Speaker 1: Good morning. Was that intentional?
Speaker 2: Did you do that on purpose? I'm pretty sure you
did that on purpose. No, you did that on purpose,
didn't you? You did that on purpose?
Speaker 1: Purpose?
Speaker 3: Did not?
Speaker 2: Go?
Speaker 1: Walk outside? Real quick?
Speaker 2: Walk out outside. I'll call you back in when I'm
ready for you to come in. All right, Okay, good
morning from Hell? Is you good friend, Clayton? I'm here
as usual with Chris. Who's outside? Nope, do not come in?
Stay outside, you stay. You know what you did wrong? Anyways,
I'm here with Chris. We're gonna be interviewing a couple
of people from Hell. It's gonna be a fun show.
Got a good, great show lined up for you today. Okay, Chris,
come here. You're wasting enough for our time.
Speaker 1: Come on. Okay, Hi, I'm Chris.
Speaker 4: I died recently and this is my eternal punishment to
do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell's.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm the brother Satan Clayton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I guess I don't really have to tell
you who who our guest is. Uh, you went out
and they were probably out there waiting. Yeah, and you
probably just had a weird exchange. We had explained that
you're a.
Speaker 1: Terrible co host.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's kind of how it went out. Who
So who is this guy that's out there?
Speaker 1: Oh uh?
Speaker 2: Well, So, something that I've noticed is this this show
is getting a little too wholesome. It's getting a little
too feel good. So I want to bring us back
to our roots.
Speaker 1: I want to get evil.
Speaker 2: So we're bringing on a mass murderer. I mean, one
of the most brutal killers there is. And he's kind
of an unknown right now, but I guarantee they're gonna
be making horror movies and documentaries and true kime podcast
out the ass based on this guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so he just okay, he hasn't even been
caught yet.
Speaker 1: Wow. Well, I mean he's dead.
Speaker 2: So but he was never caught Yeah, oh yeah, maybe
he maybe he died out of spite so that there's
no closure for the families. Ah, he's evil, he's evil,
all right, all right, Well, he doesn't have any like
a cool murder name yet. We'll come up with one.
We'll work shop it anyways, Jeff, come on, come on
in here, Bud.
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, everybody, thanks thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Heyeff, Hey, Jeff.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: It's a great change of pace from hell, this is
I like, I love talking to people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so Jeff, just call you Jeff or what's
your you.
Speaker 6: Just call me Jeff. I mean whatever you want to
call me. I'm just happy to be here, Jeff.
Speaker 2: The the what's what's a good like killer name?
Speaker 6: Do you have?
Speaker 5: Like a killer name?
Speaker 6: Like the Butcher of Bastrop. I always thought Jeff was
a killer name, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, No, he's got zingers, folks, he's got zingers,
the Green Goblin.
Speaker 4: No, that's that's I think that's that's Yeah, that's more
different type of villain.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe, Jeff, we got to get to know you
more and more about your your brutal deaths and murders
before we can give you a proper murderer name. So
uh yeah, yeah, I mean how many how many people.
Speaker 1: As you murder?
Speaker 6: Eighty four or five? A lot of people?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Heck of a track record there, Bud.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I didn't particularly enjoy it, but I was
just doing what I was told. You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean eighty four people that you listen, you're not
you're not in the corldor of law. You don't have
to say that you were told by anybody to do it,
and we all know you you love doing this, right, Jeff.
Speaker 6: No, no, no no. I heard a voice and it
was it was telling me to do stuff, and I
killed people.
Speaker 2: But I oh, okay, Jeff, okay, Joe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a voice in your head telling you. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, classic, classic, It's classic, Jeff.
Speaker 1: It was either stuff.
Speaker 6: You know. I was quite surprised to end up in Hell.
I thought I was doing the right thing.
Speaker 2: This guy, he's committed to the bitch.
Speaker 1: This is great.
Speaker 2: So, Jeff, I mean, where where did most of your
murders take place?
Speaker 1: Up on earth?
Speaker 6: Branson, Missouri? That works so well that we're yeah, at
other places around Missouri. If I went on vacation or
you know, went hiking, or you know, would go to
a convention or something, you know, every now and then
I'd have to kill away from home.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh man, he didn't take a day off, even
on vacation. He was a working man. Oh but you're
a bass job, Jeff.
Speaker 4: So when did the voices in your head start?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wink? Yeah.
