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Speaker 1: Welcome lovers to Vanity Farrah. My name is Chris Farrah,

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and today I have a brand new show for you.

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Can you tell because I'm speaking in this kind of voice.

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This voice is kind of like my cost one oh

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three point five after hours voice, like the one that

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takes requests. Wants you to shout out the people that

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mean something to you and maybe send them a little

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love song their way. Anyway, don't worry, I'm gonna get

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out of that and get back to like my Californians.

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Here it is. We are talking brand new show. This

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is Polly. This is season one, it's episode one. Let's

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talk about it, you guys. Okay, So this is Polly

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is on AMC streaming. It is from the same people

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that brought us Love after lock Up. And we know

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this because one couple, and by a couple, I mean Throppol, Cammi, Trent,

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and Nita were introduced to us on this season seven,

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episode nine of Love After lock Up, so it's only

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too easy for us to bridge right over to the show.

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Not a lot of episodes for season one, although there

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is a lot of fun characters with interesting lives, interesting looks,

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and we're going to talk about it, you guys, Here's

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the thing. I I would like to think of myself

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as being experimental or someone that would try new things.

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So when it comes to polyamory, like on paper, I'm like,

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I'm a cool girl, and like I'm chill, and like

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I'm super modern and I'm very young, So why not

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like this thing, like you know, that's like become a

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big thing and just like get fucked all the time

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by different people. But the other part of me, the

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part that knows myself and knows like how you know, sensitive,

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how jealous or like possessive I can be, or how

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like I want someone to be devoted to me or

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maybe you call it insecure attachment or whatever. Like that

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part of me that exists, I mean, one hundred percent

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knows I can't do that, right, I can't do that.

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I really like the idea of just having one person.

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I'm someone who's had many codependent relationships, mostly with women,

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even though I'm heterosexual, you know what I mean. So

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I already live in a world where I would I

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only need one but me and this one person, like

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you know, a ride or die. Now I'm single, So

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you know, as I say this, what if I just

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suddenly just fall in love with two people and become

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someone's third. I'm not quite sure. It's just that I

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like the idea of someone liking me the most. I

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want to be the most liked you can like that person,

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but like when it comes to love and like forever,

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like fuck that person. It's me and you, right, And

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if it's not me and you, I'll kill you. I mean,

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you know, it's just like I won't kill you, but like,

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you know, I'll get the fuck out of there because

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like either my ego can't handle it or yeah, I'm

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just I just need to be worshiped in a certain way.

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And so if you are more invested in someone else,

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I won't even be turned on by you. Then I'll

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just consider you a lost cause and let go of

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you into the sea. And then I'll like, you know,

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say goodbye to Jack, and I'll float on my piece

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of timber to you know, ashore, and I'll live for

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the rest of my days, you know, with a huge necklace,

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just like Rose from Titanic. It was a Titanic joke

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this whole time, okay, you know me, I make references

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from the Year of Our Lords in nineties and two thousands,

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only they're early aughts. But here we are. So this

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is Polly and this is my recap. So my babes,

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I have pictures? Shall we start with the thropple from Oh? Yes,

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I realize I don't have their picture. I only have

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their love Oh I do? Okay. So this was them

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on Love after lock Up. It was Trent and Nita,

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But in real life this is Nita. She looks much better.

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They gave her a much better bubble picture in this one.

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Cammy and Trent. Now, if you listened to My Love

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After Lockup, I've already said the following things. Cammy looks

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like Rachel Dalizel's sister like she like she just the hair,

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the face. She looks like Rachel Dalzol. It's Cammy Dollisol okay.

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And Trent looks like Walter Goggins, you know, said Goggins

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or Higgins go. I think it's Goggins, like baby Billy

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from Righteous Demstones. Okay. Anita looks like God Bless Nita. Okay.

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Now the other thing you should know about them is

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that Cammi and Trent are married. They're fifty four and

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fifty five. They married. They married after high school, they

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were like in a Christian church that seemed awfully conservative,

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and then they had six kids and one of their

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kids tragically died, and when their son died in his teens,

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the church just didn't give them the understanding love and

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support that they expected and they felt really weird about it.

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they're like, fuck what we've been doing, which is like

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trying to fit a square peg into a round hole.

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He's like, mischley, your hole. She's like anyway, They're like,

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we're gonna do us. We're going to live for ourselves

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because because we've been boxed in this whole time by

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this religion. Fuck that religion, and our child died, so

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you know, time is fleeting. So we're going to live

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life on our terms. And our terms is that we

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like to get down. It feels like they were in

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like the swinging lifestyle, Like they were in the lifestyle right,

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and what happened was they go to a newdist resort,

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like an adult nudist resort, which I'm also like fascinated

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by because again also like in the nineties and the aughts,

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when you would get magazines some magazines in the back

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had like the classified ads, and I always heard of

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this place called hedonism, and there's hedonism too. I don't

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know if they still exist. I'm assuming so. And what

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happens is like I think you go to these places

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like in I don't know, it's the Bahamas or the

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dr or something like that, and they're like resorts, maybe

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all inclusive, and what they also include is just fucking

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like it's like adult only parties and like naked parties,

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and like it's kind of like that thing where you

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get drunk, like on my ties and like you know,

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you're just like naked or like you just take off

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your top or whatever and then like some person gives

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you an eye and you're like hey, room three four

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four on the bluff or whatever, and then like you

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just leave your you know, screen door open and they

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just come in and they just like come in, you

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know what I'm saying. And I also haven't tried that,

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and you would think I had, just by like the

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way that I lay that out. But there's also like

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a certain kind of hot quality of that just that

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like here's the thing. I wish I could do that,

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There's a like harsh reality, and a harsh reality would

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be what would actually happen. I'm a boozy ass bitch,

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and I would go to a place that I was like,

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this place is old or smells and it's dirty or whatever,

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and then I'll be like, I don't like anyone here. Literally,

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I'm getting it from the hotel and itck from all

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of the guests, and I'd be like, why did I

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spend four thousand dollars on this when I could have

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taken myself to like Kawai or something and then just

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like been somewhere lovely. Maybe it doesn't have to try it,

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Maybe not hedonism or hedonism too. I also like the

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idea that they made like a part two? Does hedonism

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one still exist? Is hedonism to even more adult? And

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I think there's also like theme weekends, right, like is

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there musical theater weekend? That'd you mean a lot of gays? Yeah?

