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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.

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Speaker 2: I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is

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to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell

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and I'm joined by the younger brother of Satan. Clayton's

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gonna give the door.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Books, Oh my god, so many fucking books. So

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just gonna put it right here.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, there's a lot of books. It is

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really hard to keep paperback books not on fire in hell.

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Let me tell you that much.

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Speaker 2: Yep, there they go.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, damn, no, put it out, put out the fire.

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Speaker 2: That's good, starting a library or something or what is this?

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Speaker 3: No, this is research. So I'm gonna need you to

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read all of these by tomorrow night. Okay, I'm gonna

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need like an essay on it. I could feed this

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through chapping GPT, but fuck AI, we need to get

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it on this. Okay, we need to get on the

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ground floor of this. Books well not books. Books are lame,

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books are Bible. Books are bad. Okay, books can be good.

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Books can be money. So like back books, A cord

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of thorns roses. What is this one called fourth Wing?

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Then that must be the sequel to one two three Wing. Yeah, dude,

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fantasy novels. That's the money maker right now. The people

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love it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're gonna start a fantasy novel or a

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fantasy podcast or what are you thinking.

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Speaker 3: I haven't cracked it yet. I just know that people

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are desperate for this bullshit. So got all these books.

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I'm also gonna be bringing on a guest who might

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be able to give us some more insights.

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Speaker 1: So I really think this fantasy stuff is the way

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to go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, who is this guest that knows so much

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about horns and roses?

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Speaker 1: So they're just a person I bumped into.

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Speaker 3: They actually poked me in the eye because I wasn't

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paying attention, and it really fucking hurt.

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Speaker 1: But then I started flying for a minute.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm just gonna have them come in Pam, pamn't

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come in here, Pam?

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Speaker 4: What? Yeah? Oh okay, yeah? Hi Hi?

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Speaker 1: Whoa, Oh my god? Whoa whoa? Whoa? Hey you're flying everywhere?

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Y whoa? Whoa?

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Speaker 4: Would you want me to do them a fairy? For

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God's six?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I brought this Barbie home chair. It's about your size.

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Does that work?

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Speaker 1: Do you wanna? Do you want to sit here?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: You know what, I'm good just like flying from them.

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The Barbie home chairs aren't really my thing, but thank you, okay,

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but thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I'm just trying to make it nice and

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comfortable for you. You want to be great for our guests,

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so yeah, welcome though.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you for having me. So you've got

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these books. What's going on here?

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, so, like I know that fantasy, romanticy, smut,

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all these things. They're big right now. So I was

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thinking we could bring you in and get on the

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ground floor of all this stuff. I've got hooves, I've

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got horns.

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Speaker 2: Chris is Some people call me Twinkish, so yeah, some

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may say that, yeah yeah, wait.

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Speaker 4: A minute, are you the famous twinker Bell?

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Speaker 1: I wish Okay, no relation, I'm mistaken. I like that though.

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That might be a good nickname for you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, I was getting excited for a second.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just Chris, okay.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't know a ton about fairies, but I would

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love to learn more.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so just teach us your ways if that's cool.

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I mean, we'd love to have you on and like learn.

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Speaker 4: Well, of course, you want to start with these novels,

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you've got because I mean I was a bit of

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a player back in the day. Okay, yeah, you know,

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and all of that are fluffy stuff that all the

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kids are doing. You know, I'm not sure if we

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can really talk about it here.

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Speaker 2: We don't want kids and the horny stuff.

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Speaker 1: No, definitely not okay.

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Speaker 4: Because you know, fairies are really horny. They are horny.

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I'm glad that you're asking this because, quite frankly, I'm

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kind of sick and tired of this, Like, ooh, I'm

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just like a fluffy little fairy dressed in pink and

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wearing a nice little sparkly out fit. Like, No, there's

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a lot more to being a fairy then. I don't

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know what you've been reading this kind of like litter

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or smut or whatever you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what have you been reading?

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Speaker 3: It's just the basic stuff like fairy godmothers and they

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like grant wishes and bullshit and YadA dayada, like that

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you grant wishes. I guess they can make people fly.

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I don't know, Like, I just.

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Speaker 1: Know that we've got to get in on this, all right.

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It's big money right now.

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Speaker 4: Well, we can make people fly with the fairy dust

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that was like cool. We obviously made famous by many

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famous fairies that you might have read about or seen

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unpopular television and movie shows. But also when you come

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into our domain, we control all of the plants. There's

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like rules to the forest as well. You can't just

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hang out in the forest. That's like Arizona, that's our domain.

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If you break the rules is bad.

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Speaker 3: So there's almost like a land development landlord situation that

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we can also capitalize on. Okay, yeah, I like this. Okay,

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so land development. I didn't know that fairies were involved

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with that, but that's fascinating.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I was curious to hear more about the flying part.

