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Speaker 2: they announce in the iHeart Radio Music Festival too. So, uh,
Speaker 2: said an alert man two days morning. Just a little
Speaker 2: ring rust still, I'll get it right. Maybe want a
Speaker 2: place a bet. I'll place a bet that I won't.
Speaker 2: You can't do that. You're gonna throw it. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I like your tone. I'm just saying I
Speaker 2: know how this game works. So it's not a death
Speaker 2: pool thing. But Clint east Would has announced that he
Speaker 2: is retired. He wasn't before. No, oh no, no, no.
Speaker 6: I mean I know he did that Baseball movie which
Speaker 6: was relatively recent. I want to say twenty Baseball movie.
Speaker 6: You referring hell. I forget the name of it, to
Speaker 6: be honest with you, I know he was the director
Speaker 6: of it. Maybe it was his daughter something like at
Speaker 6: but it was a baseball movie. You want to say.
Speaker 6: It was in like twenty four something like at I mean,
Speaker 6: he's done a lot of movies. Yeah, I don't think this.
Speaker 6: I'm looking at a list.
Speaker 2: There, here we go. Jeel He did Juror Number two
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty four, Criy Macho in twenty twenty one
Speaker 2: Old West movie. Richard Jewell. He did in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 2: The Guy about the Atlanta Olympic bombing. Yeah. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a fantastic movie. It's got Paul oh Man. What's his name,
Speaker 2: he's a great eight actor, kind of an overset guy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I've seen the movie. It's a it's a
Speaker 7: great movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Paul Walker Houser, Paul Walter Hauser is his name.
Speaker 2: The Mule fifteen seventeen to Paris, which is the one
Speaker 2: about those three guys that were on the train and
Speaker 2: they stopped a terrorist attack and people were like put
Speaker 2: them in it, and so they put them in it
Speaker 2: and they can't act like it's so bad. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: should have stuck with the actors. Yeah, Sully he did
Speaker 2: in twenty sixteen. Okay, American Sniper. Okay, that movie's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Jersey boys. He did in twenty twenty fourteen. Trouble with
Speaker 2: the Curve would be the the movie Gimbi's thinking about.
Speaker 2: That was fourteen years Oh yeah, I saw that. I
Speaker 2: was like, that was fourteen years ago.
Speaker 3: It was just that good.
Speaker 7: He was eighty two, he's like ninety eight.
Speaker 2: Now he's ninety. He's ninety six, and nobody's got him
Speaker 2: on their death pool.
Speaker 6: To be fair, I've had him on my death pool
Speaker 6: a few times, I think, maybe even last year. And
Speaker 6: that's why he didn't make it this year. You did
Speaker 6: not have him on your list last year. You did
Speaker 6: not have him on your list in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6: You had him in twenty twenty three. So when he
Speaker 6: was ninety three, more.
Speaker 2: Recent than I thought on that movie. So listen, my
Speaker 2: mind's damage.
Speaker 3: He's doing up for grabs.
Speaker 2: So ninety six and nobody got him no, because he's
Speaker 2: been working. Well, I well, plenty of people work until
Speaker 2: they die. You know what happens when they stop working
Speaker 2: when they die? Right, But I'll put.
Speaker 6: Him like Dick van Dyke, Right, Dick van Dyke is
Speaker 6: one hundred years old, he'll be one hundred and one
Speaker 6: this year, and still acts like he's seventy nine.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Right, So I've gone to this point when it comes
Speaker 6: to these old ass actors or you know, celebrities like that,
Speaker 6: Like I just I've given up hope on them dying.
Speaker 2: Oh why, Oh, you don't have to give up hope.
Speaker 2: It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. Well, it's a matter
Speaker 2: of win. Jaja.
Speaker 6: There's a reason we have the what is it, Jajah
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Speaker 2: The Jajac Haha, jokes on you. I tricked you all
Speaker 2: Memorial death Pool Hall of Fame brought to you by
Speaker 2: Bob's Drywall. Yeah, because you never know, you're like, come on,
Speaker 2: take talk at the get there. You're you're ancient. You
Speaker 2: should be dead by now. And Dick Van Dyke's a
Speaker 2: prime example. Yeah, he's he's in the he's a nominee
Speaker 2: this year. Yeah.
Speaker 7: If he doesn't kick it this year, he's off the
Speaker 7: table forever.
Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, we just got to decide we're not gonna
Speaker 2: rename it, so I don't know if he just becomes
Speaker 2: we named the members afterwards, let's just be the Yeah.
Speaker 2: But when I started it yeah, and I to me,
Speaker 2: Clint Eastwood doesn't look happy.
Speaker 3: When did he ever? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, it's fair. He's never looked like a happy guy.
Speaker 2: I've never when he smiles, You're like, is he being snarky?
Speaker 3: He's always looked like dirty Harry.
Speaker 2: I wonder if you can find a picture on the
Speaker 2: internet if Clint Eastwood smile. Okay, surely there is one,
Speaker 2: but probably not a smile like we would think. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a few. Yeah, he didn't mean it right in
Speaker 2: his younger years. There's a couple of this forced smiles. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because he's on the red carpet. This one here is
Speaker 2: like I just want to grab my pants. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: do you see this photo where Fox is this Fox
Speaker 2: News saying happy birthday to him? Yeah, it's Fox News
Speaker 2: just from a day ago. He looks dead here and
Speaker 2: also looks like Mark Zuckerberg a little bit. That's what
Speaker 2: it like. Oh wow, ninety six, I'm not doing You
Speaker 2: all can come to me. I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 6: As you shouldn't. I don't think anybody should, right if
Speaker 6: you are that age. You've lived on this earth long enough, y'all.
Speaker 6: Some bitches come here. I'm tired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom has a friend and her mom lives
Speaker 2: to be like one hundred and ten like some crazy number, right,
Speaker 2: And in the end she was sleeping like six times
Speaker 2: a day. I mean, what else are you going to do?
Speaker 2: The last ten years of her life was pretty much
Speaker 2: sleeping because she wanted to, or she had to, or
Speaker 2: she couldn't do anything else. I think those are all
Speaker 2: different things there. Well, I mean I'm not saying she
Speaker 2: was in medically comas or anything like that, right, It
Speaker 2: just that's what was consisting of her day. She was like,
Speaker 2: I'm tired. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I believe you moved
Speaker 2: around a lot. Yeah, ten years. Yeah, and it isn't genetic, right,
Speaker 2: which is surprising when people live that long. It's not
Speaker 2: genetic because typically when someone lives that long, you're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm good. We've said, hey, my my dad lived to
Speaker 2: this or whatever, and you think you're gonna live to
Speaker 2: that age as well, and that's that's just not true.
Speaker 2: But so that's what I'm gonna sleep a lot. Definitely
Speaker 2: have a recliner. Oh yeah, if you don't have one already,
Speaker 2: cliners are amazing. Yeah, I don't have one. You are
Speaker 2: missing out, my friend.
Speaker 3: That's just because at that age, that's all you can
Speaker 3: get in and out of all you need.
Speaker 2: Cliners.
Speaker 6: Yeah, move it for you. Yeah, you get one of
Speaker 6: those ones. Whre you have to get your own ass
Speaker 6: out of there. You're stuck, right, it's not I'm stuck
Speaker 6: and I'm forty.
Speaker 2: Well, here's my problem why I don't want one, besides
Speaker 2: their hideous to look at. But the I'm afraid I'm
Speaker 2: gonna like it too much and then I'll never get
Speaker 2: to sit in it. Oh right, because everybody else be.
Speaker 6: Like someone else is like my wife, and be like
Speaker 6: a damn it. And then you can do what my
Speaker 6: dad says, get out of my chair.
Speaker 3: Get out of my Yeah.
Speaker 2: I treat everybody pretty equal in my house. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: you can tell them all get the hell out of
Speaker 2: my chair.
Speaker 6: That's dad's chair. And then you do it enough times.
Speaker 6: As soon as that door opens, just a little creak,
Speaker 6: they heard the car pull up. You're like, oh, jump
Speaker 6: up and run and like and I was never there,
Speaker 6: even though when you walk in chair still rocking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just chair. I don't care. I don't
Speaker 2: need to establish my dominance and life for a chair well, I.
Speaker 7: Mean, I guess you could pass on it. That's one
Speaker 7: way to market here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also not a good idea. It feels like you're
Speaker 2: ruined it at that point for everybody else. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't like when you go to the theater and
Speaker 2: you use the reclining ones there. I don't even really
Speaker 2: love those.
Speaker 7: Really you Oh, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: God damn, man, you're not wrong.
Speaker 6: I don't really use the reclining of theaters if if
Speaker 6: I do go because I don't want to fall asleep
Speaker 6: during a movie that I just paid twelve dollars to
Speaker 6: get it.
Speaker 2: Twelve What are you going to a matinee? Yeah? Right,
Speaker 2: twelve dollars feels like a steal. Man, go to show
Speaker 2: you how long it's been since I've been to a theater. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that feels like a crazy steal.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Either way, a movie that I just paid forty five
Speaker 2: dollars to get in to see, I don't want to
Speaker 2: fall asleep through it. Man, Now I want to do that.
Speaker 2: I want to watch it at my house where I
Speaker 2: can go back and watch it again free at charge. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't blame you. My wife's like, do you want
Speaker 2: to go see a movie. I'm like, eh, we saw, yeah,
Speaker 2: we saw it. I've been wanting to see Project Tail Mary.
Speaker 2: Everybody's like, you got to see it in the theater
Speaker 2: and I was like, ooh, it's how long, right, I'll
Speaker 2: read a book for days and days and days, but
Speaker 2: can go to the movie. And if we saw this
Speaker 2: new movie on Netflix. It's got Sashiborg Coin and rosemund Pike.
Speaker 2: If you know who she is, she was the female
Speaker 2: in Gone Girl that was Gone uh. And it is
Speaker 2: a it is a what do they call those movies
Speaker 2: where you you warp, Like a warp happens in the movie,
Speaker 2: like trading places or body swap, body swamp. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: it's kind of like a body swap movie. But Sashiborg
Speaker 2: Cohen is like a ladies man, and he is like
Speaker 2: kind of a douchebag, right, but then he hits his
Speaker 2: head and when he comes to it's the now it's
Speaker 2: just women are that way? Oh nice, Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 2: called Ladies First. It looks really funny and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I thought it was a series. I'm like, we should
Speaker 2: watch this, and my wife it's a movie. I'm like, ooh, oh,
Speaker 2: damn not it's too bad because I don't commit to
Speaker 2: movies rarely anymore. If anything, I got to part you
Speaker 2: know two part of them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got eighty five inches of television and a
Speaker 6: pretty good sound system.
Speaker 7: I don't need to go to the theater. I'm fine
Speaker 7: right there in the living room.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree. I don't disagree the snacks are better.
Speaker 2: I don't have to deal with your stupid ass texting
Speaker 2: yes or.
Speaker 3: Being loud right, your baby crying.
Speaker 6: Uh huh, taking a poop in the middle of the movie,
Speaker 6: stinging up the whole damn theater.
Speaker 2: Oh god, what kind of movies do you go to
Speaker 2: saying that has never happened to me in a movie.
Speaker 7: I hope you haven't crapped your pants in a movie.
Speaker 2: Or had somebody else to, or that's not fair. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't maybe I didn't know.
Speaker 7: How would you unless the how did you?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 7: Baby, baby poop is it's pretty pertinent.
Speaker 2: You know it, you know, And toddler poop is yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, settle down YouTube royalty, but a toddler human
Speaker 2: poop stinks, yeah, full stop. I was just thinking, all, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're the one saying this. I'm I'm the one arguing
Speaker 2: that it's all the same.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying nothing worse than crappy baby crapping its
Speaker 6: pants or just crying in general. Are people You can
Speaker 6: tell people to shut up, that's not feel bad about it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I was watching this video of this morning, and it
Speaker 2: was this guy complaining about he got divorced and how
Speaker 2: horrible his ex wife is and her new husband is,
Speaker 2: and and just complaining. And it's like, people gonna be people. Man,
Speaker 2: you are wasting energy and bread man, like you could
Speaker 2: tell people to shut up. No, you can. You can
Speaker 2: also tell kids to shut up, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think when it comes to kids, it's best
Speaker 6: to tell their parents to tell their kids to shut
Speaker 6: the hell up. Again, yelling at somebody else's kid that's
Speaker 6: not yours something.
Speaker 2: I think telling anyone to shut up is pretty dumb
Speaker 2: and waste of time. And I've been guilty of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why we go. Also a weird thing to do.
Speaker 2: Don't me like you're better than me. You can tell
Speaker 2: me to shut up. I don't think so.
Speaker 7: I never said shut up.
Speaker 2: I said zipped a good hay always work. Hey, yeah right,
Speaker 2: I guess their attention all right, we gotta take a break.
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Speaker 6: World news, local news and news that just makes you say,
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Speaker 6: seventy five.
Speaker 3: A man Sue's Carnival Cruises for five million over burns
Speaker 3: from hot pool deck. This happens down in Florida, where
Speaker 3: Jorge Luis to Alverio Nunez filed a federal lawsuit against
Speaker 3: the Carnival Cruise Line seeking five million dollars after he
Speaker 3: suffered second degree burns on both feet aboard the Carnival
Speaker 3: Magic Back in May of last year. Nunaz claims he
Speaker 3: sustained burns within seconds while walking barefoot roughly twenty steps
Speaker 3: across an overheated pool deck. The lawsuit a ledges that
Speaker 3: Carnival failed to warn passengers about dangerous deck temperatures. They
Speaker 3: didn't post any warning signs, they didn't monitor the heat
Speaker 3: levels or require footwear and high temperature zones. Attorneys argue
Speaker 3: the company knew of similar incidents, citing twenty five reported
Speaker 3: injuries and dozens of complaints about overheated decks over six years.
Speaker 3: The suit seeks damages for medical treatment, pain suffering, lost earnings,
Speaker 3: and emotional distress. Carnival is also facing recent lawsuits over
Speaker 3: a passenger losing both legs during a Bahamas excursion and
Speaker 3: a mobility scooter accident during a disembaration.
Speaker 2: I think everybody knows. You know it gonna be hot.
Speaker 2: That deck is hot. The sun makes things.
Speaker 7: We've all walked on the beach before, hot sand.
Speaker 6: You're gonna sue God for making it right walking across
Speaker 6: the driveway apart.
Speaker 2: This is dumb.
Speaker 3: Will he probably will.
Speaker 7: I don't think he will.
Speaker 3: I kind of think he will.
Speaker 2: I don't think you will. Because you have to sign
Speaker 2: paperwork to be on the ship, and it may be
Speaker 2: in there and he just didn't see it or read it.
Speaker 6: That's true fine print that no what cares about because
Speaker 6: you're too busy being excited to get on your.
Speaker 2: Cruise, and I'm sure he walked around and read all
Speaker 2: the signs. And furthermore, Susan, the person that got a
Speaker 2: leg problem because they were in their motor scooter, what
Speaker 2: I gotta know more about that. That's amazing because there's
Speaker 2: ramp accessibility. I can't I gotta know how you how
Speaker 2: did you lose your leg? Yeah? How did you lose
Speaker 2: your He Sceen, saying.
Speaker 3: I wonder too. As long as I would assume that
Speaker 3: if in that that deck area, if it's say, has
Speaker 3: no lifeguard on duty, I would assume that that's all
Speaker 3: it needs for carnival cruising to be in the clear.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but when I was on a cruise, there
Speaker 2: were lifeguards. Yeah, there were staff everywhere. Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: can't imagine you would sue them because you choked on food, right,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like that? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: see how. I don't see where the merit is. I
Speaker 2: don't see where their negligence.
Speaker 1: Is right.
Speaker 3: Now unless they didn't have means to take care of him.
Speaker 2: Right right? Yeah? And also did he seek help? Did
Speaker 2: he go and talk to them or did he wait
Speaker 2: till he was off the ship right, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: And what degree burns did it take?
Speaker 3: Second degree?
Speaker 7: Seems pretty raw.
Speaker 2: And I think they just got to catch him one time,
Speaker 2: like in his yard at a pool party without shoes
Speaker 2: on going, especially if they can catch him go ah right, right.
Speaker 6: Man arrested for having his pants down outside of Taco
Speaker 6: bell with his life fish named Baja Blast.
Speaker 2: In his backpack. Don't do that. I never carried a
Speaker 2: fish in my backpack. That's just me.
