Speaker 1: This is a podcast from WR The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Let's have some fun on a Tuesday, A fairly sizable Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I think we would all agree, because it is game day, baby,
Speaker 1: Election Day. It is finally here. It's time to make
Speaker 1: these scumba scumbag Democrats feel actual pain at the ballot box.
Speaker 1: And I feel great about it. Here's what we have
Speaker 1: on tap for tonight. We're gonna talk about blue cities.
Speaker 1: Why are they so worried about things? What did Google pull?
Speaker 1: Oprah's a piece of trash like she always was? Is
Speaker 1: Russia getting involved in the election. In fact, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do something else tonight, and we're probably gonna do it early.
Speaker 1: I want to know. I want to know the worst
Speaker 1: you ever put your foot in your mouth. I told
Speaker 1: you last night about my fortune favors the bold gas
Speaker 1: station story. So here's what we're gonna do eight seven
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three. If you
Speaker 1: want to say something or ask a quick question about
Speaker 1: the election, fine, make it fast, and then I want
Speaker 1: to know the worst you've ever put your foot in
Speaker 1: your mouth eight seven seven three seven seven four three
Speaker 1: seven three. Oh that and so much more coming up
Speaker 1: tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show, Let's check
Speaker 1: in with the with the comedies and see how they're
Speaker 1: feeling about the election result.
Speaker 2: We're going down one of two very different paths by
Speaker 2: perhaps tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: Yes, and that's what if if historians in the future
Speaker 3: are allowed to write books, and by the way, that
Speaker 3: question is opened this morning, and if people are allowed
Speaker 3: to go on television and say what they think in
Speaker 3: the future, which again that question is opened this morning.
Speaker 3: Sure historians are going to look back on this day
Speaker 3: and say.
Speaker 1: This is okay. So they're crazy people. Now let me
Speaker 1: tell you what I've been hearing all day long, and
Speaker 1: I realize we're gonna have polls closing. Wait wait, didn't
Speaker 1: they just close? Hold on, let me pull this up.
Speaker 1: I actually have it saved on my phone. I have
Speaker 1: the I know the exact time the polls are closing.
Speaker 1: So here we are at well an hour from now.
Speaker 1: They will close in Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, South Carolina, Virginia,
Speaker 1: in Vermont an hour and a half from now, so
Speaker 1: that's seven thirty Eastern time, North Carolina, Ohio, West Virginia.
Speaker 1: Then at eight eastern that's when a flood of them
Speaker 1: come in. I'm not even going to read all of those,
Speaker 1: but look, there's a chance before this show is over,
Speaker 1: we might know some things. Seven o'clock Eastern is one
Speaker 1: hour from now. Georgia is a swing state. If Trump
Speaker 1: takes Georgia, it's a good sign. Virginia. Now, I don't
Speaker 1: think we're gonna win Virginia, or I should say, traditionally
Speaker 1: we don't win Virginia, but the things I'm hearing from
Speaker 1: the ground in Virginia leave me to believe we might
Speaker 1: just might have a shot. Chris, I don't need you
Speaker 1: to be Debbie Downer tonight, all right. I am up,
Speaker 1: I am excited. I can't get to smile off my face.
Speaker 1: And we don't need ey or tonight. Chris. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you it's going to be a good night. And it's
Speaker 1: not just that I woke up feeling that way. My
Speaker 1: wife woke up. Nervous sisters, nervous, mom's, nervous, friends are nervous. Jesse,
Speaker 1: what are you hearing? Jesse? What are you hearing? And
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna tell everybody, including them, what I've
Speaker 1: been hearing all day long. One I felt fantastic and two.
Speaker 1: The reports are that Republicans are out voting Democrats. We
Speaker 1: could sit here all night long, for three hours in
Speaker 1: Bread while the exit polls are saying that more people
Speaker 1: are caring about Republicans are out voting Democrats as of
Speaker 1: right now, and they're out voting them by a sizable margin.
Speaker 1: Just got a text from a friend right before the
Speaker 1: show started. He lives in a blue area. And I've
Speaker 1: had three of these texts today from different areas in
Speaker 1: the country. One in California, one in Connecticut, one in Michigan.
Speaker 1: But all three of the counties are super super blue.
Speaker 1: Their polling places are dead, no energy, There's nobody there
Speaker 1: all day long. I've seen video and heard from friends
Speaker 1: and Republican counties, Republican places, they are packed, lines, long lines.
Speaker 1: There's the chances are not zero. We might even get
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Chris, just stop. Look, even if Trump does
Speaker 1: it in New Jersey, I bet you we're going to
Speaker 1: pick up a seat or two of some kind in
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Remember, there's a lot more at stake tonight
Speaker 1: than just the presidency. That's just the big sexy one
Speaker 1: we all focus on, you know, Trump versus Harris and
Speaker 1: make America. What's at stake tonight is power, a lot
Speaker 1: of it up and down the ballot, local elections. When
Speaker 1: I voted today, I actually say that I usually try
Speaker 1: to vote early. Today I went. I wanted to wait
Speaker 1: and see what it was like on election day. I
Speaker 1: not only voted for president, I voted for Ted Cruz
Speaker 1: for Senate. I voted for my house member, I voted
Speaker 1: for my state, and now all the way down to
Speaker 1: school board, we are going to have, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: right now, a good night, a good night. We are
Speaker 1: going to have a very very very good night. I
Speaker 1: just I feel it. Now. Let's let's talk about some things,
Speaker 1: shall we? Because they were asking Trump, hey, what do
Speaker 1: you think about hairs supporters? And Trump? Look, Trump has
Speaker 1: to give this line that he gave. He has to
Speaker 1: give this line. That's what he says.
Speaker 4: If you win, there are going to be tens of
Speaker 4: millions of hair supporters who are going to be upset.
Speaker 5: What would your plan be to reach out to those people,
Speaker 5: bring them in?
Speaker 1: What would your message to them be?
Speaker 4: Well, it'll be just that we want to bring everybody in.
Speaker 4: We want to be very inclusive, and we will be
Speaker 4: very inclusive.
Speaker 5: We have a great country.
Speaker 1: But okay, yeah, but no, and I realized, Look, that
Speaker 1: is not a criticism of Trump. It's election day. He
Speaker 1: has to say that. No, No, inclusive is gone. Now
Speaker 1: inclusive is gone. Because you can coexist and share a country,
Speaker 1: a state, a city, a neighborhood. You can coexist with democrats.
Speaker 1: You cannot coexist with communists. It doesn't work. You cannot,
Speaker 1: under any circumstances, live side by side with this.
Speaker 6: Even if Trump doesn't win, the Defense Department and NASA
Speaker 6: are going to need a new arrangement for all their
Speaker 6: rockets and for all the multi billion dollar contracts Elon
Speaker 6: Musk's companies.
Speaker 2: Have with the US government.
Speaker 6: The US government is going to have to either i
Speaker 6: mean unwind from all of those contracts or Elon Musk's
Speaker 6: companies are going to have to undwind from him. This
Speaker 6: is an untenable reality in national security terms, now that
Speaker 6: we know.
Speaker 1: That's Rachel Maddow on television discussing how much government retribution
Speaker 1: Elon Musk should face because he's openly supporting Donald Trump. Remember,
Speaker 1: you cannot live and let live with these people. And wars,
Speaker 1: political wars, culture wars, really all wars. It actually does
Speaker 1: not take two to tango if one. If one side
Speaker 1: decides their at war, then it really doesn't matter what
Speaker 1: the other side has to say about it war it is.
Speaker 1: These people decided that you should be fired if you
Speaker 1: didn't take an experimental VACS. These were the same people
Speaker 1: when pulled who said your children need to be taken
Speaker 1: from you if you haven't had your booster shot. There
Speaker 1: will be no inclusive. Those days are behind us. There
Speaker 1: will be victory for one of the two sides. Now
Speaker 1: back to tonight, there is a little bit of tomfoolery
Speaker 1: going on. I've told you Republicans are outvoting Democrats, and
Speaker 1: we are going to give you. Like I said before,
Speaker 1: we will upd at you as the polls close, as
Speaker 1: the numbers come in, we are going to be on
Speaker 1: the air. Chris Corey are all over it. There's nothing
Speaker 1: so far right, there's nothing. You're not missing out on anything.
Speaker 1: But as they come in, we are going to give
Speaker 1: you everything. So you're not going to miss that. But
Speaker 1: what happened in Georgia, what's happening in Pennsylvania? Reports in Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: two big Republican counties problems with the voting machines. Reports
Speaker 1: in Georgia, there was a bomb threat, the Secretary of
Speaker 1: States blaming Russia. We're actually gonna talk about that in
Speaker 1: a moment. But overall, this is the problem. Once the
Speaker 1: people start to distrust their elections, everything looks bad. Everything
Speaker 1: looks like cheating, everything looks like dirty pool. So let's
Speaker 1: tackle Georgia first. Next, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. I almost forgot the name of
Speaker 1: the show, Chris, it's a confusing name. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday, on election night. Also,
Speaker 1: I gave out the phone number earlier and told you
Speaker 1: to call, and then all your calls promptly dropped. It's
Speaker 1: because they're having some huge IT problems, So don't call anymore.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know when that thing actually gets fixed. Hey, Chris,
Speaker 1: let me know if you need me to get involved
Speaker 1: and move some around and press some buttons and stuff.
Speaker 1: I'll handle all of those things, all right. Also, before
Speaker 1: I forget, before I get back to this Georgia, Russia
Speaker 1: voting problems, bomb threat stuff, all kinds of craziness going
Speaker 1: on out there. I want to first be confident right now.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean the night's going to go our way.
Speaker 1: Maybe it won't. We might lose, maybe it won't. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you something. You're a person on the right.
Speaker 1: Not talking about you, filthy comedies who hate listen, but
Speaker 1: you're a person on the right. You want freedom, you
Speaker 1: want your government small, you want your taxes low. You
Speaker 1: want you have this list of desires. Let me ask you,
Speaker 1: how many days do you get a win. It's a
Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty five day calendar year. How many
Speaker 1: of those days, on average do you get a political win?
Speaker 1: Not many? They just start many of those days. Tonight
Speaker 1: is our super Bowl. Our team is looking strong. We
Speaker 1: might lose, but our team is looking strong. You should
Speaker 1: not saying don't be stressed, but you should be happy.
Speaker 1: Right now. This is as good as it gets. Let
Speaker 1: the adrenaline wash over you. I'm so far it up
Speaker 1: for tonight. And before I get to the Georgia thing,
Speaker 1: one last thing, stay in line. Pennsylvania. Kamala Harris had
Speaker 1: a list of events yesterday. Every single event she did
Speaker 1: was in Pennsylvania. Trump was, of course, bouncing around to
Speaker 1: all the swing states that Kamala Harris the day before
Speaker 1: the election. Every single event was in Pennsylvania. What does
Speaker 1: that tell you? Remember we talked about this before. Money
Speaker 1: and time don't lie in politics. The candidates lie about
Speaker 1: everything all the time. That's the nature of politics. But
Speaker 1: where a candidate plants themselves, well, that tells you a lot.
Speaker 1: They are going after Pennsylvania. They are treating Pennsylvania like
Speaker 1: it's a blue wall state. If you're standing in line
Speaker 1: in that dirty state. I love Pennsylvania, but the way
Speaker 1: they run elections is so freaking clownish and awful. If
Speaker 1: you're standing in line and they're telling you the machines
Speaker 1: are broken, I'm sorry, do not get out of line.
Speaker 1: Ah my feet hurt, I'm hungry. Sorry, order a pizza,
Speaker 1: Get on door dash, get some pizza and coax it
Speaker 1: and water whatever delivered to you. Hand them out to
Speaker 1: others if you're financially able to do so. Act as
Speaker 1: if every single vote counts. Because Kamala Harris thinks Michigan, Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: and Wisconsin are going to send her to the White House. Arizona,
Speaker 1: stay in line, stay in line. Virginia, don't blow it off.
