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<v Speaker 1>You might not know this, but the first Batman movie

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<v Speaker 1>came out thirty six years ago, Dan, And there's a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of cool facts I found about that Batman movie

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<v Speaker 1>that I wasn't aware of. Like they wanted Mel Gibson

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<v Speaker 1>to be Batman. What okay, No way, that wouldn't have worked.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean we would if if he would have done it.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd say the same thing about Michael Keaton. You know

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<v Speaker 2>who actually got the part. It doesn't seem right. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't see Batman with a mullet, but what of right?

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<v Speaker 1>The mullet? Yeah, and the who remind me who played

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<v Speaker 1>the Batman in that was Michael Michael Keaton. He played

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<v Speaker 1>it in the first couple ones.

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<v Speaker 2>In the first one, and then I don't know about

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<v Speaker 2>Batman too. Maybe he returns, right yeah, yeah, yeah, he

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<v Speaker 2>also did this, so yeah, he did the first two.

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<v Speaker 2>And then that's when it started getting weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, I was trying to look because there's so

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<v Speaker 1>many versions. Yeah, I think Batman nineteen eighty nine, Jack Nicholson,

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Keating. So he did it in a couple right, yeah. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>he might have been good. I mean that was we

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<v Speaker 1>weren't too far.

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<v Speaker 2>There's dead dead air alarm.

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<v Speaker 1>There was hold on resetting that was fresh off the

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<v Speaker 1>Mad Max. Uh do you think the Batman mel Gibson?

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<v Speaker 1>Mel Gibson, Yes, And as mel Gibson has been on.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot lately because they've been running a marathon, a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking lethal weapon, right, I was trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 2>all right, because I was like, okay, well, for at

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<v Speaker 2>least in my world, lethal Weapon was where mel Gibson

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<v Speaker 2>got his start, because I really, well, for me, it

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<v Speaker 2>was because I wasn't I was too young when Mad

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<v Speaker 2>Max came out, and my parents they weren't big into

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<v Speaker 2>that sort of kind of movie or whatever. Probably just

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was weird and I'm not gonna watch this

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever. So I was trying to think, well, what

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<v Speaker 2>did mel Gibson do before Lethal Weapon? Well, it was

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<v Speaker 2>Mad Max, and I was like, well, what else did

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<v Speaker 2>he What else did he do? And I couldn't think

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<v Speaker 2>of anything else that he's done that's notable.

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<v Speaker 1>He did all the Mad Max before he did Lethal Weapons,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, for Thunderdome, Mad Max two, the original, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's about it. I couldn't think of any other movies

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<v Speaker 1>aside from the Mad Max movies that he did that

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<v Speaker 1>stuck out into my head. He did nine other movies

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<v Speaker 1>besides the Mad Max movies before he did, not that

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<v Speaker 1>you would know them, but before he did the Lethal Weapons.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, so you could make the.

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<v Speaker 1>Argument that he was established.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah doing those nine maybe not no movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Mad Max was definitely huge, franchise huge, So I'll give

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<v Speaker 2>him that for me, though, it was it was the

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<v Speaker 2>leath of Weapon that did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Mad Max. It made so much money. Yeah. The

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<v Speaker 1>budget for the first one was four hundred thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>It made one hundred million. Wow, that isn't a success.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a blockbuster. Oh yeah right, and then the other

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<v Speaker 1>ones were ten million dollars and made thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Six Okay, still making money or whatever, but not near

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<v Speaker 2>as not as big as the first plight like cow one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So he was definitely on the scene by the

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<v Speaker 1>time that they were like, hey, we want you to

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<v Speaker 1>do Batman.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, He's like sor right, I gotta take a break. Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>They wanted Michael J. Fox or Eddie Murphy as Robin

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<v Speaker 1>and John Lithgow as the Joker. Did you say Eddie

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<v Speaker 1>Murphy as I did what the fast? I've never worked,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think Michael J. Fox would work absolutely, and

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<v Speaker 1>even wanted Bill Murray at one point as Batman WHOA

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<v Speaker 1>no me be my friend?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I couldn't see that. Bill Murray is a good

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<v Speaker 2>comedic actor.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a good serious actor.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think of anything I say him as serious.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean when he's not being like the character in

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<v Speaker 1>Caddie Shack.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, what's the movie he does with Scarlett Johansson lost

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<v Speaker 1>in translation?

