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Speaker 1: Oh finally, God, you will not believe the day I

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had at work. No, bad, very bad. A circus must

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have been invaded in my workplace because all of my

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coworkers are clowns. Of course, I'm gonna tell you all

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about it. It's not like I would say something like

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that and just leave it there. And besides, I know

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you like hearing all the gossip. Oh I'm mistaken, am

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I My bad? I guess you don't want to hear

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about it. Then I'll just have to go find someone

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else to tell all of today's secrets too. That's what

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I thought. Scoot over, let me get next to you. Yeah.

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I know it's your bed, but I want to cuddle.

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Come on, you know I like cuddling after a hard day.

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Just let me get in the bed. Why would that

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be weird? We cuddle all the time. Oh yeah, I

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guess we do usually cuddle on the couch. Huh. Well,

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this will be better because then we won't be squished

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like we always are on the couch. No, I don't

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think it's weird at all. It's just hanging out in

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your room on your bed while we cuddle. It's just

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like doing what we always do. But We'll be in

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your bed, so we'll have pillows and blankets. It's like

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our usual cuddling, but better since we'll be more comfortable.

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But if you would really prefer that we go out

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on the couch, then I guess that'll work too. Yeah. Really,

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I just I just really need someone to hold right now,

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and you're my favorite person to cuddle, so I want

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it to be you. Of course you are. Everyone else

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annoys me. Who else would I want to cuddle with? Hey,

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don't look so smug over there. Wipe that smirk off

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your face. You know you're way better than everyone else,

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So don't go around thinking you're special now. I mean,

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clearly you are since I approve of you, but there

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is no need to get a big ego about it.

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Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, move over. The consequences of being

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special are that I get to cuddle you. No further questions.

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Come on, I'm not gonna beg let me cuddle you.

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I just said that. I'm not begging you. I will

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bribe you, though. I'll buy groceries this week. Whatever you want,

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you just let me know and I'll get it for

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you when I go to the store. How's that sound,

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I mean I only have so much money, especially if

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you still want have my rent. But sure, whatever you want, yes, really,

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just write it down or text it to me or whatever.

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I don't care, or just let me cuddle you. Shit,

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you're really trying to push my buttons. Huh. You better

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thank your lucky stars that you're so damn cute. Now

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listen close, because I'm only gonna say it once. Got it?

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Can I please cuddle with you now? Oh my god, finally,

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thank you. Now scoot over and let me get under

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the blankets. Ah, there we go. Come here, get closer

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to me, closer than that. I want you to wrap

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your arms around me so I could bury my face

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in your neck, because you smell nice and your neck

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is warm, and your shoulder makes a very comfy pillow.

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It does when I hug you real close like this.

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You make for the best pillow in the world. Nope,

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You're the best, the best, most cuddly pillow in the

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whole world, and no one else even comes close. Doesn't matter.

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You're the best. Nope, Nope, but definitely the best. I'm

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absolutely positive that I'm not gonna meet anybody in the

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entire world who is a better pillow. Than you. Hell,

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I can barely find anyone that I can say I'm

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being around for more than a few seconds, let alone

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someone I can cuddle with like this? Why would I

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do that? What I mean is I'm not looking for

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anyone else to date because I already have you. What.

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Why are you looking at me like that? Because that

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doesn't make sense. Why would I date someone else when

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I already have you? You look so flustered. What are

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you so surprised about? Of course, I'm serious. Why would

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I want to date someone else when I have you

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right here in my arms? Do I really need to

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spell it out for you? You're lucky. I like you

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so much more than like Actually, mm hmm, that's exactly

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what I'm saying when I tell you that you're the

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only person in the world that doesn't annoy me, and

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that you're the only person I like hanging out with,

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I mean it. And what I'm actually saying when I

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tell you all of those things that I want you,

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I only want you. Oh, come on, don't look so shy.

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You don't have to act like you don't feel the

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same way. Hey, you're holding your breath like you're scared.

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Are you expecting something bad to happen. Yeah, like what,

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Oh babe, I could never do something like that to you.

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I know. I can be mean to other people, but

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you're different. I like you way too much to do

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anything like that, I promise. And I'm so serious about this, Okay,

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I'm serious about how I feel for you. Can you

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please look at me? M that's it, Look at me

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with those gorgeous eyes of yours. See, there is nothing

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to be scared of. It's just me, you know, your

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favorite roommate ever and the coolest person you know, maybe

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even the coolest person of all time. But the jury

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is still out on that one. Mm hmm. There's that

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smile I love so much, Oh so damn cute. Mm hmmm, yes,

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very cute. Everything about you is adorable, but especially your smile.

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I do. I mean it with every fiber of my being. Yep,

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I want that too. I want you so bad that

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I could barely handle it. I want you to be mine.

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Oh your eyes lit up at that? Do you want

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that too? Thankam here. I want to steal a few

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kisses and see if I can make you smile even more.

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Mmm mmm mmmmmmm mmmm. That was every bit as perfect

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as I thought it would be. And look at that,

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you're smiling even wider. Now was that what you wanted

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it to be? More? You're insatiable, aren't you. Well, don't worry.

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I can give you all that you want. Of course,

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it's your mind. I'll give you the whole world if

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you want it. Just a few more kisses. That is

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a pretty simple request, and I'll be happy to fulfill it.

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Tell your head for me. M just like that. Mm

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mmm mmm God, I'm never gonna get tired of that.

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I hope you know that. From now on, I'm gonna

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be stealing lots of kisses from you. Oh, definitely, every

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opportunity I have, I'm gonna get all the kisses that

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I want. Cuddles too, which reminds me you're pretty much

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stuck here for the rest of the night because I

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don't want to let go of you for even a second.

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I guess that's fair. So what do you want in

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return for giving me all your cuddles? You're so cute?

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Of course you can have some more kisses. Ready, Now,

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you let me just cuddle you whenever I want, and

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I'll be right there when you want another kiss. Okay,

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because you what are mine. Okay, now go ahead and

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watch your show. I am going to focus on how

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much I love snuggling into your neck a

