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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. It's good friend Clayton here with

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my buddy Chris. Chris, tell them telling your backstory, give

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him some exposition.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to

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do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell. And

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Clayton here is the brother of Satan but also the

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secretary of War. Down here in Hell, we're prepping for

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the big war with Heaven.

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Speaker 3: The big war, the big one, Yeah, the one, the one,

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the ord end All Wars.

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Speaker 2: And where are we today because we are I've never

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seen this part of Hell.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Yeah, no, we've I've never taken you

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to this this area of Hell. This is actually the uh,

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the British equivalent to Hell. We found out that whenever

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a British person died and then they went down to Hell.

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Speaker 3: They didn't they didn't. They liked it too much, you know,

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they they they enjoyed it.

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Speaker 1: So then we made a British equivalent so that they

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would feel uh, you know, like the sad fog and

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just kind.

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Speaker 3: Of the the the crummy weather.

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Speaker 1: You know. We wanted to put them back, you know,

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in that in that sad, sad state that they were feeling.

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Speaker 3: When they were alive, you know.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's too sunny and pleasant and normal hell right, right, So.

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Speaker 1: We wanted to we wanted to cut all that out.

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We wanted to get rid of all the sun and

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have just this fog. We even have authentic water from

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the River Thames. If you if you lean over and

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you smell it, it's.

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Speaker 3: Like it's boiling ship.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: We didn't we didn't have to change that. That was

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just it was like that to begin with, so good stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's hard to see even this is so

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much just fog and smoke and just yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that's that's right. It's foggy, old hell London.

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Speaker 2: So were we just here walking around or what exactly

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are we doing here?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no no, I never come to British Hell if

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I can help it.

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Speaker 1: No, we we have to be here. Uh So, recruitment

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numbers are down, so we're here to see if we

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can get some interviews with their local you know, broadcast

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channels are our British Send the kits if you will,

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to see if we can get some, you know, to

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boost conscription out here.

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Speaker 3: Oh press, we're get some. We're a preth circuit.

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Speaker 1: Press yes, that's right. We're doing a series of interviews today.

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Speaker 3: Chris.

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Speaker 1: Should be some easy, you know, softball interviews. Actually, this

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is the studio right here, let's step inside. It should

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be I mean, a real easy just answer some fun questions,

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make him laugh, be entertaining, and then boom, we're gonna.

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Speaker 3: Have soldiers out the wazoo.

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Speaker 4: It'll be great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, get sell some of those war bonds. Huh yeah,

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well yeah, love war bonds. That's right, what warp I

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don't really know what war bonds are. I don't either.

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We just keep keep talking about them, but I don't

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know what they do.

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Speaker 1: Are they like, maybe it's different out here because they

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have like James Bond, Is that the same thing?

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Speaker 4: I honestly don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that you told me this because I didn't

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know either. I'm just we'll just keep acting like we

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know what they are.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, that's that's the news test right there. That's

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where we're gonna be going. Let's listen in on their broadcast.

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Speaker 5: Decimation came from undersea gas pipelines rupturing in the Gulf

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of Mexico. We, of course, Lorraine, now that that was

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the first successful portal from Hell created entirely of water.

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Speaker 4: How about that, hey.

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Speaker 6: Loary, wonderful. I mean, you know, you think you know

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everything about Hell and then comes along a little story

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like that one just to just to remind you you

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don't actually know everything. Well, that was a lovely story.

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Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Peter.

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Speaker 6: Welcome in everyone to Morning Tea in Hell. We have

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a packed show here for you today. I'm Loraine Skelly

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and joining me as usual is my co host Peter.

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To Morgan later on, if you put milk before you're

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water in tea bags and ended up in Hell, you

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might be entitled to compensation. Make sure to stay tuned

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to find out more. We're also going to be joined

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by Chris and Clayton, the Secretary of War, to discuss

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the upcoming war efforts against that big old battle with Heaven.

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Stay tuned.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we can head up there. There might be there.

