Speaker 1: Yeah, no, thank you.
Speaker 2: I I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Am I in trouble? Do you work here? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I was just getting in line to go
Speaker 2: on that, you know, and that roller coaster there? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just started raining out of absolutely nowhere. I heard
Speaker 2: that happens here a lot. You know, it just pours
Speaker 2: down rain out of absolutely Oh.
Speaker 1: Then it's just torrential.
Speaker 2: But then you dry up really quickly, so hopefully. I well,
Speaker 2: I know, I know it can be kind of slippery
Speaker 2: whenever you're getting into one of those coaster rads, but
Speaker 2: I figured it'd be I'd be fairly, you know, not
Speaker 2: less than damp when I get up there. What. Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I guess it got as wet as anyone else as quickly.
Speaker 2: I mean, the rain was dropping on me just as
Speaker 2: much as anyone else. Oh yeah, no, I'm from out
Speaker 2: of town. I just a couple of sights away or whatnot.
Speaker 1: How about you?
Speaker 2: Oh you're well, I guess you would be local if
Speaker 2: you worked here.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't work here?
Speaker 2: Oh oh sorry, until I forgot why you brought Is
Speaker 2: there a reason why you called me over?
Speaker 1: Uh huh, well yeah, no, my shirt's pink. It's looked down.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my goodness, no, this makes perfect sense. Why
Speaker 2: everybody was staring at me while I was walking around?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, So you mean to.
Speaker 2: Tell me that absolutely everyone around here. I well, I
Speaker 2: guess I'm not the wallflowers. I was driving with two headlats,
Speaker 2: not one. My gosh, everyone could see. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: How did I not get kicked out?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I I guess I could have worn
Speaker 3: a bra, but I, like, you know, I'm I'm a
Speaker 3: of a size where I.
Speaker 2: Don't have to always wear one that frequently.
Speaker 1: It doesn't get in the way. Jesus, this is so
Speaker 1: I should go back to my hotel. I should.
Speaker 2: Oh that's Nansia. Oh oh the view you mean of
Speaker 2: Magic Mountain? Like?
Speaker 1: It is pretty?
Speaker 2: It's kind of pretty. It's what oh uh oh the
Speaker 2: view of Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, oh you met me?
Speaker 2: Thank you now. I'm just not used to compliments like that.
Speaker 1: You're sweet. No, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: I could go to one of the gift shops and
Speaker 2: it's gonna be stupidly expensive, but I guess it's a
Speaker 2: souvenir of not just having a souvenir but also one
Speaker 2: of convenience. Gosh, no wonder all those dads were staring
Speaker 2: at me, and all those wives were moms were looking
Speaker 2: at me like I'm a Harlot proper Jezebel. What Jazabel Jazebel?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Southern we see it both ways. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not too much of a hunger with people that
Speaker 2: don't know, but I guess how are you here?
Speaker 1: Just thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you know where the closest gift shop is. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to go through that line because all ride
Speaker 2: spit out in a gift shop, which means sometimes you
Speaker 2: have to go through line in order to What am
Speaker 2: I gonna do? Just keep my hands around my chest
Speaker 2: and look like a t.
Speaker 1: Rex walking around. Guys, I'm looking for you T shirt.
Speaker 2: Gosh, this is I don't know what I'm gonna do?
Speaker 2: This is how about that one over there? That one
Speaker 2: right there? You see?
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't look like they have any.
Speaker 2: T shirts there either. Cheese, I should stop bothering you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, really, you don't mind how I'm.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm kind of the ore. The problem is I'm
Speaker 2: really short, so it's difficult to even see where anything
Speaker 2: this stuff is. With this people, Hydra just feels like
Speaker 2: every time I look, there's even more people. Do you
Speaker 2: see any other gift shops around?
Speaker 1: What? Well, no, I don't have a jacket or any really,
Speaker 1: you give me your jacket.
Speaker 2: Gosh, you were just you're honestly the sweetest, You're so kind,
Speaker 2: You're just.
Speaker 1: That is just.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's that is very comforting.
Speaker 1: Oh no, well it looks like I'm wearing a dress.
Speaker 1: Well I'm only five, but what shoes on? All right? Well, no,
Speaker 1: this will do fun. Now I don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about them.
