Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snart Sack.
Speaker 2: You're about to get yours glazed by the great Chris Ray, Coach,
Speaker 2: Derek black Man, and Tom Sweet. Sit back and prepare
Speaker 2: for some ship. Sit back and prepare for some glazings
Speaker 2: come out his nose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna I'm gonna edit it come, not
Speaker 3: set up blood. That was the ideas, Finn. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's just jack Box Rules basically comes funnier, just like
Speaker 4: you always though ives in the com.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's come. It's ship. It's like you've seen in
Speaker 3: Mortal Kombat how you can edit the colors of the
Speaker 3: blood and then it's like yeah, so like it's like
Speaker 3: you can do that. Yeah, so like mute it, you know,
Speaker 3: like oh, to to nerve it so it's nothing scary.
Speaker 3: So there's a white version, and that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I've seen the Invincible edit where in China, I think
Speaker 1: it was China. They didn't they made the blood not right,
Speaker 1: they made it white. So it looks like coming sure,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. Everywhere, Sure, battle beasts beating Pyo, but
Speaker 1: it's like come full in his face and he looked
Speaker 1: his face.
Speaker 4: I understand, I get that, but I thought that that
Speaker 4: was like you know, the studio is doing it, which
Speaker 4: it is in that case. I didn't think you could
Speaker 4: do that like your own, like yourself. In Mortal Kombat,
Speaker 4: there's a version where I think it. I think that's
Speaker 4: the only you know what I think there because like
Speaker 4: it usually it's green. It's like a lot of times,
Speaker 4: like the alternative turn it green so it's not as scary,
Speaker 4: but you get the green's away, right, Well, it's like vomit.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, like I remember they did that in
Speaker 3: I think the first time I saw that, I think
Speaker 3: it was in Tar Rock where turned the blood green
Speaker 3: and it's not scary, and I'm like, well, I guess
Speaker 3: this acid is like reptile and Mortal Kombat was the
Speaker 3: only one had green blood and then green green.
Speaker 1: Was just a default.
Speaker 3: I think it was just an easy palette swap. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah, you know what, I might be talking out
Speaker 3: of my ass too. You never know, somebody might have
Speaker 3: just moded it white and it's not. But I think
Speaker 3: there is a way you can change it.
Speaker 1: Yeah that I don't know. If it's acting.
Speaker 4: It's like the what is it a racingophobia filters in
Speaker 4: video games where it's just like they turned the spider
Speaker 4: into a circle.
Speaker 3: Have you seen those?
Speaker 1: I didn't even know. I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3: What are you surprised by this? That's interesting?
Speaker 1: No, because do they have something for everything?
Speaker 3: Like if you're if you're not justified, if you're like
Speaker 3: playing ace combat. For people who are acrophobic, they just
Speaker 3: what is it looked like? You're not on the air,
Speaker 3: if you're afraid of heights and it's car. If you're
Speaker 3: afraid of heights and ace combat, it's just a void.
Speaker 1: It's just nothing. I think.
Speaker 4: No, you're no, We've been over this. Being afraid of
Speaker 4: heights is about being afraid of the floor, being far away, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because if there's no floor, if there's no floor, because.
Speaker 3: Like say, for example, uh in Space Mountain, Uh is
Speaker 3: it Space Mountain? The ride there is the one when
Speaker 3: it's all dark and ship. Yeah, so I can't see anything.
Speaker 3: So there's no ground to be afraid of, right, Like
Speaker 3: even though I'm a sin you know, like before the
Speaker 3: big drive, it's just this going going, and then it's
Speaker 3: counting down.
Speaker 1: I'm just looking down.
Speaker 3: You don't see anything, versus being on a regular traditional
Speaker 3: roller coast and I'm looking at the ground, like holy fuck.
Speaker 1: I went on Space Mountain once and the thing didn't latch,
Speaker 1: so uh so he stood up like yeah everywhere and
Speaker 1: die and get my head. They've done it and break.
Speaker 1: It's like the ride is kind of struggling to go,
Speaker 1: but then it's finally.
Speaker 3: Goes for I saw a video like, what is that guy?
Speaker 4: I saw a video like a fucking half hour ago
Speaker 4: of like some Indian kid putting his hand out of
Speaker 4: it moving like he was sitting on a train, and
Speaker 4: then he hit something and then he clear he clearly
Speaker 4: his arm. Now he didn't look any it didn't look
Speaker 4: gory or nothing, but he was like and he was
Speaker 4: just trying to play it off real cool. Oh like,
Speaker 4: and then he just sat and cried.
Speaker 1: Was he wailing or was he just cry?
Speaker 4: He was just he was just silently. It was a
Speaker 4: silent cry.
Speaker 1: That's how you know it. That's how you know there's
Speaker 1: acknowledgment and pain, you know, right, cry.
Speaker 4: Quiet It's like, what have I done? What have I done?
Speaker 1: I did this some much that has been my have
Speaker 1: you guys experienced? Boy hype?
Speaker 4: What is that? What are you saying?
Speaker 3: You know, when you're like when you're around when you're young.
Speaker 4: Sound yeah, I don't like. I don't like when you're around.
Speaker 1: Your friends and you're young and you're on your friends
Speaker 1: and it's a bunch of kids doing.
Speaker 3: Something something did he would say, yeah, like, boy.
Speaker 4: It does sound Go ahead, we'll turn to my boy
Speaker 4: hype party.
Speaker 1: Okay, what did he tell you about? He didn't. So
Speaker 1: when I was younger, I dispassed. Me and my friends
Speaker 1: be hanging out at like the fucking playground and like,
Speaker 1: how old are you? I was maybe like seventeen, seventeen eighteen, No,
Speaker 1: it's maybe like twenty nine.
Speaker 3: We'll be like thirty four older than early.
Speaker 1: I forgot what I was honestly, that fucking my friend
Speaker 1: I was inconvenient my age blank all right, but no,
Speaker 1: I like right now, like right now. When I was
Speaker 1: like maybe like a kid went out of the bronx,
Speaker 1: I was like fucking like between like seven and eleven,
Speaker 1: and I gave you say when you kid and my
Speaker 1: friend take it, yeah cool. But my friends we were
Speaker 1: like be doing shit and one guy would like jump
Speaker 1: or something. I could jump over that, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: do it, and then you go and you do it
Speaker 1: and someone gets fucking hurt immediately because that all was
Speaker 1: all being a young kid, was is your other little
Speaker 1: friends hype because are all too stupid to understand consequences?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But it's interesting because I don't think girls have
Speaker 1: that the same way.
Speaker 4: I know what you're saying. I don't think I ever
Speaker 4: had that though.
Speaker 3: I really never had that experience, no, because I was
Speaker 3: always like I just didn't want to get hurt.
Speaker 4: I just really I just really wanted to.
Speaker 1: Avoid just wouldn't think about it. I'd be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: my friends hyped me up, Let's go jump off this,
Speaker 1: Like dude, there we assessed the danger if it was
Speaker 1: too crazy, like, ye, not happen. I would never do
Speaker 1: anything that I wasn't sure that I could do.
Speaker 4: We also because I also was definitely afraid of embarrassing
Speaker 4: myself in front of everybody. That was also something where
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not gonna do something if I'm
Speaker 4: not absolutely confident I can do it. And so like
Speaker 4: I never ended up doing any of that weird.
Speaker 1: Like me and my friends would get on the swat,
Speaker 1: you know, get on the swings and you would jump right.
Speaker 1: But where I lived in the Bronx, there was a
Speaker 1: gate right in front of the swing set so one
Speaker 1: of my friends jump.
Speaker 3: And landed on the gate.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Cool, it landed right on the gate. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, he just had no idea about like trajectory.
Speaker 1: He just because we were all doing it. And he
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna go super high and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: and You're like, it's funny because the way kids jump
Speaker 1: out of swings, they like got a roll on like sore.
Speaker 1: And I remember looking at him and I was like,
Speaker 1: m that's not gonna end well.
Speaker 3: Right on it?
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Did you guys ever jump off backwards? That was the
Speaker 3: That was the final boss.
Speaker 1: This is that's the kid.
Speaker 3: There's a kid that I I don't think he exists
Speaker 3: because first of all, his name was Chaz.
Speaker 1: Who's whose name?
Speaker 3: Chad knew one cha Chazz? Maybe it was the same guy,
Speaker 3: and he just hops from school to school because I
Speaker 3: never saw my game that year.
Speaker 1: Do you understand how much older he's a mythical creature.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because because Chaz came to art it was my
Speaker 3: my my elementary school, my private elementary school, and started
Speaker 3: teaching us all this cool tricks that like he how
Speaker 3: to flip off the walls, how to get off the swing, backwards,
Speaker 3: and then I met a fay. He met a fay.
Speaker 1: He never saw him again. He's like, all right, kids
Speaker 1: later and he disappeared. Swear to god, he was not
Speaker 1: there in a complete year.
Speaker 3: And there's a lot of those people that went to
Speaker 3: that school that I've came across throughout time, especially with
Speaker 3: my older brother. He's very sentimental and finds he's like
Speaker 3: family tree guy and does all the ship so like, oh,
Speaker 3: here's this person, here's Villia, here's Nick Chaz.
Speaker 1: No, Chazz, chazzn't exist.
Speaker 3: That was a fairy.
Speaker 1: He fairy, and I taught him about how to be
Speaker 1: bad and then fucking dipped. It was weird, all right, kids,
Speaker 1: and I'll go jump off small buildings and die and
Speaker 1: I'll see you later.
Speaker 3: And he again, he.
Speaker 1: Fucking the fucking bathroom door turned into vines and he
Speaker 1: walked through it, and no one else.
Speaker 3: Could do it.
Speaker 1: After we just never talked about it.
Speaker 3: I forgot it.
Speaker 1: We forgot it. They're gonna go home. I'm like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: he did walk through a fucking doorway of vines.
Speaker 4: Now that you mention it, Yeah, oky, what happened to Chaz?
Speaker 4: I think our Chas is just a gay kid, this.
Speaker 1: Teach you how to do gay stuff.
Speaker 4: No, he didn't teach us anything.
Speaker 3: Talking about he talked about being gay, about being gay.
Speaker 4: I'm gay, and I think he's as person now No no, yeah.
Speaker 1: No, blest shows are not my vibe.
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, I mean good for him. I mean
Speaker 4: I would never be out there dead again, so good
Speaker 4: what anyway.
Speaker 3: One of my closest friends was gay as ship, but
Speaker 3: we didn't know what gay was yet.
Speaker 6: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Just like first, as we got older, it was like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, there was also some things my brother actually unlocked.
Speaker 3: The memory for me that is that could be you know, controversial,
Speaker 3: I guess, but we're all kids. Where he was very
Speaker 3: I guess more he was he understood sexuality before we did,
Speaker 3: and so he would be all like we'd have sleepovers
Speaker 3: and he'd be like he.
Speaker 1: Was like a frat boy.
Speaker 3: It basically the way they do like oh, getting like naked,
Speaker 3: pull out his dick and we're like, bro, that's crazy,
Speaker 3: And you know, I was like, oh, well, you know,
Speaker 3: he just kind of like was really discovering himself and
Speaker 3: maybe fishing, you know, And I was like I was like,
Speaker 3: oh man, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like I was like older. Yeah, from in the early
Speaker 1: high school when I had a very good, close gay
Speaker 1: friend early high school, and that's when I like, I
Speaker 1: deconstruct the homophobia in my mind. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a dumb thing that made me leave the church. Actually,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is dumb as fun, and
Speaker 1: then I stopped believing in God. You're like, homosexuality is cool.
Speaker 1: God's not real?
Speaker 3: Is that was?
Speaker 1: It was like, it was like, oh, being gay is
Speaker 1: not a problem with this guy is the least problematic
Speaker 1: person I've met, and he's just Meanwhile, you guys beat
Speaker 1: your wives here the church I don't have to be around,
Speaker 1: which is really interestinct.
Speaker 4: I think my friends in Catholic school made me stop
Speaker 4: believing your gods. You're earnestly you're a Catholic.
Speaker 1: Like friends Catholic school, A lot of the Catholic girls
Speaker 1: I know where What did they do to you?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 4: It's not even about the earth.
Speaker 1: Unlock those memories of the crazy.
Speaker 3: The crazy.
Speaker 4: I might have told this story on the show before,
Speaker 4: but I don't. I actually don't know. The craziest fucking
Speaker 4: memory that I have is I was looking for I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna name their names because like they're fucking their
Speaker 4: first graders at this time or something that'd be crazy,
Speaker 4: but it's still.
Speaker 1: I was looking for my friend.
Speaker 4: We had a concrete fucking playground. It was it was
Speaker 4: it was the the parking lot, and they would empty
Speaker 4: the cars out for recess because that's what that's what
Speaker 4: they had in fucking Yonkers or whatever. And I was
Speaker 4: going out. I was looking for my two friends, and
Speaker 4: I was like, where the fuck are they? And they're
Speaker 4: in an alley and a girl in our class is
Speaker 4: stripping for them. I'm not even fucking this is not
Speaker 4: a joke.
Speaker 3: This is not even a slight exaggeration, like really like
Speaker 3: it's like actually for.
Speaker 1: Brain burying that I'm brain blood buryering that out in
Speaker 1: my mind right now, Like okay, I don't even want
Speaker 1: to talk about scenario.
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy? It is like I just I
Speaker 4: wanted to trade Pokemon.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were like I'm in the first grade or
Speaker 1: something in your No, you didn't walk away, you scamper
Speaker 1: all for They sound like a cat running a period
Speaker 1: of and I walked out.
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know what was happening at first. I
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, what's going what do you guys doing.
Speaker 3: They were like, hey, shut down.
Speaker 4: I was like what.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 1: It was total soprano interaction. You gotta tip her a
Speaker 1: Pokemon card, give me your peaky you don't be a
Speaker 1: fucking bitch man show.
Speaker 4: It is still to this day is such a distressing
Speaker 4: memory because I'm just.
Speaker 3: Like, man, the first grade, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: It was two Italians of course, oh man, okay, Italian kids. Man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they learned it from their soprano dad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had something growing up in New York.
Speaker 1: You gotta get yourself, am.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 4: I really can't stress enough how real this story is.
Speaker 4: It's a very real batman. I like to funk around sometimes.
Speaker 4: This is very seriously. Actually had a real experience.
Speaker 1: Your Italian people are the funniest thing ever because they're
Speaker 1: the most blatantly racist motherfuckers. But I generally don't think
Speaker 1: they mean it. I think it's just how they're socialized
Speaker 1: to speak to each other.
Speaker 4: Sure, Oh, just the like the shorthand in the languages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like I'm gonna say something very disrespectful
Speaker 1: to you, and I don't mean it. I don't we
Speaker 1: don't mean it. To you, and it's like, this is crazy.
Speaker 4: It's like using the flor on Xbox Live when you're
Speaker 4: like thirteen or something.
Speaker 1: I It's not, it's not. I think it's actually more innocent.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is like I've definitely, I've absolutely used
Speaker 3: that term recently.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't think recently at all.
Speaker 1: But wait no, wait have I But the.
Speaker 4: Point is on Xbox Live, I absolutely used that word.
Speaker 4: I had no opinion of gay people at all, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. Yeah, it's just like that sounds
Speaker 4: like a fucking strong I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I've definitely I've definitely been hanging out with a
Speaker 1: time girls that I'm dating, and I've heard them say
Speaker 1: racist stuff about me through her What do.
Speaker 3: You a big fan of black people?
Speaker 1: You know? And they like strunck my shoulder and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's just disrespectful, Like what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It's like he likes Life of My joke er, I'll
Speaker 1: kill you.
Speaker 3: She likes mollions, you know, shoot you a million times?
Speaker 1: There were those kind of Italians that would would have
Speaker 1: not been around them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't you know what it was weird?
Speaker 1: We had like hip hop.
Speaker 3: You know, one of those guys moved moved to our state,
Speaker 3: you know, because you don't see them in California. They're like, yeah, Anthony,
Speaker 3: the most Italian last name ever, big Italian knows something
Speaker 3: Anthony over here.
Speaker 1: It's it's hurts me more than so fucking knuckle dusts
Speaker 1: with their name on it. Bro Dude, that ship would
Speaker 1: drive me insane.
Speaker 4: Met Paul and Gabby went on like a fucking tirade
Speaker 4: for like four hours just inventing fake Italians because it's
Speaker 4: surprisingly easy. It is, really, it is the easiest like
Speaker 4: demographic to to like improvise fake people.
Speaker 1: I think it's Italians and standing people, Like I think
Speaker 1: those are the two easy ones. Italians and Hispanic people.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, put like three Vanish words together and pep like,
Speaker 3: yeah that's a person.
Speaker 1: You know how many Marias I've met in my life? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: those are real people. Yeah.
Speaker 4: If there's an Anthony Figarelli, like okay, yeah, I think
Speaker 4: there is, they're.
Speaker 1: Probably Anthony Cigarello out there, Like that's a real thing.
Speaker 1: Like if I look that up and it'll be like,
Speaker 1: oh ship right now, that Cigarello for what purpose?
Speaker 3: Luigi h I'm.
Speaker 1: Talking about you always gotta have your emergency cigarello.
Speaker 3: You don't even sweep the fuck you actually have a cigarello.
Speaker 1: You have emergency cigarello. You don't even smoke. Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: just one of those melanions, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's moullagnon whatever, mel melano.
Speaker 3: That is a crazy thing to have.
Speaker 1: What do you mean what it's so crazy getting on
Speaker 1: your list dude.
Speaker 3: The end of The Sopranos, he almost developed the list,
Speaker 3: but it was he was doing it too hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like it started getting a little too
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, man, two leveled up, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, James.
Speaker 4: He's two handed in that, like it's like his Skyrim
Speaker 4: stating that in that specific got like way crazy. You're
Speaker 4: too powerful for the game now.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like my buddy punching Aldowin three times and
Speaker 3: killing him.
Speaker 1: I've seen you like that and I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: and that was just regular like console, no mods.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. That means he spent time in caves punching
Speaker 3: crabs dude for hours.
Speaker 1: Imagine how many hours he clocked in like this. You
Speaker 1: hit Aldoeen one time and he's like, oh, ship me
Speaker 1: this God of Death is like, I really don't I
Speaker 1: can take three of those, dude, I like swallow areas.
Speaker 3: I I fucking devour ship. And then he's getting punched
Speaker 3: by he gets, he gets and he.
Speaker 1: Just he gets hit. He moves with the hit and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh no, and he's like do I run
Speaker 1: away or do I count? He's gonna yell me out
Speaker 1: the air and right, nothing can got a.
Speaker 4: Fight, nothing can make me hate. But as the games
Speaker 4: for that man, just the fact that you can.
Speaker 1: Do that, you can't. You can't.
Speaker 4: What's the villain? The first villain in a fallout four?
Speaker 4: The guy who like steals you or something?
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot his name. Yeah, the guy has a
Speaker 1: cool gun.
Speaker 3: He has a cool gun.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kellogg, he tried to pull that out.
Speaker 1: He tried to go invisible on me. That nigga tried.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't believe. I can't believe you
Speaker 1: dared to do that something. I'm gonna shoot a nuke
Speaker 1: in this room. I can't.
Speaker 3: How dare you how?
Speaker 1: I was so mad?
Speaker 4: I was like, my favorite clips of that guy are
Speaker 4: like him immediately dying and then like usually it's like
Speaker 4: his his head staying and his body exploding undernath his head.
Speaker 1: Those games are great, man, Like, I really, when I
Speaker 1: first moved here, I played fucking fall Off four hard.
Speaker 1: I played that game a lot. So that's another game
Speaker 1: I just can't play anymore.
Speaker 4: You play Fallout four a lot?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't I remember this?
Speaker 1: Played it hard, played a game a lot.
Speaker 3: I remember you playing a lot of sky. I don't
Speaker 3: remember you playing a lot. I can't.
Speaker 1: Like those games are games that are so immersive that
Speaker 1: you can't go back to them. For me, it's like
Speaker 1: I can't. Like I'm trying to play three again as
Speaker 1: a dark urge.
Speaker 4: I don't know how many times do you played that
Speaker 4: game of already four's it?
Speaker 3: I feel like it's been more some really long drawn
Speaker 3: up I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have to played the game. I actually play
Speaker 1: the game like in depth. I'm outed this one really crazy.
Speaker 1: So this one is nuts. I can throw a grenade
Speaker 1: that spawns dragons dead serious, it's crazy, It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: It's actually out of pocket.
Speaker 4: Well it's nice anyway, that.
Speaker 1: Fighting the freaking guards and they were like they thought
Speaker 1: I was like, oh you think it's funny. Crashed the game,
Speaker 1: damn near four dragons pop out of grenade, breathing fire
Speaker 1: like this is fantastic, this is this world.
Speaker 4: Well look on that note. Welcome to the snark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 4: I forgot to say it again. It's me Chris's Hip,
Speaker 4: Derek and Tip Sweetie Patreonic Concess snark Tank. Remember if
Speaker 4: you want to go over there?
Speaker 3: What lingering point?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm loading you know, I'm loading up.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's it was. I didn't get a lot
Speaker 4: of sleepless night.
Speaker 1: I was watching.
Speaker 3: I was watching.
Speaker 4: I was rewatching the Didty documentary because I just found
Speaker 4: it so entertaining. I just couldn't sleep. I was in
Speaker 4: bed playing that fucking there's like a Marvel kind of
Speaker 4: beat him up.
Speaker 1: It's mad fun it's not bad. Me and Lily were
Speaker 1: playing Last Invasion, played Last Nay.
Speaker 3: It was really funny.
Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: He sucks.
Speaker 4: They got weird fucking characters in there, though.
Speaker 1: I love the characters. Also funny.
Speaker 4: They got Beata a Bill in there.
Speaker 3: It's just like a thor. I don't know's I mean,
Speaker 3: I get it's more interesting time he had his do man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he hasn't terrifying though, so I'm come cool with it.
Speaker 1: Yet a space horse is fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: Is he a horse?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's an alien, but like he spare effectively
Speaker 1: a horse's effectively horse?
Speaker 3: Is he like in no way? What's what's happening?
Speaker 1: Is he?
Speaker 3: Is he really a horse?
Speaker 1: Looks like to you?
Speaker 3: He looks like a fucking horse like a horse.
Speaker 1: That's okay. He's an alien. He's an alien from a
Speaker 1: world that tell you something?
Speaker 4: The fat horse that look like that?
Speaker 3: Or if I saw a horse look like that, I'd
Speaker 3: be afraid.
Speaker 1: Yes, it had hands and legs and could speak. No,
Speaker 1: just head a head. There's a very question that beak
Speaker 1: thing going out. He's got the horse. That's that's what horses.
Speaker 1: Horses snouts. They're called snouts.
Speaker 3: You know they're called Wait are they? I'm not even
Speaker 3: gonna cause you know whatever I say, Your predators, let's let's.
Speaker 4: Let's ask our audience members who are a questrian.
Speaker 3: Beta mal Ray Beta mal Ray bantamil beta beta bet.
Speaker 1: Beat the fun out of you.
Speaker 3: He would beat the.
Speaker 1: Living, he'd beat the out of the earth. Yes, I
Speaker 1: get a very even a minimal Marvel character would kill
Speaker 1: everybody in the world. Yeah, probably dared Devil would.
Speaker 3: I wasna say the Punisher would, just because he's like
Speaker 3: could he just battleman nuke?
Speaker 1: What is the tower?
Speaker 4: He's just really mad.
Speaker 3: He's just really mad in white.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's really has.
Speaker 4: Any special Forces training.
Speaker 3: I guess he has the power of vengeance, and but
Speaker 3: he's not afraid to kill, which that's why it stupid
Speaker 3: that Batman has that power.
Speaker 1: And the Punisher the thing everyone's The Punisher is.
Speaker 4: Actually like really like it's it's very funny to be
Speaker 4: that Batman exists in Gotham and then the Punisher exists
Speaker 4: in the Marvel universe because comparatively, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're not Marvel's New York is nowhere near as
Speaker 1: bad as Gotham, and because New York gets invaded by
Speaker 1: aliens and ship and it's still like I'd rather live
Speaker 1: here than there, because at least here there's opportunity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not gonna have like a clown.
Speaker 4: Fucking roofy you and like carve your face out and
Speaker 4: sticking on a robot just to make a riddle for
Speaker 4: like a billionaire guy, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 4: it's it's a very different realm of scary, but like
Speaker 4: the Punisher is way more justified in Gotham than he
Speaker 4: is in Marvel's New York. And Batman is so much
Speaker 4: more unjustified in Gotham than he would be in Marvel's
Speaker 4: New York.
Speaker 1: I think that's why that's my thing.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I I like Batman a lot, but I think the
Speaker 1: more you look at him, like, oh, this is really
Speaker 1: stupid and you gotta step your way.
Speaker 3: But it's gotta be a lot of comic books are
Speaker 3: service level, you gotta kind of.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of them a little. I think
Speaker 1: him in particular is because of the fact he deals
Speaker 1: with crime in such a like no one else touched
Speaker 1: me kind of way. Sure, it's like it's like I
Speaker 1: like it, it's interesting, but it's also like, brother, how
Speaker 1: is no one being like yo, Bruce.
Speaker 4: That I learned that a long time ago. Though I
Speaker 4: learned that a long time ago. With the Spider Sense
Speaker 4: where I was like, the second I thought a little
Speaker 4: bit too much about the Spider Sens, I was like,
Speaker 4: this is very stupid, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, I just can't it's a great it's a
Speaker 3: crazy like does Miles does? Does does Miles? And Spider
Speaker 3: sns go off. If a slur is about to be said.
Speaker 1: I think when I think if if it actually harms him,
Speaker 1: I think I think harm. I think harm is like
Speaker 1: what it is like whenever they're about the experienced harm,
Speaker 1: Like he almost fucked the bitch out of STD he
Speaker 1: found out or he almost sucked the crazy bitch and
Speaker 1: the spider sense went off and I was like, that's nuts.
Speaker 1: That is that would have helped me a.
Speaker 3: Lot way too in the that's that's so stupid, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Well he was in danger. Is this is danger? So
Speaker 1: it was imminent danger.
Speaker 3: She's going to cut his penis off.
Speaker 1: Imminent danger. I'm thinking the same way she had SDD.
Speaker 4: That's a crazy st I.
Speaker 1: Man, come on, level lel level up level apologies.
Speaker 3: That actually is that a thing you say? S t I, yeah,
Speaker 3: you is an infection affection?
Speaker 4: I guess, but s CD sounds way cooler.
Speaker 1: It sounds way man. I don't say t D. I
Speaker 1: guess that's he D. Yeah, it's got like a disorder.
Speaker 1: Yeah st I. It's like what boom boom, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get one now, Yeah, bring back STDs.
Speaker 3: I think something about like, uh, even PTSD is different.
Speaker 3: It's not supposed to be disorder. Anymore or something whatever.
Speaker 3: It's like, I forgot what.
Speaker 1: I feel like I heard about that too.
Speaker 4: Do you think somebody somebody's PTSD will be triggered by
Speaker 4: somebody calling it PTSD?
Speaker 1: No, I still didn't.
Speaker 3: Should be shell shocked, bro, I think it should be
Speaker 3: shocked way cooler.
Speaker 1: It sounds cooler, but also because of the fact that
Speaker 1: when it existed, it is so it's so like diminutive
Speaker 1: to people that haven't.
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's the reverse.
Speaker 1: Actually, I think I think it just sounds cool, that's it.
Speaker 4: I think it's more. I think it's I think it's
Speaker 4: like the Carl argument. I think it's just more honest.
Speaker 3: You say someone has PTSD, you want to treat him
Speaker 3: like a baby? Oh poor you damn dude, you've been
Speaker 3: through the ship. Yeah, that's cool, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 3: He's like through the ship.
Speaker 1: Dog. You know, you're literally literally proved me right, literally,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Like, but I think they would appreciate that, like you
Speaker 3: you think so, you think so highly of me, you
Speaker 3: think so highly of you, know.
Speaker 1: You you you My granddad definitely had PTSD and he
Speaker 1: fucking bottled that ship up like a man and I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, you died, So listen, thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you for your you do it, don't thank you whoever
Speaker 1: you say.
Speaker 3: Thanks for thank you for not bothering me bullshit.
Speaker 1: Thank you for keeping your problems inside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for developing a tumor and not putting
Speaker 3: your bullshit on me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so have so sick of people put their Abraham
Speaker 1: for You're a great man, even though you clearly kill children.
Speaker 3: Probably so you know, shout out o hey man. They
Speaker 3: were enemy combands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they said they were.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 1: You know what's the sad thing is that some of
Speaker 1: them are animum some of my that's really still unfortunate.
Speaker 1: An explosive device trapped to their And then then he
Speaker 1: had he had a he had a rice trainer and
Speaker 1: a pistol under his bed and they tried to get tighter.
Speaker 1: Yeah you bring that. He's holy Jesus holy. So they
Speaker 1: just pushed him out, like you.
Speaker 4: Know, you know what I always wanted to do, and
Speaker 4: like wow, thunder in like a video game or like
Speaker 4: something where it's like you have like a strainer or
Speaker 4: like a calendar or something you put on somebody's head
Speaker 4: and you push down into like they.
Speaker 3: Like they came out like spaghetti.
Speaker 4: I love that, like Plato or whatever.
Speaker 1: That the Duom guy would do, Like, that's doom guy,
Speaker 1: but like that's a waste of that should have done
Speaker 1: been done already.
Speaker 4: Actually, it's crazy that it hasn't. It's such a cool
Speaker 4: fucking but it's a dumb ex.
Speaker 1: Let's call the doom guy and tell him about it.
Speaker 3: Let's call him.
Speaker 4: No, do you have his number?
Speaker 1: I'd rather I'd rather never talk to him. Why. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm not a dean, but I feel like
Speaker 1: he in his goings on, he might just hurt.
Speaker 3: Me because he's like, are you that guy that did
Speaker 3: the rapes? The photo?
Speaker 1: And you go there? He sniffs me, you warnt he
Speaker 1: better not ever do it?
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 1: He burrows into the ground and takes off like a meteor.
Speaker 1: But opposite, where does this guy live anyway?
Speaker 4: He's a little castle in the sky.
Speaker 1: No, it isn't a gun.
Speaker 4: It's also a gun. There's a giant gun castle on
Speaker 4: this guy.
Speaker 1: And it's constantly playing that song. No literally, I think
Speaker 1: that's what's in his head. I just have a dog.
Speaker 4: For a little bit, And it'd be cool for like
Speaker 4: the first couple, like maybe like the first like hour
Speaker 4: or two, and then you'd be like, yeah, we can,
Speaker 4: we can put some like put some lea on or
Speaker 4: something at least like maybe like a shifting vibe.
Speaker 1: I would I wouldn't say damn word. I wouldn't say motherfucker.
Speaker 3: If you He wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 1: He doesn't hurt people, but I don't. Spider Man doesn't
Speaker 1: hurt people.
Speaker 4: Neither does thor Doom guy On ironically has hurt fewer
Speaker 4: people than Spider Man has.
Speaker 1: Knew that it's Captain America. You have to understand and
Speaker 1: his goings on, he would hurt.
Speaker 4: He doesn't have goings on in his He's very focused in.
Speaker 1: His but he's bugging. He's acting a.
Speaker 3: Like leisure Like. What do you think he does when
Speaker 3: in Guine.
Speaker 1: Goes into stations?
Speaker 4: I think I think he genuinely plays guitar and plays
Speaker 4: video games. I think genuinely, I think for real, I.
Speaker 1: Think he goes into stasis. I think when he's not
Speaker 1: fighting demons, he just stays standing straight up.
Speaker 4: And do maternal He has a a room where he's
Speaker 4: got like a PC. He's got like he's got like
Speaker 4: a nice PC. He's got like windows. So he's fucking around.
Speaker 4: He's like a he's like a dude.
Speaker 3: That's fair.
Speaker 4: You know he's got he's got a couple of guitars.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's a dude. I think he's a thing.
Speaker 1: I think he's a thing.
Speaker 4: He literally is just a guy. He's just so mad
Speaker 4: that he's ascended. The doomlore is very stupid.
Speaker 1: I love that idea that they were like, let's take
Speaker 1: this niggas whose dog got murdered and make him like
Speaker 1: a super soon. It wasn't a dog, it was a bunny.
Speaker 4: He was a rabbit.
Speaker 1: Bunny.
Speaker 4: He's a fucking rabbit of all things. That's something you
Speaker 4: could eat.
Speaker 1: That's something that he probably would have eventually, because he
Speaker 1: was gonna eat it.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 1: He was gonna eat meal, meal, Charinese meal. They stole it.
Speaker 1: The fact they couldn't get him in a car so funny.
Speaker 1: They were trying so hard, and he's like, oh I
Speaker 1: want it was a suckul Chinese dinner.
Speaker 3: That guy's fucking uh. He was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's kind of an icon, isn't he. It's a bummer.
Speaker 4: I love him anyway. If you guys couldn't tell already,
Speaker 4: there's nothing going on.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I know that's why you're here in general, like alive
Speaker 3: or like right here both. If you did love, you
Speaker 3: would have been slain my home. But bye everyone who.
Speaker 1: I'll stop doing this to you.
Speaker 4: You can continue, all right, if you can tell already,
Speaker 4: If you can, if you can tell already, by the
Speaker 4: by the nature of what we're talking about, there's nothing
Speaker 4: going on. There's literally no news I think, although well
Speaker 4: you know we're doing we do this pretty early. There's
Speaker 4: probably gonna be a lot of stuff after this, but
Speaker 4: you're probably gonna find out that our case dead somehow,
Speaker 4: or like some weird ship happened.
Speaker 1: We we missed it trying to get my peep hard man.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm at it.
Speaker 4: Sorry, We're gonna focus on some questions news man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, it's not funny, but but there's nothing.
Speaker 4: It's not necessarily what they do. It's just there's literally
Speaker 4: nothing to even joke about.
Speaker 1: Say the word shut up? What do I pay you
Speaker 1: guys for guys for you not even saying the word?
Speaker 4: God damn, this podcast is fucking fall off a cliff.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do extra ammo. I'm gonna just do a
Speaker 3: bunch of hard hours. It's the hold up for an hour,
Speaker 3: then you can do it.
Speaker 1: Then you can, you can almost want to do it.
Speaker 1: Then you have the passion to say.
Speaker 4: Well bank that episode for April first.
Speaker 3: On the YouTube channel too. Well, I mean we can't,
Speaker 3: we Can'm not gonna put a public well no, no, no,
Speaker 3: it'll be it'll be on a separate channel. Separate channel
Speaker 3: just immediately gets new to the ground.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, but still somehow does better because it's
Speaker 4: a new channel, and that's how the fucking algorithm works.
Speaker 1: Will this eras YouTube is? I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's completely busted.
Speaker 1: It's gone.
Speaker 3: Man, this this version of the Internet.
Speaker 1: Is really everything's different. I keep seeing it like a
Speaker 1: classic stuff is crazy, man, it's it's it's it's about
Speaker 1: the really rape the Internet in a very bad way.
Speaker 4: Well, it's kind of already happening.
Speaker 3: It's already.
Speaker 4: I can't that's well underway.
Speaker 3: I'm seeing legitimate news posts with Charlie Kirk's face on
Speaker 3: the stuff. It's like that, but it's actual news, like
Speaker 3: people are like putting it that normally wouldn't even get
Speaker 3: into anything like that.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, it's just everybody's doing it now.
Speaker 4: Charlie became the it's crazy that Charlie Kirk's likeacy is
Speaker 4: becoming the new Sam Hide meme, where like everybody accused
Speaker 4: like you know of Sam Hide, like accute, like oh,
Speaker 4: new shooter has been found and it was always Sam Hyde.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was just like his face everywhere.
Speaker 3: Oh it's it's over, it's it's it's.
Speaker 4: It's just gonna assume that most people are Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3: I think so like we are Charlie Kirk. We are Charlie.
Speaker 4: Like the song, like the titular song suggests.
Speaker 3: Let me asking, everyone's gonna step instead of asking how
Speaker 3: are you doing? People gonna say you carry the flame.
Speaker 3: They're gonna say, yeah, you carry the fight for the
Speaker 3: Gospel of the morning to you. You imagine that happens.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine.
Speaker 4: There's gonna the country's gonna split and it's gonna be
Speaker 4: like whatever the liberals have.
Speaker 1: And then it's gonna be Kirkland. I think actually so
Speaker 1: like that, uh, that that brand that already exists like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're they're gonna ship. Yeah, they're gonna have to
Speaker 4: do a hostile take over of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna start absorbing everything.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we're gonna read some questions, some stories, some writings
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Speaker 3: Two, get really access add free exclusive episodes, and you
Speaker 3: get to ride in maybe get your name right at
Speaker 3: the end of the show. Yeah, what's a black and Moms?
Speaker 4: So okay, all jokes aside, Why do you actually have
Speaker 4: a Cigarello?
Speaker 3: I occasionally I used to smoke these a lot back
Speaker 3: in the day. Oh, like every time I would have a.
Speaker 4: Comphony smoking now like once on like one a mother
Speaker 4: about this about the same less.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've probably I will probably have.
Speaker 1: Like three of these a year now.
Speaker 4: Oh really, That's how I am with cigars basically, that's
Speaker 4: it's like maybe like three times a year max.
Speaker 1: Anyway I had it was at the wedding and that
Speaker 1: ship was fucking burned. The groups and cigars were fucking painful.
Speaker 3: You can't. You gotta pace yourself.
Speaker 1: I was like, Jordan, why did you give this to us?
Speaker 1: And he was just like, I thought it was okay.
Speaker 1: They were just smoke.
Speaker 3: They well, there's cigars inhaling them. No, obviously this.
Speaker 1: Is crazy on.
Speaker 4: It is very funny to make like smile for a moment.
Speaker 4: It's crazy that like it's just like, yeah, don't inhale.
Speaker 4: It's just like, well, okay, hold, what is the I
Speaker 4: remember when I first started smoking, I was like, what's
Speaker 4: the point of this?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: If you're not movie I swallowed the smoke, like, actually
Speaker 4: that's bad. It was yea, I know nowt anyway, you.
Speaker 3: Can also smoke it with your erectum. It's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, Corinth, Corinth throw it and he says greetings
Speaker 4: and salutation's friends. Is the era of the conversation in
Speaker 4: the video games industry dead. I consider myself incredibly plugged
Speaker 4: into the industry, Yet when Metroid Metroid Prime four released,
Speaker 4: I didn't even realize until a few days afterwards. This
Speaker 4: is a game that was speculated about and hyped up
Speaker 4: for nearly twenty years. That would have been an industry
Speaker 4: wide event. And if it had come out a few
Speaker 4: years ago. Dune the Dark Ages released this year and
Speaker 4: it just kind of came and went barely making a splash,
Speaker 4: whereas Doom twenty sixteen and Eternal felt like events in
Speaker 4: the industry, and those games were actively talked about four
Speaker 4: years after their release. Have I just had a touchdown
Speaker 4: or are people just not as crazy about games as
Speaker 4: they were just a few years ago?
Speaker 3: Got this bro this easy one.
Speaker 1: This is an easy one.
Speaker 3: Like the examples that he'd given, those games were underwhelming. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: they didn't hit as hard as people wanted them to.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, there were so many good games that came out
Speaker 1: that just overshadowed those games sadly, just.
Speaker 3: In any like it didn't even have to be overshadowed
Speaker 3: if they were individually like like this was fucking awesome,
Speaker 3: like anything. What just came out the well, not just
Speaker 3: came out expression thirty three when I came out, that
Speaker 3: was a conversation for quite a while.
Speaker 4: It's still in the people are still talking about it.
Speaker 1: It was Silksong. Same people are like that. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like, it's just games. Unfortunately, Metroid Prime is a
Speaker 1: Nintendo game. Sadly, so it'll have its very hard fan base,
Speaker 1: but you know, the game is a twenty year old game. Uh,
Speaker 1: still good in its own right, but it's nothing like
Speaker 1: wee were not gonna write home about that. You know,
Speaker 1: no one's gonna be oh my god, metroc Prime is unbelievable. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's fine.
Speaker 4: I mean Metroid Prime to believe the entire time, Like
Speaker 4: Metroid Prime in general has been fine.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's for a pretty long time, and
Speaker 1: then they'd been good game. I just think that those
Speaker 1: that they're just like it's twenty years, twenty years for
Speaker 1: a game is effectively the same game. You know, Well,
Speaker 1: let me that's the problem. When was the last time
Speaker 1: you were really impressed by a Metroid game?
Speaker 3: Oh, Dread, Dread impressed me.
Speaker 4: Okay, that was twenty twenty two, and I do remember too,
Speaker 4: I do remember people talking about that more than in uh,
Speaker 4: Metroid Prime four, other than just being like basically the
Speaker 4: most conversation I've seen about Metro platform like, oh I was, yeah,
Speaker 4: it was fine, And I'm like, that's.
Speaker 3: Way worse than it being really bad or really good,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like this when when it
Speaker 3: when it when a when a game is serviceable, and
Speaker 3: then it's just like, well, this shit's gonna blow over
Speaker 3: like a fart in the wind. Thing is really sad.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, like a lot of a lot of those games
Speaker 1: I hate on Nintendo a lot, even though like I
Speaker 1: was a huge fan I think a lot of their
Speaker 1: games have been just fine for a while. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: it's kind of sad because they they had like a
Speaker 1: really huge resurgence with like really cool games when a
Speaker 1: wes Whitch first came out, But I feel like nothing
Speaker 1: they've put out has been like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: The thing too about this is that there's a couple
Speaker 4: of things here. I think you're right those these games
Speaker 4: are kind of like comparatively underwhelming. Like Do Maternal was
Speaker 4: fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: The thing.
Speaker 4: The thing too, also to consider is that Do Maternal
Speaker 4: that was pandemic. Yeah, everybody, there wasn't really much else
Speaker 4: to do, so a lot of people were talking about
Speaker 4: video games around. Animal Crossing was another huge one around
Speaker 4: that time, but that was like fucking massive.
Speaker 1: It's like the Barbenheimer type of thing right.
Speaker 4: Exactly at the same time, like I think within a
Speaker 4: week or two they came out, so they complimented each other.
Speaker 4: That's a factor I think a factor. A big factor
Speaker 4: too is that, bro, there's just so many games now.
Speaker 4: There are so many games now compared to like how
Speaker 4: many there used to be. It's it's actually fucking bewildering.
Speaker 3: I think the entire PS two catalog comes out every
Speaker 3: month now, Like genuinely, it's fucked how many games there
Speaker 3: are now? There are a lot of games, and I
Speaker 3: think that there's not a lot of room.
Speaker 4: There's not a lot of room for people to there's
Speaker 4: too many games to play. There's too few people to
Speaker 4: play as many as there are, so like I think
Speaker 4: it's it's you know what it is. It's like a
Speaker 4: Michael Jackson situation right where like Michael Jackson, not the not.
Speaker 3: The Breakings game. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: Okay, the Michael Jackson was very very famous and he
Speaker 4: was so famous at a point where it really mattered
Speaker 4: because there wasn't as much and so everybody knew Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4: And now it's like you can have you can be
Speaker 4: very very famous now, but no matter how famous you get,
Speaker 4: you're probably not going to be as famous as Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4: Just for the just for the sheared like the sheer
Speaker 4: number of options available to you, the sheer like diversity
Speaker 4: of like genres that are around like now compared to
Speaker 4: how the how accessible a lot of music is. You
Speaker 4: got indie games popping up now like in a way
Speaker 4: that like you wouldn't have seen back there, like Peak
Speaker 4: was fucking huge for a little bit. You didn't have that,
Speaker 4: Like I think maybe the closest you got to that
Speaker 4: was like like Limbo back in the day or like
Speaker 4: Super Meet Boy, and those had to be on like
Speaker 4: Xbox Live Arcade, you know, like they couldn't just pop up.
Speaker 4: So like there's just a lot of fucking games now,
Speaker 4: even even great games now don't have the room to
Speaker 4: do well. Like that dude, Dead Space rem came out
Speaker 4: and like they were just like we didn't sell enough
Speaker 4: to make another one. It's like, bro Dead Spey's remake
Speaker 4: is fucking perfect. It is so good it's unreal, and
Speaker 4: so like I don't know, every year for like the
Speaker 4: last couple years has been like two thousand and seven
Speaker 4: where it's just like, well, call Duty four and Halo
Speaker 4: three came out in like a month. The fuck that's
Speaker 4: been the last couple of years now with like Elden
Speaker 4: Ring and all these others. But like I think if
Speaker 4: a game is like really fucking great, it'll it'll still
Speaker 4: like penetrate like Elden Rings penetrated and Cla Claire Obscure penetrated.
Speaker 4: Arc Raiders right now is penetrating like that's a fucking
Speaker 4: huge game right now. So it still happens.
Speaker 3: But like, I think.
Speaker 4: Metroid is just in an unfortunate position where like it's
Speaker 4: been hype for a long time, so you expected it
Speaker 4: to penetrate and it just didn't.
Speaker 3: Oh well, it'd be like that, bro, it'd be that way.
Speaker 1: Dude, you got it, you got I was surprised that
Speaker 1: they got a big fail. They need that company. It's
Speaker 1: a failed, big time really badendo.
Speaker 3: Well these are just make and that was that. People
Speaker 3: really like that.
Speaker 4: I haven't played it, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the game, I don't know, man, they need I
Speaker 3: just want them to do something.
Speaker 1: I want Pokemon a film when I went Nintendo to fail.
Speaker 1: I really want Pokemon to fail bad. It's never gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It's it's genuinely too late. Yeah, but I needed them
Speaker 1: to need to crash and burn real bad.
Speaker 4: Let me see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel you. I feel you with many things,
Speaker 3: many things I want them to do horribly, and so
Speaker 3: they can.
Speaker 1: They can revamp.
Speaker 3: It's like at least even though you know, I think
Speaker 3: Activision and whatnot have said this before, they said that
Speaker 3: they're gonna chill out on the Call of Duty releases.
Speaker 3: So they can release better ship because after seven, the
Speaker 3: reception of seven Black Ops seven. But I was like,
Speaker 3: I swear I've heard this before. I swear I've heard
Speaker 3: them say that we're gonna not we're gonna chill out
Speaker 3: on these yearly releases. I can tell you directly that's
Speaker 3: not true.
Speaker 4: It's I think.
Speaker 3: Should reboot modern Warfare.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then that's it.
Speaker 3: I think that.
Speaker 4: I think it's been annualized. The one year was Black
Speaker 4: Ops four when they didn't have a campaign. That was
Speaker 4: the big thing where they're like, we're not gonna have
Speaker 4: a campaign this time. Sorry, couldn't figure it out. It's
Speaker 4: just like, all right, I guess that's the one.
Speaker 3: I think. I thought people actually cared about the campaign.
Speaker 3: But whatever.
Speaker 1: But so I know personally they're not doing it. But
Speaker 1: I saw you you're doing AI ship too. They're they're
Speaker 1: they the shareholders there. That company is as soulless as
Speaker 1: it can Jake. It's like it is like hollowed out.
Speaker 3: Can you get the shareholders who understand that the consumers
Speaker 3: want a better product? Why the do they care that?
Speaker 3: Oh no, that released in the.
Speaker 1: Flashlight that and you look inside of it. The soft
Speaker 1: part has been fucked the pieces. It's it's just like
Speaker 1: there's nothing.
Speaker 3: In there, man, there's nothing in there. It's just a facade.
Speaker 3: And then like it's completely hollow. This is just a
Speaker 3: bottle you Is this a bottle.
Speaker 4: With a weird cab on?
Speaker 3: I don't normally I haven't played. So I finally was
Speaker 3: trying to play because I bought a on Xbox one.
Speaker 3: I bought the Modern Warfare re whatever it's called the reboot,
Speaker 3: the reboot right, and then I played Model for two
Speaker 3: on the Xbox Ultimate Pass or whatever, and it's I
Speaker 3: don't understand how the the interface is now, especially when
Speaker 3: you're playing the game, Like, oh, if I wanted to
Speaker 3: play the campaign, it would reboot the game after I
Speaker 3: just rebooted it, after I just booted it up. So
Speaker 3: I launched the game and then it's like multiplayer this,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, I want to do a campaign.
Speaker 3: It's like we need to restart it, and then it
Speaker 3: kicks me out of the game and then boots it
Speaker 3: back up just to start the campaign, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is this? Then I was one like
Speaker 3: I just I haven't played any of those games or
Speaker 3: so long. I was like, is this normal. I felt
Speaker 3: like I was kind of like looking around the room
Speaker 3: to be like asking my fucking action figures, like is
Speaker 3: this supposed to happen?
Speaker 1: He sh I thought you just selected the mode, and
Speaker 1: then it just into I played I bought black Ops
Speaker 1: seven or the was it black Ops.
Speaker 3: Seven, the one that just came out of the most
Speaker 3: recent one I want to go before that, Black Op six.
Speaker 1: I played black Op six for two games and I
Speaker 1: was like, I hate this. Yeah, I hate this.
Speaker 3: Black Op six is pretty good.
Speaker 4: In the first couple of days, it was actually really solid,
Speaker 4: and then it just like immediately it.
Speaker 1: Turned into like, oh, my skill doesn't really matter right now.
Speaker 1: It matters why I get seen first, even though there's
Speaker 1: like a lot of technical like quick shooting in that game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I'm just I turned a corner, all I'm gone, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what happened. That's a lot of this.
Speaker 3: One thing I've heard and I don't know if there's true,
Speaker 3: is that because ancient times, noobe tubing was like completely
Speaker 3: frowned upon, and now it's like it doesn't matter anymore
Speaker 3: or I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 1: Probably don't know. People probably don't care much now there's
Speaker 1: no culture there anymore, so like who cares? Okay, I
Speaker 1: just I heard some people like talk about that. I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't remember the last time I've played
Speaker 1: like a genuine match. It just I just don't. I
Speaker 1: was a kid that my tubs wouldn't blow up sometimes,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, my grenade didn't explode. And I heard
Speaker 1: the sound that's peer in my friend. I heard period,
Speaker 1: the sound of it going off, like the fucking sound.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's great. That guy walks through it.
Speaker 1: This guy either I'm fighting iron Man or this is
Speaker 1: just this is its game is not working.
Speaker 4: The audio queue, the audio cue somehow it just didn't
Speaker 4: do nothing. Hearing a rocket leave the rocket launcher and
Speaker 4: then you die and then the rocket doesn't happen, and
Speaker 4: it's like that.
Speaker 1: Happened after it happens after.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 4: I'd prefer it happened, you know, at all. But I
Speaker 4: wanted to bring this up just because we like to.
Speaker 4: We like to fit in some education in the show
Speaker 4: when possible. You know, we lie all the time, but
Speaker 4: but we lie mistakingly.
Speaker 3: We lie. Never lied before in my life. True crazy.
Speaker 4: How many games do you think? How many games would
Speaker 4: you estimate released on the entirety of the PS two
Speaker 4: I don't know, twelve four thousand, so four thousand games
Speaker 4: across the entirety of the PSO So that's like what
Speaker 4: n ninety nine or two thousand ninety.
Speaker 1: Wait, I thought it was ninety The year PS who
Speaker 1: came out.
Speaker 3: PS two was like two thousand.
Speaker 4: It was two thousand, right.
Speaker 1: Really two thousand, two thousand and one, two it was
Speaker 1: two thousand, It was nine definitely not the nineties.
Speaker 3: So two thousand, two thousand and six is when PS
Speaker 3: three came out, but then like there were there were
Speaker 3: still there, but then there were still more games coming
Speaker 3: out for PS two after that twenty ten, so like
Speaker 3: maybe like you figure twenty ten to twenty twelve latest, right,
Speaker 3: So that's ten twelve years, four thousand games. Steam alone
Speaker 3: last year was like nineteen thousand Steam Bro Bro.
Speaker 4: A lot of that goes to PlayStation.
Speaker 1: You know how many of you know how many Steam
Speaker 1: by the way, just porn.
Speaker 4: I understand that, but at many of those games are
Speaker 4: poor case. Do yourself favorite log onto any console space
Speaker 4: you have, go to the newest releases.
Speaker 3: It will be a lot of porn.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of bullshit.
Speaker 1: People are starting.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of slop, it's a lot of games
Speaker 3: on their PlayStation store. You know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I keep Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but I
Speaker 1: promise you I'm not entertaining these ideas. I keep getting
Speaker 1: a bunch of gay dating apps, gay dating ads on TikTok,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why do I keep getting these? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't interact with gay content at all. Literally. In fact,
Speaker 1: it's very much so the opposite. If anything, I've had
Speaker 1: to clean up. I think it's prob because I've cleaned
Speaker 1: out my fucking have I sit all the time, you.
Speaker 4: Women, women's asses show up on your on your feet
Speaker 4: and you and.
Speaker 1: Then you show you boy. But that's happened. I had
Speaker 1: to fun I literally that my my fucking main feed
Speaker 1: got so glonerosh. I was like, I gotta take a
Speaker 1: step back and rebalance.
Speaker 3: I think I know what's happening.
Speaker 1: And I unfollowed everything like that, I just like not
Speaker 1: interested everything. I curated my fucking uh interested feed to
Speaker 1: being people potentially dying or racial slurs. And now it's
Speaker 1: I know what happened.
Speaker 3: Brother, You you went so far into the abyss that
Speaker 3: it brought you into uh the uh chicks with dicks
Speaker 3: and then you're like and it was like, damn, I've
Speaker 3: gone too far. I need to I need to turn back.
Speaker 3: But it was too late for the algorithm since you
Speaker 3: got there. It's just like, well, clearly your gay, dude,
Speaker 3: we don't know you're a gay, Like what do you do?
Speaker 1: So look at this, let's just cut to the chase.
Speaker 3: First of all, that's awesome, But.
Speaker 4: So on the PlayStation store, this I've had this ordered
Speaker 4: release date newest to oldest, so this is the newest
Speaker 4: stuff on the PlayStation Store. Just to narrow it down,
Speaker 4: I have it set to games that are under a
Speaker 4: dollar or like under two dollars gas Station Idol Simulator,
Speaker 4: Lost Lands four, which that fucking obviously AI generated fucking
Speaker 4: Cover Year, My Tiny Island, Reflector Satellites, Third Game of
Speaker 4: the Year, Terminal Brigade, Feed My Raptor two. That one's
Speaker 4: one's better, one is probably better? Yeah, Ultimate Sparring for
Speaker 4: nine United Sans X Park puzzle piece or the Holiday
Speaker 4: Spirit Chiro gravitased Canon Defender Lost Lands two. So Lost
Speaker 4: Lands two came out Lost Lands two, The Four Horsemen
Speaker 4: came out, No Lost Lands three, and then Lost Lands four.
Speaker 3: This is the state uh lost? Oh?
Speaker 4: Then Lost Lands three came out before Lost Lands two.
Speaker 4: Pixie jarv ordx drive, hard Jumping, the jumping food Catcher.
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad.
Speaker 4: It's not didn't Strike three a bowling game, my existential crisis.
Speaker 1: Who's that?
Speaker 3: Who's that chick from back in the day that made
Speaker 3: depression class? Oh Zoey Quinn, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: probably her, fucking dude, magnum Opus.
Speaker 4: Santa's gifts slowed. Huh didn't look.
Speaker 3: I don't like the I don't like the fuck I
Speaker 3: clicked I clicked in by accent.
Speaker 1: I don't like the I don't like what the it.
Speaker 1: I don't like the title of that at all.
Speaker 3: No, no, down. You know he's like heavy, you want
Speaker 3: to see what I got for you.
Speaker 4: But that's what's happening. It's my ball, That's what's happening.
Speaker 4: It's just like it's a race at the bottom. There's
Speaker 4: a bunch of garbage on there, so like there wasn't
Speaker 4: a lot of garbage on PS on earlier platform, so
Speaker 4: there wasn't a lot of ship out there to just
Speaker 4: like steal fucking space.
Speaker 1: It was a favorite guys. It was garbage, but it
Speaker 1: was charming garbage.
Speaker 4: It was garbage that people had to believe it in fun. Oh,
Speaker 4: it wasn't like some dude like and like making a
Speaker 4: fucking shitty game or like spending three days.
Speaker 1: I made a game. I'm an artist. I opened up
Speaker 1: unity and made a jumping square. Then I'm gonna sell
Speaker 1: it on fucking PlayStation for a dollar.
Speaker 3: It's I will say, though, shout out to the guy
Speaker 3: who made uh.
Speaker 4: God War War god zeus of Child. Yes, that is
Speaker 4: shout out. That is the best of these that I've
Speaker 4: ever seen. So it's a it's a beloved ip.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't even be if it didn't have that up title.
Speaker 1: It would be trash.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I think this Exeusive Child is such an
Speaker 4: awesome because there's like no understanding of like how the
Speaker 4: language works.
Speaker 1: It's clearly not English. That's clearly not a person.
Speaker 4: It's clearly like some dude in Banglades. Some dude in
Speaker 4: Bangladesh was like, they speak English? Do they speakli they
Speaker 4: speak English everywhere?
Speaker 1: No, but like actually we just don't speak anything else,
Speaker 1: Like whoever made that game? Does Sweden and stuff like
Speaker 1: in No, in Sweden, English is like one of their
Speaker 1: national languages. It's just the backup language of the world,
Speaker 1: just like the world, I agree, but like the ideas
Speaker 1: of how to explain it, like with like fucking like
Speaker 1: in the fucking Northic area where like the true whites
Speaker 1: are like English is like, oh no, we all speak
Speaker 1: like that's a language that's just spoken anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1: It's like that though, Yeah, I think everywhere. Because of
Speaker 1: the fact that culture is American will just permeated the
Speaker 1: whole entire world.
Speaker 3: It just made it. It just it was like we
Speaker 3: we all should agree on a language you should speak,
Speaker 3: and the English happen to be it. You know, probably
Speaker 3: would have been better than Spanish, but who gives a fuck? Uh,
Speaker 3: because Spanish is a little bit easier to learn.
Speaker 1: But like if you go to like yeah you sure, yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean a lot of people agree that English is
Speaker 4: the hardest language to learn. It's hard to agree with
Speaker 4: that if you speak it.
Speaker 1: You don't when you don't come from because I think
Speaker 1: it's it depends on where you're from. Like I don't
Speaker 1: think I think Asians have a hard time learning English,
Speaker 1: just like we have a lot of time learning Asian
Speaker 1: languages in general.
Speaker 4: I think Asian languages are very easy.
Speaker 1: Like all of my friends that are Indians like English sucks.
Speaker 1: Like learning to speak English was a fucking rough experience either,
Speaker 1: like they didn't grow up here. They would be like
Speaker 1: there's no.
Speaker 4: Idea of speaking they sound stupid.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think Spanish is hard either, like that
Speaker 1: I've learned it for the most part. It's easier of
Speaker 1: a lot of those Latin languages. Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 1: a lot of like say when it went, like say
Speaker 1: when you Portuguese, when you do like certain languages like that,
Speaker 1: like when I digging through a lot of them, and
Speaker 1: the way that the names are pronounced, and a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff that said, I like, this seems the rules
Speaker 1: seem the easier and and they seem the more intuitive.
Speaker 1: Like it's just from you know, obviously from my I
Speaker 1: feel like they're also similar, Like they're also similar, and
Speaker 1: they're similar in the basis.
Speaker 3: Compared to like French, like the compared like there's a
Speaker 3: lot of things that I've just like, Spanish just seems
Speaker 3: the easiest. From when I've dabbled into a lot of
Speaker 3: the languages, I'm like, this one has seemed easier. Now
Speaker 3: someone can say I'm biased just because I grew up
Speaker 3: with a lot of a lot of Spanish speakers.
Speaker 1: But that Spanish and English charlot oh yeah, I mean it's.
Speaker 3: I think I forgot how much percentage is percentage of
Speaker 3: like the Romance languages in English, you know, versus like
Speaker 3: say Germanic.
Speaker 1: Because but it's just Germanic in Latin together Germanic, and
Speaker 1: you called Romance Roman like the Roman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's English.
Speaker 1: Shits its English like Latin ships speaker.
Speaker 3: Anyway. I just I feel like all a lot of
Speaker 3: the languages and the calligraphy, like I feel so lost.
Speaker 3: That's the thing that like sucks, like growing up with
Speaker 3: just the you know, the alphabet that we're used to.
Speaker 3: And when I see like say Arabic type ship or
Speaker 3: beautiful looking language generally a lot of Eastern Asian calligraphy,
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, you can't even guess what it says.
Speaker 4: A friend of ours has a Quran and it's like
Speaker 4: written in like original. Yeah, it looks it looks like
Speaker 4: it's in Aram and you're looking at it looks like
Speaker 4: fucking cheat music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks cool, and it's like this is like
Speaker 3: cool stuff. I'm like, damn, I know obviously they would
Speaker 3: feel the same way learning you know, the alphabet, Like.
Speaker 1: They see cursive, They're like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: I mean, can I mean honest about that? I was looking.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is not real, right.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be fake, That's what it feels like. They
Speaker 3: gotta be pretending like this system the language. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: it ain't that?
Speaker 1: Come on? I feel like I feel like in two
Speaker 1: thousand I was gonna say the same shit about like
Speaker 1: fucking the N word written on like a fucking tablet
Speaker 1: in my house later on, Why you.
Speaker 3: Have a tablet?
Speaker 4: You have a tablet, stone tablet with the nward edged
Speaker 4: into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's it's like right under my bed. Like
Speaker 1: if you move my bed over and you open a hatch,
Speaker 1: it just says word built. You built a hatch for
Speaker 1: your nword tablet? Yeah, of course, Why would you? Why
Speaker 1: so I have all the power of the N word
Speaker 1: and mouse?
Speaker 4: Why I even have it? Why have a secret compartment?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know, so we.
Speaker 3: Can worship it? That's crazy, I think would be cool.
Speaker 3: You know, some people like are all on a stoneheads
Speaker 3: and shit, fucking.
Speaker 4: All right, amazing splash splash, I was splash splash. I
Speaker 4: was gaving his ass Rod in have you start Goes
Speaker 4: noticed the specific concentration of bad service from mail, contract
Speaker 4: delivery drivers, door Dash, Instacart, et cetera versus women drivers.
Speaker 4: As a dude who is stuck working this job because
Speaker 4: it paid for my ship through college and now I
Speaker 4: graduated in the job market is dead.
Speaker 1: And awesome, jackpot, awesome, gilded age.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, dude. My long dead conservative was briefly resurrected
Speaker 4: when I learned that there's a dedicated amount of online hate,
Speaker 4: specifically for male instacart shoppers for being lazy or unable
Speaker 4: to find groceries or some shit. Cheers comrades. Been a
Speaker 4: fan since Chris was a PNG on a white background.
Speaker 4: It's a while, it's a while ago.
Speaker 1: They are worse. Mail drivers are are literally worse.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've noticed long dead. I will
Speaker 4: say the only time I notice it is a male.
Speaker 4: But I think it's only because I'm frustrated, because I
Speaker 4: just I know, I know your experience. Come on, like,
Speaker 4: it's not hard. I know, I know that you can
Speaker 4: turn around, you don't have to drive all the way,
Speaker 4: Like it's a grid system. What are you doing.
Speaker 1: It's a grid. Males are worse.
Speaker 3: What are you doing.
Speaker 4: I've seen people drive like where like they'll miss they'll
Speaker 4: miss it, they'll miss my turn, and then they'll drive
Speaker 4: for a while, and then they'll make an arbitrary right
Speaker 4: and then make another arbitrary right and then and then
Speaker 4: eventually circle back and it's like, brother, you could have
Speaker 4: did that.
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of foreign people, and I
Speaker 1: think the foreign people are just having trouble navigating in
Speaker 1: general because they don't really speak the language of the
Speaker 1: things around them. I think that's like a.
Speaker 3: Genuine they're not foreign, and it's like it's always Michael
Speaker 3: and it's a perfect English accent.
Speaker 4: It's like it's never like me.
Speaker 3: It's a lot.
Speaker 1: I've been to a lot of Armenia fellas and fellas
Speaker 1: that are doing it and they don't speaking stuff, or
Speaker 1: they're just they're choosing not to when they encounter me.
Speaker 1: It'd be even funnier, hilarious. Yeah, to me, it's always
Speaker 1: always if it's right, share shit.
Speaker 3: It's like the lack of communication, if there's a mistake,
Speaker 3: not saying something is always the craziest thing to me.
Speaker 3: Where it's just like Oh hey, my bad, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get off at the next exit or whatever I'm gonna do,
Speaker 3: you know, just fucking say to me, because.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're human. You can make a mistake. That's fine.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the GPS is are weird, especially sometimes there's junctions
Speaker 3: and it doesn't say exactly what to do until the
Speaker 3: very last second, and so you might make a mistake.
Speaker 3: Then just tell me the thing that bothers and not
Speaker 3: think that I'm gonna be fucking kidnapped and.
Speaker 4: Murdered, you know what I'm saying, right, The thing that
Speaker 4: bothers me, particularly with uh I know, and you know,
Speaker 4: to be fair, this isn't a super common occurrent. But
Speaker 4: the thing that bothers me very very intensely about this
Speaker 4: stuff is that, like there used to be an option
Speaker 4: on like Postmates and stuff for you to like have
Speaker 4: a note for the driver to like specify certain things
Speaker 4: if they weren't in the app, And that's just not
Speaker 4: there anymore. So, like there's no active way for you
Speaker 4: to communicate. I swear to God you can communicate with
Speaker 4: the with the driver after Like, so this is I
Speaker 4: don't even know how to describe it.
Speaker 1: The cold door of my apartment I lived in.
Speaker 4: No, it's not about that. It's about it's about like
Speaker 4: specific orders where it's like sometimes something will not be
Speaker 4: on the app or whatever, and then you'll be like,
Speaker 4: I know it's there, right, but so like it used
Speaker 4: to be like I would I would say, you know,
Speaker 4: I would say sprite, but in the note I would
Speaker 4: be like, hey, listen, they don't have this on the
Speaker 4: app instead of a sprike, get this, And they would
Speaker 4: always do it. But now it's like they can't. You
Speaker 4: can't do that. You can only like text them, I guess,
Speaker 4: but like sometimes they don't respond to those, and sometimes
Speaker 4: it's all tricky, it's all weird. It used to be
Speaker 4: like there used to be a concise box for like
Speaker 4: specific things, you know, and now they've just eliminated a
Speaker 4: certain type of communication.
Speaker 3: I kind of think they got rid of it because
Speaker 3: crazy people started like abusing it, of course, like like
Speaker 3: giving them fucking step by step instruction that they have
Speaker 3: time for, Like and you're gonna give me one dollar tip,
Speaker 3: Like what the fuck? You not give me a tip
Speaker 3: at all? And you're going to give me the like
Speaker 3: no pussy, go it, go get it yourself. If you're
Speaker 3: gonna give me that much of a fucking like, either
Speaker 3: get it yourself, just give me a basic thing, because
Speaker 3: you're like, oh man, I'm too busy to get some
Speaker 3: basis ship. Oh you know, I need you to give
Speaker 3: me this specific time of toothpaste and do this. I'm like, bro, well,
Speaker 3: that's the job.
Speaker 1: It's the job.
Speaker 3: The job is to be. But also to me, it's
Speaker 3: like if you if you're doing a little extra, it's like, say, okay,
Speaker 3: delivery driver, there's the pizza place is not that far
Speaker 3: from me. Sure I don't feel obligated to give them
Speaker 3: a fat tip. You're barely going like a mile down
Speaker 3: the fucking road. So I'm like, okay, but if you
Speaker 3: if I was living, if I lived up in the hills,
Speaker 3: and I know you got a fucking trick to get there,
Speaker 3: I mean, even a way better tip.
Speaker 1: It just depends on what you're doing, I think it.
Speaker 1: I think it depends on the ideas that like, if
Speaker 1: anything is that specific, if I'm gonna be specific, I'll
Speaker 1: just do it myself, you know, because I don't want
Speaker 1: to put someone through the chick crazing up, because then
Speaker 1: I'm then I effectively put them in that predicament, like
Speaker 1: I set them up to ship the bed.
Speaker 4: No, that's how I know it's not difficult to get
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 1: It's often not difficult, right, This.
Speaker 4: Is like I can't I can't say.
Speaker 1: But my brain is like, if I really need a
Speaker 1: particular kind of thing and I want them to do
Speaker 1: this very particular way, I'm just gonna do it myself.
Speaker 3: That's it. Like that's what particular way? Like how specific
Speaker 3: are you get specific? It's like maybe like one or
Speaker 3: two specifications that anybody has.
Speaker 1: Specific, very much of myself in general, I'm not specific, God,
Speaker 1: because I'm like I would ever go with the flow.
Speaker 1: I don't really care if I'm asking if I'm going
Speaker 1: to order food, I'm not gonna have them go out
Speaker 1: of their way to get something crazy. But at the
Speaker 1: same time, is like, if I ever have a very
Speaker 1: specific order, if I want to get something from like
Speaker 1: a store, like a customizable dish, I'm just gonna get
Speaker 1: it myself. I'm not gonna asks the food shivers to
Speaker 1: get for me, because its like I'm just what.
Speaker 3: Does that mean? Though? What do you mean? What are
Speaker 3: you saying? You get it yourself?
Speaker 1: Like I'll go and retrieve it myself if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna interact you in like.
Speaker 4: Right, if you have that option, right, uh yeah, But.
Speaker 1: Even if I have the option, I'd be like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be something very simple then because I'm already it
Speaker 1: on the service and I know someone's gonna have to
Speaker 1: go and get it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, all right.
Speaker 1: But that's my brain, But that's what I just.
Speaker 4: I just think it's like such as it's like a
Speaker 4: bottom rung like a robot can do this.
Speaker 3: But my brain is it's to me, it's not even
Speaker 3: about like the simple task you're saying. It's about the
Speaker 3: people abusing it and making it worse for everybody, and
Speaker 3: that's why we can't have nice things.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 3: To me, it's like I think about the person that's
Speaker 3: doing these jobs where you might ask for something very
Speaker 3: reasonable and then your counterpart is not. And because of that,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, I understand why this has been banned, because
Speaker 3: people have fucked it to oblivion and it sucks for you.
Speaker 3: But I also I'm like, yeah, unfortunately, we live in
Speaker 3: this fucking world where we have to you know, like
Speaker 3: we have crosswalks and a lot of safety shit way
Speaker 3: more because people need it.
Speaker 1: They there's yeah, they.
Speaker 3: Can't just you know, oh, let me not cross when
Speaker 3: there's no fucking cars, and now you have to have
Speaker 3: blinking lights and all their ship because people you know.
Speaker 1: Like like I've definitely had to have it. I've definitely
Speaker 1: gotten stuff. I'm like, oh, from CVS. Can they get
Speaker 1: me this thing from CVS? And they're like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: not there, don't worry about it. And then by happened chance,
Speaker 1: I was near the CVS and I'm gonna go in
Speaker 1: here to check, and.
Speaker 3: It's right there, and I'm like, good brother, yeah, and
Speaker 3: I think, what the fun?
Speaker 1: I think you went and checked. I was just happened
Speaker 1: to be by CVS. Yeah, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: they might have something else similar to it, like I
Speaker 1: need I need a kind of hydro quoterson from my skin,
Speaker 1: right yea. And I'm like, all right, get me this
Speaker 1: brand of it. Yeah, sorry, brother, it wasn't there, Like whatever,
Speaker 1: do it's not there. It's not a big deal. Me
Speaker 1: and Lily are out for some reason getting dinner, like
Speaker 1: we're gonna stop bym by Rouse. Let's go to CVS
Speaker 1: and get something real quick. I go inside the CVS.
Speaker 1: It's right there, and I'm like, it was right there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what's gotting around. That's what I was talking and
Speaker 1: I and often when that should happens, it is, dudes,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: But that's is there like a conversation having online because
Speaker 3: I just never heard about like, oh, uh, men versus
Speaker 3: women or whatever.
Speaker 1: Doing that type of.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not even I'm not even disputing that,
Speaker 3: like just the type of men in general, when they're
Speaker 3: less attentive, they just don't really give if they're just
Speaker 3: moving through the motions like oh.
Speaker 4: Whatever, they're thinking about what song they're gonna kill themselves
Speaker 4: you later, you know generally.
Speaker 1: Big dude, you have the time to listen A great
Speaker 1: way to kill myself because it'd be so bwiny and
Speaker 1: ship it's I just diet the.
Speaker 3: End of it. I would have to be like, I
Speaker 3: don't even know what it would have to be. You
Speaker 3: see those videos of people like trying to find places
Speaker 3: to bleed out in the snow, so there's an entire
Speaker 3: it's an entire account that's like, uh, great places for
Speaker 3: men to bleed out and die.
Speaker 4: It's just like really scenic like locations like the end
Speaker 4: of a movie or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think it's really dated how much men want to
Speaker 1: kill themselves. But it's like whatever, like it's it's like,
Speaker 1: it's we'll talk about it later.
Speaker 4: It's let's talk about the genetic memory of dying in
Speaker 4: war for so many Like what about that?
Speaker 3: Tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Tomorrow? How much young men want to take their own lives?
Speaker 3: Funny guys, anyway, that's hilarious it now, I mean, come on, man, anyway,
Speaker 3: So what is it?
Speaker 4: Swavan To wrote it in? He says for for for
Speaker 4: thirty one thirtytes and forty three seconds in episode uh
Speaker 4: three seventy nine Heart Ripping League? Is that the last
Speaker 4: one we did?
Speaker 3: Or then one? YEA, probably a couple or something.
Speaker 4: Regarding people getting hit in the head and speaking a
Speaker 4: different language fluently, those cases are specifically those that have
Speaker 4: subconscious knowledge of another language. I said, well, they're not
Speaker 4: going to wake up speaking a language they've never encountered learned.
Speaker 4: I don't think that it's usually the language rested. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we think that, Yeah, we know. I don't think we
Speaker 4: claim like we if if that was a claim, we
Speaker 4: were joking about it. But like, obviously, dom's get nobody's
Speaker 4: going to be imbued.
Speaker 1: With like genetic that would actually be so like that'd
Speaker 1: be proved something way greater than we understand that that
Speaker 1: would be what that would be bewilderingly like that would
Speaker 1: be probably that would be earth shattering.
Speaker 3: So here's the here's the interesting. So if that happened
Speaker 3: to me and I spoke Spanish fluently, it still sounds crazy.
Speaker 3: Even though I've been around Spanish so much, I don't
Speaker 3: even subconsciously I've absorbed a decent amount, it's still kind
Speaker 3: of crazy for my brain to just work it out
Speaker 3: and just be like, oh, that's understand.
Speaker 1: I think there's conciously subconscious I think there's conscious barriers
Speaker 1: that you genuinely have that are just because I think
Speaker 1: consciously you know a language already. That's how it happens.
Speaker 1: Con you already know a language. So since you know
Speaker 1: a language, your brain is conflicting with itself in which
Speaker 1: way you should pronounce things. You're trying to go to
Speaker 1: the things that like. That's why when that's why little
Speaker 1: kids learn it so easily, because of the fact they
Speaker 1: have nothing to conflict themselves with the learning the language.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no barrier to.
Speaker 1: There's no right or wrong with do it yet you
Speaker 1: know it's like just days going they do it.
Speaker 3: There's no barrier, you just you just you know, your
Speaker 3: brain is wired that way to just not even question anything,
Speaker 3: not just store it and be like I don't need
Speaker 3: this information, which normally happens. Yeah, when you're hearing somebody
Speaker 3: speak a foreign language, your brain compartmentalized like we don't
Speaker 3: need this because it doesn't matter then, which is annoying
Speaker 3: because you would love to just take a class and
Speaker 3: then beld you.
Speaker 1: Know, you love it watching like all of my nephews
Speaker 1: and need to speak Spanish so much better than I do,
Speaker 1: Like all of them do, the ones here that are
Speaker 1: delily and the ones in my family back home, they're
Speaker 1: way better than me at Spanish and growing crazy. Jojo
Speaker 1: knows three and a half languages essentially. Yeah, not knowing,
Speaker 1: not putting your children with extra languages as a parent
Speaker 1: is I think abuse actually, or not abuse, maybe just
Speaker 1: setting them it's just setting them up for a worse
Speaker 1: version of life. Yeah, it's unfortunate language.
Speaker 3: It's so it's yeah, it's it's you should, you should,
Speaker 3: but it normally what happens is if you're just in
Speaker 3: a multicultural house, right, So that's like the easiest way
Speaker 3: to do it, like Jojo obviously little one Indian Russian
Speaker 3: on her mom's side, and then fucking learning English and
Speaker 3: then Poland shit is like not too far from the connected,
Speaker 3: so she learned knows a little bit of Polish too.
Speaker 3: So just being around that, she's absorbed all that shit,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, whoa wow, I'm fucking retarded, you know,
Speaker 3: because like I didn't have that opportunity for anything, just
Speaker 3: a few Spanish speakers, but they also didn't really speak
Speaker 3: that much Spanish in the houses.
Speaker 1: That grew up Lily, Lily to Speakspish for it. She
Speaker 1: speaks Spanish fluently, but she's not good at the language.
Speaker 1: Like she wouldn't be someone that you would have teach
Speaker 1: someone to speak Spanish truly. It's like, oh, you're gonna
Speaker 1: teach them how to speak Spanish and Spanglish and you're
Speaker 1: gonna ruin their lives.
Speaker 4: I don't think it would ruin their lives necessarily.
Speaker 1: They'll they'll go to a Spanish country and they'll speak Spanish.
Speaker 1: They'll be like, are you lying? Are you fi? We're
Speaker 1: gonna eat you? They killed, Yeah, they killed immediately.
Speaker 3: We're go get the troop of cabraute, let it eat
Speaker 3: it anyway. Sweeney Todd wrote in he says, Hello Musketeers.
Speaker 3: My question is when has your gut opinion about someone
Speaker 3: been perfectly right For me? There was a guy in
Speaker 3: one of our my college classes who I didn't like,
Speaker 3: and eventually his girlfriend outed him to everyone by saying
Speaker 3: he paid to use chat GPT, you paid to use it.
Speaker 4: That's fucking Wild's been here since episode fourteen and loved
Speaker 4: it since. Stay awesome. Thanks for thank you man, thanks
Speaker 4: for as you've been around a while. I will say
Speaker 4: the one that Canissons, Yeah, Canasones off the rip off,
Speaker 4: the rip and every time like she tried to do
Speaker 4: the rebrand thing, like like a year or two into
Speaker 4: the like after, and I was like, no, I know,
Speaker 4: I've seen you. I know exactly what this is. What
Speaker 4: are you doing? And it's it's what it is wild
Speaker 4: to see few just the amount of times she's changed entirely,
Speaker 4: you know, it's fucking or like a lot of those
Speaker 4: people from back then, To be honest, Brianna wu is
Speaker 4: another one. She's like kind of like it. She's like
Speaker 4: kind of like a right wing grifter now which yeah, which.
Speaker 3: Is like I know it, I I fucking one of
Speaker 3: the one of the things that I would say early
Speaker 3: on was like, this is right way behavior, dude, like
Speaker 3: this like censorious, like weird fucking oversensitivity.
Speaker 4: This is the right wing. This is why it's lame. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And then when those people eventually turned that way, it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: what a surprise, It's unreal.
Speaker 1: I definitely can tell someone's crazy. Yeah, I get that
Speaker 1: shit early. It's I don't know if it's a fucking
Speaker 1: scent or something, or like I can tell like the
Speaker 1: way they speak and how they like just move through
Speaker 1: the world. I'm like, oh, your aura is off. I
Speaker 1: can sense there's something wrong with you. And every time
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, look they were fucking nuts, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've man, what can I I guess I was a
Speaker 1: group around crazy people a lot, so my brain's like, I.
Speaker 3: Know you've seen you before.
Speaker 1: You're nuts. Yeah. Yeah, definitely every time it's save it's
Speaker 1: it saves me many a time. It's like this goes
Speaker 1: really attractive, but I can also definitely tell her mind's
Speaker 1: not okay.
Speaker 3: And then bam, oh well yeah I've been I've I've
Speaker 3: danced with the double one. That's just been fine. You know,
Speaker 3: you just you dip in real quick and then and
Speaker 3: then you.
Speaker 1: Just dip out disappear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you dip out. You should have an understanding, like,
Speaker 3: hey man, it's it. I had even a girl be like, oh,
Speaker 3: it might be pregnant.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're not.
Speaker 3: My shit don't work.
Speaker 1: I don't care. No, you're not. You're the gut buster
Speaker 1: from you to two punches. He punches you once you
Speaker 1: get hit twice. Yeah, no you're not. You know, you're
Speaker 1: not as crazy or not. And then she wasn't.
Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck at her bitch doing.
Speaker 1: I mean, he had five pregnant scares by fifteen. No,
Speaker 1: that's crazy that it was a virgin. Still add five
Speaker 1: by like twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: I think I like, maybe one.
Speaker 1: I've had a lot. We're just bullshit. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: all right, you know, I get what this is.
Speaker 3: I understand what's happening, and so, you know, cool, calm
Speaker 3: and no problem especially well, yeah, it's it's way way behind.
Speaker 1: I'm glad all that ship behind me, though, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Honestly, it's much easier. Yeah, fucking playing
Speaker 1: the field and shit, I mean, I guess I didn't
Speaker 1: really play a field. I couldn't imagine dating now genuinely,
Speaker 1: Like I just I just don't know how I would
Speaker 1: do it now.
Speaker 3: I've been doing the same because like I for whatever reason,
Speaker 3: even since I was uh like eighteen, like one of
Speaker 3: my so like maybe my second girlfriend or something, uh
Speaker 3: with my space. She she lived, uh you know, the
Speaker 3: the a Jason City. I don't remember how we connected.
Speaker 3: We might have seen each other at a party.
Speaker 1: Or some shit like that and then it but it
Speaker 1: was like, oh you're connected on mys like, hey, I
Speaker 1: remember you kind of thing. It's it's always been the
Speaker 1: fucking earning for me, and so it would be the
Speaker 1: same thing. I guess I'd just be like, all right,
Speaker 1: let me see, uh what hot ho is doing what
Speaker 1: on Instagram or whatever, like what attractive sluts out here
Speaker 1: fucking slutting around so I can fucking with the massive gas.
Speaker 3: Which hot Ho. Ever since uh you remember that fucking
Speaker 3: back then they didn't want me now hot hose all on? Yeah,
Speaker 3: ever since that, because I never heard it described as
Speaker 3: hot Hose. I can't rememb that dude's name. I still
Speaker 3: have never heard that.
Speaker 1: He kept saying Mike Jones, Mike.
Speaker 3: Jones, Mike Jones. So, Mike Jones back then, they didn't
Speaker 3: want me now, hot hose all on me. I think
Speaker 3: that's the line. It could it could be the bar
Speaker 3: could be different, but they didn't want me now. But
Speaker 3: it is all talking about I can't I remember, I
Speaker 3: swear he said hot hose, Like, is that the song? No,
Speaker 3: that's that's fucking three ss mafia.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of the bunch of the that's it's
Speaker 1: a bunch of a bunch of niggas. You ever see
Speaker 1: you ever see the picture of Mike Jones, uh morphing
Speaker 1: into Donna Tello the Ninja Turtle, because yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: frame of him like and then it's just like and
Speaker 1: then it puts the the fucking purple. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. I was like, oh, ship crazy. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize there's something about him that era, that era
Speaker 1: is so magical because it was everything was just silly,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, the two thousands were just silly in
Speaker 1: a way that like.
Speaker 3: The South almost really he turned the world into something.
Speaker 1: The South made white people really afraid of black people,
Speaker 1: which is very funny. They were just existing having a
Speaker 1: good time like living and they were like, oh this
Speaker 1: is this music is gonna destroy the world. And it's
Speaker 1: like they're just they just got gold teeth and spinning rims.
Speaker 1: They're not They're really not bothering anybody too.
Speaker 4: That was in the South.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Team Spinning Rims was absolutely South, dude. It from
Speaker 1: from from Georgia all the way to Texas. That's that
Speaker 1: was all that kind of ship. Dude.
Speaker 3: There was a guy that moved from Texas, white boy
Speaker 3: with curly hair that I didn't know that do the
Speaker 3: kids The kids were spending hundreds of dollars to get grills,
Speaker 3: you know that.
Speaker 1: No, you know about Johnny Dames kids. I didn't know
Speaker 1: kids were doing that, dude. I didn't have that type.
Speaker 3: Of money, of course not yet.
Speaker 1: But so how the fuck what were these kids? I know,
Speaker 1: I'm just.
Speaker 3: Saying I wonder, but I just couldn't believe it. To
Speaker 3: get grills, I'd be like, I'm gonna get all the
Speaker 3: video games.
Speaker 1: I want to grill. Grill. It's so bad.
Speaker 3: You really wanted a grill.
Speaker 1: I never wanted one. I wanted them.
Speaker 3: You should get one now, though, to go to it
Speaker 3: didis and be like, hey, how do I, how do
Speaker 3: I acquire a grill?
Speaker 1: Knock all my teeth out? Then put how do I
Speaker 1: timing and crusted teeth on my mouth? Knock and before
Speaker 1: before you finish your sentence, do as you like. You
Speaker 1: wake up, you see this.
Speaker 3: Then you wake up and you have a sick ass
Speaker 3: fucking grill, all this blood all over you right.
Speaker 1: When you smile, the room lights you smile and everybody
Speaker 1: goes blind in the room. What is the peel of
Speaker 1: a grill?
Speaker 3: Why do you want to grow so bad?
Speaker 1: All the rappers had it? I understand. It's just simply
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like the rappers I thought were cool.
Speaker 1: I just never thought it looked good. I think they
Speaker 1: looked dumb too, But they the people that I thought
Speaker 1: were cool, at them stupid.
Speaker 3: I wanted that's so interesting that like you, So you
Speaker 3: thought they looked stupid, but you thought that people were cool.
Speaker 1: So you just wanted.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: It's a simple, it is It simply a lot of people.
Speaker 4: That I liked that had things that I thought were dumb,
Speaker 4: and then I was just like, well, that's I'm not
Speaker 4: I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I thought they were so cool. I don't want that
Speaker 1: I thought it was like I I especially.
Speaker 3: I liked like, uh, you know, I I admired muscles
Speaker 3: like athletes, like dude, they like they look yoke, that's badass.
Speaker 3: And then I would see all of these fucking rappers
Speaker 3: spend hours in the gym and then wear clown clothes,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, bro, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: What is the point like there? What is the point
Speaker 1: that arrow clothes? Dude? I remember having pairs of shorts
Speaker 1: that were longer than my shames. Dude, I really had those.
Speaker 1: There were shorts that were short even now when I
Speaker 1: played back. Even now when I get shorts, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I don't feel comforab with the shorts I'm
Speaker 1: wearing right now because they're not long enough. Because I
Speaker 1: remember wearing shorts that were so long. I'd played basketball
Speaker 1: with shorts that were damn near dresses. It was they
Speaker 1: always did. They looked like dresses effectively, our stupid schools
Speaker 1: wouldn't allow us to, so it just kind of you
Speaker 1: were here, That's what that was the hyperculture here too.
Speaker 3: They will because oh my bi gang affiliated, it's got
Speaker 3: to be above your knees.
Speaker 1: And then you would try to get one above your knees.
Speaker 3: Or just a little, and then they would be like, no,
Speaker 3: go get the loaner shorts to the fucking office.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't suck around full of ship, full of bullship.
Speaker 1: Never watch when you take it out so much ship,
Speaker 1: you gotta break it, loose he wear it? Where are
Speaker 1: you gonna be killed? Not even expelled.
Speaker 4: We're gonna get tyler. I'm gonna be real with you
Speaker 4: if you don't put these if you don't put these
Speaker 4: shorts on, we will kill.
Speaker 3: You, will kill you.
Speaker 4: We already got permission from your parents to kill You's.
Speaker 1: A video, there's a audio file. Yeah, kill him. If
Speaker 1: he doesn't kill kill him, please and put more diary
Speaker 1: on them.
Speaker 3: It's it's part of it. Like if you don't die,
Speaker 3: if you gotta wear these shorts whole day, and if
Speaker 3: you don't diearrhe in them at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: your your ass is grass.
Speaker 4: We're gonna kill you. We're gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna euthanize you. What's your parents that we're gonna
Speaker 1: uthanize you? Have you seen a Practical Jokers episode? What
Speaker 1: threate to euthanize the boy?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: What that's you never saw that that's the craziest episode
Speaker 1: by far.
Speaker 3: The craziest one to me is when they had they
Speaker 3: locked that guy in there with a fucking lion or whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a little more. That's probably a little more extreme.
Speaker 4: Or when they pretended the guy died.
Speaker 1: Oh yet other one of the other jokers died.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they pretended that they pretended to kill one of
Speaker 4: the other guys as a pranka on the other one.
Speaker 1: It's just like, I don't like you like that.
Speaker 4: No, that's too much.
Speaker 1: I saw I saw that recently on TikTok where.
Speaker 3: Oh the guy was giving Asian It was the Asian
Speaker 3: guy with the fake knife, the stats, you know, the
Speaker 3: the the extract what do you call it, the retract
Speaker 3: tractable braid blade. Yeah, yeah, and it's just you know,
Speaker 3: like one of those party city wins or whatever, and
Speaker 3: it was these Asian gentlemen and one of them he
Speaker 3: tended to stab the other guy. But if you saw
Speaker 3: the look of horror on his face where he actually
Speaker 3: thought he was being stabbed. I was like, how it
Speaker 3: had so many likes. People I knew liked it, and
Speaker 3: I was like, how the fuck is this funny? You
Speaker 3: just traumatized that guy. I definitely like that video. I like,
Speaker 3: I laugh at a lot of shit.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think that's funny. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think pranking people for no
Speaker 1: reason is funny because that's just not cool because it's
Speaker 1: not there's no joke there. I think people getting hurt
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. But I think pranking someone is not funny
Speaker 1: because of the fact that it's a selfish joke. You're like,
Speaker 1: isn't that funny, And it's like, no, I understand. You're
Speaker 1: just frightened me really badly. That's not cool. I think frightening.
Speaker 3: And then there's trum like don't traumatize something like my friend,
Speaker 3: that's why my friend's playing with guns.
Speaker 1: When I was younger, and I was like, stop aiming
Speaker 1: that gun near me. That's crazy. We're fighting. It is
Speaker 1: not funny.
Speaker 3: If you point a gun at me like we're fighting,
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't not like.
Speaker 1: It's not loaded. And I'm like, dude, check the chamber
Speaker 1: right now, see if there's no google in the chamber.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh my, I've heard that. Oh my bad,
Speaker 1: and I was like, bro, are you serious? Oh my bad.
Speaker 4: No no, no, oh my bad is not sufficient enough
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. Literally loaded Literally they're just fucking with
Speaker 1: there's no clipping here. And I'm like, bro, check the chamber.
Speaker 1: If I know you check the chamber. If they're definitely
Speaker 1: wanted a chamber.
Speaker 4: If you point a loaded gun at me, if you
Speaker 4: point that's insane.
Speaker 3: Like findal idea his final idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god no, man, I would eat I would
Speaker 4: eat the person. I would like they're like, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: kill them and eat them.
Speaker 1: The people when my school were dog they were just
Speaker 1: they were just you know when you meet some you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're just doomed, Like you're just here.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you went to like a like you
Speaker 4: went to like a like a middle gear, solid like
Speaker 4: prison camp.
Speaker 1: I went to an inner city school. That's inner city
Speaker 1: schools are like, man, they're fucking terrible. We had some
Speaker 1: kids like that come into elementary school. Just dude.
Speaker 3: They I think it was the first or second day.
Speaker 3: It was two brothers and they're like, hey, let's play
Speaker 3: like army or whatever, army man, whatever the fuck is said,
Speaker 3: and they started flipping over the desk and pretending to shoot, dude.
Speaker 1: It was crazy class.
Speaker 3: Yes, during class, we were sitting in class and like
Speaker 3: let's play army or whatever's and they started flipping it
Speaker 3: over like people were shooting. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that is cool, a bunch of kids doing it. No, no, dude,
Speaker 3: we were shocked like it was them.
Speaker 1: It was them. Some people were dooming. You can tell.
Speaker 1: Some people are just like, oh, there you're going, You're
Speaker 1: going the wrong way.
Speaker 4: I've definitely been damned near that disruptive in a class before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not. I never flipped anything over another but
Speaker 3: me and me and Rob, my friend Rob would be.
Speaker 4: That was only after the Spanish seacher made it clear
Speaker 4: that she hated me for no reason, and I was like,
Speaker 4: all right, I hate you now for the good reason.
Speaker 4: So I have we would bring in we would bring in.
Speaker 4: This is around Spider Man three when that came out,
Speaker 4: So there were the toys that were coming out, and
Speaker 4: so like I had like a Vendom and he had
Speaker 4: a Spider Man.
Speaker 3: We'd like pretend to like fight each other across the
Speaker 3: across the room.
Speaker 4: Just completely disruptive. Paul was in that class. I was
Speaker 4: That's how I met Paul was in that class.
Speaker 1: I was never like that. I would just start laughing
Speaker 1: or some ship and they would ruin it would it would.
Speaker 4: It would be rail dude. She yanked me up. Paul
Speaker 4: can attest to this. She grabbed me by my shirt
Speaker 4: like this, like a cartoon, effortlessly and threw me out
Speaker 4: of the class. You got muscles, man, I mean I
Speaker 4: was just very life well. I mean I was like
Speaker 4: maybe two pounds. Oh, I wasn't eating a lot.
Speaker 1: I wonder what I want I'm saying this.
Speaker 3: I was lighter.
Speaker 4: I was lighter than how I was bored.
Speaker 1: I know, I know I would. But the idea of
Speaker 1: a two pound person, a two pounds six foot three
Speaker 1: person is uh pounds.
Speaker 4: It's just like a nervous system.
Speaker 1: Maybe even there might be more than If.
Speaker 4: You pile the nervous system on like a scale, how
Speaker 4: much do you think it would weigh?
Speaker 3: Fourteen?
Speaker 1: That would frighten me. That would frighten me so much
Speaker 1: just seeing it from somewhere. How heavy that somebody meticulously
Speaker 1: stripped the bones and everything to just have the nerves.
Speaker 1: They didn't cut a single under the nerves either. It's
Speaker 1: all perfect just thinking about it.
Speaker 4: How heavy is a disembodied nervous system.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna like say, call the police
Speaker 3: or something like Google. Be kind of like when you
Speaker 3: ask about like killing yourself, it's into the suicide hot line.
Speaker 1: I say, no, how do I It.
Speaker 4: Gave me the nervous system distress hotline, distress life. There's
Speaker 4: no The concept of disembodied nervousism is generally found in fiction. Great,
Speaker 4: you can't hypothesize. Surely they know that. Surely somebody out
Speaker 4: there and.
Speaker 1: Forgot the Nazis were moving away. They were. They definitely know. Japanese.
Speaker 3: Also, I'm fairly certain that the bodies exhibit, you know
Speaker 3: that bodies exhibit where it's like they show like the
Speaker 3: various like, I'm fairly certain they have in their exhibit
Speaker 3: a disembodied nervous system, so they know how much it weighs. Right,
Speaker 3: we have a serial murderer that's listening. If there's a
Speaker 3: professional nervous if there's a professional nervous system weigher out
Speaker 3: there who weighs nervous systems for a living, can you
Speaker 3: please let us know how much how much a nervous
Speaker 3: system weighs, because I would get I would wager like
Speaker 3: no more than five pounds. I think it's fairly like
Speaker 3: five pounds is definitely five pounds is excessive.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a lot. That's a lot. Like
Speaker 1: maybe I feel like maybe two pounds is like really reaching.
Speaker 4: I think it's ounces.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you think so. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, you know pounds are ounces, but I can't even speak.
Speaker 4: Well, you're an asshole.
Speaker 3: Not yes, I know what you I know what you'd
Speaker 3: be fucking anyway.
Speaker 1: Fucking jackass over here, not understanding fucking pounds, houses and
Speaker 1: leaders and shit.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I only speak in metric.
Speaker 1: We should take over the world and convert make everything easier.
Speaker 3: We should, we should do that.
Speaker 1: I like, I like the way things are.
Speaker 4: Hey, gays, Chris and Derek, please listen to Koyo wrote
Speaker 4: in He says in deagie voice, Hey guys, how often
Speaker 4: do you all hang out outside of the Snart tank?
Speaker 4: Pretty much never at this point, I mean, I see
Speaker 4: I see Kingston fairly often, but like we see each
Speaker 4: other a lot. Now we do the show every usually
Speaker 4: during the week, it doesn't show up.
Speaker 3: He's far, he has to take the train down the street.
Speaker 1: Didn't show up.
Speaker 4: That is true.
Speaker 1: Even before that, even.
Speaker 3: I don't know man, like I don't. I don't you
Speaker 3: guys plan stuff in like this chat with too much text.
Speaker 4: It is too much like I I notory. I hate
Speaker 4: group chats like I don't like them. Yeah, I say,
Speaker 4: I appreciate being in them, but like I never like
Speaker 4: I see every time I check there's like seven new developments.
Speaker 4: There's like a fucking I'm forty texts behind. I'm like,
Speaker 4: if the day comes and something's happening, I assume someone
Speaker 4: will say something I feel.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: That's how I have to.
Speaker 1: Band memes from the chat. That's the biggest thing. If
Speaker 1: you allow if you allow memes in the chat, it
Speaker 1: will agit.
Speaker 4: It just becomes an image board.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that if if it's not all iPhone
Speaker 3: or whatever, you can't because I was gonna be like
Speaker 3: they they made a new chat jojo, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: look at it. You go in it, and so you
Speaker 3: can pay attention if you want to do stuff. But
Speaker 3: they they there's if you don't all have the same thing.
Speaker 3: They're like, in order to add somebody, you gotta make
Speaker 3: an entirely new funnel.
Speaker 1: What is that? It's very stupid, what a stupid concept
Speaker 1: not having an iPhone is actually stupid nowadays. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: unfortunate that they've made it this way, but yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're an like, because the only reason I don't want
Speaker 1: an iPhone is that the Apple is not caught up
Speaker 1: to having a better Bluetooth, you know, like I want
Speaker 1: l Dak so I can have a little bit better
Speaker 1: quality when I'm listening with Bluetooth, and they don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck because they're they're like with Dolby or whatever.
Speaker 3: They're they're like, have like a partnership or something. Stupid.
Speaker 3: I don't know that. It's fucking stupid. It this is
Speaker 3: me on God, damn it.
Speaker 4: Everything's fucking it's the same fucking three people. It's gonna
Speaker 4: be so bad. It's gonna be so bad so soon. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Oh fuck, what did I just do?
Speaker 3: Oh no, you're like not even the just happened? Did
Speaker 3: you just like open up a thread or something?
Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell just happened? God, the
Speaker 4: it's pretty good though. I like it.
Speaker 3: I like that. I like the way nothing works the
Speaker 3: way it's supposed to be good. I like it. It's
Speaker 3: very cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, we're we're on Kingston Iron discord sometimes
Speaker 4: playing games and ship.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, I don't see that.
Speaker 3: Towards the end of the year, it's harder to hang
Speaker 3: out your friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just it becomes like stupid busy. There's like
Speaker 4: a bunch of ship like you have.
Speaker 3: To I know, so many different like quadrants of people
Speaker 3: that it's just like, all right, I know I'll spend
Speaker 3: time with this this group this time because I know
Speaker 3: I'm not going to make it. Then. Ring is always
Speaker 3: a good time with friends. It's usually like Spring, March, April.
Speaker 4: Nothing's going on in spring, yeah everyone, thank god.
Speaker 1: It's like some people's birthdays, but it's nothing like crazy
Speaker 1: going on, and you see each other.
Speaker 3: You guys are going to do. Ship's trying to let
Speaker 3: people know that, Hey, don't think that I I don't
Speaker 3: want to hang out. I just don't, you know, like
Speaker 3: like I want. I know, I know what you mean, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I want. But you're more than I'm.
Speaker 4: I'm the same, like I'm more than heavy staying in
Speaker 4: my apartment the entire entire life all of you.
Speaker 3: Like like I'm like, anytime I do go out, I
Speaker 3: have a great time.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Just you know, it's it's the same feeling of like
Speaker 4: like there have been plans that I was like, I
Speaker 4: remember having plans that I was kind of excited about
Speaker 4: and they got canceled and I was still elated, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like I was, I was like
Speaker 4: looking forward to going and then they got they got canceled,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh my god, I have so
Speaker 4: much time now I'm just gonna sleep.
Speaker 1: I don't like doing until I do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So like it's like the gym kind of where
Speaker 4: it's like I hate going to the gym, but once
Speaker 4: I'm there, I'm like, Okay, getting there is annoying, as
Speaker 4: going to the gym, understanding that you have to like
Speaker 4: do this annoying, Like Ted's.
Speaker 1: Working out, working out is annoying until you do any
Speaker 1: like fucking I might as well finish it. And you
Speaker 1: just spent like a half an hour genuinely and out
Speaker 1: working on You're like, oh, that was really not a
Speaker 1: big deal working out.
Speaker 3: I just I did the process of me even getting
Speaker 3: it's even getting mentally prepared to get ready to work out.
Speaker 3: That's the only part that bothers me. And uh because
Speaker 3: sometimes I'm like like after the train, I don't know
Speaker 3: why I was so fucking tired yesterday.
Speaker 4: The train rocks you to sleep. In my experience, trains
Speaker 4: always make me tired.
Speaker 1: They gotta take one when little has never been on
Speaker 1: she's gonna be.
Speaker 3: Like she's never been on a train. Oh wow, interesting,
Speaker 3: What the fucking how? There's no never she reversed. Harry
Speaker 3: Potter or something.
Speaker 1: Harry Potter always a train, Yes.
Speaker 4: Kind of yeah, kind of a big deal.
Speaker 3: And that that the whole world?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 3: That nine nine and three quarters or something? Yeah, plat platform,
Speaker 3: I don't I don't even know. Run into a fucking wall,
Speaker 3: fucking insane?
Speaker 4: What was I said?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Man, I was gonna bring something up. Oh that doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Uh gape Thinny asked Hanno here says, uh hello, my
Speaker 4: favorite interracial thrupple first time, twenty five dollars and up
Speaker 4: patron here, welcome, Hey, thank you. I recently had a
Speaker 4: friend over and we were looking for things to do,
Speaker 4: and we decided to dust off my three sixty and
Speaker 4: play two thousand and nine's Mortal Kombat. I never played
Speaker 4: it before, and I don't play fighting games normally, so
Speaker 4: my strategy is usually just a button mash. Some games
Speaker 4: that works. Man, yeah, sometimes that works.
Speaker 3: It's not as good in that one. Yeah, because most
Speaker 3: of No, m K nine.
Speaker 1: That's seven, right, there's Mortal two.
Speaker 4: Thousand and nine now, n yeah, oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: What did you say? Seven?
Speaker 1: The seventh one? No, it's the ninth one. No, that's
Speaker 1: I'm tripping, right, isn't m K didn't MK nine come out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, right, Mortal Combat nine came out in twenty eleven.
Speaker 3: In twenty eleven. He said MK nine, right, he says,
Speaker 3: he says Mortal Kombat two thousand and nine. Whatever that means.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think I think he made a mistake. That
Speaker 1: is Mortal Kombat. I think he made a mistake.
Speaker 3: Because Mortal there is no because there was the last
Speaker 3: Mortal Kombat before that was the DC Universe in two thousand.
Speaker 4: Oh right, I'm mad. I'm mad now I got I'm upset.
Speaker 4: I'm upset. So I'm looking at the AI overview. Uh huh,
Speaker 4: because that's all Google.
Speaker 3: Lets you do.
Speaker 4: Now, notice how I'm not in AI mode and it
Speaker 4: still gives me the sty.
Speaker 1: Yes, thanks a lot. Let's go, it's take it over.
Speaker 3: Yay.
Speaker 4: So listen to this Mortal Kombat two thousand and nine,
Speaker 4: refers to the Significant Fighting Game. Significant Fighting Game released
Speaker 4: in twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: So I think it is just a look at it.
Speaker 4: I can't even express to you how infuriating that is
Speaker 4: to read.
Speaker 3: It is funny, but it's clear that the guy meant
Speaker 3: MK nine because there's no Mortal Combat came in two
Speaker 3: thousand nine. I'm I'm a Mortal I'm a Mortal Kombat
Speaker 3: mark sure. So MK nine came out twenty eleven, and
Speaker 3: so that was the one. What I was saying, you
Speaker 3: can't but button mash in those games very easily at
Speaker 3: that point because those combos are just three hit combos
Speaker 3: and you're supposed to just juggle. And so it makes
Speaker 3: it like if button mashing is not as good as
Speaker 3: back in the day when you can just press it
Speaker 3: and you would either do four hits or just do
Speaker 3: the the spam punch like they changed it up to.
Speaker 3: Like kind of I guess take it away from casuals.
Speaker 3: I guess it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's not really for casuals anymore. That game
Speaker 1: French that is not for casuals at all. Model Komba
Speaker 1: is not a casual not it used to be back
Speaker 1: in the day.
Speaker 3: The two D.
Speaker 1: Sprite Ship, street Fighter, the heavy the heavy attacks can
Speaker 1: you can you can take a lot of you can
Speaker 1: dish out a lot of dams.
Speaker 3: With heavy attacks.
Speaker 1: Yea, like now they have the hyper fighters are the
Speaker 1: ones masters. I just think that, like Marvel, like what
Speaker 1: Marvel and were initially and what we have now are
Speaker 1: like hyperfiers.
Speaker 3: You just pressed on combo. You can do a lot
Speaker 3: do especially what they did in Tots to versus capcom
Speaker 3: and then they brought it to Marvel three where you
Speaker 3: just do a pattern. You just start and you go right,
Speaker 3: so like if you're on PlayStation Square, Angel Circle and
Speaker 3: then X will do your air combo and then you're
Speaker 3: just in then do it again. Well I was just like, wow,
Speaker 3: this is for babies now, like I mean, I literally
Speaker 3: mean like three year olds.
Speaker 1: I love though even though it's it's.
Speaker 3: Charming, it's charming. I like some of the people that
Speaker 3: they brought it. I love Virgil Weser Dante's you Don't
Speaker 3: Stand a Chance.
Speaker 1: Wesker's Gun, Wesker Reveals Gun or Doctor Doom Revealed. I
Speaker 1: think that's so crazy that you're fighting Doctor Doom. This
Speaker 1: Nigga is a sorcerer and a mad genius and then
Speaker 1: he flips his cape and there's a fucking like when
Speaker 1: Mouser he takes it out of these shoots and it's like,
Speaker 1: why do you have a why do you have a gun?
Speaker 1: You need that protection, protection, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. His
Speaker 1: armor is better than Iron Man's.
Speaker 3: And he's like, you never know, man, you never know.
Speaker 1: You just toast that around with him in case he
Speaker 1: as they as they say, RADI be caught with it
Speaker 1: than caught without one.
Speaker 4: You've seen, We've seen what a thirty odd six can do.
Speaker 3: Uh. Anyway, he says, Harry, my strategy, My strategy is
Speaker 3: usually the button match. Anyway, he was Kitana and I
Speaker 3: was Jackson. During the match, I pulled off a move
Speaker 3: where Jackson grabs Katana by the throat, lifts her up,
Speaker 3: and proceeds to cave her face and with his metal fist.
Speaker 1: When it heats up, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: Call me an s J. W.
Speaker 1: Couck, gotcha, nigga.
Speaker 4: But something about the image of a hulking black man
Speaker 4: making a three D Picasso painting out of a tiny,
Speaker 4: barely clothed the Asian woman's face left me feeling a
Speaker 4: little unnerved and thinking that maybe Anita Sarkisian had a
Speaker 4: point all those years ago.
Speaker 1: Stupid, stupid No. To me, that's the one thing I
Speaker 1: always a brutality goes through.
Speaker 4: I'm like, so he goes like, yeah, I know, it's
Speaker 4: a finning game or whatever. These games are traditionally ultra violent.
Speaker 4: But it definitely took me. Took took me back for
Speaker 4: a second and change how I look at some of
Speaker 4: these older games.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: Anyway, what's an opinion you vehemently disagreed with in the past,
Speaker 4: but he's you've been sure you started to come around
Speaker 4: to that person's that opinion or a person's point of view. Uh,
Speaker 4: the game was still fun, by the way, stay sexy, guys.
Speaker 4: It's an interesting person to use because I.
Speaker 3: Think I think that I don't like I don't like
Speaker 3: that line of thinking because it's it kind of to
Speaker 3: me that's kind of sexist and you thinking that, like, oh,
Speaker 3: she she has no business fighting this guy.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's not the business fighting I think
Speaker 1: it's the idea is that, like that was a very
Speaker 1: violent image. Sure, why is it not violent? When he
Speaker 1: does it to a guy's size. I think have a
Speaker 1: problem different because it's like I I am not fighting
Speaker 1: for that side, but I think it is different.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, no, here's societally it is. But the idea is
Speaker 3: if you were a famis, you wouldn't want it to
Speaker 3: be different. I want to do I don't know, in
Speaker 3: a fighting game setting and not in real life, that
Speaker 3: shouldn't bother you at all because the woman should be
Speaker 3: just as capable as I agree.
Speaker 1: I agree with that. Yeah, I think is still a
Speaker 1: bit jarring.
Speaker 3: It is if you uh have been socially conditioned that way.
Speaker 3: I understand since the video game I it does nothing
Speaker 3: to me. It's a video like if you're not used
Speaker 3: to playing video games, I could see that being like
Speaker 3: it's the same thing of like trying to explain like, uh,
Speaker 3: why Gears of War is fun to somebody who's like
Speaker 3: only seeing it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's like you're just looking at It's like this is
Speaker 4: just blood and fucking more like this is psychotic, but
Speaker 4: it's people and really thinking about that when you're playing,
Speaker 4: it's not really it's a it's a different part of
Speaker 4: your brain that's being activated. So like I get it,
Speaker 4: especially if you're not used to it. If it's it's
Speaker 4: it is charring. Imagery, especially if your only connection to
Speaker 4: these types of images are real life, then yeah, I
Speaker 4: could see it, But I don't know as far as
Speaker 4: like I think I have one opinions, opinions that I
Speaker 4: that I used to vehemently disagree with, I don't have one.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's some, but I don't recall them. But
Speaker 4: you know, I will say, you know, going on, I
Speaker 4: guess it's not a change thing. Or maybe I did
Speaker 4: no because I always thought the same thing.
Speaker 1: Never mind, because I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna bring up moretal Kombat eleven, not an eleven
Speaker 3: but in K nine again, where it is funny thinking about.
Speaker 1: How big million the stits are, Well, it's it's all
Speaker 1: of them. It's literally all of them, namely the one
Speaker 1: that looks the craziest.
Speaker 3: Or is it? Who was it?
Speaker 1: Was it? No, it's not that. So it might theoretically
Speaker 1: have the biggest tits in that game, maybe, but I'm
Speaker 1: talking by centimeters of a difference. They all have like
Speaker 1: triple D tits.
Speaker 3: They all have similar the structure, the bodies are almost
Speaker 3: exactly the same, They're just wearing different clothing essentially have
Speaker 3: different faces. The reason why Molinea is so crazy is
Speaker 3: because she has that one costume where she's just.
Speaker 1: Wrapped like a mummy, barely just barely wrapped like a mummy.
Speaker 3: And so but even at that time, I was like
Speaker 3: this is crazy, like like this is not this is
Speaker 3: I would understand why Feminis would be like what the
Speaker 3: fuck is this and I'd be.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I get it, Like this is kind of
Speaker 1: me over the top of Clone Wars, right, and the
Speaker 1: Clone Wars a Soca has a tube top on and
Speaker 1: she's fourteen or thirteen. I'm like, this is like why
Speaker 1: is she dressed like this? Like why is she dressed?
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck do you mean? It's Star Wars.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like George, I think you have one
Speaker 1: of the greatest universes ever, but also put clothes on.
Speaker 3: Kid, Let's not put pedophiliate into Star Wars because then,
Speaker 3: like you have to think about the Padawans and all
Speaker 3: this ship, like what happens, what's what's been done to them?
Speaker 1: I think a lot the young there, you know, I
Speaker 1: think there's probably there has to be some like like
Speaker 1: like like like like for real, I think I think
Speaker 1: like if in the by the means of like how
Speaker 1: the world works, right by the way this earth world works.
Speaker 1: There has to be some sort of.
Speaker 3: That's why fucking ub was in the in the desert.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, you're like, yo, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: They didn't kick him out, Bro, you didn't do anything,
Speaker 1: didn't kick him out. Bro. The you're looking for the
Speaker 1: order fel You don't get it, man, Yeah, I bet
Speaker 1: they did fall all over kid cook say kid cock?
Speaker 1: Was that the order? Kid penus is?
Speaker 4: Oh my got kid cot the guy?
Speaker 1: My name is kid God. I want to I'm named
Speaker 1: after what I like?
Speaker 3: Everybody's like, everyone's like everyone wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 1: Turn the cameras on. I was never here all the
Speaker 1: life start flashing. Everybody's fucking addressing name can start sucking.
Speaker 3: You right?
Speaker 1: Why I gotta get here now watching? I would turn
Speaker 1: off my TV. That's how scared i'd be.
Speaker 4: Do you think John hands out flash bangs for Halloween.
Speaker 1: All of them and a nice crystal bowl, like yeah,
Speaker 1: dogs and flashman.
Speaker 3: He hands them out flash what's something.
Speaker 4: That like attracts dog? He hands them kibble bags and
Speaker 4: flash bags? You singing the tablebags?
Speaker 1: The dogs come out and the kids can help help,
Speaker 1: help help me. I'm a dog. I can't see here
Speaker 1: help me.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think of opinion.
Speaker 4: I'm sure, I'm sure there are many examples. I just
Speaker 4: don't think that they're like. I don't think I've shifted
Speaker 4: so deeply on them that like I would consider them
Speaker 4: like a massive like I'm more lenient. I guess on
Speaker 4: religion now I guess or not. I just care less
Speaker 4: because I used to be a little bit more Like, No,
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't see the point of this, and
Speaker 4: I still don't really, but like, I just care less
Speaker 4: the people. I care less the people are that way.
Speaker 4: I guess I can't change your mind. I see the
Speaker 4: point a religion. Just don't agree with a religion.
Speaker 1: My biggest thing is that I think I used to
Speaker 1: believe that that truly taking people's lives is the worst
Speaker 1: thing possible. I think, like, what do you mean, like
Speaker 1: there was no good reason to like kill people?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really, like genuinely there's no good reason. There's a couple
Speaker 1: of good and though so me personally and my greater belief,
Speaker 1: I think that I should never be the judge of
Speaker 1: who lives and dies. I don't think I have the
Speaker 1: right to do that, but I think there are some
Speaker 1: people that probably are better just not being here anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's the true because because I was, because
Speaker 1: I was I watched Spider Man impowering the show when
Speaker 1: I was growing up, Like that was like my perspect
Speaker 1: help me like really formed effective, Like oh no, you
Speaker 1: should always like try to your best to like help
Speaker 1: and save others.
Speaker 4: But I know what I'm like, you were you were
Speaker 4: thinking that maybe Bill Cosby could be retrained to uh
Speaker 4: to roof by that age, to Roofie other pedophiles.
Speaker 1: At that age, I was already gone. But but when
Speaker 1: I was younger said, oh no, then I kind of
Speaker 1: started like learning about like how some people are just evil,
Speaker 1: Like I think the I think evil doesn't exist, but
Speaker 1: also there are people that exhibit all those traits that
Speaker 1: are just actually.
Speaker 3: Just call it evil, right, we just call it evil.
Speaker 1: That exhibit these traits that are like this is what
Speaker 1: evil is. Effectively, what do we.
Speaker 3: Call this person that never not wants to kill someone
Speaker 3: even they refuse to rehabilitate themselves even when they're in prison.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like those like people like that, this is what
Speaker 1: we call It's like it's like wind. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: think and I think, but I think even think fast fast,
Speaker 1: that's great, fast air.
Speaker 3: Fast air is real wind, wind is real. Well, it's
Speaker 3: it like you know, wind is you know, it's the
Speaker 3: abstract concept of fast air.
Speaker 1: But it's still a thing.
Speaker 3: But so is he like evil in the same way,
Speaker 3: it's like, what is this thing that.
Speaker 1: Is being done all the time? Yeah, like fast air,
Speaker 1: you have wind is the thing.
Speaker 3: Fast kill.
Speaker 1: Lot lot kill, many kill, can kill fast, when kill.
Speaker 1: I think, I think there's a better way than to
Speaker 1: just put people down more often than not. But I
Speaker 1: do think, sure, I do think in a box. There's
Speaker 1: some people we don't have the facilities to do that,
Speaker 1: and then we don't put the money into like rehability
Speaker 1: people to really understand what they did wrong.
Speaker 4: I think instead of directly killing people, we should put
Speaker 4: him in a box and like throw them somewhere. We're
Speaker 4: not killing him, really, it's the elements that's that.
Speaker 1: I think that mentality is so insane. What do you
Speaker 1: mean like people being like I want to do fucked
Speaker 1: up things, but I don't want to be attached to
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like if put them somewhere with
Speaker 3: the elements kill them.
Speaker 1: It is like, no, you kill him, then.
Speaker 3: I didn't do it?
Speaker 1: Why why do you not want to just do it?
Speaker 3: Because I just don't feelize there's a lot of time.
Speaker 1: It's not we'll give them a chance. We've we've all
Speaker 1: seen ices videos and don't take long to get somebody
Speaker 1: out of here.
Speaker 4: Man, it takes longer than I would like.
Speaker 3: That's interesting.
Speaker 1: You see those mountains in like New Hampshire, Maine or
Speaker 1: wherever the fuck, because then they're gonna breed, and like
Speaker 1: they're gonna breed and they're gonna come back. What happens
Speaker 1: every time?
Speaker 3: The things you just give them, like you know, uh,
Speaker 3: give them a tank top and one pair of gloves,
Speaker 3: are gonna come back.
Speaker 1: And then and then they go because unfortunately, you know
Speaker 1: what's sad, People that are willing to do fucked up
Speaker 1: things are better at surviving literally, but unfortunately, So what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Maybe if you took a bunch of radical
Speaker 1: Jihattis and threw them in Amazon, one hundred years later,
Speaker 1: those things will come back and Amazon will be gone.
Speaker 3: That's eating you know what I'm talking about? The snow
Speaker 3: Amazon is horrible. Snowy mountains were nothing lives.
Speaker 1: You think that until they start catching fucking snow fucking
Speaker 1: rabbits and they build a society of snow ice, they
Speaker 1: enslave yetti and they go take the most home save
Speaker 1: yetis and yet he's like, why didn't you just shoot
Speaker 1: these niggas in the back of head? Why did you
Speaker 1: do this to us?
Speaker 4: You know what the real answer actually is is that,
Speaker 4: like I think, like I used to think that uh evil,
Speaker 4: evil leed itself to like naturally like self destructive.
Speaker 1: I think it does. I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 1: I think it does, but I don't I think it.
Speaker 4: I think the world actually rewards evil very handsome.
Speaker 1: I think I think it does. I think the problem
Speaker 1: is that evil does it a self destruction, but it
Speaker 1: does destroy everything else before it destroys itself. I think
Speaker 1: it will collapse in.
Speaker 4: It but at that point, like what, it might as
Speaker 4: well not at that.
Speaker 1: Point, I agree. It's like it's like it's like Nazi Germany, right,
Speaker 1: It's like they they let I think evil. I think
Speaker 1: they will hand a hand. Unfortunately. I think evil will
Speaker 1: live on forever.
Speaker 3: It's just when people have too much power and then
Speaker 3: they try to do too much evil shit, But like say,
Speaker 3: you can, you can have a controlled level of evil
Speaker 3: as long as you But it just those people, the
Speaker 3: megamaniacal people that always meg sorry, megalo maniacal people that
Speaker 3: always want more power.
Speaker 1: They can't stop at a certain point the problem. So
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, it's on this side now.
Speaker 4: This is horrib So hold on.
Speaker 3: Do you understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm doing on this side now?
Speaker 4: So we recorded right the last episode we recorded yesterday, right,
Speaker 4: So we record these like usually like to two days
Speaker 4: in a row. They were doing this yesterday. They're doing
Speaker 4: it again today, they did it on Monday. They're going
Speaker 4: to do it again tomorrow. What the fuck are they doing?
Speaker 1: What are they doing?
Speaker 3: They're vacuuming the funk.
Speaker 4: Out of that floor.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be just go knock on the door, vacuum this.
Speaker 1: It's got to be a sand bull. It's got to
Speaker 1: be a buffer. It's got to be it's got to
Speaker 1: be a standard. It has to be.
Speaker 3: That's that's literally all gonna be. They're taking up the
Speaker 3: carpet if there is car I don't even know if
Speaker 3: there's carpet in these apartments.
Speaker 1: But like they're all like they're all different. So okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So that's it has to be that because I remember
Speaker 1: when I was but I only it only took me
Speaker 1: a day to do it. When I had to do that,
Speaker 1: it took me a day.
Speaker 3: I ranted one from home depot and then I just
Speaker 3: sand in some fucking wood and then repainted and lack.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm glad, I'm glad you're here to witness the direct
Speaker 4: what's going on nature.
Speaker 3: Probably you think it's the one of the maintenance people
Speaker 3: that are just killing time, like else to do, you
Speaker 3: know what I respect, like skinning around.
Speaker 1: It's crazy too.
Speaker 4: It's a mom and pop business.
Speaker 1: Oh it is.
Speaker 3: Probably it's probably isn't. But like the idea of it
Speaker 3: of it being like, yeah, I'm just gonna scam my uncle,
Speaker 3: which is it's just like it's just like sexual assaults everything.
Speaker 3: It's it's always it's more the people you know, the
Speaker 3: closer you.
Speaker 1: Are, the more you take it, you're gonna go with that.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Like those crimes, when you always
Speaker 3: think about these crimes, that's crazy. People are willing to
Speaker 3: scam their fucking family. It's true because you're a regular person.
Speaker 3: I think, well, you know, relatively, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I think I think I have I think I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I'm too weak to be truly powerful because
Speaker 3: I feel guilt a little too hard.
Speaker 1: I know that. Yeah, I've tried to push past that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I try to try so badly. I can't push
Speaker 1: past it.
Speaker 4: I've tried. I've tried. I've tried to do underhand.
Speaker 1: I've raised a Christian and I and I took the
Speaker 1: message literally and I was just like, oh, maybe I
Speaker 1: should try to do better for the rest of the world,
Speaker 1: because I sure.
Speaker 4: I've seen a lot of people do that. They just
Speaker 4: end up dead.
Speaker 3: Would you accept a show offered by Candice Owens? Come on, man,
Speaker 3: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: We need some more money.
Speaker 3: Come on, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Come on, I couldn't do it. You guys to do it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even blame you guys for doing it. I
Speaker 1: would make fun of you guys, do your faces about it,
Speaker 1: for sure, but I wouldn't like I couldn't. I can't
Speaker 1: do it. If you don't do it, that's what I'll
Speaker 1: just buy your house. And Victor, I mean I would
Speaker 1: still make fun of you for it.
Speaker 4: I buy your your house from your parents or from
Speaker 4: Kingston's parents, yeast that you were here for a second,
Speaker 4: make them a victory.
Speaker 1: I could to do it. I don't have I don't
Speaker 1: have it in me. I I like I even now,
Speaker 1: I try to like be genuinely mean, and it doesn't
Speaker 1: work anymore because I'm like, there's this, What am I
Speaker 1: getting out of doing this? Well, man, I need I
Speaker 1: need to be.
Speaker 3: Hyped up to to grift. I think if you, I
Speaker 3: think if you're taking power.
Speaker 1: I think if you're taking money from those idiotic people
Speaker 1: and actively putting it back into bettering the world. Hey,
Speaker 1: Benjamin Yahoo, I can respect that genuinely. We got a
Speaker 1: sponsor slot open Rood Yeah, I respect that, but like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be a part of it.
Speaker 4: But you have a we gotta slot open for sponsorships.
Speaker 4: Benjamin and Yahoo, come on down.
Speaker 1: The problem is that they get sponsored by once you
Speaker 1: get the wind of like.
Speaker 4: This episode of the Star Tank has been brought to
Speaker 4: you by the Genocide and Gaza.
Speaker 3: I mean, look not it's just it's just a side.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just a war. We do a little
Speaker 3: warfare we like to do a little worse a little bit.
Speaker 1: You said that they said this is firing, and they've
Speaker 1: been attacking him. Still, yeah, fix fired.
Speaker 3: From the again, the fact that there was any I
Speaker 3: saw people that I respect that were like, oh, this
Speaker 3: is a good thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he fucking so what year is?
Speaker 4: You know, you know, you knew outside of the fact
Speaker 4: that obviously it wasn't real, just by the base level,
Speaker 4: was that Hillary Clinton was like, oh, Hillary Clinton was like, oh,
Speaker 4: you know, fair credit.
Speaker 3: He managed to do something.
Speaker 4: It is and it's like, you fucking you're that's another
Speaker 4: one too, by the way, you talk about people that
Speaker 4: I had an opinion about immediately and was right the
Speaker 4: entire time.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's there.
Speaker 4: You go, this is another one, fucking Hillary, if you
Speaker 4: were no, I've never been more vindicated in my life
Speaker 4: than when like everybody just turned around. It's like, hey,
Speaker 4: Bernie was the right one. Actually we probably should have
Speaker 4: went with Bernie.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, wow, do you know anyone wasn't saying
Speaker 1: that though, like like back then, yes, Like I'm talking
Speaker 1: about people who weren't fucking like like grifters or people
Speaker 1: who weren't like Ezra Klein who were getting paid by.
Speaker 3: Obviously interest corporate interest, because I'm like, who the fuck
Speaker 3: saw Bernie Sanders on stage and be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's clearly not the guy, like what you talking about,
Speaker 3: the guy that's actually advocating for the things for us
Speaker 3: to just join the rest of the developed world. Why
Speaker 3: would he not be the guy, oh, the lady that
Speaker 3: just wants to continue the fucking wars.
Speaker 1: That's that's that.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget the progressives that were saying, it's like
Speaker 4: your sexist if you're voting for Bernie, Hillary is the
Speaker 4: only one. And now those people crazy and it's people
Speaker 4: and like to be fair like and I want to
Speaker 4: be clear, I don't know if FD is in that
Speaker 4: group of people. I don't know if he is like
Speaker 4: one of the people who said that specific yeah, but
Speaker 4: like I know him, he was in that crowd of people.
Speaker 4: I don't want to guild by association because people do.
Speaker 4: The one janitor no, no, okay, because was there too.
Speaker 1: After signifier famously hates a lot of the political life.
Speaker 4: No, you're probably right, Like I remember remember him being
Speaker 4: in a chorus of voices. The one janitor I remember
Speaker 4: specifically was one of those people too. Yeah, where I'm
Speaker 4: just like, I wonder where he's at now, I wonder
Speaker 4: what would he.
Speaker 3: He's actually doing pretty well, he does like a nerdy
Speaker 3: content What does he what does he he avoids policy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Bet yeah, it would be pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 3: But like a lot of those people to me were like,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you guys are talented speakers, but
Speaker 3: it's clearly you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and.
Speaker 1: That's okay, but stop beating your chest.
Speaker 3: That's all because that was the one thing even myself
Speaker 3: when I made content, I wasn't like, I'm some I
Speaker 3: completely know what I'm talking about. I am so fucking.
Speaker 1: Sure, because that.
Speaker 3: You can always be wrong. Sure, yeah, and you're allowed
Speaker 3: to be wrong because they're human. So it's it's it's
Speaker 3: it's so what do we got?
Speaker 1: So let me tell you something. This is crazy, right
Speaker 1: because for me, I thought I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is this is just an act of but in a
Speaker 1: against minority people. But Donald Trump has our class several
Speaker 1: degrees no longer as professional and doing that it prevents
Speaker 1: you from getting that forgiveness and acquiring loans, acquiring them
Speaker 1: when you're attempting to reach the mass degree in these professions.
Speaker 4: Is that real?
Speaker 1: This is this is very real. This is like a
Speaker 1: not age. I mean, it doesn't surprise me at these
Speaker 1: professions in.
Speaker 3: His approvals, it's sunk thirty six point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unbelievable how much he's like the most unpopular
Speaker 1: president since like the thirties.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, that is, but it's it is believable.
Speaker 1: I don't mean that the degree, the degrees consist of
Speaker 1: this is about the fucking blow your mind. It's not nursing,
Speaker 1: it's physical assistance, nursing, physical therapists, h what you go, Autobiologists, architects, engineers, educators,
Speaker 1: and social workers.
Speaker 8: Social does not surprise me that guys, guys, that makes
Speaker 8: sense anyone that I hate socialone that anyone that knows
Speaker 8: knows that these are professions often sought after by minority people.
Speaker 9: Architects, yeah, engineer, engineers, nurses, engineers, physical therapists, that's crazy,
Speaker 9: physical physical therapists, physical therapists.
Speaker 3: All that ship is degrees that you.
Speaker 1: I know this directly because I was someone that was
Speaker 1: told like, hey, going to nursing, going to engineering, going
Speaker 1: to stem, sure, going to these things because these are
Speaker 1: gonna be good jobs that are gonna help you often
Speaker 1: escape just going somewhere poverty. You're you guys are crazy.
Speaker 1: You guys are crazy. Look, you guys have been doing
Speaker 1: this for a long time, so you guys don't care
Speaker 1: about people anymore. No, it's but I very much so
Speaker 1: think it is. It's crazy because this is just.
Speaker 4: It's you only care because you're going for nursing, and
Speaker 4: of course I would.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have to. I'm not gonna I'm not
Speaker 1: unfortunately as bad how some people are gonna need these
Speaker 1: loans we're working around. But like this is like, this
Speaker 1: is a blatant attack against.
Speaker 3: This is clearly you don't know what's in his heart.
Speaker 1: Here's the here's and I'm like, how, like what is this?
Speaker 1: This is what's happening with me?
Speaker 3: Like you're you're vigor is interesting to me because I'm
Speaker 3: like vigor, you goddamn vigor. But yeah, but no, I
Speaker 3: was just like you're very passionate about this and what
Speaker 3: not to be disrespectful at all.
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like, where have you been?
Speaker 3: Like like the like it is, I understand, right, I
Speaker 3: get this current. You know the people that oh Trump
Speaker 3: got saved he got bailed out, he's not going to
Speaker 3: prison whatever, and the people that he put in the
Speaker 3: administration and stuff like that have been doing the most
Speaker 3: racist ship imaginable what what blows my mind?
Speaker 1: So I'm kind of like at this point, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't think nothing's nothing on This political left has
Speaker 1: been like did you just see that? Well, but that's clearest,
Speaker 1: that's clearest.
Speaker 3: Day.
Speaker 1: It is like I Will haven't even seen Hassan or
Speaker 1: any of the people that like all their job is
Speaker 1: to do is to talk about like that, bring it up.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is clearly.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sure that they act the time of hours
Speaker 3: they stream, I sure they'll mention.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they're doing it, but like they're not. They
Speaker 4: don't matter really, like if they're not in the legislative.
Speaker 4: It is crazy to me that they are feple like
Speaker 4: in power who have like a who can say something
Speaker 4: and actually like direct, you know, organize responses to and
Speaker 4: they're not doing anything like heckem Jeffries, fucking Kim Jeffries,
Speaker 4: Like what a fucking loser.
Speaker 3: I can't believe. I didn't even like, look.
Speaker 1: I didn't. He was never on my radar. Anyway.
Speaker 4: But my bar was at zero for that for that dude,
Speaker 4: and I was like, you know, how do you underperform zero?
Speaker 1: Yeah? He can't.
Speaker 3: He didn't step over the bar, he tripped on it.
Speaker 3: He was just and he fell backwards. Just step over.
Speaker 3: You should be primary the funk out.
Speaker 1: No fuck, it's just like, how about when they had
Speaker 1: all the leverage, Like, come on, I'm just getting upset now.
Speaker 1: I saw that, and my my my brain was like,
Speaker 1: what well, I mean that that's like what that's kind
Speaker 1: of like, what is what is at this point? You
Speaker 1: should be janking, be going of course, like when you
Speaker 1: see that ship, you should.
Speaker 3: Be like yeah, no, look, because I can only put
Speaker 3: it this way.
Speaker 4: What would you do if I peeled your beard off
Speaker 4: and stuck it back on your face the opposite way?
Speaker 1: That'd be interesting. I don't know exactly.
Speaker 3: We're gonna read the names now, Okay, okay, look, I
Speaker 3: I like, I love seeing passionate people in politics. I was,
Speaker 3: but I'm also just like, we're so we're so in
Speaker 3: the thick of it where I can't even I can't
Speaker 3: get upset like that anymore. It's so I'm more shocked
Speaker 3: than I am upset. I'm more like, oh, what this
Speaker 3: is like.
Speaker 4: One of the least shocking things I've I've heard.
Speaker 1: I guess that's kind of crazy. I think is objectively
Speaker 1: a wild crazier than like like I know, I think
Speaker 1: I think up almost one hundred people in the fucking
Speaker 1: in Venezuela. Dude, this just so.
Speaker 3: Fell this fell through. By the way, did you see
Speaker 3: the thing that happened, Like when at Ja d Vance's motorcade,
Speaker 3: We're like they like they were doing like live firing
Speaker 3: like or like fake like live firing over like Jadvance
Speaker 3: was like taking like a motor cade over like a
Speaker 3: highway or whatever, and like one of the guns misfired
Speaker 3: and like shot into his fucking car and then they
Speaker 3: just like sped away.
Speaker 1: This Nobody talked about it because.
Speaker 4: It was such a footnote that would be that would
Speaker 4: be all the entire story for like a good one,
Speaker 4: you know, so fucking incompetent sounds part Pete Heckshat the
Speaker 4: guy who's like in charge of the fucking military ostensibly
Speaker 4: right now throw an axe at a and a man
Speaker 4: in Times Square. That was that before you got it's
Speaker 4: a joke world that we're living in. So like, yeah,
Speaker 4: this degree isn't real anymore.
Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: Correspondent is the secondary test secretary of war.
Speaker 4: That's how eazy cool is That is so silly.
Speaker 3: But fucking with all this stupid ass fucking Day's vault
Speaker 3: in this old crusade, which is so tied to like
Speaker 3: white supremacy and Christian nationalism, I'll say, I'll just say
Speaker 3: just to be it's just it's just loser. It's a
Speaker 3: loser larp.
Speaker 1: But I just I just want to be like, Zionism
Speaker 1: is white supremacy. Also, like literally the white supremacy. Hundred
Speaker 1: it is white supremacy. It is. I mean, it's a
Speaker 1: conversation people don't want to have, but it literally literally is.
Speaker 3: Well listen, I think a lot of white supremacis would
Speaker 3: not agree.
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree, but it is It's like it's
Speaker 1: not but like like you're not one of us.
Speaker 4: But it's like yeah, but that's like a very technicality
Speaker 4: kind of thing where it's like yeah, by by technicality,
Speaker 4: I guess I think there's a lot of white people
Speaker 4: are Christians, and Christians believe you know so and so
Speaker 4: about Israel that needs to be protected. Someone kind of
Speaker 4: loops into itself, but like it's not it's not technically
Speaker 4: like you know what I mean, it's not the same.
Speaker 1: It is white supremacy by the nature of how it's
Speaker 1: instrumental institutionalized, but it's not white supremacy because the white
Speaker 1: supremacist wouldn't want them there, and like it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: don't stand next to us.
Speaker 3: It's a different it's a different formula. It is they
Speaker 3: definitely see them. It's such a gay to have this
Speaker 3: conversation because.
Speaker 1: Like Sweden was like, hey, we don't want them here.
Speaker 3: I will say one thing is I think people would
Speaker 3: rather be like, will you guys suck each other's cocks
Speaker 3: and stop talking about white supremacy. Yeah, there's that.
Speaker 1: Either get to being a white supremacist or suck your
Speaker 1: don't dick. That's it. Just make one.
Speaker 4: Subway started talking about like fucking you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 4: what what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not we're not we're not hip.
Speaker 4: We're all jared for Subway in some way.
Speaker 3: If you were some way, I've dollars, Hey for ten
Speaker 3: thousand dollars, would you like pade reputations?
Speaker 1: I was gonna go crazy.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say ten to two hour seminar of
Speaker 3: Jared Fogel, like giving like a ten X or whatever
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: No, just to see him speak. Yeah, No, ten thousands
Speaker 1: too little for them, catchup.
Speaker 4: I would do it for ten thousand dollars. I want
Speaker 4: to see jarfy I can make a video out of that.
Speaker 4: That's hysterical, Okay, I can absolutely. I feel like being
Speaker 4: I was going to be paid ten thousand dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have to pay ten grand. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: paying ten grand is Jared. I would just to see, like,
Speaker 4: how is he How is he going to pretend like
Speaker 4: nothing's happening?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: How is he going?
Speaker 1: How is he going to move this?
Speaker 4: How is he gonna go on stage and pretend like
Speaker 4: they don't know? Okay, Like listen, it's like Luis on stage,
Speaker 4: like you know that you know that he knows that,
Speaker 4: everybody knows.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows. Yeah, so I'm gonna spice it up just
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: It's ten thousand dollars, so there has to be some stakes. Okay,
Speaker 3: So what like every fifteen minutes, another child just stands
Speaker 3: next to him, crazy, would you still go? No? What
Speaker 3: do you mean? Like just standing next to him. You
Speaker 3: just they're just standing really close, and they get closer
Speaker 3: and stuff and like you know, but they're just standing.
Speaker 3: They're just standing there.
Speaker 1: They're holding onto his pant legs, dollars amount of money man.
Speaker 3: And the kids.
Speaker 4: Because then I'm gonna be thinking about, like, am I
Speaker 4: implicated on something right now?
Speaker 1: No matter what you're implicating.
Speaker 4: No, seeing somebody seeing somebody speak is not implicating, because
Speaker 4: you can turn that into it. You can turn that
Speaker 4: into journalism.
Speaker 1: Chris, there is no way right now in this world
Speaker 1: that you will actually.
Speaker 3: Let me see your legs. I want to see your
Speaker 3: harry legs. I want to see your hair.
Speaker 1: He's like, d'll get your pants. The kid goes for about.
Speaker 4: Jerry Poo has been like he's trained himself to only
Speaker 4: be attracted to geriatric like ninety year olds, and then
Speaker 4: he goes and molested Joe Bida.
Speaker 1: He fucks Joe Biden. Corn Pop is that you Corp
Speaker 1: is not your pop? Not again?
Speaker 3: Not again?
Speaker 4: Corn Pop got me?
Speaker 1: You win this time again win this time?
Speaker 3: I got your last time, I got you got me.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. If everything's full circles, Fimonacci's certain sequence.
Speaker 1: Literally has maybe cycles of just sexual assault, fucking raping
Speaker 1: each other for.
Speaker 3: All the time.
Speaker 1: Corn Pop. I remember he's telling them because it was
Speaker 1: like a like a it seemed like a an inner
Speaker 1: city youth thing going on at that, Yeah, like a
Speaker 1: pool or something, yeah, something. And then he was telling
Speaker 1: that story and he's talking about bout.
Speaker 4: My leg down, fucking crazy, hold.
Speaker 3: Out a knife and he's like, pull your pants down, son,
Speaker 3: crazy that he don't do it, corn Pop, It's crazy
Speaker 3: that he won. People were so tired of what people
Speaker 3: were so sick of the thing that was before that.
Speaker 3: They were like, I guess, just.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's fucking do it, because that's exactly
Speaker 1: what happened anyway, the same again. Literally, yeah, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: this guy sucks so bad. He's like I made a
Speaker 1: ball room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like they're just giving him busy work while like
Speaker 3: the real people are running ship.
Speaker 1: It's like bush changing.
Speaker 3: Everybody was like running shit and they're like, hey, go
Speaker 3: fucking speak at this dumb then get shoes thrown at you.
Speaker 3: It's just like ship like that, go to the shoe.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 3: I swear every clip And then the only president to
Speaker 3: choke on a pretzel and hit his face on the
Speaker 3: floor or whatever.
Speaker 1: A coffee table, because like, what the fun happened? He
Speaker 1: was all bruises, choked on a pretzel. Yeah, are you serious?
Speaker 3: He choked on a pretzel and would actually beat hey man,
Speaker 3: I think maybe we should slow down with the Halliburton
Speaker 3: just beat the fuck out of genuinely never heard of you,
Speaker 3: never saw his face off about him choking on a pretzel.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this is real.
Speaker 4: Two thousand and two. I was not paying.
Speaker 1: To be. I was. I was, I was.
Speaker 4: I was eight years old.
Speaker 3: That's fair, that's fair, That's totally fair.
Speaker 1: I was seven.
Speaker 3: Actually for most of the year.
Speaker 1: I saw I saw the image of him bruised up,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, interesting.
Speaker 3: If it was if it wasn't for if it wasn't
Speaker 3: for nine to eleven, I don't know when I would
Speaker 3: have gotten at apologies they would have taken probably.
Speaker 1: Forever, because it just became so interesting.
Speaker 4: Face wait really, yeah, it's so crazy. Is there a
Speaker 4: video of chugging on pretzel?
Speaker 1: No, that's what I was excited to see. No, No,
Speaker 1: we would have seen that. You would have seen that.
Speaker 1: I would like, I've never seen Jorge was Chad oh
Speaker 1: Man they beat me up.
Speaker 3: The beat the press out of the pretzel came up
Speaker 3: at me and I was like, I didn't know which
Speaker 3: way I was going.
Speaker 4: It was all twisted and punched me in the dang.
Speaker 1: Head, flatting my fucking skully.
Speaker 4: Fuck man, fucking discombobulable. Just he just bobble malated.
Speaker 3: Man had a bunder bust full of pretzels. He had
Speaker 3: a bunder.
Speaker 1: But he shot me with a preshels blood and he
Speaker 1: shot that fencing again and.
Speaker 4: I was like, how dare you, sirta and that I
Speaker 4: ta the I tied the muzzle in the shape of
Speaker 4: a pretzels.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 1: You could do that? President?
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at this?
Speaker 4: You no, no, look at this.
Speaker 3: He grabs a podium media into a dog.
Speaker 1: He he grabs a podium and turns into a real
Speaker 1: dog like mister the Pizza.
Speaker 3: Oh you know I had power, This is bo I
Speaker 3: only have powers on what I think about. When think
Speaker 3: about it too hard, I can't do it. So now that,
Speaker 3: now that you're all staring, I can't do I.
Speaker 4: Can only do crazy things if I forget that I
Speaker 4: can do them.
Speaker 1: This it's a fucking x men.
Speaker 3: That's a random x men like number fifty three that
Speaker 3: has that power.
Speaker 4: Yeah, forgetful man.
Speaker 1: How many X men out there? Way too many? I'll
Speaker 1: go X men not me? Is it over one hundred?
Speaker 4: X men is probably like I don know if it's
Speaker 4: over two hundred, it's a.
Speaker 1: Hundred X men, I think about two maybe No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, there's more than unred that's whatever.
Speaker 3: We're gonna move on to names. I can't I can't
Speaker 3: just look it up.
Speaker 4: I can't discuss the number of hypothetical xx how many
Speaker 4: X men members, how many X filas, X failers, how
Speaker 4: many X fillers are over there?
Speaker 3: Is it gonna be able to do referene because I
Speaker 3: feel like the other faction is going to put in
Speaker 3: there too?
Speaker 1: What other factions? I'm going strictly X men name.
Speaker 4: That's what I want to Magneto must be stopped.
Speaker 3: Now watch this drivet, Now watch this draft. You're lucky
Speaker 3: that ball is not made of metal. Yeah, you stupid fuck?
Speaker 4: He goes, Why.
Speaker 1: Why it says over one hundred? I guess that if
Speaker 1: I have I had a list to write down, and
Speaker 1: I can write down one hundre X men, I get
Speaker 1: write down.
Speaker 3: Right, do it right? Now? What do you mean what
Speaker 3: it does. An understands Bagnetos.
Speaker 1: He doesn't understand Magnetos his name.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? What are you saying?
Speaker 1: He controls magic is magnet and it's it's neat. What
Speaker 1: are you like, uh, sleepy?
Speaker 3: Like magnesium man or something? What's going on? Yes, you
Speaker 3: know magnesium and not magnets. That is kind of where
Speaker 3: that you would know magnesum not magnets.
Speaker 1: Magneto's power is so ridiculous that I feel like they
Speaker 1: wrote him at first and they were like, oh, shut
Speaker 1: and no one said what that man.
Speaker 4: They definitely didn't think too deeply about like how how
Speaker 4: how craze the world if you wanted to, because magnetism
Speaker 4: is like one of the fundamental forces, which is insane.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get rid of niggas, every black person not
Speaker 1: black anymore.
Speaker 3: But it's like, why Magneto. He's like, I don't say
Speaker 3: blood bending? Can he steal the iron out of blood?
Speaker 1: Yeah? He can. He got his heart ripped down, he
Speaker 1: was pumping the blood to his body with his powers.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Oh that's fucking insane. Oh that's interesting. He
Speaker 1: can turn people off, he can bend light like he is.
Speaker 1: His powers are insane.
Speaker 4: I wrote, I had like a comic like me and
Speaker 4: me and a friend of mine in like eighth grade
Speaker 4: wrote a comic about like a like a dude with
Speaker 4: tell kinesis that died and he had to keep his
Speaker 4: He had to kind of keep his heart pumping like manually.
Speaker 4: So he's like very like he's very very nerved. But
Speaker 4: he was like it was very not good. I wonder
Speaker 4: if I because I didn't know that about mine. You know,
Speaker 4: it's an interesting his powers are I wonder if I
Speaker 4: absorbed that through as Moses his power.
Speaker 1: No, that comic happened more recently, so like.
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Speaker 4: I've never seen crank. I I learned about cranked in
Speaker 4: like twenty fifteen, when I knew.
Speaker 1: I lived about cranking, like twenty twenty nine.
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Speaker 3: Probably.
Speaker 4: We say it all the time, so it's kind of
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Speaker 4: raped the girl so he could have so she what
Speaker 4: so hard she had to go she get a tampon
Speaker 4: surgically removed. I hope someone does.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 4: Does that to Trump's soon?
Speaker 3: That's crazy. They went to civil court.
Speaker 1: He lost.
Speaker 3: He's adjudicated rapists like his boy Trump.
Speaker 4: That's fucking crazy man.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. A lot of just pissed me off that
Speaker 3: they couldn't do it in They had to go civil
Speaker 3: because they didn't think it was strong enough, even though
Speaker 3: it seemed like there was more than enough evidence to
Speaker 3: convict them.
Speaker 1: But you know, things are different in Ireland. I love it,
Speaker 1: and women are not supposed to be afraid. They're not
Speaker 1: supposed to be afraid of the world when they get
Speaker 1: scared when make it, when they're scared.
Speaker 3: To walk home.
Speaker 1: It's like you're over exaggerating, and it's.
Speaker 3: Like, well, I think about the crime ship where I'm
Speaker 3: like that sucks.
Speaker 1: Like if I go jogging at five in the morning,
Speaker 1: I have nothing to worry about and then you have
Speaker 1: to worry about. But you don't have dead literally kidnapped,
Speaker 1: raped and murdered.
Speaker 3: I'm like, crazy, to me, it's a very It's well,
Speaker 3: I'm saying it's very dangerous and one point nine percent
Speaker 3: of the time, I have nothing to worry about, and
Speaker 3: I would say for women it's probably fifty percent, which
Speaker 3: is crazy.
Speaker 4: It's it's very dangerous to be a woman out at night.
Speaker 4: I know this is a primary threat. Like, it's not safe,
Speaker 4: not safe out there. If you see me, cross the
Speaker 4: street immediately. Because I've been I'm kind of like I've
Speaker 4: been wearing I've been wearing T shirts a lot. I'm
Speaker 4: kind of yoked under here. Man. Oh, I'm kind of
Speaker 4: yoked under here. I've been I've been training so I
Speaker 4: could live. If you weigh anything from like one hundred
Speaker 4: and twenty pounds or less, which is like my prime target,
Speaker 4: I can lift you with one hand and make a
Speaker 4: make away with you in a second. So like, be
Speaker 4: be very afraid after seven pm, stay out of the street.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can we make uh merch that says sexual pressure? Well,
Speaker 3: I never said anything about that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just saying what I usually.
Speaker 4: Take them to my apartment and I make them invest
Speaker 4: in my uh crypto business.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Oh gotcha, And that's what you do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get your mind out of the gutter.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, I mean, I apologize a financial dangerous apologize
Speaker 10: because they won't leave until I'm very convincing, Like they
Speaker 10: won't leave without investing in my business, and so like
Speaker 10: their their entire portfolio is likely like mine.
Speaker 3: That's not so bad. They won't be traumatized by that's
Speaker 3: that's that's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But there are other people like the people sometimes
Speaker 4: I meet when I'm scouting. There are other people that
Speaker 4: I know are there for the various reasons. And uh, all.
Speaker 3: Right, So we're gonna have two lines. So we have
Speaker 3: sexual Predator and I definitely want to want to see
Speaker 3: it financial credit. I want to see that in Financial.
Speaker 1: Pres I like, you already knew what, you already knew that.
Speaker 1: That's the second.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna have both lines and then so the
Speaker 3: audience can choose something they want. I would love to
Speaker 3: see that on you, since you're like so big guys, dude,
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 1: No oh the other one, yeah, the other one cool.
Speaker 3: I would like to see that on in seed. People's
Speaker 3: reactions very tall, large man at all, dude. It really
Speaker 3: is crazy.
Speaker 4: It is crazy how many people are just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: you've been, you've we everybody knows that you committed rape.
Speaker 4: Have fun.
Speaker 1: I have one in my one in my family, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't invite this person.
Speaker 3: What your mirror.
Speaker 4: That's been consinuating me? You are a rapist?
Speaker 1: Due I really hope you die. I really, I really
Speaker 1: hope you die like fast, like fast fast quick quick
Speaker 1: quick quick qickick. To be fair, how many of us
Speaker 1: have much shots that look like monsters.
Speaker 3: That's true, but it's not me. We don't know that
Speaker 3: for we were ninety nieve percent sure you don't know if.
Speaker 1: You went to h you went to a makeup artist
Speaker 1: then put that on you ready, ready, you're right rape?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's like that really is like it really is like
Speaker 4: a top tier like villain thing because like it's so cool.
Speaker 4: There's reasons. I can think of very very many good
Speaker 4: reasons why a person might snuff out another life, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. I can think of many, Like
Speaker 4: you're under threat, people are attacking you any number of reasons.
Speaker 1: The only time I agree is under threat. I think
Speaker 1: that's the only time you should go.
Speaker 3: I'll put it this way.
Speaker 4: There there are people who there's a famous video shoes
Speaker 4: go ahead, steps on your shoes. It's another one.
Speaker 3: There's a video.
Speaker 4: There's a famous video of a woman who I think, like, uh,
Speaker 4: kid was raped and killed or whatever, she shows up
Speaker 4: to the court thing and a trench coat and just unloads.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's I love stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Totally fine. I can't even I would donate.
Speaker 1: I disagree with the act of doing that, but I
Speaker 1: also absolutely understanding that that's an understandable reason to fucking
Speaker 1: get something.
Speaker 3: It's not a smart thing to do from their perspective
Speaker 3: because like now they're like, yeah, you're now you're subject
Speaker 3: to the same flawed system that will have this fucking
Speaker 3: dude dude exactly.
Speaker 4: But I don't have any moral issue with that at all.
Speaker 4: Like some people, some people like that just like you
Speaker 4: gotta gotta go.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I stand by this. I don't think I should be
Speaker 1: the judge of who does that. But I think at
Speaker 1: the same time, there are some people that like, I'm not.
Speaker 4: Gonna get in people's way.
Speaker 3: Would you would you like say, I would absolutely encourage
Speaker 3: inmates to deal with them, Like, hey, I would, I would.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't even do that for me? I think I think, truly, truly, truly,
Speaker 1: he needs to live and understand what he did. I
Speaker 1: think that I think that is true the idea of
Speaker 1: the monster, especially the people that those are often but often.
Speaker 3: They're the ones that have absolutely no remorse. Yeah, they're like,
Speaker 3: I don't I know what I did is wrong, but
Speaker 3: I like it. It's hilarious. I think.
Speaker 1: I think what happens is a lot of people are
Speaker 1: just not given a chance to I think most people are.
Speaker 1: I think I don't think. I don't think too.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think people have the tools within themselves on
Speaker 1: their surrounding to try to convince them to be like
Speaker 1: the understand what they've done, because I think I've I've
Speaker 1: I've directly seen it. That's why I used to like
Speaker 1: have a weird I've seen people be rehabilitated, people from
Speaker 1: what from like killers, That's what I'm saying. Killing is
Speaker 1: not the same to me. But they were monstrous until
Speaker 1: they were rehabilitated.
Speaker 4: I think, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe I think he's the counselor that would be like
Speaker 3: tricked that they're like, oh, I'm going no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: this person no.
Speaker 1: But there but there are people that do that as
Speaker 1: well too.
Speaker 3: Like I think there's people did a I don't get
Speaker 3: a direct letter they did a third degree. They did
Speaker 3: something not aggravated like planned murder, because I have rehabilitated.
Speaker 1: That is, I've met one person in my life very
Speaker 1: like they were. They were whacking people for people. They
Speaker 1: were doing it like a hit man. Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: doing it. They were like, oh, it sounds like a soldier.
Speaker 1: That's different. I mean he was he had no qualms
Speaker 1: to do. He was like, I just do this right,
Speaker 1: I like a soldier. And then he felt no guilt
Speaker 1: from it. He felt nothing right like a soldier. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's like that he would He's like brutal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like souldas usually as much trying to be efficiently do
Speaker 1: it as possible. This guy is a brutal which is
Speaker 1: really good. Yeah, and he got out he rebelabilitated, and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh no, I have definitely helped people not
Speaker 1: turn into that. And it's not common because we don't rehability.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you something, I think the few between us.
Speaker 4: I really don't think that there is a hit man.
Speaker 4: To me, like, as crazy as that is, is so
Speaker 4: much more redeemable than like, well, yeah.
Speaker 1: I agree, that's kind of child. Now, that's kind of
Speaker 1: the issue that a child period children are irredeble.
Speaker 3: Doing stuff to children, scarring them and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: A lot of times even those people that somehow they
Speaker 3: were a victim of it as well, it's like, all right,
Speaker 3: rehabilitating that, it's okay, Why did they do that? Are
Speaker 3: they attracted to that? How do you rehabilitate that? It's
Speaker 3: kind of like, now you're getting into the territory. I
Speaker 3: guess he can rehabilitate somebody if they were gay.
Speaker 1: No, it's not saying I don't know how it would
Speaker 1: be if they're if they're attracted a children. I think
Speaker 1: that is one thing. We don't rehabilitate that. You rehabilitate
Speaker 1: them for the action of harming somebody. You don't rehabilitate
Speaker 1: someone from the like some what they're doing is wrong absolutely,
Speaker 1: and they're they're still doing that. How do you rehabilitate that, Well,
Speaker 1: you inform them of why it's wrong. They know, like
Speaker 1: you truly informat it, because I think, I think, how
Speaker 1: happened is that? And this this is this is so gross,
Speaker 1: right that I don't Yeah, we can, we can add
Speaker 1: it's it's so gross, But like I think, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think there are people that have that attraction that
Speaker 1: they don't act on it. I think having that attraction
Speaker 1: is still problematic, but I don't think they can control it.
Speaker 3: You know what it is? I forgot, Yeah, it's it's.
Speaker 1: Fun because it's like telling, telling, but then telling someone's
Speaker 1: parents that. Like imagine someone's assaulted, right, and then you
Speaker 1: got the nerve to tell them like yeah, but the
Speaker 1: case like I'm gonna blow your face off? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Like it's so like, what do you know?
Speaker 3: So for example, just give an example, like the person
Speaker 3: that the offender when you're talking about taking them the
Speaker 3: rehab when they know it's wrong already, because obviously it's wrong.
Speaker 3: There's fucking rules in place for you not do it,
Speaker 3: but they do it anyway they're attracted.
Speaker 1: What do you do to that person? I think you
Speaker 1: have to let them understand how wrong or what they
Speaker 1: did to the other person is. I think that like
Speaker 1: really have to have them grasp because I think the
Speaker 1: idea of knowing something is wrong and grasping.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question, why do you think
Speaker 3: why do you think they don't Why do you think
Speaker 3: they don't know that?
Speaker 1: I think because of the fact they're in confident with
Speaker 1: themselves the confident they have with themselves. It's like it's
Speaker 1: preventing it from happening. Because even for me, right like
Speaker 1: I have I have, I have pretty bad anger problems,
Speaker 1: right and when I get at my when I've been
Speaker 1: at my angriest, I had the person of me that
Speaker 1: knows the thing I'm about to act and do is wrong.
Speaker 1: But the way I feel at the time is clouding
Speaker 1: my ability to judge what's happening.
Speaker 4: I have seen take a grab a pigeon out of
Speaker 4: this guy and slam it in a fax machine until
Speaker 4: it was paced.
Speaker 1: Until it was so it was a fact. It was
Speaker 1: a message set to someone. It was clean, she was clean.
Speaker 1: They just got a image of a flat bird. It's like,
Speaker 1: what the fun is it? Yeah, that's pretty cool. It
Speaker 1: got to my house, like really weird, turned it into
Speaker 1: a pizza. I don't have a fact. Also, I have
Speaker 1: a faction machine.
Speaker 3: You do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why I thought it'd be interesting to have.
Speaker 1: One, I guess for this very moment. Good job having
Speaker 1: a fact? Yeah, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3: I thought about it though, like I have thought about
Speaker 3: like buying ship like that, where I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: why not? You know, sometimes I want to with the
Speaker 3: health industry because they're so out of date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy, it works better better than calling you could
Speaker 1: fax it. I'm like, that's I can't believe you just
Speaker 1: told me that. But like you told me to you,
Speaker 1: how about how about how about I burned this place
Speaker 1: down with you and me and it? They do have
Speaker 1: every fucking door, we stay here together. Yeah, I may
Speaker 1: seem to me, I hate your nigga, let's die.
Speaker 3: Me is going dude it have it dog. It's fucking
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what that is. It's
Speaker 3: fucking scary. It's too good.
Speaker 4: Don't they have aren't Do they have like fax machines
Speaker 4: that like are in printers? Do they have like two
Speaker 4: and ones?
Speaker 3: Right? Has one?
Speaker 4: That might not be a bad investment. Actually, I mean
Speaker 4: I have to get a prayer.
Speaker 1: For the medical industry one. I don't have one. Lilyes
Speaker 1: that that's one, but I need one for myself.
Speaker 3: It's not bad to have one for those very reasons,
Speaker 3: because the stupid ship like that, Because I have, I've
Speaker 3: literally been in that situation before it was easier. I
Speaker 3: was at my aunt's house and it was easier just
Speaker 3: to fax some ship that I needed and I was like,
Speaker 3: this is so insane that I can't just fucking email
Speaker 3: this to you or air dropping or something.
Speaker 1: Fucking year we.
Speaker 3: Raise the volume.
Speaker 1: Yeah right now, I hate you, nigga, let's die. That
Speaker 1: is That is someone you have to stop bothering like
Speaker 1: and leave him alone at that moment, stop antagonizing it.
Speaker 3: For for for for people that don't understand. If you've
Speaker 3: ever seen the Boon Dogs, remember the Nigga moments, that's
Speaker 3: that type of ship right there.
Speaker 1: And I think that's sun darker, that's that's I think
Speaker 1: that the people who are so quick to get to
Speaker 1: that level, they're like, I don't care about my life.
Speaker 1: This is I think it's a pressure situation where it's
Speaker 1: like it's been years of like dancing around hating each
Speaker 1: other and it's finally turned into like I don't even
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care about being alive, and I
Speaker 1: want to know you're gone maybe and now that I'll
Speaker 1: go with you. It is.
Speaker 3: It is wild to premeditate and think that way, like
Speaker 3: you're you're sitting, you're on camera, it's not even happening
Speaker 3: in the moment, like I'm just gonna do it, like
Speaker 3: I guess a nigga moment, right this, I can't imagine
Speaker 3: being that upset and then.
Speaker 1: Because then now you have to go through the motions.
Speaker 1: What if he agrees and then now y'all got to
Speaker 1: meet up and do the whole. But I think you
Speaker 1: got all the money that I think that's why it's
Speaker 1: so it's so terrifying, because that's someone that's done being here,
Speaker 1: that is terrified.
Speaker 3: I think about the people that like murder and do
Speaker 3: ship because I'm like, I understand like a flash of rage.
Speaker 3: It's the people that like, for minutes or like an
Speaker 3: hour or whatever you are, it's still on the entire time.
Speaker 3: So like that guy, he's so fed up, he's done.
Speaker 3: He's waiting in line at the bank. He's still just
Speaker 3: like and he's still fuming in the line.
Speaker 1: He's so many quiet wait when it gets quiet where
Speaker 1: it's just like I exist in this, I'm here. But
Speaker 1: that usually only the woman's like, how's it going? Like
Speaker 1: what's going on? Can I get seventy K? I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's yeah, I got a lot to do.
Speaker 3: I guess he's you're he's a sustainability he's crazy. He's
Speaker 3: at the bank, fuming in line waiting behind people, fucking
Speaker 3: I'm not crazy, I'm just a little loud speaking in
Speaker 3: the bank. Yeah, I think that's what you're just still fuming.
Speaker 1: I think that's what true rage becomes, where it's quiet
Speaker 1: to mean, it's like it's not mad anymore. You're just
Speaker 1: you exist in rage, you know. You know, it's like
Speaker 1: imagine imagine putting on like infinite fucking like you know,
Speaker 1: Cradles when he has this raid ship and just having
Speaker 1: it and it's just forever.
Speaker 3: And that's just and that's just that's just character's character.
Speaker 3: Like I'm just now you have to activate normal mode
Speaker 3: and that only lasts for like a short amount.
Speaker 1: You can only fainted normal Like when they hand you
Speaker 1: the money, Oh thank you very much and you go
Speaker 1: back to they're like they're like, they're like, why is
Speaker 1: it red vapor wave? So that prosthetic coming off? He
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, no reason, I've got a lot to do.
Speaker 1: I got a lot to do. Yeah, He's walk off
Speaker 1: and like for a meeting. He walked past a dog
Speaker 1: and the dog hours the dog. The dog why quietly back?
Speaker 3: The dog goes to his master and like.
Speaker 1: The old aggressive tap.
Speaker 3: You see, he bets the dog real quick, and it
Speaker 3: shrivels up. It becomes the it's a fucking Doberman. It
Speaker 3: becomes the size of like maybe a kidney beat.
Speaker 1: It burns a dog on touch, it shrivels. He gets out.
Speaker 1: It's raining on him. The rain is not even close
Speaker 1: to touching him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the.
Speaker 4: It's an orb of steam surround him. He's gonna he's
Speaker 4: really anyway, trans Dragoon. We need the healer to finish
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Speaker 4: Bald, blue eyed German man, mentioning that if he joined
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Speaker 4: a foreskin on average. Never thought I'd see an episode
Speaker 4: of TV where two characters played by Keith David and
Speaker 4: Zach Hale experienced collective gay panic getting common law divorced.
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Speaker 4: the chosen One, pooping back and forth forever she churned
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Speaker 1: The real Pope.
Speaker 4: Oh, welcome to real Hope. Uh the big meat he
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Speaker 4: in what is this Japanese?
Speaker 3: M I don't know?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 3: Is this the funk? Are you trying to say to me?
Speaker 3: What incarnation? Google translate?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's what gay sex and Japanese?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Nice say that? How do you say this?
Speaker 1: Gay six g sixel?
Speaker 3: Gess?
Speaker 4: Now I know exactly what to ask for when.
Speaker 1: Gay sixel preecee?
Speaker 3: What does she want? Sex?
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Speaker 3: Don't? I don't know? So disrespectful. It's like the It's like,
Speaker 3: what is it that the row.
Speaker 1: Or not the movie?
Speaker 3: So keep it so?
Speaker 1: It's that is so classic racism. It is it's not
Speaker 1: even racist. It feels just silly.
Speaker 3: It it feels like but it's it's slapst it's silly race,
Speaker 3: Like what the fuck is this sashimi? The delivery of
Speaker 3: the it is so good, Uh, thug Zilla and younger.
Speaker 1: I have that anymore. That's what makes it so way
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I'm interested for the next one. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: because I don't.
Speaker 4: Understand it's another one.
Speaker 1: They're they're working on a new one and making seven.
Speaker 3: I think, now, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: They're making another seven more? The seventh one in the
Speaker 1: relation of.
Speaker 4: Daily hourly day hourly frogs together strong bisexual.
Speaker 3: You can't speak read that already?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: What? Yeah?
Speaker 4: There is the Japanese gay actor Rosebud Delicious swings asses
Speaker 4: grass and I'm feeling like a cow. Sorry, I can't.
Speaker 4: I had a burrito. Kingston sings like Carl Weezer. What yeah,
Speaker 4: I loved I loved it. In the Diddy documentary, they're
Speaker 4: all making fun of how how did he sounds?
Speaker 1: And he sings, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah that clip,
Speaker 1: that clip is that ship was funny his ghost writer
Speaker 1: making fun of him.
Speaker 3: With my faults like so good. They hate on Doug.
Speaker 1: Everyone's turned their back on It's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's just all the ship that everybody was saying behind
Speaker 3: the scenes. Say it out loud.
Speaker 1: Because he's defending them. Until he gets out of people
Speaker 1: are gonna go missing. What is fine? We're gonna know too,
Speaker 1: so be like, yeah.
Speaker 3: I did it.
Speaker 1: I'll put baby on his ass, and I slim this
Speaker 1: side of him.
Speaker 3: Literally, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I was wearing him for a while, still a little
Speaker 1: traumatized by that Meek mill clip of him. If that's
Speaker 1: if that's real, it's real?
Speaker 4: I mean how I think how it's more unlikely that
Speaker 4: it's fake.
Speaker 3: In the interview where he's like he Meek and him
Speaker 3: were in.
Speaker 4: The same shirts, No what I didn't there's a picture
Speaker 4: of Meek Millan and did he dressed exactly the same?
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh no, man, yeah, like that, that's
Speaker 1: so sad. He calls him daddy at one point in
Speaker 1: a video like uh Diddy, he's pointing at the camera
Speaker 1: at him, at Meek and he's in the pool and
Speaker 1: everybody says Meek looks like he's like like trying to
Speaker 1: cool off his ass, and I was like, I laughed,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know. Actually he does
Speaker 1: look a little weird.
Speaker 3: He does look like it's in a very I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: this is crazy.
Speaker 1: That's where that poor boy, man, poor boy, that poor guy.
Speaker 1: He he's grown, he's a grown man.
Speaker 4: But it's like Usher too, Like there's all that stuff
Speaker 4: about Usher.
Speaker 1: Usher and justin all of them. All of them have
Speaker 1: been Like, clearly Justin has been sexually assaulted. There's no
Speaker 1: way he has not been. Like it's very visible on
Speaker 1: that poor boy that he was assaulted. And it sucks
Speaker 1: because everyone was so mean to him instead of being
Speaker 1: like sort of considerate. But that's how. That's when Chadwick
Speaker 1: was fucking extremely thinous people brack Panther. He died two
Speaker 1: weeks later, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Heard that it's insensitive.
Speaker 3: What makes it crazy? People were doing the same thing
Speaker 3: with the wicked people.
Speaker 1: Dude. I remember remember Jayleen came back home from that
Speaker 1: random gigg and he was like, I saw Chadwick Boseman,
Speaker 1: he looks so like sickly. J Yeah, years ago, I
Speaker 1: remember when he was like doing catering, said Jalen j Lo.
Speaker 3: He's I don't know where at all, but oh no,
Speaker 3: you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Jayalen was like, he looks really sickly, like he
Speaker 1: didn't like, he didn't look like the way he did
Speaker 1: in the movie at all. And I was like, really,
Speaker 1: he was like fucking yoked to movies, like yeah, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't look like that like I saw him like
Speaker 1: in person, he looks like really thin, like I don't
Speaker 1: know what's up, and then like a year later, man
Speaker 1: fucking gone. It's like it just scares me. Man like that,
Speaker 1: I think about like, oh, look at that guy that
Speaker 1: he seems so healthy and then he's fucking dead. You're like,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, what's crazy that everybody and everybody that word
Speaker 1: of them knew that something was off. Yeah, but they
Speaker 1: were like the fact that he could still do it.
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, yeah, he's fine, Like clearly at.
Speaker 3: A certain point, Uh, you kind of just don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: Might as well, Oh I'm tired. I don't have much
Speaker 4: time life, like so like what am I? What am
Speaker 4: I gonna do? Sleep?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Finally beat every video game in the world being
Speaker 1: an action star while you have fucking cancer, Like that
Speaker 1: is insane?
Speaker 3: YEA god damn dude. You know that whole list you
Speaker 3: saw that you pulled up that ninete cents game.
Speaker 1: I would beat.
Speaker 4: Every game, play every single video. I can't think of
Speaker 4: a worse way to spend your time. Like, what was
Speaker 4: it Santa's Gift Load or whatever?
Speaker 1: Yeah it was It's I'd finally complete it because I
Speaker 1: only got thirty minutes in Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: He reminded of a Uo card.
Speaker 4: Uh kids, the real Kings and Jameson went missing in
Speaker 4: two thousand and five. Is swing growing at his beard
Speaker 4: to be Black Santa Gay Christmas.
Speaker 3: Actually, I will.
Speaker 4: Be found dead at twenty five, apped up in Trampoline Springs.
Speaker 4: Gay Nazis be like, and I along, You've been nice.
Speaker 3: And oiled up and pick it out. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 3: you gotta Rick, you gotta Rick rosst Man. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do it for the funeral. Oh, I'm gonna fucking
Speaker 3: put semen in their champagne.
Speaker 1: She even know I hit her in the back with
Speaker 1: a mount it dragged to my house a hotel room.
Speaker 1: She had no clue that. She clearly didn't know it.
Speaker 1: I killed Tupac, he didn't even know it. Had her
Speaker 1: in the back of that with a real big fucking mallet.
Speaker 1: When I was the CEO, I was fucking trafficking millions
Speaker 1: of dollars of drugs. Uh, nobody knew it. They nody knew.
Speaker 3: Everybody knew it. Everybody everybody knew. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure why I'm not a prison right now.
Speaker 3: Nobody cared.
Speaker 1: I guess the fact that that's not that hasn't become
Speaker 1: a thing yet.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: He's gonna mean, there's gonna be like a Actually, I
Speaker 1: don't think anyone cares enough about him for anything to happen.
Speaker 1: I think I don't bother anybody enough. I met fifty,
Speaker 1: had beef for a little bit, but like it was like, oh.
Speaker 3: He's so in the background. I think he's been very smart,
Speaker 3: Like he made his money and he kind of just
Speaker 3: like went away.
Speaker 1: He made made back music. They made a ton of
Speaker 1: money and they were like all right bye now and
Speaker 1: they left.
Speaker 3: That's really smart.
Speaker 4: They're smart, jolly jolly old saint diggy a sports saying
Speaker 4: swim Sweeny still doesn't have blinds. My black dad is
Speaker 4: sixty five and watches you guys, Hi Dad, fear me
Speaker 4: for I've become gay, destroyer, destroyer, ass fucker have ben.
Speaker 3: I collect pronouns like infinity, sunesdays in by the way,
Speaker 3: start Bimpson, Chris, can you guess like Collin and Dustin
Speaker 3: like you do on the shows? Not yeah, pull pull
Speaker 3: out TikTok in the middle of me right, hurt your fucking.
Speaker 1: It was even the middle of a video I exit
Speaker 1: out the app and I turned on it. Joeiately pops up.
Speaker 1: Why are you talking?
Speaker 4: Why you you probably downloaded Joe Rogan app.
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan App.
Speaker 3: It's like, who's that actor? It was a Jeremy Renner
Speaker 3: that had the app about himself. You really Yeah, the
Speaker 3: Jerry Jeremy Renner still there. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You got run over by his own fucking snow mobile.
Speaker 1: I do you remember that? I was like during the pandemic.
Speaker 3: I remember when that happened.
Speaker 1: I his nephew's life.
Speaker 3: I remember when that happened. Yeah, I remember, Well, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know about that thought he was just actually he
Speaker 1: protected his nephew.
Speaker 4: I'm sure that's what he says that that's right.
Speaker 1: I think he just got ran over to be part
Speaker 1: of the story at all.
Speaker 4: But I remember, like how I learned about that was like,
Speaker 4: uh no, I think I knew about it, but I
Speaker 4: forgot about it. But I was reminded of it because
Speaker 4: on SNL when that happened, they were like, uh, there's
Speaker 4: normal Jeremy, I think it's runner, but with any I
Speaker 4: think I think.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll try it. But yeah, Jeremy Renner APP, I
Speaker 3: don't see anything, but.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah.
Speaker 4: One of the jokes on weekend update was like they
Speaker 4: were giving the update, like, oh yeah, this happened to
Speaker 4: Jeremy Renner. If only there was an app that I
Speaker 4: could keep up to date with this or that, like
Speaker 4: that I could know that I could have known about
Speaker 4: this ahead of time.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like, oh yeah, that's right, he has an app.
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta search it on Google because's nothing
Speaker 3: showing up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's probably like articles about it. Jeremy Renner app. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The Jeremy Renner App was a short lived social media
Speaker 3: platform launched by actor Jeremy Renner in twenty seventeen for
Speaker 3: direct fan interaction that was shut down in twenty nineteen
Speaker 3: due to ramp.
Speaker 4: Patrolling, ramp and trolling, impersonation and misuse. Yes, oh my god,
Speaker 4: that's awesome.
Speaker 3: What was the key aspects of the app purpose to
Speaker 3: create a direct shared space for fans of Renheads to
Speaker 3: connect with.
Speaker 4: Jeremy Renner and each other, featuring exclusive content. Features include
Speaker 4: posts from Renner fan forums and digital digital scoreboard, using
Speaker 4: in app purchases.
Speaker 1: The fun you had a app purchases, dude.
Speaker 4: That had there were micro transactions on the Jeremy Renner alf.
Speaker 1: What the fuck, my god, dude, that is so wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so goddamn funny.
Speaker 1: Bro, you gotta calm down.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: Renner announced the shut down in September, calling it a
Speaker 4: place that became everything I detest.
Speaker 3: I love that meme.
Speaker 1: So that's good. Ship dude came out. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is fire, next.
Speaker 3: Level Christus, Like Colin does not something you do on
Speaker 3: this show.
Speaker 4: Thanks Department of wour a gun that does no physical harm,
Speaker 4: but uploads child born to the target computer.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: Nick Cannon has a daughter named Powerful Queen e A
Speaker 4: has now canceled Alice Asylum and put dead space on Ice.
Speaker 4: They need to be baptized in pissing blades.
Speaker 1: Apparently a Star Wars game is gonna get revealed on
Speaker 1: the Game Awards. Everybody's talking about it and it's not
Speaker 1: gonna be cool. Tour.
Speaker 3: People are gonna people. Uh, there's talk about Divinity three.
Speaker 3: I don't know about they.
Speaker 4: They said there are no plans to make Divinity Originals
Speaker 4: in three as of yet, but there is plans for
Speaker 4: a new Divinity game. I think that's what that statue is.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you saw that people think it's Divinity,
Speaker 4: which I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Care getting back getting it's Thursday. It's this Thursday. Oh ship,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was the Tomorrow Jesus.
Speaker 3: With the guys from Sacred Yeah, we're gonna do so
Speaker 3: we're gonna do the first half of the episode and
Speaker 3: then we're gonna cut it, and then we're gonna stream
Speaker 3: the whole thing and then the next day. I think
Speaker 3: we're gonna to do like a kind of like a uh,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm more proper, I think, and shoot it up.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's true. Colin actually pitched that to me.
Speaker 1: Colin's like, hey, guys, when do we murder everyone in
Speaker 1: that I'm kind of tired of running this, kind.
Speaker 3: Of tired of being. I want to I wanna having
Speaker 3: a successful business. I think I might just want to
Speaker 3: know when I recently got married and him in love.
Speaker 1: I want to burn it all down.
Speaker 3: I recently got married.
Speaker 1: Finally gotta be my Mega Man suit I finally got
Speaker 1: my Mega man comes up? You should make him Mega Man?
Speaker 1: What make him dres the best Mega Man? Once? What
Speaker 1: am I going to do to make Hi dress up
Speaker 1: as Mega Man? Hey for Halloween? Is dressmics maga man,
Speaker 1: we know, we know you want to, we know you have.
Speaker 4: We could we could make it because we usually have
Speaker 4: uh sometimes we have betting episodes or like we have
Speaker 4: like things that we bet on and other people keep
Speaker 4: track of it, and the person who won is exempt,
Speaker 4: but the people who lose have to do some stupid
Speaker 4: like some stupid ship. One of them was we had
Speaker 4: to wear the fucking those hats.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: And then this most recent one was like the gradual
Speaker 3: Marx glasses through the entire thing and not address them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I didn't have I won, so it was
Speaker 4: just it was just them. But then I just look
Speaker 4: out of place, although technically I'm always wearing those glasses
Speaker 4: kind of technically roll roll.
Speaker 3: Yeah, roll, and then that's will be a rush yeah,
Speaker 3: and then we kill everybody in the game Wars killing
Speaker 3: with the.
Speaker 1: Game Awards, like what I like the idea of, like
Speaker 1: you know, the buster.
Speaker 3: You know, it's all big in circular kind of like
Speaker 3: a vase, but like he still has a handgun out
Speaker 3: of it, so just peeking out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like slightly slightly.
Speaker 3: The barrel is like.
Speaker 1: Mega buster hard shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So unfortunately we didn't have time to plan that. So
Speaker 4: we're not gonna be doing that this year. We're not
Speaker 4: gonna be killing an We're not gonna be killing everybody
Speaker 4: the game wars this year. I think this year we're
Speaker 4: just gonna kind of watch it. I guess I think
Speaker 4: that's kind of the plan.
Speaker 3: Coward, coward anyway, Fucking what was I saying?
Speaker 1: Fucking niche bigger man? Okay, well I got so much
Speaker 1: burning bigger in me mind. I've never heard I've never
Speaker 1: heard somebody get called bitch hard are ever? I feel
Speaker 1: like that's really harsh.
Speaker 3: That thing you said, that thing you said last night
Speaker 3: of the dude, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, talking about like going to colleges like that.
Speaker 3: I can't remember what the context was. It was like
Speaker 3: the it was that you said it late and I
Speaker 3: saw it, Uh where it was in the star Tank. Dude.
Speaker 1: My three PM feed goes.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is this guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the college.
Speaker 1: Until the last week semester. People don't talk like that.
Speaker 1: That's what bothers me.
Speaker 3: It's so white, the affectation of it, like yeah, that
Speaker 3: so matter of facts. Don't want to be near that
Speaker 3: kind of la No, I don't want to be a
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 1: What of our friends said he was? He was He's
Speaker 1: walked out his house talking to his neighbor one day
Speaker 1: and his neighbor just dropped the hard art middle of
Speaker 1: his conversation.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he was just.
Speaker 1: What but he was trapped?
Speaker 3: He was like, I was trapped there. He's not He's
Speaker 3: not gay.
Speaker 1: He thought it was weird. I know, but it's still
Speaker 1: idea of like you being like caught. Has that happened
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 4: I've absolutely have been had conversations with people and they
Speaker 4: just let something slither, and I'm like, whoa.
Speaker 1: Because like you're because you're it won't happen us because
Speaker 1: obviously they'll be scared of what we would do for
Speaker 1: you since your white, and like in appearance, you probably
Speaker 1: hear some You're just like, what the I'm stuck here
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: I've never like hung out with people like that, but
Speaker 4: I've been in places where like you hear it and
Speaker 4: it's like, WHOA, what the fuck is going on? What
Speaker 4: is happening over there?
Speaker 3: What do you?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Are you watching?
Speaker 1: A new strike?
Speaker 3: Not a strike, sorry, a new claim on this is
Speaker 3: hom a weeen we beat the first one, right I
Speaker 3: I I fought it and then actually it was resolved,
Speaker 3: and now it just showed up again, is it?
Speaker 1: What's his name? Freaking the leader being like, yo, dude,
Speaker 1: you hear this.
Speaker 3: You imagine Danny strikes us personally, it's it's of course,
Speaker 3: it's Universal Music Group.
Speaker 1: It's never What would bother me is that people I
Speaker 1: know Dannyffman, and I'd be really unfortunate. You know Danny Effman.
Speaker 1: Oh we must yeah, absolutely, And I'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I didn't it's a joke. We were making a joke.
Speaker 1: You're really talented, and like, tell guys considered that, tell
Speaker 1: them that hey, release this should let me let's we should.
Speaker 3: Say it, we should actually say.
Speaker 1: Knowing him, he'd probably be like, yeah, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: That's fine, wouldn't he fun He's tatted up, he knows
Speaker 1: he's hyper tatted up. I was so thrown off behind
Speaker 1: me tattoos. It is very surprising. It's weird. It's like
Speaker 1: that guy from Maroon five. I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Have you seen that guy?
Speaker 4: I only know the only thing I know about that
Speaker 4: guy is the message that the body hold fuck fucking holy,
Speaker 4: holy fucking fuck that body like body.
Speaker 1: What's so funny is that I think people were mean
Speaker 1: him because of like he's a piece of ship.
Speaker 3: Look it's cringe, but message you sound like that is going.
Speaker 1: To be I'm not even talking about I'm talking about
Speaker 1: fact that he was gonna name his daughter after the
Speaker 1: girl he was cheating on his wife with. That's great, a.
Speaker 4: Nice name, man.
Speaker 3: You know what, even you guys remember him like the
Speaker 3: Super Bowls, Like, look, he looks like he's in a
Speaker 3: fucking Orange County hardcore but he's like Jared Leto's joker.
Speaker 3: Like even like, I know, I know people that I
Speaker 3: grew up with people that look like this. They even
Speaker 3: have like Orange County on them or something like he
Speaker 3: has California tattooed on his movie.
Speaker 4: He looks like a he looks like a binder losing
Speaker 4: a fucking trapper keeper. That's crazy and I'm just like,
Speaker 4: you're not. You can't do that in that band, even
Speaker 4: if you get that many tattoos put your shirt on.
Speaker 4: He looks like he's he looks like he's literally about
Speaker 4: like he wants to open up the pit and have
Speaker 4: people fucking dancing like crowd killing ship.
Speaker 1: He looks like an inner city lamp post. He looks
Speaker 1: like he has taken it so and I'm like, come on.
Speaker 4: He looks like the walls at Joe's Pizza he covered
Speaker 4: in fucking stickers.
Speaker 3: Like this guy, I beat the funk out of him
Speaker 3: because like he doing, he wants to look tough. I
Speaker 3: understand when you're making pussy as music like that, maybe
Speaker 3: you're feeling a little masculated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would. I would look like he just got prison.
Speaker 3: He looks like one of those tongue tattoo for roll ups.
Speaker 3: That's it's a bunch of nonsense, like.
Speaker 1: Could beat the funk out of all of us. Like
Speaker 1: what if? Like at the same time, what if.
Speaker 3: Like actually specialist and he knows he knows the kicks too.
Speaker 3: He's like that fucking you see that that scene where
Speaker 3: that dude's walking away and there's three dudes knocked down
Speaker 3: on the street.
Speaker 1: There's three dude. What makes it funny in that video
Speaker 1: is that he says the hard or beginning of that
Speaker 1: video for no reason. Really, I didn't I didn't catch that.
Speaker 1: What the video yet?
Speaker 4: The guy?
Speaker 3: The guy, Yeah, he just.
Speaker 1: Says it, And I'm like, I didn't hear that. Don't
Speaker 1: you know that hey were talking about?
Speaker 3: I have no idea. There's three dudes knocked out on
Speaker 3: the street, but like the sidewalk, like the sidewalk, and
Speaker 3: then and then he pants to the guy that is
Speaker 3: just throwing off, He's like, he just.
Speaker 1: Defeated him, and then I was off the next challenge.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, he goes.
Speaker 3: He goes, Yo, they just found out innet even off
Speaker 3: the air, We're.
Speaker 1: Just linking so many videos.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I so many knockout videos, I
Speaker 3: don't know how I would even find the way he stroll.
Speaker 1: It's it's in the well, you know what.
Speaker 3: It might be my.
Speaker 1: Notifications because I did, I did, I left the camp.
Speaker 1: I left, like he notified, Like when this when his
Speaker 1: video shows up again, let me know I need to again.
Speaker 4: Dude, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the videos like Steak Freaks, saws
Speaker 1: Haede Spinach, absolute fucking despair, Steak.
Speaker 4: Freaks something funny. Cavities are a myth perpetuator by Big
Speaker 4: Too Goon, Devil the Man without Come chasing cars by
Speaker 4: blow Patrol. If I'm gay queer, if I'm just gayquer
Speaker 4: what will you like with me?
Speaker 3: And just fuck my holes?
Speaker 4: Siona's f FGC making t girl by throat fucking cismn.
Speaker 4: I got a forty seventy TI rig for twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: To me at this point, I'm beginning this is like
Speaker 4: lily A twelve Smitchy the gay. The snark tank is
Speaker 4: powerfully racist. You guys clad for my new girlfriend's blumpkin
Speaker 4: patch joke. I think she's a keeper. Yeah, good job,
Speaker 4: Good job there, Bud, good job. I mean, as far
Speaker 4: as I know, any women is a really hard to
Speaker 4: find because you know, old women are funny.
Speaker 3: But that's crazy. I mean, I actually feel like I don't.
Speaker 3: I feel like I disagree.
Speaker 1: Actually, I feel like everyone I've met has been less
Speaker 1: funny to me. I feel like most women I meet
Speaker 1: are funny. Everyone ever mets less funny than I am.
Speaker 3: I mean, women at least just have the capacity that not.
Speaker 3: They don't have to be funny. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's not quite a societally necessary that's ting. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fucking shoot you, but can you stop. Jesus it's worse
Speaker 1: because he even got socks. I know it was cold.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking freezing.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, you got a frosting here, man, it's I
Speaker 1: have my hoodie on it. I feel good.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but yeah it's necessary because it's like it
Speaker 3: gets hot in this room.
Speaker 1: He likes hot La gets in general. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: it's it's.
Speaker 3: Fairly it's fairly normal. Now. It's like winter kind of
Speaker 3: time right now, although it's like California winter, so it's
Speaker 3: not the same.
Speaker 1: But I'm going back to twelve degrees.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be culture.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get sick. I'm sure I'm gonna get Do
Speaker 1: you even have jackets to wear for that weather? We
Speaker 1: bought a what you call it, We bought a whole set.
Speaker 1: You bought freaking wind breakers and ship like that. We
Speaker 1: bought everything. When you bought thermals, literally thermals. You need
Speaker 1: pants under your pants.
Speaker 3: When you get to necessity, we're gonna you gotta do uh,
Speaker 3: we gotta do remote for what because I don't trust
Speaker 3: you to not know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna likely get sick. I'm lucky. You
Speaker 1: know your favorite.
Speaker 4: When you get there, Uh, bring the biggest suitcase you
Speaker 4: can and fill it with fill with Oh yeah, I
Speaker 4: guess that too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bring me, I'm gonna get Poland's ring.
Speaker 3: Bring me.
Speaker 1: You could just you could just walk into a bodega
Speaker 1: and get it. Now, when are you gonna go again?
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm leaving Saturday. I'm leaving Friday nights include
Speaker 1: Saturday morning, getting back Monday morning, Monday night.
Speaker 4: We might have to do remote next anyway, because I
Speaker 4: might have to go.
Speaker 3: I'm not go back home to yeah.
Speaker 4: Because I don't know if I want to. I don't
Speaker 4: know if I want to be there for the holiday
Speaker 4: because it says a.
Speaker 1: Lot shoot, well not.
Speaker 3: Well, I gotta go back before January because the snap
Speaker 3: will stop.
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish I didn't know things so late.
Speaker 1: I would have actually spent time out there because we're
Speaker 1: going to actually be Upstates US. But like, I know,
Speaker 1: she's gonna hate it. I think she's gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's pretty, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not even really pretty right now? Everything's dead. Well,
Speaker 3: the snow covered. There has to be snow covered. There's
Speaker 3: probably no snow. There was snow, Yes, there was, there
Speaker 3: was snow a couple of days ago. Whatever upset Young calling?
Speaker 1: You see the frozen of freaking what you call it
Speaker 1: the frozen Hudson over by Newburgh.
Speaker 4: I guess Young calling using a baby vanas Nunchucks Star Coffee.
Speaker 4: My name is in an Inigro Montoya, Montoya. You stole
Speaker 4: my snap prepared to come I'm gay. That's crazy. You
Speaker 4: stole my snap's crazy snap on gay. That's insane.
Speaker 3: Carl D.
Speaker 4: Bradley six seven. You what if shot Uncle Ben and
Speaker 4: shot aunt May raised shot Peter Parker and then became
Speaker 4: shot man. I could fix Nick went as by milking
Speaker 4: the racism out of his juicy little lanting Latin prostate
Speaker 4: one evil milky black girl.
Speaker 1: And talking about how he never was with a woman
Speaker 1: and all that shit like that, And I got revealed
Speaker 1: on freaking Piers Moregan and it's like, bro.
Speaker 3: Everybody knew that though, how did like how did.
Speaker 1: His fan He's he's he's double dipping perfectly for his crowd,
Speaker 1: Like it's actually insane.
Speaker 4: Well, I think it is what I was saying. I
Speaker 4: was like, I was watching that interview, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I think Nick comes off better here, actually, Like I
Speaker 4: think everything he's saying is stupid and worse, but like
Speaker 4: he clearly doesn't care, and Piers looks like he cares
Speaker 4: too much, and the way that he's going after him,
Speaker 4: and the way that he cares is like not, it
Speaker 4: doesn't it don't work.
Speaker 1: I think I think Nick Funys has found a way
Speaker 1: to truly incite the uh his fan base perfectly where
Speaker 1: he's like he goes on his thing and he says
Speaker 1: all the wild racist shit he thinks out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he blurts it all out, and.
Speaker 1: Then he goes here and he's like he's wrong, but
Speaker 1: he's constructed at least, so it's like genuinely dangerous. This
Speaker 1: guy is like a danger figure on it. As he did,
Speaker 1: he did what he normally doesn't do. He even said
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm tired of like saying like because
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, he.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh, so you think Hitler's cool. He's like yeah,
Speaker 3: and he's like, I'm tired of like not saying like
Speaker 3: he basically all the Pierce thought he was gonna like
Speaker 3: trap him like a lot of people have tried that.
Speaker 4: They don't care.
Speaker 1: Well, normally he would he would dodge a little bit.
Speaker 1: He didn't dodge at all.
Speaker 3: And I think also because he because no respect Peers
Speaker 3: Morgan at all.
Speaker 1: And I totally get it.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the thing is too It's like, yeah, it's just Piers.
Speaker 3: He's too boomer like. His concerns are so he is,
Speaker 3: his concerns are so dumb. It's like you think tampons
Speaker 3: are gross. It's like, what a fucking weird.
Speaker 4: Argument to make.
Speaker 1: He's he's so clearly old and British, and it's really
Speaker 1: aggravated because he should not have a platform like that.
Speaker 1: Ye unfortunately, and he said like you, I can't believe
Speaker 1: somebody like I can't believe somebody would think the Holocaust
Speaker 1: the Holocaust said okay, think to joke out And.
Speaker 4: It's like, what what the fuck kind of argumentation is that?
Speaker 4: Are you stupid?
Speaker 1: Where have you been acting like the internet does? Like?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: That is?
Speaker 3: First of all, this is the thing? Is this right?
Speaker 4: That's so stupid.
Speaker 1: The problem is that we need people to go up
Speaker 1: there and not only insult his ideas, but him. That's
Speaker 1: the biggest problem. You have to insult him. They're like you,
Speaker 1: you are a bitch. If I was near you, I
Speaker 1: could slap your hair off your head. You're a cot
Speaker 1: like like it's it needs to be that kind of
Speaker 1: stuff because you can't meet them with ideas anymore because
Speaker 1: they don't equate your ideas to be worth anything. They're
Speaker 1: just psychos unfortunately, so you gotta go up there, you
Speaker 1: gotta invalidate them. That's these are thingk debate is gone.
Speaker 3: The issue that I see too is that like a
Speaker 3: lot of pops up on my shit a lot, and
Speaker 3: it's like it's always stuff that like.
Speaker 1: Is palatable or like that is like they cut the
Speaker 1: good stuff.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's it's always stuff like funny or funny, and it's
Speaker 4: just like and then you don't people don't know.
Speaker 1: That he's crazy saying that's what happened with Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 1: Though there are a lot of people.
Speaker 3: There's people that I know that have never seen like
Speaker 3: they didn't even watch the Jewbil because if you watch
Speaker 3: the Jubilee thing, it's just Charlie Kirk getting humiliated.
Speaker 1: So you're not watching that.
Speaker 3: If you're a Charlie Kirk fan, you're watching him talk
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: And they cut it right before someone else you'll find
Speaker 1: something you know like And so that's how they're seeing
Speaker 1: this stuff because there I've seen people. I've talked to
Speaker 1: somebody and I was like, what do you think about
Speaker 1: him saying this, this, this and that, Like I haven't
Speaker 1: heard that, and I'm like, I know, that's why I'm
Speaker 1: asking what do you think. I'm pretty sure we've lost
Speaker 1: friends literally because of that. I'm sure the friends that
Speaker 1: we have that were probably not talk to any more
Speaker 1: about that, just like, oh you believe this? Yeah, the
Speaker 1: room they were wearing that, they bought those freedom shirts
Speaker 1: and followed them, you know, like because you know Charlie
Speaker 1: those have you seen put I was going to do
Speaker 1: something for Halloween and.
Speaker 4: I decided against it.
Speaker 1: Right after each other. But yeah, yeah, wait there was
Speaker 1: the meme of George Floyd and Charlie Kirk's face on
Speaker 1: the shirt. I saw a dude and he was in
Speaker 1: and out. Oh yeah, I said that video last night
Speaker 1: and he and somewhere in Kelly close by. It was
Speaker 1: a SoCal.
Speaker 3: I can't remember what the because the chick says the
Speaker 3: city and I'm like, I know that city, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was like, that is that guy? That is an
Speaker 1: insane because he's either with the ships or nuts, and
Speaker 1: you gotta his hair cut was a little peculiar too,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Yo, this guy looks interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like to examine him, but like from really far away.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of stuff that I see from Nick friend,
Speaker 4: it is just like him talking about Israel in a
Speaker 4: way that's like, oh yeah, I wish, I wish more.
Speaker 4: You know what the thing is, It's that not enough
Speaker 4: people who aren't crazy are are taking stands like that,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, are being so full, like
Speaker 4: front loaded about like no, this government sucks, and.
Speaker 1: They're evenn is the closest you've gut as a politician,
Speaker 1: and even Zorn is still respect and even Zorn's like
Speaker 1: way more respectful, respectful, but you can't be respect you
Speaker 1: can't be respectful of people.
Speaker 4: That tour credit is kind of going. I keep seeing
Speaker 4: clips of her fucking going off.
Speaker 1: Fucking flip flopping bitch though that she annoys me because
Speaker 1: she has the capacity. I remember her back in the day.
Speaker 1: I remember even when she was good friends with Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan because they everybody they would see you are very similar.
Speaker 1: And then she looked like.
Speaker 3: Her in Shank for a certain period of time, and
Speaker 3: a lot of people left their organization, young Turks because
Speaker 3: of it, like oh Trump and all them are taking over,
Speaker 3: we have to suck up to them. And then now
Speaker 3: that they're seeing the riding on the wall that you know,
Speaker 3: everyone hates everything that's happening, and now like, oh I
Speaker 3: can be myself again.
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck you, Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 4: Specifically she's doing.
Speaker 1: I appreciate when it's like Gavin Newsom. I appreciate what
Speaker 1: he's doing, but fuck him as well. I hope he
Speaker 1: doesn't become president. But also I hope he goes up
Speaker 1: there and insults them.
Speaker 3: I hope to god he Oh my god, I hope
Speaker 3: he stays the would who would beat him? Anyone who
Speaker 3: would beat him?
Speaker 1: Like, I know a lot of people on the left.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people on principle would beat him.
Speaker 1: But let's say the left. Donkey I don't hear you
Speaker 1: just put Donkey Kong up there? I would? I mean
Speaker 1: the rock that's the same thing to do up there. Look,
Speaker 1: I have a black Polynesian guy right jumping pets. I
Speaker 1: had curly hair wats upon a time. Yeah, my dad's
Speaker 1: a black guy. Rocky, My Rocky, that was my dad. Oops,
Speaker 1: I spilled my piss. He has a Boss Bottle brotherhood.
Speaker 1: Like a laboratory. It looks like a fucking laboratory. There's
Speaker 1: like a there's and fucking flasks doing it. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: it's on the podium.
Speaker 3: As he's speaking, it's there's an Earl and Meyer flask
Speaker 3: full of boiling.
Speaker 1: Jadie Vance is like, I could you address what is
Speaker 1: on your podium right now? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It starts wrestling conca.
Speaker 4: He punches the top of his head and concaves and
Speaker 4: he starts gurgling and fall over.
Speaker 1: But also, wasn't he a marine?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, he was, No, he was a military right he
Speaker 1: was not? He was he was not, he was not.
Speaker 3: He actually combat.
Speaker 1: He was like the action.
Speaker 3: He was like, he was like the guy who would
Speaker 3: provide them with coloring books if they got to brain damn.
Speaker 1: Essentially, he was like, yeah, he was a lagger, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: he was Oh what a big Oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: like anyone like the people.
Speaker 4: If there's anything wrong with that, I guess I guess they.
Speaker 1: Did stuff like that. They don't wear it as a badge.
Speaker 3: I know people that just did clerical ship in the army,
Speaker 3: and they would never even try to lead you to
Speaker 3: pretend you know what I mean. They don't. They don't.
Speaker 3: They don't walk into a Walmart with their they don't
Speaker 3: walk into Walmart with their fatigue. Yeah, one hundred bus.
Speaker 3: It felt like if you're in my uh in, if
Speaker 3: you're on my age. A lot of people win to
Speaker 3: the army because of like the post nine to eleven ship.
Speaker 3: They grew up and yeah, so I know a lot
Speaker 3: of these people and none of them are like you.
Speaker 3: You know they're one. But he's still, he's in there.
Speaker 3: He's still I was gonna join the army.
Speaker 1: He's gonna retire.
Speaker 3: So I thought about it, and my grandfather was like,
Speaker 3: that's what happened to me. No, I was gonna do
Speaker 3: it because I was like, I don't know what I
Speaker 3: want to do, man. And then and then my dad
Speaker 3: was like, don't do that. My cousin I was like,
Speaker 3: I was like seven. My cousin joined. My grandfather was like, hey,
Speaker 3: you don't want to do that. That's a bad idea.
Speaker 3: And then guess what, seven years later, he fucking turned
Speaker 3: into confetti.
Speaker 1: So like, damn, I think your dad just didn't want
Speaker 1: you to challenge his kill count.
Speaker 4: Oh, he didn't want me to go in there and
Speaker 4: like surpass him.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be like way better. He plays all this
Speaker 3: halo and shit, he's probably gonna be really good. They're
Speaker 3: gonna give this nigg a serrum. I mean, it doesn't
Speaker 3: it doesn't even it doesn't even matter that he's blind.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. We're gonna give this niga sum.
Speaker 4: He's gonna be he's gonna be like Daredevil, or say
Speaker 4: he's like, yeah, like Daredevil mixed with Daredevil mixed.
Speaker 1: With the end.
Speaker 3: He doesn't even have to he doesn't have to. He
Speaker 3: doesn't even have to see Crouch in sand. You just
Speaker 3: think and just he's right there. I can't have that,
Speaker 3: so I'm gonna I'm just gonna discourage you. But it
Speaker 3: was really bad.
Speaker 1: So he loved it, every man laughing. He's doing cart bodies.
Speaker 1: He was cart willing out of the trenches. I found you.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's just like kid getting water cart
Speaker 1: will away. He's car waling through the raids so fast
Speaker 1: it looks outrageous. It looks like a fushigi. That's how
Speaker 1: much he's son. You don't want to know that.
Speaker 3: You don't want to know that.
Speaker 1: A little big smile. I think I have so much pts.
Speaker 3: Sound the nothing.
Speaker 1: Your dad has only been kind to me. Hey man,
Speaker 1: we need characters. You got happy war V my dad.
Speaker 1: My dad is the devil, you Dad, that's true, Dad.
Speaker 3: I think it's actually more disrespectful that there's like I hatred,
Speaker 3: because it's like if I had a relationship, it's like,
Speaker 3: you know, busting each other's balls, but like bust.
Speaker 1: It's like busting someone's balls of like an actual you know,
Speaker 1: like I don't like this nigga, like and and so
Speaker 1: far in front of my father, he's like that. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. He should probably not be here. It's just
Speaker 1: I guess it's like if you if you weren't in.
Speaker 3: If he had, like I guess, if there was a
Speaker 3: hatred up then not to like you're in difference like
Speaker 3: I don't care. I guess that would be different, like
Speaker 3: if you're like I hate this nigga when we just
Speaker 3: like bringing him up all the time and you like
Speaker 3: you're laughing, but insidely I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't feel I don't think I can feel hate genuinely.
Speaker 1: I can feel disdained, but don't think it turned and hey,
Speaker 1: well I'm gonna get in contact with king Dad and see.
Speaker 3: What we can do.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, Dad, why are you here? I
Speaker 1: probably like Hay Kingston. What are you doing here? Please
Speaker 1: get out? You're old now I can beat you up.
Speaker 1: I missed you so much. He comes in and his
Speaker 1: hands touched the top of the door. My child. Would
Speaker 1: you like to Gandolphini? Would you like to resurrected? But
Speaker 1: from the show? Yeah, Joe, he's now so forever.
Speaker 4: Go ahead interview him and I can't speak at all.
Speaker 4: He's been He's a skeleton, he's a drought. It's like, da,
Speaker 4: this is a skeleton.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, but I know for sure it's James
Speaker 3: Gandelphini And it's definitely him.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 3: Might not look a lot like him.
Speaker 1: Now, but it's literally it's so thin. But trust me,
Speaker 1: I swear I know what's in there. I know what
Speaker 1: you're thinking. This could be just any skeleton. But like,
Speaker 1: I can't even what I lie about this.
Speaker 6: I made a whole documentary about me going to get it.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be the next flik It's gonna be on Netflix,
Speaker 6: Rave reviews. No, Like over the Tombstone, He's like, I'm
Speaker 6: pretty sure.
Speaker 3: This is the one.
Speaker 1: He's done through concrete. He dug it till you found
Speaker 1: a skeletal with a shovel.
Speaker 3: He found a grave.
Speaker 1: Would they do that?
Speaker 4: He found a grave with a discarded slice of pizza,
Speaker 4: And it's like, this must be.
Speaker 1: What's crazy is that if they bury you under concrete,
Speaker 1: do they really want to keep you down there?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I mean typically that, I mean that's what
Speaker 3: they did with like Chernobyl, but people were sick in Chernobyl,
Speaker 3: Like they encased them in lead, and they encase that
Speaker 3: lead and concrete and they buried him.
Speaker 1: Because thinking about that is like, oh, this fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: This regular guy, like this guy Joe Bronson from fucking
Speaker 1: Staten Island is buried under concrete and metal, and it's like,
Speaker 1: what is down there? Like?
Speaker 3: What is he that bad?
Speaker 1: If he gets out, it'll be something terrible.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, he's gonna hunt everybody, and we don't
Speaker 3: want you put him down so they can't hunt.
Speaker 1: If he gets re erected, it's cut up.
Speaker 4: He's done, been re erected for all this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's down here.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go out of yourself.
Speaker 1: Day.
Speaker 3: His breathing really slow, all right, Craige Canadian?
Speaker 4: Yes, please, my asshole. We were doing this. We're doing
Speaker 4: the names for longer than the show. I think my
Speaker 4: asshole looks like a cat used catcher's glove. She's tattered,
Speaker 4: tattered in leather. Hot it's your boy, Shawne d Dick
Speaker 4: suckistan at Grok is this true? Young Colin in an
Speaker 4: endless battle against Capcom for the rights to Mega man
Speaker 4: Uh search bumbaclot Rich millionaire on YouTube, changing my name
Speaker 4: to p lo otc A so I can get like
Speaker 4: four questions on the show in a single month. The
Speaker 4: male loneliness academic epidemic is.
Speaker 1: A myth, but made made by.
Speaker 3: Made by big get snow bitches.
Speaker 4: I don't believe Sweeney when he says he reads books
Speaker 4: just based on his performance reading the names. Drip MH,
Speaker 4: Lord of Ald. We told you he reads audio books.
Speaker 4: Drip MH, the Lord of all Drip, Jehovah's gayest witness.
Speaker 4: Trump is fighting to the nail to not spend the
Speaker 4: last ten seconds of his life in prison. All we
Speaker 4: want to blow me. I like to bust fat nuts
Speaker 4: onto the ceiling of my car until they crystallize in
Speaker 4: disliktites Kremlin de Gramblin a deer folding Fin's legs like
Speaker 4: a lawnchair. Rocky on Meth saying yo Adrian again about
Speaker 4: twenty dollars shamwaw guy posting right wing shorts?
Speaker 1: Please watch?
Speaker 3: Is that think that last one? Yep? Let me, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna listen again. What is that? I never noticed that.
Speaker 3: I never knew that again, I need that put that
Speaker 3: in the group. Found.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Play it, but I was too focused on the music
Speaker 3: because it's Joji. It has Joji playing in the background,
Speaker 3: and so because of that, I didn't notice what he said.
Speaker 3: Don't know why he said it like that.
Speaker 1: And it's not even they're not even black, the people
Speaker 1: on the sidewalk, Like so it's a black man walking away,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. But he said like he selept three
Speaker 1: hard rs.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm a player right now. I don't even know with
Speaker 1: this video, I love them all right, so like I
Speaker 1: love I love the guy.
Speaker 3: Just my comment is like he what he say the
Speaker 3: music music, it's so good because like it's so late, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't even notice he said that. That's crazy. He slept
Speaker 1: three three people.
Speaker 3: Knocked out on the street like the strola and is
Speaker 3: just cinematic.
Speaker 1: It's actually cinematic.
Speaker 3: Like that's like, that's like to me. That's like re
Speaker 3: you like when after the fight immediately doesn't take it in.
Speaker 3: He just all right, he picked up his bag and
Speaker 3: he and then he just goes, I'm sorry, finish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should.
Speaker 4: Gordon Ramsey voice, sweet, your father's a sohole. It's delicious
Speaker 4: almost say you just see if you've heard his flavor
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Speaker 3: He disturbs my guilty pleasure. Peenie Bros.
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Speaker 4: come between her cheeks. That's a nutter butter.
Speaker 3: Nice peep uh peepee.
Speaker 4: People living in BC Times has been really scared by
Speaker 4: the countdown.
Speaker 1: They thought it was gonna be over. Oh no, oh no,
Speaker 1: it's about to be a d oh no. Yeah. What
Speaker 1: do they do back? Then this fucking diabolical chimp and
Speaker 1: then it attacks attack the other one. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: saw that.
Speaker 3: That diabolical chimp fucking jumps on a gorilla, runs away,
Speaker 3: and then the gorilla turns around and attacks the other chip.
Speaker 1: That didn't do it the way he puts its hand
Speaker 1: like the human Yo.
Speaker 3: Yo, that's the first I've seen the little kids do that.
Speaker 1: I've done that. Yeah, absolutely, yo, yo.
Speaker 3: That is an awesome I love that ship.
Speaker 1: I know that my mom and then my mom got
Speaker 1: mad that I tried to defend myself.
Speaker 3: Whenever you get a beating, raise your head to.
Speaker 1: Me, like you're charging me. What do you want me
Speaker 1: to do? I'm literally like blocking. You just run at her,
Speaker 1: just bleed.
Speaker 3: At my hand.
Speaker 1: Did you just get in the way of my punch?
Speaker 1: I mean my mom, she's like that dog. She got
Speaker 1: that fire. And I got some beatings that I was like,
Speaker 1: I look back and I'm like, most of the disciplining
Speaker 1: I got was like definitely deserved. It should have been beatings.
Speaker 1: I think that's yeah, shouldn't have been.
Speaker 4: My daddy's just strike me to the train tracks and he.
Speaker 1: Was like, get out of this, Chris, show me your
Speaker 1: worthy comment for you boy, And he.
Speaker 4: Would be standing next to a lever, but he would
Speaker 4: never pull it.
Speaker 1: He would just he'd pull it well after yeah, after
Speaker 1: it was done real quick. One uh oh, we didn't.
Speaker 4: Finish ellipses and I'm going to funk.
Speaker 3: Jason Todd Ross Sadman dot Gov, Jason Strickland or John Strickland.
Speaker 4: Sorry, uh fu Chipotle. We holding it down with Cafe Rio.
Speaker 4: It's I had, how was it?
Speaker 3: They have more options. The only album is the one
Speaker 3: in the train station. It's like and they don't take.
Speaker 1: Care of the food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a train station any any kind of like
Speaker 3: take a mall version of events, it's like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but the concept is better than Jibotle. They have more
Speaker 3: options for rice because I hate cilantro. Unfortunately, it tastes
Speaker 3: like I just fun I'm gonna look at it.
Speaker 1: But they have Spanish rice, they have regular white rice, yellow,
Speaker 1: they have, they have different options they have they have
Speaker 1: that may be the move yellow, right, I don't know
Speaker 1: is it yellow?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 1: You don't know? Like here's the problem effectively, here's the problem.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you it might be because depending on what
Speaker 1: if that one might be different from the same thing.
Speaker 1: You might have a traditional like tomato sauce one.
Speaker 3: I get you. Yeah, that's red rice though, right, I'm taking.
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's still people still call it Spanish though.
Speaker 1: It's just there's just a different type. There's like East
Speaker 1: Coast Spanish and then versus because our Spanish rice is
Speaker 1: yellow rice with the yellow green bees, right, green beans
Speaker 1: or green peas, usually green peas. So like on over here, sanish.
Speaker 1: Whatever that little black dot is, I guess it might
Speaker 1: be onion, our soft something like that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: It's dam there's no cafe, so fucking good man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I liked it.
Speaker 3: They had a spicy chicken there that was really good
Speaker 3: because it wasn't like, you know, everything spicy now is
Speaker 3: way too hot, just went in the wrong direction roll
Speaker 3: like what happened to flavor and so this was actually
Speaker 3: just flavor spicy, and like, thank you, thank you, christ Bro.
Speaker 1: Look I like that. I'm not excited to fly. I'm
Speaker 1: very excited to get these Coast food again, so you
Speaker 1: can go get some good Yeah, very excited for these.
Speaker 4: Are you gonna be upstate?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be upstate. I'm gonna be there for like
Speaker 1: two days only, So I'm gonna be upstate for a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 3: There's a place.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: I'm literally going for her burial, in her wake and
Speaker 1: her her burial.
Speaker 4: But you're gonna be up by way where we lived.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you this place, it's fucking unreal, like
Speaker 4: it's it's a little one about high school. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: it's super good. I'll give you the name of it,
Speaker 4: but you gotta have it. They they're they nail it.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I've had some stewed chicken, Caribbean stow
Speaker 1: chicken in a long fucking time.
Speaker 3: My parents get to the point now where it's like
Speaker 3: they should we make it if we just get it,
Speaker 3: because it's it's fucking close or better. Sometimes, Oh god,
Speaker 3: I missed people like me.
Speaker 1: Caribbeans, dude, Oh gott so long. Don't you have a
Speaker 1: little community in Pasadena?
Speaker 3: Not really, No, they're not. They're not like us. They
Speaker 3: don't have the rest, they don't own, they don't have
Speaker 3: a lot of restaurants.
Speaker 1: They're not They're they're Caribbeans. There are Caribbean Latinos that
Speaker 1: grew up around Mexicans. Gotcha cultures to be dominated by
Speaker 1: the nature of how it is. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: how it's like how I was, which grew up in
Speaker 1: New York, and a lot of Italian nature has got
Speaker 1: dominated by like city culture, so like they were like
Speaker 1: the young Italian kids acted like niggas effective, you know,
Speaker 1: so they're like fake and they should die not fake.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: You made me real hungry.
Speaker 1: I'm actually I haven't eaten anything. I'm I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna die. I'm gonna die. As all I had I was,
Speaker 1: I am now on a diet that I'm gonna diet today.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this was too much. I need
Speaker 1: to just straight and arrow, straight and narrow. That's basically
Speaker 1: what did you eat your food? Have a bow in
Speaker 1: your food and got to full your born when and
Speaker 1: you were like, I'm buggy, I wasn't so full.
Speaker 3: It's just like I think you felt it. I actually
Speaker 3: have like I'm like almost my blood sugar is is horrible.
Speaker 3: And I think that even though there isn't there's a
Speaker 3: lot of sugar in that stuff. I think there was
Speaker 3: enough to where I was just like, I was like, bro,
Speaker 3: I just need to like.
Speaker 1: Diabetic back for a little bit. And I had to
Speaker 1: like completely change my diet. That's why I don't eat
Speaker 1: sweets anymore. Like that, Yeah, it sucks. I can't even
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 3: I'm okay, Like it's there's too much sugar in everything,
Speaker 3: so I just kind of have to like just I
Speaker 3: can't even have that.
Speaker 1: That's the kind of thing. Really, it's really fucking aggravating
Speaker 1: because that's what happens when if you go somewhere people
Speaker 1: don't want to cook, so everybody brings sweets because cooking
Speaker 1: takes so much time. So which understandable. I I still
Speaker 1: got bags of Halloween candy. I just need to throw
Speaker 1: it away. I haven't touched it. But it's just like
Speaker 1: it's just there. That ship costs to me sometimes and
Speaker 1: it's crazy. It's crazy. Like in the middle of like
Speaker 1: I'm going, I'm like, let me get some grapes because
Speaker 1: I want to once on sweet. I don't want to
Speaker 1: eat too much of anything. I get grapes and I
Speaker 1: literally hear my fucking thing like lights come out of
Speaker 1: it and like, yo me up, and I'm like open
Speaker 1: the run away to run away. I leave my fridge open,
Speaker 1: I run away into the bedroom and fine, leave me
Speaker 1: alone alone. You gotta wrap it up first.
Speaker 3: He David.
Speaker 4: His name is block Obama, but we just collectively miss
Speaker 4: his thick Japanese accent. I shot my wife and now
Speaker 4: I miser the ghosts of Kingson's channel and Chriss Halo
Speaker 4: Show video teaming up to blow up the cast to.
Speaker 1: It's tomorrow. Oh yeah, you're all busy.
Speaker 4: I got Lockdow doing graverar six of the ships at
Speaker 4: the Dick Maacing factory, and all I got was Lockjaw.
Speaker 4: I was previously mentioned stylish man in a wheelchair call
Speaker 4: me a dripple napster of puppets.
Speaker 1: Drip you know young wait, go go go.
Speaker 4: I fucked it up, godask goopy Ian Miles Chong's biggest
Speaker 4: hate miss Young Colin going forward in time to remove
Speaker 4: the sponge. Like in the Green Mile tooted and booted
Speaker 4: the big booty Rudy Giuliani, Young Colin gifting himself a present.
Speaker 4: It's a bomb with a copy of Mega Man two inside.
Speaker 3: Giving m LG giving m l G callous? What giving
Speaker 3: m l G callous? From the cuck chair? MLG callous?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: I think you're sitting down so much callous your ass
Speaker 1: just I didn't know it was possible. I think m LG.
Speaker 1: Maybe is that what that? I don't think I get it.
Speaker 4: Text me after this and explain if you if you
Speaker 4: if you hear, this is Nikki, this is Niggy, uh
Speaker 4: text me explain this joke to me when.
Speaker 1: It's probably some fucking high concept dogs.
Speaker 4: I think I'm missing I think I'm missing something. Patreon
Speaker 4: doesn't allow our the the R word by saying no
Speaker 4: special characters are uh old Colin putting dead air tags
Speaker 4: in women's purses.
Speaker 1: Oh so I figured out what this is.
Speaker 4: Somebody explained it where it's like the ideas like the
Speaker 4: dead air tags are to make women think that people
Speaker 4: are stalking them that which that is so rude, which,
Speaker 4: by the way, I don't know didn't even occur to me.
Speaker 4: You know, that is so insidious that like this is
Speaker 4: like Jojo is sent to me.
Speaker 1: Is that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yo, he's got movies busting.
Speaker 1: He's good man, It's pretty good. He could have like
Speaker 1: done some Matrix dodges, you know, sound watch Eddie Gordo's
Speaker 1: game Plan and been able to do that same.
Speaker 4: Year Piccolo's Burdo of looking Chloaca out of focus? Bigfoot?
Speaker 4: What the fuck is nat and why has it got
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 3: Called me?
Speaker 4: Donica Lewinsky the way I slab Big Bill, Big b Bill, Sorry,
Speaker 4: Miss Jackson the Grinch, but instead of his heart growing
Speaker 4: through sizes three times the sizes This penis New York.
Speaker 4: Nick Atherian needs help blowering his weapon in Halo three.
Speaker 4: Pro Durinean Hunter is having a child. Nay from and
Speaker 4: rounding out our list for today's long episode. Yeah, never again,
Speaker 4: King of Half Hazard, you know him.
Speaker 3: We're doing ten ten minute episodes from here on out.
Speaker 3: So you heard of the ten minute podcast with the
Speaker 3: Will Sasso. Yeah, and I think that weird creep. And
Speaker 3: somebody else said Ted Lasso, Yeah, Ted Lasso, I said
Speaker 3: Ted Bundy. Actually you Ted Bundy had.
Speaker 1: Any Ted Bundy's podcast? Yeah, Ted Bundy, it was Al Bundy.
Speaker 1: And you know, do you know any other buddies? I don't.
Speaker 1: That's not a real person. No, really, you're a silly guy, man,
Speaker 1: you're a silly guy.
Speaker 3: This guy is also silly.
Speaker 1: He's not a real person either. I think I think
Speaker 1: that's a fig. I think it's completely fictional. I think
Speaker 1: I think Bundy King Ny King that for no reason,
Speaker 1: no reasons.
Speaker 3: It's the closest we got, closer we got.
Speaker 1: So there's that's the podcast we're digging or dig deep space.
Speaker 3: We should have we should have sent him a voice
Speaker 3: messages and ask him how he'd feel about that starting
Speaker 3: a podcast like honestly, Krosky, I don't he's honestly honestly.
Speaker 4: I've got a family. I want to be gone.
Speaker 3: I don't want I don't want any part of that.
Speaker 1: Hush. I got a fucking wife, now, Bro, I's not
Speaker 1: really with you. Bro, get out of here.
Speaker 11: Sounds that's the Toronto use get to my news, nuky, muse,
Speaker 11: it's not even fucking close.
Speaker 1: Shout, sorry, so sorry.
Speaker 3: The wave beauty cute. I love.
Speaker 1: I love living in Candor, that's where lives.
Speaker 3: Oh ge g if gin gippy.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I do not care. He sounds like the fucking is
Speaker 3: that one?
Speaker 4: The fucking what was that? What's that fruit from? Fucking
Speaker 4: vegetable vegetails cheeseburger song? I remember, no, man, he's like
Speaker 4: a fucking I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I love to their retarded women. I love.
Speaker 7: You know, saying stupid the women. I like to snuff
Speaker 7: the life out of creatures who are not smart enough
Speaker 7: to appreciate that.
Speaker 3: They are alive.
Speaker 1: I miss my gay lovell.
Speaker 3: I miss my stupid idiot wife.
Speaker 1: I kill her, but I miss her too much.
Speaker 3: I miss her. I kill my fish in high school.
Speaker 3: I miss fish.
Speaker 1: I miss her more than I love.
Speaker 7: I loved that fish body of my wife because he
Speaker 7: thought harder about things. My wife would look into separate
Speaker 7: directions at the same time, and so I kill her.
Speaker 7: He scared me. I always think a ghost is off screen,
Speaker 7: So I killed my wife because he scared me to
Speaker 7: thinking ghosts her there.
Speaker 1: That's perfectly reasonable.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so glad we got out to the bottom
Speaker 3: of this. People.
Speaker 12: People thought you killed your wife this whole time, and
Speaker 12: it turns out you just you did. But but I
Speaker 12: think everybody, I think most people would would be on
Speaker 12: your side if you if they heard your side of
Speaker 12: the events very much.
Speaker 1: Mussy buku a juice.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Some French dude is listening to this.
Speaker 4: He's like, what the fuck are they saying like this?
Speaker 1: Do I sound like?
Speaker 3: Do I really?
Speaker 7: So like?
Speaker 1: Let me go suck a bag at till it comes
Speaker 1: in my mouth.
Speaker 3: Lading fucking bag as. It's all they do in friends.
Speaker 1: Let me go pissing the streets and suck bagettes all
Speaker 1: come through my orgyes the streets cut to my orgy
Speaker 1: and you open the door.
Speaker 4: Everyone's sucking a bag at furiously like their eyes.
Speaker 1: Are popping out there sucking so hard. Dude. My grandma
Speaker 1: went to France in like two thousand and fucking four.
Speaker 1: She said it stinks there, is it?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: She said, it smells like fucking pissed four friends. What
Speaker 1: about now? It's probably worse, really worse that they're having
Speaker 1: like a revolution every other day, and ye are they
Speaker 1: like killing everybody. They're pretty much just like the surf
Speaker 1: on piss Well, they're hemorrhaging money because Africa is not
Speaker 1: giving them money anymore. They're like, hey, let's stop giving
Speaker 1: them money. And they're like, wow, Jeff.
Speaker 3: What do we do? Escape? And they you have on
Speaker 3: their snails they got like two miles an hour and
Speaker 3: they're like on the flags.
Speaker 5: They're balancing on snails. People are legitimately, Yeah, they're not
Speaker 5: giant snails. They're like normal sized snails. The loop is
Speaker 5: fucking hollow. You open the door and it falls in
Speaker 5: on itselfing everything's been stolen. It's like, what the fuck
Speaker 5: is happening here?
Speaker 1: I forgot that there was like a French thing going on.
Speaker 3: It's for a while.
Speaker 4: Wasn't there some other country that's like having like a
Speaker 4: uh a revolution and some god guy was like vacationing
Speaker 4: there and he got stuck. He has in Bosnia. You
Speaker 4: might maybe, I don't know, you could. Honestly, you could
Speaker 4: have said to any country. I would have said, maybe
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 1: Is going crazy right now. Man, it's a lot of
Speaker 1: it's a lot of weird shit going yeah, yeah, who
Speaker 1: cares by later? S Dan is wild. Sdan is my
Speaker 1: favorite place to visit.
Speaker 3: H