Speaker 1: Yeah, that would Uh yeah, I love that idea.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm yeah.
Speaker 3: I freaking love story worth, pretty cool story worth. It
is pretty cool.
Speaker 4: I made the mistake. Asked my grandmother who she lost
a virginity to one time. Okay, that's a crazy answer.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what was the answer.
Speaker 5: She said, A fat Armenium guy, Hilo.
Speaker 3: Welcome to another brand spanking episode of another below Deck podcast.
Speaker 1: My name is Dylan.
Speaker 4: That is pat Hey, great to be here, Hey, great
to be here.
Speaker 3: Patty just got back from Lego Land. I'm so excited
to talk about that.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, we'll discuss that on another podcast.
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That's right, what do you think?
Speaker 4: It was a decent episode, But you know, it's hard
to say, like when you have two great episodes back
to back, Come on, good things can always happen in threes.
Speaker 1: No, no, they rarely do.
Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, it was just okay, but it's still interesting.
This is definitely up there. Below Deck is back to
form the trailer for Below Deck og drops tomorrow morning.
That's and I've been promised that that is in fact
the amazing season as well?
Speaker 1: Is that with Frasier? All right?
Speaker 4: Okay, so it was an okay episode. It's starting to
heat up on this boat. Multiple romances are starting, like
with the New Guys. Yeah, it's pretty unbelieva are actually
not unbelievable at all?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's really it's commonplace. It makes all the
sense in the war.
Speaker 4: When you think about it with Alicia and Johnny, you
think how powerful that love was or is uh huh right,
Like there's a lot of powerful loves out there that
they never get to the love never gets to flourish. Yes,
you know in the forties, like men had to go
off the war.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe they got a grenade thrown in the bunker. Yep,
love didn't get to happen. Romeo and Juliet the parents
forbid the love, ye right. And then sometimes another sea
rat gets hired on the boat.
Speaker 1: Wait, NDE shows up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, so Nate is like the Montague's Prejudice
and or the Grenade the war.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, he showed up, but he broke up that
never ending love between Alicia and Johnny. Apparently their love
was not strong enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I think of Johnny as Ryan Gossman, and I think
of Nate as James Marsden.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: And in the end, I think rach Is gonna pick
the big Greek, but who knows.
Speaker 1: Oh, we'll see, yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, I enjoyed the episode. It was interesting to
see Nick's fate. Let's see if. Oh, and then it's
really starting to get uncomfortable between Laura and Zarena. I
have to admit that forty eight hour kind of a
little bit of crazy that she inflicted upon Alicia. I
you know, I'm a big fan of Serena. I consider
her friend, but I have to tell her face to
face that was nuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're out face to face with her right now, right,
But you would I'd have to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was nuts.
Speaker 4: She even admits, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I bet I was nuts.
Speaker 4: She said, I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm sorry. She owned it,
She owned it. But anyway, I'm gonna give it thirty
two thirty two knots.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it four knots.
Speaker 3: I did not think this was a good episode, but listen.
Speaker 1: You know they they can't all be you know the one.
Speaker 3: Shot shootout from True Detective episode four, you know what
I mean, or whatever episode it was. You know, we
can't always have people punching cabinets. Then we would lose
its luster. I mean, think about if we had the
Winter Olympics every summer.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't even make any sense me fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I never.
Speaker 4: Got to episode four True Detective season one. I used
to watch. We did Sunday TV nights with a group
of people, and after episode three were like, this is
a little too slow for the group. Let's turn it off.
And then I heard too slow for the group. Yeah,
And then by episode four that's when it really started
getting amazing.
Speaker 1: But well, it was amazing from frame one, not really. Yeah, though, that's.
Speaker 4: What they call a slow burn. If you ever see
that as a description for a film you're about, Well,
I'll take.
Speaker 3: Over while you clear your throat. You guys watched multiple seasons.
Speaker 1: Of Girls though, right, we did? Okay, Now I love Girls.
Speaker 3: I think Girls is great, but made it to episode
three of True Detective.
Speaker 4: We also watched in that time period. I want to
say Californiaication. Oh the Cove.
Speaker 3: The Covemeister was fantastic in the marvelous show. You know,
we're a lot like him. The character of that show
was he an English teacher. So I didn't like the episode.
But listen, the main takeaway from from this is that
Laura is Serena's on Shudder Island once again, smoking cigarettes
that aren't there.
Speaker 1: But Laura is.
Speaker 3: Throwing Montague encapulate kind of grenades in her galley. Oh,
yes she is, So that's that's a real thing. But
head games a lot of head games, a lot of
head games. So last week left off, we were on
a knife's edge. Will Nick get fired for drinking or
will he not? We slam our faces into some glass
doors in the morning and shake off the night before.
I'm wondering how is still headbutting these stores. She's been
on this boat for as the Sea Rats would say, ages.
You know, now we get to this whole Marina on
service thing. Captain Jason wants Marina on the picnic crew.
He wants all tides to lift all of the boats,
and Laura has no interest in that. She wants to
get through the season.
Speaker 4: That's true, all right, So a few more things to
break down here, Dill, because we set up a lot
of things. This one of the first scenes that we
see as Alicia showing up for her shift six minutes
late because she was in fact still in love with
Johnny at this point, right, so they exchanged texts and
then she shows up in the galley and Serena is
not too happy about it, and she begins to be
a little passive aggressive. I thought that was just gonna
last maybe an hour or so. I didn't realize it
was going to be two full days of that when
that was taking place. And then the rum tasting gets
it laid out. I will share my thoughts on rum later.
I think it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a big rum rum guy.
Speaker 4: And then where you left at dyl, Captain Hotpants explains
to Law that Marina must be allowed to do service
at some point and it's a win win for everyone, okay,
because he wants to help people grow. And you apparently
haven't lived until you've put a correct fork in front
of someone or or put a salad down.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, putting a salad down in front of somebody's
a lot better than scrubbing shit off a porcelain bowl.
Speaker 1: But again, Laura has no interest in letting this happen
at all. She is cut throat.
Speaker 4: She definitely pushes back. Now. I want to say this
for service training work at Red Lobster in the off season, please,
where there's no room for on the job training as
far as Old Patty's concerned, because I've experienced this myself.
You know, I frequent the franchise subway quite often.
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about fast dining.
Speaker 4: That's right, yeah, and multiple times. And I'm not a
dick about it. But they're training a sandwich artist, okay,
and they are explaining as they're making my sandwich. I
have to tell you, I get quite annoyed. I don't
want someone who's not properly trained in the sandwich artistry
working on my sandwich. They can mess it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know. I watched an amazing video the
other day on and I mean amazing. I was glued
to it for like fifteen minutes. It was a Wall
Street Journal video about how the new Chili CEO has
really turned the business around. Oh yes, he has I
feed the ins and outs of the redemption arc of Chili's,
you know, because everybody thinks, oh, it's the Triple Dipper
and it's just the mozzarella stretch. There are so many
choices that are made at the c suite level, and
this guy in his quarters that really broke everything down.
Did you know that they used to have two different
times of chicken crispers. There was a Panco and there
was an extra crispy.
Speaker 2: In chicken Crisper.
Speaker 3: Well, the breading station is too small to accommodate two
different types of chicken crispers. And so they said, you
know what, Panco is great. People love the Panco, but
it only makes up twenty percent of our sales. So
we're gonna get rid of the pancoa chicken crisper. And
ever since they did that, they really streamlined their fried
chicken Wow, and it's really helped the business quite a lot.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, dyl. We can talk about data
all we want, but I've seen it with my eyes.
I drive by that one location in Encino in Ventoria, Bolivard,
there's a line out the goddamn door.
Speaker 3: On Oh yeah, Chili's is big time back. But anyways,
we're talking about learning on the job, and Laura is
She's a cutthroat, cutthroat b and she just she does
not care about elevating the CVS or experiences at the
Sea Round. She wants to get to the end of
the season with as much money and as her pucket
as can possibly.
Speaker 4: In many ways, Dylan, I like her approach. Why is
it her job? Why is it her duty to get
someone to reach their potential? Right, Jason, you don't have
to captain Jason's he's going in respect. Yeah, you do
not have to suffer the consequences of this. You're not
blitting tip money right right?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: How dare you? How dare you insert yourself in this?
Speaker 1: A very disgusting pig.
Speaker 3: Now, listen, the high five quota has been set, Nate
and Harry are really really getting along. There are two
golden doodles in a ballpit. Laura has to have a
chat with Serena.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm confused by this because Laura at this point
is insistent upon at least one department head being at
that goddamn rum tasting and picnic. Yeah, why and if
you got to stick up your ass about this, Laura,
why don't you go?
