don't want to 1877 01:29:54.399 --> 01:29:57.960 be called the pedophiles, So let's just like call ourselves 1878 01:29:58.039 --> 01:30:00.840 the pets, right in a way that it's not like 1879 01:30:01.239 --> 01:30:03.960 we've gone soft or woke. It's just it's kind of 1880 01:30:04.000 --> 01:30:06.239 at a certain point, it's like, you know, we've done 1881 01:30:06.279 --> 01:30:08.960 this joke to death already. Let's just kind of like 1882 01:30:09.079 --> 01:30:11.920 move on. No, this niggas actually his name is Tolkien. No, 1883 01:30:12.119 --> 01:30:14.640 it's not to and to me, it's fun I still 1884 01:30:14.680 --> 01:30:16.680 think it's funny. That is a funny thing to do 1885 01:30:17.439 --> 01:30:19.479 these years. Funny I think it is, like after all 1886 01:30:19.520 --> 01:30:20.199 these years, but I. 1887 01:30:20.159 --> 01:30:23.159 Wouldn't say that. It's just I feel like it's a 1888 01:30:23.199 --> 01:30:25.520 two bird, one stone kind of thing. We can do 1889 01:30:25.560 --> 01:30:28.199 a good joke a show be like, no, nigga, you 1890 01:30:28.279 --> 01:30:32.520 guys are racist. When I named the dad is like, 1891 01:30:32.560 --> 01:30:33.920 why would I name my son? 1892 01:30:34.119 --> 01:30:39.119 Total it's really funny, it's handled really well, look, anyway, 1893 01:30:39.319 --> 01:30:40.840 I was talking too much about South Park. 1894 01:30:40.840 --> 01:30:43.119 I feel right, We'll move on, yeah, in a little bit. 1895 01:30:43.199 --> 01:30:45.319 But oh no, I was just gonna say, it would 1896 01:30:45.319 --> 01:30:49.600 be fucking incredible if they had that much foresight, like say, 1897 01:30:49.600 --> 01:30:52.399 because you said you saw media with it actually spelled 1898 01:30:52.439 --> 01:30:55.800 out that way. If there's actual proof of like old DVDs, 1899 01:30:56.600 --> 01:30:58.279 which I don't think I own any South Park DVD's. 1900 01:30:58.279 --> 01:30:59.840 I think it was I ripped everything I had. 1901 01:31:00.000 --> 01:31:03.800 That would be the test. 1902 01:31:03.880 --> 01:31:06.520 Look at the DVDs, look at the close captioning in 1903 01:31:06.600 --> 01:31:08.279 the in the DVD's, and see if you can find 1904 01:31:08.560 --> 01:31:09.720 there's plenty of episode, but. 1905 01:31:09.720 --> 01:31:11.039 This ishim in there. Now, this is what I'm saying. 1906 01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:12.920 It's like his names. 1907 01:31:13.239 --> 01:31:16.039 If they have subtitles in those old DVDs, it's going 1908 01:31:16.079 --> 01:31:16.920 to be Token. 1909 01:31:16.720 --> 01:31:20.000 Black, right. It is, of course it is, But I'm saying, 1910 01:31:20.239 --> 01:31:23.720 what if it would be awesome. I would imagine the 1911 01:31:23.840 --> 01:31:24.880 idea that they went back. 1912 01:31:25.039 --> 01:31:26.279 I don't know know if this is true, but if 1913 01:31:26.319 --> 01:31:28.199 they did go back and like in the in the 1914 01:31:28.239 --> 01:31:30.399 subtitles for every time, they probably could easily do that 1915 01:31:30.760 --> 01:31:32.439 like a school service. They just have like an ai 1916 01:31:32.600 --> 01:31:34.680 go like every time token is mentioned, just like say 1917 01:31:34.720 --> 01:31:38.159 it's but like that would be cool. 1918 01:31:38.399 --> 01:31:38.960 That's awesome. 1919 01:31:39.119 --> 01:31:41.479 I love that they that If that's true and they 1920 01:31:41.520 --> 01:31:44.199 did do that, that's an amazing effort to go through 1921 01:31:44.399 --> 01:31:47.439 it would be right. But anyway, uh, what is this 1922 01:31:47.600 --> 01:31:50.560 Michael basketball, Jordan basketball, Peterson love it? 1923 01:31:50.760 --> 01:31:51.439 I love that ship. 1924 01:31:51.600 --> 01:31:54.239 Bronie says, Hey, I've been on a stand up kick lately. 1925 01:31:54.279 --> 01:31:56.560 I want to know your opinion if you could look 1926 01:31:56.560 --> 01:31:59.520 at a comedian stat spreadsheet, so like the. 1927 01:31:59.520 --> 01:32:06.359 Stats, I guess what very what would be? What would 1928 01:32:06.359 --> 01:32:07.279 the different stats be? 1929 01:32:07.560 --> 01:32:09.680 On top of that, are there any skills that are 1930 01:32:09.720 --> 01:32:11.560 so essential that you would have you would have to 1931 01:32:11.600 --> 01:32:12.319 have it maxed out? 1932 01:32:12.840 --> 01:32:15.880 A comedian statuet I can't even imagine. Wait, hold on, 1933 01:32:16.119 --> 01:32:18.840 there's just charisma, Like just charisma. 1934 01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:23.119 There's storytelling, there's impressions. That's not crowd work. That doesn't stats. 1935 01:32:23.720 --> 01:32:26.720 Yeah they are, that's crowd work. Where I think he 1936 01:32:26.880 --> 01:32:28.840 means like stats like in like like an arpach, but 1937 01:32:28.920 --> 01:32:32.760 like I think of them like that's that a comedian 1938 01:32:32.760 --> 01:32:33.199 would need. 1939 01:32:33.399 --> 01:32:37.880 Right, He's he's because obviously like agility and stuff like 1940 01:32:38.199 --> 01:32:41.239 you don't you don't like what is what would a 1941 01:32:41.319 --> 01:32:45.520 comedian's stats spread be tailored to a comedian. 1942 01:32:45.880 --> 01:32:50.000 You're not like the human you're saying it would be like, 1943 01:32:50.039 --> 01:32:51.399 what nothing like crowd work? 1944 01:32:51.680 --> 01:32:51.800 Uh? 1945 01:32:52.560 --> 01:32:55.479 What do you call it? Improv? Uh that's kind of 1946 01:32:55.479 --> 01:32:57.439 the same in some way. Well not really, I guess, 1947 01:32:57.920 --> 01:32:59.279 like because you know, you could be good at improv 1948 01:32:59.319 --> 01:33:02.079 and not going a crowd work exactly. That's true, But 1949 01:33:02.159 --> 01:33:03.640 I guess they could fall into the same place for 1950 01:33:03.720 --> 01:33:05.760 the most I feel like they. 1951 01:33:08.079 --> 01:33:13.720 I mean, you could be terrible at going roasting people. 1952 01:33:14.039 --> 01:33:17.439 There's stage presence, there's uh, there's facial expressions. 1953 01:33:17.640 --> 01:33:22.119 Yeah, but like, isn't that So I'm confused with this exercise? 1954 01:33:22.279 --> 01:33:26.199 Are we not like are we gonna build? Like are 1955 01:33:26.319 --> 01:33:27.600 we making? Are you making? 1956 01:33:28.520 --> 01:33:30.600 Are you making a brand new like say, this is 1957 01:33:30.640 --> 01:33:34.279 a universe of like, uh comedians? 1958 01:33:34.600 --> 01:33:34.720 Uh? 1959 01:33:35.000 --> 01:33:37.079 They So we're making a stat of a comedian and 1960 01:33:37.159 --> 01:33:41.119 different comedians will have different stats based on the stats 1961 01:33:41.199 --> 01:33:43.880 that we made for like comedians. So like there is 1962 01:33:44.000 --> 01:33:46.880 an improv stats. Yeah, there's a So we're doing. 1963 01:33:46.800 --> 01:33:49.359 That, I mean, I guess because otherwise I look at like, 1964 01:33:49.439 --> 01:33:51.119 because what's a normal RPG statute? 1965 01:33:51.159 --> 01:33:53.720 This is a bunch of stud that wouldn't apply constant 1966 01:33:55.560 --> 01:33:57.319 dexterity I think would be pretty good. 1967 01:33:57.800 --> 01:34:01.239 Rogan stop in the stool, but is maximum dexterity because 1968 01:34:01.239 --> 01:34:04.800 dexterity is like also like you know, fall into like accuracy, 1969 01:34:05.560 --> 01:34:08.880 uh like you say, and you can do charisma intelligence. 1970 01:34:09.880 --> 01:34:12.560 I wouldn't put the Christian the Christian one, so faith, 1971 01:34:13.399 --> 01:34:15.800 oh yeah, Faith, but like if you want to, like 1972 01:34:16.000 --> 01:34:16.359 we can. 1973 01:34:16.319 --> 01:34:16.960 Do the other Christian. 1974 01:34:16.960 --> 01:34:20.520 Comedian would be interesting. No, but I mean like a 1975 01:34:20.760 --> 01:34:33.079 like a templary. I mean, if they're actually funny, I 1976 01:34:33.119 --> 01:34:36.039 would be really impressed. And if I can hear them 1977 01:34:36.079 --> 01:34:37.439 through their fucking helmet too. 1978 01:34:37.840 --> 01:34:47.399 Yeah. God, bless you, and welcome to a nice show. 1979 01:34:47.680 --> 01:34:51.720 Anybody going to New Stories. Hallelujah, Hallejah, raised God, Oh 1980 01:34:51.800 --> 01:34:56.439 you're ready to do this? Vote before we start today's set, 1981 01:34:57.079 --> 01:35:01.039 I'd like to say Grace pull out his sword and 1982 01:35:01.159 --> 01:35:08.760 kneil and calling swords into the florn. He heals everybody 1983 01:35:08.800 --> 01:35:10.239 in the room. I mean I would definitely go to that. 1984 01:35:10.760 --> 01:35:13.119 I'll go. I would. I would definitely, like, I need 1985 01:35:13.159 --> 01:35:15.520 your power, so I'm gonna jump on his bandwagon. I 1986 01:35:15.720 --> 01:35:16.640 need that kind of strain. 1987 01:35:16.800 --> 01:35:19.039 If I saw that dude actually do some type of 1988 01:35:19.159 --> 01:35:22.000 power thing, I would one hundred Well, I'm I'm obviously 1989 01:35:22.000 --> 01:35:23.159 gonna become a templar, like what. 1990 01:35:23.479 --> 01:35:25.720 I'm not gonna I would not do that. I'm done 1991 01:35:25.880 --> 01:35:28.359 with all his bullshit. I'm gonna get powers and wings, 1992 01:35:28.640 --> 01:35:33.279 spectral wings and kill people spectral wings. Fuck you guys, 1993 01:35:33.439 --> 01:35:36.840 Fuck your free thought. I'm a god boy, now my 1994 01:35:36.960 --> 01:35:41.159 god boy? All right? So, uh, new new new stats 1995 01:35:41.279 --> 01:35:45.439 for for a comedian. So you said, what will the 1996 01:35:45.479 --> 01:35:48.560 stats be? I'm kind of I'm assuming every comedian needs 1997 01:35:48.680 --> 01:35:50.760 at least charisma to a degree. 1998 01:35:51.039 --> 01:35:54.960 So charisma will be one that will be carried over. 1999 01:35:55.319 --> 01:35:58.600 But like so if we new because. 2000 01:35:58.399 --> 01:36:00.000 Think of every comedian, right, think of very comedian becau, 2001 01:36:00.039 --> 01:36:03.479 there's like this charisma, there's storytelling, right, will. 2002 01:36:03.319 --> 01:36:04.439 Storytelling be a stat? 2003 01:36:04.600 --> 01:36:09.880 Is that a snat? This is important? Like yeah, storytelling? 2004 01:36:10.159 --> 01:36:14.079 Uh, we could do agility because like there were physical 2005 01:36:14.119 --> 01:36:17.720 comedians like uh Jim Carrey and like their ability to 2006 01:36:17.720 --> 01:36:19.640 contort their face and ship, so that that could be 2007 01:36:19.760 --> 01:36:24.199 like physicality is good and in which and in this 2008 01:36:24.399 --> 01:36:29.119 case like where would like where would where would a 2009 01:36:29.119 --> 01:36:30.239 comedian like Joe Rogan be? 2010 01:36:31.199 --> 01:36:31.680 Oh man? 2011 01:36:32.399 --> 01:36:36.359 So so if there's any points from intelligence, so you 2012 01:36:36.479 --> 01:36:39.520 fucking you completely take them out. Intelligence is gonna mend 2013 01:36:39.560 --> 01:36:45.680 Max Joe, and that would be all agility. Just I 2014 01:36:45.760 --> 01:36:51.680 think it's just all agility. I would like physicality agility 2015 01:36:51.720 --> 01:36:52.359 for Joe Rogan. 2016 01:36:52.520 --> 01:36:58.319 Fine, like physicality because physicality kind of implies a lot, 2017 01:36:59.279 --> 01:37:02.439 like what what does it not apply to Jim Carrey? Yeah, 2018 01:37:03.039 --> 01:37:06.840 I don't want to give fucking Joe Rogan Jim Carrey's stats. 2019 01:37:07.760 --> 01:37:10.800 But liked because like this, I don't, I wouldn't. I 2020 01:37:10.840 --> 01:37:13.319 don't think Joe Rogan could do a cartwheel, you know, 2021 01:37:13.640 --> 01:37:16.840 I think he can absolutely do a car cartwheel. Who 2022 01:37:16.880 --> 01:37:17.359 can't do a car? 2023 01:37:17.840 --> 01:37:21.520 He's extremely limber and like like, oh he does his 2024 01:37:21.640 --> 01:37:22.600 train and. 2025 01:37:22.880 --> 01:37:24.920 And do and he's a he's a jiu jitsu dude, 2026 01:37:25.039 --> 01:37:27.800 isn't he Like he might not understand, he might not 2027 01:37:27.960 --> 01:37:32.079 believe in circles. Yeah, while he does a cartwheel somehow, 2028 01:37:32.399 --> 01:37:34.119 but like he'll be able to do a cartwheel, right. 2029 01:37:34.439 --> 01:37:36.239 He just doesn't know what it is. Yeah, he doesn't 2030 01:37:36.279 --> 01:37:36.880 know what a cart is. 2031 01:37:36.960 --> 01:37:38.760 He doesn't know what a wheel is. He knows how 2032 01:37:38.800 --> 01:37:40.399 to put his hands on the ground and carry his 2033 01:37:40.520 --> 01:37:41.319 dumble legs over. 2034 01:37:42.199 --> 01:37:43.640 You were thinking about that. Why they call it a 2035 01:37:43.720 --> 01:37:45.680 cart wheel? Don't they call it Carmel's wheel. There's not 2036 01:37:45.720 --> 01:37:47.399 I'm not a cart or a wheel. I never seen 2037 01:37:47.399 --> 01:37:50.159 a car. Half walls and half car wheels are everywhere, 2038 01:37:50.159 --> 01:37:53.279 but I've never seen a car. You're right, Joe, Joe, 2039 01:37:53.319 --> 01:37:57.000 you're absolutely right. Do you want to see it on? Douge? 2040 01:37:57.760 --> 01:37:59.359 Pull it up? Would you like to have a seat on? 2041 01:38:00.640 --> 01:38:04.279 All right, I'll pull it on, Joe, Jami, Jamie pulled 2042 01:38:04.279 --> 01:38:04.960 my dick on your mouth. 2043 01:38:05.560 --> 01:38:07.680 So there's a reason why it's called a car wheel, Joe. 2044 01:38:07.800 --> 01:38:10.000 Not that. Don't go to that website. Not that one. 2045 01:38:10.039 --> 01:38:10.640 That's a liberal one. 2046 01:38:10.680 --> 01:38:13.439 That's the one that's Yeah, that's a liberal cup one. Yeah, 2047 01:38:13.479 --> 01:38:14.720 the Google. Don't go to Google. 2048 01:38:14.760 --> 01:38:21.760 That's liberal Google. Go to Lively. It's so sad. Don't 2049 01:38:21.760 --> 01:38:23.800 go to r K. You can't trust. You can't trust Google. 2050 01:38:23.800 --> 01:38:25.239 You gotta get Jamie. You gotta you gotta go to 2051 01:38:25.319 --> 01:38:33.399 stormfront dot com for the accurate uh again, Joe, Okay, yes, 2052 01:38:33.880 --> 01:38:38.119 So I'll kill you if you don't listen. Andrew Shelton 2053 01:38:38.159 --> 01:38:45.840 to the table, fucking slobbering him, sucking him grow Jamie, 2054 01:38:46.439 --> 01:38:52.319 turn the sound. I can't hear it. Listens to little 2055 01:38:52.359 --> 01:38:56.159 Thanks for thanks, just trying to be respectful get from 2056 01:38:56.279 --> 01:38:59.199 killing Boogie to that it is twice they killed them twice, 2057 01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:02.079 he reads a right, I got him again of his 2058 01:39:02.239 --> 01:39:03.800 fet stupid wheelchair buddy. 2059 01:39:04.199 --> 01:39:06.399 I never cared about you until I saw that you're maga. 2060 01:39:06.479 --> 01:39:09.239 You're awesome, man, it's really cool. 2061 01:39:09.760 --> 01:39:14.640 Yes, I heard you've been got cocking them uh Donald 2062 01:39:14.680 --> 01:39:16.920 Trump and and uh and me. 2063 01:39:17.159 --> 01:39:18.079 Actually that's. 2064 01:39:19.960 --> 01:39:21.600 It's pretty great. So you want to get started on 2065 01:39:21.680 --> 01:39:21.960 me now? 2066 01:39:23.840 --> 01:39:33.159 And it's like no, please, no, no please, He's like 2067 01:39:33.199 --> 01:39:34.880 holding is like a cat. 2068 01:39:36.319 --> 01:39:43.359 A baby. When a baby with a passifier that gross, Like, yeah, start, 2069 01:39:43.479 --> 01:39:48.119 start up. I hate that. All right, that's enough and 2070 01:39:48.319 --> 01:39:50.600 you shoulders. God, the sound of a baby crying like 2071 01:39:50.680 --> 01:39:53.039 that really pisces me off. It makes me not want 2072 01:39:53.079 --> 01:39:54.760 to have baby. Yeah, it really is. 2073 01:39:54.840 --> 01:39:57.119 The main I like the idea of adoption and like 2074 01:39:57.199 --> 01:39:57.960 adopting them at like. 2075 01:39:58.000 --> 01:40:01.199 Four or something. Yeah, they alreadygether already at the world 2076 01:40:01.279 --> 01:40:02.840 touched them, you know, they already been like influenced by 2077 01:40:02.840 --> 01:40:06.960 the world. A cat cat, you can't get an old cat. 2078 01:40:07.039 --> 01:40:11.199 You gotta get a kitten. That's kinda say with dogs. 2079 01:40:11.279 --> 01:40:13.399 Really, like I don't know, but like, no, no, I 2080 01:40:13.439 --> 01:40:13.920 don't think that. 2081 01:40:14.479 --> 01:40:17.399 Get some you can. You can rehabilitate dogs pretty I 2082 01:40:17.439 --> 01:40:19.800 don't know how traumatized they are if they're like been 2083 01:40:19.920 --> 01:40:22.439 hit with brooms every day year, if they're right, Yeah, 2084 01:40:22.640 --> 01:40:27.279 you can't. Training a dog has to happen really early 2085 01:40:27.359 --> 01:40:29.720 in their lives. Man, It's like really not easy if 2086 01:40:29.760 --> 01:40:30.800 you didn't ask. 2087 01:40:35.640 --> 01:40:39.279 Yeah, comedians just status to Joe's fucking retarded. All right, 2088 01:40:39.399 --> 01:40:40.079 I think we got it. 2089 01:40:40.159 --> 01:40:44.039 I think whatever, I don't know, whatever, it's sorry, we 2090 01:40:44.079 --> 01:40:46.239 didn't know. I genuinely don't know how to answer that question. 2091 01:40:46.319 --> 01:40:49.079 Hard questions, like it's actually hard. That's that's like a 2092 01:40:49.119 --> 01:40:53.600 whole extra ammo. You can to instruct you know. I'm 2093 01:40:53.640 --> 01:40:55.279 not saying we're gonna do that. I'm saying I'm saying, 2094 01:40:55.319 --> 01:40:57.680 if we were to do it, that would that would 2095 01:40:57.720 --> 01:41:00.520 have to be that Okay, So let's see. 2096 01:41:00.840 --> 01:41:02.720 I had to reload the page. I've been thinking about 2097 01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:12.199 taking over the comedy scene. It's an arrogant yeah, you know, thinning. 2098 01:41:12.840 --> 01:41:14.840 Becoming and of like I feel like if I if 2099 01:41:14.880 --> 01:41:17.479 we just start doing stand up cause I just want 2100 01:41:17.520 --> 01:41:20.479 to be I want to hop the gate of the 2101 01:41:20.720 --> 01:41:23.520 comedy gate. You know, there's like a gate of that oh, 2102 01:41:24.239 --> 01:41:26.479 because there's like many a podcast that I imagine that 2103 01:41:26.520 --> 01:41:28.279 we could be guest on or at least have people 2104 01:41:28.319 --> 01:41:30.760 and associate with, but they're kind of like, oh, how 2105 01:41:30.800 --> 01:41:32.760 many years have you been doing comedy? Like it's it's 2106 01:41:32.840 --> 01:41:34.560 like that, like I still run at that show. I'll 2107 01:41:34.560 --> 01:41:36.840 listen to some podcasts like, oh, what do you think 2108 01:41:36.880 --> 01:41:39.880 is the standard? Like until you should maybe get a special? Oh, 2109 01:41:40.119 --> 01:41:41.840 ten fifteen years, and I'm like, you're fucking out of 2110 01:41:41.880 --> 01:41:44.640 your mind. Maybe a long time ago, That's what I'm saying, Like, 2111 01:41:44.720 --> 01:41:46.119 you're fucking out of your mind. I still think they 2112 01:41:46.119 --> 01:41:49.359 they're handing that shit out now. They are is the 2113 01:41:49.439 --> 01:41:50.439 ones that really. 2114 01:41:50.720 --> 01:41:51.840 He really made. 2115 01:41:51.880 --> 01:41:53.600 I think people want to double down and be like, no, 2116 01:41:53.760 --> 01:41:55.840 that's why you need ten fifty. I'm like, no, Brandon 2117 01:41:55.840 --> 01:41:59.239 Shop's retarded. He's a bad example of like someone who 2118 01:41:59.319 --> 01:42:02.000 got a special way too. So there's some people who 2119 01:42:02.039 --> 01:42:02.880 are fucking. 2120 01:42:04.479 --> 01:42:05.239 I'm gonna say this. 2121 01:42:05.399 --> 01:42:07.720 This may sound you may not even believe me, but 2122 01:42:07.800 --> 01:42:10.960 I imagine if you spent a year writing something, your 2123 01:42:11.119 --> 01:42:14.159 special would be leagues above a Brandon Shop. 2124 01:42:14.359 --> 01:42:16.520 And you I know this right, And I'm not even 2125 01:42:16.560 --> 01:42:19.000 that particular. I'm not even particularly self confident in that regard. 