1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,720 Speaker 1: Somebody comes up to her and goes, we can get 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,000 you to a million followers. She's like, that is amazing. 3 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:07,120 Here's the thing though, there will be comments in Ukrainian 4 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,279 underneath your posts. 5 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 2: She's like, that's amazing. I've always wanted to be international. 6 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:12,599 That's good for me. 7 00:00:12,759 --> 00:00:13,359 Speaker 1: Yea cool. 8 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 2: Also, I'm sorry to one more thing when Emily, when when. 9 00:00:36,439 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 1: Hilo and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of 10 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,399 Bad Television. I'm Dylan. That is pat great to be here. 11 00:00:42,719 --> 00:00:45,079 I have to think about that. Ruby's here as well. 12 00:00:46,399 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 2: Hi, Jill, Hi pat how are you? 13 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,359 Speaker 1: I'm good. People are stealing from the live, people are gambling. 14 00:00:51,439 --> 00:00:56,799 Ruby is having an absolutely amazing afternoon, and so are we. 15 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,759 I think that the only thing that could even put 16 00:00:59,799 --> 00:01:02,200 a bit of a blemish on our day is just 17 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,120 the quality of the television show that we're here to 18 00:01:05,159 --> 00:01:07,040 talk about. And I don't mean to be negative, but 19 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,879 I really do root for this show to be better 20 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,120 than it is right now, and right now I don't 21 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:16,120 think it's very good. I give it zero tits, but 22 00:01:16,239 --> 00:01:18,120 we'll get into it. 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I kind of miss sketchy Katie, but 33 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,920 I'm really bothered by things that apparently don't bother other people. 34 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:55,560 I do not like Emily on this show. 35 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:56,439 Speaker 1: Me neither. 36 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,719 Speaker 3: A trucker hat that says wrong hole, but I still 37 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,120 like it. 38 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:10,039 Speaker 1: Go Roos, Well, well Pat doesn't. Pat doesn't like butt stuff. 39 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:14,719 No for him. If you want to get into it, 40 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:15,280 that's fine. 41 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 3: I mean meetball being completely high and having to do 42 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,680 the heavy lifting of keeping the drama going. 43 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,039 Speaker 1: Ge't do it, she shrimmed out. 44 00:02:23,199 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 3: She shroomed out by the way that strain of mushrooms 45 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,479 should be called confrontational. You know how they name like gummies. 46 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,400 They're like I think warm, like warm fun. 47 00:02:34,599 --> 00:02:37,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, we can work on that. It's kind of kind 48 00:02:37,599 --> 00:02:40,080 of goes against what you know. Shrooms people are like, 49 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,479 you know, it's going to open stuff up and the 50 00:02:42,479 --> 00:02:44,639 colors and stuff. And then you have one strain that's 51 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:45,919 just called confrontational. 52 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,479 Speaker 3: It's like what I honestly think I dropped a hit 53 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,439 of acid in my junior year of high school. That 54 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:54,520 was was called like confrontational or bad trip or something. 55 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,360 Oh yeah, yeah, I'm walking out of the house and 56 00:02:57,439 --> 00:03:00,159 I looked down it was like a hillside and and 57 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,599 rather than grasp being there, it was a bunch of 58 00:03:03,039 --> 00:03:06,759 daggers that I had to navigate through. Yeah, it's definitely 59 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,439 was a bad trip. 60 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, bad trip, bad trip, Bonnie having a bad trip. 61 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,240 How many teds do you give this episode? 62 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 2: Man? 63 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,319 Speaker 3: This is rough. I was by the way, were you 64 00:03:16,319 --> 00:03:19,080 guys shocked when they said, uh, next week is last 65 00:03:19,159 --> 00:03:20,719 the last episode of the season. 66 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,599 Speaker 1: No, I feel like we've been watching this for a 67 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,039 year and a half. Hmm. 68 00:03:26,319 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know where they're gonna go. 69 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 2: No. I The thing that I was going to say 70 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:36,479 is I actually worse than Dylan. I'm completely indifferent. I 71 00:03:36,479 --> 00:03:37,560 didn't even fucking care. 72 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,159 Speaker 3: Yeah wow, And that's actually if you're a producer of television. 73 00:03:41,199 --> 00:03:43,759 When someone says I'm a different I don't care. That's 74 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:48,199 the worst answer, because some people hate watch things, and 75 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,120 then some people love shows. But if you're right there 76 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:51,800 in the middle, like I don't know when it's on, 77 00:03:51,879 --> 00:03:54,520 I look at it. That's all the Kardashians have made 78 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:55,960 all their money in the middle of the road. 79 00:03:56,039 --> 00:04:00,080 Speaker 1: Jake Paul, people hate him. Yeah, people aren't like we 80 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,080 take it or leave it. 81 00:04:01,159 --> 00:04:05,039 Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta have an opinion. Horrible episode. I'm glad 82 00:04:05,039 --> 00:04:07,439 that HD is a total stoner, though, you. 83 00:04:07,319 --> 00:04:09,599 Speaker 1: Can say so much more fun when she's stone. 84 00:04:09,719 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to give it to Ruby. What's 85 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:17,319 our actual rating system? He thinks it's tits, isn't it? 86 00:04:17,319 --> 00:04:18,519 Speaker 1: It is, Oh, all right. 87 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 3: Sixty tits. 88 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: You have polluted it into some kind of thirty c 89 00:04:22,519 --> 00:04:25,720 seas of silicone. At times you've also said oranges, which 90 00:04:25,759 --> 00:04:28,000 is very cute. But it's tits. 91 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, yeah. 92 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,639 Speaker 2: It's tits. 93 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,160 Speaker 1: And rubs. You are tits. 94 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:41,240 Speaker 2: Bad. 95 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 1: No. 96 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:45,279 Speaker 2: Like, what I did appreciate about Gene and being high 97 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,279 was when that baby started crying and how there was like, 98 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,000 well it's a baby, and she was like, I don't care. 99 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,319 Man up that made me actually laugh my loud right, 100 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:59,600 everything else was a drag. But I I believe that 101 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:05,079 this maybe just from a rating standpoint. The coffin Nope, 102 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,079 the nail in the coffin for camera, I don't It's 103 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,839 it's not even that it's too dark anymore. It's just like, again, 104 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:13,879 I don't care. You guys are talking like, what the 105 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,319 fuck happened to Gretchen this week? I don't understate and 106 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,199 argue on like was it a pill issue? 107 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: There was? I I and so tits. 108 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,879 Speaker 2: Genuine from the bottom of my heart thirteen. 109 00:05:29,319 --> 00:05:33,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, oh hey, you know I have this particular Her 110 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,439 name's Minnie. I don't think that's her real name. She 111 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,920 sent me an article about Emily Simpson and Shane this week. 112 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,959 It says, foreclosing on their three point nine million dollar 113 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,920 Laguna Miguel mansion while husband Shane's company files bankruptcy amid 114 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:52,959 severe financial crisis. Yeshka, have you heard that? 115 00:05:54,639 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 2: No? 116 00:05:54,879 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 3: I have not. You never know what these these people? 117 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:03,160 Speaker 1: That's uh, well, we'll mention this. 118 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,879 Speaker 3: I was gonna say, yeah, they have one less child 119 00:06:05,879 --> 00:06:06,560 they need to feed. 120 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,199 Speaker 1: She's talking about Are you talking about shame? What are 121 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:11,759 you talking about? 122 00:06:11,879 --> 00:06:16,439 Speaker 3: Luke you don't have to feed Okay, No, no, they 123 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:16,879 still do. 124 00:06:17,079 --> 00:06:18,360 Speaker 1: He's he's going to die if they do. 125 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 2: Oh, I'm pretty sure. 126 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:24,879 Speaker 1: What are you talking about. We don't have to feed 127 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,600 the child. 128 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:34,040 Speaker 2: John, Okay, uh, this is a Facebook post from Real 129 00:06:34,079 --> 00:06:38,120 Housewives of Orange County fan news. So we're gonna throw 130 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:41,680 just a few allegedlies behind it and then move on 131 00:06:41,759 --> 00:06:44,519 because truly we don't know everyone's cryming, you know. 132 00:06:44,639 --> 00:06:47,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to strap a football helmet on Papa 133 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,839 Lean Cuisine right on the lower back, and we're going 134 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,000 to throw something away. 135 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 3: Although you know, Dylan and I were told about these 136 00:06:55,639 --> 00:07:00,600 these liking certain posts by Gretchen what weeks ago? 137 00:07:01,639 --> 00:07:01,759 Speaker 2: Uh? 138 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,519 Speaker 1: Oh were we yeah? Oh yeah? 139 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,079 Speaker 3: And I was from a Facebook group. 140 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: That's another thing, Like, oh my god, fucking Joel Olstein's 141 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:14,120 wife doesn't like trans people. You color me confused? 142 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 4: What did like? 143 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 1: It had to be trans ship. 144 00:07:20,079 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 3: It had to be had to be because in the 145 00:07:22,079 --> 00:07:25,680 next episode, Heather to bro flips out, flips out. 146 00:07:25,759 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, Heather want of Tamra. She feels about it. 147 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 2: Wait wait just really quickly, just really quickly, really. 148 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:40,399 Speaker 4: Feel yeah, Heather trying to get her eyes too well 149 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:45,199 when she was like, Terry is there, and Terry was like. 150 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,199 Speaker 3: Can you believe it? 151 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go me. 152 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,319 Speaker 2: I was like, oh, oh no, they didn't talk. 153 00:07:52,240 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's a great dad. With Tamra, I don't 154 00:08:01,639 --> 00:08:06,079 think that she's done. You know, Jax threw Brittany around 155 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,480 and threw a table at her and domestically abused her 156 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,639 and as a drug addict and stuff, So I don't 157 00:08:10,639 --> 00:08:14,199 want to equate her character to Jackson's, though it's not 158 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:19,240 far off. Just them having their roles on the shows 159 00:08:19,319 --> 00:08:22,120 is very similar to me, Like, it's not even that 160 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,600 it's it's exactly what Ruby said. It's not that it's 161 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,879 too dark, which it is all the fucking time. It's 162 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,120 just gotten to a point where we've flooded the zone 163 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:33,519 with so much horrible, awful behavior that we're just like, 164 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:38,559 the needle doesn't even move. Can we just get her off? 165 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:39,240 You know? 166 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:43,279 Speaker 3: You know, I think Bravo has fears and hesitations now 167 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,120 for doing a big overhauling casting because they saw what 168 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:51,679 happened with New York. But certainly, let's at least three 169 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,519 of the women cannot return. 170 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: Oh season, Yeah, for sure, we got to. 171 00:08:56,919 --> 00:08:59,600 Speaker 2: Mix it up and then bring Katie back. 172 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to schedule. Yeah, Katie's a little I 173 00:09:04,639 --> 00:09:06,879 would be fine saying goodbye to Katie. But we begin 174 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,480 the show with somebody who I think is on the 175 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:12,840 chopping block. I think we're all desensitized to the zaniness 176 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:13,360 of one ship. 177 00:09:14,879 --> 00:09:15,360 Speaker 3: Crumpet. 178 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:23,080 Speaker 1: I took too big of a bite. She begins the 179 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:28,399 morning with I think a milkshake, glass of red wine 180 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,919 and is talking to her daughter about how she's still high, 181 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,799 and then she proceeds to spill on herself. 182 00:09:34,279 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 3: I love her daughter's advice, though, what's that She's like, Mom, 183 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:42,000 start like yet, Hive, you know it's fine, he'll get over. 184 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,200 Didn't she offer that advice? 185 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:43,840 Speaker 1: I don't remember. 186 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, she literally said you should go get yourself some 187 00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:47,600 weed to feel better. 188 00:09:47,919 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: Yeah. 189 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,960 Speaker 3: Well yeah, hey, personal story because I don't think this 190 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,879 episode is gonna be long. 191 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,799 Speaker 1: Sophomore year, we haven't talked about three seconds of it 192 00:09:56,799 --> 00:09:58,200 and we've been going for nine minutes. 193 00:09:58,679 --> 00:10:03,600 Speaker 3: Well that's how we do it. College sophomore year. My room, 194 00:10:03,639 --> 00:10:06,320 I it was a he was a drug. He liked 195 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,360 weed and uh, I guess the stems? 196 00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:09,440 Speaker 1: No? 197 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:12,759 Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, you sorry? 198 00:10:12,759 --> 00:10:16,799 Speaker 2: Pat? Really fast? Were you about to say he was 199 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,919 a drug addict. You collected yourself. 200 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:23,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, So he always smoked weed and he'd leave all 201 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:27,120 the stems on our table all the time. So I 202 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:30,639 collected him because I thought they'd be useful. And later 203 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,320 on I went with this guy, uh, and we put 204 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,600 it in banana bread and just ground up the stems 205 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,399 and he cooked the bread and it came out green. 206 00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:42,919 And you know, stems aren't you know there? You throw 207 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,759 them away. They're not supposed to get you high. Yeah, 208 00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:47,879 I thought it was funny. Anyway, I'm starving, I have 209 00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:50,960 to head out to a coating exam. I take half 210 00:10:51,039 --> 00:10:52,679 the loaf and I just throw it in my pie 211 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:55,919 hole and eat it. About thirty minutes into the exam, 212 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:59,960 i am I'm levitating off my chair in that testing. 213 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's so funny because I when I 214 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,080 was in school in New Orleans. Quick personal story, the 215 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,679 kid that lived across from us was a hey Arnold character. 216 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,559 I mean, he was just like stoop kid. He had 217 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,440 a bowl cut. He was perfectly nice, but he was 218 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:19,240 he was weird and Uh, one day he brought in 219 00:11:19,399 --> 00:11:22,399 a bottle of vodka that was just filled with stems. 220 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,519 We were like, what are you doing with that and 221 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,440 he's like, I don't know, I think it might might 222 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,679 give me high. We were just like, all right, well 223 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,879 you want to try some No, I'm okay. And it 224 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,039 was so funny because there was one night where we 225 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,159 had a buddy who was just a perennial drunk and 226 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,399 all time drunk named Jack and he was going to 227 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:44,919 a shotgun of four loco. Four locos were very big 228 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,759 at the time. Stu came in. It's like, what are 229 00:11:47,759 --> 00:11:51,039 you guys doing? I was shot in four shooting four locos? 230 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:55,559 And Jack challenges him. Stu walks in shotguns of four 231 00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:58,799 loco within I don't even I think he breathed it 232 00:11:58,879 --> 00:12:01,159 in the stoop shotgun shot. 233 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,440 Speaker 3: Well, that's where you take a can. You caught a 234 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,440 hole in it, and then you bought the can and 235 00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:07,799 like a guys or it, it blows it into your mouth. 236 00:12:07,879 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 1: A guyser stew sucks down a four loco like a 237 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:13,879 breath of oxygen. The drunk Jack is over there struggling 238 00:12:14,039 --> 00:12:15,720 and he's like, oh, that was really good, and then 239 00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:17,240 he just left the room. I was like, what is 240 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:20,519 this kid? Who is this child? I apologize for that. 241 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:23,200 Speaker 3: I want to know hold on so he put weed 242 00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:28,000 stems in a liquid to extract the thc into. 243 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, he put it into a bottle of vodka, and 244 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,080 he thought that it could tournament. It was like a 245 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,159 crossfade solution. 246 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,960 Speaker 3: Wow, he was way ahead of his time. 247 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,120 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, the kid was a live wire. He 248 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,000 was really out there. 249 00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:43,720 Speaker 3: Anyway. I felt like Shannon Badoor when I was in sophomore. 250 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:44,440 I was that high. 251 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,159 Speaker 1: We had downstairs and we get ready for the tulip farm. 252 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,159 The tulip farm being I think the you know, our 253 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:56,200 first cautionary tale of speculative economics. You know how like 254 00:12:56,279 --> 00:13:00,159 bankrupted the entire economy back then. Really yeah, everybody is 255 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,759 like big into tulips were like the first bitcoin or 256 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:04,639 some some shit. 257 00:13:04,799 --> 00:13:05,320 Speaker 3: Is that right? 258 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:06,080 Speaker 1: Yeah? 259 00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 3: Wow, well I can tell you they did inflate the 260 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,919 marketplace for weddings. Hey, I think I'd love to have 261 00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:16,480 some beautiful flowers for my wedding. They're like, it's gonna 262 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,960 be eighteen thousand dollars. 263 00:13:18,759 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, and Rubes is really good with flowers. Roobs is 264 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,600 a tulip. One of the more overpriced flowers out there. 265 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 2: It is. But also they're difficult to ship, so I 266 00:13:28,519 --> 00:13:31,879 think that's partially why they're expensive. But you want to 267 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:36,440 know a fun fact about them, they're actually native to Afghanistan. 268 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,440 Speaker 3: Wow, that in poppy seeds? 269 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:40,159 Speaker 1: Yeh? 270 00:13:41,799 --> 00:13:42,320 Speaker 2: Is that cool? 271 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:42,679 Speaker 3: Yeah? 272 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:43,200 Speaker 1: That is cool. 273 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,759 Speaker 2: I think it's like their flat, like they're national or 274 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,279 it's like on a flya or something. I don't know. 275 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,600 It's special to them because it grows there and I 276 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,320 think I can't. Yeah, and then I think we like 277 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,200 take their seeds and like gmo them and shit. I 278 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,320 think they're like very. 279 00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 1: That's yeah, it would stand to raise the Dutch. I 280 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:03,039 mean they had a real uh time on stage there 281 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,840 for a minute where they were just sailing all over 282 00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:07,720 the place just taking shit from people. Yeah yeah, yeah, 283 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,919 fucking Dutch. Get out of here with your clogs and 284 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,720 your imperialism. You disgust me. 285 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,639 Speaker 3: And your farts. 286 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,720 Speaker 1: It's your farts because of the mayonnaise. 287 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:19,639 Speaker 3: Also, going Dutch on a date you're cheap. 288 00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:22,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to split the bill going Dutch. There's 289 00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:24,080 nothing good Dutch, yeap, nothing good? Hey? 290 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,320 Speaker 3: Can I say something about shannabidor when she walks down 291 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,559 to that lobby and she's got her foot like her 292 00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:33,320 fucking foot is rotting off her and it's dying and 293 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,840 it's all sad and stuff. Part of why we love 294 00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:39,519 the Real Housewives and it doesn't have to be everybody. 295 00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:44,159 But we love your looks, how you like your when 296 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:45,879 you're going out to party. We like to see what 297 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,279 dresses you're wearing and how you did your hair and 298 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:53,679 your glam. Shannon Badoor forgive me, but has completely given. 299 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,440 Speaker 1: Up on that completely. 300 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,879 Speaker 3: She said, fuck it, I don't care. 301 00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:59,559 Speaker 1: That's why Salt Lake. Salt Lake is such a perfect 302 00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:04,759 ven diagram of like the women all dress up, but 303 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,200 they're all ludicrous. I mean, Meredith Marx looked like coronavirus. 304 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:12,440 She said. Barlow just shows up in pajamas that are 305 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:16,919 three thousand dollars and it's nuts. Miami is like, okay, 306 00:15:17,559 --> 00:15:20,080 we get it. Larsa and the one who's sucking the 307 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,360 putt of that eighty year old man. But but yes, 308 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:27,759 Shannon Badoor is a walking goddamn wheelbarrel of zaye. She 309 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,120 has like it's enough. 310 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,559 Speaker 3: I hate to say this, but she's like one bad 311 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:35,440 spill in a bathtub. Oh the hip goes out. Oh Yeahsis, 312 00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:36,840 go ahead, Ruby, what are you gonna say? 313 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,080 Speaker 2: I was gonna say, even Gretchen she comes down and 314 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:44,039 she looks like a fucking like, she looks like a 315 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,639 spoof of someone going to church. Yeah, and at least 316 00:15:48,679 --> 00:15:51,639 you can say that Shannon just looks like if I 317 00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:54,399 saw that in a lobby, I would be like, oh no, yeah, 318 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,799 that poor that poor woman right. 319 00:15:56,679 --> 00:16:00,919 Speaker 1: Now, right, they've let a homeless person inside. The thing 320 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,320 about our housewives and we don't want our housewives to 321 00:16:05,919 --> 00:16:08,960 be impervious and infallible, right, but we do want our 322 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000 housewives to be able to survive a little spill to 323 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:15,120 the hip. And that's not something that I think Shannon 324 00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:17,960 Badoor is one hundred percent guaranteed to see the end of. 325 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:23,039 You know, if Lisa Barlow falls on her hip, she'll recover. 326 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:27,240 You know, she'll be back on the deree. They they ski, 327 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,600 they ski, you know, she'll be back on a reformer. 328 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:33,840 Shannon Badoor could die not Okay. 329 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:37,360 Speaker 2: The moment in this episode when the producer felt comfortable 330 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,799 enough to ask Shannon if she remembered what a cock 331 00:16:39,919 --> 00:16:43,080 felt like, I was like, Wow, We've got to get her. 332 00:16:43,159 --> 00:16:45,240 TV have to get that was. 333 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 1: A mean gay. That was not that was my next life. 334 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 3: I so want to come back as a gay because 335 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,279 I'll get to say whatever. I really yeah, yeah, yeah, 336 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,919 I know I feel so censored. 337 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:59,200 Speaker 1: Credit to Heather and Meatball, and imagine that. Listen to him. 338 00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:01,639 He feels censored. And I know that, you know, there 339 00:17:01,639 --> 00:17:03,879 are fans of this podcast or people are hearing it 340 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,319 for the first time, going, well, he couldn't possibly think that, 341 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,519 and I want you to know that he is. And 342 00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:12,240 that's a very real feeling. 343 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:21,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, he feels he feels censored, Okay, and also it's 344 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:24,400 because he is censoring himself. All right. 345 00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:28,559 Speaker 1: He is a clipped parakeet. I swear to god, let 346 00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:31,480 me fly. Can't go anywhere. 347 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:34,000 Speaker 2: Open the cage. 348 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,039 Speaker 1: To Heather and me Ball. They actually do take mushrooms 349 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:41,640 a lot of Heather says, I talked to AI. It 350 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,200 said take three to four grams. Do not do that. 351 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 2: Oh I'm Heather. I don't know. Like again, I don't 352 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,599 know anything about mushrooms. I don't know what Heather. Gina 353 00:17:52,599 --> 00:17:54,680 is saying. Heather is the girl that your mom warns 354 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,640 you about spot fucking on. 355 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, so true, so true. So we 356 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,640 head over to the Tulips badour shows everybody your spanks, 357 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:14,079 and then we get to this ah man I don't 358 00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:16,599 know how to describe it other than a bunch of 359 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:20,720 like choogy people who have never done psychedelics doing doing 360 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:25,799 first standiting a psychedelic segment. It was really really corny 361 00:18:26,079 --> 00:18:32,839 and there was no camp, just everything misfired. I can't 362 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:37,279 imagine was pretty fun, though Meatball was fun. Hell Shannon 363 00:18:37,319 --> 00:18:41,559 Bador was fun climbing up on that that plaster horse 364 00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:44,160 and riding it and grabbing its cock and all that stuff. 365 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:47,240 But I was thinking about what would it be like 366 00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:54,880 to be on a psychotropic a drug around camera judge 367 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:59,720 it would be you would see a black hole in 368 00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,000 her heart or her face. 369 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,279 Speaker 3: So second bad trip of my life. I decided we 370 00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:07,160 were gonna throw a party at Keg party. This is 371 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,039 where you'd buy a full barrel of beer. It would 372 00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:11,400 cost you fifty bucks. You'd have to put it down 373 00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:14,279 a keg on a tap. Yeah, and you'd charge every 374 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,119 high school or college kid that came in five bucks. 375 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,839 I was in charge of that. That day, I decided 376 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,440 to take mushrooms. I had a white T shirt. There's 377 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,799 a picture of it says fuck you pay me. Good 378 00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:28,720 Fellas was very big then. I remember that and at 379 00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:32,119 some point the high starts getting really questionable. This one 380 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:34,960 kid comes in who's now dead because he a bad 381 00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:38,519 drug deal gone wrong, and they shot him in the head, 382 00:19:38,599 --> 00:19:40,640 rolled him up into a carpet, and lit the carpet 383 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,960 on fire. Three teenagers serving life for that anyway. His 384 00:19:44,039 --> 00:19:47,400 name was Wes. I see him, and Wes is trying 385 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,559 to break into my friend's car to steal his speakers 386 00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:54,119 out of his car. And I see this as I'm tripping, 387 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:58,920 and I suddenly have like the world is dark, it's evil, 388 00:19:59,079 --> 00:20:03,240 and I must get out. I left my own party 389 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,759 and went back to my shitty apartment where my mom 390 00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:09,119 and Jimmy Dell lived, and I hid under my covers. 391 00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:12,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, I left the party from fuck you pay me 392 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,400 to hiding under the covers. That's what a psychedelic experience 393 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,039 can do to you. But you know, a lot of 394 00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:22,000 people see auras they see energies, and I saw energy. 395 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,480 You can be affected by that. If I think Tamra 396 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:31,799 Judge is truly a there are degrees of darkness, right, 397 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,039 I think that Dick Cheney is darker than Tamra Judge. 398 00:20:35,079 --> 00:20:38,880 But Tamra Judge is an only dark human being. It 399 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,640 would be scary. 400 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,119 Speaker 2: I want to see like so like it's Heather and 401 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,480 Gina are still in trooms and they start to see 402 00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:47,640 Auras and Tamra's face is black and they just every 403 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,400 time they look at her they scream. 404 00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:54,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is Halloween. Emily starts being a 405 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:58,039 contrived producer's best friend again Van Goali. 406 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,559 Speaker 3: She's a little puppet's. 407 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,039 Speaker 1: She's been doing it for a couple of episodes and 408 00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:07,000 it's really really taxing. She says, can you believe that 409 00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:11,839 Gretchen was just sitting there last night and not fighting back? 410 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:15,079 Speaker 3: Or so Jill just to sorry, just to where we are. 411 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:16,519 Are we at lunch with the sandwiches. 412 00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:19,480 Speaker 1: We're going to lunch with the sandwiches. Yes, that's bad hosting. 413 00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:22,599 Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's okay. By the way, great Stoner Food. 414 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,640 Just throw some sandwiches down there, right, yeah, okay. 415 00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:26,960 Speaker 1: Yeah. 416 00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:31,359 Speaker 3: So HD has to explain to Meatball that flowers die 417 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,839 and that they don't go to heaven, and I think 418 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,559 Meatball took it really hard. I remember when I was 419 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,599 a kid, I learned I was mortal. I was six. 420 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,759 My mom was doing laundry. I said, mom, am I 421 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:41,440 going to die? 422 00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:46,519 Speaker 2: And she said, yep, that's one way to do it, right, 423 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,079 don't lie, just just flat out get them used to 424 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:49,880 it young, right. 425 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:50,519 Speaker 1: Yeah. 426 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,920 Speaker 3: I was like, wow, that's a bummer thinking about that. 427 00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:58,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I got lost a little bit. We're not 428 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,200 yet at the sandwiches. We're driving over there, and this 429 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:06,279 is when Emily starts to do this whole fucking Shannon 430 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,440 is in charge of this group and Gretchen is the 431 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,359 historian of that group, remember that, and starts to like 432 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:19,920 drive this wedge between her meatball and this woman who 433 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,559 a couple of weeks ago was saying, I can't trust you. 434 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,599 If you can't trust her, what are you doing with 435 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:30,160 this pod narrative that you're again it makes no sense off, 436 00:22:30,839 --> 00:22:31,680 it's off. 437 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,880 Speaker 2: When I think it was her that she was like 438 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,319 at the tool of Fields, she was like, it's the 439 00:22:38,599 --> 00:22:41,240 I hate Tamra of fan club. I was like, is 440 00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:46,880 it when they were trying to climb the cock horse? 441 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,039 I was like, I don't think that's what they feel like? 442 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,920 Speaker 1: No, Yeah, and you just you're if you're a person, 443 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,279 you're in that fan club. Eddie hates her. So we 444 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,799 then get to lunch after Gina kind of bites on 445 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:04,000 this stuff going. Shannon always pushes me into the background. 446 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,880 But we get to lunch and Heather is actually kind 447 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,319 of fun when she's stone. She had a couple of 448 00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:15,400 moments throughout this meal that we're funny, but. 449 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:16,880 Speaker 3: We kind to know she knows how to blow some 450 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,519 steam off because I was wondering, you can't live your 451 00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:20,319 life with the stick up your ass like you walk 452 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,599 around like. It's nice to know that her and Terry 453 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,279 probably take some shrooms or some gummies at night. 454 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, toss into one another. 455 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,599 Speaker 3: I don't think they've had sex in a decade. 456 00:23:28,799 --> 00:23:32,240 Speaker 1: Okay, so we get to talking about Jen's relationship with 457 00:23:32,599 --> 00:23:40,039 Alexis Bellino aka Jesus Jokes. The gaslighting of poor Shannon 458 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,440 storms Badore here was a little bit heartbreaking. She's too 459 00:23:43,559 --> 00:23:47,519 zany to whether this full frontal attack from the ladies. 460 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,839 And I know the rules of engagement are a little 461 00:23:49,839 --> 00:23:54,240 bit different with the housewives, but just a normal life. 462 00:23:54,279 --> 00:23:58,599 If there's a person that has made it their life's 463 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:07,680 goal to you reputationally ruined, financially ruined, familially ruined, I 464 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,079 don't want to be friends with people who are friends 465 00:24:10,079 --> 00:24:13,400 with that person. And I'm one hundred percent behind Shannon 466 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,759 Stormspadore when she says, that's my boundary. What is the 467 00:24:16,839 --> 00:24:17,480 problem with that? 468 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:23,279 Speaker 2: I agree? And the reason it's not as though it's 469 00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:26,640 just because Johnny Jay's It's not as though she's just 470 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,960 like I hate him and he's now he's getting married 471 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,519 to a new woman. Alexis Belino has actively participated in 472 00:24:32,559 --> 00:24:35,240 perpetuating a story that she would finally, she is a 473 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,880 fucking bad drunk. You know, it's a legal trouble like loss. 474 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,039 It's it's there has been such an attack on her 475 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,960 from such a personal level, Like you said, she does 476 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,279 still have two kids that have to get through college, 477 00:24:48,319 --> 00:24:51,680 and she's like going after her money. It's yeah, dark, 478 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,960 these people are gross and you shouldn't go to their wedding. 479 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,920 And if you do, I don't know. It's kind of 480 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,720 like the Bezos wedding, Like there's a reason why Leo 481 00:24:58,759 --> 00:25:00,559 wore that hat. He did not want to be seen there. 482 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,880 Speaker 3: Well, I will say this, if there was one cast 483 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,680 member that you would say give a little grace for 484 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,519 her being kind of naive, it would be Jen. Because 485 00:25:11,319 --> 00:25:14,799 Jen is just a nice person. She is a welcomed 486 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,839 person on this show. 487 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,079 Speaker 2: Do you also mean to say that she's very. 488 00:25:20,839 --> 00:25:24,519 Speaker 1: Dum dumb, very very dumb. Yeah, but very dumb or cunning. 489 00:25:25,079 --> 00:25:27,839 Speaker 3: If you'll notice she's not all about Ryan this year 490 00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:30,680 and not even even kind of hinting at there's not 491 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,440 gonna be a wedding. And it's been a year since 492 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:36,119 they filmed you know, her Bridle lunchin lunch, and she's 493 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:36,920 not married to Ryan. 494 00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:45,240 Speaker 2: No, track, she's still I believe with him. It's it's cunning. 495 00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:48,200 Is it is a generous word. That's what I'll say. 496 00:25:48,279 --> 00:25:52,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a wrong word. But she's not quite Brittany, 497 00:25:52,079 --> 00:25:55,519 but she is Jen as is evidence when we're talking 498 00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:58,759 about her, like the. 499 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:00,400 Speaker 2: God. 500 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,279 Speaker 1: I don't know if she deals with a massive amount 501 00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:04,160 of stress about this stuff. I couldn't live like this. 502 00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:07,839 But I think we get to it later when they're 503 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,880 like a report just came out, you know, like jundred 504 00:26:09,839 --> 00:26:13,480 and fifty thousand dollars at least, and she's like. 505 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,759 Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that was amazing, because that was after tam 506 00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:21,480 Rat and Gretchen. I wouldn't say they'd agreed to bury 507 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,400 the hatchet, but had come to like, we've been doing 508 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:28,000 horrible things to one another, Yeah, and maybe let's let's 509 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:28,480 couch this. 510 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,799 Speaker 1: Nothing was agreed. 511 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,279 Speaker 3: Cam rat gets off the boat. Yeah, it picks her 512 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,319 phone up like it just turned on, and it's like, 513 00:26:35,519 --> 00:26:39,440 let's fucking start some shit. Yeah, yeah, that's the man. 514 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,279 Speaker 2: But again the Jen's willingness to just be like, uh 515 00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:45,640 huh no, that's the same one. 516 00:26:45,759 --> 00:26:48,720 Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yeah, yeah, all right, so we can we 517 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,720 get there, So we lead fucking lunch van Ryde. The 518 00:26:50,759 --> 00:26:53,960 girls uh offer Jen a little business advice. They tell 519 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,000 her get Ryan in that bad hair dye offer Instagram. 520 00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I mean it's kind of nuts to think. 521 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,319 I mean, you know, exhibit Z with you know, maybe 522 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,400 not stupidity, but a little bit of heads in the 523 00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:08,799 head in the cloud. You've been on this show for 524 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,400 three years. How have you not turned one of the 525 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,799 most important revenue streams in your life? One of the 526 00:27:16,839 --> 00:27:21,039 reasons why people do this show on Why is Ryan 527 00:27:21,319 --> 00:27:24,640 dancing his little, fat, fucking ass all over your Instagram? 528 00:27:24,759 --> 00:27:27,759 Speaker 3: It's disgusting and it's like porn, Like I need more 529 00:27:27,839 --> 00:27:30,240 shots of the guy's face while he's having sex with 530 00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:32,039 the girl. It's like, get him out of it, get 531 00:27:32,079 --> 00:27:33,359 him out of here. I don't want to look at 532 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:33,960 his face. 533 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,400 Speaker 2: Well wait, that's exactly what it's like. But also the 534 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,440 other thing is too is I can guarantee you that 535 00:27:39,519 --> 00:27:41,599 if she were to ever, like when she's brought this 536 00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:45,240 up before that she's been like, oh honey, like a 537 00:27:45,279 --> 00:27:47,359 bikini company dm'd me and they were like, hey, we'll 538 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,359 pay you fifteen grand if you post about this. And 539 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,920 he's like, that's fucking disgusting. You're not doing that, that's trash. 540 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,440 And she's like, yeah, you're you're right, You're right. 541 00:27:55,319 --> 00:27:55,519 Speaker 3: Now. 542 00:27:55,559 --> 00:27:58,559 Speaker 1: I looked at her. What happened to that money? He's like, well, 543 00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,400 we went to Vegas. 544 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 3: I I reinvested it. Sure, hey, yeah, everyone goes to 545 00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:10,119 Vegas to reinvest. Okay, So this was fascinating. Gretcher's giving 546 00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:12,599 Jen which we don't have a cute name for. We'll 547 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:17,200 have to find that one. Jenners Jenners give her, give 548 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,880 her some advice on social media stuff. Because I looked 549 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,279 up Gretcher's I was not following her prior to this. 550 00:28:23,559 --> 00:28:27,960 She has one million followers. Congratulations. Ruby seems very upset 551 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:28,920 right now. What's going on? 552 00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:33,079 Speaker 2: I okay, it was very hard for me, and again 553 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,759 I have no followers, so I'm not monetizing anything. It 554 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,960 was hard for me. To hear. It was just a 555 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,920 hard one for me to hear. So so you talking 556 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,160 about it in such detail is triggering me. That's why 557 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,599 my head is in my hands. 558 00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:49,559 Speaker 1: Also, Gretcher's instagram is it has a Blair Witch kind 559 00:28:49,599 --> 00:28:51,400 of quality to it, where you go, oh, what is 560 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,839 happening here? Something seems really scary. 561 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,359 Speaker 3: I think allegedly, you know, because I was in the 562 00:28:57,359 --> 00:29:00,400 social media space for a while, you know. I she's 563 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,960 like buying a lot of followers because she has a 564 00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:08,440 million followers, very little engagement. Average post gets three thousand. 565 00:29:08,559 --> 00:29:13,400 I looked at like twenty posts has one hundred comments. 566 00:29:13,599 --> 00:29:15,880 That's not a person that has a million followers. 567 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,039 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no, it's not. But she is like almost 568 00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:21,000 a boomer. So somebody comes up to her and goes, 569 00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:22,759 we can get you to a million followers. She's like, 570 00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:25,440 that is amazing. Here's the thing though, there will be 571 00:29:25,519 --> 00:29:28,039 comments in Ukrainian underneath your posts. 572 00:29:28,759 --> 00:29:31,519 Speaker 2: She's like, that's amazing. I've always wanted to be international. 573 00:29:31,599 --> 00:29:32,279 That's good for me. 574 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,039 Speaker 1: Yeah. Cool. 575 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:38,039 Speaker 2: Also, I'm sorry to one more thing when Emily when 576 00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:48,920 when ahead, it wasn't because it's not a reference to sideyall. 577 00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:50,759 Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's not. 578 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 2: Oh my god, get. 579 00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:58,359 Speaker 1: You an ad guys. Wait, okay, go ahead and say it. 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You know, I feel I feel 612 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,680 bad that I cut Ruby off, but I do feel 613 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,319 like I'm trying. 614 00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:47,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead, Ruby. What are you gonna say? 615 00:31:47,559 --> 00:31:48,839 It's really offensive? 616 00:31:50,319 --> 00:31:55,440 Speaker 2: Mm hmm, thank you. When we were at lunch and 617 00:31:55,519 --> 00:31:59,759 Emily lost her mind, yeah, and became a fucking o 618 00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:03,200 her and was like, can you And that's why I 619 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,599 didn't want to say the word ogre, because now that's 620 00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:11,319 I didn't do that explicitly. I didn't do that. 621 00:32:11,359 --> 00:32:14,599 Speaker 1: Pat a kind of remand. 622 00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:21,920 Speaker 2: Sometimes there's one look that they do. I don't know 623 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,160 if her glad people hate her this season, But there 624 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,920 are a lot of looks, honestly for a lot of 625 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,200 them that I'm like, who. 626 00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:31,200 Speaker 1: The answer is no one. Can I tell you something. 627 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,599 I don't think we're ever mean to nice people. I 628 00:32:35,599 --> 00:32:38,759 don't think we could ever do that. People that we 629 00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:42,359 think are nice on these shows, we're their biggest fans. 630 00:32:42,839 --> 00:32:44,720 Speaker 2: I think Jenn's nice and I just called her dumb. 631 00:32:44,759 --> 00:32:47,680 That's very you know, so Ruby. 632 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,920 Speaker 3: I can't tell because sometimes I watch this show on 633 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,799 the TV in our bedroom. The TV in our bedroom 634 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,119 was we stole the TV out of a rental unit 635 00:32:57,599 --> 00:33:00,200 for the guy that won Best Producer of the Year 636 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:04,599 last year. And I can see like zits on people's noses, 637 00:33:05,519 --> 00:33:08,640 Like during newscasts when I look at the glam looks 638 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:12,480 for tam Rat and Emily, I see their like spray 639 00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:15,160 tand glistling like it's dried up. 640 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:21,759 Speaker 2: Yeah you know, they're like it's irrigescent. That that is desert. 641 00:33:22,559 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's very cracky. I don't want to say that. 642 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,519 Emily reminds me of Shrek because of the size. 643 00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:31,720 Speaker 3: Because he's orange. 644 00:33:32,599 --> 00:33:36,559 Speaker 1: There's there's a hue and I'm coming at it from 645 00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:40,920 like we know that Shrek is misunderstood. Shrek is a 646 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,839 good guy. But if I'm a villager, I'm not a 647 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,000 fan of Shrek. Sounds like a busy body to me, 648 00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:48,559 and somebody that should be lands with a pitchfork. But 649 00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:53,519 but that's ignorant. Okay, So anyways, Gretchen is a serial entrepreneur. 650 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,119 She's got to stand on her own two feet and 651 00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:57,119 not depending on a man. That's because she's never had 652 00:33:57,119 --> 00:34:02,039 to depend on him. He's never done anything. We should 653 00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:03,119 get to hot. 654 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,519 Speaker 3: Times in the canal now, Dylan, I Ruby, what are 655 00:34:06,519 --> 00:34:08,599 your thoughts on this? This did not seem like an 656 00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:09,840 activity that I'd like to do. 657 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,760 Speaker 1: This seems like something pretty fun to me. 658 00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:14,480 Speaker 3: It seems like something that college kids would do. 659 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, you get fucking wasted. Did the liability of letting 660 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,880 Shannabadoor on the fucking with drink saying with drinks and 661 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,880 college kids? It's like crazy. We begin, though, with a 662 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:31,719 couple of really cool hats from Emily Throat goat, I 663 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,760 love cock, I love cock moisture than an oyster is 664 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,559 the one that's told out to Shannabadoor and the women 665 00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:43,960 comment on just how dry Shannabadoor is she's actually kind 666 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,440 of seized up like a mummy down there. Moisture. I 667 00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:52,280 actually would say that, given the saran wrap of spanks 668 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,920 that she is in at all times, I would say 669 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,800 there's a tremendous amount of moisture down there. I mean, 670 00:34:58,119 --> 00:35:01,000 when you lock something up like that, it's gonna start. 671 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:08,039 Condensation will happen. We didn't need to go, well, we 672 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,840 don't need to talk about it. It's not important. 673 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,119 Speaker 3: So water can show up anywhere. 674 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,119 Speaker 1: Okay, it didn't even rain. 675 00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:17,400 Speaker 3: I walk out in my backyard, our leaves on our 676 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,119 fighters have drip some water on it. 677 00:35:19,199 --> 00:35:23,840 Speaker 1: Man, That's what I'm saying. All right, So Emily once 678 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,119 again does this producer ship where she goes. This is 679 00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:31,039 my last ditch effort to bring these to to Cather. 680 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:41,880 That is why we're gonna go. It's like Emily, Emily 681 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,079 Shannon drives the boat into another boat. Is she always drunk? 682 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:47,239 Speaker 3: Yes? 683 00:35:48,119 --> 00:35:50,920 Speaker 2: Yes, I mean I. 684 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,079 Speaker 1: Don't think she's always drunk. I think she's just saying 685 00:35:53,199 --> 00:35:57,599 we'll track it up to saying this, but she does 686 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,159 well really quick question. 687 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think she's drunk here? 688 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,280 Speaker 1: Though I don't know. I'm not sure she's drunk. 689 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,800 Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, okay, she's drunk. 690 00:36:07,159 --> 00:36:09,480 Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, Oh it was. 691 00:36:09,639 --> 00:36:11,280 Speaker 3: Takes one to no one. I think a lot of 692 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:19,039 people out there don't know I'm drunk. I'm right, you know. 693 00:36:19,119 --> 00:36:21,280 Speaker 1: It reminds me a little bit her energy. I saw 694 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,679 this video of a kid who college kid had driven 695 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,679 his car into a telephone pole, no excuse me, a 696 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,119 street light and it fell on top of his car, 697 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,920 and the cop goes up to the door. He goes, 698 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,960 what are you doing. The kid's like, oh, fucking we 699 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,119 I'm gonna have to tell this thing. He goes, yeah, 700 00:36:40,159 --> 00:36:42,199 you're gonna have to tell it. He gues, I don't know. 701 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,199 I can't just drive it home. There's a street light 702 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:50,559 on it. All right, Hey, have you taken anything tonight? Yeah? 703 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:53,719 I think it was Danny, but my house like three 704 00:36:53,760 --> 00:37:01,639 blocks away. No, I actually turn around. So allry buddy, 705 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:07,599 such a bummer. Yeah, such a buzz party pooper. All right. 706 00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:11,920 So Shannon and Jen have a chat about Alexis Spolina. 707 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,639 But the real meat here is between Tamra and Gretchen, 708 00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:18,360 who continue to feud. 709 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,320 Speaker 3: This is the ugliest part of the show. 710 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,559 Speaker 1: I don't they're never going to be friends, but also 711 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:28,239 like their conversation puts me, at least when I'm watching, 712 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:35,480 into a malaise. They're they're not they're not discussing anything. Actually, 713 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:41,000 there's no there's no aiming at all. They're just kind 714 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000 of vaguely talking about their problems with each other. But Rubes, 715 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,400 go ahead. 716 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,840 Speaker 2: I just yawned, Well you were, and I'm not kidding. 717 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,159 You were describing this and I yawned. And that's how 718 00:37:50,199 --> 00:37:52,239 I feel. I don't really know what they're saying at 719 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,440 this point. I think if one of them called the 720 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,639 other one like a dumb fat cunt, I was like, oh, 721 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,840 that's like. But other than that, I don't. 722 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,880 Speaker 3: Want to be fair her irrelevant. 723 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,079 Speaker 2: Well so that's not the same as a dumb fat cunt, 724 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,440 you know, and it's different. 725 00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:12,000 Speaker 1: But my question and I felt like Jesse Pinkman here, 726 00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,639 just like she can't keep getting away with it. And 727 00:38:14,679 --> 00:38:16,960 we'll see next week that Tamra wins the day and 728 00:38:17,039 --> 00:38:21,400 Gretchen is cast to the cornfield. Wow, why are people 729 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:26,880 apologizing to Tamra for anything? Why would you ever if 730 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,480 you ran her over with a golf cart because she 731 00:38:29,559 --> 00:38:32,559 was being a bitch to you? Do not apologize, just 732 00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:34,119 go you know, we made some mistakes. 733 00:38:34,199 --> 00:38:37,360 Speaker 3: Well, hold on, so Gretchen, who I thought was going 734 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,199 to be I thought I was going to enjoy this 735 00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,079 more having an old cast member return, just like I 736 00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:43,960 thought Jesus Jugs was going to work out. It turns 737 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,679 out this is totally a bad idea because they bring 738 00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:51,719 energy from ten years earlier into now, and it's pointless 739 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:56,599 because Tamrat hasn't done anything to Gretchen in twelve years. 740 00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,360 She called her out about having sex with a dude 741 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,599 at Bass, like when she was engaged to some guy 742 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:04,920 who was dying of cancer. And then now Gretchen shows 743 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,960 up on the show marks are at that cowboy thing. 744 00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:10,159 Slade gets on a FaceTime call and says that she 745 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,519 was having sex with a boy band guy. Yeah, and 746 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,800 throw just like creating a bunch of problems, and yes, 747 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,480 I agree, Like, I don't know what I agree with him. 748 00:39:19,519 --> 00:39:22,199 Speaker 1: Well, it's just too it's all too messy to really done. 749 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,119 Speaker 2: So it's it's hard to bring people back. But I 750 00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,280 just I do. I do chuckle, And I know she's 751 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,519 terrible and offl and blah blah blah, I do chuckle. 752 00:39:30,519 --> 00:39:34,360 If they just grenadd Kelly Dodd back into these people's lives. 753 00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,960 Speaker 1: It would be I'll tell you what, Kelly, Kelly Dodd 754 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,039 will save this show. 755 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,400 Speaker 3: You know, she one hundred percent. Well, here's the thing. 756 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,960 Then we're bringing someone back from the past. We're repeating 757 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 bad habits. Guys. 758 00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:47,960 Speaker 1: I know, but Kelly, I don't. 759 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,719 Speaker 2: She's not. I think that. Also, Kelly Dodd has had 760 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,159 enough going on in her personal life, like she's been 761 00:39:53,199 --> 00:39:55,599 fucking up for the last eight years since she's been 762 00:39:55,599 --> 00:39:58,639 off the show, everywhere on the internet, on her own 763 00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,440 social media. She's insane. She doesn't have to bring up 764 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,960 shit from ten years ago. There's enough recent. You know. 765 00:40:04,039 --> 00:40:05,480 She's a grenade of a human being. 766 00:40:05,519 --> 00:40:08,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, I want to see the first episode what 767 00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:10,880 have I been up to and just hear about it. 768 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,639 I mean, she called shanea dork. 769 00:40:16,639 --> 00:40:20,079 Speaker 2: Dor's best line one of the best things that she 770 00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:20,960 ever fucking said. 771 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,840 Speaker 1: It's one of the best moments in the last like 772 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,480 ten years of Real Housewives of Orange County. She goes 773 00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:27,760 up to Shane and goes dork and then and then 774 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:32,880 she goes, you're married, damned, Kelly, that's my husband. 775 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,400 Speaker 3: We all agreed with her, though. 776 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,119 Speaker 1: Yep, all right, So I love that the onus, is 777 00:40:40,119 --> 00:40:43,440 on Gretchen to change and things are going well, and 778 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,119 that's when Gretchen says, I hope you can change a 779 00:40:46,159 --> 00:40:48,239 little bit as well, and Tamra just looks at her 780 00:40:49,559 --> 00:40:51,960 like the demon that she is, and that's you know, 781 00:40:52,039 --> 00:40:54,159 you go, what is the point of this? Tamra is 782 00:40:54,199 --> 00:40:57,440 just there's no there is nothing you can do to 783 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:02,119 make Tamar not I've run out of words. 784 00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:04,679 Speaker 3: Can I tell you, Ruby, tell me if you agree 785 00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:07,000 with this. Tam Rat's history on the show, especially the 786 00:41:07,079 --> 00:41:09,760 early years, was at some point because she was doing 787 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,480 things that other people weren't willing to do. She would 788 00:41:13,519 --> 00:41:16,079 grind you up and shit you out, and you were 789 00:41:16,119 --> 00:41:18,519 off the show. You were in her rear view mirror, 790 00:41:18,679 --> 00:41:21,639 and then she'd move on to the next victim. And 791 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,880 now she's in this position where they're bringing back people 792 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,559 and she's still dealing with this drama but doesn't do 793 00:41:28,639 --> 00:41:30,519 it as well as she used to. Or maybe it's 794 00:41:30,559 --> 00:41:31,840 the same act, but it's getting old. 795 00:41:32,559 --> 00:41:34,760 Speaker 2: I think part of it is because for most of 796 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,239 that she always had Vicky as a sidekick, so there 797 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,599 was kind of a dynamic duo part of it. I 798 00:41:39,639 --> 00:41:43,440 think by herself, she's just like a bitter kind of 799 00:41:43,519 --> 00:41:46,880 old There is totally there's no fun there. And again 800 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,519 I don't Vicky was a pretty dark human being too, 801 00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:51,079 but I think maybe that had something to do with it, 802 00:41:51,119 --> 00:41:53,519 because I agree it just feels very tired, tired. 803 00:41:53,599 --> 00:41:57,760 Speaker 1: Well, we found out about the back payment in the studio, 804 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,280 but we'll get to Gretchen, who's overwhelmed by all the 805 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,639 years of pain. Jen tells the women that Gretchen's gonna 806 00:42:04,679 --> 00:42:07,840 be late. She's upset, and that's when the witch in 807 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,880 Tamor really explodes out of her skin. It's like it 808 00:42:12,039 --> 00:42:16,320 turning into a spider. You know, what was the point 809 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,079 of that conversation? She told you she was upset, and 810 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:21,920 You're like, what the fuck is her? It's like, I'm bugged. 811 00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:25,840 I bugged. So we go to a mall, a food court, 812 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,800 and we joke. We joke about dicks every time we 813 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,760 see a sausage stand. Jen and Shannabadoor do a dance 814 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,400 in the middle of the mall and torture everyone. Then 815 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,320 they sit down at a bar and torture this bartender. 816 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:43,800 This guy had no idea what was going on. And 817 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,760 this is where Shannon Badoor may be. She may be drunk. 818 00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:55,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, just here. Wow, sixty year old women are dudes 819 00:42:55,159 --> 00:42:57,360 that were drunk when they were twenty five. That's what 820 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,519 sixty year old women are. 821 00:42:59,159 --> 00:42:59,920 Speaker 2: Yep, I'm saying. 822 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,440 Speaker 3: I do wine country a lot. They're all up there. 823 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,159 There's sixty one lady at a five star fucking like 824 00:43:05,199 --> 00:43:08,360 a Michelin star restaurant was sixty two, and she's fucking 825 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,599 passed out, laid out on a bench, and I'm like, 826 00:43:11,639 --> 00:43:13,159 what the fuck is going on? 827 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:18,119 Speaker 1: That may be your best take of all time, and 828 00:43:18,159 --> 00:43:21,079 you've had a lot of really good takes. You you 829 00:43:21,119 --> 00:43:26,440 are one hundred percent right. These elder bitches are out 830 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,079 here just blacking out. 831 00:43:29,639 --> 00:43:32,440 Speaker 2: I mean, but but they do ship like this where 832 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:39,039 they're like, we love passion, okay, fucking stupid. Yeah, it's like, yeah, 833 00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:40,079 that's exactly what they are. 834 00:43:40,679 --> 00:43:44,320 Speaker 1: Okay, So we are we dark? Tonight? Are we too dark? 835 00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:48,639 Speaker 3: Ask Kaylen? No, he didn't make eye contact. 836 00:43:50,079 --> 00:43:53,519 Speaker 1: Kaylen is not a reliable source of how we're doing. 837 00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,119 Speaker 2: I have something to say, maybe they shouldn't be so dark? 838 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,519 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right. So Tamra is a bug still. 839 00:44:01,559 --> 00:44:04,320 She thinks that Slade put Gretchen up to this, and 840 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,199 Slade's a bitch, but he said the exact opposite, actually, 841 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,920 So try and work things out, Try and work things 842 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,840 out and don't let it get to you. But we 843 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,719 get back to the table and Tamra is just being 844 00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,760 a dark, miserable cunt again. She is. This is where 845 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,960 I was like, all right, I've had enough. It's Jax Taylor, 846 00:44:20,079 --> 00:44:25,159 it's Jason Kouchi. It's just you were serviceable and we 847 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:29,480 appreciate it. There's no more war here for you. 848 00:44:29,559 --> 00:44:33,880 Speaker 3: No, no, it's time to hang up the sword. Yeah, 849 00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:37,079 put it away. Here is the one of the more 850 00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:41,119 so gretcher's shows up and explains that she hates the 851 00:44:41,199 --> 00:44:43,840 drama and they're what they've done to each other. Tamrack 852 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,800 gets frustrated and tells HD to back the fuck off 853 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,159 because HD was trying to mediate. And then we cut 854 00:44:50,199 --> 00:44:52,559 to the next morning, and this was the fascinating part. 855 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:58,400 Tam Rat clearly knew that she had these posts, screenshots 856 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,599 of likes on posts for which we do not know 857 00:45:01,639 --> 00:45:05,719 what they are yet we do, but we do all season. 858 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,960 It was always going to get to hear. In fact, 859 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,079 what did she say to meet Ball. She's like, no, no, no, no, 860 00:45:12,079 --> 00:45:14,360 we're not going to talk about the post tonight. There's 861 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:18,920 a long flight tomorrow. Did you hear that we're all 862 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:19,760 getting on a plane? 863 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,440 Speaker 2: You also Pat when she was in the van, everyone 864 00:45:23,519 --> 00:45:24,960 was like, I don't know what gression is like being 865 00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:26,880 so weirdeverr and Tamar is like, oh, I think it's 866 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,960 because she thinks something. She thinks that something is coming 867 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,519 for her. That she thinks that. I was like, does 868 00:45:31,559 --> 00:45:32,079 she think that? 869 00:45:36,119 --> 00:45:40,639 Speaker 1: I wonder why? But yeah. We We end the episode 870 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:48,199 with all of the women getting to the next morning 871 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:54,480 and Tamra brings up the Gretchen posts and again, this 872 00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,639 is such a shock or I mean, are all of 873 00:45:57,639 --> 00:45:59,559 these women maga? 874 00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:05,719 Speaker 3: I think tam Rat is, Emily definitely is. Gretchen is 875 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,719 Gretchen is? I mean they're Orange County. 876 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,039 Speaker 1: That's Republican County, right exactly. 877 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,320 Speaker 2: Jana might not be. 878 00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:14,039 Speaker 1: Ja might not be. I'm not saying that all MAGA people. 879 00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:18,800 Speaker 3: I bet Terry and HD vote Republican for billion percent. 880 00:46:19,639 --> 00:46:22,320 Speaker 1: And you know what, before we got the episode. 881 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,280 Speaker 3: By the way, I don't care how you vote. I'm 882 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,000 an independent. 883 00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:25,320 Speaker 2: I do. 884 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,559 Speaker 1: Sorry, I do, but we're not going to talk about 885 00:46:27,559 --> 00:46:32,199 it here. We get to we glossed over the call 886 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:39,360 home to Terry de brou who oh oh, probably one 887 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,599 of the I think it's probably peak awful Terry de 888 00:46:42,639 --> 00:46:47,039 Brow when we called home, well, peak awful the Debros, 889 00:46:47,159 --> 00:46:50,320 which I've pointed out, and now that our listeners understand this, 890 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,119 they have two storylines, how much real estate we have 891 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,360 and how fucking. 892 00:46:54,119 --> 00:46:56,840 Speaker 3: Awesome are we as a family. Terry Deburrow is dad 893 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,519 of the year. He's going to show up at a 894 00:46:58,519 --> 00:47:03,840 basketball game in bleachers. Oh my god, the horror. I 895 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,239 have four activities I need to go to tonight for 896 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:11,519 my two fucking crumb crisers, right, and I'm drunk, and 897 00:47:11,559 --> 00:47:14,079 I'm still gonna go because I'm a great dad. 898 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,599 Speaker 2: The think pat the correction of this was peak the 899 00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:22,119 Debros being awful, not just Terry, is it because the 900 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,880 brilliance of the editors to then have Heather in her 901 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,239 itms doing the whole like my dad was. I mean, 902 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,159 he was a great provider, but he was never they 903 00:47:30,199 --> 00:47:34,719 sure you know we? Oh, well, it's well, Terry, Terry, 904 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,559 I'm excited to hear how you think those bleachers are 905 00:47:36,599 --> 00:47:38,199 For the first time, mind you about two kids. I 906 00:47:38,199 --> 00:47:39,440 believe that I've already graduated. 907 00:47:41,039 --> 00:47:42,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, and get in the comments. Let us know if 908 00:47:42,519 --> 00:47:44,320 you go to your children's games and if you like 909 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,199 the Debros. Sorry if this show got too dark, let 910 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,559 us know in the comments if it did. We love 911 00:47:48,559 --> 00:47:51,159 you very much for listening. Until next time, I'm Dylan 912 00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:54,880 saying goodbye, Pat say goodbye, or do Ruby say goodbye? 913 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,639 Bye bye Eileen, give us a goodbye, b