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Speaker 1: Growth and Simulation. Growth and simulation sound trickly.

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Speaker 2: Yo. Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulations. Starry Johnny Wondard,

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We are in it. Daddy's got baby aids, baby age

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baby aids, dude.

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Speaker 3: So you're good for it, what like two or three

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times a year.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like a combination. It's like this is, you know.

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Speaker 3: A combination of your regular aids that you always have.

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Speaker 2: My homegrown ades, okay, and then this new baby aids

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which comes up and it's just when you're stressed and

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then you get a little sick. It's like a cocktail

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for destruction.

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Speaker 3: Like flying if you have to have a long flight.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's the worst, dudio or you don't get any

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sleep the worst.

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Speaker 3: So exismes dog.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, exactly, Johnny, you piece of shit. So uh,

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crazy day, crazy time in La right now.

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Speaker 3: Sity's on fire again.

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Speaker 2: I'm just good. You could you can, by the way,

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it's it's it's the air is smoky, by the way,

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have you noticed it. It's like a weird kind of

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little like gray er tint to it. Yeah, and it

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is weird energy, Johnny.

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Speaker 3: It is this is our hot top.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's weirds. And you know me, I love catastrophes

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in LA because you know what that equals death. No

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great traffic, no traffic. You can get around anywhere you want.

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I got here. I always planned to be about an hour. Drive.

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Guy here in thirty minutes because nobody's on the road.

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Nobody wants to drive. They don't know when these these

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people are gonna shut down, uh shut down. You know

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some highway right.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to get stuck on the freeway. Nobody's

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taking dann Waimo. I can tell you that shit.

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, you see that. Someone commented, I wish I

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knew his name, but it was the funniest thing. And

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he goes, this is where Cybernett gets pissed when we

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blow up those cars. This is the genesis of their

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war against Matt.

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Speaker 3: All your faces right now.

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Speaker 2: But my favorite thing is how they're all lined up

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like a nice presentation right there.

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Speaker 3: There's just all like that, like all the bricks and

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then all the way mos lined up nicely for.

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Speaker 2: All the bricks and way moos. Bro. That sounds like

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a great country living bricks and way mos anyways, So.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it does kind of sound like Turks and Keicos

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where we're the number one?

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Speaker 2: Are we still? Dude?

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Speaker 3: I'm sure tour to like the three bars on the beach.

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Speaker 2: We'll just saw on the beach beg some Turks and.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, all this footage. So there's all this footage,

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and I think I don't think there's as many There

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are as many people on the in the streets as

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I show. But have you noticed Well you.

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Speaker 2: Called it, Johnny, didn't you say when we we we

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had an Eddie Bravo episode, just drop we got into it.

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But I think you said it. They're all media people.

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Speaker 3: That's what I was about to say. Yeah, is that

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you look around and is just a line of people

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all with cameras. Although they're more journalists, there are just

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as many journalists as there are a protests.

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Speaker 2: All these great shots. It's just so ridiculous, dude. It's

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like you are. It's like, listen, dude, you go you

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on team people or team fed, always team people, always

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team people.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Do I think it's right that they should be grabbing

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people at certain moments, ripping them from the fan? I

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do not. Okay, is this the first president to depour people? No? No,

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not even he's not putting close numbers to the guys

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before him.

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Speaker 3: He's just doing it with a little more.

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Speaker 2: It's just a difference between him and the rest of

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them is that the media has told you to hate them,

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and you just listen to these people. And there are

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people I love. I mean, I absolutely love them. I

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do not know if they love me back based on

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my politics. But that's okay, Daddy said. Any where. It's

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like I can love you and you don't have to

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love me back. I'm okay with that, okay. But the

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things that these white progressives are saying on the internet,

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these white it's so dumb because and listen, dude, I

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am always on team people, always, even if I think

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they're being manipulated, Right, I prefer the people. Now, we've

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had within the last we'll say nine years, we've had

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some situations, right, So we'll go through BLM January sixth,

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COVID LA riots. Now, if you study progressives, they flip

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flop on all those all the time. Right. So the

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BLM people were freedom fighters. Yes, the January sixth people

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are insurrections. The COVID people are are trying to keep

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people safe. Right. And then now the the the uh.

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The LA Riders are just fighting for freedom.

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Speaker 3: They're like the new George Washington's even though they're sorry guys,

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baby AIGs so.

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Speaker 2: And it's all depends on where where the government stands

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on that that they decide who is right and wrong. Okay.

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My whole thing is like I can study all those

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and go, where's the hidden hand in it? That's my problem.

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There's they're all agent provocateurs. Now all this ship's coming out,

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Johnny about all these craiglist heads. Have you seen this?

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I have yea for someone to get rough And it's

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very weird that a LA Rider advertisement and a BDSM

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gay man advertisement sound exactly alike. Looking for a rough

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guy and afraid to fight, won't give up, take a

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punish it. It is really a are you looking for

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an insurrectionist for a gay gay lover? I can't tell

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here it is right here?

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Speaker 3: Okay, now you know, take it for what it's worth.

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Anybody can post it Craigslist. Obviously, I could be satire

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who knows looking for the toughest bad asses in the

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city Los Angeles. Ye, seeking extremely tough, brave men for

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a new crew. I'm building. Compensation is sixty five hundred

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to twelve five hundred per week. We are forming a

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select team of the toughest dudes in the area. This

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unit will be activated only when the situation demands it,

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but you get paid every week, whether you're taken it

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up the ass or nine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so crazy.

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Speaker 3: High pressure, high risk, no room for hesitation. We need

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individuals who do not break panic or fold under stress,

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and are basically all around kick ass dudes. Physical strength, speed, conditioning,

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it's all important, but meant mental toughness is everything. If

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you're not the biggest gay guy in the room, but

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you're the one people follow when things go bad, that's

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who we're looking for. And it just goes on like

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that forever, bonus experience, military, etcetera. Right, it's so crazy, right, yeah, yeah,

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it's insane. Well, and then you have Okay, here's here's

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to me that people are missing the point of what's happening.

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So Laura Lumer goes on Twitter. Oh, it says the

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dumbest right wing activity.

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Speaker 2: Traction off that nine hundred thousand views.

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Speaker 3: So she goes on Twitter, right, and I'll try to

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find your tweeter. Yeah, Laura Lomer says, time to deploy

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polunteer to Los Angeles to deal with the illegals. You

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know you'd love to see it. You're lying if you

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say you wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: And I say, I go up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And Sam says there's no coming back from this tweet,

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and you're absolutely right, And she says, I don't care.

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I'd say it again. I don't care if pollunteer tech

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surveils jihatis and illegals. I want them all out of

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my country. Do you really think we're going to mass

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deport sixty five million people without advanced technology? Are you

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that naive? Remove every single one? And you responded, enjoy

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the free fall. Now here's how you know that. Everybody

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in the media they're missing the point because if you

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type in Laura Lumer right now, these are the stories

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that come up. Nothing about that. It's all about her

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calling AOC chunky yeah, and all the stories are that.

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Speaker 2: Is that crazy? They find pictures of Laura Lumer in

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the same dress with a giant cummy Tommy, Oh really, yeah?

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Speaker 3: So she called her a porky Porto rican as as you.

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Speaker 2: Oh minded, dude, I like she's entering her thick lawt teenage.

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Who cares I don't even think she's that fa she's annoying.

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Speaker 3: You know, her big Their boobs have gotten bigger too.

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Speaker 2: Everyone keeps hoping she's pregnant for some reason. New York

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is not for sale. New York is not for sale.

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They want this bitch runs so bad she had had.

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The only person that has a chance is Tulsea Gabbert

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because you can stand, you can Democrat. You're fine with

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her voice. It's the only one. She has a phone

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sex voice, and you're like, yes, anything else sounds like

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your wife grinding you. But isn't it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, for all the I mean, nobody's focused on

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that except for Sam Tripoli of course.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean there's the guys who they always get

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called the black pills. They've been on our show. They're

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the one calling it out.

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Speaker 1: But Laura Lumer.

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Speaker 2: I don't even hate Laura Lumer. I think she's a

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Zionus weirdoot. But sometimes she has some good points. But

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this is the end of it, dude, you can't come

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back from this, Laura. Have you watched Terminator, the Matrix

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Judge Dread what was the hairson Ford one? Not sling

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Blade Blade Runner. They told us this is happening. Why

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are you calling for.

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Speaker 3: It's so dude, and it's just this issue. It's got

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people divided along exactly the wrong lines. The right wingers

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should be the ones that are most vociferously against this

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kind of surveillance. Again, the anti surveillance state people, they

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should all be against this because it's this immigration thing.

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Speaker 2: And then these idiots are like, well about your iPhone,

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I choose to be on, that's my consent. Like do

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you like getting a camera speeding ticket? Well you didn't.

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You know, you weren't speeding, but because of the angles

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they got you rolling through a red light. That's how

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I beat it. I hit my I had to fight it.

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I hit my fucking break at the last second. Then

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he goes, don't tell anybody. I go, what do you mean,

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don't tell anybody? I just fucking beat you.

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Speaker 3: Wait, don't tell anybody? What what do you mean that

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I won?

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Speaker 2: This is Sam triple A's traffic court.

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Speaker 3: Who said don't tell anything.

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Speaker 2: The guy that we were deliberating, like before I went

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in front of the judge, I had to go in

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front of somebody else and he had to show me

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the video and I go, bang, I just hit the

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brake right there, the video stops. You don't know if

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I go anywhere because it's just money grab. So like Johnny,

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you could be on your iPhone scam and he told

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you not to tell him. Yeah, don't say anything that,

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But I go, dude, as soon as I leave him

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talking to everybody, Okay, So that's that.

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Speaker 3: By the way, another instance of Sam Tripley's traffic cord.

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Speaker 2: This has been Sam Tripoli's traffic cord. So anyways, I

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go on this crazy. So like Johnny, let's say you

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just you got it. You gotta get cross street quick

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and there's no traffic and you're way down from the

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crosswalk and you just draw across. Yeah, and there's a

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camera bag. You get a ticket. Oh it's jaywalk. That's

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what we're not talking iPhones. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well it's also dude, I mean A Minority Report was

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so far ahead of his time, that Spielberg movie, because

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it was it showed it didn't just show what that

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society is gonna be like, but it showed how worn

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down people are, of how used to it people were,

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because remember those little spiders that would just they come

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in under your door and everybody there's two people in

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that movie having sex and they just pause for a

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second so that thing can scan their eyes and move on.

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That's what it's coming to. They're normalizing it, dude. When

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once they've gotten this to ask, people like Laura Luber,

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who should be on the front lines against this shah

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are asking for it.

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Speaker 2: She got her Lady Dick kicked in, and that tweet

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just kicked in, dude, and then you have it like

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the naivety like she has. She has literal balls telling

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me that I am naive when you think that this

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Orwellian technology is just gonna be used on Jaehattist and illegals,

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Like how I mean, like, you're not that dumb?

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Speaker 3: Learn nothing from the Patriot.

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Speaker 2: Laura Lumer. You're not that dumb. You've gotten pretty far

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in your life. We know you're not that dumb. So

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you're either naive and you're too old for that. Okay,

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you're either dumb and you've gotten too far to be that,

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or you're lying. What do you think she's lying? She

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knows exactly, Like.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so you think she's on the side of the

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big state, like surveillance states, because who's running it? Only

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for now though, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But that that's not what they understand. Everybody hates fascism

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when it comes after their people. Everyone's fine with fascism,

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like she is, what's going after the Jihadis and the

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and the illegals, Like it's so naive, Like the dude,

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she's exactly like the the the uh, the people who

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are demanding everybody get the you know, and they're like,

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you know, it's for the good of the whole. You're like, well,

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what happened to my body? My choice? This is I

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had a friend of mine who I love. She goes,

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this is different. I go, no, it's not. And you

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know it, you just don't like it. So that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: And you have now this weird dynamic between the state

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and municipal officials in California and La Karen Bass and

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Newcombe have kind of set up themselves against Donald Trump.

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And so you have Tom Holman, the borders are I

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love that we have anything called a tzar. By the way,

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I mean, why do we have that Russian term being

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used in our lexicon threatening to arrest you know, Newsom

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and Bass, et cetera. Stupid add So Tom Holman goes on,

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I can't believe Jesse Waters is hosting a showing fox.

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I mean he does some funny stuff, but where was

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he before he was like Bill O'Reilly's stooge on the streets,

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you know, the man on the street stuff.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you work your way up. Yeah, I know,

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probably got clapped by Diddy.

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Speaker 3: He just seems like a dick.

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Speaker 4: Huh.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Tom Homan, this is him threatening essentially Karen Bass

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and Newsom with arrest and then I'll play Nusom's response

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for have.

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Speaker 5: A borderer, we don't. We either have laws or we don't.

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Either have a country or we don't. It's time to

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choose a side. Borders are Tom Holman is here now,

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mister Homan, what happened over the weekend here?

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Speaker 6: Well, you said exactly right. I came in Wednesday to

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kick off an operation on Friday, and it was a

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criminal operations search warrants several places of business they were

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involved in money laundering, tax evasion and customers for alid

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bring in Oldy the camera, so fucking cam seventeen million

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dollars of terror taxes and it's a bigger part of

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a bigger investigation have to do with money flowing to Mexico.

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Idiot that fund the cartels, the drug cartels.

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Speaker 3: So we were everybody on TV community criminal.

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Speaker 6: Search warrants, and that's when the protests started. And as

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you said, early outside this rest breaking forty illegal aliens

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working with these business I mean, what is it? Also

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arrested significant criminal public safety trade. You mentioned that several rapists,

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child sexual predators, people wanted that committee.

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Speaker 3: That's the I just don't understand if you're out because

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a lot of these people being deported right now, they're criminals. Yeah,

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if you're a criminal.

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Speaker 2: You gotta go, Johnny to the progressive left that are

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insulated from real world problems, it doesn't matter. I'm seeing

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people I love with all my heart, some of the

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funniest people I fucking know, getting mad at Ice and

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not getting mad at Karen Bass, who is one year

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has torched this fucking town, Like I don't even if

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you don't think, even if you don't think it's her fault,

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which it is, she has been instrumental in all that.

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Mike Bens just came out and said she's second command

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in a CIA cut out and that guy's got a

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kill rate of one thousand percent. So even but let's

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say you don't believe it, is it's happened at her watch.

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At what point do you go we need a new coach.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's funny, we need new coach totally. Yeah, it

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just keeps happening. Well, dude, and she, I mean, she's

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just so, she's she's made. She turns your stomach the

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way she talks about it too, in this kind.

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Speaker 2: Of like she's deliberate.

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Speaker 3: She's like a double speaker. You know, you just can't

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trust she's squirrel deliberate.

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Speaker 2: It's squirreling and like, and dude, this Gavin's news scum.

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It's just a scumbag. He's trying to use this for

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political game. Well I got it.

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Speaker 3: He's going to talk about arrest of the Sift violence

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and one was a penetrational Like what's this guy doing?

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Just doing doughnuts around the Jaguars.

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Speaker 2: Men and women like it is insane to me.

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Speaker 6: Much safer America should have been thinking.

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Speaker 2: I started driving around in America protesting the government with

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a foreign country's flag. Yeah, now I feel the same

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way when I see our politicians with Israeli flags. Of course,

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not specific to Mexico, No, I love Mexican. I was

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just yeah, I talked about last time. Mexicans are great.

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Speaker 3: Look at that there's ten Mexican flags, one American flag

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upside down out there.

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Speaker 2: And this is all. This is all collateral damage. This

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is all, this is all they want. Watch g Edgar Griffin,

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g Edgar Griffin's Capitalist Conspiracy. You will understand everything happening

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right now. It's all Well.

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Speaker 3: I heard was one of our guests on Facebook say

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that they wonder if this is them cleaning out La

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ahead of the Olympics, like just clearing the streets.

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Speaker 2: But dude, everything's everything is a leading up to fifteen

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min cities.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at all those police cars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But the question is Johnny like a general.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, this is him talking about Okay, so he threatened

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Karen Bass and knew somewhere the rest.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't understand how no one's going care and

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you gotta go. Sorry. I like you, but you've been

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like an absolute train wreck as a mayor. The fired

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is the good thing. She's done nothing. Now they're a

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little homelessnesses seems a little better. Dude, she's her on

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her watch. These people been looting the homeless fun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy and now it's so newsom he comes

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in and here's what. Here's here's his response to the

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threat that we didn't play because that guy talked too much.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 7: Man, it's again sober and serious moment.

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Speaker 4: Meanwhile, can I just add you know, and this is

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why I told the president just just get it over with,

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arrest me, move on. If he needs some head to scalp,

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do it with me. But stop messing with these kids.

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Stop messing with four year olds, kids in elementary school.

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Speaker 2: The guy who's making everyone give a regime, Dude, this

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guy's a put kids out of school. Listen, you really

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want to hurt, You want to hurt Gavin Newsom. Go

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give his podcast a one star review. Go give it

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a one star review. Let's just bottom out that motherfucker

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he put he didn't like kids go to school. You

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didn't like kids go choges. You don't allow parents have

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said for the people, they're all about body autonomy. You

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don't apply that to children.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they care a lot about the babies when

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they're inside of you, But once they're outside of you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy and both sides.

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Speaker 4: Graduations down here, kids are not going in their own graduations.

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Speaker 2: Families, grandparents, a lot of hypogrd. Dude, this guy lives

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in a bubble of stupid, bazy. He's a bubble of

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stupid and Jude, have you seen what Antonio Brown's been

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talking about ab Yeah? What they laid pipe on his

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wife on Newsome's Way. Yeah, and she squirts, Oh, I

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gotta find that. It's so great.

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Speaker 3: You have the craziest fact.

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Speaker 7: Statisfying to a graduation.

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Speaker 2: I can't go much longer walk, I'm sick.

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Speaker 7: Guys, It's not just home deposts getting their car washed.

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We have incidences. I didn't believe it because.

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Speaker 2: I stop at stop. I can't go stop stop. Like, dude,

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you wind the people's rest you sent people in to

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shut down. Dude, Mom and pop restaurants have closed down

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with you in charge, Generational business is.

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Speaker 3: Gone, wiped off the map.

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Speaker 2: God, Like, dude, you're crazy. You're such a flip flopper.

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But the problem is you don't realize that we know it.

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And the only people you're getting for the people whose

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house is burnt down so they don't even got a

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place to say anymore.

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Speaker 3: So here's the story about Antonio Brown's from a Daily

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Mail x NFL star Antonio Brown has waited into the

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ongoing LA riots cause crisis by claiming he had an

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affair with the wife of California Governor Gavin Newsom, and

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his latest social media bombshell, Brown sent a message to

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Newsom simply claiming, I had sex with your wife. Gavin,

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you are as ally spells You're there. Brown then went

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on to reply to a series of messages he received

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in response, with one telling them should be taking care

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of his kids, to which he commented, thanks for the advice, dude,

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and then uh. He also made some vulgar comments this

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must be the squirting. Yeah, the squirting that they're not

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afraid to bring up here. Brown social media outburstus just

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the latest controversy to surround the ex Tampa Bay Buccaneers star.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, that's that guy piked everybody. Do you ever see

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the video of him fucking punching the munchkin in Saudi

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Arabia pool? Yes? Yeah, I mean, dude, that that is

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a level of crazy. She's hot, yeah, dude's yeah, I

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don't care. You're married to the devil. Bro, you lose

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fifty points with me.

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Speaker 3: You're negative, really, but that doesn't to get his wife

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doesn't add anything for.

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Speaker 2: You to No, No, Antonio is a champion. He's the winner.

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You won the Internet.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to follow Antonio Brown either.

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Speaker 2: Dog do with that giant and a conda b side,

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just banging the sides like it's a water log game.

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Speaker 3: It's like throwing a hot dog in all the way right,

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I'm just going up and down.

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Speaker 2: Slash, slush, slush.

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Speaker 3: He threw a baseball bat in the pencil sharpener.

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Speaker 2: It's is not gonna work, Johnny, Can we get into

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Speaker 2: All right, so real quick, I'm really under the weather,

489
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,759
but I didn't want to cancel him because he's one

490
00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:29,039
of my favorite comics. He came in, crushed it. The

491
00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:32,799
guy's a The guy's putting up insane numbers as specials.

492
00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:35,599
He's got three in the can. Dude, how crazy is

493
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,519
That's crazy? All right? Man, enjoyed this at this interview

494
00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:40,920
with at least seek. All right, let's get into a

495
00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:42,960
very excited to have this guy on Johnny out here

496
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,359
a little late. He's probably gonna get fired after the show.

497
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,000
So we're starting at nine there's a bunch of illegals

498
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,240
downtown people looking for.

499
00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:53,039
Speaker 3: Jobs, so we're starting at nine pm.

500
00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 2: But very excited to have you on. Man, I've watched

501
00:26:56,519 --> 00:26:59,559
you from a long time from Afar, like I just

502
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,400
love I love comedy and I love watching people do comedy.

503
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,000
And like Johnny, you don't say this guy's got twelve specials,

504
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:10,640
He's got three in the can. That's Doug Stanope numbers rights. Yeah,

505
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:12,880
please don't have to show El Sadik. How are you, buddy?

506
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 1: You doing, man, I'm doing well.

507
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 2: Honored to have you on, Dude, I've been watching you

508
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:20,200
from Afar. I love your style. I think, uh, I

509
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,799
think storytelling is the highest form of stand up comedy

510
00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:25,880
where in like you know, I just put out two

511
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,839
CrowdWork specials because I can do it. But I really

512
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,079
love Yeah, it's like I got the superpower. I find

513
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,319
it somewhat annoying sometimes because I think it's taken over.

514
00:27:36,039 --> 00:27:39,279
But the real like, the real stuff is telling a

515
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,880
story like and I kind of discovered that from Ari Shpear.

516
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,440
And the reason I bring up Ari's because I asked

517
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,559
allR who told the best stories on This is not

518
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,440
happening and he said you you were the best. So

519
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,799
I've always like, after he told me that, I started

520
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,000
watching you and I think it's great. So for those

521
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,960
who may not be familiar with you, can you tell

522
00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:57,559
us just a little bit about yourself from where they

523
00:27:57,559 --> 00:27:59,839
can find you, like promote your special.

524
00:27:59,599 --> 00:28:03,599
Speaker 8: Yeah, you can go on Ali Sadiq dot com and

525
00:28:04,839 --> 00:28:06,960
go down the rabbit hole, you know, to a dates

526
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:12,039
and new specials. The my two sons out right now.

527
00:28:12,079 --> 00:28:19,000
But you can go back and watch what's that Domino Effect?

528
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:24,559
The four part series of Domino Effects, and yeah, that's

529
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:25,880
that's pretty much me.

530
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 2: That's a gorgeous website. Dude. I always watch you. I'm like,

531
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:36,160
that's gorgeous. You know. I love it, dude, I love it.

532
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,319
I love everything you're doing. One of your you know,

533
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:42,119
one of my favorite jokes of yours is your Father's

534
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,759
Day joke, which is like, I think every dad relates

535
00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:49,880
to that because we're we're coming into Father's Day and

536
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,000
nobody's talking about it. Of course there's riots going on,

537
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:56,599
but nobody's talking about it. Nobody cares. And the fact

538
00:28:56,599 --> 00:29:02,039
that like ourbor day is more celebrated then dad's days.

539
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,440
It's such a well written joke. Man, it's such a well.

540
00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:10,319
Speaker 8: That's crazy that it comes up every Father's Day. Yeah,

541
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,720
never thought I would have something that, you know that

542
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,359
I shot that what two thousand and fourteen or thirteen,

543
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:20,400
something of that nature, and it comes up every Father's Day.

544
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 2: It's a perfect joke. It's a perfect joke. Now, Johnny,

545
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,680
who's going to be here, probably not after a show,

546
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,000
but he's going to be the only kid. But you

547
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,039
tell me you have a great Patrick Ewing story.

548
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a part of the specials that I'm shooting

549
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:40,480
in February, which is I don't know why I keep

550
00:29:41,119 --> 00:29:45,920
forgetting the name of what I titled this special, but

551
00:29:46,079 --> 00:29:50,079
it's kind of like I'm doing a special based on

552
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,559
all the people who I've gotten into. Oh it's called Conflict.

553
00:29:54,119 --> 00:29:55,160
So oh that's great.

554
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,279
Speaker 2: That's a great name.

555
00:29:56,519 --> 00:29:59,759
Speaker 8: That you know, I've gotten into it over the years

556
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,920
with you know, so Patrick Ewing is that.

557
00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:06,039
Speaker 1: I told this story on.

558
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 8: Carmelo Anthony's podcast Live Live in Brooklyn, Seven People in Brooklyn.

559
00:30:14,319 --> 00:30:18,640
Patrick is favorite player been I've been a Nick fan

560
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,839
before he got there, but I definitely was definitely locked

561
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:28,119
into the Knicks because of Patrick Ewing. He came from

562
00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:29,400
you know, Georgetown.

563
00:30:29,519 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Paranoya bro I love. I grew up in Syracuse area,

564
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:34,960
and I.

565
00:30:35,079 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 8: Love, Wait a minute, you grew up in Syracuse and

566
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,119
you was with the Hoyat.

567
00:30:40,119 --> 00:30:43,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. I had Sherman Douglas, the floor general.

568
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,119
Speaker 2: Billy Owens. That might have been a little bit after ewing,

569
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,200
but Rodnie Cyclad, Derek.

570
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: Coleman, and Derrick Coleman was awesome.

571
00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 2: Yea, he was awesome.

572
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,799
Speaker 8: And I'm like, as a player and a human being, like,

573
00:30:56,359 --> 00:30:59,079
you know, he took care of like his whole neighborhood

574
00:30:59,359 --> 00:30:59,960
something like that.

575
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: You know. It was dope, man, he was definitely.

576
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: My dad used to teach her a high school and

577
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,480
there's one girl there that was so gorgeous. She was

578
00:31:08,599 --> 00:31:10,799
just shouldn't be from upstate New York, you know. She

579
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,519
was like a Miami ten. And one day she comes

580
00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:15,839
up she goes, guess what I got you? Uh? I

581
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,400
got you Derek Coleman autograph. I'm like, what did you

582
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,400
have to do to get it? You know? But he was.

583
00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:26,680
There was a kid in my class. His name was

584
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:31,960
Bosco Spivey, and Bosco was cousins with Derek Coleman. And

585
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,480
this guy really oh yeah, he could ball, and they

586
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,319
wanted him to go play older, but he just wanted

587
00:31:37,319 --> 00:31:39,319
to hang out with his friends. And then he just

588
00:31:39,359 --> 00:31:41,720
disappeared from school. He's like, I'm gonna go somewhere. He

589
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,200
was only black people here. It was just a white people.

590
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: Upstate New York. Syracuse.

591
00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:55,839
Speaker 8: I think Albany is the only show that I canceled

592
00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:01,039
on last year's tour because of not doing great numbers there.

593
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

594
00:32:02,279 --> 00:32:03,359
Speaker 1: I just didn't want.

595
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: To I'd have to cancel my whole entire.

596
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,759
Speaker 8: I just didn't want to do and so I did Syracuse,

597
00:32:11,839 --> 00:32:15,640
and then everybody from already their ball tickets. After we canceled,

598
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,200
they just came to Buffalo snaps, which was which was

599
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,119
great because I love I love, But that's the home

600
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,559
of Rick James. Can it not be a great city.

601
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,359
Speaker 2: It's sneaky, it's sneaky good. There's all this technology going

602
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:29,960
on there too.

603
00:32:30,079 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: You know what's the crazy thing about Buffalo.

604
00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 8: You when you go somewhere, you figure out or you

605
00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:38,240
find out about what they have going on. They do

606
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:43,599
the largest June teenth celebration in the country.

607
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,279
Speaker 2: I was like, in Buffalo, in Buffalo.

608
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 8: In Buffalo, damn it's like, I know, our June teenth

609
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:55,440
in Houston, it's crazy. But Buffalo I went while I

610
00:32:55,519 --> 00:33:00,480
was there. What it was, I don't even know how

611
00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:02,839
many blocks it was.

612
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,519
Speaker 1: Oh really it was so many. It was so many. Man,

613
00:33:06,559 --> 00:33:07,400
it was insane.

614
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,759
Speaker 8: And I was like, yo, so y'all celebrate Junet Like

615
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,960
he's like, man, this is the biggest event that we have,

616
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,880
and then you you I'm out there in it, and

617
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,240
I was like, yeah.

618
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:21,119
Speaker 1: This is this is bigger than in Houston. This is

619
00:33:21,839 --> 00:33:22,519
it's definitely big.

620
00:33:23,839 --> 00:33:28,119
Speaker 8: And it happened in right in Houston, having in Galveston,

621
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,000
Like how they beating us in Buffalo.

622
00:33:31,359 --> 00:33:35,759
Speaker 2: That's very weird, right, that's very weird. What is the

623
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:40,880
Black Christmas? What is that? Kwanza Quansa? Do you do Kwansa?

624
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes?

625
00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:42,519
Speaker 2: What is it?

626
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:47,319
Speaker 8: When I when I remember it's the African on holidays,

627
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:53,119
it's basically upon you know, family unity. Then you like candles,

628
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,440
you know, just like you know, I think the Jewish

629
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,400
house that they like candles. Yeah, yeah, but you know,

630
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,559
it's a pretty strong holiday. But I don't think we

631
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:05,839
it hasn't caught on.

632
00:34:07,319 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 2: Don't people seen to celebrated are like white people on MSNBC.

633
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,199
Speaker 8: It's like, you know, I gotta remember because I don't

634
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,320
celebrate Christmas.

635
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just don't know.

636
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,639
Speaker 2: You don't Christmas? Why I don't.

637
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 1: I don't believe.

638
00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:30,519
Speaker 8: First of all, I didn't believe in lyne to my kids, yo, man,

639
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:34,119
I worked very hard to get gifts for y'all. Some

640
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:38,960
fat white guys breaking in our house putting down gifts.

641
00:34:39,039 --> 00:34:41,719
Just ain't really what I want to teach them. You know,

642
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:46,960
I don't believe in any of the like the tooth fairy.

643
00:34:47,079 --> 00:34:48,960
My kids know that I'm the tooth fairy. We have

644
00:34:49,039 --> 00:34:54,000
a whole situation that I've set up with them. They

645
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,880
teeth come out. The rules are, you can hide the

646
00:34:58,039 --> 00:35:03,559
tooth anywhere in your bed and I have to find it.

647
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,719
But I can't wake you up if I'm trying to

648
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:13,199
get the tooth. So I if you wake up, then

649
00:35:13,199 --> 00:35:15,039
I got to give you double the money that I.

650
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: Was going to you know, pay Oh really, oh man.

651
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,880
And my kids go to the extreme.

652
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 8: And one of my oldest daughter, I remember looking for

653
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,480
her tooth and then I looked and she had on socks.

654
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,239
I was like, she don't go to bed in socks.

655
00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:34,239
So I pulled her sock off and the tooth was

656
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,360
in the side. Wow, And I put the ten dollars

657
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,079
in her sock. I took the tooth ten dollars in

658
00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:43,079
a sock, and she woke up with ten dollars sock.

659
00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:45,199
She was like, man, I thought I was gonna get

660
00:35:45,199 --> 00:35:45,920
twenty dollars.

661
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 2: How old is she?

662
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,599
Speaker 1: She's twenty six now, So.

663
00:35:49,519 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 2: You got thirty one year old or thirty two year old,

664
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,400
thirty one and you got twenty six, twenty six and

665
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,039
you have a five year old.

666
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 8: Fourteen twelve, twelve, teen eleven, nine.

667
00:36:06,519 --> 00:36:11,679
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. Seven, that's four. You're only doing odds.

668
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:16,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. Four is a crazy person? Why she's just crazy?

669
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,199
Speaker 8: A Nia is insane? Like this is I bought a

670
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,400
I bought a Bentley because of Ania. Really she's very

671
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:33,800
high class. I was getting my my escalade service and

672
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,559
when they was doing that, so that was gonna take

673
00:36:35,559 --> 00:36:37,519
a while. So we just walked over to the dealership

674
00:36:37,559 --> 00:36:42,400
next to the Cawac dealership and she saw this potaga

675
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,280
and she was like, that is that's nice? And so

676
00:36:46,679 --> 00:36:49,599
I got the keys to look at it. And she

677
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,519
set in the back and clicked her seatbolty in and

678
00:36:53,639 --> 00:36:56,920
looked at me and said I'll take it, and like,

679
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,239
you can't even drive, So I bought it. And that's

680
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,360
what she likes to get dropped off at school.

681
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 2: Then now when she turned sixteen, does she get to

682
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:06,800
drive that?

683
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, she can have it.

684
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah that's great.

685
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:13,639
Speaker 1: She's sixteen.

686
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 8: I'll be what seventy, I'm not you can have it?

687
00:37:21,079 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, what are you gonna do with it? Yeah?

688
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,760
I got ran off the road yesterday by a sixteen

689
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,000
year old in a Lamborghini. Wow, I'm like, man, your

690
00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:34,239
parents are doing well. They gave me that car to drive. Man, unbelievable,

691
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,039
not even paying attention to the road.

692
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 1: What.

693
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, Yeah, my fourteen year old son. I don't think

694
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:41,840
he's gonna get a Lamba.

695
00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:43,199
Speaker 2: You could get it.

696
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,679
Speaker 8: I may get him a.

697
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,159
Speaker 1: Super Rue, they get.

698
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 2: A Saturn, get him a lesbian car.

699
00:37:53,559 --> 00:37:54,599
Speaker 1: Pin Egg Sunfire.

700
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 2: Respect.

701
00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:56,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

702
00:37:56,639 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 2: Now you call she's a little you said, the one

703
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,559
who's a little what was the word you described her?

704
00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:01,239
A little crazy?

705
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: That's what she's a mad girl.

706
00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 2: She's a mad girl. I'm kinda I'm kind of now

707
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,559
trying to come to that to that nice space where

708
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:13,920
it's like you talk about your kids and you're kind

709
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,079
of real about them, but you don't want them to

710
00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:18,320
see it and then be like, oh, you hate me

711
00:38:18,519 --> 00:38:22,000
or you don't respect me. Do you ever worry about that? Nah,

712
00:38:22,079 --> 00:38:23,719
You're just like I call it like I see it.

713
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: I call it like I see it. Like my kids know.

714
00:38:26,519 --> 00:38:29,199
Speaker 8: It's like yo, I'm because I'm saying the things to

715
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,239
them before I even do it on stage.

716
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, you you're a psychopan.

717
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, And at some point they know I'm gonna say this.

718
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,440
You know, Hassan is very He's a bougie kid. Like

719
00:38:42,519 --> 00:38:45,280
I posted something on Instagram on him there I said,

720
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,599
this is my favorite person to go eat with. And

721
00:38:48,639 --> 00:38:53,559
he's eating char char grill, char Broider oysters and he's fortunes.

722
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: This is this, this is life.

723
00:38:55,639 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 8: I knew he was different when we was at a

724
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,639
restaurant and he made me feel like I was the adult.

725
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:05,159
And we were at this restaurant called Papaos and he

726
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:10,199
stopped the waitress and it was like, pardon me, how

727
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:14,559
is this real octopus? And I was like, girl, I

728
00:39:14,599 --> 00:39:17,159
act the buss get here. Just got back from Spain

729
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,320
with my with my mom. And he was like, yo, no,

730
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,679
it's it's you out of taste it. It's wonderful. And

731
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,480
I was like, no, I'm good, And I was like, man,

732
00:39:25,519 --> 00:39:27,559
can I have some calamari fried Haut?

733
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 2: That's got to feel good?

734
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, definitely he has a strong palette.

735
00:39:35,159 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 2: Do you find I like something that I've done is

736
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,039
like try to not stop the generational trauma of like

737
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,679
shit you went through? Do you did you try to

738
00:39:44,679 --> 00:39:45,239
do any of that?

739
00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 8: I don't think I had to try. They just they

740
00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:51,679
they're not growing up like I did, and I don't

741
00:39:51,679 --> 00:39:55,800
want them to. Like, man, look, listen, you you have

742
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,760
very supportive father. You can do anything you want to do.

743
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:07,440
So the how my kids operate, they man play whatever

744
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,400
sports you feel, dude, but you're gonna learn different languages.

745
00:40:12,599 --> 00:40:18,559
You're gonna be fluent in different languages. You They homeschooled,

746
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:25,280
so they have a different educational balance than I did.

747
00:40:25,599 --> 00:40:28,280
And they don't have a lot of distractions, you know.

748
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,559
And I'm trying to be very present even though I'm on.

749
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,280
Speaker 2: The road every week.

750
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 8: Every week I'm on the road, you know. So I'm

751
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,880
taking off in July.

752
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,079
Speaker 2: That's a good time take off. I took off May.

753
00:40:43,159 --> 00:40:45,519
If I could do it again, I do probably June

754
00:40:45,599 --> 00:40:49,840
and July because it's so it's just everyone's outside.

755
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:55,599
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think that next year I'm gonna do July

756
00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:01,199
and August. So because when I come back from July,

757
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,639
I go into the club for the next month, because

758
00:41:06,079 --> 00:41:09,239
a theater and the clubs are two different.

759
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,639
Speaker 2: Monsters, two different monsters.

760
00:41:11,119 --> 00:41:13,119
Speaker 8: And I don't want to be raggedy in the theater.

761
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,840
I can be raggedy, and I got six got six

762
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:16,599
tries at it.

763
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,679
Speaker 2: So, oh, sure you're going to film in the club.

764
00:41:19,119 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: No, I'm a film in a theater.

765
00:41:21,159 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 8: But I had to get my I had to get

766
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,840
my stuff back together, my time and back together once

767
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,519
I come back from because when I shut down, I'm

768
00:41:29,519 --> 00:41:35,840
not like other comics. I'm not thinking about comedy for

769
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,559
the month that I'm off, like I don't want to.

770
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,960
I don't want to do no podcasts, I don't want

771
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,960
to do no interviews. I don't want to I don't

772
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,440
want to talk about comedy. I just I'm just over it.

773
00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 1: For July.

774
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 8: I just want to spend time with my family and

775
00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:54,559
just don't think about anything because I'm already gonna be

776
00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:57,679
going through this with withdrawal of thinking that I have

777
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,679
to be somewhere and that's the first week.

778
00:42:02,079 --> 00:42:04,119
Speaker 1: Week and a half. It's the.

779
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,559
Speaker 8: Oh, I don't have a show, and I done got

780
00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:12,000
dressed before, like literally.

781
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,159
Speaker 2: Getting ready for a stage.

782
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,599
Speaker 8: I'm off and I'm in shining and taking my three

783
00:42:18,599 --> 00:42:21,559
o'clock nap, you know, I take a nap before at

784
00:42:21,599 --> 00:42:24,599
three o'clock every every show day, three o'clock, I'm going

785
00:42:24,639 --> 00:42:28,880
to bed, and I just want to be off and

786
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,840
not think about it.

787
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 2: Do you ever think you're gonna run out stories or

788
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,280
are you constantly living news stories?

789
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 8: Constantly living That's me too, so I don't think I

790
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,320
can run out of Do you have to go out.

791
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,519
Speaker 2: And experience shit or does it come to you?

792
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,159
Speaker 1: Things happen? You know.

793
00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 8: I just shot a special called The Dog, and it's

794
00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:53,360
about the relationship between me and this dog that I

795
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,599
did not want that I have a cane course on,

796
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,360
so he is.

797
00:42:59,599 --> 00:43:01,199
Speaker 1: He was definitely I was definitely.

798
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:05,159
Speaker 8: Opposed to him, definitely a posed. I did not want him,

799
00:43:05,559 --> 00:43:11,079
and he ended up being my dog. He's actually my dog.

800
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:15,840
He's not the family's dog, boy, he's my dog and he,

801
00:43:16,159 --> 00:43:19,920
you know, we have a great relationship. And I just

802
00:43:20,039 --> 00:43:25,599
did an hour twenty about the relationship. So I'm still, man,

803
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,079
that is awesome.

804
00:43:27,679 --> 00:43:31,599
Speaker 2: That's unbelievable because I remember I was in Awesome Ray

805
00:43:31,679 --> 00:43:34,920
after you played the Creak in the Cave and everybody

806
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,159
was buzzing because you did four shows and they were

807
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:41,800
all completely different shows. Yeah, and like now, looking at

808
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,360
your proliferation of your material, I go, that's.

809
00:43:44,119 --> 00:43:47,079
Speaker 8: Incredible, man. I like the Creak in the Cave. That

810
00:43:47,159 --> 00:43:49,000
was a good I had a good time. It was

811
00:43:49,039 --> 00:43:50,800
and it was weird because I was outside.

812
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a weird outside kind of no roof, but

813
00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:55,039
a nice stage.

814
00:43:55,159 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

815
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,519
Speaker 8: But that that was during the pandemic. Now they didne

816
00:43:57,559 --> 00:43:59,519
went inside after I'm gone cause I went.

817
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:00,119
Speaker 1: I went.

818
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 8: Maybe earlier this year just to stop in. I was

819
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,039
in Austin. I was playing a theater there, so I said,

820
00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:09,800
let me go by the Creaking and Cave the day

821
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:14,480
before and they was all inside. Guy named Adam from

822
00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:19,599
Tennessee that was playing there. And I loved that club

823
00:44:21,079 --> 00:44:22,480
Zany's in Nashville.

824
00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: That's a nice club. Nashville is a nice town.

825
00:44:26,519 --> 00:44:34,159
Speaker 8: It is. I ranked them what third and beautiful white girls?

826
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:40,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your number one? Oh man, San Diego, Austin.

827
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,719
Austin's nice Austin's got this like that Sixth Street is

828
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:49,239
like all that, all that humanity as possible from young

829
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,519
white girls, had the world by the balls to like

830
00:44:52,079 --> 00:44:56,320
sci fi homeless people looked like they just escaped the

831
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,239
pod and you're like, dude, yeah, where are you from?

832
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,039
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so they got a

833
00:45:03,039 --> 00:45:07,480
serial killer. Now what Austin has a serial killer? Thirty

834
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,800
eight bodies. They don't acknowledge it. They don't acknowledge it,

835
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,400
but yeah, thirty eight bodies found near a body of water.

836
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,840
Why they they say they drown but there's no.

837
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 3: Water and it's all young dudes.

838
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 8: Oh no, what's I think I've heard that. I think

839
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,800
they think that's a woman that's killing people.

840
00:45:26,119 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called a smiley faced killer.

841
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 1: That's what they call because it's on that.

842
00:45:30,559 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 8: A lot of them are ending up like on this,

843
00:45:32,159 --> 00:45:34,639
like this track or something by this water.

844
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:35,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, the river.

845
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, they think that's a woman.

846
00:45:38,159 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 8: Really yeah, and and I just think it's young guys,

847
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:46,719
all guys. Yeah, yeah, so that would be I'm not

848
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,519
accepting no cookies in Austin, not all.

849
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,559
Speaker 2: I'm sober. I don't even deal with that ship.

850
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,119
Speaker 1: Hey, you won't do you want to have a good time. No,

851
00:45:55,559 --> 00:45:57,880
I'm good. I'm good on good times.

852
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,519
Speaker 2: So yeah, that uh certainly not no Shannon Sharp thing.

853
00:46:02,599 --> 00:46:05,920
And you know all black twitters calling white women uh

854
00:46:06,039 --> 00:46:09,480
snow bunnies and they're danger like watch out. I'm like

855
00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:12,440
white guys are like, yeah, no shit, dude. That's why

856
00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:16,000
we're all demoralized, living with our mothers and jerking off

857
00:46:16,039 --> 00:46:19,880
the Japanese anime is because we're getting fucking wrecked by

858
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,599
these white devils. Dude. You know what I'm saying. It's

859
00:46:23,639 --> 00:46:31,559
like crazy, dude, did we begining demoralized? So this patric

860
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:33,599
quing store I have to hear. He's my favorite, Like

861
00:46:33,639 --> 00:46:38,719
he's affected by stand up, like my stand up. Like

862
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,679
I used to love watching the Georgetown Hoyas go into

863
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,880
the arena and get booed. I used to love that,

864
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,559
and then they've just ripped their hearts out. And like

865
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,440
I remember growing up in other state, New York, and

866
00:46:50,519 --> 00:46:53,280
all I wanted to do is be the first white

867
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:57,519
player to play for John Thomson. You asked my best

868
00:46:57,559 --> 00:46:59,280
friend college, he goes, Dude, you all you want to

869
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,639
do is play for Joe. I was getting cut from

870
00:47:01,679 --> 00:47:04,760
all my teams. And I was like, it's still gonna happen, right,

871
00:47:05,119 --> 00:47:07,880
That's all I wanted to do. I felled. And you

872
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,960
know the reason I became a Knick fan at first.

873
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,519
They're my second team now, but I was a big

874
00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:16,960
Knick fan, you know, because they got Patrick Ewing with

875
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,039
that really weird draft, which was the first draft they'd had,

876
00:47:20,119 --> 00:47:23,559
right so they you know, he uh, they got with

877
00:47:23,639 --> 00:47:27,400
the cold envelope at night. I just loved Patrick Cueing.

878
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,280
I loved the Nicks, and then when they treat him

879
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,159
like shit and they got rid of them. I had

880
00:47:32,199 --> 00:47:34,599
moved to LA at that point and the only thing

881
00:47:34,639 --> 00:47:37,519
I could afford were Clipper tickets, and they were like

882
00:47:37,639 --> 00:47:41,000
ten dollars at the Staple Center and we would go

883
00:47:41,039 --> 00:47:43,400
to watch. The game was so empty, dude, I told

884
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,679
the story before, but it was so empty in the

885
00:47:45,679 --> 00:47:49,639
Staples Center that I was just riding Sean Bradley, just riding.

886
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,239
I'm like, your garbage, dog, your garbage. He was all right.

887
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,840
He got up and he's like, what what did I do?

888
00:47:57,599 --> 00:48:01,599
I didn't think you could hear me, dude, I'm saying, so.

889
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 8: That's crazy. I don't think I've ever yelled at at

890
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,760
a game. And I hated James Harden like.

891
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 2: I hated pay for Houston.

892
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,119
Speaker 8: Yeah, I hated his game, Like, yo, play some freaking defense.

893
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 1: Man just shooting long jump. He was doing good, but.

894
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 8: Man, play defense. Yeah, we could have beat Golden State.

895
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,239
I had season tickets. He's the reason I got rid

896
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,559
of my season tickets. Chris Paul was out there doing

897
00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:34,639
his thing. He was holding everybody. Then he gets injured.

898
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,360
I get injured because he's playing all the damn defense.

899
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:41,239
And he looked at James, He's like, just get me one.

900
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:46,880
I'm leaving one game for you. And man, James Harden

901
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,079
could not. He just wasn't a defensive threat. You could

902
00:48:50,079 --> 00:48:51,000
shoot three pointers.

903
00:48:51,039 --> 00:48:54,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, and the defense of the playoff gets different,

904
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,800
it gets more physical, and he's just used to doing floaters.

905
00:48:58,039 --> 00:48:59,960
He comes in, he floats it up. He floats up.

906
00:49:00,079 --> 00:49:02,320
I can't do that in the in the I mean,

907
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,880
this whole playoffs has been like there bitching. But's never

908
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:05,719
been fit either.

909
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,760
Speaker 3: That's never been really fit, just a different He's always

910
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,440
been a little.

911
00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:13,599
Speaker 2: Just a little, Yeah he was. He's a thick guy dog.

912
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,119
So what can I hear the patch Quing story because

913
00:49:17,159 --> 00:49:20,119
I love him so much that's funny. He's not.

914
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 3: He's never had been about.

915
00:49:22,119 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 2: What he he went from.

916
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,559
Speaker 1: Where'd he go from Houston, Oklahoma?

917
00:49:26,679 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 2: Where he was like it didn't hurt. Then he shows

918
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,159
up at Philadelphia and he's slim again.

919
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would hate that.

920
00:49:34,519 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: See if.

921
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 2: He's getting that. He was getting that when that was

922
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,519
like kind of like you know know somebody, Yeah, you

923
00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:45,400
have to have you have to have some pool to

924
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,159
get cook.

925
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: So Patrick Ewing.

926
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:54,639
Speaker 2: Lucas one, have you seen this guy? Yeah, he's like

927
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,880
he was like dad bought fat and the Lakers and

928
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,039
now they show him in Europe and he's slim, dude,

929
00:50:01,119 --> 00:50:01,320
and he.

930
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 1: Went like this, they need to get that for Zion.

931
00:50:05,199 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 2: Damn.

932
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,599
Speaker 3: They need to get more than they need to change

933
00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:08,480
his brain out. That dude.

934
00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:12,280
Speaker 2: It's just so he gets hit with a fifty million

935
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,800
dollar lawsuit from a chick saying that he had right,

936
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,719
and then it turns out it's that crazy as porn star.

937
00:50:20,159 --> 00:50:24,559
They got tattoois on her forehead. Man, you got watched, dude,

938
00:50:24,599 --> 00:50:26,599
you got watch who you hook up with.

939
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,519
Speaker 8: I hate to say this, but my friend called me

940
00:50:31,559 --> 00:50:33,800
a hater when I do it. Marcus d Wilie costs

941
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,679
me a huge hater. He said, I hate everybody that

942
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:41,079
everybody likes. I thought Blake Griffin was terrible. I'm like, yo,

943
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,280
all he do is dunk. He don't really have no game.

944
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,760
I don't give damn. He jumped over a Kia. He's terrible,

945
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,800
and I was so mad they gave him Rookie of

946
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,800
the Year in his second year.

947
00:50:51,159 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 2: He's not over John Wall.

948
00:50:52,519 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: He's not a rookie.

949
00:50:54,199 --> 00:50:57,679
Speaker 8: He okay, if you got hurt the year you got drafted,

950
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:58,559
then you just got hurt.

951
00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 1: That's part of the game. They don't make you a rookie. Okay. Cool.

952
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 8: Then Zion comes out and I'm like, yo, man, he's not.

953
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: Gonna be good.

954
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,280
Speaker 2: He was saying that for a long time.

955
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,519
Speaker 8: He's going to be I'm like, no, he's not like

956
00:51:13,039 --> 00:51:16,960
anybody who just dunks. You're not going to be good.

957
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,840
The last great the last good player that just dunk

958
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,519
was Darryl Dawkins.

959
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. They were just talking about you know that that

960
00:51:25,159 --> 00:51:29,239
series on the radio, and like magic, Johnson solidified being

961
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,920
one of the best ever his rookie season, for sure.

962
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,199
But he goes for at Place Center and goes for

963
00:51:34,199 --> 00:51:38,800
forty five. Crazy fifteen, dude, crazy that's crazy.

964
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 1: And he won his first year out of college. Kareem.

965
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 8: They don't realize Kareem met him on the plane. Cowboy

966
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,199
had on a blue jeans shirt.

967
00:51:47,519 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: Hey we did it, baby, Yeah.

968
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 8: But with Patrick right huge, Patrick, you'e a fan. I

969
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,599
had to park down the middle of my head. I

970
00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:00,320
bought all the shoes. I had the original shoe us

971
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,239
and then I had when he left Adidas, he had

972
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:08,559
these space boots that had I had three.

973
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,159
Speaker 1: Four pair of them.

974
00:52:09,639 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 8: So I'm in this luggage store in the Gallery of

975
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:17,760
marl in Houston and Patrick Ewing's in there and I

976
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:22,039
was like, that's Matrick Ewan. I'm gonna ask for a picture.

977
00:52:25,119 --> 00:52:29,679
So I go over, said mister Ewing, can I get

978
00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:34,239
a picture? And he looks at me like and.

979
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,039
Speaker 1: Get away from oh damn.

980
00:52:36,559 --> 00:52:40,599
Speaker 8: And I was like, wow, that's big ass Jamaican told

981
00:52:40,639 --> 00:52:42,159
me get away from him.

982
00:52:43,679 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: With his face.

983
00:52:44,599 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 8: And then I walk out in something in me say nah,

984
00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:52,159
I can't hold it, and I came back in fuck

985
00:52:52,199 --> 00:52:59,159
you Patrick, and I'm going in on Patrick Ewing. He

986
00:52:59,199 --> 00:53:01,199
looked at me like what's wrong with this little man?

987
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:05,039
And then the guy from the luggage store called security,

988
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:09,239
and security comes and they know and they know me.

989
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 2: That is so hilarious.

990
00:53:11,519 --> 00:53:13,519
Speaker 8: And the security guard was looking at me like a

991
00:53:13,639 --> 00:53:16,119
lead please cut the ship.

992
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,519
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lose my fucking job with you.

993
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 8: And they know they know I can fight, and I'm like, yo, bro,

994
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:26,159
don't put your and my man is like, Lee, come on, man,

995
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:27,559
he don't want to take a picture of.

996
00:53:27,559 --> 00:53:35,079
Speaker 1: Joel last And I'm so pissed in Patrick. I apologize Patrick,

997
00:53:35,159 --> 00:53:35,760
I was tripping.

998
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:39,159
Speaker 2: I love him, but that makes me sad because i'd

999
00:53:39,199 --> 00:53:41,840
heard that, you know, he got in trouble. When he says, yeah,

1000
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,559
we make a lot of money, but we spent a

1001
00:53:43,559 --> 00:53:45,400
lot of money too, You're like, come.

1002
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: And he was the cheapest one in the NBA.

1003
00:53:47,559 --> 00:53:50,039
Speaker 8: When you find it out, You're like, Patrick didn't spend

1004
00:53:50,079 --> 00:53:53,079
no money on nothing, But I got into it. Alex Trebeka,

1005
00:53:53,159 --> 00:53:55,400
I'm not gonna tell that story here about that, but

1006
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:56,119
I have.

1007
00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: A list of people it was like, it's the same.

1008
00:54:06,039 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 3: Is that specialty.

1009
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,559
Speaker 2: Is the com All the conflicts is that they disrespect you.

1010
00:54:13,559 --> 00:54:14,679
You feel disrespect.

1011
00:54:15,039 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 3: Sam's got to think about respect to Like he's big,

1012
00:54:17,679 --> 00:54:21,440
Like if you even even a shadow of like a slight,

1013
00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:23,199
you know, if he feels like you dissed them a little.

1014
00:54:23,639 --> 00:54:29,559
Speaker 8: He like, yeah, yeah, I'm like that because I'm under

1015
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:33,119
the chub Block rule man, chub Rock rulers like yo man,

1016
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:37,639
take time to greet your fans, you know, and with

1017
00:54:37,639 --> 00:54:43,920
with me fans know or people who like my what

1018
00:54:44,079 --> 00:54:46,719
I do. Just don't approach me with when I'm with

1019
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,840
my kids. And that's a safety thing. I don't want

1020
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,079
my kids to think that I know you know what

1021
00:54:52,079 --> 00:54:55,760
I'm saying, because they they would acknowledge you if they

1022
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,320
think that I know you, So I don't.

1023
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,119
Speaker 1: I don't know you.

1024
00:54:58,639 --> 00:55:01,159
Speaker 8: This is one guy who always see me with my

1025
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:06,039
family in Houston, and he finds the need to come

1026
00:55:06,079 --> 00:55:08,480
and speak like, yo, man, get the fuck away from me.

1027
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:13,400
And and I didn't like you when I wasn't around

1028
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:17,760
my kids, Like this is the person I know. Why

1029
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,519
are you trying to get me to acknowledge you. I'm

1030
00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:25,360
not impressed with nothing that you're doing. Like I don't

1031
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,199
give a damn what kind of car you have. I

1032
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,559
don't give damn what you got going on. I don't

1033
00:55:29,559 --> 00:55:32,639
give down who you who you kick it with. I

1034
00:55:32,679 --> 00:55:35,960
don't I'm not fond of you as a person.

1035
00:55:36,679 --> 00:55:38,559
Speaker 1: You're full of ship dude to me.

1036
00:55:39,159 --> 00:55:44,280
Speaker 8: So when I'm with my family, he always finds, hey, man,

1037
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:49,960
what's up Lee? I'm like, Man, I don't know, bro, Like,

1038
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:54,079
I don't okay. When I'm by myself and I see you,

1039
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,360
do I ever come up?

1040
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 2: Is it a comic? Where do you keeps? Just unself aware?

1041
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,000
Is that what it is? I don't know what motherfuckers

1042
00:56:04,039 --> 00:56:07,119
in my life like that. They're just unself aware and

1043
00:56:07,159 --> 00:56:10,559
they always make you be the bad guy always.

1044
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 8: I feel like vernilhell On Martin when when came came

1045
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:19,400
to him to kick it any we run how.

1046
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: Many times you've been invited to my house? He said?

1047
00:56:21,679 --> 00:56:22,519
Speaker 2: Thousands of time?

1048
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,760
Speaker 1: How many times have you been to my house?

1049
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:25,119
Speaker 2: He said?

1050
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:29,280
Speaker 1: Never said what would happen if you came to my house?

1051
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,480
We were I'm gonna get sprayed? Yeah, this is what

1052
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:35,079
it is. Yeah, I don't kick it with you. I

1053
00:56:35,079 --> 00:56:38,000
don't ride with you, dude. I'm not a fan of yours.

1054
00:56:38,559 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 2: So you know, I don't want to keep it much

1055
00:56:40,519 --> 00:56:42,440
longer that You've been going all day and it has

1056
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,320
been great. So I saw a clip of you and

1057
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,280
I forget what the show was on. I think it

1058
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:50,159
might have been Shannon Sharp's show and you were talking

1059
00:56:50,159 --> 00:56:52,920
about Tupac. Was that the show? Do you remember?

1060
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,599
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1061
00:56:53,639 --> 00:56:55,760
Speaker 2: And we're kind of going through this thing right now

1062
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,840
where like I'm almost assuming if you're on television or

1063
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,360
in the movies pt he clapped your cheeks, That's where

1064
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:06,039
I'm at right now. Even if you're in a commercial. Dude,

1065
00:57:06,079 --> 00:57:08,440
I'm like that dude got sucked by p That's how

1066
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:13,559
you found right. So, so you were talking about like

1067
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:15,760
you knew him before he was Tupac.

1068
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:16,599
Speaker 1: I just met him.

1069
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 8: I just met I knew money B from Digital Underground

1070
00:57:20,639 --> 00:57:26,159
and we were at this rap convention in Houston at

1071
00:57:26,199 --> 00:57:32,000
the Higher Regency and they in the elevator. I'm about

1072
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
to get on the elevator and like, Yo, this is

1073
00:57:34,079 --> 00:57:39,400
my people is Poe And I remember him being U

1074
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,960
d sk wasn't uh, he wasn't thugging it out at

1075
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,880
the time he was with Digital Underground.

1076
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: He was, you know, background dancer. You know, had had

1077
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:49,800
a verse.

1078
00:57:51,199 --> 00:57:55,199
Speaker 8: But people act like he didn't do the album, Brenda

1079
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:59,079
had a baby that didn't have no the life, nothing

1080
00:57:59,159 --> 00:58:03,679
on it. And I keep explaining people, why would I

1081
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,880
think that he was a thug dude when I'm in

1082
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:10,480
the streets at the time, like I'm a street dude,

1083
00:58:10,519 --> 00:58:15,400
and I wasn't on one, but I'm there with other

1084
00:58:15,519 --> 00:58:19,400
people because I'm I have funded some things and I'm

1085
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:24,239
just at the convention. Also at that convention that I

1086
00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:29,000
remember the escalator being broke, right, and I'm walking to

1087
00:58:29,079 --> 00:58:30,119
the escalator.

1088
00:58:29,719 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: And it's broke.

1089
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 8: But sitting on the elevator, I mean on the escalators

1090
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:39,119
steps was Dana Dane and I was like, Yo, send

1091
00:58:39,119 --> 00:58:41,719
the fella, and he's like, what's up?

1092
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,119
Speaker 1: And we end up talking.

1093
00:58:43,719 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 8: I've kicked it with a bunch of people because I

1094
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,039
was in the space. But I didn't understand why people

1095
00:58:50,079 --> 00:58:53,679
took this like like they was mad. Don't ever say

1096
00:58:53,719 --> 00:58:59,039
nothing about Tupac, Right, So Tupac wasn't a dancer for

1097
00:58:59,119 --> 00:58:59,559
this runa.

1098
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,159
Speaker 1: He wasn't.

1099
00:59:01,559 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 3: I mean you've seen that interview him in like high school.

1100
00:59:03,559 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 1: Right, like he went to Juilliard. I went to prison

1101
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:11,280
in nineteen ninety one, forty term nineteen. What you think

1102
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,599
I went for? You do you think I was? I

1103
00:59:13,639 --> 00:59:15,800
wasn't in the streets. I've been in streets. I was fourteen.

1104
00:59:16,559 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 8: I didn't like this whole everybody, like if you went

1105
00:59:21,119 --> 00:59:25,440
if you got called selling drugs in two thousand or

1106
00:59:25,719 --> 00:59:29,039
ninety nine, like you a fucking stooge, cause like what

1107
00:59:29,559 --> 00:59:32,559
it was, damnar over. I started selling the which I'm

1108
00:59:32,559 --> 00:59:37,159
not proud of in eighty eight. Cracking just came on

1109
00:59:37,199 --> 00:59:43,719
the scene heavy in eighty five eighty six, So I'm

1110
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:51,119
the third years would have been from eighty seven to

1111
00:59:51,679 --> 00:59:57,320
about ninety six. If you're you're a younger guy, and

1112
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,480
then you know, we quite know, we know the era

1113
00:59:59,559 --> 01:00:02,480
of the power cocaine, then we know heroin that's before

1114
01:00:02,559 --> 01:00:06,719
my time. But I came home in nineteen ninety seven,

1115
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,119
why would you still be selling drugs?

1116
01:00:09,159 --> 01:00:12,079
Speaker 1: And like people were like they have real estate scans

1117
01:00:12,119 --> 01:00:17,480
at that time. Was they moved on? They people like

1118
01:00:17,559 --> 01:00:18,639
you still something.

1119
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:22,079
Speaker 2: Crapn So what is your thoughts on that? Like there's

1120
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:24,840
been this kind of big movement. So I tell the story.

1121
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,519
But I was at the Mothership and I went there

1122
01:00:27,519 --> 01:00:29,599
with Rogan just to his show. He brought me there

1123
01:00:29,679 --> 01:00:32,920
and it was Andrew Schultz was headlining the Big Room.

1124
01:00:33,239 --> 01:00:35,440
Have you played the comedy The Marship?

1125
01:00:35,519 --> 01:00:35,679
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1126
01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:39,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a nice room, right, couple, So we're going

1127
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:43,079
to back and he you know, he goes, hey, dude,

1128
01:00:43,159 --> 01:00:45,880
why do you think they're coming out with this Obama stuff?

1129
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:49,280
So my my thing is demortalization. But what is your

1130
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,679
thoughts about like all this shit and hip hop where

1131
01:00:52,679 --> 01:00:55,559
it's like so many of them seen to be down low,

1132
01:00:56,039 --> 01:00:59,199
and what do you think that's about? Do you think

1133
01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:02,840
that is about control? And why we're seeing this big

1134
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,079
p diddy thing and like everybody testifying, it's like every

1135
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:08,960
winner from the two thousand and five BT Awards seems

1136
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,440
to be off there, Like what are your thoughts on that?

1137
01:01:12,559 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 8: The weird thing is, I'm not even following the did

1138
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:21,639
He trial. I made one comment about something that I heard,

1139
01:01:22,719 --> 01:01:27,440
and all of a sudden people got mad at me

1140
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:32,840
because I said something about Cassidy. Was she not a

1141
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,159
willing participant? I was on Gary Owen's podcast, right, And

1142
01:01:37,199 --> 01:01:41,639
I'm not saying him beating her up was was good

1143
01:01:41,639 --> 01:01:43,760
because it's not. And I'm not saying that did He

1144
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:48,320
did everything right? And I'm not in his corner. I'm

1145
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:55,039
not against her. At some point you don't find no

1146
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,639
courage to leave, and then when you but you was

1147
01:01:57,679 --> 01:02:02,400
already leaving freely when and you have money, you have

1148
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,239
money that you made as your own money. I know

1149
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:11,280
women who have been in terrible situations with no money,

1150
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:15,039
and they managed to get away. They managed to say,

1151
01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:19,719
you know something, enough is enough. But I wasn't defending

1152
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,280
him and I wasn't downing her. I was just saying,

1153
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,440
first of all, I was being I was joking, but

1154
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,639
I wasn't doing either one. So I don't really follow

1155
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:34,480
Diddy well when I hear something like yo, like in

1156
01:02:34,559 --> 01:02:40,800
my mind, I wish you would spit somebody else's nut

1157
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:44,920
on my nipples. It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna

1158
01:02:45,079 --> 01:02:48,079
it's gonna be such a problem. I don't even think

1159
01:02:48,079 --> 01:02:53,719
I'm mad enough to do like a threesome like I've

1160
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:58,599
never done like his side, I can't be I don't

1161
01:02:58,639 --> 01:03:02,880
want you in there, like I don't think I'm getting

1162
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,199
a full experience with you being in like what are

1163
01:03:05,239 --> 01:03:05,719
you doing?

1164
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 1: Like Mandy, it's a weird thing.

1165
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 8: And so I don't really know who's testified. I just

1166
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,920
keep hearing bits and pieces the punisher.

1167
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,679
Speaker 2: Like that is crazy. What's your name?

1168
01:03:19,239 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 8: And then I said about on another podcast on Shannon's

1169
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,480
that it would be such a problem with me if

1170
01:03:27,519 --> 01:03:31,599
he asked me, Hey, everybody, bring the equipment in the

1171
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:36,599
bathroom while you know, why would I be bringing the

1172
01:03:36,639 --> 01:03:38,440
equipment in the back, Like what are you okay? What

1173
01:03:38,559 --> 01:03:42,800
you in there doing? Is it better acoustics in the bathroom?

1174
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,599
Like what would we be doing in the bathroom? The

1175
01:03:46,159 --> 01:03:48,159
band is in the bathroom.

1176
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 2: That's where the directors seated, like camera what?

1177
01:03:54,159 --> 01:03:55,239
Speaker 1: And you in the shower?

1178
01:03:55,559 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 8: And I got a banjo in my hand, like it

1179
01:03:58,519 --> 01:04:00,519
be like what the hell is going on? So I

1180
01:04:00,559 --> 01:04:05,800
don't really know who's testifying against him who said something

1181
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:06,119
like that.

1182
01:04:06,239 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 1: I that I would know because I don't know.

1183
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 2: The punisher, the one guy I forgot what the name

1184
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:13,480
of the rapper was that he said that P did

1185
01:04:13,519 --> 01:04:18,519
he fire bombed his car, then sucked up his dog

1186
01:04:19,199 --> 01:04:22,800
and opened up all his Christmas gifts. What that's literally

1187
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:23,400
what he did?

1188
01:04:23,679 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 1: Wow?

1189
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like that's some John Wickship somebody's dog dude. Right,

1190
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:34,400
I'm g give and open all this Christmas.

1191
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:38,639
Speaker 8: I'm spoiling Christmas for you because having your gifts out, yeah,

1192
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:41,519
and leaving them like yeah, oh, I didn't know.

1193
01:04:41,559 --> 01:04:44,719
Speaker 1: I had a many sweater shows up.

1194
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,639
Speaker 2: And then they have a meeting like two weeks later

1195
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,960
about what just about the situation by him opening up

1196
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,440
all these christs. Yeah, and he's like, what we're gonna

1197
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,840
do about my car? And he goes, I don't know

1198
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:56,880
what happened your car? And he just walks off.

1199
01:04:58,159 --> 01:04:59,559
Speaker 3: So he's just like franking people.

1200
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 8: He's yo, man, I think did he nobody whooped did

1201
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:08,960
his ass? Because Okay, he wasn't like that in Houston.

1202
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:15,119
I've been the Two Diddy parties at a club. Everybody

1203
01:05:15,239 --> 01:05:18,159
left at two. It was a good party. And this

1204
01:05:18,199 --> 01:05:20,880
is when he rap a lot, would play bad boy

1205
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,079
in a basketball game.

1206
01:05:24,159 --> 01:05:27,039
Speaker 1: I don't think he's ever did it in.

1207
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,119
Speaker 8: Houston because somebody in Houston would have whooped his ass.

1208
01:05:32,159 --> 01:05:35,159
Like I just we just we were different in the

1209
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,639
h man, and we're different in Texas. Yeah, we liked

1210
01:05:39,719 --> 01:05:44,480
the fight so and losing a fight ain't ship to us. Like, Okay,

1211
01:05:44,559 --> 01:05:47,119
y'all lost, and I bet you're on a fight again.

1212
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,280
You've been to Austin. Sixth Street is a melee of

1213
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:58,639
drunken people fighting after they have had a good time

1214
01:05:59,159 --> 01:06:00,519
and then hugging after the fight.

1215
01:06:00,639 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 1: He's gonna get tattooed together. I love Texas, man, I

1216
01:06:04,719 --> 01:06:05,800
just don't don't.

1217
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 8: I don't know what Diddy got going on, but I

1218
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,280
think he's gonna probably get off.

1219
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:12,719
Speaker 2: It's gonna be interesting. I mean, there could be something

1220
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:14,400
like that. I don't know if he proved.

1221
01:06:14,159 --> 01:06:17,039
Speaker 3: That kid Cuddy who got his oh ye who got

1222
01:06:17,079 --> 01:06:20,320
his car firebond his Christmas gifts?

1223
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 8: And I think Diddy can do that to people that

1224
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,920
he knows is really not that tough.

1225
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,639
Speaker 2: But what does he get? Okay, he gets off? Where

1226
01:06:28,639 --> 01:06:30,559
do you go after that? Who do you call? You

1227
01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:32,719
want to hang out? What do you want to do?

1228
01:06:33,119 --> 01:06:37,559
Speaker 8: He's definitely gonna get out because listen, this what's gonna happen? Okay,

1229
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,719
they gonna try because I never know nobody being in

1230
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:45,239
recocase by theyself say, if he gets some time, Donald

1231
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,920
Trump is going to pardon him.

1232
01:06:48,559 --> 01:06:52,119
Speaker 2: You think so? Really he just says he's gonna lobby

1233
01:06:52,199 --> 01:06:52,800
against that.

1234
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,079
Speaker 8: But and what does fifty? What type of power does

1235
01:06:56,079 --> 01:07:00,000
fifty have against? They just let Larry who? Larry who

1236
01:07:00,199 --> 01:07:00,840
was coming home?

1237
01:07:01,039 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1238
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:05,920
Speaker 1: You know young and what young? What's the brother name?

1239
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:07,280
Young boy?

1240
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:08,400
Speaker 9: Oh?

1241
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,519
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah yeah, yeah, he.

1242
01:07:09,519 --> 01:07:14,039
Speaker 8: Just partnered him as well, like he just he just

1243
01:07:14,079 --> 01:07:16,519
partnered Trump is just sitting home. You know, how do

1244
01:07:16,679 --> 01:07:19,119
I get street cred?

1245
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:20,639
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1246
01:07:20,679 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 1: Hey man C murders next Yeah.

1247
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:27,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, officially now murder has been.

1248
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 1: That'd be that'd be crazy. Do you understand.

1249
01:07:34,079 --> 01:07:37,079
Speaker 8: No limit is gonna lose it? It was see Money

1250
01:07:37,079 --> 01:07:40,559
come Home, new album Money.

1251
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:41,599
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1252
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 2: I mean when they come out of the prison, they

1253
01:07:43,519 --> 01:07:46,199
got to have like a thousand songs. What else you

1254
01:07:46,199 --> 01:07:48,800
got to do? Got to you gotta just sit down?

1255
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:51,239
How many did you were you doing stand up before

1256
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,480
you went in or was it after?

1257
01:07:52,679 --> 01:07:55,000
Speaker 8: No I did stand up when I came home.

1258
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,119
Speaker 2: And that was one of your goals.

1259
01:07:56,519 --> 01:07:57,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the goal.

1260
01:07:58,119 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 2: They're like, I'm gonna do stand up on right all

1261
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:00,559
the stories.

1262
01:08:00,679 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 1: That was the plan. I love that it was crazy.

1263
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:05,039
Speaker 2: And I love that you come up with a theme

1264
01:08:05,119 --> 01:08:07,159
like I love that, like I'll try to come up

1265
01:08:07,239 --> 01:08:10,639
with Okay, what is this our gonna be about? What

1266
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,800
is this out? And I love that. I mean, to

1267
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:16,279
talk about your dog for an hour is amazing, dude,

1268
01:08:15,719 --> 01:08:18,359
I can't wait to watch that. So my final question,

1269
01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:20,760
because then I want to keep all night. Who's your

1270
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,560
favorite comic of all time and did they have any

1271
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:24,520
influence on you?

1272
01:08:26,039 --> 01:08:29,800
Speaker 8: I don't think I have a favorite of all times.

1273
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:34,840
There's so many comics that I really have a lot

1274
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:40,960
of admiration for so you have Don Rickles have Dick Gregory,

1275
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:44,880
you have Rodney Dangerfield. And then I liked everybody for

1276
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:51,560
different reasons. And and I like I liked Chappelle before

1277
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,800
everybody else liked him.

1278
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 1: And I don't know, Carol Bnnett, it's a lot.

1279
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,319
Speaker 2: Of Joan Rivers was a savage.

1280
01:09:02,399 --> 01:09:07,319
Speaker 8: Joan Rivers de savage. And yeah, I don't think I

1281
01:09:07,359 --> 01:09:11,600
have one person. But if I had to pick, I

1282
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:13,720
just really had to just narrow it down, it would

1283
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,359
probably be Cosm.

1284
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 2: He was a great storyteller, dude. Yeah, he was a

1285
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:23,000
great storyteller. Yeah, man, he's out. Now, maybe you can go.

1286
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 1: Show without Donald's pardon, all.

1287
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:29,560
Speaker 2: Right, one more time? Tell him where they can find you?

1288
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:33,640
Speaker 8: Alisde dot com, Well you can go on YouTube aleis

1289
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:37,439
ad Comedy. That's why I'm at. You know, the website

1290
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:40,880
is got all the information on it. Go see a

1291
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:44,560
new special Father's Day. I'm definitely dropping. Go make sure

1292
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,760
you go watch my two sons and go back down

1293
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:50,399
the rabbit hole of Domino Effect one through four.

1294
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:53,840
Speaker 2: You know, well you're a crusher, dude, sonra have you

1295
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:55,560
on the show, and thanks for coming on dude, I

1296
01:09:55,600 --> 01:10:00,960
appreciate you. You great interview. Yeah, that was fun. We've

1297
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,479
been doing a lot of interviews lately, which isn't necessarily

1298
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,159
the show, but it's fun when we can get some

1299
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:07,359
good people in this nice to break it up so

1300
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:11,039
real quick. What's his name from ninety day Fiance? Yeah?

1301
01:10:11,159 --> 01:10:14,479
Sorper did great on the he did, he did did great.

1302
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,720
But the funny thing is, I had a guy call

1303
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:21,840
me up, so I paid him. I paid him a

1304
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:26,399
full comics cash for comedy chaos because I thought a

1305
01:10:26,399 --> 01:10:28,840
lot of people came to see him and I don't

1306
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,760
know if I wrecked him and I made him think

1307
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:34,039
that's what normally happens. Because another guy hit me, I

1308
01:10:34,239 --> 01:10:35,880
was like, dude, he's asked me for all his money.

1309
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:38,680
I go, okay, how much he goes three hundred? I

1310
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:43,680
go okay. I routed that guy. Oh, if you're listening, Sper,

1311
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:46,119
I wouldn't do that. I would just take anything and

1312
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:48,680
get and just get reps in because you're good. People

1313
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:51,720
love you and like, the best way to keep this

1314
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:56,039
train rolling, brother, is to do stand up and constantly

1315
01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:56,640
be out there.

1316
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,279
Speaker 3: Was that a guy from the ice house, No, another guys.

1317
01:10:59,319 --> 01:11:01,439
He just did the tell, but I doubt he's getting

1318
01:11:01,479 --> 01:11:02,079
that there.

1319
01:11:02,199 --> 01:11:06,000
Speaker 2: No, there's no way unless unless the promoter did it.

1320
01:11:06,039 --> 01:11:08,000
But the mate, you're on the Sam Triple Show, bank

1321
01:11:08,159 --> 01:11:08,640
you're off.

1322
01:11:09,359 --> 01:11:10,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is everywhere.

1323
01:11:11,079 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 2: All these open micers call me, uh, what's it called

1324
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,359
the gatekeeper?

1325
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:18,039
Speaker 3: Do they really?

1326
01:11:18,119 --> 01:11:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because it's just super negative, right, It's just and

1327
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:24,800
it's like, I am a conduit. I'm a conduit. I

1328
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,239
see energy on people. I know what they need to do.

1329
01:11:27,399 --> 01:11:28,800
I bang, dude, I loved it.

1330
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:32,079
Speaker 3: Well he took you know, Danielle uh said, because she

1331
01:11:32,159 --> 01:11:34,960
listened to interviews. She was really into it. She said

1332
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,680
that if you notice he took every piece of advice

1333
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,920
you gave him in that interview, like to heart, and

1334
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:41,439
did it on.

1335
01:11:41,439 --> 01:11:43,279
Speaker 2: Ste Well, it's great, it's great.

1336
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:45,640
Speaker 3: He didn't he had his shirt like, he wasn't showing

1337
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,039
all his chest off anymore, and he hasn't since you

1338
01:11:48,159 --> 01:11:48,720
told him that.

1339
01:11:49,159 --> 01:11:51,439
Speaker 2: And I told I was gonna put him late, and

1340
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:53,439
I go, no, dude, he's too good of a guy.

1341
01:11:54,119 --> 01:11:56,560
So I put him at work perfectly where you Yeah,

1342
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:58,560
and he got it going. And I think Bobby Lee

1343
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:01,880
followed him after this job. Wolf Bobby. That was a

1344
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,520
long night.

1345
01:12:03,039 --> 01:12:04,760
Speaker 3: It seemed like, what's the what's the guy's name of

1346
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,640
does crowd work? He seems like he didn't like him

1347
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:06,960
too much.

1348
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,680
Speaker 2: But I mean, no, I think the mayor. What happened

1349
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:13,199
with the mirror is that Bobby wanted to go up.

1350
01:12:14,319 --> 01:12:16,840
And I'm gonna say this right now, Amir Kay is

1351
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,680
the funniest guy in l A. He's the funniest guy.

1352
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,119
The guy carrying the.

1353
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,279
Speaker 3: Comedy pissed off though to me, I don't know, I

1354
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:24,119
don't think.

1355
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,319
Speaker 2: That probably wanted to go up and probably got upset

1356
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:27,960
that Bobby wanted to go next.

1357
01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:30,840
Speaker 3: But he was like he was on the sound system

1358
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,600
and I mean he was just on. He was on it.

1359
01:12:33,119 --> 01:12:36,159
Speaker 2: Dude. That guy is so fucking fat. Okay, going back

1360
01:12:36,199 --> 01:12:38,079
to what I wanted to talk to you about. I

1361
01:12:38,199 --> 01:12:40,800
finally watched that Pee Wee Hermann special. Oh I haven't

1362
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,680
seen you said? You saw?

1363
01:12:43,039 --> 01:12:45,199
Speaker 3: That was Jason? Yeah, he was telling me about it.

1364
01:12:45,199 --> 01:12:46,640
I haven't seen him.

1365
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,520
Speaker 2: Okay, So you don't want me to talk, well, can

1366
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,359
I just ask you a couple?

1367
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:50,520
Speaker 3: Can you talk about?

1368
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:50,800
Speaker 1: Well?

1369
01:12:51,199 --> 01:12:52,039
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll just say it this.

1370
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:52,720
Speaker 2: I am.

1371
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,039
Speaker 3: I noticed Sarper Srper went like pretty long.

1372
01:12:55,399 --> 01:12:56,600
Speaker 2: Uh, ran the life.

1373
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm like pretty pretty well past. I just

1374
01:13:00,039 --> 01:13:02,159
thought that was funny, Like did did did he do?

1375
01:13:02,199 --> 01:13:03,920
You think he just didn't know or what he was

1376
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:04,359
just like.

1377
01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:07,560
Speaker 2: Because I think he thinks his eight minutes, yeah, his

1378
01:13:08,119 --> 01:13:12,359
twelve fifteen minutes is really he thinks it's eight minutes.

1379
01:13:12,119 --> 01:13:14,199
Speaker 3: Which eight minutes is a lot just for you know,

1380
01:13:14,239 --> 01:13:15,720
for that slot anyway.

1381
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,279
Speaker 2: Right, So yeah, I mean, like, dude, when the when

1382
01:13:18,279 --> 01:13:19,520
he walked out, they weren't crazy.

1383
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,159
Speaker 3: I mean it was a lot of girls you could tell.

1384
01:13:21,239 --> 01:13:26,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of hot, hot women. His wife was beautiful, torgeous, yeh, beautiful,

1385
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:27,880
just another level of human being.

1386
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 3: He posted after on Instagram this.

1387
01:13:30,119 --> 01:13:33,159
Speaker 2: Uh oh, Johnny, can I send you this? Yeah?

1388
01:13:33,199 --> 01:13:35,359
Speaker 3: He posted this this like review that he got from

1389
01:13:35,399 --> 01:13:38,079
the Comedy Store website or something talking about or on

1390
01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:40,439
Reddit or something at the Comedy Store show about how

1391
01:13:40,439 --> 01:13:44,000
great he was. Oh really yeah yeah yeah, and he

1392
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,159
seemed pretty proud of it. She posted a picture of

1393
01:13:46,239 --> 01:13:51,119
him on the on the on the Comedy Store lineup.

1394
01:13:51,199 --> 01:13:53,600
Speaker 2: You know, he let me know if you get it, Josh.

1395
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,159
Speaker 3: They misspelled Lucas HURL's name. I noticed on the lineup,

1396
01:13:57,319 --> 01:13:58,800
Poor Lucas.

1397
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,119
Speaker 2: I love Lucas. He he's a great writer. And I

1398
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:05,880
just sent to you, so text it. Yes, it's from

1399
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:10,239
my other phone. So so my.

1400
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 3: My oh yes, yes, yes you almost forgot about this.

1401
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:11,119
Speaker 4: Ok.

1402
01:14:11,319 --> 01:14:15,000
Speaker 2: My aunt text me, oh my god, you got starper

1403
01:14:15,079 --> 01:14:17,800
on the show. I was like, yeah, well, apparently my

1404
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:20,399
mother loves it too, And I wish I wouldn't known

1405
01:14:20,399 --> 01:14:21,760
that because I would have made a video for her.

1406
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:23,439
But after what he said to my aunt, I'm kind

1407
01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:25,359
of happy I didn't make a video for my mother.

1408
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:28,960
I know you don't want to hear about a turn

1409
01:14:29,279 --> 01:14:30,840
you wanted to go in and yeah.

1410
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:33,239
Speaker 3: Hold on, let me play it, hold on, hold on,

1411
01:14:33,239 --> 01:14:35,520
I gotta get it over to the computer. But yeah,

1412
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:38,319
well it's kind of his persona.

1413
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,279
Speaker 2: Yeah he turns it on.

1414
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:43,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that's his thing on the show too. It's

1415
01:14:43,399 --> 01:14:45,920
like he has a reputation as a ladies man.

1416
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:50,239
Speaker 2: Let's say, dude, people get giddy when he walks around. Yeah,

1417
01:14:50,359 --> 01:14:51,640
he's that kind of handsome.

1418
01:14:52,439 --> 01:14:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, you wouldn't. You wouldn't take him for forty

1419
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:55,760
seventy three.

1420
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:57,800
Speaker 2: Well, you know it's very interesting too, is because you

1421
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:00,159
always have these comics that are like, oh, dude, so

1422
01:15:00,279 --> 01:15:04,640
good looking, and you go, he's good looking for a comic. Yes,

1423
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:08,560
they're not good looking for a good looking guy. Here

1424
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:10,039
it is. This is to my aunt.

1425
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:18,199
Speaker 1: VICKI Hello, and Vicky WI. This star for Oh my god,

1426
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:22,159
imagine that once up when I met bad boy turned

1427
01:15:22,199 --> 01:15:23,319
into a good boy.

1428
01:15:23,359 --> 01:15:28,800
Speaker 7: And look, oh my god, take care of yourself. I

1429
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,439
hope years too many to be by Billings. You happen

1430
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,199
as Joey love peace sakes.

1431
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:35,119
Speaker 2: I wish my aunt sat.

1432
01:15:35,359 --> 01:15:38,159
Speaker 8: Mystis and plastics, pure beautiful family.

1433
01:15:39,399 --> 01:15:43,439
Speaker 2: She's like seven crush so funny.

1434
01:15:44,479 --> 01:15:46,199
Speaker 3: You can tell. He's been doing a lot of cameos

1435
01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:46,840
for sure.

1436
01:15:47,079 --> 01:15:47,199
Speaker 1: You know.

1437
01:15:47,279 --> 01:15:49,000
Speaker 3: I got him to do a cameo way back when

1438
01:15:49,079 --> 01:15:51,800
for Jeff and Tebow on like one of their birthdays

1439
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,560
or something else. Yeah, and he was talking about, oh, guys,

1440
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:59,039
I've been talking shit about me. I can't remember what

1441
01:15:59,079 --> 01:16:00,800
he said, but it was, Yeah, they loved it.

1442
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:03,239
Speaker 2: I wanted to get into this whole thing about that doc.

1443
01:16:04,359 --> 01:16:05,479
Speaker 3: You want me to watch it this week and then

1444
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:07,079
we'll talk about next week. All right, I let me

1445
01:16:07,079 --> 01:16:09,199
write it down. Hold on, I'm just ripped through the news, Requick,

1446
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:11,439
I'm tired. Let me I'll rip through the news.

1447
01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:13,720
Speaker 2: I'm sick. Guys. You guys can hate me because I

1448
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:14,800
gotta go, but I hate me.

1449
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:18,159
Speaker 3: Because you ain't me. Let me write that down. Pee wee.

1450
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,600
Speaker 2: It's a very interesting.

1451
01:16:21,359 --> 01:16:23,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody says it is. Yeah, because of the way

1452
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:26,479
it's anyway I want. Yes, I've heard the format of it.

1453
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:26,640
Speaker 2: Though.

1454
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:28,600
Speaker 3: It's like because he's sick, right.

1455
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:30,119
Speaker 2: No, that's not why.

1456
01:16:30,279 --> 01:16:31,439
Speaker 3: Well okay, that's what he was.

1457
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 1: All right.

1458
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:36,079
Speaker 3: Uh so this just came over not too long though,

1459
01:16:36,079 --> 01:16:39,119
this was today, so ourfk, we're in the news now,

1460
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:45,159
just completely fired everybody on the on the Vaccine Advisory Committee,

1461
01:16:45,199 --> 01:16:48,239
just everybody's gone. He's gonna bring in all new.

1462
01:16:48,399 --> 01:16:51,479
Speaker 2: I think he's trying. I just think it's like, so,

1463
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:56,039
somebody hit me up today and they go, they go,

1464
01:16:58,079 --> 01:16:59,680
why why is this happening?

1465
01:16:59,760 --> 01:16:59,920
Speaker 1: Why?

1466
01:17:00,119 --> 01:17:03,119
Speaker 2: Why is all this stuff? Oh no, no, no. Somebody

1467
01:17:03,159 --> 01:17:05,800
gave me up a comic. He asked, why is cash

1468
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:10,840
Fattel flipping? And I'm his name ca By the way,

1469
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:13,399
did you see uh that his name is really when

1470
01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:20,800
you put together cash app So so hit me up

1471
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:24,319
and I go, yeah, dude, and I did the Bill.

1472
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:27,600
I texted the Bill Hicks joke that they showed him

1473
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,920
an angle of the JFK assassination no one never seen before.

1474
01:17:31,359 --> 01:17:34,800
I put Bill Hicks and he laughed and I go dude,

1475
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:38,239
I go dude. He he didn't realize he was in

1476
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:40,600
He was in a shark tank and he's a dolphin.

1477
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:44,279
Speaker 3: That's it. Yeah, that's total you. Here's the here's the clip.

1478
01:17:44,319 --> 01:17:47,159
If we want, well, he went on rogan and then

1479
01:17:47,479 --> 01:17:48,920
just got he was just weird about it.

1480
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:52,600
Speaker 10: The narrative has always been that there's video, but what

1481
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:55,000
about the video from the island.

1482
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:58,720
Speaker 9: Again, We're going to give you everything we can, and

1483
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:01,439
people have to remember we're not going to revictimize.

1484
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:04,680
Speaker 2: That's where he lost it. Nobody gives a fuck because

1485
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,079
they all want the videos.

1486
01:18:06,079 --> 01:18:07,199
Speaker 1: He wins not doing it.

1487
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:12,159
Speaker 9: You want to hate me for it? Fine again, logical playout.

1488
01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:16,039
If there was a video of some guy or gal

1489
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:21,600
committing felonies on an island and I'm in charge, don't

1490
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:22,520
you think you'd see it?

1491
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:25,239
Speaker 3: Well, you just said you wouldn't show it though, and

1492
01:18:25,279 --> 01:18:29,239
now you're saying it doesn't. Who was it said.

1493
01:18:29,199 --> 01:18:33,159
Speaker 2: Saying there's ten thousand videos, like hours of it. Dude,

1494
01:18:33,239 --> 01:18:36,119
this is it, dude. They got something on this guy

1495
01:18:36,399 --> 01:18:41,319
or his wife's Israeli snatch is just vice grip.

1496
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,600
Speaker 3: Do you think it's any chance it's because we haven't

1497
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:46,319
talked since Elon and Trump fell out. Do you think

1498
01:18:46,359 --> 01:18:49,439
it's any chance it's what Elon said that his boss

1499
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:53,199
cash but Tell's boss is in these is in this ship, dude,

1500
01:18:53,199 --> 01:18:56,560
he's on the videos. I mean, any chance of that well.

1501
01:18:56,399 --> 01:19:00,359
Speaker 2: I mean Whitney Websman saying that forever Whitney Websmon talking

1502
01:19:00,399 --> 01:19:03,199
about how Ray Cohen is like the master of that

1503
01:19:04,319 --> 01:19:07,279
coon and then you get into the raw child's bailing

1504
01:19:07,319 --> 01:19:11,479
him out and I think the eighties, eighties of the nineties. Yeah,

1505
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:15,479
so it's like, but the problem is is like and

1506
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:19,760
again we talked about before on timfole High, like his

1507
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:24,399
response was not Trump response, which makes me think there's

1508
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:25,439
something there.

1509
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:28,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, whenever Trump has been attacking the past, he always

1510
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:31,560
matches it or exceeds it when with his response. And

1511
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,359
when the Elon thing, he just kind.

1512
01:19:33,159 --> 01:19:37,760
Speaker 2: Of the response is if they had something, it would

1513
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,560
have came out. The other side would put it out

1514
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:43,800
unless they're on tape too. Like how deep does it go?

1515
01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:47,920
I think it goes to every single spot of power.

1516
01:19:48,199 --> 01:19:50,560
I mean carrot Bass is controlled op.

1517
01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:53,199
Speaker 3: Well, the most interesting outcome of this is if it's

1518
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:57,119
blackmail material that Massad doesn't want to burn, do you

1519
01:19:57,159 --> 01:19:59,720
know what I mean? Like blackmail is only useful when

1520
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:00,079
it's the.

1521
01:20:00,239 --> 01:20:05,600
Speaker 2: FBI, CIA don't want those tapes out because they got

1522
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,560
a macade because they can use it.

1523
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,159
Speaker 3: For leverage exactly. And once it's out there, it's over.

1524
01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:12,399
You know, there's no leverage anymore. You lose all of it.

1525
01:20:12,479 --> 01:20:14,840
So I did. Yeah, it's just so listen to him,

1526
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,880
he gets so weird. You have it right, And this

1527
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:18,960
is a guy who was on the record like I'm

1528
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:21,520
putting it all out day one. It's going out.

1529
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,840
Speaker 2: I don't care. But you can't say that you have it.

1530
01:20:25,079 --> 01:20:26,680
Speaker 9: No, we're giving you everything we.

1531
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:30,600
Speaker 10: Have and is there video from the island, not of

1532
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:34,399
what you want, So this narrative might not be accurate.

1533
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:37,600
Speaker 2: We know that this exactly.

1534
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,800
Speaker 10: Have you guys reviewed everything that you.

1535
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:43,159
Speaker 9: Have almost like we're that's I mean, yes, we have,

1536
01:20:43,319 --> 01:20:45,680
and now we're figuring out how to.

1537
01:20:47,119 --> 01:20:47,720
Speaker 2: Put it out.

1538
01:20:48,079 --> 01:20:51,039
Speaker 3: But they put this music on.

1539
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:54,520
Speaker 9: If there was ever if there was footage of anyone

1540
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:56,119
doing anything else, we would.

1541
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:56,680
Speaker 1: Have opened a case.

1542
01:21:01,039 --> 01:21:02,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's all with little kids.

1543
01:21:03,039 --> 01:21:06,800
Speaker 9: If there was a video of some guy or gown.

1544
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's not gonna last. They're gonna throw him

1545
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:17,319
out burn that's a burnt brand and he's gonna be gone.

1546
01:21:17,399 --> 01:21:19,760
And Dan Bogino is gonna be the same thing. Someone

1547
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:25,640
said he looks like fucking robo cop. Yeah.

1548
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:29,079
Speaker 3: Uh, let's see what we got here. Okay, So yeah,

1549
01:21:29,159 --> 01:21:31,439
r f K clean clean the slate. He fired all

1550
01:21:31,439 --> 01:21:34,159
seventy members of the US Centers for Disease Controls and

1551
01:21:34,279 --> 01:21:38,520
Preventions Panel that's the CDC's panel of vaccine experts, and

1552
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:41,239
is in the process of replacing them. So maybe a

1553
01:21:41,279 --> 01:21:43,479
positive sign that RK is gotting it back on the tracks.

1554
01:21:43,479 --> 01:21:47,920
I don't know. We'll see. Uh so yeah, we do.

1555
01:21:48,039 --> 01:21:53,079
We hold No, that's we We played the Tim Dillon Yeah.

1556
01:21:53,399 --> 01:21:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we played that. The Peter Thielding huh yeah, no,

1557
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:01,640
we've put we know we haven't played where he said that.

1558
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:03,960
They've asked him, yes.

1559
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,439
Speaker 3: This is it right, Yeah, yeah, this is what I

1560
01:22:05,439 --> 01:22:12,199
wanted to play. This is it's also kind of like creepy, almost.

1561
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:15,279
Speaker 11: Not one reservation about what's going on over there. I'm

1562
01:22:15,319 --> 01:22:18,920
not saying I'm not saying you have to feel one

1563
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:21,119
way or another way. But if you don't have any reserve,

1564
01:22:21,359 --> 01:22:23,880
if you have no reservations about what's happening with all

1565
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:26,800
these kids getting killed, If I don't know, I can't

1566
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:30,800
trust you, if you don't have any reservations about Palenteer

1567
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:32,600
taking everyone's information.

1568
01:22:32,319 --> 01:22:36,560
Speaker 2: I I don't know. I can't. I don't know if

1569
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:39,560
I can trust to you. I don't. I think they're

1570
01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:45,000
buying people left and right. This is my gas. They

1571
01:22:45,079 --> 01:22:47,800
tried to buy me, my puss. It costs a lot

1572
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:51,079
of money. I get invited to these dinners.

1573
01:22:51,319 --> 01:22:53,600
Speaker 3: The way he says this is really interesting, but he

1574
01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:55,960
takes I think he's thinking about whether he should say this,

1575
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,239
because he's like, oh, no, you try to buy a

1576
01:22:58,239 --> 01:22:59,760
lot of people. I think you know. And then he

1577
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:01,000
take a drink and he's.

1578
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:05,720
Speaker 2: Like, I've been invited to Teal's house multiple times for dinner.

1579
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:09,560
I don't go. It's no shade at them, of course

1580
01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:12,880
I get it.

1581
01:23:13,439 --> 01:23:16,000
Speaker 11: What it is the reason I don't go is I

1582
01:23:16,039 --> 01:23:18,479
know I remember one dinner like we'd like to discuss

1583
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:26,560
the media. I go, what, No thanks, we'd like to

1584
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:30,039
discuss dinner? We discussed the media and culture?

1585
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:37,439
Speaker 2: Uh? No thanks, appreciate it. Imagine ordering food and your

1586
01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:39,520
food's on even out and they already drop that on you,

1587
01:23:40,119 --> 01:23:42,680
and now you have to fucking figure out how you

1588
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:45,800
can get your food in it to go bag and

1589
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:49,720
not have this conversation with Peter Thiel just sweating by you.

1590
01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:53,760
Speaker 3: That's such a specific concern that you.

1591
01:23:55,079 --> 01:23:56,520
Speaker 2: Like, we'd like to talk to you about the media.

1592
01:23:56,920 --> 01:24:01,000
Wrap it up on that apple pie.

1593
01:24:01,039 --> 01:24:07,159
Speaker 11: But I'm not making the dessert appreciate it. That's fine,

1594
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:11,279
don't don't need to. I here's what I'm doing every week.

1595
01:24:11,319 --> 01:24:12,399
I'm discussing the media.

1596
01:24:12,479 --> 01:24:15,560
Speaker 2: Hey, good news. I have a show. I have a show.

1597
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:19,119
You can listen to it. You can listen to.

1598
01:24:19,039 --> 01:24:20,920
Speaker 11: It if you're curious about But I've been to some

1599
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:24,159
of these places. I've sat in these houses in Austin

1600
01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:28,079
with these tech people, and I know what they want,

1601
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:30,600
and I know what they want me to go out

1602
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:33,199
and cheerlead for and say, well, it's actually a great

1603
01:24:33,199 --> 01:24:36,199
idea and there's probably a lot of money in it. Huh,

1604
01:24:36,279 --> 01:24:40,880
there's probably a lot of money, and I just can't

1605
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:43,960
do it. It's not because I'm some great moral per

1606
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,720
I just I wouldn't be good at it.

1607
01:24:46,359 --> 01:24:48,880
Speaker 3: I'd be so have you and you you never had

1608
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:52,119
any comments like that, like from many like tech people.

1609
01:24:52,479 --> 01:24:55,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, I told you I'm Tim fall Hat. You're

1610
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,359
close though, like you, we're not crazy far from Tim

1611
01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:00,760
Dillon with you now, we're crazy far from like no,

1612
01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:01,600
but you could get that.

1613
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:05,159
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's a few rungs higher.

1614
01:25:05,199 --> 01:25:07,880
Speaker 2: But I love him. He's the best at it, and

1615
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:13,439
he's much better at disseminating information. Why I fucking sledgehammer everything.

1616
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:17,720
I have no desire to sugarcoat it, and my my

1617
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:22,119
whole thing is blunt force trauma comedy. That's what I do.

1618
01:25:22,279 --> 01:25:23,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, they would know that you would never be an

1619
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:24,399
effect ever.

1620
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:27,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure there's been times they're like, what about

1621
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:30,560
this tripley? They're like, oh, he's too wild. And that's

1622
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:35,239
why I got excommunicated from the industry very early, because

1623
01:25:35,439 --> 01:25:39,439
I don't want to play your fucking game. So when

1624
01:25:39,479 --> 01:25:42,560
I got a deal from Comedy Central, I fucked myself

1625
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:45,840
in the ass because I fired the porn star without asking.

1626
01:25:46,239 --> 01:25:46,920
Speaker 3: You fired it?

1627
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:47,159
Speaker 1: What?

1628
01:25:47,479 --> 01:25:50,800
Speaker 2: So there was this girl named Monica Monique Alexander. She

1629
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:54,199
was on the show and I'm not gonna what, No

1630
01:25:54,319 --> 01:25:57,680
hot white girl, a white girl named Monique Sacramento, a

1631
01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:00,680
white Monique. And let's just say, because I'm not bringing

1632
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:05,199
up anybody else's ship there, she was not showing up

1633
01:26:05,239 --> 01:26:05,920
all the time.

1634
01:26:06,279 --> 01:26:06,760
Speaker 1: I got it.

1635
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:09,479
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what show though, the Naughty Show?

1636
01:26:10,319 --> 01:26:12,439
Speaker 3: And what was can you explain what that was? Again?

1637
01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:14,640
Speaker 2: Like the four is it? Was it a podcast or

1638
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:19,920
a live naughty show? So the Naughty Show was kind

1639
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:24,439
of So what happened was Greg Giraldo wanted to do

1640
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:26,920
a dirty scotch show. It didn't God, he was fine.

1641
01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:30,119
And then a couple of years later, I was doing

1642
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:35,239
the Vivid Video comedy tour and they stopped it. I'm like,

1643
01:26:35,279 --> 01:26:37,159
this is my crowd. I'm gonna start my own show,

1644
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:42,479
call it the Naughty Show. Start going doing well, and

1645
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:45,319
literally this is why I knew I was done. Comedy

1646
01:26:45,399 --> 01:26:48,319
Center says, we love the show. We hate Sam. You

1647
01:26:48,399 --> 01:26:51,239
know why because I fired the porn star. I didn't

1648
01:26:51,319 --> 01:26:52,079
run it by them.

1649
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:54,439
Speaker 3: What what I don't understand? But you got to explain

1650
01:26:54,479 --> 01:26:56,279
what was she doing? Like what was the format of

1651
01:26:56,279 --> 01:26:56,600
the show.

1652
01:26:56,960 --> 01:27:01,199
Speaker 2: She was a host and she a people. It's just people.

1653
01:27:01,239 --> 01:27:03,760
We were running crazy as sketches.

1654
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:05,560
Speaker 3: And she was a she did comedy.

1655
01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:08,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, well she was going to and then we never

1656
01:27:08,399 --> 01:27:11,680
got to it because whatever happened there, she's she's got

1657
01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:16,800
only fans. Sometimes it's here, she's on night panther comedy. No,

1658
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:20,560
the only there were a couple comedians out the porn

1659
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:26,319
stars at comedic timing. Uh, Dana d Arman had it.

1660
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:27,560
Speaker 3: Oh, I remember her.

1661
01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:30,319
Speaker 2: She was hot, but she she was the porn star

1662
01:27:30,399 --> 01:27:34,960
in the the the amazing racist and Roddy Roddy Piper

1663
01:27:35,039 --> 01:27:39,119
video that made it onto TMZ. I remember that. So

1664
01:27:39,159 --> 01:27:39,840
it was huge.

1665
01:27:40,199 --> 01:27:44,000
Speaker 3: So and and what you think that they didn't like that?

1666
01:27:44,039 --> 01:27:45,239
You didn't have a woman to balance it.

1667
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:47,960
Speaker 2: So I fired her and got somebody else without asking

1668
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:49,520
them because I didn't know how tell.

1669
01:27:49,399 --> 01:27:51,600
Speaker 3: But I thought they weren't involved. They were involved.

1670
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:56,279
Speaker 2: Well, it was this is so what Comedy Central doing.

1671
01:27:56,359 --> 01:27:59,920
This begins the death rattle of Comedy Central, which was,

1672
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:03,439
we're gonna give you five grand and you're gonna run

1673
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:08,399
a pitch pilot live show. So Johnny, hand to God, Okay,

1674
01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:12,079
hand to God, I do this thing where it's the

1675
01:28:12,119 --> 01:28:15,119
first time, dude, this is how bad the idea was.

1676
01:28:15,319 --> 01:28:18,159
It was the first time I'd ever sold they'd ever

1677
01:28:18,239 --> 01:28:21,560
sold out this little theater for the pitch pilot and

1678
01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:27,640
what they've done because Danae Dana was set designing it.

1679
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:32,840
She's going into her cash set designing it. They invite

1680
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:36,399
everybody they want to do shows with to watch. You go,

1681
01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:38,840
this is how you do it, right, I mean, this

1682
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:41,399
is before they all blew up. I'm not gonna say

1683
01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:42,960
the name of the comments that who you want in

1684
01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:43,479
your audience?

1685
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:44,439
Speaker 3: I like for that show.

1686
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:47,720
Speaker 2: They come to the show, dude, hand to god. My

1687
01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:52,279
manager goes, blah, blah blah, hasn't left his house for

1688
01:28:52,399 --> 01:28:55,319
a week because he doesn't think he can do something

1689
01:28:55,359 --> 01:28:58,960
funnier than what you did. Really, and then I'm not

1690
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,800
gonna say who they are went on to do a

1691
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:04,399
huge fucking show. They literally so, I'm not to do

1692
01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:06,520
this because I didn't want to getting the comic Wars.

1693
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:09,600
So anyways, you gonna you're gonna very weird. My man says,

1694
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:12,520
this was what fifteen years ago. The manager drops me,

1695
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:17,039
and then suddenly I'm doing a show and this comedy

1696
01:29:17,119 --> 01:29:19,680
female comic comes up and goes, hey, I have to

1697
01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:23,119
do a fucking Can I do a set? Because Comedy

1698
01:29:23,159 --> 01:29:28,479
Central is doing a dirty sketch show and the gut

1699
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:34,560
the client was my manager's client, so he dropped me.

1700
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:40,880
So then no, because he was like, he's doing that. Yeah, yeah,

1701
01:29:41,359 --> 01:29:44,439
So I get dropped. So then the next one is

1702
01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:49,399
Nicky Glazer's version, and that gets on television, which is

1703
01:29:49,479 --> 01:29:52,199
the beginning of this. And I love Nicky Glaizer hater,

1704
01:29:52,319 --> 01:29:53,600
I'm detached from At that.

1705
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:55,239
Speaker 3: Point, you think it had to be a woman to

1706
01:29:55,319 --> 01:29:58,039
do that well for.

1707
01:29:57,239 --> 01:30:00,560
Speaker 2: For Comedy Central at that time, it had to be

1708
01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:06,239
a female. And let's face it, crowds are cool with

1709
01:30:06,399 --> 01:30:10,279
women talking dirty because the women find it empowering and

1710
01:30:10,319 --> 01:30:13,000
the men think it's phone sets just call her daddy

1711
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:16,960
thing man, and it's very weird. It's very weird because

1712
01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:20,279
women will get off stage and complain about the energy

1713
01:30:20,359 --> 01:30:23,079
that they get from guys and it's like, but.

1714
01:30:23,079 --> 01:30:24,880
Speaker 3: The girl you fired, was she on the pitch the

1715
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:25,520
pitch pilot?

1716
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:29,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she wasn't showing up.

1717
01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:29,279
Speaker 1: Got it?

1718
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:32,479
Speaker 3: And they needed that female presence.

1719
01:30:32,119 --> 01:30:34,399
Speaker 2: On I needed it because they want a sex spot

1720
01:30:34,439 --> 01:30:35,279
to bring people in.

1721
01:30:35,399 --> 01:30:35,720
Speaker 1: Got it?

1722
01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:39,439
Speaker 3: Okay, damn that that's a drag dude, How did you

1723
01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:41,199
deal with that? Were you like pissed for a long time.

1724
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:46,279
Speaker 2: No. I mean, like, Johnny, I'm telling you this. I'm

1725
01:30:46,319 --> 01:30:51,760
telling you this. I got cut from my eighth grade

1726
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:56,119
basketball team, and hand to gud, I realized, nobody gets

1727
01:30:56,159 --> 01:30:59,560
me back then you're telling you, bro, I didn't get

1728
01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:01,840
your basketball game. Nobody gets me.

1729
01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:03,920
Speaker 3: What was your game back then? What was your basketball game?

1730
01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:10,119
Speaker 2: I was defense and great passing, dude, And I just

1731
01:31:10,159 --> 01:31:11,319
didn't make the team.

1732
01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:13,800
Speaker 3: And I was like face guarding people.

1733
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:17,439
Speaker 2: You know, I'm picking you up full fucking court, dude. Dude.

1734
01:31:17,479 --> 01:31:17,960
Speaker 1: They hated it.

1735
01:31:19,159 --> 01:31:20,119
Speaker 3: So that's interesting.

1736
01:31:20,279 --> 01:31:23,359
Speaker 2: So what was what? What was that going into on that?

1737
01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:25,920
Speaker 3: How did we get into that?

1738
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:31,680
Speaker 2: Oh? So basically at the end is that I I

1739
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:34,920
have I was built for COVID. When everything went down,

1740
01:31:35,359 --> 01:31:38,600
we just kept trucking because I have been since day

1741
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:43,239
one on the outside of this whole thing. And you know,

1742
01:31:45,479 --> 01:31:47,800
I was watching Shane Gillis, It's gonna be a little

1743
01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:54,199
inside into my heart. I was watching Shane Gillis ro

1744
01:31:54,399 --> 01:31:59,600
Starry Shafir at the UH at the skankfest.

1745
01:32:00,239 --> 01:32:01,439
Speaker 3: Just on a potter or was it a roast?

1746
01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:04,600
Speaker 2: It was a roast, and he was like, give it

1747
01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:07,760
up for Ardis Shafiri's fifties Edgy and he's not selling tickets.

1748
01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:14,800
I'm like, right, and dude, I love I love Shane Gills,

1749
01:32:15,119 --> 01:32:17,439
but it's like this is all I know. Like, I

1750
01:32:18,159 --> 01:32:20,720
promise you this. I do not try to write Edgie jokes.

1751
01:32:21,279 --> 01:32:25,000
That's my sense of humor, you know. And if you

1752
01:32:25,039 --> 01:32:28,439
watch my new YouTube channel, yeah well I mean, dude,

1753
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:31,800
I mean I watch you know Alie and he's got

1754
01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:34,479
in four weeks, he's got five million views. I have

1755
01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:39,760
two days. I'm at seven thousand people. But the fucking

1756
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:44,520
comments they get, dude, they just don't show it.

1757
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:46,560
Speaker 3: Dude, I see it every video. It doesn't get shown

1758
01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:48,920
to anybody who's not subscribed. Yeah, I think we should

1759
01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:51,079
start buying ads. We should try to work that out

1760
01:32:51,119 --> 01:32:51,800
so that you can buy it.

1761
01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:54,560
Speaker 2: I'll buy all the ads, Johnny, even though I'm going

1762
01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:59,239
to get be aft by taxes. Johnny, Dude, I'm about

1763
01:32:59,279 --> 01:33:04,279
to get aft aft. It might be they're going to

1764
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:05,439
light me up.

1765
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:06,319
Speaker 3: You're already late.

1766
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:11,920
Speaker 2: And all I'm saying is I might become homeless. It's

1767
01:33:11,960 --> 01:33:16,359
just an easier life, dude. I got a homeless guy

1768
01:33:17,119 --> 01:33:19,199
that sleeps in a van in front of my car,

1769
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:23,840
and we just got a new fucking mailman who's a

1770
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:29,239
shredded black guy that wears short shorts and a tank top. Okay,

1771
01:33:29,359 --> 01:33:31,680
and he's afraid of our dogs and our dog is

1772
01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:32,800
a tiny little pug.

1773
01:33:33,399 --> 01:33:35,079
Speaker 3: What's the mail man gotta do with you being here?

1774
01:33:35,159 --> 01:33:38,680
Speaker 2: Because that gay guy is in heaven, Rabel, because he's

1775
01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:42,840
got a homo erotic mailman walking by him all the time.

1776
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:45,880
Speaker 3: You think he's just looking in that window, he's gonna be.

1777
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:48,880
Speaker 2: Talking, dude, he's gonna be slinging ship. And then it's like,

1778
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:56,399
don't come a rocking when this fucking van bea he's

1779
01:33:56,439 --> 01:33:59,039
a nice guy. I just like did not turn my

1780
01:33:59,159 --> 01:34:02,159
block into a gay block party. You know why?

1781
01:34:02,199 --> 01:34:04,560
Speaker 3: They started like really like at Vonn's. Now, if they

1782
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:07,079
give you, they have to ask you if you've already

1783
01:34:07,079 --> 01:34:08,840
paid for a plastic bag before they'll give it to you,

1784
01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:11,479
because homeless people shit in them, and they just take

1785
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:13,600
like millions of them to shit in because they're apparently

1786
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:15,439
like the best ones because they're so thick in color.

1787
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:18,439
Speaker 2: We got dogshit with it. Yeah, Johnny, here's the whole thing.

1788
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:21,600
How come this? If these LA riders really want to

1789
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:24,720
make a difference, why don't they invade a gay pride parade.

1790
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:28,720
Wouldn't that be the ultimate syop on psyops?

1791
01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:29,760
Speaker 3: I would love to see that.

1792
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:32,680
Speaker 2: You just have a bunch of fuck ing Okay, guys

1793
01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:35,159
just trying to suck up. I love a Latin boy.

1794
01:34:35,319 --> 01:34:38,800
Oh my god, trying to fight them back by Did.

1795
01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:42,039
Speaker 3: You speak Spanish to me? Oh my god? But isn't

1796
01:34:42,039 --> 01:34:44,359
that You're going back to Tim Dillan briefly? That isn't

1797
01:34:44,359 --> 01:34:46,880
that interesting? Interesting that there's some kind of I don't know,

1798
01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:50,880
literati or something in Austin that of like you know

1799
01:34:51,359 --> 01:34:53,840
what tech moguls or something that are like bringing people

1800
01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:57,199
into you know, summoning them to kind of program them

1801
01:34:57,279 --> 01:35:00,479
or Yeah, that's strange right in Austin. You would Austin

1802
01:35:00,560 --> 01:35:01,600
like that's kind of an off the beat.

1803
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:04,039
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they wanted San Francisco and they drew

1804
01:35:04,159 --> 01:35:06,079
they fucking drove it into the ground.

1805
01:35:06,159 --> 01:35:08,920
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no, good point, Johnny, I really got I'm

1806
01:35:08,960 --> 01:35:10,399
almost done. Two more stories.

1807
01:35:10,720 --> 01:35:14,920
Speaker 2: I'm dude, I'm sick. You do you tell me? No?

1808
01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:15,079
Speaker 1: No?

1809
01:35:15,079 --> 01:35:17,159
Speaker 2: Two more? We're done? Okay?

1810
01:35:17,359 --> 01:35:21,319
Speaker 3: Uh did you see that? Okay, there's an accusation that

1811
01:35:21,439 --> 01:35:27,560
a Chinese national couple smuggled in a potential crop killing fungus.

1812
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:29,880
And there's this new word I'd never seen before, called

1813
01:35:30,319 --> 01:35:33,039
agro terrorism is what they're calling it. This is more

1814
01:35:33,119 --> 01:35:37,479
China fear CCP fear. This was from the New York Post.

1815
01:35:37,640 --> 01:35:41,520
Speaker 2: Well, if you listen to John Cullin, Obama did the

1816
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:45,319
exact same thing to China. What's that brought a buy

1817
01:35:45,359 --> 01:35:47,520
a weapon in and destroyed all the chickens.

1818
01:35:48,199 --> 01:35:50,560
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good point.

1819
01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:51,079
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1820
01:35:51,239 --> 01:35:54,039
Speaker 3: A Chinese national couple was hit with criminal charges Tuesday

1821
01:35:54,079 --> 01:35:57,760
for allegedly smuggling a dangerous fungus into the United States

1822
01:35:57,800 --> 01:36:01,760
capable of destroying crops and reasoning humans and livestock.

1823
01:36:02,399 --> 01:36:04,760
Speaker 2: Junyoglu thirty four.

1824
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:08,880
Speaker 3: Was caught by the Border Patrol after after attempting to

1825
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:14,920
smuggle in Fusarium gramminarium, a biological pathogen considered a potential

1826
01:36:15,039 --> 01:36:19,560
agro terrorism weapon. Lou initially made false statements about his

1827
01:36:19,720 --> 01:36:22,600
visit to the US and his knowledge of the pathogen,

1828
01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:25,119
before admitting the law enforcement that he was bringing the

1829
01:36:25,119 --> 01:36:27,840
fungus to his girlfriend, who works in the University of

1830
01:36:27,880 --> 01:36:31,800
Michigan lab. She's her name is yu qing Jian. According

1831
01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:35,439
to authorities, so claim and the Chinese government is funding

1832
01:36:35,439 --> 01:36:40,319
her work there, so curious, yeah, curious set they're all spies, yeah,

1833
01:36:40,359 --> 01:36:44,520
all dude, The apparently the university sentiment is fully infiltrated

1834
01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:45,920
by Chinese spies.

1835
01:36:46,079 --> 01:36:47,760
Speaker 2: Chinese Saudis.

1836
01:36:48,079 --> 01:36:51,560
Speaker 3: By the way, should watch that Borman escape. I sent

1837
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:53,479
you a video about a new theory about how Martin

1838
01:36:53,479 --> 01:36:56,640
Borman might have escaped, like specifically by airplane, because there

1839
01:36:56,640 --> 01:37:00,560
was this order that went out right before Hitler allegedly

1840
01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:02,039
off himself.

1841
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:05,840
Speaker 2: But if Venezuela said or Argentina put out documents that

1842
01:37:05,920 --> 01:37:07,239
said he survived.

1843
01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:10,159
Speaker 3: It wasn't Hitler though it was anyway that it wasn't

1844
01:37:10,199 --> 01:37:13,760
Hitler it was, but it was. But yeah, so this

1845
01:37:13,880 --> 01:37:16,880
document was like on this day, which is right right

1846
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:20,479
after Hitler beefed it apparently, so someone would have had

1847
01:37:20,479 --> 01:37:22,560
to have known when he was going to die or

1848
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:23,439
that he was going to leave.

1849
01:37:23,439 --> 01:37:23,920
Speaker 2: At that point.

1850
01:37:24,479 --> 01:37:31,079
Speaker 3: They arranged for high profile couriers like VIP couriers passing

1851
01:37:31,079 --> 01:37:34,319
a message to have these special planes ready for them

1852
01:37:34,359 --> 01:37:37,920
with extra fuel reserves and everything, and and there was

1853
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:40,319
a whole plan to get them to these planes on

1854
01:37:40,479 --> 01:37:42,479
the day like the day that Hitler died, but nobody

1855
01:37:42,560 --> 01:37:43,920
knew that he was going to die on that day

1856
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:44,399
or anything.

1857
01:37:44,760 --> 01:37:48,319
Speaker 2: And so it's as the watch is one of my

1858
01:37:48,399 --> 01:37:49,279
favorite subjects.

1859
01:37:49,359 --> 01:37:52,479
Speaker 3: It's very interesting. And the thought is that maybe Borman

1860
01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:55,680
murdered Hitler on that day, that's what, because he couldn't

1861
01:37:55,800 --> 01:38:01,640
leave until Hitler either beefed it or tried to flee. Yeah,

1862
01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:04,720
like either Hitler had to leave or die for Borman

1863
01:38:04,840 --> 01:38:06,880
to die because Hitler wouldn't let like you know, he

1864
01:38:06,960 --> 01:38:07,560
was like obliged.

1865
01:38:07,720 --> 01:38:10,720
Speaker 2: Maybe Hitler sucked off Borman, it could be, but then

1866
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:14,119
told his boy ass the day portnoy thing.

1867
01:38:14,119 --> 01:38:15,159
Speaker 3: We did that on TF face.

1868
01:38:15,279 --> 01:38:18,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm tired. I'm sorry, guys.

1869
01:38:18,119 --> 01:38:20,359
Speaker 3: Oh no, old last thing. Just played this video and

1870
01:38:20,359 --> 01:38:22,640
then we're done. It's just a very It's like thirty

1871
01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:25,199
seconds this thing. I'm sure you saw it already, but

1872
01:38:25,239 --> 01:38:27,640
it's just showing you how so. I've always said that

1873
01:38:27,680 --> 01:38:31,000
people on TV news are retarded. They're just the dumbest people.

1874
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,000
And you had this did you see this on ABC seven?

1875
01:38:33,039 --> 01:38:36,479
Here and large listen to what this idiot says right here,

1876
01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:39,319
Just the dumbest thing you'll ever hear. Seventeen seconds.

1877
01:38:39,359 --> 01:38:42,279
Speaker 12: Here you go, large group of people. It could turn

1878
01:38:42,479 --> 01:38:44,840
very volatile. If you move law enforcement in there and

1879
01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:47,359
the wrong way and turn what is just a bunch

1880
01:38:47,399 --> 01:38:51,880
of people having fun watching cars burn into a massive

1881
01:38:52,279 --> 01:38:55,199
confrontation and altercation between officers.

1882
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:59,680
Speaker 2: Dude, that is the greatest, the dumbest thing. Oh god,

1883
01:39:00,439 --> 01:39:03,000
what an idiot. Just a bunch of people having fun

1884
01:39:03,079 --> 01:39:05,640
watching cars. Just good old folks, dude, They're just good

1885
01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:09,199
old folks. Watch the cars burned away. Just a bunch

1886
01:39:09,239 --> 01:39:11,600
of people. Don't take them serious. I love you, guys.

1887
01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:13,720
I am so sick and I have a crazy in

1888
01:39:13,840 --> 01:39:16,640
fucking five days, So I love you guys. I gotta go.

1889
01:39:16,720 --> 01:39:17,479
I love you, Johnny.

1890
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:18,039
Speaker 1: The word

1891
01:39:19,720 --> 01:39:35,359
Speaker 2: Patrick Ewing Nice