1 00:00:09,199 --> 00:00:11,439 Speaker 1: Good morning. Was that intentional? 2 00:00:11,519 --> 00:00:13,199 Speaker 2: Did you do that on purpose? I'm pretty sure you 3 00:00:13,199 --> 00:00:14,720 did that on purpose. No, you did that on purpose, 4 00:00:14,759 --> 00:00:16,160 didn't you? You did that on purpose? 5 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:16,719 Speaker 1: Purpose? 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 3: Did not? 7 00:00:17,519 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 2: Go? 8 00:00:17,719 --> 00:00:18,839 Speaker 1: Walk outside? Real quick? 9 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 2: Walk out outside. I'll call you back in when I'm 10 00:00:21,039 --> 00:00:24,399 ready for you to come in. All right, Okay, good 11 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,519 morning from Hell? Is you good friend, Clayton? I'm here 12 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:29,600 as usual with Chris. Who's outside? Nope, do not come in? 13 00:00:30,039 --> 00:00:34,119 Stay outside, you stay. You know what you did wrong? Anyways, 14 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,560 I'm here with Chris. We're gonna be interviewing a couple 15 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,759 of people from Hell. It's gonna be a fun show. 16 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:42,799 Got a good, great show lined up for you today. Okay, Chris, 17 00:00:42,799 --> 00:00:44,439 come here. You're wasting enough for our time. 18 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,520 Speaker 1: Come on. Okay, Hi, I'm Chris. 19 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 4: I died recently and this is my eternal punishment to 20 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,640 do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell's. 21 00:00:53,399 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: Right, I'm the brother Satan Clayton. 22 00:00:55,039 --> 00:00:57,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I guess I don't really have to tell 23 00:00:57,159 --> 00:00:59,880 you who who our guest is. Uh, you went out 24 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,600 and they were probably out there waiting. Yeah, and you 25 00:01:02,679 --> 00:01:04,680 probably just had a weird exchange. We had explained that 26 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,079 you're a. 27 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:06,480 Speaker 1: Terrible co host. 28 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,079 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's kind of how it went out. Who 29 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,879 So who is this guy that's out there? 30 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:12,799 Speaker 1: Oh uh? 31 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 2: Well, So, something that I've noticed is this this show 32 00:01:16,719 --> 00:01:18,719 is getting a little too wholesome. It's getting a little 33 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,920 too feel good. So I want to bring us back 34 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:21,719 to our roots. 35 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: I want to get evil. 36 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,239 Speaker 2: So we're bringing on a mass murderer. I mean, one 37 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,200 of the most brutal killers there is. And he's kind 38 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,799 of an unknown right now, but I guarantee they're gonna 39 00:01:31,799 --> 00:01:35,959 be making horror movies and documentaries and true kime podcast 40 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,079 out the ass based on this guy. 41 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so he just okay, he hasn't even been 42 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:41,840 caught yet. 43 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: Wow. Well, I mean he's dead. 44 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,159 Speaker 2: So but he was never caught Yeah, oh yeah, maybe 45 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,560 he maybe he died out of spite so that there's 46 00:01:49,599 --> 00:01:52,879 no closure for the families. Ah, he's evil, he's evil, 47 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,879 all right, all right, Well, he doesn't have any like 48 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,560 a cool murder name yet. We'll come up with one. 49 00:01:58,599 --> 00:02:02,079 We'll work shop it anyways, Jeff, come on, come on 50 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:02,640 in here, Bud. 51 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 6: Hey, hey, everybody, thanks thanks for having me. 52 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,039 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Heyeff, Hey, Jeff. 53 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 2: Uh. 54 00:02:09,319 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 6: It's a great change of pace from hell, this is 55 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,319 I like, I love talking to people. 56 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so Jeff, just call you Jeff or what's 57 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:17,879 your you. 58 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 6: Just call me Jeff. I mean whatever you want to 59 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,159 call me. I'm just happy to be here, Jeff. 60 00:02:22,319 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 2: The the what's what's a good like killer name? 61 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:27,639 Speaker 6: Do you have? 62 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 5: Like a killer name? 63 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:34,199 Speaker 6: Like the Butcher of Bastrop. I always thought Jeff was 64 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,159 a killer name, you know. 65 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 2: Oh, okay, No, he's got zingers, folks, he's got zingers, 66 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:42,120 the Green Goblin. 67 00:02:42,319 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 4: No, that's that's I think that's that's Yeah, that's more 68 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,319 different type of villain. 69 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:48,479 Speaker 2: Maybe maybe, Jeff, we got to get to know you 70 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,759 more and more about your your brutal deaths and murders 71 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:54,199 before we can give you a proper murderer name. So 72 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,000 uh yeah, yeah, I mean how many how many people. 73 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 1: As you murder? 74 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:01,199 Speaker 6: Eighty four or five? A lot of people? 75 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:01,879 Speaker 1: Wow? 76 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 2: Wow? 77 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,039 Speaker 1: Heck of a track record there, Bud. 78 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:08,159 Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I didn't particularly enjoy it, but I was 79 00:03:08,199 --> 00:03:10,639 just doing what I was told. You know, I don't know. 80 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,319 Speaker 2: I mean eighty four people that you listen, you're not 81 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,199 you're not in the corldor of law. You don't have 82 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,199 to say that you were told by anybody to do it, 83 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,159 and we all know you you love doing this, right, Jeff. 84 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 6: No, no, no no. I heard a voice and it 85 00:03:22,439 --> 00:03:23,800 was it was telling me to do stuff, and I 86 00:03:23,879 --> 00:03:24,400 killed people. 