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Speaker 4: Here we go. You want to know about the flying part.

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I've just told you a bunch of stuff. You want

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to know about the flying stuff.

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Speaker 3: We're talking domains here, Christy. You just want to talk

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about flying, you know, tell me more about this fairy dust.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't just make you fly, you know what I'm saying.

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It makes you feel stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oh nudge, it's a narconic.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, we don't say that word. Okay, it's known,

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but we don't say it. Okay. I got into a

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lot of trouble, right, hence why we're all talking now.

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But we don't say that. But it can make you

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feel stuff can make you feel good, and if you're

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talking about the horny stuff, it can make you feel

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really good. You know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh, okay, Chris, do you still want to try

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this out?

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Speaker 2: I mean I don't know, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I mean how much are we talking about here? I

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got a bag on me right now.

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Speaker 2: If you realize how much does it cost?

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Speaker 4: Can it cost you your fealty to the fairy kingdom?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: That's fun.

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Speaker 4: It comes at a high price, quite frankly. And if

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you're willing to basically sell your whole being and soul

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to me, I can give you a little bit of dust.

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Speaker 2: It's no problem, can I Clayton? Can I?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, can we do like a Coleise

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on this because currently.

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Speaker 1: I am the owner of his soul?

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Speaker 3: But I really want to see Chris flying around with

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a boner, So maybe we can negotiate something.

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Speaker 2: You know what.

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Speaker 4: I kind of want to see this too. You're right, okay,

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I think it could work something out. Do you want

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to try some now?

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Speaker 1: Let's say you can have them on weekends.

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Speaker 4: Sunday's a bit dull, so yeah, I'll take him on Sundays. Okay, cool,

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this could be amusing. I want to see him fly

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about with the boner just like the next fairy for sure.

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So I'm up for that. Get your wand out, That's

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what I say.

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Speaker 3: So how do you go about ingesting the fairy dust?

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What is this application process?

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Speaker 4: Like? Okay, well, it's very simple. We need a willing participant.

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That would be you. Yes, just close your eyes, sit

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back and relax. I sprinkle a bit of that dust

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on your head.

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Speaker 2: Relax christ your actual head not you know, yeah, oh right,

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right right.

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Speaker 4: I mean because if we were to do it down there,

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I mean I'm not really sure. We've never done that before.

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We could try it.

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Speaker 2: Probably burns might have to call it doctor.

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Speaker 4: I've heard it glows. Whoa, I'm not sure it does

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much else. We could try it.

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Speaker 3: Let's try like the basic general admission and then we

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can go for like the VIP package.

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Speaker 4: Okay, general mission. I'm just gonna fly over your head.

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Close your eyes, yeah all right, and oh you sneeze

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that away, you just waste. That's good ship, man, that's

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good ship.

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Speaker 1: To waste it. Chris, whoa, whoa? Have another hit. It's

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starting to work. He's starting to float a little bit.

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Speaker 4: The top of his head's kind of glowing as well.

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I didn't know that that happened like this. This is a

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bad batch.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it feels great.

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Speaker 1: You cut in some like talcon powder or some glitter

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in there.

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Speaker 4: I don't have my real supply. I mean I'm down

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here right like if I was in the forest, I

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would have my connections. So we're just we're working off

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some like cheaper stuff. It's still good.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll have to talk about production later. I want

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to get in again. There's just so much of this

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fantasy stuff. Whoa, Chris, Chris, Chris, whoa?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? He started to fly around. He's

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starting to fly around.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, is your head okay? Your head is right yellow

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right now? Like and he's flying yeah, fly Chris.

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Speaker 3: What are you doing with your team them? And you're

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showing that you're like moving your teeth.

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Speaker 1: Yes, love fairies. He loves it. Fairies are awesome. Whoa

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he's making for the window.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I really think we should have like spring because

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on his balls.

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Speaker 1: Got do it to hit me? Hit me? Let's do it.

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Let's go.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm flying over the area, shall we Okay? Well, okay,

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it's not a big area, you know, each to the room.

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Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 4: Just like stop moving, stop flapping around.

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Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, I'll hold him down. He's got he's

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so jittery. Look at him.

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Speaker 4: Could you just lift it up so I can get

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to the balls there is.

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Speaker 1: I gotta be thorough with it.

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Speaker 2: Chris, yep, are you ready?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I gotta go. I'm out of here. Whoa the door?

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I can?

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Speaker 1: I can crow and bring me that hartoon. Okay, the

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harpoon with the rope on it. Yeah, yeah, here you go.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, almost there, almost there?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I got him. Yes, we're reeling them back in.

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We're reeling them back in.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're good.

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Speaker 3: I bought this harpoon gun with this rope on it.

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I never thought i'd need to use it. But here

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we are, Chris trying to get away.

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Speaker 4: Chris, you look great. Both your heads are glowing.

