Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to part two, Part two. Everybody, okay
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 2: Premiere of The bachel Or.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolute and tooting. It's this is a great episode.
Speaker 1: We are having so much fun. So if you came
Speaker 1: on here and some people kind of do this and
Speaker 1: I don't get it, but you came on here and
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't need to hear part one because
Speaker 1: all the good stuff happens in part two.
Speaker 2: Not so no, you one part one because you're gonna
Speaker 2: get We're gonna really break down Grant's beautiful, beautiful voice.
Speaker 1: And we had seen funny stories in there as well,
Speaker 1: and you got to know a lot of the ladies,
Speaker 1: which is important to the story.
Speaker 2: And now the ladies are all in the house and
Speaker 2: they're hugging and I just wrote I'm sure you wrote that.
Speaker 2: I was like, let Linda go to sleep. They just
Speaker 2: keep yelling. I'm I'm really furious. I'm actually really mad
Speaker 2: about that. And I'm going to reach out. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I'm going to reach out to the person that I
Speaker 2: know there, you know, in that world in the Bachelora.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, what the fuck, like, tell me
Speaker 2: everything I need to know that this lama was taken
Speaker 2: care of, like in the best way. There's so many
Speaker 2: laws that there's just no way they were mistreating the lama. No,
Speaker 2: of course they weren't mistreating the lama, but like it's
Speaker 2: still do we still have to do it, just even
Speaker 2: though they're doing it by the law that met the
Speaker 2: lama didn't write the rules. Some idiot person wrote the rules,
Speaker 2: so by their standards, they're not mistreating the lama. But
Speaker 2: the lama's like, oh my god, what was like if
Speaker 2: if the Billie Eilish song is just playing in that
Speaker 2: Lama's head, Like what was I made for? Because I
Speaker 2: made for exactly, Like that's it's not this like, let
Speaker 2: let her go to bed. Yeah, So then.
Speaker 1: Grand walking around and did her little tush? Do you
Speaker 1: notice her a little tush? Like the way she she walked,
Speaker 1: I was like, she doesn't like walking on that hard floor.
Speaker 1: I had everythil like on her little hoofs. If I'm
Speaker 1: assuming she has little hoofs.
Speaker 2: I'm teking my friend right now. And I was asking
Speaker 2: if that lama is okay, Yeah, I want to Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like in a sanctuary somewhere, maybe we can get
Speaker 2: a zoom call with Linda the Lama that was She
Speaker 2: was all right, I've sent that text. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: I say too, something that bugged me, Uh, this is
Speaker 1: like a macro note on that we didn't that we
Speaker 1: didn't discuss on part one.
Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: When some of the women were like, oh, well, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of scared of a llama.
Speaker 2: Why are you scared? You're scared? One of them said Natalie,
Speaker 2: A lama spit on Natalie. Now, it's weird that she
Speaker 2: just randomly said that but didn't go into the story
Speaker 2: of it. Is like, where were you then, A llama
Speaker 2: spit on you? Exactly?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What? What kind of parties are you going to?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: So what were you doing? You know what I mean? Okay,
Speaker 2: so I wrote is the Lama? Okay, I've heard back.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to read that because it's a joke
Speaker 2: and I'm not reading it. So I'm just not The
Speaker 2: lama is fine, The lama is fine, relief. Why can't
Speaker 2: you read the joke? I just can't. It's it's too awful.
Speaker 2: I'm just not going to read it. Okay, the lama
Speaker 2: is doing wonderful, wonderfully, and your friend she knows for sure.
Speaker 2: She knows for sure one hundred percent. She has met
Speaker 2: and worked with Islama. So the Lama is doing great. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so let's get into this where Grant comes in and
Speaker 2: he has a dumb speech that's very He's doing his best,
Speaker 2: but you know, he's not like an actor, he's not
Speaker 2: like a polished actor, so he has to say all
Speaker 2: the things they want him to say. Basically, he wants
Speaker 2: to wife up. But also listen to my slow jams,
Speaker 2: which is fine, that's fine. I mean he's got them.
Speaker 2: I did like.
Speaker 1: The fact though, and you know, none of it, none
Speaker 1: of it matters, nothing ever matters in Bachelor universe. But
Speaker 1: at least he was like, listen, I want to I'm
Speaker 1: here to get married, like I'm not. I'm not fucking
Speaker 1: around like one of you guys is gonna marry me.
Speaker 1: So if you're here for the wrong reasons, like.
Speaker 2: That's on you.
Speaker 1: But I'm here like I'm looking for my wife and
Speaker 1: I think I've already found her. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: which I mean, that's pretty fasting some yes, sometimes these
Speaker 1: people the way they are on the show is like
Speaker 1: they're like, we'll see you know, they're They're like, I'm
Speaker 1: here to get married, but but you're like, but are you?
Speaker 1: Are you even really open to a relationship? And I
Speaker 1: kind of believed him.
Speaker 2: I'm down with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you think I'm being misled.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're being misled. I I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know enough about Brant to know. I think
Speaker 2: I believe him. He seems I'm gonna go ahead and
Speaker 2: say it here for the right reasons, I just don't
Speaker 2: know if the right reason. If the reason is to
Speaker 2: get your slow jams on the charts, then yes, I
Speaker 2: felt like there was he was genuine, even though that's overused.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I felt like he was trying to just be himself.
Speaker 1: I was not wanting her down by energy. And you
Speaker 1: know I have I do get instincts about these people.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. We are not spoiled. I know nothing.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, like, you know, I didn't really
Speaker 1: like Devin from the beginning. There's things in people that
Speaker 1: I just feel a vibe, and I didn't feel a
Speaker 1: vibe about him. I felt a good vibe about him.
Speaker 1: I agree. I feel that I like him a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the first steal is Bailey Joys to wit. We're
Speaker 1: just gonna call her Joys to wit. And she brings
Speaker 1: her own Joys to wit Bob for them to twin.
Speaker 1: And this is when I said, as I said last episode,
Speaker 1: he puts on his joye to wit Bob.
Speaker 2: This guy's so fine that even with that weird wig,
Speaker 2: he looks like Prince Yeah. And then they take so
Speaker 2: many bad selfies. I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: This is your job to take good selfies. I would
Speaker 2: you need to write that shit? I just put I
Speaker 2: already don't like Bailey. Her whole attitude is.
Speaker 1: Like enough about you, how do you like my Bob?
Speaker 1: And he's like I like it. She's like you do?
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Do you like it?
Speaker 1: You really think it's pretty? And she's like great because
Speaker 1: I brought you one too. But it's all like oh oh.
