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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice

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mix in some vodka. Call it a podcast from the

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Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by

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Victor Chrysler Dots Gee Bram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well,

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hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thank

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you for telling a friend. That's how we spread the

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word about the pirate ship. I'm excited because the as

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a good cru in here tonight, and I thought this

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would be the appropriate thing to bring up.

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Speaker 2: First.

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Speaker 1: I saw a study that basically says women, Laura, women

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have better.

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Speaker 3: Did you say Mark's got some women?

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Speaker 1: Ten? I hang out with some hot bitches because of

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it too, because because of the women. Wait, because of

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the women you women love me? Yeah, because you're not threatening, right?

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Speaker 3: But Mark, you even said that sometimes if a woman

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was out with her boyfriend and you're talking to the

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girl and the guy seems to get jealous, you'll just

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lie and say that you're gay so that they don't

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get mad.

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Speaker 1: That is true.

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Speaker 3: I think that that's Horli.

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Speaker 4: Even look again, or what's the gig?

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Speaker 1: I look like?

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Speaker 5: Not Mark, or I'll mess with I'll be flirting with

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the girl, or I'll be texting her and the boyfriend.

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Her husband finds out and then I'll we'll say he's gay.

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What are you worried about me? It's got me eye

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to kick in my ass.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing, here's the funny thing. Guys don't

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go come on, you know, they just go that. Oh yeah,

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all right, now I see it. Yeah, sure, right, I mean,

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what's what's worse? Wait, what's worse? I don't know. I

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guess it's a good out, all right. Well, what what

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it says here is women have better instinctive or excuse me,

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investigative instincts than FBI agents. When something feels off in

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a relationship, can say, won't let shit go? It's according

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to a study. Well, yeah, I mean that checks out? Right, Yeah,

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I mean that checks out. What do you mean they

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never let shit go? They bring up fight from seven

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years ago? But you said that. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The best the best comedy but I've heard in a

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while was it was a guy talking about two gay

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guys having a fight at a at a diner. He goes,

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they're bost making grade points. Nobody brought up Nobody brought

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up old ship.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 4: It was amazing I found myself just fully enthralled.

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Speaker 1: In the conversation. Laura. Well, look, you can delete a text,

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you can clear history, you can act completely normal, and

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somehow women still know and they'll say something is now.

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I don't know if you've ever done this lore okay,

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and I don't know that it's ever been said to me.

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But is there something you want to tell me? Have

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you ever dropped that line? Is there something you want

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to tell me?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so. I don't think that I've ever

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caught someone.

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Speaker 1: In Well, Kevin's been married twenty years, almost twenty five,

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almost twenty five years, almost a quarter century. Suck. That

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sentence is almost up. I'm up for a couple of

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years and maybe twenty five to life. But it's like

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you don't even know what you did yet, and somehow

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you feel guilty. But if you play on.

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Speaker 4: The other side of it, and you play that shit

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to them, it doesn't fly.

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Speaker 1: It's like, what are you talking about? Why are you bringing? Why?

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What do you mean? Right?

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Speaker 4: It's always it's always at us, it's never it could

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never go the.

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Speaker 1: Other the other way. I kind of did a deep

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dive on this a little bit, like I was trying

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to figure out what why is this? And then I went,

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you know, you joked that Mark is a chick. I think,

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according to this, I have more chick because I've been

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saying some of this stuff for nearly twenty years. That

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intuition is like a pattern, and I always look for patterns.

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It's pattern recognition without proof necessarily. But you know, you're

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not crazy. It's not some kind of magic. It's just

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these micro observations that we see in human beings and

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stuff and being emotionally aware, which women are way more

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emotionally aware than men. I mean, there is no way.

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And then it's just sort of that behavioral pattern tracking, right.

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Speaker 3: I definitely think women are more in tune with it,

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and I think we are more likely to rally our

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friends to help us find out something like if I

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were to have thought that Joe was cheating or Joe

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was up to something bad, like, I think my friends

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will be like, I'll follow him, I'll search, like I

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know how to hack into his Facebook account or whatever,

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Whereas I don't think guys would tell their friends like

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you're not.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point.

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Speaker 3: Now, I don't think Heaven's going to be like I

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think that carry it.

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Speaker 1: Well, if if somebody's cheating, they do. I've had two

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guys that.

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Speaker 3: Cheated on you.

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Speaker 1: Uh, two guys me, No, I two guys that have

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said to me one I had to tell, and we've

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talked about on the podcast Danny Right Dan, where I

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saw his wife out with another guy, and then I

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had somebody else once ask me, did you tell him

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because it was funny to you to tell? Did you laugh?

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Did you think it was funny? You did? You did totally?

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He No, I didn't. I didn't. I was so uncomfortable

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and I didn't know what to do. But his his

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his wife like it was this. I well, I show

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up at a bar that was very close to where

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I lived, and at the time I lived in Bushnell's Basin.

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So there was a bar there and somebody was in the.

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Speaker 4: One next to the one next to the Walgreens and.

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Speaker 1: The top yes the basement. So I went there and

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because somebody I worked with said, Hey, a bunch of

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us are going to be there. We have an event

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that's going to be at whatever the event hall was

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that was close by, and I said, sure, it's right

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down the hill. They're like, I'm a mile from your house.

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So I went down with my wife at the time,

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and they start talking about this other guy they go,

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they're guessing who he's going to bring. And as they're

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walking in because it used to be a bank, so

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it's a big front window, and as there was a

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guy that all the ladies wanted. I don't think it

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was a guy all the ladies wanted, but they were like.

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Speaker 4: Just always had somebody different on his arm.

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Speaker 1: I guess he had two people that he was kind

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of seeing, but they liked one more than the other.

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And they literally let out a cheer when they saw

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her walking up with him. They let out a cheer.

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I'm not kidding. They went like, yeah, love her. They

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came in. I couldn't see who it was because they

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were all standing front of the window like people, and

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I'm sitting up against the bar and she comes in

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all happy, and then we make eye contact and it

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was like yeah, and I didn't want to say anything.

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But then what got really awkward was we had moved

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around the corner of the bar, and I think she

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thought we left. She went to the bathroom and as

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she comes around the corner, now I am literally face

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to face and you have to talk and she's like, hey, uh,

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and it was around Christmas time and the boys were little.

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Hey are the boys all ready for Christmas? Yeah? Okay,

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and then goes to the bathroom and then I don't

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know what happened, Like, I don't know how long she

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was in there, but I literally got up from my

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stool and again now I'm face to face, and she

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says the exact same thing is she did going in,

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And I go, okay, okay.

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Speaker 4: There's a pattern. Did you ask somebody for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: No, there's an STD in a bottle of cream.

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Speaker 4: But again, the first somebody ever got.

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Speaker 3: The difference between men and women a lot of times

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the I don't think a man a lot of times

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would go and say something to his friend, where if

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it was a woman in that situation, she's going to

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say something to another woman, right, you know?

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Speaker 1: Yes, well, because you guys are, but you're more open

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with stuff too with each other.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're questioning.

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Speaker 1: I don't yeh, you're okay? Can I ask a follow

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up question to the story, to the Danny story, to

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the Danny story, Who did you tell first, Danny or

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Tommy Danny? Wow? Yeah, it's very he said, he knew

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that she was whatever out and then it was years later.

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I felt bad. I didn't want to, like I didn't know.

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I was almost nervous to call because I don't want

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to get involved in that situation. But it was just

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so blatant and in my face, what was I gonna do?

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You know what I mean, it's.

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Speaker 4: Like, because then you're a dick if you don't tell.

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Speaker 1: Her what you Yeah, exactly. And there was another really

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really good friend of mine I'll tell you off air

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who asked me in the bathroom, and I mean I

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suspected something, but I had no proof, so I'm like, well,

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what you're talking about? You know? And it was like, hey,

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have you heard anything? And I was like, oh god,

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because I was like, this is such a shitty feeling.

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Because Danny didn't ask me. That guy had his worries

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something was off to him. Hey, look, I this says

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the study that I read said women. I would just say,

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just people who are a little more in tune or

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tuned up in some way, because you notice when tone

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changes in a conversation, all of us do, I mean,

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tone is usually something we apply to zero to women.

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what you didn't say. You can kind of pick up

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on all that shit if you're a little more tuned in.

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And I know for a fact that this guy right

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here you definitely pick up on that stuff. You do,

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you do it with just people. You've got a pretty

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good awareness of people. And so I'm not sure. And

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I always said pattern don't lie absolutely even when people do.

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I said it when I was married, about my kids.

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I've said it about things with myself. I'd be like,

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please go look for the pattern. It doesn't exist, not

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just there. So it's not it's it's like it's trained awareness.

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certain things I guess guys are just doesn't mean.

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Speaker 3: It oblivious, just doesn't Oblivia.

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Speaker 1: They just don't care. Yeah, that's what I mean. Difference. Yeah,

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I think I care. I would care, you care, I

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would think. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean I also think that there's people who even

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though they're if it is cheating, if they're suspicious, they

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don't want to face the truth. So they just ignore

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the signs.

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Speaker 1: Well that's the other thing. Every girlfriend I've ever had

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or it's always cheated on me.

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Speaker 3: On behalf of them, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Wait every one of them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, even the last one.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't know a couple of them chewing on

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with women. Okay, I have I have.

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Speaker 1: Two that nohoo with. No.

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Speaker 5: Anyways, do you remember when do you remember when when

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I hung out? Was hanging out with Tracy Bush when

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she was working with chinat Fox.

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Speaker 1: Uh? Yes, because John came, they.

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Speaker 5: Had the open house when we went when we first

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got downtown and John and Jenna came and I started

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hanging out with her, and we remember we kind of

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killed it for me because he's.

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Speaker 1: Like, bro, bro, She's she's an you're a d you know,

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Speaker 5: But she's gay. She's openly gay. She's on the Today Show. Yeah, yeah,

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I did grow on the Today Show.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so you dated Tracy?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we hung out, we hung out. Yeah, she wasn't

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when it started, was she? And I think she always was?

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Speaker 3: Know that's your claim. The fame you dated someone that

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was on the.

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Speaker 3: But that's the most famous person that you could say

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you dated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she's on the fucking Today's Show. Is

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she on there now? Yeah? I think she does weekends.

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Oh I didn't know that. Tullio introduced us. Oh very nice.

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Speaker 5: Uh, and Lois and wis pretty. I thought we's killed it,

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but really he really didn't because I don't think she

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wasn't that into it. Yeah, there was ever going to

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be anything anyways.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think this is where people get into trouble.

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who asked me if his wife is cheating, and the

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Danny who was sort of like often the in the

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weeds somewhere, when you override your instincts, that's when you

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usually get in trouble. Your gut nos, doesn't it.

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Speaker 5: There was also a time when I was dating a

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girl when I worked at when I worked at p

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Speaker 1: Bill, Bill goes with this, Bill goes, why are you

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dating him? Who said? You wait? What? Yeah, we were

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all out somewhere. I oh, wait a second, Okay, so

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we're all out somewhere, and I said that.

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Speaker 5: Who are you dating? Her name was Rachel. She went

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moved I she moved to California. I went with her,

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and I was going to move down there, and I

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took a plane home to get my stuff and I

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never went back.

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Speaker 1: It was the girl I years ago. We did it.

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I don't remember this chicken. I go, why are your dating? She?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 5: She looked just like Kate Winsley. All right, but she's

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but she's married to a woman.

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Speaker 3: Man, So you date all women who end up becoming

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a lost man? Yes, that's definitely a pattern.

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Speaker 1: None.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they all cheat on you because you don't

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have a.

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Speaker 1: Vagina, right yeah?

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Speaker 3: So I mean yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: But you said every girlfriend, they couldn't have been all gay. No,

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but I think every girlfriend, you know what I mean

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or whatever. I don't mean it as a as a

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derogatory but.

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Speaker 3: I do think women cheat just as much as mine.

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Oh yeah, and I have openly admitted that I did. Like,

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I don't succumb to the thing that wants a cheater

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always a cheater.

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Speaker 1: We know I was with a married woman. We know

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that story man.

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Speaker 3: So all of us have been with well you know

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that story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, no way, let

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me get ticked off the camera. I don't tell me

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off because I don't want to. Don't. Don't text me.

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Don't don't text me because then I'm gonna want to

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know you know, you know it? We we we were,

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we saw it, We saw him. Did it go on

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for like two three years?

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Speaker 4: So the same as me, right, yeah, he just did

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it lower lower in places, not sweets at Frontier Field.

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This was more of like a bathroom at you know hooligans.

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Speaker 3: Was your woman saying that she was going to leave

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her husband for you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Fucked up?

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Speaker 1: It was fucked up. Yeah. She led me on for

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a couple of years.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Wow, I broke up with Rachel for her?

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Speaker 3: Did she get I left my marriage for him?

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Speaker 4: Did she get money or anything out of you? Like,

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did you buy her?

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Speaker 5: No? No, she used to buy She was the one.

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I think she was using his money. I mean we want, yeah,

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we wanted.

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Speaker 1: She was using his money.

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Speaker 5: I would think so now she had a job and anything,

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but she paid for everything.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but now when you look back on it. Are

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you so glad that you did not end up with her?

