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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We let your tako one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jrr your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Before we get into idiotology, couple reminders, make

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<v Speaker 2>sure you vote for you say we played about fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>minutes to do that on the JR Facebook page. That

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<v Speaker 2>could win you October Fest tickets. Someone will be randomly

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<v Speaker 2>picked to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Three songs from Solis Island that you're picking today.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, and one with most folks will play at nine,

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<v Speaker 2>and then after that will be your first chance to

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<v Speaker 2>one one thousand bucks and rock the bank. So keep

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<v Speaker 2>your ears open. First of thirteen today, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>American Airlines is conducting a little bit of a test

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<v Speaker 2>right now on a new system at the gate involving

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<v Speaker 2>the boarding process. If you've flown lately on American you

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<v Speaker 2>may have noticed this or been part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't talk to me about at the gate and Airlines

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<v Speaker 1>now still a little sore.

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<v Speaker 2>Your flight wasn't on American though, No, it was the

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<v Speaker 2>flight that left without you, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>But took our body anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>American is testing the system that will flag people when

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<v Speaker 2>they attempt to board a flight before their group has

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<v Speaker 2>been called. Oh yeah, a group c come on up

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<v Speaker 2>or rows whatever through whatever, you know, they try to.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people pay for priority boarding, others have, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>health issues where you got to get on earlier. Small

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<v Speaker 2>kids are okay, fine, we get it. We're all pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much used to that. But there's always that handful that

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<v Speaker 2>tried to just go and jump into the first group,

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<v Speaker 2>regardless of what their ticket or their boarding number or

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<v Speaker 2>their row is. One that actually bumped my mom out

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<v Speaker 2>of the way. Mighty year old mom. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know if you knew this. I didn't until

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<v Speaker 2>I saw this. Airline employees have a nickname for those

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<v Speaker 2>types of folk, the uh dickheads. Well that's would be

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<v Speaker 2>what we call them. Yeah, gate lice. I like that

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<v Speaker 2>gate lice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>So what they're doing now with Americans, so you go up.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, before it was just you know, we'll take

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<v Speaker 2>it at your word that you're in group whatever. No,

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<v Speaker 2>Now when they scan your your boarding pass, it'll beep

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not in the designated group, and they will

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<v Speaker 2>tell you they'll single you out and go step aside,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of shame you in front of your fellow travelers.

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<v Speaker 1>You're what we call gate lice. Beat it. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>allous you. I can't stand those people. I'm the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that waits as long as I can, you know, time

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<v Speaker 1>to get one.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen this to the point where on a few

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<v Speaker 2>times that we've traveled together where I'm I'll actually just

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<v Speaker 2>go and get on the plane because I'm convinced he's

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna make it.

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<v Speaker 1>Into Yeah, it'll be okay, last call for row F.

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<v Speaker 1>They've already gone through all the and I was be okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'll go.

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<v Speaker 2>Why why sit in a metal a circle? Metal can

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<v Speaker 2>longer than you have to see? That's I agree with

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<v Speaker 2>you on that, But I also want to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>I got a place to cram my carry on in

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<v Speaker 2>in the overhead before they go, oh, overhead's full. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to ask you to check this. Oh great, great?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you bring it up with the strollers then? If

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna do that afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>I just put it underneath my feet if that's the case.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, and be aware of that. If you're traveling American,

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<v Speaker 2>don't be a gate lice gate louse anyway, do you

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<v Speaker 2>remember the big to do when they were doing the

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<v Speaker 2>Very Brady renovation on the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then they were selling.

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<v Speaker 2>It right right, So there was that whole deal and

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<v Speaker 2>it kind of got interest going again in the Brady

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<v Speaker 2>Bunch and at one point they were gonna do a

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<v Speaker 2>Very Brady revival. Oh really, You're gonna get the cast

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<v Speaker 2>members all back together as adults, and the idea was

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<v Speaker 2>to kind of do a show based on them at

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<v Speaker 2>their present day age.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't we talk about it just the other day with

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<v Speaker 1>the Brady's. They came up that they were like a

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<v Speaker 1>whole bunch of them were sleeping with each other. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was that.

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<v Speaker 2>They all did hook up on the sets age appropriately

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, as it was depicted on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Now comes this. Do you know why the reunion probably

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<v Speaker 2>didn't happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Who dislikes who?

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<v Speaker 2>Susan Olsen, who plays the youngest Brady. Oh yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>little cute one back in the day, Cindy. You see. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Susan when was approached about doing this, she was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it, but I want my character to reflect

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<v Speaker 2>who I am as an adult. In the storyline is

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<v Speaker 2>being Hollywood. It doesn't go over too well that she's

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<v Speaker 2>a libertarian and she's also voting for Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I got you.

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<v Speaker 2>So there was that angle which ruffled some feathers, and

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<v Speaker 2>then she her idea. Her thought was, hey, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they initially did that on Roseanne and it went okay

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<v Speaker 2>where they were all have different opinions, but yet they

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<v Speaker 2>all still loved each other. And then Roseanne went off

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<v Speaker 2>the rails and we all know what happened with that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe that show's still on. Oh god, I

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<v Speaker 1>see it commercials for it and just oo.

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<v Speaker 2>But so, the reason Susan Olsen aka Cindy was given

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<v Speaker 2>was not of her current views, but because back probably

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<v Speaker 2>ten years ago, she had a radio show, really and

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<v Speaker 2>she got we talked about this. She probably she got

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<v Speaker 2>fired from the show because she said something that some

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<v Speaker 2>considered homophobic. Oh really, so you know you got the

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I was listening to your radio enough of

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<v Speaker 2>those that she got fired. So they drudged that up again,

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<v Speaker 2>CBS did, and then they told her we need you

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<v Speaker 2>to go take a course on political correctness.

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<v Speaker 1>She agreed to.

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<v Speaker 2>She took the course, she says, then they came up

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<v Speaker 2>with about fifty pages worth of other stuff. That they

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<v Speaker 2>found objectionable about my views. She goes, at this point,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm out. Forget it, Yeah, forget it. She goes, you

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<v Speaker 2>want to cancel me? Cancel me? I stand by everything

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<v Speaker 2>I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Just do it without her.

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<v Speaker 2>Then it wouldn't be a Brady reunion. You have to

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<v Speaker 2>kill her off or something. Yeah, ridiculous, man, it's a show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a show.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat, You and I were talking about it with the

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<v Speaker 1>Roseanne one. Roseanne was that show once she was gone? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, I agree. I don't know how the Connors.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they just just killed her off and proceeded on

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<v Speaker 2>like nothing had happened. German police have have busted up

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<v Speaker 2>a cocaine distribution ring that was being run through a.

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<v Speaker 1>Pizzeriay pizzeria is in Germany.

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<v Speaker 2>Douchel Dwarf Pizza's a world worldwide sensation taco. So this

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<v Speaker 2>pizzeria in the city of Dusseldorf.

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<v Speaker 1>Running cocaine.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's how this one worked. I guess it started with

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<v Speaker 2>food inspectors random you know, restaurants get food inspection, and

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<v Speaker 2>they were on occasion they would make a stop at

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<v Speaker 2>this particular pizzeria and the inspectors noticed that they were

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<v Speaker 2>selling a huge number of something called pizza number forty

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<v Speaker 2>off the menu.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>And they did a little more investigating and noticed that

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<v Speaker 2>there was a little more than pizza going out with

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<v Speaker 2>pizza number forty.

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<v Speaker 1>It comes with your side of cocaine. It was stuffed crust,

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<v Speaker 1>the new stuffed crust.

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<v Speaker 2>So rather than just descend upon the pizzeria, they started

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<v Speaker 2>watching the owner and they got enough evidence to get

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<v Speaker 2>a search warrant for his home. And when they arrived,

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<v Speaker 2>he started throwing kilos of cocaine out the window because.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not gonna find that.

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<v Speaker 2>There was literally cops standing below the window that caught

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<v Speaker 2>several kilos he was trying to throw out of his house.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was his stash place and he he'd take

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<v Speaker 2>it to work and it would go up. Yes, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>like to order a pizza number forty. What would you

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<v Speaker 2>like on it? But whatever? Yeah, give me the number forty.

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<v Speaker 2>O caare if you put pineapple and whatever? That? I hate? Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>they all pizza number forty. I was like the little kid.

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<v Speaker 1>They'd always order a certain pie and he'd go there

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<v Speaker 1>romance and teach him how to a ballroom dance with

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<v Speaker 1>him and it was doctor Dreamy from a bring it

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<v Speaker 1>up all the time, and then I get it wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm lost, completely lost. Yeah, he was, Please elaborate.

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<v Speaker 2>It was all the older ladies in town fell in

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<v Speaker 2>love with him, not only older.

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<v Speaker 1>All of them period. I mean, what show this? It

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<v Speaker 1>was a movie? What movie? And they called him the

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<v Speaker 1>Woo Woo kid, but that wasn't in the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the movie. And I can never remember it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you're gonna find out here in a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>A text on the ball. But he worked at a

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<v Speaker 1>pizza place and then some lady ordered something and he

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<v Speaker 1>ended up going to sleep with her and delivering the pie.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, why do you why did he keep

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<v Speaker 1>requesting you with this certain pizza? And that's what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>He was going and hooking up with them all.

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<v Speaker 2>And he had special slide orders too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, God, what was it by the time? What's

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<v Speaker 1>that the guy's name? Some okay? Two two five, two six,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, let me know that. I was hoping someone

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<v Speaker 1>would bring it up all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Actively do that before I hit this button. They're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to all flood in and you will pull your hair out.

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<v Speaker 2>They're trying to order pizza number forty. It was with anchobies.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that they was selling Patrick Dempsey.

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<v Speaker 1>What is he?

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<v Speaker 2>That's doctor McDreamy. Yeah, yeah, okay, sports card drink. Damn

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<v Speaker 2>you pet what You're the one who opened the can

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<v Speaker 2>of anchovies?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I did. All right, I'm done. It is Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>Dempsey and the Woo Woo kid was what they called him.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgatlities.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna be able to slover boy, can't buy

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<v Speaker 2>me low and win dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Another keyword is coming up at the top of the

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<v Speaker 1>hour on JRR from the Boat