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They're they're they're ushering us in, Chris, so let's go

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out there.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey guys, Hey, so you're super bad here to

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Morgan and Lorraine Scaly right.

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Speaker 5: Yes, well, welcome, Chris, Welcome. What was your name again?

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Speaker 4: Clayton? Right, yeah, okay, Peter.

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Speaker 6: Come on, it's on the telepront brother.

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Speaker 5: Oh you're the brother of Satan. Oh you're the brother

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of Satan. Less successful brother of.

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Speaker 2: Satanay, Peter, take it easy there, Peter to Morgan, Well,

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depends on what you consider success.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, why don't you take a seat and we'll

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get this interview going surely?

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Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, no, super excited. This should be a lot

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of fun.

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Speaker 1: You know, any questions we should be aware of, I mean,

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we're we just going to just oh.

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Speaker 5: No, this will be this will be a very very friendly,

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easy chat. We obviously are on the same page here

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what you're trying to get out. So is there something

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specific that you needed to kind of tell the audience.

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Just let us know and we can work our way

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towards that. There'll be no kind of underhanded tactics. Obviously,

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we are a reputable news source here in British Hell,

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and we will ensure that we maintain one hundred editorial integrity.

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Speaker 4: Isn't that right?

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Speaker 6: That's right, Peter. You know we also send a list

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of questions over to your propaganda minister. I mean, you know,

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whoever's doing your pr So we should be okay, We're

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gonna stick quite closely said though, is don't worry about it.

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But you know, if anything, if anything comes up that

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you feel remotely uncomfortable with, let's come up with a

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safe word. You know, maybe what what do you think?

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Something that could you know is easy on the ears,

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but you know, we can identify it and we can

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change the line of questioning for you.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm in your your house, you know, so

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I want to do something you guys are familiar with

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you you would do like crumpets, biscuits the queen.

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Speaker 4: Of course, yeah, of course.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's go for a crumpet, wouldets, you know, classic

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classic America.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll do crumpets then you so you don't seem

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offended by that at all, I'm going to go with

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crumpets then.

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Speaker 1: Really quick aside, though, I do want to say, can

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we avoid talking about the whole Benedict Arnold going up

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to heaven in trading sizes and then all, yeah, that

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air raid that we kind of we we kind of

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messed up.

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Speaker 3: I'd like to avoid talking about that too.

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Speaker 5: Of course, yeah, we are completely and it, Like I said,

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this will be a very friendly conversation. We know the

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pressure points, and we know the constant and stress and

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and the what's been put upon you in this war effort.

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And I just want to thank you for everything that

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you've done thus far, and anyway that we can.

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Speaker 4: Help, we will ensure that we are.

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Speaker 5: We are working by side by side to give you

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the booth that you need to get this war effort going.

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Speaker 6: We're absolutely sympathetic to the cause and absolutely want to

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do what we can.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're about to go. Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, Chris, you're ready, Bud.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, just you could just call me, you know,

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Chris maybe a secretary of Secretary of war.

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Speaker 6: Maybe secretary to secretary.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, they're they're holding up their hands. It looks

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like five three two stop one.

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Speaker 6: Hello everyone, and welcome back to Morning Tea and Hell.

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I am Loraine Scaley and joining me as usual is

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my partner in crime. I'm my beloved co host, Peter

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to Morgan.

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Speaker 4: Hello, how are you doing?

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Speaker 6: I'm doing well. Thank you. We have a very exciting

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segment up. We are joined by Clayton, brother of Satan

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and Secretary of War for the upcoming battle against Heaven

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and joining Clayton, Secretary of war is Chris, welcome both.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey guys, thanks for having us on.

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Speaker 5: So, guys, let's talk about this war effort. You have

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been waging this for quite some time. My first question is,

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how is the war effort going in light of Benedict

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Arnold betraying Hell?

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Speaker 3: Trump Trumpet? Is this live?

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Speaker 4: This is? Yes?

