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Speaker 1: Welcome to soft core History. Welcome back to soft core History.

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I'm your host for the week, Dan Chester, joined as

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always by beautiful Rob Fox. Today what makes me so pretty? Today?

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You're not wearing a hat. Get the hair out.

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Speaker 2: Get on the YouTube YouTube dot com slash softcore history

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and check this shit out. People don't think this is working.

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They don't know why I'm wearing a hat all the times.

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Because I'm lazy, That's all it is.

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Speaker 1: But that's hat hair. It still looks great. Take the

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hat off.

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Speaker 2: The hat.

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Speaker 1: The reason we're not a big.

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Speaker 2: Show is because I'm not taking the hat off.

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Speaker 1: And the reason you got cancer is because you always

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wear your hat backwards.

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Speaker 2: Well, if I didn't wear it at all, I would

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have you even more cancer, I imagine.

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Speaker 1: I think you just let it go. Yeah, the flow

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covers it up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're right. Maybe I'll just maybe this

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will be the summer of flow.

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Speaker 1: You got a little touch of gray as well. Uh yeah,

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but that'll.

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Speaker 2: On this side. It's most pronounced, that'll play.

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to get some grandy beard. Actually it's pronounced

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on both sides.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got the salt and pepper on the side.

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But yeah, plays it's a good salt and pepper.

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Speaker 1: We're starting to age. Man. Face looks good. I like

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what I see here today.

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Speaker 2: Got some sun not really actually a cloudy all day,

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but uh it's outside work in the fields, working the lawn.

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Speaker 1: That brings us to today's topic, our youth. We're doing

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to tell on Grandex Now, Oh, I was gonna make

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that joke. Actually, yeah, we're this is the.

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Speaker 2: Real story of Oh boy. Yeah, there's just a little

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bit of ex grand Ex drama going on right now.

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And we were talking off air about like, so the

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there was a ross ball and who was on this

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podcast in Madison Wickham love both love both who Madison

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who sponsored this podcast briefly? But you guys didn't buy enough.

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Speaker 1: No, you know, I think he got the message out

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there that they exist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, put the product on the radar Hill Country Provisions

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and he'll I forget what is.

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Speaker 1: No, he's gonna pay it in Chill Country. We're not

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giving him more fair enough. He's gotta pay us fair enough. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: They did a podcast that was The Rise and Fall TFM,

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and that, to no offense, Guys didn't really talk.

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Speaker 1: Guys didn't say a goddamn thing.

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Speaker 2: Fucking anything.

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Speaker 1: Uh, and then and there's so much meat on that bone.

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It would just be for a great docu series.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, and maybe we're too close to it.

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A couple of the girls, Veronica who's been on this show,

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and Christina Montemor, who is Gabby's sister. That's how we

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know Gabby. Gabby will be on next week. By the way,

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getting too that in a second, they've been on TikTok talking.

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Speaker 1: About how.

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Speaker 2: Fucked TSM always was in the company. We don't have

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to get into the get rid of anymore that you

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can go look at it. But I understand why they

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didn't do it too like name names. You don't want

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to offend anybody at this point, like it's been so

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lod I think I was telling Veronica. I was like,

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you couldn't. There's no podcast you could do on it.

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It would have to be like ten to sit down

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in is. Yeah, it would have to be a production,

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like a full production.

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Speaker 1: And at this point I don't think anyone cares.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not I just don't think it's a good

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story outside of the people who worked there. Yeah, it's funny,

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we want closure down, but there's a lot of funny

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stupid things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you the truth is actually like entertaining

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and funny. Yeah, but you will never hear it.

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Speaker 2: I never hear it. There's just people I don't want

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to burn for no reason, like the like the female

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sexual predator whose name I won't say, but oh that.

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Speaker 1: Worked at the company. Plus you know we've already had

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two people die, yeah, which is fucked in like the

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strangest ways.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and again actually one of DVD one of the

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passed away people we worked with me in the video department.

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I don't want to say speak ill of him. I

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wouldn't beeing like ill ill of him, but there are

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stories that I experienced that I would not for the

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sake of his parents and stuff. Want to shit he

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didn't do anything criminal. It was a bit aloof yeah,

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he didn't do anything criminal. It was it's just like

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stories where he's fucked up, and it's like I just

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don't want to it doesn't need to be out there.

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like truly hilarious fucked up things where that stuff would

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be worth a story, but it would involve like fucking

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up people's lives.

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Speaker 1: So what we're saying is we understand why the Ross

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podcast said literally nothing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean there's some stuff like that. You

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can go to Ronga stick talking and hearing her stuff

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that is actually fucked up, and I don't blame her

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for talking about that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Or again, we are getting two into the week.

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Speaker 2: I was just but there's a lot of people who

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really just did stuff that it was a passing joke

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in their twenties. It was like twenties stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was twenty three when I got the job. Yeah,

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you were a little older. You're like forty five, that's

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the time.

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Speaker 2: I was twenty five when I was hired. Okay, I

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turned twenty six a month later. Yeah, but I just

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like to say, oh, it's twenty five when I start

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work there, it sounds better.

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Speaker 1: I was so young. Yeah, I was so young. Are

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you kidding me? I still am young, forever young.

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Speaker 2: But oh, to the point about Gabby that I want

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to say she'll be on the show next week, because

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one of our listeners slid into her DMS and said, man,

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the boys need you like shows down bad or something

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like that.

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Speaker 1: We've been going back to back to back with just us. Yeah,

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and the people don't. People yearn for the guests, assume

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they don't like us. I think we have a little

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good dynamic gilling kind of like an old married couple.

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We are at absolutely an old married couple at this point.

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This is our child. We don't like each other. We're

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staying together for the kids. Yep, yep, keeping professional soon

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as been graduate high school. Yeah yeah, and I'm taking half.

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Speaker 2: It's only fair. I do agree, you're the wife in

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this scenario. Just browbeaten.

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Speaker 1: M m uh no. Today's episode is actually based on

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real life events. Obviously it's history, but I mean my

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own personal experience, okay, which was being at the airport

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for nine hours at Chicago.

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Speaker 2: O'Hare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the inspiration for today's episode.

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Speaker 2: And again I said this to you before the show.

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I love those days.

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Speaker 1: I think it was actually an enjoyable day. Nothing matters,

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all things considered. I accepted my fate and I'm like,

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I wanna make the most of this. Fuck it yep.

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And once you're there, nothing matters. No one can tell

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you shit.

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Speaker 2: It's like when you're taking a dump, you know what

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I mean, Like you can't be bothered, like, oh, I'm

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taking a jump, and they're like, oh, okay, wait, it'll

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wait wait wait.

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Speaker 1: I went deeper though, I started to stare into the

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simulation that was the airport.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a normal play. Any airport is just

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not a normal play.

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Speaker 1: You're coming across thousands of faces. I just walked, honestly

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from terminal to terminal, trying to find like good food spots,

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things to look at. Yeah, try to be funny on Instagram. Yeah,

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people don't really pay attention at the airport, is what

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I gathered. No, everyone's got their headphones in. They're kind

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of like head down, or they're like looking past you.

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pass them, they get freaked out. So that's what I

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spent my day, the majority of my day doing.

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Speaker 2: Good Lord, all right, yeah that's psycho shit. So did

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they have to meet the airport. I'd just go to TSA.

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Speaker 1: Well what probably looked like psycho shit was I kept

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doing laps around the terminal. Yes, So anyone that was

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at a gate probably thought I was a terrorist, yeah,

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or like I don't want to be main character syndrome,

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they probably thought I was a bot.

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probably like, this is broken. Someone who was having like

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a really anxious day kept seeing you and was like,

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I just wear a sucker.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck, dude, I had somebody obviously have a

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mental breakdown. Just watch me go back and forth, back

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and forth, back and forth. I got over like twenty

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thousand steps yesterday at the airport. Was sick.

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Speaker 2: Good lord. I would have sat down at like the

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second bar I.

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Speaker 1: Saw, and I didn't want to drink.

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Speaker 2: That's stupid. I wouldn't drink for nine hours. But yeah,

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I would have been like, what time is your flight?

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Speaker 1: Nine I got so I got an hour late. Uh,

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because for some reason the first flight Ali State College,

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the plane just wasn't there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds about right.

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Speaker 1: So we showed up at like noon, so like noon nine.

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Speaker 2: In one in O'Hare in O'Hare. Yeah, I would have

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been like, Okay, I'm gonna start drinking at three. I'm

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gonna eat lunch, maybe take a nap in a seat,

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wake back up, and drink until my flight.

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Speaker 1: Well, I spent my time doing something a little bit

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more positive writing this episode.

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Speaker 2: So I thought you said you're staring at people.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's that. I wasn't just staring at people.

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 1: I was noticing people, okay that didn't want to be noticed.

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There was I saw a girl literally set up a

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fucking iPhone tripod hell yeah, and walk away and like

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come back and then take her phone. Get the shot.

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She got the shot. She was making a reel. Hell yeah,

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one thousand percent was getting three to four seconds for

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an airport reel. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now what do you think the views on that was?