87 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 2: But I oh, okay, Jeff, okay, Joe. 88 00:03:28,319 --> 00:03:31,039 Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a voice in your head telling you. Yeah. 89 00:03:31,159 --> 00:03:34,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, classic, classic, It's classic, Jeff. 90 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 1: It was either stuff. 91 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 6: You know. I was quite surprised to end up in Hell. 92 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:39,879 I thought I was doing the right thing. 93 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,159 Speaker 2: This guy, he's committed to the bitch. 94 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: This is great. 95 00:03:44,039 --> 00:03:46,439 Speaker 2: So, Jeff, I mean, where where did most of your 96 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,360 murders take place? 97 00:03:47,439 --> 00:03:48,039 Speaker 1: Up on earth? 98 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 6: Branson, Missouri? That works so well that we're yeah, at 99 00:03:55,759 --> 00:03:58,439 other places around Missouri. If I went on vacation or 100 00:03:58,599 --> 00:04:01,759 you know, went hiking, or you know, would go to 101 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,000 a convention or something, you know, every now and then 102 00:04:04,039 --> 00:04:05,280 I'd have to kill away from home. 103 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh man, he didn't take a day off, even 104 00:04:08,759 --> 00:04:12,120 on vacation. He was a working man. Oh but you're 105 00:04:12,159 --> 00:04:13,039 a bass job, Jeff. 106 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,519 Speaker 4: So when did the voices in your head start? 107 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:17,879 Speaker 6: Oh? 108 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 1: Wink? Yeah. 109 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:23,319 Speaker 6: It was just one one voice, very confident, very confident 110 00:04:23,399 --> 00:04:25,240 voice telling me. He said, you know, you would get 111 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:29,160 great rewards if you did what I said. I'm not 112 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:33,040 a super great listener, but I thought I did everything 113 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,360 that I was supposed to and I you know, and 114 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:35,759 I died and I went to hell, and I'm just 115 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:39,759 super disappointed in it, and it's it's actually terrible down here. 116 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,720 And I thought I was, you know, just doing my 117 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:45,839 thing and listening and listening to the voice. And I 118 00:04:45,879 --> 00:04:50,000 actually did not enjoy killing anyone. And so that's the thing. 119 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:54,519 My whole life was torture because I hated killing and 120 00:04:54,519 --> 00:04:57,480 and now I'm here in hell and I also hate that. 121 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 2: That's that's what I say after my eighty fourth hamburger. 122 00:05:01,879 --> 00:05:04,879 Speaker 1: A good one, Jeff, that's great. 123 00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:08,199 Speaker 4: So I mean but really, though, like the voice in 124 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,000 your head, I mean, was that just like how that 125 00:05:11,199 --> 00:05:11,560 for real? 126 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 6: Though it appeared one day and it would uh it 127 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,879 was actually like really positive. It was like a really 128 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:21,279 positive experience in my life and uh, always very encouraging 129 00:05:21,439 --> 00:05:22,319 and like uplifting. 130 00:05:22,399 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 5: And it's to tell you to kill people, right right? 131 00:05:25,319 --> 00:05:25,480 Speaker 1: Uh? 132 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,480 Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I heard this voice, uh, and it was 133 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:28,879 telling me. I think it was a demon, and it 134 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,319 was telling me to do stuff and everything would be 135 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,439 great and I would end up happy and I don't. 136 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,879 I don't feel like it worked. And now I'm in 137 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,160 Hell and like beg, bugs eat my toes down to 138 00:05:37,199 --> 00:05:37,879 the bone every day. 139 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 2: Wait, so bed bugs also eat his butts. It's a 140 00:05:41,319 --> 00:05:42,920 little known fact about hell bedbugs. 141 00:05:44,079 --> 00:05:46,199 Speaker 4: So this was it just like a voice. I mean 142 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:48,160 when you said a voice in your head you're talking about. 143 00:05:47,959 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 6: Like no, no, it was a literal voice. Uh. And 144 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,639 it was a demon. It was definitely a demon, and 145 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,560 it was telling me to do this. Uh, and great 146 00:05:56,560 --> 00:06:00,920 things would happen to me. I would get money, wealth, women, uh, 147 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:05,279 you know, power, uh, immortality, all of these things, and 148 00:06:06,319 --> 00:06:07,319 none of that happened. 149 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:12,639 Speaker 1: Huh. I think I mean, Jeff, excuse us for a second, Chris. 150 00:06:12,319 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 6: Clayton, I give it to your people. They they they 151 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,480 tricked me. Good, they got me. 152 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chris. I think he's I think he's 153 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:20,360 been serious. 154 00:06:20,399 --> 00:06:22,639 Speaker 4: I don't do you all have demons that like go 155 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:23,160 up and do that? 156 00:06:23,319 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 1: Is that? 157 00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 2: Oh? 158 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:24,439 Speaker 1: Yeah for sure? 159 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 2: But I mean I I checked this guy's file and 160 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,240 he doesn't have any demons assigned to him that I 161 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:28,600 know of. 162 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:30,439 Speaker 6: I mean, Clayton, you need to do you need to 163 00:06:30,519 --> 00:06:32,040 check again, Like I don't know if you need to 164 00:06:32,079 --> 00:06:35,639 call somebody else in here to look at the right file. 165 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,800 But like, there was definitely a demon who promised me, 166 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,800 you know, power, money, riches, women, everything, all of the stuff. 167 00:06:43,079 --> 00:06:45,839 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm bracking my brain for all the demons. 