Speaker 1: Then she's like, okay, I thought we could do like
Speaker 1: ten fun facts. Okay, I'm gonna start. I'm an older sister,
Speaker 1: I've a younger brother and a younger sister. I love
Speaker 1: to travel. I've been to Portugal. She's so manic, the
Speaker 1: way she's like, I'll move for you, like I'll move
Speaker 1: like like I said, like I just did. I just
Speaker 1: tell you that I went to Portugal, so like I
Speaker 1: would move, like I would go somewhere else, Like, uh, yeah.
Speaker 2: She's a little she's a little hyped up. She didn't nobody.
Speaker 2: It's really weird because you know how easily bugged I get,
Speaker 2: and like I have these strong emotions, and no one
Speaker 2: did that there. I didn't like fall in love with
Speaker 2: any of these women yet some maybe a little more
Speaker 2: than others, but nobody really bugged me. Oh sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean she was the only one.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I can't and not even I
Speaker 1: just wrote she goes home, not because she's going to
Speaker 1: be a villain, because I would take that, just because
Speaker 1: she's just annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she knows what might hurtle you? Cute? You
Speaker 2: know what might be helpful for you. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you've thought about, like, because it sounds like you're
Speaker 2: just like really upset and freaked out. Maybe you could
Speaker 2: use a little mental health therapy.
Speaker 1: We thought about that. I probably could.
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Speaker 1: Yes, all right, back to our show? So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she runs back what's her name runs back out,
Speaker 1: Bob Bailey. Bob runs back out to the other women
Speaker 1: and is screaming, and I thought for sure you weren't
Speaker 1: gonna like that.
Speaker 2: She runs back down. She's like, ah, I didn't mind it.
Speaker 2: There's something about her. I didn't mind. I wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to necessarily like a hang hang with her, but she
Speaker 2: didn't bug me that much. I don't know why. I'm
Speaker 2: just I'm just being me. I'm just being me, just
Speaker 2: seeing you, I'm like that. Okay, what about Now here's
Speaker 2: where I got a little annoyed. So we see Parisa, Parissa, Parissa.
Speaker 2: She's got her Rystal collection, so we show that she's
Speaker 2: very intense and now she has like a power point. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, she tells us that she's a crazy cat lady. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wasn't this the part where she we we get a
Speaker 1: little package from her and she's she's sitting at the
Speaker 1: table with her cat. Yeah, she gives her cat. Her
Speaker 1: cat has a little martini.
Speaker 2: It's trying to.
Speaker 1: Show that she's really funny and has a sense of humor,
Speaker 1: but it does kind of read a little crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she definitely, and it's not funny, it's not landing.
Speaker 2: She's like, Okay, cookie, I've got this cookie. I'm the
Speaker 2: PowerPoint girl. First of all, that's already annoying anybody that's
Speaker 2: for real, like that, right, And then she she gives
Speaker 2: him this power like presentation and it's super creepy and
Speaker 2: she has Ramona eyes. Guys, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And then I don't think that he was into it.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna say, I'm gonna skip ahead. Can I
Speaker 2: spoil to the end of this episode? Not?
Speaker 1: Well, I want to talk about this PowerPoint though, which
Speaker 1: is that. Sure, it's cute and it's put to get like.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she's kind of good at graphic design,
Speaker 1: and he was even like, well, that's kind of impressive
Speaker 1: that you just made this. He doesn't care about the
Speaker 1: content of it. The content is all like here's us,
Speaker 1: and then here here in like six months is me pregnant,
Speaker 1: and then in like nine months is me like with
Speaker 1: four babies.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It was terrifying to him. I don't
Speaker 2: think he liked that.
Speaker 1: And then like, here's my cat and here's my cat
Speaker 1: in it, because we're gonna have cats and dogs.
Speaker 2: And yeah, he was like, ah, wow, that's kind of
Speaker 2: cool how you made that. Yeah, what he said was
Speaker 2: it's amazing that you really did that. He said it
Speaker 2: like that, like he's not saying like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're so good at this old word guy, can't wait
Speaker 2: to get to know you better. It was like, huh,
Speaker 2: amazing that you did that. Like he's scared, like he's
Speaker 2: backing away from the room. Yes, he's not like her,
Speaker 2: and I have a lot of feelings about what happens
Speaker 2: later with that, okay, which was well, can I get
Speaker 2: can I? Can? I go ahead? A little go ahead?
Speaker 2: So just you guys. I don't want to spoil when
Speaker 2: we do the rose ceremony, but i'll just tell you now,
Speaker 2: she's the last pick and she's definitely a producer pick.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why, but he's not into her.
Speaker 2: We we've talked about this for so long. We know
Speaker 2: when they say like Rose, we accept those Rose. He
Speaker 2: likes Rose, so and so whatever. But this was he
Speaker 2: was eye rolling. He did not want to say her name.
Speaker 2: It's oftentime the last it's often the last person and
Speaker 2: they make their like, would you please keep her? For
Speaker 2: whatever reason, he was not into her, right, she should
Speaker 2: not have stayed, but she won't stay long. I don't
Speaker 2: think she might be a very nice person. Not putting
Speaker 2: her down as a lady. It's just not the right fit.
Speaker 2: You know. I feel like you're bullying her right now,
Speaker 2: and I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. That's not the that's not our show.
Speaker 1: That's not the type of show we do. Right, No, right,
Speaker 1: we don't bully people.
Speaker 2: But you bullied Joys to Wit and the real Joys
Speaker 2: to Wait both. You're just constantly you write to her online. Okay,
Speaker 2: so then we have if.
Speaker 1: I had like a weird you found out that, like
Speaker 1: I actually spend time bullying.
Speaker 2: Joyce to Wit, Like she's like, well, she never know.
Speaker 1: She did put out a restraining order against me, which
Speaker 1: is weird because you know, I think I have my reasons.
Speaker 2: She's done some stuff to me. Okay, that's going off
Speaker 2: into a Sometimes I get their names wrong because I'm
Speaker 2: not I don't know them yet. But white dressed lady
Speaker 2: m Yes, yeah, okay, I got it right. So she
Speaker 2: just I was like little bullet points. She doesn't know
Speaker 2: her dad I felt even though he was going to
Speaker 2: go in for the kiss with her that was like
Speaker 2: the first kiss. Didn't it seem to you that she
Speaker 2: was a little uncomfortable with how close he was getting.
