WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:03.279 Let's do the Minnesota goodbye and here we go. Janita, 2 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:07.200 will you kick things off for us? You will, Anita, 3 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:10.359 You're delightful. Let's get started. Here's Juanita's RNT. 4 00:00:10.720 --> 00:00:14.279 Hey yall, Hey, So this week's rent is about school activities. 5 00:00:14.679 --> 00:00:18.359 So my son plays basketball for and Over High school, 6 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:21.480 Go Huskies. Now, in order for him to play basketball, 7 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:23.920 me and his dad had to pay four hundred dollars. 8 00:00:23.760 --> 00:00:25.839 For him to play. That's fine. 9 00:00:26.519 --> 00:00:28.480 He wanted to play hockey, but we looked into how 10 00:00:28.519 --> 00:00:32.119 much fucking hockey costs and I'm like shit, I just 11 00:00:32.119 --> 00:00:34.159 gave him an excuse that black people don't play hockey. 12 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:37.159 So he's playing basketball. 13 00:00:37.240 --> 00:00:40.520 But here's the part that pisses me off. So whenever 14 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:43.240 there's a tournament at school and me and his dad go, 15 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:46.920 we have to pay as parents ten dollars to get in. 16 00:00:47.359 --> 00:00:49.399 It's like fuck, I just paid four hundred dollars for 17 00:00:49.479 --> 00:00:52.000 him to play, I gotta pay ten dollars to watch 18 00:00:52.079 --> 00:00:55.240 him play. Then, on top of that, they make the 19 00:00:55.280 --> 00:01:01.560 parents of the players volunteer their services on weekends, so 20 00:01:02.439 --> 00:01:06.439 I have to go and work the concession on Friday 21 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:11.640 or Saturday, volunteerily. So that means that I have to 22 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:14.640 give up my weekend to serve Chick fil A sandwiches 23 00:01:14.680 --> 00:01:19.159 and fucking sour patches and gatorade to some sweaty teenagers. 24 00:01:19.359 --> 00:01:24.040 It's like, come on, what. I understand that the referees 25 00:01:24.079 --> 00:01:27.200 got to get paid and blah blah blah, but still, 26 00:01:27.319 --> 00:01:33.640 god damn it shit pisses me off. Well that's my rent. 27 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:37.640 Oh that's funny. I've heard that we were never a 28 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:42.079 sports family. Allison played volleyball and Carson was in banned, 29 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:44.840 so we were not a sports family. Alison was like 30 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:48.560 theater volleyball a little bit. But hockey, ef heard, is 31 00:01:48.719 --> 00:01:51.319 very expensive, from the uniforms of the pads of the skates, 32 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:52.680 to the ice time and all that stuff. 33 00:01:52.719 --> 00:01:54.920 Even four hundred dollars for basketball. 34 00:01:56.959 --> 00:01:58.599 Sorry I might have missed it. Did she say what 35 00:01:58.680 --> 00:02:00.359 grade he's in school? 36 00:02:00.439 --> 00:02:00.719 Yeah? 37 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:03.079 Well yeah, also I went there. I don't know. 38 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:06.280 That seems like a lot. And to play to pay 39 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:08.719 extra for tournaments, I don't know. When I played high 40 00:02:08.719 --> 00:02:12.919 school soccer, we didn't have to pay extra for anything 41 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:14.759 besides the initial registration. 42 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:17.240 Right, And that's what I mean. I'm not playing a sport, 43 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:19.840 but for speech, it's one hundred dollars to just be registered. 44 00:02:19.960 --> 00:02:20.759 What does the money go to. 45 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:24.240 It goes for like buses and like tournament fees, so 46 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:26.879 like every time you sign up for a tournament, and 47 00:02:26.919 --> 00:02:29.039 I assume it's the same with like a sport, but 48 00:02:29.080 --> 00:02:31.560 you have to pay for like each entry into the tournament. 