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Speaker 2: How is this even news?
Speaker 3: I know what you're gonna say.
Speaker 1: Britney Spears was on a private jet yesterday and she
Speaker 1: was drinking and lit up a cigarette on the flight.
Speaker 2: She got in trouble the flight attendant to order to
Speaker 2: pull it out. Put it out? Excuse me, not pull
Speaker 2: it out? That's weird.
Speaker 1: And then when she landed she was quote unquote difficult.
Speaker 1: That is not that is a Thursday.
Speaker 3: That it was thursd Thursday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we want to think, by the way, Destination Landcaster
Speaker 4: for hooking up the KFI crew with some places to
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Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 4: We want to thank Bart and everybody at Bravery for
Speaker 4: hosting us.
Speaker 3: Once again today.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love it here.
Speaker 3: And before we get.
Speaker 4: Into all of our trending stories, just a reminder we
Speaker 4: have more stuff that we're going to be giving away.
Speaker 3: At one o'clock.
Speaker 4: When we're done with the live broadcast, we're going to
Speaker 4: turn around and record the podcast here with everybody answering
Speaker 4: your questions.
Speaker 3: So we have little slips of paper up here.
Speaker 4: If you have a question that you need answered, you
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Speaker 1: Is there anybody that's going to kind of vet the questions.
Speaker 4: Or anything goes No, We'll go through and we'll get
Speaker 4: some of the questions. But if you guys have a drink,
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Speaker 4: to everybody here at Bravery, this is a reminder that
Speaker 4: this is the kickoff to Memorial Day weekend. So for
Speaker 4: everybody who we have lost in the line of service
Speaker 4: throughout throughout our times, here is this great country. A
Speaker 4: huge cheers, thank you for everybody for coming today, and
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Speaker 3: The United States. What else is going on?
Speaker 5: Time for what's happening?
Speaker 4: Well, a bunch of trending stories that are happening today.
Speaker 4: For one thing, there is yet another minor incident. Am
Speaker 4: I an er incident similar to the ones the Chilean
Speaker 4: miners done. In this case it was South Africa.
Speaker 1: Don't you have a song about this? What condition are
Speaker 1: they in?
Speaker 3: They're okay? As of right now, we understand.
Speaker 4: So it's still in the Song territory and instead of
Speaker 4: thirty three miners, there are several hundred miners underground.
Speaker 3: At the Kloof gold mine near Johannesburg.
Speaker 1: Was a shaft incident. Anyone ever have a shaft incident?
Speaker 2: No takers?
Speaker 4: I think NINI had a software program that would tell
Speaker 4: us how many incidents there?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 2: Who got my joke?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I know, But come on, remember that guy
Speaker 1: who's to work at KFI that would always talk about
Speaker 1: his broken one anyway, moving on.
Speaker 3: I was never a part of those conversations.
Speaker 2: Just set it on the air all the time.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, okay, now I got it.
Speaker 2: If you have a shaft incident, you don't go on
Speaker 2: the air and talk about it. Right.
Speaker 3: According to the mine, it's not going to touch that.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to touch it.
Speaker 4: According to the mining company, they say, no one is
Speaker 4: actually trapped. There are other ways to get out of
Speaker 4: that mine. It's just going to take them a very
Speaker 4: long time. And they said, but by the end of
Speaker 4: the day today, by the end of Friday, they should
Speaker 4: all be out of that gold mine.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Who's on a dating app? Yeah, how's it going good,
Speaker 1: no good. I hear mixed reviews. Sometimes it's great. I've
Speaker 1: got friends that are married after meeting someone on a
Speaker 1: dating app.
Speaker 2: And then and then there's a.
Speaker 3: Then there's the stalkers.
Speaker 1: Detectives with the LAPD are asking for the public's help
Speaker 1: identifying and locating four suspects involving a violent robbery and
Speaker 1: shooting late last month.
Speaker 3: How does this?
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, here we go, April twenty eighth. It began
Speaker 1: just after midnight when the male victim met up with
Speaker 1: a girl he connected with on a popular dating app.
Speaker 2: In a remote area.
Speaker 1: That's moments after he met up with this girl described
Speaker 1: as between the ages of seventeen and twenty five, to
Speaker 1: additional suspects jump out of the bushes.
Speaker 2: No, not really.
Speaker 1: They arrived in a Dodge Charger, and that is when
Speaker 1: they all robbed him. So he thought he was going
Speaker 1: to a little rendezvous point, maybe a little action, maybe
Speaker 1: a little you know, and.
Speaker 2: He got robbed.
Speaker 1: Two new people jumped out of the closet.
Speaker 3: Is there anybody that's a fan of the Final Destination movies? Oh?
Speaker 3: The line one just came out.
Speaker 2: I think the first one in fourteen years or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if it's supposed to be the
Speaker 4: last one, but the latest one just came out a
Speaker 4: week ago or something. Do It did pretty well. It
Speaker 4: beat whatever it was up against, I know that. But
Speaker 4: there was a story that came down about the two ten,
Speaker 4: the big rig that was hauling lumber that crashed through
Speaker 4: the sound wall early this morning. Isn't that One of
Speaker 4: the scenes is a logging truck like spills out.