Speaker 2: Not that he did anything wrong, of course, but she
Speaker 2: was sort of not making eye contact and sort of
Speaker 2: talking a lot, which is what I would do. I'd
Speaker 2: be like, is there more Champagne? I cannot make out
Speaker 2: with him unless I'm very drunk. Okay, I got a
Speaker 2: very different take. Interesting, I'm going to tell you what
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: I thought she okay, first of all, I thought she
Speaker 1: came in there she had a game plan, which was
Speaker 1: to say, I think she, you know, knew the stuff
Speaker 1: about his family, and so she went right in with
Speaker 1: the like, yeah, I didn't even know my dad, Like
Speaker 1: she came right in with a trauma dump.
Speaker 2: And she also.
Speaker 1: Told everybody She's like, yeah, I don't kiss on the
Speaker 1: first date, which I think was kind of pick me,
Speaker 1: you know. And then that's why I was not surprised
Speaker 1: that she did kiss on the first date. And then
Speaker 1: she did the whole like, oh my god, I hardly
Speaker 1: ever kiss on the first date. That's nice that I kissed.
Speaker 1: So I think she was all for it.
Speaker 2: I did when they're kissing. When they were kissing, hearing
Speaker 2: the other people like, oh my god, they're kissing, and
Speaker 2: someone goes, are you sorry us? I don't know who
Speaker 2: said that, but that was stuck in my head all
Speaker 2: that are you sorry us that they're kissing? Are you sorry?
Speaker 2: Right now? Who did that from you?
Speaker 1: It wasn't on the other season that talked like that.
Speaker 2: We didn't. Oh yeah our main bachelor jo Nah you
Speaker 2: guys today we're gonna go in the mud. No, but
Speaker 2: are you sorry right now? Are rall? They're cussing? Are
Speaker 2: you sorry? Oh my god? That is really funny. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was surprised that he had the reaction.
Speaker 1: She was the one who was like, whoever kisses him first,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be like so sorrs like that is going
Speaker 1: to be like the thing, like what whatever? Once somebody
Speaker 1: kisses them like, it's on. So, but were you surprised
Speaker 1: that she's she was the pick for the first kiss?
Speaker 2: Kinda? I didn't see it coming. I didn't, I you know,
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think it means all that much.
Speaker 2: I think he likes her, He was attracted to her.
Speaker 2: He was scooting he was scooching her over, you know,
Speaker 2: he was like, let's go. He was ready. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: like and I do not mind that this is a
Speaker 2: show where it is a consensual show where people are
Speaker 2: going on to go on dates to kiss. If someone
Speaker 2: said they weren't ready or whatever, they would say that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: In fact, he's very kind of sweetly. I felt says
Speaker 1: at one point about somebody else and like, okay, we'll.
Speaker 2: Get to that.
Speaker 1: But he's like, yeah, I felt like I would could
Speaker 1: kiss her, but like I didn't think she seemed.
Speaker 2: Like ready for that. Yeah. I like that. So he's
Speaker 2: very emotionally. He's got a nice EQ nice high EQ
Speaker 2: as they say, but he's yeah, but he's also kind
Speaker 2: of you know, he's assertive. He's probably a little bit
Speaker 2: of a bad but there's a little bad boy there
Speaker 2: even you know, they're not showcasing that, but this guy
Speaker 2: isn't like a saint. And I like that. He's like,
Speaker 2: I want to kiss her. I'm gonna go in for
Speaker 2: the kiss. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I liked it too. I liked it too. So she's
Speaker 1: like but her thing was like she's like I had
Speaker 1: a single mom and she scrubbed toilets and she, you know,
Speaker 1: we had we were super super poor, but like Tata,
Speaker 1: she became strong and it taught me to be strong,
Speaker 1: you know. And then there then they're bonding over the
Speaker 1: fact that they both like the movie The Notebook, which
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Like, very basic, right, so Bersarka. Then then Dina, No,
Speaker 2: then so did you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I had Juliana next, Oh, I may have missed something.
Speaker 2: My TV did a weird thing for a second. I
Speaker 2: think it kind of jumped. Oh, I may have jumped.
Speaker 1: Well, then you missed some stuff, So let me tell
Speaker 1: you Juliana. Yeah, because I had Dina's later, okay, much later,
Speaker 1: a couple people that he sits with, first Juliana and
Speaker 1: she plays the piano.
Speaker 2: Did you see that? I miss that?
Speaker 1: No? Yeah, So she's playing the piano and she's really good.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: And then she tells him they're kind of bonding and
Speaker 1: she's like, I love He's like, what artists?
Speaker 2: What are your favorite artists?
Speaker 1: And she goes, this is gonna sound funny, but like
Speaker 1: my I love pop, smoke and Frank Sinatra and he
Speaker 1: kind of thinks that's cute. And then she's she says
Speaker 1: she's Italian, and we find out this is a package
Speaker 1: that she was in a relationship for a really long
Speaker 1: time and the guy was cheating on her constantly. So
Speaker 1: she's got some relationship trauma, but she loves her family,
Speaker 1: and she's like she starts crying in her package, and
Speaker 1: she's like, my family was really there for me in
Speaker 1: this bad relationship where I was constantly getting cheated on,
Speaker 1: but my family helped me through it. And then those
Speaker 1: two make out. Okay, god, I did are you sorry?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And also you're going to be bombed at the next
Speaker 1: thing you missed, which was Carolina.
Speaker 2: My god, she's what happened here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't see this part she started where she
Speaker 1: cries because later she's going to be like, I can't
Speaker 1: believe I was crying earlier.
Speaker 2: You could tell me anything right now, which would be
Speaker 2: really funny. You'd be like, she said your name, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you missed it. She turned to the camera,
Speaker 2: broke the fourth wall and was like, Cecily, are you watching?
Speaker 2: You miss that? She was like, I love Rose Pricks.
Speaker 2: I love it so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's yeah, so she's I wrote, I don't
Speaker 1: really understand this conversation, but they're both She's saying like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, my parents are so amazing, like I
Speaker 1: have like the most amazing parents. Then she starts crying,
Speaker 1: and you're like, for no reason. She seems kind of
Speaker 1: a little emotionally unstable and we're not sure why. And
Speaker 1: then she keeps going like I don't know why I'm
Speaker 1: crying right now. I'm just like this is so weird
Speaker 1: and awkward that I'm crying. Like I told myself I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to cry, but like now I'm crying, and
Speaker 1: and then she's like, God, I just really love my parents,
Speaker 1: and then he that's the one that he says. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to kiss her, but like having
Speaker 1: a moment, I feel like she's into kissing on the
Speaker 1: first night, and I respect that, so we cool.
