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Brian's 22 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:26.239 behind the bike now, Brian, you we're judging this thing 23 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:28.799 tonight because the loser has to do the walk of 24 00:01:28.840 --> 00:01:32.120 shame at the bombs up the street wearing whatever the 25 00:01:32.159 --> 00:01:35.519 other person gets the other person and we have to 26 00:01:35.519 --> 00:01:39.719 talk to people on video. Okay, so you we don't 27 00:01:39.760 --> 00:01:41.719 have time for a poll or we don't have time 28 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:47.400 for our listeners to vote. Can you be impartial? Can 29 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:50.400 you be not favoring your boy over here? 30 00:01:50.560 --> 00:01:53.239 I just want in the pre polling, I gave you 31 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:54.319 a favorable rating. 32 00:01:54.439 --> 00:01:57.560 I know, and I appreciate that, and I just want 33 00:01:57.599 --> 00:02:01.840 that to continue to be in all fairs. 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Okay, so they did a story about 80 00:05:05.959 --> 00:05:11.160 Christmas songs and the most dangerous Christmas songs to drive to. 81 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:15.279 Did you know that there are songs that are dangerous 82 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:19.800 to drive to Christmas wise so, a study found that 83 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:22.319 songs with over a one hundred and twenty beats per 84 00:05:22.360 --> 00:05:29.439 minute can lead to dangerous driving habits. The worst song 85 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:32.920 to drive to Christmas song that'll get you all riled 86 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:34.959 up because it has. 87 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:36.600 Grandma got run over by a raid. 88 00:05:36.639 --> 00:05:39.720 Dear no, it has one hundred and seventy two beats 89 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:43.759 per minute and that's way over the one twenty is 90 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:47.720 a song that my kids laugh at me for because 91 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:50.759 it makes me so incredibly sad. It makes me want 92 00:05:50.759 --> 00:05:52.399 to cry. 93 00:05:52.439 --> 00:05:55.279 And here it is, Oh God. 94 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:57.439 Come on, come on, Frosty. 95 00:05:57.519 --> 00:06:12.800 Work that cannot be one hundred and seventy two beats permanent. 96 00:06:14.600 --> 00:06:17.399 I'm a fact check that I play. I play instruments 97 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:18.920 that sounds wrong. That's crazy. 98 00:06:19.959 --> 00:06:22.000 I would get mad just listening to this. 99 00:06:22.279 --> 00:06:26.279 Yeah, okay. It makes me so sad because he dies 100 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:29.879 at the end. He basically dies every year, and it's 101 00:06:29.920 --> 00:06:34.199 like I'll be back again someday, and it makes me 102 00:06:34.360 --> 00:06:38.439 so sad. My kids used to laugh so hard, like, Mom, 103 00:06:38.759 --> 00:06:41.439 what is wrong with you? It's Frosty the snowmad. I'm like, 104 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:43.959 it makes me so sad because he melts. 105 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:45.720 I'm gonna side with your kids. 106 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:47.680 I know, I know, I know. 107 00:06:47.959 --> 00:06:48.360 Yeah. 108 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:50.839 So the other one that's dangerous to drive to is 109 00:06:50.920 --> 00:06:53.439 all I want for Christmas? Is You from Mariah Carey? 110 00:06:54.120 --> 00:06:55.920 Well, that would just shatter your windshield. 111 00:06:56.079 --> 00:06:59.600 Yeah, one hundred and fifty minute beats per minute. And 112 00:06:59.639 --> 00:07:01.560 then Realise Navide. 113 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:02.399 That's a great song. 114 00:07:02.920 --> 00:07:06.360 Yuck, Belie on my dog. Have you heard of that? Okay? 115 00:07:06.439 --> 00:07:06.839 Anyway? 