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Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? Now? Now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it makes me want to vomit to think

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that I couldn't.

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Speaker 5: Never, I'll never, I'll never forget. Friends of mine were

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getting friends of minever getting married, and and me and

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I were supposed to go to the wedding together.

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Speaker 1: She was actually in the way. She calls me the

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night before and.

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Speaker 5: Says that her husband's going with her.

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Speaker 4: Hello, yeah you listening, I'm sing her. I'm so but

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you still go to the wedding because I didn't go.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so she had told you that she wanted to

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go with you, and.

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Speaker 5: Then the last minute happened. Then the last minute and

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she she said that I'm going to the you know,

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I'm going with my husband.

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Speaker 3: He who shall not be named, was like, oh, I

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want you to come to my brother's wedding with me.

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Speaker 1: And write everything.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't go to the I didn't go to

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my friend's wedding. Doesn't marry the divorce now anyway. So

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I think I think the thing is a lot of times,

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you know, take this away from just even cheating, just

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in life in general, like a shitty job, a shitty

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whatever you don't mean, or a boss that you're kind

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of you know what I'm saying. Does that makes sense?

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I that that's where it gets you gotta just it's

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your instinct. You don't need evidence. You don't always need evidence.

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Or if the patterns there, you kind of know it,

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you know. I mean, if women knew that, hey I

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think I'm gay, I'll date Mark and find out Jesus,

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hey it's fun.

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Speaker 3: For him, right, Yeah, yeah, maybe you'll get some of it.

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Speaker 1: There you go, buddy. That's the other thing.

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Speaker 4: But Laura, even if like it's also a hell of

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a watch afterwards.

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Speaker 1: If a guy just shifts his breathing patterns, I think

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women notice sometimes.

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Speaker 5: Me and Rachel might I might have gotten to Atlanta

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and we might have done the threesome thing.

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Speaker 1: Jeez, you've lived a life, buddy, I have. Yeah, it's

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boring now, Oh well it's all right. Maybe it's safer

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that way. Maybe it's safe for that way.

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Speaker 3: You're saving money now yeah, yeah, No, I think women

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are very intuitive with their partners. I also would say

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women are just as intuitive with like their friends. If

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you can tell, like when somebody's somebody changes towards.

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Speaker 1: You oh yeah, just.

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Speaker 3: With anything, even in your career. You know, I I

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don't have a boss, but I could tell when I

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was at a company, like if something was off with

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a co worker with a boss. I just think that

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we are way more intuitive current an asshole.

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Speaker 1: We I just think like sometimes you're right, right, we

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can all do it. There's those people that they it's

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like the room, the temperature changes in the room. It's

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an energy thing. But I mean, but that's what it

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feels like. And yet we ignore that shit and stick

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in places too long for whatever reason, no matter what

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it is.

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Speaker 3: I also think that men are, no offense, a little

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more selfish or self concerned, like you worry about what

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you have going on and everything, whereas women as a

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whole worry more about community, family and everything. And so

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we feel Actually, I'm going to.

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Speaker 1: Say another thing too that I think. I think that

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women have to be highly aware of their surroundings. Yeah,

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and are always looking to check things out. And that

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is one thing I've never felt like. I've never really

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felt like I needed to check my surroundings. I never

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really worried about where I was or whatever. I mean,

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even if it was a sketchy area okay, but even then,

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and I think that's the big thing. So yes, I

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think women are just because of circumstances and life experience

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and all that stuff are tuned in. And then I

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think that, you know, I've often thought I could read

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people pretty well because I had a lot of shitty

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things happen to me. Yeah, that you can start to go,

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all right, I know this is I see this, I

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see this for what it is, and and that sort

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of thing. And Mark too, I mean, probably.

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Speaker 3: We'll show you who they are.

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Speaker 1: Who's just like oblivious over there? He's just like kidd o, kiddy,

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all right, Well we'll take a moment. You're not a

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psychic down there, just a little more elevated than the

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rest of us. I guess that's what I would say that.

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And Mark, marking, market.

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Speaker 3: Mark and smells.

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Speaker 4: It's a thin line between psychic and psycho.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, tell me more.

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Speaker 4: There's no bullshit come out of this mouth.

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Speaker 1: Tell me more. A thin line between what was it?

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Speaker 4: Psychic and psycho? Yeah, because things can change with women

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on a dime.

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Speaker 1: Guys, you know that.

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Speaker 4: You guys don't usually have that switch that flips unless

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they're drinking a lot. Girls, you have one out of place.

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That shit could fucking flip, Laura, you can it?

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Speaker 1: I mean.

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Speaker 3: We off the defense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we'll take a moment. We'll get into

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another story. This is an insane one, but I think

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it talks a lot about humanity. A wellness company, the

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woman is facing twenty years in prison for what she

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got coworkers to do. We'll get to that right after this.

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When it comes to home improvement, you've got choices. Let's

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say there's a hole in the bedroom wall and somehow

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nobody in the house knows how it got there. You

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could fix it. I mean there's always YouTube, right, but

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you know, three hours later it's gonna look like a

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patch job, not even a good patch job. And how

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about that leak under the kitchen sink. Yeah, you said

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you'd get to it, and that was what two and

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a half three months ago. If we're being honest, we

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all have that list, the one word, deep down, you're

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not totally sure you've got the skills to pull it off.

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If it's my list, I'm calling Mac of all trades.

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Holes in the wall, handled, leaky sinks, done, full kitchen remodel.

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Yeah they got that too. And hey, warmer, weather's coming.

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How's that deck looking? Need it extended? Rebuilt outdoor patio?

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Don't be a deckhead called Mac of All Trades five

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eight five two zero two ninety two eighteen. That's five

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eight five two zero two ninety two eighteen. And you

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can see all they do online at Macofalltrades dot net.

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They'll handle it so you don't have to stillan McDermott,

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I was on, Wait, what's that guy's name?

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Speaker 3: Is that Dermim Kennedy term Kennedy Dermott, that's an actor.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, how the fuck do you if you wouldn't second,

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if you're that much of an asshole, you wouldn't watch

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that movie.

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Speaker 1: That's a fucking green movie. He did say, I have

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watched that movie. Then when he's doing Magnolious, then she

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didn't know. I'm like, how do you? I don't even

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know the guy. He was Julia Roberts, he was in

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the practice. He's Julia Robert. He was Julia Roberts husband

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in the movie.

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Speaker 3: There are so many like classic movies. I haven't seen

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the mobster movies, like what Casino Casino? Because Joe was

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watching that the other day. I think all those al

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Pacino movies, and he the other day goes, I'm gonna

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make a list of ten movies that I want you

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to watch, and you can make a list of ten

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movies that you want me to watch and won't take turns.

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I was like, how about you make a movie with me?

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He's like, fuck this idea, it's already what.

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Speaker 1: Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Let's back up second here, dary, hey,

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guess who wants to be on the red carpet? Guess

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who was coming? About seven seconds they said that.

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Speaker 3: He was like, I want you to watch Scarface and

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this and this, and you can make a list of

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00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:18,519
like ten rom coms you want me to watch. I

473
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:20,640
was like, or we could just make a movie.

474
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 1: And have you ever made it? Have you ever made

475
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:29,839
a movie? You have? Where is it? Asking? Do you

476
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,519
needed like a three camera shoot? No?

477
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, no, no, you made a movie?

478
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 7: Well, I mean video recordings, just like with your hand

479
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:51,559
held camera, put on a dresser or you film a mirror.

480
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: Oh well yeah, yeah, well.

481
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 4: The camera's in here?

482
00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: Is there? Camera fotish? When you played Jim Henson that one? Now,

483
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:02,680
now I wasn't in here, not in here? Don't do that.

484
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,359
All right, here's the story. Well, I don't know what

485
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,079
to say to that. I don't know what to say

486
00:26:10,079 --> 00:26:14,680
to that. Somebody did say. I always thought I revealed

487
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,599
like a lot about myself on the radio and on

488
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,200
podcasts and things. But somebody said to me, you don't

489
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,559
reveal a lot, and I go, I think, now, maybe

490
00:26:23,599 --> 00:26:26,440
I don't as much I thought I did. Like, there's

491
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,279
nothing necessarily to reveal. And the only reason I don't

492
00:26:30,319 --> 00:26:35,640
say some things is I have kids and stuff, so

493
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,559
I don't want to. You know what I'm saying, Well,

494
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,720
I know you do too. I get it. I get it,

495
00:26:39,759 --> 00:26:43,400
but you're like in a steady relationship. So all that

496
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,160
ships in the past, and so that that's where I go.

497
00:26:46,799 --> 00:26:47,960
I don't know. I don't know.

498
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,079
Speaker 5: I directed and uh I directed in fulk you a

499
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,960
video for somebody once. I'm actually even going and I

500
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,160
am dB because I should. I should get filming.

501
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 3: Would Doug could have the same film credits.

502
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 5: My film with my film might have been better. I'm

503
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,880
not sure it's getting Doug.

504
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,319
Speaker 3: You know, when we do the live podcast, we should

505
00:27:11,519 --> 00:27:13,119
watch a little clip.

506
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,079
Speaker 1: Of that's not nobody's got a DVD player anymore. I

507
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,079
went to the premiere we could? You did not? I did?

508
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,559
You went to the premiere of Ninded the Cat? Wow?

509
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,160
What was that like? It was exactly what you were thinking?

510
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was on a Tuesday.

511
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:37,559
Speaker 1: It was, uh, well, I don't know. I'll give you

512
00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:43,279
an update when we take a break. Yeah, because there's

513
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,720
a little update to a live show that I'm we're considering.

514
00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:52,119
So and it's just date wise by talking to her.

515
00:27:52,559 --> 00:27:54,160
Why are you talking to everybody else?

516
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 4: I already talked to him about it, and we don't

517
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:56,680
want you.

518
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no room for you in the live show.

519
00:27:59,119 --> 00:27:59,720
What are you kidding me?

520
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 3: Do you know they wanted to do the same.

521
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find I'm going to eise God.

522
00:28:09,319 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 4: Yeah.

523
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,839
Speaker 1: Uh, this story sounds like really really crazy on the surface.

524
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,480
A wellness company leader just got I guess she got

525
00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:23,440
nine years. She was facing twenty for basically running what

526
00:28:23,519 --> 00:28:29,720
prosecutors called a sex based cult. Okay, her name is

527
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,960
Nicole the doone D A E D O N E.

528
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,799
So it's like day done, day done. She's fifty eight,

529
00:28:38,279 --> 00:28:41,319
and she's convicted of grooming for workers and members of

530
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:46,559
her wellness company to have sex with clients and investors. Okay,

531
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:47,319
now I got to.

532
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 4: Look and see if this one is better looking than

533
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,000
the one from last week.

534
00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 3: What was her wellness company?

535
00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: It was called One Taste, like it almost just like

536
00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:03,720
when you get busted in. Your company's name is one Taste? Yeah,

537
00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:06,000
how do we not see that coming? Where was the instinct?

538
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:09,960
Ladies have a picture of woman? Yeah, she looks like

539
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,839
somebody's wife that we know. Oh I didn't. Let me say, oh,

540
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:22,000
if we're thinking the same thing, funny, Oh that wasn't

541
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,640
who I was thinking. No, no, not when you said it. No,

542
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,640
I didn't you know what the picture I saw was

543
00:29:28,759 --> 00:29:31,920
not as flattering. Let me see, looks like somebody's wife

544
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,799
that we know. Do I know? Oh yeah, okay, I

545
00:29:35,839 --> 00:29:38,400
see exactly what you're saying. And then I'll tell you

546
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,960
the other person definitely had deep neck contour. I learned

547
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,319
about that where you know, you get the sagging skin

548
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:44,799
and stuff.

549
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 3: Are you looking around coasmic meditation?

550
00:29:47,359 --> 00:29:50,559
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it was. And see, see here's the

551
00:29:50,599 --> 00:29:53,359
thing that I can't shake. And and it isn't the

552
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,559
headline in this story. It's more the fact that and

553
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,920
this is where like i'd like to hear everybody now

554
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:05,839
everybody else's take. It was sold as empowerment, it was healing,

555
00:30:06,079 --> 00:30:11,680
it was growth, it was community, and people didn't just join,

556
00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:15,319
they defended it, They stayed in it. These are intelligent.

557
00:30:14,759 --> 00:30:17,079
Speaker 4: People, you, I mean, what they get it for a

558
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:18,880
proper recruit I don't.

559
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,359
Speaker 1: I don't know, because how does something start with helping

560
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,720
people and then turn into something that sort of strips

561
00:30:26,759 --> 00:30:31,160
you of your dignity? Nine let's call a podcast on Mondays,

562
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:37,400
It's it says your Nine former One Taste employees testified

563
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,000
that this woman did own and the company's former head

564
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:47,880
of sales, running the business like a cult and manipulating

565
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,119
them to perform a slew of sexual acts.

566
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:55,559
Speaker 3: There's a documentary on Netflix about this. Yeah, no shit, Orgasm, Inc.

567
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,039
The Story of One Taste. It came out in twenty

568
00:30:58,079 --> 00:31:02,160
twenty two. Really yeah, I guess I'm gonna watch that.

