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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Dominic Berry and Lee Robertson.

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<v Speaker 1>So quite small but very very hairy if you just

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<v Speaker 1>think one of the Ewoks from Star Wars. Hello, you

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<v Speaker 1>are watching Chewing the Cuds, your weekly lighthearted show examining

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<v Speaker 1>the world. There are a slightly glittery kaleidoscope. I am

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<v Speaker 1>dominic Berry and with me today is a man who

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<v Speaker 1>needs no introduction. We give him mine anyway, Lee Robertson, Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you aka the Ewark Appreciation Society President.

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<v Speaker 1>Good times.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, because in your teeth so I've always got

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<v Speaker 2>to have a bit of floss.

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<v Speaker 1>On beautiful, what of you Godfersley.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bringing you some information about some very famous children's

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm also going to be bringing you something I've

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<v Speaker 1>And we even have a game for you, oh to

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<v Speaker 1>Just look out for chuewing the cut.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see the names of people who have reached

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<v Speaker 2>out and tickled our fancies going across the bottom of

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<v Speaker 2>the screen and we go over to dominic in the buzz.

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<v Speaker 1>Lee. Yeah, if I said to you spice cruise, I

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<v Speaker 1>would not be referring to a big boat full of

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<v Speaker 1>people on a nefarious drug.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be talking like a Spice Cay's Tribute cruise, nor.

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<v Speaker 1>Would I be speaking about that. I would be speaking

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<v Speaker 1>about naked holidays, naked cruising. The swingers, six thousand folks,

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<v Speaker 1>what was what was? What were you min?

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<v Speaker 2>You went swingers and then you put your hand straight

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<v Speaker 2>down to your grin and a reaction that almost.

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<v Speaker 1>Was well, this is for swingers. But there are very

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<v Speaker 1>strict rules. And this has kind of made the news

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<v Speaker 1>because some people think that it is no fun that

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<v Speaker 1>there are too many rules on this spicy cruise holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'll give you some of the rules and say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you my opinion. Already I think they're all fair.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got to be over what age eighteen twenty one?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that American? Is it by any chance? Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Second rule no means no, that's fair, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>First, that's not like too strict unless it's for the buffet,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's always yeah, true, true, more is more.

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<v Speaker 1>No nudity in the elevator, in your room. It's allowed

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<v Speaker 1>on deck in the public areas like seawood facing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but the elevator is a no go, no go.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have to cover with a small cloth until

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<v Speaker 2>you kind of get to the destination.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I want even more than he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be unders in the elevator. Okay, Okay, Next rule, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I think all these are fair. Next rule, body

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<v Speaker 1>cot sorry, body paint. Body paint does not count as close.

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<v Speaker 2>Said, I'd be straight off then, because that's all I use.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it does.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Next rule, sit on a towel, not a face. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's as opposed to a nude on the deck.

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<v Speaker 2>So no, no kind of skid marks on any upholstery.

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<v Speaker 1>No skid marks. And no sex unless you're in the

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<v Speaker 1>designated play area. Sex in the elevators, sex in the galley,

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<v Speaker 1>bend anybody over the buffet forbidden. And finally, sex is

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<v Speaker 1>not for sale. No purchasing of sex. It should be

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<v Speaker 1>consent ual, free enterprise.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this for the Is this for the heterosexuals. It

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<v Speaker 2>is it for them with all the rules.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do you think that Do you think that

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<v Speaker 1>is too many? I think they're all fair.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, if it if it organizes the fun,

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<v Speaker 2>that's great. If you put like hundred gay men on

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<v Speaker 2>a boat, that don't mean ship dex will be a

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<v Speaker 2>watch with comm.

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose I'm saying I think it's fair enough that

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<v Speaker 1>they are saying these rules. I guess it depends how

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<v Speaker 1>pedantic they are. Can you sit on a towel please?

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<v Speaker 2>Could spoil the mood kind of and say yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Down at the job center having a universal credit check? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to be sex police?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's for me. You know what big

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<v Speaker 2>sex police? Or doing and doing a spicy sex cruise?

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<v Speaker 1>No, moving on. Are you a person who has a car?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you drive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think saying it's a car it's a very roundabout

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<v Speaker 2>way of describing it. It is a form of transportation.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you clean it yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>Clean its own ecs?

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<v Speaker 1>Does anybody clean it for you? If you haven't paid

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<v Speaker 1>for a clean once or twice?

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<v Speaker 2>And I visit their graves often.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's a new story about one gentleman who has

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<v Speaker 1>taken his automobile to the car wash. Now this is

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<v Speaker 1>something he's got a regular service. He pays forty five

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<v Speaker 1>quid a month, wow, every month for the service plan

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<v Speaker 1>that they offer. It's I think it might be a

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<v Speaker 1>Mercedes it owns. It's certainly yeah, yeah, he's with Mercedes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sort of service.

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<v Speaker 1>You're jumping ahead, story, you're jumping ahead, You're you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Guessing, very warped mind.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the dash camp in the vehicle which caught a

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<v Speaker 1>cleaner relieving himself upon the vehicle having a Wii, having

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<v Speaker 1>a Wii. There he is having a Wii.

