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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll let your taco one on one one w Jarr,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey.

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<v Speaker 4>A reminder for you early risers. We will have Metallica

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<v Speaker 4>tickets again later this morning, so pro vote in for

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<v Speaker 4>you say we.

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<v Speaker 2>Play it, We'll tell you and don't worry it's not

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<v Speaker 2>up yet.

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<v Speaker 4>Just just letting you know that later in the show

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<v Speaker 4>that that's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Just want our early bird people to know that we

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<v Speaker 1>have Metallica tickets all week.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a great show Man Big jr. R. Show.

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<v Speaker 3>We get, Uh, what's what's wrong? A little bit annoyed here?

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<v Speaker 3>This is an example of recklessness that gives responsible flair

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<v Speaker 3>gun operators like myself a bad reputation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, did we have a flair gun in a

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<v Speaker 2>boat incident?

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<v Speaker 4>No flair gun at the soccer field incident in Bradenton.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you using a flair gun at a soccer game?

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<v Speaker 4>Because you're a sixteen year old punk you thought it'd

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<v Speaker 4>be funny to fire it from a car onto the

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<v Speaker 4>soccer field full of players during a game. Burn two

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<v Speaker 4>holes in the astro turf too, cause about one thousand

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<v Speaker 4>dollars worth of damage.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>We all did some really stupid stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>You're out there in soccer match.

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<v Speaker 2>And coming to meteor.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that meteor they've been talking about this car. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>it's a Oh my gosh, I think that's a fly.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that in my dad's boat once. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a flare gun. Pat Lynch uses one every Friday

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<v Speaker 1>for the fishing report.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right, responsibly, Responsibly. I'm not firing it at youth

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<v Speaker 4>soccer league players. I'm trying to think if I ever

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<v Speaker 4>shot a flare gun. Now I know you have obviously, but.

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<v Speaker 5>When you have the flamethrower five.

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<v Speaker 1>Thousand, yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I had too.

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<v Speaker 4>Of about three teenage friends of mine that come to

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<v Speaker 4>mind that I easily see having done something like this

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<v Speaker 4>back in the day. Oh yeah, we didn't have axe. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>we probably would have had access to a flagan if

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<v Speaker 4>we really put our minds to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you were you grew up down near West

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<v Speaker 1>Palm or whatever it's called down there.

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<v Speaker 4>Parents did u boats and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm surprised this never never came into never came

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<v Speaker 5>into the mix.

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<v Speaker 1>I came very very close to this. If you recall

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<v Speaker 1>BB gun wars in your your situation, Oh no, we've

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<v Speaker 1>done it all. I mean BB gun wars in the house,

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<v Speaker 1>machete fights. No, it's our butcher knife. Sorry, no, if

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<v Speaker 1>you know splitting hairs, machete butcher knife. Hey, remember my

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<v Speaker 1>old house? Remember my old house? The uh that's a

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<v Speaker 1>nice one in then saw rack up on TV. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>remember my old house. And there was a soccer field

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<v Speaker 1>right near it. Well right behind said soccer field in

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<v Speaker 1>uh Ward Park was the baseball fields where I did

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<v Speaker 1>something similar. Do you remember what it was? Throwing the

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<v Speaker 1>wild potatoes at the baseball players during a game.

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<v Speaker 2>We were all out in the woods. Oh, I'll remind you.

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<v Speaker 1>As we go along, we were all out in the

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<v Speaker 1>woods smoking SIGs, and somebody gets the wise idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Look there's a game going on. Let's heave these wild

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<v Speaker 2>potatoes at them.

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<v Speaker 1>And we chuck them over right at the players and

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<v Speaker 1>we're bombarding them. And then all of a sudden, the

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<v Speaker 1>older brothers start running at us. One of them was

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<v Speaker 1>my age, but his older brothers too start running at us,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like bombing back in US and we're getting

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<v Speaker 1>cornered now in the woods.

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<v Speaker 5>And they had little SIGs smoking punks.