Speaker 1: There, you go, why don't you go?
Speaker 4: I completely have Zorena's back on this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a big stick, emotional manipulation kind of
thing that Laura is doing. She's really trying to cyclically
wound Serena, bend her to her will, and you know,
poor Serena is really falling prey to it. It's working,
you think, so, oh yeah, flawlessly.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if you mean she wants to sabotage Arena,
she's doing her good job. She's not getting her in line,
per se. It's just pissed.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, she's not trying to get her
in line. She's trying to destroy her.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So Nikolas rehearses the spiel he's.
Speaker 3: Going to give to Captain j Mann, hot ass Jay
Man about how he nipped a little tequila last night
with the pr people from Dubai, and we get a
little c red history.
Speaker 4: Oh well, we kind of do.
Speaker 1: His dad was a hot ass pirate.
Speaker 4: He his dad was an fucking awesome dude and everything
he did was awesome. Yeah, and Nick's not that.
Speaker 3: Nick a nerd well Nick is INRD. He's a little
bit of a nerd, but he speaks like a prince
and he's uh, you know, he's open for business, so.
Speaker 1: He can't be that big of a nerd, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 4: Now, true, I do want to point out once again,
just because you've seen all the Star Wars movies does
not make you a nerd.
Speaker 1: Well, the people on the show Yard cast.
Speaker 3: Be it Weavil with uh nail, you know, they all
have different names. If Marina tried to stick her tongue
down their throat, they'd have a panic attack, possibly shit
their pants and run away.
Speaker 4: So yeah, Nick didn't. Those are not Nick didn't have
that problem. Now, So Dylan, you pointed out that he
practiced this, and I was thinking, that's an experience that
we've all had where we did something wrong. We need
to own it. We got to practice our wording for once.
For example, I I had to tell someone I left
their gate open and let their dog out. Well, I
reported to them that the car that took him out
it was pretty quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was kidding, were you? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, I have let dogs out of gates accidentally before, though, Yeah,
it's not my responsibility.
Speaker 1: It's so fun. My sister in law.
Speaker 3: My sister in law was dating this guy and they
were like, we you know, we trust you, so we
want your house set. Left the door open, cat ran out,
never saw it again.
Speaker 4: Really, this is wait, this is who.
Speaker 3: My sister in law was house setting for her. The
person she was dating his parents house like had sixteen
seventeen year old cat. Just a family heirloom, a spiritual heirloom.
I mean, they love this thing more than anything, more
than their children. She was like, hey, I'm sorry I
left the door open. It's gone killed. Probably we have
no idea. Yeah, super awkward. Yeah, I played golf with
the kid. He was like, yeah, it was bad. My
mom was crying for like five days straight. I was like, Jesus, Yeah,
that's tough.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say that the relationship didn't work out.
Speaker 3: No, it didn't work out. They couldn't get over that
speed bump. Yeah, get in the comments. Let us know
if you've ever presided over the death of someone else's
animal and accidently. Okay, we get to the distillery, we'll
rub a little booze on our legs, and Serena heads
over with the gang. She's got to unveil the courgette,
keish the potato salad, Dan, she's freaking pit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and her time there was less than a tortoise
sex sash. It was like thirty eight seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you knew this, Dylan, but the
male tortoise is a very selfish lover in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: Now, quick question, is that a made up stat about
nature and animals?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, I believe the tortoise expert had
pointed that out. It's very quick, really, yes, a few grunts.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look that up right now. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 4: Their nickname, I don't know. It's in a different language,
but I believe it's transu translated to two pump chump.
Speaker 2: Too.
Speaker 3: Tortois's climax, the time it takes for a tortoise to
climax varies.
Speaker 4: Oh maybe you had a couple.
Speaker 3: Mounting the male well, then move to the females rear
and mounter. Some tortoise species, like the smaller Russian tortoises,
may make soft, squeaky sounds during breeding. All larger tortoises,
such as Galapago's tortoises, make louder, moaning sounds. There's no
specific time frame for the climax. Somebody's got to get
on that. I mean, why do we not have this data?
Speaker 4: I agree someone should pay for a study.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean without this person conducting that study, we
have lollygagging, intellectually irresponsible people like yourself going around calling
these people to pump jumps and selfish lovers.