Speaker 6: Comes out of Florida where a twenty eight year old
Speaker 6: guy named brand Dong was hanging outside a Taco Bell
Speaker 6: and he was caught with, of course his danga lang
Speaker 6: out and he had multiple, yes, multiple pairs of pants
Speaker 6: down around his knees. So of course staff there at
Speaker 6: the bell they called police. The police get out there.
Speaker 6: When brand Dong sees the police, instead of pulling his
Speaker 6: pants up, he pulls his hoodie down.
Speaker 2: I don't get it either.
Speaker 6: They went ahead and cuffed him up, started searching his belongings,
Speaker 6: and that's where they found a beta fish in a
Speaker 6: plastic container inside his backpack. Of course, police, being the
Speaker 6: funny police people they are, they nicknamed the fish Baja
Speaker 6: Blast and then sent it to the Humane Society where
Speaker 6: that staff says that the fish is doing great, doing
Speaker 6: awesome fishy things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, swimming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did he keep the fish alive? It wasn't
Speaker 2: a plastic containers. Was probably just in a bag, you know,
Speaker 2: he just yeah, you know, and what what?
Speaker 6: What state was the sentences in Florida? This was in
Speaker 6: Flagler County, Florida. Uh, but brand Dong was charged with
Speaker 6: unlawful exposure of sexual organs. Not animal cruelty though, because
Speaker 6: fish aren't animals.
Speaker 2: I just think that let's just say it hit like
Speaker 2: a goldfish or a guppy. Yeah, like a like a
Speaker 2: like al lunchbeat container. Okay, I would think the water
Speaker 2: would heat up. Maybe.
Speaker 3: Now if he had too made of fish, would it
Speaker 3: have been animal.
Speaker 2: Cruelty because they're like fighting when they get like that. Maybe,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Maybe there was two and then the you know, aha
Speaker 7: blast was the king?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who knows the king. Eighty three year old woman
Speaker 2: attacked by wild turkeys, not the drink. Hey. This woman,
Speaker 2: Mary Joe Kelly, was attacked from behind by two wild
Speaker 2: turkeys during her nightly walk. She fell face first, broke
Speaker 2: her glasses, injured her hand and thumb, and had a
Speaker 2: bloody nose and had to get a CT scan and
Speaker 2: he died. Six stitches in her right hand yikes. The
Speaker 2: article says she's frustrated because she says the city isn't
Speaker 2: doing enough. Police told her they couldn't file the same
Speaker 2: kind of report they would for a domestic animal attack
Speaker 2: because the turkeys are wildlife. The city Animal Control said
Speaker 2: the city currently can't remove the turkeys. The city says
Speaker 2: spring mating season makes turkeys more aggressive, and apparently they
Speaker 2: got it for her Betty. Residents are being told to
Speaker 2: avoid approaching them, cross the street when needed, keep dogs leashed,
Speaker 2: and stay away from the birds. A turkey also reportedly
Speaker 2: attacked a pet dog recently. I could see it though.
Speaker 2: I mean she's eighty three.
Speaker 6: She probably got that turkey neck getting my hole little right,
Speaker 6: and while turkeys were like, h well that's a big
Speaker 6: and I'm coming for you and attacked from the back.
Speaker 2: Is there that many in the city that there's a
Speaker 2: problem Alameda? This is Alameda. It's not a small it's
Speaker 2: not rural.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: No, they're migrating as because the more that we grow out,
Speaker 6: the animals that are around, they gotta go somewhere.
Speaker 2: So they Yeah, sure, but there's also a bunch of
Speaker 2: country in California. So to be in the city where
Speaker 2: there's trash cans and all that others, unless they're adapting
Speaker 2: and eating trash, I don't know. Well it could be.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the difference between a city coon and
Speaker 2: a country cone. Yeah, they're both. They all like to
Speaker 2: eat garbage. Yeah, there just isn't as many in the country.
Speaker 2: They get eaten by other predators. I guess, right.
Speaker 7: Maybe that's why they're all moving in inwards.
Speaker 2: They're like, ah, maybe they had a net George ja Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like listen, I am tired of dealing with these wolves.
Speaker 2: I'm moving up town. Yeah. Turkeys, man, mean any birds? Yeah,
Speaker 2: hate them, all of them. They don't. They barely taste
Speaker 2: good with barbecue, sauce, sure, gravy right when you cover
Speaker 2: and stuff. Maybe deep fried? Oh yeah, but deep turkey.
Speaker 2: Do people eat deep turkey? There's a lot of house
Speaker 2: fires in the holiday times. Well, okay, yeah, I'm thinking
Speaker 2: of deep fried. Like when you get chicken tenders fried,
Speaker 2: those are pretty delicious and I am when you but
Speaker 2: you don't see turkey tenders fried. To be fair, I
Speaker 2: don't ever really see turkey tenders. Oh yeah, dude, really yeah,
Speaker 2: they like that big put them on the grill. Okay,
Speaker 2: turkey legs you mean ostrich? Yeah right, still fun to eat,
Speaker 2: feel like a fiking. Yeah, my horn cup. All right,
Speaker 2: we gotta take a break. We'll be back.
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Speaker 2: I saw this thing online and it was just so
Speaker 2: funny to me, so I started writing them down and
Speaker 2: keeping track of them when they showed up. There's this
Speaker 2: guy on social media that does things you shouldn't do
Speaker 2: as a grown man. Okay, So, as grown what do
Speaker 2: you think is the over the age of thirty? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm happy with that because some people be like, I'm nineteen,
Speaker 2: I'm eighteen.
Speaker 7: I'm an adult, I'm grown. But I'll agree over thirty
Speaker 7: is good.
Speaker 2: All right. So the first one that I wrote down
Speaker 2: that he said was having rubber ducks on your dashboard.
Speaker 2: You said, as a grown man, guys, a grown man.
Speaker 3: But isn't that part of the jeep No?
Speaker 2: Oh, they may say that, Uh huh, it is. It
Speaker 2: is part of jeep culture, half of vagina.
Speaker 3: Oh it's just for women.
Speaker 2: I'm just listen.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you what this guy said that as
Speaker 2: a grown man, you shouldn't have rubber ducks on your dashboard.
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything about jeeps. It did say anything
Speaker 2: about a man or a just said as a grown man, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you should not have toys on your dashboard. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have a friend that is over the age of
Speaker 3: thirty and he bought a Jeep last year and he
Speaker 3: has one duck. He keeps it inside his dashboard or
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, not in his dashboard. He keeps it in
Speaker 3: his glove compartment. And I said, do you have the ducks?
Speaker 3: And he goes, I have one. I was given one,
Speaker 3: and I keep it in my glovebox and keep why.
Speaker 3: A Jeep person comes to me and he goes, oh,
Speaker 3: I have one, thanks, and he'll show it and then
Speaker 3: he'll shove it in his glovebox just to prove that
Speaker 3: he has one.
Speaker 2: He's part of the club that's retorted, Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: lot of uh uh.
Speaker 6: I personally think as an adult, you shouldn't have any
Speaker 6: toys on your car dashboard, front or back dash.
Speaker 3: I always thought that it was a distract could get
Speaker 3: you a ticket from a police office.
Speaker 2: I think it's an additional ticket. I don't think it's
Speaker 2: a ticket. Yeah, I seen them out there. Beanie babies
Speaker 2: are still a thing. Got them bitches lined up on
Speaker 2: the front or back dash. I know a grown ass
Speaker 2: man and he's probably listening right now.
Speaker 6: Ori is probably one of the gayest jeeps that I've
Speaker 6: ever seen, right, and his whole front dash is full
Speaker 6: of nothing but ducks.
Speaker 2: You know who you are. Another thing as a grown
Speaker 2: ass man, you shouldn't do knitting.
Speaker 3: I don't know any knitters.
Speaker 6: Okay, here's my stance, now, hear me out. I will
Speaker 6: agree that knitting is for old women. Okay, but let's
Speaker 6: say you're using it as a form of rehab, okay,
Speaker 6: or a form of training of sorts, right, because it's
Speaker 6: you gotta be real intricate when.
Speaker 7: It comes to knitting, Okay.
Speaker 2: That is the only way that I'll let you slide
Speaker 2: as a.
Speaker 6: Old man saying, Hey, I knitted you a sweater, a
Speaker 6: pair of socks, beanie, whatever your buddy goes, Hey, I
Speaker 6: knitted you a hat.
Speaker 2: You go okay, thanks, buden ha. This is some somebody
Speaker 2: else wrote these. These are mine. Things you shouldn't do
Speaker 2: as a grown ass man. Watching streamers. So that is
Speaker 2: watching people that stream on the computer.
Speaker 3: On the youtubes, on Twitter, sure or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, streamers playing just video games. It just says streamers. Streamers. See.
Speaker 6: I don't get into that, so I don't know a lot,
Speaker 6: but I do know that kids will watch streamers.
Speaker 2: Say that sentence again, kids kids will watch streamers play
Speaker 2: video games and such like that.
Speaker 7: So I don't think you.
Speaker 2: Should Another one he had putting your cash app in
Speaker 2: your biod Yeah, lame. Why anybody would do that? Are
Speaker 2: you just expecting people be like, Ah, there's this cash app.
Speaker 2: I'm going to drop them.
Speaker 3: Five people do it when there it's like, it's my birthday,
Speaker 3: here's my cash app.
Speaker 2: Well, based off the voice she's saying, women do this,
Speaker 2: apparently a lot.
Speaker 3: Lots of kids or I have seen people on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Hey it's my kid's birthday. Why don't you show them
Speaker 3: some love or show her some love, or they're graduating,
Speaker 3: show them some love. Here's their cash app.
Speaker 2: This one's a good one. Things you shouldn't be doing
Speaker 2: as a grown ass man, which we've decided is the
Speaker 2: age of thirty being able to do a split? Good
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 3: What if they're a professional dancer.
Speaker 2: I just added one things you shouldn't do as a
Speaker 2: grown ass man be a professional dancer. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 2: make it on dancing with the stillors. Though, what if
Speaker 2: they're you know, then you would be. It would be
Speaker 2: already established.
Speaker 6: I say, as a grown ass man, impressive that you
Speaker 6: can do is split without ripping your balls apart.
Speaker 7: But I don't think you should listen.
Speaker 2: But that's your bar trick, get bent. Another thing you
Speaker 2: shouldn't do as a grown ass man, taking too long
Speaker 2: in the shower. Yeah, agreed, we took it into everything shower.
Speaker 2: It should be an everything shower every time. Right. My
Speaker 2: kids are always flabbergasted how long I can take a shower.
Speaker 2: Quickly I can take a shower.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you just gotta get in there and get the
Speaker 6: grime off and get out. Man, you don't have to
Speaker 6: sit in there, no short of tugging one out. You
Speaker 6: shouldn't be in there for thirty forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Another one that's on this list of things you shouldn't
Speaker 2: do as a grown ass man overdrafting your bank account. Now,
Speaker 2: that happening once in a while, okay, but if it
Speaker 2: happens a lot, living in it. Living in overdraft, you
Speaker 2: aren't man. In making good That is a you not
Speaker 2: making good decisions. That's not you not making enough money.
Speaker 2: That's you not making good decisions. Yeah, and at the
Speaker 2: age of thirty you should have that figured out by man.
Speaker 2: This one's stung a little wearing a snapback hat. I
Speaker 2: like snapback hats.
Speaker 3: Is that the ones that.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's the back part instead of a fitted hat,
Speaker 2: the traditional hats that we all know.
Speaker 6: I think as a grown ass man, you should not,
Speaker 6: I think, but my personal preferences is fitted hat or flex.
Speaker 2: Fit you know, is fine. My son, my youngest boy,
Speaker 2: gave me a kick ass Niners hat, but it's a
Speaker 2: snap back and I'm.
Speaker 7: Just like, yeah, I love it. If it was fitted,
Speaker 7: i'd wear it more often.
Speaker 3: I think as a grown ass man, you should be
Speaker 3: able to wear whatever the hell you want because you're
Speaker 3: paying for it.
Speaker 2: Well, not if it's a gift, right, Okay, Well, but
Speaker 2: that's not sure. Things you shouldn't do as a grown
Speaker 2: ass man. Not filling your gas tank all the way, well, okay,
Speaker 2: is that because you're living an over you just ain't
Speaker 2: got enough money. You need gas in your car. You're
Speaker 2: putting it in there. Either way, whether you do it
Speaker 2: an hour or later, you're doing it. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think you should fill it up all the way
Speaker 7: every time.
Speaker 2: Another one This is kind of a repeat of things
Speaker 2: you shouldn't do as a grown ass man. Be broke,
Speaker 2: make better decisions with your money. Another one that's on
Speaker 2: this list of things you shouldn't do as a grown
Speaker 2: ass man having a personalized license plate. I ain't nothing
Speaker 2: wrong with that. I'm on now, I think there is.
Speaker 2: I think they're silly. Well, not everybody's like you. Some
Speaker 2: people like to apparently not apparently not. Another thing you
Speaker 2: shouldn't do as a grown ass man. Yawn, That's that's normal.
Speaker 7: That's life. You get tired, you yawn. I'm fighting it
Speaker 7: right now.
Speaker 2: Another thing you shouldn't do as a grown ass man.
Speaker 2: This guy watching reality TV?
Speaker 6: What kind of reac you're talking about here? Is it
Speaker 6: Real Housewives of New Jersey or Atlanta? Or are we
Speaker 6: watching like Doug Dynasty or Pawn Stars. I think there's
Speaker 6: a difference.
Speaker 2: We're alone, they're all scripted, right, that is true.
Speaker 6: But if I see a grown ass man watching Real Housewives,
Speaker 6: I'm questioning a few things. If I see him watching
Speaker 6: Doug dinoson and like, hey, toss me a beer, let's
Speaker 6: watch and see what Uncle Phil's going to say.
Speaker 2: Now, somebody texting in I know a couple of hardcore
Speaker 2: knitters from the block. They sure, sure wearing your ballcap backwards.
Speaker 2: I feel stupid wearing it forwards, like with the bill
Speaker 2: out front. It feels weird. It just does. Uh. These
Speaker 2: are things you shouldn't do as a grown ass man.
Speaker 2: Starting to GoFundMe again. Make better financial decisions.
Speaker 3: Right, you're starting it for someone else.
Speaker 7: You shouldn't do that, right, it's their business.
Speaker 6: I would agree, But like, let's just say you, I
Speaker 6: don't know, we're in an accent or something and needed
Speaker 6: to pay some bills. Yeah, life's of kicking the balls.
Speaker 6: Quit asking people to help you out. I would agree
Speaker 6: with you on that. Okay, I'll agree with you on that.
Speaker 6: You got yourself in the situation you figured out right,
Speaker 6: you know, bills otherwise, Yeah, you shouldn't be out there digitally.
Speaker 7: Panhandling is what that is.
Speaker 2: It's panhandling right now. I get it. Unfortunate and okay,
Speaker 2: but just because you know you got in a car wreck,
Speaker 2: come on, yeah, playing air guitar things you shouldn't do
Speaker 2: as a grown ass man.
Speaker 3: I I don't agree. That's just someone who just is
Speaker 3: a fun person like you and I have personality.
Speaker 2: You and I settled down. Don't take offense. No, no,
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like you're gonna hear in a minute.
Speaker 3: Someone who plays air guitar probably does it with their kids,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Funny and those things when we watch the air Guitar Championships. Yeah,
Speaker 2: those people don't look like they have kids.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, but I could just picture a dad
Speaker 3: in the car playing air guitar and the kids playing drum.
Speaker 3: I just yeah.
Speaker 2: Another one on this list of things you shouldn't do
Speaker 2: as a grown ass man having velcrow shoes.
Speaker 6: Hey, you know how hard it is that fat gut
Speaker 6: trying to lay over and tie them some bitches. Sometimes
Speaker 6: velcrow is just better. Now, with that being said, I
Speaker 6: don't know any belcrow shoes, but like elderly men have
Speaker 6: to wear velcrow shoes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I don't agree with that.
Speaker 2: Another one on this list of things you shouldn't do
Speaker 2: as a grown ass man having a sweet tooth. Ain't
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that, especially after you rip the ball
Speaker 2: a few times. You're like, I could use some ice
Speaker 2: cream right now.
Speaker 3: I could use a star crunch.
Speaker 2: Another one on this list having a loud muffler on
Speaker 2: your car. I agree. Ain't no girl been like, oh my,
Speaker 2: it is extended eyelashes for dudes. If you're in that scene,
Speaker 2: you're in that scene, all right, Yeah it is. It's
Speaker 2: a form of I guess you could say pet cocking
Speaker 2: is a way to put it, Okay, okay, because you know,
Speaker 2: with with with cars and stuff and trucks, yeah, motorcycles especially.
