WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:08.240 Sure. What's up, beautiful people. There's your baby Mama's favorite 2 00:00:08.240 --> 00:00:11.160 baby Mama, Stormy Pee And this is another episode of 3 00:00:11.279 --> 00:00:15.240 Chocolate Chip and Sip the modern day female perspective. Damn 4 00:00:15.279 --> 00:00:18.320 Son back at it again, and we're back at it again, y'all. 5 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:21.000 I'm gonna be completely honest because we are family and 6 00:00:21.039 --> 00:00:23.839 we share here and we keep it real. We did 7 00:00:23.960 --> 00:00:28.359 record before the New Year ended, but I didn't like 8 00:00:28.399 --> 00:00:31.359 the episode. I'm not gonna lie. I didn't like my 9 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:33.719 tone of voice. Mentally. I was just going through some 10 00:00:33.759 --> 00:00:35.479 things that has some family stuff going on, and I 11 00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:38.200 didn't like it, so I didn't release it. But here 12 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:41.320 we are first recording of twenty twenty five and it 13 00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:42.960 is great. I say all that to say, if you're 14 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:46.560 on Live and you saw the last episode, laugh at 15 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:50.600 these fucking jokes again. That's it. Okay, just laugh at 16 00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:52.520 the fucking jokes. It's gonna be some new stuff. It's 17 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:54.600 gonna be some new stuff in here, but laugh at 18 00:00:54.640 --> 00:01:00.399 the old stuff too. Okay. With that being said, Yeah, 19 00:01:00.679 --> 00:01:03.520 like I said, you know, treated like a fart at 20 00:01:03.520 --> 00:01:05.799 the gym and preticue you ain't here all right now, 21 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:08.640 I'm gonna keep going and say, I do want to 22 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:11.040 say thank you to everybody who brought something off of 23 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:13.519 my Christmas list, because I did post the Amazon wish 24 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:16.719 list on my stories before the New year ended, and 25 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:19.920 y'all bore everything on my list, including that damn three 26 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:22.239 D printer, and I just want to say thank you, okay, 27 00:01:22.519 --> 00:01:26.120 because y'all was looking out and honestly, I was a 28 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:28.000 little bit tight because I was like, damn, I should 29 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:30.120 have put Lead by Christmas shit on here too, But 30 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:33.480 it's okay. You know, I bought the ocul list myself 31 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:38.519 and the TV myself, and you know, next time, next time. 32 00:01:39.239 --> 00:01:42.359 My some birthday is in February though, So if y'all 33 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:44.719 want to, I'm just gonna post another wish list and 34 00:01:44.799 --> 00:01:52.159 keep showing it up. Help old girl out. So, like 35 00:01:52.159 --> 00:01:53.480 I said, it's gonna be some new stuff and some 36 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:58.280 old stuff on this episode, and y'all I said it before, 37 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:03.480 but I really really am starting to believe it. God 38 00:02:03.599 --> 00:02:06.480 not even trying to send me a husband. He just 39 00:02:06.519 --> 00:02:10.280 sending content like that's it. Like all he do is 40 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:13.560 be like yo, Storm, They're gonna love this shit, go 41 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:16.520 through this, and I'm like, fuck, okay, Well, you know 42 00:02:17.479 --> 00:02:19.400 is the next one gonna be him, and he'd be like, chill, 43 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:21.719 ch chill, chill, I got some more funny shit for y'all, 44 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:25.560 And so I'm just gonna keep giving y'all this this 45 00:02:25.680 --> 00:02:28.639 funny shit, and that is it. That's where we are, okay. 46 00:02:30.400 --> 00:02:34.039 So I want to start this story off by saying, 47 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:39.719 you gotta like me for me, and if I'm not enough, 48 00:02:40.240 --> 00:02:43.560 that's cool. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. 