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Speaker 1: I can't feel this harpoon.

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Speaker 4: You look too wonderful. Chris is looking very festive. I

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have to say. The babbles look brilliant.

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Speaker 2: I'm like Captain Hook, get its fairies, tinker Bell, Chris,

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all right, yes, bring it down, Lets bring it down,

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Bring it down.

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Speaker 1: Do you know tinker Bell?

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Speaker 4: Look, dude, look, I came here with the promise that

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I wouldn't have to talk about Tinkerbill.

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Speaker 1: All right, duchy subject.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I you know, only whatever you're comfortable with.

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But seems like you got a lot of history there

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is that I do.

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Speaker 4: Look, what do you know of tinker Bell? You tell

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me what you know of tinker Bell.

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Speaker 3: Green dress, Peter Pan, hanging out with a bunch of kids.

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She wants to fuck Peter Pan. Yeah, Julia Roberts, I think.

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Speaker 4: She's so great. Right, everyone loves tinker Bell. Well, I'm

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telling you right now, tinker Bell in that sweet she

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sold her soul to Disney for a pretty penny. I'm

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telling you she was dealing in dust centuries before me

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and the council knew it. Uh huh. It's the biggest

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cover up in fairy history. Yeah. I've taken the fall

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for it. I've taken the fall from my beliefs for

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being a true fairy of the forest. Yeah, tinker Bell

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is the famous one. Tinker Bell is the one with notoriety.

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Tinker Bell gets to go to all the premieres, but

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not me.

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Speaker 1: Now I hear every night at Disney. She's up on

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the towers, I know.

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Speaker 4: And you know what, she doesn't even use her wings anymore.

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What she's not even using her goddamn wings. She's lazy.

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I've said it. I said it, just lazy. She's not

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a real fairy. She's lazy.

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Speaker 3: That is interesting, and I'm sorry to have brought her up.

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It seems like, okay, not a great vibe, and she's

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kind of like a pariah of the fairy community. But

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you are down here in hell and it seems like

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take your bells like thriving.

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Speaker 1: So what's your story then, Like how'd you end.

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Speaker 4: Up down here for being a goddamn fairy? Like that's

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all I was doing for centuries. I've been just chilling

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in the forest doing my thing. Okay, keeping to the

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council members rules. But we all know that if somebody

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comes into the forest and they disrespect it, we're allowed

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to mess with their shit. And that's what I did.

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So this guy comes into the forest, right he peas

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on my tree?

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, full on WAPs it out pisses all over

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the tree, right this respect, So as payback, I delivered

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a bit of time slippage.

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Speaker 4: Time slippitch for a human. Couple of hours for them

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is actually a couple of decades in the real world.

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Speaker 2: Holy shit, Okay, you're talking about exception type time slippitch, Like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot to uncover here.

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Speaker 3: So like he just basically came to your apartment essentially

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and just started pissing on everything. Yeah, and then you

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tapped him into some like crono prison.

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, time slippage. I basically thought to myself, Okay, let's

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mess with this guy. Right, and his name was Keith. Okay,

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of course, so we messed with Keith a little bit

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time slippage. No problem for him as a couple of hours.

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Actually twenty seven years had passed for him. But I

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thought to myself, do you know what else we've got

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him in this time slippage? Why not get him to

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do a couple of chores, like dealing in some dust.

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Oh I can't be there all the time.

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Speaker 2: He became your mule, I see, speaking of dust man,

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I'm just my head is starting to all right, I.

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Speaker 1: Could really use another hit he's coming down. Literally, he

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started to sit back in his chair.

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Speaker 2: Now, yeah, I could really use another.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you think. Should we? Should we?

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Speaker 1: I mean you know, I know that you got a

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litit supply. I'm good for it.

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Speaker 2: I'm good for a swear.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good for it. We'll work it out.

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Speaker 4: Got any catnap? I can mix it with some cantnap.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, chrishare cat's kind of a brow of mine. He

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was actually around here not too long ago. So check

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that top drawer right there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my head.

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Speaker 4: I can't see anything in the top drawer, but both

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of them. You know what I do see? Kay?

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Speaker 2: Litter, kitty litter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's fine, Yeah yeah, mix in it with whatever.

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Hold on, Chris, it's okay.

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Speaker 4: Chris, Chris, I got you, I got your bro. I

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got you think. Are you ready? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, yeah, it's fine again. Well hold on, no,

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I'm not gonna let you get away.

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Speaker 4: We don't be rubbing that in your eyes.

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Speaker 2: Wash your hands, yeah, okay, all right, Chris, Yeah, rub

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it in my eye?

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Speaker 3: Well okay, So anyways, let's go back to Keith. Keith

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the King kind of your your drug mule.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to let you I've done this before.

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I've had many drug mules. Sometimes it lasts for ten years,

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sometimes twenty seven. Sometimes they just.