2126 01:42:19.079 --> 01:42:20.720 But like Brandon shab is so low that it's not 2127 01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:23.319 even it's not even a question. Yeah, so he could 2128 01:42:23.359 --> 01:42:26.239 do that. I'm not saying it's like an insult. I'm 2129 01:42:26.279 --> 01:42:30.159 just saying it's you know, you're not like a writer, 2130 01:42:30.279 --> 01:42:33.239 you know what I mean. Comedy wise, you're funny interpersonally. 2131 01:42:33.279 --> 01:42:34.680 Yeah, I don't think I could be coming right at all. 2132 01:42:34.720 --> 01:42:36.439 I've never have no confident in that coming. That's what 2133 01:42:36.439 --> 01:42:36.800 I'm saying. 2134 01:42:37.000 --> 01:42:38.600 But I think you could, That's what I'm saying. I 2135 01:42:38.680 --> 01:42:42.319 think even you could. You could do better than even 2136 01:42:42.399 --> 01:42:44.199 you went out there and being like you're all gay. 2137 01:42:51.479 --> 01:42:53.840 There. You may have like at you gave me like 2138 01:42:54.000 --> 01:42:59.079 muppet s mannerism, Like people you're just look at her 2139 01:43:00.079 --> 01:43:01.600 like I'm looking around, I go down, I get in 2140 01:43:01.640 --> 01:43:07.039 someone's face like a fat look. That is crazy you're gay. 2141 01:43:07.239 --> 01:43:10.119 At a certain point, it comedy is so hypnotic that 2142 01:43:10.319 --> 01:43:14.079 if people think you're funny, you're I hate it's it's 2143 01:43:14.239 --> 01:43:18.560 like it's so weird seeing people giggling before it's anything 2144 01:43:18.600 --> 01:43:20.920 funny has even been said. Yeah, and I'm like, well, 2145 01:43:20.960 --> 01:43:23.039 these people are fucking revved up just for like the 2146 01:43:23.239 --> 01:43:24.239 idea that you're. 2147 01:43:24.119 --> 01:43:26.199 About sunny guys. Have you guys seen to think of 2148 01:43:26.239 --> 01:43:27.960 Bill Bird? Like Philly doesn't make it fun of people 2149 01:43:27.960 --> 01:43:32.119 in that's a classic man. He's like, he's evolving. To me, 2150 01:43:32.239 --> 01:43:34.000 that's like glowing. That's how you bomb. 2151 01:43:34.119 --> 01:43:37.359 That's to me if I bomb, I like the idea 2152 01:43:37.399 --> 01:43:39.000 of telling them they no zero grace. 2153 01:43:39.319 --> 01:43:41.600 Yeah, it's my favorite. It's like it's sun Girl, when 2154 01:43:41.600 --> 01:43:43.840 you absorb all the coins after you kill people. That's 2155 01:43:43.840 --> 01:43:44.720 what's happened to Bill Bird. 2156 01:43:44.760 --> 01:43:47.520 He's like, yeah, sure, I guess yes, I'm so happy 2157 01:43:47.560 --> 01:43:48.560 he didn't kill me bomb. 2158 01:43:49.760 --> 01:43:51.880 But it's funny how he was making them angry and 2159 01:43:52.039 --> 01:43:53.680 he just he was loving. It's my favorite. 2160 01:43:54.039 --> 01:43:54.239 I do. 2161 01:43:54.560 --> 01:43:56.479 Yeah, there's there's a respected heiring to that where I 2162 01:43:56.600 --> 01:43:59.079 just it's it's it's like a little Larry David stuff too, 2163 01:43:59.239 --> 01:44:00.920 like like there's the worries about him, like going up 2164 01:44:00.960 --> 01:44:02.560 on stage. He would tell a joke and then if 2165 01:44:02.600 --> 01:44:04.239 he could, if he could feel that the crowd wasn't 2166 01:44:04.279 --> 01:44:06.039 getting it, you'd be like, I don't need you guys, 2167 01:44:06.239 --> 01:44:08.439 I don't need you people. He would just walk He's a. 2168 01:44:08.439 --> 01:44:10.600 Walk away in that context. Hilarious. 2169 01:44:10.680 --> 01:44:12.800 I actually understand that because I remember thinking like, oh, 2170 01:44:12.840 --> 01:44:16.119 it's like, what an asshole. But if you are bombing 2171 01:44:16.239 --> 01:44:19.199 and they're actually like and heckling you, I'm like, oh absolutely. 2172 01:44:19.279 --> 01:44:20.920 If if people. 2173 01:44:20.800 --> 01:44:23.760 Aren't receptive to my jokes and I'm bombing in that way, 2174 01:44:24.199 --> 01:44:25.479 I'm not gonna be a cut immediately. 2175 01:44:25.880 --> 01:44:29.079 But if I see like the energy shift, I'm like, yeah, 2176 01:44:29.159 --> 01:44:31.000 fuck you, dude. The joke that he was talking not 2177 01:44:31.079 --> 01:44:32.159 even funny, bitch A joke that. 2178 01:44:32.159 --> 01:44:34.439 He was talking about was so specific because I remember 2179 01:44:34.479 --> 01:44:36.079 it was just like that's that's funny, but not like 2180 01:44:36.119 --> 01:44:39.199 a stand up haha funny, it's like clever and amusic. Yeah, 2181 01:44:39.239 --> 01:44:41.159 So the idea that he would get indignant about people 2182 01:44:41.279 --> 01:44:43.920 not getting it is so funny, like most people wouldn't 2183 01:44:43.920 --> 01:44:49.119 get Hilary David's personality. He was just getting just indignation. 2184 01:44:49.359 --> 01:44:51.399 Like I think that his joke was like, do you 2185 01:44:51.479 --> 01:44:55.359 mind if I use the two form with you? Do 2186 01:44:55.399 --> 01:44:56.239 you know what the two form is? 2187 01:44:56.319 --> 01:44:56.720 Right? No? 2188 01:44:57.920 --> 01:45:01.880 Like two ostead And the whole point was like that 2189 01:45:02.079 --> 01:45:04.039 is more formal and two is more casual. I feel 2190 01:45:04.039 --> 01:45:07.399 comfortable around you. Even even Brutus used the two form, 2191 01:45:07.760 --> 01:45:10.359 or like Caesar used the two form after Brutus stabbed 2192 01:45:10.399 --> 01:45:14.680 him because a two brute, which is like a way form, 2193 01:45:14.760 --> 01:45:15.600 which is like such a. 2194 01:45:15.640 --> 01:45:18.079 Casual way to they're talking to somebody who killed you, 2195 01:45:18.319 --> 01:45:22.760 which is like so that that is that it's not 2196 01:45:23.560 --> 01:45:25.720 written joke, that is it? That is like that is 2197 01:45:25.880 --> 01:45:28.680 when somebody this guy can write, this guy can't tell 2198 01:45:28.800 --> 01:45:31.159 jokes exactly. That is what that was like. 2199 01:45:31.479 --> 01:45:34.880 Bars you know what I mean, like all metaphor it's deep, 2200 01:45:34.960 --> 01:45:36.319 let me let me let's and then you have one 2201 01:45:36.359 --> 01:45:38.640 of those assholes like try to decipher what it means. 2202 01:45:38.760 --> 01:45:42.640 But that's not like you don't first first, no, listen, 2203 01:45:42.720 --> 01:45:44.520 I'm not gonna imagine starting like that. 2204 01:45:44.680 --> 01:45:48.000 Dude. There was like, can I do you mind if 2205 01:45:48.000 --> 01:45:49.279 I used the two form with you? Because I feel 2206 01:45:49.279 --> 01:45:51.920 comfortable with you people, and if it's two form like 2207 01:45:52.319 --> 01:45:59.079 people did he think he was talking to but they 2208 01:45:59.199 --> 01:46:01.600 was talking to paper. He was writing it down to. 2209 01:46:02.159 --> 01:46:04.399 It was going to be like good job speaking to 2210 01:46:05.039 --> 01:46:06.640 You have to you have to have a specific sense 2211 01:46:06.680 --> 01:46:08.279 of huban b. You have to be educated enough to 2212 01:46:08.319 --> 01:46:11.600 know that. Three, you have to know a too brute 2213 01:46:12.239 --> 01:46:17.000 that which is so specifically do not know that. I 2214 01:46:17.600 --> 01:46:20.199 guarantee you most people do not know that. I don't 2215 01:46:20.239 --> 01:46:22.079 know that because there's a fucking achievement in Halo three 2216 01:46:22.119 --> 01:46:22.600 based on it. 2217 01:46:22.680 --> 01:46:26.239 I looked it up. No way, no, I mean that 2218 01:46:26.359 --> 01:46:28.760 he is technically I knew what it was. Yeah, that 2219 01:46:28.920 --> 01:46:31.000 is a way. I definitely the phrase. But that's unders 2220 01:46:31.239 --> 01:46:33.720 that kept. It's like, oh cool, then you move on 2221 01:46:33.840 --> 01:46:35.800 with your days. That does not keep you alive or 2222 01:46:35.880 --> 01:46:37.199 help to state you. It's just so fun. 2223 01:46:37.279 --> 01:46:39.600 I would love to see because what's what's wild about 2224 01:46:39.600 --> 01:46:40.840 that is the best have an audience. 2225 01:46:41.039 --> 01:46:44.319 There must have been rooms that got it, you know 2226 01:46:44.359 --> 01:46:46.520 what I mean? Maybe not, maybe that was fresh. 2227 01:46:46.680 --> 01:46:48.039 I feel like it's one of those things where it's 2228 01:46:48.039 --> 01:46:50.039 just like there's a couple of even if they got it, 2229 01:46:50.079 --> 01:46:54.680 I feel like they'd be like, oh, it's like it's 2230 01:46:54.760 --> 01:47:01.319 not like it's like it'll laughing. Many times I've heard 2231 01:47:01.359 --> 01:47:02.039 like clever jokes. 2232 01:47:02.079 --> 01:47:04.199 I'm like, hi, I get it, and that's why you 2233 01:47:04.680 --> 01:47:10.920 a little nose exhale. It's like you hear a bar 2234 01:47:11.000 --> 01:47:13.359 and you're like, it's pretty decent, you know, not like 2235 01:47:21.840 --> 01:47:23.920 four frames and being like I like to be formed 2236 01:47:23.920 --> 01:47:31.039 with you guys. You people don't even give a minute. 2237 01:47:31.279 --> 01:47:37.920 People download again, Someone's like that's great as they're trying 2238 01:47:37.960 --> 01:47:41.720 to process what's happening. I think that's that's ironically very funny. 2239 01:47:42.159 --> 01:47:45.680 Four four frames is a fourth of a second. 2240 01:47:45.840 --> 01:47:50.960 That is a same that is insane. I love that. 2241 01:47:51.199 --> 01:47:55.039 That's that's funny. Actually, all right, let's uh, I love it. 2242 01:47:55.520 --> 01:47:58.720 I love how fucking dumb people are. Did we answer 2243 01:47:58.920 --> 01:48:00.760 what the fun was that? I don't know? Did we say? 2244 01:48:00.800 --> 01:48:02.760 Did I say some of the people because I'm a fan. 2245 01:48:04.079 --> 01:48:07.159 I'm sorry, guys, I don't think I picked on because 2246 01:48:07.159 --> 01:48:08.640 I was scrolling through because I had to refresh the page. 2247 01:48:10.479 --> 01:48:12.159 So roach Dog Junior wrote it, and he says this 2248 01:48:12.199 --> 01:48:15.039 isn't a complaint on Chris, as he usually picks entertaining questions, 2249 01:48:15.279 --> 01:48:17.439 but what if Derek and Swing picked Slash read the 2250 01:48:17.520 --> 01:48:20.520 questions once? Perhaps an extra AMMO idea. I don't know, 2251 01:48:21.319 --> 01:48:22.279 this is what I do. 2252 01:48:23.359 --> 01:48:24.439 You know what I mean? I figured this is my 2253 01:48:24.680 --> 01:48:25.560 role on the show. Like I don't. 2254 01:48:25.560 --> 01:48:27.479 I don't really have a problem. It's not difficult to do. 2255 01:48:27.800 --> 01:48:33.520 Well, here's the thing. The only thing that, uh, the 2256 01:48:33.800 --> 01:48:37.319 prospect of that sounds interesting because the question questions that 2257 01:48:37.439 --> 01:48:37.960 he would. 2258 01:48:37.760 --> 01:48:39.840 Pick, there's a part of it. 2259 01:48:41.439 --> 01:48:43.199 There's a part of it that like say, the the 2260 01:48:43.399 --> 01:48:47.159 quality of the question listeners, listeners, the quality of the questions, 2261 01:48:47.239 --> 01:48:51.680 you know, are going to be massively downgraded. However, they 2262 01:48:52.800 --> 01:48:56.079 they also understand that that's comedy. 2263 01:48:56.279 --> 01:48:58.720 So everything with a heart is something that we've already read. 2264 01:49:00.199 --> 01:49:02.560 Like I there's some people playing some good money that 2265 01:49:03.000 --> 01:49:04.560 it probably just says, why are you gay? 2266 01:49:06.000 --> 01:49:09.319 There's a lot of that, and I saw one. I 2267 01:49:09.399 --> 01:49:10.920 saw one a couple of weeks agether that stuck with me. 2268 01:49:11.000 --> 01:49:18.119 It was just meep, meep. But but that also it's magical. 2269 01:49:18.479 --> 01:49:19.000 These are so. 2270 01:49:23.079 --> 01:49:25.239 And I feel like I do my best. I feel like, uh, 2271 01:49:26.640 --> 01:49:27.920 let's see, let's see what he's got. 2272 01:49:28.199 --> 01:49:28.960 Let's see what he's got. 2273 01:49:29.119 --> 01:49:31.560 I can't prepare them in Advancau sometimes, like I try 2274 01:49:31.600 --> 01:49:34.159 to feel feel like how things are going, and he's like, oh, 2275 01:49:34.239 --> 01:49:36.159 there's a vibe going on, or there's a question about this. 2276 01:49:36.239 --> 01:49:37.640 Let me go to that one. So it's kind of 2277 01:49:37.680 --> 01:49:40.399 a I don't know, it's it's a little tedious, but okay, 2278 01:49:40.479 --> 01:49:42.560 this is not much of a question. You're not anywhere 2279 01:49:42.560 --> 01:49:47.600 near the microphone, by the way, I'm looking. Okay, there 2280 01:49:47.640 --> 01:49:50.399 you go, greeting gay Lord's on my phone. What's his name? 2281 01:49:51.439 --> 01:49:59.199 Connor does this this slowly dug the desolate Canadian greeting 2282 01:49:59.680 --> 01:50:01.399 to the ay lord's on my phone. I got to 2283 01:50:01.479 --> 01:50:04.920 meet a cute guy back in October during Comic Con. 2284 01:50:05.279 --> 01:50:08.159 Got ourselves a real good connection, and we're wearing which, god, 2285 01:50:08.159 --> 01:50:12.720 we're wearing a tire fallout suit in Boston pizza? What 2286 01:50:13.039 --> 01:50:16.520 call it in the Boston pizza? Is that quite literally? 2287 01:50:16.600 --> 01:50:17.079 What it says? 2288 01:50:18.199 --> 01:50:20.279 That is what that says? So it's going good? How 2289 01:50:20.319 --> 01:50:23.000 do we how do I not fuck it up? And whatever? Well, 2290 01:50:23.159 --> 01:50:26.560 what's call and whatever? We'll update soon, So how do 2291 01:50:26.600 --> 01:50:29.359 you not fuck it up? Just U not fucking wait? 2292 01:50:29.399 --> 01:50:31.600 Hold on because I am reading this and it is 2293 01:50:31.880 --> 01:50:35.560 it is kind of incomprehensible. I don't yeah, so the 2294 01:50:35.680 --> 01:50:37.920 question is I'll read it again just because it is. 2295 01:50:38.560 --> 01:50:40.000 It's not gonna be much better as I read it. 2296 01:50:40.199 --> 01:50:41.960 Let's see kind of the de's looking anyone? He says, 2297 01:50:41.960 --> 01:50:43.960 greetings to you gay wads on my phone. I got 2298 01:50:44.000 --> 01:50:46.000 to meet this cute guy back in October during Comicon, 2299 01:50:46.079 --> 01:50:48.119 got ourselves a real good connection with me wearing an 2300 01:50:48.800 --> 01:50:53.640 a entire fallout vault suit in the Boston pizza. So 2301 01:50:53.760 --> 01:50:55.840 it's going good. How do I not fuck it up 2302 01:50:56.199 --> 01:50:59.000 and whatever. We'll update when available. 2303 01:51:00.880 --> 01:51:03.439 Man, there's a so, I don't know what's the person's name, 2304 01:51:03.960 --> 01:51:09.279 Connor the Canadian Connor the desolate Canadians. So help you, Connor, 2305 01:51:09.359 --> 01:51:12.800 you met so you met this guy? Uh during Comic 2306 01:51:12.880 --> 01:51:20.800 Con in the Boston Pizza. So interesting, So you met 2307 01:51:21.039 --> 01:51:25.720 so D. The only thing I was confused with, Like 2308 01:51:25.800 --> 01:51:29.479 I was saying, uh so during comic Con uh, meaning 2309 01:51:29.680 --> 01:51:32.279 that it wasn't at comic Con, but it was during 2310 01:51:32.439 --> 01:51:34.760 the thing was going on and at the Boston Pizza 2311 01:51:35.199 --> 01:51:37.840 is where y'all met, right, I guess wearing an entire 2312 01:51:37.960 --> 01:51:39.800 fallout suit in the Boston Pizza. 2313 01:51:41.039 --> 01:51:43.359 But is the bosson like the Boston pizza or is 2314 01:51:43.399 --> 01:51:46.119 that is that a reference to that? I mean, it's 2315 01:51:46.119 --> 01:51:47.319 not a proper noun, so I don't know if it's 2316 01:51:47.319 --> 01:51:48.840 like a if it's you know what I mean. It 2317 01:51:48.920 --> 01:51:50.000 kind of sounds like you met him on. 2318 01:51:50.039 --> 01:51:51.760 A pizza, and who's wearing it? 2319 01:51:51.920 --> 01:51:54.479 Got ourselves a real good connection with me wearing oh 2320 01:51:54.520 --> 01:51:58.439 you wearing it an entire fallout suit, And so I 2321 01:51:58.439 --> 01:52:00.680 would say this is when I'm like, like, say, you 2322 01:52:00.760 --> 01:52:02.720 know that one person like was like very thorough with 2323 01:52:02.800 --> 01:52:06.039 their question or whatever the fuck and this this would 2324 01:52:06.039 --> 01:52:08.680 have been good to have a little bit more like 2325 01:52:08.760 --> 01:52:09.960 this is a little bit more than I want to know. 2326 01:52:10.720 --> 01:52:13.960 But I'm assuming you' all bonded over fallout. That's why 2327 01:52:14.000 --> 01:52:16.479 you mentioned it. I guess, yeah, I'm assuming this is why. 2328 01:52:16.600 --> 01:52:19.680 That's why it was mentioned. Or he's just bragging saying 2329 01:52:19.680 --> 01:52:21.560 I was wearing this drip and then this dude's like, hey, 2330 01:52:21.640 --> 01:52:22.279 what's good, let. 2331 01:52:22.199 --> 01:52:22.920 Me suck you off. 2332 01:52:23.359 --> 01:52:27.720 Yeah, yeah, just it's was he like a degenerate dude 2333 01:52:27.760 --> 01:52:29.520 that was like, hey, you look fucking hot. Let me 2334 01:52:29.600 --> 01:52:30.319 suck your dick. 2335 01:52:30.600 --> 01:52:32.760 I don't know, I barely know how to give relationship advice, 2336 01:52:32.880 --> 01:52:34.960 let alone relationship advice. 2337 01:52:35.560 --> 01:52:36.279 You know, I don't know. 2338 01:52:37.600 --> 01:52:39.239 It's not even a relationship. You just met the guy, 2339 01:52:39.399 --> 01:52:41.239 so like, I don't know, how does he. 2340 01:52:41.319 --> 01:52:41.880 Not fuck it up? 2341 01:52:41.920 --> 01:52:45.520 I mean to me, it's just I think that to me, 2342 01:52:45.680 --> 01:52:49.680 the little the bars in hell lately. Real, here's real advice, 2343 01:52:49.840 --> 01:52:51.960 Like instead of instead of being a fucking dumb ass, 2344 01:52:52.680 --> 01:52:55.600 real advice is I feel like this is the best 2345 01:52:55.600 --> 01:52:58.000 advice because a lot of people will try to not 2346 01:52:58.159 --> 01:53:00.319 be themselves. I'm like, no, no, no, no, be your 2347 01:53:00.359 --> 01:53:01.000 fucking self. 2348 01:53:01.359 --> 01:53:04.239 Yeah, be yourself, be extra yourself in fact, no, be 2349 01:53:04.359 --> 01:53:05.359 more yourself than you normally. 2350 01:53:05.439 --> 01:53:08.039 That's sucking up already. What do you mean by that? 2351 01:53:08.720 --> 01:53:11.279 By being extra and which is never a good thing? 2352 01:53:12.199 --> 01:53:18.399 Uh look look, uh connor be yourself. And if say 2353 01:53:18.520 --> 01:53:21.600 the connection, if there's not, if things fall apart, well 2354 01:53:21.640 --> 01:53:24.039 then that it was not a good idea. If if 2355 01:53:24.079 --> 01:53:25.760 you know, it's like, you know, don't want you don't 2356 01:53:25.760 --> 01:53:27.520 want to be someone who you're not just to keep 2357 01:53:27.560 --> 01:53:30.680 this connection going. So what I mean is like, say, say, 2358 01:53:30.720 --> 01:53:33.399 my boy, he actually just got a relationship and he 2359 01:53:33.520 --> 01:53:35.359 didn't have to pretend to be nothing. He's just like, 2360 01:53:35.479 --> 01:53:38.880 I'm a fucking nerd ass dumbass in the art and uh, 2361 01:53:39.039 --> 01:53:42.359 he's dating some chick that, like, I don't know, jose said, 2362 01:53:42.399 --> 01:53:44.920 she looks like a stripper, but like she's fucking like 2363 01:53:45.520 --> 01:53:48.079 cool dark humor in the Simpsons and shit like that. 2364 01:53:48.680 --> 01:53:53.159 Nothing you a head, Yeah, And I'm like, he didn't, 2365 01:53:53.279 --> 01:53:53.760 he didn't have to. 2366 01:53:53.800 --> 01:53:56.159 He pulled He pulled a battie by just being his 2367 01:53:56.439 --> 01:53:59.159 authentic nerd ass bitch self, you know, shout out to 2368 01:53:59.199 --> 01:53:59.920 my home shockingly. 