49 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:47.159 I'm fine with that. You have to like me for 50 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:53.000 me and if I'm not enough, cool. So I go 51 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:56.800 on a date with this guy and the conversation was great, 52 00:02:57.439 --> 00:03:00.719 so great that I didn't even notice. Minutes will buy 53 00:03:00.759 --> 00:03:05.080 and we still ain't get our drinks. We robbing, robbing hard, hard, 54 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:09.800 hard hard, right. So we finally get our drinks and 55 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:13.039 he looked at me and said, what would you do 56 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:21.879 if I drink out the straw? What we get our 57 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:25.960 drinks and he looks at me and he says, what 58 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:29.680 would you do if I drink out the straw? The 59 00:03:29.719 --> 00:03:32.159 straw that's meant to be drunken out of I'm confused? 60 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:34.840 What the fuck are we talking about right now? What's happening? 61 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:41.479 What's happening? What is happening. I'm confused. Phillies nineteen eighty 62 00:03:41.479 --> 00:03:43.879 five says, you ain't go out on a date with nobody, 63 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:49.159 so all you do is lie your whole life. Strike 64 00:03:49.240 --> 00:03:52.400 the Villa says, no, hold on, that's a legit question. 65 00:03:52.919 --> 00:03:57.639 Ty Di Grind says what Lagosi Magic says at Phillies 66 00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:03.159 nineteen eighty five. Shut up, dude, I'm fucking crying. But 67 00:04:03.319 --> 00:04:07.280 y'all imagine my confusion when this man looked at me 68 00:04:07.759 --> 00:04:09.400 and said, what would you do if I drink out 69 00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:14.080 the straw right now? I'm I'm I don't, I don't. 70 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:20.279 It's what the straw that's meant to be drunk out of. 71 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:26.639 I'm confused, So I'm like, what what? And he's like, no. 72 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:29.680 The last girl I went on a date with, we 73 00:04:29.759 --> 00:04:33.000 went and got drinks and I drank out the straw 74 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:35.279 and she called me sassy and we had like a 75 00:04:35.279 --> 00:04:40.319 little back and forth at the restaurant. Y'all, I'm let's 76 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:44.079 fucking retire the word sassy, okay, because somewhere along the 77 00:04:44.120 --> 00:04:49.360 way we stopped calling sassy things. Actually sassy okay, Little 78 00:04:49.399 --> 00:04:52.920 Toddler's in the pageant, is sassy? Okay? A man drinking 79 00:04:52.959 --> 00:04:58.279 out of straw is not sassy? What the fuck? I 80 00:04:58.319 --> 00:05:01.879 don't give a fuck if that may and when that's 81 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:06.680 what the straws are, I don't care. I don't care. Okay, 82 00:05:07.480 --> 00:05:10.920 calling a man sassy for drinking out a straw is ridiculous. 83 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:14.519 When straws are meant to be drunk out of straws 84 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:19.199 are not gender specific. Straws are gender neutral. Okay. I 85 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:21.560 don't know who needs to hear this, but I want 86 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:25.680 to say it again. Straws are gender neutral. What the 87 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:31.839 fuck is happening? What is happening? What is happening? Who 88 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:35.439 is g Jones says, wait, make the face again? No, no, 89 00:05:35.519 --> 00:05:38.720 I'm not. Strefe the villain says, told you, that's a 90 00:05:38.839 --> 00:05:44.480 legit question. Legosi Maggot says, ninjas can't do anything anymore. 91 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:47.079 Strepe the villain says, he's just trying to make sure 92 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:50.079 you don't go on ig going as a man, why 93 00:05:50.079 --> 00:05:55.040 are you drinking out of a straw? I'm crying because yes, 94 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:57.480 maybe he did think I was one of those girls 95 00:05:57.519 --> 00:05:59.399 that was gonna go on the internet and say, as 96 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:01.959 a man, why are you drinking out of straw? That's 97 00:06:01.959 --> 00:06:05.360 not me? You with big Mama now, Okay, I don't 98 00:06:05.399 --> 00:06:07.480 know what to tell you other than you with big Mama. 99 00:06:07.519 --> 00:06:12.079 Now that's it. That's it. Okay, that is it, y'all. 100 00:06:13.720 --> 00:06:18.759 I want to go back to my original point. Number one, 101 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:21.040 you are allowed to drink out of a straw. Number two, 102 00:06:21.839 --> 00:06:25.240 If you like drinking out of a straw, your person 103 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:28.040 is going to like you drinking out of a straw. 104 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:31.000 You gotta like me for me and if that's not 105 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:33.959 enough for you, cool, but for somebody it is. So 106 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:39.600 while I appreciate the the the prompt, I don't want 107 00:06:39.600 --> 00:06:42.079 to say permission because that's crazy. But while I appreciate 108 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:44.199 the thought of, hey, like you know, just cool, you 109 00:06:44.519 --> 00:06:46.199 are right, we're drinking out of straw. So it's like, 110 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:48.959 at the end of the day, I'd rather you be 111 00:06:49.079 --> 00:06:52.800 confiding yourself, even if it includes drinking out of a straw, 112 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:55.800 because like, you can't mold yourself to try to be 113 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:57.800 something for somebody, because at the end of the day, 114 00:06:57.839 --> 00:07:00.160 that's not you, and you're not gonna be happy. You're 115 00:07:00.199 --> 00:07:02.079 only gonna be able to keep up this facade for 116 00:07:02.120 --> 00:07:05.160 so long. It's not gonna work. It's not going to 117 00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:08.079 be permanent, it's not going to work, and It's like, 118 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:12.040 I think it's mostly because I've gotten to a point 119 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:16.240 where I'm comfortable with all the quirks, Okay, me, my 120 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:20.079 nerd shit, my soft spot in my head, all of it. Like, 121 00:07:20.439 --> 00:07:24.000 so I just want somebody who's as comfortable in themselves, 122 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:26.879 like I'm gonna walk in every bit of me, and 123 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:30.399 I want you to do the same thing. And it's like, yeah, 124 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:35.000 if what makes me me turns you off, that just 125 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:38.399 means it wasn't there for me, And that's cool. Strike 126 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:40.759 a feeling. Oh no, I'm sorry, y'all, I didn't scroll 127 00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:47.319 back down. Hold on my second m Jaden Moto says, 128 00:07:47.879 --> 00:07:52.759 love don't cost the thing taught us that I'm cracking up. Uh, 129 00:07:52.959 --> 00:07:55.920 Pharaoh I see says I feel like drinking or not 130 00:07:56.040 --> 00:08:00.240 drinking out of a straw isn't a facade. Yes it is. Okay, 131 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:02.560 if you like to drink out of straws, drink out 132 00:08:02.560 --> 00:08:05.959 of straws. That's it, and that's all. The dream Leam says, 133 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:10.079 sounds about right. Uh. The vegan bull says, I'll walk 134 00:08:10.120 --> 00:08:13.000 with you and us I'll carry you. Built for a 135 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:15.079 tough six four six four says she was probably just 136 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:18.560 joking about the sassy thing. Can't be so sensitive. No, 137 00:08:19.199 --> 00:08:21.600 he said. They had a nice little back and forth 138 00:08:21.639 --> 00:08:25.439 about it with Hair calling him sassy at the restaurant, 139 00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:29.040 like and it was like a thing. It was a thing, 140 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:32.080 never broke. John said, soft spin in your head. Yeah, 141 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:38.240 my flast spie, y'all know my flast fight like yes, yes, 142 00:08:38.360 --> 00:08:43.879 hold on, I'm trying to scroll back. Yeah, my bad 143 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:47.399 already rentals. Yeah, man, So long story short, Like I said, 144 00:08:47.879 --> 00:08:50.679 you gotta like me for me and if that's not enough, cool, 145 00:08:50.919 --> 00:08:54.519 like some people like silver instead of gold. You know, 146 00:08:57.919 --> 00:09:00.919 that's it. That's it. I don't know what there was, no, 147 00:09:01.399 --> 00:09:03.240 wasn't gonna follow up to. It's just you know, they wrong, 148 00:09:03.399 --> 00:09:06.679 but you know whatever, that's what they like. Pharaoh I 149 00:09:06.879 --> 00:09:09.159 see says. I wouldn't say I like drinking out of 150 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:11.799 straws unless it's a silly straw because they don't even 151 00:09:12.080 --> 00:09:14.440 give those out no more. And then that's a thing 152 00:09:14.519 --> 00:09:16.399 like she calling you sassy for drinking out of straws. 153 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:17.840 What we gonna do if we go to like six 154 00:09:17.879 --> 00:09:20.799 Flags or Carnival and they give out fucking the silly 155 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:24.759 loopy straws, because you better drink it, drink it. Because 156 00:09:24.759 --> 00:09:28.039 I'm a drink mine who is. G Jones says, silver 157 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:31.159 instead of gold is crazy work. Ty Dic Grind says, 158 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:33.240 my response would have been, I'll drink you in this 159 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:41.360 drink with this straw, hold this motherfucker space. This is 160 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:45.679 what I'm saying, y'all shit like that. That That is 161 00:09:45.679 --> 00:09:48.759 how you handle that. One thousand percent. I have no 162 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:52.320 qualms with that. That is the perfect fucking answer, perfect 163 00:09:52.399 --> 00:10:00.279 fucking answer. Built four Tough said, did that ruin y'all date? No? 164 00:10:00.759 --> 00:10:04.399 But I did have to shift from Victoria to Stormy 165 00:10:04.600 --> 00:10:06.240 because when I be on dates, I don't be Stormy. 166 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:08.399 Oh I'll be Victoria. So I did have to shift 167 00:10:08.399 --> 00:10:12.279 from Victoria to Stormy and give him like my podcast 168 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:15.120 chocolate Chip and sip Tonight's conversation and the answer like, hey, 169 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:17.440 you deserve somebody who likes you for you. I don't 170 00:10:17.480 --> 00:10:21.639 never feel like you gotta go, and like I was 171 00:10:21.679 --> 00:10:24.440 trying to like cut it short, and he was like, yeah, 172 00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:26.519 well what do you think about? And then we kind 173 00:10:26.519 --> 00:10:29.639 of had like a small therapy session, which is crazy, 174 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:32.600 but afterwards we had a good time. We had some 175 00:10:32.639 --> 00:10:35.720 good food and it was all right, But yeah, that's it. 176 00:10:39.519 --> 00:10:41.600 Hold on, y'all. Sorry, it's going too fast. I can't 177 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:44.600 catch it. Okay, I can't go back up. Jay to 178 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:49.720 the Jones said that's wild. So going on to my 179 00:10:49.759 --> 00:10:57.320 next point, I feel like that was something I just 180 00:10:57.320 --> 00:10:59.879 wanted to tap base with. And I feel like a 181 00:10:59.919 --> 00:11:03.039 lot of the times we talk about uh things that 182 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:08.279 go well and not so well on dates, and it 183 00:11:08.399 --> 00:11:12.559 really got me to thinking about what's something that would 184 00:11:12.559 --> 00:11:16.679 have had me in my mind like, yo, the next 185 00:11:16.679 --> 00:11:18.919 person not going to date? What I'm asking this? And 186 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:22.200 I can't really find anything, But there was one thing 187 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:24.639 that stuck out to me, and I was like, yeah, 188 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:27.120 I don't never want nobody do to shit to me again, right, 189 00:11:27.639 --> 00:11:29.840 And I feel like that was just as good and 190 00:11:29.960 --> 00:11:36.320 worth sharing. So I want to talk about knowing when 191 00:11:36.360 --> 00:11:43.159 to mind your fucking business. Okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm 192 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:46.080 gonna start here. I'm gonna talk about knowing when to 193 00:11:46.279 --> 00:11:51.360 mind your fucking business okay, and not even mind your business. 194 00:11:51.840 --> 00:11:56.559 Have some fucking kuth, have some decorum, okay, because I 195 00:11:56.600 --> 00:11:59.840 feel like we're losing recipes. This is a lost art. 196 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:05.080 Kuth and de Korum are lost art. We're losing recipes people. Okay, 197 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:10.039 let me say something. If I give you the grand 198 00:12:10.120 --> 00:12:15.200 opportunity of lending you some of my precious time, don't 199 00:12:15.240 --> 00:12:18.320 waste it by telling me how many hoes you think 200 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:24.279 I got? What the fuck? Y'ah my god, oh my god. 201 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:28.000 If I give you the grand opportunity of lending you 202 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:32.240 some of my precious time, don't waste it by telling 203 00:12:32.320 --> 00:12:36.559 me how many hoes you think I got. Don't don't 204 00:12:36.639 --> 00:12:39.440 waste it by telling me how many hoes you think 205 00:12:39.519 --> 00:12:41.360 I got? If I got so many holes while I'm 206 00:12:41.399 --> 00:12:45.759 here with you, huh huh. Riddle me that. If I 207 00:12:45.919 --> 00:12:49.639 got so many holes, why I'm here with you? Make 208 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:55.480 it make sense. I'm confused. I'm confused. I'm confused. Uh 209 00:12:56.039 --> 00:13:00.519 A Ramsey six three says lost art. Indeed, it's not 210 00:13:00.600 --> 00:13:03.559 tall anymore? Got something to proof? Says you got that 211 00:13:03.720 --> 00:13:06.200 money you owe me up? Please go to hell. I 212 00:13:06.200 --> 00:13:09.360 don't even know who that is? Rucks the Stampede says, 213 00:13:09.600 --> 00:13:13.360 Nigga's uncouth out here? Who is? G? Jones says? What's 214 00:13:13.399 --> 00:13:17.120 that shit? Kevin Hard said to his teacher her, I'm 215 00:13:17.399 --> 00:13:20.679 cracking up? Who is? G? Jones? Said? Mind Joe, motherfucking 216 00:13:20.759 --> 00:13:27.480 business bitch? I am crying A Ramsey six one three said, 217 00:13:27.639 --> 00:13:30.879 do one of his ego strokes? Is that? What it is? 218 00:13:30.879 --> 00:13:33.320 Is that? What it is? When y'all say that, is 219 00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:37.840 it because y'all want y'all ego stroked, stroke these nuts? 220 00:13:37.919 --> 00:13:40.440 I'm not doing it. Okay, I'm never gonna do it. 221 00:13:40.799 --> 00:13:43.480 I'm never gonna do it. You telling me how many 222 00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:46.399 holes you think I got is never gonna make me 223 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:49.440 be like, oh, you're the only one. I don't give 224 00:13:49.480 --> 00:13:53.720 a fuck. If my whole tech thread is empty and 225 00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:56.519 it is just you, I'm never gonna say it's just 226 00:13:56.679 --> 00:13:59.919 you for what does that make you feel good? Because 227 00:14:00.000 --> 00:14:02.039 I'm not here to make you feel good. I'm not 228 00:14:02.279 --> 00:14:06.639 here to stroke your ego, never have been, never will be. No, No, 229 00:14:08.639 --> 00:14:10.919 who is? G Jones said she was definitely the first 230 00:14:10.960 --> 00:14:15.799 batty he had. I'm crying pet for prophet said first batty, 231 00:14:15.879 --> 00:14:24.159 Syndroy Man. It's giving, it's giving, and I hate that. 232 00:14:24.759 --> 00:14:28.279 I hate that. I hate that. A Ramsey six three 233 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:33.320 says he wanted validation. That's a sign of insecurity. I 234 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:38.519 agree one thousand percent. But you can't say I don't wanna. 235 00:14:38.559 --> 00:14:40.480 I don't wanna, I don't want to cap it at 236 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:42.759 I was his first batty, because I doubt I was 237 00:14:42.759 --> 00:14:45.519 his first batty. I was not. I was not. But 238 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:48.360 I will say this is something that certain men do 239 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:50.000 to me. They'll be like, oh, yeah, you know I 240 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:53.600 got you got so many hopes. I'm just surprised you 241 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:55.799 got time a little on me because you got sure 242 00:14:55.840 --> 00:15:02.039 we shut the fuck up up. Nobody wants to hear that. 243 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:06.679 No woman hears that and be like, oh moist bruh. 244 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:12.240 No one says that. Tigrind says, your hos and your 245 00:15:12.279 --> 00:15:16.320 hos and my holes are mine? Mind your business, okay, 246 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:22.960 god Lee, Yes, yes, yes. And it's like y'all talk 247 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:27.480 yourselves out of KOUCHI every time. Every time it be 248 00:15:27.720 --> 00:15:32.200 y'all okay, and this this is what stops to COUCHI. 