Speaker 1: Welcome lovers to Vanity Farrah. My name is Chris Farrah,
and today I have a brand new show for you.
Can you tell because I'm speaking in this kind of voice.
This voice is kind of like my cost one oh
three point five after hours voice, like the one that
takes requests. Wants you to shout out the people that
mean something to you and maybe send them a little
love song their way. Anyway, don't worry, I'm gonna get
out of that and get back to like my Californians.
Here it is. We are talking brand new show. This
is Polly. This is season one, it's episode one. Let's
talk about it, you guys. Okay, So this is Polly
is on AMC streaming. It is from the same people
that brought us Love after lock Up. And we know
this because one couple, and by a couple, I mean Throppol, Cammi, Trent,
and Nita were introduced to us on this season seven,
episode nine of Love After lock Up, so it's only
too easy for us to bridge right over to the show.
Not a lot of episodes for season one, although there
is a lot of fun characters with interesting lives, interesting looks,
and we're going to talk about it, you guys, Here's
the thing. I I would like to think of myself
as being experimental or someone that would try new things.
So when it comes to polyamory, like on paper, I'm like,
I'm a cool girl, and like I'm chill, and like
I'm super modern and I'm very young, So why not
like this thing, like you know, that's like become a
big thing and just like get fucked all the time
by different people. But the other part of me, the
part that knows myself and knows like how you know, sensitive,
how jealous or like possessive I can be, or how
like I want someone to be devoted to me or
maybe you call it insecure attachment or whatever. Like that
part of me that exists, I mean, one hundred percent
knows I can't do that, right, I can't do that.
I really like the idea of just having one person.
I'm someone who's had many codependent relationships, mostly with women,
even though I'm heterosexual, you know what I mean. So
I already live in a world where I would I
only need one but me and this one person, like
you know, a ride or die. Now I'm single, So
you know, as I say this, what if I just
suddenly just fall in love with two people and become
someone's third. I'm not quite sure. It's just that I
like the idea of someone liking me the most. I
want to be the most liked you can like that person,
but like when it comes to love and like forever,
like fuck that person. It's me and you, right, And
if it's not me and you, I'll kill you. I mean,
you know, it's just like I won't kill you, but like,
you know, I'll get the fuck out of there because
like either my ego can't handle it or yeah, I'm
just I just need to be worshiped in a certain way.
And so if you are more invested in someone else,
I won't even be turned on by you. Then I'll
just consider you a lost cause and let go of
you into the sea. And then I'll like, you know,
say goodbye to Jack, and I'll float on my piece
of timber to you know, ashore, and I'll live for
the rest of my days, you know, with a huge necklace,
just like Rose from Titanic. It was a Titanic joke
this whole time, okay, you know me, I make references
from the Year of Our Lords in nineties and two thousands,
only they're early aughts. But here we are. So this
is Polly and this is my recap. So my babes,
I have pictures? Shall we start with the thropple from Oh? Yes,
I realize I don't have their picture. I only have
their love Oh I do? Okay. So this was them
on Love after lock Up. It was Trent and Nita,
But in real life this is Nita. She looks much better.
They gave her a much better bubble picture in this one.
Cammy and Trent. Now, if you listened to My Love
After Lockup, I've already said the following things. Cammy looks
like Rachel Dalizel's sister like she like she just the hair,
the face. She looks like Rachel Dalzol. It's Cammy Dollisol okay.
And Trent looks like Walter Goggins, you know, said Goggins
or Higgins go. I think it's Goggins, like baby Billy
from Righteous Demstones. Okay. Anita looks like God Bless Nita. Okay.
Now the other thing you should know about them is
that Cammi and Trent are married. They're fifty four and
fifty five. They married. They married after high school, they
were like in a Christian church that seemed awfully conservative,
and then they had six kids and one of their
kids tragically died, and when their son died in his teens,
the church just didn't give them the understanding love and
support that they expected and they felt really weird about it.
So they end up moving to Redding, California, and then
they're like, fuck what we've been doing, which is like
trying to fit a square peg into a round hole.
He's like, mischley, your hole. She's like anyway, They're like,
we're gonna do us. We're going to live for ourselves
because because we've been boxed in this whole time by
this religion. Fuck that religion, and our child died, so
you know, time is fleeting. So we're going to live
life on our terms. And our terms is that we
like to get down. It feels like they were in
like the swinging lifestyle, Like they were in the lifestyle right,
and what happened was they go to a newdist resort,
like an adult nudist resort, which I'm also like fascinated
by because again also like in the nineties and the aughts,
when you would get magazines some magazines in the back
had like the classified ads, and I always heard of
this place called hedonism, and there's hedonism too. I don't
know if they still exist. I'm assuming so. And what
happens is like I think you go to these places
like in I don't know, it's the Bahamas or the
dr or something like that, and they're like resorts, maybe
all inclusive, and what they also include is just fucking
like it's like adult only parties and like naked parties,
and like it's kind of like that thing where you
get drunk, like on my ties and like you know,
you're just like naked or like you just take off
your top or whatever and then like some person gives
you an eye and you're like hey, room three four
four on the bluff or whatever, and then like you
just leave your you know, screen door open and they
just come in and they just like come in, you
know what I'm saying. And I also haven't tried that,
and you would think I had, just by like the
way that I lay that out. But there's also like
a certain kind of hot quality of that just that
like here's the thing. I wish I could do that,
But as I tell you, like this like sort of fantasy.