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I don't know, five thousand.

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Speaker 1: No, she's not hitting four digits, Okay, I'm thinking yeah,

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like maybe in like the.

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Speaker 2: Two thirties, okay, yep, amateur numbers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh. But I spent my time being inspired and

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writing this episode for a good like three or four hours, okay,

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and today we're actually gonna cover somebody that is very

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prevalently known in this country. But I feel like we

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kind of YadA YadA YadA them. Okay, the Right Brothers,

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Yeah we do. We're like, oh no, yeah, the Right Brothers.

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They're in Vendea planes. It is insane that we take

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flight from the fucking ground for granted.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like.

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Speaker 1: It was just an inconvenience. Yesterday, I'm like Oh man,

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I was an hour lay to a hair missed my fly.

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I had to rebook. I got nine hours in wait,

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like no throughout human history. Oh no, I gotta wait

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nine hours to get thousands of miles away. Yeah, okay,

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I'll take that deal, right. Yeah, Like, if.

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Speaker 2: You had taken a train that was on time at noon,

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you would have gotten home like.

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Speaker 1: Now, probably not even it would be more than twenty

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four hours.

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Speaker 2: And that assumes you wouldn't when you weren't robbed or

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derailed at any point.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, you gotta watch out for those cowboys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they love pops on.

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Speaker 1: The horses are running the same speed. Take your your

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pocket watch. A lot of dynamite involved, blown up safes.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep. I would have been like, I'll just open it.

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Can I just get to where I'm fucking going for us?

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Speaker 1: Now, we just got to worry about some asshole leaving

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a lithium battery underneath.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, taking the whole plane down.

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Speaker 2: That's about it. That's all you need, That's all you

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gotta worry about.

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Speaker 1: No. I was looking into the Red Brothers. I'm like, man,

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they they really get no credit.

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Speaker 2: I mean, weird. There's a lot of weird stuff with flight,

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years later.

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Speaker 1: M h, I don't know if we necessarily invented flight.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: They weren't the first to fly, They were like the

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first to fly with a motor, a motor. Okay, yeah,

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it's a bit of a caveat. But they also developed

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what we know as modern aviation.

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Speaker 2: I think they deserve the credit.

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Speaker 1: I think they get the credit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that and then even the flight itself, even

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the motorized flight, so whatever you gonna call it, that happened.

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invented writing. We invented external data storage after existing for

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and then we invented external data storage and we're off

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planet in three thousand years.

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Speaker 1: We're how about just we invented motorized flight and we

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were off planet in sixty years fifty fifty six years. No,

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we got I mean we got to the moon in

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sixty years. Yeah, but the first person off the planet

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was even before that, I know. Yeah, so about fifty

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years it's good progress, yeah, yeah, kind of stalling out

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I know actually we're not, though, I just I'm.

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Speaker 2: Just saying, like Elon Musk is in the wrong government department.

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Speaker 1: Did we have a supercomputer in our pocket at all times?

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Speaker 2: I know I'm not in overall tech. I just mean

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in space exploration.

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Speaker 1: I think that was on purpose though, those kind of

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cut spending fuck that. We need to explore.

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Speaker 2: We need to be adventurers again, must be off planet.

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Speaker 3: So.

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Speaker 1: Wilbur and Orville were two of seven children born to

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Milton and Susan Wright. Milton was a clergyman with family

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ties to the Vanderbilts. Ooh, I know, there's a couple

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of weird connections throughout this episode, and Will and Arv

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were known around their Dayton, Ohio neighborhood as the Bishop's Boys.

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Milton traveled to Tons spreading the good word, and the

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rights moved twelve times before settling back down and Dayton

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permanently in eighteen eighty four. The brothers got their ingenuity

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genes from their mother, though Susan, who grew up working

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for her father's carriage making business. And she was a

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little handy herself, Okay, she'd be making toys for them,

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sleds wagons all by hand.

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Speaker 2: So she was Marisa Tome and my cousin Vinnie.

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Speaker 1: Her dad's such a long time since I've seen that movie.

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Speaker 2: Her dad and Alder brothers worked in an auto shop

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and she just picked it all up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Their inspiration was a childhood toy their father brought back

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in eighteen seventy eight. It was a cork, bamboo and

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paper French design model helicopter before there were what helicopters were. Granted,

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Da Vinci kind of had like a.

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Speaker 2: He made a drawing.

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Speaker 1: He had like a I drew a space by Cole

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helicopter thing.

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Speaker 2: I drew a spaceship when I was five.

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Speaker 1: There are plenty of people from Da Vinci all the

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way to the Right Brothers that like fucked around with

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the idea of flight.

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Speaker 2: Right, and then obviously I had like you had hot

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air balloons, and.

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Speaker 1: Hot air balloons were late seventeen hundreds, I think, yea,

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something like the French. The French were kind of leading

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the way.

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Speaker 2: There was a miskind of stuff when the French were

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good at science. People forget what happened France stuff.

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Speaker 1: So they saw this thing flutter from the ceiling back

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to the ground across the room, and they were taken aback.

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They were just like, what if we did this bigger

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but bigger? Yeah. Wilbur was athletic and planned to attend Yale,

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but during a pickup hockey game in eighteen eighty six,

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he had his upper front teeth knocked out by then

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friend Oliver Crook Hugh. Wilber suffered jewl injuries, was fitted

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for false teeth, suffered digestive complications after, and fell into

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a bit of a depressive state that made him drop

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out of high school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you just got made ugly for the rest

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of your life in a false teeth in a pickup

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high school game of hockey.

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Speaker 1: Which wasn't really a sport then. Just like the earliest

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days of.

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Speaker 2: Hockey, what were they even doing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think technically hockey, or at least the what

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we officially recognized as hockey's like eighteen seventies.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so like very early eighteen eighties. He just got

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fucked up in a game of pond hock.

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Speaker 1: It's sick. Yeah, so this guy though, that knocks out

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his teeth, Oliver Crook Hugh, that names some familiar no.

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Speaker 2: But you keep saying it though, even the first time

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you said it the way you said it.

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Speaker 1: I just he becomes a prominent serial killer. Oh hell yeah. Yeah,

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so this guy wanted blood. This might have been early

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stages of him figuring out that he was a monster. Yeah,

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it just could have been the first. This was definitely

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on purp.

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Speaker 2: That could have been the first human blood, you know

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what I mean. Like he had killed rabbits or something,

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but a cat. But this was the first time the

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shark tasted human blood in the water.

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Speaker 1: He liked it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, sent him into a frenzy.

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Speaker 1: Neither right. Brother finished high school. The family moved right

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before Wilbur finished his four years, so he never technically

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received his documentation, and Orville dropped out his senior year

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to start a printing business. Wilbur was awarded his diploma

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in nineteen ninety four. Obviously that would would posthumously his

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one and twenty seventh birthday. Okay, yeah, yeahh so very posthumously. Yeah.

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Rather than go to an Ivy League institution, Wilbur stayed

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home to take care of his mother, who was terminally

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ill with tuberculosis.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that'll happen.

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Speaker 1: And he joined Orville in the print game. The two

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published a weekly newspaper, the west Side News, and for

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a short period of time they went daily, but found

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that to be a little too challenging. They weren't about

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daily content.

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Speaker 2: Fuck daily content.

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Speaker 1: There's like we're just doing once a week.

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Speaker 2: I've done it.

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Speaker 1: Daily content is a grind. It is you lose yourself,

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you lose ever, Like, yeah, just dude, we spent the

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first ten minutes of the show talking about it. I

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just remember, and I don't even talking about that. That's

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just personal bullshit. No, but literally, that's the only reason

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we cares because we were in the grind. We were

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in the meat grinder.

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Speaker 2: You It's just funny how like you stop seeing people

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as people because you like, write a news story you

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don't care. And I would get emails multiple times and

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that would remind me like, oh, this wasn't a big

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deal to me because I write five of these stories

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a day.

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Speaker 1: This was life changing for them.

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Speaker 2: This person's having an existential crisis over the story I

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wrote about them and whatever they did.

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Speaker 1: You don't hate the media enough, guys. Yeah, I was like,

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fair enough, Rob's why you should hate the media.

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Speaker 2: I was like fair anything anyone ever asked to get

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taken down? I took down. And you've said it before too,

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and we both had to do this at different points

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in our careers. At TFMU post pictures of hot girls

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and it just ruins you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you kind of just zone it out. You get

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totally jaded and numb to it.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely numb to women who are otherwise attractive.

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Speaker 1: You're just like ma, ma, nah, just because your brain

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sees so much. It's just an image after image after

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image that you just fries you. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, daily content's not healthy. It's what cable news is bad.

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Speaker 1: That's why the internet's honestly bad.

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Speaker 2: Why the internet's best.

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Speaker 1: Listen to our show, don't do anything else, get outside,

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touch grass.

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Speaker 2: There's only one hour a week. You don't need to

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touch grass three hours if you want to listen to

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the Patreon.