249 00:15:32.679 --> 00:15:36.360 That's right here, Okay, that is what it be like. Bro, 250 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:44.320 have some fucking kuth, have some decorum. What is this what? 251 00:15:44.879 --> 00:15:48.440 And and even if it does stroke your ego? Why 252 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:51.759 does my hose stroke your ego? Something ain't right here? 253 00:15:52.279 --> 00:15:56.159 What's happening? Crush Paradise says it's weird to imagine anyone 254 00:15:56.200 --> 00:15:59.279 you're attracted to doesn't have one other person that thinks 255 00:15:59.279 --> 00:16:01.440 they're attractive. Other men are going to think your woman 256 00:16:01.519 --> 00:16:05.919 is attractive. It is what it is. I get that, 257 00:16:06.919 --> 00:16:08.799 but why do you want me to confirm it? That's 258 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:13.600 the part that be getting me. I I'm confused. I'm confused. 259 00:16:14.200 --> 00:16:18.559 I'm confused. And it's like, Yo, every time you call me, 260 00:16:19.840 --> 00:16:24.399 I'm at home, I'm at gym, I'm at church. Okay, 261 00:16:24.840 --> 00:16:29.200 every time you FaceTime me, I'm at club bed. Okay, 262 00:16:29.480 --> 00:16:31.600 every once in a while, I go downstairs to you know, 263 00:16:31.639 --> 00:16:34.559 the living room lounge, standing on some couches, banging some 264 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:39.200 wine bottles together for the club real fast, bruh. If 265 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:43.159 every time we talk I am at home, at the 266 00:16:43.200 --> 00:16:47.480 gym or at church, when do I got time for hosts? 267 00:16:47.559 --> 00:16:52.159 If I got so many holes? Why I'm here with you? Okay, 268 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:57.960 make it make sense, Like bro, Yes, I am attractive, 269 00:16:58.399 --> 00:17:01.320 but I'm also looking for a husband, and you know what, 270 00:17:01.879 --> 00:17:05.440 holes aren't usually at the same places as husbands. Okay, 271 00:17:05.799 --> 00:17:09.799 So for me, when we talk, I'm home, I'm minded 272 00:17:09.880 --> 00:17:17.480 my business, all right. Please. I say all this to say, 273 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:20.839 no woman ever wants to hear how many who's you got? 274 00:17:21.400 --> 00:17:25.400 You got a who's? Don't do that, Okay. The next 275 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:27.079 time you feel like you want to say that to 276 00:17:27.119 --> 00:17:29.480 a woman, send her some money, because I know you 277 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:34.240 ain't gonna want to do that either. I'm joking, but seriously, 278 00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:36.559 the next time you want to do that, don't. That's 279 00:17:36.640 --> 00:17:41.240 just it, don't you know. I came across an article 280 00:17:41.960 --> 00:17:44.799 switching topics for a second. I came across an article 281 00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:47.400 not too long ago, and I thought it was very interesting. 282 00:17:47.519 --> 00:17:53.680 So couples tune in. Couples, couples, couples. Sorry, y'all, was 283 00:17:53.680 --> 00:17:56.599 shrinking beer. I was supposed to be on a cleanse, 284 00:17:56.640 --> 00:18:02.640 but fuck it. Shot just made the craziest face because 285 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:04.359 I literally just made him go get me some before 286 00:18:04.400 --> 00:18:07.920 we started, not made. I asked, thank you, but yeah, 287 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:15.839 so all right, we starting over. Okay, couples tune in. 288 00:18:15.960 --> 00:18:18.160 This one's for you. I will love your input, right, 289 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:20.160 even if you're not in a relationship, you know, still 290 00:18:20.279 --> 00:18:22.039 like an input would just be something you'll be able 291 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:27.759 to do. Right. So, according to Men's Health magazine, couples 292 00:18:27.839 --> 00:18:30.799 who spend at least forty minutes of quality time together 293 00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:36.400 daily have happier, healthier, and longer relationships. I don't want 294 00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:42.519 to repeat that, right, According to Men's Health magazine, couples 295 00:18:42.559 --> 00:18:48.480 who spend forty minutes daily of time together. Couples who 296 00:18:48.519 --> 00:18:51.640 spend sorry, couples who spent at least forty minutes of 297 00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:57.759 quality time together daily have happier, healthier relationships. Yeah, so 298 00:18:58.039 --> 00:18:59.720 I just wanted to tap in and see what you 299 00:18:59.759 --> 00:19:05.000 shall think about that. Forty minutes daily. Forty minutes daily. 