Speaker 6: It was just one one voice, very confident, very confident
voice telling me. He said, you know, you would get
great rewards if you did what I said. I'm not
a super great listener, but I thought I did everything
that I was supposed to and I you know, and
I died and I went to hell, and I'm just
super disappointed in it, and it's it's actually terrible down here.
And I thought I was, you know, just doing my
thing and listening and listening to the voice. And I
actually did not enjoy killing anyone. And so that's the thing.
My whole life was torture because I hated killing and
and now I'm here in hell and I also hate that.
Speaker 2: That's that's what I say after my eighty fourth hamburger.
Speaker 1: A good one, Jeff, that's great.
Speaker 4: So I mean but really, though, like the voice in
your head, I mean, was that just like how that
for real?
Speaker 6: Though it appeared one day and it would uh it
was actually like really positive. It was like a really
positive experience in my life and uh, always very encouraging
and like uplifting.
Speaker 5: And it's to tell you to kill people, right right?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I heard this voice, uh, and it was
telling me. I think it was a demon, and it
was telling me to do stuff and everything would be
great and I would end up happy and I don't.
I don't feel like it worked. And now I'm in
Hell and like beg, bugs eat my toes down to
the bone every day.
Speaker 2: Wait, so bed bugs also eat his butts. It's a
little known fact about hell bedbugs.
Speaker 4: So this was it just like a voice. I mean
when you said a voice in your head you're talking about.
Speaker 6: Like no, no, it was a literal voice. Uh. And
it was a demon. It was definitely a demon, and
it was telling me to do this. Uh, and great
things would happen to me. I would get money, wealth, women, uh,
you know, power, uh, immortality, all of these things, and
none of that happened.
Speaker 1: Huh. I think I mean, Jeff, excuse us for a second, Chris.
Speaker 6: Clayton, I give it to your people. They they they
tricked me. Good, they got me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chris. I think he's I think he's
been serious.
Speaker 4: I don't do you all have demons that like go
up and do that?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure?
Speaker 2: But I mean I I checked this guy's file and
he doesn't have any demons assigned to him that I
know of.
Speaker 6: I mean, Clayton, you need to do you need to
check again, Like I don't know if you need to
call somebody else in here to look at the right file.
But like, there was definitely a demon who promised me,
you know, power, money, riches, women, everything, all of the stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm bracking my brain for all the demons.
Speaker 6: Was it was?
Speaker 1: It? Was it Dagon?
Speaker 6: No, definitely, it is like a really basic name, like
basic basic dude's name Imon Scilla. No, no, no, His
name was Dan Dan Dan.
Speaker 2: Dan Dan, Like I'm looking Damon Dan tallons like like Dan,
like Daniel like short for Daniel like Dan Dan Joel.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't Daniel.
Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with any Daniels in the demon database.
Speaker 2: I give it up my demon roll in decks. I'm
not saying y'all.
Speaker 6: Are so good about tricking people to like give up
their eternal soul and for goods and then like, you know,
you just get tricked and I felt hook line and
sinker and like you got me? Like what else do
I say? I deserve to be here?
Speaker 2: Do you have his like you does he still? Do
you have a line of contact with this Dan that
you could like potentially summon him here? Because I'm we
gotta get we gotta get more information on this guy.
Speaker 6: I haven't really talked to him since I've been here.
Did anybody like arrive with me?
Speaker 5: Do you have a last name?
Speaker 6: Uh? I think his last name was. I want to
say Angle, Angle Angle. It always reminded me of like
a carpenter like from the TV, like Dan Angle.
Speaker 2: Dan Angle. Yeah, it's like some sort of like Fixer
Up or d Why kind of show.
Speaker 6: But he destroyed my life.
Speaker 2: Let me uh, let me get on LinkedIn and see
if I can. Uh wait, wait, there's this guy and
you can shoot him a message and see if you
wants to stop by.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is the guy or not. Okay, Oh, there's.
Speaker 2: A knock at the door. There's somebody's here. Uh hey,
come on head, Hey, I.
Speaker 3: Got a message saying I should come.
Speaker 2: Inill bro chill, hey, stand down, stand down?
Speaker 1: All right? Chris? Who let this guy in? Who let
this guy?
Speaker 6: Who are you?
Speaker 1: I'm some mother flipping angel? What are you doing here?
Speaker 3: I I don't know. I was told to be here.
My buddy Jeff needed some help.
Speaker 6: Hey Jeff, Oh my god, how you doing man? It's
been a while.