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Speaker 1: And we'd appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, even though fucking Patreons.

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And I'll take it like it's just straight up robin us.

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Well Apple, yeah, fucking Apple, God damn it. Uh. They

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then pivoted to a bicycle repair shop, the Right Cycle Company,

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in eighteen ninety two, turning the national bike craze into

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a profitable venture that would finance their aviation fascination.

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Speaker 2: Got back into machines.

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Speaker 1: They were handsy, Yeah, like their mother.

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Speaker 2: Handsy is not the right word.

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Speaker 1: No, they were handsy.

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Speaker 2: Handy, handsy implies Their mother was Manchurian.

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Speaker 1: Fine whatever tomato Tomato I Lettico was. But their hands did.

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They just sound like fucking predators. They were putting the

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bikes together by hand. They eventually would manufacture their own

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branded bicycles. Henry Ford would actually purchase the original bike

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shop in nineteen thirty six and move it to his

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Greenfield Village Museum in Dearborn, Michigan. He picked up a

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building and just moved it from Ohio to Michigan. Yeah,

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in thirty six. That's one of my feel like brick

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by brick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that was one of my favorite jokes

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in Silicon Valley when they're like inside the garage that

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Gavin Belson started whatever that company was, like the fake Google,

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and then like it zooms out and they're or yeah, hoy,

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they it zooms out and they're like in an airplane

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hangar and he just had the whole garage moved into

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like the Houli area.

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Speaker 1: In the mid eighteen nineties, they came across magazine articles

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covering German flying man Otto Lenthal and his handcrafted gliders,

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and they would soon become obsessed with the human flying squirrel.

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Shortly after he came on the rights radar, Auto fell

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off his glider and plunged to his death in August

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of eighteen ninety six.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll happen.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what was it a squirrel suit? No, it was

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a glider.

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Speaker 2: Okay, like that guy, the first squirrel suit ever, the

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guy who tried to jump off the Eiffel Tower with it,

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and they were like, please don't, that thing won't work,

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and he was just like, if we're.

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Speaker 1: Going to continue to make media references, it's just the

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opening to uh kick ass.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't seen that ever.

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Speaker 1: Actually, Okay, fair enough, guy just jumps off. I think

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I think it's the Empire staple in New York and

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just yeah, false to death in a taxi.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The Brothers often cite this as an event that ramped

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up their interest in conquering the skies.

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Speaker 2: What his death, Yeah, they will avenge him kind of

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by conquering the sky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just like, we got this. He like clearly

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like he's our inspiration. He's got something right here. But

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he made some mistakes, but we're gonna fix his mistakes.

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The two never married, claiming there was not enough time

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for planes and women.

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Speaker 2: Oh I thought you never married each other casual.

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Speaker 1: They did have a joint bank account, so they were

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kind of married to each other. Yeah, definitely a little

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uh weird. It was some weird vibes to this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or we'll conquer the sky together, but little bit.

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I'm afraid they also kind of They never mentioned Katherine,

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their sister. Catherine's a good third here. Catherine and these two,

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they're the ones that are just kind of like because

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they have older siblings that get off and married and

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go off and do their own things. But these three,

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Catherine helps run the bicycle business, especially when they're out

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in like kiddy Hawk. She never gets mentioned.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because she was just picking up the pieces. She's

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just that sturdy foundation piece that no one cares about.

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Speaker 1: Or she's a woman, Yes, that's what I said. Sturdy.

474
00:23:18,079 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a sturdy woman.

475
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,279
Speaker 1: Orville would also eventually disown his sister in nineteen twenty

476
00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:28,359
when she married and started her own family, feeling a

477
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,839
sense of betrayal to the rights.

478
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 2: Good lord, this is a love triangle.

479
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 1: He was really into his sister, yeah, and his brother.

480
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,680
I don't know, man, there's some things that are a

481
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,000
little off here. Well here.

482
00:23:39,079 --> 00:23:43,039
Speaker 2: You know, this is to be expected with geniuses, right,

483
00:23:43,599 --> 00:23:44,440
they can't be normal.

484
00:23:44,599 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're certainly an autistic type of vibe.

485
00:23:50,799 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 2: To it, right, Like you know, Nicola Tesla was a weirdo.

486
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,200
At least, Thomas Edison was just a fucking psycho, you

487
00:23:58,279 --> 00:23:58,759
know what I mean.

488
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 1: He just wanted to win.

489
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:05,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he was Thomas Edison. It was just Michael Jordan. Yeah,

490
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,200
just a ruthless piece brohit.

491
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, do whatever you need to get your hands dirty, yeah,

492
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,319
just to win.

493
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's it's why is the greatest as American

494
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,119
as it gets.

495
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:16,759
Speaker 1: It's the greatest.

496
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 2: I don't I don't take Thomas Edison slander on this podcast.

497
00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:25,079
Speaker 1: I used to, but I've come around people just whine.

498
00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:30,599
I've seen the right in his ways. Don't invent anything,

499
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,920
steal everything.

500
00:24:32,559 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: Well, first off, most of the art pieces of art

501
00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:38,519
you see by like famous artists, like sculptures and stuff

502
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,039
like that.

503
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: They're fake.

504
00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:43,079
Speaker 2: No, they weren't. They weren't the ones doing the chiseling.

505
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,799
They had like a fucking sweat shop.

506
00:24:44,799 --> 00:24:46,759
Speaker 1: And there's that, but there's a lot of art that's fake.

507
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,839
The whole art community is kind of a giant fraud

508
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,720
operation to wash money.

509
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,519
Speaker 2: That's fine too, but like a lot of these.

510
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,599
Speaker 1: Paintings that go from millions.

511
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 2: Of dollars into they're just washing money.

512
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,799
Speaker 1: They're washing money, but they're also not real. Oh okay,

513
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,240
it'd be like, oh, this is a van go All right,

514
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:04,640
prove that's not. That's fine.

515
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,519
Speaker 2: But Van Gogh made all the van go stuff. I'm

516
00:25:06,559 --> 00:25:11,960
talking like Michelangelo and shit like that. Prafael sweatshop, sweatshop,

517
00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:14,440
a million people carving his shit, and he was like

518
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,119
the overseer. So if we're gonna give them flowers, I'm

519
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,640
giving Edison his flowers.

520
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:23,079
Speaker 1: He was just working on a job site. He was

521
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,440
the overseer, okay.

522
00:25:25,799 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 2: And also he nationalized that like it's one thing to

523
00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:32,319
make the technology in your little basement, you know what

524
00:25:32,319 --> 00:25:32,559
I mean?

525
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,759
Speaker 1: Let met a late mob.

526
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,559
Speaker 2: Well, it's fucking useless if no one else can get.

527
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 1: It, and you can't keep selling light bulbs if it

528
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:40,960
doesn't go out.

529
00:25:41,079 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 2: Right, did Henry Ford invent the car? No? What did

530
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:45,960
he do?

531
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: Mass producers?

532
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 2: He got everyone a fucking car.

533
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:54,799
Speaker 1: The death of British aeronaut Percy Pilser and another hang

534
00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:57,839
glout and crash in eighteen ninety nine only reaffirm their

535
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,200
theory that their method needed to be the pilot controlled,

536
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:04,839
along with an engine and wings. They're like, oh, maybe

537
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,079
we shouldn't leave it into God's hands.

538
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like the wind is an unreliable partner

539
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,400
in this endeavor.

540
00:26:12,599 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wilbert also discovered a wing warping technique while working

541
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,559
at the bicycle shop that would help with their design.

542
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,160
They tested this method with a kite in eighteen ninety nine.

543
00:26:24,799 --> 00:26:26,839
In nineteen hundred, they went to Kitty Hawk to begin

544
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:32,200
testing manning gliding experiments that would help figure out weight

545
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,440
distribution for the pilot. Wilburt did most of the glidder

546
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,519
experiments throughout nineteen hundred, so before they even built the plan,

547
00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:41,759
they're like, we gotta kind of get this like weight

548
00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:42,799
distribution thing down.

549
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, a sense of like, hat what happens when you're

550
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:45,559
in the air.

551
00:26:48,079 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: And it's underrated. Every time they do an experiment, like

552
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:56,319
they're kind of taking their lives and literally at risk.

553
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 2: How high were they going? Because the first flight was

554
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,039
not very.

555
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: No high na. It's also the first flight. There's three

556
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:04,920
flights in one day.

557
00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's also people kind of don't realize this. It's

558
00:27:09,519 --> 00:27:11,559
not really talked about, but it was off a rail.

559
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,559
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a wind up toy.

560
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it was shot almost like a sling shot. Yeah,

561
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,680
there was an engine that kept it in the air

562
00:27:19,759 --> 00:27:22,200
or whatever, but yeah, it was. It wasn't like a

563
00:27:22,279 --> 00:27:23,680
plane with wheels or anything like that.

