Speaker 1: Boys, start back down. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode
number three hundred and forty four. We are back once
again to talk about Lucha Underground.
Speaker 2: Slucha Underground back at you here, episode four of season
one with a big Man event that they've pretty much
been building since episode one of Big Rick taking on
Johnny Mundo.
Speaker 1: Before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates.
Speaker 2: Of course, right after this podcast, there will be a
new Deadlock After show, which goes up on the Patreon
after the podcast goes up. So if you haven't been
tuning in, you've been missing out on some good times.
On the last week's episode, we got back into some
Halo We continued on with our Halo ce campaign. We've
played the Silent Cartographer mission. I've been getting my ass
kicked and my friend here just can't stop fucking running
me over for some reason. But we have been treking
on and continuing on and things are going well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we found out you can kill the Hunters with
one pistol shot to the back.
Speaker 2: Dude, that is fucking crazy. I was excited that we
were like I was able to experience something that you
hadn't fucking figured out yet. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, like after like fifteen thousand multiplayer games,
like I had to learn something about the campaign at
some point.
Speaker 2: Sure, But that is in the five dollars above tier
on our Patreon of course, at his patreon dot com
slash Deadlock PW In the ten dollars and above tier,
of course, a new retrocinc is up now and it
is a retrocinc on the very first episode of the
x WF. One of my favorite things we've ever done
is the XBF series, and David Biweekly does a retrocinc
that goes up on our Patreon in the ten dollars
above tier. And yes, the first episode of XBF, which
James I don't know if you saw, but David mentioned
it to me that he went and he bought the
actual like XWF DVD from Amazon to get like footage
for this.
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It's on Amazon, dude, he's sitting on it for ten bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, all right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he was able to get the he wanted
the most pristine version, the crispiest footage you could get.
But you can see a review of the very first
episode of the XWF on our Patreon right now in
the ten dollars and above tier. Also in the ten
dollars above tier for the month of March, a new
episode of The Long Way. We'll be coming at you.
If not up already, you'll be up before the end
of the month. And we did it with Macho T
and Macho T back at it again. We said, Macho,
what do you want to watch? And he picked the
WWE SummerSlam two thousand and two, which I believe was
the first pay per view he ever watched, which, uh
that you know made me feel old as shit. But
you know, always a great time hanging out with Macho
of course, and uh, you know you can check that
out on the Patreon now. And that is it for
the updates. And now it's time to talk about Luca Underground.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into Luca Underground Season one, Episode four.
This is a temple.
Speaker 2: This is a goddamn temple. And we have a big
main event that we've been building for for a few weeks.
Here Johnny Moondo taking on big Man Big Rick with
the smoking of penis.
Speaker 1: Dude. I'm excited to see Big Rick in action.
Speaker 2: I was excited to see it as well. Before we
get into this episode of Lucha Underground. Though, Let's take
a look at what was going on in the week
of pro wrestling here with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. I
do also have something here. I didn't take anything that
Alvarez was writing here, but in the figure four weekly
for November twenty, twenty fourteen, he was talking a lot
about a podcast that I think still gets brought up
to this day, which was the Art of Wrestling pod
with Seampunk and Cold Cabana that dropped much this this
week that this episode came out, and oy, oh boy,
have did that fucking podcast and the follow up podcast
like kind of shift a lot of things in the
wrestling world for ever. I guess feed me. I mean, like,
you know, I imagine people would have already kind of
got to where they were with Roman at that time,
but like, this did not fuck it help at all.
Speaker 1: No, Well, seeing Punk said Chris Hero was going to
be a part of it, and like, of course, me, uh,
you know, twelve years ago, I was like, why the
fuck wasn't Chris Hero a part of this fucking trivileage
Probably worked out for the best, though.
Speaker 2: From The Observer December first, twenty fourteen, Meltzer writes, for
years there was an easy answer to the trivia question
of the biggest name in post nineteen eighty four North
American wrestling who had never stepped foot in a w ring.
That was Sting. At the twenty fourteen RV series, Sting,
at the age of fifty five, took his name off
that list. Most likely, Meltzer says, thing, we'll do one
match in w E at WrestleMania, probably against Triple H.
Speaker 1: No. No, yeah, I remember being there for that one.
You've talked about that, Yes, sir, I was drinking. Sh
It was a fun time.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: They had sky Hall come down.
Speaker 3: Are you.
Speaker 1: Don't know why? I'll be down there in a minute.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, you know, we've talked about it before.
But there's a lot of stuff there that I didn't enjoy.
One of course, Sting fucking losing that match. Thought that
fucking sucked too. nWo coming out to help Sting doesn't
make any.
Speaker 1: Fucking It was awesome there in person.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I came up with his gimmick. Man, that's
you should have killed a rust of idiot said you're
the crow. What it's worse though, is it? Uh? Sting
listen to Triple Ahermania or Sting losing clean to Magnus
before he left to you today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'd already watched Sting for damn near
ten years lose to people he should have never lost to,
So losing to Triple H was just another match in
his career for me.
Speaker 2: He lost cleaning to Magnus with the scorpion.
Speaker 1: Uts man is nuts.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, Sting does get a fucking AW and
he has like a ridiculous run there. That's fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that run was sweet, man, im Sting, I
mean he was there before he was there to.
Speaker 2: Ushun dude, it was the prophecy was fulfilled when he
went to AW and that's what like how long after
I mean.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just thought about Darby al and crashing through
the glass off the ladder. That's like the most horrific
thing I've ever seen that.
Speaker 2: Stings last match ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. And Darby goes off the ladder through
glass on tables to the floor. For some reason, in
my head, there's like some no clip commentary involved with it.
Du Ah, there's not it, but like jo, in my head,
there is like holy shit that you saw, Yeah, that
is so fucking crazy, man. I mean that last match
was amazing. Yeah, yes, yeah, Triple As. You could never
do that, buddy.
Speaker 2: If Triple H went off the ladder through glass, I
mean that probably changed wrestling forever. Uh. In Japan Wrestling News,
Meltzer was talking about the cost of major buildings here
and I thought this is pretty interesting because we've we've
run deadlock for wrestling in Japan a couple times here,
and we will again this year. So some notes on
the rents on the major buildings. This is, of course
twenty fourteen, so this is probably different now. It costs
about hundred and sixty seven thousand US dollars to rent
the Tokyo Dome, fifty thousand dollars to rent the Budukhan Hall,
fifty five thousand dollars to rent the Yokohama Arena, sixty
two thousand dollars to rent the Saibu Dome, sixty three
thousand dollars to rent this Saitama Super Arena, thirty five
thousand dollars rent Sumer Hall, and ten thousand dollars to
rent Cork and Hall.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, I'm gonna go ahead and say that a
lot of these prices probably didn't increase. I mean, especially
right now as live events are not doing super hot
and the yen is super down. Cork and Hall, I
mean more or less is the same here? I think
it's a couple thousand more I think now. Yeah, maybe
I'm twelve what we understand, but uh yeah, most of
these numbers are probably still right. Uh.
Speaker 2: And you know, in talking about that, I wanted to
bring this up too. Uh fucking fucking what is closed?
The building we ran just closed in Japan?
Speaker 1: Oh? Uh shinjuku face.
Speaker 2: Shinjuku face. Yeah, sorry, I was some reason I had
first ring in my brain. I love Frinchman. Yeah, shin face,
Uh is close? Is it closed now or it's closing?