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<v Speaker 2>I have never seen that one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a pretty it's a pretty good movie. Okay, Artie farts.

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<v Speaker 1>He probably wouldn't like it. Yeah, let's see what's another

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<v Speaker 1>one here. Uh. They spoke to David Kronberg about directing.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just coming off the success with Pee Wee Herman.

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<v Speaker 1>They spoke to Tim Burton. Tim Burton said he'd take

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<v Speaker 1>the job if he and his artist girlfriend Julia Hickson

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<v Speaker 1>could rewrite the script.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I make it a weird Tim Burton film.

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<v Speaker 1>He did, He did do it, he did the next,

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<v Speaker 1>he did.

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<v Speaker 2>The second, the other one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, yeah, So they wrote thirty page rewrite and

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<v Speaker 1>then they had another screenplay writer to help write it

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<v Speaker 1>even more okay. Uh. And then Burton's Beetlejuice was a

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<v Speaker 1>hitch hit, huge hit, and they went, yeah, this feels fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right.

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<v Speaker 1>They just thought he was a weird kid, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, his Beetlejuice is huge and they go, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give us some of that beetlejuice money. At

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<v Speaker 1>one point they wanted Pierce Brosnan to be Batman.

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<v Speaker 2>That feels logical, Yeah, yeah, because he's always kind of

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<v Speaker 2>played that. I mean, he was a bond guy. He

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<v Speaker 2>was a Bond for a while, all right, and even

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<v Speaker 2>a Missus Dowfire. He was kind of that rich kind

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<v Speaker 2>of guy. I could see Pierce Brosnan as a Batman.

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<v Speaker 1>And then ultimately wanted only Tim Burton because of Beetlejuice

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<v Speaker 1>in his chemistry with him on that, which makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize any damn Batman movies. They were I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to regular Batman, not all this animated bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>Initially, they thought that having Keaton on didn't make sense

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<v Speaker 1>because they thought that Tim Burton was trying to make

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<v Speaker 1>it a comedy. And they almost fired Tim Burton because

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<v Speaker 1>they believe that. Okay, there were fifty thousand letters of

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<v Speaker 1>protests sent to Warner Brothers in frustration that Michael Keaton

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna be Batman.

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<v Speaker 2>God why I thought he was a great Batman, but at.

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<v Speaker 1>The time he was mister Mom beetlejuice. True, mister Mom

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<v Speaker 1>was the best. Keaton did research into bats lived alone

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<v Speaker 1>in London for a year. I guess that helps when

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to get ready to play. Yeah, they Burton

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<v Speaker 1>and Keaton discussed at length how Bruce Wayne would keep

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<v Speaker 1>his identity secret. Ultimately, Keaton decided to perform Batman's voice

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<v Speaker 1>at a lower register than Bruce Wayne. This has now

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<v Speaker 1>become a staple of screen portrayals of the character.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Christian Bale took it to a whole other level.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but even when he was doing Batman, Michael Keaton,

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<v Speaker 1>it still felt like you were I'm Batman. You knew,

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Keaton. Yeah, Keaton came up with the Batman line.

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<v Speaker 1>The line in the script was I am the Night,

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<v Speaker 1>but Keaton felt like I am Batman made more sense.

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<v Speaker 2>It does make more sense because I mean, this is

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<v Speaker 2>a movie, but this isn't The Dark Knight. It was

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<v Speaker 2>The Dark Knight Rises, right, It just makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you and Batman? Uh? And they they met

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<v Speaker 1>with Jack Nicholson to be the joker, but they also

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<v Speaker 1>met with William Dafoe and they were leaning towards William

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<v Speaker 1>Dafoe decided they wanted Jack Nicholson and then uh Nicholson

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm not that interested now, and they had

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<v Speaker 1>to convince him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Willem Dafoe, he's got a funny look at face,

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<v Speaker 2>So I can see why it's crazy why they'd want

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<v Speaker 2>to put him in there on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a good crazy actor. If you need someone

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<v Speaker 1>to be crazy, he can make that happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think he was more And maybe he did

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<v Speaker 2>play this part Doc Doc Doc doctor Octopus, you know

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<v Speaker 2>from one of the other confers spider Man. Ye didn't

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<v Speaker 2>he play I didn't, will or was he the green Gomblin?

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<v Speaker 1>I think he was the green Goblin either way.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he fits that because it's got a weird look,

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<v Speaker 2>because he's got a funny looking he's got a villain face. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't play the villain and platoon, right, Willem Defoe didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, he sure didn't. But he played that rigid

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<v Speaker 1>looking guy that. Yeah. Tim Burton wanted Robin Williams to

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<v Speaker 1>be the Joker, met with him, Robin Williams agreed to

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<v Speaker 1>be the Joker, and then when one of the heads

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<v Speaker 1>heard about it, they went back to Nicholson and said

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<v Speaker 1>he was about to lose the part. Nicholson agreed to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the film, and then Robin Williams refused to

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<v Speaker 1>work with Warner Brothers again until they apologized.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, because he was promised a spot and then got

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<v Speaker 2>a yank daf monter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because when Jack Nicholson was like, eh, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>and so they went searching again found Robin Williams and

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<v Speaker 1>then Williams was screwed over. He was screwed over so

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<v Speaker 1>bad that when they did Aladdin he didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>do it and he said, listen, I'll do it, but

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<v Speaker 1>I have the rights to any to the genie in

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<v Speaker 1>anything I say. It's all me. That's why you can't

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<v Speaker 1>hear if you go to Disney or you see Disney rides,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get to hear those lines. Makes sense because

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<v Speaker 1>he has the had or has as a state does

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<v Speaker 1>the rights to those lines.

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<v Speaker 2>Which he weighed a perfect genie. He made the movie, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he sure did. And I don't think Rob Williams is

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<v Speaker 2>cynical enough right to pull off a villain like the Joker.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Jack Nicholson was a perfect fit. He's a

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<v Speaker 2>great dramatic actor. Look at his track record. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he's kind of got that, you know, look amongst them anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh yeah, I just don't think rober Williams could

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<v Speaker 2>have pulled it off. He probably would have gotten fired

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<v Speaker 2>halfway through and been like, Jack, we need you.

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<v Speaker 1>Nicholson hated being the Joker. It would take him two

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<v Speaker 1>hours to become the Joker with makeup. He hated it

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<v Speaker 1>so much he brought in tapes of baseball games to

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<v Speaker 1>keep him entertained.

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<v Speaker 2>Makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that sounds boring. If you're sitting in

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking makeup chair for two hours, you gotta do something,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not gonna watch movies because you do movies,

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<v Speaker 1>right exactly, So baseball games makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, it doesn't make sense to watch baseball games

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<v Speaker 3>that you probably.

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<v Speaker 1>Are no no tapes. Listen, oh, listen to tape. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>that's the way I interpret it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I thought it was you know VHS.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it was eighty nine, so VHS was pretty

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<v Speaker 1>not common. Oh it was very common.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you watched VHS, that's how you watch movies.

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<v Speaker 2>We got our first VCR in eighty seven, eighty eight.

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<v Speaker 3>But I would think that he I mean, why wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>you want to watch like stand up comedy or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that, you know, Yeah, I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if they had a lot of stand up

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<v Speaker 1>comedy on VHS.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, a lot of that stuff was pressed on album

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<v Speaker 2>and shit like that, So you'd have to learn.

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<v Speaker 3>That, like you could listen to any podcasts or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, uh, let's see what's the next one. Nicholson

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<v Speaker 1>would give away his Joker gloves as sign gifts. Costume

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<v Speaker 2>Gers set of Joker gloves autographed from the Joker himself. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, he warned him that, you know, playing the joker

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Nicholson received a percentage of the gross of the film,

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<v Speaker 1>Vicky Bail, Yeah yeah, yeah, that was played.

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<v Speaker 1>She was spposed to be Vicky Vale in that?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, Vicky Vale was played by Alec Baldwin's

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<v Speaker 2>Movie so far as Michelle Fiffer, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it all played Alisha Hunt wherever the fuck it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is, because she was in Greece to sure, Okay, Michelle

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle Pfiffer was the girlfriend in Scarface.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense. And that was a huge, massive movie,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah with Jack Nicholson.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, so she was on her way up as well.

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<v Speaker 1>returned to play two Face. When Warner Brothers was casting

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<v Speaker 2>Which I think Tommy Lee Jones did a pretty good jobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Two face, I can't I can't picture Billy Dee Williams.

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Burton had dyslexia, didn't read any Batman comics to

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<v Speaker 1>Killing Joke. Burton said it was the only comic book

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<v Speaker 1>not hindered by his dyslexia. Tim Burton is in the

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, they seem like that happens a lot like the

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<v Speaker 2>creators of the movie. That some directors did that. They

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<v Speaker 1>Shyamalan does it, Tarantino does it. Yeah, yeah yeah. The

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<v Speaker 1>Joker's name is revealed as Jack Napier. This was made

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<v Speaker 1>jack Knap's, an old English term for an idiot who

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<v Speaker 1>looks like an ape. Wow. Bob Ringwood designed the batsuit.

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<v Speaker 1>Burton's brief was no tights or spas Greenwood studied two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred plus comic books twenty eight suits, twenty five capes

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<v Speaker 1>and six cowls were created at a cost of two

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense because if you look at like the

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<v Speaker 2>Batman television series with Adam West h with his times

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<v Speaker 2>and his fucking yes, and if you want to make

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<v Speaker 2>what we know of Batman, totally don't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>They wanted a pop soundtrack to be written for the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>They spoke to George Michael, they spoke to Michael Jackson.

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<v Speaker 2>Prince said, I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Makes sense, right, yeah, bad dance, Yeah. And then they

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<v Speaker 1>books and from Malcolm Campbell's Bluebird, which set the land

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<v Speaker 1>speed record in nineteen thirty five, as inspiration.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I see this, Malcolm Campbell.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, here's the car if you want to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that the land speed record.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I can see it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what it looked like. And then obviously that's.

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<v Speaker 2>What they Yeah, and then that motherfucker has changed so

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<v Speaker 2>much over the years. The Batmobile Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think it's fascinating that they, like comic book movies now

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<v Speaker 1>Batman Man been around, been doing it for a long

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<v Speaker 1>ev nine. Yeah, nineteen eighty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>But other than the Batman, Superman, Batman and Superman were

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<v Speaker 2>eighty nine. Hell, even the seventies, because is that when

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<v Speaker 2>the first Superman came out, was in like seventy eight,

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<v Speaker 2>seventy nine something like that, the very first Superman movie.

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<v Speaker 1>These are the Batman, I'm sorry. These are the comic

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<v Speaker 1>book movies of the nineties, Okay, Batman and Robin, The

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<v Speaker 1>The maskazorro Those were all nineties comic book movies.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't really There's a few of them I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>realize were comic book movies. I didn't realize the mask

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<v Speaker 2>was a comic book movie. I K whow about spawn?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that though? Huh? This is the other thing

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<v Speaker 1>I had When I asked lindsay what story she wanted?

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<v Speaker 1>This was the Disney story.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Man arrested after marrying nine year old girl at one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty thousand dollars Disneyland wedding. Damn, didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>you could do Disney weddings at Disney makes sense? Why

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<v Speaker 1>can't you.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a cousin who got married there.

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<v Speaker 1>Really amazing. Yeah, that's amazing. You have someone that was

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<v Speaker 1>married there one hundred and fifty thousand dollars apparently to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. This happened at Disneyland, Paris, and apparently when

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<v Speaker 1>they were unaware that the bride was nine year old

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<v Speaker 1>girl who was accompanied by her mother on the day

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<v Speaker 1>in question, they were said to take place on Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>the staff was not psyched. They alerted the authorities on

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<v Speaker 1>what they thought was happening. The young girl's mom was

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<v Speaker 1>there and other members of her family were intendants as well.

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<v Speaker 1>In addition, up to one hundred guests.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn. So there's a lot of people that knew that

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<v Speaker 2>this guy was going to be married in a nine

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently, it's since been revealed that the whole thing was staged,

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<v Speaker 1>as the girl's mother said she wanted her daughter to

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<v Speaker 2>A Meanwhile, the groom is like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>The prosecutor said, so it wasn't a wedding but a

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<v Speaker 1>staged wedding filmed with around one hundred extras. They hired

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<v Speaker 1>Disneyland Paris, pretending it was a real wedding. It said.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole thing was going to be broadcast on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>It appears, though, as if the man wasn't genuinely going

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<v Speaker 1>to wed the nine year old and that was all

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<v Speaker 1>a ruse. The man's criminal history has since been revealed.

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<v Speaker 1>Prosecutors say the groom or groomer is believed to be

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<v Speaker 1>a thirty nine year old man who has been known

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<v Speaker 1>in Britain for sexual offenses against miners.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, that's not helping anything.

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<v Speaker 1>He is registered on the British Sex Offenders Registry and

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<v Speaker 1>currently wanted at the national level by the judicial authorities

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<v Speaker 1>for failing to comply with the obligations arising from the registration.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been hailed as the mastermind of the bizarre plan,

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<v Speaker 1>but reportedly there were some nationals that helped organize it.

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<v Speaker 1>The groom is one of the people that was arrested,

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<v Speaker 1>the child's mother. Another woman was also arrested who was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be the bride's sister, and a fifty five

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<v Speaker 1>also taken into custody.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder how that came about. Putting out an ad

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<v Speaker 2>looking for an older man to marry my young daughter

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<v Speaker 2>at Disneyland and make her feel like a princess.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Meanwhile, oh, let's let's feel it back even more.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for a job with some kind of jobs

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<v Speaker 1>are a villa, here's one. We need someone to act

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<v Speaker 1>in a in a performance.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I did a little bit of acting when

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<v Speaker 2>I was in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it looks like, let's see the performance is

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<v Speaker 1>marrying a nine year old. Hey, I know nine year olds.

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<v Speaker 1>I have I have some connection of working with children,

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<v Speaker 1>right because he's on the sex registry right.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Like he said, I know nine year olds, not

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<v Speaker 2>like I like nine year olds.

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<v Speaker 1>That changed also fair to say, right, exactly what was

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<v Speaker 1>the interview process? Like? Was he the only candidate?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Well, nobody else has responded to this ad in

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<v Speaker 2>the past two weeks. Uh, you're hired.

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<v Speaker 1>And as a somebody on the sex redustry like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was blind a blind item. And so he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the what is the acting? I get to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Disneyland Paris?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh then nice, nice OI.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds good? Yeah? I almost said craiky, right, And then

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<v Speaker 1>it was like, hey, man, there's there's a nine year

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<v Speaker 1>old oi. Not hey winker you twat yes word the.

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<v Speaker 4>County judicial system because I talked to some some yappers, right, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You had a chance to get out of the deal.

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<v Speaker 2>You had plenty of opportunity to get out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>But hey, it's okay because it was staged. It was real, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that shouldn't even be stayed. There's plenty of

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<v Speaker 2>other ways to make your daughter feel like a princess

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<v Speaker 2>without having to marry her off to some creepy old man.

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<v Speaker 1>For it, fake even fake, maybe fake marry another nine

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<v Speaker 1>year old. That's just an idea.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. Yeah, yeah, what's the oldest you could

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<v Speaker 2>go on that sort of thing I could like, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you're marrying your daughter, your nine year old

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<v Speaker 2>fake ceremoniey right, you don't want to go thirty nine

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<v Speaker 2>year old. Yeah that makes no sense, right, you know

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<v Speaker 2>nine obviously somebody her age.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, well, let's do this. You're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>like emulate the story, yeah right, the stories that Disney

422
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<v Speaker 1>puts out of, like Prince Charming. I think you gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>Fiftheen That's what I was thinking, fifteen sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>They go to look somewhat like a Prince Charming, and

425
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<v Speaker 1>a ten year old doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Rightly, but a twelve year old could.

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<v Speaker 1>No, a twelve year old does not look like prince

428
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<v Speaker 1>age too.

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<v Speaker 2>Youah, two buns of a baby face for sure.

430
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, he's got to have some some pecks, even.

431
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<v Speaker 2>Like a thirteen, maybe thirteen if they've already hit the

432
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<v Speaker 2>puberty right where they getting.

433
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<v Speaker 1>Like he's he's a tall thirteen year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, I think something like that, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Would the question it's all wrong, lindsay, But the question

436
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<v Speaker 1>has to be, like, you got to pick one that

437
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<v Speaker 1>still was within the parameters of the law, that isn't

438
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<v Speaker 1>too creepy. Because reality is is that when she's eighteen, right,

439
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<v Speaker 1>he'll be twenty two. It's not that crazy, right, nothing

440
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<v Speaker 1>over five years, So fourteen, Yeah, you're good with fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>We tucked into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, come.

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<v Speaker 1>Around, girl's too much her faster than they do. They do, No,

444
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<v Speaker 1>they don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's the whole extra showing up like oh,

447
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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be an extra, I get to go to Disney.

448
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that sounds awesome, and you're like, just stand here

449
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<v Speaker 1>at a wedding You're like, sweet, okay, d what the

450
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<v Speaker 1>fuck is nine? Is she a flower girl? Is that

451
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<v Speaker 1>the that's the flower girl? Why is the flower girl

452
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<v Speaker 1>wearing a wedding dress?

453
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<v Speaker 2>That's the bride? Isn't she beautiful?

454
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<v Speaker 3>No?

455
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<v Speaker 2>Sure, she looks so majestic on her special.

456
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<v Speaker 1>They should arrest all those people were in compliance, every

457
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<v Speaker 1>last one of them, even the extras. That's what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>Like the ex nobody's like, hey, time out, yes, yes,

459
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<v Speaker 1>sorry to be that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Arrest the people who at Disney, who allowed it, who

461
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<v Speaker 2>booked it and said.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's fine, saw a paycheck?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, come on in every last one of them. The

464
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<v Speaker 2>only one that shouldn't be arrested. Is the guy running

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<v Speaker 2>a roller coast because he just showed up for it?

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<v Speaker 1>How much do you have to make is an extra

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<v Speaker 1>to turn the other cheek.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a one day event, right, Yeah, a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a couple thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fifteen twenty five hundred thousand thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going with nothing. I'm saying so I don't

473
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<v Speaker 1>give a shit. That's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, take your money, Shut the fuck up, right now.

475
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<v Speaker 2>You take your money and then go to the police,

476
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<v Speaker 2>like you would not believe what I was just Well,

477
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<v Speaker 2>you can't say that came.

478
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<v Speaker 1>I was just that part of I tried to leave.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they would, They would not let me.

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<v Speaker 1>They kept adding a comma. Well if that's the case,

481
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<v Speaker 1>then and I'm going to give some of it to charity, right,

482
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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna fight human trafficking.

483
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<v Speaker 2>With the portion of my proceeds.

484
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<v Speaker 1>Almost raise money to fight trafficking. I gotta tell you

485
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<v Speaker 1>what happened to me Father's Day. I went to the

486
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<v Speaker 1>grocery store to get some stuff and then left, and

487
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<v Speaker 1>as I was leaving, they were set up in front

488
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<v Speaker 1>of woman. I fucking hate this. Oh yeah, I can't

489
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<v Speaker 1>stand when they do this, and it was this woman

490
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<v Speaker 1>and she was like sir thir and you're like ah fuck,

491
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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. And she was like, uh,

492
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<v Speaker 1>would you like to make a donation? Just stop teen suicide?

493
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<v Speaker 1>And you're like ah fuck. And I could not bring

494
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<v Speaker 1>it in me to be like fuck them fucking kids,

495
00:27:25.119 --> 00:27:27.720
<v Speaker 1>girl scouts. I got no problem, like plenty of beer, fine,

496
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<v Speaker 1>you're benefitting from that, yeah, yeah, yeah, but nine times

497
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<v Speaker 1>out of ten I do not stop. And she was like, hey, no, no, no, no,

498
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<v Speaker 1>you like teen suicide. Would you like to help stop?

499
00:27:39.240 --> 00:27:41.559
<v Speaker 1>And You're like, well, fuck, I'm not for.

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<v Speaker 2>It, right, because if you say now, then it seems

501
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<v Speaker 2>like you are for it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have a I'm sensitive to suicide and I

503
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<v Speaker 1>try to be and and so I was like okay.

504
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<v Speaker 1>I was like, tell me what we're doing. And she

505
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<v Speaker 1>was like do this thing. And here's all these tears,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, can I just make donation? I don't

507
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<v Speaker 1>have cash. She's like, we take credit card. I'm like, fuck,

508
00:28:04.640 --> 00:28:07.400
<v Speaker 1>of course you do, yeah, cash, of course you have

509
00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:12.680
<v Speaker 1>square right, And so she shows me this thing and

510
00:28:12.720 --> 00:28:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, listen, I don't want anything. I don't need

511
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<v Speaker 1>a fucking thermos. Right, I don't need a fucking bottle opener.

512
00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:25.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't need a fucking fan advisor. I don't need

513
00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:28.640
<v Speaker 1>none of shit. Can I just make a donation? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty five? And I'm like ten. Now you're negotiating with

515
00:28:32.720 --> 00:28:36.119
<v Speaker 1>her because the first tier was like twenty five bucks

516
00:28:36.200 --> 00:28:37.720
<v Speaker 1>or some shit. I was like, get the fuck out

517
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<v Speaker 1>of here. And so she has to do the thing,

518
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:43.480
<v Speaker 1>and then so I have to sign. She's like, here's something.

519
00:28:43.480 --> 00:28:46.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I don't know the buck. Yeah, I forgot

520
00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:48.559
<v Speaker 1>all about it, right, go home. Like two days later,

521
00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey, what's this fucking charge for ten dollars?

522
00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:57.599
<v Speaker 1>And I was like yeah. I was like it's it's

523
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<v Speaker 1>Father's Day. And I'm walking out of the grocery store

524
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<v Speaker 1>and the lady's like, hey, are you four teenage suicide?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, hell no, your lesson has been learned. Next

526
00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:12.640
<v Speaker 2>time they say are you four teenage suicide? And fucking

527
00:29:12.680 --> 00:29:13.960
<v Speaker 2>are right I am? And keep on.

528
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:17.319
<v Speaker 1>I used to try and do fake hey you know

529
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<v Speaker 1>asl right. I got burned on that he didn't dang

530
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<v Speaker 1>any dang sir, But yeah he did dang dan.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, sir, that's terrible.

532
00:29:40.000 --> 00:29:41.359
<v Speaker 1>I just grabbed my groceries and ran.

533
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<v Speaker 2>That's all you can. Yeah, I got no problem telling them, mofuckers,

534
00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:48.400
<v Speaker 2>no man, girl scouts Team suicide. We're just trying to

535
00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:52.200
<v Speaker 2>raise money for our youth football team. I'm sorry, I'm poor.

536
00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:53.240
<v Speaker 2>I got nothing for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen have you seen the Ricky Gervaise. It's

538
00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:57.119
<v Speaker 1>one of the shows I forget which one he's on.

539
00:29:57.200 --> 00:29:59.079
<v Speaker 1>And he's walking through and they're like, would you like

540
00:29:59.119 --> 00:30:01.400
<v Speaker 1>to help hungry kids and blue? And he's like no,

541
00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:05.359
<v Speaker 1>and the guy starts like persuading him, and he's like,

542
00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:09.440
<v Speaker 1>who the fuck are you to guilt me? I'm totally paraphrasing,

543
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:11.440
<v Speaker 1>who the fuck are you to guilt me? When you're

544
00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:14.799
<v Speaker 1>getting paid to be out here? You're no fucking saint, right,

545
00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:18.319
<v Speaker 1>So like fuck off or whatever. And then he walks

546
00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:20.559
<v Speaker 1>in some other person's asking for money, and he turns

547
00:30:20.599 --> 00:30:22.400
<v Speaker 1>around and takes money and puts in the tin and

548
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:24.640
<v Speaker 1>flips the guy off.

549
00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:28.519
<v Speaker 2>Nice. Nice.

550
00:30:28.799 --> 00:30:33.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, so I did my part. So if suddenly

551
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:36.759
<v Speaker 1>teen Suicide just evaporates off the plate face of the earth,

552
00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:40.079
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's my ten dollars and forty cents way

553
00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:43.319
<v Speaker 1>to go. Corbyn that sealed the deal to make sure

554
00:30:43.359 --> 00:30:49.079
<v Speaker 1>that like we were all good for forever. All right, guys,

555
00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:52.039
<v Speaker 1>have a fantastic week, and we will not have a

556
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<v Speaker 1>show next week for two weeks. We won't have a

557
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<v Speaker 1>best podcast.

558
00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:59.920
<v Speaker 2>For two weeks, yes right, because we'll all be on.

559
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<v Speaker 1>Weird book vacation rotation. So you guys have a great week.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye,