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Speaker 1: Growth and Simulation.

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Speaker 2: Growth and Simulation, Sam Trithy.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Johnny Woitodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Water.

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We're in it. Johnny's on the prowl again. He's on vacation, Guys,

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vacations more than anyone I know.

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Speaker 2: I'm not. I am helping my girlfriend's mother.

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Speaker 1: Move, same thing, same.

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Speaker 2: Not vacation moving. Are you lifting or you just?

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Speaker 1: Are you the one that drives a home depot negotiates

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with Mexicans. That's exactly right, well sgor five, dude, everyone

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thinks those Mexicans are cheap. They are not. They're from

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a third world, but they're demanding first world prices.

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Speaker 2: And I gotta be honest with you. My girl's mommy

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ain't hiring any.

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Speaker 1: Mexicans, Oh snaps. Johnny's bag and a family of raceis

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Johnny's bag and a family of race.

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Speaker 2: No, it's just they're not. They they're bougie.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: Her mom is, so she's she's she's doing it the

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right way, you know, hiring movers and ship.

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Speaker 1: But oh, is that code for white people?

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Speaker 2: Uh No, they're still usually Mexicans. They're just legal versus.

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Speaker 1: They're just proper their house and Wards House niggas.

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Speaker 2: We're I can't get this show monetized on YouTube to

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save my life, and she give me house Inwards And Johnny,

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this show is raw.

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Speaker 1: This show is real. This show is raw and real,

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real raw.

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Speaker 2: You would know about raw, It's for sure, Johnny.

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Speaker 1: Come on, dude, that was just rude. Why do I

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turn everything gay? Johnny?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I wasn't even talking about that's weird that you

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took it gay.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, really, So tell me when when I

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said I'll take your word on wraw, what exactly I

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was thinking about?

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Speaker 2: Talking about how you have an addiction to blasting without

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a condom your entire life?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Johnny, I'm in on it. Good answer,

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nice answer, and nice too.

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Speaker 2: Wonderful children that you.

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Speaker 1: Got, Oh, we love them. We love that.

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Speaker 2: We do love them. They're so we love that.

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Speaker 4: Johnny.

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Speaker 1: Please don't bring up my children when you're talking about barebacking. Please,

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I mean, how do you think they I hear them

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out of the conversation.

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Speaker 2: It's nature, my friend, it's his nature, Johnny.

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Speaker 1: We hear on broken sim support the gay community. Just

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got this book, Johnny, check out the book. I just

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got ready that's right, gay Nazis, We're gonna get into it.

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Speaker 2: I can't even read that. I mean, I don't even

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know if I can read that title. What does it say?

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Swash swash pink shrush for shrush pink swast Gosh? Are

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we even can you say?

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Speaker 1: Swast? Got Johnny, you're the nerd. I don't know. What

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do you think? Well?

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Speaker 2: Do I posted?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 2: I like to post the broken sim to my YouTube

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first to kind of see what.

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Speaker 1: You kind of use it as bait. You see bites

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and you just.

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Speaker 2: And I got my first warning on the channel.

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Speaker 1: I saw that Kanye. Well watch yourself.

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Speaker 2: Watch watch the Kanye clip, isn't it now?

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Speaker 1: You made me listen to it and dance. Okay, you

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made me listen to it and dance like I'm a

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like I'm a pink or.

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Speaker 2: Like, uh, I just I just held your ears open.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have my eyes.

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Speaker 2: It's the inward. No, please, no, don't make me hear

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the inward. Yeah, Johnny, it is a tremendous song that

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we've had a great reaction to that, great respect, great

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response to the last episode.

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Speaker 1: Some guy called a god tear, which I just assume

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is come down. Yeah, yeah, we've reached cometown level.

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Speaker 2: That's what I wish we could reach cometown level of money.

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That would be great.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be the best if we were cometown level money. Johnny,

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I wish you get fat like Stavvey and then I

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could be fast like Moan. That'd be great, Johnny. Would

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you think about packing on two hundred pounds just to

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get this show sold?

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Speaker 2: I maybe, come on. I don't dude, if I gained

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any more weight than I am right now, I would

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just explode up.

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Speaker 1: No, you're not a fat guy. You got heavy legs though.

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I see you got heavy legs.

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Speaker 2: I've always had heavy legs.

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Speaker 1: Then why did you mock my condition?

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Speaker 2: Oh I don't have like a I don't have super

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heavy legs. That's a very different thing.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. Today one got stretched. It's the one

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thing Daddy spends on himself as stretching. I get stretched

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for a half an hour. So what do you want

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work today? Legs? Just do my legs. Don't worry about

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anything else. Stretch out my legs, and usually I have

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this guy who does it. Because the reason I need

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to have a guy do it is because I have

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very heavy legs. There's a lot of heavy lifting going

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on with the stretching.

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Speaker 2: Tell yourself today, I had one hundred pounds.

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Speaker 1: Pakistani woman who does yoga like, oh my god, you

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just want your legs done. I'm like yeah, and she's

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just like, I don't know if I can hold it.

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I'm like, I'm paying top dollar for this, Johnny, what

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do we do that?

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Speaker 2: That's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: We gotta get the lot.

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Speaker 2: You can, so you can't wait. So she they struggle

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your You see, when we hear super heavy legs, in

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my mind, I think we're saying like they're heavy. They

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feel heavy to you, you know, like you're kind of lumbering.

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Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a thick bitch. I got Is that

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your mom or your is that? Is that your mom?

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Or your what's it? Is that your ass? Or your mama?

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Got reindeer? That's my legs?

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Speaker 2: Is your mama half rein?

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Speaker 4: Here?

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Speaker 2: Is your mama?

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Speaker 4: Mama?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that your ass or your mama? Half rein deer?

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One of the greatest lines.

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Speaker 2: You misquoted for your entire life until like six months ago.

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Speaker 1: It's called growth. Okay, it is greaty, don't make me

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yell out Kanye right now that you have to do editing. Please,

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that's my That's why always, my, my, my, my play

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with Johnny. Can I say something that makes him do

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more editing if he keeps getting smart with me?

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Speaker 2: Dude? The Netflix, their propaganda is on point. Brother. They

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had this new documentary called American man Hunt beIN Laden

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and it is the most engrossing documentary series. It's three

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episodes ever. It is they go, they have everybody in

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the room for nine to eleven, and.

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Speaker 1: I thought they died. A lot of those guys died,

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a lot of the Special Forces.

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Speaker 2: Got well, no, but the guy who actually shot him

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is in the documentary. But I'm talking about the people

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in Obama and in the situation those guys tell me

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about in the situation room with Obama when that happened,

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and then just everybody that was following the case throughout

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trying to find them. If you believe it anyway, it

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is we don't tremendous propaganda. Tremendous.

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Speaker 1: Do you just want to love g Jesus and ride

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an eagle after that?

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Speaker 2: Well, dude, it does an excellent job of putting you

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back in that headspace where you thought George w Bush

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was the right man to lead the country. Do you

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remember those like three?

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Speaker 1: Were those stupid times? So you got slightly re re

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for a little while. My good guy when I like,

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my favorite picture of all time is like kid Rock

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because there's a segment of society that actually thinks Kid

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Rock is some kind of patriotes. And basically after Adam Ray,

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Ray has this great story that tells about roasting kid

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Rock and it's so funny. Adam Ray is so funny,

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and he was like, They're like, no matter what you do,

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please don't roast kid Rock. He doesn't want to get roasted.

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And if you tell comedian that, most of them be like, okay,

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so you want me to roast kid Rock? Is that

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what you want me to do?

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Speaker 2: So what happened?

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Speaker 1: So he does a joke about kid Rock. After the show,

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Kid Rock comes up to him goes, hey, funny guy,

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I'm paraphrasing the joke, but hey, the guy goes, hey,

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how's go, and he goes, I get I get way

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more chicks in you. I'm raised married by the way,

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I get way more chicks in you. Aham's very response

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was yeah, but my word consensual. Oh I bet he

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didn't like that showing up like a figure skater at

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the White House. I mean evil can Eevil gay evil

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can Eevil.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a weird guy, huh.

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Speaker 1: And I want to suck all the men that that

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will haunt me for the rest of my life. That

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quote right there, Johnny, edit that out.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, edit that out, Johnny. That's gonna be in

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the teaser. Yeah, So it starts with It starts with

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So Rumsfeld is there and he is the presumed leader

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of the hunt for bin Laden right after, but Bush

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Bush is pissed, right So when he asked, why.

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Speaker 1: Is Bush pissed because he can't lead the charge?

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Speaker 2: Bfo No, No, Bush is just pissed because, you know,

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he feels like it's an affront to him. And he

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gets in the room with all these guys and says,

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how how long can we have their heads on spikes?

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Basically is what he asked, and Rumsfeld kind of gets philosophical.

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He's like, well, it'll take us at least five months

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to get boots on the ground there, and one of

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the CIA guys, who's like five chairs down is like, sir,

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I'll have his head in your hands in five weeks

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if you put me in charge of this thing. And

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Bush is like, that's what I want to hear. You're

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in charge.

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Speaker 1: Bush is such a piece of.

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Speaker 2: Lost his shit, like was super angry at this, like yeah,

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because five months is more money, did well? And then

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they have been laden at what was it, Tora Bora.

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They have him like dead to rights there if you

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believe the story, and and Rumsfeld won't support the operation

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because the guy kind of jumped him, you know, and

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won't like send in boots on the ground or air

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strikes or anything. So he got away, and then years

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and years of bullshit. But it's it's gripping.

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Speaker 1: I love that the guy in dialysis machine got away,

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Like he slipped out through the back. You couldn't hear

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the wheels spinning on the ground as he slipped out,

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clink clink, clink clink, as he's getting out of the

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out of the cape.

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Speaker 2: He's so sad. But my aunt has a walker now

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and you can just hear her coming from like a

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mile away.

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Speaker 1: Our special forces couldn't hear him move in that clin

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cling cling clink, clink, clink, cling, cling, clink. And how

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many times do you think that tube got caught on

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the rocks. He's like, that was swearing in an arab Johnny,

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I just gave you a Babbel's free lesson in Arabic.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate that, dude. Somebody said us because you've been

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talking about how China is actually not as poetistic as

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we've if we've heard that too. And someone sent me

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a link to this guy who travels a lot there

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and and he concurs with that. He's like, dude, the

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cities are dead here, dad. This guy he's hilarious. He

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go around talking Chinese to people, and at first you're like, man,

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this this guy's really impressive. He knows Chinese. Everybody he talks.

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He was like, I don't know what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't understand speaking to use your phone, and he.

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Speaker 2: Just keeps talking to him. It's so funny, dude.

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Speaker 1: You want to watch a Chinese person's head explode because

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they can't compute what's happening. Watch a video where a

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black guy drops straight Chinese on him because they say

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the most racist shit about them. Oh yes, and then

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they're like their brains are like no compute. I'm sorry,

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I have no answer for you.

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Speaker 2: I'll show you this video. The guy sentence, I mean,

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the guy's name the YouTube channel is bald and bankrupt.

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And he goes around China. He's this huge English guy,

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as you might expect, bald, and he just has the

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most confidence in the world speaking Chinese.

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Speaker 5: That apparently is chiw Chan Chow ching tang chow Chan,

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I would say, is chow chang?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I guess changing?

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Speaker 1: What what a what?

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Speaker 6: A your is a ying me jeer booming bait?

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Speaker 2: Hold right, he said, stop talking to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to drive you.

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Speaker 7: These are the wisdoms.

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Speaker 2: Ancient.

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Speaker 4: Yao, yser, what are you on about?

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Speaker 2: Interesting?

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Speaker 8: Yao yeezer? Yao yi say okay makes alipe maggs. I

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thought I knew how to say very interesting. Obviously don't.

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Speaker 2: And he just goes on like this throughout the whole video,

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just talking to people, and nobody understands what he's saying,

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even though he's you, did he send you the video?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, somebody else but but no, it's a popular to

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get five million subscribing. But look, he ends up in

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this one town and this is where he's talking about.

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There's just nobody there.

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Speaker 7: On a chili day in old Sinning let's go and

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check out some communist artwork before we continue. Kid he

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sinning middle of China. No one's ever heard of Sinning,

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and yeah, it's probably got a population of a few million.

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We get the buildings, the infrastructure.

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Speaker 9: Wow, wow, this is the interesting, henful thing about China

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is that they build these massive infrastructure project, giant railway stations, bridges,

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these cities that we can see up ahead of us,

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these big modern buildings.

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Speaker 7: All these projects. But the strange thing is you never

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see the people slams a meeting.

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Speaker 2: What hen.

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Speaker 7: Look at this a nice missing.

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Speaker 4: U sid washer ying.

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Speaker 2: London anyway. So yeah, I just thought that somebody sent

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me that uh saying.

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Speaker 1: The only people that worst teeth than the British are

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the Chinese. Chinese you see that guy's like, oh, I

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feel like i'm his teeth. His teeth were seen different directions. Yeah, dude,

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because if you were in India, there would be people everywhere.

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Speaker 2: That's what he says later in the video. So he's like, dude,

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I've been to India and it's it is just what

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you'd expect. You can't move without bumping into people. But

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large swaps of China, nobody's there where it's supposed to

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be millions and millions of people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's stiose, dirty communists.

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Speaker 2: We got quite a few things going on. I just

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wanted to Johnny, are we doing? Yeah, maybe we can

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do some hot Talkhnny, can we do some hot topics?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: Uh, did you see Elon Musk what he had to

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say about Bill Kates? Did you see this?

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Speaker 1: No? I mean Bill Gates's brand is dead and they're

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gonna throw them under the bus.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they're already starting.

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Speaker 1: He was at this.

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Speaker 2: Economic forum and cutter.

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Speaker 1: And guitar guitar. I always thought it was guitar gut her.

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Speaker 2: Good, now it's got her, got her, Yeah, it's got her.

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Speaker 10: I do want to ask us aid and the comments

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that Bill Gates made the other day, which and I

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know that you called him, I know you've said that already.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to.

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Speaker 1: Please write new material.

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Speaker 11: Does who does Bill Gates think he is to make

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comments about the welfare of children?

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Speaker 4: Given that he was before quents of Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well.

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Speaker 10: He's he's he said, and he's spent he spent, He

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spent a lot. He spent a lot of his own

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money on on philanthropy around the world over the years.