564
00:27:23,759 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: M So, in nineteen oh one they built another glider

565
00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:32,359
with much larger wings. Its stalled out a few times,

566
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,079
but instead of nose dive in their design, gave to

567
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,240
the parachute effect that allowed Wilbert to land much softer

568
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,799
onto the sands of Kittie Hawk. It's kind of why

569
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:44,359
they chose Kitty Hawk was a lot of dunes in sand.

570
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,319
Speaker 2: A lot of soft sand to land on, you know. Smart.

571
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 1: Ultimately, they were getting bad data and they were questioning

572
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,559
their hero auto and his designs.

573
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,519
Speaker 2: What was there to question he died.

574
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they built a six foot wind tunnel in their

575
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:05,519
shop and began conducting tests to modify and mold his equations.

576
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,799
Speaker 2: Okay, so they're doing actual science if they weren't just

577
00:28:08,839 --> 00:28:12,200
like building something and be like, does it fly?

578
00:28:12,599 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's science to.

579
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 2: It, there's math to it.

580
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,759
Speaker 1: I should say the wind tunnel test of nineteen oh

581
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,599
one helped them figure out the mistakes in his equations

582
00:28:22,599 --> 00:28:24,799
for flight, and we're seen as some of the most

583
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:30,359
vital in design improvements. Orville also discovered the importance of

584
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:34,559
rear vertical rudder, which would help align the aircraft while

585
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,319
making turns.

586
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,079
Speaker 2: Hey we should steer this.

587
00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you know what?

588
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: I think might be a better idea than just leaning

589
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,200
to one side or the other. So just some sort

590
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,319
of like mechanical way to steer this fucking thing.

591
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: In nineteen oh three, they built the Right Flyer, which

592
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,640
cost about one thousand dollars to build or thirty five

593
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,200
thousand dollars today. Okay, it was made a spruce. Use

594
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,839
there's a lightweight wood would okay. It had twin pusher

595
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:11,759
propellers counter rotating to cancel out torque to keep the

596
00:29:11,759 --> 00:29:16,240
weight down on the engine that was made of aluminum. Oh,

597
00:29:16,279 --> 00:29:19,359
an aluminum engine that actually a guy at their shot.

598
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 2: Made gets know what's his name? We shouldn't say it.

599
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,839
Speaker 1: Don't know it, yep, don't know it. Don't know it

600
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,519
just know it was a guy that worked there.

601
00:29:26,759 --> 00:29:30,839
Speaker 2: Real Michaelangelo. Shit, yeah, real Thomas Edison ship see what

602
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:35,640
I mean, See what I fucking mean? God, Thomas Susan

603
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,200
stool Nuklutusu's shit.

604
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: The fuck up. Yeah, this guy's probably making minimum wage

605
00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:45,400
just greeting people at the bike show. You the job.

606
00:29:46,039 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 2: He knew the job when he got there. It's almost

607
00:29:48,759 --> 00:29:52,960
like complaining like, oh, we don't know the uh the

608
00:29:53,079 --> 00:29:56,000
like second unit director's name on a film. That's right,

609
00:29:56,039 --> 00:29:56,400
you don't.

610
00:29:57,359 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: But you know what's dope about the Wright brothers. They

611
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,279
financed all their own stuf off.

612
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is all.

613
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,039
Speaker 1: This is all through the bike shop.

614
00:30:03,079 --> 00:30:05,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like they're doing doing good business.

615
00:30:05,279 --> 00:30:08,319
Speaker 1: Because at the time too, the US Army was fucking

616
00:30:08,359 --> 00:30:12,079
around with the idea of aviation. Uh, they had totally

617
00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:16,039
different concepts of what that is. Like what I don't know,

618
00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:18,640
they like threw out just things off of boats and

619
00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:23,039
watch them sink, okay with people on them. I don't know.

620
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,759
I didn't look into it too much. But yeah, like

621
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,440
there was designs that weren't necessarily the right flyer. They

622
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,880
were just maybe more Da Vinci esque. Yeah, where they

623
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,359
just kind of like tossed it off and see if

624
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,079
it would like kind of like a kite take off.

625
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think there was people on it.

626
00:30:40,119 --> 00:30:43,799
Speaker 1: Private O'Brien, Yes, yes, sir, get on this thing.

627
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,359
Speaker 2: What is it her? It's not for you to worry

628
00:30:46,359 --> 00:30:49,279
about private around, yes, sir. Or let's be honest.

629
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: It's black soldier either way, it doesn't doesn't matter, same

630
00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:58,240
value back then, irishman. Just it's not not a Protestant, No,

631
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,720
not a white Protestant. Yeah. If you think the US

632
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,920
Army and our military forces are just now testing out

633
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,119
crazy technology new, yeah, we've been doing.

634
00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:09,839
Speaker 2: It for a while, for all the time.

635
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: The Confederacy had a submarine.

636
00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:15,839
Speaker 2: Oh there was a submarine in the Revolutionary War.

637
00:31:16,079 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: There was that too, But I mean the submarine goes

638
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,880
back to sixteen hundreds.

639
00:31:19,599 --> 00:31:22,039
Speaker 2: Didn't we Yeah, someone I think one of the Kings

640
00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:23,680
of England took it and took a sub in the

641
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:25,000
River Thames.

642
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

643
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

644
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:28,359
Speaker 1: People were always.

645
00:31:28,079 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 5: Like, but what if we did it under well, if

646
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,920
it happened under under the water, Yeah, like.

647
00:31:36,039 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 2: Oh, that's all British people do.

648
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 5: They're just like, well, if it happened in a place

649
00:31:40,759 --> 00:31:42,640
we didn't think it happened.

650
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: The weeks of delays before the first official flight at

651
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,359
Kitty Hawk troubleshooting before they decided to go in the

652
00:31:50,359 --> 00:31:54,119
middle of December nineteen oh three. To determine who would

653
00:31:54,119 --> 00:31:56,680
be the first one to test the right flyer, the

654
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,000
two brothers flipped a coin with Wilbur Winn the toss.

655
00:32:00,279 --> 00:32:02,759
Speaker 2: Oh wait, but who's the one doing most flying? Wasn't

656
00:32:02,759 --> 00:32:03,400
what were you said?

657
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,559
Speaker 1: He did most of the glider experiments because he was

658
00:32:06,599 --> 00:32:08,400
trying to be like a big brother, like keeping his

659
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,559
little brother safe. Okay, But ultimately Orville was la, yeo,

660
00:32:11,759 --> 00:32:13,480
let me fly, Yeah me, I want to do it.

661
00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:18,200
I'm gonna do this. He made the first but unsuccessful

662
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,559
attempt on December fourteenth, nineteen oh three, failing to get

663
00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:25,119
off the ground and causing slight damage to the plane.

664
00:32:26,519 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 2: How did not get off the ground?

665
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: It shot off a rail. Didn't do anything? Okay, didn't

666
00:32:31,039 --> 00:32:32,839
get off? You still kind to elevate?

667
00:32:33,559 --> 00:32:34,599
Speaker 2: They didn't elevate the rail.

668
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: I guess not. Three days later I would point it up.

669
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:44,720
Three days later, Orville Glory vultured his brother. He's like,

670
00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:47,839
I got this, dude. It was his turn, Orville's turn

671
00:32:48,519 --> 00:32:49,319
on the good plane.

672
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 2: Oh I mean, by the way, that's still how we

673
00:32:51,759 --> 00:32:54,720
like launched planes today off aircraft carriers. There's not enough

674
00:32:54,799 --> 00:32:56,599
runway for it, for the engine to do it. You

675
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:57,920
fucking shoot it off.

676
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, Soville is the one that actually got all the glory.

677
00:33:02,799 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: For the first light God damn well, Wilbur failed. Wilbert tried,

678
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,519
he fucked up.

679
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: Warville's like, my turn, I got this. Let's do it

680
00:33:13,599 --> 00:33:16,519
in a coat and tie. Warville laid flat on his

681
00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:18,799
stomach on the left wing. First off.

682
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,599
Speaker 2: That's just normal dress back then.

683
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm not give him credit.

684
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 2: Ok that's like me being like, yeah, I just do

685
00:33:25,359 --> 00:33:27,319
it in Jim schworts and a T shirt. Oh so

686
00:33:27,359 --> 00:33:28,599
you're dressed like everybody else.

687
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: He grabbed the controls and took flight for twelve seconds

688
00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:36,759
at ten thirty five am, with his cuck brother running

689
00:33:36,759 --> 00:33:42,200
along the side to keep the light vessel balanced. What

690
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,119
he was the brother was training wheels on the plane.

691
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we might need to take some shine away to

692
00:33:48,039 --> 00:33:49,240
be honest, for.

693
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:53,839
Speaker 1: The first flight. Maybe they ultimately start developing like real planes. Okay,

694
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,119
but yeah, I know you gotta start somewhere. I guess so.

695
00:33:57,839 --> 00:33:59,480
But yeah, he kind of ran it like it was

696
00:33:59,519 --> 00:34:04,319
a kite. Yeah, we we did it.

697
00:34:04,359 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 2: We flew I was there, it would have been like, yay,

698
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,199
I don't think you did it. Like I've never seen

699
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:13,360
an airplane before, but that doesn't feel like one. I'm

700
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,440
just saying, guys.