There's a like harsh reality, and a harsh reality would
be what would actually happen. I'm a boozy ass bitch,
and I would go to a place that I was like,
this place is old or smells and it's dirty or whatever,
and then I'll be like, I don't like anyone here. Literally,
I'm getting it from the hotel and itck from all
of the guests, and I'd be like, why did I
spend four thousand dollars on this when I could have
taken myself to like Kawai or something and then just
like been somewhere lovely. Maybe it doesn't have to try it,
Maybe not hedonism or hedonism too. I also like the
idea that they made like a part two? Does hedonism
one still exist? Is hedonism to even more adult? And
I think there's also like theme weekends, right, like is
there musical theater weekend? That'd you mean a lot of gays? Yeah?
Like I am fascinated by it, and I kind of
wish there were more like documentaries on it. It feels
like maybe there was like one real sex episode about
it and that was it, and that was not enough
real episode real sex episodes for me. You guys, okay,
should talk about the show. Sure. So, as we know,
Cammy and Trent go to anudas resort and that's when
Nita walks up right to Cammy and says the magic words,
which is that she will fuck Trent just to get
to her, and Trent got a bonner and he was like,
I'll do it, and then Cammy was like okay, and
Cammy just fell fucking headfirst into Nita's vagina but also
Nita's heart. They love each other. Meanwhile, Trent's like and me,
you know, which is great. So now obviously they were
a crossover from Love After lock Up. They don't talk
about Nita being locked up for two months for a
dui at all on this episode. In fact, you wouldn't
even know that they had come from Love after lock
Up because, for instance, I started watching this as Polly
before I watched that episode of Love After lock Up,
and I had no idea that that existed. So I
watched this episode, I'm like, these people are great, and
then I watched Love up to lock Up and I'm like, wait,
those people I know them, and I was like, holy shit,
it's smart, smart what they're doing it's like introducing it.
It's like when you were watching a television show and
they introduced a character and then gave that character a
spin off that like, you know, they wanted to secure
the fan base for the show by using the pre
existing fan base. It's smart marketing. So if you haven't
watched Love After lock Up and you're just watching this
as Polly, you should know that Nita and Cammy and
Trent at one point get in a fight. And when
they get in a fight, Nita relapses on drugs, one
of them and gets a DUI and then goes to
prison or jail for two months. And then immediately when
she comes out of the fucking business door or whatever
the jail door, they bring her champagne and she pops
a bottle of sham pain like right there. And this
also caused us, you know, to take some pause to
be like, well, should you be doing that? Also, she
did not be drinking maybe, but you know what, if
you didn't watch Up the lock Up, you would never
think that. So here's just some backstory. So here we
are now as we know fifty four fifty five, those
are the ages of Cami and Trent. Nita's thirty nine,
so she's a spring chicken. Now it's funny because Cammy
looks really good for her age to me, like, I
don't think that Cami and Nita look that far off
in ages that they're sixteen years apart. Right, yes, yes,
math isn't my forte. Nora's talking. Okay, So I said
Cami and Trent had six kids. Maybe they only have
four kids, and I'm sorry about that. But one of
their kids, maybe they had six to one on them.
So one of their kids, the youngest, is name is Zoe.
Now Zoe's also on Love After lock Up, but on
This Is Polly, we get a lot more information about Zoe.
Zoe's also Polly, so she like loves the fact that
her parents are like Soup's liberal like this, Zoe's living
her Polly life too, honey, like in college. But like
you know, that means that she gets to go to
Coachella and just like you know, with all her girlfriends,
and I mean, have fun, you know what I'm saying.
Probably do MDMA, That's what I think. Or shrooms, you know. Now,
Cammy and Nita have interesting eyebrows. Nita for sure has
eyebrows that like only a mother could love and you know,
not a mother with taste. Cammy's eyebrows are not as intense,
but everyone's everyone. Everyone has like, you know, everyone's sporting
ethnic hare. They're both white ladies that are sporting ethnic hare.
Maybe Na's not one hundred percent why. I'm not quite sure.