Speaker 2: It's probably why I'm a little defensive about it right now,
Speaker 2: you know. But I'll tell you what, man, I get
Speaker 2: a lot of comments to be like, damn, your bike
Speaker 2: is loud af that sounds good. I'm like, I all
Speaker 2: right from dudes. Yeah, that's what we do it for.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. Another one that's on this list of things
Speaker 2: you shouldn't do as a grown ass man getting.
Speaker 3: Homesick you miss your mama's cooking.
Speaker 2: Do you another one? Driving a convertible only if you're
Speaker 2: going to a certain rade. What lindsay but that you're
Speaker 2: just not not fun.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with having a convertible?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: They're great for women or men now with their little
Speaker 7: tiny dogs.
Speaker 3: What if you live in California?
Speaker 2: What the hell does that? Well?
Speaker 3: The weather is awesome all the time, so I hear,
Speaker 3: I've never been there.
Speaker 2: Uh, drinking warm milk. Things you shouldn't do as a
Speaker 2: grown ass man. Who the hell does that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, I'm not that I know of
Speaker 3: I'm sure when I was a baby. I've never as
Speaker 3: an adult drink warm milk.
Speaker 2: Something you shouldn't tell I'm sorry, Something you shouldn't do
Speaker 2: as a grown ass man. Telling uh, someone how cute
Speaker 2: their dog is?
Speaker 7: That again goes with the convertible and certain parades.
Speaker 3: No, gibbie, you have told someone they have a cute dog.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you're a dog lover.
Speaker 6: I am a dog lover, but I'll be like, that's
Speaker 6: a good looking bit you got there, like our cool dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Well, how cute is a little dog? Asking your barber
Speaker 2: to put designs in your hair? Something you shouldn't do
Speaker 2: as a grown ass man? One hundred if you I'm
Speaker 2: gonna sorry do My best lines is what if you're
Speaker 2: doing an adult softball? I need a light? Both agree
Speaker 2: with that one.
Speaker 3: Where on the list is wearing socks and crocs or
Speaker 3: socks and flip flops?
Speaker 7: Well, lucky for us, it's another You know that's an end.
Speaker 2: Thing, right, stop it.
Speaker 3: Flip flops inside.
Speaker 2: Stop being old. You're being old right now. Flip flops
Speaker 2: and socks, well, maybe not flip flops slides. You know
Speaker 2: how hard it is to wear socks with flip flops.
Speaker 2: This is the song you got Ninja feet, then another one,
Speaker 2: this is interesting. Things you shouldn't do as a grown
Speaker 2: ass man working at fast food restaurants get a The
Speaker 2: key said, get a job doing construction. Can you move over,
Speaker 2: lindsay so I can. Sorry, getting a job doing Get
Speaker 2: a job doing construction. Don't be flipping burgers. Not everybody's
Speaker 2: built for construction job. There are plenty of manual labor jobs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and and and and honestly, I mean flipping burgers is
Speaker 2: manual labor. You know. You cannot put that in the
Speaker 2: same category as breaking rock, same as roofing a house.
Speaker 2: You were absolutely right.
Speaker 6: However, it's not sitting, you know, behind a desk, you know,
Speaker 6: answering phone ones all day either.
Speaker 3: What if the person has a skin condition and or
Speaker 3: they can't be in the heat moving on.
Speaker 2: Things you shouldn't do as a grown ass man using coupons.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I want to get too. Things you shouldn't
Speaker 2: do as a grown ass man. Uh, fixing your hair
Speaker 2: in traffic, Yeah, you shouldn't. You should already be done before.
Speaker 3: What if you're on your way to a date?
Speaker 2: Another one? Rubbing your hands together before eating a meal?
Speaker 2: He said, what are you? Tom? And Jerry? So good?
Speaker 2: Another one on this list of things you shouldn't do
Speaker 2: as a grown ass man karaoke?
Speaker 7: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Singing party in the USA? By Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 6: I'll give you that your song choice does make a difference,
Speaker 6: all right, if you're singing Johnny Cash and it's okay,
Speaker 6: Miley Cyrus not so much.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think this guy's just a fun hater.
Speaker 2: Another one that's on this list of things you shouldn't
Speaker 2: do as a grown ass man. Failing a driver's test.
Speaker 2: I agree, Oh yeah, as a grown ass person. Wait, lindsay,
Speaker 2: where's the what if you're not a good test taker?
Speaker 3: Well, that is true, but why are you taking a
Speaker 3: test at thirty?
Speaker 2: Another? Because maybe you waited? Okay, I don't see how
Speaker 2: you see rationale and other ones but not like that.
Speaker 2: Another one drinking Starbucks Just drink coffee? Okay. The things
Speaker 2: you shouldn't do as a grown ass man wearing a jersey.
Speaker 6: I ain't nothing wrong with wearing a jersey. Yeah, there's
Speaker 6: one on this list. Wearing a T shirt in the pool.
Speaker 6: I don't think as a grown ass man you should
Speaker 6: do that. I mean I wear a rash guard u
Speaker 6: V protection.
Speaker 2: I don't think I know what you're talking about, but okay,
Speaker 2: it's like what you see long guys wear, whatever their
Speaker 2: long sleeves they protection from the UV. Protection is something
Speaker 2: you do for the SunNet skin cancer, gimpie skin cancer,
Speaker 2: schmin cancer whatever. I'm talking about. Those fat guys go
Speaker 2: to the water, mak a foot of my tubby little
Speaker 2: man boobs. I'm going to wear a T shirt. Were
Speaker 2: you still see you? Come on? Another one on this
Speaker 2: list things you shouldn't do as a grown ass man
Speaker 2: having cramps. Even if you get one, you shouldn't tell
Speaker 2: people muscle cramps, Lindsey. Another one smoking e cigarettes. Be
Speaker 2: a man and smoke a cigarette. You are goddamn right.
Speaker 2: It's sucking on that robot d is. Smoke a real cigarette.
Speaker 2: Another one that you shouldn't do as a grown ass
Speaker 2: man having two middle names. Another one, sleeping in a
Speaker 2: shirt with nothing on below the waist. Got porky picking
Speaker 2: it in bed. Another one ordering a wacky pack from Sonic.
Speaker 2: Another one not eating a pizza crust. Not eating the
Speaker 2: pizza crust, You eat that crust. Another one complaining about
Speaker 2: gas prices. Just put gas in your car. Another one
Speaker 2: going to sorry, I'm trying to get you going to
Speaker 2: baby shower, buy the President and drop it off. It's
Speaker 2: a girl thing. Another one that you all need to
Speaker 2: hear having sequins on your shirt or jeans. True. Another
Speaker 2: one asking another man to open a bottle for you. Sure,
Speaker 2: princess handed over. Hey, some of us ain't got the
Speaker 2: hands for it. Another one putting water in your soaper
Speaker 2: shampoo because you can't afford another bottle.
Speaker 3: But don't be broken.
Speaker 2: Another one saying no more, mister nice guy, stop doing
Speaker 2: that as a grown ass man. Another one wearing gloves
Speaker 2: to wash dishes. Yeah. Another one saying I did a thing.
Speaker 2: You see that on social media live. Another one not
Speaker 2: having a toolbox in your house. Oh yeah, I think
Speaker 2: everybody should have a toolbox in your house. That's not
Speaker 2: just a grown ass man thing. All right, we got
Speaker 2: to take a break. We'll be back. More of the
Speaker 2: Big Man Morning Show is next. Stained and see there
Speaker 2: and Huba, Steink and Hinder are going to be coming
Speaker 2: to town on October sixteenth of the Bok Center. Let's
Speaker 2: play game. Game we're playing is sing sing current record
Speaker 2: is wale.
Speaker 6: I am leading this one with seven and Lindsay's ride
Speaker 6: behind me with six and you have four last week's
Speaker 6: winter that would be Lindsay.
Speaker 2: So Corbyn and Gimpi are your choices. Eight three three
Speaker 2: four six, oh kmot eight three three four six oh
Speaker 2: Kmot Call up and decide who's gonna be your clue giver.
Speaker 2: Whoever gets the most right is gonna win those tickets
Speaker 2: to see Stains either who Besteak and Hinder on Friday,
Speaker 2: October sixteenth. Good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 7: What is your name, Chris?
Speaker 2: Chris? How are you today?
Speaker 3: Pretty good?
Speaker 2: Chris? Who would you like to give clues? Gimpier Corbyn?
Speaker 2: Let's go Gimby. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 6: This is an artist who is formally known as he
Speaker 6: used as symbol right, Okay, okay, Fantastic Stick the artist
Speaker 6: formerly known as Blank And this is a song about
Speaker 6: a bird that sheds tears. Yes, uh, this is jay
Speaker 6: Z's old girlfriend wife whatever. Because I can't say what
Speaker 6: I want to say. But if you are not married,
Speaker 6: you are what.
Speaker 2: Single? Ladies? Yes, there you go, uh, stop collaborate and listen.
Speaker 2: Blink gets back with the brand new invention. Goda, damn right.
Speaker 2: That is uh.
Speaker 6: This is a woman who sang, and she's popular in
Speaker 6: the eighties. She's like an old witch now made out
Speaker 6: with Britney spears. And when you talk to God, you
Speaker 6: get down on your knees and fold your hands like
Speaker 6: and you do.
Speaker 2: What, oh, like a prayer.
Speaker 6: There you go, uh standing on a corner in winds
Speaker 6: Liow Arizona.
Speaker 2: Such a fine sight to see. It's a girl, my
Speaker 2: lord in a flat bed for time time time time time,
Speaker 2: kind of time time t Yes, you ran out of time.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get the next contested. Good morning, you're
Speaker 2: on the air. What is your name? Ryan? Ryan? You've
Speaker 2: got to beat four right, gimbi? That is correct? All right? Ryan?
Speaker 2: Are you ready? You and I can do this? Here
Speaker 2: we go, all right. This is the song you hear
Speaker 2: in Shrek and it is also the name of the
Speaker 2: game that is played in July and Baseball All Star
Speaker 2: correct Rob's band. And people think this is about a
Speaker 2: car and heavy guitars. Opposite of black White Snake. You've
Speaker 2: got the white part the rising from the dead and
Speaker 2: walking the streets eating brains. Oh, white zombie okay sixty five? Correct?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: This is she married a record executive. She sings butterfly.
Speaker 2: She has that annoying Christmas song. And this song is
Speaker 2: about a dream or a belief that you hope for
Speaker 2: one day. Uh, Mariah Carey, And yes, I love that.
Speaker 2: You didn't even really need qute clues. These guys are
Speaker 2: from Escatapa, Mississippi. The lead singer just died of cancer.
Speaker 2: This is what Superman can't have around him. Oh, with
Speaker 2: three words down tonight? Correct. Uh. This is the King
Speaker 2: of o Man. It pains me to do this, but
Speaker 2: we did not win. Man, I'm so sick. That's right.
Speaker 2: Oh is it a tie? Yeah, so nobody gets nobody
Speaker 2: gets anything. I'm so sorry, man. You awesome. Ryan. I
Speaker 2: sure appreciate it, Buddy, I appreciate it. Guys, thank you
Speaker 2: so much. I thought it was gonna be good. Thought
Speaker 2: I almost had it almost. Yeah. Uh the one that
Speaker 2: Gimpie ended on this one. Yeah, you were given the
Speaker 2: right clues, for sure. You did way better with clues
Speaker 2: than I would have on that one because I would
Speaker 2: have probably just tried to get him to say New
Speaker 2: Orleans is sometimes known as the Big These guys also
Speaker 2: seeing Hotel California.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 6: And then the one for me Lindsay that I ended on,
Speaker 6: Oh well, this is not his lover because she had
Speaker 6: a vagina the King of pop and it's about a
Speaker 6: gal or whatever. And uh, okay, that's not working out
Speaker 6: for you. There's a famous tennis player blank blank king.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good too.
Speaker 6: All right, the record now, Jesus all that I have seven, Lindsay,
Speaker 6: six keeps you at four.
Speaker 2: Coleman.
Speaker 6: This is here that a judge again rules cameras can
Speaker 6: be allowed in the Charlie Kirk murder case. Utah judge
Speaker 6: overseeing the case involving Charlie Kirk cused the mayday rare
Speaker 6: is denying a defense request to close an upcoming hearing
Speaker 6: to the media. Yesterday, the judge ruled again in favor
Speaker 6: of the right of public and media access to the
Speaker 6: core proceedings.
Speaker 2: Tyler Robinson stands accused of fatally shooting the conservative activist
Speaker 2: back in September during a Turning Point USA event at
Speaker 2: Utah Valley University prosecutors have said that they will seek
Speaker 2: the death penalty. Anthropic yes that one moves to go
Speaker 2: public with Blockbuster IPO. The San Francisco based startup announced
Speaker 2: that it had confidentially submitted favor work with the SEC
Speaker 2: yesterday after a recent round of private funding pushed its
Speaker 2: overall valuation to roughly nine hundred and sixty five billion dollars.
Speaker 2: That's what the beef Anthropic says. The exact timing of
Speaker 2: the coming IPO will depend on market conditions and other factors.
Speaker 7: What else we got here?
Speaker 6: Carnival data breach leaves millions exposed. According to an announcement
Speaker 6: from the cruise line, and unauthorized actor managed to gain
Speaker 6: access to a limited portion of the company's IT system
Speaker 6: by deceiving an employee with social engineering. Carnival did not
Speaker 6: specify the extent of the breach, but a company filing
Speaker 6: with the Office of the Main Attorney General shows over.
Speaker 2: Five point nine million people were affected. Now, the company
Speaker 2: is offering its US customers two years of complementary credit
Speaker 2: monitoring through TransUnion and recommended that potential. And then, lastly here,
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Speaker 2: We read an email on the air, You guys get
Speaker 2: to help give advice. This email says, my girlfriend has
Speaker 2: become a different person with her phone. Lately. She puts
Speaker 2: a face down everywhere she goes. She takes it to
Speaker 2: the bathroom or to the garage, won't leave it in
Speaker 2: a room I'm in, and if I walk up behind her,
Speaker 2: she tilts the screen without even thinking about it, like
Speaker 2: it's automatic. Six months ago, she she'd hand me her
Speaker 2: phone to show me something funny. Now I haven't seen
Speaker 2: the screen unlocked in weeks. I haven't said anything yet,
Speaker 2: because what do I even say without sounding like I
Speaker 2: don't trust her? But here's where I'm at. Part of
Speaker 2: me just wants to look at it when she's asleep
Speaker 2: and in the guessing. The other part knows if I
Speaker 2: find nothing, I'll feel crazy, and if I find something
Speaker 2: I wish I hadn't, so I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: Listen to email from their partner who's got a new
Speaker 2: phone habit. I don't know how you ask somebody something
Speaker 2: like that without it feeling accusatory.
Speaker 7: Oh, there's no way.
Speaker 6: There's no way of asking somebody the only way, no, no,
Speaker 6: not even then, I was just to say, the only
Speaker 6: would be it is if they were, you know, completely
Speaker 6: one hundred percent, like yeah, sure, here you go the secure,
Speaker 6: but without looking crazy, without looking accusatory, you can't.
Speaker 2: And when somebody you go up to anybody on their
Speaker 2: phone and then they hide it real quick. I don't
Speaker 2: care who it is. They're doing something they don't want
Speaker 2: you seen, right right, coworker, your mom.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't matter who it is. There's something on
Speaker 6: that screen that they don't want you to see.
Speaker 2: Could be boobs, could be nothing right, could be looking
Speaker 2: for a birthday gift for you, huh. Could be texting
Speaker 2: they're sweetie, Yeah, yeah, that ain't you a lot of
Speaker 2: things that have really brought this world down right.
Speaker 6: Social media is definitely one of them, and I think
Speaker 6: cell phones is another one. Let me rephrase that, smartphones
Speaker 6: how about texting?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, because before when you just had the landline.
Speaker 6: It was the one phone in the house. Everybody used it.
Speaker 7: Or what a problem.
Speaker 6: Sure you'd get some people that have that secret landline
Speaker 6: and another you know in their office or you know,
Speaker 6: right way and the ventilation somewhere, you know, But it
Speaker 6: wasn't It wasn't near as bad as it is nowadays. Yeah,
Speaker 6: what did you do if you cheated back then? Did
Speaker 6: you have to someone? Hey, can I talk to Sandy?
Speaker 6: And then you're like, who's who's that calling for?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: Bab? It was just a wrong number, right, and you're
Speaker 2: not going to talk too long. Or you had one
Speaker 2: of those stretched out chords and you would go into
Speaker 2: the food pant the pantry and close the door. Right, No,
Speaker 2: you hang up? No text? What's her name and number?
Speaker 2: I'll talk to her now. See he's starting early, huh,
Speaker 2: already getting out there in front of that one. I
Speaker 2: don't know, Like, what would be the reason for her
Speaker 2: to be in the bathroom of the garage and leaving
Speaker 2: it face down? What is a rational reason?
Speaker 6: Like she starts in the living room and then it's like, oh,
Speaker 6: I gotta go to the bathroom, flips the phone over.
Speaker 2: And then goes to the bathroom. Is that what you
Speaker 2: mean by that? Yeah, Like she's what he's describing is
Speaker 2: that she's hiding the phone and constantly. It isn't a
Speaker 2: one off where maybe it's near your birthday or father's
Speaker 2: day or whatever. It sounds like it's been happening for
Speaker 2: a while. Yeah, So what's a rational reason to do that?
Speaker 3: Because she is planning a surprise party, that.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean anything, sure, him.
Speaker 6: The purpose of flipping the phone over is so you
Speaker 6: don't see the screen light up when you get a notification. Right,
Speaker 6: that's it. It's totally being secretive. You don't want to see,
Speaker 6: Like we said earlier, what's going on. You know, if
Speaker 6: the phone's faced down, screen down, you can't see. You
Speaker 6: may see a little bit light up, but you're not.
Speaker 6: It's not so blaringly obvious. So there really is no
Speaker 6: There is no reason.
Speaker 2: There's no right, I don't think I disagree. I don't.
Speaker 2: I can't think of what a rational reason is for
Speaker 2: it to go on for months. No, no, not at all,
Speaker 2: Just as the as the person who uh who has
Speaker 2: been down that road before.
Speaker 6: Right, that's the only reason I ever did it. Let's
Speaker 6: keep that phone screen down so they didn't see notifications
Speaker 6: pop up, you know, stuff like that. I'm in a
Speaker 6: great relationship.
Speaker 2: Now I leave.
Speaker 7: That's some bitch up here. You want to take it right,
Speaker 7: I got nothing to hide.
Speaker 2: Uh, she's a cheating horr. Yes, this says I turned
Speaker 2: my phone face down so it does not scratch the
Speaker 2: lenses on my camera. See you scratch the front of it.
Speaker 2: That sounds like that sounds like the rationale of somebody
Speaker 2: who's cheating. You know there's front lenses, right, they're not
Speaker 2: just on the bag. Well I got a screen protector. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're scratching after screen protector as well, which then makes
Speaker 2: your screen, you know, your pictures, your your lens scratchy.
Speaker 2: Reasonable answer. You're gonna have to talk to her point
Speaker 2: out her behavior, but don't accuse nuclear answer. She's a
Speaker 2: twelve on the cheating horse scale. Time to bang her
Speaker 2: best friend another one. If he's that worried, just ask
Speaker 2: to see her phone real quick because he needs the
Speaker 2: flashlight or something. If she refuses, you know, something's up.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I agree with that. Some people
Speaker 2: are just like, hey, it's my privacy, it's my stuff.
Speaker 2: Is it worse to be cheated? On or become the
Speaker 2: crazy person who checks the.
Speaker 3: Phone, which is worse getting cheated on.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's a push. I think
Speaker 2: they're pretty equal.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, because if you're if there's nothing going on
Speaker 6: right you, you look like the crazy person who has
Speaker 6: trust issue.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And if it pans out that you're not crazy
Speaker 2: and you were right, then I mean, it still sucks.
Speaker 3: But don't we always don't We learn from a young
Speaker 3: age to go with your gut feeling.
Speaker 2: Not everbody. No, the gut feeling is a farce. You
Speaker 2: only go with that when you think. You don't talk
Speaker 2: about the times it wasn't right, right, Yeah, because you're
Speaker 2: your your brain, your your brain is a great salesperson.
Speaker 2: It's it's a litigator. It's lying and you have to
Speaker 2: cross examine those feelings and those thoughts. Yeah, it is
Speaker 2: not looking out for your best interest.
Speaker 3: But isn't he doing that? Said she never used to
Speaker 3: do this, and now it's all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: I mean he's debating and asking what we think this next?
Speaker 2: Sudden secrets? Not good, Probably found a better deal, it's over,
Speaker 2: get the jump and move out. I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's sudden secrets just because someone's being private with their phone.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it means it's secrets. They could
Speaker 2: feel like it's private, right, they can feel like what
Speaker 2: if maybe they think you're looking through their phone. Maybe
Speaker 2: their mom's having an affair and they're trying to keep
Speaker 2: it as private as possible. I think there's a rational answer, sure.
Speaker 3: Or maybe she's doing it for attention. Maybe she feels neglected,
Speaker 3: so she's doing it to make him think.
Speaker 2: That's a whole other problem. Yeah, that seems like a lot.
Speaker 2: It does. So as if I were cheating, I would
Speaker 2: take the phone with me, not leave it in the
Speaker 2: room with my significant other. That looks that's just as
Speaker 2: bad as flipping it over, I think. Anyway, another text,
Speaker 2: you got to give people enough rope revealed day will
Speaker 2: come if it's true. Yeah, people do say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And when it comes to hiding your phone, do you guys,
Speaker 2: do you and your husband have a rule about looking
Speaker 2: at each other's phones or anything? Lindsay no, I mean
Speaker 2: we can, but we don't. We don't look at each
Speaker 2: other's phones.
Speaker 6: GIMPI you and your partner, we don't. We don't really,
Speaker 6: but I get we got no problem with it. Like like,
Speaker 6: let's say we're out or whatever. You know, I don't
Speaker 6: want to hear some music on the touchtone. She'll have
Speaker 6: me her phone or I'll hand her mind.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: Again, if there's nothing to hide, there shouldn't be any
Speaker 6: problem with it at all whatsoever. But I've never once said, hey,
Speaker 6: let me see your phone, let me dig through that,
Speaker 6: you know. And she's never done it for me either.
Speaker 2: Right, We don't have a hard and fast rule. Right,
Speaker 2: There'll be times where I'll be pretty focused on my
Speaker 2: phone or she will, and I'll say, hey, what's going on,
Speaker 2: what's got what's got your attention?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do that.
Speaker 2: What's what's more important than me?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Or what's more important than America's got talent? Right?
Speaker 3: Hey, growing ass man? No reality TV.
Speaker 2: I didn't say they were for me. And that's just
Speaker 2: what somebody said. Listener email from somebody who saying their
Speaker 2: girlfriend has become a completely different person with their phone
Speaker 2: and says it's locked, can't get into it, and he's
Speaker 2: wondering if he should say something. She started. Somebody text
Speaker 2: in she started an only fans trying to save money
Speaker 2: to buy her and him Dallas Cowboy season tickets.
Speaker 3: Well, then he should definitely break up with her.
Speaker 2: She should break up with him because he's a loser.
Speaker 2: He likes losers. Yeah, well, to be fair, her picker
Speaker 2: is broken to.
Speaker 3: They're made for each other.
Speaker 2: She's probably cheating, probably with his best friend. Also, they
Speaker 2: make camera protectors for the back of your camera too.
Speaker 2: That is true. That is true. That is a funny argument, like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm protecting the camera lens. Oh yeah, he's suddenly a
Speaker 2: phone camera enthusiast. Hear me out, what if this guy
Speaker 2: has been taking his medication, hasn't been taking his medication
Speaker 2: for paranoia? One hundred percent? I mean when we get
Speaker 2: these emails, we're only getting their story, right, Well, we're
Speaker 2: not getting the background. Maybe he's had a problem with cheating,
Speaker 2: maybe his previous relationship she did this right, or maybe
Speaker 2: he's doing this and cheating and we don't know that
Speaker 2: right because we only get part of the story. We
Speaker 2: don't get to hear everything. Listen to email. My girlfriend
Speaker 2: has being become a completely different person about her phone lately.
Speaker 2: Its face down where everywhere she goes, takes it to
Speaker 2: the bathroom, takes it to the garage, won't leave it
Speaker 2: in a room. I'm in and if I walk up
Speaker 2: behind her, she tilts the screen without even thinking about it.
Speaker 2: It's like it's automatic. Six months ago, she'd hand me
Speaker 2: her phone to show me something funny. Now I haven't
Speaker 2: seen the screen unlocked in weeks. I haven't said anything yet,
Speaker 2: because what do I even say without it sounding like
Speaker 2: I don't trust her? Part of me just wants to
Speaker 2: look when she's asleep, and then in the guessing, the
Speaker 2: other part knows if I find something, I'll feel crazy,
Speaker 2: and if I find something, I'll wait. I hadn't, which
Speaker 2: is worse not knowing or knowing. What would you guys do? Lindsay?
Speaker 3: I think you just gotta ask her, kind of like
Speaker 3: what you said earlier, what's got she so involved in
Speaker 3: your phone over there? And she'll probably deny it, and
Speaker 3: then you'll want to go. You'll have to go through
Speaker 3: it when she sleeps, and so.
Speaker 2: So your advice is go through it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go through and find out you're gonna need to
Speaker 3: know or that it's going to drive you crazy.
Speaker 2: How many times do you look and not find something
Speaker 2: right before you finally let it go? Oh maybe twice twice,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like, how many times do you do
Speaker 2: something that before it's deemed crazy.
Speaker 3: Right, Uh, I don't know. Three times, so one more,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's got to have a conversation with her, definitely, What
Speaker 3: do you say?
Speaker 2: What kind of conversation do you have? What changed?
Speaker 3: What's different in a relationship where you used to share
Speaker 3: things with me and now everything is so secret? Is
Speaker 3: there someone else? What's going on? Our relationship is not
Speaker 3: what it was six months ago. If there's someone else,
Speaker 3: I want to know about it? No, you don't, Wow,
Speaker 3: I do because I want to go find someone that
Speaker 3: wants to be with me and not cheat on me.
Speaker 3: And if you ain't it.
Speaker 2: ABC, gimbi. Uh you just gotta let it go. Bro,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 6: D Day comes for everybody every time without fail. Lindsey,
Speaker 6: I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 7: I want to hear. Tell me, tell me, tell me
Speaker 7: there's something going on.
Speaker 2: Who is it? What is it? The fun thing about
Speaker 2: that is people lying, They deny. Let me see your phone, Okay,
Speaker 2: so I hand you over my phone. People delete messages,
Speaker 2: people you know, there's ways to cover your tracks. Is
Speaker 2: basically what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: So you're getting yourself worked up for nothing right now,
Speaker 6: and you're getting yourself all up in a tizzy for
Speaker 6: something you can't control.
Speaker 2: I think that you should just let it go, try
Speaker 2: not to think about it, even though it's going to
Speaker 2: eat away at you. You're just gonna have to let
Speaker 2: it go because d Day comes for everybody. You're doing
Speaker 2: something wrong. What's done in the dark will come to
Speaker 2: the light. It's that easy. Yeah, you just want to
Speaker 2: know now. You want to be in control because it
Speaker 2: feels out of control rather than it is what it is.
Speaker 2: You just want to find out. You want to open
Speaker 2: that box. You want to see if the cat's dead.
Speaker 2: The cat may already be dead, or you may be crazy,
Speaker 2: you may be insecure, but finding out is going to
Speaker 2: do what ended? Okay? Then ended? Well? What if I'm wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Then you got egg on your face? Yeah? Yeah, if
Speaker 2: you think they're cheating, ended well what if I made
Speaker 2: a mistake? You think this feeling is going to go away?
Speaker 2: You think if you find out they're not cheating in
Speaker 2: a week or two, when another new behavior starts or
Speaker 2: they start wearing their hair different, that suddenly you're not
Speaker 2: going to have that feeling again. This is a you problem.
Speaker 2: I think my opinion, if that person's cheating, it has
Speaker 2: zero to do with you. It's their stuff. You just
Speaker 2: feel like you got to protect your honor and get
Speaker 2: your ego out in front of you. It is what
Speaker 2: it is. It's already been determined. It's over, so you
Speaker 2: can ask. I don't think there's anything wrong. I think
Speaker 2: you look a little weird going Are you cheated on me?
Speaker 2: Is this a newbie? Has it? Does she change your
Speaker 2: behaviors all the time if she's that person? Okay? But
Speaker 2: sometimes people aren't good at breaking up and they'll just
Speaker 2: sabotage and that's not cool and it's painful. So you
Speaker 2: got to stand up for yourself. Find the person that
Speaker 2: you know in your life that won't hide their phone.
Speaker 2: Find that person. But I agree with everything Gimpy said.
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Speaker 2: from you guys. This one is a topic we've hit
Speaker 2: on many times, and it says, uh, I went to
Speaker 2: my normal coffee shop, I got dripped coffee. He literally
Speaker 2: turned the pot, turned to the pot, poured it in
Speaker 2: a cup, handed it to me, and then spun the
Speaker 2: iPad around with the tip screen. It took me hostage.
Speaker 2: I went ahead and panicked and hit twenty percent on
Speaker 2: a three dollars coffee. Geez, I just didn't want to
Speaker 2: be that guy. I'm not cheap. I tip at restaurants.
Speaker 2: I tipped my barber, I tipped the valet, But this
Speaker 2: felt like being held hostage. My wife says I'm making
Speaker 2: too big of a deal out of it. My buddy says,
Speaker 2: never tip for, drip for or from? Uh? Where does
Speaker 2: it end? Like? Are we tipping the gas station attendant?
Speaker 2: I need someone to tell me where the line is
Speaker 2: because I clearly can't figure it out. I want to
Speaker 2: know where do you not tip? Is someplace you're an
Speaker 2: adamant you don't tip and ghippy you can't say yes.
Speaker 2: Everywhere you tip the bartender like you have, you have
Speaker 2: your bars, you're a regular at do you tip your bartender?
Speaker 6: I do tip the bartenders no matter what bar that
Speaker 6: I'm at, regular or not. How's that different than the barista?
Speaker 2: Uh? When I don't get coffee, I'm just saying I
Speaker 2: heard the scoff at the drip. Yeah yeah, uh yeah.
Speaker 6: When it comes to tipping, and this is always going
Speaker 6: to be my stance on it, Okay, it depends on
Speaker 6: the service, all right, not so much of the product
Speaker 6: you drip coffee. Okay, you got coffee. They they got
Speaker 6: you coffee, They did something for you. Were they friendly
Speaker 6: about it or their dicks?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 6: And then doesn't matter how much you tip. I don't
Speaker 6: like the fact that they put pre put in there,
Speaker 6: fifty whatever. I'm always going for the custom tip kind
Speaker 6: of guy, you know what I mean, Because I'll give
Speaker 6: you what I feel is necessary. On a three dollars
Speaker 6: cup of coffee, I'm giving you a buck. Same way
Speaker 6: with my bartenders. Man, if I go in there and
Speaker 6: I only get like one beer, two beers something like that,
Speaker 6: I'm only going to tip you like a dollar or
Speaker 6: two maybe like.
Speaker 7: A dollar per beer, right, something to that effect.
Speaker 6: But if I'm going in there and I'm running up
Speaker 6: a you know, forty to fifty dollars tab, You're gonna
Speaker 6: get a little bit better, a bigger tip, right, just
Speaker 6: because you you've provided me with more service than just
Speaker 6: you know, that little bit. So that's kind of where
Speaker 6: I stand on tipping. Where I don't tip, I'll let
Speaker 6: lindsay go ahead and go first.
Speaker 3: I can't think of a place where I don't tip.
Speaker 3: If service has someone has provided a service, So I
Speaker 3: have tipped at Walmart, or they load the groceries at pickup,
Speaker 3: you just hand them cans when they come to the window,
Speaker 3: and they'll usually at the end of it the boat
Speaker 3: do you want the eggs with you? Or And I'll
Speaker 3: say sure, I'll take them in the front seat and
Speaker 3: I'll hand them like a five dollars bill, so.
Speaker 2: You hand them cash. Yeah, if I've never done that.
Speaker 3: I have, especially if it's raining and they're loading my Yeah,
Speaker 3: at uh warehouse like lows, if I have like lumber,
Speaker 3: or if something heavy that I need help with getting
Speaker 3: out of the store, I will tip. Really, My mother
Speaker 3: in law always taught me that she's like your services.
Speaker 2: Always Where do you not tip?
Speaker 3: I can't think of a place because I go, I
Speaker 3: guess like, I don't.