701
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: It went one hundred and twenty feet before touching the

702
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,679
ground again, so like in length, not in height obviously,

703
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,480
right right right, Yeah, of course it doesn't get what

704
00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:28,840
Wilbur was holding it up. Yeah, So do we give

705
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,000
more credit to Wilbur then?

706
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so Wilbur was just dirty dancing the

707
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,880
plane the whole for one hundred and twenty feet, like.

708
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 1: I'm not touching it. Yeah. The brothers then took turns

709
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,039
for three more successful takeoffs, with the distance increasing with

710
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:48,079
each flight, maxing out at eight hundred and fifty two

711
00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:50,480
feet and nearly a minute in the air on the

712
00:34:50,519 --> 00:34:51,519
last round by Wilbur.

713
00:34:52,119 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 2: Okay, so Wilbur got the longest, but no one cares

714
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:59,440
about that mm because he didn't get the first. Good

715
00:34:59,440 --> 00:34:59,760
for him.

716
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: You just gotta be the first.

717
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:03,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all that matters.

718
00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:07,320
Speaker 1: Got to be everyone to whatever. Yeah, doesn't matter how

719
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,639
well you do it, how Nope, just be efficiency base.

720
00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:12,559
Speaker 2: It's got to be the first. There's only one first time,

721
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,159
and it's usually bad.

722
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: After that run, a gust of wind ragged out the

723
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,280
right flyer on the ground and damaged it beyond repair.

724
00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:25,559
It was created back to Dayton and never flown again. However,

725
00:35:26,199 --> 00:35:28,920
Neil Armstrong would take a piece of the flyer to

726
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,320
the moon. Oh so you leave it there. Parts of

727
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,800
the right flyer are on the moon.

728
00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:38,679
Speaker 2: Damn. It'd be funny if someone's another country landed on

729
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:39,719
the Moon and stole.

730
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,519
Speaker 1: It and it's also in the Smithsonian.

731
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew that.

732
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: Granted, Smithsonian and the Right brothers they don't get along.

733
00:35:49,159 --> 00:35:52,599
Oh really very well. I didn't didn't realize that Orville

734
00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:53,840
fucking be with them hard.

735
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 2: Why because they took a shit.

736
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,679
Speaker 1: No they wanted. They kept trying to buy it from him,

737
00:35:58,679 --> 00:36:00,599
and he's like, no, fuck you guys, because they kept

738
00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:03,039
supporting another aviation.

739
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,199
Speaker 2: Guy who is like their rival.

740
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, so he's just like, fuck you guys.

741
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 2: I think don't they also have the spirit of Saint

742
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,920
Louis there Lindberg's plane, I believe.

743
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 4: So.

744
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

745
00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 2: I think they're like hanging in the same room, like

746
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,480
near each other. It's also crazy to me that it

747
00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:23,519
only took twenty years. It yeah, about twenty years to

748
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:27,159
go from this fucking kite to like Lindberg's full on

749
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,119
like just plane plane. I mean, like that thing is

750
00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:31,800
a legitimate fucking airplane.

751
00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 1: And you can thank the right brothers for that. They

752
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,880
do besides Kitty Hawk, they spend the nexule years continuing

753
00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:40,679
to build upon their their plane.

754
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 2: You know what's stupid by the way that I hate

755
00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:47,960
and I guess this is just a product of there

756
00:36:48,079 --> 00:36:50,679
is no IP back then, like IP theft is.

757
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 1: You know, we should on China for like IP theft,

758
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,079
rightfully so, but that's just normal.

759
00:36:57,119 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 2: In fact, we talked about it in the episode I

760
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,519
did on China's.

761
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: Can I just build upon it right now? Okay, Not

762
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,760
only is IP theft encouraged. If you do not give

763
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:13,000
up your ideas, the public just hates you. Yeah, they're like,

764
00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:16,760
you're holding back technology advancement, like we have you just

765
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,960
discovered this, like everyone needs to be able to build

766
00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:24,199
upon it. If you do not allow other countries, other

767
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,960
you know, engineer scientists be able to work on it,

768
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,800
you're greedy and you're a piece of.

769
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 2: Shit and you're stagnating development. Yeah, that's how they felt

770
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:32,920
about the plane.

771
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:37,519
Speaker 1: That's how they felt about the Right Brothers. Ultimately, Oh okay, shit,

772
00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:41,199
I mean it seems like they get into a lot

773
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:42,280
of like legal battles.

774
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like the type of thing where if

775
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,400
it's good for the country, give it to the country.

776
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,519
I don't know why, say Germany would need it, but

777
00:37:53,519 --> 00:37:55,760
that's what I was gonna say, is imagine how much

778
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,480
more powerful of a country America would have been if

779
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:03,239
we had just locked down ip that iype and we

780
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,440
were the only country with planes for like twenty years.

781
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,039
Probably impossible because all someone needs to do, all a

782
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:11,760
good engineer would need to do it at that point

783
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,760
in time, is just.

784
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: Look at it. Well. Probably there's also a reason why

785
00:38:16,519 --> 00:38:20,559
we don't really have it locked down is because after this,

786
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:24,000
the press doesn't really give a fuck about the Right Brothers.

787
00:38:24,599 --> 00:38:27,280
They're so unimpressed. The Right Brothers like right, kind of

788
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,199
like their own again newspiace and just like send photos

789
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:31,039
and stuff and they're like.

790
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 2: Cool again the first flight, We're good. It sounds pretty whelming,

791
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,280
you know what I mean. Like if I was there,

792
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,760
I'd be like, uh.

793
00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:43,039
Speaker 1: And America in general just isn't super hyped on the

794
00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:45,440
idea of flight, not like the French. The French are

795
00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:48,400
all about it, right, but the French also believe the

796
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,400
Right Brothers are frauds.

797
00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:51,519
Speaker 2: Oh they think they did it. Oh they think they

798
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:52,000
faked it.

799
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, they either think they faked it or they didn't

800
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:57,280
really accomplish flight.

801
00:38:57,599 --> 00:39:01,679
Speaker 2: There are I think as two other people who people

802
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,320
try to give credit to for the first flight. And

803
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:09,960
I remember this specifically at the peak of like woke nonsense.

804
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,159
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean there's flights dating back to like the

805
00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:18,760
Ottoman Empire. What do you mean A dude launched himself

806
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,360
out of a rocket in the Automan Empire.

807
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,039
Speaker 2: That's that's a circus act.

808
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: You shot himself out of the cannon.

809
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,559
Speaker 2: That's a circus act.

810
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: That's not in like Constantinople into the water. That's not flight.

811
00:39:30,639 --> 00:39:31,400
That's not flight.

812
00:39:31,559 --> 00:39:34,679
Speaker 2: That is, to quote Woody from toy Story, that is

813
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,039
falling with style.

814
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:41,199
Speaker 1: Sick though fair enough. I think it was like sixteen

815
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,960
something in the Ottoman Empire.

816
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,199
Speaker 2: I don't get that flight.

817
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: I don't care now.

818
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 2: I will give the Automan Empire credit.

819
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: Off like the walls of Constantinople. It's not shooting yourself

820
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,639
out of a cannon is not flying. He's fucking evil canievl. Yeah,

821
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,039
it's not flying, it's kind of flying evil. Canevel didn't

822
00:39:57,039 --> 00:39:58,440
fly over school buses.

823
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,519
Speaker 2: He took He shot off a ramp.

824
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:07,119
Speaker 1: He took flight. No, he got air, he didn't take flight.

825
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,880
I just think it's worth mentioning. A man launched himself.

826
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,280
I don't know what his name was because it wasn't

827
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,719
important enough for me to check. But he launched himself

828
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:16,440
out of a cannon.

829
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine, but that's what he did. He didn't fly.

830
00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:23,840
He was in the air same way I'm in the air.

831
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,880
If I jump on a trampoline enough, I can go

832
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,599
high in the air double bounce.

833
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: I'm not getting double bounce. I'm not flying. Oh dude,

834
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,519
there's nothing better than getting double bounced by your boys.

835
00:40:32,559 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 2: Did you think you were a flying person when you

836
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:35,119
did that?

837
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,519
Speaker 1: I could do some sweet mctwist.

838
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm happy for you, but uh oh, what I

839
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,360
was I say is at the peak of like woke bullshit,

840
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,639
and people were trying to undercut like everything any white

841
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:57,119
guy ever did. Basically one of the ones was first

842
00:40:57,119 --> 00:41:00,760
to flight with Wilbur and normal, right, and I guess

843
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,119
there was some Brazilian guy who maybe had the first

844
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,599
like plane with wheels, you know what I mean, Like

845
00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:11,800
the plane did all the work. It wasn't shot off

846
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,719
a rail or whatever. And people were like, yeah, we

847
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,320
just bury that shit because we wanted to white guys

848
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,199
to be the ones.

849
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,159
Speaker 1: No, they did it. I fucking know that. Like that

850
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,920
guy doesn't develop a plane without the Wright brothers.