Speaker 4: Wait.
Speaker 6: That voice is familiar, but this is not how I
pictured you. You're not a demon blowing white rope.
Speaker 3: Oh I I guess we haven't met face to face before.
That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm so confused.
Speaker 2: There's there's an angel here named Dan, and you know him, Jeff,
this is the voice in your head.
Speaker 6: I mean, that's the that's that's the voice that matches up.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: It's like meeting a radio star. But like, this is
not what I pictured. Like this is an angel?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot honestly.
Speaker 5: So you're are you an angel?
Speaker 4: Dan?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: I mean I was, but angels don't end up in hell.
In order for an angel to get into hell, you
have to give what I thought was great advice. But
someone just refused to listen to me.
Speaker 6: Dan.
Speaker 3: What First off, it's Daniel. That's the first thing you've
gotten wrong. But yeah, like, I mean, I was this
guardian angel and I was just giving him good advice
and we ended up I don't think.
Speaker 5: But yours is guardian angel.
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well then why'd you tell him to murder all the people?
Speaker 6: You're not my guardian angel? Why did you tell me
to kill all those people?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I did not tell you to murder anybody.
Speaker 2: I okay, we're having. We're having some weird community. So
so Dan, go ahead, you've been Steve been sitting there
flying with your little stupid angel wings. Go ahead, I
have a scene. We're gonna talk to this. So we're
gonna get this figured out now. Jeff, you tell us
about the very first murder that you committed, and then Dan,
you tell us your side of the story so we
can figure out what the hell.
Speaker 1: Is going on here.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 6: Uh, I was walking down the street with my crushed April.
Uh and she had a jump rope. I had a
jump rope. It was our hobby. We were jumping rope.
And then Dan comes out, you know, and he's like,
kill her?
Speaker 2: Dan?
Speaker 6: So I killed her? Uh?
Speaker 3: So he's just whispering, do you mind if I step
in here and tell you what actually happened.
Speaker 2: Well, hear your side of the story, Dan, But I mean,
you're pretty pretty.
Speaker 1: Black and white there.
Speaker 3: I mean you'd think so. But I was just trying
to give him some good advice. I was like, listen, Jeff,
if you want a dater, you gotta take her out.
Speaker 1: Oh wait what?
Speaker 6: I sobbed all over that body because I did not
want to do that. He told me to kill her.
Speaker 3: I'm I definitely told you to take her out. I
did not want to take.
Speaker 1: Her out on a date.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like on it. Yeah, I think we can all
agree that there's some gray area there. I don't know
there's much of a joy.
Speaker 2: I mean, you jumped to some pretty quick conclusions. I
mean you really jumped the gun on that one there.
Speaker 3: Okay, can I give you another example?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, go ahead. Well we'll hear your angle and
then we'll hear what really happened with Jeff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jeff. Do you remember Susie?
Speaker 6: Yeah? How can you forget her?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I know she was number three. You literally just
had the biggest crush on her. She was the lifeguard
at the pool. And I was like just trying to
give you confidence, just trying to build you up a
little bit. And I was just saying, listen, Jeff, I'll
I'll tell you what to do. You just gotta listen
to me, and then you'll be drowning in women. Next thing,
I know, he's drowning two women, one of which was
that that girl, that poor poor girl.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Is that true?
Speaker 6: Jeff Dan, Let's let's let's unpack this, Okay, First, I
don't like to get mad, but you're making me angry
because I was swimming and she was there, and she
was like the windy peppercorn to my life, you know. Uh,
and you told me definitely to drown those two women.
Speaker 2: No, No, I think Jeff what he said was you
would be drowning in women if you followed his advice.
For once, I think I'm actually agreeing with the Angel
on this one.
Speaker 3: And Clayton, I'm so glad that we finally got you
on our side.
Speaker 1: Okay, shut the fuck up, don't even start.
Speaker 6: Okay, Chris, you got my back right, Like, there's there's
there's some mis interpretation in this.
Speaker 4: It's pretty I mean there's a really broad interpretation there.
You're taking a lot of liberties there.
Speaker 5: I mean, is there anything.
Speaker 6: Okay, what about this one? What about this one?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: Like I was working as a delivery man. It was
I was twenty two. It was like one of my
first jobs, you know, and I got into my boss
and then Dan came up and he was like, you
gotta you gotta put your foot down, and uh, okay,
so I ran them over.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's.