569
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: Sorry, Joe Scarface has to wait kind of scarface?

570
00:31:09,039 --> 00:31:11,279
Speaker 3: Oh my god? It it pro hold on. As we

571
00:31:11,319 --> 00:31:14,599
talked about yesterday with him, this said it promised a

572
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,559
fifteen minute climax. I mean, Joe's face would be beat

573
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,079
to ship.

574
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,079
Speaker 1: Just let that one hang. Do you want me to

575
00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:26,799
just let it hang, just let it. It comes out

576
00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:30,559
in an episode. Yeah, it came out actually in a

577
00:31:30,559 --> 00:31:34,640
previous episode. Yeah, yeah, Do you want me to say

578
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,839
it or nod? Well, let Lord tell the story.

579
00:31:38,759 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 3: Joe has a black eye from falling into the headboard

580
00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:47,559
this weekend when he orgasmed, he collapsed and he literally

581
00:31:48,079 --> 00:31:49,519
crashed right into her.

582
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 4: At least didn't break it like the coffee table, that is, shoe.

583
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: Well, he broke a coffee table doing the same thing.

584
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 3: You heard this story.

585
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: No, he was doing the same thing. Or he was drunk.

586
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 3: No, it was more drunk.

587
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, she got an uber and Joe's schmey.

588
00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 3: This was after BTV Brunch one times.

589
00:32:15,119 --> 00:32:16,799
Speaker 4: Jesus an uberdug can't drive?

590
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,559
Speaker 1: Do you judge people involved in this thing? Like it

591
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,680
is a fifteen minute orgasm? You're you're right?

592
00:32:23,759 --> 00:32:26,559
Speaker 3: I mean I want to I need to watch this documentary.

593
00:32:27,519 --> 00:32:29,599
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is like, if you think you're immune

594
00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:32,319
to this kind of cult shit, I go, that's that's

595
00:32:32,359 --> 00:32:34,599
who you're coming for. This can't happen to me. This

596
00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:36,200
can't happen to me. The next thing, you know, you're

597
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:40,559
fucking knee deep in some kind of weird shit becaus.

598
00:32:40,799 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 3: I am god, how Nicole Day don't combined sexuality and religion?

599
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:50,119
Speaker 1: Oh oh wait, I've seen this, have you? Yeah? Did

600
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:54,039
you really? And what did you think? What? It was?

601
00:32:54,079 --> 00:32:54,640
Fucked up?

602
00:32:54,759 --> 00:32:57,119
Speaker 5: She was fucked up because she was using the religion.

603
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,559
She was using the religion for the excuse to be

604
00:32:59,759 --> 00:33:03,240
you know, she was using the religion and her power

605
00:33:03,319 --> 00:33:06,240
for the excuse to do the sexual acts and stuff.

606
00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:10,799
Speaker 1: Wow, it was all group sex, not necessarily group sex.

607
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 4: But it's like a new age Laura corn I guess

608
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:19,960
I don't know.

609
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,079
Speaker 1: You know what it is like when you see these

610
00:33:22,119 --> 00:33:27,079
things and you go, how could people get into that? Right?

611
00:33:27,119 --> 00:33:28,920
I mean we see it like there was another one.

612
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,400
There was another sex cult that somebody had that they

613
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,079
were talking about, and I think that too, had a

614
00:33:34,119 --> 00:33:37,759
Netflix documentary. I'm starting to think the smarter you are,

615
00:33:38,359 --> 00:33:41,119
the better you are a justifying getting into something like

616
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,079
this because you don't want to look stupid. I really

617
00:33:44,079 --> 00:33:48,039
think that, I don't know, don't you in a way like.

618
00:33:48,039 --> 00:33:50,279
Speaker 3: Well, I think we talk about how people want to

619
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:53,119
belong So if this is like a group that you

620
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:58,119
belong it to, and you think that you could go

621
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,319
to anyone, you want to date and be like, I'm

622
00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:03,519
going to give you a fifteen minute orgasm because I

623
00:34:03,559 --> 00:34:05,319
study this. It's like pantric secks.

624
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's group pleasuring sessions. She called uh orgasmic meditation.

625
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,800
Yeah yeah, I.

626
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 3: Mean it doesn't seem like it's the most original idea.

627
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,239
She just put a different pr spin.

628
00:34:16,079 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 1: On it, right, And then you think about but I

629
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,559
always go, how does somebody not tap out of this

630
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,840
and go this isn't for me, I'm uncomfortable or whatever.

631
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:29,880
But isn't it strac People like to push things. I

632
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,480
guess to push you're invested in time. You invested your time, yeah,

633
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,599
and you don't want to feel duped. But I have

634
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:39,800
to go, at what point do you tap out of this?

635
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:46,039
Some kind of fifteen minutes? God? What of that? Rooms smell? Like?

636
00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:48,519
Speaker 3: How wet was it?

637
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,760
Speaker 1: I know that's what I mean?

638
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, like lippery little sucker.

639
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: Wow. Well, if you're surrounded by people who are all

640
00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,880
saying the same thing, yeah, and you know, yeah, you're right,

641
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,639
you start to doubt this. Well, I think group think.

642
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,559
When whenever you have that, they like call it group think.

643
00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:10,840
It's undefeated. It gets it gets people right, and all

644
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,679
of a sudden. I mean, think about it, like if

645
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,239
if I even saw it in radio, if one guy

646
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:21,039
already thought was you know the guy and he laid

647
00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:23,199
claim to something or called the movie a certain thing

648
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,960
or whatever. Ever, yeah, it's the greatest thing ever. And

649
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,679
then sometimes you didn't want to say the fuck? Are

650
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:36,840
you guys thinking Mark wants to join? I don't. I

651
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,920
don't know. It's just it's kind of funny. I mean,

652
00:35:41,079 --> 00:35:43,039
by the way, this woman still has supporters. I think

653
00:35:43,079 --> 00:35:45,679
she had like twelve to fifteen people show up at

654
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,000
court to support her.

655
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 3: I wonder if they have an Instagram account?

656
00:35:50,039 --> 00:35:56,679
Speaker 1: She did, yes, Instagram? What is their Instagram? I did

657
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:57,079
you find it?

658
00:35:57,119 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 4: I've moved off and we mentioned Lark Corny Now I

659
00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:01,559
want to I want to book.

660
00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:04,159
Speaker 1: Corner on the show. I don't know if she's still

661
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,119
I don't think so. I think she died. Yeah, I

662
00:36:07,159 --> 00:36:09,159
think she died. But I think there's a new Laura

663
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:14,960
corn And there's probably some new sexual somebody or blonder yeah, probably. Yeah,

664
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,280
I don't know, but I mean, like, to me, this

665
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,079
goes with you. Could you get the same cult feeling

666
00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:25,000
and CrossFit people write in some kind of exercise extreme

667
00:36:25,559 --> 00:36:28,960
toxic workplace. Why don't you leave? It's like it's all

668
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,519
It's like the same thing.

669
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,119
Speaker 3: Cults have been around forever. So it's like, is this

670
00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:36,119
a sexual cult?

671
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, or even just like influencers selling some kind

672
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,960
of life system or something that you buy, or Danny

673
00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:44,559
buying supplements from something.

674
00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 3: That's why when you say, when you're saying that this

675
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,719
is health and wellness, like, yes, sex is healthy for you,

676
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:55,360
But I I'm not sure if I would really describe

677
00:36:55,519 --> 00:36:58,840
One Taste as a health and wellness company.

678
00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what Taste was. That's how they

679
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,400
described it in the article I read, Okay, so I

680
00:37:04,679 --> 00:37:06,760
don't know. They called it a health and wellness So

681
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,599
that's why I was like, but I don't know what

682
00:37:08,639 --> 00:37:13,360
One Taste really was because One Taste to me sounds like, I.

683
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 3: Mean, it has sexual wellness.

684
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, and she was supposed to be able to

685
00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:22,280
heal people who had traumatic sexual pasts. That's what it was,

686
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,239
and she could help you come back. Mark watched the documentary.

687
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:30,960
He was just probably zoned out in jerky. I'm gonna

688
00:37:31,079 --> 00:37:34,159
jerk off, I'm gonna freaking do it the right way.

689
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,559
Speaker 4: How did you come across this documentary. Yeah, no, no, no, no,

690
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,079
this is isn't the top ten. I usually watch she's

691
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,920
watching the top ten for you.

692
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 5: No, it's in the top ten on Netflix, so I

693
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,960
usually watched documentaries in the top ten.

694
00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: So glo, you guys can go for fuck yourself. Why

695
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:52,800
why why are you saying it like that? Why are

696
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,440
you getting all defensive because the documentary was a few

697
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:56,920
years ago.

698
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 3: Documentary was in twenty twenty two. And I just found

699
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,199
something from New Yorker magazine. They had a story in

700
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:10,320
August thirtieth, and they said, it's the story about Nicole Daydon,

701
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,639
the co founder of One Taste, the c literal stroking

702
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:18,039
orgasmic meditation expert who was found guilty this June of

703
00:38:18,199 --> 00:38:20,719
forced labor conspiracy.

704
00:38:20,199 --> 00:38:23,199
Speaker 1: Forced labor conspiracy. Oh so she forced these people to

705
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,719
have sexy so or they are from Mexico. No, I

706
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:33,679
don't what made Yeah would you work for her if

707
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,719
you were single? I don't know. I don't know.

708
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: What.

709
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,039
Speaker 1: What if you got recruited? What if you got recruited?

710
00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:43,000
Are you in recorded? She's gonna hire you one Taste?

711
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 3: I don't need a fifteen minute orgasm, but fifteen minute

712
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,039
orgasm sounds like too much for me, and I'm someone

713
00:38:48,079 --> 00:38:48,599
who can.

714
00:38:49,159 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: Found the line. Finally, we didn't know it existed, didn't

715
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,639
we I don't know.

716
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I really am going to watch this doc

717
00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:03,960
because this is very interesting.

718
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch it again too. Yeah, yeah, I

719
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,599
want to. I want to watch it too.

720
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 3: Documentary party guys.

721
00:39:11,519 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll uh watch it with my kid? Which one?

722
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,679
You're creepy? It's a joke. It's a joke. I wouldn't dare.

723
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,079
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jamison knows nothing about that.

724
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: No, not at all. But the thing that's so weird

725
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,000
is like I think I used to and I don't

726
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,840
know if anybody else can relate to this or not,

727
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,199
but whenever a sex scene or something came on television

728
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:45,679
or a movie or whatever, you would kind of cringe

729
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,000
with your parents. Oh of course. Yeah, I don't know

730
00:39:49,039 --> 00:39:52,599
that my kids, at least my youngest. I don't think

731
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:54,119
he cringes your kids at all.

732
00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:55,679
Speaker 4: What movies are you watching and have sexy?

733
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,199
Speaker 1: Well, there's nothing anymore that we're watching. I'm trying to

734
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,840
think like when I was a kid, though, if like

735
00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:03,000
even like Friday the thirteenth, Yeah, they were just it

736
00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:05,760
could have been something not that racy.

737
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 3: But I mean I've watched movies the old school, Adam

738
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:16,159
Sandler or what's his name, the person Jim Carrey, you know,

739
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,320
and they'll have like funny sex scenes and I and

740
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,400
I watch them with the kids, you know, as Ventura

741
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:24,239
when him and Courtney Cox have sex.

742
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, not like.

743
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 3: You're seeing penetration.

744
00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:31,599
Speaker 1: No, but it's like the kids are giggling.

745
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 3: They're like ha ha, Yeah.

746
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable giggling. And that's that's what it is because

747
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,519
they know what's happening as well, but they don't want

748
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,679
to admit it to the parents, and the parents don't

749
00:40:39,679 --> 00:40:42,480
really want to explain it. Some of them, I don't know.

750
00:40:42,679 --> 00:40:45,519
I'm sure you sat down and give a whole instruction.

751
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,159
Speaker 3: Only the older one.

752
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:51,760
Speaker 1: Don't be a selfish lover son, don't turn Okay.

753
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 3: No, don't yeah, definitely don't girls.

754
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: Did you ever talk sex with your parents? I don't

755
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,159
think I ever did ever at all. Ever, I don't

756
00:40:59,159 --> 00:41:01,679
think I did. It might be parents were educators, and

757
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:05,480
I don't think I ever talked sex at all, and

758
00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:08,599
I've learned everything from ebon cinema. Yeah, I think my

759
00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:11,039
brother came home and would make fun of it and

760
00:41:11,079 --> 00:41:13,719
go he would he would say it like I guess

761
00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:16,880
there was a teacher who had like a lisp or something,

762
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,360
and he would go, sperm, so the sperm comes out,

763
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,559
and he would do it. He would turn it into

764
00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:24,159
sort of a comedy sketch and my father would laugh.

765
00:41:24,199 --> 00:41:25,519
But I was already out of the house. But then

766
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,760
I don't ever remember having that conversation with my parents

767
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,320
at all. Me neither. No. And then we got the basics.

768
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,480
In sixth grade they separated the boys and the girls.

769
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,760
Oh yeah, do they still do that? I don't know.