Speaker 2: Then we have a quick.
Speaker 1: Montage of hey, I'm joysy, Hey I saw that, and
Speaker 1: the curly and curly hair girl and Sarah Fina, and
Speaker 1: then Janey plays basketball with him, and now we're at
Speaker 1: Dina right right, Okay, I don't know what happened there,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I had so mind skipped to like Dina.
Speaker 1: They're just kind of starting some boring conversation and then
Speaker 1: some rando girl comes in. Yeah, and they're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, somebody's here. There's no a limo pulls up,
Speaker 1: a giant limo and it's like dun dun, du duh,
Speaker 1: who's here? And they think it's an ex girlfriend and
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: And didn't you write it? I was like, well, it's
Speaker 2: his sister. It looks just like him. It's clearly a sister.
Speaker 1: But even before, but we met his sister at the
Speaker 1: beginning of the episode, and now they're trying to trick us,
Speaker 1: like we're seeing her just from the back and it's
Speaker 1: just and she's already she's adorable, she's lovely.
Speaker 2: Season well, he starts out, tries to trick you, but
Speaker 2: he's like, this is the lady in my life. It's
Speaker 2: my sister, you guys. And so it's Taylor. And the
Speaker 2: thing is is like she's kind of she's she's lovely,
Speaker 2: she's a wonderful woman. I'm sure, but it's very boring.
Speaker 2: Nothing like juicy comes out of this. No, she has
Speaker 2: like she has a PowerPoint presentation now basically with like
Speaker 2: baby pictures, like what's sexier than wanting to see the
Speaker 2: guy you're about to make out with? As a two
Speaker 2: year old like the first later sure, like I'd love
Speaker 2: to see you as a kid, but not right away
Speaker 2: now when you're like getting your chemistry and your pheromones going.
Speaker 2: They've done up.
Speaker 1: They've done this better. First of First of all, when
Speaker 1: they did it that, when they did this exact thing,
Speaker 1: they did it with Charity and they had her brother.
Speaker 1: But it was so much better because he was sneaky
Speaker 1: and he was disguised.
Speaker 2: Remember he was pretending to be the bartender at the party.
Speaker 1: Yes, because Isaac, because we got some actual gossip that
Speaker 1: we got. We got a guy out of there. We
Speaker 1: had the guy that was kind of being disrespectful and
Speaker 1: saying he really wasn't there for the right reasons. Remember,
Speaker 1: And the brother goes and tells her yeah, and she
Speaker 1: gets rid of a guy over it. Also, everything she
Speaker 1: says is so boring.
Speaker 2: She's like, okay, you guys, but in all seriousness, my
Speaker 2: brother is here to find true love, but he is
Speaker 2: not here to get engaged. He wants it all. He
Speaker 2: wants to get engaged and have a soulmate. Good night.
Speaker 2: Like that's a big mic drop, and you're like, what
Speaker 2: did I just waste eight minutes on It's probably why
Speaker 2: I skipped ahead, because I probably was like what is this?
Speaker 2: And then I just kept going oh.
Speaker 1: And then when she she's like, yeah, guess what, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick around at this party for what And
Speaker 1: then like you said, just to show pictures of him
Speaker 1: as a baby, like oh, and then the girls are like, oh,
Speaker 1: tell us about like his exes and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had an ex for a long time. Because he's
Speaker 1: very emotionally available.
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Speaker 1: So she says the sisters like he loves hard blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, and she's out really quickly.
Speaker 2: Luckily, they didn't make us hang with that too long. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they really try to overdo this thing with the women.
Speaker 2: They're all before she even comes in. These women are
Speaker 2: And this is where I was worried that there's not
Speaker 2: gonna be a lot of drama because the women are like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: Right? It's you know, yeah, because I don't care really
Speaker 1: because all I wrote for her.
Speaker 2: Lydia comes over and she has journey questions. She's like,
Speaker 2: I know you're on your journey and you said that
Speaker 2: you're gonna do this on your journey. Journey, journey, journey, journey, journey,
Speaker 2: and I just said I don't think he's under her,
Speaker 2: and then I was wrong. Then she but the immediately okay,
Speaker 2: but like I'm confused because you say, like you want
Speaker 2: a baby, but like you drive a Ferrari. Would you
Speaker 2: know that?
Speaker 1: She was like you drive a Ferrari? Like she doesn't
Speaker 1: do with you complaining. She's like, yeah, like where's the
Speaker 1: baby gonna go? And he says, well, I also have
Speaker 1: like an Acura, which is like, okay, how many cars
Speaker 1: do you have?
Speaker 2: Basically c cute about that though, he was like, you know,
Speaker 2: go like a twenty nineteen a year. But he's like, stop,
Speaker 2: that's so gross. Where's the baby gonna go? Yeah? Down, yeah,
Speaker 2: And she goes this like he's kind of into her,
Speaker 2: and then she just goes I'm excited. I'm special. I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I just wrote breathy. I'm so exciting. He says this, though, he's.
Speaker 1: Like, you don't get told no ah lot huh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're so beautiful.
Speaker 2: I was like, is she that Like she didn't do
Speaker 2: it for me. That's why I initially was like, he's
Speaker 2: not into her, but then he was. She just kind
Speaker 2: of talked him into it. She's fine, she's great, but
Speaker 2: she wasn't like amazing. I wasn't like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: she's the prettiest girl here. There's there are many that
Speaker 2: are prettier.
Speaker 1: So then I was like, is he being disingenuous when
Speaker 1: he says you're you're so beautiful?
Speaker 2: But I don't know, maybe a little bit so now
Speaker 2: just a big moment. Yeah. Yeah. He comes in with
Speaker 2: the first impression Rose and tries to make the biggest
Speaker 2: to do about it, which I guess it is a
Speaker 2: little different because not only do you get to secure
Speaker 2: your spot in the house, but you will get the
Speaker 2: first date. Isn't that hasn't they haven't They done that
Speaker 2: in the past, though they actually like this is the
Speaker 2: first time they've ever done this. They they do act.
Speaker 1: Like it's the first time they've ever done this, and
Speaker 1: it was not that exciting.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, well, here's what they did before.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they've ever said that the first
Speaker 1: impression roses the first one on one, but let's remember
Speaker 1: it was a few seasons ago they did that thing
Speaker 1: where they were like, and I'm trying to picture the
Speaker 1: girl got it. She ended up being kind of a
Speaker 1: villain or maybe, but they said that if you get
Speaker 1: the first impression rose, you can also block somebody from
Speaker 1: having a one on like steal.