Speaker 4: Not even I thought you were gonna say, you're you
like stepped on him or something.
Speaker 5: But you yeah, that's not even a literal.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not even on the gas, is what
he's saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me let me step in here, guys, because
I feel like this one actually might be my fault.
I was trying to build him up before he went
into the office to infront of his boss about this
raise that he had been promised, right, but I didn't
realize that as we were pulling up, his boss was
walking in front of the office and I was like, listen, man,
just put your foot down with him, and he literally did,
and we just plowed right through the front of the office.
I mean, thank goodness they got ruled an accident. But yeah,
I mean he got squolished, and that one, that one
was sort of on me.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm gonna call this on a fifty to
fifty because I mean, at this point, he did kill
the guy. Uh.
Speaker 1: But I mean you.
Speaker 2: Also should have known by now, Dan that this guy
cannot take anything, not literally, you know, like he he
doesn't understand idioms.
Speaker 6: Apparently I'm not an idiot, Clayton, So Daniel, you're a
guardian angel.
Speaker 1: Jeff killed like eighty four people.
Speaker 4: At any point did you think maybe you should like
find a different person to guard.
Speaker 6: Different Yeah, Dan, I agree, Like I think this is
your fault. Wow, Chris is onto something.
Speaker 3: I mean, Well, first off, I am only allowed to
give advice to the person I was as sigence too
in heaven. So that's why I was down here trying
to help Jeff out, trying to lead his life too good,
trying to build him up.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 4: But I'm just saying it sounds like you're both a
little at fault because it's sound like you weren't doing
a good job of, you know, leading him. Granted some
bad interpretation, but you kept giving ambiguous advice.
Speaker 6: It would seem like I really liked that boss. He
gave me Christmas off, and I killed him because of you. Dan.
Speaker 2: Well, you also killed him because if you Oh, I
have an I have an idea.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jeff, Yeah, I'm pretty tired. Let's hit the sack.
Speaker 2: Ah, Okay, you see you you just you just punched
Chris in the balls.
Speaker 1: You just you just punched him in the balls.
Speaker 6: Dealing with Clinton, But that is what I'm dealing with.
Claimon That is a sack. That is a sack right there.
You told me to hit the sack.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's it's it's a phrase, it's
a term.
Speaker 1: It's an idiom.
Speaker 6: I don't, I don't. I don't understand why you guys
are keep calling me that.
Speaker 1: No, we're not calling you an idiot.
Speaker 2: We're saying, we're saying their idioms.
Speaker 1: It's a I don't you know.
Speaker 6: I don't, Dan, what is an idiom?
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're asking him.
Speaker 6: He always answered all my questions growing up.
Speaker 3: Listen, Jeff, you just got to bite the bullet and
understand that.
Speaker 1: Where'd you get that?
Speaker 6: Jeff? No, No, I don't want to mean come on
like we're First off, I knew you had a gun
up on Earth because that one time I made the
mistake of saying you got to shoot your shot, and
you literally did. I shot all six of my shots.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that you were allowed to have guns
in hell.
Speaker 1: Dan, you can't you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't be using these kinds of phrases with him.
You know you know better by now. I think that
this is you're both at fault here.
Speaker 6: I mean, I want a refund. I don't think I
got a good angel.
Speaker 4: I mean I agree, I mean snow fence Daniel. But
like at some point, you know you you fool you
fool me once, Shame on you. You you kill eighty four people,
shame on you.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, this is an interesting dynamic we
have here because I still agree with Dan the Angel.
Speaker 3: And I'm so glad to shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're still on Jeff's side there, Chris.
Speaker 4: I well, I mean, I mean, I see both sides
of the argument. You know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I mean, Chrise, it's just like these you know, beings
to like take each other's side, right, you know, against
us mortal like your Chris, You're just like me, right.
Speaker 5: All right, Well I'm able to say you did just
kick me in the balls and shoot me.
Speaker 1: So I'm not like on your side, to be clear.
Speaker 2: And sometimes we don't get our choice and who we're
kind of like given, you know, in the afterlife, like you,
It's it's not our fault that I got a you know.
Speaker 1: A Chris, and then that Dan got a Jeff.
Speaker 6: Look, Clayton told me to hit you. That wasn't my fault.
I apologize. I felt bad about it.
Speaker 2: No, you see Jeff, if you could actually can you?
Could you punch Chris in the face right now?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Of course that was me giving you an explicit command, right,
I told you to directly punch Chris in the face out, Yeah,
just like that, right, But before I was saying hit
the sack you see?
Speaker 6: Look?
Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, no, that's like when you go to sleep,
like it's.
Speaker 6: It's how does God is going to sleep? Yeah? Why
do you? When do you hit what sack to sleep?
Speaker 1: Dan? You see what we have to work with here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: See this it's terrible. Guys.
Speaker 6: I feel like, from my point of view, I'm in
hell because I'm very agreeable.
Speaker 1: Well I would disagree.
Speaker 6: I mean I have a fault, yeah, but not my fault.
Speaker 3: Right, I take no responsibility. Listen to what I have
to deal with. This is a little bit later in life,
when we were back up on Earth living the good life.
I was just trying to warn him that the restaurant
he had been planning on taking this woman too was expensive,
and I was like, listen, Jeff, it cost an arm
and a leg. And he went out that night and
murdered two separate people just for an arm and a leg,
thinking that that is what he had to pay for
a steak dinner.
Speaker 2: Wow, Jeff, when have you ever had to give body parts.
Speaker 3: Texas to Brazil?
Speaker 6: Right? Well, I mean they were a bit surprised when
I threw them into the door. I realized that maybe
I was doing it wrong, and I felt a little
bad about it.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, and also, I mean, couldn't you have been like, well,
it's a steak dinner. Maybe I'll just get some something else,
Like maybe I shouldn't eat at that restaurant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't think to not, you know, to do
something else, to go somewhere else.
Speaker 6: I really liked her. It was the nicest place in town.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jeff, I'm pretty sure you're pulling on
my leg right now. Yeah, okay, now you're literally pulling
my leg.
Speaker 3: God, God, this is exactly what I had to deal
with up there.
Speaker 6: Guys, very strong.
Speaker 2: I see you thinks I see that you cannot say
anything and he can't just you know, totally misinterpreted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh boy, Well.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean, okay, so how did all this end up?
I mean, you're obviously dead and hell wait and you're
in hell too. How did all this happen?
Speaker 6: I'll tell you how I died, Okay, I uh was
playing in a community theater for h and I had
a big show and then uh yeah, I got a
command to break my leg and I didn't know how
that would help, but I I climbed up on my
roof and I jumped off. That didn't work. It just hurt,
and so I took a hammer hammered my leg.
Speaker 1: Oh and.
Speaker 3: He commits, He does commit. That's the one thing I'll
give him. And that's honestly made him a great actor.
Speaker 6: Uh I that only worked halfway? So I oh yeah,
oh yeah, I had to. I had to like, like
I use a Pulley system to like really like break
the rest of the bone. It was very complicatedle wow.
But I got immediately infected and died very slowly on
the floor, unable to reach my cell phone across the
room as everyone called wondering if I would show up
to the show. It was tragic, all.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm pretty sure I'm ahead of this one. I
think Chris is too. You told him to break a
leg as in like good luck for the play.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I was just trying to give him some good
luck for the play. It was a big night for him.
I was excited for him, That's all I was trying
to do.
Speaker 6: But why would why would breaking my own leg give
me good luck?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Jeff, you're an idiot. But Dan, let's be real.
Speaker 4: You told you come on, eighty four people dead, and
you're like, go break a leg and he's not gonna
come on.
Speaker 1: That's pretty explicit. That's like a very straightforward I mean.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, I was just trying to like
build him up. Does let him know to have a
little good luck, you know. I was just trying to
like give him some confidence as he went up.
Speaker 2: All right, listen, Jeff pulled this game earlier, but he
actually was like convinced, we know that you're bullshitting us.
Right now, Dan, tell us the truth.
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean I guess if no one's gonna fall
for it upstairs, no one's gonna fall for it downstairs.
So yeah, I mean I knew at this point that
he was literally gonna do everything I told him.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See yeah, And you were hoping you'd get plausible deniability
so that you could say, oh no, no, I didn't know,
and then they were on your.
Speaker 6: Bs there's upstairs here, Well, uh no, heaven dude, do
you see what I do?
Speaker 3: You see what I have to deal with?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do terrible Clayton.
Speaker 6: I don't know how.
Speaker 2: He's awful, but he's not this bad. I mean, this guy,
he's a totally you know what. It's crazy because we
started this podcast out and I thought Jeff was the
evil one, but Dan, it turned out you're the evil one.
