Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology. We let your tako one
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Speaker 2: American Airlines is conducting a little bit of a test
Speaker 2: right now on a new system at the gate involving
Speaker 2: the boarding process. If you've flown lately on American you
Speaker 2: may have noticed this or been part of it.
Speaker 1: Don't talk to me about at the gate and Airlines
Speaker 1: now still a little sore.
Speaker 2: Your flight wasn't on American though, No, it was the
Speaker 2: flight that left without you, uh huh.
Speaker 1: But took our body anyway.
Speaker 2: American is testing the system that will flag people when
Speaker 2: they attempt to board a flight before their group has
Speaker 2: been called. Oh yeah, a group c come on up
Speaker 2: or rows whatever through whatever, you know, they try to.
Speaker 2: Some people pay for priority boarding, others have, you know,
Speaker 2: health issues where you got to get on earlier. Small
Speaker 2: kids are okay, fine, we get it. We're all pretty
Speaker 2: much used to that. But there's always that handful that
Speaker 2: tried to just go and jump into the first group,
Speaker 2: regardless of what their ticket or their boarding number or
Speaker 2: their row is. One that actually bumped my mom out
Speaker 2: of the way. Mighty year old mom. By the way,
Speaker 2: I didn't know if you knew this. I didn't until
Speaker 2: I saw this. Airline employees have a nickname for those
Speaker 2: types of folk, the uh dickheads. Well that's would be
Speaker 2: what we call them. Yeah, gate lice. I like that
Speaker 2: gate lice.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: So what they're doing now with Americans, so you go up.
Speaker 2: You know, before it was just you know, we'll take
Speaker 2: it at your word that you're in group whatever. No,
Speaker 2: Now when they scan your your boarding pass, it'll beep
Speaker 2: if you're not in the designated group, and they will
Speaker 2: tell you they'll single you out and go step aside,
Speaker 2: kind of shame you in front of your fellow travelers.
Speaker 1: You're what we call gate lice. Beat it. We're gonna
Speaker 1: allous you. I can't stand those people. I'm the guy
Speaker 1: that waits as long as I can, you know, time
Speaker 1: to get one.
Speaker 2: I've seen this to the point where on a few
Speaker 2: times that we've traveled together where I'm I'll actually just
Speaker 2: go and get on the plane because I'm convinced he's
Speaker 2: not gonna make it.
Speaker 1: Into Yeah, it'll be okay, last call for row F.
Speaker 1: They've already gone through all the and I was be okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll go.
Speaker 2: Why why sit in a metal a circle? Metal can
Speaker 2: longer than you have to see? That's I agree with
Speaker 2: you on that, But I also want to make sure
Speaker 2: I got a place to cram my carry on in
Speaker 2: in the overhead before they go, oh, overhead's full. We're
Speaker 2: gonna have to ask you to check this. Oh great, great?
Speaker 2: Can you bring it up with the strollers then? If
Speaker 2: you're gonna do that afterwards.
Speaker 1: I just put it underneath my feet if that's the case.
Speaker 2: So anyway, and be aware of that. If you're traveling American,
Speaker 2: don't be a gate lice gate louse anyway, do you
Speaker 2: remember the big to do when they were doing the
Speaker 2: Very Brady renovation on the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they were selling.
Speaker 2: It right right, So there was that whole deal and
Speaker 2: it kind of got interest going again in the Brady
Speaker 2: Bunch and at one point they were gonna do a
Speaker 2: Very Brady revival. Oh really, You're gonna get the cast
Speaker 2: members all back together as adults, and the idea was
Speaker 2: to kind of do a show based on them at
Speaker 2: their present day age.
Speaker 1: Didn't we talk about it just the other day with
Speaker 1: the Brady's. They came up that they were like a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of them were sleeping with each other. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that.
Speaker 2: They all did hook up on the sets age appropriately
Speaker 2: by the way, as it was depicted on the show.
Speaker 2: Now comes this. Do you know why the reunion probably
Speaker 2: didn't happen?
Speaker 1: Who dislikes who?
Speaker 2: Susan Olsen, who plays the youngest Brady. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 2: little cute one back in the day, Cindy. You see. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Susan when was approached about doing this, she was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll do it, but I want my character to reflect
Speaker 2: who I am as an adult. In the storyline is
Speaker 2: being Hollywood. It doesn't go over too well that she's
Speaker 2: a libertarian and she's also voting for Trump.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got you.
Speaker 2: So there was that angle which ruffled some feathers, and
Speaker 2: then she her idea. Her thought was, hey, you know,
Speaker 2: they initially did that on Roseanne and it went okay
Speaker 2: where they were all have different opinions, but yet they
Speaker 2: all still loved each other. And then Roseanne went off
Speaker 2: the rails and we all know what happened with that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that show's still on. Oh god, I
Speaker 1: see it commercials for it and just oo.
