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Speaker 1: So that's happening. We have some double D and I
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Speaker 1: Christmas songs and the most dangerous Christmas songs to drive to.
Speaker 1: Did you know that there are songs that are dangerous
Speaker 1: to drive to Christmas wise so, a study found that
Speaker 1: songs with over a one hundred and twenty beats per
Speaker 1: minute can lead to dangerous driving habits. The worst song
Speaker 1: to drive to Christmas song that'll get you all riled
Speaker 1: up because it has.
Speaker 2: Grandma got run over by a raid.
Speaker 1: Dear no, it has one hundred and seventy two beats
Speaker 1: per minute and that's way over the one twenty is
Speaker 1: a song that my kids laugh at me for because
Speaker 1: it makes me so incredibly sad. It makes me want
Speaker 1: to cry.
Speaker 2: And here it is, Oh God.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, Frosty.
Speaker 3: Work that cannot be one hundred and seventy two beats permanent.
Speaker 3: I'm a fact check that I play. I play instruments
Speaker 3: that sounds wrong. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I would get mad just listening to this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. It makes me so sad because he dies
Speaker 1: at the end. He basically dies every year, and it's
Speaker 1: like I'll be back again someday, and it makes me
Speaker 1: so sad. My kids used to laugh so hard, like, Mom,
Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? It's Frosty the snowmad. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it makes me so sad because he melts.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna side with your kids.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the other one that's dangerous to drive to is
Speaker 1: all I want for Christmas? Is You from Mariah Carey?
Speaker 2: Well, that would just shatter your windshield.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred and fifty minute beats per minute. And
Speaker 1: then Realise Navide.
Speaker 3: That's a great song.
Speaker 1: Yuck, Belie on my dog. Have you heard of that? Okay?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 1: Uh and nine beats per minute? And then Santa Claus
Speaker 1: is coming to town the Jackson five rendish of it,
Speaker 1: and then Happy Christmas War is over John Lennon and Yoko.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's a slow song.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know. It has one hundred and
Speaker 1: forty six beats per minute. That's what it says.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Am I a scrooge that I don't like any of
Speaker 2: the songs on this list?
Speaker 3: What's your favorite Christmas song?
Speaker 1: Do you like? Let It Snow? Let It Snow?
Speaker 2: I like Silent Night and the Whole Holy Night?
Speaker 1: Those are good, they're good, but they're like those are
Speaker 1: like this? What about Happy One?
Speaker 2: I love my grown up Christmas list.
Speaker 3: Sleigh Ride's my favorite, but the ones without lyrics.
Speaker 2: I like Santa Baby, I.
Speaker 1: Like Jess Nuts Roasting, I don't open no fire, but
Speaker 1: we used to when I was with the Jump and
Speaker 1: Chair Show. We used to come because we said, Jops
Speaker 1: nuts roasting.
Speaker 2: Is that what it was? Oh?
Speaker 1: I knew it, Jeff's nuts roasting open. Now here's the problem.
Speaker 1: We worked at a station that played all Christmas music
Speaker 1: from like Thanksgare all right, So we would kind of
Speaker 1: get a little flap happy. Yeah, hearing the songs all
Speaker 1: the time, so we would make up turney lyrics all amazing.
Speaker 2: It was horrible.
Speaker 1: It was horrible. What about Rudolph.
Speaker 2: I saw my mommy humping Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know that. No, Uh, I wish it
Speaker 1: could be Christmas from Wizard.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. That's a beautiful song.
Speaker 1: I like that one, the Judy Garland one. And then
Speaker 1: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, Santa Claus whatever.
Speaker 3: I never saw that anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be that would be crazy, even the kissing,
Speaker 1: because you saw Santa kissing your mom.
Speaker 3: Well, the joke is it's obvious. Imagine you come downstairs
Speaker 3: and your dad's dressed to say to your mom's like,
Speaker 3: let's do it right now, or you're.
Speaker 1: A kid and you think it is Santa, and Santa's
Speaker 1: kissing romantically your mother. That's not okay.
Speaker 3: In my book, Santa's got game.
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, that's what I have. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm excited to give the gifts. But we do have
Speaker 1: a Double D segment we do to get through because
Speaker 1: some things have happened before we get to our big
Speaker 1: contest that we've been We've been cooking at each other
Speaker 1: for the last couple of weeks about Ruthless. By the way,
Speaker 1: Oh stop at me, Oh my god, every time I
Speaker 1: talk to him. It's getting old. Just wait. So I'm
Speaker 1: glad it's over, but too so cue the Double D
Speaker 1: music and let's get down to it. You can turn
Speaker 1: my mic up if you want to.
Speaker 2: Well, we we all know that vander pump Rules is
Speaker 2: not coming back with the old cast.