Speaker 2: I think it's crazy to tip the people at that
Speaker 2: are loading your lumber. You're building a lot of decks up.
Speaker 3: In the past, Like it's not every time.
Speaker 2: But got to put a fence up this weekend.
Speaker 3: But yeah, if if they were to help me carry
Speaker 3: something out, then yes I would. But and it's not
Speaker 3: a it's just you know, maybe a few dollars. Or
Speaker 3: if you go to those stores and they have to,
Speaker 3: you know, cut the wood for you or something something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: Do you want to cut you tip the guy who
Speaker 2: cut your wood?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I would, huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who are these people carrying cash?
Speaker 3: I still carry cash?
Speaker 2: Give me what about you? It wouldn't because I don't
Speaker 2: need to. There's zero reason to carry cash, zero. Ah.
Speaker 6: I like having cash, gimby. I don't tip the person
Speaker 6: handling my wood going to lose. I don't tip the
Speaker 6: the people at the Walmart, I don't do I don't
Speaker 6: do that pick up.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: It pisses me off that I have to scan my
Speaker 6: own goddamn groceries and do I get that discount for
Speaker 6: having to do.
Speaker 2: Your tis you got to return your car, uh huh whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I absolutely do not tip anymore at all whatsoever at
Speaker 2: places like the Bok Center, these events that we go
Speaker 2: to where they charge you thirty five dollars for two drinks,
Speaker 2: forty five dollars for two drinks. You just took most
Speaker 2: of my budget, you some bitch, and I ain't got
Speaker 2: any more left. I'm trying to get another drink. And
Speaker 2: if I tip you because you turned around and cracked
Speaker 2: open a tall can and handed it to me, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: So a lot of these venues, they're the reasons they're
Speaker 2: not getting that their servers are not getting tips is
Speaker 2: because they're pricing out their products. They's just way too
Speaker 2: goddamn expensive. But the thing is is they got you
Speaker 2: by the go goes.
Speaker 6: You gonna need something to drink when you go in there. Now,
Speaker 6: whether it's water or beer, whatever, it's still butt loving expensive.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I will absolutely will not tip at those
Speaker 2: types of places. Somebody texted and said, the long guy
Speaker 2: never gets a tip.
Speaker 7: That's a good point. There used to be a time
Speaker 7: when their mailman would get a tip.
Speaker 2: Yeah and Christmas. Yeah, it's still better than no Yeah,
Speaker 2: what about the bartenders that just expect a tip and
Speaker 2: just keep your change and don't bring it back. That's upsetting. Again,
Speaker 2: you're paying with cash. There's a way around that reasonable
Speaker 2: answer if you think the service is worth it. Tip otherwise,
Speaker 2: don't nuclear answer. Twenty percent on a three dollars cup
Speaker 2: is sixty cents. Get your broke ass over it, right,
Speaker 2: that's always been my take.
Speaker 3: Make your coffee at home.
Speaker 2: Then if you're fretting over thirty cents, sixty cents whatever,
Speaker 2: what are we talking about?
Speaker 7: Yeah, but that's thirty six sixty cents.
Speaker 2: It all lands on. Fine, then don't tip a dollar
Speaker 2: per beer because that's twenty five percent. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: we were kind of biased that way. Some sales systems
Speaker 2: ask for a tip automatically. The cashier servers can't control it. Unfortunately, no,
Speaker 2: but they could say no tip and not turn it around. Right.
Speaker 6: We were recently at a at a restaurant and there
Speaker 6: was a group of us, and of course it comes
Speaker 6: with that gratuity. Jarred me, like eight dollars gratuity you know,
Speaker 6: on the ticket, And I said, you're not getting a
Speaker 6: tip now because you've already factored it in to the bill.
Speaker 2: You're not getting a tip? Sorry, Yeah, I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't disagree with that. If it's already included, then yeah,
Speaker 2: why would I tip you more? Short of you danced
Speaker 2: or yeah. Somebody said, do you tip at the snow
Speaker 2: cut hut? Lindsay sorry, snow coming?
Speaker 3: Yea. They have a tip jar out there, so when
Speaker 3: I get handed change, I'll put a dollar in there. Whatever.
Speaker 3: Those are young kids working in in those places.
Speaker 2: Making minimum wage. Yeah, probably less than that. There's somebody texted,
Speaker 2: how do you guys feel about tipping delivery drivers like
Speaker 2: furniture or treadmill something like that.
Speaker 3: Yes, especially if they're if they're building the stuff that
Speaker 3: they're delivering to you.
Speaker 2: So you tipped the ups driver they're delivering delivering is
Speaker 2: the question?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, because there I'm not there when they're delivering.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, I don't tip on anything that requires me
Speaker 2: to press a button at a place where I'm not
Speaker 2: sitting down. Tips are for servers that live off tips.
Speaker 3: I agree with that.
Speaker 2: No, you don't. You give money to the guy at
Speaker 2: the lumber place.
Speaker 3: Is providing me a service if he's not a server.
Speaker 2: That said tips are for servers that live off tips.
Speaker 2: The guy who does your lumber ain't living off tips.
Speaker 2: Help me, this says. My debit card declined the other
Speaker 2: day at the store by my house. The next day,
Speaker 2: the lady said, several people after me had the same
Speaker 2: card from the same credit union also declined. Luckily I
Speaker 2: had cash. Yeah, No, there are exceptions. There are exceptions,
Speaker 2: but the rare situation does not warrant the argument.
Speaker 3: Why not have cash on.
Speaker 2: You because you don't need it?
Speaker 3: You don't need it, No, you don't, but it's still
Speaker 3: nice to have it. Put it in your kid's piggy bank.
Speaker 6: True, and it's also good like let's just say you
Speaker 6: go to quick Trip and you only go in and
Speaker 6: get a fountain drink.
Speaker 2: That's a dollar thirty two. I hate using the card
Speaker 2: for a dollar thirty two. Why it's not out on you.
Speaker 6: It's still it's the fact, it's like, all right, well
Speaker 6: here just take you know, here's a dollar thirty two.
Speaker 2: Have a nice day. Yeah, I do my transaction. I'm
Speaker 2: out the door. There ain't no count and change to
Speaker 2: get dollar thirty two to you. You look hold on,
Speaker 2: let me get in yeah coin, Yeah, no reason for that.
Speaker 2: Listener email from somebody who is frustrated because they went
Speaker 2: to their coffee shop and the guy just got him
Speaker 2: drip coffee and they turned the tablet around and he
Speaker 2: had to He said he was held hostage and he
Speaker 2: panicked and hit twenty percent on a three dollar coffee.
Speaker 2: Because I don't want to be that guy. I'm not cheap.
Speaker 2: I tip at restaurants. I tip my barber, even I
Speaker 2: tipped the valet, but this felt like being held hostage
Speaker 2: by a touchscreen. My wife says, I'm making too big
Speaker 2: of a deal out of it. My buddy says, never
Speaker 2: tip for drip. Where does it end?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Are we tipping the gas station attendant? I need someone
Speaker 2: to tell me where the line is because I clearly
Speaker 2: can't find it.
Speaker 3: Lindsey, Uh yeah, just girl, pair and say no. It's
Speaker 3: as simple as that. You don't feel like tipping on
Speaker 3: a single cup of coffee, then don't, or like I
Speaker 3: said earlier, just make your coffee at home if you're
Speaker 3: not comfortable tipping. It's just that simple.
Speaker 2: GIMPI.
Speaker 6: The line ends where you want it to end. Just
Speaker 6: to answer you plainly, it ends where you want it
Speaker 6: to end. You don't have to tip at all.
Speaker 2: Whatsoever. I am so sick and tired of this culture
Speaker 2: of oh, you have to, Oh, you're gonna be bad.
Speaker 6: I am not gonna burn in hell because I decided
Speaker 6: not to tip the parista.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that list is long. Yeah, that's not gonna
Speaker 2: be if you will the tipping point. Yeah yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna keep well, you know, Gimpia. I see you
Speaker 2: did some fair things, but you didn't tip, so therefore
Speaker 2: you can't get into heaven. Go f yourself, Okay. I
Speaker 2: am sick and tired of everybody expecting a goddamn tip.
Speaker 2: You don't have to tip, And I don't think that
Speaker 2: these servers, these baristas, these people that you don't tip,
Speaker 2: your bartenders whatever, are gonna be standing outside of your
Speaker 2: house at midnight and the pouring rain, stalking you, wondering
Speaker 2: where's my tip? Where's my tip? They're not gonna do
Speaker 2: that you.
Speaker 6: They may look at you a little weird, but they'll
Speaker 6: get over it. So I say, stop being a bitch
Speaker 6: and get on with your life.
Speaker 2: Says the person bitching. I I think it's just different
Speaker 2: for everybody. I don't know if there's a hard and
Speaker 2: fast rule. If it makes you happy, do it who cares,
Speaker 2: what's the big to do? But for me, I like
Speaker 2: knowing if you're living off tips. If you're living off tips,
Speaker 2: then yeah, I think there's an expectation that you should
Speaker 2: tip to some degree. Now, taking into acounts some other factors.
Speaker 2: Did they do a good job, blah blah blah, of course,
Speaker 2: But ultimately I tip because I've waited tables and it sucks.
Speaker 2: It is not awesome. People are horrible. Can you leave
Speaker 2: me that stupid card saying here's your tip? And it's
Speaker 2: god passage or something that is not paying bills. So
Speaker 2: for me, it's one of those things I just I
Speaker 2: just go ahead and do it. It makes their day.
Speaker 2: So what what am I out sixty cents for the
Speaker 2: coffee guy? Yeah? Does it add up? Sure? But I'm
Speaker 2: in control. I decided to go there. It's on me, right.
Speaker 2: If I don't want to tip the lumber guy, I
Speaker 2: won't tip him. I tip the people that deliver my groceries.
Speaker 2: I don't deliver tip the person that comes out to
Speaker 2: the car and brings them to me, because I'm not
Speaker 2: under the impression that that is a tippable service. But
Speaker 2: when they deliver to your house, it is yes, okay, see,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't ever do any of this though. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I know they'll pass sometimes on a on a delivery, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You people have seen it like nope, that's a two
Speaker 2: dollar tip. No, I'm not taking that order. Yeah, listen.
Speaker 6: As an uber driver, you know there are options to
Speaker 6: tip them. And it's nice when I do get the tips, right,
Speaker 6: but I don't expect it. I don't sit there with
Speaker 6: my hand out before, you know, keep the doors locking.
Speaker 2: Ah, sir. You know, if they tip me, fine, it
Speaker 2: is what it is. If not, whatever, This is an
Speaker 2: interesting text. What about the gas station put a one
Speaker 2: hundred and seventy five dollars hold on your card when
Speaker 2: you get eighty dollars worth of gas if you pay
Speaker 2: it the pump. Yeah's terrible. Uh yeah, but it clears
Speaker 2: out pretty fast. And also it's because people walk, That's
Speaker 2: what that is. You have a choice go pay inside. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I freaked out one time because I used my cash
Speaker 6: app card to get gas and it put one of
Speaker 6: those hundred dollars holes on there.
Speaker 7: It took every bit of money I had.
Speaker 6: I was like, hey, so I started raising now with
Speaker 6: customer service and the winding splined, more work.
Speaker 7: It goes through quickly, It'll be fine.
Speaker 2: And it did so.
Speaker 7: Now when I see that, I'm like, oh okay, I'll
Speaker 7: get my money back in a little bit.
Speaker 2: Uh, all right, we got to take a break. We'll
Speaker 2: be back.
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Speaker 2: Here's a funny question. What is the most pointless fans
Speaker 2: servicing nude scene of all time? Like, what's a movie
Speaker 2: that has a ridiculous, unnecessary nude scene. I'll go first
Speaker 2: the game Basic Instinct. Oh, where Sharon Stone shows her pocket.
Speaker 3: Nice, but it's like one of the most memorable, most
Speaker 3: talked about, So I.
Speaker 2: Guess nothing else about the movie is talked about, right,
Speaker 2: that's my point. It doesn't serve the movie at all. Okay,
Speaker 2: And I know you're gonna go so it shows because
Speaker 2: she was just ruthless and okay, but it didn't to
Speaker 2: the point Lindsay made It's the only thing you talk
Speaker 2: about that movie on is that scene? Got one? Lindsay?
Speaker 3: Was that Basic in sing Or? Was that Sliver?
Speaker 2: Sliver's a different movie. That's where they lived in an
Speaker 2: apartment complex and one of the Baldwin guys was the
Speaker 2: super or whatever, and he owned it and he was
Speaker 2: watching them. So do you have an answer to the question. No, okay, Gimpi, Uh,
Speaker 2: it's not stripped? Is this stripped? He's the one with
Speaker 2: Jesse Spano.
Speaker 3: No, that's something Girls, show Girl, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Show Girls, show Girls. The pool scene completely pointless and
Speaker 2: way over the top. Yeah, that's the one I thought
Speaker 2: you were gonna go with. But yeah, what's why why why? Yeah?
Speaker 2: First face? The flip phone folding in that movie's terrible,
Speaker 2: it really is, but in the best way. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: guess ruined her career for a long time. Did it
Speaker 2: ruin it? Yeah?
Speaker 7: She couldn't get business after that for a long time,
Speaker 7: if I remember correct.
Speaker 2: I don't think he was getting business before it. Yes,
Speaker 2: somebody texting in for to tell the truth. How did
Speaker 2: they get the handcuffs on Gimpi? Just like they put
Speaker 2: them on you friend? Yeah? Uh, what the heck is
Speaker 2: going on with this royal girlfriend from Tulsa? I have
Speaker 2: to know? Again. This is one of the things I
Speaker 2: learned early on in this career. You get told a
Speaker 2: little thing and then it goes away and you have
Speaker 2: to let it go because it's up to them to
Speaker 2: tell us. I ain't hunting people down. If they don't
Speaker 2: want to share, they don't have.
Speaker 3: To we're still waiting to find out about what's his
Speaker 3: face's baby mama drama. The guy that called in to say, hey,
Speaker 3: am I overreacting? My girlfriend or my wife to name
Speaker 3: our firstborn child?
Speaker 2: That makes sense? Her co worker, Uh, what city have
Speaker 2: you been to that you didn't like? Oh, Lindy sat louis.
Speaker 3: Really it was borings a lot.
Speaker 2: What did you go there to do?
Speaker 3: We went to go into the Golden Arch and it's
Speaker 3: not called donald that's McDonald's. We went to Yes, and
Speaker 3: I thought, this is cool, that's fine. And also the
Speaker 3: first time we went, we got lost and I thought,
Speaker 3: what the hell this is?
Speaker 2: This sucks. So yeah, it feels like you're a little biased, though,
Speaker 2: because a cup series of course. Gimbi, I can't say
Speaker 2: the entire state of Louisiana because you just want a city,
Speaker 2: So I'm.
Speaker 7: Gonna go with New Orleans. New Orleans.
Speaker 6: I was excited, man, I mean, the right there was
Speaker 6: awesome for the most part. Louisiana's roads suck ass, But
Speaker 6: going underneath that tunnel, you know, underwater themobile, that was
Speaker 6: pretty awesome.
Speaker 2: But I was excited.
Speaker 6: You hear so much awesomeness, ah Man, New Orleans and
Speaker 6: culture and Dad da da dead and all this, and
Speaker 6: it smells like piss and vomit and it's just not
Speaker 6: worth it.
Speaker 2: It is not worth it at all whatsoever. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say Saint Louis too. There are some cool things there,
Speaker 2: but I don't love how spread out it is. It's
Speaker 2: just my parents lived there. I didn't never loved going there. Man.
Speaker 2: Uh So every city I've ever been to has some
Speaker 2: appealing qualities to me.
Speaker 3: Say Atlanta, Georgia as well.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I love Atlanta.
Speaker 6: It was like.
Speaker 3: That and and maybe it was just the time. It
Speaker 3: was in August and it was so damn humid, and
Speaker 3: I had a sinus infection at the time, so I
Speaker 3: was extremely miserable.
Speaker 2: Are you guys fireworks fans? Do they annoy you? Do
Speaker 2: you have traditions of lighting them?
Speaker 3: I like fireworks, I like watching them. I don't like
Speaker 3: lighting them, probably because I was raised to think that
Speaker 3: I will blow my hand off if I do so.
Speaker 3: I never my parents. My mother, I should say, only
Speaker 3: allowed me to light the little snakes that girls, yes,
Speaker 3: and sparklers.
Speaker 2: That was it.
