WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.760 --> 00:00:04.120 You're listenings kf I AM six forty the bill handles 2 00:00:04.120 --> 00:00:08.800 show on demand on the iHeartRadio f KFI. 3 00:00:08.400 --> 00:00:10.359 AM six forty bill handle Here. 4 00:00:10.480 --> 00:00:15.480 It is a Friday morning, December twentieth, and this is 5 00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:20.359 the last Friday, and tomorrow is the last Saturday of 6 00:00:20.399 --> 00:00:23.679 the year, and Tuesday is Christmas Eve. 7 00:00:24.399 --> 00:00:24.640 Wow. 8 00:00:24.879 --> 00:00:25.879 Also Arab. 9 00:00:27.280 --> 00:00:30.440 Hanukah, which is by the way, Arab is Hebrew for 10 00:00:30.640 --> 00:00:33.920 the night of the night, because the Jewish holiday start 11 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:36.840 at six pm. They start at sundown and go on 12 00:00:36.960 --> 00:00:39.079 through the next day and end at sundown. 13 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:40.359 Well you're looking at me, I get it. 14 00:00:40.359 --> 00:00:44.640 It's very strange. Actually, Muslim holidays are the same thing. Okay, 15 00:00:45.039 --> 00:00:48.240 as you can hear. That's Neil Sabadra. Tomorrow he is 16 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:49.520 host of The fork Report. 17 00:00:49.560 --> 00:00:51.439 His show. How long has that been going on? 18 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:55.719 Neil fork Port started in twenty ten, so it'll be 19 00:00:55.880 --> 00:01:03.200 its fifteenth year next yeah, next year. And then the 20 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:08.519 Jesus Show has been since two thousand or nineteen ninety eight. 21 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:12.719 Yeah, and that's Jesus always syndicated across the country. So yes, sir, Yeah, 22 00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:15.120 So we've got two shows here on KFI that are 23 00:01:15.159 --> 00:01:18.560 syndicated that come out of KFI that are syndicated, which 24 00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:20.640 is kind of neat because you know, we throw. 25 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:23.439 It around and for now forever make everybody else feel horrible. 26 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:28.079 Okay, it's time for foody Friday, and this is Neil 27 00:01:28.159 --> 00:01:30.719 tomorrow two to five pm, as I said, and it's 28 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:31.680 all things food. 29 00:01:31.840 --> 00:01:36.799 Okay, let's start Neil with oreo. No, no, no, let's 30 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:38.840 leave that cause that's a little light. Can we start 31 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:39.400 with alcohol? 32 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:40.879 Sure? 33 00:01:41.159 --> 00:01:44.159 Okay, this is why, because the holidays are here and 34 00:01:44.239 --> 00:01:46.480 this happens all the time. You and I have talked 35 00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:50.319 about this a bazillion times. Coffee is one that comes 36 00:01:50.319 --> 00:01:52.560 back and forth. Eggs are one that come back and 37 00:01:52.599 --> 00:01:54.799 forth in terms of health. If in terms of health 38 00:01:55.079 --> 00:01:59.920 and alcohol is well. The drinking debate continues to go on. 39 00:02:00.280 --> 00:02:03.359 There's a new government report that is looking at the 40 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:08.000 risks and the possible benefits of moderate alcohol use. Again, 41 00:02:08.199 --> 00:02:11.719 the government continues to do these studies and say we 42 00:02:11.840 --> 00:02:16.159 need to know what to tell people. Scientifically, they all 43 00:02:16.199 --> 00:02:20.960 agree overindulging in alcohol is bad. It's not good for 44 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:24.960 your system. I mean, it's kind of a poison as 45 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:28.039 far as the alcohol part is. But of course, depending 46 00:02:28.039 --> 00:02:30.280 on the type of alcohol you're using whether it's a 47 00:02:30.319 --> 00:02:35.240 line or if you're using spirits and how you're using 48 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:38.039 them and what you're mixing them with, it really depends. 49 00:02:38.080 --> 00:02:41.599 So they go back and forth, and really they're trying 50 00:02:41.599 --> 00:02:45.000 to find what that moderate line is, what is moderate 51 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:49.479 alcohol consumption and at what point does it become damaging 52 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:54.199 because they're having a little alcohol may help you live 53 00:02:54.280 --> 00:02:57.639 longer in some of the studies. So yet again, the 54 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:05.360 most recent study released by the National Academies of Science, Engineering, 55 00:03:05.599 --> 00:03:09.319 Medicine have concluded that this little alcohol may help you. However, 56 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:13.240 it finds alcohol could raise your risk of certain types 57 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:13.800 of cancer. 58 00:03:13.879 --> 00:03:19.280 It's so weird they do it because you're right, avocados, eggs, alcohol, coffee. 59 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:20.199 It changes. 60 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:22.240 Not only does it change year to year, it changes 61 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:25.080 month to month where it's either healthy or not healthy, 62 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:28.360 and it even breaks down it's unhealthy for women, but 63 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:29.520 it's healthy for men. 64 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:32.159 Yeah, or you use it on Tuesdays and it's fine. 65 00:03:32.199 --> 00:03:35.759 But you remember when eggs were demonized and now they're like, yeah, 66 00:03:35.759 --> 00:03:38.000 if you have an egg and a you're fine, you know, 67 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:40.879 But then it was like limit your eggs because of cholesterol. 68 00:03:40.919 --> 00:03:43.400 And then we found out not too long ago that 69 00:03:43.719 --> 00:03:49.400 food cholesterol is absorbed into the body much less than 70 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:52.199 they thought. It has a much less of an impact 71 00:03:52.199 --> 00:03:54.520 down talk to your doctor. I'm not a doctor, but 72 00:03:54.960 --> 00:04:00.680 there is we absorb the food cholesterol different than you know. 73 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:02.039 A lot of it's geneta to be We. 74 00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:05.639 Had but Neil and I had breakfast yesterday with some 75 00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:06.759 management people here. 76 00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:10.400 We were sucking up to them and you ordered. I did, 77 00:04:10.479 --> 00:04:15.520 no sucking. You ordered? You did? You ordered egg whites? Yeah? 78 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:18.920 I like that, you know, and I ordered egg yellows. 79 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:22.600 Yeah, just yeah, you and I would be a good 80 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:23.720 husband and wife team. 81 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:26.920 You know, the lean and the fat. No. 82 00:04:27.160 --> 00:04:32.240 I I liked the taste of egg whites with uh, 83 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:36.959 you know, cheddar cheese and ham. I just so sometimes 84 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:40.160 I just preferred It's not like, you know, healthy. You 85 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:42.399 don't look at me and say, oh, that guy's really 86 00:04:42.399 --> 00:04:43.360 trying to cut it down. 87 00:04:43.560 --> 00:04:44.920 No, it wasn't that. 88 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:47.439 It just sometimes I'm in the mood for egg whites 89 00:04:47.439 --> 00:04:51.959 and they're not particularly flavorful, but with ham and stuff 90 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:53.319 like that, I just like the texture. 91 00:04:53.560 --> 00:04:57.279 Yeah. Good. Hell, you get eggs from a. 92 00:04:56.680 --> 00:05:00.000 Small farmer or people they keep eggs in the backyard 93 00:05:00.439 --> 00:05:01.639 or chickens in the backyard. 94 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:03.600 Which I don't know too many who do, a lot 95 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:05.759 of people do these days. 96 00:05:05.800 --> 00:05:09.800 Those eggs are so fresh and flavor. 97 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:13.839 Yo, They're wonderful. They're they're amazing. 98 00:05:13.879 --> 00:05:16.600 And the thing is, you know, there is I have 99 00:05:16.680 --> 00:05:18.319 this thing that they're still trying to figure out what 100 00:05:18.319 --> 00:05:20.839 it is where my body and some of the meds 101 00:05:20.839 --> 00:05:24.639 I'm on react to certain foods, eggs one of them. 102 00:05:24.720 --> 00:05:28.120 It's foods that have sulfur in them. And so I 103 00:05:28.240 --> 00:05:31.439 do also sometimes back off on the yolks because of that, 104 00:05:31.639 --> 00:05:34.480 just so you know. So anyway, so the guidelines for 105 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:39.120 twenty twenty five, the dietary guidelines haven't changed much. You know, 106 00:05:39.279 --> 00:05:42.759 you're better off not drinking out alcohol. If you are 107 00:05:42.839 --> 00:05:45.519 drinking alcohol or having it with dinner. You're better off 108 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:49.040 with the wine than you are, you know, and red 109 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:51.360 wines have a lot of you know, benefits to that. 110 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:56.160 You're and you're much more sophisticated. Yes, exactly as if 111 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:59.600 you're a drug. Yeah, yeah, a Whyo, serve me some 112 00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:02.120 box of Phronsie wine. 113 00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:05.399 You know, I was with law enforcement, hanging out with 114 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:08.000 law enforcement probably I think it was on the Tim 115 00:06:08.040 --> 00:06:10.240 and Neil Show many many years ago, and I was 116 00:06:10.279 --> 00:06:13.319 out there out and about, and they were doing stops 117 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:16.319 and it was like an alcohol checkpoint or something like 118 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:20.240 sobriety checkpoint. And the guy rolls up in his car 119 00:06:20.279 --> 00:06:22.480 because once you get in that line, you can't get 120 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:26.120 out otherwise they go after you. Right, he had the 121 00:06:26.160 --> 00:06:30.720 brightest it was almost like dayglow red bottle on him, 122 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:33.879 and it was Boons Farm or whatever it was. It 123 00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:37.279 was so bright. Addie had a crack pipe on him. 124 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:40.240 It was pretty crazy. They obviously he got arrested, but 125 00:06:41.040 --> 00:06:43.480 I remember thinking when they shine the light in their 126 00:06:43.759 --> 00:06:48.639 how bright the movie that was the worst. That's a 127 00:06:48.680 --> 00:06:51.560 different kind of whyo. But just something to think about. 128 00:06:51.600 --> 00:06:53.439 And if you don't drink, you're probably better off not 129 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:59.120 drinking than adding it to your your life. These days, 130 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:01.079 I like, I like a good belt myself. 131 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:03.759 Oh yeah, no, I've seen you. You know you're doing 132 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:07.600 hard spirits, you know. Oh absolutely. I love the Browns. 133 00:07:07.680 --> 00:07:08.240 I love my. 134 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:14.120 Whiskies adult beverages as livations. Yes, sure, okay, anyway, Neil, 135 00:07:14.759 --> 00:07:18.600 are you talking about six new Oreo trees? 136 00:07:19.160 --> 00:07:19.360 Yeah? 137 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:21.079 So they keep coming up with it. Now, some of 138 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:23.480 its flavors and then some of it is style. They 139 00:07:23.519 --> 00:07:27.600 have their game Day Oreos which have different embossments. You 140 00:07:27.639 --> 00:07:31.000 know how you have that embossed image of the Oreo 141 00:07:31.120 --> 00:07:34.079 on top of the Oreo cookies, the actually chocolate cookies. Well, 142 00:07:34.120 --> 00:07:37.040 they have their Game Day ones which are coming out 143 00:07:37.160 --> 00:07:40.240 and those have you know, footballs on them and different 144 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:43.920 things like that on the embossment. But they have the 145 00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:47.319 Oreo Loaded, which is not only an Oreo with the 146 00:07:47.399 --> 00:07:51.959 you know, the double stuff in there, but now it's 147 00:07:52.560 --> 00:07:57.959 Oreo flavored stuffing. So inside they actually have bits of 148 00:07:58.000 --> 00:08:02.199 the chocolate cookie you know, like cookies and cream whipped 149 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:03.240 up in the filling. 