Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
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Victor Chrysler Dots Gee Bram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well,
hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thank
you for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about the pirate ship. I'm excited because the as
a good cru in here tonight, and I thought this
would be the appropriate thing to bring up.
Speaker 2: First.
Speaker 1: I saw a study that basically says women, Laura, women
have better.
Speaker 3: Did you say Mark's got some women?
Speaker 1: Ten? I hang out with some hot bitches because of
it too, because because of the women. Wait, because of
the women you women love me? Yeah, because you're not threatening, right?
Speaker 3: But Mark, you even said that sometimes if a woman
was out with her boyfriend and you're talking to the
girl and the guy seems to get jealous, you'll just
lie and say that you're gay so that they don't
get mad.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 3: I think that that's Horli.
Speaker 4: Even look again, or what's the gig?
Speaker 1: I look like?
Speaker 5: Not Mark, or I'll mess with I'll be flirting with
the girl, or I'll be texting her and the boyfriend.
Her husband finds out and then I'll we'll say he's gay.
What are you worried about me? It's got me eye
to kick in my ass.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, here's the funny thing. Guys don't
go come on, you know, they just go that. Oh yeah,
all right, now I see it. Yeah, sure, right, I mean,
what's what's worse? Wait, what's worse? I don't know. I
guess it's a good out, all right. Well, what what
it says here is women have better instinctive or excuse me,
investigative instincts than FBI agents. When something feels off in
a relationship, can say, won't let shit go? It's according
to a study. Well, yeah, I mean that checks out? Right, Yeah,
I mean that checks out. What do you mean they
never let shit go? They bring up fight from seven
years ago? But you said that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The best the best comedy but I've heard in a
while was it was a guy talking about two gay
guys having a fight at a at a diner. He goes,
they're bost making grade points. Nobody brought up Nobody brought
up old ship.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: It was amazing I found myself just fully enthralled.
Speaker 1: In the conversation. Laura. Well, look, you can delete a text,
you can clear history, you can act completely normal, and
somehow women still know and they'll say something is now.
I don't know if you've ever done this lore okay,
and I don't know that it's ever been said to me.
But is there something you want to tell me? Have
you ever dropped that line? Is there something you want
to tell me?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I don't think that I've ever
caught someone.
Speaker 1: In Well, Kevin's been married twenty years, almost twenty five,
almost twenty five years, almost a quarter century. Suck. That
sentence is almost up. I'm up for a couple of
years and maybe twenty five to life. But it's like
you don't even know what you did yet, and somehow
you feel guilty. But if you play on.
Speaker 4: The other side of it, and you play that shit
to them, it doesn't fly.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you talking about? Why are you bringing? Why?
What do you mean? Right?
Speaker 4: It's always it's always at us, it's never it could
never go the.
Speaker 1: Other the other way. I kind of did a deep
dive on this a little bit, like I was trying
to figure out what why is this? And then I went,
you know, you joked that Mark is a chick. I think,
according to this, I have more chick because I've been
saying some of this stuff for nearly twenty years. That
intuition is like a pattern, and I always look for patterns.
It's pattern recognition without proof necessarily. But you know, you're
not crazy. It's not some kind of magic. It's just
these micro observations that we see in human beings and
stuff and being emotionally aware, which women are way more
emotionally aware than men. I mean, there is no way.
And then it's just sort of that behavioral pattern tracking, right.
Speaker 3: I definitely think women are more in tune with it,
and I think we are more likely to rally our
friends to help us find out something like if I
were to have thought that Joe was cheating or Joe
was up to something bad, like, I think my friends
will be like, I'll follow him, I'll search, like I
know how to hack into his Facebook account or whatever,
Whereas I don't think guys would tell their friends like
you're not.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 3: Now, I don't think Heaven's going to be like I
think that carry it.
Speaker 1: Well, if if somebody's cheating, they do. I've had two
guys that.
Speaker 3: Cheated on you.
Speaker 1: Uh, two guys me, No, I two guys that have
said to me one I had to tell, and we've
talked about on the podcast Danny Right Dan, where I
saw his wife out with another guy, and then I
had somebody else once ask me, did you tell him
because it was funny to you to tell? Did you laugh?
Did you think it was funny? You did? You did totally?
He No, I didn't. I didn't. I was so uncomfortable
and I didn't know what to do. But his his
his wife like it was this. I well, I show
up at a bar that was very close to where
I lived, and at the time I lived in Bushnell's Basin.
So there was a bar there and somebody was in the.
Speaker 4: One next to the one next to the Walgreens and.
Speaker 1: The top yes the basement. So I went there and
because somebody I worked with said, Hey, a bunch of
us are going to be there. We have an event
that's going to be at whatever the event hall was
that was close by, and I said, sure, it's right
down the hill. They're like, I'm a mile from your house.
So I went down with my wife at the time,
and they start talking about this other guy they go,
they're guessing who he's going to bring. And as they're
walking in because it used to be a bank, so
it's a big front window, and as there was a
guy that all the ladies wanted. I don't think it
was a guy all the ladies wanted, but they were like.
Speaker 4: Just always had somebody different on his arm.
Speaker 1: I guess he had two people that he was kind
of seeing, but they liked one more than the other.
And they literally let out a cheer when they saw
her walking up with him. They let out a cheer.
I'm not kidding. They went like, yeah, love her. They
came in. I couldn't see who it was because they
were all standing front of the window like people, and
I'm sitting up against the bar and she comes in
all happy, and then we make eye contact and it
was like yeah, and I didn't want to say anything.
But then what got really awkward was we had moved
around the corner of the bar, and I think she
thought we left. She went to the bathroom and as
she comes around the corner, now I am literally face
to face and you have to talk and she's like, hey, uh,
and it was around Christmas time and the boys were little.
Hey are the boys all ready for Christmas? Yeah? Okay,
and then goes to the bathroom and then I don't
know what happened, Like, I don't know how long she
was in there, but I literally got up from my
stool and again now I'm face to face, and she
says the exact same thing is she did going in,
And I go, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: There's a pattern. Did you ask somebody for Christmas?
Speaker 1: No, there's an STD in a bottle of cream.
Speaker 4: But again, the first somebody ever got.
Speaker 3: The difference between men and women a lot of times
the I don't think a man a lot of times
would go and say something to his friend, where if
it was a woman in that situation, she's going to
say something to another woman, right, you know?
Speaker 1: Yes, well, because you guys are, but you're more open
with stuff too with each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're questioning.
Speaker 1: I don't yeh, you're okay? Can I ask a follow
up question to the story, to the Danny story, to
the Danny story, Who did you tell first, Danny or
Tommy Danny? Wow? Yeah, it's very he said, he knew
that she was whatever out and then it was years later.
I felt bad. I didn't want to, like I didn't know.
I was almost nervous to call because I don't want
to get involved in that situation. But it was just
so blatant and in my face, what was I gonna do?
You know what I mean, it's.
Speaker 4: Like, because then you're a dick if you don't tell.
Speaker 1: Her what you Yeah, exactly. And there was another really
really good friend of mine I'll tell you off air
who asked me in the bathroom, and I mean I
suspected something, but I had no proof, so I'm like, well,
what you're talking about? You know? And it was like, hey,
have you heard anything? And I was like, oh god,
That's where my heart sank. My stomach sank on that one,
because I was like, this is such a shitty feeling.
Because Danny didn't ask me. That guy had his worries
something was off to him. Hey, look, I this says
the study that I read said women. I would just say,
just people who are a little more in tune or
tuned up in some way, because you notice when tone
changes in a conversation, all of us do, I mean,
tone is usually something we apply to zero to women.
You know, it's all about tone, but tone, timing, energy,
what you didn't say. You can kind of pick up
on all that shit if you're a little more tuned in.
And I know for a fact that this guy right
here you definitely pick up on that stuff. You do,
you do it with just people. You've got a pretty
good awareness of people. And so I'm not sure. And
I always said pattern don't lie absolutely even when people do.
That's why I've been saying for for like twenty years.
I said it when I was married, about my kids.
I've said it about things with myself. I'd be like,
please go look for the pattern. It doesn't exist, not
just there. So it's not it's it's like it's trained awareness.
But it's funny that they're, you know, because there are
certain things I guess guys are just doesn't mean.
Speaker 3: It oblivious, just doesn't Oblivia.
Speaker 1: They just don't care. Yeah, that's what I mean. Difference. Yeah,
I think I care. I would care, you care, I
would think. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean I also think that there's people who even
though they're if it is cheating, if they're suspicious, they
don't want to face the truth. So they just ignore
the signs.
Speaker 1: Well that's the other thing. Every girlfriend I've ever had
or it's always cheated on me.
Speaker 3: On behalf of them, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Wait every one of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even the last one.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know a couple of them chewing on
with women. Okay, I have I have.
Speaker 1: Two that nohoo with. No.
Speaker 5: Anyways, do you remember when do you remember when when
I hung out? Was hanging out with Tracy Bush when
she was working with chinat Fox.
Speaker 1: Uh? Yes, because John came, they.
Speaker 5: Had the open house when we went when we first
got downtown and John and Jenna came and I started
hanging out with her, and we remember we kind of
killed it for me because he's.
Speaker 1: Like, bro, bro, She's she's an you're a d you know,
And we hung out and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: But she's gay. She's openly gay. She's on the Today Show. Yeah, yeah,
I did grow on the Today Show.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you dated Tracy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we hung out, we hung out. Yeah, she wasn't
when it started, was she? And I think she always was?
I think yeah, I think she liked having a male companion. Okay,
but you know, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know that's your claim. The fame you dated someone that
was on the.
Speaker 1: Today Yeah, I was on fucking Wise for five years.
That's my claim to fame.
Speaker 3: But that's the most famous person that you could say
you dated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she's on the fucking Today's Show. Is
she on there now? Yeah? I think she does weekends.
Oh I didn't know that. Tullio introduced us. Oh very nice.
I didn't.
Speaker 5: Uh, and Lois and wis pretty. I thought we's killed it,
but really he really didn't because I don't think she
wasn't that into it. Yeah, there was ever going to
be anything anyways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think this is where people get into trouble.
And I think, like, you know, like my one buddy
who asked me if his wife is cheating, and the
Danny who was sort of like often the in the
weeds somewhere, when you override your instincts, that's when you
usually get in trouble. Your gut nos, doesn't it.
Speaker 5: There was also a time when I was dating a
girl when I worked at when I worked at p
x Y, and we were all out and and.
Speaker 1: Bill, Bill goes with this, Bill goes, why are you
dating him? Who said? You wait? What? Yeah, we were
all out somewhere. I oh, wait a second, Okay, so
we're all out somewhere, and I said that.
Speaker 5: Who are you dating? Her name was Rachel. She went
moved I she moved to California. I went with her,
and I was going to move down there, and I
took a plane home to get my stuff and I
never went back.
Speaker 1: It was the girl I years ago. We did it.
I don't remember this chicken. I go, why are your dating? She?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: She looked just like Kate Winsley. All right, but she's
but she's married to a woman.
Speaker 3: Man, So you date all women who end up becoming
a lost man? Yes, that's definitely a pattern.
Speaker 1: None.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they all cheat on you because you don't
have a.
Speaker 1: Vagina, right yeah?
Speaker 3: So I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But you said every girlfriend, they couldn't have been all gay. No,
but I think every girlfriend, you know what I mean
or whatever. I don't mean it as a as a
derogatory but.
Speaker 3: I do think women cheat just as much as mine.
Oh yeah, and I have openly admitted that I did. Like,
I don't succumb to the thing that wants a cheater
always a cheater.
Speaker 1: We know I was with a married woman. We know
that story man.
Speaker 3: So all of us have been with well you know
that story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, no way, let
me get ticked off the camera. I don't tell me
off because I don't want to. Don't. Don't text me.
Don't don't text me because then I'm gonna want to
know you know, you know it? We we we were,
we saw it, We saw him. Did it go on
for like two three years?
Speaker 4: So the same as me, right, yeah, he just did
it lower lower in places, not sweets at Frontier Field.
This was more of like a bathroom at you know hooligans.
Speaker 3: Was your woman saying that she was going to leave
her husband for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Fucked up?
Speaker 1: It was fucked up. Yeah. She led me on for
a couple of years.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wow, I broke up with Rachel for her?
Speaker 3: Did she get I left my marriage for him?
Speaker 4: Did she get money or anything out of you? Like,
did you buy her?
Speaker 5: No? No, she used to buy She was the one.
I think she was using his money. I mean we want, yeah,
we wanted.
Speaker 1: She was using his money.
Speaker 5: I would think so now she had a job and anything,
but she paid for everything.
Speaker 3: Okay, but now when you look back on it. Are
you so glad that you did not end up with her?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? Now? Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it makes me want to vomit to think
that I couldn't.
Speaker 5: Never, I'll never, I'll never forget. Friends of mine were
getting friends of minever getting married, and and me and
I were supposed to go to the wedding together.
Speaker 1: She was actually in the way. She calls me the
night before and.
Speaker 5: Says that her husband's going with her.
Speaker 4: Hello, yeah you listening, I'm sing her. I'm so but
you still go to the wedding because I didn't go.
Speaker 3: Wait, so she had told you that she wanted to
go with you, and.
Speaker 5: Then the last minute happened. Then the last minute and
she she said that I'm going to the you know,
I'm going with my husband.
Speaker 3: He who shall not be named, was like, oh, I
want you to come to my brother's wedding with me.
Speaker 1: And write everything.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: So I didn't go to the I didn't go to
my friend's wedding. Doesn't marry the divorce now anyway. So
I think I think the thing is a lot of times,
you know, take this away from just even cheating, just
in life in general, like a shitty job, a shitty
whatever you don't mean, or a boss that you're kind
of you know what I'm saying. Does that makes sense?
I that that's where it gets you gotta just it's
your instinct. You don't need evidence. You don't always need evidence.
Or if the patterns there, you kind of know it,
you know. I mean, if women knew that, hey I
think I'm gay, I'll date Mark and find out Jesus,
hey it's fun.
Speaker 3: For him, right, Yeah, yeah, maybe you'll get some of it.
Speaker 1: There you go, buddy. That's the other thing.
Speaker 4: But Laura, even if like it's also a hell of
a watch afterwards.
Speaker 1: If a guy just shifts his breathing patterns, I think
women notice sometimes.
Speaker 5: Me and Rachel might I might have gotten to Atlanta
and we might have done the threesome thing.
Speaker 1: Jeez, you've lived a life, buddy, I have. Yeah, it's
boring now, Oh well it's all right. Maybe it's safer
that way. Maybe it's safe for that way.
Speaker 3: You're saving money now yeah, yeah, No, I think women
are very intuitive with their partners. I also would say
women are just as intuitive with like their friends. If
you can tell, like when somebody's somebody changes towards.
Speaker 1: You oh yeah, just.
Speaker 3: With anything, even in your career. You know, I I
don't have a boss, but I could tell when I
was at a company, like if something was off with
a co worker with a boss. I just think that
we are way more intuitive current an asshole.
Speaker 1: We I just think like sometimes you're right, right, we
can all do it. There's those people that they it's
like the room, the temperature changes in the room. It's
an energy thing. But I mean, but that's what it
feels like. And yet we ignore that shit and stick
in places too long for whatever reason, no matter what
it is.
Speaker 3: I also think that men are, no offense, a little
more selfish or self concerned, like you worry about what
you have going on and everything, whereas women as a
whole worry more about community, family and everything. And so
we feel Actually, I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Say another thing too that I think. I think that
women have to be highly aware of their surroundings. Yeah,
and are always looking to check things out. And that
is one thing I've never felt like. I've never really
felt like I needed to check my surroundings. I never
really worried about where I was or whatever. I mean,
even if it was a sketchy area okay, but even then,
and I think that's the big thing. So yes, I
think women are just because of circumstances and life experience
and all that stuff are tuned in. And then I
think that, you know, I've often thought I could read
people pretty well because I had a lot of shitty
things happen to me. Yeah, that you can start to go,
all right, I know this is I see this, I
see this for what it is, and and that sort
of thing. And Mark too, I mean, probably.
Speaker 3: We'll show you who they are.
Speaker 1: Who's just like oblivious over there? He's just like kidd o, kiddy,
all right, Well we'll take a moment. You're not a
psychic down there, just a little more elevated than the
rest of us. I guess that's what I would say that.
And Mark, marking, market.
Speaker 3: Mark and smells.
Speaker 4: It's a thin line between psychic and psycho.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, tell me more.
Speaker 4: There's no bullshit come out of this mouth.
Speaker 1: Tell me more. A thin line between what was it?