300 00:19:06.319 --> 00:19:08.240 I poop longer than that. I'ma be real with y'all. 301 00:19:10.559 --> 00:19:14.039 That's all it takes. Man, y'all better, Hope I never 302 00:19:14.119 --> 00:19:18.319 get in a relationship that's easy, okay easy. I spend 303 00:19:18.319 --> 00:19:20.799 longer than that at the gym. I spend longer than 304 00:19:20.839 --> 00:19:24.480 that pooping. I spend longer than that praying. Like what, 305 00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:31.720 that's all it takes to be happy? H A. Ramsey 306 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:33.720 six three says that's hard to tell. To do a 307 00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:38.960 most household with kids, work, et cetera. Pharaoh Iic says 308 00:19:39.200 --> 00:19:42.720 makes sense. Number kind of low. Peter Prophet says, agree, 309 00:19:42.799 --> 00:19:44.839 you need some QT with your lady, a walk or 310 00:19:44.920 --> 00:19:48.160 the gym or whatever y'all like to do. Ara says. 311 00:19:48.279 --> 00:19:52.480 Immortal die Era says men can't commit to that. Jackson 312 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:56.440 Junior Dot Paul says, forty minutes and a mule is crazy. 313 00:19:56.839 --> 00:20:00.559 Crushed Paradise says relationships are low key pretty easy. B 314 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:03.640 Howard June says, ain't that much time to be happy? 315 00:20:04.359 --> 00:20:08.279 Jackson Junior Di Paul says, you just like saying poop no. 316 00:20:08.559 --> 00:20:10.599 Sometimes I say, I take the Browns to the super Bowl. 317 00:20:10.720 --> 00:20:12.680 Thank you, Okay, I don't just hit you with the 318 00:20:12.720 --> 00:20:17.240 same monotony, thank you very much. All right, it's only flashes. 319 00:20:17.319 --> 00:20:19.599 I agree. My lady and I done more. But with 320 00:20:19.720 --> 00:20:21.920 everything going on with working kids, we try to at 321 00:20:22.000 --> 00:20:24.920 least get a session of streets of rage and for show. 322 00:20:25.039 --> 00:20:29.720 I'm cracking a fuck up. I mean, daily is crazy, 323 00:20:30.200 --> 00:20:33.279 but quality time can be anything as long as you're 324 00:20:33.319 --> 00:20:36.319 being present. So I know, the like initial thought is, oh, 325 00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:40.039 with kids and work and life, like squeezing in forty 326 00:20:40.039 --> 00:20:42.799 minutes daily for your partner so hard. But it's like, bro, 327 00:20:42.920 --> 00:20:46.799 it's really not. It's really not like quality time can 328 00:20:46.839 --> 00:20:52.839 be anything like making cookies at three am, okay, having 329 00:20:52.839 --> 00:20:55.440 a karaoke session in the shower okay, and both of 330 00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:57.680 y'all ain't even got to be in the shower, all right, 331 00:20:58.160 --> 00:21:01.519 taking having a fire nap session on a couch while 332 00:21:01.519 --> 00:21:04.279 the office plays in the background, like, it really can 333 00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:08.319 be anything, like making each other laugh while you bump bellies. 334 00:21:08.559 --> 00:21:10.839 It can be anything, all right. Now, First of all, 335 00:21:10.839 --> 00:21:15.960 I do want to say, I'm not gonna lie laughing 336 00:21:16.039 --> 00:21:19.359 together while you're doing the no pants dance, top tier intimacy? 337 00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:27.960 What the fuck? What laughing while you top tier? Come on? 338 00:21:28.240 --> 00:21:31.680 Stop playing me like, no, no, are we in love? 339 00:21:32.920 --> 00:21:39.640 Why are you playing like this? I'm serious, Like, why 340 00:21:39.640 --> 00:21:43.240 are we like this? What is it like? What if 341 00:21:43.240 --> 00:21:48.119 we're laughing while we're being that intimate? Oh? We love 342 00:21:48.200 --> 00:21:54.720 each other, we love love, We in love love. Yes, yes, so, 343 00:21:55.160 --> 00:21:58.839 Grind says top Tier. Uh. The Grand Foundation eight one 344 00:21:58.880 --> 00:22:01.119 one eight says the Office as funny as hell and 345 00:22:01.400 --> 00:22:03.960 is and is the other day, I was watching a 346 00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:10.960 CPR episode where Dwight set the office on fire. Hilarious, hilarious. 