Speaker 1: Never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco
Speaker 2: one on one one. W jrr your freaking idiots. All right,
Speaker 2: here we go with our first idiotology. I don't mean
Speaker 2: to put like a hard timeline or a deadline on
Speaker 2: things here, but I thought I should probably put this
Speaker 2: out there in case. I'm sure there's probably a few
Speaker 2: of you who at least want to start thinking about this.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're talking about deadlines? Are we talking about getting
Speaker 1: the two astronauts out of space?
Speaker 3: No? No, it's something very very different from that taco.
Speaker 3: But good guess Okay, I guess apparently Judgment Day is
Speaker 3: closer than we might anticipate, if this nine hundred year
Speaker 3: old book that was recently discovered at the Vatican is accurate.
Speaker 3: It's called Prophecy of the Popes, and it's written by
Speaker 3: Saint Malachi, and it pinpoints the u of Jesus's return
Speaker 3: to Earth with Final Judgment twenty twenty seven. Twenty twenty seven,
Speaker 3: and this a few years.
Speaker 1: Off just so happened to surface on ash Wednesday yesterday.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what it's just says it was
Speaker 3: recently discovered. That's what I know.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, the the irony everybody's thinking this.
Speaker 1: You know, in the in the Catholic community, you got
Speaker 1: the Pope knocking on death's door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got a lot of they got a lot
Speaker 3: of free promotion yesterday with the ash Wednesday thing, and
Speaker 3: half these news people had crosses on their forehead ash
Speaker 3: ash crosses. You know, it's it's kind of some free
Speaker 3: publicity there. But do you have to go to that
Speaker 3: you think you need to go to the extent saying
Speaker 3: final judgment is right around the corner. I don't know
Speaker 3: about that. I'm pretty heavy duty. So you've got roughly
Speaker 3: twenty four to thirty three months to sort things out
Speaker 3: and get things squared away. If you're the spiritual tech,
Speaker 3: now I have to ask this talking or run up
Speaker 3: the credit cards. If you're down spiritual sure, I mean,
Speaker 3: you know, we go both ways on this. You ask,
Speaker 3: what's your question?
Speaker 1: Let's say your God? Okay o, no, just listen, hear
Speaker 1: me out. Let's say your God.
Speaker 3: We'll just use your as a general term. If your
Speaker 3: God up there looking down at this planet and you've
Speaker 3: been watching what goes on down here for how many years, now, decades?
Speaker 3: Do you get to the point where you are? Is
Speaker 3: this now become entertainment for you? Or are you just
Speaker 3: getting frustrated to the level We're like, I don't know
Speaker 3: how much longer I'm gonna let this go on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you bump that asteroid timeline way up all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you know where when you report on it,
Speaker 1: because there's the asteroid updates every you know, a week
Speaker 1: or so, and it's up, it's down. Do you just go, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a seventy nine percent chance that thinks careening directly
Speaker 1: in the mid Earth pat to where here's the United
Speaker 1: States map, right, Yeah, it hits directly in the middle
Speaker 1: and just sends the whole thing like this and flips
Speaker 1: it upside down and there's dinosaurs all the stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, that was heavy that I feel like, whoa, that
Speaker 3: was acid really much more out there response than I
Speaker 3: was expecting, even from you. Yeah, because you made me. God,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, if I'm the big guy, I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: kick back and just say, you know, just when I
Speaker 3: think it can't get any wilder, it does this is
Speaker 3: this is I've got a whole planet of basically free
Speaker 3: entertainment that I can just sit up here and watch.
Speaker 1: This is a carnival of craziness going on down there exactly.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. Twenty twenty seven, maybe you we'll see. No,
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 1: I think maybe they just they did that prediction, and
Speaker 1: you know, parts of predictions are all right and kind
Speaker 1: of a little bit worked out. Maybe that's just twenty
Speaker 1: twenty sevens when they renamed the new Pope and blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, Like you know, this one.
Speaker 3: Passes, and I think they'll have a new one in
Speaker 3: place before twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 1: I do too, But there's something else. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: be the end of the world. I just don't want
Speaker 1: you to freak out like Rim did.
Speaker 3: I'm not freaking. I just I'm just this is what
Speaker 3: we do is provide public service information for the listeners
Speaker 3: to have and be armed with this info to act
Speaker 3: or not act as they see fit. So you're not
Speaker 3: freaking like Arim at the end of it. But do
Speaker 3: you feel fine? Completely fine? Okay?
Speaker 1: Completely did there speaking of public So yeah, I know
Speaker 1: you got to point it out.
Speaker 3: It's not funny. Yeah, you're a lyrical genius. The fine
Speaker 3: folks who brought us Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey
Speaker 3: have have now given us the first look at their
Speaker 3: next masterpiece, Bambi the Reckoning. Since Bambi is now in
Speaker 3: public domain, they have you know, Evil fied Evil fighted
Speaker 3: bamby the This is one of those trailers where they
Speaker 3: don't hold back and back. Dude. There's a scene and
Speaker 3: I have it on our Facebook page if you want
Speaker 3: to go see it where Bambi takes a guy's head
Speaker 3: clean off.
Speaker 1: We're visiting.
Speaker 3: Man Is de Troy out the shutters perfectly. Can't figure
Speaker 3: it out from the sound effects. There you go get
Speaker 3: the visuals to go with it, including the guy's head
Speaker 3: being taken clean off by a very angry and very
Speaker 3: large Bambie.
Speaker 1: They've done more than just Woody and the Pooh too, right,
Speaker 1: so now you have Bambi, we have Witty of the Pooh.
Speaker 3: There was another one of those. I think any of
Speaker 3: this stuff that's going to be going uh, you know,
Speaker 3: public domain is is on the table for being re imaged.
Speaker 1: Bambi's been I mean reimaged for years in strip clubs
Speaker 1: or or.
Speaker 3: It's an easy go to. I was I was kind
Speaker 3: of caught off guard by the the nature of just
Speaker 3: the trailer. Usually they don't, you know, show all their cards,
Speaker 3: although there is precedent for that. I go all the
Speaker 3: way back to when I was very young and in
Speaker 3: a theater ready waiting for a movie, and they're showing previews,
Speaker 3: and they showed the preview for uh uh was Scanners. Oh,
Speaker 3: then actually showed the guys head exploded in the preview
Speaker 3: back in the day, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Whoa, You're just a little kid waiting for like Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was cool as hell, But you know,
Speaker 3: there were some people in the theater who lost their
Speaker 3: minds over that. Oh I'm sure. I'm sure some of
Speaker 3: you may have a similar memory of that particular trailer.
Speaker 1: Remember when you said, Okay, you're God and this and
Speaker 1: God's looking down going they're doing trailers of Bambi being bad.
Speaker 1: Somebody takes it in more like a daily showcase of
Speaker 1: human debris.
Speaker 3: Somebody else made it, uh made it?
Speaker 1: Uh political toad Jesus would come back during this term.
Speaker 1: Trump would probably deport him. Oh my god, everybody, just
Speaker 1: chill out, don't take a deep take, take a deep breath,
Speaker 1: just take a deep breath. You're gonna be okay, You'll
Speaker 1: be okay.
Speaker 3: Uh, we've got a well now former female corrections officer
Speaker 3: in the UK who now is actually going to end
Speaker 3: up ironically doing a stretch herself. I have her story
Speaker 3: on our Facebook page as well as her photograph.
Speaker 1: She's sleeping with people.
Speaker 3: She was well, let's just say servicing facilitating one male
Speaker 3: inmate in particular over a five year period. And uh
Speaker 3: that wasn't so much with Scott her in the legal
Speaker 3: snaffu as much as the uh fraudulent bank activity she
Speaker 3: was conducting on his behalf outside for him.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm rushing to the j R Facebook page.
Speaker 1: Actually there's Bambi. I don't want to read that one.
Speaker 3: Probably is she? Yeah wow, if she?
Speaker 1: If they if she got rid of those god awful eyelashes.
Speaker 1: Throw the warning at again, ladies, we're the two of
Speaker 1: the ugliest digital see just you know you can back it.
Speaker 3: Down on the fake eyelash.
Speaker 1: Yes we're Hammnagger's. We're not afraid to admit those big eyelashes.
Speaker 1: The sea catchers as they call it, the sea umbrellas.
Speaker 1: They have many nicknames for a reason. They don't look
Speaker 1: good and but you know what, do you think a
Speaker 1: girl would be a woman? Do you think she'd be
Speaker 1: offended if you asked her to take the eyelashes off
Speaker 1: during you know, fun time? You're like, I'm sorry, this
Speaker 1: is really distracting. Yeah, I meaning me. They're tickling my
Speaker 1: chest every time I thrust. Okay, that got weird. That
Speaker 1: could be an a pickup line. Hey what do you do?
Speaker 1: Oh you're a cler officer. Huh seeing some wild dudes?
Speaker 1: How about you tickle my chest with it so I
Speaker 1: thrust on you?
Speaker 3: Is it working?
Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna God's looking down again, going
Speaker 1: what have I created?
Speaker 3: Let's let's just exit right here, right now.
Speaker 2: Let your talk go on demand, download the iHeartRadio app
Speaker 2: and listen anytime anywhere.
Speaker 3: This is j R R