150 00:08:03.399 --> 00:08:05.560 You know, I don't know who comes up with this stuff, 151 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:10.720 but have they reached the point where the testing people, 152 00:08:10.839 --> 00:08:13.600 you know, the people who ever decides ay're going to 153 00:08:13.639 --> 00:08:15.360 release this, someone says. 154 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:18.399 Come on, really they keep putting them out. As a 155 00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:20.319 matter of fact, you have a couple different things in 156 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:23.639 different forms. They have the Golden Oreo cakesters and there 157 00:08:23.639 --> 00:08:25.920 are some Cakester flavors coming out, and that's where the 158 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:29.639 cookie part is more like a cake. It's fluffy and 159 00:08:29.920 --> 00:08:31.839 then it has the cream on the inside. They also 160 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:35.080 have the Oreo bites, which are little ice cream like 161 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:38.879 bond bonds. Their little ice cream flavors as well that 162 00:08:38.919 --> 00:08:42.000 they have in there. A couple of the flavors going on. 163 00:08:42.120 --> 00:08:44.440 The Oreo minis will come out in the peanut butter 164 00:08:44.639 --> 00:08:49.399 that bite sized ones. They have their original thin cookies 165 00:08:49.440 --> 00:08:54.720 filled with Irish cream flavored cream which apparently has notes 166 00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:59.159 of chocolate and vanilla in the cream. So as these 167 00:08:59.200 --> 00:09:01.840 things come out, that's going to be in January. So 168 00:09:02.120 --> 00:09:05.919 these they keep figuring out different ways to put them together, 169 00:09:06.240 --> 00:09:10.919 like the Oreo Frozen treats, the Oreo Bites, Oreo Mini 170 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:14.799 Bars will be available in January as well. 171 00:09:15.159 --> 00:09:16.279 A couple things about Oreo. 172 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:21.039 The brand itself is so valuable that yeah, you're gonna 173 00:09:21.080 --> 00:09:25.240 see the Oreo branded clothes pretty soon because it's. 174 00:09:25.440 --> 00:09:26.039 I'd wear that. 175 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:29.879 Yeah, I mean the brand is yeah pretty much and 176 00:09:29.960 --> 00:09:32.320 I understand. And and they're going to be in the 177 00:09:32.399 --> 00:09:34.720 flavor of the Year because people say, what you do this? 178 00:09:34.879 --> 00:09:39.480 What's coming out next year? Oh yeah, okay, here's mine. 179 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:42.840 The Oreo flavor is gonna be the smoked macrol Oreo, 180 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:45.960 which is going to be hugely popular. 181 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:48.120 Well you know what, actually, you know what would be 182 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:50.240 I don't know that they've done this, but you might 183 00:09:50.279 --> 00:09:53.960 have just accidentally done something, and that is the one 184 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:56.799 of the flavors of the year they've been excited about. 185 00:09:56.879 --> 00:10:01.559 You know all these food you know, magazines whatever put 186 00:10:01.559 --> 00:10:07.960 out these things. Is brown sugar. Brown sugar is coming 187 00:10:08.000 --> 00:10:11.120 into its own right now, being used in cocktails, being 188 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:15.000 used in coffees, being used in all these different things. 189 00:10:15.120 --> 00:10:20.679 I think that the molasses because basically it's an unrefined 190 00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:25.840 sugar with molasses in it. I think that would make 191 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:27.480 a good oreo filling. 192 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:28.919 And Neil does this. 193 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:30.360 I don't know if you're gonna do it next week 194 00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:33.200 or you do it at the beginning of the year. 195 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:39.159 But you always come up with your prognostications what is 196 00:10:39.240 --> 00:10:41.840 going to be hot. For example, pump you years ago, 197 00:10:42.120 --> 00:10:46.159 you picked up on pumpkin spice early days, and you said, 198 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:48.960 this is going to explode people. 199 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:52.360 Back then, people didn't put any spice in their pumpkin. 200 00:10:52.480 --> 00:10:55.039 It was bland as hell until the four report came out. 201 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:58.039 Well, I don't give yourself that much credit, but you 202 00:10:58.080 --> 00:11:01.080 know you caught it early days. You're not Winston Churchill 203 00:11:01.159 --> 00:11:04.919 nineteen thirty two talking about Hitler right before anybody else. 204 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:06.200 Dumb as No. 205 00:11:06.559 --> 00:11:09.080 What I actually what I do is I look at 206 00:11:09.120 --> 00:11:13.000 a lot of these things and then kind of call 207 00:11:13.080 --> 00:11:14.919 through them and tell you what I think, which ones 208 00:11:14.960 --> 00:11:17.639 I think will come to fruition or not. 209 00:11:18.480 --> 00:11:20.399 Smoked salmon birthday cake. 210 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:23.639 I would make that for you in a heartbeat, and 211 00:11:23.720 --> 00:11:27.120 I would stand above you until you finished every last drop. 212 00:11:27.480 --> 00:11:29.679 There's some good stuff out there. They're really and there's 213 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:33.360 gonna be some interesting combinations. And you talk about that too, 214 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:39.200 that really weren't expected. Different combination of spices and what. 215 00:11:39.360 --> 00:11:41.200 Just heat is not going away right now. 216 00:11:42.279 --> 00:11:46.080 Sweet and savory, sweet and salty, all those things are 217 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:47.840 still powerful. 218 00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:48.639 But the heat. 219 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:52.279 People are still trying to when it comes to food, 220 00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:55.360 find any way to add spice to it. I don't 221 00:11:55.360 --> 00:12:00.000 think that's going away anytime soon. However, this super hot 222 00:11:59.840 --> 00:12:04.200 stuff has been controversial because of you know, a child 223 00:12:04.399 --> 00:12:08.919 being hurt or being hospitalized. We're finding out that some 224 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:11.600 of these foods that they're eating, flaming hot this, and 225 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:14.120 flaming hot that they're eating kids are eating on the 226 00:12:14.200 --> 00:12:15.919 daily are not. 227 00:12:15.879 --> 00:12:17.679 Good for them. That makes a lot of sense. Plus 228 00:12:17.759 --> 00:12:20.120 the dyes and the garbage in that. When you talk. 229 00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:23.360 About heat, when you talk about spice, that is hot spice, 230 00:12:23.399 --> 00:12:26.600 spicy Uh, there's two issues there. 231 00:12:26.679 --> 00:12:29.679 One is flavor and the other one is just pure heat. Yeah. 232 00:12:29.720 --> 00:12:35.600 Cap saican itself is an oil that is that holds 233 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:36.639 all that heat. 234 00:12:36.799 --> 00:12:40.240 That's what we basically. It doesn't have a flavor. No, 235 00:12:40.279 --> 00:12:42.879 they can't. They do. They can have grassy fill. No, No, 236 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:44.720 you're already talking about capsation. Yeah. 237 00:12:44.759 --> 00:12:47.240 But the the the the. 238 00:12:47.159 --> 00:12:50.120 Cap sacan is creating the heat. 239 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:53.240 Yes, but there is flavors within that heat depending on 240 00:12:53.279 --> 00:12:57.919 where what what the chili or the product is that 241 00:12:58.080 --> 00:13:02.120 is building that has the capsaon in it. So there 242 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:05.600 are some wonderful flavors that come with hot with heat 243 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:10.000 as well. But now we're just basically injecting the cap sasin, 244 00:13:10.600 --> 00:13:15.360 which is which is why you don't want to drink 245 00:13:15.480 --> 00:13:17.879 water to cool down. You know how people go give 246 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:20.240 it doesn't do anything. That's why you have to do 247 00:13:20.360 --> 00:13:24.159 milk or a dairy product that encapsulates the oil and 248 00:13:24.200 --> 00:13:27.399 the cap sason and that truly mellows it out. 249 00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:30.320 All right, we're done with foody Friday to done with 250 00:13:30.360 --> 00:13:32.639 you tomorrow two to five pm. 251 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:35.480 You might as well pitch Saturday morning, six am. 252 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:39.919 It starts with that Dean sharp with the house whisper, 253 00:13:40.000 --> 00:13:40.720 and then I'm here. 254 00:13:40.840 --> 00:13:44.159 Eight to eleven, he low house, I'm a to You're 255 00:13:44.200 --> 00:13:48.559 a beautiful house. Okay, eight to eleven with handle on 256 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:52.320 the law, get your doors in your windows, handle on 257 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:55.200 the law. Eight to eleven, practice. 258 00:13:56.320 --> 00:14:01.080 Bad advice the law, whisper, I know what I'm doing. 259 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:05.279 Two PM is the fourth report. 260 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:08.639 Okay, guys, it is time for ask handle anything. And 261 00:14:08.679 --> 00:14:11.039 here's the way it works. We ask people during the 262 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:15.399 week to record a question on the iHeart app and 263 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:19.000 then the question is for me, Neil and and choose 264 00:14:19.039 --> 00:14:21.600 the question, and I hear at the same time you 265 00:14:21.679 --> 00:14:25.399 do right now, and I answer it. So it's a 266 00:14:25.480 --> 00:14:28.080 lot of personal stuff that I'm letting loose on, so 267 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:29.039 let's do it. 268 00:14:29.600 --> 00:14:33.720 First question, how old were you the first time you 269 00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:43.720 had sex with a woman? Oh? Exactly because clarification, yes, yeah. 270 00:14:43.759 --> 00:14:46.759 The whole issue was I had some I'm one of 271 00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:49.000 those people that it took me a while to figure 272 00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:51.039 out my gender. So I would look down and either 273 00:14:51.159 --> 00:14:54.960 it was George or Georgiette. And the first time I 274 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:56.960 think I had the first time I had sex with 275 00:14:57.039 --> 00:15:01.799 a woman, I was thirteen or fourteen, and it was 276 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:04.840 not it was the older sister of a little girl, 277 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:07.360 you know, someone my age that I just started to 278 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:10.360 date and it was cute, and the older sister basically 279 00:15:10.399 --> 00:15:11.679 just took me in the other room and did it. 280 00:15:11.720 --> 00:15:14.320 And then, of course the next time, I was seventeen 281 00:15:14.399 --> 00:15:17.480 or eighteen. So that's the story. I was, I think 282 00:15:17.519 --> 00:15:18.600 fourteen years old. 283 00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:21.799 Because of that, not because of any Cowles was the girl. 284 00:15:21.960 --> 00:15:23.080 I think she was in her twenties. 285 00:15:23.799 --> 00:15:28.039 No, yeah, yeah, and you were thirteen maybe fourteen. 286 00:15:28.159 --> 00:15:30.240 Yeah, but I was big. I was almost six foot tall. 287 00:15:30.759 --> 00:15:32.919 I matured very quickly. 288 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:34.360 I mean, if you look at a picture of me 289 00:15:34.399 --> 00:15:36.720 when I was fifteen, I mean, I'm you know, I 290 00:15:36.759 --> 00:15:39.240 have hair, you know, I'm almost six feet tall. I'm 291 00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:41.320 you know, I'm a decent looking guy who went downhill 292 00:15:41.360 --> 00:15:41.759 after that. 293 00:15:42.039 --> 00:15:45.279 Stop with the mouth. I'm being honest. I'm being honest. 294 00:15:45.559 --> 00:15:49.200 This is ass candle anything. 295 00:15:49.600 --> 00:15:52.279 Uh yeah, wow, was not expecting that. We did not 296 00:15:52.320 --> 00:15:54.159 see that's coming. Yeah, true story. 297 00:15:54.559 --> 00:15:59.960 Okay, older sisters, hold on, older sister took away my virginity. 298 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:03.679 It's true, very well. You were friends with the younger sisters. 299 00:16:03.720 --> 00:16:07.039 I was dating the younger sister. She was my little 300 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:08.519 fourteen year old girlfriend. 301 00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:13.559 You know, when you're cute the old yeahs, yes, that issue. 302 00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:19.440 Yes, okay, let's move on. Wow, jeez, I'm being honest. 303 00:16:19.639 --> 00:16:23.440 Okay, you your twenty stop it all right, Cono. Next question, 304 00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:27.600 Good morning, Bill. I have a question for you. How 305 00:16:27.639 --> 00:16:30.080 often do you have your haircut? 306 00:16:30.759 --> 00:16:32.919 That's what you follow up the last one. 307 00:16:32.759 --> 00:16:37.240 With ConA, uh, going down the line. Oh, yeah, I 308 00:16:37.279 --> 00:16:40.440 have my haircut every couple of weeks. And Neil, you 309 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:42.799 do yours every day, right, and the shit you usually 310 00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:45.120 bick it. I don't actually use a bic, but I 311 00:16:45.279 --> 00:16:48.720 have head raiser, yeah, and I don't I have you know, 312 00:16:48.759 --> 00:16:50.480 the razor or that you take your hair off with, 313 00:16:50.559 --> 00:16:52.600 you know, the buzz every couple of weeks. 314 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:54.320 That was a stupid question. Who chose that? Did you 315 00:16:54.320 --> 00:16:55.559 have your haircut when you were fourteen? 316 00:16:55.720 --> 00:16:57.639 When I was fourteen, you know, every couple of months, 317 00:16:57.799 --> 00:16:59.919 you know, I had hair. I had There was actual 318 00:17:00.039 --> 00:17:00.679 hair on my hair. 319 00:17:00.759 --> 00:17:01.639 Some people want to know. 320 00:17:01.799 --> 00:17:04.319 Someone one time asked, I don't know if we played 321 00:17:04.319 --> 00:17:06.559 that one, if you ever had long hair, did you 322 00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:10.079 like I did? I did seventies or whatever I did? Yeah, 323 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:12.319 I did. I had long hair down on my shoulders. Yeah, 324 00:17:12.480 --> 00:17:13.400 just to your shoulders. 325 00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:16.000 Yeah I did. I had long hair. How did you 326 00:17:16.079 --> 00:17:18.160 know what was your shoulder hair and what was your 327 00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:19.720 head hair? That's very funny. 328 00:17:20.640 --> 00:17:23.880 Well, if I had, if I lived in Glendale, I 329 00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:28.000 would easily know where my shoulder hair hair is, especially 330 00:17:28.039 --> 00:17:28.799 if I was a woman. 331 00:17:28.920 --> 00:17:32.720 Okay, let's let's do the naturally. How do it? Come on? 332 00:17:32.799 --> 00:17:34.680 How could I not? How could I not go there 333 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:35.519 and offend people? 334 00:17:35.759 --> 00:17:35.880 All? 335 00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:39.960 Right? Moving on? Hey, Bill, I know you're a theater goer, 336 00:17:40.079 --> 00:17:42.640 so I was just wondering if you ever go and 337 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:46.960 see the ballet. I have gone once to see the ballet, 338 00:17:47.680 --> 00:17:51.119 and only once. Yeah, I was bale is beautiful. It is, 339 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:51.960 but I you. 340 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:55.000 Know, it's ten minutes into it. 341 00:17:55.039 --> 00:17:55.960 I get a little bored. 342 00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:58.559 Also when I see those male dancers, I get would 343 00:17:58.839 --> 00:18:00.839 and it is really embarrassing. 344 00:18:01.279 --> 00:18:05.359 Uh so uh once I've gone once and it was 345 00:18:05.519 --> 00:18:06.880 uh gone to the opera. 346 00:18:07.079 --> 00:18:09.279 Yeah, I've gone to the opera But the only the 347 00:18:09.319 --> 00:18:11.119 only thing I like at the opera is when they 348 00:18:11.160 --> 00:18:14.599 have the supertitles where you know you can see above 349 00:18:14.680 --> 00:18:17.400 or below, usually above so you understand what they're singing 350 00:18:17.400 --> 00:18:20.000 because it's in German or it's usually in an Italian 351 00:18:20.079 --> 00:18:21.240 you have no idea. 352 00:18:21.039 --> 00:18:25.480 Kill the kill the I was, uh, what is it? 353 00:18:25.839 --> 00:18:28.000 Last year? A couple of years ago, I was in Italy. 354 00:18:28.039 --> 00:18:32.160 I had some business in Milan, some fertility stuff, and 355 00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:35.720 I went to La Scala, you know, the opera, and 356 00:18:35.799 --> 00:18:40.880 I saw Rigletto and it was spectacular. But there was 357 00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:44.160 in front of every like those TV screens like you 358 00:18:44.759 --> 00:18:48.559 have on t on on airplanes, you know, the small 359 00:18:48.640 --> 00:18:50.960 eight inch screen, and it was and you had just 360 00:18:51.119 --> 00:18:54.359 choice of five or six different languages, and you saw 361 00:18:54.400 --> 00:18:55.240 what was being sung. 362 00:18:56.559 --> 00:19:01.559 Rigtelogletto is great with a nice Vodkas. 363 00:19:01.839 --> 00:19:03.640 That's true. As you know, you beat me to it, 364 00:19:03.680 --> 00:19:07.160 all right. Hey, Bill, just wondering if there are any 365 00:19:07.279 --> 00:19:09.200 stocks that you're interested in. 366 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:12.799 Yeah, the kind you put your head and arms in. 367 00:19:13.279 --> 00:19:17.680 Not those stocks, right. I don't buy stocks. They're too volatile, 368 00:19:17.680 --> 00:19:20.640 and I don't know enough about them. You're very conservative, 369 00:19:20.839 --> 00:19:25.039 very conservative. I just I don't know. I could I 370 00:19:25.039 --> 00:19:26.880 I don't know because I never took the time. And 371 00:19:26.920 --> 00:19:29.440 in order to do it correctly, you have to really 372 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:30.200 do your homework. 373 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:31.599 So do you buy index? 374 00:19:31.799 --> 00:19:32.000 Yeah? 375 00:19:31.960 --> 00:19:33.400 I buy index? Yeah. 376 00:19:33.519 --> 00:19:36.480 I buy Reached real estate investment trusts long term. 377 00:19:36.720 --> 00:19:38.480 I bought those of those. 378 00:19:38.599 --> 00:19:41.599 Yeah, yeah, it's just and I've been saving my money 379 00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:44.519 for you know, for retirement for many, many years. I'm 380 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:48.119 insanely conservative when it comes to it. But no, no 381 00:19:48.279 --> 00:19:52.960 stock specifically that I have invested in. I've invested in 382 00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:57.200 a couple of businesses that have failed spectacularly, all of 383 00:19:57.240 --> 00:19:59.440 your own. Yeah, every one of them on my own, 384 00:19:59.480 --> 00:20:01.799 I might add. Okay, next question. 385 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:06.680 Hi, Bill Mark from cam Rio. As a fellow officer 386 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:10.359 of the Court and father of in Vitro twins, mine 387 00:20:10.359 --> 00:20:13.319 will be twenty eight this month, how do you truthfully 388 00:20:13.319 --> 00:20:15.880 tell your children which one is your favorite? 389 00:20:16.359 --> 00:20:19.880 You know, that's a very good question, that is, and 390 00:20:20.279 --> 00:20:21.920 you know, would you hate them both equally? 391 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:24.440 It is, Oh that's a different twist. 392 00:20:24.519 --> 00:20:29.519 Yeah, that is, you don't because I'm one of those 393 00:20:29.559 --> 00:20:34.279 people that I truly love my kids the same equally, 394 00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:37.519 although I like parts of my daughter Pamela more than 395 00:20:37.559 --> 00:20:41.720 parts of my daughter Barbara, and likewise, so I think 396 00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:43.559 it's fair to say that I don't have a favorite. 397 00:20:43.559 --> 00:20:48.359 So they're uniquely different. Yeah, yeah, you have, there's twins there. 398 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:51.759 They're different species, They're very different. 399 00:20:51.839 --> 00:20:52.000 Yeah. 400 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:56.799 One is a true foodie of and was fairly introspective 401 00:20:57.279 --> 00:20:59.839