Speaker 3: This is and I don't know if you guys saw this.
Speaker 4: When we're doing the show from Burbank, they have a
Speaker 4: lot of the different you know, the Disney studios across
Speaker 4: the street, the old NBC studios. There's a lot of
Speaker 4: promotion that goes along in that town just because of
Speaker 4: where it is. The Final Destination company, who ever produced
Speaker 4: it has been driving fake logging trucks around la and
Speaker 4: we see him a bunch of times rolling out underneath
Speaker 4: the window and it says a big Final Destination poster
Speaker 4: on the side of it.
Speaker 3: Very free.
Speaker 4: This crash was reported this morning eastbound two ten in
Speaker 4: the San Gabriel Valley. Big rig collide with another vehicle
Speaker 4: near Baldwin and then went through the freeway sound wall.
Speaker 4: It turns out it was a lumber truck. It was
Speaker 4: carrying finished boards.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't. It wasn't just logs that rolled out.
Speaker 3: That would have been scarier.
Speaker 1: Remember Billy and Tina elephants in Los Angeles, You.
Speaker 3: Missed this whole thing this week.
Speaker 1: Oh no, go on, I won I tell me more.
Speaker 4: So we all woke up on Wednesday to these breathless
Speaker 4: reports that the elephant's enclosure was empty because.
Speaker 3: Nobody knew why they got moved. Yeah, but nobody knew
Speaker 3: they were being moved. Everybody knew they were being moved, everybody,
Speaker 3: but apparently nobody knew they were being.
Speaker 4: Moved because everybody, all the elephant people different.
Speaker 1: The elephant supporters, well, no, no, careful, because there's elephant
Speaker 1: supporters that wanted them to stay and then elephant supporters
Speaker 1: that wanted them to be removed. So there was two
Speaker 1: camps of elephant supporters.
Speaker 4: Those who wanted them to stay went to the zoo
Speaker 4: on Tuesday, all day Tuesday and said that the elephants
Speaker 4: were never in the enclosure and there were no elephant
Speaker 4: keepers or.
Speaker 2: Anything else they think happened.
Speaker 4: But they literally called the zoo and said, where are
Speaker 4: the elephants and the zoo told at least some of them,
Speaker 4: they're fine, it's just a hot day. They're probably in
Speaker 4: the elephant barn, when in fact they were already in
Speaker 4: the truck zoo making their way through Arizona, New Mexico.
Speaker 1: So seriously lie to people called apparently well, it's It
Speaker 1: is the most emotional issue I've ever seen at La
Speaker 1: City Hall, and it was one of the first stories
Speaker 1: I covered twenty years ago after moving here. The people
Speaker 1: that show up for the elephant debate at La City Council,
Speaker 1: it's number that you would not see for any other issue. Well, layoffs,
Speaker 1: police fire, the big crowds, but not not even close
Speaker 1: to the size of the people upset about the elephant.
Speaker 4: Think about the people who went to the zoo and
Speaker 4: went to the zoo and stood by the elephants enclosure
Speaker 4: all day on Tuesday waiting to see the elephant.
Speaker 1: And like I'm saying, it's not like a couple people, No,
Speaker 1: it's a very big population. Anyway, Billy and Tina are
Speaker 1: at the Tulsa Zoo. They've arrived and they are currently
Speaker 1: in a standard quarantine period. They're kept separate from the
Speaker 1: other elephants Are you upset because you don't get to
Speaker 1: make out with them the way you made out with
Speaker 1: the camel.
Speaker 4: Again, the camel made out with me. I didn't make
Speaker 4: out with the camel. There is a very big difference. Okay,
Speaker 4: he did not have consent.
Speaker 2: It's a boy.
Speaker 3: It is in my mind. I didn't get that close.
Speaker 2: It is in my mind. Did you wanted it to
Speaker 2: be a boy?
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, if I'm gonna kiss a camel, I
Speaker 4: might as well kiss a dude camel.
Speaker 2: Right, totally, totally, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: The zoo officials say the care team is bonding with
Speaker 1: the elephants, and uh, they're not going to see guests
Speaker 1: for a while, but they're there living their life, living
Speaker 1: their elephant life.
Speaker 4: We have a couple other animals, so I guess we're
Speaker 4: running out of time for this segment. We have a
Speaker 4: couple of other animals stories that we'll get to as well.
Speaker 4: What you learned this week on The Gary and Shannon
Speaker 4: Show is coming up. Our nine news nuggets you need
Speaker 4: to know coming up to end the show.
Speaker 3: Stick around.
Speaker 4: If you're here in the building, we'll be doing our
Speaker 4: live edition of The Gas Weekend Fix, the podcast episode
Speaker 4: that only shows.
Speaker 3: Up on the podcast. That'll come up a little bit later.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of nervous.
Speaker 4: Well, well the way doing it in front of people, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: well just pretend.
Speaker 1: That, uh, it just gets really dirty sometimes.
Speaker 3: No, it does not come on.
Speaker 4: Gary and Shannon will continue live today our news and
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Speaker 2: That hot.
Speaker 4: It's not no, no, but I mean it for a
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Speaker 4: We were talking about the elephants Tina and Billy and
Speaker 4: they're now Oklahomas in quarantine at the Tulsa Zoo. There
Speaker 4: were a couple other stories about animals. Did you hear
Speaker 4: about the Postal service truck that had thousands of abandoned
Speaker 4: chicks in it, chicken babies.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry, I just I was cheating. I was
Speaker 1: looking at Keana's nuggets.
Speaker 3: Oh is she doing it again? Has she done it?
Speaker 2: I mean? Have you ever heard of summer penis?
Speaker 3: What kind?
Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll get to it. What about the chickens?
Speaker 4: So there was a postal service truck that had been
Speaker 4: abandoned for three days and inside. This is in Delaware
Speaker 4: where thousands of baby chicks, and they finally have been
Speaker 4: able to adopt all of them out.
Speaker 2: You have to fill out paperwork for that? How does
Speaker 2: that work?
Speaker 3: Listen? I don't know. We're in lancash You just take
Speaker 3: grab a chicken off the street here, can't you?
Speaker 2: Can you?
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 2: So you can take a chicken home if you'd like to.
Speaker 4: Yes, there's a reason your husband didn't come, but I
Speaker 4: don't you're gonna have to surprise him with chickens.
Speaker 1: You've spent four days talking to me before. Wudn't you
Speaker 1: take the fifth off?
Speaker 3: They said?
Speaker 4: The birds that survived, that's the key is that some
Speaker 4: of them died because they were three days in a
Speaker 4: post office truck, about five thousand of them.
Speaker 3: There were other turkeys.
Speaker 4: There were quails in there, but almost every single one
Speaker 4: of them has been adopted by local families and rescues
Speaker 4: and farms in that area.
Speaker 2: Day doing there.
Speaker 3: I guess you can buy chicks through the mail.
Speaker 1: I don't, yeah, but we've heard of mail order chicks
Speaker 1: before a shaving.
Speaker 2: The truck they just left it there, like, how does
Speaker 2: that work?
Speaker 3: It was left unattended at a distribution center.
Speaker 2: That person should be killed.
Speaker 3: The postal service worker, Yeah, okay, that's all.
Speaker 2: Right, all those poor animals in the back of a
Speaker 2: postal service.
Speaker 4: And then the other story that was that was kind
Speaker 4: of heartbreaking. If you've seen the video of the stray
Speaker 4: dog that was fending off the pack of coyotes down
Speaker 4: in Orange County, it's a drive it's like a doorbell cam,
Speaker 4: ring cam over someone's driveway and there is a beautiful
Speaker 4: little stray dog that was attacked by several coyotes. In
Speaker 4: this viral video, one year old German shepherd lab mix healthy, happy.
Speaker 3: What do you do when you're.
Speaker 4: Surrounded by five or six coyotes? But he was freaking out,
Speaker 4: didn't quite know what to do. But the thing is
Speaker 4: he didn't die. He didn't let them get him and
Speaker 4: was able to fight back and basically fend off all
Speaker 4: of these coyotes.
Speaker 3: They have named him Duke.
Speaker 4: He's going to be getting training at a Tustin animal shelter.
Speaker 3: And the expectation is that he's going to go to
Speaker 3: a good home. Look at that guy. They got a
Speaker 3: little dog. Guy, Look at that little Do you.
Speaker 1: Have a story about a dog that wasn't attacked?
Speaker 3: My dog got out of the house.
Speaker 2: Oh, whatever happened with that?
Speaker 4: I never heard how that all cannot look at my
Speaker 4: wife when I tell the story, because well.
Speaker 2: It's an important part of the story. So I left.
Speaker 1: So the last I heard was Friday, and he did
Speaker 1: it lock. First of all, well let's not go into
Speaker 1: everything that happened that led up to it. But there
Speaker 1: was a faulty door, the dog got out, a neighbor
Speaker 1: found the dog. The dog's fine. I never heard if
Speaker 1: you fix the door. Your wife was out of town.
Speaker 1: She was coming back up to town on Saturday. I
Speaker 1: never heard about that. I didn't hear about anything.
Speaker 3: Thumbs up, thumbs down, the door latches.
Speaker 2: You like it?
Speaker 3: Should you have it fixed?
Speaker 2: The door?
Speaker 3: She wants a new door order. No, it has not
Speaker 3: it's been talked about, it hasn't been ordered.
Speaker 2: It needs to be ordered. Bro, that's your front door.
Speaker 3: So the point yeah right, the white smoke, bro raise
Speaker 3: your hand.
Speaker 2: A front door that locks is important. Okay, it's unanimous.
Speaker 2: We're getting a new door. Let's order it.