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Speaker 1: Died, Okay, yeah, you know what happens with Keith.

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Speaker 4: It was twice seven years and he was great drug mual,

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probably one of the best. I mean, Keith's usually are.

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So I had a great time with Keith. We were

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like out in the town doing her thing. It was popping.

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But when he came out of that, he was ninety

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seven years old and on his deathbed pretty much, and

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the council found out about it, and they just weren't

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that happy. And I'm telling you right now, it's not

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like any of them haven't done that before. But no,

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I took the fall that got banished from the fairy

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kingdom and here we are, yeah, and this is my penance.

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Speaker 3: So after twenty seven years of sirvice, Keith didn't like

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testify before the council fairies, did he against you?

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Speaker 4: Keith actually passed away and had to bury him under

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somebody else's tree and the smell wasn't great.

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Speaker 3: Not to like talk about physical characteristics, you are about

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the size of a Lego minifigure. How did you get

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Keith's body buried under a tree. How did you go

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about that? Or the logistics on.

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Speaker 4: That in the fairy kingdom don't matter, you know what

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I'm saying, Like I'm a really powerful fairy. Just sprinkle

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some dust and some other humans get them to do

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your bidding. People are peeing on trees all the goddamn time,

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so why not. And if I sprinkle on the body,

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I can make it float, do things turn over. I

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can like get the foliage to cover it. You know,

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I control all of the plants and all of this

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stuff in the forest.

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Speaker 1: So awesome. Okay, Chris, Okay, Chris, you're right there. Yeah, okay,

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do you want me to mule?

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Speaker 4: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Hey, I can mule. I can mul Do you want

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to put my butt? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Well you have on Sundays, so I guess you could

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if you wanted.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let me grab your email after this, Chris, good

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morning from hell at hotmail dot com. You've got hotmail? Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 3: Al right, okay, cool, we'll bring it down. If this

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is a job interview, let's like kind of bring it

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back a little bit, okay, because you're yeah, I'm just really.

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Speaker 4: You got it, Chris, you mean Sundays. Don't worry, Brog,

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I go, yeah, just like.

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Speaker 3: Cool man, Pam's cool. Everything's cool man. It's like that

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thing in your chest. Are you feeling that at all?

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Speaker 1: Still?

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Speaker 2: What thing in my chest?

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Speaker 1: A harpoon?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Now?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You know what else I don't feel? It's stressed about

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my finances. Summer's here and me and Clayton are going

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on vacation. We're taking a cruise all across Lava Ocean,

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gonna hit all the hot spots. And we were able

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to plan this vacation because of how I'm organizing my

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finances now and I know exactly what my budget is.

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So back to our discussion on fairies.

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Speaker 3: Pam, you're like super cool, but a lot of what

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we know about the fairy community is like from pop culture.

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So like, are there any other like fairies of significance,

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of great import that you can talk about?

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Speaker 4: Like, well, we all know them at Summer's Night Dream.

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You all know that Zelda stuff. But quite frankly, you guys,

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I'm here to talk to you about Scottish fairies.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, sure.

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Speaker 4: When we think about Scotland, all we ever hear is

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shrank and we're always goblins and orcs and shit.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you guys got that too, you know, haigis no

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bad subject.

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Speaker 4: Okay, technically we do. Okay, we don't eat them in

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the fair Kingdom, we just eat mushrooms and stuff. We

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just chill in the forest and we're vegetarians. Haigas's sheep stuff.

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That's the technical term sheep stuff. But Scottish fairies are darker.

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We are way more misgievous, and we are way more malevolent.

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So I'm telling you we're powerful. So nobody knows that

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about us. But no, all I ever get is, oh

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my god, have you seen Shrek? Yeah, and he's not

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even freaking Scottis. She's Canadian. He's not even real.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: I know some real goblins and orcs and trolls, and

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they are cool. Shrek is not cool.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm glad we got that up. That's a bummer.

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But you know what, that's why we're having you on

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the show. We're gonna capitalize on this whole fantasy thing.

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But also we're gonna learn a little bit. In fact,

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I actually want to learn a little bit about our community.

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You know, let's do some roasts. Yeah, howie, Okay, Chris

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is do it. Yeah, I'm very excited. Chris so Pam

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just so you know, we have a good morning from

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her listeners, and they'll write in if they follow us

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on Patreon, then they can have an opportunity to get roasted.

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Speaker 1: So let me see this first one is from Kiki.

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Oh that sounds like a fairy name. Well they say

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they're a she hurt or goblin goddess. So do you

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know Ki?

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say, he's actually a very common troll name,

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very little fat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, Kiki or Keiko. They go buy more things,

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it doesn't matter which they said. They like to read

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a lot of books, mostly fantasy or smile what ah,

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and they watch their favorite content creators, play video games

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or listen to podcasts throughout the day.

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Speaker 1: They also are a big.

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Speaker 3: D and D NERD Dungeons and Dragons Yeah, okay, hold lame.

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Speaker 2: Are you involved in that at all?

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Speaker 4: That sounds dumb me Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah yeah, I

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did have my own D and D group, But it's

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different in the Fairy Kingdom. We'll do it the way

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you guys do it, like humans do it, where it's

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like oh I'm an arc ha haa, like oh I'm a wizard.

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Like we just play humans, like really average humans.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you're like a level fourteen Tom.

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Speaker 4: I got to a level seven Trader Jewels employee.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, So we're some of your feats, including like the

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ability to bag cans very fast or something.

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Speaker 4: You know what, baggage is a bit of a magical skill.

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It's all about the tetra thing. Oh and you can

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use that to like pack shelves, yeah, really fast, really tight.

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00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:59,119
And also the ability to find a parking space at

470
00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:02,680
Trader Jewels when there is none as magical ability you

471
00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:02,960
might have.

472
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,039
Speaker 3: Also, multi classes have barred like most Trader Joe's employees,

473
00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:07,839
or they just talk to you and they just have

474
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,599
like charisma, I guess buffs.

475
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,599
Speaker 4: The charisma is high with the Trader Joe's thing, absolutely high. Yeah,

476
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,480
so we just basically play really average humans. Not to

477
00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:19,079
say that Trader Joe's are average, of course they are

478
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,519
above the average shop employee. Of course we've all seen

479
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:23,079
those shirts.

480
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,240
Speaker 2: You're pretty high level, pretty high level.

481
00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:27,200
Speaker 4: But yeah, it got to level seven. I would love

482
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,039
to start another. You know what, if you want to join,

483
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,599
we could do we could all be Yeah, let's do it.

484
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,079
What would your average human character.

485
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:37,039
Speaker 3: Be, maybe like a level two bin tech support. Yes,

486
00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:38,799
some sort of like techno wizard kind of thing.

487
00:19:38,839 --> 00:19:41,119
Speaker 4: I think that'd be fun, just turning a computer off

488
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,200
and turning it on again.

489
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:42,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

490
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,079
Speaker 3: Perfect, That sounds action packed. But back to Kiki though.

491
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,279
Kiki says that they love to play D and D.

492
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,680
They're big D and D nerve. They love playing obscure

493
00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:52,599
races and classes. The most recent character was a Goblin

494
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,319
that multi class between a ranger and a druid who

495
00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:56,920
had some weird animal companions.

496
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,319
Speaker 1: It's crazy, Kiki, it's crazy.

497
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,880
Speaker 3: As far as what they do for a living, they

498
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:02,799
clean a lot during their off hours as a custodian

499
00:20:02,839 --> 00:20:05,000
for the school they work at. They also do housekeeping

500
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,640
jobs for friends and family or friends of friends.

501
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:08,440
Speaker 1: They say.

502
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,839
Speaker 3: When they're not cleaning, they're hiding away to read, sleep,

503
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:15,839
and paint their nails. Kiki's got an action backed lives. Guys, Kiki,

504
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,039
you're going crazy, Kiki.

505
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,880
Speaker 4: I feel like Kiki would make a good mule, Kikey says, sociable,

506
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,640
that's what we want.

507
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,119
Speaker 3: Kiki's like a level seventeen kustodian. They probably have like

508
00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:26,200
mop proficiencies, you.

509
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:26,960
Speaker 4: Know, brilliant.

510
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,599
Speaker 2: You don't give them my job.

511
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,400
Speaker 1: I could do this, don't give it to Kiki.

512
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,720
Speaker 2: Look up, Tull please, Pam.

513
00:20:31,759 --> 00:20:32,680
Speaker 1: I just need another.

514
00:20:32,759 --> 00:20:34,839
Speaker 4: Need more dust. Are you getting tired?

515
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,000
Speaker 2: If you're offered, if you got a little more, sure

516
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:37,960
I take a little hit.

517
00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:40,799
Speaker 4: There's no catles left, but there's some dried up poops

518
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,640
we could just mix.

519
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,079
Speaker 1: That's fine. I think there's some sawdust as well. You

520
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,440
can cut it. He's fine, he's fine, Chris.

521
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,319
Speaker 4: Just give me a second, right, just look over there

522
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:49,880
for a second.

523
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:51,799
Speaker 1: Oh man, lights are so bright.

524
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,519
Speaker 4: I'm ready. I'm ready, Chris, come over here. Yeah, just

525
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,160
ignore the smell. Here we go.

526
00:20:56,519 --> 00:21:01,440
Speaker 1: Oh burn good, it should it's good. This is good shit.

527
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,559
This is good shit. I'm glad you like that, Chris.

528
00:21:03,559 --> 00:21:06,480
It's pure, uncut, very dush, really quick.