Speaker 2: But so, the reason Susan Olsen aka Cindy was given
Speaker 2: was not of her current views, but because back probably
Speaker 2: ten years ago, she had a radio show, really and
Speaker 2: she got we talked about this. She probably she got
Speaker 2: fired from the show because she said something that some
Speaker 2: considered homophobic. Oh really, so you know you got the
Speaker 2: you know, I was listening to your radio enough of
Speaker 2: those that she got fired. So they drudged that up again,
Speaker 2: CBS did, and then they told her we need you
Speaker 2: to go take a course on political correctness.
Speaker 1: She agreed to.
Speaker 2: She took the course, she says, then they came up
Speaker 2: with about fifty pages worth of other stuff. That they
Speaker 2: found objectionable about my views. She goes, at this point,
Speaker 2: I'm out. Forget it, Yeah, forget it. She goes, you
Speaker 2: want to cancel me? Cancel me? I stand by everything
Speaker 2: I said.
Speaker 1: Just do it without her.
Speaker 2: Then it wouldn't be a Brady reunion. You have to
Speaker 2: kill her off or something. Yeah, ridiculous, man, it's a show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a show.
Speaker 1: Pat, You and I were talking about it with the
Speaker 1: Roseanne one. Roseanne was that show once she was gone? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree. I don't know how the Connors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just just killed her off and proceeded on
Speaker 2: like nothing had happened. German police have have busted up
Speaker 2: a cocaine distribution ring that was being run through a.
Speaker 1: Pizzeriay pizzeria is in Germany.
Speaker 2: Douchel Dwarf Pizza's a world worldwide sensation taco. So this
Speaker 2: pizzeria in the city of Dusseldorf.
Speaker 1: Running cocaine.
Speaker 2: Here's how this one worked. I guess it started with
Speaker 2: food inspectors random you know, restaurants get food inspection, and
Speaker 2: they were on occasion they would make a stop at
Speaker 2: this particular pizzeria and the inspectors noticed that they were
Speaker 2: selling a huge number of something called pizza number forty
Speaker 2: off the menu.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: And they did a little more investigating and noticed that
Speaker 2: there was a little more than pizza going out with
Speaker 2: pizza number forty.
Speaker 1: It comes with your side of cocaine. It was stuffed crust,
Speaker 1: the new stuffed crust.
Speaker 2: So rather than just descend upon the pizzeria, they started
Speaker 2: watching the owner and they got enough evidence to get
Speaker 2: a search warrant for his home. And when they arrived,
Speaker 2: he started throwing kilos of cocaine out the window because.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna find that.
Speaker 2: There was literally cops standing below the window that caught
Speaker 2: several kilos he was trying to throw out of his house.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: So that was his stash place and he he'd take
Speaker 2: it to work and it would go up. Yes, I'd
Speaker 2: like to order a pizza number forty. What would you
Speaker 2: like on it? But whatever? Yeah, give me the number forty.
Speaker 2: O caare if you put pineapple and whatever? That? I hate? Wow,
Speaker 2: they all pizza number forty. I was like the little kid.
Speaker 1: They'd always order a certain pie and he'd go there
Speaker 1: romance and teach him how to a ballroom dance with
Speaker 1: him and it was doctor Dreamy from a bring it
Speaker 1: up all the time, and then I get it wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm lost, completely lost. Yeah, he was, Please elaborate.
Speaker 2: It was all the older ladies in town fell in
Speaker 2: love with him, not only older.
Speaker 1: All of them period. I mean, what show this? It
Speaker 1: was a movie? What movie? And they called him the
Speaker 1: Woo Woo kid, but that wasn't in the name of
Speaker 1: the movie. And I can never remember it.
Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna find out here in a minute.
Speaker 1: A text on the ball. But he worked at a
Speaker 1: pizza place and then some lady ordered something and he
Speaker 1: ended up going to sleep with her and delivering the pie.
Speaker 1: And they're like, why do you why did he keep
Speaker 1: requesting you with this certain pizza? And that's what it was.
Speaker 1: He was going and hooking up with them all.
Speaker 2: And he had special slide orders too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, God, what was it by the time? What's
Speaker 1: that the guy's name? Some okay? Two two five, two six,
Speaker 1: go ahead, let me know that. I was hoping someone
Speaker 1: would bring it up all the time.
Speaker 2: Actively do that before I hit this button. They're trying
Speaker 2: to all flood in and you will pull your hair out.
Speaker 2: They're trying to order pizza number forty. It was with anchobies.
Speaker 2: I think that they was selling Patrick Dempsey.
Speaker 1: What is he?
Speaker 2: That's doctor McDreamy. Yeah, yeah, okay, sports card drink. Damn
Speaker 2: you pet what You're the one who opened the can
Speaker 2: of anchovies?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did. All right, I'm done. It is Patrick
Speaker 1: Dempsey and the Woo Woo kid was what they called him.
Speaker 1: I forgatlities.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be able to slover boy, can't buy
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