49 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:34.680 Well, Wanita, I'm glad that, honestly, they're not sticking pat 50 00:02:34.759 --> 00:02:38.400 taxpayers with that, because I think that obviously there's four 51 00:02:38.479 --> 00:02:40.360 hundred dollars that probably does need to be spent on, 52 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:45.919 you know, the coaches, the referees and equipment, but probably 53 00:02:45.919 --> 00:02:48.479 bus time and that type of thing. But I'm I'm 54 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:51.599 really glad that it's on the parents because it's an 55 00:02:51.599 --> 00:02:54.639 optional thing. And I know, Janita, I get it, you're pissed. 56 00:02:55.000 --> 00:02:56.879 I had to work the concession stand a couple of times, 57 00:02:56.960 --> 00:02:59.439 I think when Carson was in band and when Allison 58 00:02:59.479 --> 00:03:02.199 was in volley, and I didn't mind it. You know, 59 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:04.599 it's actually kind of fun. It's like a three hour 60 00:03:04.759 --> 00:03:06.159 job and it's kind of fun. 61 00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:06.840 Yeah. 62 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:09.680 I mean, good for you, Janita, that you even do that, 63 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:12.599 because I anytime I email any of the parents for 64 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:16.479 the kids on my team, I get crickets zero people 65 00:03:16.520 --> 00:03:18.240 respond to my emails, and I had thirty kids on 66 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:18.639 my team. 67 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:21.240 This is something you'll notice is you're raising kids and 68 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:24.000 you have them in Girl Scouts or gymnastics or band 69 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:28.319 or Boy Scouts or whatever, the same three people volunteer 70 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:32.800 and run everything. The rest of the parents they don't 71 00:03:33.000 --> 00:03:36.439 for whatever reason. And sometimes they have a legitimate excuse, like, hey, 72 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:40.360 mom is coaching softball and she's got a kid in 73 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:42.960 Boy Scouts, she's probably not going to volunteer to be 74 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:46.599 an assistant Scout master. But there are literally some people 75 00:03:46.639 --> 00:03:49.879 that just don't ever think of volunteering. Yeah, and we 76 00:03:49.879 --> 00:03:54.439 were in Boy Scouts. The same handful of us did everything. 77 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:58.439 I'm looking at Dan and Kim and Gwynn and me 78 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:01.719 and Susan. Yeah we did everything. And I'm probably forgetting 79 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:04.960 some people. But that is the thing about volunteers is 80 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:07.039 some people it never occurs to them. One of my 81 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:10.680 favorite stories was there was this wonderful family. They're very sweet, 82 00:04:10.719 --> 00:04:13.120 and he was very nice, and his wife was very 83 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:15.680 charming and had a very well behaved kid. But they 84 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:18.879 would come to the campouts and they would watch as 85 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:21.920 you cooked pancakes and you cook bacon, and then you'd 86 00:04:21.959 --> 00:04:24.480 be like, Okay, yeah, breakfast is ready. They'd walk up, 87 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:27.279 they'd scoop up all the food, and they'd stand around 88 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:30.480 while you were washing dishes. Yes, and we used to 89 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:32.120 make fun of them because they were so kind, but 90 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:34.639 they would sit there and talk to you. Yes, and 91 00:04:34.680 --> 00:04:38.199 you're working extra hard to show them, bitch, I'm working 92 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:40.600 here while you're eating the fucking pancakes that I made you. 93 00:04:40.759 --> 00:04:41.240 I feel the. 94 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:43.079 Same way when like parents approached me at the end 95 00:04:43.079 --> 00:04:44.920 of the year and they're like, oh, you have done 96 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:47.519 so much for my daughter, blah blah blah, And I'm like, really, 97 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:49.879 because this is the first time I've ever spoken to 98 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:52.079 you in my entire life, and I've emailed you eight 99 00:04:52.160 --> 00:04:55.839 hundred times. So oh makes me mad wanting to Actually 100 00:04:56.319 --> 00:04:58.959 you made me mad, so but good for you for volunteering. 