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<v Speaker 2>I was not emotionally, physically, psychologically prepared for that photograph.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he have legs underneath underneath.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorrys like an amputee on then of his car having

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<v Speaker 2>a piss?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, your reaction is he's pissing on the bonnet. He

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<v Speaker 2>just you know, does is that all his piss behind

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<v Speaker 2>the green on the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, yes, with that gets a buff on your bonnet

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<v Speaker 2>like piss.

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<v Speaker 1>I personally haven't ever weed on anybody's car, but nor

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<v Speaker 1>have I been in employment to wash cars. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think you know what, you know what I'm always yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just think. I just think, yeah, I'm on his side.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm on his side, like yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>A bonnet, Yeah, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming in gay. This is why I would never be

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<v Speaker 1>employed for such a job.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, yeah, piss on the bonnet, don't ship on

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<v Speaker 2>the wheels.

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<v Speaker 1>Good advice, good advice for life. There. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>to wash a car, you can message Lead directly, or

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<v Speaker 1>you can share with us and we'll vet your comments

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<v Speaker 1>on the cud TV on your social media. Now that

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<v Speaker 1>brings us to the story of The Weekly New York

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<v Speaker 1>photo artist gren Halt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good pronunciation.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he is a good pronunciation. So

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<v Speaker 1>he's known for his stunning male nude photographs. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a calendar for twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>You're getting excited because it could contain derriers.

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<v Speaker 1>It does contain. That's not the focus. The title is

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<v Speaker 1>the Fine Art of Erections. Oh, but some of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Are like I'm not looking, turn my head. Is there

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<v Speaker 2>anything distressing?

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<v Speaker 1>I would say it's a seven out of ten on

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<v Speaker 1>the distressing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I can go with that. It's having a lovely time,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't he He's having a good old, good old stroke.

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<v Speaker 1>There it costs you twenty one quid for the calendar.

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<v Speaker 1>It's described as a masterful blend of elegance and audacity,

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<v Speaker 1>the male form captured like never before. Lee, So you

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<v Speaker 1>have a look at some of us, or look at these,

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<v Speaker 1>look at these. I mean he's just been brushing his teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>He got a little bit of toothpaste on his finger.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just sort of he should be using a towel,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's just getting it off on the mirror.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he drawing a cock in jazz on his mirror?

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<v Speaker 2>He is, That's what he's doing, is going shaft balls.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll do that, okay. And he's just kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>looking at Oh wow, I have a penis great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh hello, he's fallen and he cannot get up.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, and he can't reach.

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<v Speaker 2>For his button because his hands around his cop and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, oh my penis likes a good read. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't do anything until it's read the dailies. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 2>how lovely, how artistic?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Is this very red?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it that one? The end of the very ends,

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<v Speaker 2>very red.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all we've got from the buzz for this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much, and if your ends very red,

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<v Speaker 1>go to the dartests, get some creen. Good advice. You're

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<v Speaker 1>full of good advice Web excellent, excellent. All right, stay

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<v Speaker 1>right there, everybody, because coming up after this short break,

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<v Speaker 1>we are going to get up to date with celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>news in showbiz. Welcome back everyone. You are still watching

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<v Speaker 1>Chewing the Cards and this is a part of the

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<v Speaker 1>show where we're going to look into the sparkly side

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<v Speaker 1>of the world as celebrity and media in the showbiz

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<v Speaker 1>with Lee.

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<v Speaker 2>So my first story, if you are a homosexual sensitive nature,

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<v Speaker 2>you may need to kind of fast forward this bit

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<v Speaker 2>because it's about it's about lady parts. And so the

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<v Speaker 2>actress Naomi Watts. Are you familiar with her work? She

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<v Speaker 2>was in King Kong, The Ring, the remake of The Ring.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I don't know what was she doing with

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<v Speaker 2>Well, when she's not making films, she's she's become the

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<v Speaker 2>agony ant for Hollywood's female glitterati. So she's written a

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<v Speaker 2>book because they're all so this is this is Naomi Watts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I reckonize.

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<v Speaker 2>She's she's she's done a book about herself because that's

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<v Speaker 2>what celebrities do, and it's all about how she has

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<v Speaker 2>gained a love for sex toys and was forced to

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<v Speaker 2>whip off a HRT patch before getting frisky with her

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<v Speaker 2>new partner. So she's OSCAR nominated King Kong. This is

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<v Speaker 2>her book. This is her Now. I don't think she's

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<v Speaker 2>playing with a sex toe. Well, she had that photgraph taken.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know, we can't see. This is her book.

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<v Speaker 2>So her book is kind of like about having the

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<v Speaker 2>menopause and being a sexual woman and all that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff. So she tells a story about how her

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen year old daughter discovered that she had bought a

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<v Speaker 2>new and excellent vibrator that glows in the dark and

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<v Speaker 2>has multiple speeds. She's very straight, and she said, one night,

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the mood, but on my own. So

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<v Speaker 2>I got out of the bath and I got into

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<v Speaker 2>bed with my new Rose vibrator. This is said Vibrate,

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<v Speaker 2>not hers specifically. It's very clean, she said. I realized

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<v Speaker 2>that it had a sucking feature, so I decided to

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<v Speaker 2>try that out of my nipple. I know it's not

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<v Speaker 2>common to engage in fore play with yourself, but for

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<v Speaker 2>this particular night, I decided I would take my time

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<v Speaker 2>with myself. Afterwards, I brought the rods back in the

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<v Speaker 2>box and left it beside me as we were going

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<v Speaker 2>to have poist coital.