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wish there were more like documentaries on it. It feels

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like maybe there was like one real sex episode about

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it and that was it, and that was not enough

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real episode real sex episodes for me. You guys, okay,

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should talk about the show. Sure. So, as we know,

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Cammy and Trent go to anudas resort and that's when

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Nita walks up right to Cammy and says the magic words,

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which is that she will fuck Trent just to get

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to her, and Trent got a bonner and he was like,

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I'll do it, and then Cammy was like okay, and

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Cammy just fell fucking headfirst into Nita's vagina but also

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Nita's heart. They love each other. Meanwhile, Trent's like and me,

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you know, which is great. So now obviously they were

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a crossover from Love After lock Up. They don't talk

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about Nita being locked up for two months for a

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dui at all on this episode. In fact, you wouldn't

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even know that they had come from Love after lock

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Up because, for instance, I started watching this as Polly

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before I watched that episode of Love After lock Up,

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and I had no idea that that existed. So I

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watched this episode, I'm like, these people are great, and

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then I watched Love up to lock Up and I'm like, wait,

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those people I know them, and I was like, holy shit,

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it's smart, smart what they're doing it's like introducing it.

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they introduced a character and then gave that character a

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spin off that like, you know, they wanted to secure

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the fan base for the show by using the pre

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existing fan base. It's smart marketing. So if you haven't

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watched Love After lock Up and you're just watching this

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as Polly, you should know that Nita and Cammy and

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Trent at one point get in a fight. And when

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they get in a fight, Nita relapses on drugs, one

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of them and gets a DUI and then goes to

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prison or jail for two months. And then immediately when

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she comes out of the fucking business door or whatever

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the jail door, they bring her champagne and she pops

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a bottle of sham pain like right there. And this

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also caused us, you know, to take some pause to

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be like, well, should you be doing that? Also, she

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did not be drinking maybe, but you know what, if

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you didn't watch Up the lock Up, you would never

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think that. So here's just some backstory. So here we

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are now as we know fifty four fifty five, those

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are the ages of Cami and Trent. Nita's thirty nine,

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so she's a spring chicken. Now it's funny because Cammy

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looks really good for her age to me, like, I

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don't think that Cami and Nita look that far off

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in ages that they're sixteen years apart. Right, yes, yes,

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math isn't my forte. Nora's talking. Okay, So I said

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Cami and Trent had six kids. Maybe they only have

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four kids, and I'm sorry about that. But one of

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their kids, maybe they had six to one on them.

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Zoe's also Polly, so she like loves the fact that

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her parents are like Soup's liberal like this, Zoe's living

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her Polly life too, honey, like in college. But like

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you know, that means that she gets to go to

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Coachella and just like you know, with all her girlfriends,

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and I mean, have fun, you know what I'm saying.

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Cammy and Nita have interesting eyebrows. Nita for sure has

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eyebrows that like only a mother could love and you know,

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not a mother with taste. Cammy's eyebrows are not as intense,

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but everyone's everyone. Everyone has like, you know, everyone's sporting

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ethnic hare. They're both white ladies that are sporting ethnic hare.

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Maybe Na's not one hundred percent why. I'm not quite sure.

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Maybe I shouldn't open my mouth, but you know, I'm saying,

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like that's what's happening there now. Nita and Cammy and

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Trent have been doing the thing for a hot ass minute,

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and there are whole ass adults. But I guess Cammy

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and Trent this episode want to come out like for

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some reason, they feel like they need to compose an

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email to all their friends and family, mostly their family,

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and be like we're in a polyamorous polycule with Nita

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and we're letting it be known. And I think it's

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kind of like maybe like when the holidays come, you know,

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like Trent's dads like come over to my house and

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Trent doesn't feel like he can bring Nita. You know

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what I'm saying, Trent has daddy issues. You know, Trent

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has always been like the golden boy. He said, you know,

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like did what daddy wanted and he feels, you know,

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death reliant on his dad accepting him. He really wants

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to maintain the air that you know, he's a good boy,

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and that's caused him strife because he's like fifty five.

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umbilical cord and be like, fuck it, this is who

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I'm old and so I'm just gonna live my life.

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I am and have a relationship with me or not.

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And it's really you that's gonna suffer because you're gonna

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need me soon, buddy, you need me soon. So you know,

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get with the program. That's kind of what it is.

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But so basically Cammy has to write a letter to

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them about all this. Now it's very obvious that Cammy

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just opens chat GPT and writes a letter and uses

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chat GPT to write a letter. It's all of the

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happy CHPT jargon, like their propensity for making like short

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bullet points sentences maybe with alliteration and those dashes, like

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this is supposed to be like an important letter where

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you like expose your soul. And she's like, yeah, chatchept, chatchy,

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And first of all, I'd never used chatchept, so I win.

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But also I'm assuming I don't know how you do it,

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but like I'm assuming that you're like, hey, Chatchypt, please

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write me a letter where I tell my parents that

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I'm coming out as a pan sexual polycule person alliteration

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with Nita and we're loud and proud Polly, And you know,

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chatchept does. Now. I would like to think that you

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also had to get chat chept to like make a

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Facebook status, because Cammie and Trent surely seem like people

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that make Facebook statuses, daily Facebook statuses, you know, and like,

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Cammy's probably done it all. Cammy's probably done a Facebook

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status which is like, can't tell anyone why, but please

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send your prayers before I get some bad news or something.

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You know. Couple us. There's a certain person and either

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they're like in a certain geographical area, or they're like

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a certain age, or they have like a certain personality

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disorder that loves to have people worry about them and

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show concern about them by like vague statuses, right, big book,

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and Well, it's funny because I mean I think it's crazy,

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Like I think that's crazy talk. And I think that

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like the minute I see that, I'm like file it

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away that that person is not to be trusted. That

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person doesn't know how they come off and doesn't have

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like a grasp of reality. Because it's really weird to

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me to be like, please send me good vibes. I'm

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about to get information I don't know how to deal with.

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And it's like, if you are so beclemed, if you

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are in need of support, why you wouldn't just call

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the people in your life or stop by the holms

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or make people that you like come over to your

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home to actually give you what you want, which is

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like connection and support. Because what you're gonna get in

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a Facebook status is like multiple notifications of likes and comments,

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and that is just weird dopamine hits without like any

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sort of genuine, sincere love or connection behind them. Yeah,

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I just think it's so crazy. You know, I'm not

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saying every Facebook status is crazy, you know, I'm talking

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about the big booking. Okay, So, but also I feel like,

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you know, like the people that get mad on Facebook

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fucked American Airlines. You know, it's like all of those

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ones are just like, oh my god, that's crazy. But

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I do feel like Hammy and Trent came out on

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Facebook also like had chat gibt with all the dashes,

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be like, and you know, Cammi and Trent have different

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Facebook profiles, and so she tagged Nita taged Trent, so

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they all had like a shared situation where they we're like, you, guys,

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we are in a polyamorous relationship. So if you're gonna

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invite one of us to a party and expect all

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three to come, please put extra burgers and hot dogs

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on the grill, you know, please buy Nita a present.

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So you know, Cammy sends that out and they get

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some people don't even respond, which is their correct answer,

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but they also get like some aunts and some like

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sisters and cousins who are like, this is weird, and

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whatever you do, don't let other people know because it's weird.

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And it's like, well, that has nothing to do with you, girl,

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Like if you think these people are weird, then let

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them be weird together. But like, don't tell someone else

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how to live and don't tell them they're being weird

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because they don't give a fucking care, Like they're already

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sending you this email. They're past that. That's weird. They're

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past that. I think. I think it's interesting now Trent

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is like losing his goddamn mind because like his dad

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hasn't written back, and he doesn't know how his dad feels.

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And I'm like, you know, his old dad, you know,

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is probably like, you know, beyond a boom or whatever

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the boomer generation of boomers are, and so he you know,

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realizes that his dad's like what a weird pussy cuckold,

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you know whatever he's going to say about his son.

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I don't know if he uses the word cuckled or pussy,

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but you know what I'm saying, Like his dad's mine.

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Here's the thing, Trent. Let's just Trent has some quality,

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like you know whatever, he is like a little too

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soft or whatever it is. His dad knows. His dad

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Ben knowsing like Trent is. I think has one brother

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that's a real fuck up. So Trent's always been better

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in you know, the family's mind than his like brother.

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But like, I don't think his dad is like gonna

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be that shock that Trent has a little extra to him.

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I think parents mostly know their kids. I mean, you know,

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of course they you know. I think that they sometimes

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deny what they know, but like parents usually know. I mean,

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unless you really spend no time with your kid, or

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unless you're a narcissist, and therefore when you look at

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your kid, all you see is like a smaller version

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of you, then you really don't know your kid. You

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just know, like whatever your version of yourself you want

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to pretend your kid is. You know. Okay, Nita has guilt,

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right because Nita is the reason all this is happening.

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And so Nita sees Trent crying and she's like, I

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did that. But also Nita knows the only way she

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can get to Cammy's cooch is fucking Trent sometimes, so

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she has to deal with Trent, and she, you know,

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doesn't really want to. Cammy's like, well, he does make

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good money, you know, and the kids love him, you know,

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not his dad so much, but our kids do. Cammy's

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also only known, you know, Trent as like a codependent

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person in her life, like since she's been in high school.

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So Cammy's just right now having her cake and eating

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it too, and then going to get her hair done

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like you know, and getting grades put in or I'm

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not quite sure, you know, And then they're both getting

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their eyebrows on together with like sharpies. When they show

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us pictures of what Cammi used to look like, it's

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vastly different, you know, vastly white, vastly waspy, vastly Christiani

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like bowl haircut. So I'm not saying that Cammi looks

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worse than she did before. I'm not at all she

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looks better. But it's just a marketed change someone really had.

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They both had like a midlife crisis, like you wouldn't believe.

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They just Trent and Cammy took off who they were

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for the past forty years and then like butterflies came

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into this world, changed, metamorphosized, and they all seem happy.

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You know, they're happy when they pick up Nita from prison.

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You know they're happy with Nita. They're somewhat happy composing

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this email. I mean, Trent has like a boohoo thing

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talking about his dad, but that's not his first time

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boohoong about his dad. Even Cammy's like, huh yeah, oh,

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you're the golden boy, and now you have to like

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think about maybe not being Cammy doesn't really care. Cammy

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can't even care enough to actually write the emotions in

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her heart about this big thing in her heart. All

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CAMMI can do is open up chatch epte and be like,

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you do it, AI, you do it, A, you take

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all the hard things from me. I just want to

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fuck Needa all day long. I like take a pause

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because it's just so crazy to me. I get that

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like Claude and chat GPT and all those things, like

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if you use it, like I'm not gonna like you know,

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lambast you. I'm assuming that there are valid reasons to

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use them. It's just that why you don't trust yourself,

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especially at like the age of fifty four, where you

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hadn't used this thing for like the majority of your

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life to formulate a letter using the words and expressions

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that hold the place to your truth that like could

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convey your sincere beliefs and will just let some computer

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program do it. It's like it's lazy, but it's also

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like untrustworthy of yourself because also when you see the letter,

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it's very obviously didn't like she didn't start with chatchibt

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and then like try and make it her own. She

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just copy and pasted the whole thing. Okay, let's move on,

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shall we. We're gonna move on to the yahways Honey,

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there's Yahweh Poetic. He's in the middle. He's a rapper.

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When we first see him, he has like very interesting hair.

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The hairline is hair lying, it's straight. He dresses sort

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of like like a young prince in a medieval fairy tale.

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Now he has a group of women and they all

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have their own names that have now become their middle names,

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where Yahweh is their first name, so he's Yahweh Poetic.

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There's also Yahweh Jasmine, Yahweh Maddie, Yahweh Crystal, and Yahweh Debosh.

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Now Yahweh Debosh, I think is the first. Then there

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was Yahweh Jasmine, who's like, I'm now like the regent,

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I'm like second in command. Then came Maddie, and then

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the last Yahweh to come is Crystal. And listen, you

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know I've watched those sister wives before, so we understand

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the hierarchy here. The first one is usually like the

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one in charge, and the last one is usually the

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one that he fucks with the most currently currently and

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the ones in the middle are just like toe in

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the line, and that you know, we also know there

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could be some jealousy there. There could be some jealousy there,

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you know, as he's woman by for his affections and

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his time, and that is exactly what happens. Now. The

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fact that they have Yahweh in their name makes us

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feel like there's a religious component to all this, you know,

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yahweh being like, I am what is am? I sam?

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I am? I'm just kidding, and so I don't you know,

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I don't they they don't actually talk about what that

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religious component is. So it almost makes me feel like

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Yahweh Poetic made the whole thing up. Was just like,

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this is what happening here? You call me Yahweh poetic

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and then you all have Yahweh in front of your names.

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I'm the main attraction, the Yahweh of yahwehs, and you

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guys are my little angels, my little chair roobs honey

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flippant about you are the disciple of angels, you know.

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So like Dubash isn't like as finely dressed as Poetic,

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so he didn't make it like a decree that everyone

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has to dress like fairy tale prince and princesses. It

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would have been fun. Now, the other thing about yahweh

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Poetic is that he is always on the hunt for

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new queens. He's not done, not done, honey, there's gonna

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be more yahwehs. And the women feel bad about this,

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but they have to agree for some reason. Now, the

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other thing about it is that he's very quick and

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so other women to be like, we fuck each other.

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We've been fucking. So that's different from sister wise because

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we never saw Mary getting in bed with Christine. In fact, no,

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they would never. But all these girls get down with

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each other, and it probably works out for them because, hey,

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they're by and also b because like if you're lonely,

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because Poetic is you know, spending time with Crystal yahweh poetic,

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yeahweh Crystal. Then you know, Debosh and Maddie can be like, well, hi,

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jump in this queen size bed, queen, you know. So

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they also raise all their kids together. There's eighteen kids

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in counting, so nineteen kids, well a lot of kids.

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Whenever you see these out of kids, you're like, how

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do you afford all these kids? But maybe it's like

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we all they all have jobs, a and b they

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all you know, are sharing COSTCOO memberships and it takes

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a village and you don't have to pay for child

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to care. What I say, childcare eighteen kids is a

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lot though. Yeah, it's a lot of a lot of kids,

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you know, like they're fertile or fertile bunch. Poetic is

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just shooting the opposite of blanks, fully loaded arsenals every night,

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shooting at the clubs. Okay, So the thing is the

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newest wife is named Crystal, and early on she's like,

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guess what today is? It's our anniversary and the bitches

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are like, you're anniversary. We don't celebrate anniversaries here, there'd

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be too many of them. And it's like, you know,

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it's so interesting relationship, but like there's so many anniversaries

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to think of, like the anniversary of the day we met,

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the anniversary of our first date, you know, like and

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then people are like, it's a three month anniversary, and

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it's like that's not a real fucking thing. It is

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not a real thing to have a three month anniversary.

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I'm sorry, that's dumb anyway, because mayber how people are

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like think that Valentine's Day is dumb if Valentine's Day

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is dumb, and I'm not saying it is, then three

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month anniversaries are dumb. But all the girls like, we

463
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,519
don't fucking do that here because what what are you

464
00:29:33,559 --> 00:29:36,119
going to say? He's gonna take you out for dinner. No,

465
00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:38,519
he's it's our time, and he has kids. He has

466
00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:42,880
eighteen fucking kids. That means there's eighteen birthdays plus all

467
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,119
of our birthdays. You don't have time to deal with

468
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:49,920
your anniversary, Crystal. The Crystal wants private times. She's like what,

469
00:29:51,359 --> 00:29:59,480
So basically he's trying to pacify both women, uh, because

470
00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:01,880
you know, the women feel some type of way, And

471
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:06,880
specifically Maddie is pissed at Crystal over this, like hates it.

472
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:11,039
And it's always like already like poetic, you don't divvy

473
00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:14,359
up your time well, and he's like kind of putting

474
00:30:14,359 --> 00:30:17,720
it back on them, like I do. You just have

475
00:30:17,799 --> 00:30:20,720
to appreciate it, you have to be cool by yourself

476
00:30:20,799 --> 00:30:23,799
or whatever. And it's like kind of shitty and also

477
00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:26,000
makes me feel like Maddie's not going to stay around.

478
00:30:29,279 --> 00:30:32,319
I always want to know, like how men like this

479
00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:39,839
deal If another guy who isn't disgusting hits on one

480
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,519
of their women, Like if he felt the need to

481
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,160
suddenly have to compete like these women are doing for

482
00:30:47,359 --> 00:30:49,519
the affection of their queens, Like how he would deal

483
00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:52,200
with that, Like how his ego would Would he be like, well,

484
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,160
if she wants to fuck him, then that's fine, get

485
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,559
out of here. Or would he then be like, that's

486
00:30:56,599 --> 00:31:00,599
my woman, Okay, I'll spend more time with it. You know.

487
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:05,039
It's just it's gross, and I feel bad for them,

488
00:31:05,359 --> 00:31:07,680
you know, because here's the thing. I'm not saying that

489
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,640
people don't want to be in polyamorous polycules. This is

490
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,200
a big one. But it's obvious that not all of

491
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,880
the needs are being met here, nor is the communication

492
00:31:18,079 --> 00:31:24,480
really great, nor is he attending to the concerns of

493
00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:26,960
all his women. Now, we could say it's a television

494
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:31,960
show and we don't know what their private conversations are.

495
00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:34,279
I would like to think that Maddie has brought this

496
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,440
up just to him, but also maybe she hasn't. Maybe

497
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,880
she was expecting the other ones to jump on board,

498
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,559
like yeah, yeah, you're spending a lot of time with Crystal,

499
00:31:43,279 --> 00:31:45,440
but they're kind of not. They're like, you don't care.

500
00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:50,359
You know. There's always like I feel like in the

501
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:54,960
infrastructure of many women one man, I feel like there's

502
00:31:54,960 --> 00:32:00,480
always one woman who's like, I'm fine, you know, Like

503
00:32:01,039 --> 00:32:05,240
that's like in Sister Wives Janelle. Janelle was always self

504
00:32:05,279 --> 00:32:10,960
sufficient and she never was jealous like Christine was, or

505
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,079
like of the Robin situation, you know, like Janelle was

506
00:32:14,119 --> 00:32:17,000
just like, whatever, I don't don't rather him not be around.

507
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,119
It's easier for me, So I'm not really jealous he's here.

508
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,039
When he's here and he's not and even better, you know.