Speaker 2: So yeah, da dumb. And then she threw it in
Speaker 2: the fire. Yes, I'm not gonna use that. It was
Speaker 2: so stupid. They tried something that was so stupid. This
Speaker 2: at least wasn't that. But I mean it should go
Speaker 2: without saying. I think the first impressed should get the
Speaker 2: first like.
Speaker 1: They really should, because otherwise, what is the first impression?
Speaker 2: Row?
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it's that you're safe on elimination night,
Speaker 1: but obviously you would be safe. You know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: it is kind of weird because you get.
Speaker 2: The rose.
Speaker 1: Obviously because he likes you so obviously he wouldn't be
Speaker 1: sending you home, so it doesn't so you should get
Speaker 1: the first one on one.
Speaker 2: Right, okay. So which brings us right into Alex and
Speaker 2: Linda the Lama. They go to have like a chat
Speaker 2: and she's so on right. She's so like, so you
Speaker 2: day trade, I'm a speech therapist. You day trade, I'm
Speaker 2: a speech I talked to you past like she was
Speaker 2: driving me crazy, but he liked it.
Speaker 1: Okay, but it's so funny because I wrote he thinks
Speaker 1: she's too much I can already tell, and no I was,
Speaker 1: but you.
Speaker 2: Were wrong, see I was. She's very and then she
Speaker 2: gives him up. Friend, she calms down a little for
Speaker 2: the French lesson not that much though.
Speaker 1: Also he she just talks, talks, talks, and then he
Speaker 1: tries to talk. He tries to say something and she interrupts.
Speaker 1: So he's like, okay, cool, like you can talk, and
Speaker 1: she's like no, no, no, go ahead, you could talk.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like I'm interrupting you. So he tries
Speaker 1: again and again she's like huh. Well, I was just gonna.
Speaker 2: Say, like, oh girl, yeah, it's not working for me,
Speaker 2: but for some reason it works for him. I don't know.
Speaker 2: So you go back into the ladies are nervously combing
Speaker 2: their extensions.
Speaker 1: Well also they but then she gives the French lesson
Speaker 1: and the last thing is like basically in French. She
Speaker 1: tells them we can stop this French lesson if like
Speaker 1: we kiss. So they kiss, and then she's like, that's
Speaker 1: a French kiss. It's so it's so much. I don't
Speaker 1: know what my note is here. When we go back
Speaker 1: to the ladies, I just said Ella is worried. Champagne sparkles.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. What that means. We
Speaker 1: get a bunch of quick hits. Yeah, the Vicky Vicky
Speaker 1: Viva Las Vegas. Vicky sits with them and they make
Speaker 1: out that he sits with Zoe or Zoe. Oh, and
Speaker 1: I wrote, she's not like other girls. Oh, I thought
Speaker 1: for sure you were going to have a lot of
Speaker 1: notes about this. She's like, yeah, I'm not like other girls.
Speaker 1: Like growing up, I was like pretty much a nerd.
Speaker 2: Like just like science, like geeking out, like I want
Speaker 2: to dance I'm the one you go to. I just
Speaker 2: want to play VIDs lavids. And then so poor Savannah,
Speaker 2: I just kept writing like, oh girl, he does not
Speaker 2: care about that cake, the old natty, nasty old cake
Speaker 2: that you got there. And then she's like, tries to
Speaker 2: do is this where she tries to go out with
Speaker 2: the cake, like this is going to be the thing,
Speaker 2: And he's kissing Zoe and she's like, oh no, And
Speaker 2: I just wrote yeah, because you know, it's the Bachelor,
Speaker 2: so he's going to be kissing. He's not just sitting
Speaker 2: there waiting for your weird cake. He doesn't want that.
Speaker 1: Also, okay, this is just a side note I have
Speaker 1: that we need to discuss. But what is it like?
Speaker 2: I think that being a wedding.
Speaker 1: Planner is probably the least sexy job for a guy, right,
Speaker 1: It's just it feels like a weird, like you're over
Speaker 1: focused on weddings and men are not focused on weddings.
Speaker 1: I know very few men who give a fuck about
Speaker 1: the wedding itself.
Speaker 2: They want to get married.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying they don't, but they don't care that
Speaker 1: much about the wedding. And if they do, they're weird.
Speaker 1: If they're the kind of guy that's like, no, you
Speaker 1: need to run every detail of it.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: So I don't know why we have so many rom
Speaker 1: coms where the woman is like a wedding planner.
Speaker 2: I don't know which. It shouldn't be a thing. It's
Speaker 2: just bad. It's like somebody did it, and so everyone copy.
Speaker 2: It's like this where everyone's like a magazine writer and
Speaker 2: they all work in cubicles writing for a magazine, and
Speaker 2: it's either that or their wedding planner.
Speaker 1: It's the same, but the wedding planner is even worse.
Speaker 1: At least a magazine writer, you're a writer, which is
Speaker 1: kind of cool, but also they never pay this off.
Speaker 1: It was so weird. So they show Savannah coming in
Speaker 1: with the cake and you're like, oh my god, she's
Speaker 1: so shocked. Is the cake gonna fall? Is she going
Speaker 1: to try to interrupt? We go to commercial, we come back,
Speaker 1: he's with somebody else, He's with Natalie. It was an
Speaker 1: editing issue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was really weird. I noticed that too, And
Speaker 2: then then double anoid. He's talking to Natalie and she's
Speaker 2: she does the like one thing I know about me
Speaker 2: is like, I'm just like a genius who's fueled by
Speaker 2: I'm fueled by kids and making their lives better. That's
Speaker 2: is one thing I know about me. It's our least
Speaker 2: favorite thing. And he's like, okay, sold, Yes.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm getting my doctorate, but like most of
Speaker 1: the time, I'm just like in hospitals and I care
Speaker 1: about heads and I do make their lives better.
Speaker 2: But that's if there's two things you need to know
Speaker 2: about me, it's that I make kids' lives better and
Speaker 2: I'm ready for their journey. Yeah I'm ready. I'm ready
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: So okay, but I just want to come back to
Speaker 1: this editing issue for one second because I literally lost
Speaker 1: time because I ran it all the way back. I
Speaker 1: was like, maybe my my DVR did something weird and
Speaker 1: I skipped ahead because it so I went all the
Speaker 1: way back to the end when Savannah's coming out again,
Speaker 1: and then I watched through the commercials. I was like,
Speaker 1: I must have missed something, and no I didn't.