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My question to you is, have you looked at the

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data to if he might be right that the cuts

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to usai D might cost millions of lives.

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Speaker 12: Yes, I'd like him to show us any any evidence

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whatsoever that that is real.

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Speaker 1: Quick, Johnny, real quick. So Joe Rogan, friend of friend

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of show, heard of my friend. Okay, just did a

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whole thing on how many deaths they think have were

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attributed to the herr.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 1: And you know, if we go by that lady's video

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which everyone's like, she's been debunked. If you ever say

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anything that is not in line with the narrative, they

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will always say it's debunked all the time, all the time, right, Johnny, Like,

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how many times you told me about Ann Frank's diary

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wasn't real and what they said? You can't stop talking

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about it. You're always like, dude, ballpoint pens were introduced

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to the masses until fifty one. Right, how about that

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guy that suited him? I'm like, Johnny, stop talking about it. Okay,

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we get it. You're passionate for the truth, right, Huh?

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How dare you? How dare you? Johnny? Johnny? I wrote

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down the name of the guy you kept bringing up

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all the time, all the time that you can't stop

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talking about him. I'm like, Johnny, to let it go.

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And you're like, but you guys the truth. And I'm like,

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Johnny Mayor Levine, you bring him up all the time.

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I can't you correct me? I thought it was major

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and you're like, no, it's Mayor Levine. I'm like, thank you, Johnny,

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And how he sued Anne Frank's dad for money for

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writing it.

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Speaker 2: Well, how are you?

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Speaker 1: What are you?

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Speaker 2: What are we talking about here?

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Speaker 1: What we're talking about? Your passion That's what we're talking about, Johnny.

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How passionate you are for the truth?

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Speaker 2: Go ahead and get the paper.

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Speaker 4: Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Why Johnny, why is that the monotone talking about? Why

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I support her story? You're the one who's passionate.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead and tell me what I'm passionate about other

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than di's go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Well we're moving on, Johnny. The point is, if you

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ever ever go against the official narrative, they will tell

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you it's debunked. They'll tell you this, I'll tell you that,

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and that's all they got. Good point, Johnny, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: We have more information on this.

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Speaker 6: It's Mexican.

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Speaker 2: It turns out that ship that collided with the Brooklyn

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Bridge it was a Mexican Navy vessel on a training mission.

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Guy at the top, oh god, I mean, how how

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shitty is the Mexican Navy?

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Speaker 1: Why do I think that that whole boat is made

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of pure cocaine?

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Speaker 2: But how shitty is their navy that they're still using boats?

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Speaker 1: Would say it jumping? I don't mean, look at these guys.

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Why are they still there?

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Speaker 2: You know, there are people all on the sail, on

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the mask job and they're just taking it in the face.

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Look at them. Everybody's filming it from the shore.

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Speaker 1: To help.

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Speaker 2: But what what is a Mexican naval training vessel doing

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in in New York? Like, I have so many questions.

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Speaker 1: About Mexican naval idea sounds like an Asian important star

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to me. It's just we don't see them. Have you

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ever heard about Mexico having a navy?

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Speaker 2: You could have an any or an Audi or a

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Mexican naval possible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't heard any of that stuff. It's it's

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super tragic because that's a beautiful boat.

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Speaker 2: Mexican naval is when you can't see your belly button

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for hair, is what it is.

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Speaker 1: So I have a Mexican naval Dude, if I was

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that guy would have jumped on the I would have

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done it. Like, okay, time this ship, I can't go.

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I'm about to jump on this bridge as I get

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close enough.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, what else can you do? Dude? I

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mean you gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Mexican bond on that one dog.

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Speaker 2: And they're trying to the Mexican Navy is pointing fingers

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at the United States.

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Speaker 1: Johnny, will you look up how many gold medals Mexico

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is won in the Olympics.

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Speaker 2: Mexico, Mexico's navy, ye mex Because navy chief is said

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that the pilot manning its training ship which crashed into

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the Brooklyn Bridge on Saturday night, was under the control

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of New York authority. So I guess they're blaming them

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for just hey, flowing too this fucking bridge. Like what

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how is that possible? Okay? How many gold medal? What

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all the Olympics are summer.

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Speaker 1: Or what any Olympics? You know they're not doing anything

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in the Winter Olympics.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point.

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Speaker 1: They have thirteen gold medals of track and field.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Mexico's want a total of thirteen gold medals. They've

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also won twenty four silver and thirty seven bronze. Their

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most successful competitor is an equestrian writer Amberto Mariez Mariez

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with two gold and a bronze.

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Speaker 1: So not the most athletic people outside soccer, So it's

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gonna be very hard for something to jump off that

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boat onto the bridge.

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Speaker 2: And not even that good at soccer.

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Speaker 1: Frankly, don't they beat us all the time?

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Speaker 2: No, no, not anymore, dude.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, they're the only people getting shorter.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I just thought that I read. Nothing about that

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story makes sense. Nobody I've seen. Nobody explain to me

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why a sailing ship is that tall?

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Speaker 1: Would be like if you had to if you had

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to ship that tall, Johnny, wouldn't you be? Hey, man,

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are there any bridges we should be worrying about this?

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This boat's pretty tall?

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Speaker 2: Of course, it's the number one thing you look for

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when you're.

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Speaker 1: Driving out time. Then what do you do? You go

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to a home depot and you get something that saw

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that thing? All right? Got do dog, god dog? But

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bang bang bang bang done.

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Speaker 2: So we're following up on a story from last week.

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Speaker 1: Follow Up on the story, James.

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Speaker 2: Comy went on the Comedy Propay Oh yeah, by the way,

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are we going to talk about Booker?

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Speaker 1: Mark the Booker getting very upset with our nephlum giant

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jokes about Comy.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah he was, Yeah, we should say very ups

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Mark was not happy. Height discriminative, Yes, height discriminatory against

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tall people when we compared him to an I.

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Speaker 1: Didn't use that word. Johnny used the word freak. I

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don't hate tall people.

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Speaker 2: So James Comy, as I said, went on the comedy

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propaganda arm of the US government, the Colbert Show.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and Colbert, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, what a joke. That guy's not the funny kind

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of joke, but a joking like you're pathetic. Uh here

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he is now. He had come me on clearly to

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just explain this Instagram post. Here it is beach. What

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happened You walking on the beach and you saw this

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on the beach.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, My wife and I, Patrice, were walking on the

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beach and saw those numbers.

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Speaker 2: In Ryl's on the beach And you didn't do somebody

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else did?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Somebody else did it. We walk yeah, I did make

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roll out of my book. She looked at it and said,

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why did someone put their address in the sand?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 11: And then we stood at it trying to figure looked

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at it trying to figure out what it was. And

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she'd long been a server in restaurants, and she said,

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you know what I think it is. I think it's

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a reference to restaurants. When you'd eighty six something in

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a restaurant.

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Speaker 4: It's off the menu.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, no.

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Speaker 11: I remember as a kid, you'd say eighty six to

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get out of a place. This place stinks, it's eighty six.

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Speaker 2: I was a bartender. You would eighty six a customer

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if they were getting drunk, like, that's eighty six, get

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rid of them.

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Speaker 1: Like, I love it. Steve, you're running covering. You're great.

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Speaker 11: So I said, I think it's a clever political message.

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Speaker 1: And you think before he did this interview, the FBI

478
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said him a video with the desk stuff boom, you

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know what to do? You know what we do?

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Speaker 2: It's just funny. I mean, how stupid did they think

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we are?

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Speaker 1: They think we're dumb. They think we're really dumb, and

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they just love how stupid we They think we are,

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and you're thinking, you walked up and eighty six forty

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seven on the day that was eighty six and forty

486
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seven days after nine eleven, you think we're stupid.

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Speaker 2: One of the most political people in the history of

488
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the planet, James Comy, and he just stumped just.

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Speaker 1: Walking on the beach as you do.

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Speaker 2: Seven. What a coincidence and all, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And then you need to explain why that Governor Michigan

492
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had the exact same thing in her studio. I mean, dude,

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we're not dumb. This whole thing. I don't want to

494
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get into it because we'll get to monetize. But the

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whole thing about the diplomats and that thing, I mean, yeah, yeah,

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come on that thing. Yeah, that thing. You think we're

497
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that dumb. Yeah, it's just well, I mean even real guys,

498
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but unfortunately we're fighting censorship.

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Speaker 2: It even got Kanye Did you see he was like,

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I'm done with anti schmir He tweeted that He's like,

501
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I'm done with anti sch today.

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Speaker 1: I'm done with it today.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm done with it for the next hour

504
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and then I will.

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Speaker 1: Be Johnny, did you see like a whole bunch of

506
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black guys dressing all black, went down to Hollywood and

507
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Highland and just sang that song out loud. You know

508
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where you go out and you can take pictures with

509
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all the drug addicts dressed like your favorite characters. Johnny,

510
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I've told you stories about how I've watched like like

511
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SpongeBob square Pants get arrested from molesting Asian women.

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Speaker 2: Dude, there's a great documentary about all those people down there.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, Superman smoking crowd Johnny. Steve Steve Randolph, friend

514
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of show worked at. I think it was a Buffalo

515
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Wild Wings at the time. Oh yeah, there it is there,

516
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it is.

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Speaker 2: What These guys aren't nearly as fat as the ones.

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Speaker 1: There's a couple there. They just put the thinner ones

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up front.

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Speaker 2: Do you think this has anything? No, I think there's

521
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just some people are They're just black people just spontaneously.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they love Johnny. Do you watch commercials. Black people

523
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love the breakout and song and dance. They'll be like

524
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chicken nugget, Bang bang pow, chicken chicken nugget.

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Speaker 2: You're right. They do it before any movie you go

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see AMC. They have this black couple they dance like

527
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throughout the intro to you know, it's something to do

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with Coca cola. Somehow, I don't understand it.

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Speaker 1: But one guy's not saying this. It's like, I don't

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think this is a good idea. Do you think any

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of those guys in the Kanye West are getting asked

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because they're in that? They're like, Yo, you know it's

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in the Kanye video? Am I really like your fa ask? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You want some of this?

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Speaker 13: Lady?

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constantly making news, and.

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Speaker 1: He had that's that's what you gotta do at that level.

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Speaker 2: He had Bernie Sanders on, and Bernie Sanders said, you

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haven't seen this. Bernie Sanders says something that has gotten

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him a lot of flak from the Democrats.

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Speaker 1: The truth.

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Speaker 2: It is, the absolutely the truth.

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Speaker 1: Come.

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Speaker 2: It's not been often. This tells you how shitty a

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job mainstream press it done. It's not been often that

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they've really asked him about what.

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Speaker 1: I love and Schultz mustache and hair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he seems like it's a good combo. Yeah, but

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that's a man. They've really the mainstream media has never

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really sat down with Bernie and pressed him on what

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happened with Clinton and why he was you know, how

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he was forced out and how he feels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he showed up with a black eye.

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Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: And so it takes him going on a comedy He

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takes him going on a comedy show to be asked

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a good question.

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Speaker 1: Can you rate real quick? My Bernie Sanders, impressure here?

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Are you trying to outdo me?

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Speaker 2: I can't do it either.

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Speaker 1: The man of a thousand Racist.

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Speaker 14: Felt that over the last four elections, Democrats we felt

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that we didn't have a say on who could be president.

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We talk a lot about the Republicans being autocrats and

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oligarchs and taking over democracy. But from the Democrat perspective,

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and as I'm a lifelong Democrat, I felt like the

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Democratic Party completely removed the democratic process from its constituents

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and they.

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Speaker 6: I think they need to have some accountability of that.

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Speaker 1: Do we got talking about this? I don't for you.

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Speaker 6: I mean I wanted you to like twenty sixteen. I

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was like, this is going to happen. This guy's going

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to do it.

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Speaker 1: And it felt like they felt like, I'm going to

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tell you, you know what, they robbed us from Bernie

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Sanders Donald Trump debates. They robbed that from us.

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Speaker 2: That would be something.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it would have been pure fire, dude to New

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Yorkers going at it. It would have been the best. Dude.

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I'm not you know, because at that time we all

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believed Bernie Sanders and his BS.

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Speaker 2: We we all didn't, but yes, some of us did.

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You were part of the Bernie No, he's a he's

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a socialist.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna be I'm gonna say something. I'll take

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the l because I was very naive to that and

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now I understand that. But at the time, Bernie Sanders

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is why there's a tenfol hat. He's the reason I

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started the show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember you saying that, and it makes sense.

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I mean, I totally. I just after coming from Ron Paul,

656
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the complete opposite of Bernie Sanders, and not in spirit.

657
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Spiritually they're very similar, but politically the opposite.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean, anybody listen, big government, whether it's

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named it or not is communism because because once you

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start creating an infrastructure like that, you have to feed

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it and it has to be fed.

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Speaker 2: So socialism maybe communism is where the state.

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Speaker 4: But it starts.

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Speaker 1: It starts at socialism, then it will turn into communism,

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but it will always once you have a giant administration

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and bureaucracy, you're in socialism because you have to justify salaries.

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And then truly nothing gets done because people salaries are

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relying on there being a problem. Solving that problem gets

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rid of salaries.

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Speaker 2: Are you watching these clips that get posted on YouTube

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of RFK just getting his dick kicked in, I mean metaphor,

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like just having that get an earfull constantly and he's

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never allowed to say anything back up at Congress and

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it's all them. They're saying that he's cutting programs, but

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really what he's doing is down consolidate. The other day streamlining, right, Yeah,

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the other day he said that I think it was

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like women's health. They have forty two different programs for

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promoting women's health in the country that all do the

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same thing, and he's like, we went no. Forty seven,

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he said, we went from forty seven to forty six

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that's all they did. And they were like freaking out, like,

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you're not spending the money that we said that you

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have to spend, and that's illegal. Poor guys.

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Speaker 1: All right, play this video j R. Yeah, So another

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quality impression, Johnny a bureaucratic politician that that was on point.

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I didn't. I didn't even think you were on the

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show anymore. I thought we were watching CNN.

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Speaker 2: Thank you see.

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Speaker 6: And I'll be honest, it broke my heart when you

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when you supported him.

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Speaker 3: Look but you have in the world that I live.

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Speaker 1: In, they will kill me. They were going to throw

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my wife in jail.

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Speaker 3: A lot made including my wife's agree with you. But

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you're down to a choice. It's going to be Hillary

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Clinton or is it going to be Donald Trump?

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Speaker 6: Not a great choice, but it ended up being him anyway.

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So why don't we burn it down?

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Speaker 3: Well, because it's easy to say, burning it down means

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that children are not going to.

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Speaker 2: Have You can tell he's about this by the way.

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Speaker 3: He's like food that the schools will deteriorate, people will

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not have health yat I got and I you know,

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I'm an elected official. I gotta represent the people and

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I can't turn my back on.

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Speaker 4: But then could we not also say if this is

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why there hasn't been.

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Speaker 1: A Adam Andrew Schultz is where he is, this is

709
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,519
why Rogan is where he is, and this is why

710
00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:20,960
Sam Tripley is where he is, because I would oppress

711
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,480
that motherfucker right there.

712
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 2: Well, they're gonna get him. This is where they get

713
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,840
him to admit something here that this is the the

714
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,440
part that the news is just coming up here to

715
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:29,920
check this out.

716
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Speaker 8: Fair primary for the Democrats since two thousand and eight,

717
00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:33,920
Are they not also a threat to democracy?

718
00:35:34,039 --> 00:35:36,039
Speaker 6: We often hear fair enough that.

719
00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 4: Is that is.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna argue with that point. I agree with him,

721
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,800
and that's why I'm proudly in independent.

722
00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: That went everywhere him saying that Democrats are a threat

723
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,519
to democracy. That was everywhere. Dude, he was getting up

724
00:35:49,559 --> 00:35:51,480
the ass from his compatriots.

725
00:35:51,519 --> 00:35:55,119
Speaker 1: But he's right in the party, right They can't I mean,

726
00:35:55,440 --> 00:36:02,039
like again, they're so detached from the streets that they

727
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:05,599
can say, hey, these guys are a threat to democracy

728
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,760
as we make it. So you can't decide who's in

729
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:14,800
the primary. Because Kamala Harris was the lowest rated vice

730
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:19,039
president in history, Nobody liked her, and it's like, this

731
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,800
is where I'm saying when I say that we have

732
00:36:22,119 --> 00:36:26,800
these huge moments in American history Pearl Harbor, jfk Assassination

733
00:36:27,039 --> 00:36:29,880
nine to eleven. The one that never gets talked about

734
00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:34,800
is Hillary kneecapping Bernie Sanders, because that becomes a moment

735
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:39,840
in which the aristocrats kind of take over in a

736
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,920
weird way. It's kind of like when Hollywood pushed Jerry

737
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,440
Seinfeld down all of us. It became the scene of going, no,

738
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,119
you don't decide what art is. We the suits decide

739
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:55,280
what are is, and this is what we want, plain

740
00:36:55,800 --> 00:37:02,760
non offensive dog shit, okay, and nobody talks about that.

741
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,559
That That is where we are right now. Hillary Clinton

742
00:37:06,039 --> 00:37:09,360
knee capping Bernie Sanders is the beginning of the break

743
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,440
between humanity and and the lizards a little bit.

744
00:37:13,519 --> 00:37:15,079
Speaker 2: Do you feel a little bit bad for him seeing that?

745
00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:15,800
Or are you over?

746
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,559
Speaker 1: I mean no, because he says and does stupid shit

747
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,119
like he's flying around on a private plane talking about

748
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,760
equity and and.

749
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 2: And carbon emissions and ship.

750
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,519
Speaker 1: And it's just like all that's a lie. It's based

751
00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:30,920
on old data.

752
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,119
Speaker 2: Uh So, the probably this is the big story of

753
00:37:35,159 --> 00:37:37,360
the week. This is the thing that is also the

754
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,199
funniest thing that happened in a long time. So Donald

755
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,440
Trump is just decided when he's got these world leaders

756
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,960
and he's gonna get a little banks. It's incredible. So

757
00:37:46,559 --> 00:37:49,079
now we talked about the story a couple of weeks

758
00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:53,400
ago when he had just just the kind of you know,

759
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,599
spit in the eye of the people who are pissed

760
00:37:56,639 --> 00:37:59,920
off about his immigration policy. He welcomes some South Africans,

761
00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:05,199
some white South Africans in UH as refugees, and everybody

762
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,039
on the left said.

763
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Speaker 1: Is their minds?

764
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 2: Their minds and they said, there's no there's no genocide.

765
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:16,599
There's no evidence going on in South Africa like that, Johnny.

766
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,239
And so the South African president is in this position

767
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,800
where he needs to get Trump to come to South

768
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,199
Africa for the G whatever something Holt what's the number.

769
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,039
I don't know, the G eight or whatever the fuck

770
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it is.

771
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Speaker 1: Uh And so he's here in Washington to so he

772
00:38:33,159 --> 00:38:37,719
loves he loves it, loves Listen, you can say whatever

773
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,280
you want about Trump, and I am totally fine with

774
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,920
all of it, Like this whole thing with Palestine, this

775
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:49,119
whole all that he looks awful. It's an awful, awful

776
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:54,599
look and it's gonna cost him credibility in his presidency.

777
00:38:55,119 --> 00:38:58,559
It will be part of the market of his history. Okay,

778
00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:01,280
we all agree with that. Take that set that aside.

779
00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,800
Oh and by the way, I just want everyone and

780
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,079
it's not it's not the broken that do this. So

781
00:39:06,159 --> 00:39:09,800
I'm not yelling at you. I'm yelling at these bots

782
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:16,239
on on Twitter, which thinks they they they xaviers. Now,

783
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,800
can I come on, man, just leaving the gym dog No,

784
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:26,000
but you're excommunicated, dude. So anyways, these bots all think

785
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:30,199
that woke right means something to people, like calling them

786
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,039
wolf right is some kind of slur that upsets people.

787
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:38,719
Is the latin X okay of dumb. It's a made

788
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,320
up term and nobody cares about it. When you say

789
00:39:42,519 --> 00:39:46,400
latin X or you say woke right, we know you're

790
00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:49,840
an idiot and your your opinions from that point on

791
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,079
become Charlie Brown's mom.

792
00:39:51,079 --> 00:39:53,280
Speaker 6: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah.

793
00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: Wah wah wah. Nobody cares, dude, it doesn't mean anything.

794
00:39:57,519 --> 00:40:02,000
It's boring and we've moved on. Yeah, but so because

795
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,519
you're gonna be people the ter you could doub mamas.

796
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:12,800
Day one talking points. Okay, Day one talking points. Okay,

797
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,360
Day one, Day one talking point. I was trying to

798
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:23,159
walk into the room just then. Yeah, unbelieve I'm up

799
00:40:23,199 --> 00:40:25,920
here crushing the grace episode we've ever done.

800
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Speaker 2: Anyways, we're a professional podcast.

801
00:40:30,519 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 1: So going back to the South African stuff, there's a

802
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:39,519
lot going on here. Yes, uh so, I just watched

803
00:40:39,519 --> 00:40:44,119
a video in which Zaire I believe it is Zaire

804
00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:48,840
went through the same thing. Zaire decided, Hey, we're gonna

805
00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:52,599
kick off all the white settlers out of the farms.

806
00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:55,480
We're gonna take back our lane. We're gonna run it.

807
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,480
And you know, the white farmers fought back and then

808
00:40:59,519 --> 00:41:02,480
they were rewhelmed and they all got ran out. Well,

809
00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:06,440
the problem was that the white farmers were the ones

810
00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:08,719
producing all the food, and they've been doing it for

811
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:13,480
decades and decades. The people taking off over the farm

812
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:17,920
didn't know what to do, and Zaire went into mass famine. Okay,

813
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:22,159
this South African stuff, it's right along the line to that.

814
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,360
So a long time ago. I can't find the book.

815
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: It's something like eighty ninety percent of the food in

816
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,159
South Africa is from these these farmers.

817
00:41:30,679 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: So there's this book I did a whole premium content.

818
00:41:35,079 --> 00:41:36,519
I got to find the name of it because I'd

819
00:41:36,559 --> 00:41:39,039
love to tell it to everybody. It's really a great book.

820
00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:41,559
I'll find it and I'll let everybody know. It basically

821
00:41:41,639 --> 00:41:46,119
talks about the reason South Africa was labeled in apartheid state.

822
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And what it says is that South Africa is rich

823
00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:57,239
in natural resources, really rich diamonds, emeralds, all this stuff.

824
00:41:57,679 --> 00:42:02,719
It's it is a rich country. And so when the

825
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,760
International Banking Caball came in and said, hey, you got

826
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,039
to take these loans, they were like, we don't need

827
00:42:08,119 --> 00:42:10,719
your loans. So when you don't take the money. And

828
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,000
this was said about Stolin, right that not that Stalin

829
00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:17,519
was a good guy, but after World War Two, the

830
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International Banking Caball wanted him to take these loans. He's like,

831
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,760
I don't need your money. We're good. And that's when

832
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,960
everything turned on. That's where everything turned on South Africa.

833
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,440
They I'm not saying there wasn't like racial problems or

834
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:34,639
anything like that, but the international outcry for apartheid became

835
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:39,760
a thing because South Africa wouldn't take the International Banking

836
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,440
caball's money in which they have to pay back in

837
00:42:42,599 --> 00:42:43,920
terms that can never be paid back.

838
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Speaker 2: So they propped up Nelson Mandela and the whole the revolution.

839
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Speaker 1: Well you ever hear the theory that Nelson Mandela was

840
00:42:49,639 --> 00:42:53,800
a freemason and you're like, all this stuff is theater, right,

841
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,760
So anyways, so so you get the international community to

842
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,000
hate them and you break them.

843
00:42:59,280 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 4: This what you do?

844
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: Well, now South Africa is leading to charge with the

845
00:43:03,559 --> 00:43:06,880
Israeli charges. Well that's yeah, that's the thing that and

846
00:43:07,079 --> 00:43:09,840
everyone thinks, and even the White House in their own

847
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:14,519
press briefs say that in the bottom paragraph their desire

848
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,719
to bring Israel up on genoside charging in the World Court. Yeah,

849
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,360
is also a part of this whole thing, which to

850
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,960
me is the whole thing.

851
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,639
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the second level to this that I was

852
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,840
going to bring up. Let's watch the video first, because

853
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,159
let's just enjoy the video on a surface level for

854
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:31,800
what it is. Hilarious footage.

855
00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: So this let's just watch this crowd work comic. Just

856
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,079
annihilate this heckler.

857
00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:39,639
Speaker 2: That's that's what it is. Really. So this guy's in here,

858
00:43:40,199 --> 00:43:42,239
this kind of thing has never happened before in the

859
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,400
history of the White House ever. Ever, Ever, this is

860
00:43:45,559 --> 00:43:49,840
so uncommon. Diplomacy used to be such a stuck up

861
00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:51,760
I would you say uptight?

862
00:43:52,199 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 8: Uh?

863
00:43:53,159 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: Just a series of like.

864
00:43:55,519 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 2: And how these are a different society then yeah, yeah,

865
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,400
and and Trump it just is g loves off always

866
00:44:01,519 --> 00:44:03,639
and if and if you want to try to bullshit him.

867
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,159
And I'm not saying he's a good guy. He's not. Uh,

868
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,519
he's gonna come down. So so he's he goes turn

869
00:44:10,599 --> 00:44:12,320
down the lights and then he has a little song.

870
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:14,719
He has got a little videos.

871
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: If we just started playing Kanye's new song, right there.

872
00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 2: A bunch of guys walk in singing, Yeah, that'd be great.

873
00:44:22,119 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: Look look at look at these people. They got they

874
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,400
got bitch tits? Why do people have so much bitch tits?

875
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 3: You?

876
00:44:30,119 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, what is this gonna be YouTube video?

877
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,639
Speaker 2: He's like, cool video from my country.

878
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,079
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, what are you doing this?

879
00:44:39,159 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 2: We're gonna watch watch he tells him like, hey, no,

880
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,800
just watch, just watch Look, He's like, just watch watch it.

881
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 4: Watch it.

882
00:44:49,800 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 2: Don' gonna occupy land. South Africans occupied land. We must

883
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:23,559
never be scared to kill killing is part of the

884
00:45:23,599 --> 00:45:31,119
revolutionary life. This dance, by the way, it's just crazy,

885
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,840
Like I thought black people were supposed to have.

886
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,159
Speaker 1: Why are they doing line dancing.

887
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 2: It's really bizarre.

888
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: And this is that cultural appropriation.

889
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,679
Speaker 2: A little bit of background on this song. This is

890
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,280
a song from the Apartheip days and he's singing kill

891
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,599
the boar. That's the white people, the culture of white people.

892
00:45:48,119 --> 00:45:56,719
And in South Africa, killed koork.

893
00:45:56,639 --> 00:45:58,639
Speaker 4: Kill kill.

894
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: Hey, it's just bringing that he look at that sell out.

895
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,320
He's doing Bernie Sanders numbers.

896
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:07,519
Speaker 2: He really is.

897
00:46:08,039 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 1: By the way, Johnny, anyone who wears that hat is

898
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,880
never up to any good. Have you ever met a

899
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,920
guy like that? It's like, we need to teach the

900
00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:17,639
children treat women with respect. Everybody get along.

901
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 4: Now.

902
00:46:18,039 --> 00:46:20,679
Speaker 2: It's this guy in black Muslims that love that hat,

903
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,760
cutting the throat of whiteness. He's saying, there, we're cutting

904
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,440
the throat of whiteness.

905
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:33,639
Speaker 1: That you go back to their days.

906
00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 2: This isn't really edited. Really well, wow, it's nice. A

907
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,159
lot of time. It looks like it looks like a

908
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:44,719
kid's show down. She looks like it's like the YMC eight.

909
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,519
This was a real big hit in South Africa apparently killed.

910
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: All the remix are great.

911
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just got puffed.

912
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: Not a very exciting song. By the way, Coop Dubo.

913
00:47:00,039 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 2: You imagine a little Puff Daddy remix of this, you know.

914
00:47:03,679 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 1: Man, this is dude. This reminds me of Joe Rogan's

915
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,400
bit about when he saw his word bit and word

916
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:14,079
video and he just like he's a minute and he's like, damn,

917
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,840
I said a lot and they looked down.

918
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 2: He's like four more minutes. The girl now they got

919
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,000
them in a tear shot here or a split a

920
00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:28,199
split screen look at him. How awkward is that? Like,

921
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,239
oh my god, why the boar? Shoot the boar. We're

922
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,880
going to hit him and you're going to run. It's

923
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:39,239
the lyrics to this. So so then this guy has

924
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,800
in a couple of golfers to kind of talk on

925
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,599
his One of them is Retief Goosen, the famous PGA golfer,

926
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,199
to kind of say, hey, it's not that bad is

927
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,800
the idea? And Ratif and Ratief Goosen comes in and

928
00:47:51,039 --> 00:47:54,119
is like, uh, actually I know people who've been killed.

929
00:47:54,199 --> 00:47:56,599
Speaker 13: Yeah, I grew up in an area in South Africa

930
00:47:56,679 --> 00:48:03,519
and he's a fall man and there's some issues up there. Obviously,

931
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,480
my dad was a proper develop as well as a

932
00:48:06,519 --> 00:48:11,199
part time farmer. And yeah, some of these buddy.

933
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 12: Farmers got killed.

934
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 13: The farm is still going, my brother's running, but it's

935
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,119
a constant battle of farms trying to get they're trying to.

936
00:48:20,119 --> 00:48:21,039
Speaker 7: Burn the farms down.

937
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,519
Speaker 2: And this guy, these these these people were brought in

938
00:48:24,639 --> 00:48:26,559
by the South African president to kind of be on

939
00:48:26,639 --> 00:48:28,480
his side, and they're like, yeah, it's kind of a

940
00:48:28,519 --> 00:48:28,920
bad way.

941
00:48:29,199 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 4: So it is.

942
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,039
Speaker 13: It is a concern to try and make a living

943
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,119
as a farmer. And at the end, they you know,

944
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,000
without farmers, there's no food on the plate, so we

945
00:48:38,119 --> 00:48:39,159
need we need the farm.

946
00:48:39,639 --> 00:48:44,159
Speaker 1: Bro, you're going to have a hard flight back, sleep

947
00:48:45,039 --> 00:48:53,320
with one eye open. You'll be pillow tied a lot.

948
00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:54,519
We'll probably get copied.

949
00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:54,639
Speaker 12: Right.

950
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we gotta stop, dude. How great is that?

951
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:58,079
Speaker 4: Though?

952
00:48:58,119 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: I mean, you just never it's so much more in

953
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,119
So let me just finish this and then I want

954
00:49:02,119 --> 00:49:04,079
to go lead into our big ending here.

955
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,199
Speaker 2: Okay, So what I believe is.

956
00:49:06,199 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: Going to happen, Johnny, is they're going to try to

957
00:49:08,559 --> 00:49:12,559
remove all of these white farmers and these white people

958
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:16,599
on the system and then South Africa will implode on

959
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:20,679
itself and then the bankers can come in and extract

960
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:21,280
all the wealth.

961
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,760
Speaker 2: So that's what you think we're a party to that

962
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,519
by getting them out of there kind of.

963
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: I think that is the I think that is a

964
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:31,880
part of the play us.

965
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 2: We're enabling it, We're we're feeding into it. Okay, Okay.

966
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,679
Bam Margera a guy I've always been a big fan of.

967
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 12: Is uh.

968
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,519
Speaker 2: There's some talk about a new Jackass movie and I

969
00:49:44,599 --> 00:49:47,280
guess Bam is not happy about that, saying that he's

970
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,480
not going to be part of it, and.

971
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: Which sucks they should bring I mean, listen, I'm friends

972
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,440
with Steve O. He's just one of those guys I

973
00:49:55,599 --> 00:49:58,599
think has something with me. He doesn't return phone calls

974
00:49:58,639 --> 00:50:01,480
to me or tax I helped him get started in

975
00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:04,880
stand up. I've heard him comment that if I got sober,

976
00:50:05,159 --> 00:50:08,840
I the reason I'm not famous because I never got sober. Fine, buddy,

977
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,639
you know I love Steve O. We took two different paths.

978
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,639
I would I don't want to take your path, and

979
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,519
it doesn't mean that you haven't earned everything. Like when

980
00:50:18,559 --> 00:50:21,599
he started doing stand up, I stuck up for him

981
00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:25,199
because I thought the Jackass Show and the and the

982
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:29,039
movies were so funny. That was real great comedy to me.

983
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,079
I think he has every right to do stand up.

984
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,760
There's a big pushback that he's cutting lines and do

985
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,360
all that. Dude, he he he did it. I mean,

986
00:50:38,679 --> 00:50:42,079
you know when you hear when people comment on my

987
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,679
sobriety and they don't know what's going on in my life,

988
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:48,320
it upsets me. Not that not that it affects me,

989
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,679
but I'm like, dude, you know, you know, it's like

990
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:52,840
I showed you nothing but kindness. I don't know why

991
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,000
you feel you got comment on my shit.

992
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, zen's don't even count anymore. We learned that

993
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:57,800
on the line.

994
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: Dude. It's a great cheat code. Bro, my nipples are hard.

995
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,119
Speaker 2: So here's bam my guy again that I'm a huge

996
00:51:05,119 --> 00:51:07,440
I just grew up adoring Bam Margera. Here's what he

997
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,000
has to say.

998
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 1: About Jackass spot. Wait what I want to fucking face?

999
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,559
Tattoo looks so bad? What is that tattoo right there?

1000
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,599
Speaker 2: That's his that's his logo, the heart agram.

1001
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:19,320
Speaker 1: He calls it something else.

1002
00:51:19,639 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 2: No, it's the heart. This thing right here on his

1003
00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:23,760
cheek is the heart agram, the heart pentagram? Are you

1004
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,039
talking about down by his Yes.

1005
00:51:25,039 --> 00:51:28,519
Speaker 1: We're gonna do that after Okay, thank you God. This

1006
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,519
lady does not understand podcast.

1007
00:51:30,599 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 2: Due we have to lock the door on the.

1008
00:51:35,199 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: Okay did she She wants you to know she got

1009
00:51:37,079 --> 00:51:37,960
rid of all the boxes.

1010
00:51:38,039 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 2: So I I thank there many times, Thank you so.

1011
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,199
Speaker 1: Much, We thank you. We are talking about Bam mcjerald

1012
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:48,079
and it's weird to cull symbolist's faith whatever. Dude would

1013
00:51:48,119 --> 00:51:50,480
not be at liberty to call it jackass anymore. There

1014
00:51:50,599 --> 00:51:54,079
is no more ass. There's no more ky, no done,

1015
00:51:54,159 --> 00:51:57,440
no deco, no rake, no ape and fill. Bam got

1016
00:51:57,519 --> 00:52:00,239
replaced by a guy named fucking Poopies and it's just

1017
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:04,039
big brother now, so it should be called jackflop five

1018
00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:07,920
beating the living shit out of a dead horse. Can't

1019
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,760
wait to not see it move.

1020
00:52:11,559 --> 00:52:15,559
Speaker 2: I want gold teeth so badly, dude, Oh dude, he's

1021
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:17,000
done a lot of things that I feel like you

1022
00:52:17,039 --> 00:52:18,000
would have liked to do.

1023
00:52:18,199 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 1: I would love to have a gold teeth.

1024
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You're serious about that too, right, Yeah?

1041
00:53:15,119 --> 00:53:18,039
Speaker 1: I want you know that you partied a little back

1042
00:53:18,079 --> 00:53:19,480
in the day. I'd love to put a gold tooth

1043
00:53:19,519 --> 00:53:20,599
in there, but you can't see it.

1044
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1045
00:53:22,039 --> 00:53:24,199
Speaker 2: Speaking of Dana, she the other night, I was there

1046
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:28,719
at like midnight to work in the new studio and uh,

1047
00:53:29,559 --> 00:53:31,920
we're standing out. It's completely dark. You hear nothing but

1048
00:53:32,079 --> 00:53:34,599
crickets on the street and she's like, oh yeah, before

1049
00:53:34,639 --> 00:53:36,320
you go, she's about the hamming the key. She says,

1050
00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:38,159
the other night, I was sitting out in the yard

1051
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,440
and from inside the studio I heard someone knocking on

1052
00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:42,039
the window.

1053
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:47,679
Speaker 5: There's a ghost and yeah, well ghost and so disappears,

1054
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,920
Sam and I just went in there with the knife

1055
00:53:50,199 --> 00:53:52,960
and like, big knife, I went this way.

1056
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 2: Why didn't you have a survival spear? You should have

1057
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,639
a survival spirit?

1058
00:53:56,559 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: Oh where is it? And uh yeah?

1059
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 2: And then she go And then I was like, well,

1060
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,119
so nobody was in there, right, And she's like, no,

1061
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,960
must have been a ghost and just handed me the key.

1062
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,719
And dude, I was every noise the whole night. It's

1063
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,800
scared to shoot out of here. It's really haunted.

1064
00:54:12,159 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. It gives me hand jobs at night.

1065
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,559
Speaker 2: Because your psychic, so you would know if it's haunted.

1066
00:54:16,559 --> 00:54:19,519
Speaker 1: Do you feel like, Johnny, I feel like that was sarcasm. No,

1067
00:54:20,039 --> 00:54:21,679
and you were cutting at me no.

1068
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 2: So, uh, this is fascinating. There is a war going

1069
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,280
on against illegal hot dog vendors because they are destroying

1070
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:29,840
small business in San Diego.

1071
00:54:30,159 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: Now this, dude, they're probably cartel.

1072
00:54:33,519 --> 00:54:35,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm probably people who have their past.

1073
00:54:35,159 --> 00:54:38,039
Speaker 1: How they pay that's how they pay off getting America.

1074
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,199
Speaker 2: The sports are and some guy's drawer or something locked

1075
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,840
up until they pay them off, until they can get

1076
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,760
their passport back and pay the guy. Uh so this

1077
00:54:47,079 --> 00:54:49,360
so yeah, it sucks for them. But this guy is

1078
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:54,239
the guy who runs Henry's Pub that is closing for

1079
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:59,199
good because of these and they're everywhere, everywhere, dude everywhere,

1080
00:54:59,559 --> 00:55:05,480
And he gets pissed off. And here's what happened. He

1081
00:55:05,599 --> 00:55:06,360
overturns the cart.

1082
00:55:08,519 --> 00:55:12,519
Speaker 12: It's a Trump.

1083
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,079
Speaker 2: It's a black guy too. Is he looks like a

1084
00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:15,519
black guy.

1085
00:55:16,079 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 1: Finally, white guys are involved their credit cards?

1086
00:55:33,519 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 4: Fuck you?

1087
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 2: Is it scamming people on their credit cards?

1088
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:40,559
Speaker 5: Too?

1089
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,519
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean it's just Johnny. I've said this before, Johnny.

1090
00:55:45,559 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: How does it feel to be to work with someone

1091
00:55:48,159 --> 00:55:52,000
very closely that psychic abilities allow you to tell to

1092
00:55:52,119 --> 00:55:57,440
tell the future. I've said this forever. Hot dog carts

1093
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:01,559
flu trucks should not be allowed anywhere near brick and

1094
00:56:01,639 --> 00:56:08,239
mortar restaurants. Okay they now As a new libertarian, Johnny,

1095
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,880
I'm I'm tipping. I'm dipping my toes into a like

1096
00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:14,079
that we welcome. Well, I am a registered as a

1097
00:56:14,119 --> 00:56:15,119
libertarian me too.

1098
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,599
Speaker 2: The water's warm us.

1099
00:56:16,639 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll cannonball into that ship, all right, don't worry

1100
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,360
about that. I'll piss in the pool. You think I'm

1101
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,599
afraid because there's no rules.

1102
00:56:24,639 --> 00:56:26,639
Speaker 2: I think you're afraid. You know, it's a myth that

1103
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,000
they have ship that can make the water red if

1104
00:56:29,039 --> 00:56:29,719
you piss in the pool.

1105
00:56:30,039 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: I've seen it turn yellow before, I've seen it happen.

1106
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,079
Speaker 2: I've seen yellow yellow.

1107
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: So anyways, so my problem is is that the brick

1108
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,800
and mortar play. And this is why the Democrats are

1109
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:47,360
dog shit people. Okay, they allow businesses to operate with

1110
00:56:48,039 --> 00:56:52,519
and I'm against fie of entry, which is permits all

1111
00:56:52,639 --> 00:56:58,400
that shit. Okay, I'm against that because that's taxation on success. Okay,

1112
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,039
but you have those people who have to play by

1113
00:57:01,079 --> 00:57:05,360
all these rules, the Health Department, all that shit against

1114
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,360
people that don't have to do any of that, and

1115
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,079
it's impossible to compete against that in the long run.

1116
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,039
So they shouldn't be allowed within a thousand feet of

1117
00:57:14,199 --> 00:57:17,079
a business that is brick and mortar and has to

1118
00:57:17,199 --> 00:57:22,559
do health checks in terms of the quality control or whatever.

1119
00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:25,440
I just said. It was the Health Department. They shouldn't

1120
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,639
have to they shouldn't be allowed within a thousand feet

1121
00:57:27,679 --> 00:57:31,079
of that shit. That's my opinion.

1122
00:57:31,159 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 2: I completely agree, because you're.

1123
00:57:33,719 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: Destroying businesses and the hot dog vendor isn't hiring anybody

1124
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,880
but his family, which I respect because you're taking care

1125
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:45,199
of your family, but you're not hiring the population to

1126
00:57:45,719 --> 00:57:49,840
help the economy. That money isn't going back into the economy.

1127
00:57:50,239 --> 00:57:52,639
It's it's a little bit to pay your rent. I

1128
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:56,280
get that, but really it's going back into the cartels.

1129
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 2: And the whole thing now just cracking down on them

1130
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,159
with police and stuff.

1131
00:58:01,159 --> 00:58:01,519
Speaker 4: What do you do?

1132
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're within a thousand feet of a brick

1133
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,320
and mortar, you're shut down. Go step shop over there.

1134
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,199
And I know there's no traffic, but deal with it,

1135
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,519
because here's where people have to play by the rules,

1136
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,920
which I think are stupid. The health department I'm fine with,

1137
00:58:17,119 --> 00:58:19,199
because you don't want to eat something that's got bacteria

1138
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,119
shit all O. Yeah, you're right, But at the end

1139
00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:24,840
of the day, you're competing with someone has to pay

1140
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,880
a big fee to do what he's doing, do what

1141
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:27,360
they're doing?

1142
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,559
Speaker 2: What and what can you I mean, I just don't.

1143
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:35,679
You won't believe how many Mexicans are in are in

1144
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:36,880
San Diego right now.

1145
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Johnny, I can't believe it because it's right

1146
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:40,480
next to Mexican There are.

1147
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,039
Speaker 2: More Mexicans than white people though in San Diego. It's crazy.

1148
00:58:43,199 --> 00:58:45,599
Speaker 1: But Johnny, that's like being on the other side of

1149
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,119
the Wall of China and being shocked that there's Chinese people.

1150
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 2: No, no, no, because the Wall of China is in China,

1151
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,800
san Diego is in the United States. That's the difference

1152
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:56,320
our borders.

1153
00:58:56,679 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 1: But it was Mexico.

1154
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1155
00:58:58,599 --> 00:59:01,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, but these people aren't just in it from the

1156
00:59:01,239 --> 00:59:02,320
people who were here before.

1157
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are. They're all illegals, a lot of them.

1158
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That's different. Those are recent migrants,

1159
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,719
not people that can just hear when the borders were changing.

1160
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: Daddy's got jump, all right.

1161
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,559
Speaker 2: I just want to say one more thing. Just want

1162
00:59:13,599 --> 00:59:15,079
something that you're like, day, He's got jump.

1163
00:59:15,159 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: What part of that didn't you understand?

1164
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 2: Just watch this one thing. So my grandma shared this.

1165
00:59:19,119 --> 00:59:21,760
She shares these fake AI stories all the time on

1166
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:25,440
our Facebook. Dude, So this one, there's this page that

1167
00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:29,400
has invented this character called Tyrs, this black guy and

1168
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:31,440
just has him doing all kinds of fake news.

1169
00:59:31,679 --> 00:59:34,239
Speaker 1: You know what else it is Tyros looks exactly like

1170
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:39,480
that guy that's on that's on h On Grunfield. He

1171
00:59:39,559 --> 00:59:40,760
looks exactly. It is him.

1172
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,679
Speaker 2: No, that's what I was gonna say. It is him.

1173
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,719
They're they're and they're putting him in different So it

1174
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:47,519
says Tyros adopts ten year old boy with autism, a

1175
00:59:47,599 --> 00:59:50,599
decision that touched everybody. They said that they found this

1176
00:59:50,719 --> 00:59:55,159
boy in a landfill because whoever had him decided that

1177
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:56,760
since he had autism, they were just going to take

1178
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,280
him to the landfill and him and his snowbonding. Your

1179
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,840
wife here adopted him, and you can see my ground.

1180
01:00:03,239 --> 01:00:04,719
Speaker 1: Wife by the way, I don't know.

1181
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 2: It's just all fake.

1182
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,599
Speaker 1: Imagine if your white daughter brings home that as her

1183
01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:10,199
new boyfriend.

1184
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,239
Speaker 2: It was my grandma here, she wrote, we love you

1185
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,239
and your wife, thank you for giving love to this

1186
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,960
young boy. God is good. Uh. And so you go

1187
01:00:17,199 --> 01:00:21,800
to this page right, it's called untold stories backroom broadcasts,

1188
01:00:22,199 --> 01:00:24,679
and they just take Gutfeld and put him. Look at

1189
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:29,760
this like in all these fake AI like story photos,

1190
01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:34,280
Tyris cradles Greg Guttfeld's baby, clearly a fake fake image,

1191
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:38,039
and it's like a whole underground economy of fake shit

1192
01:00:38,119 --> 01:00:39,000
that gets shared around.

1193
01:00:39,119 --> 01:00:42,519
Speaker 1: That show is huge. I know guys who do it now.

1194
01:00:42,559 --> 01:00:44,360
They sell tons of tickets.

1195
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 2: Like Tyr's going to a nursing home here, Like I'm

1196
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:49,480
going to a nursing home. Fake. There's Gutfeld with another

1197
01:00:49,559 --> 01:00:52,480
fake baby. Look at that That toy is half out

1198
01:00:52,519 --> 01:00:54,400
of the box, half in the box somehow.

1199
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,079
Speaker 1: Oh he's a pro wrestler.

1200
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,599
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell is happening. Tyros recently

1201
01:00:59,679 --> 01:01:02,599
made a touching visit to a children's hospital, and it's.

1202
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: Like, I'm always white kids too, Yeah.

1203
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,039
Speaker 2: Always. It's always trying to, you know, play on your

1204
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,800
your desire for racial integration. Look at this baby's hair, Dude,

1205
01:01:11,119 --> 01:01:15,800
look at this anyway. I just thought that was crazy.

1206
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:19,480
It's all Greg Guttfeld and like Ai and Tyrus doing

1207
01:01:19,519 --> 01:01:21,320
amazing ship does.

1208
01:01:21,239 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: It in that picture? Does he look like the director

1209
01:01:23,559 --> 01:01:26,639
of Star Wars that sings?

1210
01:01:28,159 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 3: Oh?

1211
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 2: Yes, John Favreau, Yeah yeah, yeah, all.

1212
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,639
Speaker 1: Right, Johnny, Let's get to the big story, your excitement,

1213
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,239
your man crush h Yeah, we had you don't have

1214
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,280
a lot of guests on here. We did. We're gonna

1215
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,639
start doing a little bit here and there. Yeah, because

1216
01:01:40,639 --> 01:01:43,119
we like the Sam and Johnny or excuse me, Johnny

1217
01:01:43,159 --> 01:01:45,960
and his co host dynamic here.

1218
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 2: Yeah we so ninety day fiance. The current most popular,

1219
01:01:52,119 --> 01:01:54,880
most hilarious, most insane person on that show is this

1220
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,440
guy Sarper from uh from Turkey. He started to do comedy,

1221
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,480
so I was like, hey, let's have him on. Sam

1222
01:02:01,559 --> 01:02:04,000
talks to him about comedy a little bit. Uh, see

1223
01:02:04,039 --> 01:02:08,280
how it goes. This is what happened. It's hilarious. Check

1224
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:08,559
it out.

1225
01:02:09,239 --> 01:02:10,599
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, okay, sorry.

1226
01:02:10,639 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 2: One last thing. Uh did you see this Joe exact

1227
01:02:13,639 --> 01:02:14,440
Joe Exotic thing?

1228
01:02:14,599 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where's his lover? Sendsh butthole prints?

1229
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, before so his lover is like an illegal

1230
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,239
immigrant and I guess before he left or something or

1231
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:24,519
got got deporty.

1232
01:02:24,559 --> 01:02:26,639
Speaker 1: Could we get married? Could I marry x G to

1233
01:02:26,719 --> 01:02:27,239
keep him.

1234
01:02:27,079 --> 01:02:31,679
Speaker 2: Here in California? Yeah? Technically Look at this, dude, this

1235
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,119
is shared on Joe Exotics.

1236
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: I'll marry.

1237
01:02:34,719 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 2: I forgot to show you what Jorge left me to

1238
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,559
remember him, and it's got a little sad face.

1239
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:39,119
Speaker 4: Look at this.

1240
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:43,199
Speaker 1: Imagine put your butthole on a on a print on

1241
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,679
ink and then printing it.

1242
01:02:45,199 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 2: Just don't understand.

1243
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: I don't understand how you can get it perfectly like

1244
01:02:48,519 --> 01:02:53,000
that either really just get you gotta have no math. Yeah,

1245
01:02:53,039 --> 01:02:56,039
but how do you just get your butthole inked? How

1246
01:02:56,079 --> 01:02:57,360
do you not get the rest of your.

1247
01:02:57,559 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 2: So you just take a roller, just the ink roller,

1248
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,519
and just go up your full crack, I guess, and then.

1249
01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:06,639
Speaker 1: Just could be okay, all right, so grossed. Enjoy this

1250
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,639
hit interview. It's a classic. Johnny is crazy.

1251
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 2: It is crazy?

1252
01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 1: All right, Johnny, let's get into us Johnny's Christmas today.

1253
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 2: All right, this is one of my favorite people on television.

1254
01:03:20,639 --> 01:03:23,239
You're gonna his name. I'm going to struggle with it.

1255
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,480
Sarper is his first name. He's from ninety day fiance

1256
01:03:26,599 --> 01:03:27,480
Gerwin is that?

1257
01:03:27,639 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: It is?

1258
01:03:28,039 --> 01:03:31,199
Speaker 2: That right? Go in, go in my policy?

1259
01:03:31,239 --> 01:03:33,159
Speaker 1: So where to worship somebody and not know how to?

1260
01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:34,679
They never on the show.

1261
01:03:34,719 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 2: They never say their family names on the show. It's

1262
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,400
all just first name.

1263
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 4: So to be honest, I forgot have to pronounce my

1264
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:41,360
name too.

1265
01:03:41,599 --> 01:03:43,159
Speaker 1: Well, how have you been in America?

1266
01:03:43,519 --> 01:03:46,239
Speaker 4: It's eight months and normally my name is hard Patch

1267
01:03:47,559 --> 01:03:50,800
and it is difficult. But right now I'm calling myself, Harper.

1268
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 1: Okay, make it easier for Americans.

1269
01:03:53,159 --> 01:03:53,639
Speaker 2: That's funny.

1270
01:03:54,199 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: That's good marketing, like on Harper with respect on that.

1271
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:01,480
I appreciate that. Like you. So you've been in America

1272
01:04:01,639 --> 01:04:02,440
eight months?

1273
01:04:02,559 --> 01:04:03,079
Speaker 4: Eight months?

1274
01:04:03,519 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 1: And do you like it? Yeah?

1275
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,599
Speaker 4: I'm still getting used to it, and I'm still trying

1276
01:04:07,639 --> 01:04:11,440
to blend. There are differences. But the weather is fucking

1277
01:04:11,559 --> 01:04:12,760
so good in Los Angeles.

1278
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you went right to the like the peak place. Yeah,

1279
01:04:15,559 --> 01:04:17,400
even though LA is in a weird time right now,

1280
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:18,199
it's still great.

1281
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,119
Speaker 4: It is perfect. I mean I traveled more than twenty

1282
01:04:21,199 --> 01:04:23,480
countries in my life. Yeah, this is the best, better,

1283
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:25,360
best feather by far.

1284
01:04:25,559 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, we like San Diego is even better. And if

1285
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,360
you know, you know, San Diego's great because Brazilians go

1286
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,960
there for vacations.

1287
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 4: I'm not into it, bro, I mean I cannot look

1288
01:04:37,639 --> 01:04:40,000
so so I have a correctional office that one.

1289
01:04:40,159 --> 01:04:43,079
Speaker 1: Oh really? Yeah, I love that. So you've been a

1290
01:04:43,079 --> 01:04:45,679
little shady in your life, that's fine. Yeah, this Isla,

1291
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,840
this is where the land of Misfit Toys are. So

1292
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,800
thank you for coming on. So how long you've been

1293
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:51,280
on a show.

1294
01:04:52,119 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 4: Ah, it's been like twenty a half years.

1295
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,559
Speaker 1: In two and a half years, and not because you're

1296
01:04:57,679 --> 01:04:58,440
like a celebrity.

1297
01:04:58,519 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 4: Now, I don't see myself as a celebrity, but when

1298
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,559
I woke on the streets sometimes, yeah, they remind me.

1299
01:05:04,679 --> 01:05:06,960
That reminds me that Johnny has a man crush on

1300
01:05:07,079 --> 01:05:10,360
You said uncomfortable because pronounce my name.

1301
01:05:11,719 --> 01:05:16,039
Speaker 1: He's his love is blinding that he can't read. Yeah,

1302
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:16,920
that's how it is, dude.

1303
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, truly though, Like we have a thread uh t

1304
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,559
Bow Jason Tebow, Yeah, and Jeff Danis all comedians.

1305
01:05:22,159 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 1: And they're all jealous right now.

1306
01:05:23,559 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean they were just over the moon.

1307
01:05:26,559 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 4: I'm lucky to be here.

1308
01:05:27,599 --> 01:05:30,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm Yeah, it's great. So you're on a

1309
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,719
cool show with a lot of good looking people. How

1310
01:05:33,719 --> 01:05:34,360
does that feel?

1311
01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love it.

1312
01:05:36,239 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gotta be great. Even like the the best

1313
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,119
grip on the show is probably a nine.

1314
01:05:41,599 --> 01:05:42,480
Speaker 4: It's ten.

1315
01:05:42,679 --> 01:05:46,719
Speaker 1: That's not reality though. There's a lot of uncomfortable looking

1316
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:49,360
people out there, and you're just surrounded by gorgeous Yeah.

1317
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 2: He came to the right place.

1318
01:05:50,519 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: He came to the right place. Probably the ugliest people

1319
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,519
you've talked to in a lot of times.

1320
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:56,519
Speaker 4: Are great guys.

1321
01:05:56,679 --> 01:05:57,000
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1322
01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 4: I'm miss talking with men, you know, I mean because

1323
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,920
of she kind of there are always females around me,

1324
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:06,320
her friends, everything, and sometimes men to men.

1325
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:07,239
Speaker 1: It's good.

1326
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I love it.

1327
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:14,679
Speaker 1: If you ever need a Calibrak, come back up. We'll talk. Really,

1328
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:19,920
we'll just talk about women. American women Turkish women biggest difference.

1329
01:06:20,559 --> 01:06:22,519
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you know what I mean. I was

1330
01:06:22,639 --> 01:06:26,159
thinking that Turkish women are so jealous, but after I

1331
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,559
saw American moves.

1332
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:28,519
Speaker 1: That's just fair.

1333
01:06:28,679 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 4: Their wire woman is women.

1334
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 1: Everywhere women are.

1335
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:36,719
Speaker 4: It's not about nationality and nothing. You know, maybe mine

1336
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:40,320
is so possessive and she doesn't like word jealous.

1337
01:06:40,559 --> 01:06:43,960
Speaker 1: Okay, so let me ask yourself. In Turkish do women

1338
01:06:44,039 --> 01:06:44,519
have rights?

1339
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:46,079
Speaker 4: Sure?

1340
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,679
Speaker 1: Do they have as many rights as American? Because I

1341
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:51,159
think we've gotten a little crazy over here and we

1342
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:53,840
should pull it back a little bit, maybe get a

1343
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,280
little Turkish as going on.

1344
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,039
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I mean yeah, I mean everywhere is same,

1345
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,039
not like this, and people think in Turkey the man

1346
01:07:01,159 --> 01:07:04,079
has the rights or no, it's not not any more.

1347
01:07:04,159 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 2: Obedience. So I have heard you, but there's time.

1348
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:10,519
Speaker 1: It was, but right now my Grandpa's Yeah, I had

1349
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:15,079
a couple of chicks. So they're they're kind of the same. Yeah,

1350
01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:17,400
did you date the same kind of women in Turkish?

1351
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:24,039
Shiny objects? Yeah, of course Turkey, Turkey, not Turkish, Yeah,

1352
01:07:24,119 --> 01:07:25,039
Turkish Turkey.

1353
01:07:25,119 --> 01:07:27,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, in Turkish you said that's okay.

1354
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,519
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't even know his last name. Stop judging

1355
01:07:29,599 --> 01:07:32,320
me right now. Oh, so you're coming here, You're you're

1356
01:07:32,559 --> 01:07:35,320
just meet and tens. You're living your best life and

1357
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,840
decide to just put a little chaos in your life

1358
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,199
by doing stand up comedy.

1359
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:42,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'm living my best life. But of course,

1360
01:07:42,519 --> 01:07:45,880
I mean it's the first time that I'm living with

1361
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,239
a girl for a long time. I mean it's difficult.

1362
01:07:48,239 --> 01:07:50,960
You know, I'm still getting used to being a relationship.

1363
01:07:51,039 --> 01:07:55,039
That's difficult. Yeah, Los Angeles is great. I mean I

1364
01:07:55,199 --> 01:07:57,679
wish I could come here when I was single, when

1365
01:07:57,719 --> 01:07:59,840
I was young, to be honest, right now, Okay, it's

1366
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,119
but I mean, then you are in a relationship, everything

1367
01:08:03,199 --> 01:08:04,039
is limited. Of course.

1368
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,559
Speaker 1: I'm fifty two years old and I've never lived on

1369
01:08:06,679 --> 01:08:10,079
my own. I've always had somebody in my house, and

1370
01:08:10,239 --> 01:08:12,360
I think about faking my own death all the time,

1371
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,920
and just so I can live by myself, just one day,

1372
01:08:16,159 --> 01:08:18,479
just twenty four hours in the house by myself and

1373
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,199
just how you do me? That's all I wanted.

1374
01:08:20,279 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 2: They first moved in together. She made him change his

1375
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,279
bed out because what does that mean all the women

1376
01:08:25,359 --> 01:08:28,479
that had been in the bed. She made him sold.

1377
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:31,680
Speaker 4: I mean, my bad was in a bad condition. Yeah

1378
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:31,960
it was.

1379
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:36,039
Speaker 1: I could pull some strings at helixsleep dot Com, Romo

1380
01:08:36,119 --> 01:08:39,279
Ca Tim Foyle hat we can get you a nice

1381
01:08:39,359 --> 01:08:40,279
bed that.

1382
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:44,119
Speaker 4: That there were holes, you know, yeah, I don't know

1383
01:08:44,199 --> 01:08:45,000
how did they happen.

1384
01:08:46,199 --> 01:08:49,079
Speaker 1: It's very weird because if you don't get chicks, they

1385
01:08:49,199 --> 01:08:50,960
call you an in cell, and then if you get

1386
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,359
too much chicks, they get mad too. Like it's very

1387
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:54,960
weird to me.

1388
01:08:55,359 --> 01:08:57,760
Speaker 4: I mean, I always that's a paradox, you know. I

1389
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,920
mean a woman don't like men to have high body counts.

1390
01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:04,000
But I mean if he has a high body count,

1391
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,479
it's an advantage for the woman.

1392
01:09:05,359 --> 01:09:07,319
Speaker 1: Because you knows how tweak little thing.

1393
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:10,039
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean, nobody can't tempt me here. If I

1394
01:09:10,199 --> 01:09:12,600
was a guy with like twenty girls that I saw,

1395
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,880
I mean, if I came to Los Angeles, I went

1396
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:18,079
to parties with her, I mean, because girls are hitting

1397
01:09:18,199 --> 01:09:21,560
on you and I could be temped I could be

1398
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:24,199
said you so easily, but right now very hard.

1399
01:09:24,359 --> 01:09:27,039
Speaker 2: I am curious you have that the dance class that

1400
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,239
you do now is a dance fitness class?

1401
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:29,640
Speaker 3: Is that?

1402
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:30,119
Speaker 1: Now?

1403
01:09:30,199 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 2: Do the women come up to you after and try

1404
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,159
to lay it on? How does that work?

1405
01:09:34,039 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 4: But they all know Icina, so they're always yeah, No,

1406
01:09:39,039 --> 01:09:41,319
nobody's they know a thing. I mean, they know how

1407
01:09:41,399 --> 01:09:45,119
to behay, have to come. And also for people on

1408
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:49,560
social media, if you have a related problem, argument with Chicaina,

1409
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:53,880
if and she is so easily exposing to everyone that

1410
01:09:54,039 --> 01:09:56,199
if you have a problem, and then the girls start

1411
01:09:56,239 --> 01:09:59,000
to write me, are you right now? Are you good?

1412
01:09:59,079 --> 01:10:01,720
In terms? I mean, did you break up or something?

1413
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 1: Being a famous guy, it's gotta be hard. You just

1414
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,359
gotta beat it away.

1415
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,640
Speaker 4: I never say that we break up or something. Never, No,

1416
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,439
because no need.

1417
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 1: Well, it's a great life to be living. It's a

1418
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:18,560
great life living. Who parties better Turkish? Are Americans?

1419
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,319
Speaker 4: Oh my god? I mean I love la parties. But

1420
01:10:22,119 --> 01:10:25,520
people are here a little awkward, you know. Yeah, I

1421
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:26,920
don't know if it's the right word.

1422
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 1: But.

1423
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:31,560
Speaker 4: There are a lot of good people, but they're faking

1424
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:32,880
a lot. I mean there are a lot of fake

1425
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:35,960
people here, I mean in La yeah, well, hell yeah.

1426
01:10:36,079 --> 01:10:38,479
On a scale for example, if one to ten. If

1427
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:41,520
he's one, he tries to show himself like ten ten

1428
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:44,239
in social media. In the real I'm asking how was

1429
01:10:44,239 --> 01:10:46,640
the Lakers match? Yesterda and he's saying, I'm so busy,

1430
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:48,840
you know, I have so many projects in the works.

1431
01:10:49,079 --> 01:10:51,279
I didn't ask that, bro. I mean, I made my

1432
01:10:51,359 --> 01:10:55,399
first million when I was twenty congratulations. But that was

1433
01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:57,439
not the question. How about you, I'm asking you, what

1434
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:57,680
are you?

1435
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:01,439
Speaker 1: Who are your favorite women? White women, black chicks? Have

1436
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,600
you have you ever dated a Mexican before? They're great?

1437
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:11,439
Speaker 4: The phrase any kind of woman. There's no there's no specialty.

1438
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 1: Okay, so your door is always open when you're not

1439
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:14,600
in a relationship.

1440
01:11:15,039 --> 01:11:17,039
Speaker 2: He's in a very serious, committed relationship.

1441
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:18,279
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

1442
01:11:20,039 --> 01:11:21,560
Speaker 2: You tell them that you shouldn't have done that.

1443
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:25,560
Speaker 1: Why, dude, this is a hard hitting interview. We asked

1444
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:29,239
a hard question the door there. But yeah, so you're

1445
01:11:29,239 --> 01:11:32,960
getting into comedy, dude, you're telling jokes. Johnny, do you

1446
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:35,840
have the clip by chance that we could watch so

1447
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,159
I could sit down with him and give him the

1448
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:39,239
I give it.

1449
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,359
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm a sage and tell him some of the

1450
01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:43,239
people you've turned on.

1451
01:11:43,279 --> 01:11:46,079
Speaker 1: And the people I've kind of helped, like I didn't

1452
01:11:46,079 --> 01:11:48,760
make their career, they made themselves. And Joe Rogan helped

1453
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:52,640
to but you know it was uh, Tom Sagora, Theovon,

1454
01:11:54,319 --> 01:11:59,880
Tony Hinchcliff, John Mitchell and my new one is Zane Helper.

1455
01:12:00,199 --> 01:12:02,840
These are people that are crushing it right now after

1456
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:04,199
I gave them sage advice.

1457
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:05,840
Speaker 4: Give me advice. Brother.

1458
01:12:06,039 --> 01:12:09,079
Speaker 1: I want you to watch your set, dude, and then

1459
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:13,239
you can't. And then and then Johnny's like super into you, bro,

1460
01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:16,439
and probably in an uncomfortable way. Do you get hit

1461
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:18,560
on by men too? Does that make you uncomfortable?

1462
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:19,720
Speaker 2: I have a girlfriend.

1463
01:12:20,039 --> 01:12:22,479
Speaker 1: He has a girl. We call that a beard bear,

1464
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,800
and no one's actually met her. But that's okay. So

1465
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:28,039
let's watch a little of this and then we'll break

1466
01:12:28,119 --> 01:12:31,399
down what I think you just need to do. It's over.

1467
01:12:32,119 --> 01:12:34,720
It's not easy to do stamp in your second language, right,

1468
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:35,159
it's not the.

1469
01:12:35,279 --> 01:12:38,840
Speaker 4: Instant fucking difficult, you know. And there's a difference about

1470
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:39,319
the humor, you.

1471
01:12:39,359 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

1472
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:43,279
Speaker 4: Are there out there in Turkey? I am always the

1473
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:47,079
one who makes jokes to people. But in Turkey, if

1474
01:12:47,079 --> 01:12:49,600
your life deeper jokes here, you have to be more

1475
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:51,199
superficial and simple.

1476
01:12:51,319 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 1: Brother, that's you. Nothing more real has ever been said

1477
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:56,600
on the show than what you just said right there.

1478
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,600
I mean, we're we're in a phase of stupid right

1479
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,840
now in America, because we'll get that's a whole other conversation.

1480
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:05,479
But let's just watch a little bit and then I'm

1481
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,880
just gonna just gonna ask you a couple of questions.

1482
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:08,159
Speaker 2: The first time.

1483
01:13:08,359 --> 01:13:13,720
Speaker 1: That's so most people do it in a coffee shop

1484
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,640
in front of five people, they bomb horribly. You're lucky

1485
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:17,800
if you bomb the first time.

1486
01:13:18,039 --> 01:13:20,079
Speaker 4: I jumped on in front of audience. I mean it

1487
01:13:20,279 --> 01:13:22,279
was difficult. Yeah, okay, here we do it?

1488
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,520
Speaker 1: Can you real quick? Can you watch yourself? Or is

1489
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:26,439
it uncomfortable?

1490
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:30,720
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? I didn't watch this snatch

1491
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,039
it will be the first one.

1492
01:13:33,319 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 1: Okay, we won't. We won't torture you, we won't, we

1493
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:38,079
won't waterboard you that long.

1494
01:13:38,199 --> 01:13:40,640
Speaker 4: Is the common thing that people don't want to watch themselves.

1495
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:44,119
Speaker 1: I hate watching me too, I mean absolutely hate goes.

1496
01:13:44,159 --> 01:13:46,159
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? I did mistake there? I

1497
01:13:46,239 --> 01:13:48,760
should do this. Yeah, that's feeling. It sucks.

1498
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:51,239
Speaker 1: But the great ones do that. They watch themselves and

1499
01:13:51,279 --> 01:13:54,600
they find tune as they go. And that's why I

1500
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,279
just played a gay bar in Jacksonville. So let's see.

1501
01:13:57,359 --> 01:13:58,399
Speaker 4: Let's okay, let's.

1502
01:14:00,079 --> 01:14:02,000
Speaker 12: A lot of women my age do pilates.

1503
01:14:02,319 --> 01:14:05,359
Speaker 10: You know, we're going for that long lean luck, which

1504
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:07,000
I've achieved with my books.

1505
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:12,800
Speaker 12: I've got kicked out three times last year being too drunk.

1506
01:14:13,079 --> 01:14:15,600
Speaker 1: By the way, where is all from the same bar.

1507
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:18,039
Speaker 12: If you're going to kick someone out, you make sure

1508
01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:19,319
you close the windows.

1509
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:20,840
Speaker 1: All over.

1510
01:14:21,079 --> 01:14:22,359
Speaker 4: I don't remember the name.

1511
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:26,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh yeah, I know where that is on Hollywood. Okay,

1512
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:29,880
that's a nice school looking club. Sharp you know, man,

1513
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,159
your highlights before me.

1514
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:35,199
Speaker 4: Other people are performing and listening to them makes me

1515
01:14:35,319 --> 01:14:38,399
more nervous because I write the jokes that I love

1516
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:41,920
at But I mean, the culture is so different. Something

1517
01:14:42,079 --> 01:14:45,279
which is funny for Turkish people cannot be sha American

1518
01:14:45,359 --> 01:14:49,039
audience your jazz and I also see then there he

1519
01:14:49,239 --> 01:14:54,479
is laughing, which I don't want to be embarrassed.

1520
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 2: No, we should explain. This is someone who's had a

1521
01:14:57,039 --> 01:15:00,159
previous association with kind of right, what what?

1522
01:15:00,159 --> 01:15:00,199
Speaker 3: What?

1523
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,560
Speaker 1: Was the hold on I produce? Sure?

1524
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this guy Dan. Yeah, the only reason for

1525
01:15:08,039 --> 01:15:10,279
him being there is the production, like, hey, let's bring

1526
01:15:10,399 --> 01:15:11,119
Dan to this thing as that.

1527
01:15:11,359 --> 01:15:11,399
Speaker 12: No?

1528
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,800
Speaker 4: No, no, I mean really, are you guys cool? We

1529
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:18,640
are not? No, because I mean he is in the

1530
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:23,159
French group of Chicago's real Okay, wherever we go, he

1531
01:15:23,239 --> 01:15:26,520
is always around. I mean that, I call him French Packett.

1532
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,760
You know, I mean he's an elevator.

1533
01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:31,119
Speaker 1: Dude, you said the correct word on this show.

1534
01:15:33,479 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 4: Officially, I don't want to make kind of embrace.

1535
01:15:36,479 --> 01:15:39,920
Speaker 1: Were you always just shiny or since looking in la?

1536
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:42,880
Were you always like turkey?

1537
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:45,359
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well you grew up, correct me if I'm wrong.

1538
01:15:45,359 --> 01:15:46,119
You grow up heavy, right?

1539
01:15:46,319 --> 01:15:46,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1540
01:15:47,039 --> 01:15:49,479
Speaker 2: Do you think now most people who grew up with

1541
01:15:50,359 --> 01:15:52,600
maybe being bullied or that kind of they kind.

1542
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:56,279
Speaker 4: Of jokes and yeah, so chubby when I was like thirteen,

1543
01:15:56,359 --> 01:15:59,760
fourteen years old, and that stays with you that yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

1544
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,680
I took a revenge. I mean all my body couns

1545
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,000
was a revenge from everyone.

1546
01:16:04,199 --> 01:16:07,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love women who used to be fat

1547
01:16:07,359 --> 01:16:09,600
and then he got in shape. Those are my favorite checks.

1548
01:16:10,239 --> 01:16:11,279
Speaker 2: He's the members.

1549
01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:27,840
Speaker 1: They shouldn't have left. I mean priorate productions but gets

1550
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:28,439
so quiet.

1551
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:32,840
Speaker 2: Oh that's it's the hardest. You know what.

1552
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:37,680
Speaker 4: I should take the microphone to my hand, but you

1553
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,239
take it out right now. It is low and I

1554
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,439
didn't think that to make it longer and for my Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1555
01:16:44,119 --> 01:16:44,560
that's suck.

1556
01:16:45,199 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that.

1557
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,079
Speaker 4: We're tell you something.

1558
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:51,399
Speaker 12: In all religions and mythologies, woman is created after men.

1559
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:52,159
Speaker 4: Do you know why?

1560
01:16:53,079 --> 01:16:57,760
Speaker 12: Because man is the draft of the gun. We are

1561
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:03,039
primitive just because of that extra part, you know, as man.

1562
01:17:03,199 --> 01:17:07,479
Ninety percent of our lives are spent just trying to

1563
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:08,000
settle in.

1564
01:17:08,119 --> 01:17:08,279
Speaker 4: Down.

1565
01:17:09,039 --> 01:17:10,960
Speaker 12: I want this, you likes to.

1566
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:13,800
Speaker 4: Let's go stop it.

1567
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:20,399
Speaker 12: Hold down, girls, you have no idea truly. Let's imagine

1568
01:17:21,119 --> 01:17:25,800
you are all sexually healthy and attractive men just giving

1569
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:27,960
you a down. Just imagine. I know if it's hard,

1570
01:17:28,279 --> 01:17:34,239
but just imagine. And let's say, was it too optimistic?

1571
01:17:34,319 --> 01:17:34,479
Speaker 1: Down?

1572
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:35,600
Speaker 12: Okay, let's say once.

1573
01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:36,439
Speaker 4: In a month we need it.

1574
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:41,359
Speaker 2: I'm so embarrassed.

1575
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:45,079
Speaker 1: Up real quick. Let's just break that down. Here's the

1576
01:17:45,159 --> 01:17:49,760
first mistake you did. What what comedy crowds want to

1577
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:53,000
believe in it because they don't know stand up is

1578
01:17:53,079 --> 01:17:55,439
that you're basically making this up off the top of

1579
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:59,239
your head. So you you just went right into your jokes.

1580
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:02,039
You didn't, Hey, what's up? Anyone know who I am?

1581
01:18:02,159 --> 01:18:04,640
I'm Turkish? I bang a ton of chicks like that

1582
01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:09,319
is an interaction. It begets into a conversation. So take

1583
01:18:09,359 --> 01:18:11,600
your time. So even if they gave you five minutes,

1584
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:15,479
you'd rather do two great jokes instead of five okay jokes?

1585
01:18:15,479 --> 01:18:17,399
Do you understand what I'm saying? So you got to

1586
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:20,520
go slow. So the first thing is grab the mic Hey, everybody,

1587
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,359
give it up for everybody who saw it tonight. Make

1588
01:18:22,399 --> 01:18:26,039
a joke about them. American comics are all Weirdose whatever

1589
01:18:26,079 --> 01:18:28,399
you want to say right, So that that's the first thing.

1590
01:18:29,039 --> 01:18:32,439
Get into a conversation, make a bridge, make an interaction

1591
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:35,239
with it. It's called connecting, connect with the crowd. And

1592
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,479
I still struggle with that because I'll go on the

1593
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:39,840
road to my fans. Like if you did a road

1594
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:42,439
gig in front of people that knew you, you wouldn't

1595
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:44,319
have to connect with them. They already know who you are.

1596
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,439
But you still say, Hey, what's up? Everybody? Things are

1597
01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:51,079
coming out bang. Second line is so your whole joke

1598
01:18:51,279 --> 01:18:54,800
is men spend ninety percent of their life calming their

1599
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:59,239
dick down. You should just say that the biggest thing

1600
01:18:59,279 --> 01:19:02,119
you got to do, dude, is take take your jokes man,

1601
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:05,199
write them down and go what is the what is

1602
01:19:05,319 --> 01:19:08,399
the premise here? That is basically the idea behind the joke.

1603
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,760
What is the premise? And then you write that premise

1604
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,319
down and that's how you get in your joke. Ladies,

1605
01:19:14,359 --> 01:19:16,319
you don't even understand how hard ists be. A guy

1606
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:19,600
ninety percent of our day is spread trying to control

1607
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:21,199
our dicks. Bang, you're in it.

1608
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:24,039
Speaker 4: Exactly because when you're new, you.

1609
01:19:24,119 --> 01:19:27,000
Speaker 1: Want to talk, but in reality it's about what do

1610
01:19:27,039 --> 01:19:29,279
you need to say so they understand what your punchline

1611
01:19:29,399 --> 01:19:30,319
is exactly?

1612
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,640
Speaker 4: But do you know what I'm inventing? It's not your

1613
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:38,000
in Nato language. You have an anxiety that if they

1614
01:19:38,119 --> 01:19:40,560
will understand what you say or not, so you want

1615
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:43,359
to speak slowly as much as possible for them to

1616
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:44,319
about it's strong.

1617
01:19:44,399 --> 01:19:46,760
Speaker 1: That can be funny though, but what it's really funny

1618
01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:49,359
is like we talk slow so you can understand us.

1619
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:53,840
Is that crazy? Right? He's talking about's famous bit about

1620
01:19:54,159 --> 01:19:56,479
when you talk to someone in a foreign language and

1621
01:19:56,520 --> 01:20:00,079
they don't understand English. So you start talking slower. Do

1622
01:20:00,399 --> 01:20:04,159
you know where that's like? They're like, you're like what

1623
01:20:04,319 --> 01:20:09,199
you're like? Bad? Bad bad? So I understand what you're

1624
01:20:09,199 --> 01:20:11,640
saying and and your and your instincts are correct. You

1625
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:14,680
do talk slower because stand up is the greatest are ever,

1626
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:19,520
but it's also very limited in that we you we

1627
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:22,800
have one reaction that we're looking for, and that is laughter.

1628
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,880
And they get the laughter. They have to digest what

1629
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:28,640
you're saying exactly. But it's this thing. It's it's basically

1630
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:33,399
conserving your words. You gotta pretend like words cost money, right,

1631
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,680
and you want to spend as little money as possible,

1632
01:20:36,199 --> 01:20:39,119
So they only need to know what is pertinent to

1633
01:20:39,159 --> 01:20:41,319
your punchline, which is the big laugh.

1634
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:43,840
Speaker 4: I understood that. I mean I was in them. I

1635
01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:46,560
have three minutes. Yeah, right now I have to make

1636
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:50,199
as much as possible. I can't. No, it's wrong. Yeah,

1637
01:20:50,439 --> 01:20:54,680
make one, but catch them. That's that's the problem. Yeah,

1638
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,920
right now, I understand it. Right at that moment, I

1639
01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:57,359
didn't know.

1640
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've slimmed down your jokes.

1641
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:03,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's a lot more when I find

1642
01:21:03,439 --> 01:21:07,119
there's something that punchline. Yeah, it there. I mean, and

1643
01:21:07,239 --> 01:21:09,840
I stay, I give you the time show. I'm not

1644
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,560
rushing anywhere, you know, I don't care the timing or whatever.

1645
01:21:13,399 --> 01:21:14,640
Everything changes, all right.

1646
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:15,199
Speaker 3: I like that.

1647
01:21:15,439 --> 01:21:16,199
Speaker 1: I like that a lot.

1648
01:21:16,399 --> 01:21:18,600
Speaker 2: How hard is it for you that that people are

1649
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:21,720
only just now seeing what you did five five months ago?

1650
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:22,119
Is that?

1651
01:21:22,319 --> 01:21:24,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so difficult, you know. I mean, I am

1652
01:21:25,079 --> 01:21:27,399
lucky that I danced. I mean, I was a stripper

1653
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:28,640
when I was young.

1654
01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:32,199
Speaker 1: So I don't know or all the strippers gay.

1655
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:34,279
Speaker 4: In Turkey.

1656
01:21:34,319 --> 01:21:36,880
Speaker 1: It's not I mean in Turkey, it's the male strippers

1657
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:37,359
in Turkey.

1658
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:40,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, because there are a woman and there

1659
01:21:40,079 --> 01:21:42,880
are bachelet the parties. Who will dance, who will dance?

1660
01:21:44,119 --> 01:21:44,720
Speaker 1: Who will dance?

1661
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:45,640
Speaker 2: That should be on a T shirt.

1662
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:48,600
Speaker 4: Really, but I didn't take my full box off that

1663
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:53,880
that was my that's you they all want because it's

1664
01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:56,840
not esthetic. You know, you don't have a pretty man

1665
01:21:57,159 --> 01:22:00,600
male or male dick. Would you say got good looking?

1666
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,960
There is no predatic, there's.

1667
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:07,680
Speaker 1: No pretty I've seen pornography. There's some batter. Women are

1668
01:22:08,159 --> 01:22:08,359
like that.

1669
01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:11,359
Speaker 4: They're so esthetic when you look visual appealing, but men's not.

1670
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:12,760
You know, it's too bold.

1671
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:14,199
Speaker 1: It looks like an alien think.

1672
01:22:14,279 --> 01:22:17,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's like crunching on a platest pole,

1673
01:22:17,239 --> 01:22:17,359
you know.

1674
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:20,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like this. We have a buddy who

1675
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:22,079
has a tiny one but big nuts.

1676
01:22:22,119 --> 01:22:25,720
Speaker 4: It's really uncomfort Yeah, everyone is. I mean when in

1677
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:28,079
stand by mode, it is. And you have to be

1678
01:22:28,159 --> 01:22:30,640
in stand by mode because you are dancing, you're performing,

1679
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:31,760
and like this.

1680
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:34,199
Speaker 1: You know, why did you talk about Are you talking

1681
01:22:34,239 --> 01:22:35,239
about that on stage? No?

1682
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:35,720
Speaker 4: I don't.

1683
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:38,039
Speaker 1: That's what you got to talk about. You got to

1684
01:22:38,079 --> 01:22:41,239
talk about your life there. You're kind of getting wax

1685
01:22:41,319 --> 01:22:44,000
poetic on it. And it's just like the ship. Like

1686
01:22:44,279 --> 01:22:47,359
so much of comedy right now is relatability. It's very

1687
01:22:47,439 --> 01:22:49,399
hard to veer off. When you do veer off in

1688
01:22:49,439 --> 01:22:52,560
a non relatable it's called all comedy. So you want

1689
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:56,880
to do like your life experiences. So talk about being

1690
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:57,880
a stripper.

1691
01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:00,279
Speaker 4: And believe me, I mean because of that dance that

1692
01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:02,920
buddy count, I mean, I have a lot of expediting

1693
01:23:03,119 --> 01:23:03,920
that nobody is.

1694
01:23:04,039 --> 01:23:06,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, such a like you should do a joke about

1695
01:23:06,239 --> 01:23:07,560
how there's no pretty dicks.

1696
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:10,039
Speaker 2: In fact, this table might have one of the highest

1697
01:23:10,079 --> 01:23:12,640
body counts ever to sit with two people at a table,

1698
01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:14,359
because Sam, you know he went through a whole period

1699
01:23:14,399 --> 01:23:17,359
of like proper sex addiction. Yeah he's got he's talking

1700
01:23:17,399 --> 01:23:19,319
two thousand plus numbers over here.

1701
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:22,199
Speaker 1: I will be close to that. Yeah, this is I

1702
01:23:22,239 --> 01:23:24,479
can't believe. Can we beat that? Because I feel like

1703
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,960
that's gonna give me in trouble. But you know, I

1704
01:23:27,119 --> 01:23:29,479
was very like I got no action in high school,

1705
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:33,119
and then it's college. It just went freaking crazy. And

1706
01:23:33,399 --> 01:23:35,000
I was the same way as you, Like I was

1707
01:23:35,079 --> 01:23:38,520
getting revenge for high school, like I got. I had

1708
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:41,760
two girlfriends for about two weeks in high school because

1709
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:45,000
funny wasn't attractive in high school back then. But now

1710
01:23:45,319 --> 01:23:47,479
once you go to college, it's like on yeah, and

1711
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:49,640
it's crazy. But see, those are the things you got

1712
01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:52,720
to talk about now what you have to watch because

1713
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:57,119
everything is psychological in comedy. Okay, being a really good looking,

1714
01:23:57,159 --> 01:23:59,800
shiny object like yourself, you kind of got to make

1715
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:03,399
fun yourself a little bit, right. Maybe you're the stripper

1716
01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:05,840
that wouldn't take off his pants and if it fucked

1717
01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:08,359
your money, you got, you made no money. Everyone else

1718
01:24:08,479 --> 01:24:10,840
is rich because they're whipping out their monsters, and you're like,

1719
01:24:11,119 --> 01:24:13,560
I have dignity, right, so that that could be a

1720
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,359
funny thing if you because you kind of got to,

1721
01:24:15,439 --> 01:24:18,159
especially goodloking guys. I used to be attractive. I'm fifty two.

1722
01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:21,880
I'm decaying horribly right now. So but there was a time,

1723
01:24:22,239 --> 01:24:24,359
thank you, buddy. But there was a time, and and

1724
01:24:25,039 --> 01:24:27,399
so you kind of got to make fun of yourself

1725
01:24:27,399 --> 01:24:29,920
a little bit, and then then you can make fun

1726
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:32,359
of other people. But that's a little down the line.

1727
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:35,399
But you have all the funny shit you just have

1728
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,000
to be You just have to be willing to talk

1729
01:24:38,039 --> 01:24:38,399
about it.

1730
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:41,479
Speaker 4: I have I will use them, I will use them.

1731
01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:43,880
Speaker 2: Okay, there's just a few more seconds to set here,

1732
01:24:44,039 --> 01:24:46,560
and this last place quite funny.

1733
01:24:47,239 --> 01:24:50,520
Speaker 1: So shiny. That's the shiniest human love. To the point

1734
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:53,359
I wonder if we're in the same species, Like, are

1735
01:24:53,439 --> 01:24:54,760
we both human beings?

1736
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:59,840
Speaker 2: Genetically? Probably quite? Yeah, Look, how shy, congratulations are for

1737
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:00,880
you did very well?

1738
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:03,319
Speaker 1: Do you ever hold up with a chick that's so hot?

1739
01:25:03,359 --> 01:25:04,960
You're like, why are you having sex on me? Have

1740
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,560
you ever done that? Every like your ancestory must be

1741
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:08,479
so upset.

1742
01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:11,840
Speaker 2: But I just want this to be over.

1743
01:25:13,199 --> 01:25:14,560
Speaker 12: He has opinions and ideas.

1744
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:17,880
Speaker 1: I think I love it. I think it's funny.

1745
01:25:19,079 --> 01:25:19,520
Speaker 6: This is great.

1746
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:22,279
Speaker 12: Are you crazy? It's just three in the morning. I'm sleepy,

1747
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:23,239
I'm done.

1748
01:25:24,039 --> 01:25:24,600
Speaker 4: What do you want?

1749
01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:25,439
Speaker 1: It's funny?

1750
01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,520
Speaker 12: Thanks for what?

1751
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:29,920
Speaker 4: Right?

1752
01:25:30,279 --> 01:25:30,800
Speaker 1: I miss you.

1753
01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:36,319
Speaker 12: Almost all over. It's funny you are sleeping right eight

1754
01:25:36,399 --> 01:25:39,000
plan WoT splash.

1755
01:25:39,119 --> 01:25:41,720
Speaker 1: And the other only advice I get you just for

1756
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:44,079
stand up. Button your shirt up.

1757
01:25:44,159 --> 01:25:48,840
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean it's just using up them, ruining the attraction.

1758
01:25:49,039 --> 01:25:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's not that. It'sttraction. It's almost like a distraction.

1759
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:55,119
Speaker 2: Yes, because it's distracting.

1760
01:25:55,239 --> 01:25:58,119
Speaker 4: That's why normally stand up all these black and.

1761
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:00,760
Speaker 1: The biggest comic in the world world is this like

1762
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:04,800
thick Mexican guy who goes up in a Hawaiian shirt

1763
01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:09,000
and shorts and he crushes. It's just it's a weird thing, dude.

1764
01:26:09,039 --> 01:26:12,279
It's a weird thing with comedy, you know. So just

1765
01:26:12,399 --> 01:26:14,319
like button it up for the brief second you're up there,

1766
01:26:14,319 --> 01:26:16,760
and then you can unrelease the fucking cracking with that.

1767
01:26:17,079 --> 01:26:17,239
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1768
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:19,880
Speaker 2: At the first time, though, this is first time.

1769
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:23,079
Speaker 1: I personally think it's funny, you know, I think I

1770
01:26:23,159 --> 01:26:25,680
think it's great. It's just do you you just have

1771
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:29,760
to organize it and then you will crush it and

1772
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:32,159
then you'll get comedy groupies if you weren't married.

1773
01:26:32,239 --> 01:26:33,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's already got groupy.

1774
01:26:35,079 --> 01:26:37,159
Speaker 1: I mean, my god knocked it out of the park.

1775
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:38,920
Do you have any questions?

1776
01:26:39,359 --> 01:26:40,319
Speaker 2: Tell what your classes?

1777
01:26:40,359 --> 01:26:41,720
Speaker 1: What do you so? Is that? Is it? Like?

1778
01:26:42,279 --> 01:26:44,359
Speaker 2: I saw the post on Instagram and it's it's like

1779
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:46,079
you're laughing and dancing.

1780
01:26:46,159 --> 01:26:50,439
Speaker 4: What's happening before before everything? I mean, I'm making some jokes,

1781
01:26:51,199 --> 01:26:52,439
you know the love it.

1782
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:54,319
Speaker 2: Oh, so you're running bits during it?

1783
01:26:55,199 --> 01:26:58,600
Speaker 1: You know who does that? Eddie Bravo when he runs school,

1784
01:26:58,760 --> 01:26:59,760
he just tells jokes.

1785
01:27:00,479 --> 01:27:03,279
Speaker 4: It just keeps working that exercise and then dance. I'm

1786
01:27:03,359 --> 01:27:06,560
teaching some strictest moves and then I'm teaching them a

1787
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:10,119
Turkish traditional dance, you know, so it's perfect for cardio

1788
01:27:10,199 --> 01:27:11,279
and they're laughing.

1789
01:27:11,359 --> 01:27:14,800
Speaker 1: There is that your business teaching dance?

1790
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,600
Speaker 4: Normally? I'm a personal I was a personal trainer in Turkey,

1791
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:22,319
So I made something that everything from me a little

1792
01:27:22,359 --> 01:27:26,560
by little, you know, ying, exercising just fucking missing and

1793
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:27,319
I cannot do that.

1794
01:27:27,439 --> 01:27:30,159
Speaker 1: So I think you're crushing, dude. I can think you're crushing.

1795
01:27:30,399 --> 01:27:32,560
Speaker 2: Is she kind of is she? Does she have any

1796
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:34,840
input on all the women you see in class? Because

1797
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:37,640
I know originally that was a problem from I mean, yeah.

1798
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:40,840
Speaker 4: She starts to trust on me. She always see I

1799
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:44,359
mean you love her, I love her, you love her.

1800
01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:47,479
She doesn't believe that first, but I really love her.

1801
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,800
I mean, I'm not planning to cheat on you, girl.

1802
01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:52,199
I'm saying that if I plan to cheat on you,

1803
01:27:52,319 --> 01:27:54,479
I will break up with you and then fuck the world.

1804
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:58,439
Speaker 1: Yeah say that literally, you will literally get the world pregnant.

1805
01:27:58,520 --> 01:27:59,880
Speaker 4: So don't break up with me.

1806
01:28:00,359 --> 01:28:02,720
Speaker 1: Do you have any kids? No, you got a good

1807
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:03,399
pullout game.

1808
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:05,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, good for you.

1809
01:28:05,439 --> 01:28:07,880
Speaker 2: How's your relationship with her family improved?

1810
01:28:09,079 --> 01:28:14,079
Speaker 4: Her family is, yeah, I'm she has They are six sisters.

1811
01:28:14,119 --> 01:28:16,000
Speaker 2: You know they're beautiful.

1812
01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:20,079
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the mom hot kind of Yeah.

1813
01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:24,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like the car. I love hots, truly lovely.

1814
01:28:24,199 --> 01:28:26,399
Speaker 1: They're the best. Question.

1815
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,479
Speaker 2: They haven't been a big How is it going are they?

1816
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:31,399
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I'm good with it. I'm good for They

1817
01:28:31,479 --> 01:28:32,920
had prejudice about me a lot.

1818
01:28:33,319 --> 01:28:36,119
Speaker 1: But what were their prejudice that you're a lot of it?

1819
01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:38,439
Speaker 4: If I found their buddygun if you say a guy

1820
01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:41,720
I mean who lives such a family, can you trust him?

1821
01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:44,760
And I wouldn't want my daughter or sister to date

1822
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:46,039
such a See.

1823
01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:47,680
Speaker 1: If I've met a good looking guy that was a

1824
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:51,720
virgin at your age, I'd be like, he's gay. How

1825
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:52,079
old are you?

1826
01:28:54,159 --> 01:28:54,359
Speaker 4: Six?

1827
01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:55,199
Speaker 1: Virgin?

1828
01:28:55,359 --> 01:28:58,079
Speaker 2: Good job, you're a virgin. Good job.

1829
01:28:58,239 --> 01:29:00,640
Speaker 1: Johnny just lost his virginia weeks ago.

1830
01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:01,000
Speaker 3: No.

1831
01:29:01,119 --> 01:29:04,159
Speaker 2: But Danielle my girlfriend. She says that she thinks a

1832
01:29:04,199 --> 01:29:06,199
lot of the issues you have with her family are

1833
01:29:06,359 --> 01:29:09,039
translation issues, like things where you just don't you're not

1834
01:29:09,119 --> 01:29:11,279
You're not coming across perfectly like what you're thinking in

1835
01:29:11,359 --> 01:29:14,439
your head, Like when you say that you appreciate obedience

1836
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:15,600
and part.

1837
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:17,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do too, that kind of thing. It's impossible.

1838
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:20,000
I pay for everything. Nobody listens to me.

1839
01:29:20,479 --> 01:29:21,960
Speaker 2: I pay for not helping him.

1840
01:29:22,079 --> 01:29:25,840
Speaker 1: Nobody listens. You're You're right, They're all wrong. I'm on

1841
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:26,439
your side.

1842
01:29:26,479 --> 01:29:28,720
Speaker 2: If you need somebody in your corner, We're so glad

1843
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:29,039
you came in.

1844
01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:34,039
Speaker 1: I'm let me ask you something. Do you have any

1845
01:29:34,199 --> 01:29:36,800
interest in going up at the world famous comedy store

1846
01:29:36,880 --> 01:29:37,600
in a big show?

1847
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:38,840
Speaker 5: I do?

1848
01:29:39,479 --> 01:29:42,680
Speaker 1: Okay, how can we I have a show? June third

1849
01:29:43,319 --> 01:29:45,880
in the main room with the comedy store I talked to.

1850
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:49,319
That's the big one, that's the world famous comedy store.

1851
01:29:50,119 --> 01:29:52,159
Do you want to go up? You'd have to go

1852
01:29:52,279 --> 01:29:55,479
up a little bit later, but could you do it? Okay?

1853
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:59,039
So I'm offering you a spot there. We'll throw you

1854
01:29:59,039 --> 01:30:01,960
a couple of bucks, make it worth your time. Sushi

1855
01:30:02,119 --> 01:30:05,000
next door, and it's up to you. I don't know

1856
01:30:05,119 --> 01:30:08,520
how we can exchange whoever I got talked to, but

1857
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,319
if you want it, just tell me. I'll put you

1858
01:30:10,359 --> 01:30:12,359
on in the show. Okay, do you want to do it?

1859
01:30:12,720 --> 01:30:16,319
I'm sure okay. June June third, Buddy, you were going

1860
01:30:16,439 --> 01:30:18,760
up at the world famous Common Store in the main room.

1861
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,720
You will like it, okay, I know.

1862
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:22,079
Speaker 3: I like that.

1863
01:30:22,479 --> 01:30:23,560
Speaker 1: I thought that was great.

1864
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:24,520
Speaker 4: That was the worst.

1865
01:30:25,119 --> 01:30:27,399
Speaker 1: That's okay. If that's the worst, you got nowhere to go.

1866
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 4: But I become nocious when I've watched myself.

1867
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:31,880
Speaker 1: Yeah it's okay, but you gotta get used to it, buddy.

1868
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:33,560
It's kind of like when you have sex and the mirror.

1869
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:36,039
Right first, you don't like it, but after that you're like,

1870
01:30:36,119 --> 01:30:36,640
I look good?

1871
01:30:37,479 --> 01:30:39,319
Speaker 4: Right up? Can you watch your stand ups right now?

1872
01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:42,880
Speaker 1: I hate it, but I have to, mostly because I'm

1873
01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:45,359
starting to thin up top, and I'm like, oh, should I.

1874
01:30:45,359 --> 01:30:47,000
Speaker 2: Get you actually watch? I know a lot of people

1875
01:30:47,039 --> 01:30:49,159
just listen, you watch I.

1876
01:30:49,479 --> 01:30:51,640
Speaker 1: Will because I get everybody to film every set I

1877
01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:55,239
do now and sometimes it goes well, sometimes it doesn't,

1878
01:30:55,359 --> 01:30:57,720
and you just pick the best clips and you put

1879
01:30:57,760 --> 01:31:00,960
them out. So I gotta watch it because can edit anyways.

1880
01:31:01,319 --> 01:31:05,159
I hate watching myself, but even when I shoot my specials,

1881
01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:08,239
I'm like, if I if I watch myself more, I

1882
01:31:08,279 --> 01:31:10,279
would know I to not do that.

1883
01:31:11,159 --> 01:31:14,119
Speaker 4: Okay, by the way, I hate that's mirrors in the

1884
01:31:14,199 --> 01:31:17,159
ceiling or something. When you have sex, you watch yourself.

1885
01:31:17,199 --> 01:31:18,800
I mean you don't look at the woman or whatever.

1886
01:31:19,159 --> 01:31:21,119
Oh my love handles seems so bad.

1887
01:31:21,119 --> 01:31:26,359
Speaker 1: Like this, I never think that. I'm just like, just

1888
01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:30,319
crush it. Just knock it out of the park, because

1889
01:31:30,359 --> 01:31:31,920
when I hook up with the chicke, it's all about

1890
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:34,880
repeat business. Dude, I gotta get her to come back

1891
01:31:35,199 --> 01:31:39,079
or else this hot dog stands gonna shut down. Well,

1892
01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:42,840
we don't want to keep you all down. I hope

1893
01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:44,880
you had a good time, and come on, we'll get

1894
01:31:44,880 --> 01:31:48,239
a little more crazy next time. We're all on your team.

1895
01:31:48,319 --> 01:31:50,760
We root for you. We're here if you need us,

1896
01:31:51,319 --> 01:31:55,319
and uh, dude, we'll see you June third. I gotta

1897
01:31:55,359 --> 01:31:56,720
figure out so I can tell you what time to

1898
01:31:56,800 --> 01:32:01,119
be there, June third, the main room at the world

1899
01:32:01,159 --> 01:32:02,199
famous coffee store.

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01:32:02,439 --> 01:32:04,880
Speaker 4: All right, buddy, thank you so much, thank you Johnny,

1901
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:06,039
thank you guys. Of course i'll be you