Speaker 1: Right there we go, I'm back on.
Speaker 2: Oh are you yes?
Speaker 1: I just heard that.
Speaker 2: Yes, they are not returning.
Speaker 1: So Sheena's not returning, and and La LA's na returning,
Speaker 1: and neither Kennedy.
Speaker 2: Speaking of James Kennedy, he was arrested over the weekend
Speaker 2: for battery on his girlfriend Ali luber No.
Speaker 1: Not Allie, not the cute, little, innocent, beautiful Allie.
Speaker 2: I believe it was Kathy Hilton's Christmas party and he
Speaker 2: Bodi slammed her.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, well he must be off the wagon, so.
Speaker 2: He was arrested.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's bad on all Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, we know that storyline won't be playing out in
Speaker 2: vanderbub browls.
Speaker 1: No, well, no, they're not on it anymore. So have
Speaker 1: they recast the show?
Speaker 2: I guess it's going to be a new cast. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't know when it's airing, or if it's been
Speaker 1: shot or anything.
Speaker 2: Or even if anybody's been cast yet.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I don't know if I like that.
Speaker 1: I don't. I think I like my returning characters cast members.
Speaker 1: But whatever, Okay, isn't Stossy going to be on something
Speaker 1: She's like going to be on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't remember what it was?
Speaker 1: Like an offshoot of like.
Speaker 2: I think it's that vander Pump Villa.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, that's it. That's okay.
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian's Skims has a store now. Oh and she
Speaker 2: showed up for the grand opening in that scooter because
Speaker 2: she broke her foot.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, you know, have you seen that skims.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a bra, a dress, a
Speaker 1: shirt that has built in nips.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, Yeah, that's wild. I mean, well, you don't
Speaker 2: eat one of those.
Speaker 1: I don't. I work to cover them up at all costs,
Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't want to be walking around with popping
Speaker 1: out cold in the studio.
Speaker 3: I don't understand why the whole craze around skims. They're
Speaker 3: really that's expensive air.
Speaker 1: It's very expensive. I do have one item from skims,
Speaker 1: and it's a long black dress and I have to
Speaker 1: tell you that every time. It's just just basic kind
Speaker 1: of loungey dress, but it's form fitting and it goes
Speaker 1: all the way to my ankle, I mean like almost
Speaker 1: to my feet, and I get so many compliments on it.
Speaker 1: It's just the materials really nice st it's well made.
Speaker 1: But it is very expensive. Yeah yeah, very expensive. But
Speaker 1: I do want to I would love a lounge suit,
Speaker 1: would you.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe there'll be one in your bag. Okay, daddy,
Speaker 2: yeah baby?
Speaker 1: Why did I say that?
Speaker 2: On my little sugar baby?
Speaker 3: Go back to the scripts.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the last thing I have is this girl,
Speaker 2: this girl that was on I believe she was on TikTok.
Speaker 2: She slept with a thousand guys in the twenty four
Speaker 2: hour period.
Speaker 3: No, no, her.
Speaker 2: Name is Lily Phillips and she took on a thousand
Speaker 2: dudes in twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: It's not a porn it's not a TikTok chick. It's
Speaker 3: a porn star.
Speaker 2: Oh is she a porn star?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was only one hundred, but she's playing
Speaker 3: on doing a thousand. So I heard, Oh god, I
Speaker 3: made the cycles on every social media platform.
Speaker 2: It did, and she was exhausted and tired, and I
Speaker 2: can't imagine why she.
Speaker 3: Looked there was The big thing was there was an
Speaker 3: interview afterwards, or well not afterwards. This guy flew out
Speaker 3: there just to interview her after she did it, and
Speaker 3: she looked traumatized after it. But then she annound she
Speaker 3: was gonna do a thousand or something.
Speaker 2: What a what a classy team?
Speaker 1: That would be horrendous.
Speaker 3: Well can you imagine being one of the guys too,
Speaker 3: Like who's waiting?
Speaker 1: I know one of the hunt there. So there are
Speaker 1: a hundred guys out there just fine.
Speaker 2: Was doing it like a gross's thing. Do you remember
Speaker 2: the Houston five hundred? Do you remember that.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: She was a porn star that did five hundred guys
Speaker 2: in literally like a day. And the big drama over
Speaker 2: it was that a lot of the guys that were
Speaker 2: there were married and their wives found out.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, just like that Ashley Madison documentary.
Speaker 3: Oh that was crazy.
Speaker 2: Why have you watched The Girl's Gun Wild one on
Speaker 2: Peacock Joe Friend?
Speaker 1: Oh? Is it great? Good? Is it similar?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm in I need something new to watch. I've
Speaker 1: already watched all my ninety days.
Speaker 3: It's like we're kind of in a weird point culturally
Speaker 3: where we can't decide if we think like sex is
Speaker 3: a sacred thing or not, because on the one hand,
Speaker 3: you got people who you know, do one hundred people
Speaker 3: once and you're like ugh on. In the other hand,
Speaker 3: we don't really treat it much better than that, like
Speaker 3: in regular conversation. A lot of times, it's like it's
Speaker 3: got like a weird like it. It feels like it's
Speaker 3: it'll define how we view it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well let me okay, So let me ask you this.
Speaker 1: If I was if I started out twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: having like five guys on my roster that I would
Speaker 1: go through and just kind of went through like a
Speaker 1: slut phase or whatever. Would you see that as really like,
Speaker 1: oh god lord, that's just awful, or would you be like, oh,
Speaker 1: well whatever.
Speaker 3: I think it depends. Is it like healthy for you
Speaker 3: in the sense, like is this like a like a
Speaker 3: manifestation of some like issues you're you're trying to work
Speaker 3: through and you're just trying to I guess bury it
Speaker 3: with no sexuality, or you're just literally just having fun.
Speaker 1: This isn't like a cross addiction thing.
Speaker 3: No, not like an addiction, but just like it's just
Speaker 3: like a healthy expression of behavior.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just something I've never done before. I've never
Speaker 1: had a slut phase, not that I need to have one,
Speaker 1: but I'm just recommended.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it'd be like a terrible thing
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't think I could do it.
Speaker 3: It's really I guess it's a personal press.
Speaker 1: Because it's to me it is a little bit. It
Speaker 1: is safe. I mean, it's sacred. You do it with
Speaker 1: one person you really really like, and then you don't,
Speaker 1: like the next day, do it it's some different dude
Speaker 1: or the same day or oh my god.
Speaker 3: Or back to back.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: I mean it's really I guess at this point it's
Speaker 3: just everyone's personal preference. That's why there's so much argument
Speaker 3: over it. Yeah, but like you know, body count is
Speaker 3: like a big contentious topic.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I I don't know. In twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: one of our topics for the podcast is going to
Speaker 1: be me finding love and we're going to figure it out.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a short one, real fast.
Speaker 1: So no, I'm being serious about it.
Speaker 2: I'm being serious, all right, I'm I'm working on something
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: You always say that, Well.
Speaker 2: No, this is a good one. So remember remember the
Speaker 2: sugar Baby's website.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've heard of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm trying to get somebody on the show
Speaker 2: that was on that website. I was written a book about.
Speaker 1: It, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember I tried to be on sugar Daddy dot Calm
Speaker 1: way back in the day, but I got kicked off. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: I forgot what I did wrong?
Speaker 2: Too nasty?
Speaker 1: No, I think I was. I was just too clueless.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what the heck I was doing. I
Speaker 1: don't know, like the rent a friend thing.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I.
Speaker 1: Know I will never live that down. Never.
Speaker 2: Never.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you sign up for weird stuff I do.
Speaker 1: I do all in the name of a few extra
Speaker 1: bucks and some fun content. But you know what, you're
Speaker 1: kind of kind of scary.
Speaker 3: Kind of like a prostitute who just doesn't do stuff.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: I do all the other weird stuff, like become a
Speaker 1: friend to some lonely guy in bell ball Park for
Speaker 1: an hour.
Speaker 3: Yeah fifty that escorting, No.
Speaker 1: I didn't. Escorting is when you like, actually have relations.
Speaker 3: Well it's it's escorting is not guaranteed. It's just kind
Speaker 3: of implied. He probably thought there was an implication.
Speaker 1: Well, when he did actually show up at some of
Speaker 1: my station events, I got a little worry. Yeah wait
Speaker 1: what uh huh Yeah, there was that whole thing. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, m this wasn't a good idea.
Speaker 3: He turned out poorly, didn't.
Speaker 1: Turn out good, did not turn out good at all.
Speaker 2: It did not.
Speaker 3: That was over.
Speaker 1: That was a long time ago. So anyway, now.
Speaker 3: Leave me alone, but be sure listen to our podcast Thursday.
Speaker 1: Thay like comment, chair's right, your friends, Okay, now how
Speaker 1: do we want to do this. Let's bring up the
Speaker 1: Christmas music, because it's time. We've done a lot of crap.
Speaker 3: Talk a lot of it, show me the money.
Speaker 1: And now it's time. And I was annicking yesterday and
Speaker 1: today because I lost a crucial gift for you, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what am I gonna do? This is like
Speaker 1: one of my This is like the creme de la creme.
Speaker 1: And I was I was looking over I couldn't figure
Speaker 1: it out. Like my garage is a complete disaster. I'm like,
Speaker 1: if it's in there, I'm screwed. There's no way I'm
Speaker 1: going to find it. I found it God, just in
Speaker 1: time today.