2369 01:54:00.399 --> 01:54:00.600 Yeah. 2370 01:54:01.199 --> 01:54:03.600 So I'm just like, you're already a fucking nerd wearing 2371 01:54:03.680 --> 01:54:07.680 a fallout fucking jumpsuit. He clearly I'm assuming that dude's 2372 01:54:07.680 --> 01:54:09.880 in the fallout. He was, He probably was at the 2373 01:54:09.920 --> 01:54:12.359 con too, but at the pizza thing, I'm assuming that's 2374 01:54:12.399 --> 01:54:13.159 what all that is just. 2375 01:54:13.239 --> 01:54:15.479 Hydra crazes until like three four months into the dating 2376 01:54:15.520 --> 01:54:15.800 and then. 2377 01:54:15.760 --> 01:54:18.680 Reveals, Guys, Yeah, forget everything I said. 2378 01:54:18.720 --> 01:54:20.680 I was stupid. Yea, honest, I don't don't don't. I 2379 01:54:20.760 --> 01:54:22.439 let him talk because he deserves that, Like he deserves 2380 01:54:22.439 --> 01:54:23.760 he has the right to do that. But like it's 2381 01:54:23.840 --> 01:54:26.680 gay what you said, Yeah, don't do me the gay 2382 01:54:27.039 --> 01:54:30.359 gay guys gay, let me do'll be his version of gay. 2383 01:54:30.439 --> 01:54:32.359 You're your version of gay is wrong? But like better. 2384 01:54:32.720 --> 01:54:36.760 Yeah, So here's the so, here's the thing. Next encounter, 2385 01:54:36.960 --> 01:54:37.760 just fuck his butt. 2386 01:54:38.800 --> 01:54:41.199 That's it. Like go straight, go straight for the butt 2387 01:54:41.279 --> 01:54:44.840 stuff like like like come over, like they'll be like 2388 01:54:46.479 --> 01:54:50.119 his butt, they come over, they'll be like and to 2389 01:54:50.199 --> 01:54:53.119 be like, hey, I'm here for but period. What's the 2390 01:54:53.159 --> 01:54:55.640 next question? Yeah you got one? Yeah, Yeah, Eric wept 2391 01:54:55.680 --> 01:54:58.760 for there was no more cock to suck. Hello Huckleberry 2392 01:54:58.840 --> 01:55:02.159 Finn and to John pretty John Jim's uh do you 2393 01:55:02.319 --> 01:55:04.520 think if there were other legitimate races sort of like 2394 01:55:04.600 --> 01:55:07.079 lizard people and orcs, they would have would they have 2395 01:55:07.239 --> 01:55:10.479 been genocided by now or would they still be around? No, 2396 01:55:10.680 --> 01:55:16.319 shot a lizard now? Are they powerful? Orcs would be? 2397 01:55:16.600 --> 01:55:18.600 It depends on It depends on a lot, yeah, because 2398 01:55:18.640 --> 01:55:21.479 it's like depends on how quick they have kids. Oh 2399 01:55:21.560 --> 01:55:24.560 that is age and ship. I didn't even think about that. Yeah, 2400 01:55:24.640 --> 01:55:29.560 it's like humans, we we just state fairly fast, but 2401 01:55:29.840 --> 01:55:33.000 like orcs in everything just state like a what like 2402 01:55:33.159 --> 01:55:34.079 goblins and orcs. 2403 01:55:34.119 --> 01:55:36.800 It's like did they come up with alongside humans? Like 2404 01:55:36.880 --> 01:55:38.720 did they come up alongside humans? Because at that point, 2405 01:55:38.720 --> 01:55:40.880 I don't think we could have made the mistake, right 2406 01:55:40.920 --> 01:55:41.279 because we. 2407 01:55:41.359 --> 01:55:42.640 Were all like, yeah, we were all kind of in 2408 01:55:42.680 --> 01:55:43.119 the same place. 2409 01:55:43.199 --> 01:55:44.720 Yeah, yeah, and I don't think we could have. 2410 01:55:45.359 --> 01:55:48.239 I think we have. There'd be so much mixed race 2411 01:55:48.319 --> 01:55:50.279 things in general. They'd be like other mixed races and 2412 01:55:50.319 --> 01:55:53.760 stuff like that. Mmm. I like lizard's probably not, but 2413 01:55:53.880 --> 01:55:56.279 like let's say orcs if it's possible yet, it'd be 2414 01:55:56.399 --> 01:55:58.760 like then it'd be like in biome, Like biomes would 2415 01:55:58.760 --> 01:56:02.680 be different. They'd be less human for sure, but like 2416 01:56:02.720 --> 01:56:05.359 different bomb set. It's like there'd be sucking swamps would 2417 01:56:05.399 --> 01:56:07.399 be full of gator niggas. Let's put it this way, 2418 01:56:07.439 --> 01:56:12.079 we went gater niggas. Awesome phrase. It sounds awesome. Yeah, 2419 01:56:12.720 --> 01:56:14.720 let's put his way. We would have a cool phrase. 2420 01:56:14.720 --> 01:56:17.079 I wish I could say it. Yeah, you can if 2421 01:56:17.079 --> 01:56:18.560 you want. You're not a camera, you put a. 2422 01:56:18.720 --> 01:56:20.760 Yeah yeah as soon as it's off, or go black 2423 01:56:20.800 --> 01:56:22.680 and say it, because then people won't know who said it. 2424 01:56:22.720 --> 01:56:25.319 Actually, were twenty three and me, twenty three and me 2425 01:56:25.359 --> 01:56:28.560 and you, you want at least one fourth you're down 2426 01:56:28.600 --> 01:56:30.560 to say whatever you want. Yeah, you're like, I wouldn't 2427 01:56:30.560 --> 01:56:33.079 be surprised by that. You're like, what you got something 2428 01:56:33.119 --> 01:56:34.600 in there? A mess? 2429 01:56:37.359 --> 01:56:39.439 What I mean, Like it's very you know what I mean, 2430 01:56:39.800 --> 01:56:41.800 it was a genetic mess. Like it's like it's very 2431 01:56:41.920 --> 01:56:45.199 so many you know what he means. Egyptians over there, fucking. 2432 01:56:45.760 --> 01:56:48.079 Motherfuckers walking around doing that thing and ship and I'm. 2433 01:56:47.920 --> 01:56:50.920 Like, okay, you know what you I know you, I 2434 01:56:51.039 --> 01:56:55.640 know you. I've seen you before in those drawings, like 2435 01:56:55.720 --> 01:57:02.520 a fucking pharaoh. You freak like an Egyptian. Stupid song. 2436 01:57:04.479 --> 01:57:06.359 You do like walk like an Egyptian is catchy to me. 2437 01:57:06.640 --> 01:57:08.279 I mean, I like how that chick says it. That's 2438 01:57:08.319 --> 01:57:09.760 not it sounds it's real. 2439 01:57:10.319 --> 01:57:12.920 It's it's the verse that like there's something like it's bouncing. 2440 01:57:13.600 --> 01:57:16.560 I don't remember the verse actually really no, oh my god, 2441 01:57:16.600 --> 01:57:17.840 I'm sure if you see it like. 2442 01:57:19.439 --> 01:57:21.880 Dot lyrics, but I remember the melody where it's like 2443 01:57:23.920 --> 01:57:32.760 if you can't just said, but that's a good melody. 2444 01:57:33.159 --> 01:57:35.720 It's it is it's just fun like it's like it 2445 01:57:35.800 --> 01:57:37.079 puts me in a good mood every time I hear it, 2446 01:57:37.439 --> 01:57:38.279 even though it's racist. 2447 01:57:41.359 --> 01:57:42.439 Is it racist? Exactly? 2448 01:57:42.600 --> 01:57:47.479 Walk like a little bit a slave. It's like a 2449 01:57:47.880 --> 01:57:49.439 walk like a China man. 2450 01:57:49.680 --> 01:57:52.720 Because walk the Egyptian is like, it's that's a kind 2451 01:57:52.760 --> 01:57:55.159 of dancing, you know, like tutting is a kind of dancing. 2452 01:57:55.399 --> 01:57:58.159 It's not racist, it's it's I guess it could be 2453 01:57:58.520 --> 01:58:03.119 a little ignorant. I guess here. Let me I'll put 2454 01:58:03.119 --> 01:58:03.439 it this way. 2455 01:58:03.439 --> 01:58:05.520 At the very least, a sixteen year old in twenty 2456 01:58:05.560 --> 01:58:06.920 seventeen would have called the racist. 2457 01:58:07.600 --> 01:58:09.600 That's true. Yeah, I put it that way. It probably 2458 01:58:09.640 --> 01:58:10.520 isn't that bad. 2459 01:58:10.600 --> 01:58:14.520 But Egyptians would they appreciate random people walking around like 2460 01:58:15.720 --> 01:58:17.000 you know, I feel like they're probably like, what are 2461 01:58:17.000 --> 01:58:19.399 you doing? It's kind of like motherfucker's Like it's like 2462 01:58:19.880 --> 01:58:22.640 from Egypt, do you understand me? 2463 01:58:23.399 --> 01:58:27.279 But that's so different. That's like, I like, I know 2464 01:58:27.359 --> 01:58:31.199 where are you from? I know what you mean, but like, 2465 01:58:31.399 --> 01:58:34.800 I'm clearly from Egypt. You are here. Oh yeah, I 2466 01:58:35.680 --> 01:58:40.000 would know already. That's insane. Oh my god, you speak English? 2467 01:58:41.640 --> 01:58:46.600 You speak of England? Way, is that the right one? Yeah? English? 2468 01:58:46.720 --> 01:58:51.960 He's so racist, he doesn't even know he's code switching racism, racism, 2469 01:58:52.800 --> 01:59:00.880 all that which one racist? Yeah, wants you to a 2470 01:59:00.960 --> 01:59:06.920 fucking Egyptian. It's like, uh, do you speak to English? Like? Hell? 2471 01:59:07.000 --> 01:59:07.520 I love that. 2472 01:59:08.279 --> 01:59:08.399 Uh. 2473 01:59:08.560 --> 01:59:11.000 So I'm saying that there'd be it'd be different. They 2474 01:59:11.039 --> 01:59:12.920 would some would be extinct, probably because you know people, 2475 01:59:12.960 --> 01:59:15.319 there's no likelihood we would be extinct. Probably maybe if 2476 01:59:15.359 --> 01:59:18.640 we were dealing with or possible. It depends people. People 2477 01:59:18.680 --> 01:59:21.039 ain't overpowering. I think it just depends on the empowering you. 2478 01:59:21.079 --> 01:59:23.159 But like, think of the underthogs. We were't overpowering the underthogs, 2479 01:59:23.159 --> 01:59:25.399 and we ended up winning a fucking race against them. 2480 01:59:26.119 --> 01:59:28.279 I think it's so different though, I feel like orcs is, 2481 01:59:28.399 --> 01:59:30.439 So that's such a different classic things. 2482 01:59:30.479 --> 01:59:32.760 It's different, but like the same things would happen, you know, 2483 01:59:32.920 --> 01:59:35.119 like that if there's orcs, like there's probably other kinds 2484 01:59:35.119 --> 01:59:37.039 of creatures that probably killed off orcs too. You know, 2485 01:59:37.920 --> 01:59:40.239 it'd be so much diversity and like how things would work. 2486 01:59:40.640 --> 01:59:44.119 There'd be insane like race wars. Like actually, it'd be 2487 01:59:44.199 --> 01:59:46.840 like crazy a race wars. Sure, I mean, what are 2488 01:59:46.880 --> 01:59:49.600 you doing to an allegator man like a house right now? 2489 01:59:49.720 --> 01:59:51.840 We're teetering there now, so yeah, we already do that 2490 01:59:51.960 --> 01:59:55.279 when we're all so of course we're gonna I would 2491 01:59:55.319 --> 01:59:58.880 just say we would try to extinct those other races, 2492 01:59:58.960 --> 01:59:59.640 but we would. 2493 01:59:59.600 --> 02:00:02.279 Maybe you know, if there was more variety and difference 2494 02:00:02.319 --> 02:00:04.039 and human it would probably be more solidified. 2495 02:00:04.119 --> 02:00:06.560 Oh so you think, like, I understand what you're saying, 2496 02:00:06.600 --> 02:00:10.720 but if we came up alongside other like, we would 2497 02:00:10.760 --> 02:00:14.079 be less inherently disturbed by them because we would be 2498 02:00:14.159 --> 02:00:15.279 acclimated to their presence. 2499 02:00:16.119 --> 02:00:18.359 There would be like sky, it would still be problems. 2500 02:00:19.399 --> 02:00:20.520 I think there would be problems though. 2501 02:00:20.640 --> 02:00:25.960 I think I think humans are so easily susceptible to 2502 02:00:26.439 --> 02:00:31.119 madmen trying to genocide everything, So I just I don't 2503 02:00:31.119 --> 02:00:33.239 think it would happen. But I think we would definitely try. 2504 02:00:34.159 --> 02:00:36.119 They would definitely try to kill everything be like, and 2505 02:00:36.159 --> 02:00:38.479 it wouldn't work. There would be genocide. It's one hundred percent. 2506 02:00:38.479 --> 02:00:40.520 They'd be like people gone, but it be It's it's 2507 02:00:40.560 --> 02:00:42.439 so up in the year. That's like a good question, though, 2508 02:00:42.439 --> 02:00:44.760 why don't you write a story about that not to 2509 02:00:44.840 --> 02:00:47.199 be rude, like actually and find out that we reached 2510 02:00:47.279 --> 02:00:50.039 piece by actually giving birth to you know, like it 2511 02:00:50.079 --> 02:00:53.960 shouldn't happen, like the cross species, like birth shouldn't happen, 2512 02:00:54.039 --> 02:00:55.079 but then it actually works. 2513 02:00:55.119 --> 02:00:56.520 A stupid little lizard person. 2514 02:00:56.600 --> 02:00:59.039 And this is this is like the hope of of 2515 02:00:59.439 --> 02:01:04.079 of a of like the world the future harmony, you 2516 02:01:04.199 --> 02:01:06.239 name it harmony, and everyone's like, that's gay, kill it. 2517 02:01:06.479 --> 02:01:09.159 But that is literally in the setting where like there's 2518 02:01:09.199 --> 02:01:11.960 a war between dragons and elves and they're like, we're 2519 02:01:12.000 --> 02:01:16.039 going to have a half health preacher and then they 2520 02:01:16.199 --> 02:01:18.399 murder it that the dragons are like wait, wait, wait, wait, 2521 02:01:19.600 --> 02:01:22.760 let's kill that, and then the war stops. In the world, 2522 02:01:23.800 --> 02:01:26.119 I guess that was good. This is good, but it 2523 02:01:26.199 --> 02:01:31.079 comes back as it's crazy. It's crazy. It's literally half dragon. 2524 02:01:31.119 --> 02:01:33.800 Liter just can't say, is it a baby? Lich, I 2525 02:01:34.000 --> 02:01:38.439 don't know lychling, Yeah, little terrified. 2526 02:01:38.720 --> 02:01:41.319 I assume it's like a philaxtory or something like a 2527 02:01:41.399 --> 02:01:43.880 fake body, so it mentally might still be a baby, 2528 02:01:43.920 --> 02:01:47.359 but the dragon. So it's already terrifying to begin with. 2529 02:01:47.520 --> 02:01:50.319 I can't withstand more of this. Yeah, no more, DIGGI mon, Yeah, 2530 02:01:50.319 --> 02:01:52.359 you don't have an imaginative mind. It's cool. You can't 2531 02:01:52.359 --> 02:01:54.000 imagine the things in front of you. It's ray. I 2532 02:01:54.000 --> 02:01:59.560 can't imagine that. I can't imagine the shows. It's all black. 2533 02:02:00.279 --> 02:02:03.640 I'm scared of that's too more. Hello Machiato Americano and 2534 02:02:03.720 --> 02:02:07.039 dark ROAs my co workers. You the name, okay, Milki 2535 02:02:07.239 --> 02:02:10.840 Man Milki little Man Milkie little Man rode In Hettleman 2536 02:02:10.880 --> 02:02:15.039 drum rode In. Hello Machiato Americano and dark Ros. My 2537 02:02:15.159 --> 02:02:17.960 co worker is fifty six years old who condantly cheats 2538 02:02:18.000 --> 02:02:21.840 on his wife with prostitute and has told some down 2539 02:02:22.000 --> 02:02:26.439 right unnecessarily detailed stories about things he did for twenty 2540 02:02:26.520 --> 02:02:31.920 dollars squirrel twenty dollars, Oh my god, like the twenty 2541 02:02:32.119 --> 02:02:36.720 dollars squirrel tail butt plug in his glove box. All 2542 02:02:36.840 --> 02:02:40.399 that aside, what sort of unabashed the generated behavior. Do 2543 02:02:40.520 --> 02:02:43.520 you think you'll be getting up to around that age? 2544 02:02:44.439 --> 02:02:45.159 Nothing like that? 2545 02:02:45.359 --> 02:02:49.640 Probably, I man, twenty dollars. Wait wait, just squirrel girl in. 2546 02:02:49.640 --> 02:02:51.680 A twenty dollar squirrel girl butt plug he has in 2547 02:02:51.760 --> 02:02:54.239 his dashboard. That's not a squirrel girl. But we say, 2548 02:02:54.279 --> 02:02:54.880 scurew girl. 2549 02:02:55.319 --> 02:02:57.359 He's not a squirrel tale in a big butt you know, 2550 02:02:57.479 --> 02:02:58.920 like I was hoping that you're gonna say no, it 2551 02:02:59.000 --> 02:02:59.439 actually is. 2552 02:03:00.800 --> 02:03:03.479 In fact, that's fact. Pull it out of your bag. 2553 02:03:03.720 --> 02:03:13.960 That's interesting and it's so wide. I'd be like, how practice. 2554 02:03:13.680 --> 02:03:15.720 That stuff is interesting to me because I'm just like, 2555 02:03:15.800 --> 02:03:18.359 damn like, because fifty isn't sometimes. 2556 02:03:18.359 --> 02:03:20.640 I mean, I mean, it's it's old, but it's not 2557 02:03:20.800 --> 02:03:23.840 like fifty is not far from us anymore, you know, 2558 02:03:24.000 --> 02:03:24.199 Like I. 2559 02:03:24.199 --> 02:03:26.439 Feel like you're I don't know, I feel like there's 2560 02:03:26.439 --> 02:03:28.640 a pretty maybe not maybe it's not a high chance, 2561 02:03:29.119 --> 02:03:32.199 but there's a decent chance that I feel like your 2562 02:03:32.239 --> 02:03:35.199 wife is still kind of hot in your fifties. 2563 02:03:35.319 --> 02:03:38.560 Probably just now, dude. People never said, toll me, how 2564 02:03:38.600 --> 02:03:39.000 old is she? Like? 2565 02:03:39.000 --> 02:03:42.560 People who take care of themselves can age very well. Yeah, yeah, 2566 02:03:42.840 --> 02:03:46.079 especially you know, because one thing that really destroys people 2567 02:03:46.359 --> 02:03:48.239 the newice of people that spends a lot of time 2568 02:03:48.279 --> 02:03:51.319 in the sun, so like it flocks them when they 2569 02:03:51.359 --> 02:03:55.279 get old, they're like awful, But yeah, that's not old dude. Like, 2570 02:03:55.399 --> 02:04:00.920 I'm pretty sure Jojo in her fifties. I'm still gonna think, like, 2571 02:04:01.000 --> 02:04:02.960 I'm not gonna be like, oh what, I've got to 2572 02:04:03.800 --> 02:04:06.079 get a squirrel tail and shove it in my ass, 2573 02:04:07.079 --> 02:04:07.399 let's go. 2574 02:04:08.079 --> 02:04:10.680 I don't know, it sounds absurd to me. Really. 2575 02:04:10.800 --> 02:04:13.680 The thing is, I hope that person doesn't know, uh, 2576 02:04:13.880 --> 02:04:18.239 the coworker's wife, because then I'm just like, damn, bro a, 2577 02:04:18.359 --> 02:04:18.600 what a. 2578 02:04:18.880 --> 02:04:19.840 What a dilemma? 2579 02:04:19.920 --> 02:04:22.800 What like do I do you insert yourself in that situation? 2580 02:04:23.159 --> 02:04:24.600 I don't know, it's a coworker. 2581 02:04:24.640 --> 02:04:26.920 I don't know the classic mind my business. I did 2582 02:04:27.119 --> 02:04:29.319 the wonderful mind my business. I kind of that. I 2583 02:04:29.359 --> 02:04:30.159 definitely didn't know them. 2584 02:04:30.239 --> 02:04:32.319 I would one I'm not gonna get involved, but if 2585 02:04:32.359 --> 02:04:33.880 I knew them, I'm like, I met this girl a 2586 02:04:33.960 --> 02:04:36.720 few times, Like I just I have a I have 2587 02:04:36.920 --> 02:04:40.439 I'm that's hard for me to just let people like, oh, 2588 02:04:40.800 --> 02:04:43.000 he's like guy code, bro what what the fuck you know? 2589 02:04:43.279 --> 02:04:46.600 I have tried to dissuade people from making bad decisions. 2590 02:04:46.640 --> 02:04:49.600 And I've never listened to when it comes to relationship stuff. 2591 02:04:49.600 --> 02:04:51.640 No one ever listens to me in my friend group ever, 2592 02:04:51.800 --> 02:04:52.960 like honestly, and I'm. 2593 02:04:52.840 --> 02:04:55.640 Like, you know what live live, and I'll be like, 2594 02:04:55.960 --> 02:04:58.399 say anything if it was probably like girlfriend ship, because 2595 02:04:58.560 --> 02:05:01.119 to me, I'm like, well whatever. When it gets to 2596 02:05:01.159 --> 02:05:03.600 that marriage borro, I'm like, damn, that's fucking that's aria. 2597 02:05:03.439 --> 02:05:06.960 For a long time old married I feel like at 2598 02:05:07.000 --> 02:05:10.640 that point, I don't know, man, like you're fifty years old. 2599 02:05:15.640 --> 02:05:18.079 I don't know's It's hard for me to even conceptualize 2600 02:05:18.079 --> 02:05:22.199 that situation because to me, I would be like, you're 2601 02:05:22.279 --> 02:05:27.079 doing this because you're bored clearly, uh huh, and you're 2602 02:05:27.119 --> 02:05:29.199 with this person for this long for what. 2603 02:05:29.239 --> 02:05:31.399 Are you doing that? It's a he needs to tighten 2604 02:05:31.439 --> 02:05:31.720 that back. 2605 02:05:35.520 --> 02:05:40.319 I just don't understand what the impetus would be. I 2606 02:05:40.720 --> 02:05:41.680 can't wrap my head around this. 2607 02:05:41.960 --> 02:05:43.720 I just think there's a it's almost I think it's 2608 02:05:43.760 --> 02:05:47.079 in the way of like how people do tradition or 2609 02:05:47.159 --> 02:05:50.039 it's clear that you shouldn't do this anymore, but you're 2610 02:05:50.079 --> 02:05:51.920 so used to doing it so and that's like staying 2611 02:05:51.960 --> 02:05:54.560 in the marriage. But clearly he's not that interested in 2612 02:05:54.640 --> 02:05:57.920 his wife anymore, but she's been there for so long. 2613 02:05:58.000 --> 02:06:01.960 However long they've been married, Yeah, you know, they they're established. Yeah, 2614 02:06:02.439 --> 02:06:04.119 it's one of those things where it's like, oh, it's good. 2615 02:06:04.119 --> 02:06:05.760 It's probably gonna be a big fucking deal. 2616 02:06:05.920 --> 02:06:06.600 And also. 2617 02:06:08.119 --> 02:06:11.920 Most people don't get pre or post nuptial agreements. Yeah, 2618 02:06:12.039 --> 02:06:13.520 like so he'll probably lose a lot. 2619 02:06:13.439 --> 02:06:15.960 Of his stuff. Just to me, just like, bro just suffer. 