Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots.
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Speaker 3: All right? I distinctly remember a segment devoted to this
Speaker 3: very subject in Related Issues a while back, but it
Speaker 3: is popped up again. O bathroom King of Central Florida, What.
Speaker 2: Do you need to know from the uh great bathroom King?
Speaker 3: Well, bathroom King, we have someone who is a self
Speaker 3: proclaimed UH etiquette experts chiming in on certain bathroom etiquette procedures,
Speaker 3: specifically handicaps doll well, no, it does involve stalls, though
Speaker 3: this person claims that it is absolutely rude to lean
Speaker 3: down and see if there's shoes in the stalls as
Speaker 3: a way to find out if someone's in the stalls.
Speaker 2: Oh, because you're breaking, because you're crossing their privacy.
Speaker 3: Is not the angle. I don't quite understand why they
Speaker 3: say the preferred method is the Is anybody in their method? No,
Speaker 3: it's not. I don't think so either.
Speaker 2: It is so annoying somebody's knocking on it. Obviously it's
Speaker 2: closed and locked.
Speaker 3: And the etiquette person does, to their credit, point out
Speaker 3: that it also is not wise to look through the cracks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't be doing that, like Bobby there would Yeah, or
Speaker 3: the little kids at the breakfast restaurant looking at at
Speaker 3: me like this, and I just see these eyes. I
Speaker 3: swear I wanted to poke them. How do they even
Speaker 3: know if you're leaning over looking to see if their
Speaker 3: shoes down there? I don't know, they don't.
Speaker 2: I think everybody checks her shoes when you walk in.
Speaker 3: So I just thought i'd bring that up and confirm
Speaker 3: with the the King himself here that that's perfectly permissible.
Speaker 2: Somebody said at the text line two two five two six, Hey, bob,
Speaker 2: pro bathroom tip if you're ever in a highway and
Speaker 2: you don't want to use a gas station bathroom, going
Speaker 2: to a hotel lobby super clean. Nobody ever says a word.
Speaker 2: I know that trick and do it quite often.
Speaker 3: And if it's in the morning, grab the breakfast buffet,
Speaker 3: no stop, I do remember, seriously, man, Remember I larked
Speaker 3: at the guy in time Share. Yeah, every day it's stopping, Yeah,
Speaker 3: dine and dash.
Speaker 2: Then finally somebody said, do you stay here every night?
Speaker 3: Yes? I do? Uh boy, oh boy. Some European countries
Speaker 3: are fighting a battle against an invasion of what's being
Speaker 3: described as aggressive super ants. Okay, oh yeah, how about
Speaker 3: we trade you these so called super ants for fire ants,
Speaker 3: if we could get rid of those some bitches they
Speaker 3: are over there? Oh do you think that's all? They're
Speaker 3: just now getting fire ants? You know, the joy of
Speaker 3: fire ants?
Speaker 2: A little behind over there.
Speaker 3: Civilizations that have been around for thousands of years. Come on, man,
Speaker 3: were a little behind hornets? And who do we have
Speaker 3: the the death hornets? The we have all the crazy
Speaker 3: ones over here? We got mosquitoes that give you aids.
Speaker 3: We got you name it technically little fire ant problem.
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 2: Somebody asked, are you still coming to Melbourne tonight?
Speaker 3: Hell? Yeah, we are is to be there unless someone
Speaker 3: tells us it's been shut her down. We will plan
Speaker 3: to jump in the vehicle and get over to Brevard
Speaker 3: and be at Crickets from six to eight ahead of
Speaker 3: the Thursday night football game between the Cowboys and the Giants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Crickets right off Wickham. And yes, we will have
Speaker 2: BWO's tickets stickers while they last, as well as Jr
Speaker 2: Our concert tickets and.
Speaker 3: I'll just if anything changes, we will immediately put it
Speaker 3: on our social media platforms. But as for right now,
Speaker 3: plan on us being there and if you feel safe
Speaker 3: to come out, please come join us.
Speaker 2: Somebody said the emergency oh always works to the emergency room.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to the emergency room to use the bathroom.
Speaker 3: I think you pull up right under the breezeway and
Speaker 3: run in.
Speaker 2: I remember walking in there one time, right after somebody
Speaker 2: was complaining about I've.
Speaker 3: Got an emergency.
Speaker 2: This person was complaining about their kids sick, sick to
Speaker 2: his stomach, and then I go in the bathroom. He
Speaker 2: it was just all but she came out.
Speaker 3: They throw up all over the place.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's the little shad who did it?
Speaker 2: Oh no, you don't go to the er for the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Are you loomed up for some squirrel sound effects?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, that was a hamstair? I got it, got it.
Speaker 2: Two squirrels turned to the inventor of the squirrel sound effect,
Speaker 2: So I got it.
Speaker 3: Turned out to be quite well, shall we say, resistant
Speaker 3: to complying with vacating a crowded rush hour commuter train
Speaker 3: in Gatwick, UK yesterday, two squirrels got in a car.
Speaker 3: It's jam packed rush hour. They're running around, people are freaking,
Speaker 3: can't you know, making little squirrel noises and they're trying
Speaker 3: to get these things that they would knock it out.
Speaker 3: They had to clear out the entire car during the
Speaker 3: rush our commute because of two squirrels. It would refuse
Speaker 3: to leave.
Speaker 2: You just throw acorns out. You always carry a pocket
Speaker 2: full of acorns, don't you me?
Speaker 3: No, I don't squ usually have a pocket full of nuts,
Speaker 3: just a pants full. Tommy Lee is uh in the news.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, yeah, Tommy and his wife Brittany a scary
Speaker 3: situation outside of their house in California. Coyote snatched their
Speaker 3: ten year old dog off the back. Patio got video
Speaker 3: footage of this. Take a look on our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: Did they get it back? Britney was the one who
Speaker 3: saw this going down and ran out there and managed
Speaker 3: to snatch pull the the dog out of the chaws
Speaker 3: of the coyote.
Speaker 2: I'm going to the page. How big is this dog?
Speaker 2: Since I'm on my way there.
Speaker 3: Still it's a small dog. Do you think I think
Speaker 3: a coyote would take Teddy? It was a ten year
Speaker 3: old long haired English cream docs and I like dogs,
Speaker 3: and I do not know if a kyo would snatch Teddy.
Speaker 3: Teddy seems to uh have a short temper, so he
Speaker 3: might have, you know, rear it to just scare off.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that I don't see a kyo running
Speaker 2: off of a forty five pound dog. Oh wow, look
Speaker 2: at that. Yeah, that's where those little turd dogs lady. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I just gave you the exact making mine.
Speaker 2: I know you did. Little dogs and it's a ten
Speaker 2: year old dog. It was two of them, because one
Speaker 2: of them ran in and uh chased one in. Tommy
Speaker 2: beat it with your hammer, that thing something couldn't even
Speaker 2: run off of.
Speaker 3: Throw your milkbone.
Speaker 2: Just show us, Just put him in shocks, show it
Speaker 2: to him.
Speaker 3: No, phone is a really dirty name for a dog.
Speaker 2: You just ruined the name of a dog.
Speaker 3: Tree. Well, the morning isn't complete if we haven't ruined something.
Speaker 2: I'm watching this reporter interview Tommy's girlfriend. I'm thinking, you know,
Speaker 2: the whole time, he's thinking, Brittany, how.
Speaker 3: Do you do it? What walk?
Speaker 2: How did she even run the dog?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I can't believe what a great stride she has running
Speaker 2: in the yard. I'd be in a wheelchair.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Tommy, when asked about the situations, dude, so hot hot.
Speaker 2: Should have seen her running out there in Yeah, Kyoe
Speaker 2: is chasing one dog, chasing right indoors. That's how you
Speaker 2: notice O god ye game. Except on our Facebook page,
Speaker 2: park this is one on one one w j R.
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