770
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,599
Speaker 4: There's there's two for Greece. There's two versions. There's the

771
00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:44,800
fifth grade. Yeah, and there's like a ninth or tenth

772
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,079
grade high school health class version that you get a

773
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:48,719
little bit more detail.

774
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,119
Speaker 1: What do you get a little more detail in? I

775
00:41:51,679 --> 00:41:53,960
don't know. Oh, okay, I didn't they didn't have Oh

776
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,039
you didn't go there. I would love to know what

777
00:41:57,119 --> 00:42:02,679
the more detail is. More might be more diseases, and yeah,

778
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,519
which is should be? It should in fifth grade, it's

779
00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:08,639
just boys have got We used to look up every

780
00:42:08,639 --> 00:42:12,000
girl and oh my god, did anybody ever look in

781
00:42:12,079 --> 00:42:15,760
like the uh uh? We didn't have the Internet, so

782
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:23,199
you know the Encyclopedia Britannica and you look up st

783
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,559
d s and they'd show you these gnarly pictures of

784
00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:28,000
people like open gaping sores and stuff.

785
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,119
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean now you can just google it,

786
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,719
Yes you can.

787
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,039
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying, is like there's nothing left

788
00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:41,679
to the imagine. You can't have the conversation anymore because like,

789
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,719
one of the things I do worry about just overall,

790
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,920
and I worried about it with my my kids, is

791
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,119
that everything is so instant and it's right there right,

792
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,320
I got it right on my phone. I can find

793
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,800
any kind of porn, any kind of porn I want.

794
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,679
And if there's something that I like, it's not realistic.

795
00:42:59,199 --> 00:43:01,920
So when you get in there, and I like to

796
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,880
think that the fear will overtake you in the moment,

797
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:10,239
so you don't think that right away slapping and pulling

798
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,519
hair or whatever the thing is. And some of them

799
00:43:12,559 --> 00:43:16,800
are finally like spinning whatever is commonplace, you know what

800
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,360
I mean. It's like, well, you're not speaking Laura's language

801
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,920
right now, no, but do you understand, Like, yeah, but

802
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,159
Laura's hadn't work up to that this is common shit

803
00:43:25,199 --> 00:43:27,079
you're talking about. Laura had to work up to that.

804
00:43:27,159 --> 00:43:27,519
I hope.

805
00:43:27,599 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 3: Yes, that's not like what I lost my virginity too, you.

806
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: Know, No, well three one, five, we can't tell he

807
00:43:35,519 --> 00:43:40,079
speaking of three? Yes, what about it? You want her back? Yeah? Yeah,

808
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:43,360
I think we should color who I'm talking about. The

809
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,679
girl from Freaking Out. Oh, I don't even ever number

810
00:43:45,679 --> 00:43:48,559
anymore killed the show, but I don't even Yeah, but

811
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,000
I'm just like I don't. That's the thing, is like

812
00:43:51,039 --> 00:43:54,119
I that's what I worry about, honestly. Yeah, it's like

813
00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:57,320
not getting a realistic thing because everything's available. It doesn't

814
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,599
matter what you say, his parent, They're gonna go fine. One.

815
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,199
Speaker 3: I mean, and I think that they talk about like

816
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:08,239
how in TV shows and movies it doesn't it glamorizes

817
00:44:08,519 --> 00:44:11,559
losing your virginity when really it's so uncomfortable.

818
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 5: Well, Brenda's loss of virginity to Dylan and they didn't

819
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:22,599
glamorize it. No, what happened they broke up, I think

820
00:44:22,639 --> 00:44:26,719
if I remember correctly, and then it ruin a relationship.

821
00:44:27,159 --> 00:44:30,199
Speaker 1: Well that can happen. Yeah, yeah, you can have somebody

822
00:44:30,199 --> 00:44:33,039
who's really into it, and it's usually the guy and

823
00:44:33,079 --> 00:44:35,559
not always the girl, depending on right.

824
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,280
Speaker 3: I also know someone who got pregnant very first time

825
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,159
that they lost their virginity.

826
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,199
Speaker 1: Wow, fucking you got the cracker jacket just off got

827
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:51,280
that much. I I just I know, like the first

828
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,920
time is always awkward. Yeah, yeah, the time you don't

829
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,719
even get it in time. Yeah, or you do and

830
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,480
you got to get it out right away and then

831
00:45:02,039 --> 00:45:05,840
you know. I think I was just so happy, I

832
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,280
just went I was like running around, be right back,

833
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,480
hang on, we're good.

834
00:45:13,119 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 3: Sex definitely gets better as you get older.

835
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, because you have more control and you know

836
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,119
what you like and what you don't like, and you

837
00:45:21,159 --> 00:45:24,199
can be a little more doing yes and you and you, well,

838
00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:30,679
some people, why are you waving? Because I just did

839
00:45:30,679 --> 00:45:34,039
it before? One of you asked those said, what that

840
00:45:34,159 --> 00:45:36,159
you don't know what you're doing? Right? No? You you

841
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,800
created manuals. Man, you had instruction tapes.

842
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,519
Speaker 3: Wait, you don't feel like you know what you're doing

843
00:45:41,639 --> 00:45:42,280
during sex?

844
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: No? Oh, it depends. That's who it is. Okay, that's

845
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:54,360
who it is. Well, I think there's a comfort I

846
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,840
think there's a comfort level there. I think there's a

847
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,840
comfort level, true, right, and if you're with somebody new

848
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,400
and whatever. It can be awkward and last year just

849
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:07,800
kind of centered in yourself and just like this, I

850
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,880
don't know, or you just lose your mind, bang your

851
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,679
head against the headboard as you come down with the

852
00:46:12,679 --> 00:46:14,719
black eye, that kind of thing.

853
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,159
Speaker 3: We walked in yesterday and Bell was like, whoa, what

854
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,599
happened to you?

855
00:46:18,599 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 1: You had fell down the stairs? Yes, all right, Yes,

856
00:46:23,199 --> 00:46:24,840
you have a friend that.

857
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 5: He was he was banging his girl and she hit

858
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,880
her head on the on the on the board.

859
00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she had to go to the university. Shut up.

860
00:46:38,559 --> 00:46:42,519
And they questioned, of course they did t one of

861
00:46:42,559 --> 00:46:45,199
your buddies, one of my buddies. Yes, it's one of

862
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,239
my friends. That's also one of your friends. Yes, okay,

863
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,280
that loves a few people. Yes, okay, I'll think about this.

864
00:46:52,039 --> 00:46:53,760
What was the worst saying? Do you ever? Did you

865
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:58,119
ever get injured by sex? Injured during sex? Because I've

866
00:46:58,159 --> 00:47:00,079
had like almost my dick felt like it was to

867
00:47:00,159 --> 00:47:04,280
be snapped in half the person moved a certain way.

868
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:11,920
Yeah that hurt. That show show pictures of Joe, oh

869
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:18,480
Joe's I did you ever get injured? Not injuries you

870
00:47:18,519 --> 00:47:19,480
asked for it. I mean.

871
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe I like strained a hamstring or something.

872
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,039
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, pull a hammy.

873
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 3: I'm really flexible. So I think I started to push

874
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:37,159
it limits sometimes, can you?

875
00:47:37,519 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think I'm Marry lou rettin Wait, give me

876
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,039
the push the limits? What would that be? Now you

877
00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:44,440
have to.

878
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,320
Speaker 3: Say, well, no, it's like okay, yeah, like let's get

879
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,280
my legs straight up, or you know.

880
00:47:49,639 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 4: Let's how far can I arch it back?

881
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 1: Come on?

882
00:47:52,519 --> 00:47:56,039
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not your first rodeo. Yeah, like you just

883
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,239
wanted to say dirty.

884
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: Things I did? Is it ever injured?

885
00:48:01,639 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 4: No injury during sex ever, other than like you said,

886
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,519
a quick wrong turn and it stings for a second.

887
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: I've fallen off of bed that I've done.

888
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 3: I feel like I've hit my for sure.

889
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,599
Speaker 1: Probably you've hit your head.

890
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I definitely feel.

891
00:48:23,039 --> 00:48:32,559
Speaker 1: Like, all right, never mind, we'll take a moment, bring this,

892
00:48:33,159 --> 00:48:37,239
bring it back. I don's cults through out there, just beware.

893
00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:39,719
That's what I'm saying. Even if they're sexual and they

894
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,079
feel good and they give you a fifteen minute orgasm.

895
00:48:42,159 --> 00:48:44,519
Speaker 4: A great spot to while we're there. Actually, that's Mark

896
00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:46,599
the would you rather ash?

897
00:48:46,639 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: Marca? Would? Ah? I give him the pink one.

898
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,159
Speaker 4: The other one Okay, we'll give this one just a mark.

899
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:59,360
Would you rather get one hand job from your grandmother

900
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,480
or your mom watches you every time you get laid?

901
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,280
What the fuck kind of question is that?

902
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,599
Speaker 3: It's an easy question?

903
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: Is really? It's an easy question. Okay, if your grandmother

904
00:49:13,039 --> 00:49:16,000
jerks you off, it's over. What do you mean it's over?

905
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,119
One and done? Is one and done? Yeah?

906
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Laura, Yeah, grandma's jerking me off?

907
00:49:24,039 --> 00:49:28,760
Speaker 1: Really sure? Yeah? I said, uh, I did not agree

908
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,039
with that?

909
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, you'd rather have.

910
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: I said that I could not, Yeah, I said, because time.

911
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,400
Well hang on now, I said, Here's why I say that,

912
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,039
because if my grandmother did that to me, all I

913
00:49:44,119 --> 00:49:46,239
see for the rest of my life, I have that

914
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:51,880
horrible image of her arthritic, liver spotted hand trying to

915
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:58,159
grip on and sold your eyes. You can be anybody. Well, yeah,

916
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,480
but I can't get past it.

917
00:49:59,559 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 5: I know it's the grip keepers, but you know you

918
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,559
can get past your mother watching you.

919
00:50:04,639 --> 00:50:07,639
Speaker 1: Hang on. I said that when I get really in

920
00:50:07,679 --> 00:50:12,280
the zone on anything, I forget who's around. Like you

921
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,440
won't forget. No, I would totally forget your watch.

922
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:18,280
Speaker 3: Muse if your grandma is giving you oral that would

923
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:23,039
be a different extrame. Oh you make it there, because

924
00:50:23,039 --> 00:50:25,440
I'm saying at that point, then I am going to

925
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,519
go to the mom watching, but mom watching.

926
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: I go. It's like when I if you know, you

927
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,199
can get really nervous and be conscious who's in the room,

928
00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:35,800
and then when you kind of get going, whether it's

929
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,239
comedy or giving a speech or whatever, it's like almost

930
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,599
tunnel vision. And it doesn't matter. I mean, you know,

931
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,360
and I and and and.

932
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,599
Speaker 3: We know if someone likes to be watched and here.

933
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying so.

934
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 4: And how weird of a turn does it take if

935
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,280
we ask Laura if it's a grandfather or her father.

936
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:59,679
Speaker 1: Oh, it takes a dark turn that way. Oh oh yeah,

937
00:51:00,039 --> 00:51:01,480
that's nasty. Do you want to do the other one?

938
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll get this to both of you. Okay, would

939
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:10,039
you rather never leave your house ever again? Or live

940
00:51:10,559 --> 00:51:12,480
with all your axes? But you can come and go

941
00:51:12,519 --> 00:51:13,360
as you please.

942
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 3: With my access?

943
00:51:18,159 --> 00:51:23,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, mark all marks that I would just never be home. Well,

944
00:51:23,519 --> 00:51:25,599
you gotta go home at some point. You gotta go home.

945
00:51:25,639 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 4: You gotta sleep, you know, travel a lot.

946
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: What do you got? What do you say you're a hermit?

947
00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:43,800
I went out, I went out freaking up, and Sunday

948
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,920
I went I said I would live with the exes

949
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:49,519
because I could get some great stories and I could

950
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:52,880
leave whenever I want to. Yeah, there would be some stories,

951
00:51:53,039 --> 00:51:55,840
like living with these people be interesting, It would be.

952
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 3: A vital.

953
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:58,760
Speaker 1: Well. I would love to.

954
00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 3: Voeltle Loylet.

955
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,559
Speaker 1: Have you ever run into somebody you were very serious

956
00:52:05,599 --> 00:52:09,760
with and then years later you see them and did

957
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,800
you ever I don't think I've ever had this but

958
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:16,280
come up with almost what was it really like to

959
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,639
be not to be with me, but to be in

960
00:52:18,679 --> 00:52:21,559
the relationship the only.

961
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 3: Like my college boyfriend and I were together for two

962
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:33,639
years and I had saw him a few times afterwards,

963
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:38,880
but I was happy at that point. So I don't know.

964
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: She's excluded on this one.

965
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,679
Speaker 4: But have you ever seen a girl that you dated

966
00:52:42,079 --> 00:52:43,679
and you see what she's with now and you're like

967
00:52:45,039 --> 00:52:50,400
fucking won yes, or you see what she like or

968
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,639
like she just got Like I had one that I

969
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:53,960
was this girl I was in love with.

970
00:52:54,119 --> 00:52:56,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I saw her like four years ago and

971
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:00,519
she was just a house Oh, just enormous.

