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Speaker 2: We didn't lie to your books. We told you we
had living, breathing monstrousity.
Speaker 3: You laughed at, and yet.
Speaker 2: You might be even as they are. They did not
ask to be brought into the world, but into the.
Speaker 3: World they came. Their code is a lawn to themselves.
Offend one and you append them all.
Speaker 1: There are more than one thousand paranormal events reported around
the world every month. Most can be explained as natural phenomena,
but about ten percent cannot. UFOs, ghosts, cryptids, monsters, the
strangest of coincidences, abduction theories and remote viewing, plus what
the hell that switch have for breakfast? All these things
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Speaker 4: Mac Wow Wow Wow Wow. Here We are welcome to
Mac Maloney's Military X File show here on the Distant
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Great seafood, great Hamburgers and a super tupa steak and cheese,
me steak and cheese Stammy. Also with us operating a
mobile studio here tonight. Not quite drama free and there is,
but as our engineer producer Savior B Killer, Uncle em
the kid, he's.
Speaker 5: Been b Killer. That's nice. You know, I think I
found out that hive number two is has expired. Really okay, Yeah,
I'm really kind of bummed because they made it through
the whole winter and now and yeah I looked today.
It was warm enough out they should have been all
over the place, but they weren't. So what's the count
dept of forty thousand?
Speaker 4: Now? Probably? Wow? Wow? How do you sleep in it?
Also with us terrible, Also with us he's back kids
for about a month. So back across the puddle. Yeap, girls,
sit yourselves down, get your mister, get your big bicycle, clean,
makes your big box of wipes. You're squeegey and you'll
loob because he's here, the very famous one one.
Speaker 6: Hello, everybody, Hello mac, Hello, all ships at sea. We
can't forget that. I'm glad to be here. I'm glad
we crossed the sea safely. Here I am in my
old heart. It's it's like a deja vous all over again.
Honest to god, this used to work in this area.
Speaker 4: When's your furniture arriving Christmas?
Speaker 6: It should be on the ship May first, that's what
they told us. I mean loaded up there, yuh huh.
And then May twenty seven?
Speaker 4: And then how did they when they where they can
probably bring the Portsmouth maybe unloaded there?
Speaker 6: They say they're going to Boston.
Speaker 4: Oh really okay? And then where where's would you have
to go down and get it?
Speaker 6: No, there's part of the moving arrangement is that they
carry it.
Speaker 4: Okay. Anyway, Yeah, moving is fun, isn't it. That's the
most fun thing?
Speaker 6: Was awful?
Speaker 4: Nice to dental. I haven't done it all. Oh yeah, yeah, God. Anyway.
Also with us is our international senior correspondent down there
on my sister's tank Top, West Virginia Switchblade, Steve Ward Switchy,
and it's.
Speaker 7: Great to be here representing tank Top once again.
Speaker 4: Is orange is the new black Prison outfit looking good looking, spiffy,
no glasses tonight girls. Okay, Oh there we go. Wow,
it's just yeah, suret to switch everything okay with you?
Speaker 7: Everything is beyond wonderful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you send me a picture of your lunch? Did
you have the same thing for breakfast? So? Do you
want to keep us in suspense?
Speaker 8: Shall we? Shall we hold off? And when I ask
the break question? Yes, okay, not that people really care,
but you.
Speaker 4: Know, you don't never know, you never know that you know,
there's a lot of interest in this part of the show.
Thank you Switch for joining us. No club tonight. He's
done in Florida living them up.
Speaker 6: What's he doing down there? Possibly any any more fun
than this.
Speaker 4: Spring break break?
Speaker 6: Where in Florida? Does it go?
Speaker 4: Daytona? I think there's a Hooters there. Yeah, he's going
every Hooters in Florida before they close them down.
Speaker 6: There's a Daytona Bike week. A friend of mine that
I know from Jacksonville, former Navy buddy. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 4: They're all Harley heads, they're bikers, they're Harley guys.
Speaker 6: It's but it's it's the staff that that you got
to keep an eye on because they're all topless?
Speaker 4: What what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: What they hang on?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 6: The people that run the the they get together with
all the food trucks and food tents. Yes, basically the most,
if not all, of them are topless.
Speaker 4: Are they women? Yeah, okay, that makes a difference anyway,
But I would.
Speaker 6: Be okay if it was men too. And it's a
upless it's like weird you turn a bike week.
Speaker 4: I went to Daytona Beach one Labor day when I
was in college, you know, the college place to go,
and the coolest thing about it was mobbed. It was
just you know, there's like almost too many people that
they let you drive on the beach there. They let
you drive your car on the beach. I thought that
was the coolest thing. Man. We just got down pockey
car and they go, you know.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Also with us, Also with us is our favorite
super fans, Susan k down there in North Carolina. Susan,
how are you hi.
Speaker 11: I'm doing great, happy to be here. I hope you're
all doing well.
Speaker 6: Susan, you're a fan of the football team U went
c North Carolina.
Speaker 11: That's a negative.
Speaker 6: Ask. If you're aware of Bill Belichick and his girlfriend, that's.
Speaker 4: All yeah, yeah, everybody.
Speaker 6: I mean, you figure out a football fan, you should
be aware of that.
Speaker 4: Well she is, but she just she back's a really
odd team. We had a little discussion about it last week, right.
Speaker 9: And Mac greed not to hold it against me. He
would just overlook it.
Speaker 4: Right, she's a Florida fan Flower Gators.
Speaker 11: Right, yes, correct, Later.
Speaker 5: The license plate shows it, definitely, yes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: They lead the n C Double LA for the past
ten years in wins and also arrests. There was a
time they couldn't take a practice because so many guys
had anchor bracelets on, like about ten years ago. And yeah, no, no, no,
they're tough place. Talk about a tough place. Our ended
up in the Edmonton, Canada, very tough place. It's already
get several feet of snow on the ground. It's still
not some of yet. Kim Shay, Kim, how.
Speaker 12: You doing doing awesome, gentleman and Jim. Glad to be
back and listening and having a good laugh and visiting
with my friends.
Speaker 6: Congratulations on the vote up there.
Speaker 12: Yeah, what do you that could have been so different?
I'm telling you, but mister Carney is from our city.
I know people that know him and uh, he's he's
been a wise man all his life. He's a one
smart character. Being a banker and not a bankruptor.
Speaker 4: Is kind of a cool thing. Just the ying and
yang he's looking.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 4: Him definitely has the Hollywood look. You know what I mean.
I'm not saying the Brad Pitt look exactly, but you
look like an actor on TV.
Speaker 6: It s could be.
Speaker 4: I know, look, I mean really you get that face
that's kind of distinctive face.
Speaker 12: A detective, I think, detective.
Speaker 7: Detective detective.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the old and now you know, wild and
really private detective, been beaten down by the world.
Speaker 12: That's it.
Speaker 7: Yeah him shak.
Speaker 4: P I yeah, yeah, yeah, really, I'm in.
Speaker 12: I'm in.
Speaker 4: Also also joining us is a good friend down and
wherever he is and his bunker. It's the the guy
who works for the agency that works for the agencies
Agent x X.
Speaker 14: So great to be here. After a yeah pause, I
apologize one. I didn't see you because you like Mac
both in mufty.
Speaker 7: Do you know what mufty means?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 15: No, you're covered driggling and really that's good, right be
Bernie next to Mac.
Speaker 6: You can't see my.
Speaker 4: You see my white hair and your So you're saying
in a hat on it looks like Bernie Sanders and
with two brothers on either side of them that.
Speaker 7: Bodyguards, thank you for having me and everybody you have here.
I like, hmmm, that may might have been the case.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you something did you get like a
little dye job on your hair? Is your hearing like
kind of rad or something? Did you you did?
Speaker 12: Wow?
Speaker 4: That's bad?
Speaker 7: What color is that?
Speaker 4: That's looks Let's say you're here, let's check it mate,
Let's move on. Anyway, So we're all here tonight and
coming up in a little while, we're going to be
talking to our good friend the space check Cosmic Katie.
She is the woman who knows all the godsip about
the paranormal uh switch has a report on remind us
switchy Jesus.
Speaker 8: A UFO repeater someone that has had excitings all his life.
Speaker 4: Wow? That yeah, that is weird. There's a lot of
people who actually report them as young kids and all
the way up through you know me and old people.
I mean, for some people see them a lot more
than other people do. Also, Kim, do you have anything
to talk to you? Oh? I know we're talking about tonight.
How can I forget This is the creepiest story. This
is a very creepy story. And the fact that it
happens to Telly Savalas. Have you ever heard that story?
Tell Us abou US's ghost story. It is the weirdest
freaking thing. I mean, it involves the jfk assassination, right,
I mean it's you really and he tells it to
some interview on YouTube. He's selling it live, but this
is we saw it and we're going to talk about it. It's
just yeah, really kind of bizire.
Speaker 12: He was a neat fella. I have like researching him,
i I you know, he was quite the character and
very humble, kind of real dude.
Speaker 4: He used to work for top secret State Department stuff
on State Department Radio. He was involved with all these
kind of weird things during the Cold War. Yeah, and
then he went into acting.
Speaker 12: He was a smart guy, he was He was not
a stupid person, that's for sure, a smart guy.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: And the thing that happened to him, like haunted him
all his life. It's like really crazy.
Speaker 7: I mean really talked about it and never talked about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just a word yep.
Speaker 12: Kept it zipped up like wow.
Speaker 4: But yeah who But he finally told the story to someone, right,
because he's telling the story to somebody.
Speaker 12: Yeah. Eventually, like just months before he passed away, mac
he went on to Australian TV. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
extraordinary and divulged most of it. And then the guys
actually turned the cameras off and he was sitting there
and he says, you know, there's actually more to this story, right,
So he came back, turned the cameras back on and
listened to the rest of the story, which included that
JFK story.
Speaker 6: I can.
Speaker 12: I'll elaborate if you like. Whenever.
Speaker 4: What we'll do is why don't we do this? Why
don't we switch what he had for breakfast, lunch and
dinner and then we'll take a quick and then we'll
be back. So switch. It's on you. He sent me.
His he said, is lunch. Okay. He's always trying to
needle me because he knows I'm sitting there eating rid squrackers.
If it's a special day and and you had tell
us what you have for your lunch first, I had.
Speaker 8: I went to Tutors and I had their super breakfast,
which includes uh, well, normally two eggs, apples and meat
and a biscuit. But I don't I don't like their
apples there.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 8: They're all doctored up, and I hitte them when they're
on the plate because they leak into the other stuff.
So you can, you can uh get rid of the
apples and get an extra egg. So I had three
eggs over easy bacon and you get home fries and
you get a little bowl of gravy to slap on
them and a biscuit.
Speaker 6: Sweet.
Speaker 8: Now, I did not eat. I did not eat the
whole biscuit. I just dated about half of it. That
was that was pretty full.
Speaker 6: Why did you leave half of it?
Speaker 7: Because it was full?
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Half the biscuit with the kids in Smila,
I mean there's size of Nebraska.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, okay, it's one of those.
Speaker 4: So so what's you have for lunch? There?
Speaker 7: That was lunch?
Speaker 12: That was?
Speaker 4: What did you have for breakfast?
Speaker 8: I mean I had One's chocolate frosted don'nut.
Speaker 6: That's what I gotta do is I gotta buy some intimates.
Speaker 7: Switch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to like you, but not Wow, it
really is hero now, Okay, Switch and.
Speaker 7: Not the Devil's food. I had that, you know, the
yellow cake?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the best. Well on that note,
and there's a plate of ung rings here. Why don't
we take it and we'll be right back after this.
You're listening to mac Maloney's Militark's on the show. You're
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Speaker 7: Well, but not too far away, like no, no, no,
I'm close, I'm close.
Speaker 12: Don't throw away. Were you from Boston area originally?
Speaker 7: Of course, do you think? Yeah? And then what's what's
the expression? They say?
Speaker 14: I was born in the Inner City, just like that guy.
Speaker 12: Yeah, true, Well, there's lots of famous people from Boston,
no doubt over the years.
Speaker 14: I gotta tell you, Kim that I have an expression
that in nineteen eighty I escaped to freedom over the
river from Massachusetts to the freedom of New Hampshire.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that doesn't like a pilgrimage to freedom.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you about the small businesses and excess town.
They have a spa there. It's called a diaper spy.
Speaker 7: That was two years ago.
Speaker 4: But go ahead, don't disclaim it. And you would go
in there for a one hundred dollars and you would
put on a diaper and you could be in there
for I think ninety minutes and do whatever is going
to happen.
Speaker 12: Okay, I could use that this morning and you really.
Speaker 4: In front of people and a little uh, you know,
a little drum circle. We're gonna we're gonna send exit
with a with a GoPro on the undercover camera.
Speaker 12: It has a place I tell you.
Speaker 7: Let me correct that go ahead. That was two years ago.
Speaker 4: Well so you said, And.
Speaker 14: What happened was in Google it diaper, spy and act
and wherever that crap. It was one of these whack
jobs from Massachusetts.
Speaker 4: They were not from Massachusetts, see how that.
Speaker 14: And she had worked and of course one of the universities,
and she came up and decided she was going to
be a therapist for people who wanted to be babies.
The entire and she bought a nice house, right, and
the entire town went out of their minds because kids
were afraid to walk because the guys that wanted to
be babies walking around with their type.
Speaker 7: Is on a beautiful town. So the town went nuts.
And yeah, that town at the town hall, I don't
know if he's there, but when it was.
Speaker 14: Like something from the eighteen hundreds or seventeen hundreds. At
the Frankenstein movie, we all showed up with Pitchfox and
watches when she was trying to get her her license
and anyway, the next day she scurried back down to Massachusetts.
That is a true story.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, I think there was a lot of jokes
made about it actually through a bunch of different venues, right,
I mean, I think that's where that came from.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 12: There was a bunch of jokes that were made about
the diaper wearing dudes that I mean in a couple
of sitcoms, and I think in a maybe family guy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I'm giving the historical truth.
Speaker 12: I'm going up here and you can look.
Speaker 14: At it and then I just get I just get
insulted by Mac.
Speaker 7: My town has nothing like that. We don't put up
with it. Well, so what's the town?
Speaker 12: What town are you from? Then? What town is it?
Speaker 4: Town?
Speaker 7: Just Atkinson in New Hampshire?
Speaker 12: Nice? Yep, that's cool. Hey, it's kind of nice to
be in a smaller place. I think that's where we're headed.
One day, we're almost downtown in our city and it's
like kidding, yeah, very close very close. Yeah, but I
mean lots of residential, very old residential areas that are
the inner core of the downtown, which are beautiful. Actually,
we're all really developed trees are and some of the
older architecture, which is really quite nice. I mean the
outside you go and it's all just brand new houses
and they're all crammed together. We live in one of
the big lots, so people learned how to get a
big lot. Today is impossible. You're not getting a big
lot in this city. Very progressive thing going on here.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm sure we say we don't want to live
in a termite mound. Yeah, hundreds of hundreds of people's
living on top.
Speaker 12: Oh, it gets crazy. They I mean Calgary, the city
to the south of us Sex, is just like it's
just cookie cutter house after cookie cutter house. They're just
like it's so ugly.
Speaker 7: It's that's okay. But do they have a frontage?
Speaker 12: Well not really. No, they're pretty small little places. There's
not much room for you know, they got a little
tiny backyard. I mean when I look at our yard,
I'm like, I think we're out in the farm somewhere.
I mean, we've got so much interesting, interesting yeah, it's
it's the old school to the new school. And of
course there's infill all in the downtown, like on this
inner core area. Every house that gets old gets demolished
and then they put up two houses that are crammed
right next together.
Speaker 7: But you you live in the city, right, yeah.
Speaker 6: You bet.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I don't know if you can see out the front
door here, the kind of window here, there's kind of
I mean that's you can't see much. But yeah, I'm
in the city. I might maybe ten minutes from downtown,
I guess, but I can get out of the city
though really quick. X. It's like it's kind of still
nice that way that you can just get out of
this place. And I mean as soon as you get
out of this big city, it's honestly, it's just kind
of yeah, there's just nobody out there, right, It's like
it gets less and less people. We don't have too
many people in this province, so and it's huge. It's
a huge place.
Speaker 14: You know, all of us love no, I'm sorry, you
know all of us love Canada.
Speaker 12: Well, you know this whole idea of what I mean.
We're both Sarah and I have family in the States.
We have a church and what with my name on it,
my my X my my great uncle is buried in Arlington.
He was a eye surgeon. He actually saved Mount Batten's
eyes in uh in the in Burma when and then
they became best friends.
Speaker 7: His name was Harold j Ellington Cemetery.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, you should write the story to Max so
he can do.
Speaker 12: I was kind of telling him a little bit about him.
My family is not small, but but his brother, his
came came here and because I guess I honestly have
my own suspicions why he came here, our family out
of the pharmacy UFOs Hey. I don't know, like they
came from Nebraska originally, but if it's kind of some
strange stories to it all, sure, I don't want it
to start a new but like I'm saying, I think
my original comment was they we're all cousins, you know
what I mean, We're all like it's crazy.
Speaker 5: And it's pause read if it's stop, but if it's on, no,
it's running, it's running running right now, running right?
Speaker 7: I have no idea, So switchy how is thing? How
I thing?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 4: Well, I gotta go up to Pete tomorrow anyway.
Speaker 8: Just up being Butler, Pennsylvania. I was a fill in
speaker for.
Speaker 4: We're going to go right to to Kim. Okay, Hey, Susan,
do you asked Dave to who wants a beer?
Speaker 12: Me?
Speaker 4: Do you want one? One? Yeah? What are you a getting?
What are you having?
Speaker 5: Just t to get a draft draft bud like draft
bud light two by blood two bud light drafts.
Speaker 14: Absolutely do any of thegether interlockets on this zoom call.
Speaker 7: A difference.
Speaker 14: Four of us or you know we have they shown
profiles and one they're in the back and they look
like something from It's all doc.
Speaker 6: For the reason the black lagoon here we are.
Speaker 7: From the lights up higher. I can turn the lights
up higher here if if you would, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. I understand that.
Speaker 4: Do that somebody? Yeah, we don't have a lot.
Speaker 14: Of could be eight feet behind the camera and then
I didn't even think about it till swift.
Speaker 4: If he falls, h really we need the spotlight on
us we're talking.
Speaker 6: About Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 4: OK, all right, you don't want.
Speaker 7: To hang up there while you're up there dancing?
Speaker 4: Do do do do? Do? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Thank you Holy service.
Speaker 4: That's thank you. Right. Oh yeah, h h I'm working
out on my speed bag. Oh yeah. All you gonna
do is just yea every once in a while just
go hit it for about a minute and after about
a week you it's getting faster.
Speaker 6: Send you a speedback.
Speaker 12: He gets a good rhythm going. Eh, I think it's
it's the whole thing is the rhythm, nothing else. Yeah,
then you need to skip and rope.
Speaker 4: All right, here we go one two three one two
one two one two, right right into that. Okay, you're
going to go right into a man here boom, oh
all right, so quiet on the set. Here we go.
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Speaker 6: And I just kept going on and on about myself.
I'm taking a leak in the driveway. Just I know
you'd like to talk to total stranger. This story has got
nothing to do with the Bruins.
Speaker 4: Gang.