Speaker 2: Anybody getting a good look what he means, zip it
Speaker 2: up more?
Speaker 1: It's warm. Oh you can get a.
Speaker 2: Nice view from above. Yep, Nope, that's okay. Well just
Speaker 2: there we go, and all right, so where to Where
Speaker 2: are we gonna go?
Speaker 1: Down that way?
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what I could get to. Maybe I could
Speaker 2: get a hoodie or a jacket. But then it's gonna
Speaker 2: be so warm.
Speaker 1: I could get both. I could have one around my waist.
Speaker 1: We can act like.
Speaker 2: It's the nineties again. And I can get a shirt.
Speaker 1: I can get a shirt and just throw it over
Speaker 1: so what's that?
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. I'm not entirely sure what to you
Speaker 2: mean by that? But no, I'm not related to shee hulk.
Speaker 1: I do lift. I like to work out. I get
Speaker 1: it tim pretty frequently. What okay? Right down? Yeah? Right down?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I stand over here? You're too kind? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, you're really sweet, you are. Oh, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 2: guess I should be a little bit slower. It's easy
Speaker 2: for me to navigate crowds because I can kind of
Speaker 2: just bulldoze my way through people's hips and mid drifts.
Speaker 2: But I guess when you're a little bit taller, knock
Speaker 2: it into people's heads is harder.
Speaker 1: Oh, you want me to knock my head into your
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know if I understand. Oh oh, oh.
Speaker 2: Oh my, oh you are you have quite a way
Speaker 2: with words. Well, words do come out of your mouth,
Speaker 2: so I guess you would have a way with your
Speaker 2: lips and you want to oh, oh, you know, this
Speaker 2: is a do you mind if I do you mind
Speaker 2: if I get into your Thank you? Sorry to whisper,
Speaker 2: but you know this is a family friendly park.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Saying things like that is too if it's if it's
Speaker 2: too a tapoo. You know, maybe maybe we should be
Speaker 2: a little careful. Oh well, I guess it would be
Speaker 2: nice to have you a whispered in my ear. I am,
Speaker 2: it is rather rare to make somebody who is a
Speaker 2: green turned pink.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: Oh did you just say that you want to get
Speaker 2: into my pink? I you you, sir, You you are a dirty,
Speaker 2: dirty birdie. Oh goodness, no, just find myself fanning myself.
Speaker 2: It is a Jesus.
Speaker 1: It is getting really really warm in you're high?
Speaker 2: Am, Where are you staying at?
Speaker 1: Which hotel is?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm not this one.
Speaker 2: It's absolutely beautiful on the inside. Oh yeah, no, I'm mmmm.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I wouldn't mind.
Speaker 2: If you explored my cave of wonders too. You have
Speaker 2: got me going like ma wanna and USh? Oh yeah, bad,
Speaker 2: take No, let's go with one's adult.
Speaker 1: Ma wanna adult? Malanna?
Speaker 2: You know eighteen, she's totally eighteen. You've got me. I'm
Speaker 2: just trying to say, like, I.
Speaker 1: I don't know you. Wow, you have a better way
Speaker 1: with words than me.
Speaker 2: I just want you to be a part of my world,
Speaker 2: over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: If you know what I mean? No, you just again, no.
Speaker 2: One really learns with me like that, and you're just
Speaker 2: so bold, and really you're not that bold with anyone.
Speaker 2: I'm the first person that you've been this forward with.
Speaker 1: Talk about how.
Speaker 2: To make a girl feel super special. I don't know,
Speaker 2: just I'd imagine that if you were like this, of
Speaker 2: any girls, you'd have her pants charmed right off of her. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm still I'm not exactly wearing pants or shorts,
Speaker 2: aren't they No? No?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, no, you're right.
Speaker 2: I think they would look much better on your floor
Speaker 2: than mine.
Speaker 1: Woo okay, goodness, goodness?
Speaker 2: What why would I call you mawie?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I will definitely say thank you if you were able
Speaker 2: to do that.
Speaker 1: Again, I think maybe.
Speaker 2: It's better if I would get back to the whole whispering.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we should be talking about this. What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, is that a brave comment?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, no, no. I don't have red curly hair,
Speaker 2: but you are making me feel all kinds of brave
Speaker 2: right now, for sure. Jesus goodness. Hmm, No, don't worry.
Speaker 2: I would love.
Speaker 1: Nothing more than to have you.
Speaker 2: Take a nice long lawn exploration tour of my Treasure Island.
Speaker 2: Listen here, Okay, I your hands are you are pretty handy?
Speaker 1: Oh goodness.
Speaker 2: I I really think that we should nix all the
Speaker 2: Disney puns.
Speaker 1: But oh, what do you mean? It's a small world.
Speaker 1: I mean I am short? Oh you meant? And yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be a very tight squeeze.
Speaker 2: Indeed, I think we should nix all of this and
Speaker 2: we should head back, perhaps too, yeah, to this one,
Speaker 2: and maybe I have a guided tour of your launching
Speaker 2: so that we can once set no, no, because I
Speaker 2: know that you're absolutely going to yep. Yeah, I figured
Speaker 2: you can make a princess and the frog refferends. Almost there,
Speaker 2: almost there, almost there.
Speaker 1: I figured. I figured.
Speaker 2: I figured, Look, I need you to stay at least
Speaker 2: arm length away from me while we head back to
Speaker 2: uh huh no, no, no, trust me. I am promising
Speaker 2: you you definitely have a ticket to my magic Kingdom.
Speaker 2: I want nothing more than to rot your matterhorn and
Speaker 2: I instead of people mover when we get the bed mover,
Speaker 2: let's let's go. Let's you've got me knocking into walls now, let's.
Speaker 1: No, that's m m.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I would love to have you knocking my
Speaker 2: boots too. Let's get an uber and what.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, what's the dances of?
Speaker 2: I mean, I I'm not exactly like that either.
Speaker 1: I'm not really that big into one that stands.
Speaker 2: But you are beyond Timpton and we're on vacation. And
Speaker 2: what's the chances of what? No, I have no problem
Speaker 2: getting in my phone number?
Speaker 1: You mean after? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, you seem really cool. It'll be fun anyone that
Speaker 2: can make this number of puns, anyone who can catch
Speaker 2: me off guard when it comes to flirting. And then
Speaker 2: you saw a girl who's getting a bunch of attention
Speaker 2: she didn't realize she was getting and in a way
Speaker 2: that could end up not working out on her benefit,
Speaker 2: and you tried to help them.
Speaker 1: You clearly have.
Speaker 2: A very sweetheart, a wonderful mind, and honestly, the most
Speaker 2: interesting thing about a guy is someone who can get
Speaker 2: into another person's brain and get them so intrigued that
Speaker 2: the rest doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: And you're cute? What do you mean? No one's told
Speaker 1: you you're cute.
Speaker 2: You're an absolute adorable one. Oh I'm sorry, Well you
Speaker 2: know what, No, I didn't say you're drop dead hot
Speaker 2: sexy that you should be on the cover of a
Speaker 2: magazine or whatnot, because that's just even they're not real.
Speaker 2: Those are photoshopped and fake and vapid. You are beyond
Speaker 2: beyond cute and so many other ways. And definitely definitely
Speaker 2: have you not called me over when I was scanning
Speaker 2: around what a senior and thought cute and then to
Speaker 2: find out you have such a devilish, devious mind disius out.
Speaker 1: I know it's going to start coming up with words.
Speaker 2: Why don't we finish this conversation in the uber back
Speaker 2: to the hotel and we can maybe talk about a
Speaker 2: couple of other things that you're interested in, and instead
Speaker 2: of just going straightforward.
Speaker 1: To kill, maybe we can turn this into more of
Speaker 1: a day. I love that idea. And look, you just
Speaker 1: proved yourself to be even more of a gentleman.
Speaker 2: You took a sure thing and you slowed it down
Speaker 2: because you want it to be more. You're a wonderful
Speaker 2: bet bet. Let's go, Hey, guys, seeing Alexander here. I
Speaker 2: want to say thank you to Oliver for the two
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Speaker 2: everybody who is silver or above so that you can
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Speaker 2: it will be out by the end of the month
Speaker 2: straight up. And outside of also putting the names of
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Speaker 1: I want to Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, inspiration I keep I'm trying to also always remember
Speaker 2: the inspiration to add those. So today's story happened almost
Speaker 2: entirely outside of me being a goblin and outside of
Speaker 2: a guy telling me that I'm the one with the headlights.