529
00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:09,400
Speaker 3: To finish up with Kiki, they sit on embarrassing stories.

530
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,240
They would like to confess that they're embarrassed of their voice.

531
00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:14,680
A Kiki, they used to do choir, and all the

532
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,759
times they tried to do a solo, they felt like

533
00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:19,759
their voice, which some people have called sounds like mini mouse,

534
00:21:19,839 --> 00:21:22,279
has been the reason they never match the notes perfectly.

535
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,000
They just go on and talk about how they hate

536
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,400
their voice because they sound like Mini mouse.

537
00:21:25,519 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 1: Yo hate Manny.

538
00:21:26,559 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 2: You know what, Kiki, I hate my voice and I

539
00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:29,400
do podcasts for a living.

540
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kiki could be worse. You could have Chris's voice

541
00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:34,200
and be doing podcasts for a living.

542
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 4: Kiki. I bet your voice is distinct, and that's what

543
00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:40,200
you want. Do you want to be like everyone else? Kiki?

544
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:42,480
You could be like me stuck in hell?

545
00:21:42,599 --> 00:21:43,440
Speaker 1: Exactly, Kiki.

546
00:21:43,599 --> 00:21:45,359
Speaker 3: You know this became less of a roast and more

547
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,839
of like a pep conversation for Okiki.

548
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 4: There. It's all good, Kiki. We believe in you. But

549
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:52,279
you know what, I wanted to change my ways a

550
00:21:52,319 --> 00:21:54,440
little bit. You guys, I don't want to rules to anyone.

551
00:21:54,599 --> 00:21:56,559
When I was up there in the woods, I just

552
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,839
feel like I was dissatisfied. So I'm going to try

553
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,599
and change my ways. You go, Kiki.

554
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 2: Good for you, We go, Kiky.

555
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:03,839
Speaker 1: You keep at it.

556
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, thank you Kiki for writing in And if

557
00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:08,839
you're listening to this podcast, you can follow us on Patreon.

558
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 1: It's a goodmorek from hell dot com.

559
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,680
Speaker 3: It will see you like a link to a sheet

560
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,640
that you can fill in your roast request and then

561
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,440
we'll will roast you.

562
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 1: So yeah, how are we doing crazy?

563
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 2: Just like feeling a little off.

564
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 1: You're sweating like a hoddle dude.

565
00:22:21,319 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, you know, I'm feeling hot cold at

566
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,920
the same time, but also sweat.

567
00:22:25,079 --> 00:22:26,279
Speaker 1: Okay, is this normal?

568
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:26,559
Speaker 4: Yeah?

569
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 1: Is this normal?

570
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 4: Absolutely? And you know what's the rates of passage? As

571
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,440
a first time dust user, you just gotta go through it.

572
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 2: Man, Like, Yeah, well maybe if I just had a

573
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:36,759
little more dust, it might help.

574
00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:37,640
Speaker 1: It might help me.

575
00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 2: No. Yeah, if I just had a little more, I

576
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,799
think it might help.

577
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: Have you had any more?

578
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 4: No, I really do it.

579
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,519
Speaker 2: I'm sorry man running low? Yeah, would you get anything

580
00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:46,640
else like pixie dust?

581
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,400
Speaker 4: Pixie dust? Like you think that I would carry that

582
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:54,000
bullshit you're sweating? No, okay, Like you'll be shitting bricks

583
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,920
right if you use that crap, because that crap ain't clean.

584
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 3: We touched a nerve with pam, Okay, so tell us

585
00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:02,279
what's the tea on pixies?

586
00:23:02,319 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 1: Then they're all right.

587
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,039
Speaker 4: They're just kind of like fairy light, okay to me.

588
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,720
I don't want to piss off the Pixi community. I've

589
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,400
known a few pixies in my time, and they can

590
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,279
be okay. As I said, they're more of like a

591
00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:16,839
goblin troll archetype of gal. They're straightforward, but now they

592
00:23:16,839 --> 00:23:18,240
can fly. They can do all the things that we

593
00:23:18,279 --> 00:23:21,200
can do. Right, They do like illusion casting and stuff

594
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,759
as well. Okay, they obviously have magical abilities. They are

595
00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:27,480
smaller than us, by the way, just saying they're smaller

596
00:23:27,519 --> 00:23:30,359
than us and just more of kind of a prankster,

597
00:23:30,559 --> 00:23:33,039
low key vibe and to be honest with you, so

598
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:33,640
over it.

599
00:23:33,839 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: Okay.

600
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 3: Is there like a gang war going on between the

601
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,799
fairies and the pixies.

602
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:39,799
Speaker 2: Or is it like children along?

603
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

604
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 4: What's going on on the outside. Both councils are at peace.