Speaker 4: Psychic and psycho? Yeah, because things can change with women
on a dime.
Speaker 1: Guys, you know that.
Speaker 4: You guys don't usually have that switch that flips unless
they're drinking a lot. Girls, you have one out of place.
That shit could fucking flip, Laura, you can it?
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: We off the defense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we'll take a moment. We'll get into
another story. This is an insane one, but I think
it talks a lot about humanity. A wellness company, the
woman is facing twenty years in prison for what she
got coworkers to do. We'll get to that right after this.
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the mobster movies, like what Casino Casino? Because Joe was
watching that the other day. I think all those al
Pacino movies, and he the other day goes, I'm gonna
make a list of ten movies that I want you
to watch, and you can make a list of ten
movies that you want me to watch and won't take turns.
I was like, how about you make a movie with me?
He's like, fuck this idea, it's already what.
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guess who wants to be on the red carpet? Guess
who was coming? About seven seconds they said that.
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this and this, and you can make a list of
like ten rom coms you want me to watch. I
was like, or we could just make a movie.
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a movie? You have? Where is it? Asking? Do you
needed like a three camera shoot? No?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, no, no, you made a movie?
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held camera, put on a dresser or you film a mirror.
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Speaker 1: Is there? Camera fotish? When you played Jim Henson that one? Now,
now I wasn't in here, not in here? Don't do that.
All right, here's the story. Well, I don't know what
to say to that. I don't know what to say
to that. Somebody did say. I always thought I revealed
like a lot about myself on the radio and on
podcasts and things. But somebody said to me, you don't
reveal a lot, and I go, I think, now, maybe
I don't as much I thought I did. Like, there's
nothing necessarily to reveal. And the only reason I don't
say some things is I have kids and stuff, so
I don't want to. You know what I'm saying, Well,
I know you do too. I get it. I get it,
but you're like in a steady relationship. So all that
ships in the past, and so that that's where I go.
I don't know. I don't know.
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video for somebody once. I'm actually even going and I
am dB because I should. I should get filming.
Speaker 3: Would Doug could have the same film credits.
Speaker 5: My film with my film might have been better. I'm
not sure it's getting Doug.
Speaker 3: You know, when we do the live podcast, we should
watch a little clip.
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went to the premiere we could? You did not? I did?
You went to the premiere of Ninded the Cat? Wow?
What was that like? It was exactly what you were thinking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: It was, uh, well, I don't know. I'll give you
an update when we take a break. Yeah, because there's
a little update to a live show that I'm we're considering.
So and it's just date wise by talking to her.
Why are you talking to everybody else?
Speaker 4: I already talked to him about it, and we don't
want you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no room for you in the live show.
What are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Do you know they wanted to do the same.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find I'm going to eise God.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, this story sounds like really really crazy on the surface.
A wellness company leader just got I guess she got
nine years. She was facing twenty for basically running what
prosecutors called a sex based cult. Okay, her name is
Nicole the doone D A E D O N E.
So it's like day done, day done. She's fifty eight,
and she's convicted of grooming for workers and members of
her wellness company to have sex with clients and investors. Okay,
now I got to.
Speaker 4: Look and see if this one is better looking than
the one from last week.
Speaker 3: What was her wellness company?
Speaker 1: It was called One Taste, like it almost just like
when you get busted in. Your company's name is one Taste? Yeah,
how do we not see that coming? Where was the instinct?
Ladies have a picture of woman? Yeah, she looks like
somebody's wife that we know. Oh I didn't. Let me say, oh,
if we're thinking the same thing, funny, Oh that wasn't
who I was thinking. No, no, not when you said it. No,
I didn't you know what the picture I saw was
not as flattering. Let me see, looks like somebody's wife
that we know. Do I know? Oh yeah, okay, I
see exactly what you're saying. And then I'll tell you
the other person definitely had deep neck contour. I learned
about that where you know, you get the sagging skin
and stuff.
Speaker 3: Are you looking around coasmic meditation?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it was. And see, see here's the
thing that I can't shake. And and it isn't the
headline in this story. It's more the fact that and
this is where like i'd like to hear everybody now
everybody else's take. It was sold as empowerment, it was healing,
it was growth, it was community, and people didn't just join,
they defended it, They stayed in it. These are intelligent.
Speaker 4: People, you, I mean, what they get it for a
proper recruit I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because how does something start with helping
people and then turn into something that sort of strips
you of your dignity? Nine let's call a podcast on Mondays,
It's it says your Nine former One Taste employees testified
that this woman did own and the company's former head
of sales, running the business like a cult and manipulating
them to perform a slew of sexual acts.
Speaker 3: There's a documentary on Netflix about this. Yeah, no shit, Orgasm, Inc.
The Story of One Taste. It came out in twenty
twenty two. Really yeah, I guess I'm gonna watch that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Joe Scarface has to wait kind of scarface?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? It it pro hold on. As we
talked about yesterday with him, this said it promised a
fifteen minute climax. I mean, Joe's face would be beat
to ship.
Speaker 1: Just let that one hang. Do you want me to
just let it hang, just let it. It comes out
in an episode. Yeah, it came out actually in a
previous episode. Yeah, yeah, Do you want me to say
it or nod? Well, let Lord tell the story.
Speaker 3: Joe has a black eye from falling into the headboard
this weekend when he orgasmed, he collapsed and he literally
crashed right into her.
Speaker 4: At least didn't break it like the coffee table, that is, shoe.
Speaker 1: Well, he broke a coffee table doing the same thing.
Speaker 3: You heard this story.
Speaker 1: No, he was doing the same thing. Or he was drunk.
Speaker 3: No, it was more drunk.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, she got an uber and Joe's schmey.
Speaker 3: This was after BTV Brunch one times.
Speaker 4: Jesus an uberdug can't drive?
Speaker 1: Do you judge people involved in this thing? Like it
is a fifteen minute orgasm? You're you're right?
Speaker 3: I mean I want to I need to watch this documentary.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is like, if you think you're immune
to this kind of cult shit, I go, that's that's
who you're coming for. This can't happen to me. This
can't happen to me. The next thing, you know, you're
fucking knee deep in some kind of weird shit becaus.
Speaker 3: I am god, how Nicole Day don't combined sexuality and religion?
Speaker 1: Oh oh wait, I've seen this, have you? Yeah? Did
you really? And what did you think? What? It was?
Fucked up?
Speaker 5: She was fucked up because she was using the religion.
She was using the religion for the excuse to be
you know, she was using the religion and her power
for the excuse to do the sexual acts and stuff.
Speaker 1: Wow, it was all group sex, not necessarily group sex.
Speaker 4: But it's like a new age Laura corn I guess
I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know what it is like when you see these
things and you go, how could people get into that? Right?
I mean we see it like there was another one.
There was another sex cult that somebody had that they
were talking about, and I think that too, had a
Netflix documentary. I'm starting to think the smarter you are,
the better you are a justifying getting into something like
this because you don't want to look stupid. I really
think that, I don't know, don't you in a way like.
Speaker 3: Well, I think we talk about how people want to
belong So if this is like a group that you
belong it to, and you think that you could go
to anyone, you want to date and be like, I'm
going to give you a fifteen minute orgasm because I
study this. It's like pantric secks.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's group pleasuring sessions. She called uh orgasmic meditation.
Yeah yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Mean it doesn't seem like it's the most original idea.
She just put a different pr spin.
Speaker 1: On it, right, And then you think about but I
always go, how does somebody not tap out of this
and go this isn't for me, I'm uncomfortable or whatever.
But isn't it strac People like to push things. I
guess to push you're invested in time. You invested your time, yeah,
and you don't want to feel duped. But I have
to go, at what point do you tap out of this?
Some kind of fifteen minutes? God? What of that? Rooms smell? Like?
Speaker 3: How wet was it?
Speaker 1: I know that's what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like lippery little sucker.
Speaker 1: Wow. Well, if you're surrounded by people who are all
saying the same thing, yeah, and you know, yeah, you're right,
you start to doubt this. Well, I think group think.
When whenever you have that, they like call it group think.
It's undefeated. It gets it gets people right, and all
of a sudden. I mean, think about it, like if
if I even saw it in radio, if one guy
already thought was you know the guy and he laid
claim to something or called the movie a certain thing
or whatever. Ever, yeah, it's the greatest thing ever. And
then sometimes you didn't want to say the fuck? Are
you guys thinking Mark wants to join? I don't. I
don't know. It's just it's kind of funny. I mean,
by the way, this woman still has supporters. I think
she had like twelve to fifteen people show up at
court to support her.