116 00:07:07.279 --> 00:07:10.120 Uh and nine beats per minute? And then Santa Claus 117 00:07:10.240 --> 00:07:13.480 is coming to town the Jackson five rendish of it, 118 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:17.240 and then Happy Christmas War is over John Lennon and Yoko. 119 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:18.639 Oh no, that's a slow song. 120 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:20.040 I know, I don't know. It has one hundred and 121 00:07:20.079 --> 00:07:22.480 forty six beats per minute. That's what it says. 122 00:07:22.560 --> 00:07:22.879 Okay? 123 00:07:23.240 --> 00:07:24.879 Am I a scrooge that I don't like any of 124 00:07:24.879 --> 00:07:25.920 the songs on this list? 125 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:27.240 What's your favorite Christmas song? 126 00:07:28.199 --> 00:07:29.639 Do you like? Let It Snow? Let It Snow? 127 00:07:30.079 --> 00:07:32.279 I like Silent Night and the Whole Holy Night? 128 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:34.959 Those are good, they're good, but they're like those are 129 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:36.519 like this? What about Happy One? 130 00:07:36.639 --> 00:07:38.160 I love my grown up Christmas list. 131 00:07:38.399 --> 00:07:41.279 Sleigh Ride's my favorite, but the ones without lyrics. 132 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:43.800 I like Santa Baby, I. 133 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:48.319 Like Jess Nuts Roasting, I don't open no fire, but 134 00:07:48.360 --> 00:07:50.519 we used to when I was with the Jump and 135 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:54.279 Chair Show. We used to come because we said, Jops 136 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:55.120 nuts roasting. 137 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:56.439 Is that what it was? Oh? 138 00:07:56.560 --> 00:08:02.000 I knew it, Jeff's nuts roasting open. Now here's the problem. 139 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:04.839 We worked at a station that played all Christmas music 140 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:10.240 from like Thanksgare all right, So we would kind of 141 00:08:10.279 --> 00:08:14.040 get a little flap happy. Yeah, hearing the songs all 142 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:17.920 the time, so we would make up turney lyrics all amazing. 143 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:18.879 It was horrible. 144 00:08:19.600 --> 00:08:22.000 It was horrible. What about Rudolph. 145 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:24.439 I saw my mommy humping Santa Claus. 146 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:28.199 No, I don't know that. No, Uh, I wish it 147 00:08:28.240 --> 00:08:29.600 could be Christmas from Wizard. 148 00:08:29.639 --> 00:08:30.000 I don't know. 149 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:33.240 Have yourself a merry little Christmas. That's a beautiful song. 150 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:36.559 I like that one, the Judy Garland one. And then 151 00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:40.679 I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, Santa Claus whatever. 152 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:44.080 I never saw that anyway. 153 00:08:44.279 --> 00:08:49.360 Yeah, that would be that would be crazy, even the kissing, 154 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:52.120 because you saw Santa kissing your mom. 155 00:08:52.200 --> 00:08:55.679 Well, the joke is it's obvious. Imagine you come downstairs 156 00:08:55.720 --> 00:08:57.039 and your dad's dressed to say to your mom's like, 157 00:08:57.080 --> 00:09:00.480 let's do it right now, or you're. 158 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:03.080 A kid and you think it is Santa, and Santa's 159 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:06.440 kissing romantically your mother. That's not okay. 160 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:08.960 In my book, Santa's got game. 161 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:13.519 I don't know anyway, that's what I have. Oh my gosh, 162 00:09:13.600 --> 00:09:15.639 I'm excited to give the gifts. But we do have 163 00:09:15.679 --> 00:09:18.519 a Double D segment we do to get through because 164 00:09:18.559 --> 00:09:22.159 some things have happened before we get to our big 165 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:25.840 contest that we've been We've been cooking at each other 166 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:29.039 for the last couple of weeks about Ruthless. By the way, 167 00:09:29.120 --> 00:09:30.960 Oh stop at me, Oh my god, every time I 168 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:33.799 talk to him. It's getting old. Just wait. So I'm 169 00:09:33.799 --> 00:09:37.360 glad it's over, but too so cue the Double D 170 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:44.039 music and let's get down to it. You can turn 171 00:09:44.120 --> 00:09:45.360 my mic up if you want to. 172 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:48.799 Well, we we all know that vander pump Rules is 173 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:50.360 not coming back with the old cast. 174 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:52.080 Right there we go, I'm back on. 175 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:54.279 Oh are you yes? 176 00:09:54.320 --> 00:09:55.039 I just heard that. 177 00:09:55.279 --> 00:09:57.320 Yes, they are not returning. 