Speaker 1: Can we do it on Amazon? Do I call the depot?
Speaker 1: How do I make this happen?
Speaker 3: You know who does doors? American Vision Windows.
Speaker 2: American Vision Windows.
Speaker 3: They were at the house yesterday, Yes, yeah, and you
Speaker 3: know what they talked about the price front door. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what we talked about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's the update.
Speaker 4: You didn't pull the trigger on the no and Peter's fine.
Speaker 4: Just let's get to the brass tacks. Peter's fine, He's
Speaker 4: just fine.
Speaker 2: But when your wife came back, yes, how is that?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: How many comments.
Speaker 1: Still exist about the dog getting out the not many many.
Speaker 3: It's been several days. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Saturday night and most of Sunday were pretty It was
Speaker 4: colder than you expect when you sleep outside at about
Speaker 4: four in the morning, four or five in the morning,
Speaker 4: it starts getting light, and that's really hard to stay
Speaker 4: asleep when you're outside.
Speaker 1: So let me get this right. She let you out,
Speaker 1: but didn't let you back in. Did the neighbor bring
Speaker 1: you back inside?
Speaker 4: I had to go to the neighbor's house and I
Speaker 4: played with the neighbor's dog for a while, and then
Speaker 4: the neighbor took pictures and sent them and so.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, I really wish I could have milked that
Speaker 2: this week.
Speaker 4: All right, let's end this show on a good note.
Speaker 4: We're gonna do our what you learned this week on
Speaker 4: the Gary and Shannon Show. We're gonna do our nine
Speaker 4: news nuggets you need to know coming up in a
Speaker 4: few minutes. We're gonna then, if you're here at Bravery
Speaker 4: Brewing in Lancaster, record our weekend podcast called Weekend Fix
Speaker 4: that'll come.
Speaker 3: Up right after one o'clock. Let's kick this weekend off.
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Speaker 3: We'll take a picture. We'll be posting it to our socials.
Speaker 5: All right, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand
Speaker 5: from KFI Am sixty.
Speaker 3: They had good Kanye news.
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to dig.
Speaker 4: Everybody's been waiting for the Kanye West news of the day.
Speaker 2: Not one person.
Speaker 3: Kanye's in rehab. Everybody Kanye's in rehab, so that's good.
Speaker 4: He's in rehab in on the Spanish island of Mayorka.
Speaker 2: That sounds beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how awful? Would that be? One hundred and sixty
Speaker 3: seven thousand.
Speaker 4: Dollars a week for the rehab place that he's in.
Speaker 4: One hundred and sixty seven thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: Want a racket? What a freaking racket to whatever? I
Speaker 1: think that's great. By the way, Finn the camel wants
Speaker 1: everybody to know we need to adopt.
Speaker 2: We need to go to the shelters. We need to adopt.
Speaker 2: It's a dire situation.
Speaker 3: There are there a lot a lot of camels up
Speaker 3: for adoption.
Speaker 2: No, that's not what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: You're talking about smaller animals.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, you can't take Finn home.
Speaker 3: Weirdo, you had your moment not fit in the car?
Speaker 3: Embrace it. We uh.
Speaker 4: Every week we try to do stuff that's educational. We
Speaker 4: try to give people information about what's going on.
Speaker 2: Well, I was gone, so I'm sure it was educational.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's entirely true.
Speaker 2: You're very educating.
Speaker 3: That's the nicest thing. You've said all day. I'm very
Speaker 3: educating you are. Elmer has the music?
Speaker 4: Elmer, why don't you hit that music for the What
Speaker 4: you learned this week on the Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 7: Joe, Gary and Shannon and everybody up there at the
Speaker 7: Braver Brewery.
Speaker 3: This is John Famnorco.
Speaker 5: And what I learned this week.
Speaker 7: Is that Shannon sometimes getting nervous when she has to
Speaker 7: do it in front of people. Have a great day, everybody,
Speaker 7: Thank you weirdo.
Speaker 6: This week here and Shannon, I learned that Gary lust
Speaker 6: hot lunches.
Speaker 4: I do like hot lunches. The hottest of lunches is
Speaker 4: the best kind of lunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah. This week on the Gary Sharon Show, I learned
Speaker 2: about the Axial Seamount underwater volcano five hundred miles away
Speaker 2: from California, three hundred miles away from Oregon.
Speaker 3: It's gonna go up, but it's gonna.
Speaker 1: Be more like a Hawaiian or Rob Chan will mellow,
Speaker 1: you know, so it's not gonna wipe us out.
Speaker 3: All right, y'all, have a good weekend. See why Probably
Speaker 3: not gonna whipisode.
Speaker 6: But I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
Speaker 6: week Shannon saw a buffalo and a loose this week.
Speaker 6: Ass pretty cool, but unfortunately each time she saw them,
Speaker 6: she was standing in front of the mirror.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, the buffalo you saw was in the mirror.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3: This week found the.
Speaker 6: Gary and Channer Show, I learned that Gary and Milk
Speaker 6: an upcoming story.
