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Speaker 4: I made the mistake. Asked my grandmother who she lost

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a virginity to one time. Okay, that's a crazy answer.

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Speaker 5: She said, A fat Armenium guy, Hilo.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to another brand spanking episode of another below Deck podcast.

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Speaker 1: My name is Dylan.

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Speaker 4: That is pat Hey, great to be here, Hey, great

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Speaker 3: Patty just got back from Lego Land. I'm so excited

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, we'll discuss that on another podcast.

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Speaker 3: Show, patroon dot com Slash another podcast network, getting the iTunes, raised,

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It helps the show greatly. If you text it to

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a friend, just go, hey, hey, these guys they make

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me smile. Sometimes they're not that bad anyways. Okay, so

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That's right, what do you think?

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Speaker 4: It was a decent episode, But you know, it's hard

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to say, like when you have two great episodes back

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to back, Come on, good things can always happen in threes.

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Speaker 1: No, no, they rarely do.

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Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, it was just okay, but it's still interesting.

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This is definitely up there. Below Deck is back to

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form the trailer for Below Deck og drops tomorrow morning.

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That's and I've been promised that that is in fact

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the amazing season as well?

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Speaker 1: Is that with Frasier? All right?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so it was an okay episode. It's starting to

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heat up on this boat. Multiple romances are starting, like

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with the New Guys. Yeah, it's pretty unbelieva are actually

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not unbelievable at all?

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Speaker 4: When you think about it with Alicia and Johnny, you

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think how powerful that love was or is uh huh right,

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they never get to the love never gets to flourish. Yes,

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you know in the forties, like men had to go

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

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love didn't get to happen. Romeo and Juliet the parents

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forbid the love, ye right. And then sometimes another sea

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rat gets hired on the boat.

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Speaker 1: Wait, NDE shows up?

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, he showed up, but he broke up that

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never ending love between Alicia and Johnny. Apparently their love

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Speaker 3: I think of Johnny as Ryan Gossman, and I think

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of Nate as James Marsden.

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Speaker 3: And in the end, I think rach Is gonna pick

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Speaker 4: Well, anyway, I enjoyed the episode. It was interesting to

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see Nick's fate. Let's see if. Oh, and then it's

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really starting to get uncomfortable between Laura and Zarena. I

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her friend, but I have to tell her face to

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face that was nuts.

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Speaker 4: She even admits, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I did not think this was a good episode, but listen.

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can't always have people punching cabinets. Then we would lose

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we're a lot like him. The character of that show

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was he an English teacher. So I didn't like the episode.

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that aren't there.

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Speaker 1: But Laura is.

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Speaker 3: Throwing Montague encapulate kind of grenades in her galley. Oh,

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yes she is, So that's that's a real thing. But

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head games a lot of head games, a lot of

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a knife's edge. Will Nick get fired for drinking or

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doors in the morning and shake off the night before.

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service thing. Captain Jason wants Marina on the picnic crew.

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and Laura has no interest in that. She wants to

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was going to be two full days of that when

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that was taking place. And then the rum tasting gets

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Speaker 4: And then where you left at dyl, Captain Hotpants explains

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to Law that Marina must be allowed to do service

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because he wants to help people grow. And you apparently

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haven't lived until you've put a correct fork in front

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of someone or or put a salad down.

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Speaker 3: Well, listen, putting a salad down in front of somebody's

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Speaker 1: But again, Laura has no interest in letting this happen

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Speaker 4: She definitely pushes back. Now. I want to say this

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for service training work at Red Lobster in the off season, please,

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where there's no room for on the job training as

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dick about it. But they're training a sandwich artist, okay,

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want someone who's not properly trained in the sandwich artistry

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working on my sandwich. They can mess it up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know. I watched an amazing video the

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other day on and I mean amazing. I was glued

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to it for like fifteen minutes. It was a Wall

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really turned the business around. Oh yes, he has I

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times of chicken crispers. There was a Panco and there

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Speaker 3: Well, the breading station is too small to accommodate two

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different types of chicken crispers. And so they said, you

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, dyl. We can talk about data

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all we want, but I've seen it with my eyes.

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I drive by that one location in Encino in Ventoria, Bolivard,

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there's a line out the goddamn door.

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we're talking about learning on the job, and Laura is

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not care about elevating the CVS or experiences at the

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the season with as much money and as her pucket

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Speaker 4: In many ways, Dylan, I like her approach. Why is

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it her job? Why is it her duty to get

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someone to reach their potential? Right, Jason, you don't have

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to captain Jason's he's going in respect. Yeah, you do

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not have to suffer the consequences of this. You're not

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blitting tip money right right?

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Speaker 4: How dare you? How dare you insert yourself in this?

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Speaker 1: A very disgusting pig.

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Speaker 3: Now, listen, the high five quota has been set, Nate

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and Harry are really really getting along. There are two

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golden doodles in a ballpit. Laura has to have a

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm confused by this because Laura at this point

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that goddamn rum tasting and picnic. Yeah, why and if

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you got to stick up your ass about this, Laura,

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why don't you go?

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Speaker 4: I completely have Zorena's back on this one.

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thing that Laura is doing. She's really trying to cyclically

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wound Serena, bend her to her will, and you know,

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poor Serena is really falling prey to it. It's working,

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you think, so, oh yeah, flawlessly.

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she's doing her good job. She's not getting her in line,

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per se. It's just pissed.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, she's not trying to get her

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in line. She's trying to destroy her.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So Nikolas rehearses the spiel he's.

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Speaker 3: Going to give to Captain j Mann, hot ass Jay

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with the pr people from Dubai, and we get a

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Speaker 4: Oh well, we kind of do.

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Speaker 1: His dad was a hot ass pirate.

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Speaker 4: He his dad was an fucking awesome dude and everything

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he did was awesome. Yeah, and Nick's not that.

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Speaker 3: Nick a nerd well Nick is INRD. He's a little

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bit of a nerd, but he speaks like a prince

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and he's uh, you know, he's open for business, so.

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Speaker 1: He can't be that big of a nerd, you know

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what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Now, true, I do want to point out once again,

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just because you've seen all the Star Wars movies does

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not make you a nerd.

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Speaker 1: Well, the people on the show Yard cast.

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Speaker 3: Be it Weavil with uh nail, you know, they all

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have different names. If Marina tried to stick her tongue

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down their throat, they'd have a panic attack, possibly shit

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their pants and run away.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, Nick didn't. Those are not Nick didn't have

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that problem. Now, So Dylan, you pointed out that he

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practiced this, and I was thinking, that's an experience that

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we've all had where we did something wrong. We need

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to own it. We got to practice our wording for once.

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For example, I I had to tell someone I left

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their gate open and let their dog out. Well, I

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reported to them that the car that took him out

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it was pretty quick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was kidding, were you? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I have let dogs out of gates accidentally before, though, Yeah,

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it's not my responsibility.

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Speaker 1: It's so fun. My sister in law.

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Speaker 3: My sister in law was dating this guy and they

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were like, we you know, we trust you, so we

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want your house set. Left the door open, cat ran out,

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never saw it again.

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Speaker 4: Really, this is wait, this is who.

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Speaker 3: My sister in law was house setting for her. The

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person she was dating his parents house like had sixteen

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seventeen year old cat. Just a family heirloom, a spiritual heirloom.

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I mean, they love this thing more than anything, more

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than their children. She was like, hey, I'm sorry I

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left the door open. It's gone killed. Probably we have

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no idea. Yeah, super awkward. Yeah, I played golf with

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the kid. He was like, yeah, it was bad. My

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mom was crying for like five days straight. I was like, Jesus, Yeah,

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that's tough.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to say that the relationship didn't work out.

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Speaker 3: No, it didn't work out. They couldn't get over that

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speed bump. Yeah, get in the comments. Let us know

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if you've ever presided over the death of someone else's

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animal and accidently. Okay, we get to the distillery, we'll

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rub a little booze on our legs, and Serena heads

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over with the gang. She's got to unveil the courgette,

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keish the potato salad, Dan, she's freaking pit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and her time there was less than a tortoise

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sex sash. It was like thirty eight seconds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you knew this, Dylan, but the

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male tortoise is a very selfish lover in the bedroom.

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Speaker 3: Now, quick question, is that a made up stat about

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nature and animals?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, I believe the tortoise expert had

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pointed that out. It's very quick, really, yes, a few grunts.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna look that up right now. Okay, Okay.

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but I believe it's transu translated to two pump chump.

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Speaker 2: Too.

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Speaker 3: Tortois's climax, the time it takes for a tortoise to

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climax varies.

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Speaker 4: Oh maybe you had a couple.

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Speaker 3: Mounting the male well, then move to the females rear

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and mounter. Some tortoise species, like the smaller Russian tortoises,

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may make soft, squeaky sounds during breeding. All larger tortoises,

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such as Galapago's tortoises, make louder, moaning sounds. There's no

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specific time frame for the climax. Somebody's got to get

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on that. I mean, why do we not have this data?

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Speaker 4: I agree someone should pay for a study.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean without this person conducting that study, we

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have lollygagging, intellectually irresponsible people like yourself going around calling

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these people to pump jumps and selfish lovers.

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Speaker 4: I know what I read it somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Jesus man, somebody's got to protect.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So we get to.

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Speaker 3: Nick letting Jason know about the drink. He really says

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it with his chest and he owns every drop of it.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad Captain Hotpants pointed out it's your first day. Yeah,

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because that's a that's a big part of it.

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Speaker 3: I'd say this is definitely an issue.

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Speaker 1: But you're remorseful he came up it shut it with

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your fucking chest. I think we could put this behind us.

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That's exactly what they did.

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Speaker 4: That's what they did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, who who who? Who?

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Speaker 2: Who?

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Speaker 1: Who? Who?

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Speaker 2: Who?

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Speaker 1: Who? Who? Really thought he was gonna get fired? Jesus

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I did.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So, Lauren, that's embarrassing that I thought that. Yeah,

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I thinking Indiana Jones is gonna die.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, all sorts of theories going around. You're

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into conspiracy theories. You do a shot?

