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Speaker 1: All right, let's head up to the Panhandle of Pensacola area.
Speaker 1: Say hello to twenty year old Florida man Jeremy Lang
Speaker 1: arrested after robbing five churches over the past month, and
Speaker 1: it's thought that he may have hit more than that.
Speaker 2: You don't rob churches unless his church is Chicken. No, still,
Speaker 2: don't rob that.
Speaker 1: Don't rob anything any one.
Speaker 2: Come on, but a church man. That's going to get
Speaker 2: you instant karma.
Speaker 1: Five churches minimum amount that he's robbed. Police think it's more.
Speaker 1: He was taken into custody and in the course of
Speaker 1: their investigation, police found Google searches on his phone for
Speaker 1: several interesting searches, including how to had a shirt into
Speaker 1: a mask? Where do church keep money? And do churches
Speaker 1: have safes?
Speaker 2: Can't you just picture this bozo walking in pat with
Speaker 2: the look, the face, the face cut out of the
Speaker 2: tea of a white T shirt. My son, may I
Speaker 2: help you with something?
Speaker 1: I gotta think, in a weird kind of way, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna choose the criminal life and you're gonna make
Speaker 1: that criminal life robbery, I'm thinking he's airing on the
Speaker 1: side of caution here a place where he's likely not
Speaker 1: to get any pushback or be any danger.
Speaker 2: I don't even put that out there.
Speaker 1: How many pastors are packing I know some might be,
Speaker 1: but in general some are.
Speaker 2: Because I remember a video that we had well one
Speaker 2: just turn the turn the tide on the guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but in general, you just don't think.
Speaker 2: Of Now, I think you're gonna say when he was
Speaker 2: at the Police States and he whooped his ass, because
Speaker 2: I think I think that upsets anybody him robbing the church.
Speaker 1: He won't be robbing anymore for a while.
Speaker 2: At least his Google searches give it some some levity.
Speaker 1: Where do church keep money?
Speaker 2: How to make mask out of t shirt? How would
Speaker 2: you not know that? Grade school days, when you when
Speaker 2: you put together the paper and cut a snowflake or something,
Speaker 2: all you do is just cut her eye holes out
Speaker 2: in your case, don't even cut a breathe a breathing hole,
Speaker 2: because we don't want you to anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm not so sure how many years of school Jeremy
Speaker 1: has under his belt.
Speaker 2: And doesn't sound like a lot. He could give it
Speaker 2: a big amount.
Speaker 1: Sure he tried. So speaking of school, let's head out
Speaker 1: to Utah.
Speaker 2: Somebody else thought the e meant church's chicken. I thought
Speaker 2: the same thing. What are we doing in Utah?
Speaker 1: Utah? They have Well, this is it's a trick question.
Speaker 1: What's in the box ahead?
Speaker 2: When it's a box, it's usually a head but this
Speaker 2: is Utah, so I doubt it.
Speaker 1: Technically, you're right, but there's more than a head in
Speaker 1: this particular box. Okay, the head is still attached to
Speaker 1: a body. How big a box. It's about the size
Speaker 1: of a phone booth and large enough for well grade
Speaker 1: school kids. The I guess for years they've had these
Speaker 1: padded rooms in Utah elementary schools. Really, you know, like
Speaker 1: something you see in a psych ward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and saying this though, and they put kids who
Speaker 2: are losing their minds into the padded rooms so they
Speaker 2: won't hurt themselves or anybody else.
Speaker 1: And I'm just blow off step in there.
Speaker 2: Well, are these challenged kids?
Speaker 1: It could be any kid. That's well, that's where the
Speaker 1: scrutiny is coming in, because you get, you know, a
Speaker 1: lot of kids are considered on the spectrum now, so
Speaker 1: if they, you know, go off the rails and you
Speaker 1: get put in the padded room, that adds a whole
Speaker 1: new level of scrutiny to things. Dude, scrutiny.
Speaker 2: They should be getting total scrutiny just for putting kids,
Speaker 2: period in a padded room.
Speaker 1: I'm not advocating for it, Taco, I'm just sharing the
Speaker 1: story with you.
Speaker 2: Wow. I just I a school today, only I had
Speaker 2: to throw four kids in the padded room for meltdowns.
Speaker 1: The only thing missing is the straight jacket. This is
Speaker 1: just now coming under scrutiny, which is surprising to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a couple of friends who definitely would
Speaker 1: have been spent a lot of time in there coming
Speaker 1: up through grade school.
Speaker 2: I'm raising my hands that I I did a little
Speaker 2: bit of a couple of stints in there. No, I knew,
Speaker 2: I definitely knew some kids would be thrown in there,
Speaker 2: but then they just light up a sig. Yeah, those kids.
Speaker 1: I've told you the story right when my my father
Speaker 1: worked for for the state, he was a social worker.
Speaker 1: He did social work rest in peace, pops.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But at one point he worked at a mental health
Speaker 1: facility and they had actual rubber rooms there. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he'd take me and my sisters and brother was rubber room.
Speaker 3: I play kids, No, no, no, I mean to be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: there's someone in there right now, And we were like,
Speaker 3: what do you mean rubber And he was literally like
Speaker 3: rubber padding on the walls.
Speaker 1: So you try to explain this, you know, to me
Speaker 1: when That's what I was wondering. Why take your kid
Speaker 1: to work day and yeah, get the full experience.
Speaker 2: Come on, my god, all.
Speaker 1: Right, let's uh, let's go a little further north, shall
Speaker 1: we into uh Ontario, Canada. The Gelf town of Gelf
Speaker 1: is experiencing a quote large scale butter theft ring.
Speaker 2: Well we said it earlier. Everything's expensive. You know what
Speaker 2: a tub of butter costs? Now. I bought that butter
Speaker 2: with the red top, you know, the one I was
Speaker 2: talking about the Land of Lakes or whatever, one of those, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: And for the bigger one, it was like six eighty
Speaker 2: seven or it was it was it was almost seven bucks.
Speaker 1: Some multiple grocery stores have been hit by these butter thieves,
Speaker 1: usually us stealing upwards of one thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 1: butter each pop. They're both described as brown skinned males,
Speaker 1: approximately forty years of age, with medium builds. They come
Speaker 1: in in uh oh, the old stuff, the butter, and
Speaker 1: the large dark winter coat.
Speaker 2: See. But this is where Bob World order swings into effect.
Speaker 2: If you have the armed guard with the machine gun
Speaker 2: of course at the front store, he's gonna see it,
Speaker 2: either on surveillance or or somebody's gonna point it out
Speaker 2: to him. Hey, these guys are the butter bandits their
Speaker 2: motor off at the kneecas.
Speaker 1: Do you watch that grocery store games show? Yeah, all
Speaker 1: the things in a grocery store value wise. Are you
Speaker 1: gonna go right for butter first? That's not gonna be
Speaker 1: your first choice.
Speaker 2: Can't get the formula anymore because they had to probably
Speaker 2: get that locked up meat department. Yeah, meat meat might work,
Speaker 2: but butter is easier.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Now, there's a lot of things that you can go
Speaker 2: for the way they usually do it, and that is
Speaker 2: that they'll be they'll say, all right, here's your here's
Speaker 2: your hint, get thing, and then you have to find
Speaker 2: that item. Where do you fence your butter? Once you've
Speaker 2: you've got one thousand dollars worth of butter, Now what's
Speaker 2: your what's your move? I've got them.
Speaker 1: You've got to keep it refrigerated, so it's taking up
Speaker 1: your refrigerator space.
Speaker 2: I'd buy some I just paid the seven dollars for
Speaker 2: it by butter on the black market. You just pull
Speaker 2: up in the parking lot, just like the steak guy
Speaker 2: or the or the speaker guy. Hey, you know we've
Speaker 2: got these extra speakers at work.
Speaker 1: It's the same same white man.
Speaker 2: Too. Dudes, Hey, didn't I see you selling back in
Speaker 2: eighty eight? You have seafood in there a couple of
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