Speaker 5: Like no one else.
Speaker 6: For about five hours yesterday he was talking about.
Speaker 3: This new study of where they used to tower.
Speaker 2: Early or later today. You did that yesterday to story.
Speaker 6: Coming up until finally the last story of the day
Speaker 6: comes up, and.
Speaker 3: Oh, you can power anytime you want. It doesn't matter,
Speaker 3: it does matter. You just have to wash your ship.
Speaker 3: That was it wasn't the best time.
Speaker 1: You teased it the whole day. No, And then the
Speaker 1: end the payoff was shower whenever you want.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Remember, I wouldn't just say something like that to be uneducational.
Speaker 4: You've just said I'm educational sometimes I would hope.
Speaker 2: So, okay, well, so when is the best time to shower? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, Carl. Go back and check out the podcast.
Speaker 4: Anywhere you find your podcast, just go search Gary Shannon. Done, sir,
Speaker 4: That's what everybody learned this week on the Gary Shannon Show.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to be more educating.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, we can't do it. It's hard to hear.
Speaker 4: It's all that sort of stuff. It's not as fun
Speaker 4: as we thought it was.
Speaker 2: Gonna just have to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 4: But last week you did something interesting with the nine
Speaker 4: News NUA chiney to know. You challenged producer Keana to
Speaker 4: come up with the craziest news nuggets.
Speaker 2: These what I don't think I challenged her.
Speaker 5: It was a.
Speaker 4: Downright throw down the gauntlet challenge to come up with
Speaker 4: the craziest stuff, right, yes, and what did you do?
Speaker 3: And I found the most you paid off?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that was pretty dirty.
Speaker 4: This this week, we've got some stuff at the top
Speaker 4: that top of the list that will be just to
Speaker 4: be careful, all right, yeah, we have kids. All right,
Speaker 4: it's time for our nine news nuggets. You need to
Speaker 4: know the stories that kind of fell through the cracks
Speaker 4: for the rest of the week. Here is your honorable mention.
Speaker 3: Honorable mention, not.
Speaker 5: Honor serving with you didn't.
Speaker 3: Great honorable movie.
Speaker 7: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 7: of honorplemation.
Speaker 1: There's this thing, it's this debate that I hear from
Speaker 1: time to time mostly football season because it involves people
Speaker 1: from a lot of different parts of the country.
Speaker 2: But what a.
Speaker 1: Burger versus in and out burger?
Speaker 3: It's a hole to do.
Speaker 1: And if you're from Texas, you die on that. What
Speaker 1: a burger hill is what I've gleaned from the debate
Speaker 1: that I've overheard. And a Houston guy is suing what
Speaker 1: a Burger for nearly a million dollars?
Speaker 2: Why because his burger had.
Speaker 1: Onions on it? Somebody just called that? Do you get
Speaker 1: the onion?
Speaker 2: What a burger? Newsletter? Or you just knew the onions
Speaker 2: would be.
Speaker 1: A gross gross miscarriage of burger or wreath burgery?
Speaker 3: Burgery?
Speaker 4: Can I commend you on your pronunciation of onions?
Speaker 6: There?
Speaker 3: Did anybody else notice she didn't say it the wrong way?
Speaker 3: She said it the exact right way.
Speaker 2: Onions?
Speaker 3: Have you been working on that? I mean, that is
Speaker 3: the craziest thing. No, I'm dead serious though, No, thank you.
Speaker 1: You know it's not just Kanye if that's bettering himself.
Speaker 3: I am not lying to you.
Speaker 4: In the moment I met you, the first word out
Speaker 4: of your mouth was onion with a G in the
Speaker 4: middle of it. And that was the first time I've
Speaker 4: ever heard you say unprompted, you just said onions.
Speaker 2: I'm growing up onions.
Speaker 4: Oh you guys, we're watching this in real time. This
Speaker 4: is amazing, this is really great.
Speaker 2: Do you put onions on your burgers?
Speaker 4: If I am with my wife, I do not put
Speaker 4: onions on my burgers.
Speaker 3: Ah, if she.
Speaker 4: Is anywhere within the Western hemisphere, I probably don't put
Speaker 4: them on my burgers.
Speaker 1: I go crazy when I'm like on my Jersey mics,
Speaker 1: I'm like extra onions.
Speaker 3: I don't know about extra, but I am a fan of.
Speaker 2: Just if I'm alone, I really hit the onions.
Speaker 4: Because I grew up my parents would always just put
Speaker 4: onion on whatever, whatever, salads of fruit, whatever they would
Speaker 4: Did you put.
Speaker 3: An onion on it?
Speaker 4: And I mean a slice of a bright white onion
Speaker 4: thickle slice.
Speaker 2: You don't cook, the crunch.
Speaker 1: The coil, the onion on the hot patty.
Speaker 2: Raw onion or grilled onion.
Speaker 6: I like it.
Speaker 2: Raw.
Speaker 3: Raw is the way to go more flavorful.
Speaker 2: It's a real white trash way to do things. I
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 3: Here's number nine.