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<v Speaker 1>They had me pin they had me pinned back in

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<v Speaker 1>a little like you know bush area, if you would,

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<v Speaker 1>just wailing wailing me.

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<v Speaker 2>I was the one that.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't get away with me and one other guy, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, I get man, Let's.

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<v Speaker 4>Go to Massachusetts. This this is rather unfortunate ending to

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<v Speaker 4>this story. Real motorist crashes through a roadside barrier, car

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<v Speaker 4>burst into flames.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad right, Look at that text. That's what I was

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<v Speaker 1>laughing about, the very top.

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<v Speaker 4>One, sir, Thank you for that at two two five

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<v Speaker 4>two six. As much as we'd love to read that,

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<v Speaker 4>it's the orange throwing one can go back into the

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<v Speaker 4>Lynchin Taco Show time machine about fifteen years we would

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<v Speaker 4>have read that without hesitation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, Yeah, there's another one on oranges at school bus.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So car crashes through the barrier on a highway in Massachusetts,

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<v Speaker 4>breaks fiery wreck man. The motorist is able to successfully

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<v Speaker 4>escape the burning wreckage, then gets hit then struck by

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<v Speaker 4>a Mercedes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I didn't mess up the Mercedes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kidding, I'm joke. Wow, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's just not when your numbers up, your

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<v Speaker 4>numbers up, I guess if it's come up, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>and uh.

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<v Speaker 5>It's meant to be.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glass have it's meant to be.

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<v Speaker 5>Just that's meant to be. Is the same as your numbers,

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<v Speaker 5>I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, every man hairs here, man, god, oh those

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<v Speaker 1>suck climbing out of the window like this, going, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I can't.

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<v Speaker 5>Believe scurring away from the flames right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like you're trying to, you know, because you still

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<v Speaker 1>feel like, oh maybe I'm on fire a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and just say you're doing this with your arms?

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<v Speaker 5>Pat and then.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, headline of the week can tell here And there

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<v Speaker 4>is a Facebook story companion piece with this if you

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<v Speaker 4>want to see this partier.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I gotta write this down. I was texting

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<v Speaker 2>back the guy about throwing oranges.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you think this guy might have done? Taco?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, it's folded with a glare.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, he's shooting a bird at something.

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<v Speaker 5>He's Australian.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he just break break into something?

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<v Speaker 5>He's like up in the pub?

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<v Speaker 2>What did he do?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>This guy? Give me the headline. Here's the headline hold

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<v Speaker 4>my beer. Witnesses recall moments before OSSI's shark net death.

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<v Speaker 4>This guy, this twenty nine year old dude, Jake Brown, Wait,

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<v Speaker 4>so what's the headline'm writing? Down?

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<v Speaker 5>Beer?

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<v Speaker 4>Witness recalls moments before OSSI's shark net death. This guy

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<v Speaker 4>actually said the words hold my beer as he climbed

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<v Speaker 4>over a shark net that they have, you know in

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<v Speaker 4>many austral Allion beaches to keep swimmers safe. Safe and

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<v Speaker 4>uh onto the other side where he was abruptly swept

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<v Speaker 4>out to sea and they recovered his body four hours later.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I thought, you know, like a great white

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<v Speaker 2>got him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he made it to the other side of the net, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the keep the sharks out net, which I

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<v Speaker 1>never I don't believe that, you know, a shark with

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<v Speaker 1>those razor teeth could just go up to that net,

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<v Speaker 1>pat and do This've.

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<v Speaker 4>Seen enough shark week to know that they go airborne too,

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<v Speaker 4>if they really want to get over that net.

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<v Speaker 5>They're going over that net.

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<v Speaker 4>You get a tasty little.

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<v Speaker 1>Sunbather and then right back over the net again with

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<v Speaker 1>a leg.

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<v Speaker 2>In your mouth, he said.

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote down hold my beer, was heard moments before

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<v Speaker 1>shark net death yes h.

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<v Speaker 2>And how I mean sometimes when your numbers up right?

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<v Speaker 5>A right for over the