Speaker 1: It's Virginia. It's going blue. We are gonna make noise
Speaker 1: in Virginia tonight. I don't know whether or not we
Speaker 1: will win. I'm not saying that, but just like New Jersey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna pick up some seats there that we probably
Speaker 1: weren't supposed to pick up. Stay in line and get
Speaker 1: the work done, and put a smile on your face
Speaker 1: and be happy, play music, be freaking happy. Now, let's
Speaker 1: talk about what's happening in Georgia. Georgia's Secretary of State
Speaker 1: came out earlier and he said that.
Speaker 7: Talked a little bit earlier about that Russian hoax and
Speaker 7: that bomb scare, and I just want to let make
Speaker 7: sure everyone understands this that George is not going to
Speaker 7: be intimidated. The Russia has just decided they picked on
Speaker 7: the wrong Georgia. They need to pick on the other
Speaker 7: one in the Black Sea, because we're not going to
Speaker 7: be intimidated.
Speaker 1: Okay, not the most eloquent thing in the world, and
Speaker 1: certainly doesn't sound very intimidating, but anyway. He also says,
Speaker 1: we've heard.
Speaker 7: Some threats that were of Russian origin, and so I
Speaker 7: don't know how to describe if that's biable. We don't
Speaker 7: think they are, but in the interest of public safety,
Speaker 7: you always check that out. And we will just continue
Speaker 7: to be very responsible when we hear about stuff like that.
Speaker 7: The source in a western Russian.
Speaker 1: Can you elaborate on that.
Speaker 7: We're kind of thrust as he said, it's a bomb
Speaker 7: threats and your confident.
Speaker 1: Of the Russians. Okay, maybe you're sitting there saying, Jesse,
Speaker 1: it's not the Russians, Jesse, this sounds dirty. Well, couple things.
Speaker 1: The country has to own, how the citizens feel about elections.
Speaker 1: The people in charge, Republican and Democrat. They have to
Speaker 1: own the fact that the American people don't trust their
Speaker 1: elections anymore. There is widespread distrust in elections. When you
Speaker 1: have ballots count being counted behind closed doors in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night, even if everything is totally legitimate,
Speaker 1: that's going to cause distrust. When you have ballots being
Speaker 1: counted that come in five days after an election, that's
Speaker 1: going to cause dishtrust. When you're on video boarding up
Speaker 1: the windows of polling places, it's going to cause dishtrust.
Speaker 1: When you have voting machines constantly going out in Republican counties. Again,
Speaker 1: all these things be on the up and up. Hah hah.
Speaker 1: But even if all these things are on the up
Speaker 1: and up, people are going to look at that and
Speaker 1: they're going to say cheating. They're doing something thirty cheating.
Speaker 1: There's more cheating. So let's move past that part and
Speaker 1: let's focus on the Russia aspects. I've seen some people
Speaker 1: today in response to that say, no, that's clearly it's
Speaker 1: the FBI or something like that. Now listen, it could be.
Speaker 1: But also there was this, and this just came out.
Speaker 1: So you haven't heard about this. This is Wall Street
Speaker 1: Journal reporting, but hackers linked to Chinese intelligence used precision
Speaker 1: strikes to quietly compromise cell phone lines used by an
Speaker 1: array of senior national security and policy officials across the
Speaker 1: US government, in addition to politicians. According to people familiar
Speaker 1: with the matter, this access allowed them to scoop up
Speaker 1: call logs, unencrypted texts, and some audio from potentially thousands
Speaker 1: of Americans and others with whom they interacted. So what
Speaker 1: I am saying is I warned about this is yesterday
Speaker 1: or last week, but I warned about this. We've been
Speaker 1: fighting a not so subtle proxy war with Russia. We've
Speaker 1: been kind of doing the same thing with China. They're
Speaker 1: always going to respond, and a soft way you can
Speaker 1: respond is to call in a bomb thread and a
Speaker 1: polling location in a swing state that automatically is going
Speaker 1: to cause angst in the population. People are going to
Speaker 1: start start shouting about the election being stolen, cheating. This
Speaker 1: is a standard way these countries, enemies of ours, have
Speaker 1: operated in our elections for a long time. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying what happened in Georgia was Russia. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: it wasn't. I have no idea, You have no idea.
Speaker 1: We will never ever know. Just be light on your feet,
Speaker 1: all right, light on your feet and watching everything. All right,
Speaker 1: let's talk a little bit about blue cities. Hang on.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an election night,
Speaker 1: and I just have this feeling that it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a good one. So put a smile on your face,
Speaker 1: stay in line. Remember you can email the show, Jesseat,
Speaker 1: Jesse Kellyshow dot Com and good News, the IT people
Speaker 1: and me. I want to say that I contributed a
Speaker 1: lot to it. What Chris, we fixed the phone lines.
Speaker 1: It was caught half them, half me. But the phone
Speaker 1: lines are fixed. I want to know about a time
Speaker 1: you put your foot in your mouth. We'll take it.
Speaker 1: We'll take a little election day breaks and talk about that.
Speaker 1: If you want to say something about the election or
Speaker 1: election day quickly, that's fine. But Carl, why don't you
Speaker 1: put your foot in your mouth? Eight seven seven three
Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three. Those are always a
Speaker 1: good time when we do those headline from hot air
Speaker 1: Blue cities prepare for election violence. It's funny how often
Speaker 1: that happens, isn't it. It's weird because I live in
Speaker 1: this area that is blood red, not just in Texas,
Speaker 1: one of the reddest parts of Texas. And I went
Speaker 1: and voted today and they really did my heart well
Speaker 1: because in a lot of races, especially the state legislature ones,
Speaker 1: there were no Democrats on the ticket. They don't even
Speaker 1: bother fielding candidates in my area. And you know what
Speaker 1: else would I don't have in my area, no riots.
Speaker 1: Not a single business has boarded up its windows. It's
Speaker 1: amazing what happens when you divorce yourself from the savages
Speaker 1: and finally go live around good, decent people instead of Democrats.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Hey, people try to tell me, they try
Speaker 1: to shame me otherwise, And Jesse, you you need a
Speaker 1: more to versity in your viewpoints. No, I don't. No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I am forty three years old. I am
Speaker 1: blessed to have a family, and I will move them
Speaker 1: and myself to be around people who share my values.
Speaker 1: Nobody is boarding up anything around here, and I guarantee
Speaker 1: you there won't be any riots in my neighborhood tonight
Speaker 1: because those riots would end quickly and loudly. Oh and
Speaker 1: we have our first election results in Are you ready
Speaker 1: for this? It's journalist Jesse. There's just no one better.
Speaker 1: We love Jesse. He's the best. Yesse, Please kiss my baby?
Speaker 1: YESI Jesse, Jesse Jesse Jesse. Trump leads sixty one percent.
Speaker 1: He's got sixty one percent in Indiana with five percent
Speaker 1: reporting in, so obviously pretty much nobody has reported in.
Speaker 1: And that wasn't near as big a news as I
Speaker 1: maybe sold it in the beginning. But you bought it,
Speaker 1: didn't you. But that's true. Those are real numbers. He's
Speaker 1: leading in Indiana. You know the states were watching tonight.
Speaker 1: You already know, North Carolina, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona.
Speaker 1: I will tell you this. There have been a bunch
Speaker 1: of reports out of the Trump campaign today. They're feeling
Speaker 1: very very confident, and they think they think they have
Speaker 1: a shot at picking off a state that people don't
Speaker 1: see coming Virginia, New Hampshire, or New Mexico. There's a
Speaker 1: chance if tonight goes our way, Trump picks up a shocker,
Speaker 1: and that would be freaking amazing. Speaking of shocker, let's
Speaker 1: talk about Dome really quickly. Because I was brewing on
Speaker 1: this today. Her campaign manager came out and said that
Speaker 1: it'll be a long day.
Speaker 8: We don't expect this race to be called early, but
Speaker 8: we are optimistic that we are literally about to be
Speaker 8: able to stirum the page on Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Literally. Tell me, I need to know what did literally
Speaker 1: add to this at all? To please? Someone explained to
Speaker 1: me what adding the word literally? What did it add
Speaker 1: to time? It'll be a long day.
Speaker 8: We don't expect this race to be called early, but
Speaker 8: we are optimistic that we are literally about to be
Speaker 8: able to strum the page on Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Didn't change a thing, didn't add a single thing. Yet
Speaker 1: this teenage valley girl way of talking has taken over
Speaker 1: our society like the Black plague, and now people cannot
Speaker 1: complete sentences without saying the word literally. And I can't
Speaker 1: take it anymore. In fact, I don't forget mass deportations.
Speaker 1: I want that to be Trump's first executive order if
Speaker 1: he's successful tonight and outright on the word. Until we
Speaker 1: get things under control and figure out what's going on,
Speaker 1: it has to stop. But to the substance of what
Speaker 1: she was talking about, it'll be a long day.
Speaker 8: We don't expect this race to be called early, but
Speaker 8: we are optimistic that we are literally about to be
Speaker 8: able to turn the page on Donald Trump and install
Speaker 8: Vice President Harris as the next president of the United States.
Speaker 1: Install Vice President Harris. That's an interesting way to put
Speaker 1: that when you consider she was also installed as the
Speaker 1: Democrat nominee, A very interesting way to put that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Let's listen to Oprah and we'll see how they're dialing
Speaker 1: down the hysteria together. If we don't show up tomorrow,
Speaker 1: it is entirely.
Speaker 6: Possible that we will not have the opportunity to ever
Speaker 6: cast about it again.
Speaker 1: These people are lunatic. And you want to know why
Speaker 1: Democrats cities are boarded up, It's because of the constant,
Speaker 1: constant rhetoric like this from Democrats. It really is sad
Speaker 1: when you think about what they've done to their own people,
Speaker 1: because we call them commedies and they, of course they
Speaker 1: are filthy comedies and street animals, but they are god
Speaker 1: breathed human beings as well. You know, we want we
Speaker 1: want their souls to come alive too and be saved, right,
Speaker 1: don't we? But think about what democrats have done, how
Speaker 1: awful and evil it is. They take over the public
Speaker 1: education system, where they propagandize these poor kids for most
Speaker 1: of their lives, and then they move on to colleges
Speaker 1: where they really really destroy young minds. One of the greatest,
Speaker 1: if not the greatest indicator of how you're going to vote,
Speaker 1: is whether or not you have a college degree. So
Speaker 1: you go to college, you go to communist finishing school,
Speaker 1: and you learn to really, really really hate your country.
Speaker 1: And then once they've shattered you emotionally mentally, once that
Speaker 1: they've completely broken you, then they are constantly getting onto
Speaker 1: the news telling people that no one's even going to
Speaker 1: be allowed to write history books anymore, going.
Speaker 2: Down one of two very different paths. By perhaps tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: Yes, and that's what if historians in the future are
Speaker 3: allowed to write books, And by the way, that question
Speaker 3: is open this morning. And if people are allowed.
Speaker 1: They spend years mentally and emotionally shattering their supporters, and
Speaker 1: then they say things like, your life is at risk
Speaker 1: if you're a woman and you're not allowed to have
Speaker 1: an abortion, No one will be allowed to write history books. Oprah,
Speaker 1: the richest and most powerful woman on the planet, gets
Speaker 1: up and acts as if there won't be an opportunity
Speaker 1: to vote ever again. Insane acalyptic rhetoric. And that's exactly
Speaker 1: why we've already had two Democrats try to murder Donald
Speaker 1: Trump and possibly a third. Here's one from Law and
Speaker 1: Crime quote, I have a stolen ar fifteen man threatens
Speaker 1: to carry out and attack if Donald Trump is elected.
Speaker 1: They keep catching these people. Why do these things continue
Speaker 1: to happen? Because we have mentally, spiritually, and emotionally destroyed
Speaker 1: so many millions of Americans that now they're just broken
Speaker 1: people sitting around inhaling anti anxiety medication, and they turn
Speaker 1: on the television set where they're told lie after lie
Speaker 1: after lie after lie. And Democrats do it on purpose.
Speaker 1: They purposely take all the people who listen to them
Speaker 1: and act as if they're fighting nazeas and it's the
Speaker 1: end of the one. In fact, Elon Musk went on
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan's podcast. He actually talked about this a lot.
Speaker 1: He went into a bit of depth. In fact, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play you a little bit of that seth that
Speaker 1: was really, really, really well done. Before we get to
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Speaker 1: Speaking of already gone, how many beers do you think
Speaker 1: Dome is in already tonight? I realize she's got to
Speaker 1: give speeches, but keep in mind, this woman is so
Speaker 1: insanely ambitious. All she's done is ladder crime, her ladder crime,
Speaker 1: ladder climb her entire career. Finally gets tapped to be
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's vice president, she helps knife him in the
Speaker 1: ribs and toss him out back. Now, this is her
Speaker 1: big shot, and it looks like it might be a
Speaker 1: rough one for I bet she is guzzling vodkas with
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi. Maybe they're going shot for shot tonight. Maybe
Speaker 1: they're going shot for shot. What was election night for me?
Speaker 1: Chris Well? Why do you have to bring it up? Chris?
Speaker 1: I lost both of them. It wasn't great, Okay, I
Speaker 1: lost two Congression runs. Thanks for bringing it up tonight.
Speaker 1: That makes me feel great. By the way, the phone
Speaker 1: lines are open and working eight seven seven three seven
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three Election night. Election night was
Speaker 1: tough because we lost, and it's also I don't want
Speaker 1: to say it's difficult, because this is just your job
Speaker 1: as a man. I didn't get to I didn't get
Speaker 1: to be sad. You know, you don't get to be
Speaker 1: sad that night, not in front of other people. You
Speaker 1: have a position of leadership. People have followed you and
Speaker 1: supported you, and even in a loss, your supporters are
Speaker 1: looking to you for strength. So no, I didn't go
Speaker 1: have a bunch of beers. I didn't sit around crying
Speaker 1: feeling sorry for myself. Certainly not in front of other people. Well,
Speaker 1: trust me, I did later on that night, once the
Speaker 1: cameras were off and once it was just me and
Speaker 1: the wife and a couple of friends. But in front
Speaker 1: of other people, you got to put your shoulders back
Speaker 1: and stand up straight like a man. And you gotta
Speaker 1: be because people need that, and people right now, Look,
Speaker 1: you're probably going through this right now. People are emotional
Speaker 1: about elections because elections are so important. Look, I love sports,
Speaker 1: you know, I love sports. I don't watch much of
Speaker 1: it anymore because I got so disgusted with America's athletes,
Speaker 1: but I've watched a lot of sports, and when I
Speaker 1: look back at how I used to react when my
Speaker 1: sports teams lost, when I was a kid. I don't
Speaker 1: feel great about that. And I love sports. Sports are great,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's fine to be mad and yell
Speaker 1: at the TV and the ref suck. But I remember
Speaker 1: once when I was a kid, Ohio State loss to
Speaker 1: Michigan and I was young, granted I was seven eight
Speaker 1: years old. I went to my room so my dad
Speaker 1: couldn't see me, and I cried, that's not it's not great.
Speaker 1: It is still sports, right, it's still a game. Well,
Speaker 1: what we're dealing with here tonight is not a game.
Speaker 1: We're dealing with power. It matters a lot. And in fact,
Speaker 1: let's go to Elon Musk because he was on Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan's podcast again. I was talking about how Democrats have
Speaker 1: so mentally and emotionally abused and twisted up these people
Speaker 1: that now Democrats just tell huge lies, huge lies about everything.
Speaker 1: That's why I'll find people's hosts.
Speaker 9: Obama just said that on Stare, just said that. I
Speaker 9: was like, what the flying he doesn't give, he doesn't give,
Speaker 9: They're just flat out lie. But the other one where
Speaker 9: Kamala's campaign used what Trump was saying about protecting women
Speaker 9: and from illegal immigrants, Remember that what he was saying
Speaker 9: is whether if the women like it or not, I'm
Speaker 9: gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: When he was saying that, they were trying to say
Speaker 9: that he was taking away women's right to choose whether
Speaker 9: women like it or not. Like, that's not what he
Speaker 9: was saying, as he was literally talking about protecting them
Speaker 9: from dangerous people that are sneaking in through the border.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: They'll take like like not even a full sense, like
Speaker 4: a half a sentence from yes and then and then
Speaker 4: I'll push it on.
Speaker 1: Every ad, every every speaking event.
Speaker 9: I think it's repeated on the news. Yes, this is
Speaker 9: what's crazy. They'll talk about it on these news shows
Speaker 9: quote new shows.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: I mean I mean a recent one that came up
Speaker 4: which had a lot of people because a lot of
Speaker 4: people reached out to me. It was like they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: Trump says he wants to execute Liz Cheney. I'm like,
Speaker 4: that is utterable.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not going to play the rest of the
Speaker 1: whole thing, but I'm glad people are starting to catch
Speaker 1: on and catch up. I'm glad, Hey, Joe Rogan came
Speaker 1: out and indoors Trump. Joe Rogan's not some right winger
Speaker 1: and I don't know Joe. I don't love him, I
Speaker 1: don't hate him. I don't know him. I've never interacted
Speaker 1: with him at all. But he's definitely not some hardcore
Speaker 1: anti communists by any stretch of the imagination. He was
Speaker 1: a Bernie Sanders supporter, and he came out and he said,
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. Enough is enough. I'm backing Trump. Elon Musk,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a cynical human being by nature's damn.
Speaker 1: I don't worship politicians, none of them. I don't care
Speaker 1: about celebrity or billionaires. It's just not how I was raised.
Speaker 1: That doesn't do anything for me. So I've never been
Speaker 1: one of these Elon Musk worshiper types. But Elon Musk
Speaker 1: getting involved in this selection the way he has been
Speaker 1: pretty freaking cool, very very freaking cool. By the way,
Speaker 1: polls are closing, the first ones are closing, and ten minutes,
Speaker 1: a little less than ten minutes from now, Remember you
Speaker 1: do not have to change the channel. We are going
Speaker 1: to update you live throughout the night. We're going to
Speaker 1: call the races. We're going to pretend to be journalists here,
Speaker 1: but we are going to keep you updated on everything. Now,
Speaker 1: I need to do a quick PSA before we get
Speaker 1: back to the calls and the emails and everything else.
Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.
Speaker 1: This is just a little PSX.
Speaker 10: Women are doing it. They're out voting, Amn, They're voting
Speaker 10: greater numbers. They're leading I think households in many I've
Speaker 10: seen already experiences where I have guys come up to
Speaker 10: me and say, I really have no choice. My girlfriend
Speaker 10: will kill me and my wife will kill me if
Speaker 10: I don't vote for Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1: We have a testosterone crisis in this country. And it
Speaker 1: occurs to me every time I hear Corey Booker speak.
Speaker 1: And then when Corey Booker says something about men who
Speaker 1: feel like they have to vote for Kamala Harris otherwise
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Speaker 6: It'll be a long day.
Speaker 8: We don't expect this race to be called early, but
Speaker 8: we are optimistic that we are literally about to be
Speaker 8: able to turn the page on Donald Trump and install
Speaker 8: Vice President Harris as the next president of the United States.
Speaker 1: Literally, we're gonna literally install Harris. Now. Oh, speaking of
Speaker 1: male voters, that I won't I won't call them men.
Speaker 1: We'll definitely go with mail. Listen to this. Bringing up
Speaker 1: for today, I voted for Kamala Harris.
Speaker 5: I have three daughters, four children overall, and women's rights
Speaker 5: is pretty important to them and my daughters. Sorry, I'm
Speaker 5: getting a little emotional about that. I didn't think that
Speaker 5: I was going to do that, but you know, just
Speaker 5: their bodies, their choice, type of mentality. You know, I
Speaker 5: want them to grow up in a world that's welcoming
Speaker 5: to everybody. So yeah, that's why I cast my.
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Speaker 1: like that and how it got us to where we are,
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