Speaker 7: I did nine place.
Speaker 2: It's got really animated over.
Speaker 3: I'll be ready to go another nine and niner? Did
Speaker 3: I get shed niner in there.
Speaker 4: You're calling, all right, I guess a drug bust in
Speaker 4: Costa Rica is probably not really that much of a
Speaker 4: news item. You figure, you got your crack cocaine, you
Speaker 4: got your marijuana. That's you know, it's it's one of
Speaker 4: the things that happens in every part of the world.
Speaker 4: What doesn't happen in every part of the world is
Speaker 4: the capture of five cappy baras.
Speaker 2: What's a kappy bara?
Speaker 4: Imagine a giant dog sized guinea poole.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's really cute.
Speaker 3: It's a massive, massive road and it's like the largest
Speaker 3: living road in it is Uh. They the coast a
Speaker 3: recent Coasta Rican police sees the crack cocaine, the marijuana,
Speaker 3: and five of these cappy barras after chasing down a
Speaker 3: vehicle on the highway.
Speaker 1: So cute, but if you saw one you'd be like,
Speaker 1: what the hell is that?
Speaker 3: And I don't know what they do with them.
Speaker 4: They are at least if they're here in the United States,
Speaker 4: they're considered a.
Speaker 3: Pass and I think you can hunt them legally.
Speaker 1: There are states where they are legal to keep Texas, Washington,
Speaker 1: North Carolina, Arizona, Arkansas, Indiana, Florida, and Tennessee.
Speaker 3: Not California.
Speaker 2: No, we don't get to we don't get to use.
Speaker 3: We don't get fun things here.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna get a cappy bearra. We don't get
Speaker 2: to take showers here.
Speaker 3: Here's number eight. Chied is bold every eight second listening
Speaker 3: to eight different bosses drawn on about missions state.
Speaker 1: So when you were in Costa Rica, you didn't bring
Speaker 1: your crack and your weed with you.
Speaker 4: No, but I brought my cappy barras That's where it was.
Speaker 4: So a woman was bitten by a dog and has sued.
Speaker 4: This is in Canada. Ying Shen had been heading towards
Speaker 4: the lobby of her apartment complex to wish the building's
Speaker 4: conciergea happy holidays.
Speaker 3: This is back on Christmas Eve in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 4: She was bitten by a dog, a miniature Australian shepherd,
Speaker 4: and she got out of the elevator at the same
Speaker 4: time that the neighbor had come into the elevator.
Speaker 3: With his daughter's dog.
Speaker 4: So the dog, whatever it was intense growling, the dog
Speaker 4: bites this woman, Ying Shen. She files an incident report
Speaker 4: at the City Vancouver, and the lawyer in this case
Speaker 4: of the judge, sorry, the judge in this case overseeing.
Speaker 4: She was trying to sue the owner of the dog
Speaker 4: for several thousand dollars because of the dog bite. And
Speaker 4: what the judge said was, you know what, I sympathize
Speaker 4: with you, miss Shen, but I am bound to the
Speaker 4: plot apply the law as it stands. In the eyes
Speaker 4: of the law, what happened on Christmas Eve was essentially
Speaker 4: an accident that no one is to blame for because
Speaker 4: a dog should be allowed at least one bite.
Speaker 2: I think that's fair, right, Yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Get one chance. The dog is just trying to defend
Speaker 4: its site. The dog is probably a little scared.
Speaker 2: The dog is a dog.
Speaker 3: One nip, get out of there. Bite, Come on, get
Speaker 3: away from the dog.
Speaker 2: All right. Here's number seven.
Speaker 3: Day with a government.
Speaker 1: Checter seven seven years of college drain.
Speaker 3: Seven seven days.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have a neighbor that you didn't like,
Speaker 1: like back in you know, apartment days where they're like
Speaker 1: right on top of you and they're.
Speaker 4: Like, back on Tuesday, you didn't like the neighbor, But
Speaker 4: I mean recently, it doesn't have to be when you
Speaker 4: were in college, right.
Speaker 1: Right, But I feel like really annoying neighbors were usually
Speaker 1: they gone.
Speaker 3: They're in the apartments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this was going on in Thailand. Apparently there
Speaker 1: was a guy who had a super no noisy dog
Speaker 1: and this was a condo that had no pets policy.
Speaker 1: And this guy repeatedly complained to the housing management several
Speaker 1: times over the years and nothing was done. He was frustrated,
Speaker 1: so he took matters into his own hands.
Speaker 2: What did he do?
Speaker 1: He released two massive snakes into the hallway.
Speaker 3: Were they big enough to eat the dogs?
Speaker 2: They were really large?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, they were like six seven eight
Speaker 1: foot snakes.
Speaker 4: Oh so well, that would that would definitely send a
Speaker 4: message that my dog was not welcome in the news
Speaker 4: or in the in the hallway.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you think when the snakes got out that the
Speaker 1: door was left unlocked or it was a broken.
Speaker 3: Okay, listen, it happened one time.