509
00:32:23,759 --> 00:32:26,920
And then of course there's the youngest one that's like,

510
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,440
I'm the pretty one. I'm the pretty new one. He

511
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,640
spent so much time with me. Then there's the one

512
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,880
that just came before that woman who's like I was

513
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,720
a young pretty one and now he has a new,

514
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:39,319
young pretty one and I feel discarded. And then there's

515
00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:43,680
like the bitchy first one, you know, Like there's like

516
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,640
the tropes, just like how there's the tropes of sex

517
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,839
and the city golden girls, you know, and then those tropes,

518
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,279
we know, there's always gonna be the over sexualized one,

519
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,720
the naive one, the dry one, and like the every

520
00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:03,000
woman and golden girl is a little more confusing because

521
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,960
I guess the every woman is Estelle and obviously Carrie,

522
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,519
and then the over sexual one is Blanche and Samantha,

523
00:33:08,839 --> 00:33:12,200
and the naive one is Betty White and Charlotte, and

524
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:17,920
the dry, bitter one is Miranda slash Dorothy. These are

525
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:27,599
the divine female tropes of storytelling in comedy. Oh my god,

526
00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:29,119
I gotta say one more thing, even though you know,

527
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,720
I'm just like, I'm so sorry. This is adhd thought.

528
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,599
Here's a shout out. I've been listening to this really

529
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,079
dark feminist podcast. It's like not a feminist one. It's

530
00:33:39,119 --> 00:33:41,839
just a dark comedy made by two women, and it's

531
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,759
actually specifically on the surface, very misogynistic. But at the

532
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:48,680
same time it's funny because you're commenting on this as fine.

533
00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:52,000
It's very dry. It's British. It's called Dear Jericho and Joan,

534
00:33:52,039 --> 00:33:54,400
Dear Joan and Jericho, and it's these two women, British

535
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,839
comedians who are pretending to be other women who are

536
00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:01,759
receiving problems from people and like almost like a dear

537
00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:06,079
Abby giving them their thoughts and their opinions on what

538
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,159
to do, and all the opinions are like wrong, but

539
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:12,400
they're wrong in a way in which they're just like

540
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,840
hating on women, which why would you listen to that?

541
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,599
And it's just so fucking funny. Okay, please dear God,

542
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:23,159
it's so funny. Okay. So then Crystal gets her way

543
00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:26,280
and yahweh Poetic takes her out to dinner okay, and

544
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,360
she's like so happy that he listened to her, and

545
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,840
they're like on a special dinner, which is exactly how

546
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,360
when Sister Wives, when Robin got the long ass honeymoon

547
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,960
and none of the women ever got honeymoons because they

548
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,079
all had to get married in like weird church basements.

549
00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:42,239
Then Robin got this big ass wedding and then got

550
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,760
on two week honeymoon and he had all those kids already.

551
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,559
Oh my god. Anyway, God bless. So here's Crystal thinking

552
00:34:47,599 --> 00:34:52,079
that she won, but yahweh Poetic's like, well, yeah you

553
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,119
have you guys have to take it over your jealousy because

554
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,239
what if I brought in a new queen and she's like,

555
00:34:58,199 --> 00:35:06,760
are you dating anyone right now? And he's like, well,

556
00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:11,000
if you watch Sister Wives, Crystal, you would know that

557
00:35:11,079 --> 00:35:14,519
season one was him bringing a new woman in, and

558
00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:17,159
so I bet you this is Polly. Since this is

559
00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:20,000
only episode one of season one, it was going to

560
00:35:20,039 --> 00:35:24,440
be about him doing just that and then we'll have

561
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:30,840
twenty seasons from now anyway, So that's them, You're God, Okay,

562
00:35:31,519 --> 00:35:36,079
let's so yeah. The last couple that we meet this

563
00:35:36,159 --> 00:35:41,840
episode is wait, I think we have two more couples.

564
00:35:42,679 --> 00:35:44,719
I'm so sorry, my loves. Oh we do we have

565
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:51,599
two more couples? Okay. Next couple is BQ and Toemina. Okay,

566
00:35:51,639 --> 00:35:55,199
we're in Long Island, New York, Honey and BQ and Temina.

567
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,000
Temina is like a Kardashiani kind of porn star looking person,

568
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:05,400
and he's like a meathead, meatball, meathead. Okay. He says

569
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,440
he's in the car business. He has tats, and she

570
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:15,119
is a Pakistani model influencer with the dog. And he

571
00:36:16,119 --> 00:36:18,920
and her are working out at Onyx Fitness and she

572
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,239
has you know, like fake boobs. And here's the thing.

573
00:36:21,599 --> 00:36:25,800
When we see her in her confessionals, she has these

574
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:30,159
crazy anime like eye contacts. They're like blue gray, I mean,

575
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:34,320
they're real anime looking, like they are jarring, you know,

576
00:36:34,519 --> 00:36:38,679
like Banana's looking. And then of course when she's working out,

577
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,760
she has like her normal brown eyes and she looks

578
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,440
more normal. Did I say normal enough? It's fine. So

579
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,119
they have been in a relationship and what happened was

580
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,719
he kept cheating on her, and so she left him

581
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,440
because she cares about herself. No, just kidding. She was like,

582
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,800
I love him so much? How do I make this work?

583
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,639
But he keeps cheating on me? Okay, I'll allow it

584
00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:08,159
by being okay to be in a polyamorous relationship when

585
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,639
I'm not, and I just want him for myself. But

586
00:37:10,679 --> 00:37:13,639
instead of finding a man that will treat me well

587
00:37:13,679 --> 00:37:16,920
and listen to my needs, she for some reason really

588
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:25,039
wants to be with BQ b C. It's like a

589
00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:28,039
half like dairy queen half bo you know what I'm saying,

590
00:37:28,119 --> 00:37:35,960
Like BQ? What does Q stand for? Brian Quinn? Sorry,

591
00:37:37,639 --> 00:37:43,519
okay anyway, So she like, yeah, isn't about this life?

592
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,639
And he just can't keep his dick between his legs,

593
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,880
which is weird because he should be able to keep

594
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,360
his dick between his legs. He has an inflatable dick.

595
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:58,800
He says, I don't know enough about this. Does his

596
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,199
dick not work? He says he has an implant and

597
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:10,880
calls it a robodick. What what happened to your real dick?