972
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 4: I was like, I dodged that bullet goes to the

973
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,719
man upstairs.

974
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,079
Speaker 1: Mark is dying to say something. Go ahead say it.

975
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,280
I know this is coming right at me.

976
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:14,559
Speaker 5: I was dating as a girl, okay, yeah, and then

977
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,000
we broke up and we were out and I ran

978
00:53:18,039 --> 00:53:20,679
into her and I said, you know, I'm a really

979
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,119
shitty boyfriend. I'm sorry you sloppd at me. And she goes,

980
00:53:23,159 --> 00:53:24,000
you weren't the problem.

981
00:53:24,079 --> 00:53:26,280
Speaker 1: She goes, I didn't want Matt Reese in my in

982
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:33,400
my life. Oh oh oh, are you kidding. That's horrible,

983
00:53:33,679 --> 00:53:35,079
because he's such a nice guy.

984
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,199
Speaker 5: That's because she freaking rubbed him the wrong, like he

985
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:41,400
would tell her what he really thought, you know he was.

986
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: He was like, well, I sometimes you ever see and

987
00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:49,360
I remember this too, Like you saw your buddy with

988
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,880
somebody you didn't think was like really good for them,

989
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,079
and you try to get to the table. Saw that.

990
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,719
Neither one of us said anything.

991
00:53:57,119 --> 00:53:59,559
Speaker 5: And you know what sucks is when you see somebody

992
00:53:59,559 --> 00:54:03,239
you like and then there was a dude that you

993
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:04,599
like are kind of friends with.

994
00:54:05,079 --> 00:54:11,159
Speaker 1: That fucking sucks too. Oh yeah, yeah, same girl that

995
00:54:11,199 --> 00:54:13,440
we were just talking about between the two of you guys.

996
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:20,599
Oh wait, I'm missing I missed that. All right, Well,

997
00:54:20,599 --> 00:54:22,519
take a moment be right back. You never think you're

998
00:54:22,519 --> 00:54:26,719
gonna need a personal injury attorney until you do. It's

999
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,960
not something you plan for. You know, one minute you're

1000
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,760
just living your life. Do next thing, you know you're

1001
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,599
dealing with an accident and injury, missed work and a

1002
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,719
whole lot of stress you didn't ask for. And here's

1003
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,920
the truth. Insurance companies they've got a plan. They know

1004
00:54:43,039 --> 00:54:48,079
exactly what they're doing. The question is do you. That's

1005
00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:51,159
why if it's me, I'm calling Connors and Ferris. They

1006
00:54:51,199 --> 00:54:54,239
know the system, they know how to fight, and more importantly,

1007
00:54:54,519 --> 00:54:56,920
they know how to take care of people when things

1008
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,960
get messy. You're not just a case file to them.

1009
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,920
They walk you through it step by step and make

1010
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,280
sure you're not getting pushed around when you're already down.

1011
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,320
So if life throws you one of those moments, don't

1012
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,360
try to figure it out alone. Call Connors and Ferris

1013
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:17,800
or visit Connorsanferris dot com, with offices in New York City, Syracuse, Rochester,

1014
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,119
and Buffalo. Because when it matters most, you want someone

1015
00:55:21,159 --> 00:55:24,719
in your corner who actually knows how to win. Connors

1016
00:55:25,039 --> 00:55:38,519
and Ferris. I feel like I should talk about the

1017
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,840
live show a little bit, just because well I don't

1018
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:45,840
know anything about it. So yeah, so we're debating when

1019
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,639
to do a live show and we were gonna do it.

1020
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:51,960
We have to center around our thousand episode, right, but

1021
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,320
we have a game tonight we do. Yeah, so if

1022
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:59,880
we would do the game like with a live audience everybody, Yeah,

1023
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,239
a couple of rounds. Oh, we probably do a show,

1024
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,079
but a couple of rounds of the game and stuff.

1025
00:56:05,079 --> 00:56:11,599
And so I was there's debates is where you know

1026
00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:12,960
where to do it and what and what to do

1027
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:19,519
and that sort of thing. And there's a Rochester Comedy

1028
00:56:19,559 --> 00:56:24,119
Fest coming. Oh yeah. So I talked to those guys

1029
00:56:24,199 --> 00:56:27,079
today about something unrelated and I brought it up and

1030
00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:29,199
they go, we want to do it around there. So

1031
00:56:29,599 --> 00:56:34,159
that's more though July. Okay, So I think it's it's

1032
00:56:34,199 --> 00:56:39,559
somewhere around that fifteen, sixteenth, seventeen, and I don't know

1033
00:56:39,679 --> 00:56:43,159
my schedule really that far yet and I'm not so

1034
00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:46,119
I'm not really sure, but that would be uh, I

1035
00:56:46,119 --> 00:56:47,639
don't know. We give us a little bit of time

1036
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,960
and we could, you know, can you get in a

1037
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:56,280
microphone and put on we're doing the show here? Yeah? Oh,

1038
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,920
I thought we were just shooting. No, no, no, no, no,

1039
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:00,679
that's okay, Nope, no problem.

1040
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,760
Speaker 3: That's like Wednesday, Thursday, Friday in July.

1041
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't I'd have to find the exactly, but

1042
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,320
it's around that weekend. I think it's going to be like,

1043
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,159
you know, the stuff that they're they're really doing it.

1044
00:57:11,199 --> 00:57:14,639
Speaker 5: I do five minutes to stand up for real. Yeah,

1045
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,400
I did it once. I did three times. Actually worse

1046
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:22,119
than Doug. That's the most That's the most nicest thing

1047
00:57:22,119 --> 00:57:24,880
he's ever said to me. For this half ass freaking compliment, I.

1048
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 1: Don't even understand. Because Doug actually is funny. He's got

1049
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,760
some funny stuff. I think Mark would be very funny.

1050
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 3: I did really still do something for your thousandth Do

1051
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,000
you think something separate?

1052
00:57:35,639 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe you do both. You think, yeah, are

1053
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,400
you planning either one of them? Because well, we could

1054
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,039
do the thousandths you're right separate from that.

1055
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 3: The thousand.

1056
00:57:50,159 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 4: We can do the thousands with the the thing we

1057
00:57:53,039 --> 00:57:55,039
talked about the other thing with the thing and.

1058
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:01,199
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but that would do it her on that Yeah,

1059
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,280
let's do it on a boat.

1060
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 4: We don't have to have people there.

1061
00:58:03,559 --> 00:58:07,199
Speaker 1: I mean, there could be people there. I don't. Yeah, no,

1062
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,440
I think like something to alive would be better.

1063
00:58:10,559 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, what do you mean?

1064
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: What are you thinking?

1065
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I guess like if are we just

1066
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,719
how we have done like the brunch cast and things

1067
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,239
like that. I was thinking, like for the thousands, do

1068
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,679
you do something more simple like that, like a happy

1069
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:33,880
hour at mult Connery's or someplace for the thousands? But

1070
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,199
then for now July, we do like a bigger thing

1071
00:58:39,119 --> 00:58:41,440
or we actually where you do a lot, yeah, and

1072
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,199
where people are like interacting.

1073
00:58:44,519 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not a bad idea.

1074
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 3: It would be sort of cool to have, like on

1075
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:54,119
Live for or for your thousand, have where sort of

1076
00:58:54,159 --> 00:58:56,719
your favorite people hang out and could just pop on

1077
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,840
for a few minutes and tell like a story about

1078
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:00,639
you or whatever.

1079
00:59:01,159 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 4: I have several, do you that's why you weren't invited?

1080
00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: Yeah? Mark has several. Mark has several. Mark didn't talk

1081
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:15,480
to me for a while. I was brainwashed. I was misrepresented.

1082
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:16,920
Look at look at now.

1083
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 4: Wait that that's just what we were talking about early backpedals,

1084
00:59:20,039 --> 00:59:21,159
Ward and Stefan Gilmour.

1085
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,679
Speaker 1: It's fucking awesome. I was misrepresented. I don't know that

1086
00:59:24,719 --> 00:59:28,320
you were misrepresentative. I never I never even I wasn't

1087
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:34,280
even mad at you. I just yeah, it was I was.

1088
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,960
I listened to Mark got involved like uh with the

1089
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,039
old not involved. Well, I don't want to say involved

1090
00:59:41,039 --> 00:59:44,880
because it sounds wrong, but he was became friends with

1091
00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:48,519
an X of mine and you got some moran sloppy second. No,

1092
00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:51,880
I never hooked up. I don't think so. And there

1093
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:56,119
was that was awfully mean. What do you mean I

1094
00:59:56,159 --> 00:59:58,760
don't think so. Well, I didn't. I didn't take this

1095
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:02,039
as being mean Bill, I didn't need I mean, but

1096
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:06,599
that's why he did it that way, Jesus. I Uh,

1097
01:00:07,559 --> 01:00:08,840
there was a while, like all of a sudden, I

1098
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,880
saw him and he wouldn't talk to me, and like

1099
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,039
we were on a bus to.

1100
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,679
Speaker 5: Go to the Rolling Stones in Toronto for sarrus right,

1101
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,559
it was him, it was his wife, and then it

1102
01:00:20,639 --> 01:00:21,880
was the two friends of.

1103
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: Theirs, my brother and sister. No, it was uh, it

1104
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:26,760
was people.

1105
01:00:26,559 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 5: We worked with. And I tried to talk to him

1106
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,400
and he wouldn't talk to me. So he's full of shit.

1107
01:00:32,559 --> 01:00:34,639
I don't even remember that. That's because he was with

1108
01:00:34,679 --> 01:00:36,000
his wife. His wife didn't like me.

1109
01:00:36,159 --> 01:00:38,079
Speaker 3: I don't think so, because I don't think he liked her.

1110
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: And by the way, I think that I I think

1111
01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:47,639
that I didn't ride a bus to Sars. You certainly, Dad, oh,

1112
01:00:47,719 --> 01:00:49,360
because I had all this stuff and I had my

1113
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,719
brother and sister. We were on the fucking bus, all right.

1114
01:00:52,840 --> 01:01:01,639
I don't remember. He's got your confused with still uh

1115
01:01:02,039 --> 01:01:05,000
did anybody see this floating around the internet? Maybe it's

1116
01:01:05,079 --> 01:01:07,800
just me. I I don't know because Mark. I listened

1117
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,480
to a podcast where Mark was all over me when

1118
01:01:10,519 --> 01:01:13,360
I first brought up the Pure app and he's like,

1119
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,400
you're the only one. What are you looking at? You're

1120
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:18,800
full of ship and I and I remember the whole

1121
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:19,199
Pure app.

1122
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,559
Speaker 4: Now we see what the lady from the last set

1123
01:01:21,599 --> 01:01:22,880
that probably where it came from.

1124
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,719
Speaker 1: Look at all that stuff. I didn't look at it well.

1125
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,719
That I saw today was on the cover of a

1126
01:01:28,159 --> 01:01:32,360
your a beer. I am maybe I don't think so,

1127
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,440
but maybe you're only on a bus though you're getting pure.

1128
01:01:36,559 --> 01:01:38,840
I am getting pure. But there was a there was

1129
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:42,599
a just something on Instagram and it was presented more

1130
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:49,440
like a news thing that Sweden had made sex a

1131
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:54,039
competitive sport. They like they were adding it to competitive sports.

1132
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,320
Jo Joseph to Blue Tents is that what we're saying

1133
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:57,840
right now.

1134
01:01:59,199 --> 01:02:01,159
Speaker 3: Is that true.

1135
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 1: Well, I I summer plans are just getting booked. It

1136
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,960
was some kind of it was some kind of lore.

1137
01:02:07,079 --> 01:02:09,440
It was some kind of thing like on Instagram where

1138
01:02:09,719 --> 01:02:12,360
it gives you like these facts and things and it's

1139
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,400
always this. It might have been success Addicts or something

1140
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,440
I don't remember, and it came through it it goes.

1141
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:22,239
So I'm like, I actually did some research on this

1142
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:26,159
because I had Sweden did not make sexist, okay, but

1143
01:02:26,239 --> 01:02:32,360
some guy tried to start a sex federation. A sex

1144
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:37,400
federation much like a soccer federation. That's pretty much what

1145
01:02:37,519 --> 01:02:39,519
it is. Well, it's a red flag on your resume.

1146
01:02:39,599 --> 01:02:40,880
I think if you try to do that.

1147
01:02:41,639 --> 01:02:45,679
Speaker 3: My hobbies include.

1148
01:02:44,599 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 1: And Sweden basically said, circle outside for a little while

1149
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:51,000
and get some air. I'm gonna find this guy on LinkedIn.

1150
01:02:51,079 --> 01:02:54,559
But it was on around the internet I think for

1151
01:02:54,599 --> 01:02:56,719
like forty eight hours because I was trying to see

1152
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,960
other people and they're going, no, this isn't real. And

1153
01:02:59,039 --> 01:03:00,559
I guess it was a couple of years ago, but

1154
01:03:00,599 --> 01:03:03,599
it pops up every once in a while somebody reposts

1155
01:03:03,599 --> 01:03:06,840
the thing and I go, this isn't so much about Sweden.

1156
01:03:07,119 --> 01:03:09,559
It's the world we live in now where you don't

1157
01:03:09,599 --> 01:03:15,000
go fucking no, you go, well, it could be true. Well,

1158
01:03:15,039 --> 01:03:17,800
this is the thing. That's what we don't write. How

1159
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,639
fucked up is that? Because well, and the other thing

1160
01:03:21,719 --> 01:03:25,000
is what is a sport? We have people slapping each

1161
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,800
other across the face. That is a sport? Forget pillow fighting?

1162
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:35,519
Is that a sport? Now? All right? Okay, but we

1163
01:03:35,599 --> 01:03:39,079
do have competitive eating on the main ESPN. Right, We've

1164
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:41,280
got that. So I'm like, how could this not be

1165
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:44,280
a sport? There's something called chest boxing where guys do

1166
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:51,159
rounds of chests in there's gotta be a sport. I

1167
01:03:51,559 --> 01:03:51,960
don't know.

1168
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 3: I could see them like testing like your heart ray

1169
01:03:55,719 --> 01:03:57,960
or you know, how many calories did you burn?

1170
01:03:58,039 --> 01:03:58,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1171
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 3: You know, and that's and that would be the judge.

1172
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 1: Yeah you know. I was gonna ask you if it

1173
01:04:06,039 --> 01:04:09,639
was a sport, Laura, would you be a player, a

1174
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:13,000
coach or a judge? And I was thinking, just by

1175
01:04:13,039 --> 01:04:16,440
her credent players coach? So I told you I wrote

1176
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:17,280
that down in my notes.

1177
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:19,039
Speaker 3: I did.

1178
01:04:19,079 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: I wrote down player coach in my notes. And so

1179
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,599
do the girls look like a NASCAR? See?

1180
01:04:23,639 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a player judge.

1181
01:04:26,119 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 1: Okay, but the players would then always be judging. That's why. Yeah,

1182
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,320
I mean I don't know.

1183
01:04:33,159 --> 01:04:36,159
Speaker 3: Maybe in a few years that becomes what retire.

1184
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:39,159
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is like, the part that is still

1185
01:04:39,199 --> 01:04:42,079
in my head is like I didn't instantly go that's insane.

1186
01:04:42,199 --> 01:04:44,039
I went, this could be real.

1187
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:48,119
Speaker 3: Well because yeah, the headlines and also you can AI

1188
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,519
photos of everything now where it makes it look. My friends,

1189
01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:53,920
we were doing it over the weekend. We were like

1190
01:04:54,199 --> 01:04:57,719
making like I I made a photo of Joe and

1191
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:01,000
my friend Megan, Chad's girlfriend looking like they had a

1192
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,400
baby together. And we're like to get.

1193
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,559
Speaker 1: To people's that's scary. Let me tell you something. There's

1194
01:05:06,639 --> 01:05:08,599
AI out there now that can make you look like

1195
01:05:08,639 --> 01:05:10,000
you were hooking up with somebody.

1196
01:05:10,119 --> 01:05:12,719
Speaker 3: Oh I know that's what we were doing.

1197
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,119
Speaker 1: Scaring but five eight five two eight eighty eight sixty six.

1198
01:05:16,199 --> 01:05:21,000
We want to join our sex league, right, But imagine

1199
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,679
if they had this, like you have three sons, I

1200
01:05:22,679 --> 01:05:25,960
have three sons. Where are you going with this? Well,

1201
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,920
it just got really gay. Yeah, really cool. I'm just saying,

1202
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,639
like six dudes and there's something like gay about it?

1203
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,519
What it's my kids? What if they tried out from

1204
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:38,920
this weekend. What if they tried out but got cut?

1205
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:46,199
What if they get cut dead? Makes it like what

1206
01:05:46,239 --> 01:05:48,519
would you do? How would you have that conversation?

1207
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:53,599
Speaker 4: I'd show these But next year gilmore.

1208
01:05:53,719 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 1: What if they make it and they become a champ?

1209
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:59,760
Are you proud? Hell? Yeah, yeah, I guess. I don't

1210
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:01,079
know if I want to brag about that. At the

1211
01:06:01,159 --> 01:06:03,039
Christmas table with Christmas dinner.

1212
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:06,400
Speaker 3: I said, this is a I from this weekend. My

1213
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:10,840
friends and I week He took a photo girls at

1214
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,039
dinner and then the next day I put it into

1215
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,679
Google and I was like, make us all kissing.

1216
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,159
Speaker 1: That's not that's not a that's real. But see that's

1217
01:06:21,159 --> 01:06:23,360
that's the thing. Like if somebody sent that out, I

1218
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:26,440
would believe. And first of all, knowing you, I would go, yeah,

1219
01:06:26,559 --> 01:06:28,159
that would be another one I wouldn't question.

1220
01:06:28,519 --> 01:06:31,800
Speaker 3: And then my other friend made it, took the same

1221
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:35,440
photo and said like, make us look like we're celebrities

1222
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:38,880
eating dinner around the table, you know, like it's just

1223
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:43,840
you can you can do everything right. Yeah, So we

1224
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:47,400
were like making it look like some people were making

1225
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:48,280
up with other people.

1226
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:49,719
Speaker 1: I made my team didn't.

1227
01:06:49,519 --> 01:06:50,719
Speaker 4: Get a I to convinced Joud to take you to

1228
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:51,400
a second club.

1229
01:06:52,119 --> 01:06:56,199
Speaker 1: Maybe, I don't know. You know what's funny is like

1230
01:06:56,559 --> 01:06:59,840
I was thinking about this, Kevin, because I wrote down

1231
01:07:00,119 --> 01:07:04,519
your coach for Laura. But I was thinking judging feels

1232
01:07:04,639 --> 01:07:06,679
very in Laura's lane. And I don't mean that in

1233
01:07:06,679 --> 01:07:10,760
a negative way, because she organizes houses and she does

1234
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:13,760
this stuff like she would know kind of what's good,

1235
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:16,920
what's sloppy, what's off, what's this? And then she says

1236
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:26,320
she wants to be a player. I don't know. You

1237
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:29,920
gotta love her. She's an original, I think. Yeah, I agree,

1238
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:30,880
I agree.

1239
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:34,440
Speaker 5: Margirls were like that, life would be a little bit

1240
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:35,199
fucking easier.

1241
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,480
Speaker 1: What do you mean, margols? She's just open you know

1242
01:07:37,519 --> 01:07:38,840
where you're staying with her? You know what I mean?

1243
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 5: You know she knows what she likes and she's not

1244
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:44,000
embarrassed to talk about it. You know, most girls freaking

1245
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:48,159
you know, like I like my thing. The biggest perverts

1246
01:07:48,199 --> 01:07:50,239
are always the one who to go to Sunday Church

1247
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:53,559
and pretend they don't like sex. Those are the ones

1248
01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:57,880
you gotta be afraid of, why, because they're they're hiding something.

1249
01:07:58,639 --> 01:07:59,719
Laura doesn't hide anything.

1250
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:04,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think also, it's the time we live in now.

1251
01:08:04,119 --> 01:08:06,119
I think people are a little more open and stuff

1252
01:08:06,159 --> 01:08:06,639
about things.

1253
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 3: I don't think I think a lot of my friends,

1254
01:08:10,679 --> 01:08:13,239
you're very will talk the talk. I don't think most

1255
01:08:13,239 --> 01:08:16,520
of them would walk the walk, right, you know, or

1256
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:21,319
that some of them they they would be open in

1257
01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:24,880
the girls setting, but around a group of men or

1258
01:08:25,039 --> 01:08:29,239
you know, other people make lamb right up, even their boyfriends,

1259
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:33,319
they would not actually admit what they truly fantasize about

1260
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:34,479
to their partners.

1261
01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 1: Really, Oh yeah, I was just gonna say, edit yourself.

1262
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 3: I hate we're talking about just saying.

1263
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:50,359
Speaker 1: What somebody what I was fantasizing about. Oh my god.

1264
01:08:51,359 --> 01:08:53,600
But you can't go up to somebody who's involved in

1265
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,760
a relationship we're talking about it. If it's your I.

1266
01:08:55,680 --> 01:09:01,600
Speaker 5: Am talking about my relationship, your partner from the past,

1267
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:02,279
I don't know.

1268
01:09:03,199 --> 01:09:05,319
Speaker 3: I don't know how are you gonna know unless you

1269
01:09:05,319 --> 01:09:06,960
actually put it out there?

1270
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:10,159
Speaker 1: But you okay, So some people are a little more

1271
01:09:10,199 --> 01:09:13,159
uptight and don't like talking about these things, right, And

1272
01:09:13,199 --> 01:09:15,520
you're right with your your friends and stuff. And to

1273
01:09:16,199 --> 01:09:19,640
Mark's credit, seeing that in you, Yeah, I get it.

1274
01:09:19,279 --> 01:09:23,159
That's Kevin, was it. I'll always say to me once

1275
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:33,000
in a while, what do you do? He had so much? Yes,

1276
01:09:33,079 --> 01:09:35,079
I did have reservations because I didn't know.

1277
01:09:35,359 --> 01:09:36,399
Speaker 4: I see the big picture.

1278
01:09:37,279 --> 01:09:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you don't. Clearly you did. I mean

1279
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,039
I was. I had to bring somebody. You had to

1280
01:09:42,079 --> 01:09:47,279
get one, good guess. But I'm thinking about this competitive sport,

1281
01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:50,600
if sex were a competitive sport. No wait, hang on,

1282
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:53,279
why are you're saying, Ah, I'm taking a right to you,

1283
01:09:53,359 --> 01:09:58,359
and I'm taking it right to Laura because Laura has

1284
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:03,800
basically said she would love to be watched, and that's

1285
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:07,319
just it. Can you do something weird with people watching?

1286
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,000
You're an athlete.

1287
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:12,760
Speaker 5: Can you find two people that are very that are

1288
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:18,560
very similar? Well, yeah, you guys, Yeah, we're very yeah.

1289
01:10:18,199 --> 01:10:23,640
Speaker 1: Very similar in your fantasies. Yeah, too bad, Too bad.

1290
01:10:24,399 --> 01:10:27,680
Speaker 4: It could have worked out, could be could have been

1291
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:28,760
a lesbian in three years.

1292
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:36,079
Speaker 1: Ye. Look, I think I think you're right. I think

1293
01:10:36,159 --> 01:10:38,600
sex could become a competitive sport in a certain way.

1294
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:41,239
I really do, because think about it. What pickleball has

1295
01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:45,239
taken over fucking neighborhoods. We have got guys who play cornhole.

1296
01:10:45,399 --> 01:10:48,880
They're throwing a bean bag in a fucking board. They're sponsored.

1297
01:10:49,079 --> 01:10:51,199
You're gonna tell me that they can't do something with sex.

1298
01:10:51,279 --> 01:10:54,560
Speaker 3: There's gonna be acrobatic sexol.

1299
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:59,079
Speaker 1: I mean aerial Yeah yeah, underwater underwater sex. Now that

1300
01:10:59,239 --> 01:11:05,319
that's that's not as that's a difficult one, of course, but.

1301
01:11:07,239 --> 01:11:10,840
Speaker 3: Like with the weight differential in the water, it could

1302
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:12,600
be like I'm carrying Joe around.

1303
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh that would be cute, that'd be great.

1304
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:22,000
Who's the big Joe? Is that a shark out there?

1305
01:11:22,039 --> 01:11:25,039
Or does Laura have a strap on? I see something

1306
01:11:25,159 --> 01:11:26,199
like a peg?

1307
01:11:26,399 --> 01:11:30,199
Speaker 4: All right, that's crazy.

1308
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:33,399
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I'm just saying. I even think,

1309
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:35,680
taken away from the sex, we're seeing so much ship

1310
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:38,600
these days that we see it and we scroll on

1311
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:41,920
and think could be, could be fucked, could be, could be?

1312
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,640
And uh, Sweden did not, in fact make sex a sport,

1313
01:11:46,239 --> 01:11:48,600
but the fact that millions of people uh kind of

1314
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:51,920
went with it without blinking. And I I pat myself

1315
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:52,479
in the back to go.

1316
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 3: Sweden's a country I haven't gone to yet.

1317
01:11:55,640 --> 01:12:00,279
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's a country. I mean you fit in, yeah, blondel, Yeah,

1318
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:06,359
go right there. You might need spen spenn Fenn. Is

1319
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:10,119
that a Swedish name Spenn. I thought it was no, No,

1320
01:12:10,119 --> 01:12:16,199
nobody knows. I'll go to Sweden. Well, clearly, I gotta

1321
01:12:16,239 --> 01:12:18,960
tell you something before we go. We're not going. Yeah,

1322
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,239
I know. There's a new thing on the Apple phone.

1323
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,800
Speaker 5: If you have the phone, leave the phone open and

1324
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:28,479
you go to messages, it needs a face thing.

1325
01:12:28,319 --> 01:12:32,600
Speaker 1: Now face id. Yeah. Yeah, what a fucking great invention.