101 00:04:58.959 --> 00:05:00.639 Wanted to yet your on the back. 102 00:05:00.800 --> 00:05:03.120 We did have this discussion on the show though, one time, 103 00:05:03.160 --> 00:05:07.279 that some people contribute via like sending money to whatever 104 00:05:07.399 --> 00:05:09.560 might be going on because they don't have the time. Yeah, 105 00:05:09.720 --> 00:05:12.199 and so some people I forgot. It's like a specific 106 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:14.480 name you give to the people who will volunteer versus 107 00:05:14.519 --> 00:05:16.399 the people who are just like here's money, so this 108 00:05:16.439 --> 00:05:20.000 can happen, and like, people were pretty split. They're like, yeah, 109 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:21.759 I don't have the time, but I give you money, 110 00:05:22.160 --> 00:05:24.800 and the people that do at the time do go 111 00:05:24.879 --> 00:05:25.519 and volunteer. 112 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:26.720 Sometimes it's neither. 113 00:05:27.240 --> 00:05:30.079 Yeah, I think sometimes it is neither, But yeah, I 114 00:05:30.079 --> 00:05:34.839 totally get that. The next one Stephanie is writing in 115 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:37.519 she says, I'm watching Toy Story with my kid tonight, 116 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:40.399 and I'm loving how many amazing references are made that 117 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:44.279 only adults would notice. Mister potato Heads says wood he 118 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:48.519 is a kiss hass by taking his mouth and then 119 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:50.600 touching his butt. Oh, he takes his mouth off and 120 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:55.319 then touches his butt. Sid tortures Woody and is pretending 121 00:05:55.319 --> 00:05:59.120 he's part of a rebellion group. Buzz is drunk due 122 00:05:59.120 --> 00:06:02.040 to his overwhelming emotional realization that he is only a 123 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:05.079 toy anyway. Doing a deep dive into Toy Story, I 124 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:08.079 learned that kid Sid is played by a teenage heart 125 00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:13.000 throb that anybody who saw Princess Diaries would appreciate Eric 126 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:17.000 von Detton. Oh no idea. Huh Now when I listen 127 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:19.600 back to it, it totally makes sense. But oh boy, that 128 00:06:19.720 --> 00:06:23.959 was crazy at first. Hey, random email. Love it, Thank you, Stephanie. 129 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:27.160 Sorry, it is great. First CGI movie to ever be created, 130 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:31.560 like a full length movie, my fact. 131 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:35.319 Next one is this where I can send an idea 132 00:06:35.319 --> 00:06:38.600 for the Minnesota Goodbye, says Angelique. Yes, yes, I will 133 00:06:38.600 --> 00:06:41.000 write her back right now. Yes, yep. 134 00:06:41.120 --> 00:06:43.600 Maybe she'll get back to us during the Minnesota Goodbye. 135 00:06:43.759 --> 00:06:48.160 Be amazing. Oh. Next one, this is an interesting one. 136 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:53.439 It says politics not scary. I promise please don't say 137 00:06:53.439 --> 00:06:56.759 my name. Hi, guys, I don't want to let the 138 00:06:57.000 --> 00:06:59.160 subject of the email scare you. I'm not looking to 139 00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:02.319 sparkle political debate. I just have some questions. I know 140 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:05.120 you guys don't talk about politics on the show. I 141 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:08.360 was wondering that's something you're contractually not allowed to do, 142 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:11.800 or if it's something you choose to do as to 143 00:07:11.839 --> 00:07:14.560 not cause a divide or ruffle any feathers with your listeners. 