Speaker 1: Welcome to Jeff Jeff's Bazarur Adventure. I am here with
Speaker 1: three of the four most anime experts. My voice is
Speaker 1: slightly raised because I am excited something that Lucy supports,
Speaker 1: but Jeff has always been very critical of Lucy. James,
Speaker 1: how's it going.
Speaker 2: I'm doing great?
Speaker 3: John? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm fantastic, Tamor Hussein, how's it going, Buddy?
Speaker 3: I'm doing good. How are you? John?
Speaker 1: I'm excellent. To Moore and Jeff, how's it going?
Speaker 4: John?
Speaker 5: I'm I'm very excited about you being excited, but you're
Speaker 5: you're You're.
Speaker 3: My favorite guy.
Speaker 5: I think you know.
Speaker 1: I'm super Literally brought me into a private call before
Speaker 1: this and said I really needed to tone it down. Buddy.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, things were said, mistakes were made. Look,
Speaker 5: and also if we can not just air our dirty
Speaker 5: laundry on the podcast, I think there's certain things that
Speaker 5: friends say in confidence and you're assuming that that's not
Speaker 5: going to get out. But look, if that's the kind
Speaker 5: of relationship we have, I just now know for next time.
Speaker 5: So thanks, Bud.
Speaker 1: I just I just think full transparency in all things.
Speaker 5: Sure, that's your motto, that's the super eye patchwolve Modo.
Speaker 5: I've always heard about transparency above all things.
Speaker 1: I just I just like it when things are clear. Sure,
Speaker 1: I also like it when a member of this podcast,
Speaker 1: we'll say writes fan fiction very quickly and with the
Speaker 1: help of computers. Tomorrow, you've you've been sat there with
Speaker 1: a giant smell in your face since we started recording.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's what's the Boddy? I? I have been on
Speaker 3: chat GPT. First things first, I am no proponent of
Speaker 3: chat GPT. I think it's annoying as shit, But out
Speaker 3: of interest, I decided to go in there and see
Speaker 3: if it was good at creating episode recaps, because we
Speaker 3: usually use Jeff JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia, which is fantastic, but
Speaker 3: it's also lacking in a lot of ways. And usually
Speaker 3: I will personally write notes and I'm looking at various ways,
Speaker 3: and I thought I'd give chat GPT a look and
Speaker 3: just out of curiosity, see how accurate it is. Then
Speaker 3: I decided to see if I could put people that
Speaker 3: are on this podcast into JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and what
Speaker 3: chat GPT would do if I asked them, for example,
Speaker 3: put Jeff Bakola from seeing it into JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Speaker 5: Which is just so stupid damning because I'm not from
Speaker 5: seeing it. One, I'm not from seeing it, and number two,
Speaker 5: I can't believe you're the AI guy. I never thought it.
Speaker 3: Would be AI.
Speaker 1: AI is used, If AI is used for profitless memes,
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. This is purely
Speaker 3: for bands. I've never used AI in any other respect.
Speaker 1: I don't even I will maybe even stretch the allowance
Speaker 1: to a Dungeons and Dragons group needs a dungeon layout.
Speaker 3: But I don't even use the new Apple Intelligence because
Speaker 3: I hate it so much. But this is pretty funny.
Speaker 3: And I selected see it because AI uses you know,
Speaker 3: data that's available, and I figured if I put seen it,
Speaker 3: it's got the biggest data set to work with because.
Speaker 5: There's no way to know who knows what I did there.
Speaker 3: It's also well.
Speaker 2: It's also quite a nice, well not nice, circular moment
Speaker 2: for seeing it using AI and getting you know, and
Speaker 2: then AI using seen It.
Speaker 3: There I go, yeah, I get I get your joke.
Speaker 5: It's a good one.
Speaker 2: Thank you. We're not affiliated with that company.
Speaker 3: We're free. We're a different kind of hell. We're gonna
Speaker 3: begin with the.
Speaker 1: He's just kidding folks. We here at insert current company.
Speaker 3: Let's here's what GPT has got. Jeff Backlaw as a
Speaker 3: character in JoJo's bizarre Adventure would be a unique and
Speaker 3: fun addition, Let's think about his personality, interests, and traits
Speaker 3: and how they could translate into the bizarre world of Jojo.
Speaker 3: Stand name Techno Driven okay, stand time power parentheses, close
Speaker 3: range okay.
Speaker 5: Okay, appearance differestween that and platinum star plan appearance Techno D.
Speaker 1: We're going to complain about getting star platinum.
Speaker 3: I would like that, I guess go on appearance. Techno
Speaker 3: Drive would have a sleek, modern tech inspired look with
Speaker 3: elements that reflect back Law's deep connection to gadgets, games,
Speaker 3: and tech. It's design that could feature right now. Its
Speaker 3: design could feature circuitry patterns running along its body, glowing
Speaker 3: neon blue and purple hues, and a high tech, futuristic
Speaker 3: vision for its face. It could also have mechanical arms
Speaker 3: with touchscreen like interfaces symbolizing its digital nature. I'm a
Speaker 3: fucking at m Okay, there are the abilities for Techno
Speaker 3: drive ability number one error correction.
Speaker 5: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Techno drive can emit manipulate electronic devices in its environment,
Speaker 3: such as turning off security cameras, controlling computer screens, or
Speaker 3: hacking into digital networks.
Speaker 5: This is a ripoff of x Marketer.
Speaker 3: It can even scramble the functions of enemy stands that
Speaker 3: rely on technology, rendering them temporarily useless or malfunctioning. Bacala's
Speaker 3: knowledge of tech and his critical thinking would make him
Speaker 3: able to out smart enemies using electronics in creative ways.
Speaker 5: Well, flattery will get you everywhere.
Speaker 2: GBT knows one thing about you, and that's that your.
Speaker 5: Well tam fucking fed it to chat GBT number two.
Speaker 3: Memory Lane Techno drive can download and store memories from
Speaker 3: any device it interacts with, whether it's a computer, phone,
Speaker 3: or even a video game console.
Speaker 5: Backlas is kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Bacla can use this information to anticipate enemy moves, plan
Speaker 3: our strategies, or even use a past event to predict
Speaker 3: the outcome of a battle. The stand can essentially replay
Speaker 3: moments from a device's memory, like a virtual replay, given
Speaker 3: Backla a tactical advantage in combat.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's actually been pulled from a standard part.
Speaker 3: Of final I believe bunch digital mirage. Techno Drive can
Speaker 3: create digital illusions, manifesting fake versions of people or objects
Speaker 3: within a radius. These illusions are not physical that can
Speaker 3: confuse the enemies or make them question what is real.
Speaker 3: It's a trick that fits with Backlaw's ability to analyze
Speaker 3: and understand complex systems, playing on his skill as a
Speaker 3: reviewer and tech analyst.
Speaker 5: Okay, either they.
Speaker 1: Have not mentioned either pinball.
Speaker 3: Or yeah yeah, yeah, Hey, hold on, We've got a
Speaker 3: next section on personality.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Jeff Backler's persona in JoJo's would be a mixture of
Speaker 3: quirky enthusiasm, deep knowledge, and good need demeanor. He'd probably
Speaker 3: be one of those characters who's quick to make sarcastic
Speaker 3: or witty remarks, but always with a strong sense of
Speaker 3: responsibility when it comes to protecting those he cares about.
Speaker 3: He would love to get into arguments with people over
Speaker 3: the best tech or latest game, while being completely serious
Speaker 3: about saving the world from supernatural threats. His sense of
Speaker 3: humor would play into eccentricities of JoJo's world, where he'd
Speaker 3: often find himself exasperated by the bizarre situations he finds
Speaker 3: himself in.
Speaker 2: Yeah there we go, I mean yeah, that checks out.
Speaker 5: I mean the worst.
Speaker 3: All right, there we go. We've got a couple more
Speaker 3: things signature, more signature, attack and finisher. It's called upload.