Speaker 3: So I never really was and I always felt like
Speaker 3: I wasn't really missing out on anything. If I didn't
Speaker 3: light them. But I enjoy watching them. No traditions for me.
Speaker 2: Oh I love fireworks. I am all about it.
Speaker 6: Whether I'm going to watch somebody else light them, or
Speaker 6: go to a big display that the town puts on
Speaker 6: or whatever, or sitting out and doing them myself in
Speaker 6: the front yard, I am all about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am not a fan of them. I don't
Speaker 2: get it makes no sense to me. I don't understand
Speaker 2: why they're connected to the fortunely. I just don't get it. Well,
Speaker 2: it's the rockets, red glare, they're made in China, and
Speaker 2: the bombs bursting in air. You mean war? Yeah, too
Speaker 2: many accidents. It's a wild thing. Fireworks are now a
Speaker 2: public setting where they do a big display. Okay, I
Speaker 2: can watch from a different distance. All right. As far
Speaker 2: as a tradition, my kids like we do this. We
Speaker 2: buy some stuff because they love to and I, you know,
Speaker 2: medicate my anxiety. Our anniversary is coming up. What is
Speaker 2: something to do around Tulsa or somewhere to eat?
Speaker 3: Uh, Prosmos, little Italian some champagne or hate go to brunch.
Speaker 3: They have one of the best places for brunch there.
Speaker 3: They're all they're French, toasts so good, little table side
Speaker 3: mazzarella so good.
Speaker 2: Gimbi. Uh you know what I was gonna say, prosmo
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 6: But if you look for something to do, I mean,
Speaker 6: maybe after that fancy dinner, you know, go walk around
Speaker 6: downtown because there's so much to do downtown. I mean,
Speaker 6: I think they still got the piano bar down there, right,
Speaker 6: you know, that's that's all that's fun. That's fun to
Speaker 6: watch them entertain you know, and of course all the
Speaker 6: other you know, entertainment spots they have down there. The
Speaker 6: Max is always fun with the retro games that they have,
Speaker 6: you know, so there's a lot of fun stuff to do.
Speaker 2: Go line dancing at the was that the whiskey nine
Speaker 2: one eight? You know, that's always fun. So downtown, you know,
Speaker 2: is a lot a lot of fun. I think. I
Speaker 2: think it just depends on what you're into, right.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: As far as what to do for your anniversary, uh.
Speaker 2: As far as where to eat, you can go to
Speaker 2: mister Kim's, which they it's like a little Asian steakhouse place. Hey,
Speaker 2: this desserve where they bring on this giant cotton candy thing.
Speaker 2: Their dumplings are amazing. Farm Bar. If you're looking for
Speaker 2: a unique thing. It's not cheap though, but it's a
Speaker 2: cool experience, a little pre made menu. Amelia's is one
Speaker 2: of my favorite restaurants downtown. There's tons of places to
Speaker 2: pick man, so that Soul Fixing's place is supposed to
Speaker 2: be awesome. Yeah, Drillers games sound fun too.
Speaker 7: You can't go wrong there.
Speaker 2: M go to eat in the raw and then go
Speaker 2: over to the drillers game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or just watch the drillers game from in the raw.
Speaker 3: Boo on the rooftop.
Speaker 2: Uh, have you any of you been spoon Bill snagging
Speaker 2: at Keystone? No, but it sounds fine, gimb not a Keystone,
Speaker 2: No at Port thirty three or some jive like that.
Speaker 2: After I knowl area. It is a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: It is a lot of fun, and it's a lot
Speaker 2: of work. But once you get that big sum bitch
Speaker 2: on the line, oh man, that the fight's on, and
Speaker 2: then you get it, you land and you're like, oh man,
Speaker 2: that's the biggest fish I've ever caught in my life.
Speaker 2: It's awesome. No, I don't know how to elaborate on that. No,
Speaker 2: it's not something I've done or probably would do. No, hate,
Speaker 2: just not something I would do. Uh, who is the
Speaker 2: worst person you're attracted to? I mean, a really awful
Speaker 2: put person that have given the shot you'd bang them
Speaker 2: like a screen door. Huh, that is an odd question.
Speaker 3: I can't think of anyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like Sidney Sweeney's hot as hell, But I
Speaker 2: don't know what kind of person she is, right, what
Speaker 2: do we awful? Pretty subjective?
Speaker 3: Right, like awful? If it's an awful person, normally I
Speaker 3: want to like punch them in their throat, not bang them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I typically don't hang out with awful people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not attracted to awful people.
Speaker 2: I've seen and been attracted to women and then see
Speaker 2: them be awful and be like right, and.
Speaker 3: The attraction is gone instantly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't think of anyone. Yeah, I got I
Speaker 2: got nothing for you.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Listening to the podcast, you all said your mom and
Speaker 2: grandma used Irish spring to wash your mouth out. Not
Speaker 2: my grandma. She used lava soap. You must have been
Speaker 2: a really bad kid. Damn that's so gritty, Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: And I.
Speaker 3: My parents used uh ivory the white.
Speaker 2: Oh boosie grandparents.
Speaker 3: Huh that it looked like a dollar at the Dollar General.
Speaker 2: Everything a dollar, Yeah, I know Mary bang kills Sandra Bullock. Selamahayak,
Speaker 2: Marisito may, oh my.
Speaker 3: Sel mahayak, I'm assuming has the most money. I'm going
Speaker 3: to marry her, and then I could bang her anytime.
Speaker 3: I always said she could turn me into a lesbian.
Speaker 3: She's absolutely gorgeous. I would bang marisitome. And I guess
Speaker 3: I'm killing Sandra Bullock, killing her because my dad used
Speaker 3: to have a crush on her. So then re Sandra,
Speaker 3: you can be with my dad in heaven, all.
Speaker 2: Right, gimbi, Yeah, I'm definitely going to to Uh. I wanna.
Speaker 7: This is a tough one, is it?
Speaker 2: It really is? It really is because Marisito may back
Speaker 2: in the day, she.
Speaker 6: Still looks pretty good. He's still fairly attractive. You're not wrong,
Speaker 6: but I mean, Selma Hyak, I'm gonna go ahead. And
Speaker 6: Mary Selmahayak, I guess yeah, let's spend my days with
Speaker 6: those massive jugs.
Speaker 2: The lord, those things are huge. I was trying to
Speaker 2: say how Marissa Tormey was tomy was that that dancing
Speaker 2: snake scene? And don don was it detal don? She's
Speaker 2: sixty one? Yeah? Yeah, And then Selma Hyak is fitty nine.
Speaker 6: Sandra Bullock is sixty one, so of course, yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna take the youngest one.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, so let's go ahead and uh, we'll, we'll, we'll,
Speaker 2: we'll we'll kill off Marissa Toomey and and and bring
Speaker 2: me Sandra Bullock.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: This is all feels like a push. To be honest,
Speaker 2: it looks like Sandra Bullock has the most money. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Marissa Tomy has the least amount of money. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: bang Selma hyak, and I'm gonna marry Sandra Bullock. Okay,
Speaker 2: and I guess I'm killing Marissa Tom. Huh. That was
Speaker 2: an interesting one. Somebody texted and found a pretty cool
Speaker 2: bar downtown called Cellar Dweller. It is a cool bar,
Speaker 2: best guinness I've ever had in this town.
Speaker 7: Never been, but I've heard nothing but good things about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you go, it's down. It feels like you shit,
Speaker 2: you're going into someone's basement. Everything's red Okay, he goes
Speaker 2: red lighting. Uh, cocktails are on point. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you'd like it. I don't know if it's your vibe.
Speaker 2: Think it's just too bougie for me. I wouldn't say
Speaker 2: bougie but yeah, it's it's not dirty enough.
Speaker 6: Right, I would definitely feel uncomfortable, like I don't belong here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's fair. I feel like I know you
Speaker 2: pretty well to be able to say that very slowly. Right,
Speaker 2: there are certain bars or restaurants I would never take
Speaker 2: you only because you wouldn't like it. You would be uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I don't need them looking at me for bringing this
Speaker 2: dirty something. I don't care. It doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 2: That stuff. Uh oh, look he's helping out the homeless.
Speaker 2: Would The Empire Strikes Back have been a better mood
Speaker 2: movie if Darth Vader, instead of saying no, I am
Speaker 2: your father, he said no, I had sex with your mom.
Speaker 3: No, it wouldn't have been.
Speaker 6: Gimbi O I banged your mama. It would have been
Speaker 6: a little bit funnier. But now I think that that
Speaker 6: no I'm your father's classic line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is hardly the line of the movie. No
Speaker 2: are we Tonian Spaceballs? It feels like a line from Spaceballs? Right,
Speaker 2: it's a scary movie, but it doesn't feel like that.
Speaker 2: All right, we got to take a break and be listening.
Speaker 2: Get Qualified for seem All twenty twenty six from Milla,
Speaker 2: like coming up, I saw a thing. Yeah, So I
Speaker 2: don't know about you. I remember being in school and
Speaker 2: the best field trip I ever had, And I'm curious
Speaker 2: what it was for you guys. What was the best
Speaker 2: field trip you ever ever had? So I was in
Speaker 2: third grade Missus Hoffman's class and we got to take
Speaker 2: a field trip. I'm not really clear why, and if
Speaker 2: I'm being honest, I don't know if I remember other
Speaker 2: field trips. But we went to the Hostess bread plant
Speaker 2: in town Nice, and you do the tour, you do
Speaker 2: the thing, and then afterwards they gave everybody, uh Hostess
Speaker 2: cupcake of course, right, like yeah, kids love cupcakes. Yeah
Speaker 2: they maybe expired. The kids don't know that sure, and
Speaker 2: so they were like, we'll eat them back in the classroom,
Speaker 2: and so they put them in a thing or whatever.
Speaker 2: But when we got back, everybody got one except Kevin Patterson.
Speaker 2: Now Kevin Patterson was how should I say this? He
Speaker 2: just wasn't like the rest of us. He was a
Speaker 2: special kid, maybe one of those I think today they
Speaker 2: would say he was maybe had ADHD or something, right,
Speaker 2: but he was like not, he was overweight, coke bottle
Speaker 2: glasses last to be picked on everything, had to have
Speaker 2: a special teacher come in a couple days a week
Speaker 2: with him. Wasn't up with us in terms of writing
Speaker 2: and all those things. Yeah, at least that's what I remember. Well,
Speaker 2: he didn't get one, and he cried, and the teacher
Speaker 2: was like, nobody eat theirs. If you don't, if nobody
Speaker 2: tells us who took it, then nobody can have one.
Speaker 2: Well nobody said anything, and nobody got one. I don't
Speaker 2: know if Kevin ate it and forgot or they didn't.
Speaker 2: They missed, they lost one, but we didn't get one.
Speaker 2: It's the only hang I remember from the from the
Speaker 2: field trip. I don't remember anything else.
Speaker 7: So now the teacher's sitting on thirty five cupcakes.
Speaker 2: She was, she's she probably did. That's funny, lindsay. I
Speaker 2: had a couple, Okay, just one.
Speaker 3: It wasn't the fun, It wasn't the most fun, but
Speaker 3: it was the most memorable, I guess because my it
Speaker 3: was kind of ruined. We went to Indiana Dunes, which
Speaker 3: was the big biggest sand dunes at the lake front,
Speaker 3: and we were in the fourth grade, I believe, and
Speaker 3: it was so hot and we were all looking forward
Speaker 3: to going and we ran up these sand dunes and
Speaker 3: then you could roll back down them and so much fun.
Speaker 3: And my mom dressed me in corduroy pants that day.
Speaker 2: To the beach.
Speaker 3: And I'm the only kid wearing corduroy pants.
Speaker 2: What time of year was it?
Speaker 3: Summer? You take a field trip in the summer, I mean,
Speaker 3: in like May our school, we didn't get out of
Speaker 3: school until June. It was probably like the last field
Speaker 3: trip of the year, so like right before Memorial Day,
Speaker 3: we didn't get out of school until like June eighth's June. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like seriously, And I remember going home and going mom,
Speaker 3: you dressed me in corduroy pants and we went to
Speaker 3: the beach. And since then, I mean, I still I
Speaker 3: still give her crap about that, And there was I mean,
Speaker 3: I think I was still dusting sand out of those pants.
Speaker 3: If I still had them, there would still be sand
Speaker 3: in those because we would run up the sand dune
Speaker 3: and you can't, like you would start running down it
Speaker 3: and you would just tumble down the sand dune. And
Speaker 3: it has since closed. They had to close sand Dunes
Speaker 3: because it's a little boy. A few years back, I
Speaker 3: think in twenty three, it clapped I guess, and like
Speaker 3: sunk and a boy. It was like Quicksandal, most drowned, insane. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it was awful.
Speaker 2: So it didn't happen on your trip. No, No, okay,
Speaker 2: gim be, I'm going to consider this a field trip.
Speaker 6: You let me know if you don't think so, and
Speaker 6: we'll go to nothing round because I have another one
Speaker 6: in the chamber. But when I was a freshman in
Speaker 6: high school, our band won a major competition.
Speaker 2: The marching band, no concert band, right, so we went
Speaker 2: glad glad you separated those things.
Speaker 7: They are two different types of band.
Speaker 6: Okay, but nonetheless the we took a trip to San
Speaker 6: Antonio for another competition, and it was the entire.
Speaker 7: Well high school band and it was awesome and we
Speaker 7: went down there.
Speaker 2: We we we.
Speaker 7: We went down and walked around on the river walk,
Speaker 7: which was great.
Speaker 6: Me and my buddies as fourteen fifteen year olds, thought
Speaker 6: it was so awesome to go into Hooters, you know,
Speaker 6: half naked women, and I walked out with a pair
Speaker 6: of Hooters boxers. Yeah, spent my hard earned money. I
Speaker 6: worked hard as to save money to take down there
Speaker 6: for spending, and then I even gave my friend Jason
Speaker 6: his mom. It was like, I gave her as like
Speaker 6: twenty bucks to go get me a whole carton of
Speaker 6: cigarettes because I thought, at the age of fifteen, I
Speaker 6: was gonna be down there for a week.
Speaker 2: I need an entire cart and a cigarettes. Like.
Speaker 6: No, I probably could have gotten away with like maybe
Speaker 6: five packs and it would have been all right. But
Speaker 6: you know, my parents were like, hey, I want you
Speaker 6: to call us as soon as you get down there,
Speaker 6: let us know that you're safe. And so we get
Speaker 6: down to the hotel room or down there, and we
Speaker 6: get it checked in and I gotta call my parents.
Speaker 6: I call him collect all the way from San Antonio
Speaker 6: up to Newkirk and then of course, boys being boys,
Speaker 6: they start jumping on the bed and making sex sounds
Speaker 6: and this and that, and I just hung up on
Speaker 6: my parents like mid college take, and I did not
Speaker 6: talk to them at all for the rest of the
Speaker 6: trip until then.
Speaker 2: But it's awesome.
Speaker 6: We went and we did our competition. We scored pretty
Speaker 6: high on that one. We went to Sea World, that's
Speaker 6: where I got bit by a dolphin. We went to Fiesta, Texas,
Speaker 6: which is like six Flags thing down there or whatever.
Speaker 2: And that was awesome.
Speaker 6: And it was.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of great time.
Speaker 6: I fell asleep on the bus on the floor on
Speaker 6: the way down there, on the floor of the bus
Speaker 6: because all the other seats were taken right and I'm
Speaker 6: likely and I burnt my side my flank because I
Speaker 6: was sitting over the engine. I was laying on top
Speaker 6: of the engine compartment, you know. And it's not like
Speaker 6: the carpeted or anything. It's just metal.
Speaker 2: So I had this giant burn on me.
Speaker 6: That would probably be the best, most fun most memorialle
Speaker 6: out of that of all of them.
Speaker 2: What was your other one, Lindsay?
Speaker 3: My other one was first grade. We went to a
Speaker 3: farm and learned my dad chaperone and we learned how
Speaker 3: to make butter, and that became a tradition and every
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving we made our own butter. So that became a
Speaker 3: and we still do it on Thanksgiving. That was something
Speaker 3: we passed down.
Speaker 2: Turn them butter, huh yeah, but you just take he
Speaker 2: You don't have to give you a recipe and shake
Speaker 2: it or do yeah, gim be.
Speaker 7: What was your other one, Lucky him? The other one
Speaker 7: was I guess when I.
Speaker 2: Was a third grade. Third grade?
Speaker 6: Third grade, okay, because we were still living in California
Speaker 6: at the time, maybe even second grade.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I was young, young, young, and I had two field
Speaker 6: trips back to back, and uh, Mom could only go
Speaker 6: to one of them, but I was a little bit
Speaker 6: about it, and she ended up going to both of them.