2620 02:06:17.239 --> 02:06:19.319 I mean you you fucking I mean, like the idea 2621 02:06:19.359 --> 02:06:20.760 that's the whole thing about marriage. 2622 02:06:20.479 --> 02:06:22.800 Though, because you will get cause you're gonna I can't 2623 02:06:22.840 --> 02:06:26.159 imagine not getting bored, like like forty years that you're 2624 02:06:26.199 --> 02:06:26.800 gonna be bored. 2625 02:06:27.199 --> 02:06:28.800 Right, it's just a matter of just like are you 2626 02:06:28.840 --> 02:06:31.279 gonna ruin your life over it? You know, I don't know. 2627 02:06:31.479 --> 02:06:33.640 I mean silence, There is gonna there's gonna be a 2628 02:06:33.680 --> 02:06:35.640 period of time when you're no longer gonna probably be 2629 02:06:35.640 --> 02:06:39.000 physically attracted to your partner, right. Saying about that, it's 2630 02:06:39.079 --> 02:06:40.800 just like, well I think I think it's it's it's 2631 02:06:40.800 --> 02:06:43.279 a you can still love them, but you're probably like 2632 02:06:43.479 --> 02:06:44.840 my wife is not as hot as they used to be, 2633 02:06:44.880 --> 02:06:47.279 But that's fine. That it's like part of existing it's 2634 02:06:47.640 --> 02:06:52.000 maybe not you of people's personal like philosophies on that stuff. Yeah, 2635 02:06:52.439 --> 02:06:53.199 I don't. I don't. 2636 02:06:53.359 --> 02:06:55.680 I've never felt like sex was a big deal at all, 2637 02:06:55.880 --> 02:06:57.279 but like nobody else feels that way. So it's like 2638 02:06:57.279 --> 02:06:58.680 it's just best not to even fuck around with it, 2639 02:06:58.800 --> 02:06:59.319 you know what I mean. 2640 02:06:59.520 --> 02:07:01.159 Like it's like it's not a big that's like food 2641 02:07:01.199 --> 02:07:03.159 to me. It's just like I don't, I don't whatever, 2642 02:07:03.680 --> 02:07:06.119 because I'm not. I could. I think like this right, 2643 02:07:06.199 --> 02:07:08.640 like I could fuck several women if i'm if, I'm 2644 02:07:09.000 --> 02:07:12.039 if I just want sex, I can get it, you know, 2645 02:07:12.159 --> 02:07:14.760 Like it's not like hard to it's not hard to 2646 02:07:14.920 --> 02:07:17.239 get that. You know, you're in a relationship for more 2647 02:07:17.319 --> 02:07:19.359 than that. You know, so at a certain point you 2648 02:07:19.479 --> 02:07:20.920 might not be fucking the same way you're used to. 2649 02:07:21.119 --> 02:07:22.960 But that's fine because you still love the time you 2650 02:07:23.039 --> 02:07:24.880 spend with that person. Problem. Yeah, but you have to 2651 02:07:24.960 --> 02:07:27.159 be with someone you enjoy that with a lot of people, 2652 02:07:27.319 --> 02:07:30.199 are we We are all witnessed people just being anaship 2653 02:07:30.199 --> 02:07:31.239 that they just don't have that with people. 2654 02:07:31.279 --> 02:07:33.399 You know, that guy for sure, like I said, he 2655 02:07:33.800 --> 02:07:36.399 clearly got married because it was expected of him. Uh, 2656 02:07:36.520 --> 02:07:38.159 you guys, you don't have to get married. Like, if 2657 02:07:38.199 --> 02:07:41.239 you want to just fuck bitches, you can do that. Yeah, 2658 02:07:41.520 --> 02:07:43.439 there's a thing that some people just feel like, oh 2659 02:07:43.720 --> 02:07:45.319 it's like going to college and all this stuff. 2660 02:07:45.359 --> 02:07:46.159 They feel like they have to. 2661 02:07:46.159 --> 02:07:48.439 Do these beats and you don't have to do it anymore. 2662 02:07:48.800 --> 02:07:51.600 So just if you're you clearly don't want to be married. 2663 02:07:51.600 --> 02:07:55.119 If you're fucking prostitutes all the time, that's not your marriage. 2664 02:07:55.239 --> 02:07:58.640 That is not marriage, So don't do it if you. 2665 02:07:58.760 --> 02:08:01.640 Also, I've also I met like a handful of like 2666 02:08:01.760 --> 02:08:07.840 people who are like older who are married, and I 2667 02:08:07.880 --> 02:08:10.199 think they're like I think they're pretty pragmatic people where 2668 02:08:10.199 --> 02:08:12.920 they're like, listen, I love you, you know, where we 2669 02:08:13.000 --> 02:08:17.560 work as a unit, we're bored whatever. And that's interesting 2670 02:08:17.600 --> 02:08:19.920 to see how that that's a fucking fascinating situation. But 2671 02:08:19.960 --> 02:08:22.399 to me, I'm just like, at the very least like transparently, 2672 02:08:22.479 --> 02:08:24.039 like surely you've been with this person long enough that 2673 02:08:24.119 --> 02:08:25.960 like you can have a mature conversation about like what 2674 02:08:26.239 --> 02:08:31.439 like what how could you possibly not understand like at 2675 02:08:31.479 --> 02:08:33.960 that point, like oh, I'm fifty years old, and it's 2676 02:08:34.039 --> 02:08:37.239 just like fuck man, this is uh, this is weird. 2677 02:08:37.439 --> 02:08:39.079 I don't know if I feel kind of like, I 2678 02:08:39.119 --> 02:08:41.880 don't know, at least have that conversation, but like to 2679 02:08:41.920 --> 02:08:43.479 sneak around and go I don't know, man, I would 2680 02:08:43.560 --> 02:08:46.159 rather I would personally just suffer in silence, wait it out. 2681 02:08:46.199 --> 02:08:47.720 Suffer in signs. I'm just not. 2682 02:08:48.239 --> 02:08:51.439 I feel like I'm built for this. I'm I've had 2683 02:08:51.520 --> 02:08:54.600 my fair share of fun. Yeah, I don't have a 2684 02:08:54.680 --> 02:08:57.680 lot of those what ifs or fomo when it comes 2685 02:08:57.720 --> 02:09:01.319 to like women, because really, at the end of the day, 2686 02:09:01.399 --> 02:09:07.399 because legitimately, pussy is pussy. It's not it's that I've 2687 02:09:07.479 --> 02:09:10.960 never with many women, and I've never been like this 2688 02:09:11.159 --> 02:09:12.920 feels particularly different or something. 2689 02:09:12.920 --> 02:09:14.159 It's just like it's great. 2690 02:09:14.199 --> 02:09:17.479 I've had so there's I've never I've had pussy that 2691 02:09:17.680 --> 02:09:22.239 was let's say they needed some antioxies on them or 2692 02:09:22.399 --> 02:09:25.800 maybe like I mean, I mean. 2693 02:09:27.840 --> 02:09:29.239 Where it's like, oh, you. 2694 02:09:29.319 --> 02:09:33.199 Know you you clearly weren't taking care of yourself or something, 2695 02:09:33.800 --> 02:09:36.319 but not because it felt bad. I think that's retarded, 2696 02:09:36.439 --> 02:09:37.359 Like you're you're an idiot. 2697 02:09:37.479 --> 02:09:39.399 To me. It's like, what are you saying. I've definitely 2698 02:09:39.439 --> 02:09:41.920 had that felt better than each other, but not like radically, 2699 02:09:42.039 --> 02:09:44.479 so maybe the moment was better. Maybe the moment was better. 2700 02:09:44.520 --> 02:09:46.600 That's probably like it was a lot of factors. 2701 02:09:46.680 --> 02:09:49.600 Is I promise you it's not the vagina itself. It 2702 02:09:49.720 --> 02:09:51.680 might even be like she's not feeling it, so she's 2703 02:09:51.760 --> 02:09:55.199 fucking not particularly loop for you. And so there's there's 2704 02:09:55.399 --> 02:09:58.199 there's many things where it's like moments have hit different, 2705 02:09:58.279 --> 02:10:01.720 but it's like it's not. It's like, even like hooking 2706 02:10:01.800 --> 02:10:04.399 up with my wife, there are moments where sometimes it's like, oh, 2707 02:10:04.479 --> 02:10:07.000 that wasn't as good as it was, just for many reasons. 2708 02:10:07.359 --> 02:10:09.760 Sometimes I'm not, like my back's hurting, and so I'm 2709 02:10:09.800 --> 02:10:12.600 not fucking putting it in like I normally would because 2710 02:10:12.600 --> 02:10:14.000 I'm like I'm still. 2711 02:10:13.840 --> 02:10:15.920 Gonna get it in because I want it. Yeah. Yeah, 2712 02:10:15.960 --> 02:10:17.840 Like I'm aware it's but like at that age, I don't. 2713 02:10:17.880 --> 02:10:19.159 I just don't think. I'm like I think me and 2714 02:10:19.239 --> 02:10:21.600 little you're probably playing board games more than we already do. 2715 02:10:22.279 --> 02:10:24.319 I still like playing D and D but it is fun. 2716 02:10:24.399 --> 02:10:26.760 Hunh legit like, yeah we're old. Yeah. 2717 02:10:26.800 --> 02:10:29.159 I just to me, that's like because I love seeing 2718 02:10:29.359 --> 02:10:31.119 couples that are like in their eighties or whatever and 2719 02:10:31.119 --> 02:10:32.920 they're still like madly in love with each other and 2720 02:10:33.119 --> 02:10:35.960 I feel like like I'll see ones they're still holding hands, 2721 02:10:36.000 --> 02:10:37.920 like I don't. I don't like hold hands that much. 2722 02:10:37.960 --> 02:10:40.479 But it's more of just it just feels like a 2723 02:10:41.520 --> 02:10:43.680 who who's this four kind of that's I don't need 2724 02:10:43.720 --> 02:10:45.239 to get to that, but I'm just saying, like seeing 2725 02:10:45.279 --> 02:10:47.279 them do stuff like that and like being all loveyed 2726 02:10:47.399 --> 02:10:50.760 with each other at like dinner or at breakfast more realistically, 2727 02:10:50.800 --> 02:10:51.920 they're out for breakfast. 2728 02:10:52.720 --> 02:10:59.600 Yeah, they go to dinner. For I rarely go to dinner, Like, ah, 2729 02:10:59.760 --> 02:11:03.000 fuck in traffic, we gotta like go somewhere. I don't fuck. 2730 02:11:04.000 --> 02:11:06.279 Traffic is really the biggest. It's one hundred of traffic 2731 02:11:06.319 --> 02:11:12.279 for me, Literally going to dinner sucks when you when 2732 02:11:12.279 --> 02:11:14.359 you have to drive to it. It's that. It's literally 2733 02:11:14.399 --> 02:11:15.560 that for me. Right, I love New York City so 2734 02:11:15.680 --> 02:11:18.000 much and it's just like let's walk walk, let's walk somewhere. 2735 02:11:18.199 --> 02:11:22.560 Yeah, but yeah, I don't know, yeah whatever, this person, uh, 2736 02:11:23.079 --> 02:11:25.800 don't get involved in what my personal like just it's 2737 02:11:25.840 --> 02:11:26.800 not good business. 2738 02:11:26.960 --> 02:11:29.479 What was the because that was the points like what 2739 02:11:29.560 --> 02:11:31.079 do you see yourselves getting up to that age? 2740 02:11:31.119 --> 02:11:32.199 Okay, so we kind of covered that. 2741 02:11:32.279 --> 02:11:35.479 Yeah, I'm yeah, I probably killing my girlfriend, my wife hopefully, 2742 02:11:35.479 --> 02:11:37.319 but yeah, I mean just playing. I'm hoping that. 2743 02:11:38.239 --> 02:11:41.319 I'm hoping that this podcast like we at some point 2744 02:11:41.399 --> 02:11:44.359 we start making out like bandits and then like so 2745 02:11:44.520 --> 02:11:47.920 in our fifties we can kind of like, I don't know. 2746 02:11:49.239 --> 02:11:54.239 Maybe we're sitting on a kill ourselves. Yeah something. I'm 2747 02:11:54.319 --> 02:11:56.199 hoping that, like fifties will be chill, we're like, oh, 2748 02:11:56.239 --> 02:11:57.199 we're good. Yeah. 2749 02:11:57.399 --> 02:11:59.560 I think by the time I'm that old, I think 2750 02:11:59.640 --> 02:12:01.199 if I'm married, I'm going to be married to somebody 2751 02:12:01.239 --> 02:12:03.199 that I've been very transparent about where I'm just like, listen, 2752 02:12:03.239 --> 02:12:04.640 I can see this. I could see that, I can 2753 02:12:04.680 --> 02:12:07.199 see myself being bored by fifty and so that's just 2754 02:12:07.279 --> 02:12:08.760 gonna be something that you're gonna have to understand. 2755 02:12:08.920 --> 02:12:10.359 I just think, don't fucking get married. 2756 02:12:10.640 --> 02:12:12.159 Like if that if that's your thought, bro, I'm like, 2757 02:12:12.159 --> 02:12:12.760 don't get married. 2758 02:12:12.840 --> 02:12:14.560 Don't do it. Why you just don't have to? 2759 02:12:14.680 --> 02:12:17.439 That's you don't have into something like that, because yeah, 2760 02:12:17.439 --> 02:12:19.079 I don't know, yeah all that like for me. 2761 02:12:19.079 --> 02:12:20.439 I don't. People are like, I don't know how people 2762 02:12:20.600 --> 02:12:22.479 like have single relationships. The just le Bron is like, 2763 02:12:22.560 --> 02:12:24.439 how does it like it? Just do like I mean, 2764 02:12:24.479 --> 02:12:26.359 that's fine. All your line like, hey, I don't want 2765 02:12:26.399 --> 02:12:28.560 to I want to just have sex. That's it. I 2766 02:12:28.600 --> 02:12:30.199 think that then if they're like I want more than 2767 02:12:30.239 --> 02:12:32.199 this to be like okay, don't do it, I'm like, 2768 02:12:32.239 --> 02:12:34.840 all right, well I'm out and you put your I 2769 02:12:34.840 --> 02:12:36.399 would have to say, listen, you gotta get better at it. 2770 02:12:38.000 --> 02:12:42.079 You have to improve, Yeah, you gotta yeah, why not? Yeah, yeah, 2771 02:12:42.880 --> 02:12:43.279 it's got it. 2772 02:12:43.319 --> 02:12:44.359 You gotta be a little better about it. 2773 02:12:44.359 --> 02:12:47.680 You got good practice, put some work into this. Yeah, 2774 02:12:48.119 --> 02:12:50.319 I can't be doing everything. Get a little better. Maybe 2775 02:12:50.359 --> 02:12:50.960 this might work. 2776 02:12:51.880 --> 02:12:54.039 If it doesn't, there is I'll be honest, I think 2777 02:12:54.079 --> 02:12:57.119 there's many people that they just don't have conversations about 2778 02:12:57.159 --> 02:12:57.640 that ship. 2779 02:12:58.960 --> 02:13:02.479 Definitely it's time boo. It's kind of uncomfortable conversation. 2780 02:13:03.560 --> 02:13:06.600 It's like, hey man, because I'm being honest, there's a 2781 02:13:06.720 --> 02:13:09.960 lot of like, say me, I talk about the mecca 2782 02:13:10.039 --> 02:13:13.079 for me is like uh, eating ice cream and get 2783 02:13:13.079 --> 02:13:13.880 my dicks up or something. 2784 02:13:13.920 --> 02:13:15.479 It's crazy. It's crazy. 2785 02:13:16.000 --> 02:13:17.840 The thing is, there's some there's I'm gona be honest, 2786 02:13:17.880 --> 02:13:20.920 there's some women that were just like, you don't understand 2787 02:13:20.960 --> 02:13:21.319 the idea. 2788 02:13:21.399 --> 02:13:25.800 It's called sucking dick. Sucking, not just mouth over it 2789 02:13:25.880 --> 02:13:27.840 and then moving your head back and forth. That's not 2790 02:13:29.720 --> 02:13:30.439 if you feel the teeth. 2791 02:13:30.479 --> 02:13:33.760 You're like, I've had people take that too seriously where 2792 02:13:33.800 --> 02:13:38.279 it's like it's not straw, dude, we see it's just exactly. 2793 02:13:38.399 --> 02:13:40.520 So there's there's a thing where it's like, well, if 2794 02:13:40.560 --> 02:13:42.199 you're with that person, you can at least talk to 2795 02:13:42.279 --> 02:13:44.640 them about it, right, If it's like one off things, 2796 02:13:44.680 --> 02:13:45.920 you're obviously not going to coach them. 2797 02:13:46.039 --> 02:13:49.680 They do you do because they're gonna stop and leave. 2798 02:13:51.960 --> 02:13:52.359 I'm gonna go. 2799 02:13:52.399 --> 02:13:55.079 I'm gonna go suck off some nerd that's grateful. 2800 02:13:58.159 --> 02:13:58.800 Complain too. 2801 02:13:59.000 --> 02:14:01.159 As soon as as soon as you like literally like 2802 02:14:01.439 --> 02:14:04.920 look at he bust he takes that sh out. 2803 02:14:08.880 --> 02:14:12.680 I wish that was me, dude, I'm being I was 2804 02:14:12.720 --> 02:14:17.279 like gonna come from laughing, and that'd be hilarious. That's insane. 2805 02:14:17.920 --> 02:14:21.159 You would come and you die. I would I would die, 2806 02:14:21.239 --> 02:14:22.760 and be honest, I'd be like, I can't be partners 2807 02:14:22.800 --> 02:14:22.920 with you. 2808 02:14:23.640 --> 02:14:27.359 We can't be we can't be comedy partners if you're 2809 02:14:27.359 --> 02:14:30.000 gonna every time. That's the reason he took this job 2810 02:14:30.279 --> 02:14:32.079 because he found it that he comes every time he 2811 02:14:32.199 --> 02:14:34.960 laughs he's just having this is a. 2812 02:14:35.039 --> 02:14:37.520 Sick and he's being paid for it. He's getting paid 2813 02:14:37.560 --> 02:14:40.359 for it. You're getting paid to come. That's crazy. That's 2814 02:14:40.439 --> 02:14:44.039 truly gross. That's amazing. You just rope in the whole time. 2815 02:14:46.119 --> 02:14:51.439 Appreciates some funny. There's some funny. It was great giggling, 2816 02:14:51.640 --> 02:14:54.319 so my teeth was funny. 2817 02:14:56.479 --> 02:14:57.920 You don't have to get married. You don't have to 2818 02:14:57.960 --> 02:14:59.319 get married. Don't do it if you don't want to. 2819 02:14:59.600 --> 02:15:00.520 It's that's simple. 2820 02:15:00.720 --> 02:15:05.039 It is that simple. And also just again just have conversations. 2821 02:15:05.159 --> 02:15:07.159 And because I don't think it's I really do think 2822 02:15:07.279 --> 02:15:09.960 most people at a certain point have that feeling. It's 2823 02:15:09.960 --> 02:15:11.119 just a matter of like whether or not like it. 2824 02:15:11.199 --> 02:15:11.399 Matt. 2825 02:15:11.680 --> 02:15:15.479 It's so disastrous that it's even worth like really doing 2826 02:15:15.479 --> 02:15:16.000 anything about it. 2827 02:15:16.000 --> 02:15:17.239 And I think for most people it's probably not. 2828 02:15:17.359 --> 02:15:19.560 It's just like whatever, who cares, we'll talk through it, 2829 02:15:19.600 --> 02:15:21.520 we'll fucking spicings up or whatever. 2830 02:15:22.000 --> 02:15:22.079 Right. 2831 02:15:22.359 --> 02:15:24.680 I think for me is it's just like you got listen, man, 2832 02:15:24.960 --> 02:15:28.520 I take it seriously, all right. I'm in competitive rank, okay, 2833 02:15:28.560 --> 02:15:29.399 and you gotta be you gotta. 2834 02:15:29.520 --> 02:15:29.840 I can't. 2835 02:15:30.640 --> 02:15:32.399 I can't, I can't not have a I can't be 2836 02:15:32.479 --> 02:15:33.439 with a casual. 2837 02:15:34.279 --> 02:15:36.399 Casual sexually you're telling sexually, right, Yeah. 2838 02:15:36.239 --> 02:15:39.000 I can't be with somebody who doesn't take that seriously. Well, 2839 02:15:39.000 --> 02:15:39.479 I can't do it. 2840 02:15:39.640 --> 02:15:43.199 Yeah, yeah, I'm I like, well, like say, I like 2841 02:15:43.199 --> 02:15:46.399 where we're at. I feel like everything is like for me, 2842 02:15:46.479 --> 02:15:49.119 everything is going great, like it's communication is great, everything's 2843 02:15:49.159 --> 02:15:52.079 fucking chill. There's no like this sucks or this is 2844 02:15:52.119 --> 02:15:54.359 too She's not too insane or like, you know, like 2845 02:15:54.359 --> 02:15:56.479 because there's some like Jade Girl, there's. 2846 02:15:56.319 --> 02:15:59.039 Like choke me. That's crazy, And I'm like, ah, do 2847 02:15:59.319 --> 02:16:01.760 what I gotta do. I'm I'm not doing I gotta 2848 02:16:01.760 --> 02:16:04.479 do too, But I do not choking. I've been, I've 2849 02:16:04.520 --> 02:16:06.119 been to I've been to the dark field. 2850 02:16:06.520 --> 02:16:09.279 I think a light grip on the neck is not 2851 02:16:09.439 --> 02:16:11.760 choking because that's literally not choking. I don't literally want 2852 02:16:11.800 --> 02:16:14.760 to try to phixiate something. I love choking women explicitly. 