Speaker 4: I know what I read it somewhere.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jesus man, somebody's got to protect.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we get to.
Speaker 3: Nick letting Jason know about the drink. He really says
it with his chest and he owns every drop of it.
Speaker 4: I'm glad Captain Hotpants pointed out it's your first day. Yeah,
because that's a that's a big part of it.
Speaker 3: I'd say this is definitely an issue.
Speaker 1: But you're remorseful he came up it shut it with
your fucking chest. I think we could put this behind us.
That's exactly what they did.
Speaker 4: That's what they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who who who? Who?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Who? Who?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Who? Who? Really thought he was gonna get fired? Jesus
I did.
Speaker 3: Okay, So, Lauren, that's embarrassing that I thought that. Yeah,
I thinking Indiana Jones is gonna die.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, all sorts of theories going around. You're
into conspiracy theories. You do a shot?
Speaker 1: Really, I'm so over people that are they had serious?
Speaker 4: They had Z on watch What Happens Live?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we love we love.
Speaker 4: Very boring television though. Uh and some theorized that he
was on there because Nick was going to be fired
in the next episode, was going to have Z show up.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, reintroduce Z was great. He was such a sweetheart.
Speaker 3: And when he drank, he drank, did he really? Oh yeah,
you know when the eyes rolling in the back of
the head, but the vertebrae is still upright.
Speaker 2: Okay, yep, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Anyways, just see rat stuff.
Speaker 3: So Laura and Serena more fighting a bit. You know,
I feel like it.
Speaker 4: Was so what Laura is really saying is how long
were you there? Did you spend any time with the guests?
Speaker 3: Wells, Serena kind of like popped off. She's like, it
was one of the biggest waste of time in my life.
And Laura takes offense to that because it.
Speaker 1: Means that.
Speaker 3: She's she's fighting back, she's agitated, she's not fully succumbed
to the psychological manipulation. What Laura wants his for Serena
to come back, make her a sandwich, say thank you.
That was a great idea, But she doesn't get that.
She gets pushed back, So she's got a little bit
more work today. Nick and Marina. Now he's sweating a bit.
He's a bit of a prude.
Speaker 2: Do anythink he could.
Speaker 4: Be pretending to be that. I'm not feeling nerd, especially
what happens uh later in the episode.
Speaker 3: I'm feeling nerd big time. Yeah, I'm definitely feeling nerd.
Speaker 4: Would a nerd makeout on the dance floor with this
basically a stranger.
Speaker 3: In a panicked way? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4: Seemed like he was into it. I don't think he
was panicking.
Speaker 2: You think I.
Speaker 4: Think he's playing up the nerd thing.
Speaker 2: You think you don't trust him.
Speaker 4: I don't know, and I've spoken with him, Nick, I
don't trust you yet. I don't trust you. We'll see.
Speaker 3: Well, he does speak like a prince, and his first
kiss was when he was nineteen.
Speaker 1: Years old, which that's pretty late for a first kiss.
Speaker 4: I agree most of us. If you had sex for
the first time at nineteen, that's pretty late.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when did you lose your v fourteen fourteen.
Speaker 4: Goodn't wait to get it out of the way. Yeah,
I lasted less time than that tortoise.
Speaker 3: Well, the tortoise is very so they're actually not selfless lovers.
Speaker 1: How old was the the gal you lost it to?
Speaker 4: Sixteen?
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty tight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: What was your first kiss, like a real kiss? Yeah,
that's probably the same year.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, Rappie though, good lord.
Speaker 4: That's what's so concerning about these young people. It really
speeds up. It goes from zero to sixty nine in
like four seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now they're spitting each other's mouths.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean it's crazy spitting each other's bods,
Is that right? Yeah, yeah, that's pretty wild. I was
going to take a second to get to an ad break,
but I think they might not be happy with that.
Speaker 1: Let me do it.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, meanwhile, okay, meanwhile, Niko's on the I Fed Up
tour for some reason, to which he's like, I, you know,
I took a shot. And I think for most of
the people he was telling that too, I believe they
were asking themselves, why why why is he did you
get fired? You were doing that? Why are you telling?
Speaker 1: Why are you talking to me about this.
Speaker 4: Unless you're packing your bags and leaving, Like, talk to.
Speaker 2: Me about this.
Speaker 4: I want to do that.
Speaker 3: Ad No, I want to talk about burnt garlic, a
dull fusion with a chickpeace cinnamon egg plant curry.
Speaker 4: Was this the lunch?
Speaker 1: This is lunch?
Speaker 4: No, what were your thoughts on lunch? Because it looked delicious?
Speaker 3: Oh it was a lovely spread at the at the
the yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, And talk to me about
rom real quick. You said we were going to talk
about rom.
Speaker 4: Well, I was just gonna say. It's my least favorite
type of alcoholic and I don't like a lot of
hard alcohols, and this is my I like, you'd have
to pay me to drink rum, especially straight like that.
It's disgusting. It's like drinking maple syrup. I hate it.
Speaker 3: Well, you know it like rum is like the true
like spirit aficionado's spirit.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Oh yeah? People who are like have like.
Speaker 3: Tattoos of sailors and stuff, like those kind of things,
and like they wear like Doc Martin's and they're really
into like mixology.
Speaker 1: They all like rum.
Speaker 4: You know what they make rum out of?
Speaker 3: Right, coconuts, sugarcane, oh yeah, because.
Speaker 4: I don't know if a lot of people know this.
You can make alcohol a lot of almost anything. You
can make alcohol out of milk if you let it
sit there for a fucking year, Yeah, it will turn
into alcohol. Sugarcane is disgusting.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Sugarcane is disgusting?
Speaker 4: Sugarcane is delicious as an alcohol.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I hate rum. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Last time I drank rum earnestly, it was in New
Orleans and I fell asleep on a on a toilet.
Yeah yeah, yeah, definitely fell asleep on a toilet, and uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I drank a fit.
Speaker 3: Man. It's so crazy how much we used to be
able to drink. I drank a fifth of rum to
myself if I couldn't do a shot of it now.
Speaker 4: No, no, I mean in college, I was trying to
show off. I drank a half a bottle of tequila
and then blacked out and didn't show up to class
the next day. It was the first week of school.
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Speaker 4: I made the mistake. Asked my grandmother who she lost
a virginity to one time. Okay, it's a crazy answer.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what was the answer?
Speaker 4: She said, A fat Armenian guy. She didn't even know
his name. I was like, who, I wish I didn't
ask that.
Speaker 1: Where did she?
Speaker 4: Where was she living in Massachusetts?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not about the fat Armenian guy. It's the
combo of your your great grandmother and him, and I
would imagine the sweat.
Speaker 4: Well, the point I was making is, I guess I'm
kind of glad that I know that. Uh why I
know something about her? You know he's gone now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you know other things about her that weren't
so disgusting?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she hated my grandfather with a passion.
Speaker 1: Really yeah really Yeah. They stayed together for the kids.
Speaker 4: Huh uh yeah, financial reasons too. And his one request
is he did not want to left to be left
to die in a hospital, and she made sure that happened.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, really, wow.
Speaker 4: Cold, Well, you know he wasn't too nice to her.
Speaker 1: Really, you smack her around?
Speaker 4: I don't you know, I don't want to This isn't
we're not doing the ad anymore.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we're not doing a Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's too nice.
Speaker 1: Well, if you smack.
Speaker 3: Somebody around, then they have full full reign to leave
in an hospital rotting until you die, you know. So
shouldn't have done that, I agree, you know, And that's
why you're here.
Speaker 1: And you're like, and I have apple juice.
Speaker 3: And they're like, we're not ready, it's not time for that.
And what they don't know is he wants one last
sit because he knows he's about to go. He's never
gonna have apple juice again, so he can't wait for
the rounds.
Speaker 4: You know, she lived twenty more years. She did it
her way.
Speaker 3: Yeah much respect, grammy, Yeah, way to go, Grammy. All right,
let's get back to the episode Burnt Garlic dull Fusion
with chickpen and cinnamon eggplant curry.
Speaker 1: That is for dinner.
Speaker 4: Okay, So this is the lavish Dubai night, Yes, okay.
Speaker 3: And when Zarena tells her what the dish is called,
Laura rolls her eyes.
Speaker 4: Well, Lara, that's the dish, now, Dylan, Lara, that's the.
Speaker 1: Dish, Laura, don't roll your eyes. That's the dish.
Speaker 4: That is the dish. But I think she included every
single spice on the planet Earth in that thing.
Speaker 1: Mm, cinnamon and curry now just really just cinnamon.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's the only spice.