Speaker 7: And I the only reason I bring all that up
Speaker 7: is because there.
Speaker 2: Was that other one. I can't remember where it was too.
Speaker 6: But this was just some like like a wildlife prison
Speaker 6: sort of thing, right, you know, they had all different
Speaker 6: kinds of animals out there, and you know, I will
Speaker 6: never forget that one of the workers was out there.
Speaker 2: We were going by the owl exhibit. I think it
Speaker 2: was a horned owl, and they're like, go to watch
Speaker 2: up with this one. We bet her some hamburger. No,
Speaker 2: she's sick, she's got the right. Yeah.
Speaker 6: It's just me and me and my ma that day,
Speaker 6: just walking around, you know, enjoying wildlife is pretty awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, I remember one from eighth grade. We went
Speaker 2: to Washington, d C. I just didn't count as a
Speaker 2: field trip because we were gone for a duration of time, right, Uh.
Speaker 2: And that one was we got in trouble in the
Speaker 2: hotel because we rearranged the hotel room and they came
Speaker 2: to clean it. And the next day, you know, we
Speaker 2: came back from whatever one of the Lincoln Memorial or whatever.
Speaker 2: They the hotel talked to the teachers or the chaperones
Speaker 2: or whatever, and they were like, you gotta put the
Speaker 2: room back, Like we put took all the furniture and
Speaker 2: put it in another room and had no furniture in
Speaker 2: that room to an empty room with the logan. They're
Speaker 2: like house keep Yeah what yeah? Uh? This text says,
Speaker 2: uh took a field trip to the prison. McAllister? Yeah
Speaker 2: wow that is was that a scared straight program trip? Right?
Speaker 2: Part of your sentencing is not the same as a
Speaker 2: field trip. Right? Uh wooll a rock where the bison
Speaker 2: sucks up to your soda can if it's in your mouth?
Speaker 2: What uh a soda can in his mouth? That person
Speaker 2: knowing that of okay, like they eat the whole can.
Speaker 2: You gave the bison a soda can? A soda can?
Speaker 2: A bison need soa to No, it's not part of
Speaker 2: their natural diet. The goats best field trip I ever had.
Speaker 2: We also went to the bakery, but we all got
Speaker 2: a hot dog bun fresh out of the oven. I
Speaker 2: don't know who lost there, me or you. We can't know.
Speaker 2: We make too much money off of cupcakes. This give
Speaker 2: me a hot dog bun, just so we can use
Speaker 2: another word again, we've already used this morning off airs
Speaker 2: a hot dog bun without the Glizzie man I got
Speaker 2: on right.
Speaker 7: Don't look me in the eye when you eat that thing.
Speaker 2: You kids want some hot dog buns? No, what's your
Speaker 2: dad do? He makes hot dog buns? I don't make
Speaker 2: the hot dog bund go right and going to if
Speaker 2: my it'd have to be a certain age. But if
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, we're taking a field trip to the prison,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, what I.
Speaker 3: Am not signing your permissions? Left?
Speaker 2: Right? Why? Why are you taking it field trip to
Speaker 2: the prison? Wow? So we can see how prison works, right?
Speaker 2: I don't feel like they need a field trip to explain.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, you're in trouble, you're behind bar right,
Speaker 7: case closed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't see the rationale of going to a
Speaker 2: prison for a field trip unless you're visiting someone's dad
Speaker 2: or the teachers.
Speaker 3: We took a field trip to a courthouse, sure, but
Speaker 3: not prison.
Speaker 2: Sure to understand even that was a little risky.
Speaker 6: Yes, we did a field trip to a hospital once
Speaker 6: when I was living in California, you know, and they
Speaker 6: showed us how things worked and gave us these little syringes.
Speaker 6: But with you plungers right without the needles, right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: we'd draw up, you know, our kool aid and.
Speaker 2: You know, storting each other's mouth. Said has a squirt gun.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's gonna be great for my heroin.
Speaker 2: Later, somebody texted and said, there's a trash eating mechanical bison.
Speaker 2: That's true. I do remember that.
Speaker 7: Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, it makes more sense.
Speaker 2: There's a stuff buffalo that has a vacuum minute's mouth
Speaker 2: and sucks trash out of your hand, which is a
Speaker 2: movie Lindsay usually promotes she's a nice lady. Gosh, people
Speaker 2: coming to the defense of the trash game buffalo real
Speaker 2: settled down, y'all didn't have a field trip to remember,
Speaker 2: but you're ready to defend the bison to the end,
Speaker 2: going to bat for the Woolarock trash bison.
Speaker 7: Be talking smack about my trash.
Speaker 2: But hey, you guys don't know. Settled down. It wasn't
Speaker 2: the highlight of my trip to Woolarock.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've only been there a few times. I don't
Speaker 7: remember the trash Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Okay. I've been to Wollarock a handful of times, probably
Speaker 2: more than everybody in this room combined. And my favorite
Speaker 2: thing about that place is he's got all these stuffed
Speaker 2: heads all over, but he didn't like hunting, so dignitaries
Speaker 2: would come and bring him as a gift as a joke,
Speaker 2: like a hat. And he has a hallway where they're
Speaker 2: all make believe ones like the Jackalope, like the Jackalope,
Speaker 2: but there are a bunch of others, got you, huh?
Speaker 2: All right, we got to take a break. We'll be
Speaker 2: back the Big Med Morning Show returns, all right. So
Speaker 2: I thought i'd do something a little different with were
Speaker 2: talking about movies a lot, but I thought we would
Speaker 2: do something with TV shows. Okay, and these are TV
Speaker 2: shows that started off awesome but then fell apart and
Speaker 2: weren't good. Okay, which is a fun list to go on.
Speaker 2: Number one on this list, I would kind of agree,
Speaker 2: and that is Game of Thrones. Now. Game of Thrones
Speaker 2: started crazy first, like a couple of seasons were amazing.
Speaker 2: The last season did not feel good, so it felt
Speaker 2: like they were just trying to hurry up and get
Speaker 2: it done and over with. Yeah, I would agree. Next
Speaker 2: one they have on this list number two they had heroes.
Speaker 2: Now you might not remember the show, but this was
Speaker 2: a show that had Hayden Pantieri, some other actors that
Speaker 2: became big after this, and it was a kind of
Speaker 2: like Superhero among us type of show.
Speaker 7: Never I've heard of it, but I ain't never seen
Speaker 7: an episode.
Speaker 2: I didn't either. Two thousand and six, The Walking Dead
Speaker 2: came in at number three as a show that fell off,
Speaker 2: and I would agree it started off pretty good, but
Speaker 2: then when they people started leaving and right, and they
Speaker 2: were doing spin offs, and it became the storyline just
Speaker 2: didn't have the same oop. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I held on to that sum bitch to the very end.
Speaker 6: Watched every episode of the original Walking Dead and then
Speaker 6: started watching some of the spin offs, like the Daryl
Speaker 6: Dixon one is all right.
Speaker 2: It's a little weird because he's in Europe. You know.
Speaker 2: It started he got on a boat. What the hell
Speaker 2: is going on here?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 6: But as a huge fan, I still stick with it.
Speaker 6: I think I've just been I don't know trained how
Speaker 6: did he get.
Speaker 2: On the boat?
Speaker 6: He ended up on the boat. I have to go
Speaker 6: back and like it's been a while since I watched it.
Speaker 6: I think he ended up on the boat because he
Speaker 6: was he was He's a prisoner of sorts. He was
Speaker 6: captured by somebody else. I could be wrong, but he wasn't.
Speaker 6: He wasn't looking for anybody particular, like like Carol ended
Speaker 6: up having to get on a plane, find a guy
Speaker 6: with a plane to fly over to Europe to find Daryl. Right,
Speaker 6: I think he just ended up, you know, getting in
Speaker 6: with the wrong crowd.
Speaker 2: Okay, So while he was searching for Rick in Maine,
Speaker 2: he traded his labor gathering fresh walkers for motorcycle fuel.
Speaker 2: After he objected to the murder of an innocent boy,
Speaker 2: a paramilitary group called Boivert du Vivon captured Bryl and
Speaker 2: forcibly loaded him onto a ship bound for France to
Speaker 2: be used for experiments.
Speaker 7: So I was relatively close.
Speaker 2: And then Darryl and fellow prisoners orchestrated a mutiny and
Speaker 2: escaped into a lifeboat. A massive explosion separated them, but
Speaker 2: Darryl strapped himself to a capsized rowboat and eventually washed
Speaker 2: ashore and myself France. To kick off the events of
Speaker 2: The Walking Dead, Darryl Dixon. Yeah, and the loan with
Speaker 2: Maggie and Megan was all right as well, let's start.
Speaker 2: That's another one that started off good and then kind
Speaker 2: of fell off. To my point, them becoming a couple
Speaker 2: is the most insane storyline diversion to take. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: have sense.
Speaker 6: And maybe it's because I don't have cable anymore, you know,
Speaker 6: and I'm not paying for another goddamn subscription service AMC
Speaker 6: Plus you.
Speaker 2: Know, so I haven't watched it, but yeah, I'm just yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm good. West World was on this list of shows
Speaker 2: that start off strong and fell apart. I did watch
Speaker 2: the first season. It was pretty good, and then it
Speaker 2: was like, I don't understand what was happening.
Speaker 6: That's the one where they're like, we can make all
Speaker 6: your dreams come true or like live kind of like
Speaker 6: a fantasy islands, or say you live any life, but
Speaker 6: it's all like computer simulated or whatever. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 6: supposed to be real.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think I watched an episode of that once but
Speaker 7: never never got into it.
Speaker 2: Thirteen reasons why from two thousand and seven I never
Speaker 2: saw this, Well, there's thirteen reasons why not to watch it.
Speaker 3: I think that one was about suicide. I think it
Speaker 3: was something about like thirteen reasons why they wanted to
Speaker 3: commit suicide.
Speaker 2: Uh. It's based off a book around a teenager Hannah,
Speaker 2: who takes her own life. She believes behind the scenes
Speaker 2: behind a series of tapes for classmates and friends in
Speaker 2: which she reveals her reasons for her actions. House of Cards.
Speaker 2: I watched the first season of this and then I
Speaker 2: just didn't care. Is that a political show?
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: He's a like a congressman or a senator, and then
Speaker 2: eventually he becomes president. Okay, yeah, I've never never seen
Speaker 2: that prison Break on Fox. A lot of people talked
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 7: I liked that show.
Speaker 6: I'll watched it all the week and when they re
Speaker 6: released or didn't re release it, but they kind of,
Speaker 6: you know, brought it back for a couple of episodes, okay,
Speaker 6: and the it was just a couple of years ago
Speaker 6: when they did that. I even watched that now that
Speaker 6: when they brought it back, I was like, well, this
Speaker 6: is fucking retarded.
Speaker 2: But you know, I like the original. Dexter is on
Speaker 2: this list as a show that started off strong but
Speaker 2: fell off the cliff.
Speaker 3: I loved all of the seasons of the original Dexter,
Speaker 3: but the spinoffs not good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. This says that it became less about this person
Speaker 2: who had a dirty secret who narrowly avoid getting exposed,
Speaker 2: with each episode turning into something else, almost like a
Speaker 2: superhero type of thing. Okay, Scandal, you like the show, right, Lindsay,
Speaker 2: is this the show you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I didn't see Scandal?
Speaker 2: Okay, Kerry Washington show. It's one that I has been
Speaker 2: on my to watch list, but I've never gotten to it.
Speaker 2: Not another political show, no, well kind of. She's a
Speaker 2: political fixer Okay, likes a lawyer, standpoint, pr Standpoint.
Speaker 3: I like the I like the Shonda Rhymes. I think
Speaker 3: that's one of her shows. I liked How to Get
Speaker 3: Away with Murder by her.
Speaker 2: Uh. Orange is the New Black? Yeah, this show started strong. Yes,
Speaker 2: it is like the second season you're like, okay, and
Speaker 2: then the third you're like, oh god, uh Gilmore girls
Speaker 2: didn't watch me either. I would have pegged you as
Speaker 2: the person that would have watched that. Homeland. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: show was great. Claire Danes, she's a CIA agent who
Speaker 2: is kind of goes rogue. Damien Lewis plays a marine
Speaker 2: who was taken hostage for eight years and becomes a
Speaker 2: wole okay for terrorists and she suspects it and her
Speaker 2: hunting him and all that other stuff. And then once
Speaker 2: that storyline was solved, then she just was the crazy
Speaker 2: CI agent. They're like, okay, Claire, she's flying off the
Speaker 2: the you know the list, and have you seen people
Speaker 2: do impressions of her? Huh oh god, it's so funny
Speaker 2: because she cries in almost everything she does.
Speaker 7: Oh, like Tom Cruise runs, She's a crier. Huh Oh,
Speaker 7: my gosh, that's fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Arrested Development. Oh, I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 6: It was good the original run, but when they tried
Speaker 6: to bring it back, I agree with that that was
Speaker 6: a tard.
Speaker 2: Yeah. True Detective Yeah, the first one, Yes, with McConaughey
Speaker 2: and Woody. Yes. After that the Simpsons. I feel like
Speaker 2: the Simpsons are reliable to be able to withstand and
Speaker 2: have the same jokes there for this long.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Are they still doing new episode?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the motherfuckers are getting paid yeah for their voices. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wonder where the Simpsons is in ratings.
Speaker 7: That's a good one.
Speaker 6: I haven't watched any of those animated shows in a
Speaker 6: long time. That animation domination. You know, whether it be
Speaker 6: a Family Guy or or American Dad Simpsons, they're all
Speaker 6: right there tied together.
Speaker 3: Is American Dad still.
Speaker 2: On I believe so? I think so. Yeah. I was
Speaker 2: looking seeing if I can get an actual rank of
Speaker 2: where the Simpsons. It's one of Fox's top performing scripted shows,
Speaker 2: trailing only nine to eleven or sports broadcast. It's the
Speaker 2: only thing it trails. Really. It's consinant ranks in the
Speaker 2: top three for their animated lineup, regularly trading the number
Speaker 2: one spot with Family Guy. And it is across all
Speaker 2: broadcast networks. It lands in the top forty for eighteen
Speaker 2: to forty nine s. Wow, so it's still a bohemos.
Speaker 2: It's one of the top training shows on streaming. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's one of those ones you can still watch old episodes,
Speaker 2: new episodes.
Speaker 7: It's still still funny. Family Guy I think is better though.
Speaker 2: That's just me.
Speaker 7: I mean, that's just because it was like the and yes,
Speaker 7: American Dad is still on TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Fox is really they got like there's some
Speaker 2: of these new shows like Bless the Hearts, Duncanville.
Speaker 3: Oh I Love to Bless the Heart.
Speaker 2: The Great North, Crapopolis. I tried watching some of these,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, okay, it's it's not the same.
Speaker 2: Remember when like people were like when the Simpsons came out,
Speaker 2: there like cartoons in the evening that makes no sense.
Speaker 7: And then you can't watch it because Bart's a trouble maker,
Speaker 7: right yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are the top tier animated shows. The Simpsons, Family, Guy,
Speaker 2: Bob's Burgers. Okay, Bob's Burgers. Isn't that bad. It's not
Speaker 2: that bad. American Dad really No? Uh, no sealth pork
Speaker 2: on there? Or is that just Fox? Yeah? Just just
Speaker 2: the Majors. Yeah, okay, quote unquote uh, up and Coming Ones,
Speaker 2: Universal Basic Guys never no Grimsburg new uh and Crapopolis. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I tried watching that. I was like, this is this
Speaker 2: is stupid, right, It's a Rick and Morty creation. I
Speaker 2: could never get into Rick and Morty. Gither some people
Speaker 2: go abe ship over it. Yeah, I know, I'll pickle
Speaker 2: Rick File. Polynesian sauce Tho is quite delicious. Uh. The Crown.
Speaker 2: If you watch this on Netflix about the British Empire.
Speaker 2: You've talked a lot about it. Oh, it's fantastic. I've
Speaker 2: never seen it. It was because you think it's true
Speaker 2: and it's just an interpretation. Uh ted Lasso, I thought
Speaker 2: Ted Lasso was great.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's the one with the soccer one, right, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 2: A football coach and he gets hired to do you
Speaker 2: know it's major league but soccer but better. Uh huh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've never seen it. It's a good like moral lesson show. Okay,
Speaker 2: to be fine, just be nice, just be nice. Ed Helms,
Speaker 2: where's it the other one? Jason?