Speaker 6: It's what happened with Grandma. I was wondering if those
were sadow mesocism straps or something. But I digress from
what I don't know.
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Here on the Distant thunder Rade. I never heard this
is mac mamoney. Well, what a show we have for
you tonight. I love that Open Me too. That is
bad band called Holy Ghost really nineteen.
Speaker 6: Two thousand English speed or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they are right. I think they're trying to go
for that Holy Goo. It's really good band from about
fifteen years ago. Wow, from Eastern Chure painting. For that song, well,
excuse me what?
Speaker 6: How much how much you have to pay him for
use that song?
Speaker 4: Excuse me what? Yeah, he's only kidding. Okay, So here
we are broadcasting live. I'm the stopping yelling as you know.
Speaker 6: It's a beautiful day here too.
Speaker 4: It's a nice day here.
Speaker 6: And it's going to be in the seventies, I think.
Not the boss right up until Friday night, Saturday morning,
and it's going to rain a little bit.
Speaker 4: And then snow again. So also with us here girls,
you can hear his dulcit tones as they say, well
hoping you are already sitting down, you're already fanned, you
already missed it, and you've used your lube. Everything very
famous one.
Speaker 6: One, Hello, everybody, welcome back to the show. I love this.
I love this gig. You know I could do this
every day all day.
Speaker 4: Could thank you.
Speaker 6: Very much Mac for you think so letting me be
a part of your show. And it's a pleasure to
be here, and it's a pleasure to be anywhere basically,
So can.
Speaker 4: You mentioned this every day, doing this every day? Nope,
we be cocating.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also here at the Mobile Studio is engineer, producer and now,
as we know, a mass killer of bees times too,
Uncle Ale the Kiddy's peal.
Speaker 5: Hello, everybody, I'm getting a really bad rap about the bees.
Speaker 4: You know, well you shitting this forty thousand counting bro aia.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I got I got probably ten thousand coming in,
not just coming weekend, the weekend after.
Speaker 6: I thought we had a shortage of bees.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we do now do this forty thousand.
Speaker 6: This is ridiculous. You go through bees like I don't.
Speaker 4: Know, right, He's just trying to fill the hole in
his hot with MOI.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 5: The problem is they you know, sometimes they make the winter.
Sometimes they don't say. You know, they have so much
control over did.
Speaker 6: They fly south for the winter.
Speaker 4: I know they lock up in the hive.
Speaker 6: And there they locking up in your hive.
Speaker 5: But the thing is, you know, last year was such
a horrible year. It was I didn't even get, honest
to God, between the two hives, I didn't get twenty
pounds of honey. Blaming that is blaming the victims now, well,
you know, and I pulled the honey out in July
and it was so bad. You were so little. I said, okay,
I'm done, and I let them have the rest of July, August, September, October,
and I didn't touch any of their stories.
Speaker 4: I let them just kidd steal their food, didn't steal
their food. And uh again in the winter, so bad anyway.
Speaker 5: And they died anyway, one hive was alive last week,
so I'm like, woll it was cool that they survived
the winter. And I was feeding them, you know, sugar water,
and it was cool for everybody. You know, I don't
have to replace one hive. And then like it was
in the seventies today and no bees coming out of
the hive, and this isn't good.
Speaker 4: This is not good at all.
Speaker 6: I get freaked out when I see a bee just
having a tough time on the ground. You know, it's
kind of buzzing and.
Speaker 4: Just telling me, you said a couple of shows, I
used to help it. You'd rehabilitate, I.
Speaker 6: Try to reability.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, i'd go get it and yeah, help, give
a little bit of honey, give you something to eat,
and really bring it back.
Speaker 14: I don't I don't claim to be a biologist, but
one one, if you see a bee walking around in
the ground or low in the ground, that's usually a wasp. Yes, maybe,
and they are very dangerous.
Speaker 6: I know there walk around in the ground wasp killing.
They weren't doing it gracefully. He was struggling. But we
had a wasp hive in the ground. I was mowing
and I was getting close to this one bush and
all of a sudden says, what's this bump? I'm hitting
them with the with the morrows. It was a wasp
nest and a couple of wasps coming out to see.
Speaker 4: What the couple just a couple.
Speaker 6: I know, just a couple of that moment trying to
figure out what the hell's going on here? And I
beat feet away from that area.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this has not been beat Macmoney's.
Speaker 6: Search and Destroy on the wasp nests, chemicals, chemical warfare
basically all.
Speaker 4: Right, So wow, okay, that's our ba mint for the show.
Thank you all, and thank you one one also with us,
also with us is down there in my sister's tank top.
Should we changed it because the summer is coming on
my sister's bikini top. Is that more offensive?
Speaker 7: That's disgusting?
Speaker 4: Perfect, my sister's bikini top, West Virginia.
Speaker 6: The bikini top.
Speaker 8: Representing bikini top, beautiful downtown bikini top, West Virginia.
Speaker 4: You know who it was. It was a very famous
designer in the fifties, you know what his name, And
they had just lit off the atomic bomb and the
bikini tall on the Pacific and that's how he named
the bikini It's like Louis or someone you know something
you've kind of heard it really Yeah, yeah, anyway, that's
bikini talk for the show. So now we get a bikinis.
Speaker 6: Oh all right, that should be the secret question for contests.
Who invented the bikini? Do something youational?
Speaker 4: Okay? Bringing the atomic bomb? If you good? Yeah? Thanks
Rich for being with us and your cat free for
the moment. Don't look around. Don't look around. Also with
us beautifying the show is the belonging with the covet
down there in the Carolina super fan Susan Kay.
Speaker 6: Hi, Hi, Susan. What's happening?
Speaker 4: She's overwhelmed?
Speaker 11: Not too much?
Speaker 6: Are you ready for the Kentucky Derby?
Speaker 9: I love to watch that, but it's a whole lot
of hype for like a minute of race.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's what's leading up to the Kentucky Derby
that's more fun, right, And getting intimate with the horses
and the trainers and the owners.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, it's got to be cool. Drinking men julips
and all that stuff.
Speaker 6: And look at how cruel it is on the horses,
the big hats, the big hats.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Derby Day is a big thing.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, yeah, it's a big how's Rudy?
Speaker 12: He's good.
Speaker 9: We started taking lessons with a trainer and this Saturday
we have a like a clinic to go to all
day with a.
Speaker 11: Well known trainer in our area.
Speaker 9: She's having like a where all of us can bring
our horses in and spend the day working on groundwork
and stuff. It's beautiful weather, so I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 4: Is Rudy. Has Rudy had the operation? Let's say?
Speaker 11: Yes? Sorry that in the elf costume?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that might just push your head over the
bout it really gave up after that also, well giving
him up? Well not yet. Is a good friend up
there in Edmonton, Canada? Kim shake Kim?
Speaker 12: How are you doing awesome? You guys? Nice to be
on board. Glad to see that everybody's doing awesome in
your world.
Speaker 6: And art do we we're doing We're doing great. Yeah,
lower fifty are doing great.
Speaker 4: Capital A. So you hurt yourself skiing? Right? Are you?
Are you up on your two feet? Yether or no? Really? Yeah?
What happened? Tell us what happened? Where were you skiing?
Speaker 12: Oh? Man, I was up at Jasper Marmot base and
skiing away and uh, well, lo and behold, I kind
of got my legs crossed up and put my one
knee into my other knee and to myself out like
I couldn't believe. Really, yeah, I don't know, I've never
done that one plus years of skiing, and it was like,
that's a new one. But hey, Mac, you know I
got to just mentioned that four and a half years
ago through some of your words, I quit doing sugar,
and like I've dropped like almost fifty pounds in then.
Really yeah yeah, And do you think I remember to
adjust my ski bindings for being like one seventy now
instead of two hundred and twenty?
Speaker 4: Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, bindings didn't pop after I was like giving
myself hell, I was like, you stupid, you forgot the
gest your bindings.
Speaker 4: Because because of Mac.
Speaker 12: Well, yeah, I'm blaming it on.
Speaker 7: So ease, Kim, you skinny little bugger.
Speaker 4: Did you.
Speaker 12: Stop sugar? Everybody in the world.
Speaker 7: Just sugar when I was a kid?
Speaker 4: Not really?
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's good. I mean I I was a sugarhead.
I was since I've been a kid, and I mean, honestly,
I never became diabetic. But my doctor is going, you're
leaning in that direction really quickly here, So I mean
different stuff. Some of Max words, though, I don't know,
you stirred me up way back and I just kind
of like, I don't know, something just got stirred up.
I mean, I was like, I got to quit doing this.
And it's been over well it's been about four and
a half years. Wow, okay, and I've maintained it. I
haven't even fallen off the wagon. So I'm like, that's
truly amazing for me. I don't know what can I say.
Speaker 4: Well, I wish I took a fat state. I wish
I took my own advice.
Speaker 12: But you know, you can always get back on the wagon.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 12: My sister's kind of off and on and as long
as you're trying, and I mean, I think it moves
in the right direction.
Speaker 6: My thing is ice cream. When this good weather comes in,
I'm eating ice cream a lot.
Speaker 4: Ice Cream is how to resist something.
Speaker 12: I make the best ice cream.
Speaker 4: Also with us, I want to say it also how
to resist. But I kind of from Who's bunk? I
was sure a bunker somewhere in the Free State of
New Hampshire. Yes, Agent X, the man works the agency.
It works to the agency, Agent XT, how are you?
Speaker 7: Thank you for having me?
Speaker 14: And I'm so delighted to see your entire crew is everybody?
Speaker 6: I like, that's good.
Speaker 4: So you don't like class. You don't.
Speaker 6: If you didn't like it, you'd have to you know what.
Speaker 14: So I do have a question because I see one
doc figure, because you guys are one hundred and thirty
feet behind the camera exactly our side.
Speaker 7: It's the right.
Speaker 14: It's some guy I think is one one, And I
have to ask you Mac, yes, one one. Give you
the saga about how I went after he returned European Union.
Speaker 7: From the UK.
Speaker 14: Sorry, but he returned from Tyranny and he came back
and I picked him up down in Massachusetts and we drove.
Speaker 6: Up so he could get that wasn't just a pickup.
That's a long ride for where you live to Bedford.
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, it's a great story.
Speaker 4: Let me help it out. That's a great share. Let
me talk helping out a fellow veteran. Is that what
we're talking about?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it gets even better.
Speaker 4: Okay, get to the punch on them? Then good.
Speaker 7: I get him, if you guys would stop, I get
him into the.
Speaker 14: Car right after whatever, and picked him up and we're
going up and I said, which way do you want
to go?
Speaker 5: One?
Speaker 7: He said this way, that way whatever. We went up,
and we went up.
Speaker 14: I think it was ninety three one, right from leaving
the People's Republic of Massachusetts to go up to the
Free State of New Hampshire. And then there's a rest
area when you get there. I pulled over and I said,
one one, I know you haven't been here too long,
but I want you to get out and breathe free air.
Confirm everything I said.
Speaker 4: At rest that's right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so he did.
Speaker 14: Then we go further up and we come to a
toll booth right in Hampshire.
Speaker 4: What happened in the Hampshire, the Free State of New Hampshire.
It's not free. You've got to pay the drive through that.
Speaker 14: But let me finish. You stopped talking. We're driving up
further and we get to the toll booth and the
toll booth operator looks at me in one in my license,
Playton said, you guys are vetterans. Just keep going.
Speaker 4: You didn't pay. No, that's what's wrong with this world
some people.
Speaker 14: So we get further up and we get there. Well, anyway,
that's enough of this story.
Speaker 4: All right, Well you hit another toll booth, and another
toll booth and another to both the Free State of
New Hampshire.
Speaker 14: Probably politically incorrect, but one one knows that I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: I have a veterroom plate. Now literally I'll bring I
have a friend that.
Speaker 7: I let him confirm or what's a what's it.
Speaker 14: Check?
Speaker 7: He can fact check if he wants.
Speaker 4: We believe you. I believe you.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 5: I have a friend that lives in Wells, Maine. Now,
when I get on ninety five to go to Wells, Maine,
in the free state of Massachusetts, I don't pay a toll.
When I hit the New Hampshire border, New Hampshire hits
me for two bucks.
Speaker 4: And then I go up to the.
Speaker 5: Wait wait, and then I get up a little further
and I get hit again in another toll for Maine. Uh,
two more bucks. And then I hit the main border
and I get hit for two more. So in total
around trip for ten minutes from miles is twelve dollars
to run from my house to Wellesmane.
Speaker 4: That's a free state for Hampshire there, folks. But if
I drive up root one, it's free. It's actually the
twelve dollars.
Speaker 14: Stake except your cards running off the road because how
bad the roads are.
Speaker 4: That's right in New Hampshire. Yes, I agree, owing mass anyway. Wow, okay, well,
thank you.
Speaker 7: I want you to fact check what I just said.
Speaker 4: We don't need to do that. I don't believe you,
don't worry.
Speaker 6: I'm here to provide an affidavit to attest to every
word that came out of this man's mouth, who is
a decorated soldier.
Speaker 7: Just so everybody knows, they are on no tolls according
to Bernie Sanders l on the Mass Turnpike.
Speaker 4: They're on. There's no tolls on the Mass Turnpike. The
Mass Turnpike is free. It is, yes, is absolutely. They
took him all away probably about two years ago. Absolutely, yeah,
absolutely right, yep, yeah, but no ham show looking up.
Speaker 7: I haven't been on it.
Speaker 4: I haven't been on the train bike at a lot
of time. Listen, listen, there's a lot of UFOs over
the trainpike trains. I'm gonna pivot, as the kids say
to our good friend Kimsha, because he get in touch
with me. Well, you know, we're always in touch. But
both two through Reso before his accident, before you almost
pulled the Sonny bono on the he said, did you
ever hear Telly's ghost story? And I'm going what that
just sounds a little too weird, and he sent me
the stuff. When Tellys was a young man, he had
this very weird thing happened, is gonna tell us about it,
and never talked about it, never talked about it. And
you know, he all through his career, he had a
very career, worked for the State Department undercover radio guy
some times, then he went into acting very spot guy.
And then about a few months before his death, he
gives an interview to an Australian reporter about this ghost story.
And you hear it, and now it's on YouTube. You
read it and you watch it, and you say, this
is very fed up. This is this is like better
or worse than your usual what the hell happens story?
So yeah, and then then I'll turn it over to
Kim Kim shiek Kim.
Speaker 12: Well, it's like one of those stories that doesn't really
meet the criteria of a ghost story, I guess, especially
for one that involves automobiles. Usually it's hitch hiker stories,
and usually the ghost is the hitch hiker and you
pick them up. But this story kind of turns the
tables on that story. So it kind of goes that
Telly Savalis had three wives in his life. His first
wife he had for just a few years, but they
had divorced, and his wife had said, why don't you
move home with your mom? So I guess he moved
in with his mom for a few years. And that's
kind of how the chronology of this story happens. Even
Telly was like it was a long time ago. He
wasn't sure if it was fifty seven, fifty eight, fifty nine,
But through everybody's kind of investigation into it, looks like
it was about nineteen fifty eight, and it was in
New York City, and it was Telly was out on
a date and he had his automobile and he took
his date home after a coffee or something or other,
and it was about two in the morning. He's driving
through New York City and Queens and he kind of
forgot to fill up his gas tank. So it's two
in the morning and his car runs out of gas.
So he's sitting in Queen's and he's kind of wondering
what to do. Now. This is way before self or
any of that kind of stuff. So he was kind
of sitting there and he got out of his car
and he saw a white castle that was open. So
he walked over to this white castle and the guy
that was working there, yeah, Amberger Joint. He had a
little discussion with him, and the guy was like, what's
the problem, and he's like, well, I ran out of gas.
So the young guy's like, well, you can go in
the back here and go through the woods here and
walk across and there's a gas station open. I'll tell
He was like, okay, thanks, no problem, thank you very much.
So he started to proceed to walk through this wooded area.
Now the wooded area wasn't like highly wooded, it was
sparsely wooded. And he was just about to make his
entrance into this wooded area to walk across and get
the gas and he heard somebody yell out in a
very very high pitched female voice to him that said,
can I give you a ride? Well, Kelly, Kelly heard that.
No one. You didn't hear anybody drive up. There was
like no vehicles when he started walking. But as he
turns around, he sees there's a Cadillac there with this
dude in it, and he kind of swings around and
he's like hey, So he walked up to the guy
and started having a chit chat with him, and the
guy was very happy to basically proceed to offer him
a ride to get some gasoline, and as he understood
that he was didn't have any, and he was like, so, yeah,
jump in my car and I'll give you a ride
across the gas station. So Kelly, being very apologetic and
very thankful and very gracious, got into this gentleman's car
and they started driving. Well, he said, it was nothing
really unusual about the drive. He said, it was all
pretty normal except for this guy's very high pitched feminine voice, right,
and he was wearing a white suit. So the man
gets in he says, okay, well I'll give you a ride.
So they start driving, and he accepts the man's right
of course, and he's they're given a going along, and
the gentleman starts talking. He kind of at that point
was just basically talking about normal stuff. He got him
to the gas station.
Speaker 6: Was he talking in English?
Speaker 12: Yeah, all in English. You know, I don't think there
was anything peculiar about the way he is, his language
was used or anything. One one. He just had a
very very high pitched feminine voice that Telly said was
creepy for sure. It wasn't like didn't sound normal in
a way, you know what I mean. But he got
him to the gas station. Hey, and Kelly jumped out
and was like, hey, thanks a lot, I really appreciate you.
Guy's like, no, no, no, no, I'll go get your gas
and i'll help you out right, And I guess Kelly
was like instantly started looking for his wallet and realized
he didn't have his wallet. Well, being the proud guy
he was, he was like very embarrassed, didn't know what
to do. So he kind of reached the guy and said,
I didn't bring my wallet. Well, the guy very graciously
said no problem. He says, I have a dollar. I'll
give you a buck back in the day, he could
go and get some gas for a buck and a
gas can, I guess. So he got his gas can
and his gas and came back to the guy and
the guy said jump in and I'll give you a
ride back. So he got into the car and he
was he was very embarrassed, hey, that he didn't have
money and he had to get this guy to give
him a buck, not only a ride. So now he's
like he didn't know what to do. He's asking, well,
look at I have money.
Speaker 19: I'll pay you back.
Speaker 12: Right, he was working. He had the job in the
radio station at that time, and he was like, you know,
i'll pay you back. So he made sure that the
guy gave him his name, gave him his address, and
gave him his phone number. He slipped it into his wallet,
not thinking about it, proceeded back to his vehicle and
lo and behold, he fills his car up with gas. Hey,
and I mean back in the day carbureted vehicles. Fuel
pumping the gas tank, he emptied the floor bowl. You
were going to have a problem getting going. It's going
to take a while. So he tried and tried, and
I guess he killed his battery. And then he had
to ask the guy, Hey, can you help me get
a push here? If you can just push me, I
can probably push start it.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 12: The guy obliged ay and helped him push started, got
his vehicle going. And I mean, Telly was so gracious
and so apologetic to the guy and just so happy
that somebody had come along and helped him out. Right,
I mean, he's late late in the morning, sitting in
New York. So he proceeded home. He got home and
he went to his job the next day and he
did his work in the radio station. He came out
and he grabbed a newspaper, and in this newspaper there
was a story about a deceased ball player that had
died while on the road playing baseball for one of
the teams. Telly was kind of odd about this part.
It was like he was trying to either protect this
guy's character or something. But I missed one key element
about this story, and that was on the drive back,
this gentleman on the drive back with the gasoline, this
gentleman inadvertently just divergently went on to a tangent about
a totally different subject, which was baseball. And in this story,
he told the guy about this gentleman that he knows,
and he described the guy told him about him, all
this kind of stuff. And Telly thought it was really
weird that he would have brought up this baseball player.
He had no idea why he brought it up. It
was just totally out of the blue. But like as
I said, the next day, when he was at work,
when he left, he read a story in the newspaper
about a baseball player that had passed away, and he
realized that this guy was the same guy that this
guy was talking about, but he was talking about it
in the present tensea not like past tense. And here
this guy had died a few years back. Now were wondering, well,
why was he in the newspaper when he passed away
a few years back? While I guess he's in your town,
mac up in Boston. His name was Harry Aganis. Yeah,
well he died on the road, hey, with what pneumonia?
Playing ball? And uh, Telly was a little bit like
taken aback by it, all right. He was just kind
of like, that's really strange. Well, he got home and
he was talking to his mom, who was I guess,
touchy feely lady kind of thing, Greek lady, Greek people.
They she had a feeling about it, and she just
thought it was rather paranormal, right, And Telly's like, no, no,
the guy was real. This isn't a paranormal mom. And
he says, hey, you know what I have? I have
I have in my wallet. I've got the guy's name,
his phone number and everything. He don't want to phone
him up, so he grabs the phone and he phones
his phone number, and somebody answers the phone. Jimmy's bar right,
and he's like, well, hey, this is mister Cullen there,
and the guy goes, what are you talking about? And
all of a sudden he hands it over to this
lady and she's like, what are you looking for? And
Savalis goes, I'm looking for Jimmy cullin and she goes,
what are you messing with me for? Do you leave
me alone? You're you're effing with me and she hangs
up on him. Well he's sitting there now at home,
going what the heck? This doesn't make sense? So he
phones him back right and gets her and now he's
now he's telling her, look at ma'am, look at look
at this guy gave me a ride last night. And
he started describing the guy and what was going on,
and she just stopped in her track.
Speaker 4: Say.
Speaker 12: She goes, that's my husband. His name is James Cullen.
He died two years ago. Well, Telly was just beside himself, right,
He didn't know what to say, didn't know what to do.
He's kind of like taking aback and they went into
more description and yeah, now this lady wants to meet him, right,
she's like, it's important that I come to New York
to see you, right, So she came from Boston to
New York to see him to talk about this, and
they had a pretty good long talk about it. And
when they were talking, like Kelly said, well, you know
the guy's voice, right, he was talking about everything else,
but he didn't mention that the guy's voice is like
really high pitched and strange, like really feminine voice. And
she goes, well, that's not his voice. He had a
voice like yours, Telly, like really low. But she says,
you know how he killed himself, right, was that he
took a gun and he blew out his throat. Tlly
was like, oh, okay, he didn't really know what to
say or do, but he had left that situation kind
of hanging there like that, I guess in his life
where he never really understood how that could have come
down or how that could have happened. But you know,
he was doing that story I think I'd mentioned, like
in the Extraordinary interview, and they'd shut down all the
cameras and everything, and he was just sitting there and
like I said, he'd never let this story out to anybody,
I guess, And they were just sitting there and finally
he says, you know, there's more to this story, right,
and they're like, what do you mean. He goes, well,
I can tell you. And so they went and turned
the cameras back on and he started talking about a
story that happened a few years after the main story,
and this story involved California golfing. I think it was
called the al Caliberrio. And he was with two other gentlemen,
and one of them being Merrill Header who ran a
show called Gambit and Hollywood Squares, and another guy named
Dennis James. Oh yeah, Well, they were on the they
were on the six t and Lly hears his voice
start yelling at him on top of this hill. This
guy's standing there and he's yelling, Deli, Deli. Well he
stops in his tracks, hey, and he's like looking at
this guy over in this hill and this guy is
like yelling at him. And now the two guys that
he's with noticed someone. They're going, what the heck's going on? Telly,
And he's just standing there looking at this guy, stunned.
He's like, the same guy is now standing over in
this golf course yelling at him.
Speaker 4: The guy that gave him the ride.
Speaker 12: This James Cullen is yelling at him and and he's
trying to hear what he says, right, And as the
guy is like standing there yelling at him, he's he's
saying something, and the guy's like going, what the heck's
he's saying?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 19: And what he what he said was he says this,
did you hear what happened in Dallas? We'll Telly was
freaked up and he was upset and he didn't know
what to do. They hey, so he just can't canue
playing golf. He didn't tell the guys anything. He just
continued playing golf, absolutely beside himself. But they finished the
course right, and they got into the clubhouse.
Speaker 12: And the news was on and it was our friend there.
All of a sudden, I forgot his name, THEREFK. Yeah,
he's mentioning you know that JFK was assassinating Walter. Yeah,
Walter krohnk CRK eleven thirty eight. Hey, this was broadcast
at It took them a while to actually say that
he had died, right, but so it's eleven thirty eight am.
So this guy that shouted at him about the Dallas
was ninety minutes before that, so they figured it was
forty five minutes before actually JFK was assassinated.
Speaker 4: That is creepy, yeah, very And I.
Speaker 12: Guess he didn't tell the rest of his story, but
I guess people that were in the nose said there
was way more to this story than just these two ones.
Speaker 4: And then tell you like Savilis dies like three months later.
Speaker 12: Right, yeah, very shortly after that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a weird story.
Speaker 12: I think, like one day after the day was born
in January, January twenty second and twenty first, Yeah, ninety four.
Speaker 4: I mean what I mean what happened there? I mean,
it's not just he was physically in this guy's camera,
he talked to him, he got the phone. If he
didn't have the phone number in the name, how would
he know.
Speaker 12: And money the guy gave him money, Yeah, he had money.
Like wed story, and it's a very very strange story,
but it definitely really kind of affected Telly in a
deep way all his life, I think, you know, I mean,
he lost a lot of his family through cancer and stuff,
and he was a freemason with his brother at was interesting. Yeah,
But on his gravestone a it reads the hour of
departure has arrived and we go our ways. I too
die with you to live? Which is better? God only knows?
Speaker 4: Wow tell.
Speaker 12: Aristotle?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's probably related to him. Yeah, thank you,
Kim Kim, Kim Shay. Let's give him an organic rundom applies.
Speaker 12: Thank you, gentlemen and ladies, Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 4: That we may I may not sweeten up in post.
Speaker 12: Very very interesting character.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah. And why would he uh, why would
he make something like that up was a movie?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't think that was really in his character
to make anything up. Really, It's not like he was
even in that field at all.
Speaker 4: It's a weird thing to make up too when you
think about it. I mean, you know, there's so many
kind of assets to it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, he was famous. He didn't need to
make what he needed for you know, what's exactly it
was like at the end of his life. I think
he just wanted to get that story off his shoulders.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right right. Yeah.
Speaker 12: It makes you wonder how many other people have had
stories though that they never would ever talk about, just
for the same reason, just because it's so creepy and
strange and it just doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yep. Well what does make sense is that
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Speaker 4: No puppets, no puppets. Hey, welcome back to Macloney's militrisch
mil tresh show. Here in the distance. Doneratio in no way,
this is Maclimoney. Wow, what a show we have a
few tonight. Very quickly, let me introduce the members of
the posse here in the studio, the mobile studio. Girls,
he's here, mister one one.
Speaker 6: Hell, I'm here, and I love every minute of it.
Every monster got. I liked being in the UK to
an extent, but I'm glad to be back. Not really
driving on the right side of the road.
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, the correct side of the road correct, also
talking about the craigside of the road. Also there is
Uncle Alely kiddies. Pal, I went out, Hey, you glad
to be here? So one new Accura?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: So he's driving on the right side of the road
now in a new Accura, so it's even better.
Speaker 4: So he's home. Okay. So uh, the over under on
the number of bees that Al killed is forty two
thousand and five hundred, and we're it's nature. I'm sorry,
you know, okay, those pieces. I'm paying dearly for the
new ones, so you know they counted on you out
what happened? It was a bad year last year. Life,
life happens, bad winter. Also with us is down there
and my sister's bikini top West Virginia is a senior.
What does he corresponding play? Steve wats great to beat
here tonight? What is he yeah, he looks like you
should be picking up litter inside.
Speaker 5: Because clubs here. He can be anything he wants because
I have to listen to club about it.
Speaker 4: Also with us down there in North Carolina is a
good friend, super k super fans, Susan k How are
you Sky?
Speaker 11: I am doing well.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me catfree. Okay you asked,
Let me guess. Is he eating or sleeping?
Speaker 11: He's doing what you hate is doing. He's playing the cello.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, cleaning himself. Come on, that was good time.
Speaker 6: And then he kisses you.
Speaker 4: Yeah right see see anyway, Also with us, is oh
a good friend up there in Edmonton, Canada. Ex is
gonna be mad. I didn't introduced him for us. Is
a good friend up there in Edmonton, Canada. Kim Shank Kim,
happy to be here, Happy to be here. Guys, you
heard yourself skiing about a month ago. And uh, what
do you are you in? What are you in a
little walker or something? Or do.
Speaker 12: I my quad completely lost my quad muscle, so my
knee has become so loose. I can't I'm trying to
regain it.
Speaker 7: I'm working.
Speaker 6: That's tough on.
Speaker 12: I mean, I got a good set of legs, but
by my right leg didn't like my left leg. Really yeah,
right leg is just like if I have two right
legs right now, wou'd be in the Olympics. Okay, right
leg is just it's just like ramble, man, it's like ramble.
Speaker 4: Why because you're you're walking around more in the right Okay,
I hop a lot, hop a lot.
Speaker 12: Okay, damn, it's faster than crutches.
Speaker 6: Do you have in home therapy?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 12: Well, I'm going to physio.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called his wife, right. How is she taking
all this?
Speaker 12: Yeah, she's awesome. He's awesome. Without her, i'd be I
don't know, I'd be about fifty pounds right now.
Speaker 4: Well, be easy to hop, thank you? Ye. Draining a
scraper ship. And last, but not least is Asian X.
I means sure a bunker someone in New Hampshire X. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Sure.
Speaker 14: Anyway, great to be here, especially with odd guests, all
of whom I really like, and even.
Speaker 4: One one even me, wow, even him.
Speaker 7: I introduced him to freedom again.
Speaker 6: That was That was quite a day. M h u
uh getting my driver's license and well it took what
anur it was Okay.
Speaker 14: Yes, but it was, it was perfect. It was everybody
was nice to get your license and they're too young.
That young couple was so funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and how many I was driving? Eight? How many
hours to drive their back plus the like that bad?
Give me, give me an estrument.
Speaker 6: His place to Bedford, Bedford, to conquered, conquered, back to
my place and conquered. I am you were talking about
back to Bedford and then back up to his place,
which is one of the busiest exit ramps always backed up.
Speaker 4: Yes, so did the ex regalia with the stories of
his past stories.
Speaker 15: I've heard them, okays and saying thank you.
Speaker 7: We have against right.
Speaker 6: Right one one yes, whatever he said, it was very dangerous.
Speaker 4: Okay, we have a guest. Yes, we have to behave
ourselves ready. Draining us is our good friend here? Really?
Stacy Spacey gossip longer that expert gossip writer of the
paranormal Stacy how are you? Let's uh, thank.
Speaker 7: You, Stacey Hide.
Speaker 4: How are you number ten? That's an ice cream nice?
Speaker 20: I don't need ice cream.
Speaker 4: Okay, well I don't want to. I don't want to know.
I don't know. Okay, wow, okay, that's good too. You're
gonna get hurt. He's right behind inside. So anyway, so
Stacey knows a lot about the gospel of the paranormal
and we've we prepared ten questions to ask and to
just educate us. Okay, Stacy, how does that sound?
Speaker 20: That sounds good?
Speaker 4: You're not you're not related to Kevin Spacey? Are you anxious? Okay?
Because he's approver, doesn't he want one?
Speaker 11: I think that was proven wrong? Really Okay, space.
Speaker 6: He wasn't convicted of anything that's ruined his career. He did,
he's a really good accent.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I love him in that movie k Pax. Did
you see that movie?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, wasn't that a weird movie?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a very strange movie with Jeffrey Confidential. Yeah,
l A. Confidential was great and American Beauty do American Beauty?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was a little weird. Ye cripple in
the end for the usual suspects movies ever yees. Yeah, right,
it's a great classic. Okay, So we have ten questions
here of Stacey Spacy. There's a lot of gossip about
the paramammal and these are hilarious at en this morning. Okay,
let's see what happens here. Okay. Number number ten this
is some one one. Okay, if I date a two
headed woman from Venus, do I have to buy both
of them at dinner? Speechless?
Speaker 20: No, they can split one. They can split on yeah,
because they only have one stomach.
Speaker 5: Okay, you just have to hope one's left handed and
one's right handed, so they.
Speaker 20: Can right exactly. What if he's on a date, he
can feed them to feed him?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well he'd be into that. Number nine may
do these quick. Is it true that Martians are cheaper
pricks than the British agent x once a yes, yes,
you shake.
Speaker 20: It a head, yeah, yeah they are.
Speaker 4: Okay. Number eight this is something drunk at the bar.
As far as you know, as Godzilla and Missus Kinkle,
have we got it one? This is king Let me.
Speaker 20: Ask missus King Kong as far as you know.
Speaker 4: Has got Zilla and missus King Kong ever got it on? Yeah?
Speaker 10: It was?
Speaker 20: Isn't that like banging dong or something?
Speaker 4: I forget bang it thought way? Wow?
Speaker 5: Okay, Reptilian monkey.
Speaker 4: Something in number seven man is bigfoot gay? And if so,
why and that was scented by Rudy Susan.
Speaker 20: Cases so yeah. The last time that I saw him,
actually it was on my birthday and he gave me
a back Middler CD.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, a number six? Is it true? Oh boy?
Is it? What am I reading these?
Speaker 20: How bad?
Speaker 4: Is this one?
Speaker 20: Because you're like, oh boy.
Speaker 4: Is it true? Is it man? Is it true that
Broad's on Satin? Four? Have no?
Speaker 12: Wait?
Speaker 4: Is it true that? Wait? Let's start again. Is it
true that Broad's on Satin? They have four fun bags
instead of two? Daco Johnson inside? Okay, well I.
Speaker 20: Know now where was it on Saturn?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Chat, maybe it just looks like four they do
okay all club? They do Susan Kay, they do okay,
she's running out of school too bad. Club isn't here
tonight because he sent this one in. Is it true
that there's a magical plane and that's shaped like a
host of snowball and is ordered by hundreds of moons
shaped like milk duds? Club, He's not here tonight? Okay,
we're going to say, yes.
Speaker 20: Where's in the milky Way?
Speaker 4: We should have brought the milky Way into the Okay,
number four? This is more of a request and a question. Quote.
I'll give you one thousand dollars cash if you're poison
these three clowns? Now who wrote that? Who's included in
the three? That's what that must be? Yes, that's from
Ping Pong, the female Chinese spy who almost got Agent
X thrown in prison. Oh yeah, remember that acts all
of a.
Speaker 14: Sudden, there's not wait wait wait wait wait, that's blue.
That's a whole news show. If you have guts enough
to do it.
Speaker 5: Come from Yeah, that's the question used to go in
the Blue Man group because he's blue.
Speaker 4: Okay, Number three.
Speaker 7: And it will be your best show ever.
Speaker 4: All Number three is from Satan. Satan more to do
you have to wear?
Speaker 20: Boy's asking me this?
Speaker 4: This is Satan?
Speaker 20: Yes, right, I am a Gemini?
Speaker 4: Do you have to are a special kind of hazmat
suit when you land on Prince Andrew's planet of sticky bears? Gross?
Inside to inside she's saying.
Speaker 20: No from side, I can't even answer that.
Speaker 4: Number two, Wow, this is from Switch? Is it wrong
that I ate a three egg moth girl? Armlet?
Speaker 20: No? Lots of protein?
Speaker 4: Lots? How much? How much cheese was with that? It
says on the script that says, yes, Switch, that's pretty horrible. Yes,
Jimp avised a little bit. Okay, good And the number
one question for the that's Stacy Spacey. How do I
stop your foes from landing on my roof? Dave Grekling
of the staball.
Speaker 20: How does he stop you with from landing on his roof?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 20: Stop asking for antal probes?
Speaker 4: I don't know, says ye. Start chadging for parking.
Speaker 20: There you go in the rear.
Speaker 4: Wow, y.
Speaker 6: Didn't see that coming?
Speaker 4: Needed to day? Does she have a right home? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Needed?
Speaker 20: Did the guy who.
Speaker 4: Wanted on the roof David right later? Wow? Okay, Well,
why don't we give a cells an organic and then
we can do two? Thank you Stacy's space I appreciate.
Can you hang around with us or do you have
to go somewhere?
Speaker 20: I can hang around from okay?
Speaker 4: All right? And how about your misteric clean over there?
What's he doing? I'm back. He's lifting weights, he's he's
got work on it. He's talking on his phone. He's brilliant.
He's got something going on. That's good. Just keep her
a business, thank you. So why don't we do this.
Let's take a break now, group, and you're listening to
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Radio NETWAK please stay tuned. Hey, welcome back everyone to
Macloney's middle Tracks. I'll show here in the Distant Thunder
Radio Network. This is MC and Roney. Well at the
show we've had for you tonight. It's a party going
on outside. We are at the Stommy Galley Broadcasting Live,
five Water Street, Newport, Massachusetts, a great seafood restaurant in
the mobile studio with us tonight. Girls. He's here, the
very famous one one wan.
Speaker 6: Hello, girls, Hello everybody, welcome back to the show. Glad
to be here and glad to be tight with all
of you listeners out there. And really, yeah that's what
they can say, you know, hang on, you know what
I mean. I get those I get those letters once
once in a while, I get routed to me a
letter from one of my longtime fans and has the
word tighten. I know what happened to all the other letters.
Speaker 4: But wow, okay, the rim shot is out of it's
not working. But if it was see left, oh there
is the music was on. Thank you one one for
joining us. Also here be keep it and be killer.
I'm I'm really getting a bad rap forty thousand bees
in counting kind because you.
Speaker 6: Know, you know, he shouldn't he shouldn't lose sleep over
that incident.
Speaker 4: Really, they put their lives in his hands. And what happened.
They flew the coop man. They swarm, you know, And
right now I would be heaven. I've got I got
a three.
Speaker 5: Pound package coming, not this weekend, the weekend after, and
they have to make it too, And at one hundred
and seventy nine dollars a package, they're not cheap, you know, well,
package is how many bees you should pay a price?
Ten thousand maybe bees? And a queen who comes in
a separate cage, and because they don't know her, so
they would kill her because they don't realize that she's
there queen. So she's locked in this little cage with
a piece of hard candy blocking them from getting in.
So it takes them about a week or maybe even
a leicster chew through the candy to get her. By
then her pheromone is through the whole hive and they
they go, oh, okay, now she's the queen. And then
they take her and welcome her, and then they die,
and then and then then she starts laying eggs and everybody,
you know, the whole hive thrives.
Speaker 20: But don't they kill? Like the males die die, right,
But there were.
Speaker 5: Very few males in a hive. They're all females. All
the males don't do any work. Only the females do. Yeah,
I know, so the males. The male has one job,
whether it's to fertilize a queen, but if they don't
need to, they hang out all summer on a branch
and have a great summer. Really where the females die
in about four weeks from the heart.
Speaker 6: It is fast, and you could you could replace Richard
Attenborrow right, I don't have that accent. And a second,
that's a cool accent.
Speaker 4: Also with us, uh is I've seeney corresponding down there
in West Virginia somewhere wearing h orange orange something orange?
Does that have stripes on? Hey? Put that down?
Speaker 19: Cool?
Speaker 4: Wow, we's surprise, Sweitch. You're looking good tonight. You get
the Carol Channing glasses on, you get a little curl
in your hair. Everything's good. Also with us also, wow
is a good friend down there now? North Carolina super
fan Susie Kay, She's busy at the moment, but take
our word for it. Also with us is a good
friend up there in Edmonton, Canada, Kim Shake can.
Speaker 12: Be welcome to be a board guys. Nice to see everybody.
Hope everybody's doing great out.
Speaker 4: There, yeah, more or less okay. And also with us
is from the sure Bucker somewhere in New Hampshire, Agent X,
agent X. He looks what is that word? Turn on
your microphone there, turn on your microphone. Yeah, you're a
turn on your microphone there, turn on your microphone. Yeah.
You've been on the show eighty years.
Speaker 14: You know you never wanted to be disruptive. Thank you
for having me. I love being with all these this
cool career.
Speaker 4: There, really okay? If I love being with you too,
right right?
Speaker 6: And we're not just saying that everybody else not just
sucking up to your right, what.
Speaker 4: Would be the point of that. Also with us in
the studio, gracing us with her appearance is Stacy Spacey.
Stacy Spacey, how are you well? How are you doing okay?
All right? Would you ran the US call you the
star check? Would you were you warry in love with
that name?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Stacy knows all the gossip about the paranormal, right too. Okay,
just has a huge boyfriend sitting right the back of us,
so we really piece of cues. Yeah. So anyway, that's.
Speaker 6: Why we're talking like we're on the Lawrence Welk Show.
That's right exactly, keeping it straight, right right, that's what
the bubbles are for. Yeah, I don't want to get hurt.
Speaker 4: So we're gonna throw it to Switchy, Switchy, and you
know what if switch did that? You know, you know
what Mutton chops. It's kind of like the beard but
you you yeah, right, I think he really looked good.
He looked really into the elvis sideburns. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Anyway, yeah, so switch throw throw to you.
Speaker 8: And you have a report on Well, the book the
source material is UFO Repeaters. This is one of Timothy
Green Beckley's book. Uh, Tim Tim Beckley, Sean to Steel,
Scott Correllis and Tim Sports all contributed to this book.
And the individual and I'm going to focus on is
a man named was Joseph Ferrier. He died in twenty twelve.
I remember hearing him on Paul and Ben ENO's radio
show Behind the Paranormal. Paul Eno is no longer with
us as well. Ferrier was a long time resident of Woonsocket,
Rhode Island. He was involved in all kinds of enterprises.
He published a digest science magazine called The Controversial Phenomena Newsletter.
Speaker 12: He was.
Speaker 7: He was a UFO repeater.
Speaker 8: He saw UFO as all his life and for a
while such heavyweights as doctor j Allen Heinek and Jacques Vallet,
doctor Jacques Valley, they thought that people that claimed to
be repeaters and to see UFOs frequently were probably a
little off.
Speaker 7: The beam or just making it up.
Speaker 8: After a period of time, they found out that there
there are a lot of people that for whatever reason,
they're somehow tuned in, that there are people that do
actually have several different experiences. Joe was employed by Perramid
die House, so he was gainfully employed. He had a
real job now and he was seventy three years old
when he passed on. And for a while he was
the proprietor of an establishment called Joe's Moldy Old Oldies.
He had a radio career that covered forty years. He
was a pitcher for a while on a baseball team,
and he came pretty close to making it to the
Major leagues. He even took up boxing and fought with
al Costa. He was a talented musician and a member
of a local band called the Dell Tones. You know,
he really, he really was involved in all kinds of things.
Quite an intelligent man.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 8: He was on radio at drive time between four and
seven wound Socket Open lines the uh No, that's the
same station that Paula ben Beninos.
Speaker 4: I actually met this guy. I met this guy once
when I went down to visit Paul. He was an
interesting guy. He looked like a ninety five year old Elvis.
I mean, he looked like Elvos. We had the hair
on the hometime at the Big Belt. Yeah, he was.
He was an interesting guy. Go ahead, please, okay.
Speaker 8: He also published a pro magazine for over several years.
Speaker 7: I remember that.
Speaker 8: So at four years old was his first experience, and
he couldn't describe it very well. He just saw this
huge silver shape and it was very low to the ground.
He says that he could see He remembers seeing windows
on it and people inside waving at him. Three years later,
when he was about seven years old.
Speaker 7: Uh he was uh in school.
Speaker 8: UFOs passed overhead in a v formation and a lot
of people saw. The teachers saw it, so there were
a lot of witnesses. And he ran home and told
his grandfather. His grandfather was someone that apparently was could
actually heal people, and his grandfather told him.
Speaker 7: He said that.
Speaker 8: That you're going that these people were from other planets,
and he said that he Joe was going to meet
them at some point in time. One day, walking home
from school, he saw a disc shaped object maneuvering around
the smokestack of a manufacturing plant.
Speaker 7: He watched it for a while.
Speaker 8: Now he doesn't remember seeing it leave, and he doesn't
remember leaving that spot either, so a classic case of
missing time. One day, he was in sixty two, nineteen
sixty two, he's working as a DIY factory. Someone went
out to get coffee and when he came back, he
came back rushing in and said, there's a formation of UFOs.
And they all went outside to look, and these things
were absolutely quiet, and they were also translucent, so he was,
you know, he was having one experience after another. July fourth,
nineteen sixty seven, people were calling into his talk show
saying that they were seeing these UFOs over Cumberland, Maryland.
Speaker 7: So he went there.
Speaker 8: He was hoping to find some kind of evidence, maybe
tobreed landing marks or something like that. And he was
searching the area where people had seen this thing. He
looked over his shoulder and he saw in the sky
an elongated cigar shaped object. He got photos which are
published in the Beckley book. He also sat a door
fell open, a spherical object was expelled.
Speaker 7: He couldn't find it.
Speaker 8: He took two more pictures before this object just took
off straight up. I don't know if you remember August C.
Speaker 7: Roberts.
Speaker 8: He's one that collected all kinds of UFO photographs and
even took a few himself. He examined Fairier's photographs and
he was convinced that they were not bakes, as they
were genuine. And then here comes the really weird part.
This goes back to the earlier mid mid fifties. And
first I'll have to digress here for a minute. Doctor
Frank Strangers claimed contact with a Venusian named Valiant Thor
and supposedly he was strange as was somehow ushered into
the Pentagon and had a conversation.
Speaker 6: With this guy.
Speaker 8: And there were there was another man, Howard Menzer, also
claimed contact with Venusians, and he lived at high Bridge,
New Jersey, and he would have these gatherings, and one
of the gatherings was supposedly a photograph Valiant Thor he
looks look kind of like a TV star. A friend
of mine went to kind of got a hold of
some of uh menors relatives, and they told him that
they thought that these people that that are in this
photograph were New York actors, but nobody has actually identified.
Speaker 7: So anyway, he's hitching.
Speaker 8: He's hitching, and these two people pick him up and
they're they're they're they're just really uh, great looking people
at a beautiful blonde lady and a gentleman and they're
exceptionally nice. Uh, they're they're got great personalities. In the
in the back seat where he is, there's these little
black boxes and they told him don't don't touch the boxes.
And he asked what they're for, and he said what
they're they're distributing them to different people and helping to
install them. It was implying that there's something beneficial about
them for mankind, and that he asked.
Speaker 7: Well, where are you from and said, well, we're from
very very far away. So as years ago.
Speaker 8: By he Ferrier finally meets August C. Roberts and he's
looking at at doctor Frank Stranger's book Stranger at the Pentagon,
where he makes his claim about contacting Valiant Thor. And
there's the photograph taking at Highbridge, New Jersey, Valiant the
demand that's supposed to be Valiant Thor sitting there and
next to him, Ferrier swears are the two people that
picked him up hitching back in the fifties.
Speaker 7: So I don't know what to think about that.
Speaker 8: I've always been convinced that Valliant Thor was a hoax,
but people think Ferrier was on the level.
Speaker 7: So I don't know what happened there, But interesting story.
Speaker 4: King is an expert. Stacy, Stacey, have you ever heard
of Valiant Thor? Valiant Thor? He's speechless. It's a no,
go ahead, all right, you just didn't go in the
same service.
Speaker 20: It just sounds like a.
Speaker 4: Wrestler. No, like a poor name or Okay, I didn't
want to say that, but she did. Wow. Okay, now
the story just got very interested. Go ahead, please switch.
Speaker 7: Well that that's pretty much it.
Speaker 4: Oh really, Uh.
Speaker 8: The second part of the Valiant Thor story is the
part that really makes it uh uh sound ridiculous. Supposedly,
Frank Strangers, doctor Frank Strangers, was invited on board Valiant
Thor's Invisible Spaceship Park somewhere outside Washington.
Speaker 4: D C.
Speaker 7: Of course, and he's told this story many.
Speaker 8: Times and uh he said he uh, he had to
use a little boys room, and a pair of they
knew that because they're telepathic, so they gave them instructions
of where to find it. And I don't know what
the I don't know. If it was like the zero
gravity toilet in two thousand and one, I can't say.