598
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,440
Like this begs so many questions, like did something happen

599
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,280
to your real dick? Is he trans Those are two

600
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:23,760
different thoughts, you know what I'm saying, Like did it

601
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,559
just stop working because of like the roid usage and

602
00:38:26,599 --> 00:38:28,960
so you had to get some implant in? Did you

603
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,679
get kicked in the dick one time and it doesn't work?

604
00:38:33,159 --> 00:38:36,119
Is it just that you can't get hard fourteen times

605
00:38:36,159 --> 00:38:39,639
a day? Did you rub your dick so hard washing

606
00:38:39,679 --> 00:38:41,599
porn for like the past forty years that now it

607
00:38:41,639 --> 00:38:45,039
doesn't like what you can't just like, if you're going

608
00:38:45,119 --> 00:38:46,559
to give me all that information, I think you have

609
00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:49,000
to give me more information, or don't give me any information.

610
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:51,320
Make me just believe that your dick just is a

611
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,599
normal dick inflatable dick. Implant calls it a robo dick,

612
00:38:58,079 --> 00:38:59,800
but I guess, like you know, she has a lot

613
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,159
of plastic surgery too. They're just two plastic surgery loving people,

614
00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:07,400
people that like plastic and bigness, you know, like it

615
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,000
trins them on. You know, there's a certain kind of

616
00:39:10,119 --> 00:39:15,039
like over the top cartooniness that like people like this

617
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:21,320
are into, like he is cartoony, right, He's like big machoy,

618
00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:26,360
kind of like street talking guy. And she you know,

619
00:39:26,519 --> 00:39:29,519
like you know, has a full, you know, different body

620
00:39:29,519 --> 00:39:31,440
than the one like God gave her. And of course

621
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:36,119
those eyes and so yeah, it's like you it's like

622
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:43,639
they're just seemingly upgrading themselves in their minds from what

623
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,760
nature gave them to like the better version, without any

624
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,920
sort of like desire to maintain a natural form or

625
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:59,599
to love the skin they're in. Does it dick feel normal?

626
00:39:59,639 --> 00:40:02,480
Does it is this dick to feel normal? Was it

627
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,679
just that he had a small dick and he wanted

628
00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:09,599
a bigger dick, so he got a dick implant, like

629
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:13,559
how she has a butt implant. He was like, great,

630
00:40:13,599 --> 00:40:15,440
I'll do the same thing. I'll get a bigger dick.

631
00:40:15,559 --> 00:40:18,000
You want you get bigger boobs, You got a bigger button,

632
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,920
and I'm gonna get a bigger dick because I can

633
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,559
see a world in which she had a real small dick,

634
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:30,000
and it annoyed him, especially when he went to the gym. Okay,

635
00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:33,599
so obviously I said that they were, you know, in

636
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:36,360
a closed relationship, but now it's been open, like I said,

637
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,559
and that she is just doing this because she wants

638
00:40:39,599 --> 00:40:41,960
to keep him around even though he doesn't care about

639
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000
her or her feelings. And what had happened was they

640
00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:47,880
met a girl on social media. When the girl on

641
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:52,360
social media had slid into her ms Tomina, and Tamina

642
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,199
was like, well, if he has to fuck someone else,

643
00:40:56,639 --> 00:41:01,639
I like the idea of him fucking a less curby

644
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,119
version of me. I'll always know I have a bigger

645
00:41:05,159 --> 00:41:07,079
ass than this girl. But she kind of looks like me,

646
00:41:07,159 --> 00:41:11,119
same coloring, same everything. What I would absolutely fucking hate

647
00:41:11,199 --> 00:41:14,360
if he wanted to fuck someone who looks not like me,

648
00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:17,719
because then I'd be like, he likes her more, he

649
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,880
likes this type more. But now I'm like, ah, he

650
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,639
likes this like lesser Kirby version of me, so he

651
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:25,159
likes me more. Like that's what I feel like to me,

652
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:30,639
it has in her mind. I would I mean, I'm

653
00:41:30,639 --> 00:41:32,599
a suit I mean, I don't know. Maybe he's like, yeah,

654
00:41:32,639 --> 00:41:36,599
I like exactly what you are, like, brown hair, whatever color, eyes,

655
00:41:36,679 --> 00:41:38,639
context you want to put in. Just like a curvy ass,

656
00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:41,559
that's what I need. I wonder if he ever likes blondes,

657
00:41:43,119 --> 00:41:45,039
you know, like, what would to me to do if

658
00:41:45,079 --> 00:41:47,079
he wanted to be with like a super skinny blonde

659
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:49,920
lady likes to meet someone from like Eastern Europe or

660
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,199
something like that. I think she'd be real pissed, Okay.

661
00:41:53,519 --> 00:41:55,199
So basically she's like, you can meet this girl. Her

662
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,800
name is Angie. So they all meet Angie and Angie

663
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,239
does that thing where like she has hair over her eye,

664
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:05,519
kind of like the Shirley Bassy dog from Lady in

665
00:42:05,519 --> 00:42:11,199
the Tramp. He's a triumph, you know, like that kind

666
00:42:11,199 --> 00:42:12,719
of thing, like you think that she's gonna do that

667
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,760
little blow and have like a peace move up. You know,

668
00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:18,960
I like her. So Angie sits down, and Angie knows

669
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,559
her assignment, and her assignment is to be best friends

670
00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:26,360
with Tamina period like whether she wants to be with

671
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:31,880
BK Sorry BQ, BK Burger King BQ or not. She

672
00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:35,679
knows that the way to his heart is through her heart,

673
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:40,000
so she butties up hardcore Tomena or maybe she's like,

674
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:44,400
you know Anita, that's like I'm gonna fuck BQ to

675
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,199
get to you. I also want to You're the main prize,

676
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:52,239
and to Mina's like thanks, okay. So basically they start

677
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,840
to talk about bq's pass, which is that guess what

678
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:01,480
he cheated and he had told to Mina that he

679
00:43:01,639 --> 00:43:04,000
like hadn't really cheated, and then lets it out of

680
00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:07,000
the bag that he really did cheat in front of Angie,

681
00:43:07,039 --> 00:43:10,159
and Angie's like what, buddy, and Timina's like, you're just

682
00:43:10,199 --> 00:43:12,960
telling me that now, and so Angie's like, this is crazy.