Speaker 2: Good for you.
Speaker 1: All right? So do we want to do like one
Speaker 1: in one? Do we want to do an? Okay? So
Speaker 1: why don't you go first with your first volley?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: And I didn't wrap any of your gifts, okay, so
Speaker 1: I think I'll just hand them to you with your
Speaker 1: eyes closed. You can open them if you want to
Speaker 1: do that, sure, Okay, So why don't you start?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: And uh, here we go.
Speaker 2: Well, ladies first.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you want me to start thinking?
Speaker 2: You should start? Wait? Is it?
Speaker 3: Are they in bags?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All the presents are in one bag. I'm going
Speaker 1: to hand it to them one at a time. We're
Speaker 1: not unwrapping them, but but they go.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, just hand the bag, limp, pull
Speaker 3: everything well.
Speaker 1: Because each one has a story, kind of has a storyline.
Speaker 2: Okay, please, Brian, okay, all right, do you think don't
Speaker 2: make her mad?
Speaker 3: I'm deducting points though, Oh my god, stop, don't get
Speaker 3: the judge. It's a temptive court.
Speaker 2: Brian. Have I told you how handsome and good looking
Speaker 2: you looking?
Speaker 3: Tell me already now.
Speaker 1: So this is just a little fun. Okay. I know
Speaker 1: you love making baths. That's something you really enjoy. And
Speaker 1: so in the bathtub, I'm sure sometimes you shave whatever
Speaker 1: part of your body you shave. I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: you shave.
Speaker 2: That's definitely est.
Speaker 1: But and then maybe you might use a toothbrush for something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But I decided to get you something
Speaker 1: fun that you can like stick on the actual bathtub
Speaker 1: so you can hold these things. Oh so close your eyes. Okay,
Speaker 1: here you go. I even put something on there for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. There you go.
Speaker 1: Their little feet that holds your oh, that holds your razor,
Speaker 1: and you stick them to the side of the so
Speaker 1: you stick them to the side of the of the
Speaker 1: tub or the shower. You can stick your toothbrush in
Speaker 1: this one. Wow, So now how much you love feet?
Speaker 1: That's this is just a little fun thing.
Speaker 2: That's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. Thank you,
Speaker 2: you're welcome. I will cheer it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you will again. Just the first little fun
Speaker 1: thing this is. This is a fun little thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: not even close to what's about to happen, just a
Speaker 1: starting point. Okay, Now let's see what your first balie is, mister.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, I know how much you like to cook. Yeah,
Speaker 2: uh huh, so I wanted to get you something, okay,
Speaker 2: so that you don't you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, oh, an apron. I could always use an apron.
Speaker 1: I do a lot of painting too, you know for sure. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let's see what this apron. Oh oh hey, that's.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, it's not even terrible. It's just flattery.
Speaker 1: I know. I know. I'm going to go out in
Speaker 1: my patio where my neighbors can see me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, that'll fool them.
Speaker 1: And uh do some painting out there there you go. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, you're welcome. Hey, you know what this is?
Speaker 1: A nice book. First volley too, thank you. We're starting
Speaker 1: off light. We're starting off light light.
Speaker 2: Okay, are we getting into the outfits or not yet?
Speaker 2: Let's see because I have another volley for you. Okay,
Speaker 2: another little volley.
Speaker 1: But it was supposed to come with it's supposed to
Speaker 1: go on something. Okay, it's just here okay, and then
Speaker 1: read it out loud.
Speaker 2: Okay. When this candle is lit, give me that dick.
Speaker 1: You put it on a candle. It's just a sticker.
Speaker 1: I love it, and you know that could be your like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's time.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna use this.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure you will. Again, another little thing, yes,
Speaker 1: before we get into the big stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Laura, yes, I know that your toilet goes
Speaker 2: through a lot a lot. It does, it really does.
Speaker 2: So I thought this would be perfect for your bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'll hang it above my toilet proper wives prevent racing stripes.
Speaker 1: That'll be really fun for all the guests that use
Speaker 1: my bathroom for sure, especially our new roommate that we have.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, you're gonna love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now I'd like you to take off your hat,
Speaker 1: take your take off your headphones as well, all right,
Speaker 1: because this next thing obviously will be a falling on
Speaker 1: my head. Okay, uh, say hello to your new friend.
Speaker 1: The red mullet. The mullet, and it's red, especially for you.
Speaker 1: I had They even had a red one, and I
Speaker 1: was so excited. Okay, my god, here, oh my god.
Speaker 2: This is amazing.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That is good. That is good, is good. Here we go, now,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 2: I'm an early lead.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's good. It's better than I thought it was good.
Speaker 2: Close hold out your hands. Okay, because I too got
Speaker 2: you a hair piece, so I.
Speaker 1: Need to take off off off your hat.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I don't think you need to do this.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh okay, this is really nice. You remember that?
Speaker 1: Remember that skit on Saturday Night Live? Pat? I am Pat?
Speaker 1: Is this before your time? Brian?
Speaker 3: I know, but everyone knows SNL. I'm just not an
Speaker 3: SNL fan.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the Pat? They didn't know if she
Speaker 1: was a girl or a boy. Maybe I don't know
Speaker 1: if that would be appropriate these days, but.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god, look stunning. Thank you stunning.
Speaker 3: Seventies eighties?
Speaker 1: Wow, you know what? Some women rocked this look in
Speaker 1: the seventies eighties, like this tight perm look really dark hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I'll put it on a nicer leg as soon as.
Speaker 3: It Honestly, it kind of looks the same. TA can
Speaker 3: see your hair and it looks like all those like
Speaker 3: big fluffy Russian hats.
Speaker 1: Well whatever, this is as good as it's gonna get
Speaker 1: right now. Hey wait, we're on the same wavelength the
Speaker 1: hair and everything. Wow. Okay, now I really had I
Speaker 1: had to buy four different ones of these because I
Speaker 1: I could decide which one was best. The first one
Speaker 1: is just kind of for you. This isn't gonna be
Speaker 1: something you're gonna wear in Vonn's. This is just something
Speaker 1: I thought you'd think would be. Okay, here's the first one. Okay,
Speaker 1: there you go. It's a T shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh actually, I think can.
Speaker 1: I say that please tongue punch my fart box? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: see you like that? See that you would wear that?
Speaker 2: I may wear this okay tomorrow.
Speaker 1: So this is just that's just something funny. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: We move on. We move on. Can I to the
Speaker 1: next one?
Speaker 2: Okay? Is is this just a fun thing to know?
Speaker 1: This one? This one you're probably not gonna want to
Speaker 1: wear in public?
Speaker 2: Oh? Are you kidding. I'm totally gonna wear this.
Speaker 1: Oh you're not gonna wear that. Please don't talk to me.
Speaker 3: I have crabs for sure, I am you might be
Speaker 3: wearing it in vons later.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, kidding?
Speaker 1: This is that's just the number two. There's four. Okay,
Speaker 1: welcome to your probably. I think this might be the
Speaker 1: one you're gonna wear.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this?
Speaker 1: You love it?
Speaker 2: Wait? Is this all you got? Kane? No?
Speaker 1: God no, I'm not a good wiper. And it has
Speaker 1: a toilet okay. And then finally this one, he's the
Speaker 1: one I want you to wear.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my god, this is amazing vegetarian because I
Speaker 2: know how much I love.
Speaker 3: Vegetoh god, the Hillcrest really respond to that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm okay.
Speaker 1: All right, So there's your topk see, it didn't go
Speaker 1: too crazy to make you wear something like but you
Speaker 1: know you got to pick from crabs. I'm not a
Speaker 1: good wiper or vegetarian vegetarian Okay, okay, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I know how much you love crowns.
Speaker 1: Okay, mm hmm. Should I just stick it on before
Speaker 1: I look at it?
Speaker 2: Sure? Let me put it on.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, it was my pretty little wig. I do
Speaker 1: love crowns. I do feel like Okay, ready, here we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta fix it his lights. I heard something switch on.
Speaker 1: So it is a.
Speaker 2: It's a little mouse mouse, a little ratitituwy with a
Speaker 2: chess hat. Okay, it's got little clips in his little
Speaker 2: mouse paws and he it holds up your hair.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, well you know what, I actually look
Speaker 1: like somebody that would be in my neighborhood once. I
Speaker 1: actually look like.
Speaker 2: That's why this is perfect. So okay, okay, close your eyes. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so this is Oh I got t shirt too? Okay yep,
Speaker 2: simply says blow me. Okay, all right, I actually like this.
Speaker 2: I may cut it into like more of a crappy
Speaker 2: looking shirt.
Speaker 1: You can wear that, I think, so, I think so okay,
Speaker 1: now are you ready?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're right, you're still going close your eyes. Okay.
Speaker 2: You know, with with that, I figured you probably don't
Speaker 2: want to just wear a shirt, and you should wear
Speaker 2: some pants.
Speaker 1: Yes, these seem comfortable. Okay me, before I open my eyes?
Speaker 3: Is that a function?
Speaker 2: No pocket up front?
Speaker 3: Or is that just.
Speaker 1: My dogs are gonna love?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, you little you know how it is how
Speaker 2: elephants and mice have been is thing. Oh you know
Speaker 2: you can't you can't close your eyes, okay, because we
Speaker 2: have to complete this outfit. Okay, so hold out your hands.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to have to go barefooted.
Speaker 1: No god, no, no, oh my god. These are.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 1: You're awful.
Speaker 2: But they've got like the little bumps on the bottom
Speaker 2: or like they're fabulous. You look great.
Speaker 1: Okay, now it's your turn. Okay, Now, these aren't something.
Speaker 1: This is not what I want you to wear when
Speaker 1: we go to Vond's. Okay, this is just for you
Speaker 1: to lounge around or actually go to. You can actually
Speaker 1: probably just bounce to t J Max if you want
Speaker 1: to and the Okay, so here you go. They're nice
Speaker 1: and comfy. Open it up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, in the.
Speaker 1: Front of the back, so you'll always have me with you.
Speaker 2: Because I'll have VPL and these for sure right at
Speaker 2: your mouth. But you have like this, Oh, but that's.
Speaker 1: Not what I want you to wear. This goes underneath
Speaker 1: what I want you to wear, kind of what I'm
Speaker 1: wearing right now, but black. Okay, Now, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think these came from.
Speaker 3: They did, oh guy, qualification.
Speaker 1: But I know you needed some coverings because you're gonna
Speaker 1: be cold.
Speaker 2: Allow it, okay, Okay, well I think there's a disqualification here.
Speaker 3: Now I'll allow it there for your own benefit.
Speaker 1: Just okay. Oh, I forgot to give you this thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: what before you go out, before you be the final
Speaker 1: piece of the outfit, I bought you something that you
Speaker 1: can spare on yourself so you have a scent when
Speaker 1: you walk in. Oh.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. Okay, Oh, stinky ass fart bomb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's stinky fart bomb spray. So that's gonna be
Speaker 1: your cologne that you're gonna spray on before you go
Speaker 1: into Bonds.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 1: Oh god, don't wait, did you open it yet? Oh god,
Speaker 1: I don't know this. This came out. I don't smell
Speaker 1: it smells like ass apparently. Oh god, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You smell it.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't smell like anything.
Speaker 3: We'll spray it.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it right now. Okay, I don't
Speaker 2: want to throw up.
Speaker 1: You've got to spray it on yourself though before Okay.
Speaker 4: Now, that's part of the Holes package, part of the package,
Speaker 4: part of the Bonds walk through.
Speaker 2: Okay, now, Eric I had.
Speaker 1: Two choices for your bottoms. Those are just your loungers,
Speaker 1: I see. Okay, now you could either wear a.
Speaker 2: These okay, oh wow, these are and that will show
Speaker 2: VPL like nobody's business.
Speaker 1: But you have a T shirt so that it could
Speaker 1: be a big problem. But what I really think you
Speaker 1: should wear are these.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, no, yes, that's why I got you the
Speaker 4: fish nets.
Speaker 2: Flip it around, flip it around.
Speaker 1: They are Geane. Yes, you can wear They're like Jeane
Speaker 1: iper O Jean diaper.
Speaker 3: There is a concern though, because I know he's not
Speaker 3: wearing underwear yet that won't hide anything.
Speaker 1: That's why I got you the fish that will hold
Speaker 1: it in place.
Speaker 2: Have you met me?
Speaker 1: Okay, so now here's what we're gonna do. And you
Speaker 1: know what I also for just for wolves and fun.
Speaker 1: Huh long black gloves.
Speaker 3: Uh okay.
Speaker 2: Now these did not come.
Speaker 1: I know, but I wanted to complete the outfit. This
Speaker 1: is just this is just yeah. I want to keep
Speaker 1: you warm.
Speaker 2: I think that there should be a couple of points
Speaker 2: taken off.
Speaker 3: I think that these will keep I think this is
Speaker 3: a safety thing.
Speaker 1: These are to keep Brian, Thank you, Brian.
Speaker 3: Wow, Brian feeling honestly, those are not those are not
Speaker 3: gonna be like the tie breakers though.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's who should put on the full outfit first.
Speaker 2: I'm not done. Oh okay, Oh no, miss Kane, continue,
Speaker 2: I still have things for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a full outfit already though.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I wanted you to be able to change.
Speaker 2: You know, you like to have those wardrobe changes. So
Speaker 2: oh no, I'm not even near dead.
Speaker 1: No, all right, rap rapid fire, yeah, okay, here we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I figured, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: We'll start with yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, so, oh hey, well I can't put them over
Speaker 1: my little ratituy, I I don't mind this too much. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: thank you, I like the little rat better.
Speaker 2: And then close your eyes. Okay, you're gonna need something
Speaker 2: to go with this other outfit, so okay, I thought
Speaker 2: you might need some fancy ear rings.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't even tell what these are, but oh
Speaker 1: my god, tampons.
Speaker 2: They're bloody pads that I don't think Eric knows what
Speaker 2: tampa he doesn't, no, he doesn't. I mean they're ew
Speaker 2: ew ew e.
Speaker 1: No one know. Nobody would even know what these are.
Speaker 1: They probably would just think that they're cute. That's gross,
Speaker 1: but I know it's gross when you know what they are. Okay,
Speaker 1: ew but thank you? Okay, that goes all. Just put
Speaker 1: them on right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure, okay, okay. And then I figured, oh
Speaker 2: are you oh lovely? Look great?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Perfect, I'm all in.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you know what these are?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, it's a bloody pad. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: Don't Yeah, poor Marie has no voice so she can't. Yes,
Speaker 1: my roommate is not feeling well, so don't do this.
Speaker 2: Then I thought, you know, in case you need to
Speaker 2: like run your hands through your hair or anything like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, are your eyes closed? Yes they are.
Speaker 2: You might also, because you're probably gonna be cold, you
Speaker 2: might need some gloves.
Speaker 1: These are like Lady Gogach type of situation going on. Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I kind of like these. These are witchy and like fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get you my pretty. I'm going to
Speaker 1: get you my pretty. They have these long nails attached
Speaker 1: to the black. Oh look we got each other gloves.
Speaker 2: Oh lot, we are so simpatico.
Speaker 1: Look yes, yes gloves, yes closure.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh jeez, you also have a lovely talk that
Speaker 2: you can wear.
Speaker 1: Oh. Another top. Oh it's another shirt. Okay, are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Are you even kidding me? We both got
Speaker 1: please tongue pune my part batch all right, Oh god,
Speaker 1: I will not be wearing this.
Speaker 2: I will not, Yes, you will so yes, So once again,
Speaker 2: I don't want you to just go pantsless.
Speaker 1: Okay, I even have these great pants.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, but you.
Speaker 1: Know, okay, okay, Wow, I have so many choices, you
Speaker 1: really do. Okay, these look like oh my, like they
Speaker 1: have a little daisies. They're like leggings, are light blue
Speaker 1: with like pink belt and little daisies in the yellow pockets.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh boil yea.
Speaker 2: Every woman when there is decked out lovely look fly
Speaker 2: you're going to need some accessories.
Speaker 1: Besides the bloody pads. Oh my god, Oh this feels significant. Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a purse. It's a popcorn a popcorn a
Speaker 1: bucket purse.
Speaker 2: Yes, I kind of. Now it's fun.
Speaker 1: I can wear it to the movie.
Speaker 2: Oh, totally fill up with now if you open it.
Speaker 2: There's also some surprises, and when that happens, Yes, what
Speaker 2: is Christmas without surprises? So these you can put on
Speaker 2: your credit.
Speaker 1: Card, they say, help me, I'm poor. Thanks a lot.
Speaker 1: There's stickers, a card sticker.
Speaker 2: They go on your credit card. Yes, this is for
Speaker 2: your car.
Speaker 1: Ask me about my explosive diarrhea.
Speaker 2: Thank you, welcome. And then this you can put on
Speaker 2: your computer. It says here, let me open that for you,
Speaker 2: miss King.
Speaker 1: That's my computer. This is for my car. This is
Speaker 1: for my cards. Yes, okay, it's a guy's face. Just
Speaker 1: ask mcfucking had it. Just about mcfucking had it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the McDonald's clown. Okay, Ronald McDonald.
Speaker 1: So there you want to say the ford like really
Speaker 1: is super loud like that, but I just did. Hey,
Speaker 1: I had to read what was in front.
Speaker 2: Now I've saved the best for last. Well, you know
Speaker 2: how much I love you.
Speaker 1: You were not kidding around this time. There's something else
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 2: Oh you'r change purse.
Speaker 1: Oh this is cute.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: Actually a little polaroid, like an old school polaroid. It's
Speaker 1: for change or it could be for like my aarpods
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, okay, exactly, thank you. That's so sweet.
Speaker 2: All right, sweet this crap in there? Okay, Now I
Speaker 2: expect to see that bumper sticker on your car. Tomarle, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll come looking. Oh, Marie, you might want to stick
Speaker 2: around for this.
Speaker 1: Oh she's sick, leave her alone.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's gonna want to stick around for this. So
Speaker 2: you know how much I love you?
Speaker 1: Yes, so obviously I can tell ye. So okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not looking.
Speaker 2: With this outfit. I got you a little.
Speaker 1: Another another cap. Oh, it says crop duster and it
Speaker 1: has a little pin on it that says I pooped today?
Speaker 2: Right, wow, exactly.
Speaker 1: That is just so special? So special?
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure?
Speaker 1: So is that it?
Speaker 2: No? God, So you know you're gonna need accessories to
Speaker 2: go with that. I mean, you know it is Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh. They're Taco Bell earrings with a Taco Bell like logo,
Speaker 1: and it says I ship I ship myself.
Speaker 2: I know how much you like Taco Bell. I love
Speaker 2: talking you do? Yes, yes, see how much what you're saying?
Speaker 1: I know you?
Speaker 2: And then you know me so well I do? And
Speaker 2: then close your eyes Okay, oh my god, so you
Speaker 2: know to keep the sun out of your eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh that's something you have not given me this year.
Speaker 1: So I just put them on without looking. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 3: They're remarkably normal.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with these.
Speaker 3: Heart shaped sunglasses.
Speaker 1: These are cute. Yeah, well I can wear these at night.
Speaker 3: It makes how many items do you have?
Speaker 2: Just a couple? Just a couple, next, next day?
Speaker 3: The limit.
Speaker 2: Okay, So once again another shirt.
Speaker 1: This one says oh really, no really, okay, it says,
Speaker 1: may I suggest the roast beef with a finger pointing
Speaker 1: down to my crop? Now that is disgusting, Eric, that
Speaker 1: is discussed.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the outpha that you will be wearing
Speaker 2: it too much?
Speaker 1: Oh no, so.
Speaker 2: Close your eyes.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, this is oh some undies.
Speaker 1: Yes, look we did the same kind of thing. It's
Speaker 1: Eric's face. You're wearing like a he's wearing like a
Speaker 1: Oh you were in your little yes, and it has
Speaker 1: I'll wear these. I will wear the heck out of
Speaker 1: these because your face.
Speaker 2: All over you wanted me to see your vagina, So
Speaker 2: now my little face will be pressed for.
Speaker 5: And then okay, this has got to be the last one.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, So I can't just have
Speaker 2: you go in those no and that shirt?
Speaker 1: No, so oh no more pants geez.
Speaker 2: So I figure you'll need to put something over those.
Speaker 1: Okay pants, Oh my god, these look like what are
Speaker 1: these called? Uh like? There their sheer, but like Little
Speaker 1: House on the Prairie used to wear them like they're
Speaker 1: like they're pinafores, pedal pushers, like.
Speaker 2: Leg a little and look where's my face?
Speaker 1: Oh? I have weight. I can't walk into Vonds wearing
Speaker 1: just well, you'll be wearing Wait, who says I'm losing? Okay,
Speaker 1: now I have almost all my things on? What are
Speaker 1: we at this point? Okay, here's here's what we can do.
Speaker 1: Either Eric can put on his outfit or you can
Speaker 1: imagine him with his outfit on. We'll just take pictures
Speaker 1: after and post those. Or he goes and changes into
Speaker 1: his outfit right now. Spect the shorts and uh the shirt. Brian,
Speaker 1: you make the call. What do you think before you
Speaker 1: make the final call about who won the Terrible Team
Speaker 1: who contest?
Speaker 3: I think what we should do is we should leave
Speaker 3: a little bit suspense. Okay, we'll end here. I'll push
Speaker 3: the results at the beginning of the next show with
Speaker 3: you guys dressed up.
Speaker 1: With the walk through.
Speaker 3: The walk through.
Speaker 1: I love this idea, and you know what you guys, Please,
Speaker 1: if you will, why don't you comment let us know
Speaker 1: you think who won this? I mean, even though Eric
Speaker 1: brought way more stuff than I did. That doesn't necessarily
Speaker 1: mean he won, right, right, right, right blinds not saying comment.
Speaker 3: Okay, I already suspect who I think I know the
Speaker 3: winner will be. But it depends on I guess what
Speaker 3: outfit combination we see? Okay, you guys have to decide
Speaker 3: which combination ends up being worn by each person.
Speaker 1: Okay, so next oh so next episode will the person
Speaker 1: be wearing the outfit on the show? Gotcha?
Speaker 3: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna have stay tuned to Thursday's show. Thank
Speaker 1: you for watching tonight. Good job Eric, and you're rocking
Speaker 1: that mullet. You look great.
Speaker 2: You look certifiable.
Speaker 1: I do mind?
Speaker 3: Do you look like a Disney movie villain from the
Speaker 3: late nineties?
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, looks like a ridiculous.
Speaker 2: You're gonna scare somebody people in Vonds coll but in Hillcrest.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, thank you guys so much for watching. And
Speaker 1: uh yeah, our last show of the year is gonna
Speaker 1: be on Thursday. We have a lot to say and
Speaker 1: a lot to do besides this, so make sure you
Speaker 1: stick around. Thank you doing jewelry. Thank you Ljoia Cosmetic.
Speaker 1: Love you so much. And thanks for watching. Love your podcast,
Speaker 1: Love your podcast, Bye bye,