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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I I don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I in trouble? Do you work here? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, I was just getting in line to go

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<v Speaker 2>on that, you know, and that roller coaster there? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I just started raining out of absolutely nowhere. I heard

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<v Speaker 2>that happens here a lot. You know, it just pours

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<v Speaker 2>down rain out of absolutely Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's just torrential.

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<v Speaker 2>But then you dry up really quickly, so hopefully. I well,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know it can be kind of slippery

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<v Speaker 2>whenever you're getting into one of those coaster rads, but

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<v Speaker 2>I figured it'd be I'd be fairly, you know, not

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<v Speaker 2>less than damp when I get up there. What. Oh yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it got as wet as anyone else as quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the rain was dropping on me just as

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<v Speaker 2>much as anyone else. Oh yeah, no, I'm from out

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<v Speaker 2>of town. I just a couple of sights away or whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>How about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're well, I guess you would be local if

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<v Speaker 2>you worked here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you don't work here?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh sorry, until I forgot why you brought Is

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<v Speaker 2>there a reason why you called me over?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, well yeah, no, my shirt's pink. It's looked down.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh my goodness, no, this makes perfect sense. Why

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<v Speaker 2>everybody was staring at me while I was walking around?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, So you mean to.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me that absolutely everyone around here. I well, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess I'm not the wallflowers. I was driving with two headlats,

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<v Speaker 2>not one. My gosh, everyone could see. This is so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>How did I not get kicked out?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, I I guess I could have worn

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<v Speaker 3>a bra, but I, like, you know, I'm I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>of a size where I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't have to always wear one that frequently.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't get in the way. Jesus, this is so

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<v Speaker 1>I should go back to my hotel. I should.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's Nansia. Oh oh the view you mean of

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<v Speaker 2>Magic Mountain? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>It is pretty?

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of pretty. It's what oh uh oh the

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<v Speaker 2>view of Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh goodness, oh you met me?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you now. I'm just not used to compliments like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're sweet. No, that's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I could go to one of the gift shops and

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be stupidly expensive, but I guess it's a

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<v Speaker 2>souvenir of not just having a souvenir but also one

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<v Speaker 2>of convenience. Gosh, no wonder all those dads were staring

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<v Speaker 2>at me, and all those wives were moms were looking

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<v Speaker 2>at me like I'm a Harlot proper Jezebel. What Jazabel Jazebel?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Southern we see it both ways. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not too much of a hunger with people that

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, but I guess how are you here?

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<v Speaker 1>Just thank you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know where the closest gift shop is. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to go through that line because all ride

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<v Speaker 2>spit out in a gift shop, which means sometimes you

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<v Speaker 2>have to go through line in order to What am

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<v Speaker 2>I gonna do? Just keep my hands around my chest

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<v Speaker 2>and look like a t.

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<v Speaker 1>Rex walking around. Guys, I'm looking for you T shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh, this is I don't know what I'm gonna do?

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<v Speaker 2>This is how about that one over there? That one

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<v Speaker 2>right there? You see?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it doesn't look like they have any.

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<v Speaker 2>T shirts there either. Cheese, I should stop bothering you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, really, you don't mind how I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm kind of the ore. The problem is I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really short, so it's difficult to even see where anything

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<v Speaker 2>this stuff is. With this people, Hydra just feels like

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<v Speaker 2>every time I look, there's even more people. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>see any other gift shops around?

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<v Speaker 1>What? Well, no, I don't have a jacket or any really,

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<v Speaker 1>you give me your jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh, you were just you're honestly the sweetest, You're so kind,

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<v Speaker 2>You're just.

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<v Speaker 1>That is just.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's that is very comforting.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, well it looks like I'm wearing a dress.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm only five, but what shoes on? All right? Well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this will do fun. Now I don't have to worry

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<v Speaker 1>about them.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody getting a good look what he means, zip it

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<v Speaker 2>up more?