683
00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:16,280
He shouldn't have done that. So now BQ fully realized

684
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,760
that it's two against one and he's the odd one

685
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:22,760
out just like Trent. But his eagle can't handle it

686
00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:26,199
where Trent's can't, you know. So then he like gets

687
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,480
up and he's like angry, and he like walks out,

688
00:43:28,519 --> 00:43:30,760
and then the two women fuck. Then a story I'm

689
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,719
not quite sure, but you know that's the drama that happens.

690
00:43:35,119 --> 00:43:36,719
I mean, I would like to think that to me,

691
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,639
to be like, yeah, fucking leave, I don't give a

692
00:43:38,639 --> 00:43:41,079
shit about you. Thank you Angie for showing me the way.

693
00:43:41,679 --> 00:43:45,360
I don't give a fuck. Bq's like, BCK was disgusting.

694
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,679
I mean, unfortunately, Tamina is no prize for how she

695
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:52,320
treats herself. Like again, I would love to see BQ

696
00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:55,079
have to deal with like Tamina getting hit on by

697
00:43:55,159 --> 00:43:58,639
like someone who he thinks is better than him, like Ei,

698
00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:01,960
this person has more money or whatnot, and like how

699
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,079
he would react because he very much feels like he's

700
00:44:06,119 --> 00:44:07,480
like I could take or leave. We don't give a

701
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,000
fuck up and reusa, you are good and that's fine.

702
00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:11,639
You know, he's like that kind of asshole. I mean

703
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,840
to me, it doesn't deserve that. What's to Meeta's family

704
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:22,039
gonna say, you guys, so many things. Okay. Last couple

705
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,440
is Bri and Marley, both thirty seven, living in Las Vegas.

706
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:36,079
They're like social media influencer polyamorous people. Now. Market was

707
00:44:36,199 --> 00:44:38,840
in a relationship with a man for a long ass

708
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:43,400
time and what happened was her and her husband were like,

709
00:44:43,519 --> 00:44:45,880
let's have some fun. Let's bring in a third and

710
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:51,719
that third was Bri. And then Market was like, you

711
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,159
know what, Bri and I are going to go do

712
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:57,760
our thing. We're into each other. You're not shit, you leave,

713
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,840
and Brie and I are going to like take social

714
00:45:00,159 --> 00:45:02,119
by storm. They have like a Facebook page, they go live.

715
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,719
Their whole thing is like they want to create a

716
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:11,239
poly polycule where only they are allowed to bring people

717
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,400
in because it's their way or the highway. And they're

718
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,880
like yeah, you know, we're going to bring it up

719
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:27,159
to like ninety nine women. They are popular online and

720
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,320
so women are sliding into their dms all the time,

721
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,960
like wanting to get in, you know, like you're also

722
00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:34,519
wanting to be famous and running that coattail. You know.

723
00:45:36,519 --> 00:45:40,880
Markets a little fembree is like a little mask, and

724
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,800
I like them a lot. So they go over their

725
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:49,599
things they want in a match. They want people who

726
00:45:49,679 --> 00:45:55,880
have big asses, nice teeth, and have hygiene, aren't crunchy.

727
00:45:56,039 --> 00:46:01,199
They say they're looking for pgs or potential girlfriends. At

728
00:46:01,199 --> 00:46:05,159
the same time, Market's still technically married, like she didn't

729
00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:08,079
get that paper done, you know what I'm saying, and

730
00:46:08,119 --> 00:46:12,159
Brie feels some type of way about it, badly anger

731
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:19,840
about it. So basically they have been dating, you know,

732
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,840
a couple of women, and none of the women are

733
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,239
really good except for Key. Now Key knows that she's

734
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:30,119
a knit girl, she has all the fly things, she's hot,

735
00:46:30,519 --> 00:46:32,559
she's into it. They've been dating for like a month

736
00:46:32,599 --> 00:46:36,840
or two, so Market and Brie are like, let's see

737
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,880
if you can get her on board. So we're gonna

738
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,639
wine and die in her doing something that we know

739
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:44,280
she likes, which is gar coat the way go kart racing.

740
00:46:45,519 --> 00:46:48,880
She likes the thrill of adrenaline, pedal to the metal.

741
00:46:49,559 --> 00:46:51,079
But the way they do it is all of them

742
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,559
are in the passenger seat while a professional go kart

743
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,800
face race sorry race car driver is like bringing them

744
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:04,800
around a track. And yeah, she checks all the boxes,

745
00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:07,920
you know, because she respects them. She knows that they're

746
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,519
the ones calling the shots. She isn't a pillow princess,

747
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:15,559
which means that she knows how to like look that kiddie,

748
00:47:15,679 --> 00:47:18,960
and she's not going to just like fall asleep right

749
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,920
after you've done her. And she has her own thing,

750
00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:24,119
you know, she makes her own money, She has her

751
00:47:24,159 --> 00:47:28,199
own life, and she doesn't smell. She showers daily, if

752
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:33,800
not hourly, make sure everything is right tight, put away

753
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,320
nice and neat. You know what I'm saying, Laby is

754
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:42,400
That's what I'm saying. So they take her out and listen,

755
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,800
they're like hot and have a lot of you know,

756
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,519
cachet online, so the fact that they're giving Key all

757
00:47:50,639 --> 00:47:53,760
the attention makes them feel like, of course Key is

758
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,719
going to want to jump on board, so many women

759
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,039
do or whatever, and then they pay for the go

760
00:47:58,559 --> 00:48:02,679
kart racing and Key is like, you know, prancing around.

761
00:48:03,039 --> 00:48:05,800
And so when they come clean and they're like, hey, Key,

762
00:48:07,039 --> 00:48:10,400
I want to be a part of this situation, you know.

763
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,840
And even though there is a little discord, as I said,

764
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,119
because Brie wants market to like go ahead and get

765
00:48:16,119 --> 00:48:21,599
that fucking divorce finalized, Key turns the tables on them

766
00:48:21,639 --> 00:48:27,719
and she's like, you know what, I'm not quite ready

767
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,440
and I need to think about it. And Mark it's like,

768
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,440
think about it, you know, think about it. Oh, yeah,

769
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,199
that makes sense, You're going to think about It's fine.

770
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,639
Now it's not fine. They're pissed on the inside, but

771
00:48:42,679 --> 00:48:44,719
they decide not to show it because they don't want

772
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,519
to look crazy. And the way that Key said it

773
00:48:47,519 --> 00:48:53,360
wasn't like super disrespectful. It was kind of like, I'm

774
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,199
not quite sure if I'm ready for this. I need

775
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,880
a little more time to think. Now. They want to

776
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:03,000
be like time's up, bitch, but they can't, you know,

777
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:10,159
because it seems like their prospects at the moment aren't great. Now. Again,

778
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,679
their list is not long of what they need. Someone

779
00:49:12,679 --> 00:49:18,239
who respects them has their own shit going showers and

780
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,679
knows how to throw down in bed, which makes me

781
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:25,599
feel like their prospects are just flat assed, fucked up

782
00:49:25,679 --> 00:49:31,800
teeth tired people that pass out and you know, want

783
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:37,199
a free dinner. Now, sometimes I'm that way. I'm just kidding,

784
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,239
but like you know, it's hard out there. Yeah, it's

785
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,039
hard out there to date. It's hard out there to

786
00:49:43,079 --> 00:49:47,119
find good people. I mean, I am in the same boat, truly.

787
00:49:48,159 --> 00:49:49,920
My list is small of what I need and I

788
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:54,519
can't find it. I also want someone who takes showers.

789
00:49:54,679 --> 00:49:58,679
I also want someone who you know, will do the

790
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,760
things to me that I'm willing to do to them.

791
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,880
And I want someone who has their own thing and

792
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:09,519
also money, you know, some money. So yeah, slim pickens

793
00:50:09,519 --> 00:50:11,800
out there. That's why they're so into Key, and that's

794
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:19,159
why Key knows it. He's like, I'm that girl. I

795
00:50:19,159 --> 00:50:21,679
don't know if he is also dating other people, like

796
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,639
we'll see if she's also like I am choosing between them,

797
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:28,280
or I'm in a relationship with you know, so and so,

798
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,880
and it could be a man, I'm not quite sure,

799
00:50:30,159 --> 00:50:33,760
or if he you know, only dips her pedicured toes

800
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,440
and the lady pond. I'm not quite sure, but we're

801
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,039
gonna find out. And I want the best for everyone involved.

802
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,320
You know, I love the fact I really need to

803
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,000
find maybe I could do it right now. I feel

804
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,079
like they showed us pictures of their Facebook, so I

805
00:50:48,159 --> 00:50:53,199
know that Market and Brie have a whole place on

806
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:58,599
the internet for them that, you know, is people into

807
00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:08,320
their polyamory. I'm looking right now. I found the wee

808
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:13,840
tv page for Okay. Yeah, they've been Polly for a

809
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,519
long time. I'll gotta find it some way. Yeah, they

810
00:51:16,519 --> 00:51:20,960
go live a lot. I'm assuming they have an Only Fans, right,

811
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:24,360
I mean, just because it's like, if why wouldn't you

812
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:28,280
make money, you know, giving people what they want, which

813
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:32,079
is a taste of the fantasy. If you make money

814
00:51:32,079 --> 00:51:35,840
that way and you're already open about other things, you

815
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,719
can't just be like showing titty on Facebook live. You

816
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,840
can't be showing titty and more on OnlyFans. And they're

817
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,039
just like, yeah, he would make a lot of money.

818
00:51:47,079 --> 00:51:50,880
He's like, I know. Anyway. That is the end of

819
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,199
the episode. I can't wait to talk about more of this.

820
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:57,519
It's very fun, it's very interesting, and it feels yeah

821
00:51:57,559 --> 00:52:01,159
like sister wives and love have to lock up together,

822
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,239
a beautiful marriage of those two together and I so

823
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,440
I'm here for it truly. If you haven't yet, please

824
00:52:09,519 --> 00:52:12,639
give this podcast five stars and I hopeful review wherever

825
00:52:12,679 --> 00:52:15,519
you listen to podcasts, as well as following me at

826
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:18,960
Chris sel Farah on all the major social media's like TikTok,

827
00:52:19,159 --> 00:52:22,239
like Instagram. I have my own Facebook, babes. I don't

828
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:25,199
show any titty, but it's Chris Farah on Facebook or

829
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,880
my private group Vanity Farah. At the same time, you

830
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,239
can join my Patreon and give me money five dollars

831
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:35,199
a month. We'll give you all of the uncut visuals

832
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twenty four hours before anyone else and or more, as

833
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,920
well as private lives, and I will do what you

834
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,119
tell me to do. So the people wanted Love after

835
00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:48,880
lock Up and I'm doing Love after lock Up now.

836
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:53,280
I'm also, of course following the Ninety Day Fiance season twelve,

837
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,679
so this is the third show I'm recapping right now.

838
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,679
This is Polly and I'm happy to do more and

839
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:02,599
connect with you with you more. So, thank you guys

840
00:53:02,599 --> 00:53:04,760
so much. Let's breathe and I will send you on

841
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:09,639
your merry way. Two breaths, plant your feet or feel

842
00:53:09,679 --> 00:53:13,920
your ass. Hopefully you have one market and Breeth would

843
00:53:14,039 --> 00:53:18,480
prefer you to have one on the seat. Let go

844
00:53:19,639 --> 00:53:23,159
of planning for the future or thinking about the past,

845
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:30,960
and hopefully right now, in the present moment, you are good.

846
00:53:31,559 --> 00:53:36,159
And if you are good, let's celebrate it by making

847
00:53:36,199 --> 00:53:41,000
sure that we can feel ourselves in this present moment,

848
00:53:42,079 --> 00:53:46,519
gifting ourselves with a celebration of what's actually happening in

849
00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:53,199
reality right now. It's a celebration that's not obviously that's

850
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,679
the tune for its sorry anniversary, but maybe it should

851
00:53:55,679 --> 00:54:01,119
be like, selebrate the present. Come on, that's better. Okay,

852
00:54:01,199 --> 00:54:28,559
two breaths in and out. All right, my loves, take

853
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:31,239
care of yourselves and one another. Stand up for what

854
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,079
you believe and make art. Okay, I'll talk to you later,

855
00:54:35,159 --> 00:54:35,199
my