1326
01:12:33,199 --> 01:12:34,960
I think it is a great invention. It is. You

1327
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,039
want to know another invention that I saw on the

1328
01:12:37,079 --> 01:12:41,800
iPhone that I think is fantastic. I I don't know

1329
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,920
if anybody's had trying to cancel things and you just

1330
01:12:45,239 --> 01:12:48,680
you just it's not happening. What if for whatever fucking reason,

1331
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:52,600
it's not happening. So I decided, I don't know why,

1332
01:12:53,199 --> 01:12:56,359
I've just fucking had it. And I call up my

1333
01:12:56,359 --> 01:12:58,399
bank and I go, I want to put a stop

1334
01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:01,479
payment on this, And he said, okay, I got to

1335
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:03,000
put you over to here. You're gonna have to answer

1336
01:13:03,039 --> 01:13:05,439
some questions. May I put you on a brief hold?

1337
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,880
And then it pops up on my iPhone? Would you

1338
01:13:09,159 --> 01:13:11,880
like to put them on hold? And will ring you

1339
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,640
back when they're yeah? Well then it felt too long

1340
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,319
and they didn't give my phone, didn't do anything, and

1341
01:13:17,399 --> 01:13:19,079
I came back and to go, oh, you're still there.

1342
01:13:19,239 --> 01:13:23,000
Speaker 4: Sometimes they don't call Jesus Christ Technology Corner with grump

1343
01:13:23,039 --> 01:13:23,479
your old.

1344
01:13:23,359 --> 01:13:24,039
Speaker 1: Metal r NO.

1345
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:26,760
Speaker 3: I tried to do that the other day with calling

1346
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:29,960
the ORB and I eventually hung up on the d

1347
01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:31,920
MB after waiting for like forty minutes.

1348
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:36,800
Speaker 1: Yeah that's ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, DMV is no.

1349
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,359
Speaker 3: Sorry, it wasn't DMB. It was easy Pass. I need

1350
01:13:39,359 --> 01:13:41,760
to like renew my easy pass, but I can't log

1351
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:42,439
onto my nurse.

1352
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:45,960
Speaker 1: Government, the government run New York State agency. Forget it, joke,

1353
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:50,239
forget it. The DMV. The DMV is doing a move

1354
01:13:50,319 --> 01:13:54,000
now that I think is absolutely it's either brilliant and

1355
01:13:54,039 --> 01:13:57,239
I've talked about this, it's either like completely diabolical or

1356
01:13:57,399 --> 01:14:00,399
it's brilliant because the one thing you always want to do,

1357
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:03,119
and it's a great way and I don't know who

1358
01:14:03,159 --> 01:14:07,079
thought of this to you want to over you know, underpromise,

1359
01:14:07,159 --> 01:14:09,640
over deliver, Right, that's the biggest thing you can probably

1360
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:13,079
do to get to win people. And I went in

1361
01:14:13,119 --> 01:14:17,720
there to register a car, do whatever, and they told

1362
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:19,159
me it was a two and a half hour wait.

1363
01:14:19,319 --> 01:14:21,520
It comes up on the kiosk two and a half hours.

1364
01:14:22,119 --> 01:14:26,199
So it's great in that it wasn't two and a

1365
01:14:26,239 --> 01:14:29,039
half hours. Here's where it's shitty. How many people see

1366
01:14:29,079 --> 01:14:30,520
that and go, I'm gonna go get a cup of

1367
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:33,399
coffee and then their name is called, yeah, and where

1368
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:34,920
do they go in the queue? I don't know the

1369
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,720
answer to that because I stayed trying to fill out paperwork,

1370
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:40,600
and I swear to God, Laura, it was within twenty

1371
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:43,399
minutes they called my name. Now, think about if you're

1372
01:14:43,399 --> 01:14:45,800
told two and a half hours and you leave. That's

1373
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,399
why I go. It's either brilliant in terms of if

1374
01:14:48,399 --> 01:14:50,600
I'm waiting there and then I get in right away.

1375
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:52,279
And the other thing is I don't know how many

1376
01:14:52,279 --> 01:14:54,159
fucking people were out of me that left. Yeah, you

1377
01:14:54,199 --> 01:14:56,560
know what I mean. But they're just trying to churn

1378
01:14:56,680 --> 01:15:00,159
through people. Yeah, but I still get the DMV thing

1379
01:15:00,199 --> 01:15:03,760
where they're going, you need another piece of paperwork before

1380
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,960
you get up to see the actual person. And I said,

1381
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:09,439
what is that, Well, it's just another piece of paperwork.

1382
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,319
And then it kept going like that and I said,

1383
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:16,800
but you're the DMV telling me that I need more paperwork?

1384
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:20,039
What is it? You're requiring it. What is it that

1385
01:15:20,119 --> 01:15:22,159
I need to get? And the person got so pissed

1386
01:15:22,159 --> 01:15:23,520
at me and they go, you'll have to talk to

1387
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,800
the person up front when you get called, which was

1388
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,520
gonna be two and a half hours. But I'm like,

1389
01:15:28,199 --> 01:15:31,359
don't say dumb shit. Don't say dumb shit to anybody.

1390
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:34,720
You're gonna need extra paperwork. If the answer back is okay,

1391
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:37,560
what is that? What do I need to have? So

1392
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:39,439
I'm not wasting my time for the next two and

1393
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:41,479
a half hours to now talk to the next person.

1394
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:44,479
Don't say that fucking statement and I don't have an answer, dummy.

1395
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:47,319
You are the DMV. It's like I get a call

1396
01:15:47,359 --> 01:15:50,159
the other day and it was it was something of

1397
01:15:50,199 --> 01:15:51,840
a legal matter, and I said, do I need to

1398
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,600
have a lawyer? And the voice on the other end

1399
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,880
of the phone goes, why would you say that? Because

1400
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:02,279
you are the law He's is fucking christ like, is

1401
01:16:02,279 --> 01:16:04,199
it me? It's got to be me? It has to

1402
01:16:04,239 --> 01:16:07,800
be it has to be me. No, I don't know.

1403
01:16:08,359 --> 01:16:10,079
Speaker 3: People don't have answers for us.

1404
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:13,560
Speaker 1: Well, now I have answers. It's like, you say these things.

1405
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,920
I ask a question and think, why would you do that? Well,

1406
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:16,920
why wouldn't.

1407
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,039
Speaker 4: I think about who's calling?

1408
01:16:18,079 --> 01:16:19,119
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like.

1409
01:16:19,159 --> 01:16:21,640
Speaker 3: You're thinking thoroughly and they're just giving you surf.

1410
01:16:22,079 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 1: Like I guess, I just I honestly. God, Sometimes there

1411
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:29,520
I feel like either I live on another planet or

1412
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:32,359
there's a lot of stupid people running shit, a lot

1413
01:16:32,399 --> 01:16:34,800
of super people, right, And it's easy to say that,

1414
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,119
But I don't want to say that because I'm not

1415
01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:38,880
the smartest person either. I do a lot of fucking

1416
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:48,720
dumb things, ask Kevin, Uh huh you know, No, No,

1417
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:51,279
no it doesn't. That's why I'm saying. So I can't.

1418
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:53,359
I feel bad saying that, but that that's the thing.

1419
01:16:53,399 --> 01:16:54,840
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1420
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it's awful, and I don't know how. I like, we're

1449
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:31,159
doing sports talk. Hey, everybody get back the Yankees. I

1450
01:18:31,159 --> 01:18:34,000
mean their sex league is coming, the Sex Federation, Kevin.

1451
01:18:34,039 --> 01:18:36,960
Even so you can win and you still don't win.

1452
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I know, maybe there's a method to my match.

1453
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:42,640
Speaker 4: I just saw the joker between the sports talk What

1454
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:43,760
do you what do you? What do you get when

1455
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:47,840
you take forty Yankees and forty lesbians and put them together?

1456
01:18:49,199 --> 01:18:58,159
Speaker 1: Forty Yankees and forty lesbians, forty Yankees, forty Yankees, forty lesbians.

1457
01:18:58,159 --> 01:19:00,760
No Yankees being the baseball team. No, I got it.

1458
01:19:01,399 --> 01:19:05,880
Eighty people, dio guy. I was about to say eighties,

1459
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:11,960
and then Lauren, did you like that one? That Life show?

1460
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:16,279
I wrote that one for Marks five minutes set. I'm

1461
01:19:16,359 --> 01:19:20,000
using that one. You could. But see, here's the thing joke.

1462
01:19:20,119 --> 01:19:23,119
Some people can pull that shit off. Like I used

1463
01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:26,960
to love, uh, some of the shittiest when George Lopez

1464
01:19:27,199 --> 01:19:30,359
did Knights, that did a talk show on TBS and

1465
01:19:30,399 --> 01:19:34,159
that went up against The Tonight Show and Letterman and

1466
01:19:34,439 --> 01:19:36,800
I used to love to go back through his monologue.

1467
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:40,840
He had some of the shittiest, hackiest jokes, but he

1468
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:43,840
delivered them so well that I couldn't help but laugh.

1469
01:19:44,199 --> 01:19:45,439
Like I thought he was pretty good.

1470
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:49,880
Speaker 4: I found the old Comedy Central roasts on, like the

1471
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:52,600
Saggot roast and all that. Yeah, on Paramount this weekend.

1472
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:57,000
Really Gilbert Godfrey, same thing, God Thomas jokes, but just

1473
01:19:57,039 --> 01:20:02,920
the delivery. Norm McDonald Thomas jokes, try delivery but hilarious, hilarious.

1474
01:20:03,159 --> 01:20:07,279
Speaker 1: Norman was really really unique. H Gilbert has the softest

1475
01:20:07,439 --> 01:20:09,880
had the softest hands I had ever felt my life

1476
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:14,119
from a man. I shook his hand. He was in

1477
01:20:14,159 --> 01:20:19,079
the studio or you were sitting and then I just

1478
01:20:19,159 --> 01:20:21,600
re We just shook hands, and we thought, would.

1479
01:20:21,359 --> 01:20:24,960
Speaker 4: You rather get one hand job from Gilbert Godfrey? Well,

1480
01:20:25,079 --> 01:20:28,319
or your mom watches if Lisa Lambinelli watches for the

1481
01:20:28,359 --> 01:20:29,159
rest of your life.

1482
01:20:29,399 --> 01:20:34,079
Speaker 1: Oh where, Yeah, she just fell off the planet. She's

1483
01:20:34,119 --> 01:20:38,279
doing like self help or something as well. And it's

1484
01:20:38,279 --> 01:20:42,000
still hilarious. Oh god, she crushed on those things. God

1485
01:20:42,119 --> 01:20:45,399
was she great? She was another just yeah, I want

1486
01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:47,199
to do I want to do five minutes soon. I

1487
01:20:47,199 --> 01:20:50,640
want to I think I think I'm you know, you

1488
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:51,920
want to be warm up or you want to do

1489
01:20:52,159 --> 01:20:54,359
close it out? I want to be warm up. Okay,

1490
01:20:55,239 --> 01:20:59,119
before the door is open, I know if I do

1491
01:20:59,239 --> 01:21:02,520
close out iverybody's walking out. All right, what do we got?

1492
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:05,199
Kevin comes the game?

1493
01:21:08,199 --> 01:21:30,399
Speaker 2: Do you can turn comes all the coun.

1494
01:21:36,119 --> 01:21:42,199
Speaker 1: I said, I think twice day people you called me

1495
01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:56,359
underny I love this song Ki now Moss. It was

1496
01:21:56,479 --> 01:21:59,199
just a random between takes thing they did.

1497
01:22:01,199 --> 01:22:05,600
Speaker 3: Time have no ideas like time.

1498
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:17,079
Speaker 1: My lord.

1499
01:22:17,159 --> 01:22:21,319
Speaker 3: This is you baby, right right, turn off the lights.

1500
01:22:21,399 --> 01:22:24,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna lose a mess to night. What's the dearly?

1501
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:29,039
Speaker 3: I love when I talk too much?

1502
01:22:29,239 --> 01:22:31,920
Speaker 1: Five A cant regret not going to this concert.

1503
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:37,880
Speaker 3: So so hody crash a penny snatch it.

1504
01:22:43,079 --> 01:22:45,680
Speaker 1: Don't be fancy, just getting easy.

1505
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:53,359
Speaker 4: I don't know why this song was in my head

1506
01:22:53,399 --> 01:22:55,159
all weekend for some strange reason.

1507
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:07,920
Speaker 1: Feel guilty that so Stockholm got to speeding down leap

1508
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:12,399
in the soul. Then it just can guess. I'm all

1509
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:21,720
my way you need any free and the way.

1510
01:23:25,359 --> 01:23:26,760
Speaker 3: I'm not doing good tonight.

1511
01:23:30,159 --> 01:24:04,199
Speaker 1: That's just usual par for the course. Home away Tris.

1512
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:17,800
Speaker 8: You know there's confidence she was with the Russians too.

1513
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:21,960
Speaker 1: He's Cavs got it wrong. Oh I got I got

1514
01:24:22,079 --> 01:24:27,880
the I gotta got keep in the game. Mark can't

1515
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:31,199
be a shutout. A shutout, so.

1516
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:33,239
Speaker 3: Funk you.

1517
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:35,199
Speaker 1: Funk?

