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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>So interested in trying to win some Metallica tickets this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>You can do that by getting a vote in for you,

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<v Speaker 2>say we play it.

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<v Speaker 3>Bott'll make you eligible to win the tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, one person that gets their vote in for you,

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<v Speaker 2>say we play it will be picked.

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<v Speaker 3>So Yes and Jay our Facebook page for that. This

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<v Speaker 3>morning's featured band is disturbed. There's three options there for

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<v Speaker 3>what we should play at nine. One with the most

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<v Speaker 3>votes will do just that, and then randomly one of

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<v Speaker 3>you who takes two seconds to vote will be picked

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<v Speaker 3>and awarded metallic tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>The songs you're voting on the animal Guarded prayer, tell

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<v Speaker 2>us which one you want?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? I distinctly remember a segment devoted to this

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<v Speaker 3>very subject in Related Issues a while back, but it

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<v Speaker 3>is popped up again. O bathroom King of Central Florida, What.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you need to know from the uh great bathroom King?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, bathroom King, we have someone who is a self

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<v Speaker 3>proclaimed UH etiquette experts chiming in on certain bathroom etiquette procedures,

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<v Speaker 3>specifically handicaps doll well, no, it does involve stalls, though

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<v Speaker 3>this person claims that it is absolutely rude to lean

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<v Speaker 3>down and see if there's shoes in the stalls as

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<v Speaker 3>a way to find out if someone's in the stalls.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, because you're breaking, because you're crossing their privacy.

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<v Speaker 3>Is not the angle. I don't quite understand why they

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<v Speaker 3>say the preferred method is the Is anybody in their method? No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not. I don't think so either.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so annoying somebody's knocking on it. Obviously it's

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<v Speaker 2>closed and locked.

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<v Speaker 3>And the etiquette person does, to their credit, point out

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<v Speaker 3>that it also is not wise to look through the cracks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>don't be doing that, like Bobby there would Yeah, or

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<v Speaker 3>the little kids at the breakfast restaurant looking at at

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<v Speaker 3>me like this, and I just see these eyes. I

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<v Speaker 3>swear I wanted to poke them. How do they even

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<v Speaker 3>know if you're leaning over looking to see if their

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<v Speaker 3>shoes down there? I don't know, they don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I think everybody checks her shoes when you walk in.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just thought i'd bring that up and confirm

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<v Speaker 3>with the the King himself here that that's perfectly permissible.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said at the text line two two five two six, Hey, bob,

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<v Speaker 2>pro bathroom tip if you're ever in a highway and

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to use a gas station bathroom, going

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<v Speaker 2>to a hotel lobby super clean. Nobody ever says a word.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that trick and do it quite often.

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<v Speaker 3>And if it's in the morning, grab the breakfast buffet,

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<v Speaker 3>no stop, I do remember, seriously, man, Remember I larked

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<v Speaker 3>at the guy in time Share. Yeah, every day it's stopping, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>dine and dash.

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<v Speaker 2>Then finally somebody said, do you stay here every night?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? I do? Uh boy, oh boy. Some European countries

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<v Speaker 3>are fighting a battle against an invasion of what's being

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<v Speaker 3>described as aggressive super ants. Okay, oh yeah, how about

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<v Speaker 3>we trade you these so called super ants for fire ants,

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<v Speaker 3>if we could get rid of those some bitches they

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<v Speaker 3>are over there? Oh do you think that's all? They're

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<v Speaker 3>just now getting fire ants? You know, the joy of

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<v Speaker 3>fire ants?

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<v Speaker 2>A little behind over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Civilizations that have been around for thousands of years. Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 3>were a little behind hornets? And who do we have

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<v Speaker 3>the the death hornets? The we have all the crazy

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<v Speaker 3>ones over here? We got mosquitoes that give you aids.

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<v Speaker 3>We got you name it technically little fire ant problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody asked, are you still coming to Melbourne tonight?

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<v Speaker 3>Hell? Yeah, we are is to be there unless someone

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<v Speaker 3>tells us it's been shut her down. We will plan

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<v Speaker 3>to jump in the vehicle and get over to Brevard

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<v Speaker 3>and be at Crickets from six to eight ahead of

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<v Speaker 3>the Thursday night football game between the Cowboys and the Giants.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Crickets right off Wickham. And yes, we will have

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<v Speaker 2>BWO's tickets stickers while they last, as well as Jr

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<v Speaker 2>Our concert tickets and.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll just if anything changes, we will immediately put it

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<v Speaker 3>on our social media platforms. But as for right now,

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<v Speaker 3>plan on us being there and if you feel safe

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<v Speaker 3>to come out, please come join us.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said the emergency oh always works to the emergency room.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to the emergency room to use the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you pull up right under the breezeway and

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<v Speaker 3>run in.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember walking in there one time, right after somebody

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<v Speaker 2>was complaining about I've.

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<v Speaker 3>Got an emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>This person was complaining about their kids sick, sick to

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<v Speaker 2>his stomach, and then I go in the bathroom. He

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<v Speaker 2>it was just all but she came out.

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<v Speaker 3>They throw up all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's the little shad who did it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you don't go to the er for the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you loomed up for some squirrel sound effects?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, that was a hamstair? I got it, got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Two squirrels turned to the inventor of the squirrel sound effect,

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<v Speaker 2>So I got it.

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<v Speaker 3>Turned out to be quite well, shall we say, resistant

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<v Speaker 3>to complying with vacating a crowded rush hour commuter train

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<v Speaker 3>in Gatwick, UK yesterday, two squirrels got in a car.

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<v Speaker 3>It's jam packed rush hour. They're running around, people are freaking,

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<v Speaker 3>can't you know, making little squirrel noises and they're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to get these things that they would knock it out.

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<v Speaker 3>They had to clear out the entire car during the

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<v Speaker 3>rush our commute because of two squirrels. It would refuse

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<v Speaker 3>to leave.

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<v Speaker 2>You just throw acorns out. You always carry a pocket

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<v Speaker 2>full of acorns, don't you me?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't squ usually have a pocket full of nuts,

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<v Speaker 3>just a pants full. Tommy Lee is uh in the news.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, yeah, Tommy and his wife Brittany a scary

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<v Speaker 3>situation outside of their house in California. Coyote snatched their

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<v Speaker 3>ten year old dog off the back. Patio got video

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<v Speaker 3>footage of this. Take a look on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Did they get it back? Britney was the one who

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<v Speaker 3>saw this going down and ran out there and managed

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<v Speaker 3>to snatch pull the the dog out of the chaws

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<v Speaker 3>of the coyote.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to the page. How big is this dog?

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<v Speaker 2>Since I'm on my way there.

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<v Speaker 3>Still it's a small dog. Do you think I think

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<v Speaker 3>a coyote would take Teddy? It was a ten year

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<v Speaker 3>old long haired English cream docs and I like dogs,

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<v Speaker 3>and I do not know if a kyo would snatch Teddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Teddy seems to uh have a short temper, so he

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<v Speaker 3>might have, you know, rear it to just scare off.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you that I don't see a kyo running

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<v Speaker 2>off of a forty five pound dog. Oh wow, look

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<v Speaker 2>at that. Yeah, that's where those little turd dogs lady. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I just gave you the exact making mine.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you did. Little dogs and it's a ten

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<v Speaker 2>year old dog. It was two of them, because one

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<v Speaker 2>of them ran in and uh chased one in. Tommy

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<v Speaker 2>beat it with your hammer, that thing something couldn't even

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<v Speaker 2>run off of.

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<v Speaker 3>Throw your milkbone.

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<v Speaker 2>Just show us, Just put him in shocks, show it

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<v Speaker 2>to him.

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<v Speaker 3>No, phone is a really dirty name for a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>You just ruined the name of a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Tree. Well, the morning isn't complete if we haven't ruined something.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm watching this reporter interview Tommy's girlfriend. I'm thinking, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the whole time, he's thinking, Brittany, how.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you do it? What walk?

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<v Speaker 2>How did she even run the dog?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe what a great stride she has running

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<v Speaker 2>in the yard. I'd be in a wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile, Tommy, when asked about the situations, dude, so hot hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Should have seen her running out there in Yeah, Kyoe

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<v Speaker 2>is chasing one dog, chasing right indoors. That's how you

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<v Speaker 2>notice O god ye game. Except on our Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 2>park this is one on one one w j R.

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