Speaker 1: Welcome to Pink Shay. This is Keisha and I have
Speaker 1: a very special guest here with me this morning from
Speaker 1: Reality Gaze. We have the Matt Moore this morning.
Speaker 2: Hello Sugar, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm great. So just to let you guys know, our
Speaker 1: fearless leader Mary Payne is not feeling well. So Matt,
Speaker 1: thank god for Matt stepped in took notes because y'all know,
Speaker 1: I'm too damn immature to take notes. My brain just
Speaker 1: doesn't work that way. It just doesn't. And and the
Speaker 1: times I have to do it, I'm like, So Matt's like,
Speaker 1: I'll take notes. I'm like, thank you, it.
Speaker 2: Was fine and listening. Put down the box. Wine girl sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna make her pee on a stick. That's
Speaker 1: called morning sickness. Mary Payne, that's.
Speaker 2: Called we old now. And you can't.
Speaker 1: Right, you can't be hopping on it all the time, like,
Speaker 1: come on on. So today we're talking about the virgins,
Speaker 1: not the virgins, but virgins.
Speaker 2: Ver well, the the something we we don't normally cover
Speaker 2: this show. We did. We do it VI Curious once
Speaker 2: a month. So we did the first episode. So as
Speaker 2: we go, how much has changed? I actually I watched
Speaker 2: the fifth. It's kind of perfect because I watched the
Speaker 2: first episode and I thought, I don't think I like
Speaker 2: this show, but I kind of want to know what
Speaker 2: happens to these people. Turns out you can jump into
Speaker 2: episode five. They're basically all still stuck of where they
Speaker 2: were in the first episode. But I actually liked some
Speaker 2: of them a lot more so it's actually more enjoyable
Speaker 2: to watch this episode.
Speaker 1: I thought we were actually surprised at how much we
Speaker 1: like it. It's such an easy watch, but like we're
Speaker 1: cheering these people on, like we want them to get
Speaker 1: their backs blown out so bad, so bad, yes, and
Speaker 1: they keep messing it up for themselves and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you could have got you some tonight, but look at
Speaker 1: you missed it all. Yeah, I'm like, come on, like
Speaker 1: like we are really really rooting for these people. But
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I see maybe maybe maybe
Speaker 1: one person having sex by the end of the season, maybe.
Speaker 2: One Who do you think it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be Rasha.
Speaker 2: I think so that's my that's my yeah, that's my
Speaker 2: vote too. And also because she's my favorite person on
Speaker 2: the show for her too, Like okay, Okay, I love
Speaker 2: her sex. Well, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it.
Speaker 1: Let's okay. Uh.
Speaker 2: By the way, I just realized, I don't know if
Speaker 2: you and I have ever done a podcast. You've done
Speaker 2: We have never our first in a podcast, so we're
Speaker 2: virgins too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm like, they're ever getting our cherries popped
Speaker 1: for hard?
Speaker 2: Lord? All right, funny, let's talk about let's talk about
Speaker 2: this mess. Name Dean, miss Los Angeles, thirty five. She
Speaker 2: is kind of where we see her now? She uh,
Speaker 2: she went on that day with guy Alex. He was cute.
Speaker 2: They like sat in the tub or something like that
Speaker 2: and all that. Ship. Yes, But turns out he's too young.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, because he's she said. She she looked
Speaker 2: he just like on his Instagram and he's like twenty
Speaker 2: four years old. And I thought, what, honey, if you're
Speaker 2: thirty five, then a twenty four year old mate, what's
Speaker 2: the problem.
Speaker 1: That's the same thing that I said, I said, what
Speaker 1: a perfect person to have sex with. Then a twenty
Speaker 1: four year old guy.
Speaker 2: He's not like great at it, probably because he's twenty four,
Speaker 2: but guess what he'll do it. She ain't gonna know
Speaker 2: a difference, and she had no different and it's perfect.
Speaker 2: And if you want to do it again, guess what.
Speaker 2: He's twenty four, so you can do it again and again, yes,
Speaker 2: and again, yeah, until you get it right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then here's the thing is he could probably
Speaker 1: he's twenty four, he could probably go for like a
Speaker 1: few rounds and one night. Like he's got that. I'm saying, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: So she blew it with him. I understand she didn't
Speaker 1: want to date him. I get it, but this was
Speaker 1: like your prom piece of meat right here to get
Speaker 1: it done. But as I said, they always mess it
Speaker 1: up for themselves.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes they do. So she see. I can't believe
Speaker 2: this is this woman's name. This is my first time
Speaker 2: meeting her, Miss Tammy Pickle Esquire.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I immediately thought about the rug Rats because I
Speaker 1: think like one of the family's last name was Pickles.
Speaker 2: Yes, like that.
Speaker 1: I cannot get that out of my head.
Speaker 2: It's Tommy Pickles.
Speaker 1: So then we have Tammy Pickles. They're cousins. You cannot
Speaker 1: tell me they're not cousins.
Speaker 2: This woman's crazy. I don't know. I haven't been her
Speaker 2: in the artistuff, but she just seems like looty tunes
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: I think Dianne brings it out in her because the
Speaker 1: very first time they met, she was like us. She
Speaker 1: was totally shocked that Diane has this list, like basically,
Speaker 1: she only wants to date Liam Hemsworth, period. And this
Speaker 1: lady's like what. And then she tells her, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: a virgin too, and Tammy's like what. So I think
Speaker 1: she's trying to figure out how to deal with Dianne
Speaker 1: while still getting her paycheck for the show and getting
Speaker 1: promotion for her business for the show. Yeah, she's all
Speaker 1: over the place.
Speaker 2: She's all over the place, and just the way she
Speaker 2: talked to her, she's like I mean she basically she said,
Speaker 2: Tanna talk to her, and she has this idea that, well,
Speaker 2: you're really scared about putting yourself out there, so you
Speaker 2: should just go do this comedy show where you're blindfold
Speaker 2: folded and you're dating some or you're being introduced to
Speaker 2: someone in front of hundreds of people. Do we think
Speaker 2: this is a good idea?
Speaker 1: Well, I kind of do think it's a good idea
Speaker 1: because we have seen Dianne with the one on one
Speaker 1: as she just does not do well. So I think
Speaker 1: as weird, is it, Sunds. I think this is like
Speaker 1: the perfect setup for her. I think she can loosen
Speaker 1: up a little bit, especially since there's comedy involved. She
Speaker 1: needs all the.
Speaker 2: Help she can get. For real, I'll put it that way. Yeah, real,
Speaker 2: for real. I I originally thought this was a bad idea,
Speaker 2: but then when I saw updating. That's what it's called updating.
Speaker 2: When I saw it, I went, well, this isn't as bad.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't. I don't think these two men
Speaker 2: are dating experts per se.
Speaker 1: They are. No, they are so not. They are basically
Speaker 1: trying to get you laid for the evening a relationship.