Speaker 4: It seemed like a very convoluted food description. I mean,
it beat the hell out of anything I've seen on chopped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was a little long, but that's
the dish. Maybe I'm just listen.
Speaker 3: Lara's engaging in psychological warfare, so you know, you can
get a complicated menu item sent back to you.
Speaker 4: Okay. Now, Zorena at this point believes that Lara is
fully messing with her and grooming her potential replacement.
Speaker 1: And I was thinking, come on, Serena, she's not doing that.
She is.
Speaker 2: She is.
Speaker 4: She is now, little thing. Not a lot of viewers
probably caught this about old Patty watches this because I'm
a detailed mother effort. Minutes Later, Harry checks in with
Serena about the Laura situation, and he claims to her
that he hasn't heard anything, but he just wanted to
check in on Serena about what was going on between
her and Laura. Harry, we see what you're doing there.
It's devious. And also you are a world class shit star.
I think you have locked your role in here for
at least two more seasons.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he caddy, little skink. He is.
Speaker 4: Secretly he's a real big shit star.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, way to go here, beart.
Speaker 3: So lemon and thyme risotta with corn fed chicken is
up next. Feed him corn when you're really trying to
jack the breast size up, you know what I mean?
None of this, none of this free range green. I
don't know what we feed chickens. You don't feed them grass.
I think they eat seeds and sheets. I think, yeah,
well these ones had corn and they were probably good.
But the problem is the dinner wasn't It was two courses,
no dessert, seven pots. Get me out of here next morning.
Speaker 1: Next morning, Serena.
Speaker 3: Caesar sushe have come into the galley one minute. She's
there for one minute, and Serena says, get on the eggs,
crack a dozen eggs, and she just starts losing her
mind at Poor Alicia.
Speaker 4: Day two of poopy Pants party. I was not happy
about this. I will say, when the two have discourse,
it's refreshing to see that no one's yelling. It's uncomfortable,
but it's Sibyl.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you know? You know you don't like nerds clusters?
Speaker 4: I don't like nerds clusters. Now you don't like that
kind I don't like that kind of candy.
Speaker 1: Why don't you like it?
Speaker 4: It feels like chemicals to me.
Speaker 1: Does it hurt your tummy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It hurts my tummy.
Speaker 3: Okay, Can I tell you so? I saw a couple
of movies over the weekend, Saw Warfare and I saw Sinners.
So that means I ate some gummies. I ate some
gummy candy. I had some nerd clusters, I had some
sour Patch kids.
Speaker 4: Right, how do you feel about crunch crunch clusters?
Speaker 2: I don't like that kind of I don't like that.
Oh really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So my friend goes, you know, you can't eat too
much of the gummy candy.
Speaker 2: You'll get pooh gas? Like what you talking about?
Speaker 3: I've never and most as if he cursed me, I
got pooh gas. It's just a fucking when you eat
a bunch of sour Pats, kids and stuff like that,
you get pooh gash.
Speaker 4: On the East Coast, we have a word for that
called bubble gut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bubble gut, but it turns into pooh gas.
It's really, it's really quite vile. So I'm going to
back off the gummy candy. You know. You see all
these these NFL players and they're like, all I eat
is skittles and sure, and I'm like, oh, that's amazing.
I want to do that, but I can't. They give
you pooh gas. Is this episode okay?
Speaker 4: I think it's so. I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: So you think you think it's okay? I think so.
All right, let's move on.
Speaker 4: All right, reminded the anchor can kill you. I wouldn't
step near that goddamn thing. The boat heads back, and
then the guest apart.
Speaker 3: The guest apart and they leave a tip that is
one of the lowest we've seen all season.
Speaker 1: Now, let's see.
Speaker 4: Sixteen k I think we've seen fifteen k.
Speaker 1: It was fifteen k oh it was fifteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, fifteen.
Speaker 4: It's been a couple of those.
Speaker 1: I think that's a bad tip.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but these guests weren't of pains in
the asses.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: What are you doing? This is the corporate stock Stockholm
syndrome once again wearing its ugly head. Okay, these are
people in the service industry. Okay, you tip them, well,
you tip them, Okay, you don't just freaking you know.
I had a guy named angel at Freda at the
Glinda at the Shermancks Gallery. He was he was a
little shirley, he was a little sour, but he brought
us out our Agua Chile and our guacamalle. You tip
them twenty two percent, twenty three percent if you're feeling frisky.
You don't tip fifteen percent to people, or fifteen thousand
dollars to people.
Speaker 1: You just don't do that.
Speaker 4: I was just pointing out that I don't think they
were the first guests this season to leave fifteen k.
But the captain calls him cheap.
Speaker 3: So Marina and a Dare first have a little, uh,
a little chat. I'm wondering if a Dare is micro
dosing acid.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, she's so odd. She's a
real odd ball, you think so, or.
Speaker 4: Maybe she's just too normal for these sea rats. She's
like a sore thumb.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: I think that she's I think that she's micro dosing acid.
She comes up to Marina and she goes, hey, I
got a little bit of dirt on Nick. He's already
uh started with the guests, and I gotta tell you he.
Speaker 1: Took a shot with them.
Speaker 3: It's like a doctor and arrested development like some kind
of bizarre gag again. And Marina is like, okay, thank
you for letting me know.
Speaker 4: I thought you were saying you had sex with one. Yeah,
there was definitely some confusion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was definitely some confusion there, very confusing a deer.
Maybe she's lost without wee hand her true love.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Well Nick gets the helmet. He deserved that, yes, And
then we get a montage of the cruise take on Nick.
I think the overall opinion is he's a fucking weirdo.
Speaker 3: Oh he speaks like a prince. He does speak like
a prince kind of. And then we get to Nate
and Harry the love continues, and it continues all the
way to a promotion. Nate promotes Harry to lead deckhand.
And that's all Harry's ever wanted, you know, That's all
He's ever wanted is to climb the letter of chaos
until he can become a boson. Now we get to
the mutiny. There seems to be a vortex of mean
girl aboard this vessel. Brie has fallen into Laura's attempts
as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought she was about this. By the way,
we're going to be interviewing Brie this week, are we. Well, yeah,
we are.
Speaker 1: Okay, what time is that?
Speaker 4: Ah noon?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, sorry, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 4: I just want to tease. It will get in the
Facebook if you.
Speaker 1: Want to ask you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get in
the Facebook.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: So, Dylan, they never understand that the crew hall or
wherever they sleep is smaller than a goddamn tidy house
and the walls are made of paper. When you're talking
smack about this person, understand that they can hear everything
you're saying. So just as I think they went and
found Alicia or Brianna, pulled her in the bunks, and
then they start proceed to start asking her questions to
get her to talk smack, to basically elicit herts talk
shit about Zorena just as Zorena walks in and then
notices feels the vibe in the room is off and
they're probably talking about her. Yeah, I feel bad for Xorena.
Speaker 1: Here, I do too. This is uh, this is she's
an outcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's she's this is a carbon copy of the
the trauma and the pain she felt as a youth,
you know, being a weird barbie and whatnot.
Speaker 2: And uh, you.
Speaker 3: Know, when when Zorena figures out how to fully step
into that that which she is, she'll, you know, she'll
be a lot happier. But you can't try to go
pleasing people like Laura.
Speaker 1: No, you just have to be yourself.
Speaker 4: Yourself, make your own friend group. You don't need to
prove yourself to anybody to earn your place in their group.
Speaker 3: No, you got to get be friends with the kids
who are hauffing a keyboard cleaner, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they'll listen to you talk and won't judge,
but it's mainly because.
Speaker 3: They've passed out, and that's fine. Pass out with them,
wake up, strap yourself to a longboard, bomb down a hill,
get hurt. That's what childhood is all about. It's kind
of like that movie thirteen with Evan rachel Wood get
a belly button piercing.
Speaker 2: Wow, you know what what did he say?
Speaker 1: Drop in? Tune out?
Speaker 4: Oh that guy?
Speaker 1: What Larry say?
Speaker 4: Tune in, drop out?
Speaker 2: Do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I think he was pretty high when he said that.
All right, So well, minutes later, Harry snuggles with his
girlfriend and he tells her about the promotion. It doesn't
get any better than this. Still, as a human, your
love life and career are on fire.
Speaker 3: Turn on, tune in, drop out, turn on tune in,
dropt He was talking about huffing keyboard cleaner.
Speaker 4: You know, he was a college professor until he started
taking acid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well, he's still taught a lot of
people when he was taking acid. I mean, he wrote
a book was called What Does Woman Want? He's got
a pretty cool cover. It's pretty psychedelic, and there's this
check with their boobs out on it. That's interesting. Gosh,
I didn't know he wrote so many books that nobody's
really read.
Speaker 4: Hey, do can we get to some sea rat history?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: Okay, we have Nate and he offers up I think
his second sea rat histy story. Here's the breakdown. This
is how he became a sea rat. Uh. He was
a ski instructor, he broke his leg, he got depressed,
became a sea rat. Zero points. Yeah, in the future,
when you're telling this story, why don't you just add
in there that a bear attacked you? And that's why
I have a bum leg because at least that story
is interesting. It's still a zero? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that still zero?
Speaker 4: It's still a zero?
Speaker 1: Really, how did we get to one?
Speaker 4: He's missing a leg.
Speaker 1: He's missing a leg?
Speaker 2: Okay, peg leg?
Speaker 1: And three? Dare I ask?
Speaker 4: No, one's a lot?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I mean how do we get how do
we get how do we.
Speaker 4: Get to it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: The bear was on cocaine or something.
Speaker 3: Okay, the bear was on cocaine and it took his leg. Yeah,
peg leg?
Speaker 2: Okay? All right?
Speaker 1: And if I I.
Speaker 4: Have to think about it, no one's ever achieved a
five and the sea rats sound to me, has I do?
Oh yeah, yeah, she's awesome. I want to thank the
reviewer that I'd pointed out old Patty Uh deserved a three.
On the pod rat scale for my brother holding me
over a bridge while the train was passing by when
I was six years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say that's about a three. That's brutal, very scary.
Speaker 4: I think it's definitely affected me and I haven't dealt
with those feelings yet.
Speaker 3: Yep, refuses to take a train. I go, pat, let's
take a train up the coast.
Speaker 2: Uh. No, things, that's what it's like.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we get to the night out. We're ripping
it up, right, we're ripping. We're tearing, and Big Red
and Harry are really really doing great. Oh yeah, and
so Alisha and Salmon are doing great too. Now they
cheer to the new They cheers to the new boys.
Alisha and Zarina head out for a little chat. They
sucked down a couple sigh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sig Sash, do we have an archivist anymore? I
think her name was Sandra.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think Sandra.
Speaker 3: Sandra was tired of working forty hours a week for free.
Oh and we were like, listen.
Speaker 1: This is the job, right.
Speaker 4: Well, if anybody else wants to, uh, I guess pick
up where she left off. Sig Sash is a new
word alert, please add it to the c RAT dictionary
sig sash success because a lot of things get worked
out with the succession.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not so much here though.
Speaker 4: I think when they're talking, I think Ze at first
is very confused that there is in fact a problem.
Speaker 1: You know, like the Warsaw Pact and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like leaders of nation states, they need some kind
of orna table, right, Yeah, they sit across and they
have their their liquor and they sort things out, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Sea rats just need SIGs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and anything you can sit on a log will do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a log will do, the flora will do just
as song.
Speaker 3: As there's SIGs and gravity, they can really work something out.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well I thought they'd worked it out here, and
perhaps they did. It's ambiguous. But then we head out
to the nightclub and that's where the drama really unfolds
because Laura will not let this go.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Laura following Alicia into the bathroom was the nastiest thing.
She's the most like, okay, see what you're doing thing
that she's done so far going in there after Alicia
has said, we have buried it and trying to wedge
in this. No you haven't she's still mistreating you that.
I can't stand that antiquated way of industry.
Speaker 4: It's just it's the industry. It's the industry.
Speaker 3: Laura, You're leaving Marina in a laundry dungeon for eight
weeks and saying that Serena doesn't know how to manage
people ethically.
Speaker 1: What are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 4: A Yeah, I hate to toot my own horn here,
but the sea rats listen. You know, did you notice
that she referred to it as the laundry dungeon in
the episode. I've been calling it the laundry dudgeon? Okay
for three years?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you know, who knows?
Speaker 3: Maybe all right, maybe it's yours, Maybe it's yours. But
we start getting freaky, right, Oh yeah, we're drinking the
mango mangos and we're drinking the morchitos, and we're starting
to do the ruba or the zoomba or whatever it is,
and the Prince and Marina start to uh suck each
other's face a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yes, pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, also Nate Malicia starting to make eyes, make eyes though,
makeup making fancy, and we end the episode with Zorena
and Laura.
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens next week. They are not in
good spirits.
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