Speaker 2: I feel like you should text your friend and ask
Speaker 2: what happened with that. I'm not going to do that, okay,
Speaker 2: but okay, so then we have Rose. Now this is confusing.
Speaker 2: So my Rose, and she's not my number one pick
Speaker 2: I have like three We'll get to that. But I
Speaker 2: I love her, and I did not think he was
Speaker 2: into her at first. She's the one she brings in
Speaker 2: blindfolds and she's going to do like a ghost moment
Speaker 2: where they like make clay for no reason. She's like
Speaker 2: full on making a penis and if you notice that
Speaker 2: she's like making a big penis that she then turns
Speaker 2: into like a circle, like a little ring, right, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, whatever, I just don't think this is it.
Speaker 2: But then I was shocked. He was like, all right,
Speaker 2: how about you keep your blindfold on and just turn
Speaker 2: to me because he wants to go in for a kiss,
Speaker 2: which seems nice, and I just, yeah, you go ahead.
Speaker 1: I was just going to say she had the most
Speaker 1: massive vocal fry.
Speaker 2: She's just like, I didn't notice that.
Speaker 1: Guys say they love me, but they're not really loving me.
Speaker 1: And I'm like super ready to be with a guy
Speaker 1: who like means what he says.
Speaker 2: I didn't notice that. I always you would think that,
Speaker 2: but I and I always noticed it, but I didn't
Speaker 2: in this case. I'm sure I will now go back.
Speaker 2: I'm not going back. That's gone forever. Because though I
Speaker 2: can't just absolutely, we have so many things to watch. Rose. Okay,
Speaker 2: So she's.
Speaker 1: He looks at the ring when when they take the
Speaker 1: blindfield off, and he's like and she's like, my ring
Speaker 1: is so big, and he's like, yeah, it's probably like
Speaker 1: an ankle monitor.
Speaker 2: He should have said it's like a cock ring. And
Speaker 2: then he's like, my cock ring, if you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, wink wink. But they laughed so hard, and
Speaker 2: I could totally see bonding over something like that, like
Speaker 2: really bad art or something that you've gone and you
Speaker 2: just think it's so funny. And I thought they were
Speaker 2: so cute together and I loved it. Yes, okay, So
Speaker 2: then Grant goes in the other room. They're all all
Speaker 2: the ladies are in there, getting all nervous, and he
Speaker 2: so awkwardly picks up the rose and they're like oooo
Speaker 2: and he's like, yeah, I got to give out this rose. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I just wrote out she like leaves. And were you
Speaker 2: surprised that it was Alex that gets the rose?
Speaker 1: I was very surprised, but so and when he's walking
Speaker 1: by the other women, mm our girl, well your girl,
Speaker 1: cause I don't really like her as much anymore. But
Speaker 1: Carolina is just like she's already being very bitchy. She
Speaker 1: thinks she should get the rose. She's annoyed, and then
Speaker 1: she's like, that's probably because I cried. No, it's probably
Speaker 1: because she likes somebody else better. Yeah, she's very self Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So so he gives it to I'm kind of
Speaker 2: shocked by that, but then I thought about it. Even
Speaker 2: though she kind of annoyed me, it is kind of
Speaker 2: cute that she brought a llama, Like, I didn't like
Speaker 2: that they made the lama stay there that long. But
Speaker 2: she's quirky and kind of fun and herself. And that's
Speaker 2: where he says. He's like, I what, that's what he
Speaker 2: likes about her. He's like, she's quirky, and she's she's smart,
Speaker 2: and she's beautiful, and she's she's quirky and goofy, and
Speaker 2: you know, he's kind of smitten. I like that he's
Speaker 2: smitten with a few, and I like, I'm with him
Speaker 2: on almost everybody. So okay, now it's time already for
Speaker 2: the rose ceremony.
Speaker 1: You think she just was so hyped up, Like he
Speaker 1: seems like he's got a much mellower personality.
Speaker 2: But maybe he likes that sometimes I'm hyped up, and
Speaker 2: I like a chill dude because I want the balance
Speaker 2: of the chill dude. If they're too chill, well they
Speaker 2: have to. I mean they're chill but also kind of angry,
Speaker 2: like not just chill, chill, like not chill perfectly like
Speaker 2: happy and healthy right chill.
Speaker 1: With like also with like addiction issues.
Speaker 2: Like picture, Like I was just gonna say, like picture
Speaker 2: like Charlie Sheen at the end of Garis Bueller, like
Speaker 2: that guy. I kind of like that guy, you know,
Speaker 2: And so I'm sort of the I'm the sister, like
Speaker 2: kind of do goody right erotic sister, and I like
Speaker 2: that guy and he's just like you're Jennifer Gray. Yes,
Speaker 2: for sure, I'll mark art and then for real and
Speaker 2: then that guy I remember there was like an artist.
Speaker 2: I went to performing arts high school and so I
Speaker 2: was a theater girl. We had four different things. You
Speaker 2: could be art, whatever, dance, music, theater. I was theater
Speaker 2: and I had crushes on all these like really chill,
Speaker 2: very high art dudes that kind of look like that
Speaker 2: and be like, hey man, you gotta slow down, girl.
Speaker 2: A lot of that and I'm like, yeah, I do,
Speaker 2: I know, I know so my point is opposite is
Speaker 2: a tract sometimes, right, that's all that to say. So, okay,
Speaker 2: Rose ceremony I have, don't get mad at me. I
Speaker 2: skipped a little ahead of he said a lot of shit,
Speaker 2: but I don't think he said a lot of shit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like they come out blah blah blah. He's ready to
Speaker 2: find his wife. Okay, so should we just read who
Speaker 2: we get? Who we have?
Speaker 1: Yes? So well, I went like in order, Yeah, me too,
Speaker 1: So yeah, Lydia, I have lot Ladia having a hard.
Speaker 2: Time to you some of their names. It is Lydia,
Speaker 2: but he says them weird sometimes, So we're gonna have
Speaker 2: a hard time at the beginning because he says names
Speaker 2: a little off. Rose I got. Then he says Zoe,
Speaker 2: and I wrote, isn't her name Zoe? I think he
Speaker 2: has a little confus used Elle. Ella, Yeah, Ella, I
Speaker 2: need jersey a jersey. I was surprised she got called
Speaker 2: so early. Yeah, she's kind of she's just kind of
Speaker 2: I could see her blending in the middle though. She's
Speaker 2: very pretty. So he's like, let's just let's let's find
Speaker 2: out he's got a little Her name is Ali Joe,
Speaker 2: and I was thinking about Joe from Facts of Life.
Speaker 2: She's got a little bit of Nancy mckeann eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we can call her Joe and we'll call
Speaker 1: the other girl, Bob. Sure, we're joiced to wit, Natalie
Speaker 1: the hospital lady, Juliana, the Italian piano.
Speaker 2: Player, Vicky, Vicky Vegas, Vicky Vegas. Then your girl. M hmm.
Speaker 1: Now the next none I was like, was was that
Speaker 1: RIDICKI or somebody else? I had Beverly Now, okay, then
Speaker 1: it's Beverly. Yeah, but there might have been someone in
Speaker 1: between because I couldn't miss one.
Speaker 2: No, I was like, I can't.
Speaker 1: I got her confused, So that was Beverly even I'm
Speaker 1: changing it into my notes Bev. Then Bob, and I
Speaker 1: was like, why No, I was that. I wasn't surprised
Speaker 1: though she came in. She came in like a well hurricane,
Speaker 1: she's fine. Then Dina, who I was like, Now that's
Speaker 1: where I was like, oh no, God, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: So we knew, we did kind of know, but she's.
Speaker 1: Got such a strange vibe, I think for sure.
Speaker 2: Then we have Chloe, who I'm calling kloy because Chloe,
Speaker 2: I spell it the way I'm going to say it. Cloy,
Speaker 2: then Rebecca with a K, Rebecca with a lot of keys,
Speaker 2: and she she did not get hard. She hardly got
Speaker 2: any screen time. You got to know her not at all,
Speaker 2: but fine Sarah Fina right, and then uh is it.
Speaker 1: Alisha Alicia who I thought it was interesting because I
Speaker 1: was thinking maybe she would get the first impression Rose
Speaker 1: because she was the first kiss and they kind of bonded.
Speaker 1: I was surprised that she was so far down in
Speaker 1: the you know, the giving up roses order. Well, then
Speaker 1: we had the final Rose. And I have to say,
Speaker 1: as we've known in the past, it's very often a
Speaker 1: producer pick it's somebody they don't want to give it to.
Speaker 2: You could tell he's over it. He's not that excited,
Speaker 2: they'll say, if he's interviewed to I look sad because
Speaker 2: I'm sending all these other women home, and I have
Speaker 2: this No, he's sad because they made her, like, made
Speaker 2: him choose somebody he didn't want, right, and that was Parsa.
Speaker 2: And I'm standing by that. There's no way she's going
Speaker 2: to go so like far and it's just it's not
Speaker 2: I don't know why they do that. Let him pick
Speaker 2: who he wants. I think that they should. You know what,
Speaker 2: I would love to see you got twenty five people, right,
Speaker 2: they come on the show, and then he's like, honestly,
Speaker 2: I'm really only into five of them. I want to
Speaker 2: do it my way and send him all home and
Speaker 2: then just spend the entire time with these five that
Speaker 2: you actually really like. That's what I would like.
Speaker 1: But sometimes there's like a dark horse in there. Sometimes
Speaker 1: people come out from behind that. It's happened on many
Speaker 1: seasons where you're like, oh, I forgot about this person's
Speaker 1: even exists, and suddenly they're the top two. So I
Speaker 1: think you need that, yeah, a little But because if
Speaker 1: they only picked five that he seemed really into very
Speaker 1: early on, you're going to be like, oh, this person's
Speaker 1: a bitch, like he's not gonna write, and then it's
Speaker 1: going to be too obvious, so you gotta kind of
Speaker 1: bury it a little bit. But I think that usually
Speaker 1: even Night one, we know somebody who we don't like,
Speaker 1: and then they keep that person that not we don't
Speaker 1: like like is annoying, but it seems like they're going
Speaker 1: to be a problem. And I didn't like Parisa. We
Speaker 1: know he doesn't like her, but she's not going to
Speaker 1: be problematic. I don't think that's a good point. It's
Speaker 1: not just to keep it for the drama, like they
Speaker 1: just had to have, you know, for whatever.
Speaker 2: Which tells you that there might not be a lot
Speaker 2: of drama. They're better be I know, I told you
Speaker 2: I so want to be the bachelorette so that I
Speaker 2: could be like, Okay, I'd choose whatever two guys I like,
Speaker 2: and they'll be like that guy over there smoking and
Speaker 2: they're like, that's a PA. He's not a contestant on
Speaker 2: the show, and like, that's why I want that guy.
Speaker 2: That guy texting somebody another girl and they're like, again,
Speaker 2: that's a that's a producer on the show, right, He's
Speaker 2: not somebody with whom you can choose.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I was shocked to see who she sent. I mean
Speaker 2: who he sent. There was a couple of people like
Speaker 2: curly hair, basketball went home, right, I know, shocking. She's
Speaker 2: so cute. It's that's that was a crime. That was insane.
Speaker 2: Now you called Christina who went jewel she went home?
Speaker 1: And then my basketball player Janey.
Speaker 2: She's so cute, cute? Was she the one that they
Speaker 2: sent somebody there? Like she's saying goodbye and she's like,
Speaker 2: I love you guys like you love you. Literally met
Speaker 2: them like six hours ago. I love you, Mina, we
Speaker 2: love you all.
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, it was probably twelve hours ago.
Speaker 1: That first night is a bitch. They're there all night long.
Speaker 2: I love you. Let's not throw around.
Speaker 1: Like Janey was really sad. She was very upset. And
Speaker 1: remember when she goes, I just did not think I
Speaker 1: was going to go home night one, like we have
Speaker 1: so much in common, but like, yeah, I know, but
Speaker 1: I just really really like her.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that your favorite went home. I
Speaker 2: am sorry to hear that. It sounds like you're pretty
Speaker 2: shaken up about it.
Speaker 1: So she went home with Kylie Highie went home surprising.
Speaker 1: We liked her from night one, from and from our
Speaker 1: uh you know, our cat roses.
Speaker 2: Then Linda. I was surprised he didn't choose lind But
Speaker 2: he's like, okay, and the he does not even really
Speaker 2: pay attention. Then he's like and Linda and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the Lama and he's like, oh whatever, just keep her.
Speaker 1: And you know who Elvis was sent home was Nissi,
Speaker 1: who I loved from our castros I called she Okay,
Speaker 1: you know who Nissi is. Remember she's the one who
Speaker 1: is wearing the orange top and doing like a side sidday. Yes,
Speaker 1: and she has a beautiful smile.
Speaker 2: She was one of my tops. She's a peach Trician.
Speaker 1: Right, SAME's she she her fun facts where she wanted
Speaker 1: to be a spy and but then we also didn't
Speaker 1: like that her. One of her fun facts was she
Speaker 1: wants to be invited to the annual Kardashian Christmas party.
Speaker 1: And then Ridika was said she was the one who
Speaker 1: was insisting on all the Bollywood dancing.
Speaker 2: Like too much and would not and like literally would
Speaker 2: not stop, wouldn't let it stop. I'm fine to let
Speaker 2: all those people go.
Speaker 1: I mean I was surprised by Savannah, Savannah the wedding planner.
Speaker 2: She was sent home, thank god. And then Linda Linda
Speaker 2: Linda yes. And then Linda finally got to go to sleep,
Speaker 2: not like I put to sleep, but liked go and
Speaker 2: get nast.
Speaker 1: Then we had so we say goodbye to everybody. Then
Speaker 1: we had the deep teas mm hmmm. And it looks
Speaker 1: see see people had different opinions about this. I thought
Speaker 1: it looked kind of dramatic, but there weren't any the
Speaker 1: big drama. Okay, I'm gonna say this. This is not
Speaker 1: a spoiler. This is just like, this is not like
Speaker 1: any kind of reality Steve thing, which I don't know,
Speaker 1: haven't read. This is just sort of like an interview
Speaker 1: that Grant gave. So they in the tease, they make
Speaker 1: it seem like he really doesn't know who he's going
Speaker 1: to pick. At the end, he's like, there's two women
Speaker 1: and I'm just I love them both.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then Jesse's like, you got a pit man. You know,
Speaker 1: we got to We're on a production schedule. We got
Speaker 1: to break for lunch. If we don't break right now,
Speaker 1: the crew we goes into overtime and we can't have that.
Speaker 1: So you've got to pick. And and he's like, ah,
Speaker 1: he goes it's an hour. You got one hour, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't know. Well, later he does an
Speaker 1: interview and he says he did know who he wanted.
Speaker 1: He just was feeling really torn about having to break
Speaker 1: somebody's heart.
Speaker 2: Now do we.
Speaker 1: Think that he's doing damage control like after the fact,
Speaker 1: because now he did pick somebody, and it looks bad
Speaker 1: to the person who he picked to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just could have flipped a coin.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying. I think he's telling
Speaker 2: the truth on that one. I'm gonna say he's being earnest.
Speaker 2: Either way, I mean probably we'll never really know, but like,
Speaker 2: either way, it's reasonable that he just was like, I
Speaker 2: really don't know. I haven't had enough time with these ladies.
Speaker 2: Whichever one I like them both, I can't decide. Or
Speaker 2: I knew what I wanted but didn't. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: either way he's forgiven.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna remind you of something you may have
Speaker 1: forgotten about, but we loved. Remember when Jerry O'Connell's brother,
Speaker 1: Charlie O'Connell was the Bachelor, or we never talk about
Speaker 1: this that much because I think that it was going
Speaker 1: against all things the whole culture of the Bachelor. Charlie
Speaker 1: O'Connell was so freakin funny on his season, and I
Speaker 1: do believe that he got sober at so point and
Speaker 1: then got Jerry sober, like I liked him for so
Speaker 1: many reasons. I mean, this was way later, and he
Speaker 1: was really funny during his season, and I'm getting I'm
Speaker 1: getting to why I bring him up. But during his
Speaker 1: season He had this one girl who seemed very kind
Speaker 1: of diva ish and they were sitting at a table
Speaker 1: and she had her per and he goes, are you
Speaker 1: just going to have your.
Speaker 2: Purse there or something? Remember?
Speaker 1: Oh you got your purse and she's like yeah, and
Speaker 1: then he goes, oh, so then she like puts on
Speaker 1: He's like, with your sunglasses and your purse. Like it
Speaker 1: was just really funny. It was very sarcastic. Well, end
Speaker 1: of his season, he picks both he has like a
Speaker 1: top two and he's like, yeah, I just want to
Speaker 1: date both of you guys. See how it goes.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that? Yes? Kind of? And I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: I get it. It makes sense.
Speaker 1: It is normal and then a healthy way to be
Speaker 1: dating the one it was this little blonde girl, I
Speaker 1: think her name was Sarah. He ends up with her
Speaker 1: like later he guess he breaks up with the other
Speaker 1: girl and dates her for any They dated for like
Speaker 1: a while, h but they never got engaged.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I like that though, you know that I'd
Speaker 2: like to rex like re not edit, but I just
Speaker 2: want to reimagine the whole show so that it's like
Speaker 2: shit that people actually do, right. I think it'd be
Speaker 2: fun if there was a thing where it's like I
Speaker 2: don't really like this girl anymore, but she's still in
Speaker 2: the house and he just full on ghosts her. It's
Speaker 2: like I was talking to him and he's just not
Speaker 2: even talking back, like I'm not even there, Like do
Speaker 2: what real people do? People like that shit? Right? Exactly?
Speaker 2: All right, guys, all right.
Speaker 1: Well it's been it's been real spending time with you, guys,
Speaker 1: and we will be back tomorrow. Yeah for real Housewives
Speaker 1: of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: That's right, And if you didn't, if you came in
Speaker 2: on the second one, you want to listen to the
Speaker 2: first part because we really break down a lot of
Speaker 2: stuff there too. On The Bachelor. We're happy to be back.
Speaker 1: And all of our shouts for the week are on
Speaker 1: part one, so if you're if you miss that, go
Speaker 1: back and listen for everyone.
Speaker 2: Thank you are our little part.
Speaker 1: Good day, and this week on our Patreon. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: going to be doing our predictions. We're going to come
Speaker 1: up We're each going to come up with our top
Speaker 1: four and a prediction for who's going to win. The
Speaker 1: whole thing will probably be totally wrong, but we've been
Speaker 1: right in the past.
Speaker 2: In case have we Yeah, we have m oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you love Devin. You knew he was gonna I mean,
Speaker 2: I still do. I mean nothing. I called Kelsey, don't
Speaker 2: for let's not forget. I called Kelsey, you did, and
Speaker 2: I called Grant. I was wrong about him winning, but
Speaker 2: I was right about him winning, if you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Yes, and you were right about him being in the top.
Speaker 1: We have called, correctly called some of the top people.
Speaker 1: But anyway, let's not pow our souls on the back
Speaker 1: too much. We'll see what happens this year. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a little surprising. Yeah, okay, thank you guys,
Speaker 1: Love you guys.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye,