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<v Speaker 1>Never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one. W jrr your freaking idiots. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go with our first idiotology. I don't mean

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<v Speaker 2>to put like a hard timeline or a deadline on

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<v Speaker 2>things here, but I thought I should probably put this

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<v Speaker 2>out there in case. I'm sure there's probably a few

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<v Speaker 2>of you who at least want to start thinking about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're talking about deadlines? Are we talking about getting

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<v Speaker 1>the two astronauts out of space?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, it's something very very different from that taco.

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<v Speaker 3>But good guess Okay, I guess apparently Judgment Day is

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<v Speaker 3>closer than we might anticipate, if this nine hundred year

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<v Speaker 3>old book that was recently discovered at the Vatican is accurate.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called Prophecy of the Popes, and it's written by

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<v Speaker 3>Saint Malachi, and it pinpoints the u of Jesus's return

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<v Speaker 3>to Earth with Final Judgment twenty twenty seven. Twenty twenty seven,

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<v Speaker 3>and this a few years.

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<v Speaker 1>Off just so happened to surface on ash Wednesday yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know what it's just says it was

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<v Speaker 3>recently discovered. That's what I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, you know, the the irony everybody's thinking this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, in the in the Catholic community, you got

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<v Speaker 1>the Pope knocking on death's door.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they got a lot of they got a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of free promotion yesterday with the ash Wednesday thing, and

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<v Speaker 3>half these news people had crosses on their forehead ash

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<v Speaker 3>ash crosses. You know, it's it's kind of some free

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<v Speaker 3>publicity there. But do you have to go to that

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<v Speaker 3>you think you need to go to the extent saying

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<v Speaker 3>final judgment is right around the corner. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>about that. I'm pretty heavy duty. So you've got roughly

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<v Speaker 3>twenty four to thirty three months to sort things out

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<v Speaker 3>and get things squared away. If you're the spiritual tech,

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<v Speaker 3>now I have to ask this talking or run up

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<v Speaker 3>the credit cards. If you're down spiritual sure, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we go both ways on this. You ask,

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<v Speaker 3>what's your question?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say your God? Okay o, no, just listen, hear

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<v Speaker 1>me out. Let's say your God.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll just use your as a general term. If your

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<v Speaker 3>God up there looking down at this planet and you've

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<v Speaker 3>been watching what goes on down here for how many years, now, decades?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you get to the point where you are? Is

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<v Speaker 3>this now become entertainment for you? Or are you just

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<v Speaker 3>getting frustrated to the level We're like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>how much longer I'm gonna let this go on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do you bump that asteroid timeline way up all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, you know where when you report on it,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's the asteroid updates every you know, a week

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<v Speaker 1>or so, and it's up, it's down. Do you just go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a seventy nine percent chance that thinks careening directly

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<v Speaker 1>in the mid Earth pat to where here's the United

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<v Speaker 1>States map, right, Yeah, it hits directly in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>and just sends the whole thing like this and flips

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<v Speaker 1>it upside down and there's dinosaurs all the stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that was heavy that I feel like, whoa, that

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<v Speaker 3>was acid really much more out there response than I

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<v Speaker 3>was expecting, even from you. Yeah, because you made me. God,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking, if I'm the big guy, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 3>kick back and just say, you know, just when I

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<v Speaker 3>think it can't get any wilder, it does this is

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<v Speaker 3>this is I've got a whole planet of basically free

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<v Speaker 3>entertainment that I can just sit up here and watch.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a carnival of craziness going on down there exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know. Twenty twenty seven, maybe you we'll see. No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I think maybe they just they did that prediction, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, parts of predictions are all right and kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a little bit worked out. Maybe that's just twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty sevens when they renamed the new Pope and blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah, Like you know, this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Passes, and I think they'll have a new one in

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<v Speaker 3>place before twenty twenty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>I do too, But there's something else. It's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be the end of the world. I just don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you to freak out like Rim did.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not freaking. I just I'm just this is what

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<v Speaker 3>we do is provide public service information for the listeners

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<v Speaker 3>to have and be armed with this info to act

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<v Speaker 3>or not act as they see fit. So you're not

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<v Speaker 3>freaking like Arim at the end of it. But do

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<v Speaker 3>you feel fine? Completely fine? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Completely did there speaking of public So yeah, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you got to point it out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not funny. Yeah, you're a lyrical genius. The fine

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<v Speaker 3>folks who brought us Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey

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<v Speaker 3>have have now given us the first look at their

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<v Speaker 3>next masterpiece, Bambi the Reckoning. Since Bambi is now in

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<v Speaker 3>public domain, they have you know, Evil fied Evil fighted

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<v Speaker 3>bamby the This is one of those trailers where they

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<v Speaker 3>don't hold back and back. Dude. There's a scene and

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<v Speaker 3>I have it on our Facebook page if you want

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<v Speaker 3>to go see it where Bambi takes a guy's head

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<v Speaker 3>clean off.