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<v Speaker 1>It's warm. Oh you can get a.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice view from above. Yep, Nope, that's okay. Well just

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<v Speaker 2>there we go, and all right, so where to Where

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<v Speaker 2>are we gonna go?

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<v Speaker 1>Down that way?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's what I could get to. Maybe I could

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<v Speaker 2>get a hoodie or a jacket. But then it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be so warm.

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<v Speaker 1>I could get both. I could have one around my waist.

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<v Speaker 1>We can act like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the nineties again. And I can get a shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>I can get a shirt and just throw it over

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<v Speaker 1>so what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you. I'm not entirely sure what to you

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<v Speaker 2>mean by that? But no, I'm not related to shee hulk.

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<v Speaker 1>I do lift. I like to work out. I get

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<v Speaker 1>it tim pretty frequently. What okay? Right down? Yeah? Right down?

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<v Speaker 3>Here?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mind if I stand over here? You're too kind? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're really sweet, you are. Oh, I'm sorry. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess I should be a little bit slower. It's easy

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<v Speaker 2>for me to navigate crowds because I can kind of

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<v Speaker 2>just bulldoze my way through people's hips and mid drifts.

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<v Speaker 2>But I guess when you're a little bit taller, knock

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<v Speaker 2>it into people's heads is harder.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you want me to knock my head into your

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I don't know if I understand. Oh oh, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, oh you are you have quite a way

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<v Speaker 2>with words. Well, words do come out of your mouth,

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<v Speaker 2>so I guess you would have a way with your

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<v Speaker 2>lips and you want to oh, oh, you know, this

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<v Speaker 2>is a do you mind if I do you mind

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<v Speaker 2>if I get into your Thank you? Sorry to whisper,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know this is a family friendly park.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying things like that is too if it's if it's

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<v Speaker 2>too a tapoo. You know, maybe maybe we should be

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<v Speaker 2>a little careful. Oh well, I guess it would be

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<v Speaker 2>nice to have you a whispered in my ear. I am,

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<v Speaker 2>it is rather rare to make somebody who is a

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<v Speaker 2>green turned pink.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did you just say that you want to get

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<v Speaker 2>into my pink? I you you, sir, You you are a dirty,

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<v Speaker 2>dirty birdie. Oh goodness, no, just find myself fanning myself.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>It is getting really really warm in you're high?

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<v Speaker 2>Am, Where are you staying at?

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<v Speaker 1>Which hotel is?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I'm not this one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's absolutely beautiful on the inside. Oh yeah, no, I'm mmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying I wouldn't mind.

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<v Speaker 2>If you explored my cave of wonders too. You have

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<v Speaker 2>got me going like ma wanna and USh? Oh yeah, bad,

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<v Speaker 2>take No, let's go with one's adult.

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<v Speaker 1>Ma wanna adult? Malanna?

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<v Speaker 2>You know eighteen, she's totally eighteen. You've got me. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to say, like, I.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know you. Wow, you have a better way

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<v Speaker 1>with words than me.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want you to be a part of my world,

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<v Speaker 2>over and over and over again.

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<v Speaker 1>If you know what I mean? No, you just again, no.

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<v Speaker 2>One really learns with me like that, and you're just

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<v Speaker 2>so bold, and really you're not that bold with anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the first person that you've been this forward with.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about how.

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<v Speaker 2>To make a girl feel super special. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>just I'd imagine that if you were like this, of

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<v Speaker 2>any girls, you'd have her pants charmed right off of her. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm still I'm not exactly wearing pants or shorts,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't they No? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, no, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they would look much better on your floor

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<v Speaker 2>than mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Woo okay, goodness, goodness?

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<v Speaker 2>What why would I call you mawie?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I will definitely say thank you if you were able

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<v Speaker 2>to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, I think maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>It's better if I would get back to the whole whispering.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if we should be talking about this. What? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>No, is that a brave comment?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, no, no. I don't have red curly hair,

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<v Speaker 2>but you are making me feel all kinds of brave

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<v Speaker 2>right now, for sure. Jesus goodness. Hmm, No, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing more than to have you.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a nice long lawn exploration tour of my Treasure Island.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen here, Okay, I your hands are you are pretty handy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>I I really think that we should nix all the

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<v Speaker 2>Disney puns.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh, what do you mean? It's a small world.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I am short? Oh you meant? And yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be a very tight squeeze.

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<v Speaker 2>Indeed, I think we should nix all of this and

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<v Speaker 2>we should head back, perhaps too, yeah, to this one,

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe I have a guided tour of your launching

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<v Speaker 2>so that we can once set no, no, because I

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<v Speaker 2>know that you're absolutely going to yep. Yeah, I figured

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<v Speaker 2>you can make a princess and the frog refferends. Almost there,

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<v Speaker 2>almost there, almost there.

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<v Speaker 1>I figured. I figured.

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<v Speaker 2>I figured, Look, I need you to stay at least

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<v Speaker 2>arm length away from me while we head back to

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<v Speaker 2>uh huh no, no, no, trust me. I am promising

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<v Speaker 2>you you definitely have a ticket to my magic Kingdom.

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<v Speaker 2>I want nothing more than to rot your matterhorn and

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<v Speaker 2>I instead of people mover when we get the bed mover,

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<v Speaker 2>let's let's go. Let's you've got me knocking into walls now, let's.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's m m.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I would love to have you knocking my

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<v Speaker 2>boots too. Let's get an uber and what.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, what's the dances of?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I I'm not exactly like that either.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really that big into one that stands.

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<v Speaker 2>But you are beyond Timpton and we're on vacation. And

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<v Speaker 2>what's the chances of what? No, I have no problem

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<v Speaker 2>getting in my phone number?

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<v Speaker 1>You mean after? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you seem really cool. It'll be fun anyone that

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<v Speaker 2>can make this number of puns, anyone who can catch

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<v Speaker 2>she didn't realize she was getting and in a way

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<v Speaker 2>and you tried to help them.

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<v Speaker 1>You clearly have.

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<v Speaker 2>A very sweetheart, a wonderful mind, and honestly, the most

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<v Speaker 1>And you're cute? What do you mean? No one's told

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<v Speaker 1>you you're cute.

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<v Speaker 2>You're an absolute adorable one. Oh I'm sorry, Well you

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<v Speaker 2>magazine or whatnot, because that's just even they're not real.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are photoshopped and fake and vapid. You are beyond

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<v Speaker 2>beyond cute and so many other ways. And definitely definitely

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's going to start coming up with words.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we finish this conversation in the uber back

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<v Speaker 2>to the hotel and we can maybe talk about a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of other things that you're interested in, and instead

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<v Speaker 1>To kill, maybe we can turn this into more of

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<v Speaker 1>a day. I love that idea. And look, you just

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<v Speaker 1>proved yourself to be even more of a gentleman.

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<v Speaker 2>You took a sure thing and you slowed it down

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<v Speaker 2>because you want it to be more. You're a wonderful

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<v Speaker 2>bet bet. Let's go, Hey, guys, seeing Alexander here. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to say thank you to Oliver for the two

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen dollars. I'm not sure who it is. Thank you though,

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't know. In the description box below there's

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<v Speaker 2>order to send tips. Since I am demonetized, it helps

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<v Speaker 2>out a lot and I really really appreciate it. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you to all the patrons. I think I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to start in tomorrow's video have a scrolling ticker for

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<v Speaker 2>see the names of the people who are helping support

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<v Speaker 2>the channel. I'm also going to be adding some more

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<v Speaker 2>straight up. And outside of also putting the names of

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<v Speaker 1>I want to Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, inspiration I keep I'm trying to also always remember