347 00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:13.279 I know it's a two part episode, but I'm gonna 348 00:22:13.279 --> 00:22:14.960 put that in like the top five episodes of the 349 00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:19.119 whole goddamn series for sure, for sure. Uh. Pharaoh I C. 350 00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:23.279 Says elite for k Millie sent some fire emojis, Hey, 351 00:22:23.359 --> 00:22:27.359 Milly ty Die. Grond says, we ain't wiggling. If we 352 00:22:27.400 --> 00:22:31.880 ain't giggling, let me tell you something. We ain't wiggling, 353 00:22:31.960 --> 00:22:37.319 if we ain't giggling, Yes, yes, why is this not 354 00:22:37.400 --> 00:22:40.160 trademark somewhere? Get your money, king, do what you gotta 355 00:22:40.160 --> 00:22:44.640 do and get your money king, please please? Okay, but yeah, man, 356 00:22:46.440 --> 00:22:48.559 it's hard. But it's like, yo, how do we get 357 00:22:48.599 --> 00:22:51.480 to that point? Because there are so many things that 358 00:22:51.559 --> 00:22:56.480 go in between that, right, Like Immortal die Era says, 359 00:22:56.559 --> 00:23:00.160 laughing at how good this shit is, I'm crying for. 360 00:23:00.200 --> 00:23:02.279 Prophet says, that's how ugly niggas end up with the 361 00:23:02.319 --> 00:23:07.400 baddies and do and do. If you're ever wondering how 362 00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:10.759 them ugly and medium ugly niggas be getting the baddest 363 00:23:10.759 --> 00:23:15.319 of the baddest, they funny. It ain't the dick. It's 364 00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:18.480 never the deck. It's not the dick, it's not the money, 365 00:23:18.839 --> 00:23:23.519 it's not the cars, it's not the house. They're funny. Okay, 366 00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:28.039 they're funny. Y'all Always be telling these men, Oh, if 367 00:23:28.079 --> 00:23:31.440 you can't pull a batty, get your passport, get your 368 00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:35.839 money up, No, get some jokes. Okay. I guarantee you 369 00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:38.640 everybody know one ugly nigga who put a battest of 370 00:23:38.680 --> 00:23:44.279 the baddest every time and nobody knows why he funny? Hey, funny? Okay, 371 00:23:46.400 --> 00:23:49.960 left your ass? Write out them draws every time, every time, 372 00:23:50.519 --> 00:23:53.519 every time, God's workers just said the same thingle have 373 00:23:53.599 --> 00:23:57.680 you right out your drawers? Yes? Yes, Tydy Grind says 374 00:23:57.839 --> 00:24:02.480 self proclaimed medium. Ugly, I'm crying. Okay. Uh. Immortal Era 375 00:24:02.559 --> 00:24:06.759 says no, because who told you to believe that? Hugh 376 00:24:07.240 --> 00:24:09.799 knows best? Says if you make her giggle, you can 377 00:24:09.839 --> 00:24:13.279 make her booty jiggle. If you make her giggle, you 378 00:24:13.400 --> 00:24:19.480 can make her booty jiggle. I'm crying. Doodoo Brown should 379 00:24:19.519 --> 00:24:24.640 not play at this point. No Crush Paradye says people 380 00:24:24.680 --> 00:24:28.079 don't realize how far non sexual intimacy goes. I agree, 381 00:24:28.160 --> 00:24:34.519 one thousand percent. Like non sexual intimacy is really how 382 00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:37.000 you see a lot of those people who be those 383 00:24:37.000 --> 00:24:40.039 opposites of direct couples. Like, once you lock in that 384 00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:46.279 non sexual intimacy, everything else is easy, easiest. But pharol 385 00:24:46.359 --> 00:24:48.720 I C. Says not ugly, But I'm bringing the jokes, 386 00:24:48.880 --> 00:24:54.680 Okay okay, yeah? Uh. Immortal die Era says, who told 387 00:24:54.720 --> 00:24:56.720 you to believe that you got good sex because you 388 00:24:56.839 --> 00:24:59.640 a cancer? Oh? Y'all musta start talking about zodiaca here 389 00:24:59.640 --> 00:25:04.119 while I'm missed it. Yeah, that ain't even mm mmmmm mmm. 390 00:25:04.160 --> 00:25:05.559 And I'm gonna tell you I'm not even gonna get 391 00:25:05.599 --> 00:25:07.720 into that conversation. And the main reason I'm not going 392 00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:11.000 to get into that conversation is because y'all let cornyass 393 00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:14.240 scrpules believe they are God's gift to sex. And I 394 00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:16.880 hate that for them. I hate that for them. I 395 00:25:16.920 --> 00:25:20.799 also hate that as a Gemini, I am automatically two faced, 396 00:25:20.960 --> 00:25:24.119 have multiple personalities and blah blah blah blah blah, when 397 00:25:24.160 --> 00:25:26.640 in all actuality, it means that geminis are able to 398 00:25:26.680 --> 00:25:29.200 adapt to any situation that they're putting and y'all took 399 00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:33.160 it as oh you two faced it fucking multiple personalities. No, bitch, 400 00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:35.240 I know how to cold switch. I know how to 401 00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:37.000