Maybe I shouldn't open my mouth, but you know, I'm saying,
like that's what's happening there now. Nita and Cammy and
Trent have been doing the thing for a hot ass minute,
and there are whole ass adults. But I guess Cammy
and Trent this episode want to come out like for
some reason, they feel like they need to compose an
email to all their friends and family, mostly their family,
and be like we're in a polyamorous polycule with Nita
and we're letting it be known. And I think it's
kind of like maybe like when the holidays come, you know,
like Trent's dads like come over to my house and
Trent doesn't feel like he can bring Nita. You know
what I'm saying, Trent has daddy issues. You know, Trent
has always been like the golden boy. He said, you know,
like did what daddy wanted and he feels, you know,
death reliant on his dad accepting him. He really wants
to maintain the air that you know, he's a good boy,
and that's caused him strife because he's like fifty five.
So at some point he wants to like cut the
umbilical cord and be like, fuck it, this is who
I am and if you don't like it, that's fine.
I'm old and so I'm just gonna live my life.
And at the same time, you're even older. You're my dad,
and so your options are to accept me the way
I am and have a relationship with me or not.
And it's really you that's gonna suffer because you're gonna
need me soon, buddy, you need me soon. So you know,
get with the program. That's kind of what it is.
But so basically Cammy has to write a letter to
them about all this. Now it's very obvious that Cammy
just opens chat GPT and writes a letter and uses
chat GPT to write a letter. It's all of the
happy CHPT jargon, like their propensity for making like short
bullet points sentences maybe with alliteration and those dashes, like
this is supposed to be like an important letter where
you like expose your soul. And she's like, yeah, chatchept, chatchy,
And first of all, I'd never used chatchept, so I win.
But also I'm assuming I don't know how you do it,
but like I'm assuming that you're like, hey, Chatchypt, please
write me a letter where I tell my parents that
I'm coming out as a pan sexual polycule person alliteration
with Nita and we're loud and proud Polly, And you know,
chatchept does. Now. I would like to think that you
also had to get chat chept to like make a
Facebook status, because Cammie and Trent surely seem like people
that make Facebook statuses, daily Facebook statuses, you know, and like,
Cammy's probably done it all. Cammy's probably done a Facebook
status which is like, can't tell anyone why, but please
send your prayers before I get some bad news or something.
You know. Couple us. There's a certain person and either
they're like in a certain geographical area, or they're like
a certain age, or they have like a certain personality
disorder that loves to have people worry about them and
show concern about them by like vague statuses, right, big book,
and Well, it's funny because I mean I think it's crazy,
Like I think that's crazy talk. And I think that
like the minute I see that, I'm like file it
away that that person is not to be trusted. That
person doesn't know how they come off and doesn't have
like a grasp of reality. Because it's really weird to
me to be like, please send me good vibes. I'm
about to get information I don't know how to deal with.
And it's like, if you are so beclemed, if you
are in need of support, why you wouldn't just call
the people in your life or stop by the holms
or make people that you like come over to your
home to actually give you what you want, which is
like connection and support. Because what you're gonna get in
a Facebook status is like multiple notifications of likes and comments,
and that is just weird dopamine hits without like any
sort of genuine, sincere love or connection behind them. Yeah,
I just think it's so crazy. You know, I'm not
saying every Facebook status is crazy, you know, I'm talking
about the big booking. Okay, So, but also I feel like,
you know, like the people that get mad on Facebook
fucked American Airlines. You know, it's like all of those
ones are just like, oh my god, that's crazy. But
I do feel like Hammy and Trent came out on
Facebook also like had chat gibt with all the dashes,
be like, and you know, Cammi and Trent have different
Facebook profiles, and so she tagged Nita taged Trent, so
they all had like a shared situation where they we're like, you, guys,
we are in a polyamorous relationship. So if you're gonna
invite one of us to a party and expect all
three to come, please put extra burgers and hot dogs
on the grill, you know, please buy Nita a present.
So you know, Cammy sends that out and they get
some people don't even respond, which is their correct answer,
but they also get like some aunts and some like
sisters and cousins who are like, this is weird, and
whatever you do, don't let other people know because it's weird.
And it's like, well, that has nothing to do with you, girl,
Like if you think these people are weird, then let
them be weird together. But like, don't tell someone else
how to live and don't tell them they're being weird
because they don't give a fucking care, Like they're already
sending you this email. They're past that. That's weird. They're
past that. I think. I think it's interesting now Trent
is like losing his goddamn mind because like his dad
hasn't written back, and he doesn't know how his dad feels.
And I'm like, you know, his old dad, you know,
is probably like, you know, beyond a boom or whatever
the boomer generation of boomers are, and so he you know,
realizes that his dad's like what a weird pussy cuckold,
you know whatever he's going to say about his son.
I don't know if he uses the word cuckled or pussy,
but you know what I'm saying, Like his dad's mine.
Here's the thing, Trent. Let's just Trent has some quality,
like you know whatever, he is like a little too
soft or whatever it is. His dad knows. His dad
Ben knowsing like Trent is. I think has one brother
that's a real fuck up. So Trent's always been better
in you know, the family's mind than his like brother.
But like, I don't think his dad is like gonna
be that shock that Trent has a little extra to him.
I think parents mostly know their kids. I mean, you know,
of course they you know. I think that they sometimes
deny what they know, but like parents usually know. I mean,
unless you really spend no time with your kid, or
unless you're a narcissist, and therefore when you look at
your kid, all you see is like a smaller version
of you, then you really don't know your kid. You
just know, like whatever your version of yourself you want
to pretend your kid is. You know. Okay, Nita has guilt,
right because Nita is the reason all this is happening.
And so Nita sees Trent crying and she's like, I
did that. But also Nita knows the only way she
can get to Cammy's cooch is fucking Trent sometimes, so
she has to deal with Trent, and she, you know,
doesn't really want to. Cammy's like, well, he does make
good money, you know, and the kids love him, you know,
not his dad so much, but our kids do. Cammy's
also only known, you know, Trent as like a codependent
person in her life, like since she's been in high school.
So Cammy's just right now having her cake and eating
it too, and then going to get her hair done
like you know, and getting grades put in or I'm
not quite sure, you know, And then they're both getting
their eyebrows on together with like sharpies. When they show
us pictures of what Cammi used to look like, it's
vastly different, you know, vastly white, vastly waspy, vastly Christiani
like bowl haircut. So I'm not saying that Cammi looks
worse than she did before. I'm not at all she
looks better. But it's just a marketed change someone really had.
They both had like a midlife crisis, like you wouldn't believe.
They just Trent and Cammy took off who they were
for the past forty years and then like butterflies came
into this world, changed, metamorphosized, and they all seem happy.
You know, they're happy when they pick up Nita from prison.
You know they're happy with Nita. They're somewhat happy composing
this email. I mean, Trent has like a boohoo thing
talking about his dad, but that's not his first time
boohoong about his dad. Even Cammy's like, huh yeah, oh,
you're the golden boy, and now you have to like
think about maybe not being Cammy doesn't really care. Cammy
can't even care enough to actually write the emotions in
her heart about this big thing in her heart. All
CAMMI can do is open up chatch epte and be like,
you do it, AI, you do it, A, you take
all the hard things from me. I just want to
fuck Needa all day long. I like take a pause
because it's just so crazy to me. I get that
like Claude and chat GPT and all those things, like
if you use it, like I'm not gonna like you know,
lambast you. I'm assuming that there are valid reasons to
use them. It's just that why you don't trust yourself,
especially at like the age of fifty four, where you
hadn't used this thing for like the majority of your
life to formulate a letter using the words and expressions
that hold the place to your truth that like could
convey your sincere beliefs and will just let some computer
program do it. It's like it's lazy, but it's also
like untrustworthy of yourself because also when you see the letter,
it's very obviously didn't like she didn't start with chatchibt
and then like try and make it her own. She
just copy and pasted the whole thing. Okay, let's move on,
shall we. We're gonna move on to the yahways Honey,
there's Yahweh Poetic. He's in the middle. He's a rapper.
When we first see him, he has like very interesting hair.
The hairline is hair lying, it's straight. He dresses sort
of like like a young prince in a medieval fairy tale.
Now he has a group of women and they all
have their own names that have now become their middle names,
where Yahweh is their first name, so he's Yahweh Poetic.
There's also Yahweh Jasmine, Yahweh Maddie, Yahweh Crystal, and Yahweh Debosh.
Now Yahweh Debosh, I think is the first. Then there
was Yahweh Jasmine, who's like, I'm now like the regent,
I'm like second in command. Then came Maddie, and then
the last Yahweh to come is Crystal. And listen, you
know I've watched those sister wives before, so we understand
the hierarchy here. The first one is usually like the
one in charge, and the last one is usually the
one that he fucks with the most currently currently and
the ones in the middle are just like toe in
the line, and that you know, we also know there
could be some jealousy there. There could be some jealousy there,
you know, as he's woman by for his affections and
his time, and that is exactly what happens. Now. The
fact that they have Yahweh in their name makes us
feel like there's a religious component to all this, you know,
yahweh being like, I am what is am? I sam?
I am? I'm just kidding, and so I don't you know,
I don't they they don't actually talk about what that
religious component is. So it almost makes me feel like
Yahweh Poetic made the whole thing up. Was just like,
this is what happening here? You call me Yahweh poetic
and then you all have Yahweh in front of your names.
I'm the main attraction, the Yahweh of yahwehs, and you
guys are my little angels, my little chair roobs honey
flippant about you are the disciple of angels, you know.
So like Dubash isn't like as finely dressed as Poetic,
so he didn't make it like a decree that everyone
has to dress like fairy tale prince and princesses. It
would have been fun. Now, the other thing about yahweh
Poetic is that he is always on the hunt for
new queens. He's not done, not done, honey, there's gonna
be more yahwehs. And the women feel bad about this,
but they have to agree for some reason. Now, the
other thing about it is that he's very quick and
so other women to be like, we fuck each other.
We've been fucking. So that's different from sister wise because
we never saw Mary getting in bed with Christine. In fact, no,
they would never. But all these girls get down with
each other, and it probably works out for them because, hey,
they're by and also b because like if you're lonely,
because Poetic is you know, spending time with Crystal yahweh poetic,
yeahweh Crystal. Then you know, Debosh and Maddie can be like, well, hi,
jump in this queen size bed, queen, you know. So
they also raise all their kids together. There's eighteen kids
in counting, so nineteen kids, well a lot of kids.
Whenever you see these out of kids, you're like, how
do you afford all these kids? But maybe it's like
we all they all have jobs, a and b they
all you know, are sharing COSTCOO memberships and it takes
a village and you don't have to pay for child
to care. What I say, childcare eighteen kids is a
lot though. Yeah, it's a lot of a lot of kids,
you know, like they're fertile or fertile bunch. Poetic is
just shooting the opposite of blanks, fully loaded arsenals every night,
shooting at the clubs. Okay, So the thing is the
newest wife is named Crystal, and early on she's like,
guess what today is? It's our anniversary and the bitches
are like, you're anniversary. We don't celebrate anniversaries here, there'd
be too many of them. And it's like, you know,
it's so interesting relationship, but like there's so many anniversaries
to think of, like the anniversary of the day we met,
the anniversary of our first date, you know, like and
then people are like, it's a three month anniversary, and
it's like that's not a real fucking thing. It is
not a real thing to have a three month anniversary.
I'm sorry, that's dumb anyway, because mayber how people are
like think that Valentine's Day is dumb if Valentine's Day
is dumb, and I'm not saying it is, then three
month anniversaries are dumb. But all the girls like, we
don't fucking do that here because what what are you
going to say? He's gonna take you out for dinner. No,
he's it's our time, and he has kids. He has
eighteen fucking kids. That means there's eighteen birthdays plus all
of our birthdays. You don't have time to deal with
your anniversary, Crystal. The Crystal wants private times. She's like what,
So basically he's trying to pacify both women, uh, because
you know, the women feel some type of way, And
specifically Maddie is pissed at Crystal over this, like hates it.
And it's always like already like poetic, you don't divvy
up your time well, and he's like kind of putting
it back on them, like I do. You just have
to appreciate it, you have to be cool by yourself
or whatever. And it's like kind of shitty and also
makes me feel like Maddie's not going to stay around.
I always want to know, like how men like this
deal If another guy who isn't disgusting hits on one
of their women, Like if he felt the need to
suddenly have to compete like these women are doing for
the affection of their queens, Like how he would deal
with that, Like how his ego would Would he be like, well,
if she wants to fuck him, then that's fine, get
out of here. Or would he then be like, that's
my woman, Okay, I'll spend more time with it. You know.
It's just it's gross, and I feel bad for them,
you know, because here's the thing. I'm not saying that
people don't want to be in polyamorous polycules. This is
a big one. But it's obvious that not all of
the needs are being met here, nor is the communication
really great, nor is he attending to the concerns of
all his women. Now, we could say it's a television
show and we don't know what their private conversations are.
I would like to think that Maddie has brought this
up just to him, but also maybe she hasn't. Maybe
she was expecting the other ones to jump on board,
like yeah, yeah, you're spending a lot of time with Crystal,
but they're kind of not. They're like, you don't care.
You know. There's always like I feel like in the
infrastructure of many women one man, I feel like there's
always one woman who's like, I'm fine, you know, Like
that's like in Sister Wives Janelle. Janelle was always self
sufficient and she never was jealous like Christine was, or
like of the Robin situation, you know, like Janelle was
just like, whatever, I don't don't rather him not be around.
It's easier for me, So I'm not really jealous he's here.
When he's here and he's not and even better, you know.
And then of course there's the youngest one that's like,
I'm the pretty one. I'm the pretty new one. He
spent so much time with me. Then there's the one
that just came before that woman who's like I was
a young pretty one and now he has a new,
young pretty one and I feel discarded. And then there's
like the bitchy first one, you know, Like there's like
the tropes, just like how there's the tropes of sex
and the city golden girls, you know, and then those tropes,
we know, there's always gonna be the over sexualized one,
the naive one, the dry one, and like the every
woman and golden girl is a little more confusing because
I guess the every woman is Estelle and obviously Carrie,
and then the over sexual one is Blanche and Samantha,
and the naive one is Betty White and Charlotte, and
the dry, bitter one is Miranda slash Dorothy. These are
the divine female tropes of storytelling in comedy. Oh my god,
I gotta say one more thing, even though you know,
I'm just like, I'm so sorry. This is adhd thought.
Here's a shout out. I've been listening to this really
dark feminist podcast. It's like not a feminist one. It's
just a dark comedy made by two women, and it's
actually specifically on the surface, very misogynistic. But at the
same time it's funny because you're commenting on this as fine.
It's very dry. It's British. It's called Dear Jericho and Joan,
Dear Joan and Jericho, and it's these two women, British
comedians who are pretending to be other women who are
receiving problems from people and like almost like a dear
Abby giving them their thoughts and their opinions on what
to do, and all the opinions are like wrong, but
they're wrong in a way in which they're just like
hating on women, which why would you listen to that?
And it's just so fucking funny. Okay, please dear God,
it's so funny. Okay. So then Crystal gets her way
and yahweh Poetic takes her out to dinner okay, and
she's like so happy that he listened to her, and
they're like on a special dinner, which is exactly how
when Sister Wives, when Robin got the long ass honeymoon
and none of the women ever got honeymoons because they
all had to get married in like weird church basements.
Then Robin got this big ass wedding and then got
on two week honeymoon and he had all those kids already.
Oh my god. Anyway, God bless. So here's Crystal thinking
that she won, but yahweh Poetic's like, well, yeah you
have you guys have to take it over your jealousy because
what if I brought in a new queen and she's like,
are you dating anyone right now? And he's like, well,
if you watch Sister Wives, Crystal, you would know that
season one was him bringing a new woman in, and
so I bet you this is Polly. Since this is
only episode one of season one, it was going to
be about him doing just that and then we'll have
twenty seasons from now anyway, So that's them, You're God, Okay,
let's so yeah. The last couple that we meet this
episode is wait, I think we have two more couples.
I'm so sorry, my loves. Oh we do we have
two more couples? Okay. Next couple is BQ and Toemina. Okay,
we're in Long Island, New York, Honey and BQ and Temina.
Temina is like a Kardashiani kind of porn star looking person,
and he's like a meathead, meatball, meathead. Okay. He says
he's in the car business. He has tats, and she
is a Pakistani model influencer with the dog. And he
and her are working out at Onyx Fitness and she
has you know, like fake boobs. And here's the thing.
When we see her in her confessionals, she has these
crazy anime like eye contacts. They're like blue gray, I mean,
they're real anime looking, like they are jarring, you know,
like Banana's looking. And then of course when she's working out,
she has like her normal brown eyes and she looks
more normal. Did I say normal enough? It's fine. So
they have been in a relationship and what happened was
he kept cheating on her, and so she left him
because she cares about herself. No, just kidding. She was like,
I love him so much? How do I make this work?
But he keeps cheating on me? Okay, I'll allow it
by being okay to be in a polyamorous relationship when
I'm not, and I just want him for myself. But
instead of finding a man that will treat me well
and listen to my needs, she for some reason really
wants to be with BQ b C. It's like a
half like dairy queen half bo you know what I'm saying,
Like BQ? What does Q stand for? Brian Quinn? Sorry,
okay anyway, So she like, yeah, isn't about this life?
And he just can't keep his dick between his legs,
which is weird because he should be able to keep
his dick between his legs. He has an inflatable dick.
He says, I don't know enough about this. Does his
dick not work? He says he has an implant and
calls it a robodick. What what happened to your real dick?
Like this begs so many questions, like did something happen
to your real dick? Is he trans Those are two
different thoughts, you know what I'm saying, Like did it
just stop working because of like the roid usage and
so you had to get some implant in? Did you
get kicked in the dick one time and it doesn't work?
Is it just that you can't get hard fourteen times
a day? Did you rub your dick so hard washing
porn for like the past forty years that now it
doesn't like what you can't just like, if you're going
to give me all that information, I think you have
to give me more information, or don't give me any information.
Make me just believe that your dick just is a
normal dick inflatable dick. Implant calls it a robo dick,
but I guess, like you know, she has a lot
of plastic surgery too. They're just two plastic surgery loving people,
people that like plastic and bigness, you know, like it
trins them on. You know, there's a certain kind of
like over the top cartooniness that like people like this
are into, like he is cartoony, right, He's like big machoy,
kind of like street talking guy. And she you know,
like you know, has a full, you know, different body
than the one like God gave her. And of course
those eyes and so yeah, it's like you it's like
they're just seemingly upgrading themselves in their minds from what
nature gave them to like the better version, without any
sort of like desire to maintain a natural form or
to love the skin they're in. Does it dick feel normal?
Does it is this dick to feel normal? Was it
just that he had a small dick and he wanted
a bigger dick, so he got a dick implant, like
how she has a butt implant. He was like, great,
I'll do the same thing. I'll get a bigger dick.
You want you get bigger boobs, You got a bigger button,
and I'm gonna get a bigger dick because I can
see a world in which she had a real small dick,
and it annoyed him, especially when he went to the gym. Okay,
so obviously I said that they were, you know, in
a closed relationship, but now it's been open, like I said,
and that she is just doing this because she wants
to keep him around even though he doesn't care about
her or her feelings. And what had happened was they
met a girl on social media. When the girl on
social media had slid into her ms Tomina, and Tamina
was like, well, if he has to fuck someone else,
I like the idea of him fucking a less curby
version of me. I'll always know I have a bigger
ass than this girl. But she kind of looks like me,
same coloring, same everything. What I would absolutely fucking hate
if he wanted to fuck someone who looks not like me,
because then I'd be like, he likes her more, he
likes this type more. But now I'm like, ah, he
likes this like lesser Kirby version of me, so he
likes me more. Like that's what I feel like to me,
it has in her mind. I would I mean, I'm
a suit I mean, I don't know. Maybe he's like, yeah,
I like exactly what you are, like, brown hair, whatever color, eyes,
context you want to put in. Just like a curvy ass,
that's what I need. I wonder if he ever likes blondes,
you know, like, what would to me to do if
he wanted to be with like a super skinny blonde
lady likes to meet someone from like Eastern Europe or
something like that. I think she'd be real pissed, Okay.
So basically she's like, you can meet this girl. Her
name is Angie. So they all meet Angie and Angie
does that thing where like she has hair over her eye,
kind of like the Shirley Bassy dog from Lady in
the Tramp. He's a triumph, you know, like that kind
of thing, like you think that she's gonna do that
little blow and have like a peace move up. You know,
I like her. So Angie sits down, and Angie knows
her assignment, and her assignment is to be best friends
with Tamina period like whether she wants to be with
BK Sorry BQ, BK Burger King BQ or not. She
knows that the way to his heart is through her heart,
so she butties up hardcore Tomena or maybe she's like,
you know Anita, that's like I'm gonna fuck BQ to
get to you. I also want to You're the main prize,
and to Mina's like thanks, okay. So basically they start
to talk about bq's pass, which is that guess what
he cheated and he had told to Mina that he
like hadn't really cheated, and then lets it out of
the bag that he really did cheat in front of Angie,
and Angie's like what, buddy, and Timina's like, you're just
telling me that now, and so Angie's like, this is crazy.
He shouldn't have done that. So now BQ fully realized
that it's two against one and he's the odd one
out just like Trent. But his eagle can't handle it
where Trent's can't, you know. So then he like gets
up and he's like angry, and he like walks out,
and then the two women fuck. Then a story I'm
not quite sure, but you know that's the drama that happens.
I mean, I would like to think that to me,
to be like, yeah, fucking leave, I don't give a
shit about you. Thank you Angie for showing me the way.
I don't give a fuck. Bq's like, BCK was disgusting.
I mean, unfortunately, Tamina is no prize for how she
treats herself. Like again, I would love to see BQ
have to deal with like Tamina getting hit on by
like someone who he thinks is better than him, like Ei,
this person has more money or whatnot, and like how
he would react because he very much feels like he's
like I could take or leave. We don't give a
fuck up and reusa, you are good and that's fine.
You know, he's like that kind of asshole. I mean
to me, it doesn't deserve that. What's to Meeta's family
gonna say, you guys, so many things. Okay. Last couple
is Bri and Marley, both thirty seven, living in Las Vegas.
They're like social media influencer polyamorous people. Now. Market was
in a relationship with a man for a long ass
time and what happened was her and her husband were like,
let's have some fun. Let's bring in a third and
that third was Bri. And then Market was like, you
know what, Bri and I are going to go do
our thing. We're into each other. You're not shit, you leave,
and Brie and I are going to like take social
by storm. They have like a Facebook page, they go live.
Their whole thing is like they want to create a
poly polycule where only they are allowed to bring people
in because it's their way or the highway. And they're
like yeah, you know, we're going to bring it up
to like ninety nine women. They are popular online and
so women are sliding into their dms all the time,
like wanting to get in, you know, like you're also
wanting to be famous and running that coattail. You know.
Markets a little fembree is like a little mask, and
I like them a lot. So they go over their
things they want in a match. They want people who
have big asses, nice teeth, and have hygiene, aren't crunchy.
They say they're looking for pgs or potential girlfriends. At
the same time, Market's still technically married, like she didn't
get that paper done, you know what I'm saying, and
Brie feels some type of way about it, badly anger
about it. So basically they have been dating, you know,
a couple of women, and none of the women are
really good except for Key. Now Key knows that she's
a knit girl, she has all the fly things, she's hot,
she's into it. They've been dating for like a month
or two, so Market and Brie are like, let's see
if you can get her on board. So we're gonna
wine and die in her doing something that we know
she likes, which is gar coat the way go kart racing.
She likes the thrill of adrenaline, pedal to the metal.
But the way they do it is all of them
are in the passenger seat while a professional go kart
face race sorry race car driver is like bringing them
around a track. And yeah, she checks all the boxes,
you know, because she respects them. She knows that they're
the ones calling the shots. She isn't a pillow princess,
which means that she knows how to like look that kiddie,
and she's not going to just like fall asleep right
after you've done her. And she has her own thing,
you know, she makes her own money, She has her
own life, and she doesn't smell. She showers daily, if
not hourly, make sure everything is right tight, put away
nice and neat. You know what I'm saying, Laby is
That's what I'm saying. So they take her out and listen,
they're like hot and have a lot of you know,
cachet online, so the fact that they're giving Key all
the attention makes them feel like, of course Key is
going to want to jump on board, so many women
do or whatever, and then they pay for the go
kart racing and Key is like, you know, prancing around.
And so when they come clean and they're like, hey, Key,
I want to be a part of this situation, you know.
And even though there is a little discord, as I said,
because Brie wants market to like go ahead and get
that fucking divorce finalized, Key turns the tables on them
and she's like, you know what, I'm not quite ready
and I need to think about it. And Mark it's like,
think about it, you know, think about it. Oh, yeah,
that makes sense, You're going to think about It's fine.
Now it's not fine. They're pissed on the inside, but
they decide not to show it because they don't want
to look crazy. And the way that Key said it
wasn't like super disrespectful. It was kind of like, I'm
not quite sure if I'm ready for this. I need
a little more time to think. Now. They want to
be like time's up, bitch, but they can't, you know,
because it seems like their prospects at the moment aren't great. Now. Again,
their list is not long of what they need. Someone
who respects them has their own shit going showers and
knows how to throw down in bed, which makes me
feel like their prospects are just flat assed, fucked up
teeth tired people that pass out and you know, want
a free dinner. Now, sometimes I'm that way. I'm just kidding,
but like you know, it's hard out there. Yeah, it's
hard out there to date. It's hard out there to
find good people. I mean, I am in the same boat, truly.
My list is small of what I need and I
can't find it. I also want someone who takes showers.
I also want someone who you know, will do the
things to me that I'm willing to do to them.
And I want someone who has their own thing and
also money, you know, some money. So yeah, slim pickens
out there. That's why they're so into Key, and that's
why Key knows it. He's like, I'm that girl. I
don't know if he is also dating other people, like
we'll see if she's also like I am choosing between them,
or I'm in a relationship with you know, so and so,
and it could be a man, I'm not quite sure,
or if he you know, only dips her pedicured toes
and the lady pond. I'm not quite sure, but we're
gonna find out. And I want the best for everyone involved.
You know, I love the fact I really need to
find maybe I could do it right now. I feel
like they showed us pictures of their Facebook, so I
know that Market and Brie have a whole place on
the internet for them that, you know, is people into
their polyamory. I'm looking right now. I found the wee
tv page for Okay. Yeah, they've been Polly for a
long time. I'll gotta find it some way. Yeah, they
go live a lot. I'm assuming they have an Only Fans, right,
I mean, just because it's like, if why wouldn't you
make money, you know, giving people what they want, which
is a taste of the fantasy. If you make money
that way and you're already open about other things, you
can't just be like showing titty on Facebook live. You
can't be showing titty and more on OnlyFans. And they're
just like, yeah, he would make a lot of money.
He's like, I know. Anyway. That is the end of
the episode. I can't wait to talk about more of this.
It's very fun, it's very interesting, and it feels yeah
like sister wives and love have to lock up together,
a beautiful marriage of those two together and I so
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I'm also, of course following the Ninety Day Fiance season twelve,
so this is the third show I'm recapping right now.
This is Polly and I'm happy to do more and
connect with you with you more. So, thank you guys
so much. Let's breathe and I will send you on
your merry way. Two breaths, plant your feet or feel
your ass. Hopefully you have one market and Breeth would
prefer you to have one on the seat. Let go
of planning for the future or thinking about the past,
and hopefully right now, in the present moment, you are good.
And if you are good, let's celebrate it by making
sure that we can feel ourselves in this present moment,
gifting ourselves with a celebration of what's actually happening in
reality right now. It's a celebration that's not obviously that's
the tune for its sorry anniversary, but maybe it should
be like, selebrate the present. Come on, that's better. Okay,
two breaths in and out. All right, my loves, take
care of yourselves and one another. Stand up for what
you believe and make art. Okay, I'll talk to you later,
my