Speaker 2: So I was out at Disney World with Starlet Audios
Speaker 2: because she's my real life best friend, and I was
Speaker 2: wearing a light colored shirt with no bra, and I
Speaker 2: was wondering why people were staring at me after it
Speaker 2: poured down rain. And I promise you, while it was
Speaker 2: light colored, it should have been dark enough to be fine.
Speaker 2: But I'm also a tanned skinned woman. I'm half white,
Speaker 2: half black, so I have slightly darker skin. And so
Speaker 2: while that's would have been fine for most people, it
Speaker 2: was not fine for me. And I was wondering, like
Speaker 2: why all these men were staring at me and women too,
Speaker 2: and people were turning around and looking at me.
Speaker 1: And I got on a few rides and no one
Speaker 1: told me anything.
Speaker 2: And it just turns out that like apparently the Disney
Speaker 2: employees were They're used to it. They understand it. They
Speaker 2: understood I was dredged wet because it right in Orlando,
Speaker 2: it like rains for like ten seconds, like torrential amounts,
Speaker 2: and then it stops, so you get soaked, and then
Speaker 2: you go ten minutes and you're dry, and then.
Speaker 1: It happens again. That just kept happening.
Speaker 2: It was the worst, and yet uh, I would do
Speaker 2: it again. But like it was Star who was giggling
Speaker 2: the entire time, who was like, hey, here's why people
Speaker 2: keep staring at you. I look down and it's just
Speaker 2: full on headlights.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. So I ended up
Speaker 1: having to put.
Speaker 2: The t Rex thing is literally what I did. I
Speaker 2: put my hands up and I'm like t resent around
Speaker 2: and I go to the gift shop and I go
Speaker 2: in and I get a shirt in a darker shirt
Speaker 2: and it was huge. It was like the only thing
Speaker 2: that fit. Either it did not fit me. It was
Speaker 2: like were too small or it was a three XL,
Speaker 2: so I had to get a three XL. This thing
Speaker 2: was like down to my knees. It looked like I
Speaker 2: ended up buying like a lanyard and using it as
Speaker 2: a belt to belt it so it looked kind of cute.
Speaker 2: And throughout the day I started buying like jewelry pieces
Speaker 2: and stuff so I could like look fashionable, like tucking
Speaker 2: the sleeves up and whatnot.
Speaker 1: It was it was an event.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so that happened, and I thought it would
Speaker 2: be a fun video where it's like me being the
Speaker 2: one being flustered. And I also mixed it with another
Speaker 2: story where I did have a very shy nerd boy
Speaker 2: hit on me. He'd never hit on anyone else. I
Speaker 2: confirmed it with his friends and family. As we got
Speaker 2: to know each other, and I was beyond bewildered.
Speaker 1: I'm usually I'm.
Speaker 2: Good when i'm hitting on someone top tier. Someone starts
Speaker 2: hitting on me, my brain short circuits and it's harder
Speaker 2: for me to keep up with them. I guess going
Speaker 2: tet is not it's it's not me.
Speaker 1: It's not me. I wasn't prepared for it. And then
Speaker 1: when I thought.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's go do something fun, if you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, like brown chicken, fat cow.
Speaker 1: He turned around and he was like, I, actually.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for something more from you, so like, let's
Speaker 2: go have fun, but also we can have fun, but
Speaker 2: I want this to not be a one time thing.
Speaker 1: And I was like my heart and he was fun.
Speaker 1: He was fun.
Speaker 2: We didn't officially start dating, unfortunately, because we just realized
Speaker 2: our lives were going into different directions.
Speaker 1: I was working for a.
Speaker 2: Production company where I was traveling all the time, and
Speaker 2: he didn't travel that much. And it's just it's really
Speaker 2: difficult when you have a job that requires you do
Speaker 2: a lot of traveling to be with someone who doesn't
Speaker 2: understand the lifestyle or they want to start settling down.
Speaker 1: But we are still friends to day. He is an
Speaker 1: absolute sweetheart.
Speaker 2: Anyways, guys, this has vinzena Alexander. I will see you
Speaker 2: in the next video.
Speaker 1: Bye.