Speaker 1: I promise you. I absolutely love and Drameda. I do.
Speaker 1: I've watched the series three times this year alone. Mm hm,
Speaker 1: And I absolutely love you know, I adore Babylon fav okay,
Speaker 1: But I don't know, it just feels like something we
Speaker 1: always do watch stuff. Anyways, why don't we try something different. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to try to convince you to go
Speaker 1: swim in.
Speaker 2: With me again. Well, I mean that was I understand.
Speaker 1: I absolutely smoked you in that pool and you feel
Speaker 1: a little self conscious in earstone trunks, and there were
Speaker 1: a lot of How was I supposed to know that
Speaker 1: there was a female swim team for this city, much
Speaker 1: less that they were practicing on that day, and that
Speaker 1: there were so many of them and it was almost
Speaker 1: exclusively girls there. Look, it was just that one time
Speaker 1: you've loved swimming.
Speaker 2: Outside of that, No, I'm not going to try to
Speaker 2: convince you to.
Speaker 1: Go dance in though I still stand by the fact
Speaker 1: that most people don't quote dance very well. And if
Speaker 1: you care about what's going on on the dance floor,
Speaker 1: then you're doing it wrong. You're just supposed to just
Speaker 1: let the beat sink into your spine and sway to
Speaker 1: the music and just lock eyes with the person who's
Speaker 1: on the floor with you. And as long as there's smiling,
Speaker 1: then you're looking pretty good. And I've never looked at
Speaker 1: you and not smiled. Goodness, you're so cute.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I knew, I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew the moment I said you were cute, You're
Speaker 1: gonna rebuff me. Listen here, beauty's in the eye of
Speaker 1: the beholder, and to me, you're a goddamn charm. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, you telling me that you're not cute
Speaker 1: after I tell you that I believe you're cute. Is
Speaker 1: you essentially following me a liar. You are denying my
Speaker 1: reality and telling me that I'm wrong. I'm not wrong
Speaker 1: in the fact that I find you to be sexy.
Speaker 1: You can say I disagree, but you can't tell me
Speaker 1: that I am I'm wrong, because in my reality you
Speaker 1: are a mother's stinking supermodel and I just can't wait
Speaker 1: to get my Well, that is another thing we could
Speaker 1: do to not But I think the problem with you
Speaker 1: is you need to learn how to relax.
Speaker 2: You need to learn how to let go.
Speaker 1: You like to control all the things around you.
Speaker 2: You like to think that you.
Speaker 1: Know absolutely everything, you broody mother stinker. So how about
Speaker 1: you just let me decide what's gonna happen for once
Speaker 1: in your stinking love. Hm hmm yeah here. Just what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to do is just to turn around.
Speaker 2: Turn around here. Just just trust me and just.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just gonna here. I'm just gonna yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go. No deep breaths.
Speaker 2: You're fine, You're perfectly fine. You are safe.
Speaker 1: You well, No, I imagine it is kind of hard
Speaker 1: to hear me, isn't it with my thighs around.
Speaker 2: Your you know ears like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no, no, I've got my legs locked around
Speaker 1: your chest and it's just a little bit here. I
Speaker 1: just released my thighs a little bit, but tighten my ankles.
Speaker 1: I got you in a nice little thigh lock here.
Speaker 1: See we're wrestling. Yeah, let's see if you can get free.
Speaker 1: Let's just get your.
Speaker 3: Where I want you to be, where I want you
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna have you there.
Speaker 2: You're fine.
Speaker 3: What what do you mean?
Speaker 4: I sound like I'm far away. I'm not far away.
Speaker 4: I'm just up here, baby, I'm just up here, and
Speaker 4: you you don't you just have my thighs pulsating on
Speaker 4: either side of your head, and you're just gonna sit there.
Speaker 3: And enjoy the fact that you can't move. Well, this
Speaker 3: is what you get for having a girlfriend who's so
Speaker 3: much bigger than you. You get to stay in one
Speaker 3: spot and get to enjoy absolutely everything that I butchet
Speaker 3: you through and you.
Speaker 2: Take some deeper. Stop your struggling, Stop your wiggling. They're
Speaker 2: not gonna get free. If I wanted you to be free,
Speaker 2: I would have set you free. Why don't you just
Speaker 2: sit down there?
Speaker 1: We go sit down, and you're gonna do exactly as
Speaker 1: I say so.
Speaker 2: I want you to go grab your phone. It's right there,
Speaker 2: just here. I'll let you leap down a little bit.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Uh no, none of that, none, none.
Speaker 1: Of that that's struggling and struggling has got to stop.
Speaker 2: Now, you've gotta not off here.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I want you to open up your phone. I want you.
Speaker 1: Open up your Instagram, and I want you to take
Speaker 1: a picture of the predicament that you're in, and you're
Speaker 1: gonna post it. Yeah, you're gonna post it. You're gonna
Speaker 1: let everybody see that. Uh, you're in your new You're
Speaker 1: in your new. What should we call this this is.
Speaker 1: This is I'm on my throne. My throne is your shoulders.
Speaker 1: There you go, and you are my new seat. So
Speaker 1: go ahead, snap that picture.
Speaker 2: I said, I said snap it. I said, snap it,
Speaker 2: snap the picture. Very good, very good, I hear.
Speaker 1: Huh. Don't hop him down a little bit. No, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stay here behind you, and I'm just gonna have
Speaker 1: my I'm gonna have my arms wrapped around your chest,
Speaker 1: just squeezing.
Speaker 2: You said tightly. Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Hashtag wrastling, don't make fun of my accent hashtag,
Speaker 1: hashtag strong mommy. There you go, hashtag gigantis, hashtag I'll
Speaker 1: be reading from the Thible. I got that from this
Speaker 1: created method switch. Oh my god, she's hysterical. She makes
Speaker 1: you worship the Bible.
Speaker 2: It's funny.
Speaker 1: Uh huh and post it.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, who cares what your friends says?
Speaker 1: That's not first. Then you need to get rid of
Speaker 1: you need to stop caring what people think. You need
Speaker 1: to stop caring about what they say. There you go here,
Speaker 1: I'll put my finger on your phone and hip post m.
Speaker 1: That's my good boy. Now that's let's get back to
Speaker 1: some of that arrest one day.
Speaker 2: The no stop that struggle.
Speaker 1: It here, no, here, I'm gonna put my hands down.
Speaker 2: Down your arms. There you go.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't want to have to break out the
Speaker 1: rope because you're being a little slippery. But if I
Speaker 1: take this one hand and I pin your arms.
Speaker 2: Behind your bruck, then I just climb right back on up.
Speaker 2: You can look.
Speaker 1: I'm not squeezing you right yet. No, just haveing my
Speaker 1: thighs sit next to your ears. Let's say, slowly begin
Speaker 1: to squeeze.
Speaker 2: This has gotta be what it's like to be one
Speaker 2: of those snake girls are sunking. I'm sure all right now,
Speaker 2: just give it a nice tight.
Speaker 1: Doesn't that feel snug? Don't you feel a lot more calm?
Speaker 1: It's not very calm sitting there having to make decisions
Speaker 1: all the time. Let me tell you, I absolutely hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate having to be the one always stinking in charge.
Speaker 1: So it's real nice and you get someone having to
Speaker 1: take over for you. Oh no, no, no, this is
Speaker 1: not me propositioning you taking over anything. In fact, I
Speaker 1: think of everybody on this planet, you should be the one.
Speaker 2: Who does not take over a dang dang thing.
Speaker 1: Instead, I think it is far better for me to
Speaker 1: just run your life for a little bit.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe you'll start being nicer to people.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, don't start on that here. Just here, eh,
Speaker 1: I don't like having to do this. Squeeze into it, tied.
Speaker 2: Out to give a little bit of a little shake.
Speaker 1: There, there we go, Mada's shaking some sense into you.
Speaker 2: Oh you can light headed? Oh no, no, no, no, sorry,
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to wait. Are you playing me? You're
Speaker 2: playing me trying to get up? Aren't you? Love boy?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 2: No, that just means to have to put my arms
Speaker 2: down lock in.
Speaker 1: Your chest too. Oh it's so sweet. See, and you
Speaker 1: struggle trying to get free?
Speaker 2: Oh this is fun.
Speaker 1: I don't even think we can call this spar and
Speaker 1: can we? Well, it would be sparn if you actually
Speaker 1: were able to get free. But well, you're just kind
Speaker 1: of stuck in this space, aren't you. Oh, bless, it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's all right, deep breast here you really want me
Speaker 1: to let you go? I don't know, because I'm beginning
Speaker 1: to feel that perhaps, just perhaps you're beginning to like
Speaker 1: that's a whole hell of a lot, aren't you. Oh goodness, gracious, well,
Speaker 1: that was fun.
Speaker 2: What I think it was.
Speaker 1: Here, turn, baby, baby, turn turn back towards me.
Speaker 2: Here, I'm putting the chair back down. I'm putting I'm
Speaker 2: putting the table back down. Everything's going back the way
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: We're fine, We're fine here. Let me just dust your
Speaker 1: clothes off a little bit o.
Speaker 2: Bluh.
Speaker 1: But what well they got a little bit scuffed when
Speaker 1: I hit the ceiling fan and all that dust came down.
Speaker 1: We really should dust up there more often, baby.
Speaker 2: Come on. It was all in good fun. It was
Speaker 2: a blast, even.
Speaker 1: Hm. And you were such a good boy, and it
Speaker 1: was fun seeing you, mean, restrained like that. I have
Speaker 1: never seen that before, A completely different side to you.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with it, whatsoever, I would say, mm hm,
Speaker 1: oh goodness, gracious. Plus must have been funny trying to
Speaker 1: hear me from you know, hearing my heartbeat? You really,
Speaker 1: I thought you could. You could feel my heartbeat bouncing
Speaker 1: through that femoral artery.
Speaker 2: Is that a femoral artery that's there?
Speaker 1: I don't know too much about anatomy, but I know
Speaker 1: it's a really deep fade. And it was right next
Speaker 1: to your ear hole, so you were probably hearing my
Speaker 1: excitement as I was making sure you couldn't get red.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, trust me, I could definitely. I didn't
Speaker 1: have to use all five senses. There was only a
Speaker 1: couple needed to see and feel the excitement you were feeling.
Speaker 1: So how about we do a little something about that
Speaker 1: situation if you know what I'm talking about, you know,
Speaker 1: head back on over to the room and well, see
Speaker 1: exactly what could happen. If maybe, just maybe I'll let
Speaker 1: you slip out of my clutches just a little bit. No,
Speaker 1: oh no, I can keep you in my clutches and
Speaker 1: have some fun too. Oh you don't see how that's possible.
Speaker 1: Don't worry.
Speaker 2: I'm more than we'lling to show you, darling. Now get
Speaker 2: on over there, good boy.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, seeing Alexander here. I hope you guys are
Speaker 1: having a really good day. So inspiration for this video,
Speaker 1: funnily enough, not a love interest. So if you don't
Speaker 1: know Starlet Audios, she's an iral best friend of mine,
Speaker 1: and she's super tall. I'm five foot with shoes on.
Speaker 1: She is six foot plus. And I met her when
Speaker 1: she was in the military and I just lived near
Speaker 1: a military base and one day we were just chilling
Speaker 1: talking and she went to like, playfully push me in
Speaker 1: the shoulder when I said something kind of rude, and
Speaker 1: I didn't move because I dispot my heart. I work
Speaker 1: out a lot, so I didn't move whatsoever. And she
Speaker 1: looked down. She was like, you look like you weigh
Speaker 1: like a buck with just dripping wet, which for those
Speaker 1: who aren't Southern, that means about one hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: So she goes to shove me a little harder, and
Speaker 2: I also did.
Speaker 1: Not move because thick thouve saved labs. So she went
Speaker 1: to go push me a third time, and that's when
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you trying to do? And
Speaker 1: she's like, I just I'm just surprised you didn't move,
Speaker 1: and so I pushed her and she actually stumbled a bit,
Speaker 1: so then she went to push me again and we
Speaker 1: ended up brassling, and she really gave it her all,
Speaker 1: and she studied like cross magaw and jiu jitsu. She's no,
Speaker 1: she's no shlouch. This was not supposed to be an
Speaker 1: even match. And just if I dig my my my
Speaker 1: my thighs into the ground, I'm not moving. I have
Speaker 1: cousins who are seven foot six foot five and three
Speaker 1: hundred pounds and I can.
Speaker 2: Knock them on their butts. I don't.
Speaker 1: It's the size of the fat and this dog is high.
Speaker 1: And so we sat there razzling for a bit. We
Speaker 1: were done in the end, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: are you.
Speaker 2: Good, because she's the one started it.
Speaker 1: She's like, she goes, I don't want to be good.
Speaker 1: I want to say I was able to beat you
Speaker 1: freaking gremlin. And that's actually one of the moments where
Speaker 1: we realized we're gonna be really good friends because we
Speaker 1: could like joke around and be like that. Anyways, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be live streaming tonight. If you guys want to
Speaker 1: hang out here, it'll be over here on YouTube.
Speaker 2: I do love Twitch. I love me some Twitch, but.
Speaker 1: My live streams tend to get more attention on YouTube,
Speaker 1: so I'm figuring out balance at I did tease out
Speaker 1: a second channel that I do have, but I'm actually
Speaker 1: technically making a third channel. That one will be announced
Speaker 1: on this channel in short succession. I'm actually going to
Speaker 1: be doing more youtubing and posting, not just roleplay content.
Speaker 1: And I've talked to a lot of YouTubers that also
Speaker 1: were as artists and people who want stories, want fantasy stories,
Speaker 1: they don't really want your opinions on different stuff. So
Speaker 1: I thought about putting it all one channel, but I
Speaker 1: actually don't think people who want the main channel content
Speaker 1: of this channel would want that. And everyone says, do
Speaker 1: what you want. But I can do what I want
Speaker 1: and have two separate channels and then not have this
Speaker 1: channel suffer because the way the YouTube algorithm works is
Speaker 1: it's based off of your last few videos. So if
Speaker 1: I start posting stuff that a bunch of people aren't watching,
Speaker 1: it's going to hurt the stuff that actually would really
Speaker 1: do well had I not posted the other stuff. So
Speaker 1: that's why making a separation of church and state. But
Speaker 1: I will be announcing that soon. If you guys would
Speaker 1: like to subscribe and like more YouTuber cell content, and
Speaker 1: if you don't like YouTuber cell content, don't worry. The
Speaker 1: channel's going nowhere. So anyways, I love you guys, and
Speaker 1: I'll see you in the next video. By the way,
Speaker 1: super super spicy version of this audio is live on
Speaker 1: Patreon right now, and make sure you are subscribed.
Speaker 2: I will see you guys in the next one. Bye.