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Speaker 1: Really, I'm so over people that are they had serious?

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Speaker 4: They had Z on watch What Happens Live?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we love we love.

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Speaker 4: Very boring television though. Uh and some theorized that he

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was on there because Nick was going to be fired

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in the next episode, was going to have Z show up.

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Speaker 1: Oh interesting, reintroduce Z was great. He was such a sweetheart.

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Speaker 3: And when he drank, he drank, did he really? Oh yeah,

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you know when the eyes rolling in the back of

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the head, but the vertebrae is still upright.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yep, that kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, just see rat stuff.

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Speaker 3: So Laura and Serena more fighting a bit. You know,

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I feel like it.

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Speaker 4: Was so what Laura is really saying is how long

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were you there? Did you spend any time with the guests?

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Speaker 3: Wells, Serena kind of like popped off. She's like, it

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was one of the biggest waste of time in my life.

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And Laura takes offense to that because it.

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Speaker 1: Means that.

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Speaker 3: She's she's fighting back, she's agitated, she's not fully succumbed

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to the psychological manipulation. What Laura wants his for Serena

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to come back, make her a sandwich, say thank you.

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That was a great idea, But she doesn't get that.

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She gets pushed back, So she's got a little bit

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more work today. Nick and Marina. Now he's sweating a bit.

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He's a bit of a prude.

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Speaker 2: Do anythink he could.

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Speaker 4: Be pretending to be that. I'm not feeling nerd, especially

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what happens uh later in the episode.

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Speaker 3: I'm feeling nerd big time. Yeah, I'm definitely feeling nerd.

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Speaker 4: Would a nerd makeout on the dance floor with this

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basically a stranger.

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Speaker 3: In a panicked way? Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 4: Seemed like he was into it. I don't think he

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was panicking.

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Speaker 2: You think I.

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Speaker 4: Think he's playing up the nerd thing.

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Speaker 2: You think you don't trust him.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, and I've spoken with him, Nick, I

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don't trust you yet. I don't trust you. We'll see.

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Speaker 3: Well, he does speak like a prince, and his first

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kiss was when he was nineteen.

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Speaker 1: Years old, which that's pretty late for a first kiss.

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Speaker 4: I agree most of us. If you had sex for

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the first time at nineteen, that's pretty late.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when did you lose your v fourteen fourteen.

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Speaker 4: Goodn't wait to get it out of the way. Yeah,

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I lasted less time than that tortoise.

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Speaker 3: Well, the tortoise is very so they're actually not selfless lovers.

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Speaker 1: How old was the the gal you lost it to?

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Speaker 4: Sixteen?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty tight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 4: What was your first kiss, like a real kiss? Yeah,

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that's probably the same year.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, Rappie though, good lord.

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Speaker 4: That's what's so concerning about these young people. It really

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speeds up. It goes from zero to sixty nine in

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like four seconds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Now they're spitting each other's mouths.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean it's crazy spitting each other's bods,

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Is that right? Yeah, yeah, that's pretty wild. I was

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going to take a second to get to an ad break,

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but I think they might not be happy with that.

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Speaker 1: Let me do it.

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Speaker 4: Meanwhile, meanwhile, okay, meanwhile, Niko's on the I Fed Up

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tour for some reason, to which he's like, I, you know,

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I took a shot. And I think for most of

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the people he was telling that too, I believe they

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were asking themselves, why why why is he did you

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get fired? You were doing that? Why are you telling?

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Speaker 1: Why are you talking to me about this.

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Speaker 4: Unless you're packing your bags and leaving, Like, talk to.

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Speaker 2: Me about this.

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Speaker 4: I want to do that.

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Speaker 3: Ad No, I want to talk about burnt garlic, a

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dull fusion with a chickpeace cinnamon egg plant curry.

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Speaker 4: Was this the lunch?

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Speaker 1: This is lunch?

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Speaker 4: No, what were your thoughts on lunch? Because it looked delicious?

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Speaker 3: Oh it was a lovely spread at the at the

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the yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, And talk to me about

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rom real quick. You said we were going to talk

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about rom.

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Speaker 4: Well, I was just gonna say. It's my least favorite

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type of alcoholic and I don't like a lot of

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hard alcohols, and this is my I like, you'd have

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to pay me to drink rum, especially straight like that.

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It's disgusting. It's like drinking maple syrup. I hate it.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know it like rum is like the true

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like spirit aficionado's spirit.

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Oh yeah? People who are like have like.

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Speaker 3: Tattoos of sailors and stuff, like those kind of things,

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and like they wear like Doc Martin's and they're really

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into like mixology.

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Speaker 1: They all like rum.

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Speaker 4: You know what they make rum out of?

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Speaker 3: Right, coconuts, sugarcane, oh yeah, because.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if a lot of people know this.

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You can make alcohol a lot of almost anything. You

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can make alcohol out of milk if you let it

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sit there for a fucking year, Yeah, it will turn

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into alcohol. Sugarcane is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Sugarcane is disgusting?

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Speaker 4: Sugarcane is delicious as an alcohol.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I hate rum. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Last time I drank rum earnestly, it was in New

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Orleans and I fell asleep on a on a toilet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I drank a fit.

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Speaker 3: Man. It's so crazy how much we used to be

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able to drink. I drank a fifth of rum to

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myself if I couldn't do a shot of it now.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I mean in college, I was trying to

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show off. I drank a half a bottle of tequila

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and then blacked out and didn't show up to class

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the next day. It was the first week of school.

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Speaker 3: Sure, oh my god, fun times. Yeah, listen, all of

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these memories can be captured and oh yes, you know,

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and the most special memories right.

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Speaker 1: Are with moms.

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Speaker 4: Oh they can be they can be.

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Speaker 3: You know, some of the most special memories are with moms.

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And this year, I want to make Mother's Day extra

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special for my mom. That's why I'm giving her a unique,

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heartfelt that will truly make her feel loved.

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Speaker 1: It's called story.

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Speaker 4: Worth Love story Worth.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 3: We've had story Worth sponsor to the show before, and

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we've done it for Father's Day, and it's been a

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little less sweet, right because of the kind of books

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that I would give my father, Right, you know what

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with memories of the Canopy and.

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Speaker 1: You know a nam foreign blood soaked land.

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Speaker 4: That's right, But you don't want to make a book

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about that.

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Speaker 1: Not especially for mom.

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Speaker 3: No, I want to ask her, you know, things about

477
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Queen's I want to ask her things about a yso

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when I was a kid. And each week story Worth

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in trouble in school?

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Speaker 1: Or how did you decide?

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Speaker 3: How many children have? All of your loved ones? All

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they need to do is respond to that email with

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Speaker 4: Because you're always wondering, you know, like, say you can

492
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hand this down to your grandchildren. I always want to know,

493
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like what happened to my great grandparents? Who were those people?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Tell me some great stories.

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Speaker 1: Just do it.

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Speaker 4: You know what I was thinking of doing. I was

509
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gonna have the email go out to all my ex girlfriends,

510
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Like what was pat like as a boyfriend, things like that,

511
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and get compile all those stories, turn it into a book,

512
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and then hand it to my great grandchildren.

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Speaker 1: That would be that would be really good. I would Yeah,

514
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that would Uh yeah, I love that idea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I freaking love story Worth.

516
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Speaker 1: It's pretty cool.

517
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Speaker 3: Story worth. It is pretty cool.

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Speaker 4: I made the mistake. Asked my grandmother who she lost

519
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a virginity to one time. Okay, it's a crazy answer.

520
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Speaker 2: Anyway, what was the answer?

521
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Speaker 4: She said, A fat Armenian guy. She didn't even know

522
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his name. I was like, who, I wish I didn't

523
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ask that.

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Speaker 1: Where did she?

525
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Speaker 4: Where was she living in Massachusetts?

526
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Speaker 3: Okay, it's not about the fat Armenian guy. It's the

527
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combo of your your great grandmother and him, and I

528
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would imagine the sweat.

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Speaker 4: Well, the point I was making is, I guess I'm

530
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kind of glad that I know that. Uh why I

531
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know something about her? You know he's gone now?

532
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Speaker 3: Yeah, did you know other things about her that weren't

533
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so disgusting?

534
00:26:18,799 --> 00:26:21,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, she hated my grandfather with a passion.

535
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Speaker 1: Really yeah really Yeah. They stayed together for the kids.

536
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Speaker 4: Huh uh yeah, financial reasons too. And his one request

537
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is he did not want to left to be left

538
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to die in a hospital, and she made sure that happened.

539
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Speaker 3: Really yeah, really, wow.

540
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Speaker 4: Cold, Well, you know he wasn't too nice to her.

541
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Speaker 1: Really, you smack her around?

542
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Speaker 4: I don't you know, I don't want to This isn't

543
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we're not doing the ad anymore.

544
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, we're not doing a Yeah.

545
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Speaker 4: I don't think he's too nice.

546
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Speaker 1: Well, if you smack.

547
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Speaker 3: Somebody around, then they have full full reign to leave

548
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in an hospital rotting until you die, you know. So

549
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shouldn't have done that, I agree, you know, And that's

550
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why you're here.

551
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Speaker 1: And you're like, and I have apple juice.

552
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,799
Speaker 3: And they're like, we're not ready, it's not time for that.

553
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,079
And what they don't know is he wants one last

554
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sit because he knows he's about to go. He's never

555
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gonna have apple juice again, so he can't wait for

556
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the rounds.

557
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Speaker 4: You know, she lived twenty more years. She did it

558
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her way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah much respect, grammy, Yeah, way to go, Grammy. All right,

560
00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:29,960
let's get back to the episode Burnt Garlic dull Fusion

561
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with chickpen and cinnamon eggplant curry.

562
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Speaker 1: That is for dinner.

563
00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 4: Okay, So this is the lavish Dubai night, Yes, okay.

564
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Speaker 3: And when Zarena tells her what the dish is called,

565
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Laura rolls her eyes.