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Speaker 6: I mean, if if you're hungry, I can I can

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Speaker 4: We can get you some crumpets.

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Speaker 5: Guys, can we get a crumpet ready for post?

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Speaker 4: Please? Thank you so much, thank you. So what does?

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Speaker 5: What was the impact of Benedict Arnold betraying Hell? How

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did we get there? And what do you think the

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ongoing issue that represents the war effort presents the war?

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Speaker 4: Excuse me?

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Speaker 5: Is going to be Please are many, many many. Obviously

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we have a vast, vast, vast audience here and no

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doubt your answer to this question will be imperative to

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the kind of support you get. So please take the

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time to say what you need to in regard to

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Halo and disclosed military secret plans.

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Speaker 1: Chris, I defer to you on this one that was

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your well mission, if I do recall.

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Speaker 5: Now, you know, you'd think you'd think that an issue

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like this, if it wasn't particularly a big deal, would

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require less hesitation. You know, you are, of course, Clayton

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and Chris, one of you being you know, related to

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Satan himself and engaging in a massive war against the

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powers of heaven. So I'm a little surprised by the

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hesitance in coming up with a retort to that kind

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of very basic question.

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Speaker 4: So what is going on here?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, what is going on here, Peter, what

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are we talking about? I mean, you know, surely based

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the question clay for sure, and I will answer it once.

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Speaker 1: I uh can wait for the crumpet, for the trumpets,

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the crumpet, I'm very hungry. It wasn't a real loss.

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It was one man going up to heaven, you know,

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Speaker 5: Of course, one man that stole secret military plan.

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Speaker 2: Sure, but I mean, yeah, well plans though only a

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secret if no one knows them, that's right.

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Speaker 6: But but well we all do know now, though, don't we, Chris.

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Speaker 2: That's why they're not a secret anymore.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So what we were doing, ah, what we were doing,

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is he took the Halo and the wings up to Heaven.

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We That was our way of saying, hey, we're giving

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these back to you as a gift to trick Heaven

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to thinking.

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Speaker 3: We're friendly when we're not.

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Speaker 4: Thing.

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Speaker 5: That's a fascinating strategy. It's I believe that's from the

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Art of War by Sons.

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Speaker 4: So is that not true?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, it is. I read that every night before I

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Speaker 4: Oh, my mistake, No mistake.

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Speaker 5: No, actually that was actually from a YouTube comment that

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So my mistake. It seems like you haven't actually read

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the Art of War by Suns.

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Speaker 3: I scrub scrub through it.

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Speaker 5: So okay, okay, interesting, So a viable strategy nevertheless, but

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Speaker 4: Would be you have returned it.

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Speaker 5: The the Halo and the Angel wings as a sign

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of good faith and gesture to perhaps enact some subterfuge later.

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Doesn't change the fact that they now have.

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Speaker 4: These powerful items on their side.

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Speaker 5: How do you intend on combating that in the war effect, Well, we.

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Speaker 1: Have destermined some of their strategic locations, you know, their

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their halo development factory, and we've targeted these strategic points,

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as you know, places to to take care of later on.

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Speaker 6: So while we appreciate you telling us this on this live,

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this live broadcast, are you aware that you know Morning

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Tea in Hell is broadcast up in Heaven? You know

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it's it's a part of BritBox. Now it's an extra

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five for a month, but you do get all of

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our quality Hell British programming. Are you afraid of the

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reception when everyone in Heaven sees that you're broadcasting your

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military plans on breakfast TV?

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Speaker 5: It's kind of like the way you cannot escape Toco

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cars and regardless of where you are in the world,

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if you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: We also signed a deal to Spotify recently, so we're

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on the front page there.

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Speaker 3: You guys got on front page of Spotify.

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Speaker 6: They approached us, they approached us.

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Speaker 5: We send them emails daily where we're also one of

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the top earners on Twitch. I'm not sure if you

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saw the leak the other day, but we are number one.

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Speaker 6: When people told us to diversify our ownue streams, we

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really embraced that.

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Speaker 4: We really love that. We are, of course the British.

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Speaker 3: You're standing there.

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Speaker 5: We've pioneered many many A news dance on Yow, the

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one the dancing on the grave that is one of ours.

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Speaker 6: Berries and cream may have been attributed to Justin McElroy,

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but it was actually us.

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Speaker 3: Yes, well to this is my message to Heaven.

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Speaker 1: I knew that they were listening all along, and to them,

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I say, get ready, because we're gonna win.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna beat you.

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Speaker 5: That must have been quite difficult following the recent air

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raid on Heaven, which resulted in the complete annihilation of

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Hell's air force, which is not something that you kind

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of want to happen as you're gearing up for perhaps

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what some move described as an even bigger about how

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did you how did we get to this situation? And

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what do you think that means for a war effort?

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Uh again again, I'm sensing some hesitance. It's just kind

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of surprising.

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Speaker 6: Peter, come on, it's early in the morning, just asking questions.

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It's stressful with we didn't get them that crumpets.

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Speaker 5: Come on there, okay, recommend they're smiling, they're laughing, They

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having a great time.

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Speaker 4: Of course, you know that you know everyone, not.

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Speaker 5: Everyone has all the answers you generally, if you are

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in the leadership role of a war effort, you are

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expected to have those answers, and not having those with

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perhaps an indicator that your war effort is in misguided

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and doomed to failure.

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Speaker 4: But not in every.

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Speaker 5: Case, just in a few of them. You know, they're

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having fun. They're having a good time, are you guys.

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Speaker 1: Great times, great time, Peter, thank you for those trumpets

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that you offered us earlier.

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Speaker 3: Where were they were.

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Speaker 4: They will be ready for you by the time the interviews. Great.

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Speaker 3: Great, But regarding the their raiate, I do have an answer.

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Speaker 1: Trying to shy away from Peter and Lorraine. You see,

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I've always imagined that the war against Heaven would be

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a ground battle because they have.

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Speaker 3: Wings and air superiority.

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Speaker 1: So I wanted to draw them into a location that

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wouldn't require them flying. So I decided strategically it would

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make sense for us to act like they won that

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that air raid that they won our against our air force,

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to give them the confidence boost that is unfounded, because.

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Speaker 5: You know, yeah, exactly, you know, you feel your superiority

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on the ground is what is going to carry you.

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Speaker 3: Through for sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because now we don't have to worry about losing

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air battles because we don't.

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Speaker 3: We can't have them. We can't have them. See.

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Speaker 5: So it's curious because one of my favorite depictions of

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battle is, of course, the obi Wan and Anakin fight

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from Star Wars.

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Speaker 4: What a great teachable moment for us. Do do you

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guys remember that moment?

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Speaker 5: You remember that film, like where they're in the air, Yeah,

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the volcano.

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Speaker 4: Do you remember what obi.

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Speaker 5: Wan says to Anakin. I believe it's something along the

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lines of high ground.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he jumped and then he but but

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but Anakin jumped over obi Wan and then obi Wan

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cut his legs off.

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Speaker 3: Obi Wan never moved his feet. He was always playing

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on the ground, Peter.

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Speaker 4: I see.

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Speaker 3: Also, I was there when they filmed that scene.

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Speaker 1: They shot all the most of our location stuff down

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the street from my house.

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Speaker 5: So you saw this happening in person. And still maintain

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that a high ground is not an advantage for Heaven.

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Speaker 1: If they're going to jump over our heads doing cartwheels

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and stuff, well we'll slice them down with their lightsabers.

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Speaker 3: We do not have lightsabers.

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Speaker 6: Though, No, not anymore.

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Speaker 5: No, No, I don't think they'll need to jump they

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I think they'll maintain a consistent, elevated presence because they

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still have an air force of cose, whereas Hell no

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long unfortunately has. I don't know about you, Lorraine, but

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I feel like an air force has been vital to

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the many wars that we've covered in the past here on.