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<v Speaker 1>Pillow talk Wow. On a previous show, you and I

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<v Speaker 1>think you've told me that. Do you find I was dead? No,

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<v Speaker 1>your voice, your voice telling me all that was that

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<v Speaker 2>It gets hiets. So the next morning, if your Jo

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<v Speaker 2>what's that? And now we replied, all women have vibrators.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very generally generalizing, and you can even get them

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<v Speaker 2>urban outfitters. Now okay, but I was mortified. And on

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<v Speaker 2>top of that, my nipple was throbbing all day. So

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lessons we learned, though, isn't there.

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<v Speaker 1>Magnificent?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't clump you've had read Judge Nipple.

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<v Speaker 2>Please tell me you did not use it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was theirs to enjoy. But it was an eye

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<v Speaker 2>Some of them aren't bad people. If you find second

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<v Speaker 1>Good for this is all wonderful, Good for speaking about sex,

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<v Speaker 1>to being about getting older, doing about changes in the body, brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved all of that.

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<v Speaker 2>To a heart's content. Hollywood Hills, Oh that's the show news.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen Wicked the film musical? Blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>When seeing the West End? I've seen the stage show,

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<v Speaker 1>which I liked I liked, Yeah, I liked it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the best thing. Ever. So the movies come along, I've thought, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's split into two, like longer than a stage show.

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<v Speaker 1>When's that thing?

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<v Speaker 2>It's that this is well anyway, I haven't not seen

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<v Speaker 2>it because I do not like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's a shock to people because it's boring.

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<v Speaker 2>I went since stage show full asleep, welcome for flying

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<v Speaker 2>without gravity, fell back asleep again.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's kind of my feeling too. So when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, really, I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Hear you singing about walking down the street.

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<v Speaker 1>It's based on a book. Is that book? I mean

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is a I've heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Good reviews of the book so well.

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<v Speaker 2>Cynthia Revera, who plays the Green Witch in Elizabeth in Wicked.

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<v Speaker 2>They've been doing all this kind of press stuff. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>it's exhausted me. That part is why I haven't seen it,

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<v Speaker 2>because they've irritated me so much. Hold my finger. That's

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<v Speaker 2>why they I wasn't going to like make far or

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<v Speaker 2>anything like that, because I would have said, pull my finger.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've seen them doing the whole same things, sain

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<v Speaker 1>thing that dead Pool and Wolverine did, and the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of little rat anyway is quite vanilla.

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<v Speaker 2>They've kind of like asked her what kind of role

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<v Speaker 2>would she like to go on next, and she said

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<v Speaker 2>that she quite like to take on the role of

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<v Speaker 2>Storm from X Men. Great, so she said, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it might be a little bit cheesy. So this is

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<v Speaker 2>this is Cynthia here, she's great, and this is any

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<v Speaker 2>playing Storm because she who's also great. So she's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like said, you know, I quite like the idea

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<v Speaker 2>of playing that. She said it sounds frivolous, but I

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<v Speaker 2>think we haven't uncovered how grand she is after all

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<v Speaker 2>that in a tourm oile at Tormole in a tourmoil

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<v Speaker 2>to what is that word, I'm trying to say turmoil.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actual think I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think it would be great. So, yeah, she's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>put it out there, because what to do. They kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like put stuff out there and people go, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>what about that. Yeah, I didn't really know her. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not really an X Men person. I'm not a.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not so into the X Men, but I'm massively

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<v Speaker 1>into comic books in general, and one of my problems

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<v Speaker 1>with X Men is just how many characters there are.

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<v Speaker 1>The Storm is a brilliant character, and I believe I

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<v Speaker 1>remember halle Berry saying a similar thing, that she loved

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<v Speaker 1>playing the role, but she felt that it wasn't fully realized.

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<v Speaker 1>But of course it's not fully realized because there's like

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<v Speaker 1>a million comic books. What I do know is a

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<v Speaker 1>video game fan, is that back in the early two thousands,

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<v Speaker 1>there were very, very, very very few playable black women

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<v Speaker 1>in video games, and Storm in the video game Marvel

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<v Speaker 1>versus Capcom three is playable and is mighty fine. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big fan of Storm. Yeah, character also in

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<v Speaker 1>a lego Marvel as well. That's the game. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that.

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<v Speaker 2>She's apparently one of the most powerful mutants of all,

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<v Speaker 2>but she suffers about all of themabilitating claustrophobia. When there's

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<v Speaker 2>a reason Sam having once been trapped onto rubble as

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<v Speaker 2>a child with the buddies of a dying parents. That's

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<v Speaker 2>going to give you a clusterphy, isn't it? Nothing else?

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<v Speaker 2>So we're just going to wait and see whether Cynthia

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<v Speaker 2>does indeed pop on a white wig.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of the reasons that Hugh Jackman as Wolverine

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<v Speaker 1>has done so well and Ryan Reddoles as Deadpool has

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<v Speaker 1>done so well is that the characters are focused on

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<v Speaker 1>like Storm has only been part of an ensemble. And

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<v Speaker 1>really I think, yeah, there's movies like Guardians of the

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<v Speaker 1>Galaxy that have done a good job of but for everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's like a Justice League, which suffered from

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<v Speaker 1>just having a glut of too many people. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>Marvel's the eternal same thing. So I would love a

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<v Speaker 1>Storm solo movie. I would love that, and I would

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<v Speaker 1>love her to play it now.

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<v Speaker 2>When you were talking there and it was a bit

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<v Speaker 2>like work because my partner's very much into interax Men

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<v Speaker 2>and just went enough to the happy place that I

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<v Speaker 2>do when he talks about it. So just as we

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<v Speaker 2>are listening at all, and that is the end of

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<v Speaker 2>this week Showby's news.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for that. Lee. Well don't you go anywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>because coming back, we are going to have a game

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<v Speaker 1>for you to play along with at home in our

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<v Speaker 1>game of the week, Welcome back to Chewing the Card

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<v Speaker 1>with Me, dominic Berry and them Lee Robertson. Now is

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<v Speaker 1>the part of the show where we're going to play

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<v Speaker 1>a game, and this is one for a man who

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<v Speaker 1>is no stranger to danger. We are going to test

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<v Speaker 1>out Lee. So over to the contestants. It's very very forceful. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Day of the week, alright, Lee. So fewers who've seen

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<v Speaker 1>previous shows will know that Lee once challenged me in

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<v Speaker 1>a quiz called oh bum. But now the bottoms have

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<v Speaker 1>turned and it is Lee's turn today to guess the

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<v Speaker 1>identity of the mysterious bottom. I'm going to show you

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<v Speaker 1>on the screen a far of a famous bump. It's

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<v Speaker 1>your job, Lee to say, to whom does this bottom belong?

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<v Speaker 1>We've got three questions that you can ask me, and

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<v Speaker 1>I will give you a yes or no answer to

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<v Speaker 1>help you.

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<v Speaker 2>I am a certified Tucker's linguist, so I am very positive.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm of the outcome of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. I only scored one out of four when we

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<v Speaker 1>did it on me, and I thought I was a

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<v Speaker 1>black in bottoms. Yeah, we'll find out. So that's the score.

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<v Speaker 1>If you get more than one, then you than you

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<v Speaker 1>have won Lee. If you get more than one, I

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<v Speaker 1>become a top Bring on the first bottom. What do

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<v Speaker 1>we make of that? Lee? What do we make of that?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna ask a question.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this.

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<v Speaker 2>A current actor?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a current actor? No, it's not, Lee.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this celebrity posterior no longer with us?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a corpse bottom? No, it's not a corpse bottom? Lee?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I only have one more? Can this ass fly

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<v Speaker 2>at the speed of light?

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<v Speaker 1>An interesting question? Well, I'm going to say. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to say yes. I'm going to say this. He asks,

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<v Speaker 1>can fly at the speed of light? Make of that

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<v Speaker 1>what you will? Lee? All your guesses are used up? Doom,

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<v Speaker 1>Does this mighty bottom belong?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that that is a pre Superman? Oh's see

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<v Speaker 2>called Henry Cavill.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see Is this the bottom of Henry Cavill? Oh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>not Henry Cavill. Nathan Fillion is from a different sci

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<v Speaker 1>fi series. He's from Firefly and Serendipity.

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<v Speaker 2>I think is he not Superman?

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<v Speaker 1>Not Superman? No, So you misled yourself because he flies

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<v Speaker 1>at like their equivalent of warp speed. But within a vehicle, Lee,

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<v Speaker 1>within a vehicle? Geek asses the best kind Man, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the best kind. All right, Let's move on to bottom

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<v Speaker 1>number two. Have we got? Oh? We got? That's how

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<v Speaker 1>it looks so uh? A horizontal bottom for you? Here? Lee?

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<v Speaker 1>Horizontal bottom? Who's presenting their cheeks to you? Here?

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty muscular bottom, isn't it? It's very Is that

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<v Speaker 2>your question?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a muscular bottom?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just be careful how you word your words.

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<v Speaker 2>Lee, it's pretty muscular. Is this Is this gentleman's posterior

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<v Speaker 2>from the Americas? Or is it from the UK?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a yes or no question, Lee, don't deviate. You

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<v Speaker 1>may ask one or the other unless you want to

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<v Speaker 1>use up two lives in one go.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this man from I beg your pardon.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because I was stern with you this no need

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<v Speaker 1>for that kind of language. Is were you referring to

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<v Speaker 1>the image of screen? Is that the insult you're calling

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<v Speaker 1>me for being straight?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this? Is this?

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<v Speaker 1>This?

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<v Speaker 2>This?

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<v Speaker 1>Thisiry a British No, not a British therrier.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Is he also a superhero?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I have one more question? Is does he set himself

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<v Speaker 2>on fire?

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<v Speaker 1>I can see the train of thought that you're going on,

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<v Speaker 1>a bottom of which I'm most fond, But that's if

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<v Speaker 1>our minds are reliant. That's not this bottom This is

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<v Speaker 1>not a bottom which sets itself on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that song by this os is on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go right, is it is? It? Is it

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<v Speaker 2>a Hemsworth? Who do who?

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<v Speaker 1>There's Thor Hemsworth and there's not Thor Hemsworth.

426
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<v Speaker 2>Thoor Hemsworth for Christopher, Christopher Christopher Helmsworth.

427
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<v Speaker 1>Let's have a look. Is indeed we are Necker neck?

428
00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:57.799
<v Speaker 1>We are Neck a fellow chewing the cut. Host Mike

429
00:26:57.839 --> 00:27:00.319
<v Speaker 1>and I had a very long conversation about the seage

430
00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:05.160
<v Speaker 1>of Christoph Hemsworth's bottom in a real bottom. I believe

431
00:27:05.240 --> 00:27:09.519
<v Speaker 1>that is, but we're talking about later later representation of

432
00:27:09.559 --> 00:27:12.119
<v Speaker 1>his bottom. But let's have our next one with Necker next,

433
00:27:12.119 --> 00:27:16.400
<v Speaker 1>so we've got equal scores. I identified Chesney Hawks when

434
00:27:16.440 --> 00:27:19.319
<v Speaker 1>I was doing You've got Chris. I'd rather have Chesney

435
00:27:19.400 --> 00:27:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Hawks bottom. Give him the choice. That's the kind of

436
00:27:22.200 --> 00:27:23.799
<v Speaker 1>man I am. But what kind of man do we

437
00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:25.920
<v Speaker 1>have for bottom number three? Let's have a look. Let's

438
00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:32.960
<v Speaker 1>have a look. Ask question one about bottom three words

439
00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:36.720
<v Speaker 1>I never thought i'd be saying in my career. Is

440
00:27:36.759 --> 00:27:40.440
<v Speaker 1>this a TV actor? The TV bottom? Is your question?

441
00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:44.240
<v Speaker 1>The answer is no, This bottom is not a bottom

442
00:27:44.319 --> 00:27:45.680
<v Speaker 1>for the small screen.

443
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:49.119
<v Speaker 2>Is this bottom still with us?

444
00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:53.839
<v Speaker 1>You really think I'm going to bring out like the

445
00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:56.920
<v Speaker 1>undead bottoms? And no they're not just the.

446
00:27:56.920 --> 00:28:01.359
<v Speaker 2>Living type buns of steel the dead also used to

447
00:28:01.480 --> 00:28:04.599
<v Speaker 2>but now they're just bones and stuff.

448
00:28:04.640 --> 00:28:09.799
<v Speaker 1>This bottom is still flesh and muscle. Is it a fridge?

449
00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:11.799
<v Speaker 2>You see it a fridge? No, that's my question.

450
00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Is it a fridge?

451
00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:16.279
<v Speaker 2>Is that our fridge? Looking at the fridge in the

452
00:28:16.279 --> 00:28:19.319
<v Speaker 2>fridge in the picture?

453
00:28:23.640 --> 00:28:23.839
<v Speaker 1>Is that?

454
00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:27.640
<v Speaker 2>Is that a recent picture?

455
00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:31.440
<v Speaker 1>That's a very good question that the picture isn't from recently.

456
00:28:31.559 --> 00:28:34.839
<v Speaker 2>No, no, may I see it again?

457
00:28:38.759 --> 00:28:41.559
<v Speaker 1>This is your chance to overtake me in the bottom race.

458
00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:47.759
<v Speaker 1>Come on mee hmmm, Matt Damon, you say, Matt Damon,

459
00:28:49.359 --> 00:28:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Let's see. Oh just intimate. I think I know that's

460
00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:04.000
<v Speaker 1>from the movie Going the Distance, is indeed? Yeah, so yeah,

461
00:29:05.640 --> 00:29:08.240
<v Speaker 1>it's our geek film. It's it's a it's a funny film.

462
00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:11.480
<v Speaker 2>It's a massive boner and has to lie on the toilet.

463
00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:19.279
<v Speaker 1>No, No, that's that's the guy from zac Efron. That

464
00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:26.519
<v Speaker 1>is sorry, let's have out. Is this our final bottom?

465
00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:32.799
<v Speaker 1>Let's have our next bottom? It's still neck connect, still necknet.

466
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:42.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh, look at a thone. Yes, is this a musical artist? No,

467
00:29:43.359 --> 00:29:44.519
<v Speaker 2>it's in another actor?

468
00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:45.839
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

469
00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:54.559
<v Speaker 2>Is this is this? Is this from a film?

470
00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:57.440
<v Speaker 1>This particular image is from a film?

471
00:29:57.559 --> 00:30:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I think I think it's what's his face Channing

472
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:10.759
<v Speaker 2>Tatum Channing tape from Did the Dirty Magic Mic? Dirty Decad?

473
00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Is that what it was?

474
00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Magic Mic?

475
00:30:13.119 --> 00:30:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's the Sulford version of Magic Mike, isn't it. Yeah,

476
00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:24.519
<v Speaker 1>let's find out. Let's have a look at the full image. No,

477
00:30:25.359 --> 00:30:29.240
<v Speaker 1>Matt Ballmer, who's here? Then the character from Magic Mike?

478
00:30:29.319 --> 00:30:31.680
<v Speaker 1>But he's not Magic Mic himself, just.