Speaker 1: I think it's closing at the end of the year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's uh, that's a shame. We we ran there,
and uh, I mean fucking super cool place. First of all,
I mean hearing, hearing the any building that you know
hosts independent wrestling, especially closing out is fucking just always
horrible to here. Yeah, it was super cool. It was
you know, we had a easy time getting you know,
in there and out of there. Everything was dope, fucking big,
bigger than I thought inside at that place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so for people who don't know, Shinjuku Faces like
a big building in the middle of like kabuki show
almost and like downstairs it's like an arcade. So the
first thing you see off the street is like an arcade,
and then you go up floors you can take an
elevator that takes you to uh where the Shinjuku Face
Arena is, And to get in you have to get
a drink ticket. So I think that's well, we got
a lot of fans to us like to get in
even if you pay for the ticket, you still have
to get a drink ticket for the building too. And yeah,
it's a dope arena. I mean we uh it was
so funny, like we were carrying around like huge boxes
with canvases and stuff like all around the booky show. Yeah,
like trying to get it into the service elevator to
get to the top.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I mean we were fucking sick. Yeah, it was a
rough time last time, but this show turned out being awesome,
sweet show and uh, yeah, dope arena. I've been there
a few times, even uh when it wasn't DPW, and
I always had to get what did you see there?
I've seen Let's see, what did I say? I saw
a BJW Was it bj No? That was at Cork. Yeah.
I can't remember the exact shows I've seen. I have
to think. I look down and think about because I
saw the first time I went in twenty nineteen. I
watched twenty something shows in twenty days.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So it was like a lot of shows. Yeah, so
I can remember the people on the card. I just
don't remember sure because Reo Museunami was on it. You
was on it, so like a lot of people that
we ended up using a DPW were on it. Super dope,
you speak. She didn't keep a first ring too. That's
not on here. But that's not even in the same
ballpark as these arenas. No. Yeah, it's way cheaper and
it's way out of the way.
Speaker 2: I love first ring though, dude, Like if there was
a like if we were running monthly in Japan, we
probably run first ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah. First ring is dope. I mean, like I said,
it is out of the way. So you do have
to take a train to like hike and stop. Yeah,
it takes a minute. Then you have to get off
the train. You got to go down out of the station,
walk down to like this. It's like a it's like
new a marina or something, or a dock or something
like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's super fun. I mean, especially if you're visiting. Uh,
it's super fun little place. The energy is always high there,
you know. Meeting the wrestlers is always dope because it
is a small arena, so you're able to like talk
with the wrestlers after the matches and stuff because they're
usually still around. Has bathrooms that's nice, right, Like we're outside,
but they have bathrooms.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean there's this little bar out there,
not bar, it's like a diner. You get out of
the station at Shinki a first ring and you take
a right yeah, and there's like a little rider there. Yeah,
a few times too.
Speaker 2: There's also a pretty close convenience store there because I
need a lilad up on Pacari sweats because I was
so sick.
Speaker 1: And yeahs masked up sanitizer.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just fucking man, just moving crazy. But we had to
get those shows done.
Speaker 2: I mean they and they got done and they were
fuing awesome. You were mentioned in the h I forgot
about the elevator and shinjuku Face. I mean, Jake something
is already ridiculous looking in this fucking, you know, fucking
area him trying to I mean just Jake alone would
fit only himself into the elevator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's super small. I mean, like if you're holding
something like one person at a time, almost too sometimes
uh and yeah, man no, I just remember him back
now and likes, what a great time that was, you know,
like you finish up the show. What's so cool about
shinjuku Face too, is like you finish the show, you
go to whatever you're doing, and everything's fucking open. You're
right in the middle of everything, right, Like, yeah, you
can go eat, you can go play arcade, there's batting cages,
there's a ton of stuff to do. So it was
always fun to like a schedule a shin djuku Face show.
Speaker 2: A couple more things here in WWE News. Kevin Stein
debuts as Kevin Owens at NXC Takeover on December eleventh,
or if not, at the TV tapings the next night.
It's uh so this you know, this is twenty fourteen,
were you know, twelve ish years since then or what?
Or not? Sorry, yeah, yeah about that or I'm sorry. Yeah,
like ten to twelve ish years since he fucking debuted
there does not feel like he's been off the indies
for that long.
Speaker 1: Uh No, No, not at all. I guess, you know,
in a way, I'm I'm glad it happened. I think
he was kind of getting to the end of his
rope with wrestling by that time. He didn't think he
was going to get signed, and he was just like
not seeing the point and continuing. So I'm glad that
he did. It gave us a lot more time with
him as a wrestler, you.
Speaker 2: Know, dude, absolutely, man, I mean, and you know you
talked about him a ton. I mean, I fucking have
watched Kevin Stein since I started getting into the indies.
Like he was seasy to be Iron Man Champions, so
I got to see a monthly. Yeah, man, I've been
I've been watching this dude for good lord, twenty years almost,
which is again getting old is ridiculous because it does
not feel that long, but it has been that long.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember. I remember him debuting with the with
the thing where he immediately went after Generica. I remember
the whole deal.
Speaker 2: Sick as fuck. Yeah, Jenerico fucking uh was the only
won the belt.
Speaker 1: He didn't win it right away. Generico won the belt,
and then.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, right, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Threw him on the fucking ramp, yeah, I would say,
and he busted his nose open against Juice Robinson.
Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a pretty kick ass Yeah, last thing here.
WWE news. The video game was released this past week
with midnight parties on November seventeenth, with Sting in San Francisco,
Hogan Orlando, and Brian Dan Brian in New York, all
of which drew big crowds. The printed game reviews have
been disappointing, but the belief is that it will still
be an up year for the game business wise because
it's on four platforms. James, this is, of course WWE
two K fifteen, two K fifteen. I believe so cool.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some people listening that I really liked
that one.
Speaker 2: Well, that is it for the Observer. Now let's talk
about Luca Underground season one episode for the thrill of
the hunt.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into Luca Underground Season one episode four.
Here we start with a cold opening, Johnny Mundo signed
to Luca Underground and got attacked by Big Rick, and
that is the big storyline for this episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, you know, Cisco and Cortes and the
main man, Big Rick all whooped Mundo's ass because Dario
Queto brought him in. You know, he knows he's a
big free agent, but he wants to make an example
of him, and he offered him money if they him
wore Puma won their main event match, but things didn't
go their way and then Mundo got his ass whooped.
Followed up with Big Rick talking shit about Mundo the
following week and Mundo hitting the ring to attack the
three cohorts in the ring. Prince Muma came out and
helped as well and Puma. Mundo then beat Cisco and
Cortez with double four fifties, which pretty much leads us
to the main event here because Mundo ended up fucking
up Cortez and Cisco in the hallway and told Dario
Oquato he wants to match a Big Rick next week
and when he was done with him that Dario was
next big man event here and the first time you
might be able to get to see Big Rick action.
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, we had Phoenix, Pentagon and Drago make their
debut on the last episode, and I was expecting some
follow up here, but Dario didn't do anything with the
giant necklace, so maybe we'll do that on a future episode.
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, this wasn't as big of a story heavy episode.
I mean, obviously, well we'll get into it, but this
is a lot more match maybe the most match heavy
show we've watched so far. I mean we're only four in,
but I feel like it was way more like in
ring than out of the ring this week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to see the big fucked up monster
he was gonna debut.
Speaker 2: Well in due time. You know, there's still uh Johnny Mundo.
You know, we'll talk about the main events, but I
imagine Dario's in a little trouble here soon and he
might need some backup.
Speaker 1: Well, we see the big Lucha Underground sign, which means
it is time to head into the temple. There's a
band playing.