851
00:41:26,079 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that. But what I'm telling you is

852
00:41:29,599 --> 00:41:31,440
that was one of the things that was like popular.

853
00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:34,760
It was. It was making rounds on Twitter. People were

854
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,760
there was maybe like an article or two about it.

855
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,559
It wasn't as egregious as that one random history professor

856
00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:45,920
who was like white people taught Indians out of rape.

857
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: Yep, because it's so peaceful here. Before us, they weren't human.

858
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,800
It's like the noble savage. You need to be like

859
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:56,920
actually committed.

860
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: If you're like it's I would that's fine if you're

861
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,159
a civilian.

862
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:01,559
Speaker 1: I think that.

863
00:42:01,679 --> 00:42:03,599
Speaker 2: But if you're like a history professor and you're like,

864
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,039
this is a thing you need.

865
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,159
Speaker 1: To do, that's kind of sweet. Though you're just like first

866
00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:08,760
taking it.

867
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 2: Steven A.

868
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: Smith, it doesn't matter what industry you're in you should

869
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:12,719
always just have takes.

870
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 2: Yes, no one's going to know your name if you're

871
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,840
just like well, actually the ruse AArch points through what

872
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,079
shut up nerd.

873
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I think come here for a history lesson? Yeah,

874
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,639
what do you what is your this weird data you have?

875
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,239
This chick said we taught people out of rape.

876
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,039
Speaker 2: I want to hear that. That's sweet, that's fucked up,

877
00:42:32,039 --> 00:42:33,519
that's sweet. I like true crime.

878
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 1: I like that.

879
00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:38,559
Speaker 2: Well you said with your what fossil records, Like, I

880
00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:42,320
don't suck my dick. I don't want to hear that shit.

881
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,519
Speaker 1: In nineteen oh four, they made the Right Flyer two

882
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,159
an invited press for an exhibition on the terms that

883
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,199
they will get to take all the photos themselves and

884
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,920
kind of have ownership over the photos.

885
00:42:56,079 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 2: Smart.

886
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are media guys. It's a total flop. They

887
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,440
failed to take off.

888
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 2: Well smart again, then.

889
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: Anyone else take pic so again. The media is just like, dude,

890
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,719
all right, we're not We're done with y'all. We don't care.

891
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,199
Speaker 2: This is a fucking joke.

892
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,280
Speaker 1: The Right Brothers are not serious.

893
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 2: I would have been in there and like, hey, maybe

894
00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:18,320
you should have your brother carry it again. Maybe that's

895
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,239
why I didn't fly because one of you wasn't fucking

896
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:20,960
carrying it.

897
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,039
Speaker 1: Now, The Right Flyer third edition is what many consider

898
00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:26,679
the first practical airplane.

899
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 2: Okay, what yours is?

900
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,639
Speaker 1: This is like nineteen oh four, nineteen oh five, all right,

901
00:43:33,559 --> 00:43:37,760
nineteen oh six, European aviation turned their media against the

902
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,440
Right Brothers, especially in France. The French essentially called the

903
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:46,039
Right Brothers fraudulent buffoons. Sure, that was until the Right

904
00:43:46,079 --> 00:43:49,000
Brothers went over in nineteen oh eight and stunted all

905
00:43:49,039 --> 00:43:52,679
over those frogs with an exhibition of flight. Hell yeah,

906
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,000
so they doubted them all the way up into the

907
00:43:55,039 --> 00:43:58,079
point where they fucking like kept flying over their asses,

908
00:43:58,119 --> 00:44:02,519
and just like, okay, that's important. God damn it.

909
00:44:02,519 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 2: It's just like that right fucking French basketball team thinking

910
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,159
they're gonna take gold in their home country. Yeah right, dude,

911
00:44:08,039 --> 00:44:10,239
get that Wemby bitch the fuck out of here.

912
00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 1: Steph Curry's dropping rainbows on you. Lebron's is just fucking

913
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,119
throwing it down on you, frogs.

914
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,119
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here.

915
00:44:19,679 --> 00:44:26,199
Speaker 1: September seventeenth. This so, after the success in France, the

916
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:32,119
US Army comes to Colin. I mean, it's a weapon yeah,

917
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,239
but they had previously reached out Army had no intentions

918
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,480
of working with them, like we're good whatever, dude, because

919
00:44:38,599 --> 00:44:40,760
they considered they heard what they saw or they saw

920
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,760
and heard stuff from the media in America, and they're

921
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,400
just like, nah, this is by the way, this is

922
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,599
the funny thing too, Like it's the type of technology

923
00:44:49,639 --> 00:44:51,199
going back to what I was saying earlier, where like

924
00:44:52,639 --> 00:44:55,039
it's not like an iPhone, like kind of all you

925
00:44:55,119 --> 00:44:57,639
have to do is look at it, and you if

926
00:44:57,639 --> 00:45:00,840
you were a good engineering mind, you can.

927
00:45:00,679 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 2: Get a pretty good idea of what's going on. Right,

928
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,320
So they're kind of giving away a lot of secrets

929
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,159
just by showing it off.

930
00:45:08,199 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: I don't exist and Yeah. September nineteen oh eight, Orville

931
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:19,360
takes up Army Signal Court Lieutenant Thomas Selfridge as a

932
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:25,280
passenger on a demonstration flight. A few minutes into the flight,

933
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:30,400
the propeller disintegrated, the aircraft spiraled and smashed into the ground.

934
00:45:31,199 --> 00:45:34,760
The lieutenant was pulled from the wreckage unconscious and died

935
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:41,280
hours later. He's actually the first victim to die from

936
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,239
a plane crash.

937
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 2: Oh wow, what's his name again?

938
00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 1: So Thomas Selfridge is the first to die in a

939
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:53,920
plane crash. His name was Thomas Selfridge. I already forgot it.

940
00:45:56,079 --> 00:45:59,320
Orville also suffered a broken leg, four cracked ribs, and

941
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,320
a back injury that would bother him for the rest

942
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,000
of his life. At one point, they did not believe

943
00:46:04,039 --> 00:46:07,199
he was gonna be able to walk again. Not only

944
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:12,039
did he walk, rob he flew. He flew, dude.

945
00:46:12,039 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 2: That is not just the Wright brothers, but like every

946
00:46:17,039 --> 00:46:20,440
fucking pilot back then, you just weren't a pilot without crashing.

947
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta break a couple of eggs.

948
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,039
Speaker 2: It's like being an er doctor. I mean, like I'll

949
00:46:26,079 --> 00:46:29,039
never lose a patient. Like no, no, no, no, no,

950
00:46:29,079 --> 00:46:29,880
Someone's gonna die.

951
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,119
Speaker 1: That's how this works. Yeah, someone's gonna die again. We

952
00:46:32,119 --> 00:46:35,039
were spitting in God's face every time we take to the.

953
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,199
Speaker 2: Air, even now, but especially then, because God was like,

954
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,119
this is what you're doing.

955
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: Even they're going up, I don't know, forty fifty feet

956
00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:49,480
one hundred feet, that's all you need. Forty miles an hour. Yeah,

957
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,280
you're still gonna die.

958
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't take that much. No, I mean, if

959
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,880
it like yeah thirty, people are so desensitized to it.

960
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,920
But like because like, oh, driving a car thirty mile

961
00:47:00,079 --> 00:47:00,400
an hour.

962
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,079
Speaker 1: That's slow.

963
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 2: If a cargoing thirty miles an hour hit you, you were

964
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,239
fucked You're gonna get fucked up.

965
00:47:10,199 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: The Right brothers promised their father they would never be

966
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,920
in the plane at the same time, fearing he would

967
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:19,320
lose both in one accident. Okay, they kept that promise

968
00:47:19,679 --> 00:47:22,519
all but one time, when he gave them the ok

969
00:47:22,679 --> 00:47:25,119
to go up together on May twenty fifth, nineteen ten,

970
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,079
for a six minute flight near Dayton. So they only

971
00:47:29,079 --> 00:47:35,400
flew together once, okay. After Orville then took his then

972
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,559
eighty two year old father up for his only flight,

973
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,000
where he allegedly just broke down into tears and cried

974
00:47:43,039 --> 00:47:49,360
out higher, Orville Higher. He was addicted to it. Show

975
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,800
me God, take me.

976
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 2: To the light, take me into the clouds.

977
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: So after, I mean they had a bit of a

978
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,639
you know, a speed bump with that Army corporal killing

979
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:02,880
him or Army lieutenant.

980
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, killing this from the singnaal core yeah, killing him.

981
00:48:07,159 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, bit of a speed bump there. But Army was

982
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,199
down with the technology. They wanted to see it more advancements. Yeah,

983
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:17,719
I mean, the start working on it.

984
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 2: Oh someone died. Well, we're the Army.