Speaker 2: These are stand up comedians that normally talk about their dicks,
Speaker 2: and like Sandom said, it's like I know I did
Speaker 2: stand up I remember, Uh no teen no, shape it up.
Speaker 2: But uh but you know, they probably it looks like
Speaker 2: they're doing more of getting people to day than the
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck experts on Hunt for Love doing. I
Speaker 2: don't know what those.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 2: They don't do anything.
Speaker 1: But no anyway, No, yeah, they're not helping anybody.
Speaker 2: Brandon and Harrison that's their name. I do love that.
Speaker 2: I always said if I had a son, I'd name
Speaker 2: him Harrison or Theodore. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I do have a very good friend. His name is Theo,
Speaker 1: but his is not Theodore. It's Theo Jean. But I
Speaker 1: have fallen in love with the name Theo Harrison every
Speaker 1: time I would say how to your tribe, like, hey,
Speaker 1: Harrison Ford.
Speaker 2: That's probably true. Yeah, that's probably why I would stick
Speaker 2: with Theo. Probably one of that little sense of Cosby show.
Speaker 2: I love that name. It is cute. Okay, So so
Speaker 2: this is Zilla. Y'all. If you didn't watch a show,
Speaker 2: because I know some of you, just listen, you bunkies
Speaker 2: are blindfolded per se to the show. What happens is Diane.
Speaker 2: There's a comedian on stage. Diane gets up and sits
Speaker 2: in a chair and she's blindfolded, and he's asking her
Speaker 2: some and it's just her on stage for right now.
Speaker 2: Like later they're going to bring on another guy who
Speaker 2: is blindfolded as well. This already sounds like something that
Speaker 2: Poodle is into some type of king because he's a
Speaker 2: nasty motherfucker. But uh, but we don't judge, we just listen.
Speaker 2: But so, but at first, though, the answers up there
Speaker 2: and she's blindfold folding. He's asking her questions, and of
Speaker 2: course he's asking her questions about her dating history and
Speaker 2: what she wants in a person. But of course it's
Speaker 2: just leading to this, bitch says, and I don't know
Speaker 2: if I would have said this in front of the
Speaker 2: tire audience. She's like, I have never had sex and
Speaker 2: I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was like a unicorn walked across the stage
Speaker 1: when she said.
Speaker 2: That, and the audience was like what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if I hear that every.
Speaker 2: Day, say that in front of but what I mean?
Speaker 1: She was put on the like literally, she was put
Speaker 1: on the spot. And again, this makes it easier than
Speaker 1: her being on an actual date, one on one and
Speaker 1: having to tell the person because she's kind of she's
Speaker 1: odd to me, very.
Speaker 2: Very He's kind of like a grumpy cat. She's always yeah, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like that. It's like when I used to teach
Speaker 2: theater to children and I hated it, but the worst
Speaker 2: I wasn't a good teacher for children. I'm just not.
Speaker 2: But Jake is actually fantastic at it. You would think that, okay,
Speaker 2: but he's wonderful. But but you know, like if you've
Speaker 2: ever taught and you have like the middle school kid
Speaker 2: or parents that have middle school kids that just don't
Speaker 2: want to do anything, like, that's her attitude. Yeah to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's very judging along with it.
Speaker 2: It's chicken fingers and French fries at any restaurant she
Speaker 2: goes to. It could be a Chinese, it could be sushi.
Speaker 2: She's like, do you have chicken fingers?
Speaker 1: Yes, Jesus kind of like that. And I made this statement.
Speaker 1: I'm like, she has a funky attitude, and personally to me,
Speaker 1: she ain't cute enough to have that funky ass attitude.
Speaker 1: I'm like, girl, come on now, So I think this.
Speaker 1: I think this was good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree to. And so even the last time
Speaker 2: she said she kind of hooked up with somebody and
Speaker 2: was just kidding kissing was twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: That's a long time.
Speaker 2: That's a long time. And my boy and my dating
Speaker 2: life is like the men I hook up with are
Speaker 2: my Instacart drivers. But at least I've I've had more
Speaker 2: than that. I think I'm kidding, but you know, he
Speaker 2: still fucked up my order. But whatever, Oh no, it's
Speaker 2: all right, he got some other stuff, right, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: so that.
Speaker 1: Now he I'm sure you left him a good tip.
Speaker 2: Yes, as he gave me the tip. So Mary Payne's
Speaker 2: listening and just yelling stop.
Speaker 1: She's going like, never again, never again, Nope, no be
Speaker 1: on each other shows, not on Pink Shade. Y'all don't
Speaker 1: know how to act together.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, So this guy Conrad comes out. He's cute.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's cute. I think his face is
Speaker 1: all smushed up like here, he reminded me of that.
Speaker 2: Like you blindfolded he did it is when he took.
Speaker 1: The blindfold off. Like, but they're on the same level
Speaker 1: of cute.
Speaker 2: I agree, think I agree with that. And so this guy, okay,
Speaker 2: this guy knows all the things to say.
Speaker 1: Though, because he read a book about it right before
Speaker 1: he got there. He's like, what do I say if
Speaker 1: they ask this? What about this? Like it literally was
Speaker 1: so cookie cook cutter. It wasn't authentic at all, but hey,
Speaker 1: it was good enough.
Speaker 2: I guess it's good enough on that. Like, yeah, Harrison
Speaker 2: the host, he asked, well, how long would it take
Speaker 2: for you to, you know, wait for someone to go
Speaker 2: all the way and this fool is all like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't think you can put a timeline on that,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you serious. I'm like, look, by the
Speaker 1: third day, men are trying to get me pregnant for real,
Speaker 1: So what are you talking about? You're gonna wigh, you're
Speaker 1: I think she's got two weeks and then she better put.
Speaker 2: Out Yeah, if that he needs to the windows to
Speaker 2: the walls, bitch, let's get yeah, she.
Speaker 1: Needs and maybe she'll loosen up literallyally literally maybe you
Speaker 1: know it is it's most of these people like she
Speaker 1: just looks she's looking for someone to hook up with.
Speaker 2: She's not looking for love, where some of these people
Speaker 2: I think still are kind of looking for the prince
Speaker 2: charming fantasy. And I'm like, oh, that's gonna be a
Speaker 2: hard fall.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but so they kind of chat back. She hears
Speaker 2: what he has to say, and then they basically they're
Speaker 2: still blindfolded, and they asked do you want to hook?
Speaker 2: Do you want to go on a date or not?
Speaker 2: And they both thumbs up it. So I was shocked.
Speaker 2: And she looks at him and she's like, he's cute.
Speaker 2: She's like, this is wild. So y'all she's gonna be
Speaker 2: going on a date next episode.
Speaker 1: She actually smiled this episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah. She Yeah, she's always grumpy cat. She's always like yeah,
Speaker 2: all the time, all the time. All right, let's talk
Speaker 2: a little bit about Sonali aka the most traumatized woman
Speaker 2: in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: This woman in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that's saying something because Hollywood's fucking crazy. Crazy
Speaker 2: people live in Hollywood, y'all. At least I feel like.
Speaker 1: Back my shit up now, move because you belong in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me this woman wasn't touched as a child.
Speaker 1: Uh. You know, Mary Payne and I have basically said
Speaker 1: the same thing, because you know, there's one thing to
Speaker 1: be nervous about having sex, but there's some deep rooted
Speaker 1: issues going on. It's just so much even from like
Speaker 1: the way she does her makeup and her hair. It's
Speaker 1: very odd to me.
Speaker 2: That's what I told Jake. I said, I someone who
Speaker 2: trusts who used I can't trust someone who does their
Speaker 2: makeup like this. Something. No, it's not good.
Speaker 1: It was bad. It's it's it's heavy. It's the pink lipstick,
Speaker 1: the eyeshadow, the eyeliner, and then that hair. I'm like,
Speaker 1: are you auditioning to be like a member of the
Speaker 1: Golden Girls? Why do you look so old? You're not? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I think I think something happened. I don't know
Speaker 1: what something happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've sent her our blessings. So she's with this
Speaker 2: guy Wayne and he's this was from last episode, and
Speaker 2: he is an intimacy No, not a sex coach or
Speaker 2: I forget what the term. But is he someone and
Speaker 2: I wanted to ask you because I didn't watch the
Speaker 2: whole episode from last week, but is he someone that like?
Speaker 2: Cause he always a sex circuit I think that's what
Speaker 2: he's called and seeming like this is someone who will
Speaker 2: dick you down in a therapeutic way. Correct.
Speaker 1: Yes, Mary Payne actually found his website and he's all about,
Speaker 1: you know, sex, very fluid. He is married, so he
Speaker 1: is all about people getting in touch with their sexuality,
Speaker 1: exploring new things and for an extra extra price of
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars, so fuck you. So I'm like, oh, oh, okay.
Speaker 1: I I think he needs to be with Russia because
Speaker 1: her body, her body is saying yes, yes, yes, she's
Speaker 1: ready for it. Yeah, she just needs to be talked
Speaker 1: the ropes and I think he would be good for her.
Speaker 1: But after this scene, maybe he's good.
Speaker 2: For Maybe he is she At the end of the
Speaker 2: last episode, y'all, she freaked out and laughed and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got damn, that's crazy, y'all. Is just trying to
Speaker 2: like hold her hand and rubb her shoulders like that.
Speaker 1: But last week. He was just trying to talk to her,
Speaker 1: just she just crashed out crash.
Speaker 2: So he comes back, she comes back, and you know,
Speaker 2: he's like, I've been achnowledging the frustration. And she's like,
Speaker 2: I don't think you understand for an Indian woman what
Speaker 2: a big physical intimacy is, which is a thing. But
Speaker 2: he then says, how about a massage your back? And
Speaker 2: at first I didn't know whether she hated it or
Speaker 2: loved it, because she was like and I was like,
Speaker 2: mm hmm, what's what that turns out she loved it.
Speaker 1: She did, she quite enjoyed it. And you know, she
Speaker 1: keeps going back to how she can embarrass her family
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and the reality of it is,
Speaker 1: I'm a mom. I would much rather see my child
Speaker 1: on a show about actually having sex, not that I
Speaker 1: want to say that at all, as opposed to seeing
Speaker 1: my child open up her legs to put like a
Speaker 1: vaginal extender inside of her, telling people she falls in
Speaker 1: love with first kiss, or just having her fucking hand
Speaker 1: her makeup look like that. I mean, I think she's
Speaker 1: done a lot of things that will bring shame for her,
Speaker 1: the whole the sex part. I think her parents would
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, you had sex, all right, that's normal,
Speaker 1: but let's talk about all this other abnormal shit that
Speaker 1: you did. That's really what's bringing shame to the family
Speaker 1: over here, you know. So, But yeah, she loved that
Speaker 1: massage she did.
Speaker 2: She loved it and and she she even said like,
Speaker 2: I mean absolute days and but this gives me hope
Speaker 2: that one day I'll be able to enjoy some sexual pleasure.
Speaker 2: I think that. And it may be maybe she's just
Speaker 2: not ready for that, but I think it's more about
Speaker 2: this woman needs to finger herself, like she she doesn't
Speaker 2: even do that. Like if you can't, as Rup Paul says,
Speaker 2: if you can't love yourself, how the hell you.
Speaker 1: Going some else? Yes, she I don't think she's ready
Speaker 1: to go that far yet, but she most definitely needs
Speaker 1: to be exploring all the wonderful things that are down
Speaker 1: there and things that you can do with it. Like
Speaker 1: she knows nothing. She didn't even know all the parts.
Speaker 1: She's like, I think there's three holes down there. Uh bitch,
Speaker 1: you thirty seven and you don't know. No, she's never
Speaker 1: touched herself period. And I know some people are against masturbation.
Speaker 1: I get it, but I tried it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she she has not. It's such an odd thing
Speaker 1: because at some point in everyone's life you get a
Speaker 1: little curious. You're like, kind of, what does this do?
Speaker 1: What does that do?
Speaker 2: She's not done any of that done a girl? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that that's what like. It's the your your shame or
Speaker 2: your fear was greater than your curiosity that we all have. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and and the biological need that are hormones are literally saying, hey,
Speaker 2: I need you to tittle yourself because I need you
Speaker 2: to get into this and make babies to keep the
Speaker 2: world going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, she short circuits that.
Speaker 1: She like, let them kids get your kids.
Speaker 2: Maybe way with that high ass hairline has got the
Speaker 2: magic hands.
Speaker 1: Because you look, I'm like, look, if you're gonna send
Speaker 1: me someone to teach me about sex, that is not
Speaker 1: the person that I would choose. I'm like, y'all could
Speaker 1: do a little was he like the cheapest one.
Speaker 2: In the area. There ain't nobody who looks like Coleman Domingo.
Speaker 1: But you know what, maybe he puts it down in
Speaker 1: the bed. You just never know, you never know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just don't look at me. Just dude, you got to do.
Speaker 1: But don't look at me.
Speaker 2: He looks like a version of that guy. This is
Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm making this reference because this is
Speaker 2: about sports and I never do this. But it's the
Speaker 2: guy who's the announcer ESPN that just yells all the time.
Speaker 2: He's like really famous.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yes, I know who you're talking about. My
Speaker 1: husband made me watch like a real with all of
Speaker 1: his streaming and crap that he does. He reminds you
Speaker 1: of him.