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<v Speaker 2>the inspiration to add those. So today's story happened almost

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<v Speaker 2>entirely outside of me being a goblin and outside of

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<v Speaker 2>a guy telling me that I'm the one with the headlights.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was out at Disney World with Starlet Audios

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<v Speaker 2>because she's my real life best friend, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>wearing a light colored shirt with no bra, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was wondering why people were staring at me after it

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<v Speaker 2>poured down rain. And I promise you, while it was

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<v Speaker 2>light colored, it should have been dark enough to be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm also a tanned skinned woman. I'm half white,

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<v Speaker 2>half black, so I have slightly darker skin. And so

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<v Speaker 2>while that's would have been fine for most people, it

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<v Speaker 2>was not fine for me. And I was wondering, like

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<v Speaker 2>why all these men were staring at me and women too,

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<v Speaker 2>and people were turning around and looking at me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got on a few rides and no one

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<v Speaker 2>And it just turns out that like apparently the Disney

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<v Speaker 2>employees were They're used to it. They understand it. They

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<v Speaker 2>understood I was dredged wet because it right in Orlando,

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<v Speaker 2>it like rains for like ten seconds, like torrential amounts,

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<v Speaker 2>and then it stops, so you get soaked, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you go ten minutes and you're dry, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>It happens again. That just kept happening.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the worst, and yet uh, I would do

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<v Speaker 2>it again. But like it was Star who was giggling

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<v Speaker 2>the entire time, who was like, hey, here's why people

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god. So I ended up

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<v Speaker 2>The t Rex thing is literally what I did. I

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<v Speaker 2>put my hands up and I'm like t resent around

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<v Speaker 2>and I go to the gift shop and I go

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<v Speaker 2>in and I get a shirt in a darker shirt

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<v Speaker 2>and it was huge. It was like the only thing

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<v Speaker 2>that fit. Either it did not fit me. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like were too small or it was a three XL,

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<v Speaker 2>so I had to get a three XL. This thing

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<v Speaker 2>was like down to my knees. It looked like I

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<v Speaker 2>ended up buying like a lanyard and using it as

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<v Speaker 2>a belt to belt it so it looked kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 2>And throughout the day I started buying like jewelry pieces

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff so I could like look fashionable, like tucking

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<v Speaker 2>the sleeves up and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was an event.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so that happened, and I thought it would

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<v Speaker 2>be a fun video where it's like me being the

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<v Speaker 2>one being flustered. And I also mixed it with another

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<v Speaker 2>story where I did have a very shy nerd boy

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<v Speaker 2>hit on me. He'd never hit on anyone else. I

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<v Speaker 2>confirmed it with his friends and family. As we got

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<v Speaker 2>to know each other, and I was beyond bewildered.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm usually I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Good when i'm hitting on someone top tier. Someone starts

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<v Speaker 2>hitting on me, my brain short circuits and it's harder

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<v Speaker 2>for me to keep up with them. I guess going

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<v Speaker 2>tet is not it's it's not me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not me. I wasn't prepared for it. And then

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<v Speaker 1>when I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, let's go do something fun, if you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like brown chicken, fat cow.

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<v Speaker 1>He turned around and he was like, I, actually.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking for something more from you, so like, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go have fun, but also we can have fun, but

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<v Speaker 2>I want this to not be a one time thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like my heart and he was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>He was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't officially start dating, unfortunately, because we just realized

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<v Speaker 2>our lives were going into different directions.

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<v Speaker 1>I was working for a.

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<v Speaker 2>Production company where I was traveling all the time, and

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't travel that much. And it's just it's really

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<v Speaker 2>difficult when you have a job that requires you do

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of traveling to be with someone who doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>understand the lifestyle or they want to start settling down.

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<v Speaker 1>But we are still friends to day. He is an

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<v Speaker 1>absolute sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, guys, this has vinzena Alexander. I will see you

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<v Speaker 2>in the next video.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye.