Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots all right, before we get into
Speaker 2: this raccoon mania here in idiotology. What's this you guy
Speaker 2: going on? Saturday night?
Speaker 3: Taco Bob A little pre Father's Day I get together. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we figured we do all these Sunday Fundays. Well, Father's
Speaker 3: Day's Sunday, so we're gonna do it Saturday night. We're
Speaker 3: gonna be at Woe Joe's and Saint Cloud six to eight,
Speaker 3: big old summer rock concert ticket blitz Pat. We're gonna
Speaker 3: have tickets every like fifteen minutes, gonna be playing cornhole
Speaker 3: for really good tickets. Also beer pong, so it's gonna
Speaker 3: be a party. Saint Cloud spread the word. Six to eight.
Speaker 3: This Saturday, we're gonna be out with Surfside, Iced Tea
Speaker 3: and Vodka, so we're gonna have specials on that. And
Speaker 3: it's just these these events, different events we're doing with
Speaker 3: them with Surfside, Surfside, Ice Team, Vodka, really fun time.
Speaker 3: So Wojo Saint Cloud. This Saturday started at six all right.
Speaker 2: You might recall a little ways back, we had this
Speaker 2: story out of Springfield Township, Ohio, this story of Chewy
Speaker 2: the raccoon, who presented himself during what turned out to
Speaker 2: be a stop for an outstanding warrant for for this
Speaker 2: this woman, uh, Victoria Videll, who had an outstanding warrant
Speaker 2: and apparently Chewy is her her pet raccoon. And when
Speaker 2: the police approached the car, quite the unexpected surprise, I.
Speaker 4: Stop here you are. You are suspended with a warrant
Speaker 4: for your arrest. And the raccoon has her meth pipe.
Speaker 4: That's right, her mes pipe. He's played with a meth
Speaker 4: pipe right now.
Speaker 1: There's no it is trying to smoke it.
Speaker 4: There's no one, all right, I had enough fun in games.
Speaker 3: So the rac and literally had the meth pipe in
Speaker 3: its mouth trying to hit it.
Speaker 5: Oh god, that's so.
Speaker 2: One of the news stations there in that town decided
Speaker 2: to do a follow up to see what the situation
Speaker 2: is at this point.
Speaker 3: Let's see how the raccoon's doing so well.
Speaker 2: Victoria is out pending her next court appearance. Chewy is
Speaker 2: still in her possession, although whether or not that's legal
Speaker 2: is up for debate. You are legally allowed to have
Speaker 2: a pet raccoon in the state of Ohio, shocker, as
Speaker 2: long as it's not a wild raccoon. Now, she says
Speaker 2: she bought it online but lost the transaction record, and
Speaker 2: seeing as the fact that she had been living in
Speaker 2: her car and that she's now a month later, she's
Speaker 2: now upgraded to a tent and Cheweye is living in
Speaker 2: there with her, as well as a couple of dogs
Speaker 2: that are in the mix.
Speaker 5: Those were the dogs we heard in the car in
Speaker 5: that audio.
Speaker 2: And she says, she says she will not surrender Chewy
Speaker 2: under any circumstances, when in reality, her lawyer is apparently
Speaker 2: working with the State of Ohio and animal officials welfare
Speaker 2: officials to at least take Chewy into see if he's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just say, if you could just test Chewy
Speaker 3: for anything, and then because if he's addicted to meth
Speaker 3: but she's not sharing her, that's just sad. That's a
Speaker 3: whole sad state of affairs. I say, test the raccoon,
Speaker 3: if it's fine, give it back to her, and then
Speaker 3: if not, the state takes it and you know, gets
Speaker 3: it back to hell.
Speaker 2: What do you think yeah, I mean, I think the
Speaker 2: thing needs to be checked out. It sounds like he
Speaker 2: eventually will be good. If that If you haven't had
Speaker 2: your fill of raccoon madness, let's jump over to the
Speaker 2: great state of Kentucky. Say hello to forty year old
Speaker 2: Jonathan Mason. He was arrested for releasing a wild raccoon
Speaker 2: into a ball. He allegedly did it because they had
Speaker 2: thrown him out for being drunken obnoxious, warned him not
Speaker 2: to return.
Speaker 5: So he did. A drunken obnoxious thing.
Speaker 2: Throws the wild raccoon in the bar, which bits somebody.
Speaker 2: The police say they're familiar with this guy, who's known
Speaker 2: as Cowboy Cody, because back in December, this clown drunkenly
Speaker 2: rode a mule into a liquor store. The mule was
Speaker 2: taken away by police. Then a few days after that,
Speaker 2: Jonathan was hammered again and unsuccessfully tried.
Speaker 5: To retake the mule.
Speaker 3: Okay, so Cowboy Cody, how did he not get bit
Speaker 3: when he's throwing a raccoon in there? Coon whisperer, I
Speaker 3: don't know. You know how you do it with a
Speaker 3: cat to get him in the carrying case? Look, pat
Speaker 3: the scruff of the neck. Yeah, if you have that
Speaker 3: raccoon by the scuff of the neck, he really can't
Speaker 3: bite you on that hand.
Speaker 5: At least opens the.
Speaker 2: Door with one hand, throwst the raccoon in.
Speaker 5: With the other. Billy has a pet raccoons. Yeah, he
Speaker 5: showed us.
Speaker 3: They eat right out of his hands and everything. I
Speaker 3: still tell him be careful.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: And finally there's this, and I apologized to anyone enjoying
Speaker 2: breakfast right now.
Speaker 5: Oh come on, what what?
Speaker 2: What what do you think of When I use the
Speaker 2: term boil in a bag?
Speaker 3: I think of a crawfish and all that stuff thrown
Speaker 3: in a big boiling.
Speaker 5: Pot of water.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, it's a nice season. Obviously a cooking method,
Speaker 2: which it is. Boiling a bag is the term now
Speaker 2: being used for a type of funeral offering that has
Speaker 2: shown up and is being offered in the UK. And uh,
Speaker 2: actually they're trying to get this to be okayed in
Speaker 2: the UK. It is already uh legal in several other countries. No,
Speaker 2: it is an alternative method of human body disposal already
Speaker 2: legal in some countries, nicknamed boiling a bag, otherwise known
Speaker 2: as a water funeral. The dead body is loaded loaded
Speaker 2: into a pressure vessels. That vessel is then loaded with
Speaker 2: a mix of water and alkaline chemicals. The vessel is
Speaker 2: then heated to three hundred and twenty degrees fahrenheit, breaking
Speaker 2: down the body into liquid and bones. The liquid portion
Speaker 2: then gets flushed down the drain and the bones are
Speaker 2: ground to ash for the people to take home trying
Speaker 2: to eat.
Speaker 5: If they're basically sou being the body. You know that
Speaker 5: pathod of cooking. Oh, that's discussed.
Speaker 2: There's the device, the boiling, the bagg raider.
Speaker 3: I would rather it's his tube that he show me
Speaker 3: with all these Yeah, I would rather had like a
Speaker 3: like a you know, a boil, a bowl in a bag,
Speaker 3: you know, the gross one.
Speaker 5: Then that that is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Why why why is this becoming in.
Speaker 5: Vogue because there's no room.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's all about carbon footprints, taco, because cremation
Speaker 2: creates a large carbon footprint. This is the alternative. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you something.
Speaker 3: Just the thought of this is just I love mother Earth,
Speaker 3: I mother Earth.
Speaker 5: We are one.
Speaker 3: But you can melt a glacier before you're doing that
Speaker 3: to me, take that two glaciers with a polar bear,
Speaker 3: just wall Ristler two. Not a chance in hell you're
Speaker 3: boiling me.
Speaker 5: Orlando's rock station