985
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what people get. Another guy, it's what people

986
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:25,760
do here. They received awards from the President's Haft and

987
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,960
worked on getting down a two person plane for the

988
00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:31,119
US Army. They were able to hit their goal of

989
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,440
one hour in the sky holding two pilots at speeds

990
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:39,119
of forty miles an hour. Okay, But by nineteen eleven

991
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:43,880
the French dusted US unfortunately on aviation tech, and when

992
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,239
we entered World War One, no American planes were able

993
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,920
to be uple to snuff as the French.

994
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,639
Speaker 2: Right, So the French, French planes and probably English planes

995
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:55,679
at that point too, plus the German Camels.

996
00:48:56,039 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: We ended up using French planes throughout our short time

997
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,480
over in Europe skie, So no American plans actually flew

998
00:49:01,519 --> 00:49:02,280
in World War One.

999
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,519
Speaker 2: What were the French planes called? Because the British were

1000
00:49:04,559 --> 00:49:07,079
the Fokkers and the Germans were the Camels.

1001
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1002
00:49:10,119 --> 00:49:13,039
Speaker 2: Keep going, That's all I know. Those are the only two.

1003
00:49:14,039 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: Did the Russians have planes?

1004
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,119
Speaker 2: If they did, they weren't great.

1005
00:49:20,079 --> 00:49:26,079
Speaker 1: Known by various names with the spad s X three stupid.

1006
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 2: I don't know. I only know those two names because

1007
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,960
I played a Red baron back in the day on

1008
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:34,719
Windows ninety five.

1009
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:35,519
Speaker 1: Never played it.

1010
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 2: Great, great game. I was I was always bored with

1011
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,119
a dog fighting. I was like, I want to bomb

1012
00:49:40,119 --> 00:49:42,960
some trenches. I want to kill some some poor bastards

1013
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:44,440
just in a trench.

1014
00:49:45,079 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: Dogfights had to be insane.

1015
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 2: At the funniest part is how it started.

1016
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: To take your handgun out and shoot again.

1017
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 2: That's how it started, which is also so well. It

1018
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,480
started as they were both just scouting, and then they

1019
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,679
were like, hey, we're going so slow. You could just

1020
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,119
drive the German guy over that. I wanted to scout opposition.

1021
00:50:02,159 --> 00:50:04,440
So they started shooting with a pistol and then like

1022
00:50:04,519 --> 00:50:05,960
someone went back to the crowd was like, we got

1023
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,199
to put a machine gun on this fucking thing. And

1024
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,199
then it got to that point, which, by the way,

1025
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,559
is exactly what's happening in Ukraine right now. All the drones, yeah,

1026
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:17,400
start out as like spotters or little grenade droppers, and

1027
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,039
then now there's drone dog fights.

1028
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:20,639
Speaker 1: I like that.

1029
00:50:20,679 --> 00:50:21,599
Speaker 2: It's fucking sick.

1030
00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:26,159
Speaker 1: Hopefully World War three involves no humans it's all drones.

1031
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,599
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, plenty of human civilians will still die,

1032
00:50:28,599 --> 00:50:29,760
but yeah, yeah, yeah, you.

1033
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:33,280
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, but like robot soldiers. Our soldiers get to

1034
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,960
fight war from home. Yeah, can you massage the planning place?

1035
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 2: The fucking thirteen year olds all cracked out on like

1036
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,199
adderall and shit.

1037
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: Just it's just called dudy.

1038
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,159
Speaker 2: Yep.

1039
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: Wilbert ultimately died of a fever in nineteen twelve, which

1040
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,760
Orville and a sister bland on the stress of constant lawsuits,

1041
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:57,880
specifically from fellow American aviation enthusiast Glenn Curtis over patents.

1042
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:02,000
As I mentioned, Larry the beef with the Smithsonian who

1043
00:51:02,039 --> 00:51:04,119
backed Glenn's designs over their own.

1044
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 2: What do you mean the Smithsonian backed.

1045
00:51:07,159 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: They were just always kind of hyping up Glenn, okay

1046
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,360
more than they the right brothers. So the right brothers.

1047
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,199
When the Smithsonian came calling for their you know, original plane.

1048
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 2: Like here, it's a piece of American history, we have it.

1049
00:51:19,079 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, fuck you did you were like friendly

1050
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,119
with Glenn? Yeah, you're all over Glenn's dick and now

1051
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,320
come a Colin.

1052
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 2: Oh you want ours? No, because people don't give a

1053
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,320
fuck about Glenn, whose name I didn't even know until

1054
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:33,719
right now.

1055
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:34,119
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1056
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they won.

1057
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they also ultimately won those legal battles but

1058
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,000
it came out at the cost of Wilbur's life, and

1059
00:51:43,039 --> 00:51:45,920
their public image taken a hit as they were seen

1060
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,079
as greedy and in the way of advancements to the

1061
00:51:48,119 --> 00:51:53,679
tech much more than their European counterparts. Orville sold the

1062
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:57,760
company to Wright Martin in nineteen sixteen. He made his

1063
00:51:58,119 --> 00:52:01,519
last flight as a pilot in nineteen eighteen in a

1064
00:52:01,679 --> 00:52:05,360
nineteen eleven Model B. He would go on to be

1065
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,800
an Elder Statesman of Aviation and serve on different boards

1066
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,599
throughout his golden years. I actually heard.

1067
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 2: A radio interview with him once from the thirties or forties.

1068
00:52:14,639 --> 00:52:19,360
He looked to forty eight and uh man, old people

1069
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:25,280
back then sounded fucking old. Yeah, like they were like,

1070
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:29,000
now awful. What was it like when you took light

1071
00:52:29,039 --> 00:52:30,960
for the first time? And it's like you would expect

1072
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,760
to be like, well, it's like like he's only in

1073
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,039
his seventies or sixties.

1074
00:52:35,079 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 1: Only that in the seventies, he's just like.

1075
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:48,559
Speaker 3: Well, sky, little windy day, Like just like like I

1076
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:49,719
was like, is he in hospice?

1077
00:52:50,159 --> 00:52:51,280
Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on?

1078
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: Is he currently dying? Yeah?

1079
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 3: Like he was just like I remember the parade was paper.

1080
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 2: My brother held it up. It wasn't try on for

1081
00:53:06,679 --> 00:53:13,679
day it The pitch of the voice was just like

1082
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:17,840
it sounded like someone was like squeezing his balls, but

1083
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,599
like he was in pain. Like he was just like

1084
00:53:20,599 --> 00:53:22,880
like it was just so hard to be old back then,

1085
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,960
Like there's nothing, like there's there's no advil for him

1086
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,559
to take, Like all his bones hurt.

1087
00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 1: You make it that long to the forties, Yeah, your

1088
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:33,559
life was hard.

1089
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 2: Just you got you got arthritis from doing bicycle repairs

1090
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,519
for thirty years and then building airplanes for another third.

1091
00:53:41,599 --> 00:53:46,679
Speaker 1: Like you just he also again crashed killed a guy. Yeah,

1092
00:53:46,159 --> 00:53:50,559
uh pretty much almost was handicapped from the accident, had

1093
00:53:50,599 --> 00:53:52,639
a bad back for the rest of his life.

1094
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 2: Every Like everything hurts on that man. The only thing

1095
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,599
he can do is drink. I get like, I don't know,

1096
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,800
go listen to it, like it is truly like every

1097
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,119
other guy's like that. Every old guy, I swear to

1098
00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:05,960
God is like that. In those videos, there's I saw

1099
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,320
another one of like an old farmer being interviewed in

1100
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,599
the twenties. He was born in like the eighteen forties

1101
00:54:12,679 --> 00:54:16,000
or something like that, and he's like, oh, but he's

1102
00:54:16,039 --> 00:54:19,239
like still farming. He's like hoeing a yard as they're

1103
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,639
talking to him, his body just is like, please stop,

1104
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:23,320
and he's.

1105
00:54:23,119 --> 00:54:28,159
Speaker 3: Just like I terriphone now, I'm so scared.

1106
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: Now. One of their distant relevant relatives was actually Howard Hughes.

1107
00:54:35,199 --> 00:54:37,400
Oh yeah, so there's a little bit of a connection there.

1108
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,719
Wo how distant what And they're credited with, you know,

1109
00:54:41,199 --> 00:54:44,239
just kind of inspiring I guess his interest in flight.

1110
00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:48,159
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess they inspired everyone's interest in flight, that'so.

1111
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. But well maybe some are just like not do

1112
00:54:51,519 --> 00:54:54,840
the right brothers, fucking frauds, Like I'm all about this.

1113
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,760
Speaker 2: French dude'd be like, yeah, I don't know, man, I

1114
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,639
just like credit James Naismith with my interest in basketball.

1115
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: To me, I don't dude, couldn't even cut a hole

1116
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,599
under the peach basket.

1117
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,639
Speaker 2: Feels like you should credit him if you like basketball

1118
00:55:08,679 --> 00:55:08,960
at all.

1119
00:55:09,559 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: Do you think those were low scoring games you had

1120
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,239
to get on the ladder and take.

1121
00:55:13,079 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 2: The ball incredibly low, even the ones when there was

1122
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,639
a hole in it pre shot clock.