Speaker 3: Final Boss techno Drive Unleash is a final devastating attack
Speaker 3: by uploading the essence of an enemy into a virtual
Speaker 3: environment where the enemy is forced to Where the enemy
Speaker 3: is forced to battle in a digital world of back
Speaker 3: Law's design. The environment shifts to reflect whatever the enemy's
Speaker 3: weaknesses or fears are, giving back Law full control over
Speaker 3: the battlefield. It's like a digital assimilation where he can
Speaker 3: exploit an enemy's weakness or flaws or while keeping his
Speaker 3: cool and cracking jokes. Now we have his role in
Speaker 3: the story. Oh god, oh okay. Back Law could be
Speaker 3: a tech expert or hacker recruited to the Joe style
Speaker 3: group to help with the infiltration of heavily guarded locations
Speaker 3: or to assist in battles where technology plays a man role.
Speaker 3: His expertise said. His expertise would be crucial in solving
Speaker 3: puzzles or outsmarting technologically advanced stands. He'd likely clash with
Speaker 3: characters who don't understand tech or think too practically about situations,
Speaker 3: but he'd always have a way of showing them that
Speaker 3: there's a technological solution to every bizarre problem. His relationship
Speaker 3: with the rest of the crew would be one of
Speaker 3: camaraderie and occasional frustration as he might be my best
Speaker 3: as he might be the type to nerd out over
Speaker 3: obscure details while everyone else is fighting there for their lives.
Speaker 3: He's always the one to save the day with innovation
Speaker 3: or solution or a clever strategy. Who's my best friend
Speaker 3: in the group? Who is his best friend in the
Speaker 3: Joe Star group? B?
Speaker 1: I hope it's a I hope it's.
Speaker 3: God. Here we go going. Jeff Beckla's best friend in
Speaker 3: the Joe Star group would likely be Joseph Chostar.
Speaker 4: Yo is because that's pretty sick tech ultimate tech veteran,
Speaker 4: shared human sarcasm, shared pragmatism, mischief and rivalry.
Speaker 1: Summary.
Speaker 3: Joseph, Josh and Jeff Baclaw with her would have a dynamic,
Speaker 3: fun and complimentary relationship. They both challenge, learned from each
Speaker 3: other and keep the rest of the team on their
Speaker 3: toes with their mixture of charm, humor, and all the
Speaker 3: top approaches the problems.
Speaker 5: I just don't like my name, my name kind of sucks.
Speaker 5: I think it was pretty. It's kind of stupid. Okay,
Speaker 5: it sounds like a it sounds like a mega man.
Speaker 3: But I'm going to go through the next one real quick.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I mean, we.
Speaker 5: Gotta get going. But sure, okay, sure, very quick, okay,
Speaker 5: very quick.
Speaker 3: Prompt us put Lucy James in from game Spot into
Speaker 3: JoJo's Adventure and the charge. He said, this is an
Speaker 3: awesome cross off idea. Let's make imagine Lucy James as
Speaker 3: a JoJo's Bizarre Venture character. Given her background as a
Speaker 3: writer and joelissid game Spot, we can craft a character
Speaker 3: that blends her real world profession with all the top
Speaker 3: bizignage of JoJo's universe. Name Lacy James stand name game master.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 5: You can't be happy with that. You can't with that
Speaker 5: game game Master.
Speaker 3: Elements of technology, strategy, and a hint of game esthetic.
Speaker 3: She would be dressed in a sleek, casual style, possibly
Speaker 3: a futuristic jacket, with embedded tech the glowlands of screens
Speaker 3: that represent the ever evolving world of tech. Such a
Speaker 3: nerve game Master has the appearance of a humanoid figure
Speaker 3: with a glossy metallic surface that resembles the interface of
Speaker 3: a games console face covered with an LCD screen shrying
Speaker 3: random gaming status of school sounds hot hot Yeah. It
Speaker 3: stands about seven feet tall with a highly dynamic pose
Speaker 3: that's ready to be played. Your ability is are cheak code.
Speaker 3: We can activate a cheek code to affect the surroundings.
Speaker 3: Save point which allows you to place invisible save points
Speaker 3: in time and space.
Speaker 6: So useful, Holy shit, that's dope you, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Inventory system. Lucy can manifest items abilities from an inventory
Speaker 3: stored within her stands difficulty, saying, one of the most
Speaker 3: dangerous abilities of game Master's ability to manipulate the difficulty
Speaker 3: level of reality itself. Finald I am OPI Final Verse.
Speaker 3: When Lucy is pushed to her limits, game Master can
Speaker 3: activate its ultimate ability, transforming into a form into a
Speaker 3: final boss in a video game.
Speaker 2: I'm OPI.
Speaker 3: I'm op They says, you will be laid back by
Speaker 3: sharp witted character Nerve Me. Nerve Me rolling the story,
Speaker 3: introduced as a mysterious character in the story with a
Speaker 3: line between the real world and digital reality, begins to
Speaker 3: alter her abilities. Will be a secret experiment involving virtual
Speaker 3: reality and cold manipulation, primary function strategists and ally out
Speaker 3: smart enemies, catchphrases and dialogue. Hit looks like you're playing
Speaker 3: on hard mode. Now, oh my god, that's so you are. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've got a safe point right here. You thought this
Speaker 3: was gonna be like.
Speaker 1: That could be saved by I've got your safe point
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you thought this was a regular boss fight. Please,
Speaker 3: I'm unlocked a few cheats. Okay, sorry, all press continued,
Speaker 3: This isn't the end of the level. And then I'm
Speaker 3: not just playing the game. I'm breaking the rules.
Speaker 2: Ad I sound like a Borderlines character.
Speaker 1: That sounded like an Elon Musk tweets me.
Speaker 3: Best friend in the Joe start group.
Speaker 2: B better be my sweet boy.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately Jo.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unfortunately that she didn't get Paul Marraw Okay, real quick.
Speaker 3: If you're Apachol to be placed into the wall of
Speaker 3: you would make an excellent unique character. Here's how I
Speaker 3: envisioned him. Name I patch Wolf, easy stand name subtext,
Speaker 3: no video, what do you do?
Speaker 5: Just like.
Speaker 3: Hours sometimes would now face as a human EYD figure
Speaker 3: somewhat similar to other Jojo stands in terms of dramatic
Speaker 3: proportions and stylized features. It would be adorned with an
Speaker 3: eye catching, subtle design that references elements of pop culture, anime,
Speaker 3: and media analysis, symbolizing how I patch Wolf often the
Speaker 3: covers deeper meanings beneath the surface of the work. He critiques,
Speaker 3: this feels weirdly intrusive. Yeah, like I laughed at the
Speaker 3: other two.
Speaker 2: But now the dim Yeah, now the magnifying glasses on you, buddy.
Speaker 3: The stand could have a mixture of visual elements inspired
Speaker 3: by traditional media formats like old film reels, cassette tapes,
Speaker 3: and manga panels. Color scheme mostly mute shones with accents
Speaker 3: of metallic silver, physique, tall and lanky, with exaggerated limbs
Speaker 3: and thought for almost intellectual aura. Face partially obscured by
Speaker 3: a mask. The color scheme is fucked.
Speaker 2: Because out of all of us, John is the only
Speaker 2: one with an actual like.
Speaker 1: Branded CASKI this is my favorite detail, quite sure, and
Speaker 1: not lankey.
Speaker 3: This is my favorite detail face A face partially obscured
Speaker 3: by a mask, representing how ipatch Wolf often hides behind
Speaker 3: layers of commentary, offering a filter of for deeper understanding,
Speaker 3: stand just words, salad, your stand powers are called one
Speaker 3: reading between the lines.
Speaker 1: Look like that, I have the ship to stand. Okay.
Speaker 3: Subtext allows user to analyze and break down any situations
Speaker 3: in person or object comes into contact with, finding hidden
Speaker 3: meanings and implications. Power too unseen layers could reveal invisible
Speaker 3: or hidden information by peeling back layers of reality.
Speaker 1: Okay, all of that.
Speaker 3: Three. Cultural commentary this is critical strike can deliver powerful
Speaker 3: critiques in the form of verbal commentary that disrupts and
Speaker 3: you're a debate lord.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 3: This is good storytelling the power to manipulate reality in small,
Speaker 3: subtle ways based on storytelling tropes or theme for it.
Speaker 3: He might For example, he might turn a situation to
Speaker 3: a classic underdog story where the opponent is compelled to
Speaker 3: act like a doomed antagonist in a narrative that's pretty sick.
Speaker 5: That could be kod catchphrase.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 1: I know I'm not.
Speaker 3: The truth is always hidden in place sight. You just
Speaker 3: need to read between the lines. Best friend in the
Speaker 3: Joe Star group b Rohan kish intellect, intellectual, shared sarcasm,
Speaker 3: and shared desire for control and understanding personality. Contrast, though
Speaker 3: appreciation of media and art potential for collaboration.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, yeah, we're susceptible.
Speaker 3: We're going to move on. But I just know that
Speaker 3: my standard is called critical hit, and I have abilities
Speaker 3: including game sense, combo breaker, and game over. And my
Speaker 3: Joe Jo quote is this world it's like one big game,
Speaker 3: isn't it. But if you don't have a good strategy,
Speaker 3: you'll never get past the first level.
Speaker 2: Phrase it that.
Speaker 1: That sounds like the tagline to like men's rights. Of
Speaker 1: course you have to shave off a few words there.
Speaker 1: I think my best friend would be Joe's I chose Star. Well, now,
Speaker 1: I mean he's gonna have to choose one.
Speaker 5: We're gonna have to We're gonna have to fight for
Speaker 5: his attention.
Speaker 1: Tim yep hm.
Speaker 3: Anyways, thank you for indulging that. Let's begin.
Speaker 1: Let's go, Let's go. So we begin the final five
Speaker 1: episodes of JoJo's here, and we're starting off with Bite
Speaker 1: the Dust Part one. You know, I feel like the
Speaker 1: level of Jojo criticism on this podcast recently has been
Speaker 1: quite high, and so I'm just gonna draw the line
Speaker 1: here and say absolutely fucking not want to hear any ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Tom Lucy, you all been in it. Wait, what do
Speaker 1: you mean you're fantastic episodes.
Speaker 2: I actually watched three because I'm in the middle of
Speaker 2: moving and we're recording at nine am tomorrow and I
Speaker 2: don't I don't love that life for me. So I
Speaker 2: watched three today and they are really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty, they're sick. So we start off, and what's
Speaker 1: really interested about these episodes is they mostly take place
Speaker 1: from Hyato's perspective, Hyato being the oddly muscular little child.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm so glad.
Speaker 2: You said that, because I was like, Yo, what is
Speaker 2: up with Hygato's legs?
Speaker 1: Like, okay, there's literally a meme called Hyato leg Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you told us about this, but I yead I
Speaker 2: just I just.
Speaker 3: Thought that was like a one and done.
Speaker 1: You know, No, No, he's strange. I think it's just
Speaker 1: because Araki just loves the human form so much that
Speaker 1: that is literally the least muscular he can draw something
Speaker 1: little buff boys.
Speaker 2: That's where I think you should leave. It's the little
Speaker 2: bum boys. But it's all that was in my head
Speaker 2: the entire time I was watching it.
Speaker 1: I things get incredibly dark very quickly here because oh yeah, Yo,
Speaker 1: Chicaga Kira kills the child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that kid.
Speaker 6: That kid was too buff him get any more powerful.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 5: It was crazy that they were just like, yeah, this
Speaker 5: is what's happening right now. Without the foresight they were
Speaker 5: like what was going to happen? You're just sort of like,
Speaker 5: holy shit, this is what I went down. Yeah, it
Speaker 5: was a lot.
Speaker 2: I mean dead in the coming.
Speaker 5: That scene, Closet Kid, that scene is.
Speaker 2: Also like some really great kind of thriller horror. It's
Speaker 2: like the way that she's trying to like cut the net,
Speaker 2: like help him because he's got blood blood on him,
Speaker 2: and he's like no, and then he does the hardening
Speaker 2: of like putting his arm on the side of it.
Speaker 1: That was oh yeah. And then and then you get
Speaker 1: a shot of his back and it's like like I
Speaker 1: want to talk about muscles on people. That dude. It
Speaker 1: takes whoever this man was before Kira stole his life.
Speaker 1: I no, wait, it's Kira's body, So that's yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: the man's face okay. But so basically, yeah, Shnobu comes
Speaker 1: in and she's like, oh, where did Hyato go? It's
Speaker 1: like his clothes exploded. Kira's like, yes, wife.
Speaker 3: Yes, wife.
Speaker 5: They barely allow her to be a person it's crazy, right,
Speaker 5: I don't know it, Like I feel like, you know,
Speaker 5: he's like, I want to now.
Speaker 2: Because you know, she has the she has the story
Speaker 2: of like not being loved by him, and now she's
Speaker 2: got his attention and she's like, oh this is hot.
Speaker 5: She wants that kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 1: I get it. Someone else's begging you previously expect expressed
Speaker 1: affection towards Shinobu, and I don't think you should be
Speaker 1: going back on that. Not okay, okay, I love her.
Speaker 5: I love her.
Speaker 1: And so anyway, she goes away to do something and
Speaker 1: Kira's father, the haunted photograph Man, basically flowing around and
Speaker 1: his reaction to all this is like, it was awful,
Speaker 1: silly of you killed that child.
Speaker 3: I am. I'm sick of this dude. Like he's so annoying,
Speaker 3: like he's flying around in a piece of paper. Stick
Speaker 3: is ready shay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not. He's not my favorite. But what he
Speaker 1: does do is accidentally stick here with the arrow, the
Speaker 1: famous arrow which was seated so long ago in part three.
Speaker 5: Wait, so now a question for the Jojo experts in
Speaker 5: the room. This fucking arrow, this is I didn't realize
Speaker 5: this arrow had like a mind of its own, like
Speaker 5: the arrow right now, all right, well that's fair, that's
Speaker 5: that's JoJo's for you. But it seemed to just be
Speaker 5: like going here now, going inside you, buddy, happening right now.
Speaker 3: And even the photo photo man was like.
Speaker 5: Oh, ship, there it goes. It's doing a thing.
Speaker 1: Stabby goodness, Yeah, I think that's fair. There's Stephan. There
Speaker 1: is like parts of Jojo, especially in the next season,
Speaker 1: where it's very much like we are all walking along
Speaker 1: the paths of destiny, all these guided towards each other,
Speaker 1: like like the way stand users are drawn together. It's
Speaker 1: kind of it. Yeah, But then we get probably one
Speaker 1: of the gnarliest shots in all of Jojo, Like, good
Speaker 1: fucking lord, the arrow goes not through Kira's arm, up
Speaker 1: his vein it like and then just what you think,
Speaker 1: like and like it's crawling up and he's screaming, and
Speaker 1: just when you think it can't get any more horrible,
Speaker 1: it shoots out the top part of his arm, still
Speaker 1: in his arm, and into his throat. So he this
Speaker 1: thing is stabbing him twice, this this one arrow, and
Speaker 1: it is really really horrifying.
Speaker 3: It's grim, grim, It's like it's also kind of cool.
Speaker 3: It looks like a tattoo a little bit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, also looks a little bit like, Yeah, I
Speaker 7: can't deal with under the skin stuff, especially veins and
Speaker 7: ship like that.
Speaker 2: Do you like do you you're getting your blood taken?
Speaker 1: Oh? Like I don't. It doesn't physically bother me, but
Speaker 1: like the sight of stuff going up arms and stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just not the best. I don't think anyone
Speaker 5: really like looks forward to taking blood.
Speaker 2: Right, It's not like I get it done so.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like tread it. I just be like, this
Speaker 1: is something I must do today.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is a task for me.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, mm hmm. We wake up the next morning
Speaker 1: and everything's just normal. Hyato is alive. Well, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you one thing that's not normal here is fucking sick
Speaker 1: ass haircut.
Speaker 2: Oh when that happened? Did he just sit up overnight
Speaker 2: and dye it.
Speaker 5: Gray salt and pep.
Speaker 3: It's like combing his normal hair and it becoming Yeah, it's.
Speaker 5: It's got one of those like uh Fisher Price, like
Speaker 5: combing comb in the gray on your doll hair. You know,
Speaker 5: remember those things where like they would sell like funny
Speaker 5: little toys that would like, oh, you can brush its
Speaker 5: hair and it changes its color.
Speaker 2: That's you're talking about the doll heads. And they wouldn't Yeah,
Speaker 2: they would put fun colors in. They wouldn't put gray,
Speaker 2: not salt and pepper. They wouldn't do a Sultan pep God.
Speaker 2: I saw this woman at the airport on Sunday and
Speaker 2: she had the most beautiful head of white hair I've
Speaker 2: ever seen. It was stunning.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, was she a witch?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I don't believe.
Speaker 5: So, all right, that's dope. Yeah, Like John, you your
Speaker 5: hair is like a little gold now. Uh what did
Speaker 5: you used to brush that in?
Speaker 1: It looks really gold right now, it does.
Speaker 5: It doesn't look bad like your hair was like an ass.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: I think I like temperatures a little warm right now.
Speaker 5: Oh so you're dealing with like the two thousands there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I kind of this hair is hard because I really
Speaker 1: it looks when it's silver, but when it goes like
Speaker 1: blonde blonde, it very much has the energy of a
Speaker 1: kind of Hey, do you mind if I talk to
Speaker 1: you about my startup for a minute?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's that sounds.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have it until you said it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, this is called hair people problems. Sorry, must
Speaker 5: it must suck? Wow, tonight I will shed a tear
Speaker 5: on my pillow.
Speaker 1: That you just what I wouldn't give to go bald.
Speaker 5: That's really good, man, that's fucking funny. I love that.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: So our little dude is just kind of carrying about
Speaker 1: his morning normally, and Kira strolls in just chipper, just
Speaker 1: delighted with life, which is pretty good for someone who
Speaker 1: recently gotten pale by an arrow and murdered a child.
Speaker 1: But no, he's fine. And what all these little things
Speaker 1: are happening like you get the newsman who doesn't know
Speaker 1: he's on Hyato drops or Hyato drops the No, Shinobu
Speaker 1: drops the teapot, doesn't she yes, she slips on because
Speaker 1: she's trying to get to the phone. And it's all
Speaker 1: like just a little weird and a little sinister. Kira
Speaker 1: just gives Hnobu this little just.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm, a little on the cheek, little peck. That
Speaker 5: was the that was the quintessential peck right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Shinobu. Shinobu just acts like she has been
Speaker 1: visited by the angels themselves.
Speaker 2: I mean, so she wants I'll pack of the cheek.
Speaker 1: So I guess what what what? What did? What did
Speaker 1: you guys think was happening here?
Speaker 2: I didn't know, I saw.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was going to be a groundhog
Speaker 2: Day type thing, but it was just.
Speaker 5: Through a loop. I was really like, WHOA, Okay, we're
Speaker 5: going to do.
Speaker 2: This, but it was It was just weird enough that
Speaker 2: I was like, this is a bit Pleasantville, isn't it.
Speaker 5: It's funny that they never really like entered this narrative
Speaker 5: territory before, and all the bullshit and all the shenatigans
Speaker 5: that these motherfuckers have tried to pull off over the years.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised that this was like their first time loop.
Speaker 5: I guess they've done it a little bit with Jojo
Speaker 5: being able to control or a deal with his time
Speaker 5: with his time theme.
Speaker 1: A theme with the Jojo like bosses is that they
Speaker 1: all have something to do with time. So if you
Speaker 1: look at like a TV remote or like a VC
Speaker 1: or remote, you can map the different bosses to the abilities.
Speaker 1: So Deo's was pause, right, it's just VCR ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kiras is rewind. There's another one who's fast forward. There's
Speaker 1: another one who's changed the channel. And that's really fucking interesting.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this cable box DVR bullshit on my mind,
Speaker 5: God damn it.
Speaker 3: But it's cool.
Speaker 1: It's it's really cool. And but I think it's kind
Speaker 1: of interesting because it does kind of say like time
Speaker 1: is really you control that, and everyone's fucked like that.
Speaker 1: That's it. So Hyato leaves and he doesn't know what
Speaker 1: the hell he's going to do, and he encounters Rohan,
Speaker 1: who explodes his face with Heaven's Door. And I do
Speaker 1: think maybe the rules for using Heaven's Door have kind
Speaker 1: of been thrown out the window a little bit, was
Speaker 1: there ever any because it was that you had to
Speaker 1: make him look at his look at the mango right. Oh.
Speaker 3: I thought he just had to touch your face. I
Speaker 3: think he just could do it on command. He just
Speaker 3: like would make you well. At certain point, he just
Speaker 3: started like shouting Heaven's Door and everyone would turn to books.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then his like little man would come out
Speaker 5: and it was just like open your face up like
Speaker 5: a book, right.
Speaker 1: His little man.
Speaker 5: I mean, let's be honest, John Adventure, there's a whole
Speaker 5: lot of people's man's coming out.
Speaker 1: Jeff, Don't get me wrong, I think it's an I
Speaker 1: think that's an excellent way to put it.
Speaker 5: I just thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always used psychic punch ghosts, but little men
Speaker 1: as good as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, little Man's coming out, I think like from there
Speaker 5: from Hibernation really works for me too. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 5: you could do that. I also noticed he's got like
Speaker 5: a top hat that's made out of like chicken wire.
Speaker 5: You ever notice that? Yeah, what's that about?
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's a lot of weird piping on
Speaker 1: the little Man, like just always in part you remember
Speaker 1: in part three when it was like mostly like like
Speaker 1: your stand could be like a monster or a bird
Speaker 1: or a fish man or a diver or whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck the world was sure, and then now we're getting
Speaker 1: a lot of like biomechanical humanoids.
Speaker 3: M M.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's it's just weird, never going back either.
Speaker 1: That's just what stands look like.
Speaker 5: Now, Okay, I can live with that. I mean, you
Speaker 5: know they're not they're less robotic, right, yeah, they all
Speaker 5: they all used to look like Mega Man bosses to me,
Speaker 5: and now you know.
Speaker 1: They're getting more like Mega Man boxes all right, like
Speaker 1: say like like say Star Platinum. That's a dude in
Speaker 1: a loincloth. Yep, oh, more like araditions. Red was a
Speaker 1: giant bird.
Speaker 9: It was a big old bird ramebod Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 9: fair enough, but cha and so Rohan basically reads Hyato's face,
Speaker 9: and I thought it was a cool touch where he
Speaker 9: starts reading ship that hasn't happened yet, and he's like,
Speaker 9: what the fuck?
Speaker 5: I like that? I was into that. That was cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was really cool. That was like it's it's
Speaker 2: like in the beginning of House of Leeves, where it's
Speaker 2: basically tells you, like, don't read this book.
Speaker 1: I like that shit like that ship, And that is
Speaker 1: when we discover so eventually he reads on and that's
Speaker 1: when we discover Killer Queen's new ability bite.
Speaker 5: The dust, hang on your butt.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, because there's about four different parts to this power.
Speaker 5: This has got a lot of rules.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So first of all, it's a bomb planted
Speaker 1: in Hyato that doesn't kill Hyato, but does transfer to
Speaker 1: other people whenever they get too close to asking about Kira.
Speaker 5: They like and and and they and when they like
Speaker 5: make eye contact.
Speaker 3: Right, No, that is the method in which he like
Speaker 3: transfers it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when when you start seeing Killer Queen, that means
Speaker 1: Killer Queen has infected you at that point. But I
Speaker 1: think the way it transfers is you be like, hey, kid,
Speaker 1: who's your dad? And I think to give you some
Speaker 1: information like if I if I just says he's a
Speaker 1: he's a serial killer who stole my dad's face, then
Speaker 1: then at that point you become infected with Killer Queen
Speaker 1: and explode a couple of seconds later. Great sucks. It
Speaker 1: also has the effect of resetting the day back to morning. Great,
Speaker 1: but the things that have already happened are destined to happen.
Speaker 1: So if Killer Queen exploded you, you're going to explode
Speaker 1: at that same time that day.