Speaker 4: I will say also that there was one time when
Speaker 4: my wife was in charge in Peter.
Speaker 1: There's never six, here's never six. There's I just argue
Speaker 1: because the door was broken, that you didn't.
Speaker 5: Drink another track.
Speaker 2: All right, ladies, this is this is gold.
Speaker 3: I'm not a doctor. I am not a doctor. Ninety
Speaker 3: eight percent of the time when your water breaks, you
Speaker 3: should just go to the hospital or at the very least, dude,
Speaker 3: at the very least, no call the doctor.
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 1: Not if you work in television news and you're a female.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, you deliver that baby at the desk because
Speaker 1: it is cutthroat. You step out to deliver your baby
Speaker 1: and another younger girl swoops in takes your anchor chair
Speaker 1: and you're done just for.
Speaker 2: Having that baby. So your water breaks, you stay in
Speaker 2: that chair.
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what happened in New York. And that
Speaker 1: is why she's the morning news anchor, because those women
Speaker 1: have been through a lot to get into that chair.
Speaker 1: And Olivia morning anchor for WRGB and Albany anchor the
Speaker 1: six am news, a couple hours after her water broke,
Speaker 1: she just stept on going.
Speaker 3: It just happened.
Speaker 4: It was Wednesday that this happened. Her water broke about
Speaker 4: four fifteen in the morning. She was there at the
Speaker 4: six am newscast when it started.
Speaker 1: And I bet every woman who is in television news
Speaker 1: would tell you they do the same thing because you
Speaker 1: just don't know who's breathing down your neck.
Speaker 3: I think my water just broke. Here's number five.
Speaker 5: I have five.
Speaker 3: We begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 6: She's the year five point five.
Speaker 5: Give me a favorite loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3: I have never been to a beach in Florida. Anybody
Speaker 3: ever been to a beach in Florida.
Speaker 4: Spend some time in Florida. This is probably the worst
Speaker 4: time for sargassum. Sargassum is a brown floating algae that
Speaker 4: turns unpleasant once it hits land. If it's in the water,
Speaker 4: everything's cool. Once it gets land, it starts trying out
Speaker 4: and heating up. Yeah, it starts smelling the worst kind
Speaker 4: of like rotted flesh smell that you could smell. Scientists
Speaker 4: estimate that this bloom of sargassum that is off the
Speaker 4: coast of Florida now is over five thousand miles long
Speaker 4: and weighs about thirty one million tons.
Speaker 1: Keana, Why did you put that story next to the
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow genital story?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so. Let's let's go from a quick number
Speaker 3: five to a quick number four.
Speaker 2: More minute. Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 3: Remember sargas No, yes, no, all right.
Speaker 1: So there's this Australian punk band it's called Private Function.
Speaker 1: They released a special edition of their latest record, which
Speaker 1: they say smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's LG.
Speaker 4: Sarcas the band announced. The band announced that they were
Speaker 4: pressing this vinyl on Instagram. One of the members of
Speaker 4: the band is actually holding the sorry is holding the
Speaker 4: album that they pressed in pink wax, and she wrote
Speaker 4: Lauren Hester wrote, I want you to cast your mind
Speaker 4: back to the fabulous year of twenty twenty. There was
Speaker 4: one news story that completely dominated the headlines. Gwyneth Paltrow
Speaker 4: had released a candle that smelled like.
Speaker 2: We don't need to have everyone's there.
Speaker 4: This was potentially the greatest thing anyone had ever done.
Speaker 1: She said, first of all twenty twenty, that were not
Speaker 1: the major headline. Okay, those candles sell for seven hundred
Speaker 1: dollars each.
Speaker 3: I never bought one, so I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: You got on a free They all came in. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I got them at the discount store.
Speaker 3: Here's number three three. The number count and the number
Speaker 3: on the counting shall be three with three outs, three
Speaker 3: security clearance level three, all three three. I got all
Speaker 3: three of you guys for the rest of your naxn live.
Speaker 3: After that three days, they both started stink. Three.
Speaker 1: There was a paper published yesterday in the journal Communications,
Speaker 1: Earth and Environment.
Speaker 2: Did you read yours? You've been busy.
Speaker 3: I am waiting for tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: Actually sounds really nice out on the deck with Peter,
Speaker 1: you and your journal there. Anyway, in this journal you
Speaker 1: will find tomorrow they have found that the ammonia wafting
Speaker 1: off the droppings of penguins have contributed to the formation
Speaker 1: of clouds that are insulating Antarctica, keeping it cool during
Speaker 1: climate change. So it's the penguins poop that's saving Antarctica's
Speaker 1: frosty conditions.
Speaker 2: What is your poop?
Speaker 1: What'd your poop do today?
Speaker 4: Well, it knocked out the Bravery brewing bathroom for forty
Speaker 4: five minutes early this morning, So.
Speaker 2: That wasn't a question for you to answer.
Speaker 3: So I thought that was an actual question.