168 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:46,279 Speaker 6: Was it was? 169 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 1: It? Was it Dagon? 170 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 6: No, definitely, it is like a really basic name, like 171 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:59,800 basic basic dude's name Imon Scilla. No, no, no, His 172 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,600 name was Dan Dan Dan. 173 00:07:02,439 --> 00:07:09,079 Speaker 2: Dan Dan, Like I'm looking Damon Dan tallons like like Dan, 174 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,879 like Daniel like short for Daniel like Dan Dan Joel. 175 00:07:12,639 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: Okay, I don't Daniel. 176 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with any Daniels in the demon database. 177 00:07:17,279 --> 00:07:19,399 Speaker 2: I give it up my demon roll in decks. I'm 178 00:07:19,399 --> 00:07:20,199 not saying y'all. 179 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 6: Are so good about tricking people to like give up 180 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,560 their eternal soul and for goods and then like, you know, 181 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:29,360 you just get tricked and I felt hook line and 182 00:07:29,399 --> 00:07:31,519 sinker and like you got me? Like what else do 183 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,720 I say? I deserve to be here? 184 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 2: Do you have his like you does he still? Do 185 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,199 you have a line of contact with this Dan that 186 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,839 you could like potentially summon him here? Because I'm we 187 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:42,839 gotta get we gotta get more information on this guy. 188 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,279 Speaker 6: I haven't really talked to him since I've been here. 189 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:48,319 Did anybody like arrive with me? 190 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 5: Do you have a last name? 191 00:07:50,319 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 6: Uh? I think his last name was. I want to 192 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,319 say Angle, Angle Angle. It always reminded me of like 193 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,839 a carpenter like from the TV, like Dan Angle. 194 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,079 Speaker 2: Dan Angle. Yeah, it's like some sort of like Fixer 195 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,759 Up or d Why kind of show. 196 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,319 Speaker 6: But he destroyed my life. 197 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 2: Let me uh, let me get on LinkedIn and see 198 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,160 if I can. Uh wait, wait, there's this guy and 199 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,639 you can shoot him a message and see if you 200 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,319 wants to stop by. 201 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:22,439 Speaker 1: I don't know if this is the guy or not. Okay, Oh, there's. 202 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 2: A knock at the door. There's somebody's here. Uh hey, 203 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,240 come on head, Hey, I. 204 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 3: Got a message saying I should come. 205 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:33,159 Speaker 2: Inill bro chill, hey, stand down, stand down? 206 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 1: All right? Chris? Who let this guy in? Who let 207 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:37,360 this guy? 208 00:08:37,399 --> 00:08:37,960 Speaker 6: Who are you? 209 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: I'm some mother flipping angel? What are you doing here? 210 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,279 Speaker 3: I I don't know. I was told to be here. 211 00:08:43,639 --> 00:08:45,240 My buddy Jeff needed some help. 212 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 6: Hey Jeff, Oh my god, how you doing man? It's 213 00:08:47,759 --> 00:08:48,240 been a while. 214 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:48,440 Speaker 4: Wait. 215 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:50,960 Speaker 6: That voice is familiar, but this is not how I 216 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,840 pictured you. You're not a demon blowing white rope. 217 00:08:53,879 --> 00:08:57,039 Speaker 3: Oh I I guess we haven't met face to face before. 218 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:57,879 That makes sense. 219 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm so confused. 220 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:04,919 Speaker 2: There's there's an angel here named Dan, and you know him, Jeff, 221 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,080 this is the voice in your head. 222 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,559 Speaker 6: I mean, that's the that's that's the voice that matches up. 223 00:09:09,919 --> 00:09:10,159 Speaker 2: You know. 224 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,279 Speaker 6: It's like meeting a radio star. But like, this is 225 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,559 not what I pictured. Like this is an angel? 226 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:16,600 Speaker 1: Yeah? 227 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot honestly. 228 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,960 Speaker 5: So you're are you an angel? 229 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:20,279 Speaker 4: Dan? 230 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:20,879 Speaker 6: Well? 231 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:23,559 Speaker 3: I mean I was, but angels don't end up in hell. 232 00:09:23,639 --> 00:09:25,480 In order for an angel to get into hell, you 233 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:29,159 have to give what I thought was great advice. But 234 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:31,639 someone just refused to listen to me. 235 00:09:31,879 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 6: Dan. 236 00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 3: What First off, it's Daniel. That's the first thing you've 237 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,600 gotten wrong. But yeah, like, I mean, I was this 238 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:42,039 guardian angel and I was just giving him good advice 239 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,399 and we ended up I don't think. 240 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:44,799 Speaker 5: But yours is guardian angel. 241 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:45,200 Speaker 6: Yeah? 242 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,200 Speaker 5: Well then why'd you tell him to murder all the people? 243 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:50,360 Speaker 6: You're not my guardian angel? Why did you tell me 244 00:09:50,399 --> 00:09:51,240 to kill all those people? 245 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:52,799 Speaker 1: Yeah? 246 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:53,559 Speaker 6: I didn't. 247 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,440 Speaker 3: I did not tell you to murder anybody. 