Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology.
Speaker 1: We'll let your taco one on one one w Jarr,
Speaker 1: but you're freaking idiots.
Speaker 3: Hey.
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Speaker 3: We get, Uh, what's what's wrong? A little bit annoyed here?
Speaker 3: This is an example of recklessness that gives responsible flair
Speaker 3: gun operators like myself a bad reputation.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, did we have a flair gun in a
Speaker 2: boat incident?
Speaker 4: No flair gun at the soccer field incident in Bradenton.
Speaker 2: Why are you using a flair gun at a soccer game?
Speaker 4: Because you're a sixteen year old punk you thought it'd
Speaker 4: be funny to fire it from a car onto the
Speaker 4: soccer field full of players during a game. Burn two
Speaker 4: holes in the astro turf too, cause about one thousand
Speaker 4: dollars worth of damage.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's sixteen.
Speaker 1: We all did some really stupid stuff.
Speaker 5: You're out there in soccer match.
Speaker 2: And coming to meteor.
Speaker 1: It's that meteor they've been talking about this car. Oh
Speaker 1: it's a Oh my gosh, I think that's a fly.
Speaker 1: I saw that in my dad's boat once. I think
Speaker 1: it's a flare gun. Pat Lynch uses one every Friday
Speaker 1: for the fishing report.
Speaker 4: That's right, responsibly, Responsibly. I'm not firing it at youth
Speaker 4: soccer league players. I'm trying to think if I ever
Speaker 4: shot a flare gun. Now I know you have obviously, but.
Speaker 5: When you have the flamethrower five.
Speaker 1: Thousand, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I had too.
Speaker 4: Of about three teenage friends of mine that come to
Speaker 4: mind that I easily see having done something like this
Speaker 4: back in the day. Oh yeah, we didn't have axe. Well,
Speaker 4: we probably would have had access to a flagan if
Speaker 4: we really put our minds to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you were you grew up down near West
Speaker 1: Palm or whatever it's called down there.
Speaker 4: Parents did u boats and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm surprised this never never came into never came
Speaker 5: into the mix.
Speaker 1: I came very very close to this. If you recall
Speaker 1: BB gun wars in your your situation, Oh no, we've
Speaker 1: done it all. I mean BB gun wars in the house,
Speaker 1: machete fights. No, it's our butcher knife. Sorry, no, if
Speaker 1: you know splitting hairs, machete butcher knife. Hey, remember my
Speaker 1: old house? Remember my old house? The uh that's a
Speaker 1: nice one in then saw rack up on TV. Anyway,
Speaker 1: remember my old house. And there was a soccer field
Speaker 1: right near it. Well right behind said soccer field in
Speaker 1: uh Ward Park was the baseball fields where I did
Speaker 1: something similar. Do you remember what it was? Throwing the
Speaker 1: wild potatoes at the baseball players during a game.
Speaker 2: We were all out in the woods. Oh, I'll remind you.
Speaker 1: As we go along, we were all out in the
Speaker 1: woods smoking SIGs, and somebody gets the wise idea.
Speaker 2: Look there's a game going on. Let's heave these wild
Speaker 2: potatoes at them.
Speaker 1: And we chuck them over right at the players and
Speaker 1: we're bombarding them. And then all of a sudden, the
Speaker 1: older brothers start running at us. One of them was
Speaker 1: my age, but his older brothers too start running at us,
Speaker 1: and it's like bombing back in US and we're getting
Speaker 1: cornered now in the woods.
Speaker 5: And they had little SIGs smoking punks.
Speaker 1: They had me pin they had me pinned back in
Speaker 1: a little like you know bush area, if you would,
Speaker 1: just wailing wailing me.
Speaker 2: I was the one that.
Speaker 1: Didn't get away with me and one other guy, and
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I get man, Let's.
Speaker 4: Go to Massachusetts. This this is rather unfortunate ending to
Speaker 4: this story. Real motorist crashes through a roadside barrier, car
Speaker 4: burst into flames.
Speaker 1: Bad right, Look at that text. That's what I was
Speaker 1: laughing about, the very top.
Speaker 4: One, sir, Thank you for that at two two five
Speaker 4: two six. As much as we'd love to read that,
Speaker 4: it's the orange throwing one can go back into the
Speaker 4: Lynchin Taco Show time machine about fifteen years we would
Speaker 4: have read that without hesitation.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Yeah, there's another one on oranges at school bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: So car crashes through the barrier on a highway in Massachusetts,
Speaker 4: breaks fiery wreck man. The motorist is able to successfully
Speaker 4: escape the burning wreckage, then gets hit then struck by
Speaker 4: a Mercedes.
Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't mess up the Mercedes.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding, I'm joke. Wow, you know.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just not when your numbers up, your
Speaker 4: numbers up, I guess if it's come up, you know,
Speaker 4: and uh.
Speaker 5: It's meant to be.
Speaker 1: I'm glass have it's meant to be.
Speaker 5: Just that's meant to be. Is the same as your numbers,
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 1: So yeah, every man hairs here, man, god, oh those
Speaker 1: suck climbing out of the window like this, going, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't.
Speaker 5: Believe scurring away from the flames right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're trying to, you know, because you still
Speaker 1: feel like, oh maybe I'm on fire a little bit,
Speaker 1: and just say you're doing this with your arms?
Speaker 5: Pat and then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, headline of the week can tell here And there
Speaker 4: is a Facebook story companion piece with this if you
Speaker 4: want to see this partier.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I gotta write this down. I was texting
Speaker 2: back the guy about throwing oranges.
Speaker 5: What do you think this guy might have done? Taco?
Speaker 2: Wait, it's folded with a glare.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, he's shooting a bird at something.
Speaker 5: He's Australian.
Speaker 2: Did he just break break into something?
Speaker 5: He's like up in the pub?
Speaker 2: What did he do?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: This guy? Give me the headline. Here's the headline hold
Speaker 4: my beer. Witnesses recall moments before OSSI's shark net death.
Speaker 4: This guy, this twenty nine year old dude, Jake Brown, Wait,
Speaker 4: so what's the headline'm writing? Down?
Speaker 5: Beer?
Speaker 4: Witness recalls moments before OSSI's shark net death. This guy
Speaker 4: actually said the words hold my beer as he climbed
Speaker 4: over a shark net that they have, you know in
Speaker 4: many austral Allion beaches to keep swimmers safe. Safe and
Speaker 4: uh onto the other side where he was abruptly swept
Speaker 4: out to sea and they recovered his body four hours later.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I thought, you know, like a great white
Speaker 2: got him.
Speaker 1: Well, he made it to the other side of the net, right,
Speaker 1: you know the keep the sharks out net, which I
Speaker 1: never I don't believe that, you know, a shark with
Speaker 1: those razor teeth could just go up to that net,
Speaker 1: pat and do This've.
Speaker 4: Seen enough shark week to know that they go airborne too,
Speaker 4: if they really want to get over that net.
Speaker 5: They're going over that net.
Speaker 4: You get a tasty little.
Speaker 1: Sunbather and then right back over the net again with
Speaker 1: a leg.
Speaker 2: In your mouth, he said.
Speaker 1: I wrote down hold my beer, was heard moments before
Speaker 1: shark net death yes h.
Speaker 2: And how I mean sometimes when your numbers up right?
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Speaker 5: A right for over the