1518
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:36,840
Speaker 4: What wasn't free points for you?

1519
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:43,439
Speaker 1: Two Stop. I don't know about the year, stop me. Stop.

1520
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:49,880
You'll get cava about that and below it to stop me.

1521
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,560
So I don't think this was I have the wrong

1522
01:24:53,640 --> 01:25:06,119
artist in the last one. Yeah, I know it. I

1523
01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:10,239
know me too, Mark knows it too.

1524
01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:16,399
Speaker 9: I know thereby, get get alive, get a good, get

1525
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:21,680
await somewhere, take a trip, take a break, take control,

1526
01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:24,560
taking vice from someone you know.

1527
01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:29,279
Speaker 4: And we've gotta get the movie as well. On this

1528
01:25:29,359 --> 01:25:32,760
one here extra ten bonus points for the movie.

1529
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:50,880
Speaker 1: No time, man, mone.

1530
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:58,560
Speaker 3: I believe in thistiny?

1531
01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:07,800
Speaker 1: Oh god? What eighties? Fucking clicker says, Oh man.

1532
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:11,760
Speaker 3: It's easy when up, I probably wasn't boring, so I'm

1533
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:12,359
not sure him.

1534
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:22,359
Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, I put it out there really damn

1535
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:27,119
all right, we're going back to the top.

1536
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:30,920
Speaker 1: Now now now. And I wanted it writing because it

1537
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:32,960
because I want to. I'm counting that as a win

1538
01:26:33,159 --> 01:26:36,000
for me. Okay, what do you do? I put down

1539
01:26:36,079 --> 01:26:38,760
a data cat. This is Stevie Rayvaugh.

1540
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:43,199
Speaker 4: This is Stevie rayvon It is not Pride.

1541
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:47,640
Speaker 1: So it's the song about time of TikTok is what

1542
01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,000
is all I can remember? That's not it though, but

1543
01:26:50,119 --> 01:26:52,680
it is. Stevie Raymond, I said TikTok nineteen ninety one,

1544
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:59,239
career eighty seven, career seventy eight. It is changing changed,

1545
01:26:59,279 --> 01:27:09,119
Stevie Raymond, nineteen eighty five. Anybody all right, better be

1546
01:27:09,239 --> 01:27:12,960
nice or better be nice to make better be nice?

1547
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:16,560
Think nice. I'll think nice. I got that wrong, I

1548
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:22,720
said version Ella Fitzgerald nineteen seventy three. I said twenty ten.

1549
01:27:25,199 --> 01:27:27,840
Speaker 3: I said, Chaka Khan nineteen seventy five.

1550
01:27:28,399 --> 01:27:31,840
Speaker 4: It is think twice and Jack said Jane Laverne Baker,

1551
01:27:32,079 --> 01:27:35,119
oh nineteen sixty eight.

1552
01:27:36,199 --> 01:27:39,600
Speaker 1: Nice. I lost. I got nothing on that one. Okay, Laura,

1553
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:40,560
this is you baby.

1554
01:27:40,439 --> 01:27:41,520
Speaker 3: All right? This is pink.

1555
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:42,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is pink.

1556
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:43,800
Speaker 3: Raise your glass.

1557
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:47,520
Speaker 1: It is raise your glass, I guess twenty ten, nineteen

1558
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:52,600
ninety nine. Food for the shit, me's in the lead, shit,

1559
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:53,640
sweep shit.

1560
01:27:55,439 --> 01:28:01,000
Speaker 3: Those are my first points. It was amazing, absolutely amazing.

1561
01:28:01,239 --> 01:28:02,000
Speaker 1: You're in first place.

1562
01:28:02,319 --> 01:28:03,439
Speaker 3: If she goes.

1563
01:28:05,199 --> 01:28:09,800
Speaker 1: Much longer, yeah, okay, tell me tell me this, mister Ritchie. Yeah,

1564
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:12,800
stuck on you. Yeah, I think eighty three, I said

1565
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:13,239
eighty four.

1566
01:28:13,399 --> 01:28:14,279
Speaker 3: I said eighty five.

1567
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:16,800
Speaker 1: I had n't Ritchie stuck on you.

1568
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:19,520
Speaker 4: A new leader at the top. Somebody had a suite

1569
01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:22,000
and it was our killman.

1570
01:28:24,319 --> 01:28:26,840
Speaker 3: Wait, no, I so I still have stuck on you.

1571
01:28:27,039 --> 01:28:27,720
So that's five.

1572
01:28:30,359 --> 01:28:31,760
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but it may not be a

1573
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:36,359
new leader at the top. I don't know, okay, I

1574
01:28:36,439 --> 01:28:38,560
don't know who's singing this version of this song. And

1575
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:41,239
that's the thing that's kind of bugging me. It's a

1576
01:28:41,359 --> 01:28:42,359
very distinctive voice.

1577
01:28:42,399 --> 01:28:42,600
Speaker 2: I know.

1578
01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:45,239
Speaker 1: I know it's lawyers, goods and money, one of my

1579
01:28:45,359 --> 01:28:49,279
favorite it is Lawyer's guns and Money. Well, that's a

1580
01:28:49,319 --> 01:28:52,319
Warren Zevon song. It's not Warren singing, not Warren singing.

1581
01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:54,399
And then we need to know the year this song

1582
01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:54,880
came out.

1583
01:28:55,039 --> 01:28:59,720
Speaker 3: I'll take this version, guess okay, No I said nineteen ninety.

1584
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:04,920
Speaker 1: No Bound Bound. It's a long instrumental lead. I love

1585
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,479
this song. It's such a great fucking song. He wrote

1586
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:27,159
away tris. Wow, she's figured out. Hang on, I know

1587
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:27,760
that voice.

1588
01:29:29,319 --> 01:29:30,479
Speaker 4: I'll treat you know the voice.

1589
01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:33,720
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm gonna say the year though. Let me

1590
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:35,720
let me do the year, all right, I'm gonna say

1591
01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:38,880
it's it. It had to be like a tribute to him.

1592
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:46,439
It's lawyers, guns and money. From the unplugged album of

1593
01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:52,640
Heat Low. Oh ninety fucking it almost wrote out heat Low. Okay,

1594
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:55,199
so it wasn't true. All right, I got five.

1595
01:29:58,520 --> 01:29:59,279
Speaker 4: You're run to swee.

1596
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,359
Speaker 1: Everybody's had to sweep tonight. You better bringing this wood

1597
01:30:02,359 --> 01:30:09,399
hold okay, rolling stones, start me up? Nineteen eighty one, nineteen.

1598
01:30:09,119 --> 01:30:12,960
Speaker 3: Eighty I had eighty seven.

1599
01:30:14,359 --> 01:30:18,520
Speaker 1: We got our third sweet wore.

1600
01:30:20,119 --> 01:30:21,000
Speaker 4: So wait, what do we get?

1601
01:30:21,119 --> 01:30:23,399
Speaker 1: Five? Five and ten? Well, fuck you? I have five

1602
01:30:23,439 --> 01:30:29,640
and ten. Okay, Oh I know this one. I think

1603
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:34,279
I lost Shania Twain. I got Shania Twainya Twain. Come on,

1604
01:30:35,079 --> 01:30:39,199
come on over, Come on over, I said, nineteen ninety nine.

1605
01:30:39,399 --> 01:30:41,600
Speaker 3: I said I had nineteen ninety nine, and then I

1606
01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:43,039
changed it to nineteen ninety eight.

1607
01:30:43,119 --> 01:30:44,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I have nineteen.

1608
01:30:44,039 --> 01:30:46,000
Speaker 4: I'm a fraidy might be right it is come on

1609
01:30:46,119 --> 01:30:50,439
over from Shanaia Twain at nineteen ninety seven?

1610
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:56,520
Speaker 1: Did we dance or what? Okay?

1611
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,000
Speaker 2: We did so?

1612
01:30:58,119 --> 01:31:00,319
Speaker 1: At first I wrote down Fanessa Williams, and I crossed

1613
01:31:00,359 --> 01:31:05,000
the name out because it investment Vanessa Williams. Right, so

1614
01:31:05,119 --> 01:31:08,640
I got good at the game. What name did you

1615
01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:11,600
write down. I didn't. I wrote down, meet me halfway

1616
01:31:13,319 --> 01:31:17,000
and see you there at the beginning. But then I'm thinking,

1617
01:31:17,359 --> 01:31:22,039
it's not Richard Marx. Side bet what side be? Wrote

1618
01:31:22,079 --> 01:31:24,159
it down? What I said? That's who you thought it

1619
01:31:24,279 --> 01:31:26,439
was gonna be you? I wrote, Vanessa Williams. And then

1620
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:28,640
I'm just I said, I bet you, I said him,

1621
01:31:28,640 --> 01:31:30,560
I go, I bet you. She thinks this is Richard Marks.

1622
01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:34,439
Well I didn't. I thought, well, I only said you

1623
01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:38,680
told me Van Williams. This is Kenny Loggins, this is

1624
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:41,960
Kenny Loggins. Meet me halfway? I said, I don't know.

1625
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:45,119
I wrote the movie is top Gun. It is not

1626
01:31:45,279 --> 01:31:47,600
top gunuck you. I had a danger zone.

1627
01:31:48,159 --> 01:31:48,840
Speaker 3: I had nothing.

1628
01:31:49,159 --> 01:31:51,920
Speaker 1: What movie is it? Meet me halfway?

1629
01:31:52,079 --> 01:31:55,960
Speaker 4: Kenny Loggins from nineteen eighty seven, from the Over the

1630
01:31:56,159 --> 01:31:57,199
Top soundtrack.

1631
01:31:57,560 --> 01:32:03,840
Speaker 1: Oh, the ar wrestling one with investors alone. So Vester's

1632
01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:07,399
gonna be fucking eighty years old. Wow, all right?

1633
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:10,479
Speaker 3: So I had the only guest nineteen eighty two. I

1634
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:11,760
had no idea who this was.

1635
01:32:12,039 --> 01:32:20,119
Speaker 1: Twenty five thirty forty sixty fucking points sixty forty five?

1636
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:24,159
What did you have? Mark? This doesn't really Mad, it

1637
01:32:24,279 --> 01:32:27,800
doesn't matter fucking one. I fucking won Can I get

1638
01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:29,840
my ass kicked in the know all day to day

1639
01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:35,079
and this happened. So you're gonna be saying at the

1640
01:32:35,159 --> 01:32:35,880
home some day.

1641
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,439
Speaker 4: You should take the game of the kids.

1642
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:41,840
Speaker 1: Put some juice roll down for him. I love this song.

1643
01:32:42,159 --> 01:32:44,359
I don't know I got it. Sounded like meat Loaf

1644
01:32:44,399 --> 01:32:45,520
a little bit to me, but I didn't have it.

1645
01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:49,600
Sounds exactly like meat Loaf. His eyes worked up. Yeah, yeah,

1646
01:32:51,359 --> 01:32:56,319
all right, Well there we go. This one's gonna drop

1647
01:32:56,399 --> 01:33:00,920
on Friday. So have a great weekend, everybody. Whatever you're listening,

1648
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:05,239
Good Friday. You know where you're gonna see Good Friday.

1649
01:33:05,279 --> 01:33:07,680
And you know where you're gonna see Bill. Where I'm not,

1650
01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:13,439
I'm gonna be out of town. I got places you represent.

1651
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:18,479
You could become the West Side Ambassard, buddy. That was

1652
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:21,159
my job. Actually this Sorry, I didn't mean to give

1653
01:33:21,159 --> 01:33:24,800
it away. I just got fired. No you didn't. You're

1654
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:30,119
already there, like you're there. I get pictures, I get

1655
01:33:30,239 --> 01:33:32,039
told stories of you. I get it all.

1656
01:33:32,720 --> 01:33:34,319
Speaker 4: Oh, you getting two stories from food.

1657
01:33:34,399 --> 01:33:37,399
Speaker 1: Yet I got a story about you. Like he's like,

1658
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:40,640
I gotta go to the hockey. They're like, what I

1659
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:44,000
wasn't even that drunk. I made sure not to get drunk.

1660
01:33:44,079 --> 01:33:45,920
I'm not saying you were that drunk. I'm just saying

1661
01:33:45,960 --> 01:33:47,840
they thought you were gonna hang out for one They

1662
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:51,800
like that was it? Yes, I know.

1663
01:33:53,319 --> 01:33:54,520
Speaker 3: Outside of the grass.

1664
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:56,399
Speaker 4: They like me better than Bill. That's the worst part

1665
01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:57,239
that might be true.

1666
01:33:57,359 --> 01:34:00,520
Speaker 1: I never know. I'll never know for Laura, who's going

1667
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:04,279
to become a player judge in the sex in the

1668
01:34:04,359 --> 01:34:08,039
sex games. For Mark, it will just be a judge,

1669
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:12,600
says Scudge. No, you don't want to judge for Kevin

1670
01:34:13,199 --> 01:34:15,479
these games. I can't. I actually look forward to playing

1671
01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:18,239
this one live, Like, I really think this will go

1672
01:34:18,319 --> 01:34:20,920
well when we do the live show. I'm Bill Moran.

1673
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:27,039
We'll see you next time. I was so