Speaker 2: Number two, here's number two. What's going on? You really think? Okay,
Speaker 2: that's cool, like whatever whatever.
Speaker 4: Saint James Parish in Louisiana, they've had a lot of
Speaker 4: bad things going on in Louisiana, courting the Sheriff's office
Speaker 4: down at Saint James Parish. Deputies responded to an elementary
Speaker 4: school after one of the teachers dropped his cocaine in
Speaker 4: the hallway.
Speaker 2: Well that sucks.
Speaker 1: You think your cocaine's gonna be there at the end
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, where's my blow?
Speaker 4: Where's all the second graders are acting like second.
Speaker 3: Graders and freaking out on the scene.
Speaker 4: The complainant explained that a small plastic bag with a
Speaker 4: white powder inside was found in a hallway. They later
Speaker 4: tested it and it did test positive for the presence
Speaker 4: of cocaine.
Speaker 3: Lee Michael Grainier.
Speaker 4: The video showed that teacher mister Grainier dropping that same
Speaker 4: little start bag.
Speaker 2: Took work in the schools. You know it takes a lot,
Speaker 2: very hard.
Speaker 4: Extra and Keana be ashamed of yourself. Here is number
Speaker 4: one weird number.
Speaker 2: One, number one, number one, Ben.
Speaker 6: Number one?
Speaker 3: Are you the number one?
Speaker 2: Number one?
Speaker 6: Number one?
Speaker 1: I'm a little confused because the headline reads, you've heard
Speaker 1: of winter Penis, Now prepare to learn about the summer
Speaker 1: side effects. I had not heard of winter Penis. Had
Speaker 1: you heard of winter Penis?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 3: I know exactly what it is.
Speaker 2: What does it mean?
Speaker 4: Well, for the fifty percent of the people in the room,
Speaker 4: they know you got good days and bad days, right,
Speaker 4: what does that mean? So for the women in the room,
Speaker 4: you got good hair days and good bad hair days, right.
Speaker 3: Right, So for the dudes in the room, you got
Speaker 3: good day Wait, bad days?
Speaker 2: Wait? Tell me more.
Speaker 3: The whole thing is the temperature outside can dictate. And
Speaker 3: I use that word intentionally. How see people like it
Speaker 3: when you're how you present? Okay, So summer tends to
Speaker 3: be warmery right, Okay, more blood flow, got it?
Speaker 2: Got it right?
Speaker 4: And so the idea that summer penis is a bad
Speaker 4: thing is not necessarily it's the winter penis that's a
Speaker 4: little bit.
Speaker 3: It tends to be more shy.
Speaker 1: So I see, yeah, I see, I see.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's it. That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: So why are doctors issuing warnings over this? It sounds
Speaker 1: like summer penis is a good thing.
Speaker 4: It's not a bad thing. I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: a good thing. I'll say it's not a bad thing.
Speaker 4: It's more about don't be concerned if if.
Speaker 1: Wait, so it says doctors claim that some men may
Speaker 1: experience shrinkage of up to fifty percent when exposed to
Speaker 1: air temperatures below sixty degrees.
Speaker 3: That's what I said, I'm not even a doctor, and I.
Speaker 2: Know that sixty degrees is nothing like. That's not even
Speaker 2: that cold.
Speaker 3: It's a good thing. It's eighty five here in Lancaster.
Speaker 3: You're right, fellas, Yeah, right, Alah.
Speaker 1: That summer penis all right and we're done, yep, just
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Hey, we want to thank first of all everybody here.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for coming out. Hey, Benny, what's going on? Hi, Benny.
Speaker 3: We want to thank Chris Chris from al To Diena,
Speaker 3: thanks for coming up and talking. Greg and Elena and
Speaker 3: Jose Patrick, Henry back there, the best name in the
Speaker 3: house today, Bart and Sam, Brian Kara, everybody here at
Speaker 3: Bravery Brewing for coming on out and helping us.
Speaker 4: Chris and Julie and our promotions guys were helping us
Speaker 4: out today.
Speaker 2: It was Jake's first time.
Speaker 3: Let's not forget about thank you wherever Jake went on.
Speaker 1: Paige first time she's left her house in a while.
Speaker 1: She's battling some health issues.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're with you there, Page Dana and Tom our
Speaker 4: security guys for you guys keeping the crowds at bay.
Speaker 3: We appreciate that. I think it was Angela.
Speaker 2: Was it your first time you yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: another first time.
Speaker 4: Bordop Elmer back in Burbank producer Keana huge, thank you
Speaker 4: as well, and again thank you to everybody who came
Speaker 4: out today. If you're here, stick around. We got one
Speaker 4: more segment. That's just the gas weekend fixed for you
Speaker 4: in the building.
Speaker 2: You know what helps with blood volume in there. Never mind,
Speaker 2: we're done with that. Thank you. I kept a reading.
Speaker 4: John co Belt show is up next. Thank you all
Speaker 4: for coming. We'll see on Monday. Stay dry, everybody say.
Speaker 2: The thing right, blessings.
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