479
00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:32.680
<v Speaker 2>Getting my generic.

480
00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:35.920
<v Speaker 1>If you had a different if you had a different

481
00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:38.079
<v Speaker 1>kind of oes that didn't have a direct conflict of interest,

482
00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I might have given you a half mark. But there's

483
00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:42.400
<v Speaker 1>no way I'm doing that because I don't want you

484
00:30:42.440 --> 00:30:44.720
<v Speaker 1>to beat me in this way. So have we got

485
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:47.559
<v Speaker 1>time for one more bottom? One more bottom? Last bottom?

486
00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Let's see. Although I've lost can I think he might

487
00:30:50.200 --> 00:30:52.960
<v Speaker 1>have had more bottoms than I had, which should never

488
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:56.559
<v Speaker 1>be allowed. Let's have one more, one more bottom by

489
00:30:56.680 --> 00:30:57.200
<v Speaker 1>the sea.

490
00:30:58.160 --> 00:31:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I think I know who's asked? No, okay, is this

491
00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:05.559
<v Speaker 2>an English posterior?

492
00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Well it's not. No, it's not it's not. Actually so

493
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:11.960
<v Speaker 1>you don't know as much about bottoms as you think.

494
00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Is this bottom married to a pop star?

495
00:31:19.400 --> 00:31:25.839
<v Speaker 1>Well, let me ever think about that. No, No, it's because.

496
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:28.960
<v Speaker 2>I last question, is it another American?

497
00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:32.160
<v Speaker 1>It is an American bottom. We've been quite us heavy

498
00:31:33.160 --> 00:31:34.000
<v Speaker 1>cheeks today.

499
00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:37.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to say, Matthew McConaughey.

500
00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Think you might kick yourself when we see the full inially,

501
00:31:40.160 --> 00:31:44.920
<v Speaker 1>let us reveal the owner of the final bottom by

502
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:45.440
<v Speaker 1>the sea.

503
00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:52.640
<v Speaker 2>That's no, that has been. That's not him. That's been,

504
00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:54.559
<v Speaker 2>that's been tweaked.

505
00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:55.519
<v Speaker 1>False.

506
00:31:56.880 --> 00:31:59.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's enough now at bottoms and things like that.

507
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:03.119
<v Speaker 2>After this short break, we got a craft on with

508
00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:04.839
<v Speaker 2>me in Crafty.

509
00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Queens Welcome Back. You were still watching me Dominique Berry

510
00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:20.240
<v Speaker 1>and the other one Lee in Chewing the Cards. Now

511
00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:23.039
<v Speaker 1>we're going to go and do something that fifty percent

512
00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:32.759
<v Speaker 1>of the studio will have never done before. In Crafty Queens.

513
00:32:36.920 --> 00:32:39.799
<v Speaker 2>I was really hoping that I would have left this

514
00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:42.559
<v Speaker 2>behind in twenty twenty four hard my life friend. So

515
00:32:42.680 --> 00:32:47.160
<v Speaker 2>we have to do it. Have you ever have you

516
00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:49.799
<v Speaker 2>ever done a Crafty Queen said?

517
00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:53.119
<v Speaker 1>Mom, Yes, I have done. When the lovely Mike has

518
00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:55.880
<v Speaker 1>been there. Oh it was. It was joyful, So I

519
00:32:55.880 --> 00:33:00.519
<v Speaker 1>have high expectations. Did you make with him? It was

520
00:33:00.599 --> 00:33:03.400
<v Speaker 1>something a little bit rude action, was it?

521
00:33:03.559 --> 00:33:09.160
<v Speaker 2>It was that could be anything. Well, you may be

522
00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:11.880
<v Speaker 2>able to fit this in your mouth that we're going today,

523
00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:13.480
<v Speaker 2>but I don't think you will you be able to

524
00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:15.200
<v Speaker 2>fit in other areas orifices.

525
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:22.200
<v Speaker 1>Don't you ever feel stressed all day, all day day?

526
00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, particularly now at this very moment, perhaps near you

527
00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:31.359
<v Speaker 2>could just squeeze, squeeze very hard so that it take

528
00:33:31.400 --> 00:33:32.559
<v Speaker 2>all your aggression.

529
00:33:32.079 --> 00:33:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Out on never enough things to throttle fury of life

530
00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:41.960
<v Speaker 1>as a contemporary slam spoken word artist, and you know what.

531
00:33:42.039 --> 00:33:47.039
<v Speaker 2>People frown upon me throttling small children, dogs, birds, pigeons

532
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:47.640
<v Speaker 2>if you can catch them.

533
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:48.400
<v Speaker 1>They don't like that.

534
00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:50.480
<v Speaker 2>So what we're going to do is we're going to

535
00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:55.200
<v Speaker 2>make an alternative, something that you can squeeze or alternatively,

536
00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:57.440
<v Speaker 2>feeling a little bit down, you just want something to

537
00:33:58.640 --> 00:34:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, wang into you can.

538
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Do multi multi chase.

539
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:07.039
<v Speaker 2>So in front of you, you have a selection of socks.

540
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:12.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah finest the online shopping from another continent can buy.