248 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,519 Speaker 2: I okay, we're having. We're having some weird community. So 249 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:02,559 so Dan, go ahead, you've been Steve been sitting there 250 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:04,840 flying with your little stupid angel wings. Go ahead, I 251 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,080 have a scene. We're gonna talk to this. So we're 252 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,480 gonna get this figured out now. Jeff, you tell us 253 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,919 about the very first murder that you committed, and then Dan, 254 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,879 you tell us your side of the story so we 255 00:10:15,879 --> 00:10:16,840 can figure out what the hell. 256 00:10:16,799 --> 00:10:17,399 Speaker 1: Is going on here. 257 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:17,799 Speaker 2: So. 258 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,600 Speaker 6: Uh, I was walking down the street with my crushed April. 259 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,240 Uh and she had a jump rope. I had a 260 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,399 jump rope. It was our hobby. We were jumping rope. 261 00:10:25,639 --> 00:10:27,960 And then Dan comes out, you know, and he's like, 262 00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:28,399 kill her? 263 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:28,799 Speaker 2: Dan? 264 00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 6: So I killed her? Uh? 265 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,399 Speaker 3: So he's just whispering, do you mind if I step 266 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,840 in here and tell you what actually happened. 267 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,919 Speaker 2: Well, hear your side of the story, Dan, But I mean, 268 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,320 you're pretty pretty. 269 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:38,919 Speaker 1: Black and white there. 270 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,080 Speaker 3: I mean you'd think so. But I was just trying 271 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,519 to give him some good advice. I was like, listen, Jeff, 272 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,120 if you want a dater, you gotta take her out. 273 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,720 Speaker 1: Oh wait what? 274 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:52,799 Speaker 6: I sobbed all over that body because I did not 275 00:10:52,879 --> 00:10:54,399 want to do that. He told me to kill her. 276 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 3: I'm I definitely told you to take her out. I 277 00:10:56,879 --> 00:10:57,799 did not want to take. 278 00:10:57,679 --> 00:10:58,519 Speaker 1: Her out on a date. 279 00:10:59,039 --> 00:11:01,279 Speaker 6: Yeah, like on it. Yeah, I think we can all 280 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:04,000 agree that there's some gray area there. I don't know 281 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,559 there's much of a joy. 282 00:11:05,559 --> 00:11:08,000 Speaker 2: I mean, you jumped to some pretty quick conclusions. I 283 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,519 mean you really jumped the gun on that one there. 284 00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:11,879 Speaker 3: Okay, can I give you another example? 285 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, go ahead. Well we'll hear your angle and 286 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,559 then we'll hear what really happened with Jeff. 287 00:11:15,639 --> 00:11:17,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jeff. Do you remember Susie? 288 00:11:17,879 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 6: Yeah? How can you forget her? 289 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:23,360 Speaker 3: Yeah? I know she was number three. You literally just 290 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:25,879 had the biggest crush on her. She was the lifeguard 291 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,279 at the pool. And I was like just trying to 292 00:11:28,279 --> 00:11:30,559 give you confidence, just trying to build you up a 293 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,679 little bit. And I was just saying, listen, Jeff, I'll 294 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,919 I'll tell you what to do. You just gotta listen 295 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,679 to me, and then you'll be drowning in women. Next thing, 296 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,000 I know, he's drowning two women, one of which was 297 00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:46,919 that that girl, that poor poor girl. 298 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,840 Speaker 1: Is that true? Is that true? 299 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,799 Speaker 6: Jeff Dan, Let's let's let's unpack this, Okay, First, I 300 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,440 don't like to get mad, but you're making me angry 301 00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:59,320 because I was swimming and she was there, and she 302 00:11:59,399 --> 00:12:02,159 was like the windy peppercorn to my life, you know. Uh, 303 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:06,559 and you told me definitely to drown those two women. 304 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,840 Speaker 2: No, No, I think Jeff what he said was you 305 00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:12,879 would be drowning in women if you followed his advice. 306 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,600 For once, I think I'm actually agreeing with the Angel 307 00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:18,559 on this one. 308 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,080 Speaker 3: And Clayton, I'm so glad that we finally got you 309 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:23,879 on our side. 310 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,840 Speaker 1: Okay, shut the fuck up, don't even start. 311 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,679 Speaker 6: Okay, Chris, you got my back right, Like, there's there's 312 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,000 there's some mis interpretation in this. 313 00:12:31,759 --> 00:12:35,159 Speaker 4: It's pretty I mean there's a really broad interpretation there. 314 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:36,840 You're taking a lot of liberties there. 315 00:12:36,879 --> 00:12:38,360 Speaker 5: I mean, is there anything. 316 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,759 Speaker 6: Okay, what about this one? What about this one? 317 00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:40,159 Speaker 1: Okay? 318 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 6: Like I was working as a delivery man. It was 319 00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:45,000 I was twenty two. It was like one of my 320 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:48,480 first jobs, you know, and I got into my boss 321 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,720 and then Dan came up and he was like, you 322 00:12:51,799 --> 00:12:55,360 gotta you gotta put your foot down, and uh, okay, 323 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,480 so I ran them over. 324 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 1: No, No, that's. 325 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,480 Speaker 4: Not even I thought you were gonna say, you're you 326 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,759 like stepped on him or something. 327 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:04,399 Speaker 5: But you yeah, that's not even a literal. 328 00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:07,679 Speaker 1: I mean, that's not even on the gas, is what 329 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,080 he's saying. 