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Speaker 4: Well, Lara, that's the dish, now, Dylan, Lara, that's the.

567
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Speaker 1: Dish, Laura, don't roll your eyes. That's the dish.

568
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Speaker 4: That is the dish. But I think she included every

569
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single spice on the planet Earth in that thing.

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Speaker 1: Mm, cinnamon and curry now just really just cinnamon.

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 1: That's the only spice.

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Speaker 4: It seemed like a very convoluted food description. I mean,

574
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it beat the hell out of anything I've seen on chopped.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was a little long, but that's

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the dish. Maybe I'm just listen.

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Speaker 3: Lara's engaging in psychological warfare, so you know, you can

578
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get a complicated menu item sent back to you.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Now, Zorena at this point believes that Lara is

580
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fully messing with her and grooming her potential replacement.

581
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Speaker 1: And I was thinking, come on, Serena, she's not doing that.

582
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She is.

583
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Speaker 2: She is.

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Speaker 4: She is now, little thing. Not a lot of viewers

585
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probably caught this about old Patty watches this because I'm

586
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a detailed mother effort. Minutes Later, Harry checks in with

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Serena about the Laura situation, and he claims to her

588
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that he hasn't heard anything, but he just wanted to

589
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check in on Serena about what was going on between

590
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her and Laura. Harry, we see what you're doing there.

591
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,759
It's devious. And also you are a world class shit star.

592
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I think you have locked your role in here for

593
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at least two more seasons.

594
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he caddy, little skink. He is.

595
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Speaker 4: Secretly he's a real big shit star.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, way to go here, beart.

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Speaker 3: So lemon and thyme risotta with corn fed chicken is

598
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up next. Feed him corn when you're really trying to

599
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jack the breast size up, you know what I mean?

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None of this, none of this free range green. I

601
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don't know what we feed chickens. You don't feed them grass.

602
00:29:33,799 --> 00:29:37,640
I think they eat seeds and sheets. I think, yeah,

603
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,000
well these ones had corn and they were probably good.

604
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But the problem is the dinner wasn't It was two courses,

605
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no dessert, seven pots. Get me out of here next morning.

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Speaker 1: Next morning, Serena.

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Speaker 3: Caesar sushe have come into the galley one minute. She's

608
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there for one minute, and Serena says, get on the eggs,

609
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crack a dozen eggs, and she just starts losing her

610
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mind at Poor Alicia.

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Speaker 4: Day two of poopy Pants party. I was not happy

612
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about this. I will say, when the two have discourse,

613
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it's refreshing to see that no one's yelling. It's uncomfortable,

614
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:14,960
but it's Sibyl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, did you know? You know you don't like nerds clusters?

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Speaker 4: I don't like nerds clusters. Now you don't like that

618
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kind I don't like that kind of candy.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you like it?

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Speaker 4: It feels like chemicals to me.

621
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Speaker 1: Does it hurt your tummy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

623
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Speaker 4: It hurts my tummy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Can I tell you so? I saw a couple

625
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of movies over the weekend, Saw Warfare and I saw Sinners.

626
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So that means I ate some gummies. I ate some

627
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gummy candy. I had some nerd clusters, I had some

628
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sour Patch kids.

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Speaker 4: Right, how do you feel about crunch crunch clusters?

630
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Speaker 2: I don't like that kind of I don't like that.

631
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:50,680
Oh really? Yeah?

632
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Speaker 3: So my friend goes, you know, you can't eat too

633
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,920
much of the gummy candy.

634
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Speaker 2: You'll get pooh gas? Like what you talking about?

635
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 3: I've never and most as if he cursed me, I

636
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,079
got pooh gas. It's just a fucking when you eat

637
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,799
a bunch of sour Pats, kids and stuff like that,

638
00:31:08,839 --> 00:31:10,119
you get pooh gash.

639
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Speaker 4: On the East Coast, we have a word for that

640
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called bubble gut.

641
00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bubble gut, but it turns into pooh gas.

642
00:31:16,759 --> 00:31:20,559
It's really, it's really quite vile. So I'm going to

643
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,799
back off the gummy candy. You know. You see all

644
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:25,480
these these NFL players and they're like, all I eat

645
00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:29,359
is skittles and sure, and I'm like, oh, that's amazing.

646
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,559
I want to do that, but I can't. They give

647
00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:36,519
you pooh gas. Is this episode okay?

648
00:31:36,599 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 4: I think it's so. I think it's pretty good.

649
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: So you think you think it's okay? I think so.

650
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:42,200
All right, let's move on.

651
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,519
Speaker 4: All right, reminded the anchor can kill you. I wouldn't

652
00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:48,440
step near that goddamn thing. The boat heads back, and

653
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then the guest apart.

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00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,839
Speaker 3: The guest apart and they leave a tip that is

655
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one of the lowest we've seen all season.

656
00:31:58,799 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: Now, let's see.

657
00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:05,039
Speaker 4: Sixteen k I think we've seen fifteen k.

658
00:32:05,519 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: It was fifteen k oh it was fifteen.

659
00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, fifteen.

660
00:32:08,039 --> 00:32:09,039
Speaker 4: It's been a couple of those.

661
00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:10,799
Speaker 1: I think that's a bad tip.

662
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but these guests weren't of pains in

663
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,480
the asses.

664
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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

665
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

666
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 3: What are you doing? This is the corporate stock Stockholm

667
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,200
syndrome once again wearing its ugly head. Okay, these are

668
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,839
people in the service industry. Okay, you tip them, well,

669
00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:32,519
you tip them, Okay, you don't just freaking you know.

670
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,440
I had a guy named angel at Freda at the

671
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,920
Glinda at the Shermancks Gallery. He was he was a

672
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,920
little shirley, he was a little sour, but he brought

673
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,200
us out our Agua Chile and our guacamalle. You tip

674
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,480
them twenty two percent, twenty three percent if you're feeling frisky.

675
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:53,359
You don't tip fifteen percent to people, or fifteen thousand

676
00:32:53,359 --> 00:32:54,079
dollars to people.

677
00:32:54,119 --> 00:32:54,759
Speaker 1: You just don't do that.

678
00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 4: I was just pointing out that I don't think they

679
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,559
were the first guests this season to leave fifteen k.

680
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,559
But the captain calls him cheap.

681
00:33:01,599 --> 00:33:07,079
Speaker 3: So Marina and a Dare first have a little, uh,

682
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,000
a little chat. I'm wondering if a Dare is micro

683
00:33:13,079 --> 00:33:13,920
dosing acid.

684
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:18,279
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, she's so odd. She's a

685
00:33:18,279 --> 00:33:19,920
real odd ball, you think so, or.

686
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,599
Speaker 4: Maybe she's just too normal for these sea rats. She's

687
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like a sore thumb.

688
00:33:24,079 --> 00:33:25,319
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.

689
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,759
Speaker 3: I think that she's I think that she's micro dosing acid.

690
00:33:29,079 --> 00:33:33,000
She comes up to Marina and she goes, hey, I

691
00:33:33,039 --> 00:33:36,119
got a little bit of dirt on Nick. He's already

692
00:33:36,279 --> 00:33:40,799
uh started with the guests, and I gotta tell you he.

693
00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: Took a shot with them.

694
00:33:42,359 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 3: It's like a doctor and arrested development like some kind

695
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:50,000
of bizarre gag again. And Marina is like, okay, thank

696
00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:50,759
you for letting me know.

697
00:33:50,839 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 4: I thought you were saying you had sex with one. Yeah,

698
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,000
there was definitely some confusion.

699
00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:59,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was definitely some confusion there, very confusing a deer.

700
00:33:59,519 --> 00:34:01,839
Maybe she's lost without wee hand her true love.

701
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah.

702
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,119
Speaker 4: Well Nick gets the helmet. He deserved that, yes, And

703
00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:08,519
then we get a montage of the cruise take on Nick.

704
00:34:08,599 --> 00:34:11,400
I think the overall opinion is he's a fucking weirdo.

705
00:34:11,519 --> 00:34:14,039
Speaker 3: Oh he speaks like a prince. He does speak like

706
00:34:14,079 --> 00:34:18,960
a prince kind of. And then we get to Nate

707
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,320
and Harry the love continues, and it continues all the

708
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,519
way to a promotion. Nate promotes Harry to lead deckhand.

709
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,559
And that's all Harry's ever wanted, you know, That's all

710
00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:31,400
He's ever wanted is to climb the letter of chaos

711
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:37,119
until he can become a boson. Now we get to

712
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,599
the mutiny. There seems to be a vortex of mean

713
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:45,239
girl aboard this vessel. Brie has fallen into Laura's attempts

714
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:45,800
as well.

715
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought she was about this. By the way,

716
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,800
we're going to be interviewing Brie this week, are we. Well, yeah,

717
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,199
we are.

718
00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:54,519
Speaker 1: Okay, what time is that?

719
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 4: Ah noon?

720
00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:58,599
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, sorry, we'll talk about it.

721
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,519
Speaker 4: I just want to tease. It will get in the

722
00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:01,079
Facebook if you.

723
00:35:01,039 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 1: Want to ask you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get in

724
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:02,880
the Facebook.

725
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 2: Okay.

726
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,159
Speaker 4: So, Dylan, they never understand that the crew hall or

727
00:35:07,159 --> 00:35:09,800
wherever they sleep is smaller than a goddamn tidy house

728
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,320
and the walls are made of paper. When you're talking

729
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,039
smack about this person, understand that they can hear everything

730
00:35:16,079 --> 00:35:19,559
you're saying. So just as I think they went and

731
00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:23,280
found Alicia or Brianna, pulled her in the bunks, and

732
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,840
then they start proceed to start asking her questions to

733
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,639
get her to talk smack, to basically elicit herts talk

734
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:32,079
shit about Zorena just as Zorena walks in and then

735
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,360
notices feels the vibe in the room is off and

736
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,880
they're probably talking about her. Yeah, I feel bad for Xorena.

