Speaker 1: Oh finally, God, you will not believe the day I
had at work. No, bad, very bad. A circus must
have been invaded in my workplace because all of my
coworkers are clowns. Of course, I'm gonna tell you all
about it. It's not like I would say something like
that and just leave it there. And besides, I know
you like hearing all the gossip. Oh I'm mistaken, am
I My bad? I guess you don't want to hear
about it. Then I'll just have to go find someone
else to tell all of today's secrets too. That's what
I thought. Scoot over, let me get next to you. Yeah.
I know it's your bed, but I want to cuddle.
Come on, you know I like cuddling after a hard day.
Just let me get in the bed. Why would that
be weird? We cuddle all the time. Oh yeah, I
guess we do usually cuddle on the couch. Huh. Well,
this will be better because then we won't be squished
like we always are on the couch. No, I don't
think it's weird at all. It's just hanging out in
your room on your bed while we cuddle. It's just
like doing what we always do. But We'll be in
your bed, so we'll have pillows and blankets. It's like
our usual cuddling, but better since we'll be more comfortable.
But if you would really prefer that we go out
on the couch, then I guess that'll work too. Yeah. Really,
I just I just really need someone to hold right now,
and you're my favorite person to cuddle, so I want
it to be you. Of course you are. Everyone else
annoys me. Who else would I want to cuddle with? Hey,
don't look so smug over there. Wipe that smirk off
your face. You know you're way better than everyone else,
So don't go around thinking you're special now. I mean,
clearly you are since I approve of you, but there
is no need to get a big ego about it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, move over. The consequences of being
special are that I get to cuddle you. No further questions.
Come on, I'm not gonna beg let me cuddle you.
I just said that. I'm not begging you. I will
bribe you, though. I'll buy groceries this week. Whatever you want,
you just let me know and I'll get it for
you when I go to the store. How's that sound,
I mean I only have so much money, especially if
you still want have my rent. But sure, whatever you want, yes, really,
just write it down or text it to me or whatever.
I don't care, or just let me cuddle you. Shit,
you're really trying to push my buttons. Huh. You better
thank your lucky stars that you're so damn cute. Now
listen close, because I'm only gonna say it once. Got it?
Can I please cuddle with you now? Oh my god, finally,
thank you. Now scoot over and let me get under
the blankets. Ah, there we go. Come here, get closer
to me, closer than that. I want you to wrap
your arms around me so I could bury my face
in your neck, because you smell nice and your neck
is warm, and your shoulder makes a very comfy pillow.
It does when I hug you real close like this.
You make for the best pillow in the world. Nope,
You're the best, the best, most cuddly pillow in the
whole world, and no one else even comes close. Doesn't matter.
You're the best. Nope, Nope, but definitely the best. I'm
absolutely positive that I'm not gonna meet anybody in the
entire world who is a better pillow. Than you. Hell,
I can barely find anyone that I can say I'm
being around for more than a few seconds, let alone
someone I can cuddle with like this? Why would I
do that? What I mean is I'm not looking for
anyone else to date because I already have you. What.
Why are you looking at me like that? Because that
doesn't make sense. Why would I date someone else when
I already have you? You look so flustered. What are
you so surprised about? Of course, I'm serious. Why would
I want to date someone else when I have you
right here in my arms? Do I really need to
spell it out for you? You're lucky. I like you
so much more than like Actually, mm hmm, that's exactly
what I'm saying when I tell you that you're the
only person in the world that doesn't annoy me, and
that you're the only person I like hanging out with,
I mean it. And what I'm actually saying when I
tell you all of those things that I want you,
I only want you. Oh, come on, don't look so shy.
You don't have to act like you don't feel the
same way. Hey, you're holding your breath like you're scared.
Are you expecting something bad to happen. Yeah, like what,
Oh babe, I could never do something like that to you.
I know. I can be mean to other people, but
you're different. I like you way too much to do
anything like that, I promise. And I'm so serious about this, Okay,
I'm serious about how I feel for you. Can you
please look at me? M that's it, Look at me
with those gorgeous eyes of yours. See, there is nothing
to be scared of. It's just me, you know, your
favorite roommate ever and the coolest person you know, maybe
even the coolest person of all time. But the jury
is still out on that one. Mm hmm. There's that
smile I love so much, Oh so damn cute. Mm hmmm, yes,
very cute. Everything about you is adorable, but especially your smile.
I do. I mean it with every fiber of my being. Yep,
I want that too. I want you so bad that
I could barely handle it. I want you to be mine.
Oh your eyes lit up at that? Do you want
that too? Thankam here. I want to steal a few
kisses and see if I can make you smile even more.
Mmm mmm mmmmmmm mmmm. That was every bit as perfect
as I thought it would be. And look at that,
you're smiling even wider. Now was that what you wanted
it to be? More? You're insatiable, aren't you. Well, don't worry.
I can give you all that you want. Of course,
it's your mind. I'll give you the whole world if
you want it. Just a few more kisses. That is
a pretty simple request, and I'll be happy to fulfill it.
Tell your head for me. M just like that. Mm
mmm mmm God, I'm never gonna get tired of that.
I hope you know that. From now on, I'm gonna
be stealing lots of kisses from you. Oh, definitely, every
opportunity I have, I'm gonna get all the kisses that
I want. Cuddles too, which reminds me you're pretty much
stuck here for the rest of the night because I
don't want to let go of you for even a second.
I guess that's fair. So what do you want in
return for giving me all your cuddles? You're so cute?
Of course you can have some more kisses. Ready, Now,
you let me just cuddle you whenever I want, and
I'll be right there when you want another kiss. Okay,
because you what are mine. Okay, now go ahead and
watch your show. I am going to focus on how
much I love snuggling into your neck a