330 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,039 Speaker 3: Yeah, let me let me step in here, guys, because 331 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,799 I feel like this one actually might be my fault. 332 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,759 I was trying to build him up before he went 333 00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:16,519 into the office to infront of his boss about this 334 00:13:16,639 --> 00:13:18,919 raise that he had been promised, right, but I didn't 335 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,840 realize that as we were pulling up, his boss was 336 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,799 walking in front of the office and I was like, listen, man, 337 00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:26,519 just put your foot down with him, and he literally did, 338 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:29,720 and we just plowed right through the front of the office. 339 00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:32,559 I mean, thank goodness they got ruled an accident. But yeah, 340 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,720 I mean he got squolished, and that one, that one 341 00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:36,360 was sort of on me. 342 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:38,159 Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm gonna call this on a fifty to 343 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,960 fifty because I mean, at this point, he did kill 344 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,440 the guy. Uh. 345 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,559 Speaker 1: But I mean you. 346 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,039 Speaker 2: Also should have known by now, Dan that this guy 347 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,159 cannot take anything, not literally, you know, like he he 348 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,240 doesn't understand idioms. 349 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,559 Speaker 6: Apparently I'm not an idiot, Clayton, So Daniel, you're a 350 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:57,320 guardian angel. 351 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,559 Speaker 1: Jeff killed like eighty four people. 352 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,240 Speaker 4: At any point did you think maybe you should like 353 00:14:03,279 --> 00:14:05,519 find a different person to guard. 354 00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:09,080 Speaker 6: Different Yeah, Dan, I agree, Like I think this is 355 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,360 your fault. Wow, Chris is onto something. 356 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:15,159 Speaker 3: I mean, Well, first off, I am only allowed to 357 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,799 give advice to the person I was as sigence too 358 00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:20,200 in heaven. So that's why I was down here trying 359 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:24,159 to help Jeff out, trying to lead his life too good, 360 00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:25,279 trying to build him up. 361 00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:25,559 Speaker 6: Right. 362 00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:28,039 Speaker 4: But I'm just saying it sounds like you're both a 363 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,639 little at fault because it's sound like you weren't doing 364 00:14:29,639 --> 00:14:32,759 a good job of, you know, leading him. Granted some 365 00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:37,440 bad interpretation, but you kept giving ambiguous advice. 366 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,320 Speaker 6: It would seem like I really liked that boss. He 367 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,600 gave me Christmas off, and I killed him because of you. Dan. 368 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,240 Speaker 2: Well, you also killed him because if you Oh, I 369 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,279 have an I have an idea. 370 00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 1: Hey, Jeff, Yeah, I'm pretty tired. Let's hit the sack. 371 00:14:53,679 --> 00:14:56,559 Speaker 2: Ah, Okay, you see you you just you just punched 372 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,440 Chris in the balls. 373 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,960 Speaker 1: You just you just punched him in the balls. 374 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,879 Speaker 6: Dealing with Clinton, But that is what I'm dealing with. 375 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,440 Claimon That is a sack. That is a sack right there. 376 00:15:05,519 --> 00:15:06,559 You told me to hit the sack. 377 00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:09,799 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's it's it's a phrase, it's 378 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:10,159 a term. 379 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 1: It's an idiom. 380 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,279 Speaker 6: I don't, I don't. I don't understand why you guys 381 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,279 are keep calling me that. 382 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,360 Speaker 1: No, we're not calling you an idiot. 383 00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:20,559 Speaker 2: We're saying, we're saying their idioms. 384 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:21,639 Speaker 1: It's a I don't you know. 385 00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 6: I don't, Dan, what is an idiom? 386 00:15:23,159 --> 00:15:24,559 Speaker 1: I don't know why you're asking him. 387 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,559 Speaker 6: He always answered all my questions growing up. 388 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,120 Speaker 3: Listen, Jeff, you just got to bite the bullet and 389 00:15:30,279 --> 00:15:33,320 understand that. 390 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: Where'd you get that? 391 00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:39,759 Speaker 6: Jeff? No, No, I don't want to mean come on 392 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:43,440 like we're First off, I knew you had a gun 393 00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:46,320 up on Earth because that one time I made the 394 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,360 mistake of saying you got to shoot your shot, and 395 00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:51,159 you literally did. I shot all six of my shots. 396 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,759 Speaker 3: I didn't realize that you were allowed to have guns 397 00:15:52,759 --> 00:15:53,039 in hell. 398 00:15:53,679 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: Dan, you can't you can't. 399 00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:58,480 Speaker 2: You can't be using these kinds of phrases with him. 400 00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:00,600 You know you know better by now. I think that 401 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,720 this is you're both at fault here. 402 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,240 Speaker 6: I mean, I want a refund. I don't think I 403 00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:06,159 got a good angel. 404 00:16:06,519 --> 00:16:09,679 Speaker 4: I mean I agree, I mean snow fence Daniel. But 405 00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:14,399 like at some point, you know you you fool you 406 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,720 fool me once, Shame on you. You you kill eighty four people, 407 00:16:17,799 --> 00:16:18,679 shame on you. 408 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:21,919 Speaker 2: Well, you know what, this is an interesting dynamic we 409 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,919 have here because I still agree with Dan the Angel. 