2853 02:16:14.960 --> 02:16:17.279 I'm into whatever the person in front of me is retribution. 2854 02:16:17.399 --> 02:16:18.760 I'm into whatever the person in front of me is 2855 02:16:18.800 --> 02:16:21.560 into at the time. So you have no self self, 2856 02:16:21.840 --> 02:16:23.399 that's what you have. None of the self. 2857 02:16:23.600 --> 02:16:27.079 I mean, I have no line. I have lines. 2858 02:16:27.359 --> 02:16:29.520 It was sure you did you would you you have lines, 2859 02:16:29.560 --> 02:16:31.840 I think so, But what if the chicks like you know, 2860 02:16:31.920 --> 02:16:33.719 flips you over and she's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna 2861 02:16:33.879 --> 02:16:34.200 beg you. 2862 02:16:34.360 --> 02:16:38.040 I have lines. Well, she's powering you thought, what if 2863 02:16:38.079 --> 02:16:40.360 she does she paid what? She rapes you and you're 2864 02:16:40.399 --> 02:16:43.920 like and you're like, then I guess, yeah, I guess, 2865 02:16:44.120 --> 02:16:44.879 Like what do you mean? 2866 02:16:45.239 --> 02:16:45.479 Yeah? 2867 02:16:49.040 --> 02:16:50.479 What if she overpowers you? 2868 02:16:51.280 --> 02:16:51.520 Yeah? 2869 02:16:52.319 --> 02:16:56.920 Yeah, it's gonna get fun. Yeah. I didn't think about that. 2870 02:16:57.000 --> 02:16:58.639 I thought of the comedist and I was like, no, wait, 2871 02:16:58.680 --> 02:17:03.440 that's just someone getting raised. Yeah that is excellent. But 2872 02:17:03.479 --> 02:17:05.040 I have a sense of self. I have a line. 2873 02:17:05.159 --> 02:17:08.280 You sure, yeah? Have you met it yet? What do 2874 02:17:08.319 --> 02:17:10.639 you mean? Have you? Maybe? I had something I had 2875 02:17:10.680 --> 02:17:13.079 to go meet. You have to go meet someone. I've 2876 02:17:13.079 --> 02:17:15.079 been like, listen, this is that's I'm not into that. 2877 02:17:15.680 --> 02:17:17.879 No, we're not doing She's like fizzed deep and you hey, hey, 2878 02:17:17.959 --> 02:17:20.159 hold hold on, hold on, Okay, you don't kiss my neck. 2879 02:17:20.280 --> 02:17:25.159 You just you just you. You just flicked my heart. Okay, 2880 02:17:26.159 --> 02:17:30.760 that's awesome. Wa, no eye contact. You look me in 2881 02:17:30.799 --> 02:17:34.520 the face. I fucking I have a I'm stu ticklish 2882 02:17:34.520 --> 02:17:36.840 on my neck. I I can't like you can't go. 2883 02:17:36.959 --> 02:17:42.399 You cannot go in Lily, I am you. I done 2884 02:17:42.440 --> 02:17:45.760 into a turtle, dude. I tried to do this. Literally, 2885 02:17:45.879 --> 02:17:47.760 I feel like this and I'm like, it's an I'm 2886 02:17:47.799 --> 02:17:49.959 literally not trying to do this. I swear to you. 2887 02:17:50.840 --> 02:17:53.360 I'm very ticklish and I don't like people touching me 2888 02:17:53.399 --> 02:17:59.000 in general. I'm sorry you do so fucking stop stop. 2889 02:17:59.040 --> 02:18:01.879 I'm gonna hit you. Guys to stop, Chris, stop me. 2890 02:18:02.520 --> 02:18:04.600 I do not want to hit you. Stop push me 2891 02:18:06.360 --> 02:18:17.200 it gorilla mode right now, crazy gorilla. That's why I 2892 02:18:17.360 --> 02:18:20.680 love going. I love going frame by frame and somebody 2893 02:18:20.760 --> 02:18:22.799 seeing someone be something that really not that was that 2894 02:18:22.920 --> 02:18:25.319 was that video of the kid, well the et thing. 2895 02:18:25.479 --> 02:18:27.440 That wasn't a video. That was just something we made up. 2896 02:18:27.879 --> 02:18:30.239 But like there's a this video, this old thing with 2897 02:18:30.280 --> 02:18:31.879 the video it is every race. 2898 02:18:32.159 --> 02:18:34.159 There's this video like it's really out of focus. We've 2899 02:18:34.200 --> 02:18:35.760 talked about it on the show before, like eight years ago. 2900 02:18:35.799 --> 02:18:37.799 This is really out of focus video of this child 2901 02:18:37.879 --> 02:18:40.639 getting kicked by this woman. And it's so funny because 2902 02:18:40.680 --> 02:18:43.319 it zooms in but it's so low rez that like 2903 02:18:44.040 --> 02:18:46.920 every frame because it's doing the you know, the pixels 2904 02:18:46.959 --> 02:18:49.239 are doing like the predictive kind of you know, the 2905 02:18:50.159 --> 02:18:53.040 the predictive pixel like fill in. It looks like a 2906 02:18:53.239 --> 02:18:54.879 different kid every frame. 2907 02:18:55.600 --> 02:18:56.360 It is crazy. 2908 02:18:56.680 --> 02:18:58.760 At the end, he just looks like he looks like 2909 02:18:58.799 --> 02:19:01.840 a drawing of LIKENI from a fucking edit, Netty. 2910 02:19:01.920 --> 02:19:04.719 It just it's just want a video that you couldn't find, right, 2911 02:19:04.840 --> 02:19:05.319 This is one of the. 2912 02:19:05.360 --> 02:19:07.200 Videos that we we had it on Twitter. I should 2913 02:19:07.200 --> 02:19:09.440 have saved it, Yeah I didn't. I didn't. That's the 2914 02:19:09.479 --> 02:19:11.319 same that with the freaking baby too. I don't want 2915 02:19:11.319 --> 02:19:13.600 to think about that one. I don't want to hear 2916 02:19:13.680 --> 02:19:17.000 if it's it wasn't even that. Yeah, I don't want 2917 02:19:17.000 --> 02:19:20.239 to hear every funny video. That's why I do it. 2918 02:19:20.360 --> 02:19:22.319 Now we think I'm crazy. I'm sad at how many 2919 02:19:22.399 --> 02:19:26.000 videos I've lost. But of course I got to save 2920 02:19:26.040 --> 02:19:30.840 into the Spider versus my camera roll. So if you're 2921 02:19:30.879 --> 02:19:32.719 not gonna have access to that movie, I own. I 2922 02:19:32.799 --> 02:19:35.840 literally own it physically too. I gotta say the entire 2923 02:19:35.920 --> 02:19:40.879 stand so on my fucking phone. I really need that serious. 2924 02:19:40.959 --> 02:19:43.760 I have the I have the Brole movie on my phone. 2925 02:19:43.840 --> 02:19:46.360 The camera it's such a such a waste of space, 2926 02:19:46.559 --> 02:19:51.159 Like what am I using the space for? Stuff like that. No, 2927 02:19:51.399 --> 02:19:58.000 not that, But what am I using it for memories? Photos? Well, 2928 02:19:58.040 --> 02:20:00.719 I could do it. I haven't been the memories of 2929 02:20:00.840 --> 02:20:05.239 that because I'm saving the entirety of the boost socking Spanish? 2930 02:20:05.440 --> 02:20:09.639 Do you take at all? I'm a picture person. I 2931 02:20:09.719 --> 02:20:11.760 kind of don't either, never have been you got you 2932 02:20:11.799 --> 02:20:13.440 got it man for Instagram. 2933 02:20:14.120 --> 02:20:16.159 Sometimes I feel like all the Kim Trails or whatever 2934 02:20:16.360 --> 02:20:19.079 RFK is talking about, like it's gonna get our brains 2935 02:20:19.120 --> 02:20:21.600 and we're not gonna we need these to remember stuff. 2936 02:20:21.959 --> 02:20:24.120 I know I'm gonna have dementia eventually, and I'm I 2937 02:20:24.200 --> 02:20:24.559 don't care. 2938 02:20:24.719 --> 02:20:26.639 You already have com clearly okay with it, you already 2939 02:20:26.639 --> 02:20:27.079 have anything. 2940 02:20:27.360 --> 02:20:28.120 I'm ready to go. 2941 02:20:28.319 --> 02:20:31.479 I think my lack of sleep is making me sprint 2942 02:20:31.520 --> 02:20:32.159 towards dementia. 2943 02:20:32.239 --> 02:20:33.079 Yeah, your speed running. 2944 02:20:33.360 --> 02:20:35.520 I need to stop and I can't help it. So 2945 02:20:35.600 --> 02:20:37.239 I went to bed at like five thirty, you know 2946 02:20:37.280 --> 02:20:38.959 what I mean. I was like, I told myself, I'm 2947 02:20:38.959 --> 02:20:39.239 gonna go. 2948 02:20:39.280 --> 02:20:40.840 Bet at two. Did you actually go to better five 2949 02:20:40.879 --> 02:20:43.319 thirty this morning? Yes? Me too. Isn't it great? 2950 02:20:43.840 --> 02:20:46.399 It's it's and I'm like, I know, I'm like, oh, 2951 02:20:46.440 --> 02:20:47.920 I'm gonna be fucking gone. 2952 02:20:48.000 --> 02:20:48.639 In twenty years. 2953 02:20:48.719 --> 02:20:50.920 I was just making stupid Instagram videos that I didn't 2954 02:20:50.920 --> 02:20:53.000 post and then I like, fucking. 2955 02:20:53.479 --> 02:20:57.079 It, completed it. I'm saving them. No, I'm saving them 2956 02:20:57.120 --> 02:21:00.600 for like I went to bed at a reasonable time relatively, Yeah, 2957 02:21:00.680 --> 02:21:01.399 and you're still late. 2958 02:21:02.520 --> 02:21:04.479 Yeah, that is we was we were wondering about that, 2959 02:21:04.680 --> 02:21:06.040 Like do you leave at eleven thirty? Is that what 2960 02:21:06.079 --> 02:21:08.600 you're saying? You're like, oh, I usually I think eleven thirty. 2961 02:21:08.639 --> 02:21:10.040 It's time to call the fucking time. 2962 02:21:10.000 --> 02:21:11.559 Leave my house around like what you are like twenty 2963 02:21:11.639 --> 02:21:14.360 five and I'm like, it's gonna take too long? Twenty five? Wait, 2964 02:21:14.399 --> 02:21:16.079 what do you mean? What do you mean it would 2965 02:21:16.079 --> 02:21:18.479 take too long because of the fact that when I'm 2966 02:21:18.520 --> 02:21:20.440 when I'm with like people that I know they're driving, 2967 02:21:20.799 --> 02:21:22.840 they get here in like four or five minutes, maybe 2968 02:21:23.159 --> 02:21:24.799 because everybody is the wrong way. 2969 02:21:26.159 --> 02:21:30.360 Okay, yeah, all right, all right, yeah anyway, yeah, remember 2970 02:21:30.360 --> 02:21:33.280 when you remember five minutes ago when you painted a 2971 02:21:33.280 --> 02:21:34.520 picture where I was being raped. 2972 02:21:34.879 --> 02:21:38.040 Oh yeah, that was pretty cool. It's funny. Like what 2973 02:21:38.559 --> 02:21:40.200 it's funny? I remember you being like, hey, would it 2974 02:21:40.200 --> 02:21:42.920 be hilarious if we got raped? I remember you said 2975 02:21:42.920 --> 02:21:45.520 that you tried to definitely said, you tried to, you 2976 02:21:45.639 --> 02:21:47.760 tried to apply that, you tried to, you attack it. 2977 02:21:47.840 --> 02:21:49.479 You're like, you don't have a sense of self. Also, 2978 02:21:49.600 --> 02:21:56.239 get raped is basically it's kinda yeah, I have a 2979 02:21:56.280 --> 02:21:58.360 sense of Self's get the piss out of here? Yeah, 2980 02:21:59.559 --> 02:22:10.719 out of here, milking read the We're gonna read the 2981 02:22:10.760 --> 02:22:15.920 guy's balls. But I thought the t how do you be? 2982 02:22:16.239 --> 02:22:18.520 Can you pop testicles? They can pop? Right? 2983 02:22:19.840 --> 02:22:22.280 Thinking about stuff like that, man, that's like trauma without 2984 02:22:22.360 --> 02:22:24.719 that even every happening like it hurts me thinking about 2985 02:22:24.760 --> 02:22:25.079 that ship. 2986 02:22:25.360 --> 02:22:27.360 I doesn't. I just don't care about that. I also 2987 02:22:27.479 --> 02:22:29.799 hitting my boss so many times, and I'm sure there yeah, 2988 02:22:30.120 --> 02:22:36.079 sure they're numb. My balls are so numb. My bowels, 2989 02:22:36.680 --> 02:22:41.600 my bowels are alright. I done killed myself. 2990 02:22:42.639 --> 02:22:45.920 Can read twenty five dollar Patreon names. Remember you can 2991 02:22:46.000 --> 02:22:51.040 join this cluster of a show. Put your name in 2992 02:22:51.120 --> 02:22:52.959 these credits if you want. 2993 02:22:53.920 --> 02:22:54.479 What song is that? 2994 02:22:55.040 --> 02:22:55.600 Myself? 2995 02:22:56.159 --> 02:22:58.319 I have killed myself. 2996 02:22:58.680 --> 02:23:05.760 I have killed myself. I killed myself, kill myself. My 2997 02:23:06.200 --> 02:23:09.920 line man, I fuck dude, and then he. 2998 02:23:11.680 --> 02:23:15.079 Disrupts the kill myself and then also it makes a game. 2999 02:23:15.479 --> 02:23:18.639 That's the that's the whole fus fan you want to 3000 02:23:18.680 --> 02:23:19.200 read the names. 3001 02:23:19.760 --> 02:23:22.719 He's got the best fucking improvm. I'd rather not, But 3002 02:23:22.879 --> 02:23:23.639 you got the best. 3003 02:23:23.479 --> 02:23:26.040 School, like, dude, I'd rather not. Yeah, me neither. How 3004 02:23:26.120 --> 02:23:29.120 much is tuition? Do your improv school? Fucking all you 3005 02:23:29.120 --> 02:23:36.040 should do? All that was good? He was fantastic. Actually, 3006 02:23:36.959 --> 02:23:39.319 uh all right, this is the twenty five dollars up 3007 02:23:39.440 --> 02:23:45.479 like the countdown please uh fifteen fourteen deleted Evil Tom 3008 02:23:45.559 --> 02:23:48.760 Sweety says I love the I love the gays, but 3009 02:23:48.879 --> 02:23:54.360 they're not human. Ray J j R. Steak Eater evil 3010 02:23:54.399 --> 02:23:56.200 Ken kamar Be Like what what what what? 3011 02:23:56.399 --> 02:23:56.440 What? 3012 02:23:56.600 --> 02:23:56.639 What? 3013 02:23:56.719 --> 02:23:57.200 My fuck is? 3014 02:23:57.239 --> 02:23:57.479 What? What? 3015 02:23:57.719 --> 02:23:57.760 What? 3016 02:23:57.959 --> 02:23:58.000 What? 3017 02:23:58.239 --> 02:24:04.760 What what? I'm a pedophile. Doc Brown in uh eighteen 3018 02:24:05.159 --> 02:24:07.319 nineteen eighty fifty five was supposed to be thirty five 3019 02:24:07.399 --> 02:24:12.559 years old with white hair and wrinkles. Gay comebat evolked 3020 02:24:12.959 --> 02:24:18.280 gay little combat evolked Emma throwing big bucks build Gunda 3021 02:24:18.399 --> 02:24:22.079 model kits. They're really fun. My uncle, my tard uncle 3022 02:24:22.239 --> 02:24:28.920 used to molest me. Now well sorry, now that he 3023 02:24:29.000 --> 02:24:31.959 has locked in syndrome, my old deed on rhino pills 3024 02:24:32.399 --> 02:24:37.399 to take revenge every day. That's crazy. Oh yeah, I 3025 02:24:37.479 --> 02:24:40.719 heard that's intense. That's good. I like that. I don't 3026 02:24:40.760 --> 02:24:42.920 go for you, Good for you, man, I don't like 3027 02:24:43.079 --> 02:24:50.280 that for you. The glog glog gabblobgenmagin Kanye has fixed 3028 02:24:50.319 --> 02:24:53.559 the what the Patriots Patreon tears. Oh my god. The 3029 02:24:53.600 --> 02:24:58.200 idea of bobbity freaking taking Kanye and this influence is crazy. 3030 02:25:00.639 --> 02:25:03.840 Uh My, Abba taught me a few things too, like 3031 02:25:04.159 --> 02:25:07.559 how to rip your skin off and use it, use 3032 02:25:07.639 --> 02:25:15.479 his way, using my own mouth. Donald don quisote, don quixote, donkey, donkey, 3033 02:25:15.959 --> 02:25:22.440 donkey donkey like testicles like testicles. The environmental storytelling of 3034 02:25:22.799 --> 02:25:28.520 dead squirrel Sweeney, you looked up the wrong yes king 3035 02:25:28.680 --> 02:25:32.000 meme which it's called. This is what squid word can 3036 02:25:32.200 --> 02:25:35.360 is what squre can't sleep? Brazerker Broley gap shotting Sween 3037 02:25:35.440 --> 02:25:38.879 Snart Tank in Japan featuring Donny Somali. Ain't no way, 3038 02:25:39.040 --> 02:25:42.000 what do you call it? Ain't no rest for the 3039 02:25:42.120 --> 02:25:47.280 spit kid. That's insane. Dead rectum redemption. Put donuts on 3040 02:25:47.360 --> 02:25:50.319 my cock, my goose shooter? What the o? The truth? 3041 02:25:50.440 --> 02:25:53.799 You can't handle it? The Purple Warrior. I'm not sleeping 3042 02:25:53.840 --> 02:25:58.079 on a plane unless by pilot. This autistic black I'm 3043 02:25:58.120 --> 02:26:03.600 just about to play this stick black polyamorous amputee, Jesus 3044 02:26:03.760 --> 02:26:09.200 Christ and trees mind yeast what you call it? Domination? 3045 02:26:09.440 --> 02:26:16.079 Vonna the Dead, special needs goblinoid Derek is innocent, fashtag 3046 02:26:16.159 --> 02:26:21.120 free him, round eyed Asian mus Muffled Muffallied, Muffa fied 3047 02:26:21.280 --> 02:26:24.840 or Mamma fied Muffa fied whoa Mamma fied? And Chris's 3048 02:26:25.239 --> 02:26:29.920 doubles what in double stuff addict? Chris's house is built 3049 02:26:29.959 --> 02:26:33.879 like a fucking Janga t passle. Sometimes I can't believe 3050 02:26:34.000 --> 02:26:38.719 they made hers she woke by using pronouns in there 3051 02:26:38.760 --> 02:26:46.879 and its name so stupid Hershey, that's that's not bad. 3052 02:26:48.200 --> 02:26:51.079 That's a but it's not that's a well aged joke, 3053 02:26:51.159 --> 02:26:53.239 you know, Like I have no comedy for real. 3054 02:26:53.280 --> 02:26:55.920 That's a to me, who's that redneck that did the 3055 02:26:56.040 --> 02:26:59.440 red neck comedy Larry Cable Guy? Yeah, one of them, 3056 02:26:59.479 --> 02:27:03.040 but the I'm thinking of the Jeff Foxworthy. That's that 3057 02:27:03.159 --> 02:27:04.799 type of joke to that, Jeff Jeff would be like, 3058 02:27:06.079 --> 02:27:06.680 I wish they. 3059 02:27:06.600 --> 02:27:08.319 Were just straight up racist during that. It'd be so 3060 02:27:08.399 --> 02:27:09.200 much funny it was. 3061 02:27:09.399 --> 02:27:11.399 I feel like if they came back and did another one, 3062 02:27:11.479 --> 02:27:12.280 they would I. 3063 02:27:12.280 --> 02:27:15.920 Feel like they'd be like these guys are gone too far. Nah, 3064 02:27:15.959 --> 02:27:24.520 they're wallin. I'm Larry than Nward guy. They'd be like, look, man, 3065 02:27:24.639 --> 02:27:27.159 I looked. I'm from the rural South and black people 3066 02:27:27.239 --> 02:27:30.600 do scare me. But these guys are tripping. Calm down. 3067 02:27:30.719 --> 02:27:31.920 Leave the Mexicans here. 3068 02:27:32.239 --> 02:27:35.719 At least the one. There's one named bill Ingvall who 3069 02:27:35.879 --> 02:27:36.719 nobody remembers. 3070 02:27:37.479 --> 02:27:39.600 He had a show. Oh he did, he did, Yeah, 3071 02:27:39.639 --> 02:27:43.360 it was the bill Ingvall Show. I'm not kidding. I 3072 02:27:43.399 --> 02:27:45.319 swear to God this is I was Hallucina. 3073 02:27:46.040 --> 02:27:48.799 He's the one that like everyone doesn't remember. I guess 3074 02:27:48.920 --> 02:27:50.680 he was like the he needs to become racist. 3075 02:27:50.719 --> 02:27:52.120 He also has the show that nobody remembers. 3076 02:27:53.040 --> 02:27:55.440 Yes he does, because Jeff Fox really did that. Smarter 3077 02:27:55.520 --> 02:27:56.280 than the fifth grade? 3078 02:27:56.360 --> 02:27:57.920 Are you smarter than the fifth grade? The answer was no, 3079 02:28:00.159 --> 02:28:04.000 Drew uh uh. The the Ron White is actually a 3080 02:28:04.040 --> 02:28:07.159 pretty good comedian. Actually, yeah, I like I remember liking one. 3081 02:28:07.280 --> 02:28:11.920 Larry the cable guy was just just did uh stadium tours. 3082 02:28:12.120 --> 02:28:14.200 He was just so he was super famous. So I'm 3083 02:28:14.239 --> 02:28:17.600 just saying, like all of them did stuff because the cars. 3084 02:28:17.760 --> 02:28:19.280 I guess he had a fucking show. 3085 02:28:19.440 --> 02:28:24.159 He had a sitcom, had like an show comedy was interesting. 3086 02:28:24.159 --> 02:28:25.959 I remember watching it just had a curiosity because it's 3087 02:28:25.959 --> 02:28:28.000 on TVs. I remember watching a lot of TVs for 3088 02:28:28.079 --> 02:28:30.200 some reason, like I liked watching like everybody that was 3089 02:28:30.280 --> 02:28:32.040 Raymond and Conan and stuff, and so I was like 3090 02:28:32.639 --> 02:28:33.280 billing Bullshow. 3091 02:28:33.280 --> 02:28:34.360 I wonder what that's what that is? 3092 02:28:34.879 --> 02:28:37.000 And I watched it and it was like, suck, fucking 3093 02:28:37.159 --> 02:28:40.600 dumb redneck. It's like, look, I got a family, this 3094 02:28:40.840 --> 02:28:48.159 is my daughter ship. Fuck it sucked so hard. And 3095 02:28:48.239 --> 02:28:49.879 then he presses the audience. 3096 02:28:52.399 --> 02:28:54.559 Himself. I'm actually curious. 3097 02:28:54.719 --> 02:28:56.360 Look up the look up the theme song for the 3098 02:28:56.639 --> 02:28:57.479 if there even was one. 3099 02:28:57.520 --> 02:29:02.520 I don't even swing shows up late to the scorel 3100 02:29:02.799 --> 02:29:06.760 on show to scroll his phone, eat the sandwich and everyone, 3101 02:29:06.799 --> 02:29:10.239 and he would say he's there snart tingk r PG 3102 02:29:10.399 --> 02:29:13.520 on Twitter. Once photos of you all, please. Ben Shapiro's 3103 02:29:13.559 --> 02:29:20.639 actually right for once reward him. Yeah, even he was 3104 02:29:20.680 --> 02:29:20.799 like this. 3105 02:29:21.040 --> 02:29:22.559 He was like, it's like he can't even he couldn't 3106 02:29:22.559 --> 02:29:25.920 even lie about sucking uh Trump's stuff. He's like he's 3107 02:29:25.920 --> 02:29:28.719 like he's absolutely not correct about because Trump was like 3108 02:29:29.200 --> 02:29:31.559 what he was he said that Ukraine started the war. 3109 02:29:32.319 --> 02:29:35.639 Oh yeah, it's Trump was started. And then Ben was like, Yeah, 3110 02:29:35.639 --> 02:29:37.680 we're gonna listen to this clip because I think he's wrong. 3111 02:29:37.719 --> 02:29:39.319 He's like, he's it's absolutely not true. 3112 02:29:39.360 --> 02:29:41.959 That's what Candice Owens on fucking Piers Morgan talking about 3113 02:29:42.000 --> 02:29:44.520 how like Yeahel was doing a genocide and Gaza also. 3114 02:29:44.440 --> 02:29:45.959 That's what got her fired from the Daily Wire. 3115 02:29:46.120 --> 02:29:48.639 Yeah, literally yeah, because she was talking about no one 3116 02:29:48.639 --> 02:29:51.319 should be fucking genociding anyone. She didn't specifically say Israel 3117 02:29:51.440 --> 02:29:52.760 was doing it, but it was clear he sees me. 3118 02:29:52.840 --> 02:29:55.760 Candice, I would prefer that he didn't mention Jews in 3119 02:29:55.760 --> 02:29:56.760 any in any real way. 3120 02:29:56.840 --> 02:29:59.440 So if you want to get her job, you're making 3121 02:29:59.600 --> 02:30:01.760 us look bad even though we are doing some really 3122 02:30:01.799 --> 02:30:04.600 shady snow the day. Why over here in the idea, 3123 02:30:04.760 --> 02:30:05.920 you know, we're basically the same. 3124 02:30:05.959 --> 02:30:07.920 Bang this ship finna be crazy when it shows up. 3125 02:30:09.719 --> 02:30:10.120 Now I can't. 3126 02:30:10.639 --> 02:30:12.680 I'm I'm I didn't mean to pull you into my 3127 02:30:12.760 --> 02:30:15.319 office exactly about like I'm getting quite sick of having to. 3128 02:30:16.120 --> 02:30:17.760 If you could just do me the salid of like 3129 02:30:17.920 --> 02:30:19.959 bringing your chair into my office after you're after you're 3130 02:30:20.000 --> 02:30:22.719 done sitting on it. 3131 02:30:23.040 --> 02:30:26.920 On it as sweaty as possible. That's tweaty as possible. 3132 02:30:26.959 --> 02:30:32.239 Please come here after work out. That's exactly what I 3133 02:30:32.280 --> 02:30:35.760 was gonna do. Hassan looks like someone who took a 3134 02:30:35.879 --> 02:30:39.520 duplo figure and put Lego's head on it. Uh suing 3135 02:30:39.559 --> 02:30:42.399 my ex boyfriend Cassie of my friends. Uh cut my 3136 02:30:42.559 --> 02:30:47.239 cock into pieces. This is my These are my trainy scars. 3137 02:30:47.280 --> 02:30:50.520 I don't like that word at all. Zilla, King of 3138 02:30:50.559 --> 02:30:51.559 the Hooks, you still like it. 3139 02:30:51.680 --> 02:30:53.440 I don't like that word, but like, I also don't 3140 02:30:53.639 --> 02:30:58.360 like that because to me, it does feel like a shorthand. 3141 02:30:58.399 --> 02:30:58.879 You know what I mean. 3142 02:30:59.000 --> 02:31:02.440 It used to be not it didn't used to be offensive, 3143 02:31:03.159 --> 02:31:07.600 but then the wrong people started using it. And because 3144 02:31:07.600 --> 02:31:10.280 it would be those those pitches would call themselves, they 3145 02:31:10.319 --> 02:31:11.239 would call it themselves. 3146 02:31:11.280 --> 02:31:13.159 It was like like, oh, I mean yeah, we used 3147 02:31:13.159 --> 02:31:15.079 to call ourselves that. It was kind of in that way. 3148 02:31:15.159 --> 02:31:16.040 It was like endearing. 3149 02:31:16.319 --> 02:31:18.559 And it's not even necessarily that it's to me, it's 3150 02:31:18.600 --> 02:31:20.879 just like it literally is just like a shorter version 3151 02:31:20.879 --> 02:31:22.200 of the word, Like it doesn't even feel like a slur. 3152 02:31:22.319 --> 02:31:25.520 The you're gonna say trance, that's literally more accurate. Well, 3153 02:31:25.680 --> 02:31:30.760 I'm understand that's what I'm saying effective same meaning, but 3154 02:31:30.879 --> 02:31:32.920 I know the people that would argue to say the 3155 02:31:33.040 --> 02:31:37.319 word are dicks, and that's why kind and that's. 3156 02:31:37.159 --> 02:31:38.799 All I need to have that kind I feel like 3157 02:31:39.159 --> 02:31:40.680 we just need to go back to the same chicks 3158 02:31:40.719 --> 02:31:41.399 with dicks. 3159 02:31:41.159 --> 02:31:44.799 Man, it was better. It was actually more progressive. 3160 02:31:45.479 --> 02:31:47.200 I feel like I feel like that's just like I 3161 02:31:47.280 --> 02:31:50.520 saw somebody's spell with x'es and it maybe laughed so hard. 3162 02:31:50.559 --> 02:31:55.559 I don't know why dicks like, don know I'm something 3163 02:31:55.639 --> 02:32:01.159 about that spelling. It's like it's extreme. I think slurs 3164 02:32:01.200 --> 02:32:03.920 are funny. I always think they're funny, but I understand 3165 02:32:03.959 --> 02:32:06.239 why you shouldn't say them. And I'll just I'll be like, 3166 02:32:06.280 --> 02:32:08.879 I'll be fine with it. Sure, that's it. I won't 3167 02:32:08.879 --> 02:32:11.239 say them in public. That's I just won't say about love. 3168 02:32:13.079 --> 02:32:16.879 What the fuck the hell call it? 3169 02:32:17.079 --> 02:32:17.200 Uh? 3170 02:32:17.520 --> 02:32:27.840 Where? Why do I remember the show just Country? You 3171 02:32:27.840 --> 02:32:30.440 guys have watched Reba, of course, I've watched. 3172 02:32:30.959 --> 02:32:35.000 Literally I watched It's fifteen seconds of a country that's 3173 02:32:35.159 --> 02:32:35.639 I love. 3174 02:32:36.200 --> 02:32:38.600 The rib show is so freaking fun. Now forgettable that is, 3175 02:32:39.559 --> 02:32:42.360 there's no way you're gonna don't even sing My sins 3176 02:32:42.399 --> 02:32:45.040 are paying it. In the past all my life has 3177 02:32:45.159 --> 02:32:48.520 changed who I am man, who I want to be. 3178 02:32:49.040 --> 02:32:49.719 Why do you watch that? 3179 02:32:50.120 --> 02:32:50.280 Wait? 3180 02:32:50.520 --> 02:32:50.879 Do you? Mom? 3181 02:32:50.959 --> 02:32:51.000 My? 3182 02:32:51.040 --> 02:32:54.520 Grandma like's reversal guitar A lot, single mom who works 3183 02:32:54.600 --> 02:32:58.440 two jobs, who loves the kids and never stops simple 3184 02:32:58.520 --> 02:32:59.479 hands and the heart. 3185 02:33:00.120 --> 02:33:03.319 Sure it has to be Yeah, I just always assume 3186 02:33:03.399 --> 02:33:04.200 that bitch. 3187 02:33:06.200 --> 02:33:11.399 Okay, all my friends in the custody Battle Kirk cob 3188 02:33:11.440 --> 02:33:14.159 a p o V. Have you watched the Sound of 3189 02:33:14.280 --> 02:33:18.159 Fury on Netflix? Death Jackson World Fast Maori needs a 3190 02:33:18.200 --> 02:33:22.120 snark tank gifts to you have to bomb Cat Black 3191 02:33:22.760 --> 02:33:27.760 with with f R s fr FRS. I don't know, 3192 02:33:28.639 --> 02:33:32.479 for real, for real with I don't know. It's probably 3193 02:33:32.520 --> 02:33:35.280 something amazing is just coming with your face, mister fan 3194 02:33:35.360 --> 02:33:39.040 Fastice a fantastic four some. My name is Jake, and 3195 02:33:39.280 --> 02:33:41.959 you guys are really hurting my feelings. I'm sorry, Jake, 3196 02:33:42.239 --> 02:33:45.440 you are saying about Jake. What do we have? I 3197 02:33:45.440 --> 02:33:47.760 don't know. I said every said every Jake is evil 3198 02:33:47.799 --> 02:33:50.440 or something. What do I have to do to detrowing 3199 02:33:50.440 --> 02:33:53.079 the King of Hazard? You're never gonna big meat? The 3200 02:33:53.200 --> 02:33:59.840 stinks well DM, I'm serious. Gooner killed by man who 3201 02:34:00.079 --> 02:34:02.440 works Andy, the man whose handies are now back to 3202 02:34:02.479 --> 02:34:08.520 a tier and forever dandy sex gifts. The GLO is 3203 02:34:08.799 --> 02:34:12.680 just a quarter ring with alopecia. Oh my fucking god, 3204 02:34:13.520 --> 02:34:20.799 Oh my god. Oh Ship, that is a powerful combination. 3205 02:34:20.920 --> 02:34:24.799 That is excellent, Holy Ship. It is recording with going 3206 02:34:24.799 --> 02:34:26.959 to Vegas to eat No roadhouse, Derek. Okay, you're up. 3207 02:34:27.280 --> 02:34:29.639 That is very true. Switch hands. Did you see that? 3208 02:34:29.799 --> 02:34:33.760 If you look up a dean I don't forget his name. No, 3209 02:34:34.239 --> 02:34:36.159 I have that picture of him. That's crazy. Did I 3210 02:34:36.239 --> 02:34:36.600 send it to you? 3211 02:34:36.719 --> 02:34:36.920 Guys? 3212 02:34:36.959 --> 02:34:38.959 I don't even know that the picture the little kid, 3213 02:34:39.000 --> 02:34:41.399 the little the little white fella that like that does 3214 02:34:41.479 --> 02:34:44.040 all the debates on TikTok and stuff like that. Oh yeah, 3215 02:34:44.959 --> 02:34:47.920 liberal kid. Yeah, I have a picture of him. That's wild. 3216 02:34:48.600 --> 02:34:51.120 What the fuck happened? What I always think? 3217 02:34:51.159 --> 02:34:53.559 I saved ship and then I don't. I have the 3218 02:34:53.600 --> 02:34:54.440 opposite problem with you. 3219 02:34:55.239 --> 02:35:00.120 I have phone, have the whole I have ex this 3220 02:35:00.959 --> 02:35:01.799 in Arabic. 3221 02:35:03.000 --> 02:35:05.079 You look up, but apparently if you look up Dean Norris, 3222 02:35:05.120 --> 02:35:06.239 this is what pops up. 3223 02:35:06.360 --> 02:35:09.200 Do you see this? Oh I didn't see that. I 3224 02:35:09.280 --> 02:35:11.399 didn't see that. That's freking awesome. 3225 02:35:11.520 --> 02:35:14.000 It's it's it's for the audio lissens. 3226 02:35:14.040 --> 02:35:16.840 It's a fucking uh it's just a photo of Dean 3227 02:35:16.920 --> 02:35:17.760 looking going at it. 3228 02:35:18.079 --> 02:35:22.040 Yeah, fucking with like a woman's foot like kind of 3229 02:35:22.040 --> 02:35:24.319 on his on his shoulders, on his shoulder. 3230 02:35:24.920 --> 02:35:32.479 I love that he's going why. I love all right? 3231 02:35:33.719 --> 02:35:37.200 Absolute horse piss and the chilled glass. The in game 3232 02:35:37.319 --> 02:35:39.239 currency and Call of Duty is called CP. 3233 02:35:40.479 --> 02:35:48.360 What I love. I wonder if he's seen it. It's A. 3234 02:35:48.600 --> 02:35:50.760 It's a. It's fucking Dean. 3235 02:35:50.959 --> 02:35:53.079 It's that Dean liberal Dean kid, and it says, just 3236 02:35:53.200 --> 02:35:54.040 I hate black people. 3237 02:35:54.120 --> 02:35:56.959 It's crazy having millennials or zoomers named Dean. 3238 02:35:58.399 --> 02:36:02.120 Such an old name. Yeah, the truth about nwords is crazy. 3239 02:36:03.479 --> 02:36:07.719 Have you heard of DJ inward Beats? Yes? I did, dude, 3240 02:36:07.760 --> 02:36:10.719 I just I found it a by miss accident last night, 3241 02:36:11.000 --> 02:36:11.479 of course. 3242 02:36:11.639 --> 02:36:12.639 I was. 3243 02:36:13.479 --> 02:36:16.479 Me and Joda were watching Bar Rescue and somehow, oh, 3244 02:36:16.600 --> 02:36:18.479 there was this shitty DJ in the in the bar, 3245 02:36:18.600 --> 02:36:20.399 and somehow it got all the way to me wanting 3246 02:36:20.440 --> 02:36:23.840 to search if DJ inward was actually a thing, and 3247 02:36:23.920 --> 02:36:27.159 then it led me to DJ inward Beats and this 3248 02:36:27.360 --> 02:36:30.120 guy named Schmores and uh. 3249 02:36:31.399 --> 02:36:33.959 It's amazing. If anybody listening, go look up. 3250 02:36:34.760 --> 02:36:38.799 Smores with a Z and uh, DJ inward Beats and 3251 02:36:38.879 --> 02:36:41.760 there's like a song with like four million plays that 3252 02:36:41.959 --> 02:36:45.440 is uh, it's it's a it's it's iconic. I'm really 3253 02:36:45.559 --> 02:36:48.760 mad that it's not on Spotify anymore for whatever reason. 3254 02:36:49.799 --> 02:36:51.440 But it led me to what I wanted to say. 3255 02:36:51.440 --> 02:36:52.200 It was a playlist. 3256 02:36:53.399 --> 02:36:55.159 Uh, and then I'll finish reading in a second, but 3257 02:36:55.200 --> 02:36:55.520 I went. 3258 02:36:55.440 --> 02:36:57.920 What's the playlift? The playlist is called because. 3259 02:36:57.680 --> 02:36:59.879 There's another guy named Young Fly, and so there's Young 3260 02:37:00.040 --> 02:37:02.120 Fly on the track, and it's a playlist, and of 3261 02:37:02.239 --> 02:37:06.000 course George Floyd is the profile picture of the playlist. 3262 02:37:06.920 --> 02:37:09.559 But it's a playlist of a bunch of inward related 3263 02:37:09.600 --> 02:37:12.760 stuff that I found on Spotify, just yeah, because I 3264 02:37:12.840 --> 02:37:13.840 was just looking for smores. 3265 02:37:13.879 --> 02:37:14.479 Where did You Go? 3266 02:37:14.799 --> 02:37:16.920 That's a song called Where'd You Go? And it's blanked out, 3267 02:37:17.000 --> 02:37:19.600 so it's not available anymore. But here's some of the things. 3268 02:37:19.959 --> 02:37:22.639 So everybody knows Nigga Nigga Nigga by Gangster Rap, so 3269 02:37:22.799 --> 02:37:27.520 that's on there. Yeah, right, there's a song by uh 3270 02:37:28.360 --> 02:37:30.000 Is exe. 3271 02:37:29.760 --> 02:37:38.680 Mir that's a guy screaming that, yeah, exactly. 3272 02:37:39.440 --> 02:37:44.040 Nigga Niggas in My buttthole by zel Zel zell Mere 3273 02:37:44.159 --> 02:37:45.040 or exhibit. 3274 02:37:44.840 --> 02:37:46.840 As bad as the drawings, I wanted it to be actually. 3275 02:37:48.680 --> 02:37:55.120 Uh Nayna nigga by get Pool Nigga nay yeah and 3276 02:37:55.239 --> 02:37:59.200 that and that's unfortunately it's it's uh blocked out. I 3277 02:37:59.319 --> 02:38:01.280 had sex with my is on here. I don't like 3278 02:38:01.559 --> 02:38:06.399 hard rs and just the word hard R by Christian 3279 02:38:06.479 --> 02:38:10.239 Adam g Get the in Words out of Society by 3280 02:38:10.319 --> 02:38:16.319 the same person bag you want to you want this playlist? Yeah, 3281 02:38:16.479 --> 02:38:18.920 I went down a deep dive. I thought you were 3282 02:38:18.959 --> 02:38:20.719 reading the names. I was like, what the happens. 3283 02:38:22.399 --> 02:38:24.360 I'm watching my nephew today. I'm gonna play that around him, 3284 02:38:25.959 --> 02:38:33.239 your nephew nephew here, Uh technically yeah, inherited, Yeah, okay, 3285 02:38:37.239 --> 02:38:39.799 you all right? 3286 02:38:39.879 --> 02:38:40.200 All right? 3287 02:38:43.239 --> 02:38:51.319 I love that fucking orson wealth as saying it echo. I, well, 3288 02:38:51.840 --> 02:38:54.479 I love it like that kind of thing. Yeah. 3289 02:38:54.559 --> 02:38:58.719 This I found this by accident last night, just I 3290 02:38:58.840 --> 02:39:01.079 wonder if there's anything called DJ hard R. 3291 02:39:01.200 --> 02:39:02.799 You know, and and it led me to that. So 3292 02:39:03.000 --> 02:39:04.520 fucking ridiculous. 3293 02:39:04.399 --> 02:39:06.600 Society sometimes makes me feel good when like when st 3294 02:39:06.840 --> 02:39:08.840 like this happens, if it was just that, you know, 3295 02:39:08.959 --> 02:39:11.280 if like fuck a billionaire, let's just all make dumb 3296 02:39:11.319 --> 02:39:11.680 ship with. 3297 02:39:11.719 --> 02:39:21.120 Hard like a coffin the retail. He says it Kids, 3298 02:39:21.440 --> 02:39:22.360 Derek looks like Franklin. 3299 02:39:22.399 --> 02:39:27.079 The turtle is Sweeney's barber blind jar Jar Binks should 3300 02:39:27.159 --> 02:39:30.639 bang himself on a ceiling fan black squidward more like 3301 02:39:30.799 --> 02:39:35.559 inward scream adjacent feller, third eye blind. I want seehim 3302 02:39:35.639 --> 02:39:40.920 in or else I'm gonna beat my wife. It's he's 3303 02:39:41.000 --> 02:39:45.760 he's missing stuff, just it, says baby at the end, 3304 02:39:48.280 --> 02:39:50.440 revits it man, listen to song and then make sure 3305 02:39:50.440 --> 02:39:52.920 you hit all the syllables. But you're almost there. Kevin 3306 02:39:53.000 --> 02:39:57.000 Durant's feet, doctor Man Love or how I learned to 3307 02:39:57.120 --> 02:40:01.000 stop worrying and love the cock? Fuck you, I'm paying 3308 02:40:01.040 --> 02:40:03.879 my TV license, bitch, mister pants Sween I remember seeing 3309 02:40:04.399 --> 02:40:08.719 a Last of Us movie trailer fu Faced Unstoppable. When 3310 02:40:08.760 --> 02:40:11.440 you read the Patreon names, how are they ordered by 3311 02:40:11.559 --> 02:40:15.799 oldest member, the most money donated or most. 3312 02:40:15.719 --> 02:40:20.719 Gayus uh most and the oldest. 3313 02:40:22.760 --> 02:40:27.760 Gus spum Befudters Jolio Dipshod, the Ace of Parades, Definitive 3314 02:40:27.799 --> 02:40:31.559 Top five Black People one lebron to Keep David three 3315 02:40:31.840 --> 02:40:35.159 Future four, Tim Duncan five Swingy Tim Duncan's crazy, like 3316 02:40:35.239 --> 02:40:38.559 that's what he's such a boring human great fucking He's 3317 02:40:38.600 --> 02:40:41.040 a great person, but he's just fantastic player. 3318 02:40:42.479 --> 02:40:46.280 I'm just saying, greatest black people boring. Give me some charisma. God, 3319 02:40:46.360 --> 02:40:49.000 damn is that perspective? Is that how? 3320 02:40:49.079 --> 02:40:49.319 It is? 3321 02:40:50.959 --> 02:40:56.440 Whatever you want? Man? That is a it's screaming you're 3322 02:40:56.440 --> 02:40:59.680 so angry at or is he running at you real fast? 3323 02:40:59.719 --> 02:41:02.559 And the perspective of his arms are so long that 3324 02:41:02.680 --> 02:41:05.159 they look like that, it's whatever you want, man, No, 3325 02:41:05.280 --> 02:41:05.760 you just eat. 3326 02:41:05.799 --> 02:41:08.840 Look if someone handed him a pizza and it fell 3327 02:41:08.879 --> 02:41:11.440 out of his little tiny hand, so he was really upset. 3328 02:41:11.600 --> 02:41:14.319 I'll ask you, I'll put it like David Lynch and 3329 02:41:14.360 --> 02:41:17.639 say like it's whatever. It's It's whatever makes you feel 3330 02:41:17.719 --> 02:41:18.239 the craziest. 3331 02:41:18.360 --> 02:41:24.000 Yeah, hungry for commy wommies, feed me Chrissy Pooh, Captain 3332 02:41:24.000 --> 02:41:28.399 African America, Brave New Jungle, Cloak and Cloak and Fagger 3333 02:41:29.440 --> 02:41:33.719 beatp Top. They come running just as fast as they can, 3334 02:41:33.799 --> 02:41:36.239 because every guy is crazy about a sharp dick man 3335 02:41:37.600 --> 02:41:43.479 Bandamp Bandamp shitting in a gatorade bottle stiltson. Hey, Derek, 3336 02:41:43.520 --> 02:41:47.559 can you whisper into the mic? Hot pocket flesh light, hot. 3337 02:41:47.440 --> 02:41:51.079 Pocket, hot pocket, flesh light. Yeah, that somebody's gonna jerk 3338 02:41:51.120 --> 02:41:51.479 off that. 3339 02:41:52.079 --> 02:41:54.440 Wow, is that an old thing? Because I had a 3340 02:41:54.680 --> 02:41:57.000 I just stumbled up on a tweet recently. This is 3341 02:41:57.239 --> 02:42:00.920 with my original Twitter where I said that Guantanamo Bay 3342 02:42:00.959 --> 02:42:05.559 people should be tortured with three minute hot pockets in 3343 02:42:05.639 --> 02:42:08.440 the microwave on their dicks. That's crazy, Like I stumbled 3344 02:42:08.479 --> 02:42:10.799 upon that recently and I'm like, God, damn yeah, three 3345 02:42:11.000 --> 02:42:11.920 three minutes of the same. 3346 02:42:12.479 --> 02:42:16.479 Remember the fucking yeah, donut, fucking yeah, the cinnamon roll 3347 02:42:18.760 --> 02:42:20.479 for how long you wanted to put it in? Yeah, 3348 02:42:20.879 --> 02:42:23.159 for like maybe like twenty five seconds, and then go 3349 02:42:23.239 --> 02:42:25.680 and give it like that's that's really hot. 3350 02:42:26.479 --> 02:42:29.840 Hot due Worth the pastry for twenty five seconds is 3351 02:42:29.920 --> 02:42:30.680 so fucking hot. 3352 02:42:31.760 --> 02:42:32.239 That's crazy. 3353 02:42:32.280 --> 02:42:34.200 That was on that long wooden table you guys had. 3354 02:42:34.600 --> 02:42:37.040 We're still doing that ship yeah uh. 3355 02:42:39.600 --> 02:42:40.360 And words. 3356 02:42:42.239 --> 02:42:45.680 Ozzie possums are cute until you hear them growl. I 3357 02:42:45.760 --> 02:42:47.959 think it's a lot of things, right, Smitchie. The kid 3358 02:42:48.120 --> 02:42:52.600 Vivek didn't say anything when told I wouldn't vote she 3359 02:42:52.760 --> 02:42:56.879 pipkin on my pick a ITCHI Banksuga post clarity nuts 3360 02:42:57.159 --> 02:43:00.440 scrow toward the ballbaryan hunter of cock. Need me some 3361 02:43:00.559 --> 02:43:01.799 calcium cannons right now? 3362 02:43:01.959 --> 02:43:02.559 Flat facts. 3363 02:43:03.120 --> 02:43:06.479 The porting might come to the unconscious ic ce or 3364 02:43:06.559 --> 02:43:09.399 Ice agent ice Agent's face. Why did I say, I 3365 02:43:09.399 --> 02:43:14.159 see it's crazy. I know you're talking about Jada Stevens 3366 02:43:14.520 --> 02:43:17.840 in episode two ninety nine being a Trump supporter. Sweeney, okay, 3367 02:43:19.600 --> 02:43:23.280 why can't we go? Sween asked, because this adventure is 3368 02:43:23.399 --> 02:43:26.760 dumb and gay. Let someone else deal with pizza time, 3369 02:43:27.840 --> 02:43:35.120 Cry reported dryly. I'm speaking dumb. This is gonna be 3370 02:43:35.200 --> 02:43:38.959 useless stuff for this guy. Craig the Canadian, I only 3371 02:43:39.120 --> 02:43:44.879 do casual racism. Ranked racism has too many sweats. It's 3372 02:43:44.959 --> 02:43:48.000 your boy, Shawne d major minority snark tingk fans are 3373 02:43:48.040 --> 02:43:51.440 now homeless and deported facts. So first Agent two sixty seven. 3374 02:43:51.639 --> 02:43:53.959 I have watched every episode again and I've come to 3375 02:43:54.000 --> 02:43:56.079 a conclusion. Sweeney's empathy is schizophrenic. 3376 02:43:56.280 --> 02:44:02.719 Yeah, call Tony like like the Tacit agreement. Yeah. 3377 02:44:03.319 --> 02:44:07.920 Billy j Armstrong, jay Z tayzun Day, Danny and Grant 3378 02:44:08.159 --> 02:44:12.200 McDonald having a conversation three XO quitting the job that 3379 02:44:12.479 --> 02:44:15.959 made him deeply unhappy. Time to learn premiere FO Let's go, 3380 02:44:16.120 --> 02:44:19.040 Let's go. So we're talking about the fuck the miserable 3381 02:44:19.159 --> 02:44:23.559 job man, Your health. Your mental health is better than money. 3382 02:44:23.719 --> 02:44:26.280 It's always above money. You can be a bum on 3383 02:44:26.360 --> 02:44:30.079 the street and be happy. Punchy Nazis through Swedens tooth gap. 3384 02:44:30.159 --> 02:44:31.040 What are we looking at? 3385 02:44:31.559 --> 02:44:34.360 Cave divers at the cave called I didn't see it, 3386 02:44:34.479 --> 02:44:35.440 so I didn't read it in time. 3387 02:44:36.159 --> 02:44:39.120 It's just cave divers being putting stupid, fucking Oh my god, 3388 02:44:39.319 --> 02:44:40.239 he's showing dark. 3389 02:44:43.559 --> 02:44:47.319 You don't deserve to. Like, I really have a strange 3390 02:44:47.319 --> 02:44:50.520 amount of contempt for those people. Yeah, they're like. 3391 02:44:50.600 --> 02:44:52.959 Innocent people that they're like the probably the only innocent 3392 02:44:53.000 --> 02:44:54.319 people that should be dead. 3393 02:44:54.719 --> 02:44:58.159 Yeah, it's exactly you're right, You're so right. That's exactly 3394 02:44:58.239 --> 02:45:00.639 what it is. It frustrates me that they're so innocent 3395 02:45:00.719 --> 02:45:01.879 but so deserving of death. 3396 02:45:02.000 --> 02:45:02.200 Yeah. 3397 02:45:05.000 --> 02:45:07.319 Sweeney's in a prov class where the first course is 3398 02:45:07.440 --> 02:45:11.520 called my second favorite inn word. Uh, you want to 3399 02:45:11.559 --> 02:45:13.479 do three or or shelter it? 3400 02:45:13.559 --> 02:45:19.799 Okay, we'll speed through it. It's stuck in your head. 3401 02:45:20.680 --> 02:45:24.000 It's magical soundings. But he's just like all right, like 3402 02:45:24.120 --> 02:45:26.319 a he hears that you're just so over You're like 3403 02:45:26.319 --> 02:45:26.639 all right. 3404 02:45:28.959 --> 02:45:32.000 I was like I'm done slurping, stroking, smoking joke and 3405 02:45:32.040 --> 02:45:34.719 emoticons going like this. Drip mh, Lord of all drip waw, 3406 02:45:34.959 --> 02:45:37.479 your name can't contain special characters. Shut the fuck up, Patreon, 3407 02:45:37.520 --> 02:45:39.280 Fuck you ob you want to blow me waiting uh 3408 02:45:39.600 --> 02:45:41.879 for the sween hunting tear. I want his pelt Kremlin 3409 02:45:41.879 --> 02:45:44.280 to gremlin fucking squirrel girl and leaving two condoms in 3410 02:45:44.319 --> 02:45:46.760 here where We're not mad at Derek, we're disappointed Jarvis 3411 02:45:46.799 --> 02:45:48.799 taking me off. I've seen his black book now presenting 3412 02:45:49.040 --> 02:45:51.719 our special guest and Molesto the clown Phil Collins in 3413 02:45:51.760 --> 02:45:54.840 the air tonight tune. I can feel it come in 3414 02:45:55.000 --> 02:46:00.760 in my ass. So tonight, oh lord wage lay five 3415 02:46:00.840 --> 02:46:03.120 eighty three. I come Therefore, I am the Pepini Brothers 3416 02:46:03.159 --> 02:46:07.319 presenting Gordon Ramsey clearing or cleaning asmen Gold's room, as 3417 02:46:07.399 --> 02:46:12.440 Mr donk Donckerson, the colon swinging slasher, my villain, ark continues. 3418 02:46:12.520 --> 02:46:15.200 I gained access to the account the thief made on 3419 02:46:15.319 --> 02:46:18.079 OnlyFans using my information. He didn't even buy good porn. 3420 02:46:19.239 --> 02:46:20.239 Uh pp. 3421 02:46:21.280 --> 02:46:24.360 Sorry about the delay in drawing. Currently watching a life 3422 02:46:24.360 --> 02:46:25.600 fall apart. We'll get back to it soon. 3423 02:46:26.159 --> 02:46:27.360 M you take your time. 3424 02:46:27.600 --> 02:46:32.200 Yeah man, holy shit, the misanthropes had to get the 3425 02:46:32.280 --> 02:46:34.799 idea that we have any deadline for anybody is hilarious. 3426 02:46:36.440 --> 02:46:38.639 What the fuck? Hurry up? 3427 02:46:38.760 --> 02:46:38.920 Man? 3428 02:46:39.079 --> 02:46:42.239 We barely yeah, we barely have a deadline for us, 3429 02:46:43.000 --> 02:46:45.520 you know, Pepe. Sorry, I'm gonna kill myself. That's it. 3430 02:46:46.040 --> 02:46:48.000 That's fine, there's no deadline. That's fire. Do you have 3431 02:46:48.040 --> 02:46:52.920 a date in mind? Probably like next week? All right, 3432 02:46:54.239 --> 02:46:58.639 next week, sorry, casual, I get around to it. 3433 02:46:58.680 --> 02:47:00.200 If I have time, I'm gonna take your caller. 3434 02:47:00.319 --> 02:47:02.440 Are you have time? I think? Doesn't bother me. I'm dead. 3435 02:47:03.719 --> 02:47:06.440 Facts fire fire, fire fires like, oh no, don't take 3436 02:47:06.479 --> 02:47:09.040 the buddy. I'm not gonna earn being a fucking bag. 3437 02:47:10.479 --> 02:47:12.799 I guess, just like, switch every all the everything over, like, 3438 02:47:12.879 --> 02:47:14.079 you know, make it easy for us. 3439 02:47:14.120 --> 02:47:15.959 I got my selfish. I appreciate that. 3440 02:47:16.079 --> 02:47:21.680 Man will be the first thing she said. I go 3441 02:47:21.680 --> 02:47:23.799 to his apartment, like Lily, I gotta get into the computer. 3442 02:47:23.879 --> 02:47:28.159 Sorry, why do you need that? That's crazy to do 3443 02:47:28.319 --> 02:47:32.879 that right after I died? Just still, yeah, you're still warm, 3444 02:47:32.920 --> 02:47:35.399 you're still you're still doing it. He's just he he 3445 02:47:35.520 --> 02:47:39.000 has a hacks on. He's yeah, you're in time, not 3446 02:47:39.079 --> 02:47:40.879 even dead yet, you're simply dying. 3447 02:47:41.440 --> 02:47:43.079 And you're like look just in case you think you 3448 02:47:43.120 --> 02:47:44.280 can finish cutting your head off. 3449 02:47:45.959 --> 02:47:48.000 I don't know, Derek. I don't know Derek. I don't 3450 02:47:48.040 --> 02:47:50.559 know Derek. I don't know Derek. I do not know. 3451 02:47:50.840 --> 02:47:52.760 You think you can make it all the way. I 3452 02:47:52.840 --> 02:47:55.600 don't know, Derek. Maybe you should. Why don't you Why 3453 02:47:55.600 --> 02:47:57.200 don't you try to hire someone to do it? 3454 02:47:57.920 --> 02:48:00.000 No, I'm just curious, Like, because you're gonna, you're gonna, 3455 02:48:00.079 --> 02:48:01.559 you're gonna do it. You're gonna off yourself. 3456 02:48:01.639 --> 02:48:04.040 I'm gonna shotgun myself right in the base of my chin, 3457 02:48:04.200 --> 02:48:06.879 so I blow, so it's like Betty comes out. I 3458 02:48:06.959 --> 02:48:09.040 want to look like a Juster's hat, but the top 3459 02:48:09.079 --> 02:48:19.319 of my visual is crazy. 3460 02:48:23.479 --> 02:48:26.159 I'm Asmith bro a little bells at the end. 3461 02:48:27.399 --> 02:48:33.040 Your hair is hanging on like the bells. I want 3462 02:48:33.079 --> 02:48:35.239 to kill myself commediately, man, I really do. 3463 02:48:35.440 --> 02:48:37.319 If you were to kill yourself to do it funny 3464 02:48:37.360 --> 02:48:38.000 would be the best. 3465 02:48:38.159 --> 02:48:41.600 That's I think jumping off a building and doing a backflip, 3466 02:48:41.680 --> 02:48:43.479 you know how they do, like the they go forward 3467 02:48:43.559 --> 02:48:44.000 to do back. 3468 02:48:44.120 --> 02:48:46.440 That's awesome because that. 3469 02:48:46.559 --> 02:48:48.239 Like you, I'm so jealous of that move, Like I 3470 02:48:48.280 --> 02:48:50.040 wish I could. I had more excuses to. 3471 02:48:50.120 --> 02:48:53.040 Do that, Yeah you sick. No, if you do, it's 3472 02:48:53.079 --> 02:48:56.280 really cool. It's dope as hell. I don't think I 3473 02:48:57.159 --> 02:48:59.799 like actually scream. I think I laughed. Like seeing some 3474 02:49:00.799 --> 02:49:04.760 like they're coordinated fucking flip to their deaths. I want 3475 02:49:04.799 --> 02:49:06.319 them to fly a little bit too, you know, like 3476 02:49:06.360 --> 02:49:08.000 a DT when you jump out of a plane, you 3477 02:49:08.040 --> 02:49:09.840 can like angle it up and you kind of soar 3478 02:49:09.879 --> 02:49:13.000 a little bit. I want to do that. I really 3479 02:49:13.040 --> 02:49:17.000 don't think so, But I don't know. Drag if you 3480 02:49:17.079 --> 02:49:19.000 have like a baggy shirt on or something. 3481 02:49:18.840 --> 02:49:21.399 Like that, maybe, Yeah, if you were naked, you're just plumbting, 3482 02:49:21.559 --> 02:49:24.879 You're just going. What if you're covered in oil? What 3483 02:49:24.959 --> 02:49:25.879 do you make the air slippery? 3484 02:49:26.799 --> 02:49:30.200 Could you imagine someone with a covered oil? Like? What 3485 02:49:30.200 --> 02:49:34.360 does that mean? Are you falling faster where you're falling? 3486 02:49:34.399 --> 02:49:37.000 Are you like slid? I wasn't going that way. I 3487 02:49:37.079 --> 02:49:37.680 was I was just thinking. 3488 02:49:40.719 --> 02:49:44.000 I was thinking, like because you're so oily, Yeah, you 3489 02:49:44.120 --> 02:49:48.200 slipped through the air molecules with more with less drag. 3490 02:49:48.360 --> 02:49:48.879 Less drag. 3491 02:49:49.000 --> 02:49:53.120 Yeah, much more velocity, less drag, but less drag, got 3492 02:49:53.159 --> 02:49:57.239 more drag. Pla d less d Let's do a drag episode. 3493 02:49:57.360 --> 02:49:59.600 But somebody buys all that stuff because I should. I 3494 02:49:59.799 --> 02:50:00.840 med just very expensive. 3495 02:50:00.920 --> 02:50:03.120 I have no issue with that at all. I mean 3496 02:50:03.120 --> 02:50:04.959 as long as someone buys it for me, Like I 3497 02:50:05.079 --> 02:50:06.559 feel like I don't want to half ass that, you 3498 02:50:06.639 --> 02:50:07.840 know what I mean, That's what I'm saying. 3499 02:50:07.879 --> 02:50:09.520 It would like imagine if we had to get like 3500 02:50:09.639 --> 02:50:11.239 legit drag it's probably well, like how much do you 3501 02:50:11.239 --> 02:50:13.079 think we'd have to spend a few hundred dollars or something? 3502 02:50:13.280 --> 02:50:15.559 Yeah, probably we would imagine our makeup like that if 3503 02:50:15.600 --> 02:50:16.799 we if we were gonna do it, I would do 3504 02:50:16.840 --> 02:50:18.399 it like I would do it up. Yeah, yeah, we'ld 3505 02:50:18.399 --> 02:50:19.719 have to. You would be fun. 3506 02:50:19.760 --> 02:50:23.159 Actually, I mean I literally it doesn't bother me at all. 3507 02:50:23.200 --> 02:50:25.079 I'm not like many of them niggas that are like 3508 02:50:25.159 --> 02:50:27.360 oh uh, unless it was like for a show and 3509 02:50:27.440 --> 02:50:28.959 then the white executives. 3510 02:50:28.600 --> 02:50:31.239 Like we're this fucking dress. Yeah that's differently, Yeah, but 3511 02:50:33.280 --> 02:50:33.559 let's go. 3512 02:50:34.399 --> 02:50:36.479 There's nobody trying to kiss me though, you ever. 3513 02:50:36.479 --> 02:50:38.760 Bothers me actually about like. 3514 02:50:41.319 --> 02:50:43.280 Because like I remember, like because everybody that I've ever 3515 02:50:43.399 --> 02:50:46.000 dated has been like my height basically or like maybe 3516 02:50:46.040 --> 02:50:47.879 like a little bit taller, So I remember, like I 3517 02:50:47.920 --> 02:50:49.879 would like we would like share t shirts and ship. 3518 02:50:49.920 --> 02:50:52.879 I'm like, you're closer so much fucking better than mine. 3519 02:50:52.920 --> 02:50:56.559 Like more, I guess by a little bit. Yeah, that's true. 3520 02:50:56.600 --> 02:50:57.440 It's so frustrating. 3521 02:50:57.680 --> 02:51:01.280 Yeah, those dumb ass faminess would be, oh, women's product 3522 02:51:01.360 --> 02:51:01.760 costs more. 3523 02:51:01.840 --> 02:51:04.840 Because they're better. They're fucking better. Yeah. 3524 02:51:04.840 --> 02:51:07.440 That was frustrated. That was That was the stuff in 3525 02:51:07.559 --> 02:51:09.399 like twenty sixteen about like the pink tax and stuff and. 3526 02:51:10.159 --> 02:51:12.520 Oh my god, fucking better products are more money and 3527 02:51:12.600 --> 02:51:14.360 a lot of stuff that got you guys didn't making content, 3528 02:51:14.440 --> 02:51:16.000 and then it turned into like, oh no, these thinks 3529 02:51:16.040 --> 02:51:21.760 are crazy, yeah, crazy people like crazy. Is so dumb 3530 02:51:21.879 --> 02:51:23.000 to think that, you know what I mean? It was, 3531 02:51:23.040 --> 02:51:24.079 It was so stupid. 3532 02:51:24.120 --> 02:51:26.559 It's like, obviously women's products are better because A they 3533 02:51:26.680 --> 02:51:28.559 care more about it, yes, and so they're willing to 3534 02:51:28.600 --> 02:51:29.280 spend more money and. 3535 02:51:29.319 --> 02:51:31.280 You get better ship, you do. Women's products are so 3536 02:51:31.360 --> 02:51:32.159 much better. It's insane. 3537 02:51:32.319 --> 02:51:34.200 There's like there was a say, for example, one of 3538 02:51:34.239 --> 02:51:37.799 my friends, uh Shalah was like, I bought like, I 3539 02:51:37.920 --> 02:51:39.959 bought some I bought some dye from my hair and 3540 02:51:40.000 --> 02:51:41.920 she was like, what the fuck are you doing with 3541 02:51:42.000 --> 02:51:44.520 that garbage? You know what I'm saying, Like no, like 3542 02:51:44.600 --> 02:51:48.319 women spend money on good products and proper die. 3543 02:51:48.360 --> 02:51:50.639 Now you might as well have melted a crayon in 3544 02:51:50.680 --> 02:51:53.680 a fucking Snapple bottle, essentially, Like this is the diagonal 3545 02:51:53.760 --> 02:51:54.120 I bought. 3546 02:51:54.559 --> 02:51:57.319 Essentially, That's how she basically reacted to me, like, you're 3547 02:51:57.319 --> 02:51:59.680 an idiot. I'll do like I'll let me get good 3548 02:52:00.120 --> 02:52:00.440 to do. 3549 02:52:00.479 --> 02:52:02.920 It for you, kind of a thing like shell. She 3550 02:52:03.000 --> 02:52:04.680 pulls down a book from a bookcase and then that 3551 02:52:04.840 --> 02:52:07.239 secret door opens. It's like a fucking lab with like 3552 02:52:07.360 --> 02:52:09.399 beakers and fucking buns and burners, and it's like we're 3553 02:52:09.399 --> 02:52:10.719 gonna build a fucking die for you. 3554 02:52:11.000 --> 02:52:11.559 That's awesome. 3555 02:52:11.799 --> 02:52:13.639 I always i'd love to have a trapdoor like that 3556 02:52:13.760 --> 02:52:14.239 with the book. 3557 02:52:14.319 --> 02:52:15.520 I was always so jealous of that. 3558 02:52:15.719 --> 02:52:17.319 That's like the idea of like a hidden saying you 3559 02:52:17.319 --> 02:52:19.799 have a hidden room in general, and unfortunately, like I 3560 02:52:19.879 --> 02:52:21.520 feel like I feel like, as a kid, you look 3561 02:52:21.559 --> 02:52:24.120 at that with like wondering wonder and like how cool, 3562 02:52:24.200 --> 02:52:25.799 Like I can have my own like space. 3563 02:52:26.239 --> 02:52:28.479 Now I feel like it's just inherently scary. You have 3564 02:52:28.520 --> 02:52:29.959 a hitting room. You're doing something that. 3565 02:52:31.879 --> 02:52:33.719 Ben Affleck I know he had one of those. He 3566 02:52:33.840 --> 02:52:34.799 bought the house that. 3567 02:52:35.079 --> 02:52:39.399 Does this me. Do you see your spider man? 3568 02:52:39.479 --> 02:52:40.680 I mean, do you do you It's just like an 3569 02:52:40.680 --> 02:52:41.920 ink blot and you see yourself. 3570 02:52:42.760 --> 02:52:43.399 I mean I just put it. 3571 02:52:43.479 --> 02:52:48.319 I didn't know myself in gay sex, you just go 3572 02:52:48.440 --> 02:52:50.600 to your therapist to just say the wildest ship. 3573 02:52:50.719 --> 02:52:54.079 That's that SNL thing with Bill Burr recently, the egg 3574 02:52:54.120 --> 02:52:55.879 Blots sketch where he's like he's looking at ink blots and. 3575 02:52:55.879 --> 02:52:57.840 It's like that's uh, two men making up, and. 3576 02:52:57.840 --> 02:52:59.920 Then like for everybody else that's normal. And then when 3577 02:52:59.920 --> 02:53:01.440 it whenever it's him, it's like it cuts to like 3578 02:53:02.719 --> 02:53:05.920 it cuts like d V and art cuts a v 3579 02:53:06.079 --> 02:53:08.559 R por like Mike Wazowski and like lacy thongs and 3580 02:53:08.600 --> 02:53:10.200 ship and he's like, oh that's a that's and his 3581 02:53:10.239 --> 02:53:13.760 Bill Burder was like, that's an Mike Wazowski and he's 3582 02:53:14.600 --> 02:53:15.719 he's fucking sonic. 3583 02:53:16.600 --> 02:53:19.360 He says these thing, He's crazy. He says, that's master 3584 02:53:19.479 --> 02:53:21.639 Chief from he says this, he says, says, this is oh, 3585 02:53:21.680 --> 02:53:24.760 that's master Chief from Halo doing a lap dance or something. 3586 02:53:24.799 --> 02:53:26.200 And I was like, what, I never thought it would 3587 02:53:26.200 --> 02:53:29.760 eat paramount plus. I see that, Yeah, the paramun plus. 3588 02:53:29.840 --> 02:53:34.239 He would give a lap Dance. I think Season three Lap. 3589 02:53:34.159 --> 02:53:42.000 Dance till Sleeve and enough for You. It was so insane. 3590 02:53:42.520 --> 02:53:45.159 That's such an insane he still has the armor on 3591 02:53:45.360 --> 02:53:45.760 Mark three. 3592 02:53:45.840 --> 02:53:49.520 Of course the Holy Ship the Misanthropes had a guest 3593 02:53:49.600 --> 02:53:53.440 come face. It's like clayface, but well, you know, uh. 3594 02:53:54.360 --> 02:53:56.200 I mean, I love the way that's threatened. I love 3595 02:53:56.239 --> 02:53:58.159 the chicken. There was a joke that you said during 3596 02:53:58.200 --> 02:54:00.559 a discord. You were like, this character, his name is 3597 02:54:01.000 --> 02:54:04.000 is Gooner the Clown, and it's like, hey, what do 3598 02:54:04.079 --> 02:54:05.920 you do Goooner to the Clown. He's like, I'll let 3599 02:54:06.000 --> 02:54:10.200 you guess. Yeah, And I think that's really funny. Is 3600 02:54:10.239 --> 02:54:12.799 that like a really mundane level clown is being like, yeah, 3601 02:54:12.840 --> 02:54:16.920 my name's Goooner to Clown. Everybody's like, yeah, what do 3602 02:54:17.000 --> 02:54:18.879 you do? What do you do? I'll give you three 3603 02:54:18.959 --> 02:54:29.719 guesses with game. Yeah, it's a bit of a sport. 