144 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:17.680 Your show is one of the few non political podcast 145 00:07:17.800 --> 00:07:20.040 media that I listened to on a regular basis, And 146 00:07:20.079 --> 00:07:22.279 while it's nice to have a reprieve from the chaos 147 00:07:22.279 --> 00:07:25.199 at our country that is our country, I find myself 148 00:07:25.240 --> 00:07:28.959 being nosy, wondering where you guys stand and getting frustrated 149 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:32.120 that it's something you can't or don't talk about. Of Course, 150 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:34.560 I completely respect that you don't talk about it, and 151 00:07:34.639 --> 00:07:37.360 I'm not asking you to divulge that information, just adding 152 00:07:37.399 --> 00:07:40.040 some context. I'm curious if it's ever hard for you 153 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:43.040 guys to say neutral when you do talk about political 154 00:07:43.079 --> 00:07:45.560 news on Dave's Dirt. For example, as someone who has 155 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:48.839 a very strong and very negative opinion on the current administration, 156 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:51.560 I would find it really hard not to be able 157 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:53.720 to talk about or address some of the things going 158 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:56.399 on right now, and I'm curious if that's something any 159 00:07:56.439 --> 00:07:59.439 of you struggle with regarding politics in general, not just 160 00:07:59.519 --> 00:08:02.120 current news. I hope this email is able to be read. 161 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:05.199 I know it's a really touchy subject anyway. Thanks for 162 00:08:05.240 --> 00:08:07.519 all you guys do. I moved out of Minnesota eight 163 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:11.000 years ago and have brought you along with me on 164 00:08:11.240 --> 00:08:13.519 three moves and will continue to do so as long 165 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:15.800 as you're on the air. Your show feels like home. 166 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:21.079 This is getting too mushy, so dart Lick Dark Lick, No, 167 00:08:21.120 --> 00:08:24.120 we deliberately were not asked to, but it would be 168 00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:27.439 frowned upon if we talked more about politics because it's 169 00:08:27.480 --> 00:08:32.159 so polarizing when roughly half of the people listening feel 170 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:35.320 this way, and roughly half of the people listening feel 171 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:37.960 this way. That's why you'll never see a conservative watching 172 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:42.159 the view, because it just they don't like it. But 173 00:08:42.200 --> 00:08:45.279 if you're a liberal, you love the view. But I 174 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:49.480 think that as passionately as you hate the current administration, 175 00:08:50.080 --> 00:08:52.679 we have to respect the fact that there are people 176 00:08:52.679 --> 00:08:57.000 who just as passionately hated the last administration. So there's 177 00:08:57.039 --> 00:08:59.600 no way when we've got so many other things to 178 00:08:59.600 --> 00:09:05.600 talk about that everybody can agree on nachos nachos for example, Yeah, 179 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:07.679 a good one. We can talk about nachos. 180 00:09:07.279 --> 00:09:09.159 For tacos or tacos. 181 00:09:09.559 --> 00:09:11.320 And does rice belong on a taco? 182 00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:11.559 No? 183 00:09:12.399 --> 00:09:13.440 Well, I think it depends. 184 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:17.519 What does it depend on? What do you mean, let's 185 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:20.720 say have a taco bar. Yeah, there's all kinds of topjlapannos. 186 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:24.639 There's onions, there's cheese, there's lettuce, there's sour cream, there's 187 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:27.600 bacon bits, and there's rice. Now you can use the 188 00:09:27.679 --> 00:09:32.399 rice or the beans as a side dish, or you 189 00:09:32.399 --> 00:09:33.759 can put the rice on the taco. 190 00:09:34.360 --> 00:09:36.519 It depends. I think I would say Spanish rice. I 191 00:09:36.600 --> 00:09:39.200 might be dabbling it onto my tacos, depending on what 192 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:41.440 the other options are. And I need a little bit 193 00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:44.519 more flavor because sometimes, like especially if you're like a 194 00:09:44.519 --> 00:09:46.879 taco bar, the lettuce looks like it's been sitting there 195 00:09:46.919 --> 00:09:49.840 for five days and the tomatoes are in a soup. 196 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:51.799 It's like a white, you know, taco bar. So like 197 00:09:51.960 --> 00:09:53.440 it doesn't really depend. 