Speaker 5: So not full Groundhog's Day, but just kind of like
Speaker 5: Groundhog Day with a couple exceptions.
Speaker 2: Right day with some caveats.
Speaker 5: That is literally time just folding back. This is like
Speaker 5: so okay, so with this time loop logic, Okay, the
Speaker 5: first instance of that morning with the teapot and Kira
Speaker 5: and everyone doing their thing that like set the deck?
Speaker 5: Are we saying, right? Is that like setting the deck
Speaker 5: for like what is decided? Because couldn't they have always
Speaker 5: just been like this is the eightieth one we've done.
Speaker 1: They could have been. But I think from Hyato's perspective,
Speaker 1: this is Yeah, it seems like technically his second time
Speaker 1: experiencing today, because we've seen from his notes that he
Speaker 1: has already experienced today. He just doesn't remember it, which
Speaker 1: means weird. He So Kira killed him and then reset
Speaker 1: the day and brought him back to life. So this
Speaker 1: is actually Hyato's second time experiencing.
Speaker 5: The day, right, But Kira had had to be the
Speaker 5: one that did that, did that that yeah alive.
Speaker 1: Part is Kira doesn't seem to remember.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what the fuck that? Like, I will say, like,
Speaker 5: I love what they're doing. It's a lot of fun
Speaker 5: time stuff, and sure why not, Like you know, JoJo's
Speaker 5: is as fertile aground as any place to the experiment
Speaker 5: with time shit, right, But like the jumping off point
Speaker 5: was like, you know, I guess not to be unexpected,
Speaker 5: but a little hairy there. And I think you were
Speaker 5: talking about were like why wouldn't Kira remember?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You know? So I think the
Speaker 1: idea is that he has full knowledge of what the
Speaker 1: standability is, boll. I think it's it's kind of like
Speaker 1: the idea is bite the dust is so powerful. He
Speaker 1: doesn't need to know because if this is going to
Speaker 1: work the way it is, Hyato goes to person A,
Speaker 1: tells them about Kira. They explode the dairy sets. Hyato
Speaker 1: goes to a different person They explode the dairy sets,
Speaker 1: and that keeps happening until there's just no one left
Speaker 1: to tell or Hyato stops telling people, and then Kira
Speaker 1: just gets to live his quiet life.
Speaker 5: Hmm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he says to him, just you know, enjoy
Speaker 3: your teenage years.
Speaker 5: Be cool, right right, huh.
Speaker 3: It's a good ability m hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's pretty rad. I think the the death
Speaker 1: scene of Rohan here is like this.
Speaker 3: It was that I was.
Speaker 2: I genuinely did, like a earrings fell on the ground, little.
Speaker 3: Bear ring when what's her name in the Alleyway season?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, because that's like we're getting you're a.
Speaker 3: Ghost in my sky now and you're breaking apart.
Speaker 1: No, it's crazy that that's the exact dialogue as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's weird. I have like a photographic sort
Speaker 5: of memory. I can I can repeat.
Speaker 3: I have noticed that.
Speaker 5: I don't like the I don't like the show it off,
Speaker 5: but every now in that situation is where you sacrifice
Speaker 5: his hair for Yeah, exactly, that'd be sick.
Speaker 1: Honestly, the memories pushed them all out, like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they just there's no room for the hair to
Speaker 5: It's just knowledge now, you know. It would be so sick.
Speaker 2: To have an idetic memory would be terrible, be joking.
Speaker 2: You could never forget anything embarrassing that you've never done.
Speaker 5: No, I talked to I've talked to a person who
Speaker 5: has it, and they seem really cool with it. It's
Speaker 5: like as close to a superpower, I think, as we
Speaker 5: can do as people. Yeah, he seems to be getting on,
Speaker 5: just fine with it. I don't think you have to
Speaker 5: like breathe live like pissing yourself in kindergarten over and
Speaker 5: over again. I don't think that's how it works.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have an identic memory, but I
Speaker 1: feel like I do that ship all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not kissing myself, but like remember pissing myself. Yeah you'll
Speaker 1: remember those anyway, right, mm hmmm. But yeah, I thought
Speaker 1: this was a really strong episode. I really liked this,
Speaker 1: and I think this is the shit I love in
Speaker 1: part four, Like just I think Kira is such a
Speaker 1: great villain in so many ways, and I think the
Speaker 1: direction this last last one goes is just so fucking wild. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the disparity in quality is so significant that it
Speaker 3: feels like this is the these few episodes are the
Speaker 3: ones that he really wanted to do, and then everything
Speaker 3: else was either just spinning wheels or trying to make
Speaker 3: his way to these episodes in some regard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, love it, Yep, it's great. Shit. So we move
Speaker 1: on to Bite the Dust Part two, and we find
Speaker 1: ourselves back at breakfast at the Cowajiris and and this
Speaker 1: time it seems like things are happening different. Haito like
Speaker 1: catches them and you're like, oh, is he learning? But
Speaker 1: then later he just kind of breaks it for a reason.
Speaker 1: He doesn't seem to even read you understand, and it
Speaker 1: all kind of just happens the exact same way again,
Speaker 1: which is where Kira tells Hayato that like this is
Speaker 1: all destined, like you you cannot change this, And I
Speaker 1: think that is like what a sinister and horrifying power.
Speaker 2: That's terrifying, like because you're just barreling towards the same
Speaker 2: thing over and over and over again. Good, Like, this
Speaker 2: is the kind of stuff that I love like the
Speaker 2: creepy yes it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm always saying that about you.
Speaker 2: I mean I have a creep No. No, we're not
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 5: Hey, your words, not mine, not like that. It's okay, Look,
Speaker 5: this is a safe space. No one listens to this
Speaker 5: besides the three of us. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's good because I feel like I've said
Speaker 1: stuff on this podcast.
Speaker 2: So I just you have canceled multiple times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can know this this. Everyone knows this podcast
Speaker 5: famously uncanceable, canceable, canceable, cancelable. Yeah right, okay, you know
Speaker 5: sometimes it happens.
Speaker 1: Cancelable was hard can Yeah. So Hyato is like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm just not gonna I'm just not gonna meet Rohan.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm going to uh, I'm just gonna chill
Speaker 1: and everything's gonna be fine. And that is until his
Speaker 1: face explodes into a book at the exact same time
Speaker 1: it did yesterday and he's like, oh fuck. And that's
Speaker 1: when Kira is like, ho ho talks tail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome, that was great. Can I do that?
Speaker 3: And I hear that again?
Speaker 1: Yep, I think.
Speaker 3: That is a wild How you've sounded exactly like the
Speaker 3: first one.
Speaker 1: It's just like Santa. Yeah. And so we see Rohan
Speaker 1: die again and it's really grizzly again, and at this point,
Speaker 1: Hyato is like, well, my life is a nightmare beyond description,
Speaker 1: and Kira is like, better go Kira's line here, he's like,
Speaker 1: I better go to work so I can make my
Speaker 1: family happy. Yeah, that was awesome. Like what so? One
Speaker 1: of my favorite bits about the Jojo All Star Battle,
Speaker 1: which is not a great fighting game, but it is
Speaker 1: a fantastic piece of fan service, is that when you
Speaker 1: win a fight as Kira, he immediately just like gets
Speaker 1: a phone call and he's like, what, yes, sir, I'll
Speaker 1: be right there, yes sir, yes sir, And he starts
Speaker 1: apologizing to his boss. And I just think, like the
Speaker 1: idea that there is this ultra evil, nightmare salary manipulating
Speaker 1: person who's just happy to be like yes, sir, okay sir,
Speaker 1: Like he was want to be the company president. He
Speaker 1: just wants to hide in plain.
Speaker 2: Sight and just wants his quiet life.
Speaker 1: And turning women into hands.
Speaker 2: He those hands.
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're going to talk? Are we going
Speaker 1: to talk?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He does, he does, he does, he does. He where
Speaker 2: the bonus or does he make a hole with the
Speaker 2: hand with the fingers.
Speaker 3: I think he's he's like curling the fingers into a
Speaker 3: mm hmmm, the.
Speaker 2: Ultimate stra I've made that. I've made that joke before,
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 5: Cool is it? Cool? Is the snow the other day?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 5: Weather's changing, Winter's coming, As they say, he walked right
Speaker 5: into that one.
Speaker 3: He really did.
Speaker 5: Did put my head on it, tried to get away,
Speaker 5: but God, somehow.
Speaker 1: Like it looks like Jeff is trapped in his own
Speaker 1: bite the dust.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there we go. Anyone else you want to take
Speaker 5: a shot? Windows closing, folks, it's.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well that was needless anyway.
Speaker 1: Sometimes Jeff like looks despondent in a way that I
Speaker 1: genuinely feel like we are rubbing our audience by them
Speaker 1: able to see it.
Speaker 2: He kind of looks like he's enjoying it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, I felt like he's very confident in himself, which
Speaker 3: is I think it wouldn't work otherwise.
Speaker 5: No, okay, well we'll leave it to the to the
Speaker 5: mystery of the theater.
Speaker 1: Here people think we pick on you, Jeff because they
Speaker 1: can't see the little smile.
Speaker 5: Oh you three.
Speaker 1: A bunch of scamps. So it's a round this point
Speaker 1: that the Jojo Gangs show up.
Speaker 5: What a cluster. This turns into.
Speaker 1: Fucking Look, I've talked about Kuchi for the entirety of
Speaker 1: this part of the podcast, but the way he's literally
Speaker 1: holding a fucking photograph of Hyato and he's like, feel.
Speaker 5: Like it's a lot of like the Spider Man give
Speaker 5: a meme of like everyone pointing to each other, Like,
Speaker 5: I just really enjoyed that.
Speaker 1: And then Jodoro comes along and is in two seconds
Speaker 1: is like it's bits him, fucking kid, you moron, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you dumb ass, And then we get I I love
Speaker 1: this scene, this really tense scene where Hyato he knows
Speaker 1: these guys have the only like potential to beat Kira,
Speaker 1: but he can't express to them anything about the situation
Speaker 1: or they'll all explode. And I just I love the
Speaker 1: tension of this, Like it's such a night. It's it's
Speaker 1: this is the like equivalent of those dreams you have
Speaker 1: where you're trying to push someone and you're moving in
Speaker 1: slow motion. Yeah yeah, people have those dreams, right yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Or it's like you need to push the door closed,
Speaker 3: but the there's no like latch on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just can't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I think I've had a dream like that.
Speaker 5: No, it's good, good for you, It's not great until tonight.
Speaker 2: Well last night I had a dream that we were
Speaker 2: doing Giant Giant bomb at night and we were with
Speaker 2: Hassan Piker was there. So those are pretty good. Dream
Speaker 2: chill till, chill.
Speaker 3: Dream pretty good.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you, guys, be my favorite dream I
Speaker 1: ever had?
Speaker 5: You dream about Hassan too? Is that? Is that what
Speaker 5: you're saying?
Speaker 3: Do we all dream about? Seems like it.
Speaker 1: I have yet to dream Bisan just you know Metal Sonic, Sonic,
Speaker 1: the Hedgehog. Yeah, sure, I had a dream that he
Speaker 1: was in an episode of The Wire.
Speaker 5: That that is what a circusy cartoonery fuckery is that?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 1: I just remember Lieutenant Daniels being like, and he's made
Speaker 1: entirely of metal.
Speaker 5: Would you like drop acid before you went to bed? Like,
Speaker 5: what's going on there?
Speaker 1: Dude? No?
Speaker 5: Just just living my life, Jeff God, just being a man,
Speaker 5: Just being a man.
Speaker 1: See it is a really good dream, isn't it.
Speaker 2: That's a really good dream.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 5: That is the funniest thing ever. Like, wow, did you
Speaker 5: ConFlat those two universes?
Speaker 1: I just think it'd be neat.
Speaker 3: It is neat me.
Speaker 5: No one's denying that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a moment for you. I imagine body being like, guys,
Speaker 1: check it out. This guy's really fast.
Speaker 5: And they're just like taking like the tip of the gun,
Speaker 5: just tapping him and like see this. Yeah, clink fucking metal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's doesn't work the same. If it's any
Speaker 1: other Sonic the Hedgehog character, it's too goofy. But Metal
Speaker 1: Sonic I just feel like he kind of.
Speaker 5: Works Metal Sonic in three's company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys excited about the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie,
Speaker 1: No I am No.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I'm always excited for Keanu Reeves. But I didn't watch
Speaker 2: Sonic two, and I'm just not I'm not a Sonic
Speaker 2: Sonic too.
Speaker 1: Is Sonic two is fun?
Speaker 5: It's they're all fun.
Speaker 3: List the issue they make knuckles a dumb sec it's
Speaker 3: like weird. I don't like who cares. I don't like
Speaker 3: that they make knuckles a dumb.
Speaker 1: Dumb archacts dumb dumb.
Speaker 3: No, it's cool, isn't a kidnapped like flying around knuckle now?
Speaker 3: He's like, I mean, what from the games?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, well from the games made you think like
Speaker 5: this guy is not He is specifically not dumb because.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know any dumb things. He glides around. He's
Speaker 3: basically a cheek code. Also, I don't get a single
Speaker 3: shit about Sonic, so I think Interests Elba is like
Speaker 3: very unique. I think his delivery for Knuckles is like
Speaker 3: it's kind of perfect, like it's it's it's it's weird.
Speaker 3: And I also think Ben Schwartz is like, I like
Speaker 3: oddly perfect per Sonic too. I think like they did
Speaker 3: a really good job of that. You know, Yeah, my
Speaker 3: kid's freaking out. That's all he cares about. His Sonic
Speaker 3: three ship can't come out character.
Speaker 5: It's probably Sonic, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Or maybe he's into Tails too. I think he thinks
Speaker 5: Tails is pretty dope. But hey, he blew through that
Speaker 5: Knuckles side series that was on.
Speaker 3: Channel the trivia around Tails his name.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, the miles per hour, Yeah, how I don't
Speaker 5: think you appreciated as much as like you should have.
Speaker 5: He did ask me if Tails had two buttholes, though,
Speaker 5: which I thought was like a really good question because
Speaker 5: he's got two tails and You're like, yeah, because he's smart.
Speaker 5: It was like does what does he have two assholes?
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, you know what, maybe two bothles?
Speaker 1: Hyatto tries to stab himself in the neck with a knife.
Speaker 3: Nice, why is he walking around a Stanley knife in
Speaker 3: his bag?
Speaker 2: You can't ask that question because like, so I got
Speaker 2: done for having a trying to take a knife through TSA.
Speaker 2: You got done for taking a knife through TSA. We
Speaker 2: went to go see sixty musical. I had to take
Speaker 2: my knife out of my bag and put it outside.
Speaker 2: We went to see Shrek the Musical last weekend and
Speaker 2: Max had to take his knife out of his bag.
Speaker 2: You walk around with people who walk around with.
Speaker 1: Knives, But.
Speaker 3: Why do you all walk around with I live in
Speaker 3: San Francisco.
Speaker 5: No, so what are you gonna do? Like cut someone?
Speaker 5: You know how to use it?
Speaker 2: It was just like a little I just like a
Speaker 2: little tool.
Speaker 3: My one was like a little knife that I was
Speaker 3: like kept in a case that's the size of like
Speaker 3: a card, and it would like magnetically attached to my wallet.
Speaker 3: It was like a unit in my modular wallet and
Speaker 3: I'll use it.
Speaker 5: How big is the blade?
Speaker 3: It was? It's not that big. It's mainly for like
Speaker 3: opening boxes and some light self defense, you know, murder.
Speaker 2: There was a key chain that I would use to
Speaker 2: open boxes with and I just kept it on my queuing.
Speaker 3: My knife was so low profile that I forgot it
Speaker 3: was on my wallet and got taken away from me.
Speaker 2: Me too with my key chain, and it was and
Speaker 2: it was my Christmas knife. I got it for Christmas.
Speaker 1: But the thing is that I get like a Christmas stabbing,
Speaker 1: I get a bunch of.