737
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,039
Speaker 1: Here, I do too. This is uh, this is she's

738
00:35:42,079 --> 00:35:42,719
an outcast.

739
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's she's this is a carbon copy of the

740
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,880
the trauma and the pain she felt as a youth,

741
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,000
you know, being a weird barbie and whatnot.

742
00:35:52,679 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 2: And uh, you.

743
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,159
Speaker 3: Know, when when Zorena figures out how to fully step

744
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:02,880
into that that which she is, she'll, you know, she'll

745
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,280
be a lot happier. But you can't try to go

746
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,199
pleasing people like Laura.

747
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,119
Speaker 1: No, you just have to be yourself.

748
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,079
Speaker 4: Yourself, make your own friend group. You don't need to

749
00:36:11,079 --> 00:36:14,559
prove yourself to anybody to earn your place in their group.

750
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 3: No, you got to get be friends with the kids

751
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,440
who are hauffing a keyboard cleaner, you know.

752
00:36:20,039 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they'll listen to you talk and won't judge,

753
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,440
but it's mainly because.

754
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,559
Speaker 3: They've passed out, and that's fine. Pass out with them,

755
00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:30,760
wake up, strap yourself to a longboard, bomb down a hill,

756
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:36,199
get hurt. That's what childhood is all about. It's kind

757
00:36:36,199 --> 00:36:39,760
of like that movie thirteen with Evan rachel Wood get

758
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,039
a belly button piercing.

759
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:50,559
Speaker 2: Wow, you know what what did he say?

760
00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:52,639
Speaker 1: Drop in? Tune out?

761
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 4: Oh that guy?

762
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,599
Speaker 1: What Larry say?

763
00:36:56,199 --> 00:36:58,599
Speaker 4: Tune in, drop out?

764
00:36:59,079 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 2: Do that?

765
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 4: Yeah? I think he was pretty high when he said that.

766
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,679
All right, So well, minutes later, Harry snuggles with his

767
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,239
girlfriend and he tells her about the promotion. It doesn't

768
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,159
get any better than this. Still, as a human, your

769
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,159
love life and career are on fire.

770
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,519
Speaker 3: Turn on, tune in, drop out, turn on tune in,

771
00:37:20,599 --> 00:37:24,000
dropt He was talking about huffing keyboard cleaner.

772
00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 4: You know, he was a college professor until he started

773
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,000
taking acid.

774
00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:31,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well, he's still taught a lot of

775
00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:35,079
people when he was taking acid. I mean, he wrote

776
00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:40,559
a book was called What Does Woman Want? He's got

777
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,760
a pretty cool cover. It's pretty psychedelic, and there's this

778
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,519
check with their boobs out on it. That's interesting. Gosh,

779
00:37:46,559 --> 00:37:49,440
I didn't know he wrote so many books that nobody's

780
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:49,960
really read.

781
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 4: Hey, do can we get to some sea rat history?

782
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:54,079
Speaker 3: Oh?

783
00:37:54,119 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.

784
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 4: Okay, we have Nate and he offers up I think

785
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,880
his second sea rat histy story. Here's the breakdown. This

786
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,159
is how he became a sea rat. Uh. He was

787
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:08,320
a ski instructor, he broke his leg, he got depressed,

788
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:15,880
became a sea rat. Zero points. Yeah, in the future,

789
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,480
when you're telling this story, why don't you just add

790
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,519
in there that a bear attacked you? And that's why

791
00:38:20,519 --> 00:38:22,639
I have a bum leg because at least that story

792
00:38:22,679 --> 00:38:28,119
is interesting. It's still a zero? Yeah?

793
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: Is that still zero?

794
00:38:29,519 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 4: It's still a zero?

795
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 1: Really, how did we get to one?

796
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,519
Speaker 4: He's missing a leg.

797
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: He's missing a leg?

798
00:38:37,159 --> 00:38:38,039
Speaker 2: Okay, peg leg?

799
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: And three? Dare I ask?

800
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 4: No, one's a lot?

801
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,039
Speaker 3: No?

802
00:38:44,039 --> 00:38:46,079
Speaker 1: No, no, I mean how do we get how do

803
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,559
we get how do we.

804
00:38:47,519 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 4: Get to it?

805
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:48,559
Speaker 1: Yeah?

806
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:51,039
Speaker 4: The bear was on cocaine or something.

807
00:38:51,159 --> 00:38:54,519
Speaker 3: Okay, the bear was on cocaine and it took his leg. Yeah,

808
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:55,119
peg leg?

809
00:38:56,119 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 2: Okay? All right?

810
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,119
Speaker 1: And if I I.

811
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 4: Have to think about it, no one's ever achieved a

812
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,480
five and the sea rats sound to me, has I do?

813
00:39:06,079 --> 00:39:11,639
Oh yeah, yeah, she's awesome. I want to thank the

814
00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:16,199
reviewer that I'd pointed out old Patty Uh deserved a three.

815
00:39:16,679 --> 00:39:19,760
On the pod rat scale for my brother holding me

816
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,119
over a bridge while the train was passing by when

817
00:39:22,199 --> 00:39:23,559
I was six years old.

818
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say that's about a three. That's brutal, very scary.

819
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 4: I think it's definitely affected me and I haven't dealt

820
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,400
with those feelings yet.

821
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 3: Yep, refuses to take a train. I go, pat, let's

822
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:40,400
take a train up the coast.

823
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 2: Uh. No, things, that's what it's like.

824
00:39:45,559 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 3: Okay, So we get to the night out. We're ripping

825
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:57,599
it up, right, we're ripping. We're tearing, and Big Red

826
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:04,800
and Harry are really really doing great. Oh yeah, and

827
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,639
so Alisha and Salmon are doing great too. Now they

828
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,920
cheer to the new They cheers to the new boys.

829
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,760
Alisha and Zarina head out for a little chat. They

830
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,559
sucked down a couple sigh.

831
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, sig Sash, do we have an archivist anymore? I

832
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,519
think her name was Sandra.

833
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: No, I don't think Sandra.

834
00:40:22,079 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 3: Sandra was tired of working forty hours a week for free.

835
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,360
Oh and we were like, listen.

836
00:40:27,119 --> 00:40:28,679
Speaker 1: This is the job, right.

837
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 4: Well, if anybody else wants to, uh, I guess pick

838
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:35,079
up where she left off. Sig Sash is a new

839
00:40:35,119 --> 00:40:37,599
word alert, please add it to the c RAT dictionary

840
00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:40,920
sig sash success because a lot of things get worked

841
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:41,840
out with the succession.

842
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: Absolutely not so much here though.

843
00:40:45,199 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 4: I think when they're talking, I think Ze at first

844
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,119
is very confused that there is in fact a problem.

845
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: You know, like the Warsaw Pact and stuff like that.

846
00:40:54,679 --> 00:40:59,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, like leaders of nation states, they need some kind

847
00:40:59,199 --> 00:41:02,639
of orna table, right, Yeah, they sit across and they

848
00:41:02,679 --> 00:41:06,440
have their their liquor and they sort things out, you

849
00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:07,000
know what I mean.

850
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,079
Speaker 1: Sea rats just need SIGs.

851
00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, and anything you can sit on a log will do.

852
00:41:12,159 --> 00:41:14,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, a log will do, the flora will do just

853
00:41:14,199 --> 00:41:14,519
as song.

854
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:18,679
Speaker 3: As there's SIGs and gravity, they can really work something out.

855
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,119
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well I thought they'd worked it out here, and

856
00:41:21,199 --> 00:41:24,000
perhaps they did. It's ambiguous. But then we head out

857
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,599
to the nightclub and that's where the drama really unfolds

858
00:41:26,599 --> 00:41:28,719
because Laura will not let this go.

859
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

860
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:35,760
Speaker 3: Laura following Alicia into the bathroom was the nastiest thing.

861
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,960
She's the most like, okay, see what you're doing thing

862
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:43,679
that she's done so far going in there after Alicia

863
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:50,599
has said, we have buried it and trying to wedge

864
00:41:50,639 --> 00:41:54,840
in this. No you haven't she's still mistreating you that.

865
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,079
I can't stand that antiquated way of industry.

866
00:41:58,199 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 4: It's just it's the industry. It's the industry.

867
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 3: Laura, You're leaving Marina in a laundry dungeon for eight

868
00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:11,599
weeks and saying that Serena doesn't know how to manage

869
00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:12,519
people ethically.

870
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: What are you fucking talking about?

871
00:42:14,639 --> 00:42:16,559
Speaker 4: A Yeah, I hate to toot my own horn here,

872
00:42:16,559 --> 00:42:18,679
but the sea rats listen. You know, did you notice

873
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,639
that she referred to it as the laundry dungeon in

874
00:42:20,679 --> 00:42:25,079
the episode. I've been calling it the laundry dudgeon? Okay

875
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:25,800
for three years?

876
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you know, who knows?

877
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:35,199
Speaker 3: Maybe all right, maybe it's yours, Maybe it's yours. But

878
00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:38,599
we start getting freaky, right, Oh yeah, we're drinking the

879
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:42,119
mango mangos and we're drinking the morchitos, and we're starting

880
00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:46,239
to do the ruba or the zoomba or whatever it is,

881
00:42:46,519 --> 00:42:52,639
and the Prince and Marina start to uh suck each

882
00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:53,760
other's face a little bit.

883
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 2: Yes, pretty cool.

884
00:42:55,079 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, also Nate Malicia starting to make eyes, make eyes though,

885
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:05,639
makeup making fancy, and we end the episode with Zorena

886
00:43:06,159 --> 00:43:09,079
and Laura.

887
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens next week. They are not in

888
00:43:13,519 --> 00:43:14,239
good spirits.

889
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:18,119
Speaker 3: Patroon dot com Sash another podcast network, five stars, kind words,

890
00:43:18,119 --> 00:43:20,199
We'll see you next week. Story worth Please love you

891
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,440
guys very much. I'm done saying goodbye, Pat say goodbye

892
00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:22,719
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