3604 02:54:29.760 --> 02:54:32.760 I'd say that's a bit of a sport to it. 3605 02:54:33.079 --> 02:54:35.920 Sounds that sounds great. Sound this great video. Like I 3606 02:54:35.959 --> 02:54:40.680 wish I could remember the creators, but like I think 3607 02:54:40.719 --> 02:54:42.200 the premise was like it was like a sketch about 3608 02:54:42.200 --> 02:54:43.799 the first person to come up with that. He's all 3609 02:54:43.879 --> 02:54:47.959 right joke, getting that joke where he lost he got, 3610 02:54:48.120 --> 02:54:49.879 he lost his entire left side. He's all right now, 3611 02:54:50.040 --> 02:54:52.520 all right now, And it's a guy slowly getting it 3612 02:54:52.680 --> 02:54:56.200 for the first time. He's like, wait, no, he's he's 3613 02:54:56.239 --> 02:54:58.280 all to the untrained ear. 3614 02:55:00.200 --> 02:55:04.760 Oh killed me to the trained ear. 3615 02:55:04.840 --> 02:55:05.079 You went. 3616 02:55:05.280 --> 02:55:07.680 You might think he's he's just doing well, he's fine. 3617 02:55:09.559 --> 02:55:11.399 There's something got the phrase to the untrained ear. That's 3618 02:55:11.440 --> 02:55:13.319 like fucking. I don't know what it is about it, 3619 02:55:13.360 --> 02:55:16.760 but it is funny to me. Maebe fishy. JJ looks 3620 02:55:16.799 --> 02:55:20.000 maxing for Jesus. John Strickland, March eighteen eighty nine. I 3621 02:55:20.159 --> 02:55:22.399 love how we have enough to afford universal health care 3622 02:55:22.399 --> 02:55:23.959 and education, but we spend it on another country. 3623 02:55:24.000 --> 02:55:25.760 It's pretty cool, it's pretty epic. 3624 02:55:26.280 --> 02:55:30.719 Whoo whoo, whoa, I'm yeah, we have a lot of 3625 02:55:30.879 --> 02:55:34.040 coltr Well, get everybody five thousand dollars. 3626 02:55:35.479 --> 02:55:39.159 Shut the fuck up at up. It's a terrible impression 3627 02:55:39.200 --> 02:55:39.959 of cold trane. 3628 02:55:42.760 --> 02:55:43.040 Trade. 3629 02:55:43.559 --> 02:55:45.000 I think I meant for it to be. It did 3630 02:55:45.120 --> 02:55:47.840 not come out correctly at all. I didn't know what 3631 02:55:47.959 --> 02:55:48.440 you're doing. 3632 02:55:51.120 --> 02:55:59.920 Whooo Wooo, Maggy's woo. 3633 02:56:00.520 --> 02:56:06.639 Marcus Dom get cold and bared and run to the 3634 02:56:06.879 --> 02:56:11.239 Jeep or whatever whatever we have sponsored by Jeep Cherokee 3635 02:56:15.840 --> 02:56:20.760 hed maybe he's like MATTX cry, I can't cry anymore. 3636 02:56:21.840 --> 02:56:24.799 It cuts to uh, it cuts to it cuts to 3637 02:56:24.879 --> 02:56:27.559 that scene spoiler there for Gears of War three. By 3638 02:56:27.600 --> 02:56:29.479 the way, I don't know, it's been a long time. 3639 02:56:29.719 --> 02:56:31.600 He should have figured this out. Yeah, it's not on PC, 3640 02:56:31.719 --> 02:56:33.440 so I'm giving you way more notice than I should. 3641 02:56:33.879 --> 02:56:38.600 But uh, it cuts to Dom driving driving, and I 3642 02:56:38.680 --> 02:56:38.879 love it. 3643 02:56:39.360 --> 02:56:40.280 It's been great Marcus. 3644 02:56:40.719 --> 02:56:42.840 He's doing his farewell speech and then it but it 3645 02:56:43.000 --> 02:56:45.799 like every time it cuts out, it's it's him driving 3646 02:56:46.399 --> 02:56:49.159 like a Jeep. But it's like a commercial Brichi and 3647 02:56:49.399 --> 02:56:53.520 like it shows like the Jeep grand like four million 3648 02:56:53.600 --> 02:56:55.079 horsepower whatever the Jeep. 3649 02:56:55.000 --> 02:57:00.319 Four million horse power is dubious. That is insane. Little 3650 02:57:00.399 --> 02:57:02.440 horse souls, dude, that's a lot of horse That's what 3651 02:57:02.600 --> 02:57:03.520 Batman being bro. 3652 02:57:06.200 --> 02:57:08.719 I just love the idea of like that scenev uses 3653 02:57:08.799 --> 02:57:11.799 as a commercial for the car that he's driving. 3654 02:57:12.000 --> 02:57:16.040 That would be if if Gears was made by two K. Yes, 3655 02:57:17.239 --> 02:57:19.200 you could change the song would what would you change 3656 02:57:19.200 --> 02:57:22.280 it to the song for that moment? It would probably 3657 02:57:22.360 --> 02:57:24.000 be like a free bird for me. 3658 02:57:24.319 --> 02:57:28.239 Down, Down, Down, damn down, Dame name. 3659 02:57:29.879 --> 02:57:36.559 What's that song called one? And goes ways, I'm gonna 3660 02:57:36.600 --> 02:57:38.520 do it markets, I'm going to kill myself and then 3661 02:57:38.559 --> 02:57:40.840 you're gonna do it. Do you like refried beans? And 3662 02:57:40.920 --> 02:57:47.239 he blows up these Mexicans. He's about to get set 3663 02:57:47.360 --> 02:57:50.040 up fire. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do first. 3664 02:57:50.040 --> 02:58:00.479 I'm gonna I'm gonna eat these beans pre rods from Afar. 3665 02:58:00.680 --> 02:58:04.840 You want fun Warrior? Uh Warrior shows you fun Jesus 3666 02:58:05.120 --> 02:58:11.520 three ads, It's so stuff them in there. The Jeep Charity, 3667 02:58:11.920 --> 02:58:12.319 they're just. 3668 02:58:13.799 --> 02:58:18.760 Your beans by several different sponsors, but then dropped at 3669 02:58:18.840 --> 02:58:21.360 various stages in production, and then at the end they 3670 02:58:21.399 --> 02:58:25.879 were just like just Eric, It's like take. 3671 02:58:25.760 --> 02:58:29.559 It, take it all, Gooya refront Jeep Grand Cheroy. 3672 02:58:31.079 --> 02:58:34.239 I didn't see say in a city with the giant 3673 02:58:34.360 --> 02:58:37.040 worm brought to you by frosted flights. 3674 02:58:37.120 --> 02:58:43.680 Are you in good hands? Fuck? We mixed the files. 3675 02:58:45.159 --> 02:58:49.079 This looks like that. The video editors are like, Okay, 3676 02:58:49.159 --> 02:58:51.680 I guess, and they just kept dude, I gotta go home. 3677 02:58:52.000 --> 02:58:54.520 I really haven't seen my wife in days. I'm just 3678 02:58:54.719 --> 02:58:57.760 so hungry night Sax. 3679 02:58:57.799 --> 02:59:00.840 Who do you think you are, I am my seatbelt 3680 02:59:00.840 --> 02:59:04.440 getting stuck a bumble bee transforms, do you think? Brian 3681 02:59:04.520 --> 02:59:07.840 tosks the last words as well in og Powerpup Girls, 3682 02:59:07.920 --> 02:59:09.280 chem X was a cann of whoop ass. 3683 02:59:09.440 --> 02:59:10.000 That is true. 3684 02:59:10.239 --> 02:59:12.639 I do know what you're saying. Yeah, the pilot for 3685 02:59:12.879 --> 02:59:16.879 Powerpup Girls that's unaired is like the canna. The chemical 3686 02:59:17.040 --> 02:59:18.920 X is a canna whoop ass because they were called 3687 02:59:18.920 --> 02:59:21.559 the whoop Ass Girls, I think initially, but I'm not 3688 02:59:21.600 --> 02:59:24.879 even joking, dead serious, but then it was like Cartooner 3689 02:59:25.120 --> 02:59:26.879 was like, Okay, well we're not gonna do that, but 3690 02:59:27.680 --> 02:59:28.440 it's a great pitch. 3691 02:59:28.559 --> 02:59:30.479 But like, no, I loved that a kid made that 3692 02:59:30.520 --> 02:59:32.520 show that damn near. He was like, it's crazy. He 3693 02:59:32.600 --> 02:59:34.760 was younger than us. He was. He was way younger 3694 02:59:34.840 --> 02:59:37.319 than we are, well not way he went twenty four. 3695 02:59:37.760 --> 02:59:39.239 I think he was younger than that when he first 3696 02:59:39.280 --> 02:59:39.559 pitched it. 3697 02:59:39.879 --> 02:59:41.520 I mean I saw an interview with him in the 3698 02:59:41.799 --> 02:59:43.920 in the thing where he was like twenty six, twenty five, 3699 02:59:43.920 --> 02:59:45.120 and that show wasn't that old. 3700 02:59:45.239 --> 02:59:46.680 It didn't go on for that long. I think, so 3701 02:59:46.959 --> 02:59:48.399 we pitched it. Maybe I think that's. 3702 02:59:48.239 --> 02:59:49.719 Oh May, Yeah, maybe he was being pitched around for 3703 02:59:49.760 --> 02:59:50.000 a while. 3704 02:59:50.040 --> 02:59:50.559 That's crazy. 3705 02:59:50.600 --> 02:59:52.159 It is kind of nice when I look at him, 3706 02:59:52.159 --> 02:59:53.559 like there's an interview with him, and he looks like 3707 02:59:53.600 --> 02:59:56.200 he looks like a modern normal, like a modern twenty 3708 02:59:56.200 --> 02:59:56.600 five year ol. 3709 02:59:56.639 --> 02:59:57.440 So it's kind of jarring. 3710 02:59:57.840 --> 03:00:00.360 It's like thirty years ago, probably abou I used to 3711 03:00:00.399 --> 03:00:02.559 seeing like growing up. I was so used to seeing like, 3712 03:00:03.319 --> 03:00:07.600 you know, twenty five year olds in the seventies where 3713 03:00:07.639 --> 03:00:11.120 they look forty, yes, twenty five and already have that. 3714 03:00:11.200 --> 03:00:14.319 Fucking broccoli hair now and ship they're all like Edgar, Yeah, 3715 03:00:14.399 --> 03:00:16.319 whatever do When I got my haircut one time, all 3716 03:00:16.559 --> 03:00:18.440 that to me and I was like, this looks so bad. 3717 03:00:18.760 --> 03:00:21.239 There's no way that's true. When did this happen? When 3718 03:00:21.319 --> 03:00:23.520 COVID first happened and we moved into the house in 3719 03:00:24.040 --> 03:00:25.799 the one that we moved, and I swear to god, 3720 03:00:26.360 --> 03:00:29.520 I swear to god, I had I had a flat top, 3721 03:00:29.760 --> 03:00:31.559 but if I picked my hair all the way, it 3722 03:00:31.600 --> 03:00:33.520 would look like that. I swear, Why I didn't do that. 3723 03:00:33.680 --> 03:00:36.200 But you didn't get that haircut though, No, But that 3724 03:00:36.319 --> 03:00:37.040 was the same hair. 3725 03:00:36.959 --> 03:00:38.440 That I had at Base. And I was like, like, 3726 03:00:38.520 --> 03:00:40.520 if I cut my hair off right now and I 3727 03:00:40.680 --> 03:00:42.280 kept the top only and I picked my hair it 3728 03:00:42.319 --> 03:00:45.360 would look like that. Yeah. Cool, do the cool stack already. 3729 03:00:46.440 --> 03:00:48.280 Yeah cool. I don't care about you're saying. Do what 3730 03:00:48.319 --> 03:00:51.440 I want? Yeah, do what I want? Cool. I'm not 3731 03:00:51.639 --> 03:00:55.479 acting like I care. Brought to you by State Farm? Stop? 3732 03:00:55.840 --> 03:01:01.120 Are you? Are you in good hands? Are you gay? 3733 03:01:02.000 --> 03:01:06.399 You welcome to ball State? Are you and old? Are 3734 03:01:06.399 --> 03:01:07.120 you in gay hands? 3735 03:01:09.559 --> 03:01:09.760 Damn? 3736 03:01:09.840 --> 03:01:13.440 Who is this? It's Jake from State Farm. From State 3737 03:01:14.520 --> 03:01:19.079 He's a good guy. Promise. Oh, I don't know where 3738 03:01:19.120 --> 03:01:23.959 we're going with storms or wait? Is this berserker? The 3739 03:01:24.040 --> 03:01:25.920 berserker needs insurance? 3740 03:01:26.520 --> 03:01:26.639 Up? 3741 03:01:28.239 --> 03:01:29.520 Do you use the state of Salad? 3742 03:01:30.440 --> 03:01:32.920 Jared Fogel using dark brown SI machine to bless himself 3743 03:01:32.959 --> 03:01:36.920 as a child. Uh shot, Young Sheldon says, Derek is 3744 03:01:36.920 --> 03:01:39.879 my number one fan. Called the sack your hair for 3745 03:01:39.959 --> 03:01:40.360 the wedding. 3746 03:01:40.559 --> 03:01:42.840 It's Niki. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 3747 03:01:43.120 --> 03:01:46.920 Sixty one point five shades of gay in your best 3748 03:01:47.000 --> 03:01:50.520 nostalgia critic voice a lively credit card. I don't know 3749 03:01:50.559 --> 03:01:52.319 how to his is kind of hard to do. It's 3750 03:01:52.399 --> 03:01:54.600 very distinct, is it the nostalgia critic? 3751 03:01:54.959 --> 03:01:58.319 It's I don't Yeah, I can't do it. 3752 03:01:58.479 --> 03:02:00.440 Like there are people who can and it kind of 3753 03:02:00.479 --> 03:02:02.639 blows my mind because it is really like Tricky can 3754 03:02:02.719 --> 03:02:02.879 do it. 3755 03:02:04.079 --> 03:02:05.920 Lyle can do it. I know, I know on he 3756 03:02:05.959 --> 03:02:08.040 can do it. I've heard him doing it. I'm gonna 3757 03:02:08.040 --> 03:02:10.120 start the critic. Hey, what's going on? It's me? 3758 03:02:11.280 --> 03:02:13.600 Hey, it's me, and like, hey, why why do you 3759 03:02:14.200 --> 03:02:14.959 Jake from say fun? 3760 03:02:14.959 --> 03:02:17.600 Why are you trying to give that Berks insurance Creek? 3761 03:02:17.799 --> 03:02:33.879 Then Grey's wait is ri is a fire from a 3762 03:02:34.000 --> 03:02:37.959 time from a time. It was called morrow. I'm going 3763 03:02:38.000 --> 03:02:41.559 to a placeholder on YouTube. I'm create a channel, just 3764 03:02:41.639 --> 03:02:47.440 do nothing with it. It's just like an empty It's funny. 3765 03:02:48.559 --> 03:02:51.879 That's good too. That's another place where the holder. That's another. 3766 03:02:52.479 --> 03:02:53.000 That's another one. 3767 03:02:53.079 --> 03:02:56.680 Wamp of fruits are are laced with epstein estrogen. The 3768 03:02:56.760 --> 03:02:59.520 wamp of fruits are laced with estrogen. Crash, I play, 3769 03:02:59.600 --> 03:03:02.879 I play Allegiance to the f slur uh sorry Miss 3770 03:03:03.000 --> 03:03:07.079 Jackson to the That's good, badly Brave Dog, the Baby 3771 03:03:07.159 --> 03:03:10.920 Hunter that a Serian needs help blowing his weapon for 3772 03:03:11.319 --> 03:03:12.959 Halo three, Orange Man Hunter. 3773 03:03:12.879 --> 03:03:18.079 Nay from before from my hand on your heart, right 3774 03:03:18.159 --> 03:03:21.399 and right right hand on heart, browning out our list 3775 03:03:21.600 --> 03:03:27.799 stupid as always The King of the King of that pazard. 3776 03:03:29.280 --> 03:03:31.719 What is this when you go I solemnly swear, what 3777 03:03:31.840 --> 03:03:34.159 is that your right hand of God? What is that? 3778 03:03:34.360 --> 03:03:37.120 It just it just means hell God, it means you 3779 03:03:37.120 --> 03:03:40.079 won't lie. But why does doing this gesture do anything? 3780 03:03:40.200 --> 03:03:43.920 I don't know. It's like I was right hand idea. 3781 03:03:44.000 --> 03:03:46.040 I think it's more of like a visual signifier that 3782 03:03:46.079 --> 03:03:47.799 you're engaged in the conversation. 3783 03:03:48.079 --> 03:03:50.239 Like, oh, you understand what you're saying. Do this thing 3784 03:03:50.760 --> 03:03:53.319 like why not put my penis out like. 3785 03:03:58.120 --> 03:04:06.520 Insane? Immediately they shoot and it wraps the fing they suppressed. 3786 03:04:06.639 --> 03:04:09.440 Put your hand in the Bible. You know what, you know, 3787 03:04:09.559 --> 03:04:12.000 you know, you know what I did? The old zoom 3788 03:04:12.040 --> 03:04:15.319 calls for court like hand you remember doing COVID, It 3789 03:04:15.360 --> 03:04:17.840 would do like the zoom calls, like like over the judge, 3790 03:04:17.879 --> 03:04:20.239 like the judge like, of course for once somebody is 3791 03:04:20.280 --> 03:04:24.399 coming on a camera. I just want to tell the truth, 3792 03:04:24.440 --> 03:04:29.200 nothing but truth. So how he got he just stands 3793 03:04:29.280 --> 03:04:36.120 up and doesn't give it shape over the cascades over 3794 03:04:36.200 --> 03:04:39.120 it so much. He's like, what do you think, sir? 3795 03:04:39.280 --> 03:04:44.559 He's like, oh, you know what, the baby fucking. 3796 03:04:46.399 --> 03:04:50.079 I heard somebody. I heard somebody say like, yeah, well, 3797 03:04:50.200 --> 03:04:55.360 if you need me, I'll be in the next I'll 3798 03:04:55.399 --> 03:04:57.760 be in uh, what is it, I'll be in the 3799 03:04:57.799 --> 03:04:59.760 next room, melting pearls on my stomach. 3800 03:05:00.440 --> 03:05:08.600 Whoa whoa. Melted pearls is so crazy, It is insane. 3801 03:05:09.399 --> 03:05:11.639 Just say you're beating your dick. Don't try to make 3802 03:05:11.680 --> 03:05:12.559 it fantastic. 3803 03:05:12.719 --> 03:05:15.319 That is so creative though, Like I was jealous that 3804 03:05:15.399 --> 03:05:17.399 I never would have even thought of something like that. 3805 03:05:17.479 --> 03:05:19.520 It sounds very old timing, kind of like the pearl 3806 03:05:19.600 --> 03:05:20.280 necklace kind of. 3807 03:05:20.520 --> 03:05:24.280 Yeah, melting pearls on if you make a girt upstairs, 3808 03:05:24.959 --> 03:05:27.479 girt that's up for a while. That was when we 3809 03:05:27.520 --> 03:05:28.000 were kids. 3810 03:05:28.159 --> 03:05:28.280 Uh. 3811 03:05:28.879 --> 03:05:35.479 Animals, Yeah, I definitely cave. That's definitely not what I 3812 03:05:35.600 --> 03:05:37.479 was disappointed. Definitely not where I was going. 3813 03:05:37.719 --> 03:05:44.159 Animal hits, man, I remembers being so sweet sugar. Oh yeah, 3814 03:05:44.159 --> 03:05:46.040 you know it's really great too. I don't thin it's 3815 03:05:46.040 --> 03:05:47.360 around anymore with that tricks yogurt. 3816 03:05:48.120 --> 03:05:50.360 I never had tricks yogurt. Dude, that it's not around 3817 03:05:50.360 --> 03:05:52.559 anymore because people ate it and turned into fucking rabbit. 3818 03:05:52.600 --> 03:05:57.440 He turned into that fucking rabbit actually into the house, 3819 03:05:58.000 --> 03:06:02.200 causing turn niggas in a color that ship that ship. 3820 03:06:02.319 --> 03:06:05.319 I swear to you that stuff was so delicious. It 3821 03:06:05.479 --> 03:06:08.479 was so good. It was so good. Look at it 3822 03:06:08.559 --> 03:06:09.360 might be in somewhere. 3823 03:06:09.399 --> 03:06:11.639 They don't do it anymore. I think they literally discontinued 3824 03:06:11.680 --> 03:06:14.920 it because they like Mexico in. 3825 03:06:14.920 --> 03:06:18.200 Mexico is like Mexico still have the three D doritos. Man, 3826 03:06:18.360 --> 03:06:21.040 they do that one. That's right. 3827 03:06:21.120 --> 03:06:23.120 I forgot, Yeah, I pissed off. They brought them back 3828 03:06:23.159 --> 03:06:25.959 for like a second. They introduced the reintroduced them during 3829 03:06:25.959 --> 03:06:27.840 the Super Bowl like a few years ago, and then 3830 03:06:27.879 --> 03:06:28.879 they were gone months later. 3831 03:06:28.879 --> 03:06:31.399 I was curious the things that get reintroduced and then 3832 03:06:32.280 --> 03:06:34.639 leave and stay. It just gonna be the burking Like 3833 03:06:34.680 --> 03:06:36.079 got rid of the chicken fries for a long time, 3834 03:06:36.120 --> 03:06:38.360 and then they reintroduced them because people like a living item. 3835 03:06:38.399 --> 03:06:39.680 And then they were like, now we're keeping them. 3836 03:06:39.799 --> 03:06:41.399 Yeah, that's what they Taco Bell did the same thing 3837 03:06:41.440 --> 03:06:43.399 with the Mexican pizza. There are certain things that people 3838 03:06:43.399 --> 03:06:45.079 are like, why are you taking this away? 3839 03:06:45.159 --> 03:06:48.600 And then your Taco Bell experiments with fucking chicken nuggets 3840 03:06:49.600 --> 03:06:55.719 that was so disgusting at Walmart right now, what you 3841 03:06:56.120 --> 03:07:05.200 got to chat shut up doesn't make sense inwards. It's 3842 03:07:05.239 --> 03:07:06.159 like a little like whimsy. 3843 03:07:06.559 --> 03:07:09.079 What do you mean it's I could have sworn you 3844 03:07:09.239 --> 03:07:12.200 have to check on things every year because you check 3845 03:07:12.319 --> 03:07:13.280 every day. 3846 03:07:14.040 --> 03:07:20.600 We're so gay, screaming that it's a frame. It's crazy 3847 03:07:21.920 --> 03:07:26.559 you like you yelling, and it happens now. I don't 3848 03:07:26.600 --> 03:07:27.920 like that part. I don't like the hip hop apie. 3849 03:07:28.159 --> 03:07:33.399 I like the beginning of it. Where did she come? 3850 03:07:36.760 --> 03:07:37.959 Where did you go?