541
00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:16.119
<v Speaker 2>You may choose whichever one you would like. You have,

542
00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:18.519
<v Speaker 2>you have, you have kind of an animal, the both

543
00:34:18.599 --> 00:34:20.880
<v Speaker 2>animal prick. I think the brighter one. Yeah, are you

544
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:23.679
<v Speaker 2>gonna go for the brighter one? Okay, so we're gonna

545
00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:26.920
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna do this first. I have also provided you

546
00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:30.559
<v Speaker 2>with a bag of rice. I would like you to

547
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:36.800
<v Speaker 2>make a risotto just using what you've got in front

548
00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:41.960
<v Speaker 2>of you. No, so you're gonna need you're gonna need

549
00:34:41.960 --> 00:34:44.960
<v Speaker 2>your ress because we're gonna fill the sock up with rice.

550
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:47.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, out of the bag.

551
00:34:47.639 --> 00:34:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Out of the bag. Yeah, because we want that squeezy texture.

552
00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Is this gonna have a face. Yeah, I'm not

553
00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:57.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna trottll something with a face.

554
00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:06.800
<v Speaker 2>It's not what you said last night. Bag on my head?

555
00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:12.320
<v Speaker 1>Awkward? I can't Yeah, I can't pull it apart wide enough.

556
00:35:13.880 --> 00:35:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Corner. Oh, it's made to go all wrong.

557
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:26.480
<v Speaker 1>So mess is fine? Is it all going in this?

558
00:35:26.559 --> 00:35:28.480
<v Speaker 2>It's fine. I just leave here when I finished. I

559
00:35:28.480 --> 00:35:31.559
<v Speaker 2>don't do it. So what you couldn't do it is

560
00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:33.679
<v Speaker 2>you need to kind of like like you're going to

561
00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:35.519
<v Speaker 2>put the sock on, so like kind of scrunch it

562
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:39.480
<v Speaker 2>into a little like a little rammakin Right. We pour

563
00:35:39.559 --> 00:35:41.960
<v Speaker 2>in the rice and we're going to put all this right,

564
00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:45.960
<v Speaker 2>all of it, all of it into the sock. You

565
00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:48.039
<v Speaker 2>might have to kind of stop a couple of times.

566
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:49.920
<v Speaker 1>To well, I won't because I've made such a pig's

567
00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:50.519
<v Speaker 1>ear of it.

568
00:35:50.599 --> 00:35:56.039
<v Speaker 2>But it's very aggressive. It's me very Neil Buchana never

569
00:35:56.079 --> 00:36:00.360
<v Speaker 2>puts up with this kind of scintillated this with a

570
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:13.599
<v Speaker 2>viewers watching. It's pouring rice into a sock. How are

571
00:36:13.599 --> 00:36:14.440
<v Speaker 2>you doing?

572
00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:16.079
<v Speaker 1>Ye're almost there? Okay.

573
00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:18.119
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't need to be right to the very top

574
00:36:18.800 --> 00:36:23.559
<v Speaker 2>because you need a little bit of a little bit

575
00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:24.039
<v Speaker 2>of slack.

576
00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, now what okay, So.

577
00:36:29.159 --> 00:36:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Now you're going to tie a knot in the top

578
00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:39.239
<v Speaker 2>as tight as you can, like a balloon knot? Do

579
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:41.440
<v Speaker 2>do you don't?

580
00:36:41.519 --> 00:36:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Really?

581
00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:44.880
<v Speaker 2>We don't want any of the rice to come out.

582
00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:52.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're you right? Okay, you've done it better than me,

583
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:57.760
<v Speaker 1>but go on, thanks, terity it confident.

584
00:36:57.400 --> 00:37:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, So you can't pop it in the middle

585
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:04.000
<v Speaker 2>up right like that in front of you. It's a

586
00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:06.800
<v Speaker 2>little it's like a little figure, isn't It's like a little.

587
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:08.719
<v Speaker 1>It's like a little duck.

588
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:16.320
<v Speaker 2>Heck quere Okay, yeah, you are like a face bear quirk.

589
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:23.559
<v Speaker 2>You need your ribbon, a little bit of velvet ribbon,

590
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:26.119
<v Speaker 2>and you're gonna kind of depends how.

591
00:37:26.119 --> 00:37:30.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm making my more duck class. That's the reason I'm

592
00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:32.000
<v Speaker 1>freestyling fantastic.

593
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:36.039
<v Speaker 2>Don well, lie, you're gonna use the ribbon to kind

594
00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:38.119
<v Speaker 2>of create a neck I've already got.

595
00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, sorry I am.

596
00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:44.360
<v Speaker 2>But if you don't want to use a ribbon i'm doing,

597
00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:48.480
<v Speaker 2>I would love to, because I'm gonna mine's not going

598
00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:50.320
<v Speaker 2>to be a dock.

599
00:37:53.079 --> 00:37:54.360
<v Speaker 1>The ducks aren't forbidden.

600
00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:55.880
<v Speaker 2>No, they're not forbidden.

601
00:37:56.480 --> 00:37:59.360
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm trying to do it rizingly.

602
00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Just because we're filling rice in socks, I feel like

603
00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:04.480
<v Speaker 2>I have got like the liberty to say, do you

604
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:05.760
<v Speaker 2>don't do it like that.

605
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:12.320
<v Speaker 1>I've made a very attractive bow, very attract It is lovely.

606
00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:13.679
<v Speaker 2>I think your is going to be.

607
00:38:15.800 --> 00:38:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Very special.

608
00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:24.679
<v Speaker 2>So now we're going to give it a little bit

609
00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:25.599
<v Speaker 2>more personality.

610
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:29.519
<v Speaker 1>And it's got loads of personality. But continue, We'll.

611
00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:34.159
<v Speaker 2>Give it, we'll give it, we'll give it more. So

612
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:38.480
<v Speaker 2>I have provided you with Now think this might kind

613
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:39.800
<v Speaker 2>of counter effect your duck.

614
00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:42.079
<v Speaker 1>No, No, I've kind of made it into more of

615
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:45.039
<v Speaker 1>a like beanie. Now, so this is no. Originally that

616
00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:48.800
<v Speaker 1>was a beak, but now it's a face. So, yeah,

617
00:38:48.840 --> 00:38:49.400
<v Speaker 1>that's the hat.

618
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Their face marvelous, So I provided you. Now, to be fair,

619
00:38:55.400 --> 00:38:59.039
<v Speaker 2>these are much smaller than one anticipated when one purchased them.

620
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:04.719
<v Speaker 2>It's good, yes, leading it's online shopping from a different continent.

621
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Some things they said very big and when they arrive tiny, yeah, good.

622
00:39:10.280 --> 00:39:12.159
<v Speaker 2>Little thing's good. And so you're going to choose which

623
00:39:12.159 --> 00:39:16.719
<v Speaker 2>have what you want to kind of glue on glue on.

624
00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:20.679
<v Speaker 1>Now I am a bit alarmed by this weapon. I

625
00:39:20.800 --> 00:39:23.960
<v Speaker 1>feel that we did so much chatting about men's bottoms.

626
00:39:24.039 --> 00:39:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel that I've kind of set myself up as

627
00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:28.800
<v Speaker 1>this big, rugged alpha it. Now you've actually given me

628
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:30.280
<v Speaker 1>something that Scott.

629
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Like when I asking why.

630
00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:39.360
<v Speaker 1>That's a relief? That is a really because it's a

631
00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:41.519
<v Speaker 1>glue gun. I don't think much else would be going

632
00:39:41.760 --> 00:39:43.440
<v Speaker 1>up after.

633
00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:44.480
<v Speaker 2>A reverse volcano.

634
00:39:48.519 --> 00:39:49.679
<v Speaker 1>Now it is very hot.

635
00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:53.000
<v Speaker 2>We had queen ones who had third degree burns on

636
00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:56.960
<v Speaker 2>her fingernail after touching the hot glue for.

637
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Just a So put a little bit of glue where on.

638
00:40:03.000 --> 00:40:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Your on your the back of your chosen face and

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<v Speaker 2>mouth brightenedly. You don't need a huge amount, okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>then pop it on.

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<v Speaker 1>Wherever I think I've not got enough glue, place it

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<v Speaker 1>wherever you want to. Oh no, it's I told you

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<v Speaker 1>it was not my finger, and it's really hot.

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<v Speaker 2>A god, it was that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Then it is hot, isn't it It is? It's very hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, Sometimes you're just got to do something to

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<v Speaker 2>find out.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now I have provided strangely fashion these kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like pemp pats out of felt and feathers.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely. I think I should have put more rice in mind,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know carry so if you like to, you

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<v Speaker 1>can kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got mine facing away from the camera because because

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to reveal its tiny face on its

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<v Speaker 2>massive head. So I'm gonna I'm gonna glue my my

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<v Speaker 2>little top pattern.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, it's scarily, it's not going to hurt you.

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<v Speaker 1>I already has.

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<v Speaker 2>Once the first layer of skin has been burned away,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no feeling. Oh god, this smoke everywhere. I'm ready

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<v Speaker 2>to That's basically it, really. But you can kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like squidge them because they feel very tactile. You can

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<v Speaker 2>throw them against the water.

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<v Speaker 1>One. I should have put more more rice in my

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<v Speaker 1>mind's a little bit like it's been n.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to turn mine around so you can see

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<v Speaker 2>the beauty its face.

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<v Speaker 1>See your one is all firm and pleasant, whereas my

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<v Speaker 1>one is like inebriated and.

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<v Speaker 2>Letting down on a piece of paper that I can

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<v Speaker 2>take around. Yours is firm and pleasant. Remember if you

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<v Speaker 2>can't get any peen, any of a gene or anything

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<v Speaker 2>in between, the a big old crafty queen. Since we

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<v Speaker 2>found in a bin near you, Ah beautiful my emotional

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<v Speaker 2>support suck slash wank sock.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's almost the end of the show for now,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm screening now. You can see our contact details.

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<v Speaker 2>It's at the cook TV on your social media and

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<v Speaker 2>interpillow look for you in the trood anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like it. I like it. I'm not crying

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<v Speaker 1>into any pillows. Thank you everyone for watching. What a

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<v Speaker 1>good old timer. It's goodbye from him, It's goodbye from

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<v Speaker 1>from them, and goodbye from me. Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for watching. Doing the card. We'll see you next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they should play the Rainbow for