Speaker 3: I wonder if they have an Instagram account?
Speaker 1: She did, yes, Instagram? What is their Instagram? I did
you find it?
Speaker 4: I've moved off and we mentioned Lark Corny Now I
want to I want to book.
Speaker 1: Corner on the show. I don't know if she's still
I don't think so. I think she died. Yeah, I
think she died. But I think there's a new Laura
corn And there's probably some new sexual somebody or blonder yeah, probably. Yeah,
I don't know, but I mean, like, to me, this
goes with you. Could you get the same cult feeling
and CrossFit people write in some kind of exercise extreme
toxic workplace. Why don't you leave? It's like it's all
It's like the same thing.
Speaker 3: Cults have been around forever. So it's like, is this
a sexual cult?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, or even just like influencers selling some kind
of life system or something that you buy, or Danny
buying supplements from something.
Speaker 3: That's why when you say, when you're saying that this
is health and wellness, like, yes, sex is healthy for you,
But I I'm not sure if I would really describe
One Taste as a health and wellness company.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what Taste was. That's how they
described it in the article I read, Okay, so I
don't know. They called it a health and wellness So
that's why I was like, but I don't know what
One Taste really was because One Taste to me sounds like, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, it has sexual wellness.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, and she was supposed to be able to
heal people who had traumatic sexual pasts. That's what it was,
and she could help you come back. Mark watched the documentary.
He was just probably zoned out in jerky. I'm gonna
jerk off, I'm gonna freaking do it the right way.
Speaker 4: How did you come across this documentary. Yeah, no, no, no, no,
this is isn't the top ten. I usually watch she's
watching the top ten for you.
Speaker 5: No, it's in the top ten on Netflix, so I
usually watched documentaries in the top ten.
Speaker 1: So glo, you guys can go for fuck yourself. Why
why why are you saying it like that? Why are
you getting all defensive because the documentary was a few
years ago.
Speaker 3: Documentary was in twenty twenty two. And I just found
something from New Yorker magazine. They had a story in
August thirtieth, and they said, it's the story about Nicole Daydon,
the co founder of One Taste, the c literal stroking
orgasmic meditation expert who was found guilty this June of
forced labor conspiracy.
Speaker 1: Forced labor conspiracy. Oh so she forced these people to
have sexy so or they are from Mexico. No, I
don't what made Yeah would you work for her if
you were single? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 1: What if you got recruited? What if you got recruited?
Are you in recorded? She's gonna hire you one Taste?
Speaker 3: I don't need a fifteen minute orgasm, but fifteen minute
orgasm sounds like too much for me, and I'm someone
who can.
Speaker 1: Found the line. Finally, we didn't know it existed, didn't
we I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I really am going to watch this doc
because this is very interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch it again too. Yeah, yeah, I
want to. I want to watch it too.
Speaker 3: Documentary party guys.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll uh watch it with my kid? Which one?
You're creepy? It's a joke. It's a joke. I wouldn't dare.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jamison knows nothing about that.
Speaker 1: No, not at all. But the thing that's so weird
is like I think I used to and I don't
know if anybody else can relate to this or not,
but whenever a sex scene or something came on television
or a movie or whatever, you would kind of cringe
with your parents. Oh of course. Yeah, I don't know
that my kids, at least my youngest. I don't think
he cringes your kids at all.
Speaker 4: What movies are you watching and have sexy?
Speaker 1: Well, there's nothing anymore that we're watching. I'm trying to
think like when I was a kid, though, if like
even like Friday the thirteenth, Yeah, they were just it
could have been something not that racy.
Speaker 3: But I mean I've watched movies the old school, Adam
Sandler or what's his name, the person Jim Carrey, you know,
and they'll have like funny sex scenes and I and
I watch them with the kids, you know, as Ventura
when him and Courtney Cox have sex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not like.
Speaker 3: You're seeing penetration.
Speaker 1: No, but it's like the kids are giggling.
Speaker 3: They're like ha ha, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable giggling. And that's that's what it is because
they know what's happening as well, but they don't want
to admit it to the parents, and the parents don't
really want to explain it. Some of them, I don't know.
I'm sure you sat down and give a whole instruction.
Speaker 3: Only the older one.
Speaker 1: Don't be a selfish lover son, don't turn Okay.
Speaker 3: No, don't yeah, definitely don't girls.
Speaker 1: Did you ever talk sex with your parents? I don't
think I ever did ever at all. Ever, I don't
think I did. It might be parents were educators, and
I don't think I ever talked sex at all, and
I've learned everything from ebon cinema. Yeah, I think my
brother came home and would make fun of it and
go he would he would say it like I guess
there was a teacher who had like a lisp or something,
and he would go, sperm, so the sperm comes out,
and he would do it. He would turn it into
sort of a comedy sketch and my father would laugh.
But I was already out of the house. But then
I don't ever remember having that conversation with my parents
at all. Me neither. No. And then we got the basics.
In sixth grade they separated the boys and the girls.
Oh yeah, do they still do that? I don't know.
Speaker 4: There's there's two for Greece. There's two versions. There's the
fifth grade. Yeah, and there's like a ninth or tenth
grade high school health class version that you get a
little bit more detail.
Speaker 1: What do you get a little more detail in? I
don't know. Oh, okay, I didn't they didn't have Oh
you didn't go there. I would love to know what
the more detail is. More might be more diseases, and yeah,
which is should be? It should in fifth grade, it's
just boys have got We used to look up every
girl and oh my god, did anybody ever look in
like the uh uh? We didn't have the Internet, so
you know the Encyclopedia Britannica and you look up st
d s and they'd show you these gnarly pictures of
people like open gaping sores and stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean now you can just google it,
Yes you can.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying, is like there's nothing left
to the imagine. You can't have the conversation anymore because like,
one of the things I do worry about just overall,
and I worried about it with my my kids, is
that everything is so instant and it's right there right,
I got it right on my phone. I can find
any kind of porn, any kind of porn I want.
And if there's something that I like, it's not realistic.
So when you get in there, and I like to
think that the fear will overtake you in the moment,
so you don't think that right away slapping and pulling
hair or whatever the thing is. And some of them
are finally like spinning whatever is commonplace, you know what
I mean. It's like, well, you're not speaking Laura's language
right now, no, but do you understand, Like, yeah, but
Laura's hadn't work up to that this is common shit
you're talking about. Laura had to work up to that.
I hope.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's not like what I lost my virginity too, you.
Speaker 1: Know, No, well three one, five, we can't tell he
speaking of three? Yes, what about it? You want her back? Yeah? Yeah,
I think we should color who I'm talking about. The
girl from Freaking Out. Oh, I don't even ever number
anymore killed the show, but I don't even Yeah, but
I'm just like I don't. That's the thing, is like
I that's what I worry about, honestly. Yeah, it's like
not getting a realistic thing because everything's available. It doesn't
matter what you say, his parent, They're gonna go fine. One.
Speaker 3: I mean, and I think that they talk about like
how in TV shows and movies it doesn't it glamorizes
losing your virginity when really it's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: Well, Brenda's loss of virginity to Dylan and they didn't
glamorize it. No, what happened they broke up, I think
if I remember correctly, and then it ruin a relationship.
Speaker 1: Well that can happen. Yeah, yeah, you can have somebody
who's really into it, and it's usually the guy and
not always the girl, depending on right.
Speaker 3: I also know someone who got pregnant very first time
that they lost their virginity.
Speaker 1: Wow, fucking you got the cracker jacket just off got
that much. I I just I know, like the first
time is always awkward. Yeah, yeah, the time you don't
even get it in time. Yeah, or you do and
you got to get it out right away and then
you know. I think I was just so happy, I
just went I was like running around, be right back,
hang on, we're good.
Speaker 3: Sex definitely gets better as you get older.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, because you have more control and you know
what you like and what you don't like, and you
can be a little more doing yes and you and you, well,
some people, why are you waving? Because I just did
it before? One of you asked those said, what that
you don't know what you're doing? Right? No? You you
created manuals. Man, you had instruction tapes.
Speaker 3: Wait, you don't feel like you know what you're doing
during sex?
Speaker 1: No? Oh, it depends. That's who it is. Okay, that's
who it is. Well, I think there's a comfort I
think there's a comfort level there. I think there's a
comfort level, true, right, and if you're with somebody new
and whatever. It can be awkward and last year just
kind of centered in yourself and just like this, I
don't know, or you just lose your mind, bang your
head against the headboard as you come down with the
black eye, that kind of thing.
Speaker 3: We walked in yesterday and Bell was like, whoa, what
happened to you?
Speaker 1: You had fell down the stairs? Yes, all right, Yes,
you have a friend that.
Speaker 5: He was he was banging his girl and she hit
her head on the on the on the board.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she had to go to the university. Shut up.
And they questioned, of course they did t one of
your buddies, one of my buddies. Yes, it's one of
my friends. That's also one of your friends. Yes, okay,
that loves a few people. Yes, okay, I'll think about this.
What was the worst saying? Do you ever? Did you
ever get injured by sex? Injured during sex? Because I've
had like almost my dick felt like it was to
be snapped in half the person moved a certain way.
Yeah that hurt. That show show pictures of Joe, oh
Joe's I did you ever get injured? Not injuries you
asked for it. I mean.
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe I like strained a hamstring or something.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, pull a hammy.
Speaker 3: I'm really flexible. So I think I started to push
it limits sometimes, can you?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think I'm Marry lou rettin Wait, give me
the push the limits? What would that be? Now you
have to.
Speaker 3: Say, well, no, it's like okay, yeah, like let's get
my legs straight up, or you know.
Speaker 4: Let's how far can I arch it back?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not your first rodeo. Yeah, like you just
wanted to say dirty.
Speaker 1: Things I did? Is it ever injured?
Speaker 4: No injury during sex ever, other than like you said,
a quick wrong turn and it stings for a second.
Speaker 1: I've fallen off of bed that I've done.
Speaker 3: I feel like I've hit my for sure.
Speaker 1: Probably you've hit your head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I definitely feel.
Speaker 1: Like, all right, never mind, we'll take a moment, bring this,
bring it back. I don's cults through out there, just beware.
That's what I'm saying. Even if they're sexual and they
feel good and they give you a fifteen minute orgasm.
Speaker 4: A great spot to while we're there. Actually, that's Mark
the would you rather ash?
Speaker 1: Marca? Would? Ah? I give him the pink one.
Speaker 4: The other one Okay, we'll give this one just a mark.
Would you rather get one hand job from your grandmother
or your mom watches you every time you get laid?
What the fuck kind of question is that?
Speaker 3: It's an easy question?
Speaker 1: Is really? It's an easy question. Okay, if your grandmother
jerks you off, it's over. What do you mean it's over?
One and done? Is one and done? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, Laura, Yeah, grandma's jerking me off?
Speaker 1: Really sure? Yeah? I said, uh, I did not agree
with that?
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, you'd rather have.
Speaker 1: I said that I could not, Yeah, I said, because time.
Well hang on now, I said, Here's why I say that,
because if my grandmother did that to me, all I
see for the rest of my life, I have that
horrible image of her arthritic, liver spotted hand trying to
grip on and sold your eyes. You can be anybody. Well, yeah,
but I can't get past it.
Speaker 5: I know it's the grip keepers, but you know you
can get past your mother watching you.
Speaker 1: Hang on. I said that when I get really in
the zone on anything, I forget who's around. Like you
won't forget. No, I would totally forget your watch.
Speaker 3: Muse if your grandma is giving you oral that would
be a different extrame. Oh you make it there, because
I'm saying at that point, then I am going to
go to the mom watching, but mom watching.
Speaker 1: I go. It's like when I if you know, you
can get really nervous and be conscious who's in the room,
and then when you kind of get going, whether it's
comedy or giving a speech or whatever, it's like almost
tunnel vision. And it doesn't matter. I mean, you know,
and I and and and.
Speaker 3: We know if someone likes to be watched and here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying so.
Speaker 4: And how weird of a turn does it take if
we ask Laura if it's a grandfather or her father.
Speaker 1: Oh, it takes a dark turn that way. Oh oh yeah,
that's nasty. Do you want to do the other one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll get this to both of you. Okay, would
you rather never leave your house ever again? Or live
with all your axes? But you can come and go
as you please.
Speaker 3: With my access?
Speaker 1: Yeah, mark all marks that I would just never be home. Well,
you gotta go home at some point. You gotta go home.
Speaker 4: You gotta sleep, you know, travel a lot.
Speaker 1: What do you got? What do you say you're a hermit?
I went out, I went out freaking up, and Sunday
I went I said I would live with the exes
because I could get some great stories and I could
leave whenever I want to. Yeah, there would be some stories,
like living with these people be interesting, It would be.
Speaker 3: A vital.
Speaker 1: Well. I would love to.
Speaker 3: Voeltle Loylet.
Speaker 1: Have you ever run into somebody you were very serious
with and then years later you see them and did
you ever I don't think I've ever had this but
come up with almost what was it really like to
be not to be with me, but to be in
the relationship the only.
Speaker 3: Like my college boyfriend and I were together for two
years and I had saw him a few times afterwards,
but I was happy at that point. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: She's excluded on this one.
Speaker 4: But have you ever seen a girl that you dated
and you see what she's with now and you're like
fucking won yes, or you see what she like or
like she just got Like I had one that I
was this girl I was in love with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I saw her like four years ago and
she was just a house Oh, just enormous.
Speaker 4: I was like, I dodged that bullet goes to the
man upstairs.
Speaker 1: Mark is dying to say something. Go ahead say it.
I know this is coming right at me.
Speaker 5: I was dating as a girl, okay, yeah, and then
we broke up and we were out and I ran
into her and I said, you know, I'm a really
shitty boyfriend. I'm sorry you sloppd at me. And she goes,
you weren't the problem.
Speaker 1: She goes, I didn't want Matt Reese in my in
my life. Oh oh oh, are you kidding. That's horrible,
because he's such a nice guy.
Speaker 5: That's because she freaking rubbed him the wrong, like he
would tell her what he really thought, you know he was.
Speaker 1: He was like, well, I sometimes you ever see and
I remember this too, Like you saw your buddy with
somebody you didn't think was like really good for them,
and you try to get to the table. Saw that.
Neither one of us said anything.
Speaker 5: And you know what sucks is when you see somebody
you like and then there was a dude that you
like are kind of friends with.
Speaker 1: That fucking sucks too. Oh yeah, yeah, same girl that
we were just talking about between the two of you guys.
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live show a little bit, just because well I don't
know anything about it. So yeah, so we're debating when
to do a live show and we were gonna do it.
We have to center around our thousand episode, right, but
we have a game tonight we do. Yeah, so if
we would do the game like with a live audience everybody, Yeah,
a couple of rounds. Oh, we probably do a show,
but a couple of rounds of the game and stuff.
And so I was there's debates is where you know
where to do it and what and what to do
and that sort of thing. And there's a Rochester Comedy
Fest coming. Oh yeah. So I talked to those guys
today about something unrelated and I brought it up and
they go, we want to do it around there. So
that's more though July. Okay, So I think it's it's
somewhere around that fifteen, sixteenth, seventeen, and I don't know
my schedule really that far yet and I'm not so
I'm not really sure, but that would be uh, I
don't know. We give us a little bit of time
and we could, you know, can you get in a
microphone and put on we're doing the show here? Yeah? Oh,
I thought we were just shooting. No, no, no, no, no,
that's okay, Nope, no problem.
Speaker 3: That's like Wednesday, Thursday, Friday in July.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't I'd have to find the exactly, but
it's around that weekend. I think it's going to be like,
you know, the stuff that they're they're really doing it.
Speaker 5: I do five minutes to stand up for real. Yeah,
I did it once. I did three times. Actually worse
than Doug. That's the most That's the most nicest thing
he's ever said to me. For this half ass freaking compliment, I.
Speaker 1: Don't even understand. Because Doug actually is funny. He's got
some funny stuff. I think Mark would be very funny.
Speaker 3: I did really still do something for your thousandth Do
you think something separate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe you do both. You think, yeah, are
you planning either one of them? Because well, we could
do the thousandths you're right separate from that.
Speaker 3: The thousand.
Speaker 4: We can do the thousands with the the thing we
talked about the other thing with the thing and.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but that would do it her on that Yeah,
let's do it on a boat.
Speaker 4: We don't have to have people there.
Speaker 1: I mean, there could be people there. I don't. Yeah, no,
I think like something to alive would be better.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What are you thinking?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I guess like if are we just
how we have done like the brunch cast and things
like that. I was thinking, like for the thousands, do
you do something more simple like that, like a happy
hour at mult Connery's or someplace for the thousands? But
then for now July, we do like a bigger thing
or we actually where you do a lot, yeah, and
where people are like interacting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 3: It would be sort of cool to have, like on
Live for or for your thousand, have where sort of
your favorite people hang out and could just pop on
for a few minutes and tell like a story about
you or whatever.
Speaker 4: I have several, do you that's why you weren't invited?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Mark has several. Mark has several. Mark didn't talk
to me for a while. I was brainwashed. I was misrepresented.
Look at look at now.
Speaker 4: Wait that that's just what we were talking about early backpedals,
Ward and Stefan Gilmour.
Speaker 1: It's fucking awesome. I was misrepresented. I don't know that
you were misrepresentative. I never I never even I wasn't
even mad at you. I just yeah, it was I was.
I listened to Mark got involved like uh with the
old not involved. Well, I don't want to say involved
because it sounds wrong, but he was became friends with
an X of mine and you got some moran sloppy second. No,
I never hooked up. I don't think so. And there
was that was awfully mean. What do you mean I
don't think so. Well, I didn't. I didn't take this
as being mean Bill, I didn't need I mean, but
that's why he did it that way, Jesus. I Uh,
there was a while, like all of a sudden, I
saw him and he wouldn't talk to me, and like
we were on a bus to.
Speaker 5: Go to the Rolling Stones in Toronto for sarrus right,
it was him, it was his wife, and then it
was the two friends of.
Speaker 1: Theirs, my brother and sister. No, it was uh, it
was people.
Speaker 5: We worked with. And I tried to talk to him
and he wouldn't talk to me. So he's full of shit.
I don't even remember that. That's because he was with
his wife. His wife didn't like me.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, because I don't think he liked her.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I think that I I think
that I didn't ride a bus to Sars. You certainly, Dad, oh,
because I had all this stuff and I had my
brother and sister. We were on the fucking bus, all right.
I don't remember. He's got your confused with still uh
did anybody see this floating around the internet? Maybe it's
just me. I I don't know because Mark. I listened
to a podcast where Mark was all over me when
I first brought up the Pure app and he's like,
you're the only one. What are you looking at? You're
full of ship and I and I remember the whole
Pure app.
Speaker 4: Now we see what the lady from the last set
that probably where it came from.
Speaker 1: Look at all that stuff. I didn't look at it well.
That I saw today was on the cover of a
your a beer. I am maybe I don't think so,
but maybe you're only on a bus though you're getting pure.
I am getting pure. But there was a there was
a just something on Instagram and it was presented more
like a news thing that Sweden had made sex a
competitive sport. They like they were adding it to competitive sports.
Jo Joseph to Blue Tents is that what we're saying
right now.
Speaker 3: Is that true.
Speaker 1: Well, I I summer plans are just getting booked. It
was some kind of it was some kind of lore.
It was some kind of thing like on Instagram where
it gives you like these facts and things and it's
always this. It might have been success Addicts or something
I don't remember, and it came through it it goes.
So I'm like, I actually did some research on this
because I had Sweden did not make sexist, okay, but
some guy tried to start a sex federation. A sex
federation much like a soccer federation. That's pretty much what
it is. Well, it's a red flag on your resume.
I think if you try to do that.
Speaker 3: My hobbies include.
Speaker 1: And Sweden basically said, circle outside for a little while
and get some air. I'm gonna find this guy on LinkedIn.
But it was on around the internet I think for
like forty eight hours because I was trying to see
other people and they're going, no, this isn't real. And
I guess it was a couple of years ago, but
it pops up every once in a while somebody reposts
the thing and I go, this isn't so much about Sweden.
It's the world we live in now where you don't
go fucking no, you go, well, it could be true. Well,
this is the thing. That's what we don't write. How
fucked up is that? Because well, and the other thing
is what is a sport? We have people slapping each
other across the face. That is a sport? Forget pillow fighting?
Is that a sport? Now? All right? Okay, but we
do have competitive eating on the main ESPN. Right, We've
got that. So I'm like, how could this not be
a sport? There's something called chest boxing where guys do
rounds of chests in there's gotta be a sport. I
don't know.
Speaker 3: I could see them like testing like your heart ray
or you know, how many calories did you burn?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know, and that's and that would be the judge.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know. I was gonna ask you if it
was a sport, Laura, would you be a player, a
coach or a judge? And I was thinking, just by
her credent players coach? So I told you I wrote
that down in my notes.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I wrote down player coach in my notes. And so
do the girls look like a NASCAR? See?
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a player judge.
Speaker 1: Okay, but the players would then always be judging. That's why. Yeah,
I mean I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe in a few years that becomes what retire.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is like, the part that is still
in my head is like I didn't instantly go that's insane.
I went, this could be real.
Speaker 3: Well because yeah, the headlines and also you can AI
photos of everything now where it makes it look. My friends,
we were doing it over the weekend. We were like
making like I I made a photo of Joe and
my friend Megan, Chad's girlfriend looking like they had a
baby together. And we're like to get.
Speaker 1: To people's that's scary. Let me tell you something. There's
AI out there now that can make you look like
you were hooking up with somebody.
Speaker 3: Oh I know that's what we were doing.
Speaker 1: Scaring but five eight five two eight eighty eight sixty six.
We want to join our sex league, right, But imagine
if they had this, like you have three sons, I
have three sons. Where are you going with this? Well,
it just got really gay. Yeah, really cool. I'm just saying,
like six dudes and there's something like gay about it?
What it's my kids? What if they tried out from
this weekend. What if they tried out but got cut?
What if they get cut dead? Makes it like what
would you do? How would you have that conversation?
Speaker 4: I'd show these But next year gilmore.
Speaker 1: What if they make it and they become a champ?
Are you proud? Hell? Yeah, yeah, I guess. I don't
know if I want to brag about that. At the
Christmas table with Christmas dinner.
Speaker 3: I said, this is a I from this weekend. My
friends and I week He took a photo girls at
dinner and then the next day I put it into
Google and I was like, make us all kissing.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not a that's real. But see that's
that's the thing. Like if somebody sent that out, I
would believe. And first of all, knowing you, I would go, yeah,
that would be another one I wouldn't question.
Speaker 3: And then my other friend made it, took the same
photo and said like, make us look like we're celebrities
eating dinner around the table, you know, like it's just
you can you can do everything right. Yeah, So we
were like making it look like some people were making
up with other people.
Speaker 1: I made my team didn't.
Speaker 4: Get a I to convinced Joud to take you to
a second club.
Speaker 1: Maybe, I don't know. You know what's funny is like
I was thinking about this, Kevin, because I wrote down
your coach for Laura. But I was thinking judging feels
very in Laura's lane. And I don't mean that in
a negative way, because she organizes houses and she does
this stuff like she would know kind of what's good,
what's sloppy, what's off, what's this? And then she says
she wants to be a player. I don't know. You
gotta love her. She's an original, I think. Yeah, I agree,
I agree.
Speaker 5: Margirls were like that, life would be a little bit
fucking easier.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, margols? She's just open you know
where you're staying with her? You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: You know she knows what she likes and she's not
embarrassed to talk about it. You know, most girls freaking
you know, like I like my thing. The biggest perverts
are always the one who to go to Sunday Church
and pretend they don't like sex. Those are the ones
you gotta be afraid of, why, because they're they're hiding something.
Laura doesn't hide anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think also, it's the time we live in now.
I think people are a little more open and stuff
about things.
Speaker 3: I don't think I think a lot of my friends,
you're very will talk the talk. I don't think most
of them would walk the walk, right, you know, or
that some of them they they would be open in
the girls setting, but around a group of men or
you know, other people make lamb right up, even their boyfriends,
they would not actually admit what they truly fantasize about
to their partners.
Speaker 1: Really, Oh yeah, I was just gonna say, edit yourself.
Speaker 3: I hate we're talking about just saying.
Speaker 1: What somebody what I was fantasizing about. Oh my god.
But you can't go up to somebody who's involved in
a relationship we're talking about it. If it's your I.
Speaker 5: Am talking about my relationship, your partner from the past,
I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how are you gonna know unless you
actually put it out there?
Speaker 1: But you okay, So some people are a little more
uptight and don't like talking about these things, right, And
you're right with your your friends and stuff. And to
Mark's credit, seeing that in you, Yeah, I get it.
That's Kevin, was it. I'll always say to me once
in a while, what do you do? He had so much? Yes,
I did have reservations because I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I see the big picture.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you don't. Clearly you did. I mean
I was. I had to bring somebody. You had to
get one, good guess. But I'm thinking about this competitive sport,
if sex were a competitive sport. No wait, hang on,
why are you're saying, Ah, I'm taking a right to you,
and I'm taking it right to Laura because Laura has
basically said she would love to be watched, and that's
just it. Can you do something weird with people watching?
You're an athlete.
Speaker 5: Can you find two people that are very that are
very similar? Well, yeah, you guys, Yeah, we're very yeah.
Speaker 1: Very similar in your fantasies. Yeah, too bad, Too bad.
Speaker 4: It could have worked out, could be could have been
a lesbian in three years.
Speaker 1: Ye. Look, I think I think you're right. I think
sex could become a competitive sport in a certain way.
I really do, because think about it. What pickleball has
taken over fucking neighborhoods. We have got guys who play cornhole.
They're throwing a bean bag in a fucking board. They're sponsored.
You're gonna tell me that they can't do something with sex.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be acrobatic sexol.
Speaker 1: I mean aerial Yeah yeah, underwater underwater sex. Now that
that's that's not as that's a difficult one, of course, but.
Speaker 3: Like with the weight differential in the water, it could
be like I'm carrying Joe around.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh that would be cute, that'd be great.
Who's the big Joe? Is that a shark out there?
Or does Laura have a strap on? I see something
like a peg?
Speaker 4: All right, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I'm just saying. I even think,
taken away from the sex, we're seeing so much ship
these days that we see it and we scroll on
and think could be, could be fucked, could be, could be?
And uh, Sweden did not, in fact make sex a sport,
but the fact that millions of people uh kind of
went with it without blinking. And I I pat myself
in the back to go.
Speaker 3: Sweden's a country I haven't gone to yet.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's a country. I mean you fit in, yeah, blondel, Yeah,
go right there. You might need spen spenn Fenn. Is
that a Swedish name Spenn. I thought it was no, No,
nobody knows. I'll go to Sweden. Well, clearly, I gotta
tell you something before we go. We're not going. Yeah,
I know. There's a new thing on the Apple phone.
Speaker 5: If you have the phone, leave the phone open and
you go to messages, it needs a face thing.
Speaker 1: Now face id. Yeah. Yeah, what a fucking great invention.
I think it is a great invention. It is. You
want to know another invention that I saw on the
iPhone that I think is fantastic. I I don't know
if anybody's had trying to cancel things and you just
you just it's not happening. What if for whatever fucking reason,
it's not happening. So I decided, I don't know why,
I've just fucking had it. And I call up my
bank and I go, I want to put a stop
payment on this, And he said, okay, I got to
put you over to here. You're gonna have to answer
some questions. May I put you on a brief hold?
And then it pops up on my iPhone? Would you
like to put them on hold? And will ring you
back when they're yeah? Well then it felt too long
and they didn't give my phone, didn't do anything, and
I came back and to go, oh, you're still there.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they don't call Jesus Christ Technology Corner with grump
your old.
Speaker 1: Metal r NO.
Speaker 3: I tried to do that the other day with calling
the ORB and I eventually hung up on the d
MB after waiting for like forty minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, DMV is no.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it wasn't DMB. It was easy Pass. I need
to like renew my easy pass, but I can't log
onto my nurse.
Speaker 1: Government, the government run New York State agency. Forget it, joke,
forget it. The DMV. The DMV is doing a move
now that I think is absolutely it's either brilliant and
I've talked about this, it's either like completely diabolical or
it's brilliant because the one thing you always want to do,
and it's a great way and I don't know who
thought of this to you want to over you know, underpromise,
over deliver, Right, that's the biggest thing you can probably
do to get to win people. And I went in
there to register a car, do whatever, and they told
me it was a two and a half hour wait.
It comes up on the kiosk two and a half hours.
So it's great in that it wasn't two and a
half hours. Here's where it's shitty. How many people see
that and go, I'm gonna go get a cup of
coffee and then their name is called, yeah, and where
do they go in the queue? I don't know the
answer to that because I stayed trying to fill out paperwork,
and I swear to God, Laura, it was within twenty
minutes they called my name. Now, think about if you're
told two and a half hours and you leave. That's
why I go. It's either brilliant in terms of if
I'm waiting there and then I get in right away.
And the other thing is I don't know how many
fucking people were out of me that left. Yeah, you
know what I mean. But they're just trying to churn
through people. Yeah, but I still get the DMV thing
where they're going, you need another piece of paperwork before
you get up to see the actual person. And I said,
what is that, Well, it's just another piece of paperwork.
And then it kept going like that and I said,
but you're the DMV telling me that I need more paperwork?
What is it? You're requiring it. What is it that
I need to get? And the person got so pissed
at me and they go, you'll have to talk to
the person up front when you get called, which was
gonna be two and a half hours. But I'm like,
don't say dumb shit. Don't say dumb shit to anybody.
You're gonna need extra paperwork. If the answer back is okay,
what is that? What do I need to have? So
I'm not wasting my time for the next two and
a half hours to now talk to the next person.
Don't say that fucking statement and I don't have an answer, dummy.
You are the DMV. It's like I get a call
the other day and it was it was something of
a legal matter, and I said, do I need to
have a lawyer? And the voice on the other end
of the phone goes, why would you say that? Because
you are the law He's is fucking christ like, is
it me? It's got to be me? It has to
be it has to be me. No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: People don't have answers for us.
Speaker 1: Well, now I have answers. It's like, you say these things.
I ask a question and think, why would you do that? Well,
why wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I think about who's calling?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like.
Speaker 3: You're thinking thoroughly and they're just giving you surf.
Speaker 1: Like I guess, I just I honestly. God, Sometimes there
I feel like either I live on another planet or
there's a lot of stupid people running shit, a lot
of super people, right, And it's easy to say that,
But I don't want to say that because I'm not
the smartest person either. I do a lot of fucking
dumb things, ask Kevin, Uh huh you know, No, No,
no it doesn't. That's why I'm saying. So I can't.
I feel bad saying that, but that that's the thing.
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a game that I really do suck at man, know
it's awful, and I don't know how. I like, we're
doing sports talk. Hey, everybody get back the Yankees. I
mean their sex league is coming, the Sex Federation, Kevin.
Even so you can win and you still don't win.
I know, maybe there's a method to my match.
Speaker 4: I just saw the joker between the sports talk What
do you what do you? What do you get when
you take forty Yankees and forty lesbians and put them together?
Speaker 1: Forty Yankees and forty lesbians, forty Yankees, forty Yankees, forty lesbians.
No Yankees being the baseball team. No, I got it.
Eighty people, dio guy. I was about to say eighties,
and then Lauren, did you like that one? That Life show?
I wrote that one for Marks five minutes set. I'm
using that one. You could. But see, here's the thing joke.
Some people can pull that shit off. Like I used
to love, uh, some of the shittiest when George Lopez
did Knights, that did a talk show on TBS and
that went up against The Tonight Show and Letterman and
I used to love to go back through his monologue.
He had some of the shittiest, hackiest jokes, but he
delivered them so well that I couldn't help but laugh.
Like I thought he was pretty good.
Speaker 4: I found the old Comedy Central roasts on, like the
Saggot roast and all that. Yeah, on Paramount this weekend.
Really Gilbert Godfrey, same thing, God Thomas jokes, but just
the delivery. Norm McDonald Thomas jokes, try delivery but hilarious, hilarious.
Speaker 1: Norman was really really unique. H Gilbert has the softest
had the softest hands I had ever felt my life
from a man. I shook his hand. He was in
the studio or you were sitting and then I just
re We just shook hands, and we thought, would.
Speaker 4: You rather get one hand job from Gilbert Godfrey? Well,
or your mom watches if Lisa Lambinelli watches for the
rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Oh where, Yeah, she just fell off the planet. She's
doing like self help or something as well. And it's
still hilarious. Oh god, she crushed on those things. God
was she great? She was another just yeah, I want
to do I want to do five minutes soon. I
want to I think I think I'm you know, you
want to be warm up or you want to do
close it out? I want to be warm up. Okay,
before the door is open, I know if I do
close out iverybody's walking out. All right, what do we got?
Kevin comes the game?
Speaker 2: Do you can turn comes all the coun.
Speaker 1: I said, I think twice day people you called me
underny I love this song Ki now Moss. It was
just a random between takes thing they did.
Speaker 3: Time have no ideas like time.
Speaker 1: My lord.
Speaker 3: This is you baby, right right, turn off the lights.
Speaker 1: We're gonna lose a mess to night. What's the dearly?
Speaker 3: I love when I talk too much?
Speaker 1: Five A cant regret not going to this concert.
Speaker 3: So so hody crash a penny snatch it.
Speaker 1: Don't be fancy, just getting easy.
Speaker 4: I don't know why this song was in my head
all weekend for some strange reason.
Speaker 1: Feel guilty that so Stockholm got to speeding down leap
in the soul. Then it just can guess. I'm all
my way you need any free and the way.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing good tonight.
Speaker 1: That's just usual par for the course. Home away Tris.
Speaker 8: You know there's confidence she was with the Russians too.
Speaker 1: He's Cavs got it wrong. Oh I got I got
the I gotta got keep in the game. Mark can't
be a shutout. A shutout, so.
Speaker 3: Funk you.
Speaker 1: Funk?
Speaker 4: What wasn't free points for you?
Speaker 1: Two Stop. I don't know about the year, stop me. Stop.
You'll get cava about that and below it to stop me.
So I don't think this was I have the wrong
artist in the last one. Yeah, I know it. I
know me too, Mark knows it too.
Speaker 9: I know thereby, get get alive, get a good, get
await somewhere, take a trip, take a break, take control,
taking vice from someone you know.
Speaker 4: And we've gotta get the movie as well. On this
one here extra ten bonus points for the movie.
Speaker 1: No time, man, mone.
Speaker 3: I believe in thistiny?
Speaker 1: Oh god? What eighties? Fucking clicker says, Oh man.
Speaker 3: It's easy when up, I probably wasn't boring, so I'm
not sure him.
Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, I put it out there really damn
all right, we're going back to the top.
Speaker 1: Now now now. And I wanted it writing because it
because I want to. I'm counting that as a win
for me. Okay, what do you do? I put down
a data cat. This is Stevie Rayvaugh.
Speaker 4: This is Stevie rayvon It is not Pride.
Speaker 1: So it's the song about time of TikTok is what
is all I can remember? That's not it though, but
it is. Stevie Raymond, I said TikTok nineteen ninety one,
career eighty seven, career seventy eight. It is changing changed,
Stevie Raymond, nineteen eighty five. Anybody all right, better be
nice or better be nice to make better be nice?
Think nice. I'll think nice. I got that wrong, I
said version Ella Fitzgerald nineteen seventy three. I said twenty ten.
Speaker 3: I said, Chaka Khan nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 4: It is think twice and Jack said Jane Laverne Baker,
oh nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 1: Nice. I lost. I got nothing on that one. Okay, Laura,
this is you baby.
Speaker 3: All right? This is pink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is pink.
Speaker 3: Raise your glass.
Speaker 1: It is raise your glass, I guess twenty ten, nineteen
ninety nine. Food for the shit, me's in the lead, shit,
sweep shit.
Speaker 3: Those are my first points. It was amazing, absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1: You're in first place.
Speaker 3: If she goes.
Speaker 1: Much longer, yeah, okay, tell me tell me this, mister Ritchie. Yeah,
stuck on you. Yeah, I think eighty three, I said
eighty four.
Speaker 3: I said eighty five.
Speaker 1: I had n't Ritchie stuck on you.
Speaker 4: A new leader at the top. Somebody had a suite
and it was our killman.
Speaker 3: Wait, no, I so I still have stuck on you.
So that's five.
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but it may not be a
new leader at the top. I don't know, okay, I
don't know who's singing this version of this song. And
that's the thing that's kind of bugging me. It's a
very distinctive voice.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I know it's lawyers, goods and money, one of my
favorite it is Lawyer's guns and Money. Well, that's a
Warren Zevon song. It's not Warren singing, not Warren singing.
And then we need to know the year this song
came out.
Speaker 3: I'll take this version, guess okay, No I said nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: No Bound Bound. It's a long instrumental lead. I love
this song. It's such a great fucking song. He wrote
away tris. Wow, she's figured out. Hang on, I know
that voice.
Speaker 4: I'll treat you know the voice.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm gonna say the year though. Let me
let me do the year, all right, I'm gonna say
it's it. It had to be like a tribute to him.
It's lawyers, guns and money. From the unplugged album of
Heat Low. Oh ninety fucking it almost wrote out heat Low. Okay,
so it wasn't true. All right, I got five.
Speaker 4: You're run to swee.
Speaker 1: Everybody's had to sweep tonight. You better bringing this wood
hold okay, rolling stones, start me up? Nineteen eighty one, nineteen.
Speaker 3: Eighty I had eighty seven.
Speaker 1: We got our third sweet wore.
Speaker 4: So wait, what do we get?
Speaker 1: Five? Five and ten? Well, fuck you? I have five
and ten. Okay, Oh I know this one. I think
I lost Shania Twain. I got Shania Twainya Twain. Come on,
come on over, Come on over, I said, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3: I said I had nineteen ninety nine, and then I
changed it to nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have nineteen.
Speaker 4: I'm a fraidy might be right it is come on
over from Shanaia Twain at nineteen ninety seven?
Speaker 1: Did we dance or what? Okay?
Speaker 2: We did so?
Speaker 1: At first I wrote down Fanessa Williams, and I crossed
the name out because it investment Vanessa Williams. Right, so
I got good at the game. What name did you
write down. I didn't. I wrote down, meet me halfway
and see you there at the beginning. But then I'm thinking,
it's not Richard Marx. Side bet what side be? Wrote
it down? What I said? That's who you thought it
was gonna be you? I wrote, Vanessa Williams. And then
I'm just I said, I bet you, I said him,
I go, I bet you. She thinks this is Richard Marks.
Well I didn't. I thought, well, I only said you
told me Van Williams. This is Kenny Loggins, this is
Kenny Loggins. Meet me halfway? I said, I don't know.
I wrote the movie is top Gun. It is not
top gunuck you. I had a danger zone.
Speaker 3: I had nothing.
Speaker 1: What movie is it? Meet me halfway?
Speaker 4: Kenny Loggins from nineteen eighty seven, from the Over the
Top soundtrack.
Speaker 1: Oh, the ar wrestling one with investors alone. So Vester's
gonna be fucking eighty years old. Wow, all right?
Speaker 3: So I had the only guest nineteen eighty two. I
had no idea who this was.
Speaker 1: Twenty five thirty forty sixty fucking points sixty forty five?
What did you have? Mark? This doesn't really Mad, it
doesn't matter fucking one. I fucking won Can I get
my ass kicked in the know all day to day
and this happened. So you're gonna be saying at the
home some day.
Speaker 4: You should take the game of the kids.
Speaker 1: Put some juice roll down for him. I love this song.
I don't know I got it. Sounded like meat Loaf
a little bit to me, but I didn't have it.
Sounds exactly like meat Loaf. His eyes worked up. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Well there we go. This one's gonna drop
on Friday. So have a great weekend, everybody. Whatever you're listening,
Good Friday. You know where you're gonna see Good Friday.
And you know where you're gonna see Bill. Where I'm not,
I'm gonna be out of town. I got places you represent.
You could become the West Side Ambassard, buddy. That was
my job. Actually this Sorry, I didn't mean to give
it away. I just got fired. No you didn't. You're
already there, like you're there. I get pictures, I get
told stories of you. I get it all.
Speaker 4: Oh, you getting two stories from food.
Speaker 1: Yet I got a story about you. Like he's like,
I gotta go to the hockey. They're like, what I
wasn't even that drunk. I made sure not to get drunk.
I'm not saying you were that drunk. I'm just saying
they thought you were gonna hang out for one They
like that was it? Yes, I know.
Speaker 3: Outside of the grass.
Speaker 4: They like me better than Bill. That's the worst part
that might be true.
Speaker 1: I never know. I'll never know for Laura, who's going
to become a player judge in the sex in the
sex games. For Mark, it will just be a judge,
says Scudge. No, you don't want to judge for Kevin
these games. I can't. I actually look forward to playing
this one live, Like, I really think this will go
well when we do the live show. I'm Bill Moran.
We'll see you next time. I was so