So like, Jeff can go eat his heart out?
Speaker 6: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, oh my god.
Speaker 5: Oh it's squirting in my eye.
Speaker 1: He's eating his her Oh.
Speaker 6: Stop, it's surprisingly tender.
Speaker 3: See it's kind of fun, isn't it It is?
Speaker 1: It is pretty funny that one was intentional. It's funny.
Speaker 5: Uh so, I mean, Dan, I mean that's why you're
in hell.
Speaker 6: Oh, believe me.
Speaker 3: They made it very clear as to why I was
being sent here. Chris. Yeah, I don't know if you've
ever talked to the man upstairs, but brevity is not
in his vocabulary. No, yeah, he's very long winded.
Speaker 6: Ben, my neighbor upstairs.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no God, God, literal god.
Speaker 2: Oh fun fact, anytime you scream oh God, oh God
during orgasm, he hears that he knows that he considers
that talking to him just.
Speaker 3: Just so you know, Clayton, that only makes it better
for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little insight information.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: Well, with that being said, uh, you know, it looks
like another weird episode of Good Morning from Hell. We
want to thank our listeners, Chris. What are our social
media channels? It's ad Morning from Hell? Please follow us
and tell your friends all.
Speaker 4: About the show and subscribe and uh, you know, spread
the bad word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but uh ship, I mean I thought this episode
is gonna be a lot better. I'm actually pretty frustrated
right now. You two can eat a dick. Come on help.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much to Mikey Randolphin.
Speaker 4: Todd Awesome uh from the Horror Version podcast?
Speaker 1: Uh for coming on?
Speaker 3: Hey do you want to use my real last name?
I'm so sorry. Todd Awesome was my Twitch handle. My
last name is not really awesome. Todd Awesome was my father.
Speaker 1: In the edit because I love to know this is
going in the edit?
Speaker 5: What is your real last name? I don't know your
real last name?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, honestly, there are thousands of people that
know me out there as Todd Awesome because I I'm
partnered on Twitch, but we don't have as Todd Awesome,
but my last name is to Plug.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, find more Todd Awesome on twitch.
Speaker 2: To dude, you could have written this until like a
podcast convention, and Chris would have come up and been like, miss,
you're awesome, great to meet you.
Speaker 3: I've had people do that, but Blaine, what's worse is
when I am like out in public and someone's like, hey,
what's your name and I'm like Todd. They go awesome,
and I'm like, yeah, that's me, and I laugh every time.
Speaker 6: Terrible.
Speaker 5: So so for those who may not know your last name,
what would.
Speaker 3: It be Schlosser. Yeah, but I mean even all my
social no.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very range went with awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very German, very hard to say, which is
why I go by Todd Awesome and all my social
handles are Todd Jay Awesome. Just you know, to make
it easy.
Speaker 2: So Todd and Mikey, where what do you guys do
on your podcast? Kind of fill our audience in if
they haven't heard of Horror Vision.
Speaker 6: So on Horror Vision, Todd hates horror movies. So every
week we make him watch one and then we go
through the movie together and it's like a it's a
comedy podcast about horror movies and and people who hate them.
Speaker 5: And uh, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: And I could say because I as someone who also
doesn't love horror movies. I went on an episode and uh,
it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Two horror versions for that episode.
Speaker 2: I was on an episode about Terminator And it's also
got friend of the show page Wesley on and she.
Speaker 1: Is awesome, So it's a it's a fun as show.
Speaker 6: She's the best part.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's she's pretty great. Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you're looking for a new podcast, checkout and you
like horror movies, definitely definitely go check out the horror version.
Speaker 5: Just search for horror Vision anywhere you listen to podcasts, yep.
Speaker 4: And then also anything else you want to shout out
for people find you.
Speaker 6: Do you want to do our personal socials toad or
what do you want to do with that?
Speaker 3: I already gave mine mikey.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, well yeah I'm Mikey. Shit, I'm nervous.
Speaker 5: That's definitely his real last name, Mike and shit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can find me at m Randolph twenty four
and like any social media thing. Uh, and that's that's
it for me. It's all My social is pretty tied
up in that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the horror Virgin social is just at horror Virgin.
We're super easy to find.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 5: Well, thank you so much for coming on, and.
Speaker 6: I'm very available ladies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much for having us guys, And
this was so fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a long time in the make and
I'm glad we finally got you guys.
Speaker 3: On me too.
Speaker 6: All right later, bye bye bye