Speaker 2: The band is here, got musical, and the fans are dancing,
chanting Luca. Everyone's fired up for the show, and of
course match Striker and Vampiro back again on commentary.
Speaker 1: We kick off this episode with the match, we just
get right into it. Sexy Star versus Evelise.
Speaker 2: Yes, Evelise making her debut. Of course, Melissa Santos introduces
us to the following Luca, which every match gets. I
like that, Striker says, there's so many talking points, but
what everyone's really focused on is the change of attitude
of Chavo Guerrero.
Speaker 1: Uh because of course, yeah, that was my big talking
point for this episode. Go to prison and he has
a big key around his neck that could unleash a
monster into the temple.
Speaker 2: What's if Java graz On is great? Everyone should asking
where is Java Guerrero? Yeah? Huge three way main that
like debut, three stars that are gonna be in this
until the end of time. The fuck is Chavo doing?
Vampiro says that Chavo is a chip on his shoulder
and after he bailed on everyone in the dress ering,
a lot has yet to common, a lot of questions unanswered.
But Sexy Star is here, who also dealt with Chavo's
antics because he beat her with a chair. She's here
with a microphone and I like how they do because
there's a few of these on this episode where someone gets,
you know, what we typically referred to as, you know,
kind of a jabber entrance where they don't get a
full entrance, but they do it here with a wrestlers
in the ring. They introduce them and then they play
their music, which I thought was kind of cool. She
has a mic and she cuts a promo in Spanish,
but they give us English subtitles to thank Fuck I
didn't have to go bother Machoh he would have done it,
she says, Chavo Guerrero. The next time I see you
better bring the chair because that is the only way
you will beat me. I'm gonna embarrass you for what
you did to a true legend, Blue Damon, I'm gonna
kick your ass for it. You did a Masquerti segrata.
That's the fucking one. I really, you know, want to
stand up for Mascerti segrada should come back and pelmanize
all of Chavo's limbs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be interested if Chavo just like got
taken out, oh permanently, you know, already already taken out.
Speaker 2: That would be fucking like.
Speaker 1: You're a bitch and we're gonna fuck you up, especially
Bascria sigratta. But like the whole time, Like Chavo has already.
Speaker 2: He's tied up by mass that's why he's not here.
That'd be awesome, she says. And ultimately for laying your
hands on me, and you know what, pay attention. I
with these hands of a true queen will finish the
Guerrero dynasty. And then Evelis comes down the stairs. She's
on the microphone and she tells her a shut up,
or she tells the crowd to shut up, of course,
because they're all fucking giving her heat. And uh mats
rerecord says, that's what it sounds like in my house
when I want Want Want. He's he's fucking brutal on
this one. Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, he really kicked it into maximum overdrive. I mean,
good god, I just didn't want to hear him at
the end of.
Speaker 2: The episode, dude, for this fucking match, especially so evenly.
He says, you're so sad where that you know that's
what you get for messing with someone tougher than you
and you believe you belong with the boys. You are
not the baddest luchador in here. And she says, don't
even get me started on this mask. You had that
ugly face, with that ugly mask, look deep down in
your core, you know, and all of you know that
I'm the baddest bitch in the building. And Hevin E
splows her a kiss, and then Sexy Star slaps her
in the face, and that's how we we get underway
here with Sexy starversus Evilies for the opening contest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the refs in Lucha Underground have ref shirts. Now,
I thought that was cool.
Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah, I know what. I was going
to bring that up too, because I wasn't sure if
that was I just forgot from the last episode. But yeah, no,
I do. I always do love a branded referee shirt,
not just the change of the colors. I like like
a little you know, the patch and the shitt on
the sleeve. That's very cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're told immediately that this is anti diva right here.
This match is an anti diva match. This is a
reminder that this is marketed to fans who are disenfranchised.
Speaker 2: With w B.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get at least one of these on every episode.
Speaker 2: I imagine, dude, that is one hundred percentury dude. Yeah,
Vampiro says this is anti diva, This is an ant
swooping and then Shreker says, yeah, I like that anti
Diva And you know what, anyway, we're not gonna be
calling a lot of wrestling here. They're just gonna be
punching and kicking and hair pulling. Okay, So like is
that is that not the Diva fucking brand? Just those things?
They are totally just fucking not in tune here.
Speaker 1: Well, we start things off here Sexy Star goes for
a matrix spot, but Evelise doesn't throw the punch, which
leads to a very awkward deal here, but they recover
well enough. It's an interesting match because these two just
progressively get more angry at each other as the match
goes on, because they just they're not They're just not gelling.
You know, sometimes it just doesn't happen. This is just
one of those deals where like they're just not gelling,
and you can see in real time here two people
get progressively more angry with each other.
Speaker 2: You can as there's one part here and we'll get
to it obviously, like they legit have to splice clips
together because of how just uncooperative they had become with
one another. The further this match went along also on commentary.
Here we find out that Evelise is romantically linked to
Son of Havoc, and Vampiro says I thought they were
brother and sister.
Speaker 1: It's just like Dexter, something like late season Dexter.
Speaker 2: Come on, this is Paul Burchill and this girl wait
virtual winter y out.
Speaker 1: That's how I know her brother. She's winning of me.
Speaker 2: I mean that makes it probably to a lot more
people that just us too as well. She probably had
a better run as that. Uh, this felt a little
not looke underground, like obviously we're not too many episodes
in here, but like them just dropping that instead of
showing us that doesn't feel like something they have shown
that they were like would do like I would have
thought we would see like a Son a Havoc Eveliz
fucking thing here, which he reprimands him for losing.
Speaker 1: So, uh, there's like a deal like this in anime,
where like if there's a big fight coming up and
it's gonna require a lot of the budget, then like
some of the episodes before or after are sort of
animated like shit because a budgets to go to that.
Sometimes they do it in reverse, and anime sometimes the
big fight is animated like shit, and then like random
follow up episodes will be like the best movie animes. Yeah, okay, yeah,
but maybe that's the deal here is like they spent
a lot of the budget for whatever tapings they had here. Yeah,
and uh yeah, they just had to kind of go
with what they had here. I don't know if that's
true or not, but it sounds like something that could
be true, especially because it's like a TV production deal
mm hmm.
Speaker 2: And this was so this I think is technically the
fourth taping. They did two at the beginning of September,
and then this is like the following week. So this
they did on September thirteenth. This is September fourteenth, and
then they have another set after that. So they're still,
like you know, early on in these doing multiple tapings
over a weekend deal.
Speaker 1: Well, Evelis cut Sexy Star off in the corner by
baiting her in she was like halfway there. I think, like,
I think grabbing the ref right there probably would have
made that a bigger deal. But I understand, uh, with
how this match is going that asking for anything more
than what we got is damn near impossible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think, uh, I don't think we're calling
anything on the fly in a good way.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually funny enough, like right after they do a
WWE Universe mode cut here like SAMs and then it
cuts to the crowd like full crowd shot, and I.
Speaker 2: Imagine, you know, I can only guess that they may
have been a little uncooperative in the exchange on the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, reminded me, you do, like a run in or something,
and it cuts to the match of the jacket just disappears.
Speaker 2: Dude, I fool, I fucking hate that. Like, there's gotta
be a better way. There's got to be a better
way than cutting to the crowd for that shit.
Speaker 1: Matt Striker asked Van Puro if he wrestled females, and uh,
he said, not really my thing. I was married for
seven years and I did job. Vanpira finds funny ways
to get out of stupid questions like that.