198 00:09:55.279 --> 00:09:56.559 Tago Street taco. 199 00:09:56.840 --> 00:09:59.200 We we do a taco bar at our house, like 200 00:09:59.240 --> 00:10:00.960 not as often when as a matter of fact, never 201 00:10:00.960 --> 00:10:03.159 when Carson's not home, because you know, we just don't. 202 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:07.679 But fresh your own fresh taco bombs. Yeah, with tomatoes 203 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:10.799 that are still solid tomatoes. 204 00:10:10.320 --> 00:10:12.840 Some sliced like onions. That sounds so good. 205 00:10:13.039 --> 00:10:16.200 I do. I do do sliced onion. I do chopped onions. 206 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:17.279 Oh yeah, I guess. 207 00:10:17.360 --> 00:10:20.759 But then do you ever on Taco Tuesday instead of 208 00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:23.360 just the shells, do you ever put out little tortillas 209 00:10:23.399 --> 00:10:25.480 and then like Merca, make yourself a little burrito? 210 00:10:25.799 --> 00:10:26.440 Ooh? 211 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:28.399 I mean I just eat them as tacos in general, 212 00:10:28.440 --> 00:10:30.159 and I just hope that the meat is like soupy 213 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:32.279 enough so it's like super like moist. 214 00:10:32.799 --> 00:10:35.120 I gotcha so bad. Jenny and I had a taco 215 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:37.519 eating contest one time and I think I ate seven. 216 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:38.440 Oh that sounds great. 217 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:40.200 I don't even remember. All I know is you were 218 00:10:40.200 --> 00:10:42.200 at least like two ahead of me, and you kind 219 00:10:42.200 --> 00:10:44.039 of stopped like at one point because you knew that 220 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:45.679 you were going to beat me. Like you could have 221 00:10:45.759 --> 00:10:48.159 kept going and you could have gotten even more, but 222 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:50.120 you knew that, like there was no chance I was 223 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:53.039 catching up, and I felt like garbage. And he and 224 00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:54.519 you texted me that night and You're like, how are 225 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:54.919 you feeling? 226 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:57.440 I was like, awful. I remember that, Yeah, absolutely awful. 227 00:10:57.240 --> 00:10:59.240 And I'll never forget. It was the second week of 228 00:10:59.279 --> 00:11:02.039 me training with my new trainer, and I canceled on 229 00:11:02.080 --> 00:11:03.480 her because I was a train with her that day 230 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:05.279 and I was like, I swear, this is not how 231 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:07.360 it's going to be. Like we just randomly had a 232 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:10.039 tacowating contest today, Like I cannot be there today. 233 00:11:10.120 --> 00:11:11.799 I could beat you in a tako eating contesting. 234 00:11:12.159 --> 00:11:14.600 I would do it, but I'm really sticking to my 235 00:11:14.759 --> 00:11:17.159 New Year's to like just go as long you're doing 236 00:11:17.240 --> 00:11:21.240 dry January and I'm doing a semi dry January, but 237 00:11:21.320 --> 00:11:24.480 I'm definitely not doing Culver's taco bell, pizza anything like 238 00:11:24.519 --> 00:11:27.200 that this month. Okay, my system just needs a purge. 239 00:11:27.279 --> 00:11:31.879 Oh that's a chicken, broccoli, lot, lot of salads. 240 00:11:32.000 --> 00:11:34.000 Yeah, you should eat fish, a. 241 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:35.919 Lot of fish too. Yeah, fish is really good for you. 242 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:38.879 So anyway, do you see how that discussion And I 243 00:11:38.879 --> 00:11:43.679 won't say your name, but I do find it interesting 244 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:46.279 that you don't want your name on the radio as 245 00:11:46.720 --> 00:11:51.519 representing somebody who doesn't like the current administration. You don't 246 00:11:51.559 --> 00:11:55.000 want to be attacked. We wouldn't want to be attacked. 