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<v Speaker 1>We're visiting.

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<v Speaker 3>Man Is de Troy out the shutters perfectly. Can't figure

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<v Speaker 3>it out from the sound effects. There you go get

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<v Speaker 3>the visuals to go with it, including the guy's head

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<v Speaker 3>being taken clean off by a very angry and very

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<v Speaker 3>large Bambie.

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<v Speaker 1>They've done more than just Woody and the Pooh too, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so now you have Bambi, we have Witty of the Pooh.

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<v Speaker 3>There was another one of those. I think any of

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<v Speaker 3>this stuff that's going to be going uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>public domain is is on the table for being re imaged.

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<v Speaker 1>Bambi's been I mean reimaged for years in strip clubs

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<v Speaker 1>or or.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an easy go to. I was I was kind

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<v Speaker 3>of caught off guard by the the nature of just

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<v Speaker 3>the trailer. Usually they don't, you know, show all their cards,

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<v Speaker 3>although there is precedent for that. I go all the

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<v Speaker 3>way back to when I was very young and in

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<v Speaker 3>a theater ready waiting for a movie, and they're showing previews,

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<v Speaker 3>and they showed the preview for uh uh was Scanners. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>then actually showed the guys head exploded in the preview

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<v Speaker 3>back in the day, and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, You're just a little kid waiting for like Star Wars.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I thought it was cool as hell, But you know,

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<v Speaker 3>there were some people in the theater who lost their

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<v Speaker 3>minds over that. Oh I'm sure. I'm sure some of

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<v Speaker 3>you may have a similar memory of that particular trailer.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when you said, Okay, you're God and this and

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<v Speaker 1>God's looking down going they're doing trailers of Bambi being bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody takes it in more like a daily showcase of

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<v Speaker 1>human debris.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody else made it, uh made it?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh political toad Jesus would come back during this term.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump would probably deport him. Oh my god, everybody, just

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<v Speaker 1>chill out, don't take a deep take, take a deep breath,

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<v Speaker 1>just take a deep breath. You're gonna be okay, You'll

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<v Speaker 1>be okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, we've got a well now former female corrections officer

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<v Speaker 3>in the UK who now is actually going to end

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<v Speaker 3>up ironically doing a stretch herself. I have her story

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<v Speaker 3>on our Facebook page as well as her photograph.

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<v Speaker 1>She's sleeping with people.

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<v Speaker 3>She was well, let's just say servicing facilitating one male

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<v Speaker 3>inmate in particular over a five year period. And uh

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<v Speaker 3>that wasn't so much with Scott her in the legal

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<v Speaker 3>snaffu as much as the uh fraudulent bank activity she

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<v Speaker 3>was conducting on his behalf outside for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I'm rushing to the j R Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually there's Bambi. I don't want to read that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably is she? Yeah wow, if she?

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<v Speaker 1>If they if she got rid of those god awful eyelashes.

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<v Speaker 1>Throw the warning at again, ladies, we're the two of

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<v Speaker 1>the ugliest digital see just you know you can back it.

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<v Speaker 3>Down on the fake eyelash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes we're Hammnagger's. We're not afraid to admit those big eyelashes.

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<v Speaker 1>The sea catchers as they call it, the sea umbrellas.

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<v Speaker 1>They have many nicknames for a reason. They don't look

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<v Speaker 1>good and but you know what, do you think a

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<v Speaker 1>girl would be a woman? Do you think she'd be

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<v Speaker 1>offended if you asked her to take the eyelashes off

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<v Speaker 1>during you know, fun time? You're like, I'm sorry, this

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<v Speaker 1>is really distracting. Yeah, I meaning me. They're tickling my

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<v Speaker 1>chest every time I thrust. Okay, that got weird. That

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<v Speaker 1>could be an a pickup line. Hey what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're a cler officer. Huh seeing some wild dudes?

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<v Speaker 1>How about you tickle my chest with it so I

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<v Speaker 1>thrust on you?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it working?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm just gonna God's looking down again, going

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<v Speaker 1>what have I created?

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<v Speaker 3>Let's let's just exit right here, right now.

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