Speaker 2: I you know, I get what Striker is going for,
like trying to ask, you know, what experience he may
have had with like, you know, a looch Dora, But
good lord, who like ask another fucking woman on the
roster instead?
Speaker 1: Well, Sexy Star fights up here hits a codebreaker for
a double down. She starts circumback here and this is
the wildest bumping feet I've ever fucking seen in my life.
Speaker 2: If this is where I saw another cut here because
they it was sexy Star was going for like a suplex,
I think, and getting e release into position for the suplex.
Evelise either you know, did want to or it wasn't
time for that, because there's a suplex after and then
they shut they you know, pretty much hard cut to
a shot of her doing a code breaker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I usually don't care, Like I usually don't give
a fuck how that happens. But like when the match
is so cut up and the continuity match is hard
to follow, and like, yeah, it just becomes like okay, well,
like I don't even know what I'm supposed to be
getting from this deal. Here.
Speaker 2: This is where Vampiro says, awesome match. I'll give it
a ten. The match is still going. Giveing the match
a ten rating.
Speaker 1: It's not over ten out of five well technically scale, yeah,
the rating scale is infinite. Uh yeah, So Evelise slaps
the dog shit out of Sexy Star. I'm sure that
felt great, and then jumps into a standing guillotine that
follows up with a DDT for a two count.
Speaker 2: I thought that was a cool move, by the way,
reminded me of a god damn it. What did Matt
Hardy call that in TENA?
Speaker 1: The ice pick?
Speaker 2: Yes, I knew you would fucking ice pick? Holy shit,
why do you remember that?
Speaker 1: What you mean that was Matt run.
Speaker 2: Because that's how he would get into it that way, right.
It was like, kind of, that's fucking what do you.
Speaker 1: So evalise? This has gotta be a fifteen for me.
Police argues with the ref which allows Sexy Star enough
separation to use the lava He's strawl to pick up
the wind.
Speaker 2: There you go, yeah, lama straw cradle. I I you know,
I thought, uh, sexy Star would get a definitive wind.
But I guess they're going to continue this because of
the son I havoc kind of deal. So I guess
that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Well, we get a pre tape. Here we are in
the saw room, which exists in the temple.
Speaker 2: This bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that ship. What are they doing?
Speaker 2: Dude? That is a you know what that does look
pretty close to it? Dude, it's a dingy bathroom. Shitty sink.
Speaker 1: Dude, there was like like a transition into the There
was Dukie in the saw room.
Speaker 2: Turnsmember. He had to reach it on a toilet to
get the key. It was all shitty.
Speaker 1: Oh man, so did like John like he took a
ship in there?
Speaker 2: Ship be laid down on the floor liver or die
No but either no, hell no dude on wife Jones.
Speaker 1: Yeah what was Damn? I forgot the dude's name, the
dude that becomes Jigsaw spoiler.
Speaker 2: Like like, oh, like the Gordon you're talking about doctor Gordon.
Speaker 1: No not doctor Gordon. Oh that's that is a crazy spoiler.
Speaker 2: Holy ship even comment that's an apprentice though.
Speaker 4: Deep well, I mean if you're gonna, you know, if
we're gonna talk about it like the.
Speaker 2: Cod cod oh fucking uh. Oh man, I'm so.
Speaker 1: Bad luck you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, what
was I talking about?
Speaker 2: You were just Hoffman to take the Hoffman?
Speaker 1: Right, But what was I talking about?
Speaker 2: I don't know. We're talking about this bathroom and Derrek quato.
Speaker 1: Fuck thing threw me crazy.
Speaker 5: I mean that is absolutely fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: Like they didn't even know doctor Gordon was a part
of that ship until like eight years after. Gee, Like
that is nuts. They threw that ship in there like
last second. He dug, deep, that's nuts. Wow, holy fuck.
So yeah, we're in the saw room here and uh yeah, man,
Drago's here and he's got his tongue all out looking nuts,
and Dario is questioning, like, why the fuck didn't you
win your match?
Speaker 2: Dude? He said, you didn't lose, but you didn't wait either.
You left me feeling unset satisfied now here. You're one
of the best, but I don't know that yet, damn.
Speaker 1: And you know, just explain like the philosophy behind a
three way match. I know, but she didn't lose, but
I feel unsatisfied. So now we have to follow up
on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking And he says, I need to know
what Drago is made of. So tonight you'll be looking
straight into the face of savagery. Savage, dude.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought that this was gonna be the
dude that was in the prison.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was excited look into the face of savagery.
I was like, oh shit, like someone's going to debut
and like he's gonna kill Draga, but no, it is
the debut of King Querno. Yeah, Drago went face to
face with him and did the tongue thing.
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: The tongue thing is awesome, dude, It is like, what's
the deal with that?
Speaker 2: That's his tongue? Ship's nuts?
Speaker 1: Does heat? Does does he eat? Sale? Just with that,
I could have gone the easier ride. I just didn't
want to know.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that's right. Yeah, you know, just trying to No, No,
dragons don't eat sandwiches.
Speaker 1: Okay, so leak existence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they fucking humans and you're next.
Speaker 1: Well, we got Pentagon Junior versus Phoenix up next. We
had the Three Ways the week before, and now we
had the singles between the Lucha brothers.
Speaker 2: Yes, Melissa Santos introduces the next Luchen. Pentagon Junior is
already in the ring. He gets some music and his
music is playing, and the crowd is booing. Why don't
we funk with him already? Did did something happen last week?
Did I don't remember that we already hate this guy?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: They just stood in the middle of the ring and said,
you guys, boo this or we're shutting the whole fucking
thing down.
Speaker 2: Boom.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. O.
Speaker 2: GKG said, we gotta start booing.
Speaker 1: Now, they don't got this in Resita. They don't boot
nothing over there. We got stual heat in the temple.
Speaker 2: So Pentagon in Spanish says, in Mexico, no one respects me,
not even the fanatics, nor the bosses, nor the other Pentagons.
All of them, dude, all of them. Yeah he's because
well he's junior, and I'm guessing there's got to be
a senior, and maybe there's other juniors.
Speaker 1: A tunior and my brother, Pentagon Tunior, who I hate,
and he gives me no respect. I don't like him.
Speaker 2: You know, you can think about it. Phoenix is Pentagon tunior.
Speaker 1: Guy should have grabbed the mic and said, what the
hell's going on here? Sign like his gimmick is like that.
He talks like stone called and it has like nothing
to do with stone called. He just sounds.
Speaker 2: It just happens to sound like him. He says, all
his gatch I gotta tell you something, son in Mexico.
Speaker 3: I know it gives me any respect. Pentagon Tunior, my brother,
he's a piece of shit. Thank you, mister Guido. I
really respect Pentagon, but I gotta do what I gotta do.
Speaker 2: Well, he says, what I'm gonna do with the Phoenix
is just an example of what will happen to whoever
wishes to confront me because my name is Pentagon Jr.
And everyone or respect me. Zetto Miero.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the bottom line. Because Pentagon Junior said,
so Rick Knox is the ref he still got the
cast on.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a long injury. Roger Trong fucking fucked him.
Speaker 1: That shit the champions here, motherfucker's sorry. So Pentagon and
Phoenix go fifty fifty here to start leads to a
standoff for the next, say, twelve years. Every indie match
starts like that, correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is uh, this becomes a fucking mainstay, a
staple of the scene.
Speaker 1: Phoenix hits a head scissors, which sends Pentagon to the outside,
and then Phoenix hits a sensational flip dive.
Speaker 2: Fucking hell. I mean, you know, it doesn't take very
long for letting them to start the nods here and nonsense.
I mean in a very positive way, because I mean,
you know, I see these two guys on the show,
I just want to see them go balls of the wall.
And I mean this isn't even the main event.
Speaker 1: So Phoenix hits a double rope springboard drop kick and
the crowd goes nuts.
Speaker 2: I mean that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Phoenix does this all the time, and it's always super impressive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean especially twenty fourteen, and you know
we talked about you know, we talked about four all
the shit that fucking Prince Puma does on the show,
even than the Mundo match, Like that's like mind blowing now,
or even the last episode, the main event, the three
Way where they were going balls to the wall, I
mean this double jump thing, like him and Air of
Fox were doing battles for who could fucking fall faster
and harder.
Speaker 1: Phoenix sends Pentagon out and hits a court screw tope
that leads to it two. He's just going and going
and going here that was fun.
Speaker 2: Tornado to the fucking floor was sick as fuck. Phoenix
only gets better too, which is pretty scary because this
is like impressive for how it is. I mean, you know,
in terms of maybe in ring, like Prince Puma's probably
a lot tighter on his shit here. He's been going
for a while, especially in America. But Phoenix super adapts
to like what this crowd wants so quick.
Speaker 1: So Pentagon leads Phoenix to the corner and doesn't up
and over lung below for a two. Phoenix responds with
a handspring cutter for a two point nine. Very very
close here, I almost feel like I heard the three.
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, the crowd audio got weird there, and I
also thought it was a three, and I thought that
was them like fixing it. There might have been a
ring bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a DPW show once where there were
three matches in a row handspring.
Speaker 2: Cutters, and then the next show, oddly enough, had none.
That's wonder why.
Speaker 1: So Pentagon unloads a chop and it feels like it
just stopped time. Like I like that Phoenix was doing
all the crazy shit, and Pentagon, while he had his
own crazy shit, was kind of like holding it down
and making sure that like, Phoenix was the one that
shined in this one.
Speaker 2: And you can tell early on here, James, they are
testing the what becomes a trademark of lujenderground. We've heard
a couple of times, but the the Lucha underground uh
chop kick audio where everything sounds like someone's gonna hit
with a Singapore cane.
Speaker 1: Phoenix sends Pentagon to the apron. Then he heads up
to the top rope and hits a drop kick off
the top rope. Two pinna on the apron all the
way to the fucking floor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was nuts. I thought at first he was
going for a like a double stomp because Penta was
on the apron bent over super set up for a
double stomp. You know, Phoenix just shot gun drum kicks
him to the floor. Holy fucking shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he jumps from the top rope and then hits
the floor. It's really nuts, looking for for a move
that doesn't even keep Pentagon down. Pentagon gets up and
he has to hit a penalty kick.
Speaker 2: Dude, he kicks He punts him in the head, which
makes a fantastic noise, and Vimpiro says, you know what
they say that is in Spanish? Brother, They say God.
And Phoenix starts up goal side because fucking he's right
next to commentary.
Speaker 1: So Pentagon hits a sling blade. He follows up with
a fuck buster for two. Yes, Pentagon heads up top,
Phoenix cuts them off, hits a Spanish fly and gets
the three.
Speaker 2: Like again, everything these guys do is so fucking crisp.
I mean, I'm sure they've done this probably one hundred times.
Obviously we actually, god, I'm sure they do. I don't
remember when it is. But like, for the longest time,
I did not know these two were even related. I
was like, Oh, these are just two fucking dudes that
go nuts. But yeah, dude, one man Spanish fly off
the top there. At one point, there's a super cool
overhead shot when they're both selling down in the middle
after the fuck buster, which you know, again they have
so many cameras here and this shot was super cool.
The stem in the middle, which on the ground, you know,
logo in the middle and then on the ground, Like
the production of the show is fucking super cool.
Speaker 1: We got to a pre tape here and uh, it's
a pre tape for King Querna, who will debut to Night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, random fast shots we're going through the woods here,
and his voice over of him saying what you call savage,
I call survival and what you call evil, I call
a way of life. And of course one of the
savage statistic things he does is a missile drop kick
to it. You call me a prenator and I call
you pray. And there's a there's shots of him like
standing on top of the building with a cape on,
very evil superhero esque, and then another shot of him
chopping a big ass block of wood with an axe.
I think they just said, just do some random ship.
We'll put it into a cool video.
Speaker 1: He said, Okay, you want me to like chop some wood? Yes? Sure, thanks?
Speaker 2: How about I open up a pickle jar and it's
really tight.
Speaker 1: What moves can you do? I can do the drop kick?
All right, we'll get that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get that.
Speaker 1: Do you do anything like super evil or anything?
Speaker 2: I no, I guess, but I got this big ass
deer head.
Speaker 1: Oh good, okay, should are you gonna win?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: No, I just finished up puts something together.
Speaker 2: I gotta say. I do love the introduction videos they
do for these dudes though.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So this guy, he's a trophy hunter.
Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah, he's uh, he's there for the to get
the big game. He's looking for the thrill of the hunt.
That's his finisher name, right, the Thrill of the Hunt.
That's also the name of this episode.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, that should be his finisher name. It
is not. How do I get up with this guy
so I can tell him to make that his finish.
Her name.
Speaker 2: His finish is called the Thrill of the Hunt. Oh
it is. It is called that dude.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's amazing. I was glad I was
able to get out with him.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, you have a time machine made this happen.
God bless well.
Speaker 1: We have Drago versus King Querno up next. Actually Drago
is already in the ring here, and King Querno comes
out with a large deer hat.
Speaker 2: This thing is fucking crazy, man, It's legit a helmet
of a Gigantic to your head because of course he
is a hunter. And Matt s Record says that Drago
looks like something out of Gwar. Now we've seen Guar.
Speaker 1: We've seen Gwar.
Speaker 2: I hope Drago is nothing like Guar. This show would
have a way different rating.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So King Querno is Santo's Escobar, which is uh,
you know, the w Games guy. And I think he
had an n XT run where he was champion, right, Fuck.
Speaker 2: I am gonna just just.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and write that off with a check mark. Yes,
that was probably right. I was interested to see like
what he brings to the table in this match, because
you know, this was a pretty cold debut. I mean
I heard about the guy they did the pre tape
and now here he is. I was like, oh shit, okay, cool,
let's see what he does.
Speaker 2: Much like mil Mortes, he obviously, I mean, much like
really a lot of peop on the show, he gets
way more fleshed out as we go alonger.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad he sticks around.
Speaker 2: He does, you know, he does, he does stick around,
and uh, he does have some kind of a bigger
quote unquote stories. I guess you could say, as we
kind of move along.
Speaker 1: Here, well, Drago goes for a head scissors here, but
kin Querno throws him off. He plays a super methodical
match style here, and from what it seemed to on commentary,
that's sort of his deal in general. He's a very
calculated guy. Uh. And while he is a luchador, his
style is very different from most of the other luta
doors that we've seen on the show so far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was obviously that, you know, Drago, you know,
there was obviously an obvious size difference between the two
as well, right, so he had to Drogo had to
try to kind of work around this bigger guy who
just wanted to throw him to the floor constantly when
Drago obviously wants to fucking fly around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like there was a clothesline cutoff in this match.
I said, wow, this is a really big like change
of pace, Like okay, like we just watched fucking Pentagon
and Phoenix and they didn't like cut off my ass,
Like we're going yeah.
Speaker 2: Cut off was a fucking dive to the floor.
Speaker 1: Well, Drago runs at Querno and he slams the ref
in front of him, and it stops him to a
complete halt. The ref takes a good bupp year. Yeah,
but that doesn't stop him because then Drago just hits
the ropes and jumps off the ref's back and hits
the head scissors.
Speaker 2: Dude, that was fucking awesome because you know, I mean,
obviously being thrown down, he could have decuted him, but
I like that, you know, it did go somewhere, and
that was Drago's like, now he was able to get
the height that he needed to get something. He fucking
rons him, sends him the floor. Drago does a big
dive to the floor. Uh, this guy is sick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Querno then fires back with a suicide dive and chops
the hell out of Drago. Querno taunts a little too
long in the ring, and Drago is able to hit
a flash pin for the three counts.
Speaker 2: Dude, is that pin of a name? I'm not too sure, fuck,
because I've seen people do it, and I don't know
if he has a name. But it's super cool. It
ends up really with like you know, he kind of
scorpion their leg and kind of pulled in and with
their shoulders down. It's very fucking cool. He wrapped them
up nuts and he gets to win. I will say,
By the way, the kink Corno's suicide dive becomes a
favorite of mine. As he continues on here, he like,
I mean, this thing becomes legit, like almost as finish.
How crazy the suicide dive gets for him, So he
kind of dials that in here soon.
Speaker 1: Does anybody use that as a finish shit?
Speaker 2: You know what? That's a great I mean, no, I don't.
I mean, I'm sure at some point it had to
be somebody's finish, right, I guess maybe just the fact
that it's done to the outside kind of leaves a
little bit of uh, maybe too much time in somebody's
head for them to throw them back in him pin them.
But if anybody could have had it as a finish.
It could have been King Corno because his was sick
as fuck.
Speaker 1: That'd be super dope as a finish, Like holy shit,
I'm just imagining, like because it would throw so many
fucking people off, Like imagine you did that deal there
and instead of brawling around and then going in and
just starting over, it just beats him. Suicide dive. You
throw him back in and he can't. Yeah, he can't
get throw him back in and he's done in the crab,
Like what the fucking like, holy shit, is that guy hurt?
Speaker 2: One hundred percent my reaction, We're like, oh, he got hurt.
Until you know then you keep doing it. It's like, okay,
that's your fucking kill move.
Speaker 1: Then okay, what if you did hurt people? Like what
if it was like you you hit him and like
it was like they did get hurt. Yeah, right, Like
it'd be interesting too. I think there's a lot with
that move.
Speaker 2: Dude. That's I mean a great way to put it.
I mean, like I said, and you'll see it. The
more we watch this. King Corno is like the closest
I've seen is somebody do one where I'm like, oh,
that's like that's a big move that, like, I could
accept him him beating somebody here and he doesn't hear.
But it's not you know, it doesn't have a name
yet or they don't sell it as big. But uh yeah,
Querno does the cut throat taunt at Drago as Drago
backs up the ramp selling and uh, I imagine a
king Corno is gonna keep going for this goddamn dragon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not even doing the wrestling shit anymore. He's
just gonna shoot you or beat you with a handle
or something he's got.
Speaker 2: He's got a big fucking arrow and he's coming for you. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a trophy hunter. I just also like to wrestle.
It's like a side hobby deal. I'm gonna kill you,
just say, you know.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean that's not out of the Roman possibility
in the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely there. I mean just the other week
they said that they were gonna kill chav Guro and
I don't see him here on this episode.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen him. Yeah, I haven't seen him. You
never know.
Speaker 1: We got to a pre tape here Prince Puma is
training when Conan walks up and uh, Conah tells him,
a man, Uh, you better not fucking go out there tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah he uh, you know, he mentioned this before. He
told him that, you know, Johnny Mundo's business was not
Prince Puma's business, and tonight's made him at his Big
Rick and Mundo and we're going to remind you that
saint your fight. I don't care if it's Cisco Cortez or
the whole damn locker room, stay out of it. And
Puma's doing uh, he's working out here all schweedty and
he uh, you know, he he's listening, but I don't
know if he's listening.
Speaker 1: He doesn't give an answer.
Speaker 2: I know he kind of just tilts his head and
conensys this. And it might be allowed for you to
process right nowhile you're working out. So i'mnna leave your training,
but you should listen. And uh that's you know, Conan
Vampiro doesn't trust him. I don't know if we should.
Speaker 1: Now it's time for the main event. We got Johnny
Mundo versus Big Rick. This has sort of been the
uh universe mode four week angle here leading to the
big blowoff, and I'm excited to see how this plays
out the pants that Big Rick has on. The shorts.
I have these shorts. I'm pretty sure, dude.
Speaker 2: I think, I mean, I probably have them too. They're fun, dude.
Speaker 1: I They're super comfortable.
Speaker 2: They are and shockingly I what the more impressive thing
for me, James, was that they didn't fall down his
ass the whole time like they would for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, yeah, he's fucking built like a brick shiit house.
Speaker 2: He is gigantic, man, This dude is fucking huge, and
he they don't even give an entrance, but they give
him the music and he doesn't like this guy, he
doesn't need entrance. He's just there and he's smoking a
penis and he's big as fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Big Rick is already standing in the ring. He's
got the cigar. Fucking massive. I mean, like, this is
a final boss looking dude right here. Like this is
a dude that like you would see at the end
of a video game.
Speaker 2: From the City of Angels.
Speaker 1: Big Rick, dude, he should he should like the cigar.
Oh man, that would have been cool if he had
matches where like he lit the cigar and then like
he had Cortes hold it and then he'd win the match.
And then he'd go back. Ah, man, that'd be so
fucking cool. And it's finished as a suicide dive and
he legit.
Speaker 2: Injured you, dude, Okay, him doing a suicide dive could
legit kill somebody for real.
Speaker 1: Shit would be amazing.
Speaker 2: Dude. He should put the cigar out on Drago's tongue too,
Oh dude.
Speaker 1: He should put it like right in his eye, and
then Drago can come back with the eye patch.
Speaker 2: Oh I love a good eye patch. Angle.
Speaker 1: Well, Big Rick goes to goozle Mundo here to start
things off, but Mundo punches hiuntil he lets go, and uh, yeah,
we get the classic deal here. You know, a dude
that's fast versus a dude that's strong, and uh, you
really can't beat this match up. It's one of the best.
Speaker 2: No, dude, Mundo is throwing leg kicks, and Big Rick's like,
what the fuck? We don't do leg kigs here, piece
of shit. We don't do leg kicks where I'm from.
Your motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Rick pretty much standing there like, uh, I don't even
fucking wrestle man, Like I'll punch the shit out of you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill you. Yeah, Like I'm here to throw
you through the floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like Mundo backs up out of this deal, Big
Rick is like standing there, like stanced up. He's not
even trying to lock up. I'm trying to beat your ass.
Yeah right. Mundo is quicker than Rick. And then Rick
gets his hands on him and he I mean he
is legit pounding the fuck out of him. He puts
the boots in him. I mean, it's everything you could
ever want from this deal.
Speaker 2: Here chokes on the shit with his boot.
Speaker 1: So Big Rick beals Mundo out of the corner and
Mundo lands on his feet park course style. I love that.
Speaker 2: How cool was that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I thought that was very cool. Big Rick just
slams Mundo down. I love that he just slammed him
and then went for the pin and he got it too.
I mean, this dude is doing unreal damage right now.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, I mean he's uh, he's got ninety out
of arm power. He's fucking doing crazy damage.
Speaker 1: Mundo creates some separation. He hits a drop kick and
follows up with the fore arms smash and he's able
to hit the moonlight drive, but only for a two.
Speaker 2: I actually was surprised he even got that off. I
thought Big Rick was going to waunch him into the moon.
Speaker 1: Rick goes for a big slam here, but Mundo gets
out and hits a slingshot kick for a two.
Speaker 2: The move that Big Rick was going for was actually
his WWE finish. He does kind of.
Speaker 1: Like the kind of like the Suicide dive.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was always and I've called this,
but it was the Book of Ezekiel for a minute.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it cuts to Prince Puma now in the
back and uh, he's fucking jumped by Cisco and cortesna
impact video game style. What the fuck does happened?
Speaker 2: Dude? Okay, it does look like the same fucking scene
when Suicide gets jumped in the TV.
Speaker 1: What I'm looking at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's unbelievable, dude. Yes, so, I mean Conan told
him to not go out What the fucking decision was
taken from him anyway, because Cisco and Cortez jump his ass.
They were smart, they knew he if they went out there,
his ass was gonna come out too. So they beat
the fuck out of him and left them laying in
the workout room, which I guess is also next to
the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And also next to the saw room, which is in
the locker room.
Speaker 2: Look up and there is poof in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's poop. That's poop in the saw room. So
Mundo goes for into the world here, but Cisco and
Cortes stop him, and the ref calls the bell. Mundo
wins by.
Speaker 2: DQ Mundo, I mean he's pissed, he spears Cortes. He
starts whooping his ass until Cisco makes the save, and
then first time here Vampiro refers to Cisco as mister Cisco.
Speaker 1: He stepped up in the world. Only shit he got
a promotion.
Speaker 2: Well, miss Cisco runs into a standing Sea four by
Johnny Widow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Mundo straight up tackles Cortes, gets hit by the
C four, but then Big Rick hits the lariat.
Speaker 2: Lays's ass out. Dude, Yeah, plants that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Stomp this motherfucker out, dude. These are the boys, Dude, Dude,
I love Big Rick standing beside the smallest dudes they
could find. Like that shit is so good.
Speaker 2: It's awesome. Yeah. Do They stomp his ass out and
Big Rick then tells him to go outside to get something,
and they go out and they get a table.
Speaker 1: Shatter ma sheet. I forgot. That's funny as hell.
Speaker 2: The table would work, right, you could do that, yeah,
I mean you just kind.
Speaker 1: Of take a crazy deal there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just you know, if you get your stomach only
on there, you kinda the guy given the code smash
his knees. Oh my god, well then you die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like do you want.
Speaker 5: To get over?
Speaker 2: And I, well, I do want to get over. Brother,
go ahead and.
Speaker 1: Get this kind of funk out of the temple. I
did not know. I put it ahead and put him
in the saw room with a poop. Yeah, this is
mister siskoy. Why don't you get your ass out of
We got enough misters here, brother. Yeah, so Cisco and
Cortes they grabbed the table. Big Rick puts Mundo through
the table with the Book of Ezekiel. Yes, yep, there
it is.
Speaker 2: That's if he called it right here. But it was
what he called it in a fat striker probably, I
mean that striker was definitely commentating his matches, and I'm
surprised that they probably cut it out. Actually, if I
didn't call it that, that's the Book of Ezekiel. And
then Vampio bunched them because that ship the BIBBYL, The
Holy Bibbyl. You dare question the Almighty Jimmy.
Speaker 1: So yeah, very different show than we usually have seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. I mean, maybe the weakest episode yet
unless you it depends on how you look at the
first one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I still enjoyed it either way, Yes, of course, Yeah,
so I guess the Yeah, the big takeaways here for
this episode are that Big Rick, Mister Cisco, and Cortes
are still on top. Yeah, they're gonna be sticking around
for a while. H Mundo and Puma, Uh, definitely gonna
some conversation. I imagine that comes up there. King Quereno's just
going to straight up kill Drago at some point. And
then I guess we have Sexy Stars still kind of
trying to get her redemption on Chava Guerrero, but that
kind of goes for half the roster, it seems, so.
I also, you know, I don't know if we mentioned it,
but I do want to spin around real quick on that.
I I like that Sexy Star brought up Blue Damon. Yes, yes,
I like this she brought up Blue Damon because like,
once again, you can very easily just move on and
like the moments are just moments, and they just they
happen in a vacuum. But I like that, like there's
still repercussions going on on the show, Like I didn't
forget not only what you did to me, but what
you did to a legend like Blue Damon, and like
that means something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here his name in the conversation, same with mascotis
Gerada too? Really right? Like I mean, obviously Blue Damon
is fucking at this point, you know, big time legend.
But the fact that she went down the list of
like who he wronged already, including her, shows that, like,
you know, shit's coming for you, buddy.
Speaker 1: My thought here also after the show is that, uh, well,
I just I think, just from knowing how Conin operates,
my thought here is that Codin definitely told mister Cisco
and Cortez where Pooh was at and told, uh, told
them to attack him because he thinks he's doing what's
best for him, you know, like if I if he's
not gonna listen to me, maybe like that's I just
Conan is not. I wouldn't be surprised by episode eight
if Conan was with an entirely different like group. Just
I don't know.
Speaker 2: He never sticks around for too long with Sarah. That's
fucking true. So you're on Vampiro side here. You do
not trust Conan.
Speaker 1: So I don't trust him. I just I don't even
think he did it as a I don't think he
did it as like a negative deal.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a lesson.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think it was like a lesson,
and I think that Puma would find out and he
would ask him, or at least he would, you know,
approach him about it, and Conan was sure, I did
it because it's good for you. Yeah, yeah, and then
gets killed by King Querno. It's raining and he's outside
and Puma finds him. No, it's the first words you
ever hear from Pum on the shows. It pans out
in the rain.
Speaker 2: This also might be the least amount of Dario Quato
we've seen on an episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true, I imagine, because like if he
showed up more, then it's like, okay, is he not
going to answer the deal about the key thing? And
it's like sure, maybe next episode will kind of get
more into that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, he did, you know, confront Drago, but that
was you know, just to connect I guess that match
and introduce Squerno. But yeah, I mean things you know
that there are the puzzles are slowly getting put together here, James,
and I'm excited to see what uh what they pull
out here for the next one. And and what what
the hell Johnny Mundo is gonna do? Is he gonna
go after Big Rick and the boys? Or is Dario
fucking He's gotta, you know, cut that head off the
snake first before he can. And these guys are in
the key. Well, that is it for Lucia Underground Season one,
episode four, and now it's time for the main event.
Speaker 1: Let's read some fucking names, all right. Now it's time
for the Patreon shoutout segment. Welcome to the main event, the.
Speaker 2: Main event of the evening. And who who has something
good to say?
Speaker 1: Hmm? Starting in the five dollars tier, going the long
way down the Scrappy do yard in two K twenty six,
Javon Evans style. That boy is falling.
Speaker 2: Ah. I mean, if there's anything I enjoy about that game,
it is that fucking arena. And that's you know, a
very short list.
Speaker 1: Money Man, Junior Punk Punk, Branden McGregor, Depressed Dipper, with
the shitty hog God, damn it, dude, your penis is fine,
all right.
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it's probably fucking better than you think. Buddy. You know
you're doing just okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Man, Joshua Hartbadger, nice Phantomurissa.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I ran into Johnny at an arcade in Philly a
few years ago. He had been drinking, and he climbed
on top of a resident Evil cabinet.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming this is a reference. But I don't drink.
You're a liar, you're a lying, fuck fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: And he doesn't play resident Evil.
Speaker 2: That's also true. And if I even if I did,
I want to do such a thing to a cabinet.
I respect cabinets. I would love to have an arcade
cabinet of my own in my house. Uh, those are
very good items to keep.
Speaker 1: Hey, boys, love the show. Shout out my band Vipira, Yeah,
Azy deadlock Ey, It's holler if you hear me. Ten
dollars tier, Christian Beakman, Triple h Burning and super Hell
The Long Way, Yeah. Jevin Horton, Russ Solo, Lewis Newland's
The Big Green One. Shrek Kishi hitting the swamp ass
on Lord Farquad.
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Speaker 1: Pants down.
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Speaker 1: Antonio Lopez Worm eighty seven year old granny watching me
hit the cry baby pental walk out of the courtroom
after the charges get dropped.
Speaker 5: Dickhead walk, cry baby penta walk saying dickhead, that's just
me h.
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fucked up burgers you can get.
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that's a bad.
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who knows whats are that? The onions, big onion fucking
just rubbed it on the floor.
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to have to admit this, but I use the default
cause on w W two K because I am not a
creative individual.
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going in and he fucking hit stars.
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Speaker 2: I mean I was never good at making CW's either.
That's why I fucking went to cause that WS and
IF and then communic creation is around. What the fuck
is wrong with you? Just go download somebody.
Speaker 1: I'm now I miss my wife.
Speaker 2: I'm laughing. I'm sorry, Buddy, me too, I miss your
wife as well.
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Speaker 2: That'll be seventy nine ninety nine because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously this guy has it. Played two hundred and
forty eight matches to get to level thirty eight on
the battle pass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they got Shaan Michaels with the ass level fuck
forty ringside pass after you play the island and get
all the lollipops and ricks.
Speaker 1: I thought your name was chemical clit chemical colt.
Speaker 2: Off the click commander.
Speaker 1: Ttt ttt t titty. Yeah, Ken Stambo, Christian Franklin, Apollo,
Maxie Muss, Bobby p. Cody, Robb Chelsea. Great British gamer,
no way, Yeah, give me five good British gamers. Just
give me five. Jojo woold what what Jojo would? What
Jojo would?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Roses are red? What roses are red? Bos Tita stars?
Speaker 2: What holy shit? It's fucking dove Bestita.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2: God, give it a go.
Speaker 1: Roses are red? Bos Tito Roses are read Bastita stars
and stupid.
Speaker 2: Stupor.
Speaker 1: Roses are read Bastino stars is not real. That's not real.
That's it's not real. Step the fucker right there is.
Speaker 2: Not real, dude, it's about an uber driver.
Speaker 1: Roses are read Bastina stars and stumer That's not real,
Bustina stars and stupor is not real. Roses are read
Bistina stars and stupor. What is.
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What is that? Alright? It fucking ding sucks. Roses are
read Bastina stars and Stubor. Hey, Johnny, I'm gonna be
in Philly. Let's meet so I can give you a
copy of a groomer.
Speaker 2: Wow that at no point was there anything good about
any of his fucking name.
Speaker 1: Fucking thing sucks. Cody Roberts, Luke, Ken, dig Latrelle Sanders, Joseph,
Little Dutch Boy, one Toot Bob, prosty Pants, Zee Me
and new Patreon tag team Champions, Oh Midwest Version, fat
Balls McGraw and doctor flacctt.
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well together. Flaccid and fat Balls would look ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Chaz mosh Son shout out to my cat Kevin my
other cat Crowley is an asshole? Oh Ben Feeley, Bog
Bog Booty Daddy in estimate, Giovanni g Belly no classic, Yeah,
legend in this Biz, top Dog Cory Party Midnight Jack
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or something then.
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Hart's El Grande Americano, l he O, Da Billy Vagina,
Juan Garcia, Jessom, Jeremy Gossip, k I S Yeah, b
MV ninety three. Yeah, Axel Buddha, the Radman, b Radman,
L Turner, What the hell I'm not bald Ah help
or maybe I am?
Speaker 2: Wow? You went through a lot there, Brett C.
Speaker 1: Stop taking names from the best shout out videos, you cowards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking boll because we don't remember anything, so
it's not fair.
Speaker 1: Knock z one, make me come if you can survive,
if I let you. Tucker weatherb do not look up
number zero on the Georgia Bulldogs basketball team. Okay, Uncle Chase,
Grandpa Richard's son, Good morning, Dickhead, John Sawyer j McGee
twenty two Frankie Mermaid, Spencer Rosatti, Hey James, I got
you a bouquet of roses. Hey, Johnny, I got you
a bouquet of slapping you around a lot. Okay, fuck you,
ball is Life eight Madison will I should have never
smoked that shit. Now I'm at twenty eleven or all
watching Hornswaggle. Try to fuck the pig, try to fuck
miss Piggy.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, fucking fuck Otis Cogar.
Speaker 1: Y'all don't know about Otis Cogar yet, y'all don't fuck
with the Kogar like us. Oh yeah, he's the pig
of the family. With him heavy Jordan Dunbar bobbing for apples,
but with my butthole.
Speaker 2: That's fucking horrible two in.
Speaker 1: The New Legacy Pink one. In the New Legacy.
Speaker 2: Stitch, that's Nasty King Kaz fifteen.
Speaker 1: I had to really stop myself from trying to do
a nasty boy's joke. Irish hash Brown, James, Irwin swamp. Oh,
and you can always call me Rito. Why do cows
have hooves because they lactose? Yeah? Oh, I see brash
gin Yeah obviously, because like the lactose causes them that foos.
Speaker 2: Oh like the intolerance Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dank, Yeah,
little rush right here, I come right, yeah, I got damnled.
Speaker 1: On right, come on, fifteen dollars to your Brandon Bowden,
David Cafey, try Jimmy Hart's energy drink and I shit
blood for a year.
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Speaker 1: Actually, Robin, no it's not.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, Robin, No.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: You don't want to ship blood.
Speaker 3: Y, not.
Speaker 1: Luke, that bunky bussy be bussing. Just ask Johnny, you'd
be scissoring that thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you gotta go to the deepest, darkest depths
of hell, you fucking freak.
Speaker 1: And still the champion of the Patreon at sixty nine
ninety six, Sour Smarties is pouring one out for the legendes.
Speaker 2: Avenues died like man, maybe just means the character and
now the guy that played him might assume, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, well he died in the movie too.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true, and that was like that was I mean,
that was the only he had that and he had
the comic right, and I guess maybe was in a game.
But like they didn't really do much with Avenues anywhere else.
Speaker 1: It was kind of a stupid character.
Speaker 2: Wow, What the fuck? I love Ivanues? Why don't you
like Ivanus?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just saying he's a dumb character. I'm not
saying I don't like him.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, but it was dumb about him.
Speaker 1: Well, he just could have killed everybody, and he legit.
I mean, they were like they were, they would have
just I mean, I guess they were trying to die
if they did die.
Speaker 2: And he was trying to make him all walk off
a fucking thing. He didn't really have any like he.
Speaker 1: Could have made them anyhours, right.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess he could have just made them
choke each other to death. I guess right.
Speaker 1: They could have all win at twenty eleven raw and
watch hornswaks.
Speaker 2: Wow, a face worse than death, you can say.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Shout out Avenue, Shout out to sour Smarties for continuing
to be the Deadlock Patreon champion, and thank all of
you for signing up to the Patreon that is Patreon
dot com slash Deadlock PW keep it up or else.
That is it for the main event. That is it
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