Speaker 2: He reminds me of him, and so I don't know,
Speaker 2: just like but but he ends up so that he
Speaker 2: rubs her shoulders and you know, Sonal, he says, I
Speaker 2: think we've experienced a broke, a break a breakthrough. He
Speaker 2: holds her hands and he says, I think you're going
Speaker 2: to be able to open yourself up literally and he's like,
Speaker 2: I feel positive about this, and like Brittany Sonally says,
Speaker 2: she feels stronger than yesterday and is more it feels
Speaker 2: more brave about and he even gives her a hug
Speaker 2: and she, yeah, hug.
Speaker 1: She she gave him a real hug in return. It
Speaker 1: wasn't one of those.
Speaker 2: Hug.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, she hugged him.
Speaker 5: She hugged him because she she probably got more tingly
Speaker 5: that she's ever gotten before from that, you know, handholding
Speaker 5: and that back massage.
Speaker 2: Oh, the basement is flooded. She's just just just just
Speaker 2: had to change those panties after that. Huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, panty hose, because we know she likes to
Speaker 1: wear pantyhose.
Speaker 2: Oh she does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like girls, that's another on pantyhose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, what is going what it's on? Yeah, honey,
Speaker 2: you're on the wrong show. You need to be on.
Speaker 1: She needs to be on several shows.
Speaker 2: You need to be Yeah, you need to be on
Speaker 2: Yeah trauma. All right, let's talk about Alex, the guy
Speaker 2: on the show thirty four. Now, I haven't seen him
Speaker 2: since episode one and I went, oh, wait a minute,
Speaker 2: he had a makeover. This he looks so much, he
Speaker 2: looks so much more handsome.
Speaker 1: He does, and he's he's my favorite on the show.
Speaker 1: I do like him. He's just it's just something likable
Speaker 1: about about him. But he has like, well, I think
Speaker 1: his self confidence went up when he got that haircut.
Speaker 1: I'll say that.
Speaker 2: And y'all, nothing nothing makes a man look better than
Speaker 2: just a little bit of a fade, just a little
Speaker 2: bit of some structure to their beard. Yep, you're a man,
Speaker 2: got this big bushy yeah uh, I ad a ron
Speaker 2: dack motherfucking shit. No, get it trimmed up. And I'm
Speaker 2: telling you, yep, you will be on that man.
Speaker 1: I recently had to tell my husband, like, dude, I said,
Speaker 1: your beard is out of control. I said, it is
Speaker 1: saying hello to people before you get a chance to
Speaker 1: say hello to people. I'm like, you need to go
Speaker 1: and get that shit cut. I'm like, I know you
Speaker 1: want it, I get it, but it needs I mean
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Speaker 2: the sisters that love to troll him or back again.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love the sisters.
Speaker 2: I do too. They I love it too, And I
Speaker 2: mean they they troll him, but they also you can
Speaker 2: tell they love him a lot.
Speaker 1: They love him a lot. Yeah, you could tell. They're
Speaker 1: all three very very very close. Because I don't know
Speaker 1: how many friends Alex has, but we met one this episode,
Speaker 1: so you know he's got at.
Speaker 2: Least one, at least one. So they're playing pool with
Speaker 2: his sisters and his friend. There's a flashback of him
Speaker 2: talking to his mom I don't know if that was
Speaker 2: last episode or if that was the flashback for this.
Speaker 1: We didn't see it. All we got was the flashback,
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh, could we not have seen
Speaker 1: a little bit more of this conversation and possibly find
Speaker 1: out why you still live at home and drive him anivan?
Speaker 1: But I guess that's an evan.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: You're not getting no ass driving them any because first
Speaker 1: of all, I'm gonna think you got twelve kids, because
Speaker 1: why are you in a minivan? And yeah, and I
Speaker 1: don't care how many kids I have, Matt, I was
Speaker 1: not driving a minivan.
Speaker 2: No, I mean no, I have one of my friends. Finally,
Speaker 2: she finally pulled the trigger and she regretted it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm like, can we not get just get
Speaker 1: a suburban or I mean an escalade or something like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can only take one of y'all if
Speaker 1: that means I have to drive them anivan. The rest
Speaker 1: of y'all got to stay home. I'm just gonna take
Speaker 1: two kids with me because just this is nothing sexy
Speaker 1: about a minivan.
Speaker 2: No, no, there's not. And then in fact, and then
Speaker 2: you even sorry, you guys, sorry if you're drive him
Speaker 2: any but then maybe even if you have a bigger van,
Speaker 2: then that just feels stranger danger. Yeah, that feels stranger danger.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, so basically, he he liked this girl.
Speaker 2: They had a connection. He tried to kiss her last episode.
Speaker 2: She was like, wait a minute. She gave him that
Speaker 2: line that I appreciate that you want to kiss me,
Speaker 2: which means, bitch, I don't want to kiss you. But
Speaker 2: he said, now, but I feel like, out of all
Speaker 2: these people, he said, you know, I think I was
Speaker 2: maybe moving a little too quick and I need to
Speaker 2: move slower with this. And so, and he met this
Speaker 2: woman named Lauren at a speed dating event and they
Speaker 2: apparently hit it off and laughed a lot. He said,
Speaker 2: she has pretty blue eyes and a sweet smile, so
Speaker 2: he invited her. Now, Lauren seems okay with it, but
Speaker 2: he invited her on a second date to meet his sisters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a bit much for me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why did he do that? I mean, on the one hand,
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, you know, me and my sisters and
Speaker 1: my friend are gonna be hanging out, why don't you come?
Speaker 1: But if I'm the girl, I'm like, why the fuck
Speaker 1: am I mean your family like a little bit early,
Speaker 1: don't you think? Uh? It was, it was pretty quick.
Speaker 1: But then again, she walked in with a diaper bag
Speaker 1: on our back. Like, I'm like, why did you make
Speaker 1: that choice?
Speaker 2: Like it's a weird I know it was a dive bar,
Speaker 2: but it was a weird choice. The whole unsembed for
Speaker 2: a date.
Speaker 1: I agree, I'm like, where but we've had many people
Speaker 1: writers that are like, no Redding and the right. No,
Speaker 1: all these people look very ready. That is how every
Speaker 1: guy looks. That is how every girl looks. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: is she got a baby in the girl? She gotta
Speaker 1: go change the diaper or something like what is with
Speaker 1: the fucking diaper bag on her? It just did it
Speaker 1: scream sexy to me?
Speaker 2: Mm? No, it didn't do me either. But maybe maybe
Speaker 2: that she's the hottest pieces piece of ass and reading
Speaker 2: who knows she might be. She might be so so yeah,
Speaker 2: he's not gonna be too vulnerable too quick. And you know,
Speaker 2: Courtney to sisters like for him to bring us here
Speaker 2: or bring her here, this is a big deal. He's
Speaker 2: never done that before. He goes out and grabs Louren.
Speaker 2: It's Ryan, That's it. Ryan is his best friend that's there,
Speaker 2: and so he walks and everybody says hi, and he's like,
Speaker 2: kind of, this is what's funny about him, because he's like,
Speaker 2: would you like wine? And she says yes, and then
Speaker 2: he immediately goes to leave and he turns a round
Speaker 2: back immediately just what kind of wine?
Speaker 1: Because you kind of needs to know that he.
Speaker 2: Really doesn't have a lot of game. But it's key,
Speaker 2: it's borderline cute.
Speaker 1: It there's just something about him that is just likable.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what he is, but he needs to
Speaker 1: start lying and tell people that he does not live
Speaker 1: at home and he does not drive him any there.
Speaker 1: He needs to come home to the story because there's.
Speaker 2: I don't know why he should. It's too much. Here's
Speaker 2: the thing with him, it's it's too many things like look,
Speaker 2: I've dated. Look I again, I'm not judging. Do y'all
Speaker 2: know how many men that I've dated on the down low? Please?
Speaker 2: It's like that's but like it's things like yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: you're on the down low, but then I never, like
Speaker 2: you know anything about your life, or then I found
Speaker 2: out that you have a wife, or then I find out, yeah,
Speaker 2: you have a kid. Like I'm like that, that's too
Speaker 2: much if you're just in the closet, but like single
Speaker 2: and you're cute, sure, let's do that. Actually not a
Speaker 2: family man, but like there will be a couple of
Speaker 2: guys that then had all the things and I'm like no, right,
Speaker 2: And this guy, it's like not only is the virgin, yes,
Speaker 2: but lives at home. Yeah, a minivan. He has basically
Speaker 2: a masturbation corner with this calendar hanging. Yes, like there's
Speaker 2: just a there's a there's a there's a Nintendo PlayStation
Speaker 2: pillow on his bed.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's his pride and joy, like that is what
Speaker 1: he humps on when he gets oh God all the night, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he loves that and Intendo pillow. He like opped
Speaker 1: it up on the bed in front of all the
Speaker 1: other pillows and said, I love you. You're my favorite one,
Speaker 1: like she's got to see you. Like it was just
Speaker 1: very odd how he did that, you know, and we just, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't know why he lives at home. Was he
Speaker 1: in between jobs? Has he always lived at home? Does
Speaker 1: he help take care of his parents? Like what is it? Like,
Speaker 1: why did you not make a garage apartment? Why are
Speaker 1: you just living in there like, there's just so many levels.
Speaker 1: Its just something. But we've it's been a nothing burger
Speaker 1: with the details of the living situation in the minivan
Speaker 1: because to me, I think the parents gave him that
Speaker 1: mini vans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I think. So do we know what
Speaker 2: his job is?
Speaker 1: We don't know. We do know he has a job,
Speaker 1: we just don't know what. Here's the thing. You could
Speaker 1: work with the man if you really want to be
Speaker 1: be with that man, even if you don't have all
Speaker 1: the things, you can work work with them. Like, but
Speaker 1: within six months, I need you to move out of
Speaker 1: your parents' house.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I like.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think that's why he didn't get that
Speaker 1: kiss last time. He fucked it all up. He told
Speaker 1: her too much too soon, say now let that be
Speaker 1: love you a little bit before, you're honest.
Speaker 2: That poor little pillow is just sitting there going God
Speaker 2: damn it. He almost had sex with so much. Please,
Speaker 2: I'm so tired. I'm so tired of being comed on
Speaker 2: every night. Please.
Speaker 1: He only washes me once a week, so so please
Speaker 1: please please help me.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Mary, paying you're horrified, We're done done, you were
Speaker 2: so fired so yep, it basically looks like though it
Speaker 2: all goes well. The sisters play nice. They don't do
Speaker 2: this thing that happens on Naanty Day Fiance a lot
Speaker 2: where they're like, what are your intentions with my brother?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I mean it's a rule on Naughty Dey
Speaker 2: Fiance you have to be a fucking dick to people.
Speaker 1: So I agree.
Speaker 2: They actually are really good and they seem to. And
Speaker 2: Alex is talking to her about her job and he's
Speaker 2: making her laugh, like do I think his jokes were funny?
Speaker 2: I don't, but she does, and she seems to be
Speaker 2: genuinely so she likes him. She likes it. He even said,
Speaker 2: I am shocked that she's into me. I didn't think.
Speaker 2: We get this car and he walks her to her
Speaker 2: car and she's off on her way.
Speaker 1: For he didn't try to kiss her. He did not,
Speaker 1: which was good, But bless his heart, she's gonna have
Speaker 1: to make the move because I think that one girl
Speaker 1: saying eh to the kids really has him nerved up.
Speaker 1: And like, what was it my breath?
Speaker 2: Was it this?
Speaker 1: I just she just totally gave me the hand. So
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna be a little bit shy. His
Speaker 1: confidence went that went down with that, but that girl
Speaker 1: was that. The girl was a bitch. Oh I'm going
Speaker 1: to Egypt, bitch. No, you're not, like, why did that?
Speaker 1: Why if you're going to Egypt, why the fuck were
Speaker 1: you at a speed event to meet a guy?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It makes no sense at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I agree she didn't. Well, you know,
Speaker 2: as Sean Robinson says, we wish Alex and Lauren the best.
Speaker 1: Yes, we do.
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Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about Rassha Jacksonville, Florida, last time we saw. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm glad that this was my thing with her that
Speaker 2: we called on the first episode, And I'm glad. I
Speaker 2: really like doctor Cross. I think she's a great six.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, like she's a real Sometimes we never
Speaker 2: know on these shows. It's like attorneys and therapists. We
Speaker 2: never know if they're real therapist. Really, Jimmy, this bitch
Speaker 2: is the real deal. And but because you know, Rassha
Speaker 2: is like because this woman, like as she called she,
Speaker 2: she will watch as she thinks porn is like real
Speaker 2: life or meant to.
Speaker 1: Be the she has fantasized porn. It's like, girl, these
Speaker 1: are paid professionals. These are actors. Like you have to
Speaker 1: remember that, like there's lights, there's a producer over there,
Speaker 1: there's a fluffer, like they've got all the things there,
Speaker 1: and you think that this you're not about to get
Speaker 1: digged down like this like this, this guy fucks for
Speaker 1: a living.
Speaker 2: So I've been a fluffer so I can attest to it.
Speaker 2: There is there's a lot that goes on behind the scenes,
Speaker 2: a lot, and.
Speaker 1: She just has no clue. And I think she may
Speaker 1: have a little bit of an addiction to point.
Speaker 2: I think so too. I wonder. I was like, is
Speaker 2: she gonna throw around the A word, because I feel
Speaker 2: like she has that. But she's really into BDSM and
Speaker 2: she was. We saw in a last episode she was
Speaker 2: spanked by guy at this BDSM club and she's had
Speaker 2: a couple of dates, but she's like, it's harder to
Speaker 2: find a guy than I thought, and it makes me
Speaker 2: feel what's wrong with me? And so she goes to
Speaker 2: doctor Cross and they're talking about this and she says,
Speaker 2: I was on these two dates and one started off well.
Speaker 2: But she's like, but then he showed his ass because
Speaker 2: he was being this respectful. I didn't see this, Maybe
Speaker 2: you did.
Speaker 1: He I don't think he was being disrespectful. I think
Speaker 1: he was being like a little bit of a snarky
Speaker 1: ass because she wanted to go to some selfie place
Speaker 1: and he's like, all right, let's do this, let's do that.
Speaker 1: Then we're going to go do your selfie shit, Like
Speaker 1: I talk like that, that's my humor. I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to your ship now, you know. I think
Speaker 1: he kind of meant it that way, but she didn't
Speaker 1: even communicate with him to say to see, like, well,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? Why did you say it like that?
Speaker 1: She just totally blocked them. And then she kind of
Speaker 1: did the same thing with the guy last week. He
Speaker 1: was totally into uh what is it the d smut machine?
Speaker 1: He was totally into that. He slapped her ass and
Speaker 1: all that, and then she just well, he's too small. Well,
Speaker 1: when you first met him, you saw he was small,
Speaker 1: and you were perfectly okay with that, because she's fucking
Speaker 1: half giant herself. So I mean, I think lots of
Speaker 1: guy's going to be shorter than her. But this was
Speaker 1: the perfect guy for her to have sex with. He
Speaker 1: was into all the things that she was into. But
Speaker 1: I think she's mind fucked up.
Speaker 2: Here, Yeah, I think. Yeah. I think because also too, y'all,
Speaker 2: don't put it past the short king. I'm done.
Speaker 1: Hello, I don't.
Speaker 2: I've had I've had some short men lay me out.
Speaker 1: So with the good Lord, don't give you in one area,
Speaker 1: he gonna give you a little extra in the other area. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he may not be very tall, but he's packing
Speaker 1: down there. So I think that guy was perfect for her.
Speaker 1: He understood that she was a virgin, that she also
Speaker 1: had these kinks, these little kinky things.
Speaker 2: That she likes. Yes, but with them, yeah, yes she
Speaker 2: should have. It's and it's Doctor Cross kind of hints
Speaker 2: this too, But well, you were saying these are all excuses,
Speaker 2: because she tells Doctor Cross she said, well, she said,
Speaker 2: well he's smaller, but no, what the deal is. Actually
Speaker 2: she felt like she was bigger, she was too big,
Speaker 2: and so it's all of her stuff. And I love
Speaker 2: doctor Cross when she's like, so I just dismissed myself
Speaker 2: in a situation and Doctor Cross kind of looks at
Speaker 2: her like a disapproving mom and says, so you didn't
Speaker 2: communicate at all, and she's like, no, and so, and
Speaker 2: that's where I do think like doctor Cross brings up
Speaker 2: this idea that she needs to develop intimacy in her
Speaker 2: life period with people. And I think a lot of
Speaker 2: people think of these it's like separate things, but it
Speaker 2: is true. It's like the ability for someone who's a
Speaker 2: little bit introverted to make friends or talk to people
Speaker 2: at a networking event. It's different, but yet that same
Speaker 2: seed of kind of pushing yourself is the same, is
Speaker 2: the same energy you need to cultivate when asking someone
Speaker 2: out on a date doing that kind of stuff. And
Speaker 2: I think she's trying to get her to connect that.
Speaker 2: But so you know, doctor Cross said basically told her.
Speaker 2: She's like, look, you are judging someone before you've even
Speaker 2: met them. Yeah, and she is yep, and you've created
Speaker 2: this unrealistic person you feel is a perfect person. That
Speaker 2: And she's like, and now you're coupling And this is
Speaker 2: the part I was like, more speak more she and
Speaker 2: you're coupling this with the pornography. Yep, you're watching it
Speaker 2: and you're looking to manifest that. So again, y'all, I
Speaker 2: have gone into a men's football locker room. It was
Speaker 2: not like the movies I saw and felt like I
Speaker 2: felt very uncomfortable and was worried for my safety. So, boy,
Speaker 2: it's not like the movie I saw. Uh yeah, So
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, but she I love this too, Like
Speaker 2: I'm friends with I don't know if she's been on
Speaker 2: Pink Shade or not, but I'm friends with Damona Hoffman,
Speaker 2: and she's a dating coach and we've had her on
Speaker 2: for like love is blind to talk about, but she
Speaker 2: talks about this too, that going into a date looking
Speaker 2: for someone to check your boxes is setting you up
Speaker 2: for failure and every time, every time, Yeah, because if
Speaker 2: you're expectations are too high, you're looking for perfection instead
Speaker 2: of person. And that's basically what she's trying to get
Speaker 2: to explain to her. I loved this part. I thought
Speaker 2: this was really I mean, I.
Speaker 1: Thought this was perfect. She clocked it, Yeah, she totally
Speaker 1: clocked it. And I think soon as she said a
Speaker 1: Rasha was like, oh, I think you know the guy
Speaker 1: she was married to really did a number on her.
Speaker 1: You know, he was disgusted by her. There was no intimacy,
Speaker 1: there was no relationship. I be damn if someone who
Speaker 1: needs me to help them get a green car is
Speaker 1: going to make me feel bad about anything, period, point blank.
Speaker 1: Is your goal not to be in this country, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to up your Your attitude's got
Speaker 1: to change a little bit. But he destroyed her.
Speaker 2: He really did a number. That's why I feel for her,
Speaker 2: because I don't think she had a ton of confidence
Speaker 2: to begin with, right, And I think some stuff probably
Speaker 2: happened for her in childhood.
Speaker 1: I think she just was overweight and found herself to
Speaker 1: be not traditionally attractive. But she just says she was
Speaker 1: big all of her life, you know. So, I mean,
Speaker 1: I I get that as a person who has been very,
Speaker 1: very very big, I get it. You're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm not attractive. I'm not this, I'm not that. And
Speaker 1: then you're walking around you're a big old virgin. Then
Speaker 1: you get married. You get married and you still can't
Speaker 1: get a dicken Like that's got to fuck with you
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, not even a kiss.
Speaker 2: It's traumatic. It's actually, Yeah, you know when you're with
Speaker 2: someone that's that's that you're especially you're married too, and
Speaker 2: not we forget that. Neglect is abuse. Yeah, really is emotional.
Speaker 2: And I think that there's a lot of PTSD that
Speaker 2: she still has.
Speaker 1: Most definitely, Yeah, I mean, he just really did a
Speaker 1: number on her, And I'm just like, girl, why did
Speaker 1: you not beat him ass? Like? That is crazy to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yeah, it's crazy. So yeah, that man would
Speaker 2: have been out so but so, she she tells the
Speaker 2: therapist that she has a friend that wants to go.
Speaker 2: I think her friend's Tiffany or knows.
Speaker 1: It, Jessica.
Speaker 2: Jessica friend wants to go to a nudist resort or
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, an adult resort where they do have nudity,
Speaker 2: and so she is gonna go. And she also wants
Speaker 2: to go out this guy named William. They go out
Speaker 2: on date a couple of times.
Speaker 1: When she likes the white boys. She loves the white boys.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, then well she does, yeah, she has
Speaker 2: she had the type and so, but she liked the dates.
Speaker 2: Now then we see this Mom is hilarious. She is,
Speaker 2: I mean, but I understand why. She's probably why Rash
Speaker 2: is a little hard on herself because Mom didn't Mom
Speaker 2: doesn't take shit at all.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, and then we saw she had that
Speaker 1: huge fucking speaker in her living room. I'm like, now,
Speaker 1: you know, every Sunday morning, she's got what's his name,
Speaker 1: TD Jake's blasting loud for everybody in the neighborhood to hear.
Speaker 1: And she has that speaker turn just to the right angle,
Speaker 1: you know, towards Russ's room, like she really needs to
Speaker 1: hear the word of the Lord. Today. So her mom's funny.
Speaker 1: Her sister's funny too.
Speaker 2: Her sister's funny too. So she is packing and she's saying, oh,
Speaker 2: look this is what I'm gonna wear. This is our pajamas,
Speaker 2: and the.
Speaker 1: Mom girl, everything was naked.
Speaker 2: As the mom said, that ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her sister's like, where are your jeans? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm wondering the same damn thing. How what are you
Speaker 1: gonna ride home in?
Speaker 2: Like everything was naked, bitch, you gotta get there in public?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes you do.
Speaker 2: We have to wear panties in Walmart? Like what?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like come on, it was she.
Speaker 1: Was ready for her baby, like she was like open
Speaker 1: access all over here, like pull this one string and
Speaker 1: everything will come off. Like I was like, where do
Speaker 1: you get that ship from? Like damn?
Speaker 2: I yeah. And that's kind of her thing, like she
Speaker 2: it's like she wants to talk a big game or
Speaker 2: like jump all in, but really she needs to just
Speaker 2: put a toe in because she's done nothing because yeh,
Speaker 2: it's it's and I don't think it's all talk like
Speaker 2: in a in a bad way or trying to convince people.
Speaker 2: She's trying to convince herself.
Speaker 1: She that's exactly what she's doing.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, So so anyway, so there, their mom and
Speaker 2: sister are talking to her, and basically she's like, you know,
Speaker 2: this is an adult resort and and sisters sister is like,
Speaker 2: is their nudest and she's like, yeah, but you can
Speaker 2: be nude, and and she a lot of her thinking
Speaker 2: is very juvenile and are just emotionally, like she says, y'all, look,
Speaker 2: I've been doing orgy. I know what that looks like.
Speaker 2: And she's not completely wrong, but she's like, I just
Speaker 2: picture everyone's screwing each other and it's like they're meshed
Speaker 2: all little ball and you see legs and arms and
Speaker 2: eyes hop out and I'm like, do you mean like
Speaker 2: fucking Looney Tunes when they fight? Right, like there's a
Speaker 2: cloud of dust and then you just be like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah. And I'm like that's basically how she
Speaker 1: described it, Like girl, that is not how it is.
Speaker 1: Too much TV for Rausha, too much TV, too much
Speaker 1: Internet for Rasha.
Speaker 2: Yeah, too much, too much. So but and the you know,
Speaker 2: mom's like, you're not doing this, you are grown, and
Speaker 2: Sis is like she is grown though, so she was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna boost you up because you're gonna do this,
Speaker 2: and I do love. The mom and the sister are
Speaker 2: talking to the camera, and that's where the sister is
Speaker 2: trying to tell the mom. She's like, Mom, she's a
Speaker 2: grown woman and she hasn't experienced any sexual awake. And
Speaker 2: the mom looks right there and says.
Speaker 1: Well, I haven't either, but bitch, you got two kids.
Speaker 1: You've at least done it once that we know of,
Speaker 1: unless these are not your kids. But I think Mom's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've had it, but I ain't had it real good, Like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe you need to pack your ship and go and
Speaker 1: go with Russia. So y'all can both Like.
Speaker 2: Damn, I could watch a show with this family. They're funny,
Speaker 2: they're facing, they're funny. They're very funny. So anyway, so
Speaker 2: as sisters, it's just gonna be a bunch of as
Speaker 2: and titties. She's gonna be showing, and their sister's like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna support you. MAM's side eyeing and as she says, look,
Speaker 2: I am grown. I have gray hairs on my vagina.
Speaker 2: I'm grown.
Speaker 1: You might need to pluck a few of those.
Speaker 2: I didn't need to know that, but that's no, but that,
Speaker 2: but that's I don't know if.
Speaker 1: She's so young to have gray ones on her giants.
Speaker 1: I'm like forty five. I don't have no damn hairs
Speaker 1: down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. Well, I'm blondie red, so I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: But I don't think I do either, And I'm gonna
Speaker 2: just say I don't. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure done. But watch we take a sharge
Speaker 1: and Nicy like twelve. I'm like, god, damn it, damn it.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said anything, damn damn it.
Speaker 2: All right, So she ends up going with her friend Jessica,
Speaker 2: and she's getting ready to go to the resort and
Speaker 2: she talks about William again and she says he's sweet
Speaker 2: and he's carrying. It makes me feel safe, and the
Speaker 2: producers like, do you think you're gonna have sex with him?
Speaker 2: And she's like, she hasn't talked to him though about
Speaker 2: BDSM and that she wants to do all that, and
Speaker 2: so she wants to build trusted anymore. I think that
Speaker 2: is a good plan too, Yes, yes, I do too.
Speaker 2: She thought about inviting him to this the friend is
Speaker 2: co signing it, and like this is great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get her and all her blue eyes
Speaker 1: shadow because friend had.
Speaker 2: On all yes was wet and wild nineteen eighty. Yes,
Speaker 2: it was, Oh, you think it's a good idea to
Speaker 2: invite him to this place that's called Secrets Hideaway. This
Speaker 2: place looks so cheap.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's really gonna get to know where if
Speaker 1: he does go. I mean it looked kind of horrible
Speaker 1: to me. Motel, Like, I'm like, is that rust on
Speaker 1: the gate?
Speaker 2: Like it looked. I had to look up the website
Speaker 2: as we're talking, but it.
Speaker 1: Was most definitely not Tricksy's motel. It was this was bad. This,
Speaker 1: this was bad.
Speaker 2: But all she can do is ask it's oh, it's
Speaker 2: in kissing me so you can go to Disney, drop
Speaker 2: your kids off at Disney World, and then go to Secrets.
Speaker 2: It's a swinger. It definitely is into swingers parties. Oh,
Speaker 2: their website is really boy, there's a lot of a
Speaker 2: lot of a lot of stuff there. So woit just
Speaker 2: this does not look.
Speaker 1: It didn't look good from what we saw. No, before
Speaker 1: I sat down, I would have put a towel on wherever.
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, I got a Halloween party. Good for them,
Speaker 2: all right, if you if you're a bunkie and you've
Speaker 2: been to Secrets Hideaway or you work there, let us
Speaker 2: know in the comments.
Speaker 1: We would love, we would love to pick your brain.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why isn't want going to make a show
Speaker 2: about Secrets Hideaway? That sounds like a TLC show just
Speaker 2: the staff. Yes, it does, come on, Matt Sharp, give
Speaker 2: us that, because it's just a Matt Sharp joint.
Speaker 1: It is, right, m I assume it is. I'm not
Speaker 1: one hundred percent sure, but if I had to bet,
Speaker 1: I'd say it was Matt Sharp.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well, okay. So she walks in and
Speaker 2: she's like, this is a whole new world. I'm about
Speaker 2: to live my best life. And she tells her friend
Speaker 2: I would like William to see this, and she says
Speaker 2: I miss him, and I'm like, okay, girl, you went
Speaker 2: on two days. But but Tiffany Blue, I'm sorry Blue eyeshadow.
Speaker 2: Now it's just like do it, do it? Just do it?
Speaker 1: So a wing woman, for sure?
Speaker 2: For sure. She texted him and oh gosh, she says
Speaker 2: through three dots, he's texting back, will it happen? Well?
Speaker 2: Next week? Gone and sees it. I think that's William.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what he looks like.
Speaker 1: So there's oh, you know, you just made a good point.
Speaker 1: Is that even William who we saw or was this New.
Speaker 2: York will no good points. William told William didn't want
Speaker 2: to sign a release to me. That's what that means
Speaker 2: is William didn't want to be on the show. So
Speaker 2: we don't know this guy that we see is William
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 1: So that we saw in the pool when they first
Speaker 1: came to the motel, we just we exactly now, yes.
Speaker 2: So there so we see that, we see that that uh,
Speaker 2: and it's having wine with Conrad. Alex and Lorn are
Speaker 2: going on a day and they're going to a place
Speaker 2: that kind of looks like a swinger plate. It's got
Speaker 2: a round bed and a heart shaped pool.
Speaker 1: I ain't never seen a heart shaped pool in my life.
Speaker 2: There's so I've never seen one in person either, And
Speaker 2: they freak me out.
Speaker 1: I'm just on TV. I just think grossness. That's happened,
Speaker 1: thank you?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, so and Sonali is either
Speaker 2: crying or orgasmine with a pree.
Speaker 1: We don't know. Well, here's the thing, I'm like, girl,
Speaker 1: now you got a crystal In Yakuchi, like, just like,
Speaker 1: what is next, Sonali? We have seen it. That may
Speaker 1: embarrass your parents right there. It's just she's a mess.
Speaker 1: She has really a mess. Just a peaky that's all
Speaker 1: we need. Yeah, something, goodness, gracious, I'm that girl.
Speaker 2: That girl. Well, why I'm mad at you and Mary
Speaker 2: Payne now because now I'm interested in this goddamn show.
Speaker 1: They're interesting characters. Characters, yeah, but you just kind of
Speaker 1: root for all of them.
Speaker 2: Well, and it's a good premise because you're like, who's
Speaker 2: gonna bang?
Speaker 1: Exactly like you you cannot wait to find out, you know,
Speaker 1: when they do it how it goes like this is
Speaker 1: this and that? Like are we going to have like
Speaker 1: a shot of a wall? But we can hear all
Speaker 1: the morning and groaning going on in the bed, like
Speaker 1: what what's going on? So yeah, I can't I can't
Speaker 1: wait to see.
Speaker 2: That's well, y'all, that is it for today. We are done.
Speaker 2: So that's all the notes that I took. I do
Speaker 2: want to remind I know I'm not a host of
Speaker 2: this show, but Mary Payne did put me on Hello
Speaker 2: Lash And I just saw that they're doing a promo
Speaker 2: code of pink shape thirty actually more than twenty percent.
Speaker 2: So y'all, hello, lash is amazing and I get complimented
Speaker 2: the city lashes all the fucking time.
Speaker 1: So to do it every night, every night, and every
Speaker 1: night put some of your brows.
Speaker 2: Like, yes, brows. Yes, So it's amazing. Yes, Pink Shade
Speaker 2: thirty is your code. And so I ended up buying
Speaker 2: their vitamin C and I really like it as well.
Speaker 1: So see I have not tried any of their other products,
Speaker 1: so I'm I said that, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so anyway, so I just want to let you know.
Speaker 2: So all right, well, sugar, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for helping us out today. Like
Speaker 1: course we both woke up early in the morning. Matt
Speaker 1: has seen me without my dragon.
Speaker 2: Don't Yeah, there's still a beach. Don't get it twisted.
Speaker 2: There's still a little beat. She ain't coming with nothing.
Speaker 1: No, I have nothing on.
Speaker 2: Oh it looks like you have eyes shut on. Your
Speaker 2: lashes look good.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's well okay, I always have on olash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just I'll be Look, they can cremate me and
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna say, but keep my eyelashes on, like
Speaker 1: I gotta have them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all lashes are gonna always be there. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: everything else is like, oh my god, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you up this early, early this morning, so I cannot
Speaker 1: thank you enough. Make sure you guys tell everyone where
Speaker 1: they can find you on social media and your podcast.
Speaker 2: Yes reality where we listen to podcasts Reality Gaze. We're
Speaker 2: also on YouTube now, so just Reality Gaze on YouTube
Speaker 2: and social media's reality Gate podcast. I Believe on Instagram
Speaker 2: and TikTok and blue Sky our realityes pod, so we
Speaker 2: y'all know us. We cover all the same shows basically,
Speaker 2: y'all do except for this one. And we don't do
Speaker 2: match Me abroad either, but we do. We just did
Speaker 2: Ultimating Queer Love, which was fantastic on Netflix. The reunion sucked,
Speaker 2: but the actual show was fantastic. I really recommend Ultimating
Speaker 2: Queer Love. Ain't no drama like lesbian drama.
Speaker 1: It's Chef's kiss see I find myself. I always watch
Speaker 1: gay men shows like, Yeah, I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: just watched a show about lesbians, so maybe I'll get
Speaker 1: this a try.
Speaker 2: Biggest fights I've ever seen are in lesbian bars.
Speaker 1: Oh I love a good fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it is so anyway, that's where you can
Speaker 2: find us. So well. Thank you so much, sugar.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to you guys. I know I'll be back for sure
Speaker 1: on Wednesday for the Valley. Uh we're hoping Mary pay
Speaker 1: has a quick recovery from her sickness and uh, either way,
Speaker 1: we're still going to get the shows out, so don't
Speaker 1: you worry at all. And thanks for