247 00:11:55.159 --> 00:11:56.919 So in other words, and I'll say it again, just 248 00:11:57.039 --> 00:11:59.879 for every person that feels as passionately as you do 249 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:03.320 about in your opinion, I promise you there's going to 250 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:06.039 be just as many people that feel passionate about the 251 00:12:06.080 --> 00:12:09.159 other side. So if we ever get like if I 252 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:12.480 ever make a Joe Biden joke, for example, people will 253 00:12:12.559 --> 00:12:15.840 be like, yeah, well there you go, you maga Trumpster. 254 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:18.360 And I'm like, all I did was say that Joe 255 00:12:18.399 --> 00:12:21.039 Biden wandered off into the jungle, you know what I mean? Yeah? 256 00:12:21.120 --> 00:12:23.039 Or if I say something about Trump and whatever he 257 00:12:23.080 --> 00:12:24.840 wants to turn the Golf of Mexico into the Golf 258 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:27.639 of America, and I talk about how stupid that is 259 00:12:27.960 --> 00:12:31.240 people will like, there you go, you snowflake liberal. Yeah, 260 00:12:31.279 --> 00:12:34.279 so we just don't we just stay away from it. 261 00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:34.519 Yeah. 262 00:12:34.519 --> 00:12:36.159 We get a lot of hate for anything you say 263 00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:37.200 that leans either way. 264 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:40.559 So and I'm glad that we are a respite for 265 00:12:40.759 --> 00:12:43.440 you from that. And it is very deliberate, but it's 266 00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:46.240 also polite, you know what I mean. Yeah, you wouldn't 267 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:48.759 walk into your boyfriend's parents' house and they got it 268 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:52.399 like the dad's wearing a Donald Trump hat and you go, 269 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:57.159 oh Jesus Christ, do not see who this guy in? Right? Exactly? 270 00:12:57.279 --> 00:12:59.879 So Hey, email us back though your favorite kind of talk, 271 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:01.279 because that's important. 272 00:13:01.759 --> 00:13:04.120 More importantly, Does Rice go on a taco? 273 00:13:04.279 --> 00:13:05.159 No? 274 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:08.759 No, you, Bailey, Bailey, you know. 275 00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:10.679 It sounds good. I'll past store tacos right now. 276 00:13:10.960 --> 00:13:11.440 Say that again. 277 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:13.200 Pastore tacos al pastor. 278 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:15.320 I don't know what that is, but. 279 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:18.200 It's like a street taco. It's so oh you guys, 280 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:20.159 I'm hungry. Why do we always talk about food all 281 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:23.200 the time? Uh? Because we are the hungriest morning show 282 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:25.120 in town from Hungry Hungry Hippos years. 283 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:27.519 Ago when Nabisco worked on the show. You know, I 284 00:13:27.559 --> 00:13:31.120 love chicken McNuggets. There are God's gift to food and 285 00:13:31.159 --> 00:13:34.320 the food world. Chrisco and I challenged each other in 286 00:13:34.360 --> 00:13:37.440 a McNugget eating contest and Chris go's a big boy 287 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:40.120 and he ate, I don't know, fifty or seventy or whatever. 288 00:13:40.159 --> 00:13:41.639 And I said, how many are you gonna eat? He's like, 289 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:43.440 all I got to dool to winters. He one more 290 00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:47.080 than you. And that's what that motherfucker did. He matched 291 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:49.279 me chicken nugget for chicken nugget, and when I could 292 00:13:49.320 --> 00:13:51.720 not take any more, he had one more anyone. 293 00:13:51.919 --> 00:13:52.240 Ah. 294 00:13:52.480 --> 00:13:55.320 So yeah, that was back in our really healthy days. 295 00:13:56.679 --> 00:13:58.320 If you could eat as much of anything as you 296 00:13:58.360 --> 00:14:01.320 want right now, what would it be? French French fries. 297 00:14:01.120 --> 00:14:01.600 French price. 298 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:03.480 I love French fries, and then maybe give me some 299 00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:05.360 like malt vinegar to go with them and salt. 300 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:10.440 Yeah, Jenny's a great question. Am I thinking sweeter? Am 301 00:14:10.440 --> 00:14:13.279 I thinking savory? If I'm thinking sweet, I'm going puppy. 302 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:16.639 Chow, puppy chow? Jenny, Okay, can I do both? 303 00:14:16.759 --> 00:14:20.120 You do whatever you want? What about you pizza for sure? Yeah? 304 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:22.360 I had pizza. Miss I missed pizza. 305 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:24.039 What I said. That's a really good choice. 306 00:14:24.080 --> 00:14:26.240 By the way, I random thought I gotta give a 307 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:30.279 shout out to Anita once again, because she mailed Vaunt 308 00:14:30.320 --> 00:14:33.600 a shirt that she had homemade, and I got to 309 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:35.879 give her a shout out. It says justice for Vaunt 310 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:37.399 and it's got a gavel on it. 311 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:39.399 We did talk about it last week on the Minnesota 312 00:14:39.399 --> 00:14:42.559 Go was on with us, So yeah, we we gave 313 00:14:42.679 --> 00:14:44.480 wanted to a shout out. And then of course Bailey 314 00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:46.440 and I made Wanita feel bad because we felt like 315 00:14:46.440 --> 00:14:49.919 we were Choppoliver. So Janita said she hasn't forgotten about 316 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:51.559 us either, She's just trying to figure out what to 317 00:14:51.600 --> 00:14:52.120 do for us. 318 00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:53.919 Well, she got me a shirt that's so like a 319 00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:56.519 gun company shirt because Janita and I both I think 320 00:14:56.559 --> 00:14:59.120 we have the concealed or the carry permit. Yeah, and 321 00:14:59.519 --> 00:15:01.559 so wann and I joke that if anybody ever tries 322 00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:03.799 to break into our house, they're going to get an 323 00:15:03.799 --> 00:15:07.159 extra hole blown in their ass. And so Wanita, I'm 324 00:15:07.159 --> 00:15:09.840 not a gun nut by any means. I just happened 325 00:15:09.879 --> 00:15:14.639 to be proficient with firearms and have an arsenal awaiting 326 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:18.799 uninvited guests at my house, an arsenal at. 327 00:15:18.600 --> 00:15:21.559 A shooting range. Do you really think that everyone around 328 00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:24.000 would be like, he's very proficient. Do you think you're 329 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:24.480 that good? 330 00:15:24.679 --> 00:15:27.360 No, because most people that go to a shooting range 331 00:15:27.399 --> 00:15:30.519 are at least as proficient as I am. But I'm 332 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:34.320 a really good shot. If you don't believe me, then 333 00:15:34.519 --> 00:15:36.399 that's tough. But I am a really good shot. I 334 00:15:36.399 --> 00:15:39.399 got the sharp shooter badge when I was a boy scout. 335 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:43.000 Oh yeah, what were you shooting as a boy scout targets? 336 00:15:43.000 --> 00:15:44.879 Bitch? What do you think I'm shooting with a gun 337 00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:46.000 with a twenty two? Yeah? 338 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:48.360 Yeah, they do that in boy scouts. 339 00:15:48.759 --> 00:15:51.480 They probably do it in scouts too. Yeah. No, there's 340 00:15:51.519 --> 00:15:54.120 a rifle and shotgun shooting merit badge. Yeah. 341 00:15:54.320 --> 00:15:55.799 My grandpa said I was a good shot. 342 00:15:55.879 --> 00:15:58.240 He was like a not a famous trap shooter, but 343 00:15:58.279 --> 00:16:01.559 he got like awards awarded trap shooter my grandpa. 344 00:16:01.840 --> 00:16:03.600 Yeah, it's a big thing. A lot of Carson's friends 345 00:16:03.600 --> 00:16:06.159 were into trap or skeet shooting. I did it once, 346 00:16:06.879 --> 00:16:09.240 and I was terrible at it because you got to 347 00:16:09.360 --> 00:16:12.399 lead the target a little bit and you go pull 348 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:14.120 and the other person pulls the thing and it goes 349 00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:17.840 shooting like a clay frisbee. You got to lead the 350 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:20.840 shot and a shotgun is like not one bullet, it's 351 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:23.440 a spread of tiny pellets, so they have a better chance. 352 00:16:23.480 --> 00:16:26.200 I sucked at it. I could not could not get it. 353 00:16:26.279 --> 00:16:30.919 Andrew's really good at skeet shooting into my eye? 354 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:32.480 Are you proud? 355 00:16:32.799 --> 00:16:35.759 I am proud of that one. I said, Andrew's really 356 00:16:35.799 --> 00:16:37.879 good at skeet shooting into my eye. 357 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:39.360 You got pink eye? 358 00:16:39.440 --> 00:16:40.399 Yeah, burns. 359 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:42.559 Don't advise to ever do that. 360 00:16:42.679 --> 00:16:45.360 No, you wouldn't think that seamen would burn when you 361 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:46.080 get it in your eye. 362 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:46.919 Do you know it burns? 363 00:16:47.399 --> 00:16:51.320 Well, I've been on the giving end. Yeah, yeah, and 364 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:51.720 I'm like. 365 00:16:51.759 --> 00:16:52.639 It doesn't discriminate. 366 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:55.200 Okay, oh, I'm thinking it burns in your own eye. 367 00:16:55.279 --> 00:16:57.039 That's what I thought you were talking about. 368 00:16:57.279 --> 00:17:00.320 No, of course no, but I've a I've been on 369 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:02.679 the giving end and it was like oh waight, oh 370 00:17:02.720 --> 00:17:05.640 out and then her eyes burning like you put like 371 00:17:05.759 --> 00:17:07.880 alcohol in there and is like red for the rest 372 00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:09.640 of the afternoon. Yeah. 373 00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:11.559 That's not fun anyway. 374 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:13.920 Jennifer writes in Oh, she says, don't say my name, 375 00:17:13.920 --> 00:17:16.759 but I didn't say your last name, so that that's 376 00:17:16.759 --> 00:17:20.160 the way it is. I'm looking for an alternative to 377 00:17:20.240 --> 00:17:22.680 drinking alcohol every night because I'm gaining too much weight 378 00:17:22.759 --> 00:17:25.799 from these calories. I like the feeling of a few 379 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:28.160 drinks every night, and it also helps me fall right 380 00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:32.920 to sleep. Do you have any recommended gummies like THC 381 00:17:33.119 --> 00:17:36.799 or CBD versus Delta eight. I've never been into a 382 00:17:36.839 --> 00:17:39.920 weed store, and I have no idea what to even 383 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:44.440 ask for, and I feel so dumb. Lol, Thanks Jenny. 384 00:17:44.559 --> 00:17:45.200 Any advice. 385 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:49.240 So gummy is so she wants edibles or she wants 386 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:51.640 something that maybe has TC or just CBD. I'm a 387 00:17:51.640 --> 00:17:52.440 little confused by this. 388 00:17:52.480 --> 00:17:54.960 Sounds like she wants a gummy, she just wants a recommendation. 389 00:17:55.079 --> 00:17:58.920 I think CBD gummies might be helpful. I used to 390 00:17:58.920 --> 00:18:01.599 take the ones that put you to sleep. I'll be honest. 391 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:04.720 I would not fuck with Delta eight. I think some 392 00:18:04.759 --> 00:18:07.000 people like it. It's like an edible. It has strains 393 00:18:07.000 --> 00:18:10.319 of THHC in it. I took one accidentally once and 394 00:18:10.359 --> 00:18:14.359 it was an awful experience for me. I don't know 395 00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:17.279 what's legal in Minnesotia if edibles are being sold, or 396 00:18:17.279 --> 00:18:20.119 if they're only being sold at like very low percentages 397 00:18:20.200 --> 00:18:22.640 of THHC, so I can't really give you a recommendation. 398 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:26.240 But really, like Dave, you used to work with a 399 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:27.599 CBD company. 400 00:18:27.599 --> 00:18:29.480 Yeah, nothing but HEMP. 401 00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:31.839