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<v Speaker 1>I show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Padula Show. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>very excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week, episode three or four was our new producer.

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke did a great job. If you look at the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning with the logo and her wonderful voice, and same

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<v Speaker 1>thing in the end. Wonderful voice, great music. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>great graphics, great technology. Very happy to have her along.

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<v Speaker 1>And like I said, down the road, we are going

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<v Speaker 1>to do the podcast again. So I'm very excited, very happy,

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<v Speaker 1>and again as always we are consumable nonsense. Thank you Brooke,

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<v Speaker 1>and thank you PB in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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<v Speaker 2>You know who you are. Yeah. Hey, Also, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Excited because my girlfriend and I were celebrating fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>So me trying to be a nice boyfriend, I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how about Greece?

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<v Speaker 2>She said, no, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think so, you should stick with the Vassaline.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, see the.

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<v Speaker 1>Way I'm starting off with the right Okay, And you

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<v Speaker 1>know I told you we have a crazy relationship. She

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<v Speaker 1>said the other day that I have an anger problem,

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<v Speaker 1>and really she didn't really say it that way.

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<v Speaker 2>She just said, I'm leaving. Yeah, I'm leaving. So she left.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds sad, but my anger problem is gone. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>it is, because she's not gone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>B S three Changing the way you watch TV. The

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<v Speaker 1>Rewards Fifth Annual Awards show on Roku with BS three

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<v Speaker 1>Changing the way you watch the Congrats to Ben and

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<v Speaker 1>all the staff, the host, the guest phenomenal five years,

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<v Speaker 1>five years. BS three Changing the way you watch TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Check them out on Roku. I told you sports, Entertainment, cultural, spiritual.

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<v Speaker 1>You want it, you got it. B S three Changing

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<v Speaker 1>the way you watch TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of sports, you know, I had a little sparring

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while. I got a black guy a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago. That's kind of like, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>black guy, I'm looking rugged. I'm looking tough, right, black guy?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>So my girlfriend I decided to go to a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm walking in the bar. I'm like, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking tough. Don't trying to mess with me. I'm looking rugging,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking tough. So my girlfriend and I sat down

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<v Speaker 1>at the bar and then wow, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Ordered a couple of beers.

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<v Speaker 1>We start sipping on them, and I heard some saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet your she hits him. What Yeah, And then

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<v Speaker 1>the other person said, yeah, she probably tries to keep

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<v Speaker 1>him in line. So that was that joke. Okay, guess

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<v Speaker 1>what's no joke? That's right, It ain't no joke. If

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<v Speaker 1>your nose is broke. Muhammad Ali check out World Order

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<v Speaker 1>my Friends boards Diablo on YouTube. And also you have

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<v Speaker 1>to football season's coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>College, Come on NFL.

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<v Speaker 1>Whether it's preseason, it doesn't matter what season. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get to box Car Cigars in Bowland, Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 2>Pick up some cigars, get.

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<v Speaker 1>Some some great stuff to drink at De Roul Distilleries.

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<v Speaker 1>Also from my friend Bobby Palco in Bowland, Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 2>A great place to be. You love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, a great selection, good service. You'll never

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<v Speaker 1>regret going. I'm telling you right now, you're never going

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<v Speaker 1>to regret it. Speaking of regrets, No, this is no regrets.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I tell you about Brooke the producer throwing a

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<v Speaker 1>great john You'll see watch episode three oh five.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see what she does with the logo.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I asked her to keep it there, and

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<v Speaker 1>then in the end, whatever she wants to do, I

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<v Speaker 1>give her free rank because she's pretty creative.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and my girlfriend talking her the other day. We

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<v Speaker 2>were getting along. She's went on to tell me that

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<v Speaker 2>her friend, her.

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<v Speaker 1>Girlfriend, has six children. I said, oh wow. She said, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she suffers from add I said, oh wow, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. She goes yeah, all different dance, all different dads. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't like this, that's okay, because you could check

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<v Speaker 1>out Vinnie from zob filling with his characters, his bits.

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<v Speaker 2>He's funny, all right, give me a chance. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's consumable nonsense Vinnie and so Philly. You'll really really.

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<v Speaker 1>Like him on Instagram and some great music too from

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<v Speaker 1>Mike g l E and d I and I am Gee.

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<v Speaker 1>He's on Spotify. Great blues, great jazz, just anything from

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<v Speaker 1>Mikey is fantastic. Also on Instagram as well. Good to

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<v Speaker 1>have you back. Mind and you could hear in the

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<v Speaker 1>background my dog. Okay, he's little nuts. So with that

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<v Speaker 1>in mind, uh forget these carbon dating thing. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't thinking about it, but my.

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<v Speaker 1>Friend Frankie was telling me that his grandfather, he was

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<v Speaker 1>like in his eighties, was thinking about carbon dating and

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<v Speaker 1>he said he chose not to. He said he found

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<v Speaker 1>this app because in this day and age, they have

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<v Speaker 1>apps for everything. Well, here he found an app for

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<v Speaker 1>you know, seniors that suffer from incontinence. And the name

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<v Speaker 1>of the app is ip Freely. Yeah, hip Freely. So

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<v Speaker 1>his grandfather has the user name, which I think is

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Is will he make it? Will he make it? Is

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<v Speaker 2>his user name. So anyway, so he had some success

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<v Speaker 2>with it. He met this woman.

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<v Speaker 1>He asked the woman for her number and she said

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<v Speaker 1>it was one forty over ninety five, one forty over

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<v Speaker 1>ninety five. Oh, I got to keep this within ten minutes. So,

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<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen, I did mention BS three change when

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<v Speaker 1>he watched TV de Row Distillerys, box Car Cigars, my

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<v Speaker 1>man Mikey on Spotify, Goal World Order, what else? I

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<v Speaker 1>m Vinnie from South Philly. Yeah, and also Brook rook

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<v Speaker 1>our new producer. And I got to tell you about

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<v Speaker 1>a song she wrote about Paul Skeins and she's going

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<v Speaker 1>to perform it at the end of this show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're too fast for me. Paul Skeines could be the

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<v Speaker 1>Rookie of the year. I hope on the Pirates I should.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm picturing for the Pirates today, So I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get finished with this vet yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of my friend Frankie.

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<v Speaker 1>He told me a couple of months ago fund of

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<v Speaker 1>fascinating and he says when he sneezes, he has crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>crazy orgasms.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Frankie, are you serious? Bow? He said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm serious. He goes, I have.

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<v Speaker 1>These crazy, hardcore orgasms, like I'm actually having sex.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, come on, Frankie, you sure?

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, yeah, I sneeze, I have orgasms. I hey, Frankie,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you taking for? He goes, Pepper who all right, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go because I gotta get Producer Brook on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. She's gonna sing You're too fast for me,

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Skins. If you like it, please share life, comment, subscribe,

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<v Speaker 1>I mention it to you too, and a month or

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<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna get you'll see the promo for the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>The Padulla.

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<v Speaker 2>Show consumerable nonsense podcast ladies and gentlemen. I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Give Producer Brooke listen you love it.

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<v Speaker 1>A bit of peace, remember, wake up, open up your eyes,

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<v Speaker 1>love life, live life, make sure you laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>Your too, best forby the pirates.

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<v Speaker 1>Even start Pitcher with that guy. Please got talent up

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<v Speaker 1>silease do the beast hobby.

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<v Speaker 2>They just love.

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<v Speaker 1>You're too vastly with that bitch of busy opp grab

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<v Speaker 1>up