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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots all right, before we get into

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<v Speaker 2>this raccoon mania here in idiotology. What's this you guy

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<v Speaker 2>going on? Saturday night?

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<v Speaker 3>Taco Bob A little pre Father's Day I get together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we figured we do all these Sunday Fundays. Well, Father's

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<v Speaker 3>Day's Sunday, so we're gonna do it Saturday night. We're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be at Woe Joe's and Saint Cloud six to eight,

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<v Speaker 3>big old summer rock concert ticket blitz Pat. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have tickets every like fifteen minutes, gonna be playing cornhole

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<v Speaker 3>for really good tickets. Also beer pong, so it's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be a party. Saint Cloud spread the word. Six to eight.

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<v Speaker 3>This Saturday, we're gonna be out with Surfside, Iced Tea

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<v Speaker 3>and Vodka, so we're gonna have specials on that. And

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<v Speaker 3>it's just these these events, different events we're doing with

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<v Speaker 3>them with Surfside, Surfside, Ice Team, Vodka, really fun time.

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<v Speaker 3>So Wojo Saint Cloud. This Saturday started at six all right.

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<v Speaker 2>You might recall a little ways back, we had this

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<v Speaker 2>story out of Springfield Township, Ohio, this story of Chewy

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<v Speaker 2>the raccoon, who presented himself during what turned out to

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<v Speaker 2>be a stop for an outstanding warrant for for this

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<v Speaker 2>this woman, uh, Victoria Videll, who had an outstanding warrant

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<v Speaker 2>and apparently Chewy is her her pet raccoon. And when

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<v Speaker 2>the police approached the car, quite the unexpected surprise, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Stop here you are. You are suspended with a warrant

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<v Speaker 4>for your arrest. And the raccoon has her meth pipe.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right, her mes pipe. He's played with a meth

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<v Speaker 4>pipe right now.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no it is trying to smoke it.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no one, all right, I had enough fun in games.

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<v Speaker 3>So the rac and literally had the meth pipe in

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<v Speaker 3>its mouth trying to hit it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh god, that's so.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the news stations there in that town decided

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<v Speaker 2>to do a follow up to see what the situation

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<v Speaker 2>is at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see how the raccoon's doing so well.

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<v Speaker 2>Victoria is out pending her next court appearance. Chewy is

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<v Speaker 2>still in her possession, although whether or not that's legal

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<v Speaker 2>is up for debate. You are legally allowed to have

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<v Speaker 2>a pet raccoon in the state of Ohio, shocker, as

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<v Speaker 2>long as it's not a wild raccoon. Now, she says

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<v Speaker 2>she bought it online but lost the transaction record, and

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<v Speaker 2>seeing as the fact that she had been living in

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<v Speaker 2>her car and that she's now a month later, she's

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<v Speaker 2>now upgraded to a tent and Cheweye is living in

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<v Speaker 2>there with her, as well as a couple of dogs

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<v Speaker 2>that are in the mix.

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<v Speaker 5>Those were the dogs we heard in the car in

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<v Speaker 5>that audio.

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<v Speaker 2>And she says, she says she will not surrender Chewy

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<v Speaker 2>under any circumstances, when in reality, her lawyer is apparently

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<v Speaker 2>working with the State of Ohio and animal officials welfare

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<v Speaker 2>officials to at least take Chewy into see if he's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's just say, if you could just test Chewy

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<v Speaker 3>for anything, and then because if he's addicted to meth

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<v Speaker 3>but she's not sharing her, that's just sad. That's a

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<v Speaker 3>whole sad state of affairs. I say, test the raccoon,

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<v Speaker 3>if it's fine, give it back to her, and then

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<v Speaker 3>if not, the state takes it and you know, gets

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<v Speaker 3>it back to hell.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think yeah, I mean, I think the

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<v Speaker 2>thing needs to be checked out. It sounds like he

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<v Speaker 2>eventually will be good. If that If you haven't had

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<v Speaker 2>your fill of raccoon madness, let's jump over to the

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<v Speaker 2>great state of Kentucky. Say hello to forty year old

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<v Speaker 2>Jonathan Mason. He was arrested for releasing a wild raccoon

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<v Speaker 2>into a ball. He allegedly did it because they had

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<v Speaker 2>thrown him out for being drunken obnoxious, warned him not

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<v Speaker 2>to return.

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<v Speaker 5>So he did. A drunken obnoxious thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Throws the wild raccoon in the bar, which bits somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>The police say they're familiar with this guy, who's known

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<v Speaker 2>as Cowboy Cody, because back in December, this clown drunkenly

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<v Speaker 2>rode a mule into a liquor store. The mule was

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<v Speaker 2>taken away by police. Then a few days after that,

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<v Speaker 2>Jonathan was hammered again and unsuccessfully tried.

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<v Speaker 5>To retake the mule.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so Cowboy Cody, how did he not get bit

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<v Speaker 3>when he's throwing a raccoon in there? Coon whisperer, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know. You know how you do it with a

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<v Speaker 3>cat to get him in the carrying case? Look, pat

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<v Speaker 3>the scruff of the neck. Yeah, if you have that

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<v Speaker 3>raccoon by the scuff of the neck, he really can't

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<v Speaker 3>bite you on that hand.

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<v Speaker 5>At least opens the.

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<v Speaker 2>Door with one hand, throwst the raccoon in.

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<v Speaker 5>With the other. Billy has a pet raccoons. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 5>showed us.

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<v Speaker 3>They eat right out of his hands and everything. I

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<v Speaker 3>still tell him be careful.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And finally there's this, and I apologized to anyone enjoying

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<v Speaker 2>breakfast right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh come on, what what?

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<v Speaker 2>What what do you think of When I use the

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<v Speaker 2>term boil in a bag?

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<v Speaker 3>I think of a crawfish and all that stuff thrown

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<v Speaker 3>in a big boiling.

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<v Speaker 5>Pot of water.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, it's a nice season. Obviously a cooking method,

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<v Speaker 2>which it is. Boiling a bag is the term now

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<v Speaker 2>being used for a type of funeral offering that has

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<v Speaker 2>shown up and is being offered in the UK. And uh,

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<v Speaker 2>actually they're trying to get this to be okayed in

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<v Speaker 2>the UK. It is already uh legal in several other countries. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it is an alternative method of human body disposal already

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<v Speaker 2>legal in some countries, nicknamed boiling a bag, otherwise known

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<v Speaker 2>as a water funeral. The dead body is loaded loaded

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<v Speaker 2>into a pressure vessels. That vessel is then loaded with

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<v Speaker 2>a mix of water and alkaline chemicals. The vessel is

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<v Speaker 2>then heated to three hundred and twenty degrees fahrenheit, breaking

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<v Speaker 2>down the body into liquid and bones. The liquid portion

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<v Speaker 2>then gets flushed down the drain and the bones are

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<v Speaker 2>ground to ash for the people to take home trying

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<v Speaker 2>to eat.

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<v Speaker 5>If they're basically sou being the body. You know that

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<v Speaker 5>pathod of cooking. Oh, that's discussed.

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<v Speaker 2>There's the device, the boiling, the bagg raider.

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<v Speaker 3>I would rather it's his tube that he show me

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<v Speaker 3>with all these Yeah, I would rather had like a

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<v Speaker 3>like a you know, a boil, a bowl in a bag,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the gross one.

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<v Speaker 5>Then that that is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Why why why is this becoming in.

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<v Speaker 5>Vogue because there's no room.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, it's all about carbon footprints, taco, because cremation

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<v Speaker 2>creates a large carbon footprint. This is the alternative. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna tell you something.

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<v Speaker 3>Just the thought of this is just I love mother Earth,

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<v Speaker 3>I mother Earth.

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<v Speaker 5>We are one.

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<v Speaker 3>But you can melt a glacier before you're doing that

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<v Speaker 3>to me, take that two glaciers with a polar bear,

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<v Speaker 3>just wall Ristler two. Not a chance in hell you're

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<v Speaker 3>boiling me.

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