605
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:45,920
We're not on a time of war right now. Okay,

606
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,880
the Fairy Council and the Pixie Council, we've agreed to

607
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:52,920
just lay down our ones and live in peace. Okay, Okay, However,

608
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,279
we all know there are factions within that we don't

609
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:59,599
like each other, and mostly is because they're selling a

610
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,400
dirty supply. I got the good stuff. We got the

611
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,559
good stuff. It's taking away my business.

612
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,559
Speaker 3: For our human listeners so that they could wrap their

613
00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:09,200
heads around it. Is this kind of like the difference

614
00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:12,680
between the Scottish and the Irish, or more.

615
00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 4: Like Scottish and English to be honest, okay, and of

616
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:19,119
course we are superior. No offense to our English listeners

617
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,920
or pixie pals that are out there, but we all

618
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,079
know the truth. They know it, we know it.

619
00:24:24,319 --> 00:24:25,759
Speaker 1: Just see okay, all right?

620
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 2: What about like in terms of the band, like, are

621
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:28,720
they Pixies?

622
00:24:29,039 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 4: Oh? I love the Pixies. Well, the Pixies are great

623
00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:35,079
nineties band. Oh my god, at the end I was

624
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,759
a huge fan of Fight Club as well. Oh yeah,

625
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,119
at the end that Pixie's churn playing and the building's

626
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,519
crashing down. That's the real shit. Man. If you want

627
00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:45,680
to know the real fairy spirit, watch Fight Club.

628
00:24:45,839 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, where's my mind?

629
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,039
Speaker 4: That's who we really are.

630
00:24:49,519 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 2: No, really, though, where's my mind? I's felt, My mind

631
00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:54,160
is jumping a million miles an hour. Oh Chris, you

632
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,599
are looking hammered.

633
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,599
Speaker 4: Shit, Maybe you need to eat something. I've got this mushroom.

634
00:24:58,839 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, maybe you want to get a cross faded

635
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,799
look like a mushroom or something.

636
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 1: Or is that like a crazy mushroom or what is that?

637
00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:06,759
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. I'm not really sure you know

638
00:25:06,799 --> 00:25:08,759
what I'm saying. I don't do the mushrooms. We just

639
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:10,960
I dabble in the dust, but not the mushrooms. But

640
00:25:11,279 --> 00:25:14,839
this could be an interesting experiment because then if we

641
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,039
know what this does, I can maybe sell more of

642
00:25:17,079 --> 00:25:17,680
them down here.

643
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,799
Speaker 1: Tist it out. It's Chris, he's our labrat. Dude. Just

644
00:25:20,839 --> 00:25:21,759
go nuts on him, you know.

645
00:25:21,759 --> 00:25:24,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take anything you got right now, honestly.

646
00:25:23,839 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 4: Okay, take this right. I would maybe say a largish bait.

647
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 1: No, Chris, slow down.

648
00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 4: Oh it's gone, it's gone. How are you feeling? Okay?

649
00:25:31,839 --> 00:25:32,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

650
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,519
Speaker 4: It seems calm. He seems okay to me.

651
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,839
Speaker 1: I think that might have just been an ordinary mushroom.

652
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,319
I don't think that there's anything going on with it.

653
00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 4: Wait. Wait, he's got a massive boner. Oh yeah, if

654
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,279
the dust didn't do it, then the mushrooms dead.

655
00:25:43,319 --> 00:25:44,079
Speaker 1: It makes you grow.

656
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we know the dust makes you glow and

657
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:48,880
the mushrooms make you grow.

658
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 1: Okay, there's some rhyme there, Campane.

659
00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 4: You're talking about your novels. This is all good research.

660
00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:56,319
Speaker 1: This has been really handy.

661
00:25:56,319 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 2: This is good, Thank you, Chris.

662
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 3: Now, we just got to figure out how to like

663
00:25:58,759 --> 00:26:01,319
monetize this, and then I think are like golden easy.

664
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,279
Speaker 4: I tell you what, if I fly about telling everyone

665
00:26:04,319 --> 00:26:07,240
down here, they're going to get big lit up boners.

666
00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:10,000
I'm telling you, no problem.

667
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,319
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a line out the door.

668
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 4: This is great, especially at Christmas, at Christmas time, brilliant.

669
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,160
It's gonna be awesome.

670
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, they're festive. It's fun, it's in season. Yeah, absolutely, Okay,

671
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,559
I'm liking this.

672
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on it? Chris?

673
00:26:24,799 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 2: So everything's just swirling around right now, and I've just

674
00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:28,640
got this, Okay.

675
00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:32,319
Speaker 4: Cool swollen or swirling, because those are two different things, Chris.

676
00:26:32,519 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 2: I kind of feel like my lips are swollen.

677
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: Are my lips swollen?

678
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 4: Oh? Always allergic? Are you allergic to mushrooms? Chris?

679
00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: It might be odd. Are they as big as my head? Yeah?

680
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,920
You look more red than I do. Oh my god?