178 00:09:57.720 --> 00:10:02.320 So Sheena's not returning, and and La LA's na returning, 179 00:10:02.600 --> 00:10:03.639 and neither Kennedy. 180 00:10:04.519 --> 00:10:08.799 Speaking of James Kennedy, he was arrested over the weekend 181 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:12.080 for battery on his girlfriend Ali luber No. 182 00:10:12.159 --> 00:10:17.519 Not Allie, not the cute, little, innocent, beautiful Allie. 183 00:10:18.720 --> 00:10:22.519 I believe it was Kathy Hilton's Christmas party and he 184 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:24.039 Bodi slammed her. 185 00:10:24.639 --> 00:10:27.519 What Yeah, well he must be off the wagon, so. 186 00:10:27.600 --> 00:10:28.720 He was arrested. 187 00:10:29.440 --> 00:10:32.879 Oh no, that's bad on all Yeah. 188 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:34.840 Well, we know that storyline won't be playing out in 189 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:35.840 vanderbub browls. 190 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:38.320 No, well, no, they're not on it anymore. So have 191 00:10:38.360 --> 00:10:40.240 they recast the show? 192 00:10:40.639 --> 00:10:42.480 I guess it's going to be a new cast. I 193 00:10:42.480 --> 00:10:42.840 don't know. 194 00:10:43.480 --> 00:10:45.840 You don't know when it's airing, or if it's been 195 00:10:45.879 --> 00:10:46.879 shot or anything. 196 00:10:47.039 --> 00:10:48.799 Or even if anybody's been cast yet. 197 00:10:48.960 --> 00:10:51.440 Oh my gosh, I don't know if I like that. 198 00:10:51.759 --> 00:10:55.960 I don't. I think I like my returning characters cast members. 199 00:10:55.960 --> 00:10:59.600 But whatever, Okay, isn't Stossy going to be on something 200 00:11:00.639 --> 00:11:01.600 She's like going to be on? 201 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:03.120 Yeah, but I don't remember what it was? 202 00:11:03.240 --> 00:11:04.440 Like an offshoot of like. 203 00:11:04.639 --> 00:11:06.080 I think it's that vander Pump Villa. 204 00:11:06.399 --> 00:11:08.919 Yes, yes, yes, that's it. That's okay. 205 00:11:10.960 --> 00:11:16.840 Kim Kardashian's Skims has a store now. Oh and she 206 00:11:16.919 --> 00:11:19.159 showed up for the grand opening in that scooter because 207 00:11:19.200 --> 00:11:20.480 she broke her foot. 208 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:25.559 Oh really, yeah, you know, have you seen that skims. 209 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:28.080 I don't know if it's a bra, a dress, a 210 00:11:28.159 --> 00:11:30.000 shirt that has built in nips. 211 00:11:30.399 --> 00:11:34.240 Uh huh, Yeah, that's wild. I mean, well, you don't 212 00:11:34.240 --> 00:11:34.879 eat one of those. 213 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:37.960 I don't. I work to cover them up at all costs, 214 00:11:37.960 --> 00:11:41.519 Like I wouldn't want to be walking around with popping 215 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:42.799 out cold in the studio. 216 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:46.840 I don't understand why the whole craze around skims. They're 217 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:48.679 really that's expensive air. 218 00:11:49.559 --> 00:11:52.440 It's very expensive. I do have one item from skims, 219 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:55.440 and it's a long black dress and I have to 220 00:11:55.480 --> 00:11:57.919 tell you that every time. It's just just basic kind 221 00:11:57.919 --> 00:12:00.559 of loungey dress, but it's form fitting and it goes 222 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:02.600 all the way to my ankle, I mean like almost 223 00:12:02.639 --> 00:12:05.639 to my feet, and I get so many compliments on it. 224 00:12:05.639 --> 00:12:08.679 It's just the materials really nice st it's well made. 225 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:12.440 But it is very expensive. Yeah yeah, very expensive. But 226 00:12:12.519 --> 00:12:14.320 I do want to I would love a lounge suit, 227 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:15.399 would you. 228 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:20.559 Well, maybe there'll be one in your bag. Okay, daddy, 229 00:12:21.080 --> 00:12:24.919 yeah baby? 230 00:12:25.279 --> 00:12:26.080 Why did I say that? 231 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:27.519 On my little sugar baby? 232 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:28.879 Go back to the scripts. 233 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:35.200 Okay, So the last thing I have is this girl, 234 00:12:36.679 --> 00:12:42.240 this girl that was on I believe she was on TikTok. 235 00:12:42.919 --> 00:12:45.320 She slept with a thousand guys in the twenty four 236 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:45.960 hour period. 237 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:48.080 No, no, her. 238 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:51.840 Name is Lily Phillips and she took on a thousand 239 00:12:51.919 --> 00:12:53.159 dudes in twenty four hours. 240 00:12:53.240 --> 00:12:55.279 It's not a porn it's not a TikTok chick. It's 241 00:12:55.320 --> 00:12:55.879 a porn star. 242 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:57.360 Oh is she a porn star? 243 00:12:57.480 --> 00:13:00.120 Yeah, but it was only one hundred, but she's playing 244 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:02.519 on doing a thousand. So I heard, Oh god, I 245 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:05.080 made the cycles on every social media platform. 246 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:08.840 It did, and she was exhausted and tired, and I 247 00:13:08.840 --> 00:13:10.080 can't imagine why she. 248 00:13:10.039 --> 00:13:11.960 Looked there was The big thing was there was an 249 00:13:11.960 --> 00:13:14.919 interview afterwards, or well not afterwards. This guy flew out 250 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:17.080 there just to interview her after she did it, and 251 00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:19.480 she looked traumatized after it. But then she annound she 252 00:13:19.519 --> 00:13:20.720 was gonna do a thousand or something. 253 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:23.120 What a what a classy team? 254 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:26.320 That would be horrendous. 255 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:29.639 Well can you imagine being one of the guys too, 256 00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:31.159 Like who's waiting? 257 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:34.279 I know one of the hunt there. So there are 258 00:13:34.279 --> 00:13:36.840 a hundred guys out there just fine. 259 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:39.600 Was doing it like a gross's thing. Do you remember 260 00:13:39.639 --> 00:13:41.399 the Houston five hundred? Do you remember that. 261 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:42.720 No, I don't know what that is. 262 00:13:42.759 --> 00:13:45.000 She was a porn star that did five hundred guys 263 00:13:45.039 --> 00:13:49.960 in literally like a day. And the big drama over 264 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:51.519 it was that a lot of the guys that were 265 00:13:51.559 --> 00:13:56.039 there were married and their wives found out. 266 00:13:57.279 --> 00:14:00.519 Well yeah, just like that Ashley Madison documentary. 267 00:14:00.559 --> 00:14:02.240 Oh that was crazy. 268 00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:04.440 Why have you watched The Girl's Gun Wild one on 269 00:14:04.480 --> 00:14:06.720 Peacock Joe Friend? 270 00:14:06.799 --> 00:14:09.639 Oh? Is it great? Good? Is it similar? 271 00:14:10.039 --> 00:14:10.440 Yeah? 272 00:14:10.559 --> 00:14:13.759 Okay, I'm in I need something new to watch. I've 273 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:14.960 already watched all my ninety days. 274 00:14:15.000 --> 00:14:16.759 It's like we're kind of in a weird point culturally 275 00:14:16.759 --> 00:14:19.960 where we can't decide if we think like sex is 276 00:14:19.960 --> 00:14:24.960 a sacred thing or not, because on the one hand, 277 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:27.840 you got people who you know, do one hundred people 278 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.039 once and you're like ugh on. In the other hand, 279 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:31.799 we don't really treat it much better than that, like 280 00:14:31.960 --> 00:14:35.399 in regular conversation. A lot of times, it's like it's 281 00:14:35.399 --> 00:14:38.679 got like a weird like it. It feels like it's 282 00:14:38.840 --> 00:14:40.200 it'll define how we view it. 283 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:44.120 Okay, Well let me okay, So let me ask you this. 284 00:14:44.919 --> 00:14:52.399 If I was if I started out twenty twenty five 285 00:14:53.639 --> 00:14:56.919 having like five guys on my roster that I would 286 00:14:56.919 --> 00:14:58.639 go through and just kind of went through like a 287 00:14:58.679 --> 00:15:02.399 slut phase or whatever. Would you see that as really like, 288 00:15:02.879 --> 00:15:05.600 oh god lord, that's just awful, or would you be like, oh, 289 00:15:05.600 --> 00:15:06.159 well whatever. 290 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:08.799 I think it depends. Is it like healthy for you 291 00:15:08.840 --> 00:15:10.559 in the sense, like is this like a like a 292 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:13.559 manifestation of some like issues you're you're trying to work 293 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:15.200 through and you're just trying to I guess bury it 294 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:18.360 with no sexuality, or you're just literally just having fun. 295 00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:20.559 This isn't like a cross addiction thing. 296 00:15:20.639 --> 00:15:23.120 No, not like an addiction, but just like it's just 297 00:15:23.159 --> 00:15:25.240 like a healthy expression of behavior. 298 00:15:25.639 --> 00:15:28.440 Well, it's just something I've never done before. I've never 299 00:15:28.519 --> 00:15:32.399 had a slut phase, not that I need to have one, 300 00:15:32.519 --> 00:15:33.639 but I'm just recommended. 301 00:15:33.679 --> 00:15:35.480 I don't know if it'd be like a terrible thing 302 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:35.879 for you. 303 00:15:36.200 --> 00:15:38.080 I don't know if I don't think I could do it. 304 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:39.799 It's really I guess it's a personal press. 305 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:41.080 Because it's to me it is a little bit. It 306 00:15:41.120 --> 00:15:43.399 is safe. I mean, it's sacred. You do it with 307 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:47.039 one person you really really like, and then you don't, 308 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:49.440 like the next day, do it it's some different dude 309 00:15:49.679 --> 00:15:52.440 or the same day or oh my god. 310 00:15:52.480 --> 00:15:53.240 Or back to back. 311 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:56.200 No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. 312 00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:58.159 I mean it's really I guess at this point it's 313 00:15:58.159 --> 00:16:00.360 just everyone's personal preference. That's why there's so much argument 314 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:02.960 over it. Yeah, but like you know, body count is 315 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:04.559 like a big contentious topic. 316 00:16:05.320 --> 00:16:09.200 Yeah. Well, I I don't know. In twenty twenty five, 317 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:13.120 one of our topics for the podcast is going to 318 00:16:13.159 --> 00:16:18.519 be me finding love and we're going to figure it out. 319 00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:21.600 It's gonna be a short one, real fast. 320 00:16:21.840 --> 00:16:23.600 So no, I'm being serious about it. 321 00:16:23.679 --> 00:16:26.879 I'm being serious, all right, I'm I'm working on something 322 00:16:26.960 --> 00:16:27.399 right now. 323 00:16:27.600 --> 00:16:29.399 You always say that, Well. 324 00:16:29.200 --> 00:16:33.399 No, this is a good one. So remember remember the 325 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:34.960 sugar Baby's website. 326 00:16:35.759 --> 00:16:36.759 Yes, I've heard of it. 327 00:16:37.039 --> 00:16:40.360 Okay, So I'm trying to get somebody on the show 328 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:45.480 that was on that website. I was written a book about. 329 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:46.279 It, okay. 330 00:16:46.720 --> 00:16:47.000 Yeah. 331 00:16:47.879 --> 00:16:50.279 Remember I tried to be on sugar Daddy dot Calm 332 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:52.559 way back in the day, but I got kicked off. Yeah, guys, 333 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:53.759 I forgot what I did wrong? 334 00:16:54.679 --> 00:16:55.320 Too nasty? 335 00:16:55.559 --> 00:16:58.039 No, I think I was. I was just too clueless. 336 00:16:58.279 --> 00:17:00.120 I didn't know what the heck I was doing. I 337 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:02.279 don't know, like the rent a friend thing. 338 00:17:03.200 --> 00:17:04.079 Oh god, I. 339 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:06.160 Know I will never live that down. Never. 340 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:06.680 Never. 341 00:17:07.400 --> 00:17:09.880 Okay, So you sign up for weird stuff I do. 342 00:17:10.039 --> 00:17:12.079 I do all in the name of a few extra 343 00:17:12.160 --> 00:17:15.599 bucks and some fun content. But you know what, you're 344 00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:16.960 kind of kind of scary. 345 00:17:16.839 --> 00:17:19.519 Kind of like a prostitute who just doesn't do stuff. 346 00:17:19.759 --> 00:17:20.000 True. 347 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:22.599 I do all the other weird stuff, like become a 348 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:25.359 friend to some lonely guy in bell ball Park for 349 00:17:25.400 --> 00:17:25.720 an hour. 350 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:30.000 Yeah fifty that escorting, No. 351 00:17:29.839 --> 00:17:33.599 I didn't. Escorting is when you like, actually have relations. 352 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:36.880 Well it's it's escorting is not guaranteed. It's just kind 353 00:17:36.880 --> 00:17:39.160 of implied. He probably thought there was an implication. 354 00:17:40.079 --> 00:17:42.400 Well, when he did actually show up at some of 355 00:17:42.440 --> 00:17:44.759 my station events, I got a little worry. Yeah wait 356 00:17:44.799 --> 00:17:47.519 what uh huh Yeah, there was that whole thing. So 357 00:17:47.559 --> 00:17:50.079 I'm like, m this wasn't a good idea. 358 00:17:50.839 --> 00:17:52.880 He turned out poorly, didn't. 359 00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:54.799 Turn out good, did not turn out good at all. 360 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:55.240 It did not. 361 00:17:55.720 --> 00:17:56.160 That was over. 362 00:17:56.200 --> 00:17:58.400 That was a long time ago. So anyway, now. 363 00:17:59.119 --> 00:18:01.880 Leave me alone, but be sure listen to our podcast Thursday. 364 00:18:03.079 --> 00:18:11.880 Thay like comment, chair's right, your friends, Okay, now how 365 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:14.720 do we want to do this. Let's bring up the 366 00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:20.400 Christmas music, because it's time. We've done a lot of crap. 367 00:18:20.119 --> 00:18:26.400 Talk a lot of it, show me the money. 368 00:18:24.920 --> 00:18:30.599 And now it's time. And I was annicking yesterday and 369 00:18:30.599 --> 00:18:35.960 today because I lost a crucial gift for you, and 370 00:18:36.039 --> 00:18:38.599 I'm like, what am I gonna do? This is like 371 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:42.559 one of my This is like the creme de la creme. 372 00:18:44.160 --> 00:18:46.960 And I was I was looking over I couldn't figure 373 00:18:46.960 --> 00:18:49.200 it out. Like my garage is a complete disaster. I'm like, 374 00:18:49.200 --> 00:18:51.400 if it's in there, I'm screwed. There's no way I'm 375 00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:54.559 going to find it. I found it God, just in 376 00:18:54.640 --> 00:18:55.160 time today. 377 00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:55.680 Good for you. 378 00:18:55.880 --> 00:18:57.920 All right? So do we want to do like one 379 00:18:57.960 --> 00:19:01.839 in one? Do we want to do an? Okay? So 380 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:05.160 why don't you go first with your first volley? 381 00:19:05.920 --> 00:19:06.799 Okay? 382 00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:10.599 And I didn't wrap any of your gifts, okay, so 383 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:12.599 I think I'll just hand them to you with your 384 00:19:12.599 --> 00:19:14.319 eyes closed. You can open them if you want to 385 00:19:14.319 --> 00:19:17.480 do that, sure, Okay, So why don't you start? 386 00:19:17.960 --> 00:19:18.480 Okay? 387 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:20.640 And uh, here we go. 388 00:19:21.039 --> 00:19:23.000 Well, ladies first. 389 00:19:22.839 --> 00:19:24.240 Okay, so you want me to start thinking? 390 00:19:24.279 --> 00:19:25.599 You should start? Wait? Is it? 391 00:19:26.200 --> 00:19:27.039 Are they in bags? 392 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:30.240 Yeah? All the presents are in one bag. I'm going 393 00:19:30.319 --> 00:19:32.680 to hand it to them one at a time. We're 394 00:19:32.720 --> 00:19:34.160 not unwrapping them, but but they go. 395 00:19:34.440 --> 00:19:35.880 I was gonna say, just hand the bag, limp, pull 396 00:19:35.920 --> 00:19:37.200 everything well. 397 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:40.519 Because each one has a story, kind of has a storyline. 398 00:19:40.799 --> 00:19:44.599 Okay, please, Brian, okay, all right, do you think don't 399 00:19:44.599 --> 00:19:45.160 make her mad? 400 00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:49.559 I'm deducting points though, Oh my god, stop, don't get 401 00:19:49.559 --> 00:19:51.640