But that's the part that you can almost believe that
he was ushered into the Pentagon and maybe he was
set up or something like that. And then if he
just shut up after that and didn't tell this other
part of the story, you might be able to buy
it somebody else. There's an individual out there that claims
that they are currently contacting Valiant Thor kind of like
a I don't know, sort of like an apparition or whatever.
Speaker 7: And you know, I wonder maybe they are.
Speaker 8: But you know, if we remember the Mothband prophecies in
John Keel talking about the silent contact ease where these
individuals firmly believed they were in contact with some other
intelligence and they would get get predictions and so forth.
Sometimes they would come true, and sometimes they would be
sent on pointless requests. So I would just I would
suggest that anybody, uh, you know that there's another great
book called Hungry Ghosts by Joe Joe Fisher, and he
supposedly was in contact with you know, dead World War
two pilots and so forth, even a woman from Greece,
ancient Greece, and he's supposed to have been travel through
different lives together, and he got all this information and
then he wanted to he was believing it. He wanted
to prove it was true. So he goes to England,
he goes to Greece to track Tetris down. He finds
some things are dead on right, other things are just
absolutely ridiculous. There there's no there's no backing for it.
So I would I would suggest that if you think
you're in contact with some some entity or intelligence, you
may want to take up scrabble.
Speaker 4: Valiant. Let me ask this before we wrap up the show.
If you were pulling style, what would your name be?
Which no nothing. He's crying now hang on witch switch
switch or if you switch? Of course? All right, what else?
Speaker 11: Big switch?
Speaker 4: Big switch? Well all right, thank you, switchy? Could you
please maybe a switch in time something? Please put the
train wreck up?
Speaker 7: Thank you for let me get this straight.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 14: The entire story was this guy is an evil alien?
Sorry witch words.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 7: A very good looking guy.
Speaker 4: Don't worry, you'll be down on before you consider all right, Uh, X,
we have to say goodbout you.
Speaker 7: If you would only behave nice talking here, if you.
Speaker 4: If you what were you? What would you have? Points?
That name be ye? All right while show triple triple
X triplex you thank you, Max Julian. Uh, let's say X,
I have a question though ahead.
Speaker 12: Did anybody ever describe like that valiant Thor ship or
was it always just invisible?
Speaker 4: This is a switchy, you.
Speaker 7: Mean switching switch.
Speaker 12: Valiant Thor like his spaceship or whatever he was doing?
Anybody ever?
Speaker 7: He didn't, Actually he probably couldn't. It's invisible.
Speaker 12: It was always invisible. Then okay, suppose he's still in
it waiting for I don't know, watching us. I guess
is what the word was?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 8: On Valiant Thor but it's off supposedly from Venus, and
you know, since Venus is you know, they found out
you can't really live on Venus. Supposedly he came from
the interior.
Speaker 4: Of the Venus where they have they always.
Speaker 8: Said, you know, the contacts when they said they were
from planets in the Solar System. We found out more
about the planets then they kind of changed things a bit.
They a lot of them were from other other galaxies
or other Solar systems.
Speaker 7: After about our own.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kim, thank you for joining us up there and
everybody that some great stories will be up. Good to
see Kim. What will be you up? One name?
Speaker 12: Mm hmm, ricochet.
Speaker 4: Rick you got it? Okay, thank you? Shirt? You need
a T shirt with that on it, perfect.
Speaker 12: Roy's shirt on you guys can't see it. Think at
that I got Roger from you know, lad Runner.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, okay, great movie.
Speaker 12: No, it's got his last words. You know, I've seen things.
Speaker 4: Uh, I was talking about seeing things, Susie, Kay, oh
look at this, Look at this that it's a dog
that looks like and look like I said in the background.
Speaker 5: Man, we just had a full view of the backside
of a black and white Cat.
Speaker 12: That was.
Speaker 4: Thank you. He was giving Mac his best concept of
Max's porn name.
Speaker 20: It was like to the moon for you, giving you
the moon to be the movie.
Speaker 6: Did you know that when Beaver's start, they they're marking
the territory?
Speaker 4: Wow? Yeah, okay, no I didn't know that. What now
we do?
Speaker 6: It's primarily the female beaver that is all does all
the farting.
Speaker 4: Really well, would be your name beaver farts? We're going
to talk about good name for beer.
Speaker 6: It's always a female that does all the farting, like
Susan save us, like Bill Belichick's girlfriend.
Speaker 4: That's another shot, Susan Susan K. What would be your
porn name?
Speaker 11: Reverse cowgirl?
Speaker 4: Maybe super k you know? Okay, even the dog jumped
when he heard that.
Speaker 6: Wow, that's been very specific.
Speaker 4: You appreciate it. Who haven't I thanked? But what what
was Stacy? Spacey? Tracy say, Tray?
Speaker 6: What's your name?
Speaker 4: Spacey? Yeah? Fun? The puisne Come on, you can tell me. Well,
let me ask you this. Did you have a dog
when you're growing up?
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 20: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And what street did you live on? All? Right, well,
if it was your if your dog's name was muffin
and he lived on Chestnut Street. Your point name would
be puff and Chestnut. No, I used to Beach Boulevard, okay, alright, yeah,
Grove Beach Boulevard.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but why didn't know you were using those guidelines? Sorry?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no that works. Elm fluffy, elm, holy girl.
Speaker 11: I don't know which ones were.
Speaker 4: Ron Jeremy could have used that.
Speaker 7: Well think the first one.
Speaker 4: What would you mine? Would be dick wrangler? Listen, that
would be make it? Everyone has that. Can we bring
a good friend Jimmy over here, because he has something
to plug him? We have to.
Speaker 20: I wonder what his name would be.
Speaker 4: Oh, let's ask him here he comes, the big guy
Jimmy looks like mister clean. That's all I can say.
Speaker 6: When Jimmy Lodge Johnston, Jimmy Johnson.
Speaker 4: Sit down the place a ship.
Speaker 6: Look at this guy.
Speaker 4: What is the do you do? You measure your arms?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Every day?
Speaker 7: The toilet hang out?
Speaker 4: You can I can remember you can bench four oh five?
Is it corrective? How long did it take you to
get up to that point? Years and years? Yeah? All right,
So now I'm going to ask you is your porn
name so what do you have a porn name?
Speaker 10: Not yet, I don't think about him into many tryouts.
I don't know, probably Jackie.
Speaker 7: Yeah, actually networks it always does.
Speaker 4: There you go. Now, Jimmy, you you have something that
you want to tell us about right now upcoming event
here in the area.
Speaker 6: Yes, I am a.
Speaker 10: Show promoter for the NPC.
Speaker 6: We actually have.
Speaker 10: Is National Physique Committee Committee.
Speaker 4: The National Physique Committee go Ahead, and they're.
Speaker 10: A worldwide organization for bodybuilders and bikini and bigger competitors
and just as of late we're actually embarking upon that
total natural competitions as well. So I'm heading that up
here in the Northeast and we do all holograph testing
on every single competitor, all the all the class winners
get your analysis on on the spot, on the spot yep,
once they get off stage, of course by a doctor
that's on hand. And it's something that's we reach out
to like young kids and high school kids that are
very impressionable and just realize that to make them realize
that it's a way you can do this without having
to go down different paths in life. You know, you
just learn learn to you know how to eat and
how to lift and how to do all the proper
things for a healthy lifestyle.
Speaker 4: Right, learn it now instead of in prison, right and
go exactly where are you going to have this event?
Speaker 10: So the event is on May tenth, and it's going
to be in Davas at the Hilton Double Tree, Frncroft Road.
It's it's an all day event that's on that Saturday.
Please feel free come on out. It's a great day,
a great event. It's for a great cause. You know,
lots of people going to be there. We have almost
one hundred competitors and probably going to have at least
three four hundred people in the audience.
Speaker 4: So far are nice.
Speaker 10: It's gonna be a good size of it.
Speaker 4: And one one just gave me a note. How many
bikinis are going to be there?
Speaker 10: You know, I haven't counted yet a good amount.
Speaker 6: Does everybody there have awesome pecks?
Speaker 10: Not like myself?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, there's there will be a lot of them there,
you know, And I guess I guess you can say
is that they're not fake if you can touch them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Okay, So that's endeavored that the frying craft,
which is a very nice place right next to a
golf course.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 4: And it's on May tenth. Is that a sad name?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 10: It is?
Speaker 4: And all day yes, okay wow. And the name of
it again is the c what it's the NPC NPC
National for SI Committee Committee. And the name of the
show is the NPC Natural Mass Championships. It sounds like
a lot of fun. And there will be bikini models there, correct,
there will.
Speaker 6: I guarantee it.
Speaker 4: I guarantee it is there.
Speaker 10: Any Way, we can be judges, you can be very judgmental.
Speaker 4: Okay, only use of that. That would be nothing new.
Speaker 10: You guys are really good at that.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna agree with them. I don't know about you guys.
But so anyway, why do we do this is the
time to do the plugs?
Speaker 11: There?
Speaker 4: I think we got an hour and forty five. Okay, quickly.
I'm home. Star Troops. I'm Stry Troops is a military
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eye on what's going on with the veterans. Please we
urge you to look into that. And so this is
MAC for the rest of the gang and to you
hear us. Next time, do we say thank you to Stacy?
Do we say thank you? Sure? Okay, let's eat up
another ten seconds. Thank you Stacey, Stacy Spacey, you for
having me for outing Bigfoot. Oh wow's no difficulties. So
I want to say this is MAC for the resting
gang and too you hear us next time, please be safe,
be happy and bye bye. One O four one forty
seven h seven. Thank you everyone, Thank you. I'm hitting this.
Speaker 6: Thank you everyone,