1123
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was a game made for children, rob Yeah,

1124
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,480
literally he made it. It was like.

1125
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 2: It was like a high school gym class or something

1126
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:28,119
like that.

1127
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 1: It was just like a bullshit game, and now it's

1128
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,000
the top four sport.

1129
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:39,320
Speaker 2: It'd be like if bashball took America, like literally, hole ball,

1130
00:55:40,039 --> 00:55:40,599
hole ball.

1131
00:55:42,119 --> 00:55:46,199
Speaker 1: So Orville obviously lived through World War Two and got

1132
00:55:46,199 --> 00:55:50,800
to see the destruction of his creation brought before him. Well,

1133
00:55:51,159 --> 00:55:54,679
one of his creations dropped in atomic bombs, so two

1134
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,199
of them. So this is his quote on seeing the

1135
00:55:57,199 --> 00:56:01,079
airplane and what damage it caused him World War two.

1136
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,679
And you have to say it, I guess, like how

1137
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:08,119
you were talking earlier. Okay, we dared to hope we

1138
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:11,840
had invented something that would bring lasting peace to the earth.

1139
00:56:12,639 --> 00:56:19,679
We were wrong. What No, I don't have any regrets

1140
00:56:19,679 --> 00:56:22,440
about my part in the invention of the airplane, though

1141
00:56:23,039 --> 00:56:26,360
no one could deplore more than I do the destruction

1142
00:56:26,519 --> 00:56:29,920
it has caused. I feel about the airplane much the

1143
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,480
same as I do in the regard of fire. That is,

1144
00:56:33,559 --> 00:56:36,760
I regret all the terrible damage caused by fire, but

1145
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,920
I think it is good for the human race that

1146
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,000
someone discovered how to start fires, and that we have

1147
00:56:42,119 --> 00:56:45,480
learned to put fires to thousands of important uses.

1148
00:56:47,039 --> 00:56:51,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens when you invent something like that.

1149
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:54,760
Like it just it's gonna get used on a hundred

1150
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:55,880
different ways.

1151
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,159
Speaker 1: What he was a little sad about it.

1152
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,119
Speaker 2: I don't think it was. I think that's yeah, I

1153
00:57:01,199 --> 00:57:03,159
think that's just pr I think you just said that shit.

1154
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:08,639
Speaker 1: Okay, that's bullshit. Orville died shortly after in nineteen forty eight,

1155
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:12,719
following a second heart attack. And there's a lot more

1156
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,559
that you could kind of dig into with on the

1157
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:15,480
Brothering piece.

1158
00:57:15,559 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 2: Oh we can fly nout guys. No reason for war anymore, right, sure, Orville.

1159
00:57:23,199 --> 00:57:26,239
Speaker 1: But again, this is softcore history. That is our episode

1160
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,199
on the right, Brothers. What'd you learn today?

1161
00:57:31,079 --> 00:57:35,159
Speaker 2: I learned that fuck the haters. I hate people who

1162
00:57:35,239 --> 00:57:37,719
try to be like, well, I hate people try to well,

1163
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,519
actually an inventor.

1164
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: Okay, fuck that. Sometimes inventors get credit for things they didn't.

1165
00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:49,039
Speaker 2: Do, like what I mean, that's probably true.

1166
00:57:49,079 --> 00:57:51,559
Speaker 1: But George Washington Carver.

1167
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:55,239
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's just bad history. It's just a myth.

1168
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,719
It's like, well, he did everything with peanuts. He must

1169
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,599
have made peanut butter, just didn't do the bus, didn't

1170
00:58:01,719 --> 00:58:03,320
didn't thing to make it into a butter. He had

1171
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:07,400
bigger things. Did everything else with peanuts. Yeah, couldn't nail

1172
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,960
down butter. Yeah, but I also I didn't know actually

1173
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:17,719
that Orville right, or no, Wilbur, I'm sorry, was just holding.

1174
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:22,199
Speaker 1: The plane because you're running alongside it. He's running alongside

1175
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it and try to like balance it. That is.

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Speaker 2: Truly. Like I like to say, my joke about audio

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books is like, oh yeah, I read that book, but

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you like listen to it. It's like, oh yeah, my

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uh my five year old read eight books yesterday. Then

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yeah he didn't read anything.

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Speaker 1: Somebody read it to you. So, Orville, you didn't fly

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that plane. Uh, you didn't fly that He eventually did.

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But yeah, cause the first fatal airplane crash, who else

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would it be? I mean, at that point there were

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other people flying planets.

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Speaker 2: I guess, but it should be them. I'm glad they

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got them.

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Speaker 1: Glad they got the first body.

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Speaker 2: Yeah good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, who's today's hitler?

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Speaker 2: Uh boy, that's tough. I don't know the French for doubting,

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the French for hating.

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Speaker 1: The Right brothers until proven otherwise I'll just see it

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with their own eyes.

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Speaker 2: Orvil and Wilbur's relationship with their sister.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, we should probably dig into that threesome right there.

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Speaker 2: There's I'm sure just letters that were burned by the

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estate like they were just like I think by the

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history here got nope, nope, nope.

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Speaker 1: Never married, got pissed off when their sister did marry,

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shared bank accounts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people were weird.

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Speaker 1: Women were around. But look, you're you're do the red

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Brothers do the gay community maybe claim the right brothers

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look into it or the a sexual community.

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Speaker 2: The a sexual community has a great argument off the BA.

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Speaker 1: At no time for women and plans.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if the gays want to look into it,

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you know it's worth a.

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Speaker 1: Worth a look, kind of like Bucannon.

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Speaker 2: But also I don't trust the gays. Yeah, they won't

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even claim James you canon.

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Speaker 1: Come on, that's the president.

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Speaker 2: You gotta take them. You gotta take the good and the.

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Speaker 1: Bad, worst president of all time. Gay man, Yeah, you.

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Speaker 2: Gotta take everything. Can't just take the good ones? Oh

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your history straight to take Hitler? We we know he

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was straight, and we take them. We don't want to,

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but he's ours.

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Speaker 1: We admit he was a straight man. That's our episode

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for today. Thanks for tuning in. We love you guys.

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Make sure to honestly just check out the bad catalog

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we got. Give us a listen to so many episodes.

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We're year five of doing the show now, so yeah,

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turn twenty, a lot of iterations of this, and here

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we are still doing the damn thing. Check out Patron

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if you'd like. We do two additional episodes every week

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on a Wednesday and Friday release schedule, and that we've

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been doing that for three years. So there's a bunch

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of content back there.

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Speaker 2: Keep your money's worth for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're getting episodes like this. You have

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sketched one of my favorite sketches we've ever done with Rob.

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You said, let's just tie it full circle.

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Speaker 2: You said, it's one of your favorite things you've ever

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done here or Grandex.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think so. It's one of the funniest

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things I think we have as a unit. Done with

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nineteen thirties Alexander and Jonsensen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, information walls with Alexander Johnsson, information warfare, information warfare,

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that's right with Alexander Johnsonson.

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Speaker 1: So I think just for that sketch alone, you're gonna

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get your five dollars worth. Yeah, I agree. Like I

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was pissing my pants laughing, and I usually hate everything

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we do because I have to like edit Yeah. You

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just hear it here so much that I'm just like,

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does this suck? Actually? Yeah, no, this is really talking

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about things getting numbed as shit. Yeah. I hate the

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sound of my own voice, soft ass bitch. Haven't even

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been able.

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Speaker 2: To lift last year like project just once?

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Speaker 1: Please, No, I think I have a soothing voice. Okay,

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I've talked to myself into that.

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Speaker 2: You're You're like the male Delilah from the radio, like

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late night Sundays. She's on like soft rock channels.

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Speaker 4: She's like, welcome back. We've got a caller. She wants

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to talk about how much she loves her her child,

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and this record for you, Gabby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're bro Delilah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, check that out. Leave a review if you can, please,

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and thank you five stars on Apple and Spotify. If

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you can actually write a review on Apple, that'll help us. Allegedly,

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01:02:46,519 --> 01:02:49,960
I don't know. I'm just sick of Apple. Just listen,

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01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,320
just listen to our stuff. Tell people about our stuff. Yeah,

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Brere billboards. Please, we need to grow this thing. Hey,

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01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,239
we we're doing fine, but yeah, we're doing fine, but

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I would like to grow.

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Speaker 2: You know, some people hear that and they're like, I

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don't want to listen to this set of funk Overmore.

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Speaker 1: Well, they've already listened the whole epod the bitches. Yeah true,

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we should really trick the people and uh name this

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the history of Grandex. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's just that'll

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just spike to the roof.

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Speaker 2: It's only sixty seconds for a to count as a listen, Okay,

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even if it's fucking five hours long. Sixty seconds, let's

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just they count. Let's fool everybody, and we talk about

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grand Actually three minutes, so we'll get them in.

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Speaker 1: I think like ten. Obviously we'll get them in the door,

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so we're not totally lying. Yeah, anyway, for Rob Fowks,

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I'm Damnar Jester and you just Guy Sawcer