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No you did? 7 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:32.719 Now transcribe from Hollywood The American Safety Razor Corporation, makers 8 00:00:32.719 --> 00:00:36.479 of Blue Star Razor Blades, present The Red Skelton Show 9 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:54.759 When Red Skelton, David Rose's orchestral Lorene Tunnod, Pat McGee 10 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:56.799 and Dick Ryan, and the Smith Twins will be me 11 00:00:57.079 --> 00:01:11.560 Rod O'Connors From a Skelton scrapbook of satire, a story 12 00:01:11.719 --> 00:01:15.359 entitled The Town Gossip and Its Stars. As Clem can 13 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:37.560 Ittle Hopper m g M's clown, Red Skelton, welk you all. 14 00:01:40.719 --> 00:01:41.560 You do? 15 00:01:47.519 --> 00:01:47.680 Boy? 16 00:01:47.719 --> 00:01:50.040 You never expected a voice like that to come out 17 00:01:50.040 --> 00:01:50.239 of me? 18 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:50.719 Did you. 19 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:53.120 Thought of a cowl? 20 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:53.480 Maybe? 21 00:01:53.560 --> 00:02:00.319 But not me? Oh? Sick cow at that. I'm a 22 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:03.480 bathtub singer myself. I only sing in the bathtub, of course, 23 00:02:03.560 --> 00:02:12.159 I don't sing much. Hey, did you hear what happened 24 00:02:12.159 --> 00:02:14.400 to me the other day? I found a diamond ring 25 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:18.400 in the bathtub? Really, yeah, what did you do? Wipe 26 00:02:18.400 --> 00:02:24.560 the ring out and put the diamond of a pocket? 27 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:27.879 I'm going too fast for ring, and let me know 28 00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:38.560 I didn't get it either. Well, tonight, I'd like to 29 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:41.039 tell you a story about the town gossip and how 30 00:02:41.080 --> 00:02:43.879 they almost ruined my good name. That is, if you 31 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:48.879 can ruin a name like Caddittle Hopper. Now there's a 32 00:02:48.960 --> 00:02:51.960 name for you, Caditle Hopper. I've been much better off 33 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:55.960 with a number. Well, it's not to tell the folks 34 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:59.560 a story. Well, yeah, it's about how a gossip and snowball, 35 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:03.439 a word grows into a sentence, from a sentence into 36 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:06.560 a paragraph, and from a paragraph and to a fabulous story. 37 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:09.599 And there's enough dirt in each man's mind to make 38 00:03:09.680 --> 00:03:17.680 things grow. You see, this all started at the last 39 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:21.120 national bank that's down on the corner of Hickory and Dickory, 40 00:03:21.199 --> 00:03:33.560 that's down with the docks. Well, there's all the townspeople 41 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:38.680 and two good friends, Red Skelton, Roud O'Connor. It's Skelton. 42 00:03:38.719 --> 00:03:40.639 What did you come in the bank for it? What 43 00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:42.560 did I come in here for? It rents out a 44 00:03:42.599 --> 00:03:47.400 few things. I came here to deposit my check from 45 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:59.520 metrop and mare. Are they paying out? Yeah? You keep 46 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:01.719 one boy, you'll be cut the only two box hops 47 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:05.599 a week. Well, I got the top of the next 48 00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:08.800 teller's window. Oh look who the teller is? That old 49 00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:15.199 lady who's so near sighted? Who can I help you? 50 00:04:15.199 --> 00:04:16.800 You've got money? 51 00:04:16.439 --> 00:04:32.600 My goodness, you must be ill. Your face is white? 52 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:38.680 Is the sheet? It's the sheet of paper you're looking at. Look? Miss? 53 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:41.439 Oh, how did you know I was a miss? 54 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:48.519 You haven't hit yet. Look, i'd like to make a wow. 55 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:51.199 Did I hear your back book? 56 00:04:52.519 --> 00:04:55.360 Well, my wife is at home on the chase, louds 57 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:58.879 reading it. Oh, here it is here? 58 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:03.199 How on earth did you bank? We'll get this word 59 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:03.639 on it. 60 00:05:04.680 --> 00:05:09.240 You're holding my hands. This is the bank book. 61 00:05:09.319 --> 00:05:12.000 Oh heaven by, I'm sorry. 62 00:05:12.199 --> 00:05:21.240 You're a snap a lion. One way it and get 63 00:05:21.240 --> 00:05:26.639 it over with. They're ninety cents a dozen. 64 00:05:26.480 --> 00:05:31.839 Now, Now, how much did you want to draw out. 65 00:05:31.639 --> 00:05:32.720 Of your shavys? 66 00:05:32.759 --> 00:05:35.319 Well, let's see the bills I've got to pay. Come 67 00:05:35.399 --> 00:05:37.399 to exactly fifty nine dollars. 68 00:05:37.680 --> 00:05:42.480 Here's your money, ten twenty thirty like esisty fifty five 69 00:05:42.600 --> 00:05:46.920 fifty nine nine. These bills they certainly crisp. 70 00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:51.839 So take those blotters back and give me some money. Wait, 71 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:01.000 h Holley clamb will oh are you right back to 72 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:05.879 you too? That's me always with him fast come back? Yeah, 73 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:07.639 Well what are you doing in the bank? 74 00:06:07.680 --> 00:06:08.360 C oh? 75 00:06:08.439 --> 00:06:11.160 I gets Mosy's in the film A fountain pin? What else? 76 00:06:12.240 --> 00:06:14.639 But clem They don't build banks just so people can 77 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:22.040 come in and borrowing. Oh you mean they have a sideline. 78 00:06:22.399 --> 00:06:24.079 You know. I used to get my ink at the 79 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:26.680 post office, but I had to buy my own pin. 80 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:29.879 Them post office pins are dis great. You see they 81 00:06:29.920 --> 00:06:31.879 play darts with him in the post office pins for 82 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:34.160 about three weeks before they release them to the podley. 83 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:42.240 Have you ever tried to make an X with one 84 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:46.079 of them pins in the post office? All you gotta 85 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:48.120 do is make an EX and everybody's standing around. He's 86 00:06:48.120 --> 00:06:54.399 got blue freckles. Look at at that bank. Ain't is 87 00:06:54.439 --> 00:06:57.439 getting worse every month? Now. I'm not one to complain, 88 00:06:57.560 --> 00:07:00.839 but if they don't make some improvements to be forced 89 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:04.759 to take my business elsewhere, Well, don't you keep your 90 00:07:04.759 --> 00:07:07.439 money in the bank? When I should say not, I 91 00:07:07.560 --> 00:07:10.000 keep it in my stock. Boy, that's the reason why 92 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:14.120 I'm sprouting bunions on my seventh tool. I guess my 93 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.759 shoes just ain't roomy enough to handle all them toes 94 00:07:16.800 --> 00:07:21.639 and them pennies too. Getting back this bank era, how 95 00:07:21.639 --> 00:07:23.439 come you don't keep your money in the bank because 96 00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:26.519 they're always pulling fast on. Now, look at that money 97 00:07:26.519 --> 00:07:29.079 they're handling today, Well, what's wrong with that? That money 98 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:32.959 ain't ripe. Look, it's still green. You put your money 99 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:34.879 in the bank. It's the stilliest thing I ever heard of. 100 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:37.199 You give them all your money and they don't return it. 101 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:39.199 They just give you a little book full of numbers. Boy, 102 00:07:39.279 --> 00:07:42.759 what a racket that is. Yeah, pull up everybody and 103 00:07:42.759 --> 00:07:48.120 give them that number, and nobody answers. That's the stupidest 104 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:50.040 thing you ever said. You want to say it over, 105 00:07:51.240 --> 00:07:57.800 I don't know. I think I did fairly well that. Well, 106 00:07:57.879 --> 00:07:59.839 now that I got my pen filled, I guess I'll 107 00:07:59.839 --> 00:08:02.560 get back to the farm. That the chicken house got 108 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:05.399 struck by lightning last night. You never saw so many 109 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:08.600 feathers fly in all your life. Did you light then 110 00:08:08.720 --> 00:08:11.560 kill the chickens? No, but it sure affected them. Eggs 111 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:15.160 are lean, they're ages ain't any good deed anymore, but 112 00:08:15.199 --> 00:08:21.160 they make offan damdy light bulbs. Well kip the move. Ye, 113 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:32.879 well that's all that happened. And then I stopped into 114 00:08:32.919 --> 00:08:35.360 the bank to film a pen And then I stopped 115 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:38.240 into the music story to here Dave Roseniy's orchestra played 116 00:08:38.559 --> 00:10:37.840 strenkle patience. Now we got a little news for you 117 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:41.759 men only. But you ladies can stick around to save face, 118 00:10:42.080 --> 00:10:47.519 not shave face. Save face, then why pay more for 119 00:10:47.679 --> 00:10:51.279 razor blades when your face won't know you did? Your 120 00:10:51.360 --> 00:10:54.480 face will never find a blade sharper than blue Star, 121 00:10:54.679 --> 00:10:58.720 because no razor blades are sharper than blue Star. Figure 122 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:01.960 it out yourself. Blue Star razor blades are made of 123 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:05.720 the finest blue steel, and they're ground and honed in 124 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:10.320 oil just like the highest price blades. They're tops in quality, 125 00:11:10.360 --> 00:11:14.000 but so economical. Think of it. A regular package of 126 00:11:14.120 --> 00:11:18.720 single or double edged Blue Star blades costs only one dime, 127 00:11:19.399 --> 00:11:22.320 and you save plenty when you buy the large economy 128 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:27.320 size dispensers. So for your very next shave, five blue 129 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:32.679 Star razor blades. Remember blue Star winds on face value, 130 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:38.000 so five more more razor blade base won't know you 131 00:11:38.159 --> 00:11:51.440 did well. Here I am lend an ear to mister 132 00:11:51.519 --> 00:11:55.879 footy duties our towns busy bunny. He tries to bend 133 00:11:55.919 --> 00:12:00.440 everybody's ears, Skelton's and o'conners, including Skelton. 134 00:12:00.519 --> 00:12:02.919 Want this I hear about you or missus Skelton. 135 00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:11.720 Cleaning your teeth? I don't know, mister fuddy, do you? 136 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:13.440 What is your big ears? Just hurt? 137 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:16.039 Well? As you know, I'm not one to gossip. 138 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:17.360 Since when I. 139 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:21.639 Don't change the subject. Is it true that you and 140 00:12:21.720 --> 00:12:23.000 your wife have piffed? 141 00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:42.879 No, Georgia and I have not piffed. If that's supposed, 142 00:12:44.399 --> 00:12:47.639 you're supposed now, you're not supposed to act out those lines. 143 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:50.519 Come now, missus Skelton, you're forgetting that we're on the 144 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:53.840 same party line. Oh by the way, this morning I 145 00:12:53.879 --> 00:12:56.360 heard missus Skelton talking to her mother and she said 146 00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:58.399 you've beaten her for the last time. 147 00:12:59.200 --> 00:13:03.120 She was talking about caster she finally won the game. 148 00:13:03.200 --> 00:13:04.519 I'm glad you're enjoying it. 149 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:06.720 You mean you're not piffed? 150 00:13:10.360 --> 00:13:12.840 Would you stop using that word? It's getting in my eye. 151 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:19.120 So Georgia and I were never happier. 152 00:13:20.039 --> 00:13:23.840 Kill joy, mister O'Connor, how are you and your wife 153 00:13:23.919 --> 00:13:24.480 getting along? 154 00:13:24.559 --> 00:13:26.440 Well, I hate to disappoint you, mister fuddy doddy, but 155 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:27.840 Sylvie and I are getting along. Swell. 156 00:13:28.039 --> 00:13:33.399 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. By the bye, did 157 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:36.080 you hear all the ladis on Clem kadet Hopper, No, we. 158 00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:38.240 Didn't hear on about it. Stopped poking your big nose 159 00:13:38.279 --> 00:13:39.120 in our little facts. 160 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:42.480 Oh yeah, Only a few minutes ago I saw Clem 161 00:13:42.519 --> 00:13:44.840 Braisley walk into this bank and steal some ink from 162 00:13:44.879 --> 00:13:47.200 his fountain pen. And not only that, but he stole 163 00:13:47.240 --> 00:13:48.200 some blotters as well. 164 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:52.440 Well, what's what terrible about Clem filling his fountain pen? Yeah, 165 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:55.600 besides the fact he can't write. When he makes an X, 166 00:13:55.759 --> 00:13:59.840 he has to abbreviate that. You know this can develop 167 00:13:59.879 --> 00:14:03.879 an do a three day show. Kinda was talking to 168 00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:05.759 Clem and he didn't steal any water. You want to 169 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:07.919 mind your own business with your fuddy duddy. 170 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:10.679 Don't get me wrong, gentlemen, I don't want this scam 171 00:14:10.759 --> 00:14:10.879 to go. 172 00:14:10.919 --> 00:14:11.480 I infer that. 173 00:14:12.200 --> 00:14:14.440 That's why I feel it's my duty to phone missus 174 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:16.879 lumplump and tell her not to breathe it to a soul. 175 00:14:19.240 --> 00:14:22.360 Why, mister, you say you talk them speak out of 176 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:24.559 the bank with six ink wells, a dozen blotters and 177 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:28.960 the manager's swivel chair. I can't believe it, but I will. 178 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:32.159 I gotta hang up now until Willy before I forget it. 179 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:34.519 Oh, this will. 180 00:14:34.320 --> 00:14:35.519 Make me the hit of the bridge. 181 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:39.279 Posey, Willy, break up, break up? 182 00:14:40.879 --> 00:14:42.360 Look, Willy, it's almost u. 183 00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:49.720 Wake up, Willy. I mixed you a short one, not 184 00:14:49.799 --> 00:14:50.080 too much. 185 00:14:59.080 --> 00:15:02.360 Hurry up over better, just opened my mouth and you 186 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:05.960 pour it in. Come on now get up, Okay, I'm 187 00:15:06.080 --> 00:15:11.279 getting up. Pull my head. Why didn't you tell me 188 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:15.960 I was sleeping under the dresser? Wait, I have a 189 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:19.879 rough night. I will never go through that again, go 190 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:23.320 through walk the case of the nature had a call. 191 00:15:27.399 --> 00:15:29.919 Oh my head, boy, when happened to my hair, I 192 00:15:30.120 --> 00:15:32.399 was all my hair at top of my head, a 193 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:33.399 ball of lumping. 194 00:15:33.480 --> 00:15:35.960 You're feeling the ice bag on top of your head? 195 00:15:36.320 --> 00:15:40.080 Ice bag? Or I'm glad to know that I thought 196 00:15:40.120 --> 00:15:43.759 I had water on the brain cubed up on me. 197 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:48.759 Now, Billy, open your eyes and look at me. 198 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:52.120 You ever do that. 199 00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:58.559 Familiar can Now you've killed my happ a type for breakfast. 200 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:02.440 The least thing you could do is take that mudpack 201 00:16:02.519 --> 00:16:03.200 off your face. 202 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:05.519 I'm not wearing them uppack. 203 00:16:05.679 --> 00:16:11.080 Well cook, what one are The way you look in 204 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:13.759 the morning, you look like you were celebrating Halloween all 205 00:16:13.799 --> 00:16:17.080 the time. You look like a greas porcupine. Them hair 206 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:20.639 curlers sticking out like that and no makeup. What are 207 00:16:20.679 --> 00:16:23.080 you trying to do? Stare me the debt or you 208 00:16:23.200 --> 00:16:25.000 can collect on my incurance. 209 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:27.480 Oh, come on, get off. 210 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:32.000 It's almost new which reminds me, where were you until 211 00:16:32.120 --> 00:16:33.200 three this morning? 212 00:16:34.639 --> 00:16:40.519 That is a very interesting question. I had to work 213 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:45.559 late at the office. I was dictating a few letters 214 00:16:45.679 --> 00:16:46.840 into the dictaphone. 215 00:16:47.240 --> 00:16:49.639 Then what was that I smell on your breath? 216 00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:55.440 Well, one of those stupid jenitors oil. The dictaphone was gin. 217 00:16:57.799 --> 00:16:58.879 And all night long. 218 00:16:58.960 --> 00:17:00.440 I kept talking to me. 219 00:17:01.799 --> 00:17:04.519 I really forgot mister Buddy that he just called and 220 00:17:04.599 --> 00:17:06.680 told me that plimed little hopper sneaked out of the 221 00:17:06.759 --> 00:17:10.480 bank with all the way safer basket, three adding machines. 222 00:17:10.440 --> 00:17:12.400 And six cartons of ditchy cops. 223 00:17:12.599 --> 00:17:20.640 No kidden clim couldttle Harper kidnapped six Ditchi cratch. I 224 00:17:20.759 --> 00:17:22.960 better get over his George barn grill tell him all 225 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:26.680 about this. Well, like him. Why this really shocked the petzel. 226 00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:30.920 I'll see you later. Now point me to the front 227 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:32.559 door and get me out of here. 228 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:36.519 Willy, that's the shower door, and I've got the shower running. 229 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:38.079 Don't bother me. 230 00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:39.480 I know where I'm. 231 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:46.519 Willy, come out of there. But I buy your bumber stoop. 232 00:17:46.559 --> 00:17:57.960 There's a cloud burst out by hell. I'm going to 233 00:17:58.039 --> 00:17:59.759 have the drugstore and buy a paper. I want to 234 00:17:59.799 --> 00:18:02.160 see there is anything in it about Clym. It might 235 00:18:02.240 --> 00:18:07.079 be gossip spreads. I just heard the Smith Twins. We're 236 00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:09.880 going to sing Gpsy Doodle accompanied by Dave Rose in 237 00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:10.440 the orchestra. 238 00:18:17.480 --> 00:18:21.119 The disky Doodle the thing to be wase. The dipsy 239 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:24.559 doodle will get in your head and you forget you 240 00:18:24.720 --> 00:18:26.000 who it hurdn't be worse. 241 00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:31.359 The things you say, welcome on like you love me, 242 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:35.279 love you. That's the way the dipsy dools will work. 243 00:18:36.279 --> 00:18:38.519 They do is easy to find. 244 00:18:38.640 --> 00:18:41.680 It's almost always in back of your mind. 245 00:18:42.559 --> 00:18:46.240 You never know where. The tears too late and you're 246 00:18:46.279 --> 00:18:52.240 in such a terrible state. The moon jundt you. That's 247 00:18:52.279 --> 00:18:54.039 the way the dipsy dool work. 248 00:18:54.799 --> 00:18:58.440 When you think that's a crazy you're the victim of 249 00:18:58.559 --> 00:18:59.119 the gipsy. 250 00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:03.039 But it's not your mind that's hazing. 251 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:05.240 If you don't, that's a fault. 252 00:19:05.440 --> 00:19:09.480 Not to do. You better listen and try to be 253 00:19:09.640 --> 00:19:11.000 good and. 254 00:19:11.079 --> 00:19:14.559 Try to do all the things that you should have to. 255 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:18.480 Look at you some days you think you're crazy. The 256 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:23.880 things that you say like rhythm, God all Him, that's 257 00:19:23.880 --> 00:19:24.880 the way that this to do. 258 00:19:25.400 --> 00:19:30.119 When you think that you're crazy, you're the vicsion of 259 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:34.920 the gipsy. You But it's not your mind that's hazing. 260 00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:37.920 If you don't, that's the fault. Not to do. 261 00:19:39.839 --> 00:19:42.039 You are listening to try to be good. 262 00:19:43.079 --> 00:19:45.279 You try to do all the things that you should 263 00:19:46.279 --> 00:19:49.799 it to do. Look at you some day you think 264 00:19:49.880 --> 00:19:55.039 you're crazy. The things that you say like rhythm, God Him, 265 00:19:56.039 --> 00:19:59.640 that's the way that that you do. Work to do. 266 00:20:00.279 --> 00:20:09.599 That's the way that is. 267 00:20:09.839 --> 00:20:29.119 Don't why fay more bwing the braid when. 268 00:20:28.960 --> 00:20:31.799 Your faith won't know you again, when your face won't 269 00:20:31.839 --> 00:20:33.920 know you? Did I never do anything? Now I'm telling 270 00:20:34.039 --> 00:20:38.839 my face bur Well red. Here's special news for every 271 00:20:38.920 --> 00:20:42.440 face that shaves with double edged blades. 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Speak up faces, tell 283 00:21:25.759 --> 00:21:37.599 your bodies to get Blue Star blades. Sanna's clam singing 284 00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:39.559 at the sort of fountain. Hey, clam, I not you 285 00:21:39.559 --> 00:21:43.559 went back to the farm. Oh all that talk going 286 00:21:43.640 --> 00:21:46.000 around about me, I ain't got the nerve to go back. 287 00:21:46.480 --> 00:21:50.440 I'm a disgrace to the peak pin. Oh buck up, clam. Well, 288 00:21:50.640 --> 00:21:52.799 my teeth are all bucked up, but that's not all. 289 00:21:54.359 --> 00:21:57.200 I'm trying to drown my troubles in a molded Jimmy Yugart. 290 00:21:59.440 --> 00:22:01.799 So you've heard what the people are saying about you. Yeah, 291 00:22:01.799 --> 00:22:04.880 I heard what people have been saying about me. They're 292 00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:07.440 saying I broke every window in the bank trying to 293 00:22:07.880 --> 00:22:10.240 set the place on fire. Oh that's not true. No, 294 00:22:10.519 --> 00:22:12.720 all I did was cash a bum check for ten 295 00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:16.400 thousand dollars. Now you didn't cash any bum check, Yes 296 00:22:16.519 --> 00:22:18.480 I did. I got the past the wreck from the 297 00:22:18.519 --> 00:22:21.039 bluck driver, who heard it from one of his friends, 298 00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:23.000 who heard it from his wife, who heard it from 299 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:25.319 the milkman, who heard it from his mother in law, 300 00:22:25.519 --> 00:22:29.079 who forgot where see you heard it. Look, that's not true. 301 00:22:29.160 --> 00:22:30.559 I was with you at the time. I saw you 302 00:22:30.680 --> 00:22:34.039 fill your pan with things. Oh no, so how could 303 00:22:34.119 --> 00:22:38.240 too many people do these things to other people? Oh? 304 00:22:38.480 --> 00:22:41.200 Things have really gotten serious when the gossips have even 305 00:22:41.319 --> 00:22:44.559 convinced you. My gosh, don't worry, clem. I'm going out 306 00:22:44.559 --> 00:22:48.680 and put those blabber mouths straight. Come on right, let's go. Hey, 307 00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:50.680 Look there goes Junior running into the house. I'll go 308 00:22:50.799 --> 00:22:59.119 tell his mother the true story about clam. You mean 309 00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:05.400 sinker has returned. I'm on the ladder cleaning the ceiling. 310 00:23:05.720 --> 00:23:07.599 Don't come in here. I've got to come in. I 311 00:23:07.680 --> 00:23:09.480 got something to tell you, Junior. 312 00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:10.519 Don't open that door. 313 00:23:10.680 --> 00:23:17.839 I promise not to disturb you. Which out. Oh good heaven, 314 00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:21.559 it looked like I broke my widow. Promise, what did 315 00:23:21.640 --> 00:23:22.039 you break? 316 00:23:22.279 --> 00:23:22.319 You? 317 00:23:25.720 --> 00:23:27.400 I told you not to open that door. 318 00:23:28.039 --> 00:23:29.680 You knocked me off the ladder, and it's a wonder 319 00:23:29.720 --> 00:23:32.039 I didn't break every bone in my body. 320 00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:34.359 Well, come on, mummy, get your head out of the oven. 321 00:23:34.519 --> 00:23:36.839 You liable to wind up with a half baked expression 322 00:23:36.920 --> 00:23:37.440 on your phone. 323 00:23:38.759 --> 00:23:40.000 I'll teach you to disobey me. 324 00:23:40.599 --> 00:23:41.359 You come here to me. 325 00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:44.920 I'm mean now, don't get your hair brushing and uproar. 326 00:23:45.119 --> 00:23:48.480 Remember what happens when you take your high blood brighter 327 00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:49.640 up me, blue. 328 00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:56.400 Jeans, come down, light hair, good heavens Junior? 329 00:23:56.839 --> 00:23:59.480 Who gave you that black eye? No one I had 330 00:23:59.519 --> 00:23:59.880 to fight? 331 00:24:04.279 --> 00:24:05.519 Oh, I'll settle with you later. 332 00:24:05.720 --> 00:24:07.640 Oh good, March right up to your room and stay 333 00:24:07.640 --> 00:24:08.440 there until I tend. 334 00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:11.160 You to come down. But before I go, can I 335 00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:12.200 tell you by some gossip? 336 00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:12.680 No? 337 00:24:13.119 --> 00:24:14.279 I don't care to hear any gossip. 338 00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:17.279 Okay, you way boy, But case you're really juicy? 339 00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:19.400 Right off with a grape spying. 340 00:24:19.200 --> 00:24:22.799 Junior, I said, I didn't want who's the gossip about? 341 00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:25.039 Would I tell you later? But I got to get 342 00:24:25.079 --> 00:24:27.640 up through my room. I heard the trim codidle hopper 343 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:30.039 held up a bank and got away with fifty dollars 344 00:24:30.079 --> 00:24:32.720 dollars and the FBI is not on his trail. 345 00:24:34.559 --> 00:24:37.559 Why who ever started such a vicious story? I've known 346 00:24:37.599 --> 00:24:39.160 Claim a long time and you could never get me 347 00:24:39.240 --> 00:24:40.279 to believe that about him. 348 00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:42.599 But Mummy, I tell you that's what they shade. 349 00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:47.880 They say, Who are they? Just irresponsible busybodies who have 350 00:24:47.960 --> 00:24:50.160 nothing better to do than pick at the character of 351 00:24:50.160 --> 00:24:54.079 their fellow men like bloodthirsty vulture. As a wise man 352 00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:57.279 once said, they say is half a lie. 353 00:24:57.759 --> 00:25:02.720 Yes, that's what they shade. And I am with you. 354 00:25:04.759 --> 00:25:06.480 I don't know what you said, but I ain't with 355 00:25:06.680 --> 00:25:10.640 you humming down. I'm glad you don't see any goship 356 00:25:10.680 --> 00:25:13.880 black other people day, Loreen, did you hear about Clym? 357 00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:16.640 But I think it's terrible what they're saying about poor Claim. 358 00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:18.440 Well, it's worse than you know. I just saw Clem 359 00:25:18.519 --> 00:25:20.519 riding down the street and the police car. They've arrested 360 00:25:20.599 --> 00:25:21.759 him for robbing the banks. 361 00:25:21.799 --> 00:25:23.480 Oh no, but he's innocent. 362 00:25:23.519 --> 00:25:24.480 We've got to help him. 363 00:25:24.599 --> 00:25:27.319 And I know who started it, old mister Floody Duddy, 364 00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:29.160 that old flabber blabber Mount. 365 00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:30.640 They don't shift hips. 366 00:25:32.200 --> 00:25:34.640 He started all your gotcha. I'm supposed to meet them 367 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:35.359 down at the city hall. 368 00:25:35.559 --> 00:25:36.319 What are we waiting for? 369 00:25:36.519 --> 00:25:37.720 Let's go and I come through. 370 00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:40.000 Yes, dear, I don't need something to hit mister fuddy 371 00:25:40.039 --> 00:25:40.759 Duddy all. 372 00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:41.880 Over the head, will. 373 00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:50.039 Sergeant. I tell you that Clem's innocence. 374 00:25:50.119 --> 00:25:52.519 He most certainly is clim garpower. 375 00:25:52.599 --> 00:25:53.400 He's the nice guy. 376 00:25:53.799 --> 00:25:55.880 I don't see why the only one is getting so mad. 377 00:25:56.079 --> 00:26:00.920 Oh twin blew, you big blapper mountain right? No, all right, 378 00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:03.119 now I'm the desk stage and here, so let's sleeve 379 00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:08.319 down a bit. Where did this come from? No, mister 380 00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:10.920 fuddy Duddy, you called this to arrest clim Kiddle Hupper. 381 00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:13.079 Now what proof do you have that he held up 382 00:26:13.119 --> 00:26:16.480 the bank? And here you guys you seek calling that money? 383 00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:17.599 Come on, spick up. 384 00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:22.960 In the state money, pack up, pick up, Well, officer, I. 385 00:26:23.160 --> 00:26:27.440 Heard that is I thought I heard that is the. 386 00:26:29.240 --> 00:26:34.039 Look at that he Bring your hat in here yourself, 387 00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:37.160 mister fuddy Duddy. I don't care about what you heard. 388 00:26:37.640 --> 00:26:40.559 I want to know, did Clem rub the bank or 389 00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:41.799 did he not rub the bank? 390 00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:44.359 Well, sir, he took some ink for his fountain pen. 391 00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:46.200 That's Stephen, and he should be arrested. 392 00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:48.559 Oh sure, that's all it was. Do you know what's 393 00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:51.599 gonna happen to you, Judge bing CROs Be gonna beat 394 00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:58.039 you the desk with very Fitzgerald. Clem just took something, yes, 395 00:26:58.319 --> 00:27:01.920 and you had to pick up clem be that hey, Sam, 396 00:27:02.559 --> 00:27:05.599 release clim look a fish blacker mouth too. 397 00:27:05.720 --> 00:27:07.960 And that second sergeant, why are you arresting me? 398 00:27:08.279 --> 00:27:11.720 I'm arresting you for carrying a dangerous weapon your mouth. 399 00:27:12.680 --> 00:27:15.359 Take him away before it contaminates all of it. Good, 400 00:27:15.680 --> 00:27:18.680 good for you. Thanks, well, come on, folks, let's go. Yeah, 401 00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:21.559