681
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,920
Oh what is that? Hives? What are those?

682
00:26:46,799 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 4: But the crow cherry is looking fine. I'm not looking

683
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,920
a lot. What I mean.

684
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: I think that that's a win, you know, I think

685
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,119
that that's a w Chris.

686
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, you're all right, Chris. I mean everything

687
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,839
else is working right, you know what I'm saying. So

688
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,160
it doesn't really matter about face. No, one's looking at

689
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:01,599
your face.

690
00:27:01,799 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I can tell that your eyes are

691
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,400
swollen shut, so you're probably not able to see what

692
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,279
we're talking about.

693
00:27:07,319 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 1: But I think you're gonna be okay.

694
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's fine. I think he said he's

695
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,000
feeling good. Okay, thanks Chris.

696
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: That's great, Chris, that's good stuff, buddy.

697
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 2: All right, I.

698
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 4: Think he's fine. I don't know. I think is enjoying himself,

699
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,559
to be honest with you, is more action than Chris

700
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,440
is seen for a long time. Let's face it.

701
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that might have been a death rattle.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure he'll come back. It's hell, he's gonna

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come back.

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Speaker 4: It's fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, Pam, this has been super insightful. I feel like

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completely educated on what's going on in the fairy community.

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So this is great having you on. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. I'm really glad to have been brought in

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this and been able to really kind of an insight

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into how the fairy community works because I feel that

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the people need to know. So thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: And don't be on random trees out there, guys, because

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you might wake up twenty seven years later and have

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a fairy dust addiction.

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Speaker 4: Say this, you know the part and fair and gully

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where the carves I think out in the tree and

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she goes, can you feel it's pain? That's real. That's

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totally real. Trees feel pain and they do not like

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to be peed on. Respect the trees hashtag respect the trees.

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Speaker 3: Okay, respect the trees. Well, that's been another episode of

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Good Word from Health.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening.

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Speaker 3: Like I said earlier, go check us out at good

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Morning from Hell dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's where our patriot is.

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Speaker 3: We also got some merch over it's stored on good

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Word from Hell dot com, so give that a look.

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We got shirts, we got all sorts of mugs and

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fun stuff. Chris, anything to add He's okay, right, I

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think he's fine.

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Speaker 1: He'll be fun. Thank you, Chris, Thanks for listening. Thanks Chris.

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All right, Hail Clayton.

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Speaker 3: We'd like to thank our very special guest Claire Lim

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for coming on.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Claire, Thank you for having me so fun.

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Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So friend of the show, Lise Williams put us in

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contact with you, so like, tell us what you're working on.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing these days?

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Speaker 4: So I'm still hosting conventions from the us to the UK.

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I've got quite a few coming up that haven't quite

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announced yet, but I've got a busy old three four

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month said of me. So if you want to find

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out where I am, if I'm coming into your state

747
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or city, your country, it's just we clear here on Instagram.

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I'm also relaunching my podcast Real Imagined Futures, which is

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about what famous movie characters did after their stories ended.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a good concept. So is this like a

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fan canon thing, like you kind of use context clues

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to decide or is this like canon things?

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Speaker 4: Well, it's almost like we're making a sequel on the spot, right, Yeah,

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and it usually ends up in therapy or alcoholism. Yeah,

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missus doubt far was a hard episode. Oh oh god,

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those kids, those poor kids. You guys should come on.

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Absolutely would be so so fun.

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Speaker 2: We would love to do that, absolutely.

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Speaker 4: So that will be coming out at some point, definitely

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before the summer. So just my Instagram or my website

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weeclaar dot com or we clear here on Instagram for

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all that not newes. And it's we wee like we

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as in small, we we clear here. That's me small.

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Speaker 3: I had to shut down for a second, because now

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I'm thinking of all the movies that I could like

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rewrite the sequel to. That's such I've never heard of

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premise for a podcast, Right've been like, that's a banger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so cool. What is it called.

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Speaker 4: It's called Real Imagined Pictures.

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Speaker 2: And there's episodes already out right now that people can

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go listen to.

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Speaker 4: There are episodes out co hosted episodes, so I had

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a co host, my lovely youtubeer friend Ashens. But we're

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going back to like a guest led format. Notes, it's

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just me and a guest. Previous guests I've had are

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Katie Sakoff, Sean gunn Oh. Katie Sakoff did The Devil's

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Advocate and that was a great episode.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit.

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Speaker 4: The guest chose a film that we've not done before,

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and then we just talked about where we were in

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our lives, how we felt about the film, and then

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what the characters might be doing.

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Speaker 2: Now, that's great.

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Speaker 1: I love Katie Sakoff. That's so cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, everyone go check it out because that sounds awesome.

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I would absolutely love to be on episode. That sounds

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like a blast. Hell yeah, hell yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna go record why we're going to hell

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and talk about all of our will send, so until

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next week, my

