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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Krista Maris and I died

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recently and my eternal punishment is to do a podcast

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with my co host Clayton.

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Speaker 2: That's me, Clayton. Yeah, Chris, so glad to have you on.

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I did not have a choice.

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Speaker 3: You did not know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So Clayton, you are the younger brother of Satan.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'd like to refer to myself as like the

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vice president of Hell.

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Speaker 3: Personally, who really cares? You know?

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Speaker 2: Not what this is about?

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Speaker 3: No, not at all.

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Speaker 4: Now what is this about? This is a podcast where

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you and me best friends forever, huh, are going to

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be bringing on my other friends from the depths of Hell.

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So we're talking historical figures, biblical figures, interdimensional figures. We're

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talking about that asshole that took your lunch money back

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in the third grade. We're going to go through interviewing

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every single person in Hell until we get.

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Speaker 3: Through all of them, all of them, all of them,

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all of I.

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Speaker 4: Like that voice track. That means that you were excited.

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I like that energy. Let's keep it up.

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Speaker 1: So the first episode launches on October twenty first, that's right,

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So hit subscribe, Tell your friends.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you smash that subscribe button or else,

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but we'll see you down here.

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Speaker 3: But really, if you don't subscribe to our channel, we'll

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we'll bring you down to hell and you'll you'll, you'll

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listen to it no matter what.

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