Speaker 7: Jason?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always get them confused, like a lot, like, Okay,
Speaker 2: they're dramatically different actors. Yeah, for sure. I don't feel
Speaker 2: like there's anything about them that is similar.
Speaker 3: They do a lot together. They're in stuff together, are they? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: they both. If one's in one, the other one has
Speaker 3: a cameo. I feel like, really, where the Millers and
Speaker 3: then where the Miller's Yes, oh ship there's.
Speaker 2: Another this says vacation. Yes, okay, hopeless Wanderer music video.
Speaker 2: That's a music video that's just those two.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm with Gimpia.
Speaker 2: I get them, I get I get it. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying that it's wrong. Yeah, where the Millers? Ed Helms
Speaker 2: is one of those actors. You're like, huh, right, I
Speaker 2: never get excited that he's in something.
Speaker 6: No, but it's usually pretty good. It's usually pretty good.
Speaker 6: Where the Miller's was pretty good, Vacation was pretty good.
Speaker 6: I mean, since we're talking, they get mixed up.
Speaker 2: But I haven't seen Vacation, so I can't speak. But
Speaker 2: it feels sacrilegious to you know, redo that. And then
Speaker 2: as far as we're the Miller's, when he plays the
Speaker 2: drug kingpin, you're like, you're too dorky. Yeah, you've done
Speaker 2: too many dorky roles for.
Speaker 7: This to be believable. Yeah, but it was still still hilarious.
Speaker 6: I mean the the uh strip tea scene with Jennifer Aniston,
Speaker 6: you know in the Foundry that was pretty hot.
Speaker 2: Yes, but that's not Ed Helms. That has zero to
Speaker 2: do with Ed.
Speaker 6: I'm just you know, memorible parts of the movie. It's
Speaker 6: a big black dick, a big black dick. When they're
Speaker 6: playing Big Snario, it's a skateboard.
Speaker 2: Yeahs you know what I'm saying. I do know what
Speaker 2: you're saying. I'm awake getting here in front of you.
Speaker 2: Best Jason Sedakas movies. Oh okay, okay, he's been in
Speaker 2: a lot. Yeah, you don't think about it. But he
Speaker 2: has been in a lot.
Speaker 3: Gotta look him up.
Speaker 2: It would be hard to not pick horrible bosses. It
Speaker 2: would be hard to not pick hall Pass. Okay, because
Speaker 2: that was a pretty great movie. We would go out
Speaker 2: to the Applebeach a fake child, your mom. Masterminds was
Speaker 2: a good movie. Yeah. He farted him a hole like
Speaker 2: a fart transplant. Yeah. He's been in a ton of
Speaker 2: movies that you don't realize, but none of them are massive,
Speaker 2: massive hits that I can tell. A good old fashioned orgy.
Speaker 2: Tell me that's on twob fucking a right it is. No,
Speaker 2: I'm watching when I get home. Hey, I don't need
Speaker 2: to start playing right now, motherfucker stop stop stop? I said, stop.
Speaker 6: What what was that?
Speaker 2: The orgy?
Speaker 6: Yeah, good old fashioned orgy, that's what h Yeah, one
Speaker 6: of his movies, and it is on Touby, So I'm going.
Speaker 2: On one Nick Kral. I mean, if it's got Nick
Speaker 2: Krall in it, you know it's gonna be good Will Forte. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's full of comedians. That's a good one. Yeah. The
Speaker 2: plot is uh. Jason Sadegas is a thirty something perpetual
Speaker 2: adolescent who lives to party, holding lavish theme events with
Speaker 2: his friends. Using his father's large house in the Hamptons,
Speaker 2: he throws a party attended by his friends. Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah. He meets Kelly uh at the party. The
Speaker 2: following morning, his dad, who's played by Don Johnson who
Speaker 2: can always play the dad now oh ye, arrives and
Speaker 2: informs him that he's saw in the house. The next
Speaker 2: week in the group arrives back at the house and
Speaker 2: finds it for sale. That's fun. It sounds riveting. What
Speaker 2: it was five million dollars to make it and only
Speaker 2: made one point four what? Yes, you know how I
Speaker 2: love shitty movie. Oh my gosh, at least you own
Speaker 2: it now. If it's on two B, it's for me
Speaker 2: drinking buddies. I don't know this movie. You've never heard
Speaker 2: of that? Oh it's got Olivia Wilde, Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 6: Oh I have seen this one. He uh he he
Speaker 6: owns a brewery or whatever. And Jason sidekis really isn't
Speaker 6: like the main character in that one. It's that that
Speaker 6: other guy that was on the Olivia Wilde and and
Speaker 6: uh Jake Johnson other main characters in that one. And
Speaker 6: it's a good it's it's a good movie. It's all right,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is he's been in some shitty movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not together anymore right now?
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, they do not get along. Olivia
Speaker 6: Wild doesn't look like she used to work done. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh god, what or they body swapped her alien.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, Or she's just not aging as
Speaker 3: she shout.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I am getting more and more on the board of
Speaker 6: fucking aliens body swapping people. And here is here's a
Speaker 6: local example for you, because there was this guy that
Speaker 6: I use, an old motherfucker, right, old biker guy that
Speaker 6: used to come into the pump and no, no, that
Speaker 6: guy is just fucking weird. But his name was Smoke, right,
Speaker 6: And I hadn't seen Smoke in at least two years, right,
Speaker 6: And he's just this older fellow, like in his late seventies,
Speaker 6: early eighties whatever. And you just think, think cute old
Speaker 6: biker man, and this is what he looks like, right,
Speaker 6: you know, You're like, I just want to tuzzle his
Speaker 6: little air and be like, oh, I got to look
Speaker 6: at you. But then I was on a poker run
Speaker 6: a couple of weeks back and and It's weird how
Speaker 6: things work out for me. Because I was just talking
Speaker 6: to somebody. I was like, hey, his smoke's still around.
Speaker 6: Is he still alive?
Speaker 2: And I was like, fuck, I don't know. I haven't
Speaker 2: seen him in a long time. And then I go
Speaker 2: to this this poker ron and then there's smoke, but
Speaker 2: it's not the same smoke from years ago. I did
Speaker 2: not recognize them. He did not look the same. He
Speaker 2: actually looked a little bit.
Speaker 3: Younger people change, they sadrugs.
Speaker 6: Maybe very well, could be, I don't know, but he
Speaker 6: did not look the same. I was like, I think
Speaker 6: you got swapped out with aliens.
Speaker 3: Or maybe he got some work done.
Speaker 6: Eh, I don't know a lot of eighty year old bikers.
Speaker 6: I go to the plastic surgeon, but I may be wrong.
Speaker 2: Jason, I'm sorry. Olivia Wilde so she had uh nope,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of the Olivia mone Livia money. She went
Speaker 2: through some medical stuff and got some plastic surgery and stuffy.
Speaker 2: Because I was like, I think she had something happen.
Speaker 2: You know who Jason Sedekis was with after Olivia Wilde,
Speaker 2: Keey Hazel. And if you know who Keeley Hazel is,
Speaker 2: she I wouldn't expect Lindsay to know. I would expect
Speaker 2: Gimpy to know. She was a page six model from England.
Speaker 2: And page six is where they would show kind of
Speaker 2: uh naked okay, yeah, topless women like it was a thing. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: good form page three it was called page three in
Speaker 2: the sun okay, and uh yeah, she ridiculously large knockers.
Speaker 6: Page six is the celebrity gossip. Yeah, getting your pages
Speaker 6: mixed up. But yeah, good for him, Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 6: She thirty nine, they still together.
Speaker 2: No, No, he's he's another one that they get a
Speaker 2: certain age and yeah he moves on right, You're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but some of these movies he's been in are not good,
Speaker 2: Like that last one where he was the bar guy.
Speaker 2: It only made three hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 2: is not very much money.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's that. You know where that was shot.
Speaker 3: That was shot in my hometown of Michigan City, Indiana.
Speaker 3: That's why it was a solo budget. And the guy,
Speaker 3: the director of that film Bolt something Bulls on the
Speaker 3: Bulls or something like that. The director of that film
Speaker 3: graduate from my high school. Okay, because I worked with
Speaker 3: his mom in a depart in the shoot apartment. And
Speaker 3: he just wanted to make a movie using our hometown
Speaker 3: and that's why he did it. It's all about darts
Speaker 3: start playing.
Speaker 2: Okay. Uh, speaking of movies, this movie this week in
Speaker 2: the back rooms. Yeah, have you heard about this? It
Speaker 2: made eighty seven million dollars and it only costs like
Speaker 2: two million to make or some crazy number. And they
Speaker 2: did not expect it to do well. And it's all
Speaker 2: it was made by a kid who's not even twenty one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a YouTuber.
Speaker 2: Yes, that one.
Speaker 3: And Obsession is another one that is supposed to be
Speaker 3: so huge. Another one that is from a YouTuber.
Speaker 2: Obsessions was too. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Okay, this is all part of that creepy postable shit.
Speaker 6: Somebody brought that up like last week, I think yeah
Speaker 6: on the show. Okay, I don't know if I'm interested
Speaker 6: in this?
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Written by Curry Barker. Yeah, he's a YouTube channel called
Speaker 2: That's a Bad Idea.
Speaker 7: It follows a furniture store owner who discovers a portal
Speaker 7: to an endless liminal dimension.
Speaker 2: Well, and I'm not there to like. He must be
Speaker 2: a genius. If all these people are going I think
Speaker 2: media and people underestimate social media. They underestimate the four chance,
Speaker 2: they underestimate those cult followings right right. And if I
Speaker 2: don't know how many followers either one of those guys have,
Speaker 2: but if they have just a scout, let's just say
Speaker 2: they got a million people and you go to the bar,
Speaker 2: you can make some money.
Speaker 6: True that even if you've got a million followers and
Speaker 6: they'll pay you one dollar to watch your shit, that's
Speaker 6: a million dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not diminishing this guy, one of these people.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they're very talented. But for people to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: it came out of nowhere, I don't think the people
Speaker 2: that know these people feel that way. Yeah, they're just
Speaker 2: underestimating social media. But the interview with the Connor kid
Speaker 2: from back Rooms, he was like, I'm going to speak
Speaker 2: in a way that he wasn't speaking, but I'm trying
Speaker 2: to sell his snootiness. But he was like, and when
Speaker 2: that moved from the YouTube to the movie business, if
Speaker 2: that's what you want to call the movie business, it's
Speaker 2: just I mean, it's not that. But you know, and
Speaker 2: you're like, god, damn smug prick, all right, that's gonna
Speaker 2: get you for no. If that's a perfect cliche. Oh
Speaker 2: you think so absolutely, it's just me.
Speaker 7: You know, you hear somebody talking like that, and you
Speaker 7: know I'm fucking better than you.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. It's like, Okay, you gotta go. Have
Speaker 2: you seen the trailer for the Keanu Reeves movie called
Speaker 2: Outcome I Think? And it's on Netflix and he plays
Speaker 2: an actor, one of the most successful actors of all time,
Speaker 2: and they're like, where have you been? And he's like
Speaker 2: hiding a heroin addiction, and so he hires a pr
Speaker 2: company ran by Jonah Hill. This is a Jonah Hill
Speaker 2: movie and they are trying to change his at it
Speaker 2: his public perception, and he's to apologize to all the
Speaker 2: people he's wrong, and it's literally fucking everyone. Everyone.
Speaker 7: Well, he can't go wrong with Keanu Reeves. No, and
Speaker 7: it's ryme video. Okay, Jonah Hill Man, who'd thought?
Speaker 2: Who'd have thought that?
Speaker 7: Motherfuckers?
Speaker 2: I ask me about my wider He would turn out
Speaker 2: to be something he's if I remember right, he's had
Speaker 2: a couple movies he's directed that are ridiculously good. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to see here, Uh Stut's no, I don't know
Speaker 2: that movie?
Speaker 3: Did he do. The one with him and Eddie Murphy
Speaker 3: on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Don't Look Up was one of his Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 2: know that that was a good movie. War Dogs of course,
Speaker 2: Sausage Party, that was hilarious. Uh, but those those are
Speaker 2: movies they've probably been in. I don't know about acting.
Speaker 2: Jonah Hill was in Don't Look Up. He wasn't a
Speaker 2: part like a director or screenplay or anything like that
Speaker 2: got youa That's what I'm looking for, is we need
Speaker 2: movies he directed or made. But I know he's been
Speaker 2: a part of some stuff. But either way, he's one
Speaker 2: of those ones sometimes you're like eh, and then when
Speaker 2: he sometimes you're like, damn. Like the story have you
Speaker 2: heard the story about him? In Wolfe of Wall Street?
Speaker 2: So him and John Bernthal they get an argument and
Speaker 2: apparently he slapped Jonah Hill for the scene and accidentally
Speaker 2: didn't mean to hit him, but his face started swelling up,
Speaker 2: and so they quit and he knocked his prosthetic teeth out,
Speaker 2: Jona Hill's prosthetic teeth out for the character, and they
Speaker 2: U Scorsese whatever was like, stop, get get him, put
Speaker 2: get new teeth, get him in there right, And so
Speaker 2: they change. They put these teeth and to put him
Speaker 2: into the next scene because his face was swelling up
Speaker 2: so much. They wanted to keep selling it. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's so crazy, brilliant. I'd be like, I need a break, right,
Speaker 2: You're right John Berthall, who's not exactly a tiny person
Speaker 2: and he's ripped in that movie. Yeah, yeah, all right. So, uh,
Speaker 2: I think it's all I got. Do you guys have
Speaker 2: anything you want to.
Speaker 3: I uh, I have a bunch of football shit that
Speaker 3: I have to get to this week.
Speaker 2: It's not it. It's crazy. You're doing football shit already.
Speaker 2: Cannot get my brain around already.
Speaker 3: These teams are well, they're scrimmaging there. It's it's so
Speaker 3: different from the what the OTAs in the NFL, I.
Speaker 4: Guess, but.
Speaker 2: It's a weird correlation.
Speaker 3: They're getting their practices in.
Speaker 2: And OTAs are for rookies, but then they stop, and.
Speaker 3: Then they stop and they have dead week, and then
Speaker 3: they go back to practicing. They they have their summer
Speaker 3: camps and that's every day for about six weeks, and
Speaker 3: then they don't start practicing again until August.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Apparently, I was trying to see there's a summer
Speaker 2: window that the coaches can be involved, because I was
Speaker 2: wondering if they were doing practice like these scrimmages, Like
Speaker 2: it's not really a uh not really a school sanctioned
Speaker 2: like a coach sanctioned thing type of thing, just something
Speaker 2: to get them out there playing. Yeah, because because my
Speaker 2: argument is that you're taking away their summer. You're making
Speaker 2: this their summer. Yeah, and that sucks.
Speaker 3: Yesterday and today is it? Was it a two day
Speaker 3: camp for schools getting together scrimmaging.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm glad I didn't have to worry about all
Speaker 6: that shit growing up. You know, I wasn't in sports
Speaker 6: or anything. I just I didn't have to worry about
Speaker 6: ruining my entire summer, you know, fucking practicing or whatever.
Speaker 6: I actually get out and joy and chase tail and
Speaker 6: whatever cha stale.
Speaker 2: We would do never got it, but I chased it.
Speaker 2: We do a camp in June, and then two camps
Speaker 2: in July and then to today started in like August
Speaker 2: eighth something.
Speaker 7: Like right before the school start whatever, like two.
Speaker 2: Weeks or something. But to have scrimmages, like are they
Speaker 2: full cone had pad scrimmaging? No, No, they're just flag football,
Speaker 2: no scrimmage.
Speaker 3: They are scrimmaging. They're not like they're not. I mean,
Speaker 3: I guess they aren't full pads they're in. Do they
Speaker 3: wear helmets, Yeah, they are wearing helmets.
Speaker 2: Do they wear shoulder pads?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think they were in shoulder pads.
Speaker 2: And are they contacted and tackling each other? Yeah, that's yeah,
Speaker 2: White risk it though.
Speaker 3: I mean they're only playing like half field. They had
Speaker 3: like fourteen four different teams. Does that matter yesterday?
Speaker 2: Does that matter on contact?
Speaker 6: No, because you can still break it arm, breaking leg
Speaker 6: or something like that, twist an ankle, and now now
Speaker 6: your kid can't play because you wanted them to be
Speaker 6: out there fucking practicing all summer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy, All right, anything else?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Allright, you guys have a fantastic week and we'll talk
Speaker 2: to you later. Yeah,