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Speaker 6: I mean, you know, being being British, we do have

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a unique position in that we have been involved in

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Some would say too many wars. Some would say, but

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you know we we here in British Hell. You know,

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we have the Royal Air Force or obviously a very

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strong part of our of our military operations.

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Speaker 5: So it is known around the world as the Royal Skit.

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Speaker 6: For it's it's quite alarming obviously hearing that you're prepping

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for a ground ground force, only especially given the fact

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that you know, one would assume the folks up in

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Heaven could just drop heavy things on you.

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Speaker 5: You know, over here in Britain we say the only

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good ground force is a gardening show that used to

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air on the BBC.

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Speaker 1: With He's doing well down here, all these words that

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I don't understand, I'm just gonna smile.

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Speaker 3: There's also you know, uh, yes.

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Speaker 5: I have actually been speaking to a few of my

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sources on the inside, and they seem to indicate that

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Heaven has a quite sophisticated online infrastructure and digital warfare system.

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Speaker 4: I'm wondering if that's half time, Yes, exactly, exactly.

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Speaker 5: Do you do you have any plans or contingencies for uh,

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the information warfare that is being waged by Heaven?

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, well, you know, great press outlets like

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yourself really you know, help fight you know, the spread

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of misinformation.

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Speaker 1: Misinformation probably not helpful that we broadcast all of our

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stuff up there, but they don't know broadcast it down here.

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Kind of seems like a one way stream, not unlike

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the River Thames.

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Speaker 4: Yes, exactly. One of the things that we'd like to

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move on to.

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Speaker 5: I think, Lorraine, you'd like to talk about the health,

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the health epidemic happening here in Hell.

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Speaker 6: Here in Hell, well, yes, you have joined us as

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part of our Fitness Week. Each day we're talking to

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people encouraging every resident of Hell to get up and

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get out there every day, not just to lose weight,

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but to feel good about themselves and focus on their health. Obviously,

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what's going to be happening with the gluttony ring our

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forces are too large, however in the wrong way. You know,

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is a.

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Speaker 5: Problem here in health and you know what they say,

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an OLB soldier is not a good soldier.

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Speaker 6: But then again, on the other side of things, a

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hungry soldier is not a good soldier either. Where do

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you balance, Yeah, where do you meet?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean the gluttony ring of Hell.

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Speaker 1: As you know, it's been around for generations, I mean

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since I was a wee demon lad a demon spawn

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if you will. It's been here, so I mean it's

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it's hard to get rid of it.

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Speaker 3: But yes, OBC is on the rise.

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Speaker 1: So my approach was, maybe we get the heavy demons

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and we put them up on the mountain and then

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we let them roll down onto the angels below.

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Speaker 5: There's yes, that is of course, as Lorraine astutely pointed out,

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you'll have a vast number of forces in the air where,

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due to the decimation, the annihilation of Hell's air force,

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we will be completely unable to meet them. So how

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do you account for that? And of course the rolling

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method it takes quite a bit of time, and you

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can only really roll a demon once. Once they're down

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that hill, there's no getting them back up. You know that,

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but how they approach exercise and that they do not

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do it. So you're going to well, how do you

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how do you have that and how do you navigate that?

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Speaker 3: Chris? I think this one's for you. Bud Well.

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Speaker 2: Clayton was telling me ramps, MS, ramps, you know, a

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system of ramps and pulleye catapults, catapults.

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Speaker 3: As we mentioned the system.

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Speaker 6: Heaven does have that half pipe? Do you do you

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not think they could perhaps turn the role against you

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against us?

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Speaker 1: I know, because our guys have horns, you see. So

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with the horns they if we hit anything that they've got,

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it's immediately they're poking holes.

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Speaker 3: Any blimpse, they may.

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Speaker 1: Have boom popped hith birthday parties.

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Speaker 6: Donezo Well, I always believe that, you know, we would

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keep keep children out of the warfare.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and what's the would say?