Speaker 2: Stuff delivered, and so I always just you know, like
Speaker 2: my regular box cutter is in the kitchen, which is
Speaker 2: far away, it's not next to the door, which is
Speaker 2: where I typically open my packages. So having that knife
Speaker 2: on my key and that I could open stuff immediately
Speaker 2: and get that gratification of retail therapy.
Speaker 5: As someone who used to be deathly afraid of knives
Speaker 5: still am to some degree, I respect all of you,
Speaker 5: and I've also tried to embrace.
Speaker 3: Afraid, embrace the fear afraid.
Speaker 2: Of being stabbed. I was just afraid of like accidentally
Speaker 2: cutting yourself.
Speaker 5: So when I was when I was young, I've told
Speaker 5: the story many times, but when I was young, maybe
Speaker 5: around eleven or twelve, I found a knife and.
Speaker 2: He's holding a knife right now.
Speaker 3: By the way, Oh, yeah, what you're doing, You've got
Speaker 3: a knife in your hand.
Speaker 5: Now, No, I don't oh this little thing, yeah, this
Speaker 5: little so basically it's no, what do you mean is
Speaker 5: it my yes, Dylan's knife. So I basically put my
Speaker 5: thumb on the sharp part as a child, and that'll
Speaker 5: that'll do a number on a on a young person,
Speaker 5: both physically and mentally. Bro don't have a photographic memory,
Speaker 5: but sure, shit remember that. And it took me. It
Speaker 5: took me a good thirty years to really get beyond that.
Speaker 5: And now I kind of like having a knife around,
Speaker 5: not for killing, for for cutting.
Speaker 3: Is that the only one?
Speaker 2: He's the gave new of the Eastern Coast. I my
Speaker 2: knife story, then my knife, my knife. So you know
Speaker 2: how dull knives in the kitchen are really terrible, Like
Speaker 2: you will cut yourself more often than not a dull
Speaker 2: knife than a sharp knife. Sure, So one of my
Speaker 2: dad's friends decided to get all of the wives together
Speaker 2: and oh, I don't like and he was like, I'll
Speaker 2: shop a everyone's knives. I'll teach you all how to
Speaker 2: shop in your knives.
Speaker 1: So you don't.
Speaker 2: And being a woman, being an eight year old girl
Speaker 2: at the time, I was, you know, I could either
Speaker 2: go watch the football with the dads or hang out
Speaker 2: with the wives soccer. Shut up, you are outnumbered here.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying I I was, I was trans I
Speaker 5: was localizing. Yes, thank you to.
Speaker 2: Sit anyway.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: So he starts sharpening this knife and he just is talking.
Speaker 2: He's talking about how dangerous it is, and they just
Speaker 2: fucking goes into that thumb.
Speaker 3: My guy, Oh my god, the thumb.
Speaker 2: The blood it was everywhere and professionally done.
Speaker 1: So did he look at the thumb and then look
Speaker 1: at you and be like see and he was like
Speaker 1: nicked an artery?
Speaker 3: There? My bad?
Speaker 1: Can I show you, guys what I use for self defense?
Speaker 3: Your face?
Speaker 5: Are you just gonna show me your I was gonna say, hell, yeah,
Speaker 5: are those registered?
Speaker 1: I never hadn't registered, so probably not in my entire life,
Speaker 1: So maybe it will all fail me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll say, oh, guys, I just broke up with
Speaker 2: my pet sitter.
Speaker 8: Oh no, all right, women, I'm sorry, Lucy, but I
Speaker 8: just need to know a little bit more about.
Speaker 5: This that makes one of us go on.
Speaker 2: So she's she's this wonderful woman who looks after my
Speaker 2: cats whenever I travel, and like she loves them. She
Speaker 2: stays extra and doesn't charge me. She sends me so
Speaker 2: many pictures and videos like my my cats don't really
Speaker 2: like other people, but they love her. Sure, And I'm
Speaker 2: moving and she doesn't. She doesn't work in the area
Speaker 2: that I'm.
Speaker 5: Moving to, out of her jurisdiction, out.
Speaker 2: Of her jurisdiction, and I've just had to tell.
Speaker 3: Her she'll travel for you.
Speaker 2: She just said she's too far, so I said she
Speaker 2: can come around anytime. Because I feel terrible. This is
Speaker 2: this is literally like it's not you, it's me.
Speaker 1: When I moved, I had to had to do like
Speaker 1: my last class in the and I like cried walking home.
Speaker 1: I'm never never going to see these people again. Well
Speaker 1: I'm probably no, I'm never going to see him again.
Speaker 5: Yes, No, let's be honest. Knife is tough.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell her that, like you know, she can
Speaker 2: come and whenever and you know, hang out and just
Speaker 2: because actually we get on and like chat and she
Speaker 2: sends me pictures of her dog and her cat and
Speaker 2: she had another cat who sadly died like last year,
Speaker 2: and she takes me about it, and I was like, yeah.
Speaker 3: She should be coming to me moon soon. Yeah, a
Speaker 3: new cat speaking of sadly dying.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's get back to the show. That was great,
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 1: Basically, the Jojo Gang pushed the questions just a little
Speaker 1: too far. They're like, Tiato, who's your dad? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Are you scared to talk to us? Did you just
Speaker 1: try and stab yourself with a knife? And when Hyato
Speaker 1: tries that, a tiny killer Queen stops him. Awesome, and
Speaker 1: this activates as the trigger for Killer Queen to infect
Speaker 1: every one of our heroes and blow them to kingdom.
Speaker 1: Come now, I hate to see it. So, guys, there
Speaker 1: has been a little plant and payoff here that I
Speaker 1: have waited several years to reveal to you.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 5: Shut the fuck up. Oh my god, I'm not ready
Speaker 5: for this.
Speaker 1: Is Tam, can you hear us?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, so Tim, sorry, Oh I thought Tam was bringing
Speaker 5: something back to show the class.
Speaker 1: So every person it's like a kind of this like
Speaker 1: line of light shoots through them and then they explode. Yep,
Speaker 1: do you remember the line of light that shoots through Jotero? Sure,
Speaker 1: it basically goes up his face splits him in half
Speaker 1: and he explodes. Yeah do you remember this image?
Speaker 5: Oh my god from the Oino Boinco comment from the
Speaker 5: Oingo Boingo episode.
Speaker 7: Oh it came true finally, Oh my god, how fucking
Speaker 7: cool is that?
Speaker 6: That is really cool? Okay, that's great payoff. That's you
Speaker 6: know what. Sometimes you can accuse oraky of some higglety
Speaker 6: pigglety bullshit. That's fucking great.
Speaker 3: I will accuse him of higgledy piggldy more often than not.
Speaker 2: Waiting on that like going back in time man with
Speaker 2: a haircut thing.
Speaker 1: To you ain't gonna be waiting a while about twenty
Speaker 1: two years by my count.
Speaker 5: This is dope. I love this. Yeah, it's great, very cool.
Speaker 1: Thank you John. That hey, literally what you're paying me for. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then anyway we go. We find ourselves back at
Speaker 1: the beginning of the morning again, and he too is
Speaker 1: full of despair, but something else also determination in his eyes.
Speaker 1: He has to stop Kira, he has to save his
Speaker 1: unbelievably hot mom. Is the kind of theme of this
Speaker 1: episode of things.
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't think, Yeah, he's not like whoa.
Speaker 1: I look, I am imposing my own criticalness.
Speaker 5: Look, listen, the moms are hot.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 1: It's just objective. Is anyone's going to argue with that statement.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're behaving like a bit of a guna
Speaker 3: right now. No, that's unfair.
Speaker 1: I think I think I think I thought this was
Speaker 1: a safe space.
Speaker 5: That's unfair.
Speaker 3: Listen, I didn't say anything about it. If you need
Speaker 3: to coomb your coom, do whatever. Look.
Speaker 1: I feel like, for the for the entirety of our
Speaker 1: Jeff or of our Cowboy Bebop season, Jeff could just
Speaker 1: go on and on and on and about a pregnant
Speaker 1: lady and I can't get one line in about you know.