410 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 3: And I'm so glad to shut the fuck up. 411 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 2: It sounds like you're still on Jeff's side there, Chris. 412 00:16:32,039 --> 00:16:36,279 Speaker 4: I well, I mean, I mean, I see both sides 413 00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:37,639 of the argument. You know what I mean. 414 00:16:37,679 --> 00:16:41,639 Speaker 6: I mean, Chrise, it's just like these you know, beings 415 00:16:41,679 --> 00:16:44,399 to like take each other's side, right, you know, against 416 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,039 us mortal like your Chris, You're just like me, right. 417 00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:48,519 Speaker 5: All right, Well I'm able to say you did just 418 00:16:48,639 --> 00:16:50,200 kick me in the balls and shoot me. 419 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,320 Speaker 1: So I'm not like on your side, to be clear. 420 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 2: And sometimes we don't get our choice and who we're 421 00:16:55,279 --> 00:16:58,279 kind of like given, you know, in the afterlife, like you, 422 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,679 It's it's not our fault that I got a you know. 423 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,599 Speaker 1: A Chris, and then that Dan got a Jeff. 424 00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:08,759 Speaker 6: Look, Clayton told me to hit you. That wasn't my fault. 425 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,559 I apologize. I felt bad about it. 426 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:15,160 Speaker 2: No, you see Jeff, if you could actually can you? 427 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,160 Could you punch Chris in the face right now? 428 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:17,400 Speaker 6: Yeah? 429 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:22,960 Speaker 2: Of course that was me giving you an explicit command, right, 430 00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:27,599 I told you to directly punch Chris in the face out, Yeah, 431 00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:31,000 just like that, right, But before I was saying hit 432 00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:32,279 the sack you see? 433 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:33,440 Speaker 6: Look? 434 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,400 Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, no, that's like when you go to sleep, 435 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,960 like it's. 436 00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:41,720 Speaker 6: It's how does God is going to sleep? Yeah? Why 437 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,599 do you? When do you hit what sack to sleep? 438 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,440 Speaker 1: Dan? You see what we have to work with here? 439 00:17:47,519 --> 00:17:47,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? 440 00:17:47,759 --> 00:17:50,400 Speaker 3: See this it's terrible. Guys. 441 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,440 Speaker 6: I feel like, from my point of view, I'm in 442 00:17:53,519 --> 00:17:55,079 hell because I'm very agreeable. 443 00:17:55,519 --> 00:17:57,799 Speaker 1: Well I would disagree. 444 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,359 Speaker 6: I mean I have a fault, yeah, but not my fault. 445 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,759 Speaker 3: Right, I take no responsibility. Listen to what I have 446 00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:07,160 to deal with. This is a little bit later in life, 447 00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:10,079 when we were back up on Earth living the good life. 448 00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:13,960 I was just trying to warn him that the restaurant 449 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,720 he had been planning on taking this woman too was expensive, 450 00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:19,039 and I was like, listen, Jeff, it cost an arm 451 00:18:19,079 --> 00:18:21,680 and a leg. And he went out that night and 452 00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:24,640 murdered two separate people just for an arm and a leg, 453 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,440 thinking that that is what he had to pay for 454 00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:29,440 a steak dinner. 455 00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:34,799 Speaker 2: Wow, Jeff, when have you ever had to give body parts. 456 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,960 Speaker 3: Texas to Brazil? 457 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,799 Speaker 6: Right? Well, I mean they were a bit surprised when 458 00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:43,559 I threw them into the door. I realized that maybe 459 00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:45,519 I was doing it wrong, and I felt a little 460 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,160 bad about it. 461 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,119 Speaker 4: Well yeah, and also, I mean, couldn't you have been like, well, 462 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,559 it's a steak dinner. Maybe I'll just get some something else, 463 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,440 Like maybe I shouldn't eat at that restaurant. 464 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't think to not, you know, to do 465 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,000 something else, to go somewhere else. 466 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,400 Speaker 6: I really liked her. It was the nicest place in town. 467 00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:03,400 Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jeff, I'm pretty sure you're pulling on 468 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,519 my leg right now. Yeah, okay, now you're literally pulling 469 00:19:07,599 --> 00:19:08,000 my leg. 470 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,119 Speaker 3: God, God, this is exactly what I had to deal 471 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:11,559 with up there. 472 00:19:11,599 --> 00:19:12,559 Speaker 6: Guys, very strong. 473 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,400 Speaker 2: I see you thinks I see that you cannot say 474 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,480 anything and he can't just you know, totally misinterpreted. 475 00:19:19,799 --> 00:19:21,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh boy, Well. 476 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,839 Speaker 4: Okay, I mean, okay, so how did all this end up? 477 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,559 I mean, you're obviously dead and hell wait and you're 478 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,400 in hell too. How did all this happen? 479 00:19:28,839 --> 00:19:32,880 Speaker 6: I'll tell you how I died, Okay, I uh was 480 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:38,319 playing in a community theater for h and I had 481 00:19:38,319 --> 00:19:40,519 a big show and then uh yeah, I got a 482 00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:45,039 command to break my leg and I didn't know how 483 00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:47,440 that would help, but I I climbed up on my 484 00:19:47,559 --> 00:19:50,599 roof and I jumped off. That didn't work. It just hurt, 485 00:19:50,759 --> 00:19:52,759 and so I took a hammer hammered my leg. 486 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:54,599 Speaker 1: Oh and. 487 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 3: He commits, He does commit. That's the one thing I'll 488 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,000 give him. And that's honestly made him a great actor. 489 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:07,400 Speaker 6: Uh I that only worked halfway? So I oh yeah, 490 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:12,640 oh yeah, I had to. I had to like, like 491 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,359 I use a Pulley system to like really like break 492 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,799 the rest of the bone. It was very complicatedle wow. 493 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,440 But I got immediately infected and died very slowly on 494 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,440 the floor, unable to reach my cell phone across the 495 00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:29,920 room as everyone called wondering if I would show up 496 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,960 to the show. It was tragic, all. 497 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,839 Speaker 2: Right, I'm pretty sure I'm ahead of this one. I 498 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,480 think Chris is too. You told him to break a 499 00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:38,279 leg as in like good luck for the play. 500 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,440 Speaker 3: Absolutely, I was just trying to give him some good 501 00:20:40,519 --> 00:20:42,359 luck for the play. It was a big night for him. 502 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,279 I was excited for him, That's all I was trying 503 00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:44,480 to do. 504 00:20:44,599 --> 00:20:47,039 Speaker 6: But why would why would breaking my own leg give 505 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:47,640 me good luck? 506 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,400 Speaker 1: Okay, well, Jeff, you're an idiot. But Dan, let's be real. 507 00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:56,359 Speaker 4: You told you come on, eighty four people dead, and 508 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,160 you're like, go break a leg and he's not gonna 509 00:20:59,559 --> 00:20:59,880 come on. 510 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 1: That's pretty explicit. That's like a very straightforward I mean. 511 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,519 Speaker 3: I mean, come on, I was just trying to like 512 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,400 build him up. Does let him know to have a 513 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,839 little good luck, you know. I was just trying to 514 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,920 like give him some confidence as he went up. 515 00:21:11,319 --> 00:21:13,759 Speaker 2: All right, listen, Jeff pulled this game earlier, but he 516 00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:17,079 actually was like convinced, we know that you're bullshitting us. 517 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,440 Right now, Dan, tell us the truth. 518 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 3: Yes, I mean I guess if no one's gonna fall 519 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,440 for it upstairs, no one's gonna fall for it downstairs. 520 00:21:23,519 --> 00:21:25,920 So yeah, I mean I knew at this point that 521 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,160 he was literally gonna do everything I told him. 522 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 6: Yeah. 523 00:21:28,759 --> 00:21:31,839 Speaker 2: See yeah, And you were hoping you'd get plausible deniability 524 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,640 so that you could say, oh no, no, I didn't know, 525 00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:36,160 and then they were on your. 526 00:21:36,079 --> 00:21:41,880 Speaker 6: Bs there's upstairs here, Well, uh no, heaven dude, do 527 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:42,599 you see what I do? 528 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,680 Speaker 3: You see what I have to deal with? 529 00:21:44,519 --> 00:21:44,920 Speaker 1: Yeah? 530 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,559 Speaker 3: I do terrible Clayton. 531 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:47,640 Speaker 6: I don't know how. 532 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,160 Speaker 2: He's awful, but he's not this bad. I mean, this guy, 533 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,720 he's a totally you know what. It's crazy because we 534 00:21:54,759 --> 00:21:57,759 started this podcast out and I thought Jeff was the 535 00:21:57,839 --> 00:22:01,119 evil one, but Dan, it turned out you're the evil one. 536 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,880 So like, Jeff can go eat his heart out? 537 00:22:03,039 --> 00:22:03,720 Speaker 6: Oh my god? 538 00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:11,039 Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, oh my god. 539 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,039 Speaker 5: Oh it's squirting in my eye. 540 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,920 Speaker 1: He's eating his her Oh. 541 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,039 Speaker 6: Stop, it's surprisingly tender. 542 00:22:17,279 --> 00:22:19,279 Speaker 3: See it's kind of fun, isn't it It is? 543 00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:22,759 Speaker 1: It is pretty funny that one was intentional. It's funny. 544 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,160 Speaker 5: Uh so, I mean, Dan, I mean that's why you're 545 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:26,480 in hell. 546 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:28,519 Speaker 6: Oh, believe me. 547 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,960 Speaker 3: They made it very clear as to why I was 548 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,440 being sent here. Chris. Yeah, I don't know if you've 549 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,920 ever talked to the man upstairs, but brevity is not 550 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:42,440 in his vocabulary. No, yeah, he's very long winded. 551 00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:44,000 Speaker 6: Ben, my neighbor upstairs. 552 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:49,880 Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no God, God, literal god. 553 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,799 Speaker 2: Oh fun fact, anytime you scream oh God, oh God 554 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,759 during orgasm, he hears that he knows that he considers 555 00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:00,799 that talking to him just. 556 00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:02,000 Speaker 3: Just so you know, Clayton, that only makes it better 557 00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:02,279 for me. 558 00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:04,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little insight information. 559 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,200 Speaker 5: Uh. 560 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 2: Well, with that being said, uh, you know, it looks 561 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,279 like another weird episode of Good Morning from Hell. We 562 00:23:10,319 --> 00:23:12,720 want to thank our listeners, Chris. What are our social 563 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,359 media channels? It's ad Morning from Hell? Please follow us 564 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,119 and tell your friends all. 565 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,200 Speaker 4: About the show and subscribe and uh, you know, spread 566 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:21,839 the bad word. 567 00:23:22,759 --> 00:23:25,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, but uh ship, I mean I thought this episode 568 00:23:25,759 --> 00:23:27,759 is gonna be a lot better. I'm actually pretty frustrated 569 00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:39,519 right now. You two can eat a dick. Come on help. 570 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,720 Speaker 5: Thank you so much to Mikey Randolphin. 571 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,960 Speaker 4: Todd Awesome uh from the Horror Version podcast? 572 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,440 Speaker 1: Uh for coming on? 573 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,519 Speaker 3: Hey do you want to use my real last name? 574 00:23:56,559 --> 00:23:59,640 I'm so sorry. Todd Awesome was my Twitch handle. My 575 00:23:59,759 --> 00:24:03,759 last name is not really awesome. Todd Awesome was my father. 576 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,400 Speaker 1: In the edit because I love to know this is 577 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,119 going in the edit? 578 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,599 Speaker 5: What is your real last name? I don't know your 579 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,319 real last name? 580 00:24:10,599 --> 00:24:12,920 Speaker 3: Well, I mean, honestly, there are thousands of people that 581 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,720 know me out there as Todd Awesome because I I'm 582 00:24:14,839 --> 00:24:17,319 partnered on Twitch, but we don't have as Todd Awesome, 583 00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,200 but my last name is to Plug. 584 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:22,799 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, find more Todd Awesome on twitch. 585 00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:26,279 Speaker 2: To dude, you could have written this until like a 586 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,119 podcast convention, and Chris would have come up and been like, miss, 587 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,400 you're awesome, great to meet you. 588 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,119 Speaker 3: I've had people do that, but Blaine, what's worse is 589 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,519 when I am like out in public and someone's like, hey, 590 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,640 what's your name and I'm like Todd. They go awesome, 591 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,559 and I'm like, yeah, that's me, and I laugh every time. 592 00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:44,640 Speaker 6: Terrible. 593 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:49,359 Speaker 5: So so for those who may not know your last name, 594 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:49,920 what would. 595 00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:53,000 Speaker 3: It be Schlosser. Yeah, but I mean even all my 596 00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:55,200 social no. 597 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,039 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very range went with awesome. 598 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very German, very hard to say, which is 599 00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:03,559 why I go by Todd Awesome and all my social 600 00:25:03,559 --> 00:25:05,920 handles are Todd Jay Awesome. Just you know, to make 601 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,440 it easy. 602 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,720 Speaker 2: So Todd and Mikey, where what do you guys do 603 00:25:09,839 --> 00:25:11,960 on your podcast? Kind of fill our audience in if 604 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,480 they haven't heard of Horror Vision. 605 00:25:13,799 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 6: So on Horror Vision, Todd hates horror movies. So every 606 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,680 week we make him watch one and then we go 607 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,240 through the movie together and it's like a it's a 608 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,000 comedy podcast about horror movies and and people who hate them. 609 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:28,839 Speaker 5: And uh, it's a lot of fun. 610 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 4: And I could say because I as someone who also 611 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,079 doesn't love horror movies. I went on an episode and uh, 612 00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:36,160 it was a lot of fun. 613 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,359 Speaker 1: Two horror versions for that episode. 614 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,039 Speaker 2: I was on an episode about Terminator And it's also 615 00:25:41,079 --> 00:25:45,200 got friend of the show page Wesley on and she. 616 00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:47,599 Speaker 1: Is awesome, So it's a it's a fun as show. 617 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,559 Speaker 6: She's the best part. 618 00:25:48,559 --> 00:25:50,640 Speaker 1: Oh, she's she's pretty great. Yeah. 619 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,839 Speaker 4: If you're looking for a new podcast, checkout and you 620 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,680 like horror movies, definitely definitely go check out the horror version. 621 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 5: Just search for horror Vision anywhere you listen to podcasts, yep. 622 00:26:02,319 --> 00:26:04,240 Speaker 4: And then also anything else you want to shout out 623 00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:04,799 for people find you. 624 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,359 Speaker 6: Do you want to do our personal socials toad or 625 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,160 what do you want to do with that? 626 00:26:07,519 --> 00:26:08,920 Speaker 3: I already gave mine mikey. 627 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:13,319 Speaker 6: Oh okay, well yeah I'm Mikey. Shit, I'm nervous. 628 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,000 Speaker 5: That's definitely his real last name, Mike and shit. 629 00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:20,400 Speaker 6: Yeah, you can find me at m Randolph twenty four 630 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,480 and like any social media thing. Uh, and that's that's 631 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,279 it for me. It's all My social is pretty tied 632 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:25,680 up in that. 633 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, and the horror Virgin social is just at horror Virgin. 634 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,759 We're super easy to find. 635 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:30,079 Speaker 6: Cool. 636 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,119 Speaker 5: Well, thank you so much for coming on, and. 637 00:26:32,039 --> 00:26:34,440 Speaker 6: I'm very available ladies. 638 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much for having us guys, And 639 00:26:38,039 --> 00:26:39,200 this was so fun. 640 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a long time in the make and 641 00:26:40,759 --> 00:26:42,440 I'm glad we finally got you guys. 642 00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:43,000 Speaker 3: On me too. 643 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,880 Speaker 6: All right later, bye bye bye