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Speaker 5: There's an alarming amount of propaganda being aimed at children

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here in Hell? What is your justification for having young

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hell bound babes being encouraged to join the war effort?

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Do you not consider, given how doomed it is? Excuse me,

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given how seemingly troublesome the effort is going to be

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that conscripting the younger generation is perhaps an ill conceived strategy.

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I'd like to ask you, Clayton and Chris, would you

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allow your family to take Are your family taking part

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in this war? Because I know of various members of

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the team here who have family members who are now

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taking part in this war? Are your family members taking

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will Will your close friends and loved ones be involved

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in this war effort? And please be careful in what

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you say, because I have done extensive research and have

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been looking into the current whereabouts and involvement of your

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family members.

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Speaker 1: I think everyone here in Hell should be a part

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of the war effort.

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Speaker 3: You know, we can all one way or the other.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: See, like my mom Lucy for is she's sewing uniforms.

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Speaker 5: Decidedly a less dangerous role. Of course, it's interesting and

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many of your closest friends and confidence and family have

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very safe roles in this.

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Speaker 4: War effort, while the people who.

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Speaker 5: Are generally watching this, the hard working denizens of Hell

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and British Hell, are going to be put front and

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center while you sit in the back lines. It's an

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interesting strategy where you throw everyone, wave after wave of

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your own men at these dangers while sitting back and

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just seeing how it all plays out. Ultimately at the

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end of the day. Some would argue that no damage

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will be done to.

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Speaker 2: You, well, men and women, waves of men and women

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being from them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm I can make this promise to you,

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to and all of British.

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Speaker 3: Hell, I will be on the front lines.

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Speaker 1: I will be I will be in a tank and

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it will be heavily armored, and I will be with

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the troops. It'll be like I'm there with them, shoulder

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to shoulder.

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Speaker 4: But I will be in a tank.

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Speaker 3: That is eight inches covered in steel.

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Speaker 4: How much space is there in that tank? It's a

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tank for one.

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Speaker 3: Or I mean, yeah, one if I've had a big meal,

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I mean maybe two.

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Speaker 5: To be clear, you will be safely guarded in this tank,

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but everyone else will. You will be alongside them, but

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they will not have the same kind of fortification.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, yes, I will be in the tank,

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but it is our forward operating base you know, or

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strategic you know, mobile base. But Chris will be outside.

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I will Yes, You'll be holding the flag on that side, Yes,

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the big big red flags that everyone knows where the

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leader is.

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Speaker 3: So I just hold the flag. You just hold the flag.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so I'll be waved that flag and right

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out in the open.

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Speaker 3: That's right, unarmed, unarmed? Am I going to be unarmed?

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Speaker 6: You?

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Speaker 1: I will see what we can do. I mean our

498
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harms manufacturers a little behind. I mean it's things are great,

499
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things are great. I have a question for you, Peter

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to Morgan and Lorraine Scaley. What will the queen be

501
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doing during the war effort? You guys love her so much.

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Where will she be the queen of the damned?

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Speaker 4: Liz?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, pasephone, Oh yeah, oh oh oh mistake, my mistake,

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my mistake, of course, Posephanie.

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Speaker 5: I mean, well, why does that even matter. We gave

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you one of our finest journal We gave you Churchill.

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And he said that this this effort was doomed. And

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if anyone knows something about war efforts, misguided ones and

510
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poor use of troops, it's Churchill, okay, And he said

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your effort was doomed.

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Speaker 4: So what do you say to that?

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Speaker 3: Well, I can't get him out of the Gluttony ring

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to talk to him, monoemano. So I don't know, man,

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You know, like this is all here says as far

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as I'm concerned.

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Speaker 5: Listen here, Clayton, I'm gonna be frank with you and

518
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you Chris. This seems like a doomed war effort. Well,

519
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and this seems like everyone is going to get themselves

520
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killed again at the hands of heaven. You have bumbled

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this in every conceivable way, despite vast amounts of support

522
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and funding, you have screwed this up. And frankly, I

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am disappointed. And I think I speak for every member

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of Hell and British Hell when we say we are

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not on board with this.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I would agree. I mean, it's been so lovely

527
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having you both here. But this isn't how we thought

528
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this was going to go, was it. We thought this

529
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was going to be a very patriotic call to arms.

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And you know, you come in here, you belligerently yell

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at us, you invoke our queen. And I did see

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that you put three sugars in your tea.

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Speaker 5: That's just disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, absolutely horrible.

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Speaker 3: Well I have a response to that. Uh huh as.

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Speaker 2: Do I run get out of here?

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Speaker 3: What am I doing?

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Speaker 4: Just?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I just we needed to grab something.

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Speaker 2: God, oh my god, that went so great. I went

540
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that went well, that that was amazing? Yes, oh god,

541
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how did that?

542
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Speaker 5: How?

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Speaker 3: What about? That was good? That's just British Televiish And

544
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that's how they always are, you know.

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Speaker 1: It's then plus, any press is good press, Chris, I

546
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mean they were fine, really pressed us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they really did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that was I was sweating there for a second.

549
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But nah, we got a crumpets, we got the word out.

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Speaker 3: We're good to go.

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Speaker 2: Well, speaking of good press, any press is good press.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Be sure to do your own press on social media. Uh,

554
00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:50,440
you can follow us at Morning from Hell. Be sure

555
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,880
to promote the show, tweet about it, post it on Facebook,

556
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,640
share the bad word, and uh, that's about it. Let's

557
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,759
get ready for that that war.

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Speaker 3: He here comes Hell Clayton Claim. Hey, guys, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 1: I want to thank my very special friends Tam and

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Lucy from over at game Spot.

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Speaker 4: Guys.

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Speaker 3: Pleasure working with you guys.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for having us on. That was fun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I remember.

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Speaker 1: Right beforehand, you guys are like, I don't know, we

566
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don't do improv stuff. And then like as soon as

567
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we started, I was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah that.

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Speaker 3: Was Tam and Lucy.

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Speaker 1: What are you guys working on these days and in

570
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working our listeners find you.

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Speaker 5: We're just doing bits and pieces everywhere. I mean, I'll

572
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speak for my side first of all, but I think

573
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you'll find commonalities between it. But like I'm doing a

574
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bunch of things on games for working on reviews features

575
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pretty much anything on the side I touch. And then

576
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I do the Very Online Show for giant Bomb dot com,

577
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and then you can find me once a week doing

578
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kind of funny games daily, and then I stream.

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Speaker 4: On twitch at twitch dot tv for slash Tom Hitch. Nice.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, very very similar. I do a lot

581
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of stuff at game spots, so working on history of

582
00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:07,279
at the moment, and then a lot of a lot

583
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of other stuff that kind of randomly pops up. I'm

584
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,160
on the Very Online Show as well. That's over on

585
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,960
giant Bomb usually Thursdays, but I think we're changing the

586
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,359
published day on that, but it's weekly with our good

587
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,759
friend Jeff Backlaw, and I stream at Lucy James on

588
00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:24,000
Twitch at least jeams games and I'm on Twitter at

589
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least steams Games.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, anyone listening be sure to check them out.

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They're amazing, amazing people and.

592
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Speaker 1: Side Yeah, no, these these guys are like some of

593
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,319
my nicest friends that I've made during the pandemic, and

594
00:28:37,319 --> 00:28:40,799
they've made this awful experience so pleasurable. And you guys

595
00:28:40,839 --> 00:28:42,599
have play Overwatch with you guys like every so often

596
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and it's.

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Speaker 3: We have such a great it's so fun. We need

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to pay some more games.

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Speaker 6: Please.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I was thinking about it the other day. I

601
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was like, God, I missed, I missed the gang. Let's

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get together again.

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Speaker 5: The winds the winds, and by wins we be losses.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for listening, guys,