Speaker 3: It's because you framed it as his her child doing,
Speaker 3: you know, thinking she's sexy?
Speaker 1: Is I think I think maybe that was your.
Speaker 3: Listen, let's not talk about it. Let's move on.
Speaker 1: I said, Okay, God, so I think I think, Tom,
Speaker 1: you want to find the fucking pervert you want to find.
Speaker 1: How about you look in the mirror.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't look at I only look at pictures
Speaker 3: of Jeff Becklo okay.
Speaker 5: And I only looked good Katerina soul.
Speaker 3: You did you google her to remember her name?
Speaker 5: Your goddamn you know it was Katerina the way you
Speaker 5: know her, that's crazy. Oh I don't know her. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 5: with any luck but yeah, and then I was just
Speaker 5: like reminded of like, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Look at her?
Speaker 5: Just a little check in, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Good to see you. Very nice.
Speaker 1: So Hyatto basically decides that the only way out of
Speaker 1: this is to kill his father, which is you know,
Speaker 1: I respect it, sure, And he also makes the very
Speaker 1: logical decision that the only way to kill his father
Speaker 1: is to use the magical cat flower in his basement,
Speaker 1: who shoots air bullets, right.
Speaker 3: What we've been thinking about everyone plant And then al
Speaker 3: it appears.
Speaker 5: Literally glad they're getting Yeah, I'm glad they're getting their
Speaker 5: money's worth it with this dumb ass thing, Okay, because
Speaker 5: I feel like it was so goofy and dumb to
Speaker 5: have it live and die in a couple of partiers.
Speaker 5: There was like a bit of a loss. So I'm
Speaker 5: glad this dumb freak is back.
Speaker 1: This dumb freak is plays a significance or a part
Speaker 1: in the final battle. And I just have to wonder
Speaker 1: did Iraqi intend it like that from the SnO, I.
Speaker 5: Think he was just sort of like, what do I
Speaker 5: got here. What am I working with here?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Right, the addic.
Speaker 3: I think someone asked him, like, so, what was up
Speaker 3: with the flower in the attic? And then he went,
Speaker 3: oh shit, and then he wrote it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I read the sounds of book this year, Flowers
Speaker 1: in the Attic.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not. I never read it, but I know
Speaker 2: I know what it's about rough one.
Speaker 1: It's it is a book that knits despair. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: It's good. I enjoyed it. So Hyato finds his own
Speaker 1: flower in the attic, the flower being the air breathing
Speaker 1: bullet cat, and decides that he's going to put it
Speaker 1: in his school bag and takes it out into the street,
Speaker 1: where he knows Kira is going to approach him to
Speaker 1: put his hat on.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Checks out. However, there's a problem with his plan because
Speaker 1: he was acting a little off this morning, a little
Speaker 1: too sassy. Perhaps Kira is like something up with this
Speaker 1: fucking kid, and he just hides behind a tree. He's like, hell,
Speaker 1: I'll be safe here behind this tree. The small child
Speaker 1: cannot hurt me if I am behind mytery.
Speaker 5: And was like, oh no.
Speaker 2: The kids operate by hide and seek rules.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the time for Rohan approaching is dying, and
Speaker 1: Hyato basically has to undo bite the dust or get
Speaker 1: Kira to undo it before Rohan dies because otherwise it's
Speaker 1: it's kind of just all locked in. And the little
Speaker 1: fucker does it. He manages to nail Kira in the
Speaker 1: chest with a magical cat air bullet.
Speaker 3: Yep, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: What a sentence, by the way, mm.
Speaker 3: Hm and its magic plant plant cat air bullet.
Speaker 1: His magical plant cat air bullet stand user and yep.
Speaker 5: Let's say.
Speaker 1: Kira is like, well, now, hang.
Speaker 3: On, this is the dumbest in this entire show.
Speaker 1: It was I I okay, I love it. Here's why.
Speaker 1: It brings a nightmarish quality to this scene where it's like, well,
Speaker 1: no matter whatever you do, your focks, there's no It's
Speaker 1: like causality itself is protecting Kira. We his time.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 5: They said this is destiny. Your fate is your fate.
Speaker 1: It's sealed.
Speaker 5: So by the rules that this show, or rather two
Speaker 5: parter has constructed, it is following them, is it not.
Speaker 1: And so with that, Hyato is once again locked in,
Speaker 1: or seemingly locked into the cycle of murder and madness.
Speaker 1: His clock hits eight thirty and the episode ins.
Speaker 3: So put your little hand in mind.
Speaker 5: That's groundhoung day.
Speaker 1: What huh?
Speaker 3: I never seen it?
Speaker 1: Scared You've really.
Speaker 5: Well, then that didn't register for you.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why I was very confused about it.
Speaker 1: Helps. I have seen it, and I didn't know what
Speaker 1: you were The six a m.
Speaker 5: Alarm clock, it's it's it's that song always plays, that's six. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean I've seen that film many many times. Yes,
Speaker 5: I think it's insane that this fucking watch saves his
Speaker 5: life or it's just so silly, and but yes, this
Speaker 5: is the rules that we are playing with, and I'm
Speaker 5: really curious to see how they're gonna unfunck this.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll find out soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems unfussable. I think maybe for the first
Speaker 1: time ever, we are recording two days in a row.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we gotta do it. Watch.
Speaker 1: I'm like right in there right now, like I'm in JoJo's.
Speaker 1: I'm having a good time, and I'm really excited.
Speaker 2: I have a good time.
Speaker 1: I don't know how we're going to space these out,
Speaker 1: but there's a chance that you might, You dear viewer listener,
Speaker 1: might need to wait a week before the next episode
Speaker 1: comes along.
Speaker 2: Somehow they're all getting edited tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I have had multiple people come to me and been like,
Speaker 1: is Jeff Jeff's actually going to finish Diamond? Yes, goddamn it, Yes.
Speaker 5: It's happening. Maybe it's very exciting. We're gonna do the
Speaker 5: final three episodes, right yeah, mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Because I watched the first episode of the three, Jeff,
Speaker 2: I employ you to watch the opening credits for a change.
Speaker 1: For the final Yeah, credits are a necessity.
Speaker 5: For Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable Part one?
Speaker 2: Should it's cool?
Speaker 5: Okay, you got it? Okay, all right, wow.
Speaker 3: You have here another episode?
Speaker 1: Where can the People Find You? Who? Mem Oh?
Speaker 2: So I was distracted because Tom took his cap off
Speaker 2: and his hair was incredible. I am everywhere at Lucy
Speaker 2: James Games. I'm posting on Blue Sky right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, me too. It's fun.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's chill.
Speaker 2: And you can Yeah, my same us and name everywhere.
Speaker 1: That's me Tomorro Who's saying where can the People find you?
Speaker 3: Stop telling everyone about Blue Sky? The freaks are going
Speaker 3: to show up there. They already have.
Speaker 2: Not as bad and I've been getting some porn butts.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I am at tomorrow H and Everything
Speaker 3: or tomorrow H dot com on fancy and that's my
Speaker 3: don't talk to me for another year. That's were talking
Speaker 3: about tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Jeff, where can the people find you?
Speaker 5: Uh, the same place as you've come to know and
Speaker 5: love On Blue Sky, I'm I'm I'm becoming most active there.
Speaker 5: I'm at Jerff dot x y z.
Speaker 3: Jeff Jeff.
Speaker 1: Just Jeff makes some good posts on Blue.
Speaker 5: Thank you for interrupting him, Tam, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was saying anything.
Speaker 3: I think you said cool. You can find me pretty.
Speaker 1: Much everywhere at I Patch Wolf and also I think
Speaker 1: I have a new merch collection out No if you
Speaker 1: want to go over to I Patch Wolves do also
Speaker 1: have a new video called Jake Paul b Mike Tyson
Speaker 1: about what a fucking scammer it's that guy is. No,
Speaker 1: we never actually did anyone in real fight tomorrow. Hell,
Speaker 1: it's fucking so laughable to ship he pulls. It's Oh,
Speaker 1: it makes anyway. Guys, thanks for joining us. We'll see
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